/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #957

10/10 oc

>>144977151
Wow! It's beautiful, great job

Second for loving all /dag/nas

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For Solas
>>144977151
Nice OC, OP

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xth for cullrian

Remember, it's not gay if you're straight

>>144977382
Is that how Dorian got pregnant?

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i also made this but I changed my mind

>>144977382
Jesus christ why would anyone make a pic like that? I assume everyone who likes Cullen/Dorian is a sweaty, hairy hambeast

>>144977585
His wife looks like she's 20 years older than him.

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>>144977614
He also unironically ships duncanxriordan

>>144977585
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>>144977874
People die when they are killed

>>144977874
>He
Not convinced.

>>144978369
That's what his DA says

>>144978884
Uh huh.

>>144977874
Why

/dag/ is my only family

>>144977874
Riordan is an anagram for Dorianr!

>>144980069
Like the stinky fruit?

>>144980186
That's durian

>>144980253
You're durian

>>144980384
>hard outer shell with a soft inside
Makes sense...

>>144980602
Yes and I'm gonna peel you open and eat your sweet insides up!

>>144980730
I think you'd need a pretty big knife for that...

>>144980857
*unsheathes katana*

shitty cockies

>>144981454
uh
what
who invited you?

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>>144980889

You mean so much to me

>>144983301
Um sure

>>144983301

Ouh that's what they all say when they just fucked another and feel bad for it

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGM2uEnAkRn/?hl=en

>>144985323

Don't post my selfies here without my permission

>>144985450
I
L O V E
Y
O
U

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>>144979924

/dag/ sitcom

>>144989412
But we're not funny

>>144987629
Dad...

>>144989809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs

/dag/ funeral

>>144989412

>>144989809
this desu, it's like upvoting your own comment on YouTube, people will like it because apparently someone else liked it too. Works every time!

>>144989921
Wow, writing successful comedy-shows is easy in americas. No effort or talent required.

Massaging your /dag/ waifu's feet...

>>144990807

Penny made you think of that just now...

/dag/ harem anime with tulpa as the protagonist

>>144990994

Only if Girls' Generation sings the OP song...

>>144991532
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldg8gicxJC4
ED: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opa68SDrYH4

Great thread so far guys

>>144993786

It feels too real

Great thread so far girls

>>144990994
I don't know if a harem genre anime where everyone gets rejected would work well, I vote for a /dag/ shounen adventure anime with gay rainbow powers.

Why are s*l*sw*v*s attracted to literal Hitler?

https://youtu.be/qUN_deqYEqc

>play ov*rw*tch
>someone on the other team is named "gingerdorf"
/dag/quisitors.....

>>144999046
questionable

>>144996921
>Implying schizoid husbandos aren't the best

>>144999046
Cassandra is a beautiful WLWoC...

>>144999046
awful

>>144999046
>those #FFFFFF eyes staring out of #000000 face

>>145005251
What's going on here?

>>144984804
You know there's nobody but you...

>>145005570
The plan is simple: take over the real commander Shepard and his loyal crew to replace them. The clone and his accomplice already have the real Shepard trussed up and have just captured his fellow helmsman Joker.

Why is Vega siding with the clone? Well, I never liked this character and always though he has the look of a villain. Or maybe he's just too dumb to make the difference between the real Shepard and the clone. Whichever you prefer.

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Who's hungry?

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>>145005940
Me!!

>>>/y/2286848
disgust

>>145006812
What were you doing on /y/ anon

>>145006946
Being not gay as hard as he could

>>145006946
looking for this
>>>/y/2270748

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>>145006040

Bulimarexius maximus...

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>>145007869
What am I looking at

>>145007919
Hell, she could probably get paid to vomit all of that shit up for a fetish video

>>145008340
vengarl-chan "assisting" the bearer of the curse

>>145008630
I didn't know people liked DaS2 enough to draw porn of it

>>145008814
people make LoL porn and no one actually likes that game

>>145008814

There was also porn of that one crow woman and the level up waifu filling the estus up with her pee....

>>145009374
tulpa don't look at such things...

Morrigan's afterbirth

cat walks into my room, meows, looks me right in the eyes and meows, walks out

>>145010010
It knows...

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/l3ATnnCE3BOv0dAYG0QbyQ/

>>145009889
My warden ate it

>>145010085
w-what does it know...?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAwyq0KKboy/?hl=en

Pick 1.

>>145010791
You'll have to ask it

>>145011135
neither

>>145011196
https://www.instagram.com/p/BASMh1mkfCP/?hl=en

?

>>145011586
She looks alright I guess

>>145011913
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFB_QJpkfNi/?hl=en

STAYING POSITIVE

>>145012283
Mass Effect...?

>>145013142
more like Massive Shit...

>>145013416
Uh no...

>>144997290
He was awesome. Fuck kikes and niggers

>>145014338
12 year old girl detected

>>145015008
Says the spic
You have to go back

>>145015121
Um...

all i ever do is think of you!

I just beat the crones on death march

felicitate me

>>145017586
Crones are easy though

>>145017651
n-no...

>>145017827
yes sweetie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6GEAQSC6HE
What are you listening to /dag/

>>145017930
imlerith is dead now...

>>144977382
Those wings are fabulous

>>145018686
even easier than the crones

>>145019008
I-I hate you...!!

>>145019150
but i love you...

http://youtu.be/zQ6u3FO-aRM

>>144977382
Dorian's head looks like it just sprouted anew out of his body...

liara?

where's daddy?

where's daddy?

>>145022181
Mommy murdered him
His butchered remains can be found in the crawlspace

ice cream...

>>145022343
but there never was a mommy...

>>145024576
Whose breast milk did I just drink then ?!

>>145024831
uh that was cum

http://i.4cdn.org/y/1464793910717.png

>>145026695
Is homolove the purest love? It's well known that women aren't capable of feeling true love

>>145027396
Fenris is DFAB...

>also another note on ovw lore n race stuff: I think it’s a lot more interesting if one of the reasons gabriel was denied due acknowledgement for the role he played in the crisis being that jack was a plucky white dude and he wasn’t. it makes sense and I like that it makes gabe being Latino a bigger part of his character and also makes him being as upset as he was at overwatch make a lot more sense / makes him less of just, a pissbaby who wanted a medal
sum1

hyalp mheeh

There's something inside you...

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Morri is my waifu and im proud of it!

>>145031969
>Morri
I read that as Mom every time. I should really change my font or something

>>145031969
cant wait to see how weekes ruins her in da4

>>145031725
It's hard to explain...

>>145031969
I think I prefer her hair in Origins

>>145032702
Killed offscreen by Solas before DA4 begins.

Mommy!

>>144996921
Yes, it will be JoJo style where everything is slightly homoerotic and leaves the viewer questioning both their own sexuality and whether the show is actually gay or not

>>144998294
>playing overwatch without me
umm??? hello?

>>145037328
i second this, hello?...

>>145035909
Is he killing him?

>>145011586
>in n out
>right by her mouth
Fuckin lewd
Those eyebrows need some work, otherwise qt

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Don't go dying now

Does anyone know what happened to elfyourmother? I haven't been back at /dag/ for months, and only checked her tumblr a few days ago. She seems to have stopped posting about two months ago.

I miss her crazy rants and terrible headcanons.

>>145041407
DA fandom abandoned her after her whining and hate about DAI and how this is so much not her canon.

s-something feels weird

>>145043727
Is your pee-pee all tingly?

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>>145043727
Dance it off

>>145044038
y-yes

>>145044545
Try cutting it off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HvVkmyJAIg

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how's you're night going dag?

After replaying trespasser, I noticed something weird about the epilogue.

It just seems really unlikely that Solas would get that much support from the elves for his plan. Dalish elves likely wouldn't have believed him about the truth of the evanuris, as it had been implied that he tried to explain everything to them before, and while city elves might be more open to getting their heritage back, I don't see them staying once they've been told what his full plan is, they want better lives for themselves and elves living now, not to all die in raw flaming chaos for the elves that lived ages ago.

I get that some would join, elves who have lost all hope for their people finding a real place in Thedas and who don't have anyone they want to survive, but not in the number the epilogue implies.

>>145045482
Thanks I needed this
>>145045531
Very weird, how about yours?

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>>145045678
You're welcome sweetie. Also have this

>>145045531
Too tired to do anything entertaining but not tired enough to sleep

I hope BioWare puts a stronger focus on companion interaction and development in their next game

>played overwatch with "femslash"
Which one of you is this?

>>145045889
That's pretty much all I play them for nowadays

>>145045936
more like overCROTCH

>>145045572
It was said that all elves, all servants have abandoned the cities. It seems they're ok with following his orders.

>>145046359
Because elves are stupid edgy drones

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>>145045678
>Very weird
weird how?

>how about yours?
bretty gud, enjoying trying out Gravitic Ring for the first time, generally useful but also causes certain enemies to go totally nuts (pic related), which is fun

>>145045813
>Too tired to do anything entertaining but not tired enough to sleep

I hate that shit.

I feel like I have three separate meters

>physical tiredness
>mental tiredness
>sleepiness

I doesn't matter how high the first two are, if the sleepiness meter isn't full up, there will be no sleep

>have plenty of mental and physical energy
>still have to sleep despite wanting to do shit

>physically and mentally exhausted
>still not sleepy

>fuck everything

my hobbies include responding to myself

>>145046359

I get that, it's just weird, I don't really see the motivation behind joining Solas, unless the elves that join up literally just aren't told about the full extent of his plan.

Like I said, most city elves are only really looking to make a better life for themselves and/or their families, and I doubt that a huge amount would join Solas if they knew all living beings in Thedas would be wiped out to make way for the old elves that they had never even known about, that goes a bit beyond what most of them would be willing to fight and die for.

>>145046408
Typical shem

>>145047379
I really doubt he told them about his real plan, but if they see his as God-leader which will bring them to freedom and glory, it'll probably work. You know, muh authoritarian nationalism. And I still think that he need modern elves as vessels for the souls of the ancient elves which are trapped in the fade.

>>145047949

> And I still think that he need modern elves as vessels for the souls of the ancient elves which are trapped in the fade.

I never really thought about that, but I guess it holds some weight, some of the spirits in the fade are the fractured souls of the ancient elves aren't they? Or something along that line, so having vessels might be necessary for them to become physical again.

Though the way Solas described the world being changed by the destruction of the veil made it seem like everyone was going to burn up in 'the raw chaos' as in like, physically dying, not vacating their bodies or anything.

>>145047949

Also, with the way the DLC was going on and on about how Solas was adamant about himself not being treated like a god as well as his desire for the people to be able to decide their fates on their own, I can't really see him putting on a show of godhood for them as well as outright lying to them about what he's planning to do.

>>145048551
>his desire for the people to be able to decide their fates on their own
My impression was that he is going to try to destroy the veil no matter what.

>>145048730

Not that, I mean all the codex things from before the veil was created implied that he was completely honest to the people fighting with him, and he also was very clear about not being treated as a god and the gods themselves just being normal elves, albeit very powerful ones.

I can't see him lying to all of these people who are going to give their lives for his cause and pretending he's some god who's going to get back their lost heritage or whatever, seems like the exact thing he was trying to distance himself from before the veil existed.

>>145049050
>who's going to get back their lost heritage or whatever
Isn't that exactly what he's trying to do?

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>>145048389
Remember that sarcophagus storage in Trespasser? I think this is the room for keeping sleeping (read uthenered) elves safe, the similar chamber was present in TME on the Deep Roads. Who knows how many of such storages are in Thedas. And this is not even a fragmented souls, they're unaltered, wandering around the Fade so you can easily put it in the vessel IF the vessel agrees, otherwise it'll turn into an abomination, see Flemeth speech.

>everyone was going to burn up in 'the raw chaos'
I thought he meant the spirits and demons will be freed and forcibly merged with Theodosian people, i.e. all will become abominations, but he has some special plans for elves.

>>145048551
>>145049050
He's a trickster god, you know.

>>145049130

Not the modern elves, no, he just wants them to die and make way for the old elves.

>>145049382
I assumed that the "coffins" are actually just lyrium containers. The ancient elves in Masked Empire sleep in the crossroads, and the lyrium mines are accessed through them but located in the actual world

how do undead think? wouldn't their brains all rot away with the rest of their body?

>>145049658
Fancy as fuck for a simple storage.

How do I stop myself from ruining dragon age games for myself by looking up character build guides and min maxing like afagget?

>>145049775
>implying minmaxing isn't the best

>>145049382

> spirits and demons will be freed and forcibly merged with Theodosian people

I don't remember that being said or implied, I think destroying the veil wouldn't be like the breach and cause abominations and demons to go nuts everywhere, it'd literally just be the fade existing in the physical world. In fact, in that case demons wouldn't really have any need to possess people because they only do so in order to exist in the 'real world'

And, unless my memory is faulty here, I'm pretty sure Solas did say or at least imply that destroying the veil would literally kill everyone, not turn them into abominations. The whole "burning up in the raw chaos" thing was along the lines of what Solas actually said when you confront him.

> He's a trickster god, you know

That's already been proven wrong, he's not a god at all, and even the Dalish legend of him being a trickster god was mistranslated, and it was said that the proper title was closer to a god of rebellion.

>>145049750
As you can see, even /dag/nas are capable for lore talks.

http://boards.barachan.org/2D/src/1465471167018.jpg

>>145049763
Dwarves compensating like always

>>145049857
It ruins games for me, but at the same time I hate investing points in a skill or stat only to find it later that it doesn't work for my mechanic/build because the devs decided to reinvent the wheel and add their own "touch" to the classic rpg system.

>>145049750

Aren't they just being controlled by magic or possessed by shades or something?

We've never really seen them talk or show any signs of intelligence beyond being able to shoot a bow or flail a sword around.

>>145049775
You're already a fagget, it's ok

>>145049945
>I think destroying the veil wouldn't be like the breach and cause abominations and demons to go nuts everywhere
One word. Redcliffe. In any case, we can confirm any of the theories only then DA4 will come out.

>That's already been proven wrong
Not in practice tho.

should i buy memewatchers or memehammer: total memes

>>145049945
>Solas did say or at least imply that destroying the veil would literally kill everyone
He said he's not sure what would happen, but he's right in the sense that removing the veil would quite literally destroy the existing societies if not the inhabitants

>>145050259
the good obe

kill ALL elves

>>145050383
Shut the FUCK up

>>145050126
no u

>>145050383
>>145050430
GET A ROOM

>>145050062
it sounds like you dont know what you want. do you want to set your character up in the most efficient state, or do you want to fumble through at the whims of the dev's stupid decisions?

>>145050430
sharpen your guillotines, prepare your nooses, the day of the rope has come!

>>145050479
a room for gassing elves?

>>145049775
I dunno, just don't do it.

>>145050479
As an asexual I find this offensive

>>145050134

> One word, Redcliffe

Ehh, I'm not sure that counts, that destruction of the veil was more through the breach from the outside rather than getting rid of it all at once from within the fade itself, it might just be semantics at this point, but it wasn't that the veil was gone, it was that the breach was everywhere. and some semblance of both worlds still must have existed because there were still veil tears when you were there.

> Not in practice though

What do you mean? We've seen independent codex entries and physical proof that the dalish were incorrect about the 'trickster god' interpretation of Fen'harel and that he was indeed more known as the god of rebellion, even though, as we know now, the whole god thing in and of itself were just titles to scare normal elves, it was just one of the billion other things that the Dalish hadn't interpreted properly.

>>145050629
liar

>>145050629
If you're an asexual in /dag/, then you'll be raped. Otherwise you'll be fucked. Pick your poison.

>>145050629
A room for beating elfhaters up I assume

>>145050728
What about a room for working out our differences like adults?

>>144999526
H-Hi

>>145050686
>but it wasn't that the veil was gone, it was that the breach was everywhere
Literally the same thing, m8. So the fade and the physical world was merged and that's exactly what Solas wants. But he knows fucking nothing about his own creation, as we can see in DAI, and it probably be the same result if Solas will remove, i.e. tear, the Veil with an orb, "suddenly not just as keikaku, all my friends are abominations or ded, this world is shit, I need some sleep".

>What do you mean?
I'm not speaking about Fen'Harel from the tales, but about Solas himself, and he proved himself as a liar and trickster in the Inquisition. Don't believe the words and look at his deeds.

sweeety ;;)))

>>145050929
>/dag/
>acting like adults
huehuehuehuehue

>>145050929
UMMMM no

Vega!! Vega......!!!!

>>145051582
>tfw vega will never be born because god emperor trump is going to send all of the brown people away

>>145051770
Isn't he Canadian? Or was that kaiden

>>145051895
He's from California.

>>145050519
NEITHER

>>145051895
canada and mexico are annexed by the US in the ME universe, but iirc Kaidan is from ontario or BC or something and vega is from california

>>145051895
Vega is from New York. Kaiden is the canadian. And apparently earthborn Shepard

DON"T fuck with me hans

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>>145052190
Vega is from California, he talks about sunny beaches and shit and I think one of the cartoons has him in San Diego

Earthborn Shep is from Toronto

Also, Beef McLargeHuge has a top-tier waifu

>>145052475
>Earthborn Shep is from Toronto
Actually nevermind. I'm pulling this out of my ass

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>>145052000

>>145052475
Right. All I actually remember is him talking about New York in that turian moon mission. That's the extent of how much I really care about his past.

>top-tier waifu
Got that right. He and Ashley hit it off in Citadel DLC if you aren't romancing her and you give them your approval.

>>145052730
He's honestly decently well-written as far as ME3 characters go.

Maybe that was drunk flirting or something, but Vega has an actual canonical waifu, that's why you can't do a real romance with him

>>145052827
you can still get him drunk enough so he can't say no if you're a strong independent womyn

>>145052894
>no option to turn him into your homofriend for the night
Bioware...

>>145052894
With that mass you need more liquor than you can afford for him to even start feeling it.

>>145051326

> Literally same thing m8

Except it wasnt? It was a gradual build of power from the breach, which, like Solas says drives any spirits that go through it insane and turns them into demons. And, like I said, it's made clear that there is still some kind of separation from the fade and the real world because we still see there are tears in the veil there.

Solas was going to use the orb to enter the fade physically and destroy the veil entirely in one go, I imagine doing so would be less traumatic to the fade and the spirits there, even if it would have killed everyone in the real world.

> He proved himself a liar and a trickster in the inquisition

A lair, yes, not a trickster, and as for that, it worked along with his plan of letting Thedas live in some relative peace before he kills everyone as quickly as possible, in this sense, him lying to the inquisition isn't a direct violation of his ideology, even if it is bad. It's not really comparable to lying to all of your followers about what you're going to do and who you are, these people are literally working FOR Solas towards his goal, and I can't imagine he would lie directly to them and pretend he's a real god and that he's going to lead them to their lost civilization or whatever, that's going entirely against what he was trying to teach the elves before he created the veil, as well as the fact that these elves working for him now are much more directly working for him to destroy all the modern peoples in Thedas.

wlm?

>>145053509
wle

>>145053545
wnlw!

my feet smell quite foul at the moment

>>145054171
Upload them to the smellovision

>>145053103
>his plan of letting Thedas live in some relative peace before he kills everyone as quickly as possible
Ah shucks, what a nice guy!

>>145054585

I'm not saying he's a good person, what he's planning to do is awful, but that's how he rationalizes it to himself, he just can't reconcile his views of the old world and the new one, so he thinks the only real option is to destroy the new world, even if it means facing the evanuris again.

>>145054585
And he did nothing wrong!

>>145054860
He stole my heart...

>>145054854
Dude, he's in the deep depression and planning to commit sudoku. The most dangerous and reckless people are the ones who have nothing to lose. This is not rational way of thinking but slightly insane, he just wants to fix his fails no matter what and then rest in piss. And that's all.

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>>145031969

Good...

>>145055159

He's in deep depression and knows that he's probably going to die one way or another trying to do what he's planning, but as we see him in Trespasser, it's not like he's lost his mind, he still tries to rationalize what he's doing and even feels some remorse for it, I think he's still sane enough to still connect with his old ideology about wanting the elves to be free, and, even though he's going to destroy the world, he wouldn't have the people working directly for him to that goal be in the dark about the fact that he isn't a god, and that they, and everyone they know will undoubtedly die if he succeeds.

Which is what I don't understand, as most city elves wouldn't join up if they knew all life would be wiped out, even if it was going to restore the lost elven empire.

Solas is evil and that's that

>>145056998
This

>>145056871
Wait till DA4 and we'll see what he has told them.

>>145056998

No one's arguing against that, only as to why so many elves are following him.

>>145056998
>>145057035
It's alright to admit that some characters are too complex for you to understand

>>145057135
Lol I know he """had his reasons""""
But Hitler """""Had his reasons"""""" too

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>>145057110

> Wait till DA4


Anon.........

>>145050007
>ywn hotdog those buns

>>145057180
>Lol
>keeps bringing up Hitler when his ideology wasn't even similar to Solas'
Shh, it's alright, don't hurt your brain

>>145057239
Pls don't bully

>Removing the veil does unexpected shit
>DA's world fuses with another world
>Geralt is DA4's protagonist and kills solas
make it happen

>>145057621
He wouldn't kill Solas because he did nothing wrong.

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Kiki...?

>>145057621
>you can marry Ciri
Fuck everything, make it happen.

Phew... my mind is so full of dicks I can't concentrate

>>145058752
That's vile

I like myself some anime sometimes

Ahem

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>>145067393

>>145067393

I have a huge fetish for girls with lazy eyes.

I dated a girl once who lost her eye to cancer when she was a baby and had to wear a glass eye.
The first time we had sex, I asked her if I could take it out because it was kind of creeping me out.
She said ok and took it out and then she started to suck me off, then out of nowhere I was hit with the urge to stick my dick in her eye-socket.
So I did it and she started to scream and ran out my apartment and we never saw each other again.
A couple years later I saw her at a gas station and it was pretty awkward because I was standing behind her.
When she got to the cashier she was talking really funny, kind of like a retard.
I felt really bad because I think when I skullfucked her I hit her brain.

>>145063041
what kind of animes do you like anon?

Good morning...

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>>145069352
Ohayou goizaimasu ^_^

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>tfw bought The World of the Witcher
Save my wallet, /dag/

>>145071789
Some people unironically bought world of thedas, this is pretty tame in comparsion

>>145071789
At least you didn't buy it ironically

>>145072175
I bought WoT 1-2, DAI Artbook, and also all 5 DA books as well.

>>145072817
Me too and I havent really enjoyed any of them

>>145073259
Then why did you do it...

>>145073301
I really dont know

you people are terrible with money

>>145073810
>Mindless biodrone buying while disliking
The worst

>>145075662
I'm going to get Fenris arrested!

joints

>>145067393
She want to be anywhere else in the world, like me when I read DAGBWG.

>>145080516
don't say that...

>>145080516
Hmph

The only right way to play Bioware games is to piss off and/or kill as many party members as possible.

>>145081414
If you say so

>>145081463
I say so because it's the objective truth.

They all want me to be their cute niisan and do what they want or give them advice. I reward such clinginess and lack of independence with death.

>>145081743
Have you finished your homework, son?

>>145081743
You sound like Morrigan

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>>145043639
Damn it, now I want to see this for myself

>>145043639
uh can you prove lelianae isn't a lesbian popess married to three black wives???

I though not lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ckipn7xUYAAbXAZ.jpg:large

What's going on here?

I'm gonna marry Ciri!!!!!

>>145084265
E3

>>145084423
. . .

>>145084415
Ciri is a child...

>>145084627
She's older than me in TW3

>>145084753
>tfw a child replies to you
Eww

>>145084842
Children are the future...

I hope that C H I L D who played DA:O as a baby is gone.

>>145085291
wait what

>>145085406
Someone said they were like 12 when they played DAO a few weeks ago.

>>145085507
Wasn't it like half a year ago..?

>>145085970
. . .

>>145084621
>>145086051
stop that

A-ah! M-my penis...

>>145086319
WHAT

Admiring Geralt's equipment

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>>145086407
y-yeah his "equipment"...

>>145086374
It's doing funny things!!!

>>145086548
Cut it off, dammit.

>>145086642
It's too slippery, I can't get a good grip on it... Could you hold it for me anon?

>>145087019
Wait a sec, I need to find my gloves and a gas mask.

Reminder to floss your teeth daily...!

you never take me out on dates anymore anon

>>145088690
That's because I'm dating someone else

>>145089391
WHO IS THAT WHORE

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>male elves

>>145089391
i-i thought you cared about me...

>>145090172
It's a doggy dog world, everyone is out for themselves...

>>145090172
I did until you ripped up all my clothes and threw them out of the window in a drunken rage...

>>145090779
Hot

Leliana or Morrigan?

>>145092014
If you have to ask, you don't belong here

>>145092014
Leliana

Visas or Handmaiden?

>>145092247
Mira tbqh

>>145092014
Morrigan, you will regret Leliana, she really sucks

>>145092247
Handmaiden if it was possible to corrupt her more, I remember there was something weird about it. Or it wasn't a full romance or something.

>>145092247
Visas

Anders or Alistair?

>>145092386
>I remember there was something weird about it. Or it wasn't a full romance or something.
The big cheese downright admitted he doesn't like romance.

>>145092543
The noose

>>145092247

Uhm fExile x mRevan was pretty much made canon in swtor, no need for some unimportant romance before that.

>>145092543
Alistrair. And this is from a straight gut.

>>145092767
>a straight gut
Pics?

>>145092893
Sorry, lack the instruments and too drunk to handle them anymay

>>145093000
>anymay
I like anymay... do you watch anymay dag?

>>145093143
Not enough elves in the anymays for me

That's it
I want a divorce

>>145093143
Occasionally, not really though, I like the more serious stuff and a lot of it just seems like high school stuff

>>145093143
I tell everyone I'm drunk and THAT is the one you focus on?

>>145093413
IF YOU WON'T POST YOUR FUCKING GUT THEN FUCK YOU

Guarantee elven genocide will be in DAIV

>>145093372
there's lots of lewd elves in lots of lewd anymays though

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EA Play in 2 days

>>145093607
Not male elves

>>145093791
>elves
>male
Pick one

>>145093387
Please, think of the children...

>>145093143

I watch fotm stuff and only rarely I bother to try out more unknown ones.
I also own a death note because it was a cheap offer... so better watch your mouth....

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>>145093554

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>>145093934
There were male elves in Record of Lodoss War, that's the only elf anymay I've seen though because I don't want to watch trash like Gate, Sword Art Online or Queen's Blade

How would you surreptitiously seduce a solaswife?

>>145094845
With a dog dildo

>>145094845
At this point you have to ask yourself: why

>>145094938
Why not?

Why am I so impulsive /dag/... Why do I give in to temptation so easily...

>>145095006
Because your IQ is really low

>>145095130
Umm Merrill only likes Garrett

>>145094917
Not a chance

>>145095172
It's not THAT low...

>>145095260
Have you moved on to horses?

>>145093976
>I also own a death note
Do you accept requests?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA1gx_3jPrw
>first words of the trailer is calling the player a degenerate

>>145095558
My hand was on the brim of my fedora throughout that whole trailer.

>>145095558
Looks bad

>>145095326
Stop projecting your sick fetishes onto other people

>>145095758
Seems okay, playable enough to me.

>>145095558
>a spiders studio game
Who?

>>145096007
They made mars war logs, bound by flame, Styx, and that orcs and goblin game

Basically they make mediocre but vaguely enjoyable games somewhere right in the middle of the indie-AAA spectrum

>>145096164
Oh, now I remember them

>>145095327

Tell a man a name and a man will see what he can do...

The worst ending is so careful to make it clear that Harding found a man who MIGHT have been Cullen and that she MIGHT have mercy-killed him, while making none of that certain.

DA4 Cullen Cameo guaranteed.

>>145097941
>(asexual)
Was that part really necessary?
>>145098219
Please no

>>145098334
It's like Alistair. They have to keep bringing him back so the fangirls will pony up.

Is there ANY fantasy setting in which elves don't deserve genocide?

>>145098753
>genocide elves
But then who are we going to bully?