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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
dotsy isn't cute
http://bazaar.tf/profiles/76561197996718813
tf2g discounts
/trash/ thread is better
new weapon skin compaign when
>no edition edition
>unfunny meme
bad op s m h
>>145040326
That'd be so good.
does my tf2gfu really like me
>>145040465
>No anime
>no irc memes
>no pottis xd
>no retarded reddit imgur pictures
>OP is tf2 related
looks fine to me
>>145040563
New update when???
What mercenary is the girthiest?
>>145041105
maybe after e3?
>Played Overwatch on my toaster of a laptop during beta
>Now craving some TF2
Well, did I make the right decision?
>>145041617
That would be nice but unlikely
>>145042859
Depends, did you pay money for overwatch?
>>145042972
>>145040220
hugs and kisses
>>145040526
hey you, hey you
i don't think he likes you
i think you need a new one
hey you hey you
i could be your tf2gfu
yeah stay safe you dinks
>>145043545
oh
*dies alone*
>>145043812
That's my word u dink
how can i make my tf2gfu like me
hello
>come back to tf2g out of curiosity
>sitting at page 10
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes............the
>Own factory new citizen pain minigun
>Buy an unusual
>Seller wants my minigun as well
>Go ahead and give it to him
>Few days later go to the SCM and buy a new one
>Turns out its the one I traded
What luck
>>145046560
I want an unusual white Russian but there aren't any ones that have been unboxed with the mid tier effects. It's either shell out for a god tier small loan of a million dollars effect or a shit tier nuts n bolts effect
I'm thinking of making a tf2 video like array7 or uncle dane about how to make the pyro not shit. What's the best way to record footage, using that demo thing valve intriduced?
>>145047841
Maybe just a screen recorder.
Or lawena.
Valve's default thing is shit.
Actually I haven't tried the new thing they released. But the old Replay editor was pretty garbage.
*caps hightower*
Who /addictedtomge/ here
>>145048191
Old replay was nice for getting angles you couldn't have possibly gotten with first-person recording, but it didn't list deaths so it was kind of unclear when you actually got somebody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCanJL5BL3E
For my more recent gameplay I've used Nvidia's Shadowplay feature. Doesn't really tax my graphics any more than normal. Gets all of the action I see, but it's harder to keep a narrative going because when I die I don't have free movement of camera.
For the best of both worlds, I'd record demo and use a screen recorder at the same time, and edit them together later.
That said I'm too lazy to do the same myself, best of luck.
>>145048687
>For the best of both worlds, I'd record demo and use a screen recorder at the same time, and edit them together later.
Yeah, that's why I suggested lawena since it lets you record demos but then go back and let you do some editing before you record/render it.
mfw sleep
>>145050358
I'm doing my first med game in a 6's lobby, any advice?
>>145050576
i dont know im just sleep
Were these ever finished/released/whatever?
They looked pretty nice in comparison to the current fempyro
>>145050904
"fempyro" should just be the regular pyro model
>39 posts in over 2 hours
who uses this general anymore? is it just dress up fags and hl steel players?
>>145051431
to be fair it's pretty late, especially for east coasters.
>>145051431
its late for NA and early morning for EU
>>145051609
and pretty early for europoors
neets are in bed
everyone else is at work/school
If I get 5 kills in a row I type "play of the game" into all chat
>>145050904
Tf2 doesn't need feminist propaganda fuck off
Go back to tumblrwatch
D E F E A T
Holy SHIT this game is hard to move around in after playing Overwatch. I keep moving badly and stopping in the air and shit, Overwatch doesn't have air strafing so I stopped habitually doing it.
What are the cosmetics with the best cosmetic effects ( halloweens aside)?
hi please answer poll
http://goo.
gl/forms/1g0hT7jiJoiTMdTD2
>>145053919
fuck off
>>145054130
i will fuck on
>>145053919
>actively bypassing the link filter
what are you doing?
>>145054258
it is poll my friend
>>145054691
if the 4chan mods wanted you to post shitty polls no one cares about the results of they wouldn't make you have to bypass the link filter
>>145055374
stfu noob
>>145055391
nobody cares about ur shit polls
shield on you
go
>>145050658
PROCEEEEED THE WEDIAN
I've been gone for a long time, tell me the general opinion on the following items.
>the new Loch-n-Load
>the Loose Cannon
>the Iron Bomber
>the Quickiebomb Launcher
What is you guys favorite soldier pubstomping loadouts and why?
>Stock
>Buff Banner
>Stock
You have no downsides what so ever and you can just pop a mini-kritzkrieg whenever you're in the moodConch is good too if you are under constant heavy fire and there is no medic sucking your dick
>inb4 Escape plan meme
>>145056791
I like the shotgun for scouts and situations where 4 rockets isn't enough for killing everybody.
The direct hit is also good if you know how to pick your fights such that lacking splash damage doesn't ruin you.
>>145055897
NAZREEETHHHHHH
>>145057261
I agree that if the enemy team has a good scout, a shotgun is often preferable.
http://backpack tf/suggestion/575a0cfac44045285437cdd8
>surfing backpack
>vibri is a jew there as well
what a money grubbing asshole
>63 posts in 6 hours, page 10
jesus christ DEAD
anyway whats the font tf2 uses?
>>145059689
It's a font literally called "TF2". I downloaded it once from somewhere, don't remember where from though.
>>144998053
is this some sort of joke
>>145056073
useless
good if you're good with it
ok
ok for offensive demo
>>145059689
let me fix that
HEY GUYS IU CHEAT IN BIVDOGAEMZ
>Using my old picture
You do you
mfw i frag
>>145060881
>engi mains will defend this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDgmXgOGkAshameless self promotion, pls no bully
>>145060946
sops you will never good :)
sops is very good at tf2 he makes me wet
>>145047841
>how to make the pyro not shit
>fix the degreaser bugs where it doesn't give swap speed buff until it's been out for X seconds and can't airblast immediately after swapping
>backburner now gives 60% self-damage reduction to wearer, like a Gunboats for Pyro- now every Detonator jump while Backburner is equipped will cost 17hp instead of 43hp.
>phlog no longer makes user invulnerable during taunt, and user cannot be healed by a medic while using charge, but provides a heal again during taunt so it's not just a metered version of the backburner
>stock flamethrower's afterburn damage buffed from 3/sec to 4/sec, same as bleeding damage, so you can actually kill people with it
>reserve shooter clip size reduced from 4 to 3 both on pyro and solly
>buff spy so that pyro is more relevant as a spy counter
e z
sops is an outstanding player
non brit eu tf2gs are my favorite tf2gs with no exceptions
except maybe the spics
>>145061221
>>145061514
samefag )
Friendly reminder that valve has added memes to tf2
>>145061728
Which meme is that one? Aliens guy?
>>145061808
"it is a mystery"
>>145061808
It is a mystery
my favorite tf2gs are the jewish eus that happen to be from israel
>>145061808it is a mystery
hi guys ama
>>145062050
do u really play in invite with a fake name to avoid publicity?????
>>145056791
>Escape plan meme
retard
>>145062197
dude it's obvious these were you >>145060881
>>145060946
my trip has been hijacked call the jidf
this general is fucked
>>145062260
some guy actually saved pictures i made and posted and used the same file names its pretty funny actually
heres a picture to prove it but it could be easily faked heh
>>145059689
>>145059756
http://www.teamfortress.com/artwork.php
Let's see them beat these off
i hope the brits are enjoying ramadan
which merc would enjoy ramadan
>>145062653
demoman
>>145062485
>twitch emoticon in the filename
wow you're a fucking autist holy shit
I got your intelligence case right here buddy
Send them scouts home
>>145062692
Better twitch.tv does that, it's a pretty useful plugin for twitch but it does that thing which is annoying.
>>145062351
your opinion for disliking my idea is wrong
>>145062692
Excuse me mister but you are tampering with a JIDF subscriber apologize or face the consequences.
>>145062927
ok
sorry sops
>>145063027
Thank you for your cooperation.
>>145063027
THANK YOU MY FRIEND
What's that?
why does sops live in israel if he is not jewish
>>145062874
no u
his parents moved there before he was born
>owning any items released post 2011
why would you move to israel if you are not jewish
HALT
POST YOUR LOADOUTS NOW
>>145063094
a cardboard cow
>>145063294
>>145063339
Haha, I can't fool you. You're much too smart for this!
>>145063294
>>145063294
>>145063352
>>145063413
e*ip weapon names
>>145063294
"heck yeah"
Did you know Team Fortress 2 by default has a 100ms audio delay? this can be safely reduced to 50ms with //snd_mixahead 0.05 (default is 0.1)
Sounds usually start to glitch at lower values, so play around with this and see how low you can get!
>>145063650
do not do this it makes tf2 delete ur porn stash
>>145063650
virus do not click
>>145063226
poo head
>corn
>>145063803
wow rude
>>145063294
>>145063650
I'm going to try this but this better work or I'll be really mad
>>145063294
>>145063960
I was always iffy on the scarf, the weight room warmer already has a hood.
engine please pottis pottis a dispencer here
>bounty hat is 7 ref
where did we go so wrong
>>145064126
>buds are 2 keys each
i can't contain my lel
i will PROTECT the innocent
https://youtu.be/KxS8soVHYO8
>>145064347
>https://youtu.be/KxS8soVHYO8
>racist mario
Whoever says that Heavy is an easy class has no knowledge and experience in TF2.
>>145064347
>>145064458
lmao
>>145064606
hes 100% correct though
id like to see (you) play heavy against people that actually know how to play TF2
not mine craft servers
>>145064347
nice
>>145064458
TF2 devs have no knowledge and experience in TF2they did actually design heavy for lower skill players just so you know
>>145064792
That's right I remember that fact from the tf2 commentary track
Why are the spooky sleeves all-class, but not the spooky shoes?
>play class i never play
>top mvp
valve server pubstar here boys
>>145064731
mge me
>>145064347
that was rad as fuck
>>145064938
valve doesn't care
the spooky sleeves shouldn't be all class
the hot dogger shouldn't either
this game is dead
engyneer please pretty please pootis a dispencing machine right hetr
>>145065357
sent
>>145065369
gg i 20/0'd you lmfao
>>145065357
no u post it
>>145065369
that was a very fast post
Please answer
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446396
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446409
Team Fortress Two is Fun i enjoy Scout
dead gaym
why are people so rude in lobbies (ps i dont suck, i still dont get how you can be such a faggot to other people and ive been on 4chan for 10 years)
all me
>>145065907
because you suck
are you new to the fourth chan
>>145065860
>1 vote for cali
>4 votes for non-american
lmao get fucked americuck
eu owns tf2g
>over 200 steam friends
>only talk with like 3
>>145066261
>less than 20 steam friends
>don't talk with any of them
>>145065860
Teufort is in New Mexico why dont you just look this up before making unnecessary polls !
>>145066261
>have 7 real life friends
>only talk with tf2g
I spend too much time on the interent
>>145066241
i cant wait for the EU Football games when ISIS finally wakes their sleeper cells
>>145066352
is this a meme
you should work on it a bit more
>>145066586
>is this a meme
no it isnt
get ready for the Nuclear Enrichment
Mrrpm!
>>145066658
i thought sweden was considered africa nowadays
also that picture is 100% not sweden
>>145066759
It says they're on their way to Sweden, not that they're from Sweden.
I like it!
>>145066969
But then you'd be on the other side of the new wall we're going to build
Also: team fortress two
why is this still going
this discussion is literally 2 people baiting each other
>>145067198
ok mexican
>>145067198
>2016
>americuck island mentality still strong
also would a gun make a difference if the fucking government wants you out of your home? are you crazy ? what would you do, try to shoot down a dozen police officers? ur fucking nuts
i want to build a metaphorical wall
>>145067509
>2 communist dictatorships
>the middle-east middle-earth mentality
yeah, that shit doesn't really work that way in Europe
thats like comparing the corrupt mess that china or india is to japan
how does the sniper have a gun if guns are not legal in australians?
because he is a crazed gunman
i mean... assassin
that's even more illegal
he's from new zealand you fucking retard
>>145068157
lol who told you that
he's pretty clearly Australian bro
stop believing what kids tell you on the playground
this thread is a solid 10/10 when its only americans
>>145064792
>>145064873
No, Soldier was designed for low skill players.
>>145068332
>does not have best tf2g, me
sad
>>145068414
you are wrong
valve said it themselves in TF2 commentary
heavy is designed for new or unexperienced players
when i was new heavy was really unappealing and unfun
the slow movement makes the class SO absurdly boring to play imo
i think the classes i played the most were scout and soldier
>>145068332
gb 2 gayville ur dad is wait
>>145068727
>>145066029
did you read what i wrote
i was talking about lobbies
im not being insulted there (but people who suck a bit less insult people who suck a bit more in a really mean and bitter way)
>>145068332
>everyone in there
who
>>145068885
>you
new
>>145068708
for me it was scout and pyro i think
and i was absurdly bad at scout, like failing the easiest meatshots ever with FaN
thank god pre-nerf backburner allowed pyro shitters like me to get easy kills
>>145068956
i was really bad at scout too but just running fast was so fun
i think i only started to enjoy pyro when i learned about reflecting and managed to pull it off, which took me way longer than it should have
i will LITERALLY mge ANYONE itt and WIN
id/epicgirl1998
add me
you are not me
id/epicgirl1998
sent
would human be mad if i actually added them even though i am a who
i think adding reflection ability to the backburner was one of the most pointless pyro updates ever
>>145069732
It has a high cost so you will use it less.
But there are still times when you will want to use it. Say, for reflecting a crit rocket, ect.
wow human, first you shittalk and then you are a fucking coward
trumpetgirls.gif
fyck that gif i fucking hateit
human is a bot
>5K hours in tf2
>have never ever got unusual metal
huh
steam achivement manager
>>145070334
lol literally no tf2gs in the same state
forever alone ahahaha
>>145069864
still, i think it just adds needless complication, considering that 3 reflects mean you are almost out of ammo and the weapon was totally fine before for players not interested in reflection, while players that want to reflect had better options
i had a demo of me playing pyro using the backburner and wearing a gibus standing at the top of the tower in hightower where a soldier jumped and tried to kill me thinking i was a clueless shitter but i reflected him while i was standing in his face and he fell to his death
i think i lost it
shame, it was a really cool scene
>not having both a 1080p screen for widescreen HD content and a 4:3 CRT for VHS rips and 480p video
step it up
>>145070532
i used that shit for csgo and i regret it because everyone can easily check that i used it
i have 67% achievements in TF2 without ever using SAM or achievement farming
>>145071190
>be new at tf2
>go to achievement server
>has some addon that gives you all the achievements if you type a command
>50% of my achievements are on the same date at the same time
lel
i woke up
im not very good at sleeping
sometimes i randomly get achievements i had no idea even existed
considering i've owned this game for over 5 years its pretty surprising when that happens
>>145050658
you are not me
>>145069373
you are not me
>>145070334
other michigan bro what's up
>>145072812
>>140000000
>>145072889
>>100000000
GRET THRED XDDDDadasd
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
what the fuck am i
i guess we are only quoting now
this is literally the most autistic thread ive ever been in
How to fix The Classic
Buffs
>Instead of only able to charge mid-air, also able to shoot
>No longer needs full charge for a headshot
Nerfs
>-33% Damage (Both body and headshot)
>-10% of movement speed while not airborne
It will turn it into the perfect mlg bhop pubstomping weapon that heavily rewards skill.
>>145073997
is that cum between their legs
that's hot
>>145074263
fuck off human you are disgusting and repulsive
>>145074263
those are penises
>>145074379
he is not me
>>145074504
do you think cum between legs is hot
>>145074504
>he
:x
>>145074627
now i think you are disgusting and repulsive
>human
>replying directly to posts
um
>>145074636
you are not me
>>145074665
oh
>>145074665
that doesn't even make sense you retard fuck you
>>145074731
if it doesnt make sense to you
maybe you are the retard
>>145074795
why not
:r
damn only 2 (you)s
>>145074805
>you think this is hot?
>that's disgusting and repulsive
>you think it's not hot?
>that's disgusting and repulsive
retard
>>145074824
NOT TF2
SPAM/FLOODING
OFFTOPIC
QUALITY POSTS
>>145074795
we are discussing a misundertanding that someone who was believed to be human had about a tf2 related image
however it was established that she was not her :x
>>145074898
he was not me
>>145074946
you're still a retard for calling me a retard when he was the retard
retard
>>145074994
but i only-
what
>>145075090
shut the fuck up retard
are you fucking autistic
am i fucking autistic
lmao nice projection buddy
sorry that you're retarded AND autistic
https://youtu.be/JQhComn-xHA?t=195
>>145075109
i never called you a retard, i only said there was a possibility the person that called me a retard is a retard
are you autistic fucking
bl**dy h*ll
>>145076605
OOOoooooooo! =o So happy! =^,,^= *dances*
When the fuck did I talk about hats?
All I see here is a list of things manchildren want banned cause they don't want to learn how to counter it
"WAHHH!!!! HE HAS THE COW MANGLER!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO CHANGE MY STRATEGY ON THE FLY THAT HE HAS FIVE ROCKETS INSTEAD OF FOUR, REMOVE IT!!! WAHHH!!"
"WAHH HE'S USING THE DIRECT HIT! HE GAVE UP ALL HIS ABILITY TO DO SPLASH DAMAGE FOR PRECISION SHOOTING! WAHHHH I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO DODGE BETTER! WAAHH BAN IT!"
"WAHHHHHH HE'S USING THE LIBERTY LAUNCHER! AFTER THREE SHOTS HE'S FUCKED, BUT WAHHHH ITS THREE GOOD SHOTS vs FOUR MEDIUM SHOTS! I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO COUNTER THAT!!! REMOVE IT WAHHHHH!!!!"
"BAN THE RAINBLOWER! ITS NO DIFFERENT THEN THE FLAMETHROWER BUT IT BRINGS CHEER TO MY GAME, I TREAT TF2 AS A ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SERIOUS E-SPORT THERE'S NO FUN IN THIS GAME! BANN IT WAHHH!!!"
i fucking love playing demo
i wish i was good at it tho
*turns on invisibility watch*
heh..
>>145076792
what post are you replying to
did you know that there are people in this general that say the escape plan is OP?
>>145076792
your post is autistic
i don't even know what you're arguing about and i think i'm on your side but it's disgustingly autistic
please delete it
>>145076891
your post is autistic
i don't even know what you're arguing about and i think i'm on your side but it's disgustingly autistic
please delete it
is there any mod to display the time in spy's watch
>>145076806
same
>>145076925
your post is autistic
i don't even know what you're arguing about and i think i'm on your side but it's disgustingly autistic
please delete it
145076862
direct upgrade =/= op
idiot
>all this hate on regular festives
What's the fucking point of buying a strange festive? Status symbol? Because there's no difference between the two. If you want to track kills get the regular stranges, they are much cheaper and better looking.
It's like you guys love throwing money away and/or like criticizing people who aren't autistic like you.
it's hilarious to see people still expecting buds for them
what
nobody's hating on normal festives
what are you talking about
Spy Main, first place 3 times in a row in ETF2L Highlander, 5 times in a row won UGC Platinum Highlander, best player na and best player eu awards (i have a friend in ny and i flew all the way there from Netherlands to claim my na award) i get game-changing stabs and every time i kill someone, everyone starts screaming "AWESOME PLAY FROM THE SPY"
to top it all of, my ambassador aim is the best in the entire world - I can easily outplay the best sniper mains, and kills counter on my ambassador is equal to headshot kills on it, because i never miss. if i cant get close to the medic because of the pyro main shitter (daily reminder that pyro doesnt require skill at all) i whip out my giant, long amby and start headshotting him. i could kill everyone in any situation with my amazing aim if i wanted to, but this way i couldnt get the mindblowing stabs i get every 5 minutes. chainstabbing random trolldiers on hightower is nothing to me. i do squirrelfrog stabs almost daily, even though this trickstab is considered impossible, thus useless. not fro me and my team tho. my strange dead ringer has reached 100 feigns yesterday even though im using it since it came out. why? because i dont need to feign or even run away, because of my sick matador and corner and under stabs and my aforementioned aim. want to mge me as your weak little scout, you shitter? sure, add me on steam. ill fucking show you what himiliation means. youll think you have me on your crosshair, but then ill do a fucking matador fake-out tango dropstab (i invented it) and stab you. but youll start complaining about facestabs anyway. typical - every scrub ever says that.
no
don't
stopsomebody post I DID NOT PAY 3000 FUCKING DOLLARS[/spoiler[
I'm sorry, but did the Gasol already lose? Oh, that's right. The mge isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 12 - 1. Does not having the lead at 12 points count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make that post when the mge didnt end? Gasol is still playing right now and he is the leader of the best team in UGC Steel 6s for how many week now? He is playing one of the worst players in ESEA Open who just happen to have a lead because he is feeding off the energy of his retarded mumblejerk buddies. But you know what? Elliott still fucking sucks. Gasol is one of the best fucking soldiers in comp TF2, he went 20 - 7 a few weeks ago against Elliott and would of won his last steel match if the demo didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded post like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Gasol wins and someone posts the screenshots. Oh look at that, Gasol just double airshotted elliott and taunted. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on TF2G again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Gasp; [psts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because he is good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking players on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>use direct hit rocket to airblast jump
>while in the air reflect fully charged huntsman arrow to headshot speedjumping soldier
>land behing heavy medic, puff n sting the medic, airblast heavy off cliff
>not the highest skill ceiling
>b-but muh w+m1 meme video from 2007
>le c-tap mastering so difficult, much skill XD
sorry homeboy, pyro has one of the highest skill ceilings. that's why comp players rarely play him, he's too risky because he's so difficult to play
any rocket/sticky jump or airshot demo and soldier can do, the pyro can do as well. with stricter timing and only when the enemy allows it, meaning you have to react faster than when you can jump at will.
So my friend who was slightly retarded (75 IQ) couldnt play cs:go with me, cause cs:go requires a lot of logic and brain, i downloaded him TF2 and after 2 weeks i see he's playing platinum highlander, i just wana say THANK YOU VALVE, for creating games like tf2 for every kind of people out there, people who cant play mentally challenging games like cs:go, dota2 and others, thanks you valve once again.
>the tf2 general threads still exist
sad...
*wags tail playfully, opens mouth tenderly and slides tongue out, letting it hang out, inhaling and exhaling short breaths, fast*
*pets you*
:333< *ROCKET JUMPS ONTO UR DICK*
*on knees, mouth open, tongue out*
*puts a little chocolate in your mouth*
i used to have a cat
>>145078325
my cat died just before xmas last year lol
i can be your cat now
okay
*pets you and stuff*
*purrs*
*lies down on your crotch*
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=499461133
is it normal that i hate shotgun on soldier but love scout
i just cant dish out enough damage with soldiers shotgun since i cant get right in someones face
i even think whip deals more damage at its max range than my shotgun
>>145080336
no
uninstall
wiki doesn't seem to be feeling okay
lewd
wash my gully
>>145061514
t. sops
water my snek
>>145083091
that post is 6 hours old
am i sops
Friendly reminder that the cheating blujay faggot is a bottom until he says otherwise
i dont feel good
feel me
um
Rate my buildingsmans
>>145084734
Mine is better
>>145084734
>>145084957
>>145085116
If we played in pubs people would think we were bff's or that I was your bf
Burger
owo
>>145088287
>6v6
>steel
>>145088287
>Taking pride in participant medal
>UGC
>Steel
its here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFbn1hIU8XU
>>145088525
>>Taking pride in participant medal
its shiny and has a green border and i like that
pottis
I got this one recently, but it was for subbing.
I got this AND a steel badge for HL in the same drop
I didn't even play
my tf2gfu has 3 medals
rate my pub stomp
>>145089617
I deleted some older 6s and 4s ones, but I kept all the HL ones.
rate my kill
Post medals
https://a.uguu.se/1RpSRRu13SW8_Vocaroo_s0wnUj5kHhTE.wav
>>145077727
This pasta is actually true. Tf2 is the least skill requiring fps I've ever played. CSGO is still bad though
>>145090578
You should try Overmeme. It requires even less skill than TF2
>>145090702
Headshots are even worse than the huntsman's hitbox
>>145090852
As in the hitbox to headshot people is large enough that you can headshot people that are out of sight behind a wall.
>>145052927
what the fuck does this even mean?
I love it when people replace one half of 'overwatch' with a buzzword
>Posting about Overmeme in the TF2 thread
>oversematic shills still in thread
>>145088287
is that the impaler i gave you ?
Hey /tf2g/, I know you're experts in dressup, which one fits together more? Left or right?
>>145091917
right
>>145091883
yes!
>>145091917
Right
>>145092837
/shoonymoohoon
Most underused underrated weapon?
>>145093817
wow you look like a faggot
>>145094072
I'm sure I'll take an opinion from a poster inside a dying general to heart, thanks.
The more you shitpost
The stronger we become
>>145093817
>corn ducks
roflmao
>>145093910
Eureka Effect
Am I dead?
lets find out
>>145093910
bison
(laser gun not the animal)
im an animal
*pants*
im an anime
*pantsu*
>>145089914
This is where I would post mine, if I had not left the PDF after multiple no shows with a single match played.
Nobody's feeling the hype yet. Pump up the Dapper hype boys
>>145096564
oh
>>145093910
Short Circuit or Back Scatter
So far the premier Underused Class is a Short Circuit/ Eureka Engineer. I'm gonna fuck with that tonight, lay some stealth tele exits and eureka in to disrupt soldier/demo on Viaduct or something
>when you are playing a goofy demo loadout in a payload pub
>medics need power
>switch to pocket soldier loadout
>win the game
is a good meatball
>>145096951
>s*cc
:x
i played two mixes and i stomped on one of them but it wasnt really fun i felt good that my teammates were hyped about my killing sprees but thats it
i had a lot of fun screwing around and winning on the second mix :r
>>145097215
That would work pretty well on most payload maps.
You can destroy any stickies or projectiles near the cart, and if your team rolls them during the first point, you can go up ahead and set up a teleporter then use the Eureka Effect to go back to spawn to get your shit up ahead pretty quickly.
>>145099356
I hate payload tho
I will not poosh leedle card or play with three engineers who set up at the last cap all match
>>145099940
Votekicks. Works about 75% of the time.
>>145099990
Gamechanger
Remember that thing you could do where you hold Mouse 1 and R at the same time?
How long has that been gone?
>>145100061
Sometimes someone will say "I'm not idle" when you first try the votekick, but you just have to be persistent about it.
>>145099940
You don't have to be pushing the cart, but you can just be a major pain in their Demo's ass, especially if he's just laid a trap down and is reloading.
Also like what >>145099990 said. If they have half a brain they'll vote yes.
Anyone else having fun on their Steam Controller?
i dont know
have fun with me
How do I join one of those leagues to get a fancy medal
Do I need voice chat
What if I'm a shitter
just make a shitty iron or steel team
people here will shit on you (who cares) but i assure you that you will be respected on pubs with it
Is renard honestly an okay person?
He/she/they added me, and I'm kind of scared of them. They seem weird.i remember seeing their name around here so i wanted to ask
renard is a he
why did he add you
add me
>>145104039
>How do I join one of those leagues to get a fancy medal
>just make a shitty iron or steel team
That
does not
answer
my question
>>145104562
I'm not sure.
What do I do?
>>145104750
get
friends
and
it
or
something
>>145104759
accept the invite
say hi
casually ask why he added you
have sex with him
>>145105076
My question about whether or not they're okay is still unanswered. I still feel kinda uneasy.why would i have sex with him?
>>145105215
>is he ok
everyone says he's the coolest tf2g
>why would i have sex with him?
everyone says he's the coolest tf2g
Alright, thanks I guess.still not going to have sex with him
what is soldiers equalivent of baseballs bills sports shines for scouts
>There are currently 0 of this item available.
re
>Wanting to see soldier's eyes
*whispering* awoo
i didnt mean the exact equalivent
i meant what is the best yet simple and classy hat for soldier
*spreads buttcheeks*
ew
STICK EM UP THIS IS A ROBBERY
Soldier's Stash
>>145107358
I don't raffle, bud
>>145106883
soldier's stash?
i don't know dude
>>145106883
I vote Hat w no Name
>>145107657
The soldier is not a cowboy.
>>145107735
he's my cowboy
>>145106883
soldier's stash is pretty simple
https://marketplace.tf/sell
is there still a token thread girl
>>145107735
>Cow Mangler
>Escape Plan/ Equalizer are pickaxes
I didn't say he was a cowboy
*raises paw*
>>145107978
Human
Feathersis definitely as cute as one
Shuckle
should i use normal rocket plus health regen backpack or black rocket plus criticial backpack
>>145107848
I'm your Huckleberry
>>145108196
woah there
>>145108051
It's a cowboy hat, it doesn't fit his theme, he wants a hat that's simple and close to stock. Best fit would be the soldier's stash.
>>145108168
Normal
Crit
Why would you want to weaken your ability to get crits in the first place
shuckle and renard bone on the regular and basically youre all fucking dumb
>>145108379
what did he meme by this
>>145108339
so i dont die
heatl regen boost is great for self whip speed rocket jump too
prove it
Best soldier loadout is
stock
stock/gunboats
escape plan
If I pull that off, will you die?
WHY ARE ALL AUSTRALIUMS LOSING??? PRICE IS THIS NORMAL???
>>145108798
shush merchant
>>145108798
It's how market works
The more of a there is on the market,and the more supply there is while because a is getting older the less demand the market adapts and a is getting cheaper.
Or something like that,i'm not an economist.
TF2 economy is currently having issues, probably due to Overwatch's release. See: recent key prices. Just wait it out, it'll probably be back to normal once everyone gets over their flavor of the month game.
>>145106623
>what is soldiers equivalent of the baseball bills sports shine
I'll answer this question
Crafty Hair is genuine and only a hairdo so it shows his eyes
Spook Specs removes the helmet but puts on shades
>>145108562
i dont need proof bud
girls always go for the big tall guys
if there was more than a single token """"girl"""" itt theyd cling on to either pinto or copilot because theyre the second and third tallest thread regulars with the rest(including me) being 5'x" manlets
we have lost the genetic lottery and im sad and going to drink my self to sleep amd maybe cry a bit because whats the point anymore
>>145109289
If you fall for that alpha beta shit you mite wanna just kys anyway :/
>>145109012
yeah and it always fluctuates at this time of the year
thank you person that doesnt reply post and just posts replying someone i fucking hate you but you are right
somebody got their shit handed to them by a white trash girl it seems
am i trash
why do i always hit crazy headshots on scouts that are on my face yet i cant hit a fuckign revved up heavy
It always fluctuates at this time of year because Steam is going to put out their summer sale soon, as well.
hope it goes low enough i can finally afford an aussie eyelander
>>145109289
do u need a hug
and maybe a raffle
and cat man isn't actually a regular so yeah
>>145109289
Except Shuckle only cares about the sniper because she's a huge fujoshi, and human is permanently attached to 26's backend.
I FCUKIGN HATE SCOUTS THAT GET LUCKY MEATHOTS
I WANT TO MURDER THEM IRL
i managed to both shittalk and dominate enemy team as a whole for a few rounds
then they got 3 heavies and 3 medics stacked on cart
one of them dominated me
>>145110029
They're not lucky
>>145110078
YES THEY ARE
I HATE THEM
faceit beta
any good
y es or no
AHAHAHAHAH I MADE A LUCKY SCOUT RAGE QUIT BY GOING DIRECT HIT SOLDIER
i feel like a cunt now
i hate myself
>>145066658
>avpixlat
i opposite of hate my tf2gfu's self
somebody post the die white girls picture to make short anon feel better
>>145109289
I think you're lost friend. Don't worry, I'll help you get home:
>>>/r9k/29192983
>>145110298
Ragequits are a projection if your own frustrations. Most people exit games for reasons other than the enemy's choice in clicking tools
>>145061065
This is already every pub match don't bring it into comp
>>145110075
BUFF BANNER
>>145110801
yes i am frustrated but he did rage quit
>>145061065
Whenever I disable viewmodels I always forget what weapon I have out
Am I mentally ill
>>145111152
yes
go to a local mental institution and register yourself
>>145111249
Okay brb
>>145111295
i was kidding do not do that come back
>>145111010
What do you mean
>>145111006
i prefer regen pack
shooting heavy from one direction and running around him at the speed of light to shoot from the back is great
feels like randomizer scout with rockets
>>145109289
this post reeks of crona
but he's rarely here anymore so i think we've got ourselves a new gay suicidal maniac
>>145061065
I liked your editing anon
gettin angry
grr
>>145090326
lol whose voice is that
>>145112140
>tf2wh
>>145112572
no dad, i'm not gonna go interact with other human beings over a hat
>>145112705
use scrap.tf so you don't get scammed
>>145112483
26dollar's
i think
>>145096951
hey you are using pencil's hud >.<
>>145112893
Fuck off with this i think meme you piece of shit it's not funny and it's not cute stop posting
>>145112893
well he sounds kinda cute
id love to dominate both of you
Regardless of your opinion on Muselk, you gotta enjoy this video with Nathan V. playing in his scout voice/Persona.
https://youtu.be/-RJPqEGV58Y
lagging scouts feel literally like tracer
>>145112805
>Scrap.tf
>Not a scam
>>145112805
they don't have the hat I want in stock either
>>145112805
r u geel
>>145113493
They don't underprice your item nor do they overprice your own item
>>145113561
Whatchu need?
>>145113649
Is this bait?
>>145113649pyromancer's raiments
>>145113260
>crouches increases your aim
lol
>>145113740
Buy it off the SCM.
>>145113726
>>145113740
Can't help you, sorry man
>>145113260
>holy crap look at my ass
>looks better than ever
lol #2
>>145114009
Scrap.tf does the same thing, and also overcharges when selling the same hats back to you.
>>145114403
delete this
human how did you get that hud?
did you go to fighting amphibians?
>>145114403
There's a difference between overpricing something 1 ref more than 2.44, tf2wh is a bigger loss, but faster
>>145114403
i'm serious delete it right now
>>145114725
It's more likely that they haven't updated their prices in a while because no one cares about TF2WH.
>>145115103
Touché
um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-LLsuSe3Es
>that unusual wearing pyro who helped you capture the intel on your first game of tf2 when you were f2p, so long ago
>>145115493
>f2p
>>145115604
mge me laddy buck
i guarantee you will be trashed like overwatches hit boxes
>>145115604
The game has been f2p for 5 years now, give it a rest.
>>145061273
I still play stock/scorch shot and I only have trouble with the best players
sure he's not 'competitive' but leave that shit to overshill and soldier tryhards, I'm so glad valve doesn't attempt to make everything work perfectly at circle-jerk level of play
he does his job and you benefit greatly from one in most game types
>He unironically uses the word "tryhard"
>>145115669
>>145115743
>>145116052
help i suck at scripting
is there a way i can bind a button to enable/disable chat and voicechat?
i tried some stuff with bindtoggle but i can't get it to work
i don't know if it's that you can't use bindtoggle with 2 commands for 1 button or i'm just dumb
>>145116231
alias chat_on "hud_saytext_time 12;voice_enable 1;alias chat_toggle chat_off"
alias chat_off "hud_saytext_time 0;voice_enable 0;alias chat_toggle chat_on"
alias chat_toggle chat_off
bind key chat_toggle
i think
>>145116789
i love you
>>145116723
>sans
when wiil this end
(TEAM) Sans : dont kill he
just ordered my daki
ama
order me
>Stomping a pub as Demoman
>Sans switches to Pyro
>Kill him anyways
>Sans: Fucking stickyspamming faggot no skill
Whenever I make a spray there's these really thin white lines around some of the edges.
There's no actual white line on the image, why does htis keep appearing?
Hello
Please buy
Ask for discounts if you'd like to
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/328246
bestest_engineer
I miss you
the direct hit is a crutch
>he can't reflect direct hit rockets
wowowowo
>playing pyro
uh
:s
im an iron pyro god
>>145119078
The fuck you say? Say that to my face, not online, see what happens.
>>145119201
id/epicgirl1998
mge faggot
im gonna fuck you up
i'm a global elite pyro
ask me nothing
>>145119456
you are not me
let's play osu!
Room: tf2g
Pass: pottis
i want to purge "FRIENDLIES" out of existance
>>145119665
that anon is a bloody spy!
>>145119456
added, let's cyber
vote to kick: anonymous (accused of hacking/cheating)
>>145120054
because they keep kicking me off valve servers cause theyre too bad to actually play the game
>been away for so long from the game I sucked with amby
>cant even use a strange version because of my shame of inability to land headshots
>dedicate today to git gud
>from 9am to 8pm been fucking around with mostly the amby
>start getting into it a few hours in
>start landing headshots again
>start sniping engies out of their nest
>watching them cuddle their dispenser as they sit still for another headshot
>watching snipers panic and flip around looking for what hit them sending their HP into flashing red
>catching people offguard sitting at a medkit spawn point making their screams of pain as they get finished off
>start getting better landing headshots for chasing pyros
This feel.. feels good.
What would you do with your scout?!
>Heavy wearing Coupe D'isaster
>His name is Arya Stark
i want to b*nk the scout
>>145043389
TMNT MiM was shit
deadwebsite
i made coffee
i think team fortress 2 is ok
tf2 is gay
<tf2> i am straight
I haven't played TF2 in like a week.
<tf2> you are not me
TF2 IS SHIT
>>145123732
you're shit
>>145123909
>>145123732
what is the story to this gif
>>145124140
the bear does not like niggers
why is pyro underpowered or whatever
Russia got banned from 4chan...
What the FUCK..
>>145125525
Hallelujah
Better russian that any percent mexican
>>145125525
Now if only they would get banned from east coast Valve servers as well.
>>145124667
Because the flamethrower has a very short range and does shit damage. Also, you don't really have to aim it. With only 175 health, 100 base movespeed, and the cost of flare jumping being ridiculously high, pyro is also garbage as an ambush class, which is clearly his intended function. Valve tried their best with adding airblasting and quickswitch combos, but pyro just does not put out enough damage on the battlefield to be a significant threat, and afterburn is already countered by almost everything.
i got banned from russia
god i fcuking hate scouts
i hate myself for ever maining that stupid class
>>145125768
scouts are one of the strongest classes in the game my friend
4chan is owned by a Japanese man. The Japanese hate Russia. Why are you surprised? Also, what happened to >>>/q/?
>>145125768
It's usually pyro that people regret maining. Also >>145125821
>>145125676
who.ru
>>145125714
Better American than Russian, though. Good thing I live in America
>>145125882
Just some normal dude
>>145125878
Should have banned AUSTRALIA desu
>>145125930
who
>Sops hates process
Wow, what incredibly shit taste.
>>145125949
At least they speak something resembling the English language.
>>145125949
Wouldn't really have an effect, they're so behind the times they'd not figure it out for 4 years. Hell, they're still wearing earbuds and max heads like they're any good.
>>145125930
New York is not America
>>145126017
I'm myself. Look me up on Youtube or vg archives
>>145126184
America revolves around NY
>>145126256
t. bad yorker
>>145126256
>Based !ViVASFa0.. 11-06-2016(Sat)12:50 No.145126256 [] >>145126295
>
> >>145126017 (You)
> I'm myself. Look me up on Youtube or vg archives
huh??
page nine though
ggdfhrthghfg
what do you mean
im mean
youre cute
my tf2g pals say i'm cute
>>145125724
thats true. I always felt like he should have more health for how close he has to be.
Pyro buffs please
>///<
All the Pyro buffs you could ever need, right here.
https://redd.
it/4axcqh
no
a funny joke comment i posted today got 18 upvotes
>>145125525
wait did russia get banned or did russia ban 4chan
it both seems equally likely
>>145130184
>>>/qa/
>mge servers that have lag
i fucking love my life and dont want to die
do you love me
*leans in to kiss you*
>>145131096
>leans in and rapes u violently
no fuck off im angry
Night night, kids
so does this mean that mordx can't post?
cool
*avoids the kiss and hugs you dearly because he doesnt want to get diabetes from kissing you*
stay safe /tf2g/
u.u
>getting all the sick fucking airshots in mge
>still losing all the time
please god just end this misery i call life
0-5 mvm
6 pub
7-9 other game
>mvm
do yourself a favour and pub/play another game
preferably play another game
>>145134871
too late the gods have spoken
>>145134903
ok
have fun
except you wont
idiot
>>145135391
thanks
im tired of this game
i just wanna be a casul and have fun why must every server have a scout that hits every shot and meatshots from across the map
>>145118142
she isnt cute?
>>145137458
get good
>>145138473
i don't have enough free time
>>145138748
play casualmeme
What should I paint a Haunted Nappers+Polar Fleece? Green looks wonky. Was thinking After Eight for some reason
There isn't a paint in the world that can make the napper's respite look good.
i like the nappers
fapper's respite >//<
>>145141056
But a set can.
*walks in with an obvious erection*
what's your favorite map
>>145141968
Cool.
hightower
now go away with your gay shit
what's the gayest hat for sniper
>>145142576
Anger. That was easy
okay but you are invited to capture my hightower ;)
;s
>>145142776
But I've got a hightower too... It's only gay if carts are touching.
>>145142576
ritzy ricks hair fixative is pretty rad for a hat that doubles as a non-hat
>>145142740
i want a hat that will let people know i love cocks not that i'm an edgy teenager or some shit
who even uses the anger
>>145143012
sniper's hair is kinda ugly
i'd rather just leave his normal hat
pyros did 9/11
pyros did me
You know I heard demoman did 9/11
we_did_it_mate.png
>>145146256
The SMG is my favorite weapon in tf2 and I wish people treated it better
>>145147561
i want to like the smg because it's a meme and like i want to get an australium one to piss people off but isn't it much more effective in pretty much any situation to just noscope/bodyshot someone rather than having to track someone with a weapon with disgusting bullet spread and damage falloff?
>>145147814
>disgusting bullet spread
Its literally the most accurate hitscan weapon beside the Sniper Rifle
>>145147991
uh
but that's wrong
>>145148067
It is. You just suck at tracking.
>>145148067
No, hes right. It really is
>>145147991
>what are revolvers
Not sure about the pistol
>>145148187
You can hit 90% of the bullets and still do less damage than the sniper rifle, at the cost of taking most of you concentration aiming all the shots, while with bodyshotting you get guaranteed damage at any range, and you don't waste time swapping the weapon out and without needing to reload
>>145148328
A full SMG clip can take out a 300hp heavy
>>145148187
>>145148267
alright
whatever you say
>>145148328
>Using the SMG from anything more than close/medium range
>>145148464
Every hitscan weapon fires a single perfectly accurate bullet. Its when you get into continuous fire that the revolvers trip up
>>145148383
what
i don't think that's true, and even if it was you'd have to be standing at point blank range and hit every shot, and he has a weapon that is literally the smg but better in every way while you have less hp
you're gonna die
>>145148564
then why not just noscope
are you baiting
that's not cool
>>145148727
>i don't think that's true
It is
>then why not just noscope
Because the SMG fires faster and does more damage quicker at close range
>>145148383
>max damage:12 per bullet
>12*25=275 so it can't kill a heavy
>it takes 2.5 seconds to do so and only at absolute point blank
In 2.5 seconds the minigun shits out 1250 damage, i'd like to see you try.
>>145148821
ok
it is
read: the rest of the post
it's impractical, you'd die and how the fuck would you end up in that situation
but when you fire it continuously the spread kicks in
that's what you said
>>145148992
Still the most accurate weapon besides the rifle
If you cant track that is your fault
ok i'm done replying
i have better things to do
maybe i'll go finish that anime i was watching
you have fun doing whatever you're doing
the smgs spread is very good
the revolvers spread is ok
the pistols spread is nearly the same as the revolvers
the ambassadors spread is dick cheese
>>145149203
Discussing tf2 for once, i know it seems weird given the place but sometimes a bit of offtopic doesn't hurt.
>>145149121
>Still the most accurate weapon besides the rifle
So, should i use the less accurate SMG instead of the perfectly accurate rifle?
I mean, the argument started with "should i noscope or SMG people" and then you went on to talk about accuracy, when obviously that's not why the SMG should be used
guys pyro has the highest skill ceiling
>>145148871
>12*25=275
12*25=275
>12*25=275
12*25=275
On the other hand, Turbine has the highest ceiling
>>145149950
Fuck.
I swear to god i typed that into google.
I really need some sleep, i had the third shift last night
>>145126105
>trader main
LOL
>>145150132
Yeah, I'm a trader main, but it's still true. If you want to travel to the past but don't want to have to build a time machine go play on AU servers.
>Yeah, I'm a trader main
how can someone say that without feeling shame
>trading
pathetic
>>145150416
>>145150447
why are you guys giving trader main guy a hard time
>>145150416
"If it falls to your lot to be a street sweeper, sweep streets like Michelangelo painted pictures, sweep streets like Beethoven composed music ... Sweep streets like Shakespeare wrote poetry. Sweep streets so well that all the host of heaven and earth will have to pause and say: Here lived a great street sweeper who swept his job well."
>>145150553
what do you mean
>>145150873
It means he cares about what people think of him
it fell to me that im a human sucker
i think
what's the version of barnblitz that's in summer called?
oh fuck
NO NO NO NO
N
O
NO!
Is there any class that does not have some big youtuber already well established maining it?
all good things must come to an end
rest in piece /trash/new thread when
>>145154242
There's only 9 classes and millions of baddies youtubing.
>>145154242
Heavy
Demo if you don't consider Sirky, which has only 4k subs
Where is my fucking update?
>>145154337
Maybe this tuesday, but not tomorrow.
>>145154251
>>/trash/3388316
now
>>145154334
Rydercycle
>>145155217
>925 subs
Watch out boys, huge time youtuber.
Doesn't count as big time unless you have 50k+
Post Dank Bowmen
>>145155345
>>145155338
Funke
>>145155456
What does he main?
>>145155653
Heavy
>on last payload offense on badwater
>playing med with kritzkrieg
>10 seconds left on the clock and a sentry nest blocking our way
>go through to the typical area where snipers sit clicking heads and pop my charge thinking the retard will jump out the window and kill the sentry that has killed him 100 times before
>rocket jumps to upper instead
>dies
>"wtf med where were you???"
>lose round
Yay for pubs
>>145156036
>retarded medic keeps using kritz when we need uber to kill the sentry
>starts complaining in chat. being a general fuccboi
I hate these type of people
>>145156036
>running kritz
>thinking the soldier is going to jump in front of a sentry
You are a special kind of retarded
>>145155856
I don't think he does
>>145156262
>>145156390
A crit rocket does 270 damage. Easilly enough to take out a sentry in one shot.
Who is retarded now, fuckboys?
It is amazing how reliably mad people get when someone starts capping hightower. It's like free griefing while legitimately playing.
>>145156808
Buildings don't take crit damage
>>145156808
epic bait
>>145156808
Except buildings don't take crits. I mean, I know this is bait, but come on.
>Buildings are immune to critical hits and mini-crits as well as damage drop-off and ramp-up, so excluding splash damage, any attack on a building will deal a constant amount of damage from any distance.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Buildings
>>145156262
>>145156390
Okay but the sentry would have still been out of range had he jumped out the window and shot some rockets not to mention that he would have been able to destroy every other player standing on the ramp leading up to choke. Either way it wouldn't have mattered because he jumped up into an area i wasn't able to get to you fags
>>145156954
nope, ur a retard and nothing will change that
>>145156813
Just like when you start capping the intelligence on tdm_2fort.
I'm almost dry, I need a new fucking update guys
>>145156954
Sure, jump into the middle of the enemy team with a sentry around the corner.
You are a retard
>Engie builds entire lvl 3 base outside of spawn doors on lakeside
Sure
>Never moves anything up
But...why?Still carried the game because it was a half-full pub server full of 150+ pingers
>>145157737
PS: Dude did this multiple rounds inna row. Like 9 points in 20 minutes of playtime. Who are these people?
>>145157158
update your aim
your map awareness
your rollout
your strats
>>145157737
did someone steal the saddle and the owner put on a broccoli to sit on?
>>145158376
That is correct.
>>145158758
that really slaps me on the knee
>>145158792I actually misread your guess. They stole his bikeseat and replaced it with broccoli. Please keep thinking whatever you think is funnier.
jesus christ here's what I was trying to explain in picture format
The soldier could have easily destroyed the enemy engineer and his sentry without dying then destroyed half the team but instead he jumped up to an area i couldn't get to.
>>145158914
Holy shit why are you still this mad about being wrong
>>145158914
I never saved the platinum mad image, but right now I wish I had.
>>145159006
>>145159073because i'm shy :x
>>145159073
I approximately got you, senpai.
what are some good community maps?
>>145159258
Thamks
>>145158914
You still should have been running uber
>>145158914
hmm... after posting this i now realize i want to kill myself :/
>>145158914
>jump down
>instantly get btfo by sentry
still a retarded fuckboy.
>tfw dont mind robot hats
>tfw cheap unusuals
all smiles my man
>tfw dont mind about hats
>tfw never buying anything
all grins over here sergeant
>>145160125
anon oyu have to wear hats or you will get reported for cheatcoding
>>145109289
you seriously cant go 1 post without mentioning your fucking boyfriend can you
>>145160514
who is that poster i dont understand
>>145158914
the callout for that area is map room fyi
dont worry about being wrong, you being interested and asking questions will make you a better player, so dont stop
Half thinks only one person in the entire thread likes CP Man, because he keeps being brought up even though he's dead.
>>145160679
ps: personally i probably would have dropped down with you if only 10 seconds were left and at least take out the engineer
>Blutsauger
>Medigun
>Ubersaw
Best pubstomping medic loadout.
Crusadercucks and quickdickfags BTFO'd.
If you know how to use the blut it is basically godmode. You get so much health so fast that you are tougher than a heavy. It's an unstoppable lifeline of health. You can empty groups of 5-6 people easily. They keep pumping lead into your fat medic ass but you get 30hp/sec + passive regen. Unstoppable. Not to mention the crits are insane.
The ubersaw is a replacement source for ubercharge. You won't be healing chronically, you'll just be saving pushes and reducing fallbacks. After just 4 hits you get a full uber, and if you're not a pleb then melee kills are common.
Stock medigun to pop that godmode if shit gets hairy. Both as an easy escape, but also the typical ubercharge.
All of this with the second highest movespeed of any class in the game
>>145160898
Blutsauger is countered by anyone who knows how to aim.
>>145160898
If you know how to use the blut it is basically godmode. You get so much health so fast that you are tougher than a heavy. It's an unstoppable lifeline of health. You can empty groups of 5-6 people easily. They keep pumping lead into your fat medic ass but you get 30hp/sec + passive regen. Unstoppable. Not to mention the crits are insane.
"know how to use" youre playing against pub shitters who doesnt know how to even breath
>>145157916
>he thinks that's autism.
I once had an engi that did ABSOLUTELY nothing but go on top of cliff on viaduct and spam pomson shots down the stairs.
LITERALLY nothing of this for 20 minutes.
Not a dispenser, not a sentry, not a teleporter, not a single pistol shot, not a single gunslinger swing.
I actually wanted to make him mad by dominating him and taunting.
after the 8th time i killed him he was still there, relentless.
By that point i had been playing the map for 20 minutes, when i entered he was already there.
When i left he was still there
>>145160973
All their teammates are turned into healthkits. You don't need to worry
>>145160990
Best pubstomping =/= best comp
Why all tf2's community mods are jews?
>>145160812
Thanks for not being rude <3
I didn't mean to go full autism mode i just wanted to make an ebin greentext about a frustrating moment in a pub match but i poorly worded it ;-;
Where is new thread
i dont think this game has a problem with acquiring new players
>>145161494
not for another 41 posts
>Gun Mettle was June 2nd, followed by Tough Break Break on Dec. 17
>There are unimplemented inspection animations for several weapons that do not currently have skins assigned to them. These weapons include the Shovel, Flare Gun, Fire Axe, Bottle, Syringe Gun, Bonesaw, Kukri, Force-A-Nature, Bonk! Atomic Punch, Sandvich, and the Eyelander.
i miss flip
i miss mordx
>>145162789
The weapon reskins from updates like the invasion update can be inspected too so it doesn't necessarily indicate skins, there might be some shitty meme unlocks for a community update.
reminder that half is mad because cp isn't his boyfriend
>>145160514
huntsman is fun
tf2 is fun
>>145156954
did he have anything loaded?
pub medics are always popping on me as demo when i'm dry, then i panic and pull the bottle out and look like a retard
>>145057261
The DH is legendary in the right hands. I'm not great with it but i can maintain a 3-5 killstreak every life.
>>145166335
>>145166280
tf2 sucks and huntsman sucks extra hard
and you suck too
*pops on you*
am i suck
Huntsman is the best weapon.
I use it in 6's
>>145166945
suck is too good for you
http://forums.backpack tf/index.php?/topic/52011-how-much-can-i-get-for-dis/
lol
i love to suck
i did not pay 6000 dolars
new thread when
9 gets their loadout drawn
0 gets called a fag
>>145167741
when its 750 posts
>>145167826
>>145167826
please call me a fag
>>145168110
fag
>>145168110
fag
>>145168129
nice loadout
>>145168125
>>145168129
thanks
>>145168110
f*g
>>145168110
are u a masochist
>>145168251
thakns
>>145168335
what
>>145168374
do enjoy getting abused
>>145168463
getting called a fag isn't being abused though
pottis
*teleports behind u*
when will valve delete tf2
*eats sansvixh*
>>145168962
i dont think they are going to delete tf2
i think it is doing ok still
maybe if they release tf3 but even then it would be a while until valve servers get closed
rate my hours /tf2g/
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