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/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #956
Anonymous
2016-06-07 01:50:23
Post No. 144690121
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Anger Edition
Previous: >>144357948
News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>M ASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA leaked details
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1144160
>Obsidian is working on Tyranny, a fantasy RPG where you're the bad guy - should be out later this year
>B&W is here
>DA:I is apparently on sale on Origin but I haven't checked
>Shadowrun: Hong Kong $10 on Humble Bundle
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Spoiling B&W
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=707svTUORng
Friendly reminder that Meredith did EVERYTHING wrong
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First for Geralt
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>>144690418
Get those N*lfg**rd sluts away fromTriss'husbando...
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Double checked and DA:I isn't on sale, at least not anymore
Also apparently Mirror's Edge comes out in 2 hours kek
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>>144691326
Soon as fuck
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>>144691469
Does it look good? Based on the level of attention (nonexistent) its getting on /v/ it seems like it's going to flop
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>>144691661
Implying I know, ask me two hours later. But it looks like ME HD edition with open world from the previews.
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>>144690253
>Turn off the lights and then smile
Ultimate creepershep
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>>144692375
Shepard has always been some random creepy weirdo saving the galaxy for fuck knows what sake. Poor waifus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PjTuSQNLI4
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>>144693063
I really like that banter you can do with the C-SEC officer
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choking on thick dorf dick...
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>>144693063
He did it all because Anderson asked him to...
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>>144705170
What an idiot, how old is she?
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sex!?
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Why do we always hurt the ones who love us?
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>>144705170
no jpop pls
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Oh hey there
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>>144691661
They ruined the minimalist feel of the first game
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>>144710456
Hello friend
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>>144710456
>OH HAI /DAG/
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>>144691661
What can I say, wew. They fucked up badly with lods, shadows, textures and cutscene optimization. No matter what settings you'll pick, nothing gonna fix that. Runs like shit with my gtx 770. Bravo EA.
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>>144712880
>that shadow
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>>144712880
Also, muh quality. https://imgur.com/a/T3oSL
>>144713003
>2016
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>>144713062
>Frostbite is a good engine guys
>EAware can learn to use it guys
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>>144710494
Hey wanna be friends?
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I want a skelligean bf!!!
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wlw?
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>>144716123
um no
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>>144716832
didn't hear you
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>>144716949
NO means NO!
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>>144717010
fine...
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>>144716123
Yeah post more
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Eeeeaaah, what's up, /dag/?
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>>144717478
Have to leave for work soon
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>>144717478
Jonesing to get home
Only three more days until I can go full degenerate and masturbate furiously
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>>144717556
He, I'm already at "work"
>>144717627
Oh my
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>>144717478
Just realized my DA:I only runs with mantle when I'm loading a existing save file, otherwise it overloads my CPU and crashes (so I have to play with DX11 and then switch to mantle after the questioning, wew amd, wew).
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>>144717353
alright!
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>>144716123
>women
>able to love
good one
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>>144717882
>implying you know anything about women
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>>144717831
those are boys though
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>>144717765
So, wait. You set the renderer to mantle and it switches to dx or what?
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>>144717954
what about these?
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>>144718167
Nah, I set to mantle, game won't load the character editor and crashes after reaching 99% CPU usage instead, so I have to set it to dx, create a character, get thru Cassandra being a bitch and then switch back.
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>>144718234
Lewder please
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>>144719060
what if janny sees us?
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ENOUGH
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http://imgur.com/22eU57Q
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creepy
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>>144720764
Liara, not even once
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>>144721549
it's supposed to be the OC daughter of an OC daughter of an OC daughter of liara
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>>144721626
I... see...
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>>144721549
>asari, not even once
Fixed
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>>144721906
It's ok if it's a chaste asari like Samara
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>>144721971
>Samara
Right...
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>>144721851
it's really fucking autistic but i've seen worse
>>144721971
>samara
>chaste
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>>144722113
>>144722126
Previous daughters notwithstanding, she's taken a vow of purity and won't give you a creepy "mini biotic"
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>>144722421
>his """waifu""" won't even give him half gremlin great great grandchildren
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>>144722491
Children fucking suck
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>>144722539
Why?
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>>144722749
Because they suck out your energy and money and grow up to be ungrateful fucking shits
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>>144723203
>choose to drag a child kicking and screaming into this world
>expect it to be grateful for something it had no choice in
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thick femquars
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>>144723335
That's why I "choose" not to have one with waifus, can you not read
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>>144723473
my point is that if you expect children to be grateful to you, then you're simply wrong
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>>144723203
Sounds like you had shitty parents
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>>144723203
Do you have mommy issues anon
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>>144724681
>>144725264
None of your business
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>>144725317
So yes?
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>>144725540
what about it
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>>144725593
90% of the posts so far belong there, that's what, sweatie
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>>144725756
bioware general...
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>>144725828
Mass Effect is already covered by another thread. Do I really have to inform the authorities?
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>>144725996
it's on topic, and the mods are more likely to delete /meg/ again and force them to come here
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>>144725996
>Do I really have to inform the authorities?
NO, DON'T! Last time some dick did that they attempted a forced merger. It was not pretty.
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>>144725756
>>144725996
Forgot your Morrigan avatar
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>>144726127
It was probably the same fucktard as now whose hobby is coming here to freebleed
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>>144726427
>Only one poster is annoyed by mass effect and witcher
Keep dreaming
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I love you
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>>144726692
...In a general with 8 posters
>goes out of xhir way to mention being triggered by witcher as if it's not obvious it's xher
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>>144726913
14*
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>>144726989
I changed 3 IP's already
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Umm can all of you shitlords stop talking about Bioware games? This is clearly the wrong thread for it
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Liara makes my vagina hurt :(
Show some fucking empathy
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>>144727018
That doesn't make it 8
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>>144726907
I'm promised to Geralt-sama...
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>>144727224
I see...
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>>144727045
Curious, what mental issue have you been diagnosed with?
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>>144727146
That's not accounting for the other phone posting anon, and it only makes your faggotory more obvious
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>>144727302
Histrionic personality disorder
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>it's a /dag/ gets deleted again episode
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>>144727307
Anything else you want to make up to artificially lower the poster count or are you done
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Did you get a refund, anon who bought this?
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>>144727440
Please answer the question about mental illness...
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>>144727514
>not dragon age
wow just wow
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>solaswife isn't the most neurotic person around
What a time we live in
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>>144723965
>>144723060
These are the "people" we're going to be bunched up with
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>>144727782
No u are
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>>144727785
I'm >>144723060. I tried to be funny and do a Forest Gump impression from that one scene.
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hey where's the DA2 poster xD
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>>144728013
i'm here man thanks for asking, i've been drinking again and puked all over my keyboard
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>>144727992
Go bump you're thread
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Remember guys DA2 discussion doesn't belong in /dabwg/ and if you disagree with me you're a SAMEFAG
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>>144728287
Um nice samefagging
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>>144728287
Why not?
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>>144728370
Samefag
>>144728437
It triggers me
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>>144728482
So go somewhere else
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aaaaghhh shut up
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Reminder that posting in lower cases is the norm while talking about DA2 and/or your alcoholism and that this has nothing to do with samefagging
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Reminder that everyone who uses lower case is in fact the same person
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Reminder that anyone who does not end their sentences with a full stop is a sameperson.
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>>144728819
I thought it was obvious
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Reminder that Europeans are in fact bad posters who hate everything and like nothing
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Reminder that anyone who does not agree with me is a samehomo.
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>>144728819
Especially in a thread with 8 posters
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As the queen of /dagbwg/, I declare the following forever banned:
Mass Effect
Dragon Age 2
The Witcher
Siege of Dragonspear
The following characters: Cullen, Josie, Sera, Iron Bull, Solas, Corypheus, Cole (who is a child)
Off-topic material (k-pop, so-called "devfus", the "daddy")
Homos (wlw included)
/soc/
Interaction in general
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>>144729575
You forgot Shadowrun
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>>144729575
Approved
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>>144729707
I am glad you approve sister
>picture of Morrigan. png
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>>144729697
That falls into the category of things I'm not personally interested in, therefore it's also forbidden
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>>144729753
Worst forced meme ever
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>>144729994
Befitting the worst poster ever
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Thom is all we have left...
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Mom is all we have left...
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>>144730154
You mean that faggot the mod used to delete?
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>>144730212
mommy is off-topic...
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>>144730332
Where do posters who pretend not to know DAI even come from at this point?
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>>144730486
Um sorry I only play actually good games like Mass Effect
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>>144730865
REEEEEEEEEEEE get out GET OUT!
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Tali best waifu
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>>144727514
No, I'm still hoping for the happy ending and patches, maybe delay it for a new PC; I'll play it anyway, just not right now, and chinese dudes aren't planning to break denuvo any time soon so I'll keep it.It also costs $30 in my region, and I knew what I pre-ordered.
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>>144729575
I'll rather ban u
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>>144731768
Stop interacting with me, shitlord
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Breakfast while browsing /dag/...
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Great thread so far guys
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>>144732619
I would interact with your lower parts, if you get my meaning.
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>>144733249
pedicures?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D9TQmj0lzG
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>>144732970
It's the off-topic /meg/ cancer that does this
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>>144734737
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>>144733461
N-no, that's too lewd..
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>>144738651
Pedo get out
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Good morning /dag/!!!
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>>144730154
http://jjsmithmg.tumblr.com/post/145514999957
Wrestling with Thom...
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>>144739401
Morning anon, your breakfast is ready
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>>144740196
Using the smegma from her tentacles as butter...
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Will daddy be at E3?
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>>144690121
>Anger Edition
How appropriate
>>144712880
>>144713062
This is so awful, how does an AAA company fuck up this badly?
>>144722491
>half gremlin
I'm afraid Sera isn't into penises
>>144727782
That's really hurtful you know
>>144728119
I'm glad you're still alive anon, I personally hate DA2 but your posts were fun to read
>>144729575
>Siege of Dragonspear
It was so bad, I almost wish the tranny shitstorm never happened. Maybe then people would have actually provided constructive criticism to Beamdog because they really need some.
>>144729697
What even happened to the guy who was posting it?
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>>144743168
I finished Dragonfall, think I posted a few nonspoilery screenshots when I did.
And I'm close to the end of HK, haven't played in a few weeks and I didn't posted screenshots of most of the playthrough.
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>>144743348
Is Hong Kong a direct sequel or a completely stand-alone game? How long does it take to finish one?
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>>144743168
>how does an AAA company fuck up this badly
WHAT A SURPRISE, YEAH?
inb4 ubisoft, EA and bethesda did nothing wrong
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>>144743597
There's three games, and they're all standalone. There's this chatroom thing that you access using the mission computer where you'll occasionally see a reference to some event or character in the other games, but it's all very vague since there's no save import.
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>>144743597
>>144744089
Oh and they're decently long. Much shorter than a DA game, but still not short
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>>144743818
Well, Ubisoft can be sort of excused because they shit out ~10 games every year, and Bioware's games are pretty good when they have plenty of time to develop them (Origins, Mass Effect 1,Inquisition), but Bethesda's post-Oblivion games just radiate sheer incompetence
>>144744089
>>144744298
Thanks anon, I was looking at wikipedia and saw that Dragonfall was a dlc so I got a bit confused. I'll grab them when Steam has a sale
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>>144744535
>Inquisition
Yeah no, it's your bald husbando's shiny head that blinds your vision
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>>144744717
N-no...
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>>>/v/340269834
I don't want to finish B&W now...
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>>144745164
>not immediately replaying it to get the actual good ending
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>>144745308
Are you that philistine who was talking about muh true witcher ending earlier?
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At least the Trespasser farewell note didn't outright state it's done forever ;_;
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>>144745438
I don't think so, I'm thinking aboutletting Syanna die so that Regis can be free
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>>144745641
>actual spoilers
why
>>144745164
>/v/ hates lambert
literally WHY
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>>144745823
Most people don't realize the guy from Lambert's quest is a legit slaver and think Lambert's an asshole for wanting to kill him
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>>144745641
>implyinghe isn't free
Oh please.Just moving to Nilfgaard and having some troubles with Toussaint's vampires. Shit happens.
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>>144746091
lambert is an asshole though
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>>144746312
N-no...
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>>144746337
he's a lovable asshole
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>Still playing HoS
>Olgierd wants to fight, I expect it to be some standard boring fight sequence
>tfw his skills
>tfw this
This is not quite the contract I agreed to anymore. I just want to meet sadgirl.
It also seems like the DLC bosses have unusually high HP especially on death march, I deal fuckall damage.
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>>144746597
It took me like 10+ tries to beat the boss fight at sadgirl's mansion
Also why is the shani romance so sad?
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>>144746597
Olgierd is pretty easy once you get the timing of dodges right, but I also had some trouble at first because all the other bosses in the vanilla game are so piss easy
Awesome fight theme too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2QX6Lm4iXE
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>>144746889
Because she's liked Geralt since the first game but realizes that they can never be together because of their different lifespans and lifestyles
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>>144747127
But I just want my happy ending with superior redhead waifu
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>>144747395
Both Shani and Triss would make poor wives because they give literally zero fucks after their adopted son disappears
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>>144747613
To be fair, Alvin was an evil timelord
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>>144746889
I didn't die once yet but that is only because I have that "Undying" passive that lets your health to back to 100% when it hits 0. Might as well use cheat engine desu, maybe I will respec to make it more interesting.
>>144746912
It's really good and goes with that "Something is not right with that guy" feeling.
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>>144747687
They didn't know he was a french-kin
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>>144727514
>user score: 0.7
is she gay or something
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>>144739531
Is that a dwarf?
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>>144751460
No, just a fatty
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>>144751239
It would have been pushed up be 7 points by SJWs alone if she was gay
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still... no... sleep...
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>>144751878
Get a job
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>>144752092
how about no
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>>144752330
That's no way to talk to your mother
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>>144753891
MOMMY????
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>>144754152
Not anymore... you've let me down
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>>144754360
You're starting to sound like daddy... And the other mommy...
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>>144754591
What daddy
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>>144754657
My actual daddy...
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>>144754716
pics?
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>>144755790
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>>144755940
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>>144755790
>>144755940
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>>144756073
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>>144756231
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>>144756375
AAAWWWW
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>>144756567
the end (or not..?)
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I actually miss hurians
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>>144756827
The fuck i just read
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>>144756937
Krem's quest to pork an obese femqun with his nonexistent masculine dick
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>>144756827
At least they won't reproduce and will just rot away like they should
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>>144757828
Do oyu want me to press the reportbutton
Is that it
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>>144757828
Is that Leliana
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schizoaffective!leliana asking the warden to spend time drawing the scenery with her, not just as a bonding experience or a way to pass the time, but as a subtle way of checking to see whether the warden could see what she saw
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>http://i.imgur.com/8T7W0Wk.gif
Taeyeon = Gaider
Barkeep = Laidlaw
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>tfw had a dream that DA4 was announced for 2017 and was shitposting on /dag/ about it
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>>144761103
http://66.media.tumblr.com/20f1247a9b7bec91c323559209b492a3/tumblr_o8dz5hU3zz1vsm2h5o1_1280.jpg
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>>144761321
>micropenis
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>>144761853
. . .
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>>144761964
..........................
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>>144761321
Thanks
>>
Hey guys, I'm Fen'harel and this is Jackass.
>raising veil intensifies
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>>144763928
Solas a good boy he didn do nothing
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meme
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>>144719183
Maybe he would join us~
>>
>>144764284
What if j**** turned out to be ****?
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>>144764557
to be what?
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>>144765258
I can't post its real name... Just use contextual clues gosh
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>>144765323
a girl?
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wtb good solas fanfics. I think I've gone through all the good ones on fanfiction.net. all two of them.
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what if **** h*** h**** with j****
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>>144765797
w-what
i'm not fluent in a**terisk anon
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>>144765728
I think there's one where he turns into a wolf and gives inquisitor the knot on the kink meme
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>>144765894
o-oh, nevermind, i got it!! i'm so proud of myself...
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>>144766020
Memese is a difficult skill to master...
>>
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>>144765950
Not him and I hate Solas but holy shit link please
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>>144766232
http://dragonage-kink.livejournal.com/15866.html?thread=60966650#t60966650
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>>144761321
http://i.imgur.com/sJDo6M2.jpg
Now it's perfect
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>>144765950
>>144766232
>>144766530
Dogs are not for fucking
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>>144766614
NOT lore accurate
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>>144765950
>knot on the kink
Care to explain it for not-native-English, please?
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>>144766530
Oh my god, I love you anon
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>>144766875
*gives inquisitor the dog dick on the place people post DA porn fics
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>>144768858
Oh, it was much easier than i thought, ha-ha, thanks
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>>144761103
Wow I have NO idea where they got the """inspiration""" for this character. At all.
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>>144770926
She looks stoned
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*kills all aliens*
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>>144771447
*elves
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>>144771529
Same thing really
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>>144771447
Everyone.
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>>144771595
Allens are cool though
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>>144771726
*kills u*
Ssshhh....
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*replaces kills with kisses*
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>>144771726
Not healthy.
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>>144771805
*dodges*
*goes invincible so u cant c*
*teleprots behind u*
hehe... nothin personnel... kid
*kills u*
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>>144771905
*Kisses your cheek*
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>>144771905
That's what I read it as first, thought we were having a lewd sneaky kiss for some reason
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>>144772008
*unzips katana*
*does harakiri so it hits u 2*
i'll...take.u..with..me.....ugh
>>
Is it time for sexual bullying?
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>>144772765
Mhmhm no
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>>144772765
High time
http://i.imgur.com/JYAXzGi.jpg
>>
>>
Sana!! Sana..........!!!
>>
>>144773784
M-more?
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>>144775393
>https://38.media.tumblr.com/2c2cc85f372c5a9a8acf65b8a0a523de/tumblr_nwh4xzLtGV1uia70yo9_r1_400.gif
sana = /dag/nas
hallway = bioware offices
viewer = conal
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>>144773784
Not cool. . . rape is not okay unless she is the one committing it.
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Yall need jesus
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>>144775013
It's literally just a more buff geralt
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>>144779302
Uh... they have literally nothing in common except for slicked back white hair and a beard... and Reinhardt is 61...
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>>144779930
>Buff white haired guy with mary sue scar
are you blind
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>>144780041
So all white haired guys with facial hair and a scar are Geralt. Ok.
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>black haired girl with mary sue yellow eyes
Gee I wonder what inspired this character
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>Overwatch drones
I thought /dag/ was too old for that game
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http://8gmwp015fo-flywheel.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2016/03/original-overwatch.jpg
All these characters are just modified versions of Geralt...
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>>144780482
>Wow, she even has morri's moles!
>Scroll
>It were just 2 dots of dirt on my monitor placed exactly right
Time to clean it I guess...
>>
>>144780647
he said, posting on an anime image board run by a japanese manchild
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>>144780918
Love that excuse. Works for everything, right?
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>>144781140
what are you even doing
why does people liking a game trigger your pms
>>
um
>>
Anybody want to add me on steam?
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>>144784464
Let's all just add each other and close dag..........
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>>144780482
Widowmaker is so attractive
>>
>>144784940
http://steamcommunity.com/id/seamace
Hit me baby
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>>144784940
Let's not do that
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>>144785929
I can think of a few other things to do~
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>>144785456
Shit games honestly
>>
>>144786249
I prefer watersports
>>
Hi
>>
I have mommy on steam!
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>>144791526
Who?
>>
>>144791526
I have daddy on steam and he does weird things to me in teamviewer!
>>
>>144791942
What kinds of things?
>>
>>144791526
>>144791942
I have tulpy on steam and he checks my most recent games daily and when there is an AO rated game among them he gets mad at me!
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>>144793182
>AO games on steam
Tell me more!
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>There is a game about becoming a youtuber
>People watch youtubers play games about coming youtubers on youtube instead of playing games
>>144793182
This must be some fetish.
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>>144797262
>>
post maniggan
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Very... interesting... thread today
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>300 posts in 22 hours
WHAT IS GOING ON
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>>144800906
Pretty average /dag/ speed
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>>144801859
It seems like it's usually considerably slower
>>
Help
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>>144800806
I fukken hate overwatch!!!!!
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>>144804393
That's cause you aren't playing with me
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>>144770926
Cute!
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>>144807369
Not as cute as you!
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>>144811169
...!
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>>144813835
Wanna get some coffee with me?
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damn i'm sweaty
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>>144814464
Okay, but no lewd stuff
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>>144815095
Of course not, that comes after!
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>>144815069
like falling off your body sweaty
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>>144816285
like my shirt sticking to my back when I stand up sweaty
also kinda stinky from it even though i just took a shower, feelsbad
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HEY
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>>144818453
W-what?
>>
>>
>>144819120
I saw you looking down my blouse!
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>tfw 100-0 real quick
>>
>>
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
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>>144820560
Um I'm a boy?
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>>144820865
Then you don't need to weep...
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>>144821131
C'mere you...
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>>144819538
You know you like a bad boy...
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>>144821383
Can I come too?
>>
FreshGroundedBarnowl
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>>144823842
Sounds tasty
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>>144822021
call before you come...
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>>144824219
*knock knock*
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>>144824116
gfycat you oaf
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>>144824562
I've never had a cat gfy'd before...
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>>144823842
Slightly gay
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>>144824805
Just like all of us!
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>>144818787
>>144825058
Why though
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>>144825804
um why not shitlord
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>>144826170
First of all it's stupid and makes no sense second of all it's a bit disgusting
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>>144826289
maybe you should get with the times
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>mpreg in now a thing in /dag/
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>>144826656
>now
Where've you been?
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>>144826410
I'm just saying that the digestive tract is no place for a fetus
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http://bukkakesunnysideup.tumblr.com/post/145438678242/
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oh my fucking god I hate this
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>>144827568
>telling someone what they can and can't do with THEIR OWN BODY
wow
just wow
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>>144829363
Hey I play that game!
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>>144829448what game
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>>144829504
wow
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>>144829858
nerds not welcome
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>>144829902
I'm a Chad though
>>
oh my girl
>>
Come to bed anon...
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>tfw my sweat actually smells kinda good
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>>144830358
I'm already in bed... Where are you?
>>
>>144830610
just jo to your reflection already jeeze
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>>144830786
In our bed... are you sleeping with some other poster!?
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>>144830978
you say that like it's unreasonable
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>>144831058
Yes, and we're waiting for you to join us...
>>
/dag/ mating season...
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I had a weird dream where I was at some place where you have to complete a few dares to win money and the last one was some sort of coffin you had to get in to but there were dirty/used forks beneath and on top of you and it was spinning once you got in....
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>>144834468
I had a weird dream too
Was dreaming about some EXTREMELY lewd stuff and then out of nowhere my mind switched gears and started thinking about highway taxes and some other weird stuff for no reason and I could not stop thinking about it until some guy outside my window started screaming and woke me up
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>>144827847
>eeeewwww!!
A surprising amount of self awareness
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Would Dorian make a good mommy?
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>>144839785
>>
>>144842373
didn't mean to reply
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Varric Tethras
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>>144842512
Not enough chest hair !!
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(Yells.)
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I don't get it
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>>144843673
her "tattoos" were painted on
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She looks like an actor from one of those stoner comedies
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>>144845029
No actual person has tentacles growing out of their head
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>>144846159
I mean her facial structure in that drawing
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watching boring WW2 documentaries with your husbando
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I'm really enjoying DA's subreddit!
Bye!
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https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/4n13ww/spoilers_all_share_your_ocs_weekly_headcanon/
autism
>>
>>144849360
Not worse than /dag/ really
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>>144849398
>
>Rose:
>Before joining the Wardens, Rose was a VERY proper lady who wouldn't DARE let such foul language touch her lips. She would usually just stifle a pained moan. Being around the wardens and then her companions has loosened her up quite a bit, but she'll still rarely say anything worse than "Maker dammit".
>She loves a fancy full meal, like the ones served in her castle on special occasions. Probably something like roast peacock. She later grows fond of Alistair's lamb and pea stew, even though she hated peas before. (they're in the pot so long they get lost in everything else) She's not a good cook by any means, but... well, she can throw things into a pot until they're a uniform grey color.
>Jordan:
>Unlike Rose, Jordan resents her noble status, and therefore has quite the mouth. It's not rare to hear "fuck" "shit" "cunt" and the like from her, and she can also be very creative with her swears. Blackwall's favorite one of hers is "Andraste fuck me in the ass with a strap on". Sera's favorite is "Andraste's period blood".
>She can appreciate the fine wine and cuisine of Marcher nobility, but she prefers cheap tavern food. One of her favorite meals is a combination of bread, cheese, cured meat, and an Orlesian egg emulsion (AKA sandwiches), and she has fond memories of sneaking down to the kitchens late at night and stealing bread and cheese. She even does so quite a bit at Skyhold, sometimes with Cullen. As for drinks, she HATES the taste of ale, preferring cider, wine, or juice. Or whiskey, when she wants to get drunk.
sure sweetie
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>>144849474
What's so special about that, it's just boring.
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>>144849697
why would someone go to the effort to type all of that trash out if it wasn't autism
>>
>>144849752
Dunno why would a general waste 200 posts debating whether something was samefagging or not (when it clearly was)
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>>144849936
have fun in the subreddit!
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>>144849936
Can you PLEASE fuck off already
>>
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>>144850261
Finally
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>>144849474
>Andraste fuck me in the ass with a strap on
>Andraste's period blood
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>>144855465
>Triss
>a femme fatale
Does not compute
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Enjoying a meat and cheese platter with Geralt before making love to him in the sweet smelling fields of Toussaint.............
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>>144858285
Geralt is straight
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>>144858523
Um nice headcanon
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>>144858285
I'd let geralt give me his meat and cheese...
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I love you...
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>>144858895
I know
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>>144859070
You're supposed to say that you love me too!!
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>>144859150
You can write it but you can't make me say it
>>
STOP
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>>144859246
So that's how it is...
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>>144859357
IN THE NAME OF LOVE
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>>144859481
I bet >>144859246 wouldn't even slow down!
>>
What's going on here?
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>sweat smelling fields
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>>144859812
Even better
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Marxist waifus?
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If I can't have you... no one can...
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>>144861147
God mom stop embarrassing me in front of the anons
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>>144859704
Witcherfag is here
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>The ursine armor with the fur collar had to be cut from the game because they had clipping issues
>Probably the same for hooded armors
>Because people were frequently asking about both they ended up actually delivering in B&W as a side extra
Could CDPR be any more based if they tried? I want them to make all my games
>>
>>144861584
>doesn't even know local maymays
Never reply to me again
>>
>>144861584
I thought you were leaving
>>
Huh, there are more of them? Three?
>>
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>>144861597
>still haven't completed all the side quests in B&W
>costs the same as Trespasser, a dlc that takes about 3 hours to do a completionist run
It would be the perfect game if it had a customizable protagonist
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>>144861997
Yes but then again, what could possibly be better than geralt?
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>>144862159
A female elf
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>>144862183
be my gf plox
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>>144861997
BioWare would have taken $20 for all the new armors alone.
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>>144862474
I'd pay for that
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>>144862629
No more
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>>144862823
>more
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>>144863091
Okay, you can stop now
>>
>>144863091
Dragon Age was a mistake
>>
http://img11.deviantart.net/09c5/i/2015/341/9/4/kieran_s_arrival_by_dorianpavus-d7r6g3x.png
I have no words
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>>144863174
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>>144863201
Why would you save this on your personal computer
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>>144863201
Alistair would never be happy like that
>>
>>144863201
Why is he naked?
>>
>>144863569
>personal computer
It's on deviantart
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>>144863695
He's going to climb in after Kieran comes out
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>>144863736
And you saved it because you posted it
>>
>>144864001
It's a link
>>
>>144863610
Naked, in a pond full of afterbirth?
>>144864001
I posted a link
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>>144864081
Looking at it alone saves the thumbnail somewhere, your hard driver is forever tainted
>>
>>144864081
ESPECIALLY THERE
>>
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>>144863201
I'm seeing a pattern here
>>
>>144864368I saw the thumbnail but was too triggered to open it
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>>144864327
>opening the image to post a link, thus creating a temporary file
>the same as downloading it to my computer and uploading it to 4chan
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>>144864416
Why triggered? It's just how the asari work
>>
>>144865169
That pairing is nauseating to me
>>
>>144865267
Just sluts being sluts
>>
>>144865487
Doesn't stop me from being triggered into an autistic rage
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>>144868126
i like where this is going...
>>
Who is the fairest dagna of them all?
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>>144868364
>>144868126
Please no
>>
we need more polls
>>
>>144869593
For what?
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>>144869685
anything
>>
>>144869756
Why?
>>
>>144869815
Why not?
>>
>/dag/manor will never be real
>>
>>144872560
Why not /dag/hold?
>>
>>144872726
Sounds gay
>>
http://boards.barachan.org/2D/src/1465275815855.png
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Morning lads
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>>144880101
Good morning my dude
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I will not rest until /dag/ is deleted for good
>>
>>144883150
You're gonna die from sleep deprivation
>>
>>144883150
Sleep-deprivement call be hazardous your health.
>>
>>144883335
Sounds like you know what you are talking about
>>
>>144884391
kek
>>
>>144868974
U know who
>>
>>144884391
Second year on sleepy pills
>>
goodbye
>>
>>144886964
You're not going anywhere
>>
My lower lip is swollen... the hell is going on...
>>
>>144888695
Too much cock
>>
>>144888695
I've been kissing you in your sleep
>>
>>144888695
How low are we talking?
>>
jennyfer... jennyfer!!!!
>>
>>144888940
Jeez, what kind of kisses do you give?
>>
>>144888789
>>144888940
>>144889310
Ure all useless........
>>
>>144891832
I could show you if you like.....
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>>144895720
M-maybe just a quick example...
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>>144888695
Funny, my lip is swollen as well...
>>
Let's play Overwatch!!
>>
>>144899742
Let's not!
>>
>>144899742
I would love tobut I don't own it
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>>144900118
Same
>>
DOVAHKIIN
DOVAHKIIN
>>
>>144901516
Is it time to post lewd screenshots of our skyrim characters again?
>>
>>144901779
Um no sweetie its time to postOblivionwaifus
>>
>>144901901
Man Oblivion was fucking amazing, I don't understand why so many people say it sucked. The quests were all fun and interesting as fuck with cool stories and shit. That's how quests should be, instead of just an excuse for more gameplay time like in skyrim where it's all just dungeon delving and shot over and over like an MMO. Each quest in Oblivion was unique and it didn't feel like any of them were included to pad content. Sure the main storyline was weak but that's par for the course for Bethesda. Only horrible part about oblivion was, ironically, oblivion itself, but all that shit could be skipped easily.
Also the expansion pack, holy fuck, I forgot what it was called but it's literally the best expansion I've played in my life. So damn cool and colorful and unique.
>>
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I'm a hardcore fan with DA, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Skyhold where I would often train with Cullen in the yard and help Solas with his painting, but one day as I was talking to Solas, we went to my room for a private talk. He immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever." I gave him a confused look and he continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" He then chuckled and said "Because we've been watching you, vhenan!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. He then said, "I talked with Leliana and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for the Inquisition, you just have to do...one thing". He then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave him some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" He then said "Leliana said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." He chuckled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut..if you want it quick..Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and he gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
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>>144902789
Not sure if pasta, joking, or serious
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Solaswife suicide cults...
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>>144902932
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/I'm%20a%20hardcore%20fan%20with%20DA/
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>>144717953
what's there to know?
they're normal people
with zero morality
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>>144901779
I'm going to borrow a copy of Skyrim PS4 just to make a qt orc!!
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>>144903525
>skyrim on ps4
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>>144903525
>PS4
If you want to be truly qt you gotta use mods. Fem orcs are underrated though, I haven't been to /tesg/ in a long time but I remember there was a super qt orc girl someone was posting there (not the really fat one, different one)
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>>144903525
Post pics when you're done
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>>144904216
Are you implying big girls can't be cute?
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>>144904216
Only male orcs can be qt.
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>>144904518Yes
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Replaying ME3 with all the DLC. Just finished Leviathan.
I like how 3's combat was so streamlined and felt so good that you don't even mind fetch quests.
If I install my legit copy, is any ME3 PC multiplayer still active? I loved that shit.
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>>144905218
People still play it
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>>144905317
I might have to play it again soon.
Fuckin' Cerberus guy with lash was my shit. Nothing more fun than lashing Nemesis / Marauder Shields / Phantoms and watching them try and deal with it.
N7 Slayer was fucking OP, though. Best class.
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>>144905464
Ill play with you if you want MP
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>>144906885
I only have my pirate version installed right now since my first Origin account got banned for save editing in ME3 to fix some flags from my ME2/1 playthrough. I repurchased ME3 again on a new account but it doesn't have any DLC.
I'll probably reinstall the legit version after I finish this playthrough with all the DLC.
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>>144904226
why are there no orcs in thedas
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Goodnight /dag/!
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>>144907343
Darkspawn are the same shit
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>>144907475
>literal magic zombies
>proud stronk green warriors with bodies built for sex
nope
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>tfw no chocolate orc waifu
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>>144907217
>banned for save editing in ME3 to fix some flags from my ME2/1 playthrough
No fucking way
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>>144908969
Yeah that's not bannable, I do that all the time. Only thing you can get banned for is editing game files and then playing online. What more likely happened is he installed some single player mods that required him to edit the coalesced.bin and then tried to play on mp without switching back to the unmodded version.
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>>144908969
Yep.
Had Garden Warfare and some other games on there, apparently I got detected and was sent some bullshit email about breaking the user license agreement and stuff.
Oh well. More incentive to pirate shit. Meanwhile, I CE'd my new copy of ME3 for credits and it hasn't been banned at all.
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>>144909172
Most of the mods don't even require you to edit coalesced anymore, they're all fake DLC and won't get you banned IIRC
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Hey there cutie!
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>>144910221
Hey hot stuff. I'm about to get in the shower, care to join me?
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>>144911218
Only after we're married silly
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>>144911558
Aw, cmon anon, it'll be fun. We need to start saving on our water bills anyways, plus we can lather each other's bodies up with soap in those hard to reach spots. There is totally nothing lewd about it so it's fine, right?
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>>144902789
Stale pasta... mh...
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I want to _____
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Is bullying cute girls a form of love?
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>>144912662
Smack you
>>144913057
Obviously
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>>144913057
The purest...
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*knock knock*
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Found some fresh memes for you guys while I was out hunting for dinner
https://blog.tyrannygame.com/2016/06/03/commission/
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>>144913481
WHAT?
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>>144913716
Is Josh "Our Lord and Savior" Sawyer involved in this game?
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>>144913716
I don't think this guys writing is that great desu
>>144914517
No, don't think so
Looking forward to this mainly out of hope that we will get some cute girls and other companions to corrupt, playing kotor1 and 2 as a kid have made that a permanent fetish of mine.
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>>144914310
Open the door
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green orcs or red orcs
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>>144917302
Brown orcs
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>>144913716
I have really tried to get interested in that game, but I just can't. I enjoyed PoE but found the lore to be weak.
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Love cute girls
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5 more fuckin hours lads
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>>144920431
Until?
>>144919654
Where?
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Anon! Get the fuck in here!
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What improvements could they make to romance in the next game? What characters would you like to see romanceable?
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>>144921596
>improvements
More dwarfus with hairy chests
>romancable
Varric
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>>144920483
Until I can live my life again, FUCK yeah
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>>144921772
I like you. Has there ever been a romanceable dwarf? That seems like a weird thing to disregard after 3 games.
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>>144922493
Scout Harding in Inquisition, but it was the most half-assed romance in the game
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What kind of vehicle you think your waifu would be?
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>>144924507
Probably a 4x4 or something, not my type of car.
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Mommy "dealing with" obnoxious wailing /dag/na babbies...
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>>144926220
By taking them out back and shooting them?
So that's why the thread is always getting slower...
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>>144926348
She puts them in a burlap sack and drops them in the river
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>>144926449
Ooo, that sounds fun!
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>>144922556
She's a flirting option sure, but I'd hardly call her a full blown romance.
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>when you catch mommy slipping cyanide into your breakfast
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>10
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>>144933316
I want to fuck that
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Oh wew
We should've known.
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>>144934243
I want to fuck you
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>>144934352
Welcome to 2014...
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>>144935479
I was here in 2014 and I don't remember this being mentioned...
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>>144934243
who wouldn't?
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>>144935542
Well I do...
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>>144934707
Um I don't appreciate being objectified like that
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>>144936236
Why not?
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>>144936001
Tho I remember that prophet-anon, I wonder where's he now...
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>>144936529
In a ditch desu
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>>144936289
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>>144936883
yeah morri is pretty gross
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If you don't have an unhealthy obsession with your husbando/waifu, why are you even here?
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>>144937431
>an unhealthy obsession with your husbando/waifu
does the tactics system count as a waifu?
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>>144937587
Your obsession with that is beyond "unhealthy".
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>>144937431
/dag/ is my waifu.
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>>144937650
>what are we going to do on the cross-class-combo?
>pomf =3
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>>144938391
Fokken pervert.
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Come get in the shower anon, its nice and hot!!!
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>>144938537
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>>144938163
I thought I was the only one...
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>>144937431
Cause you autistic fucks are my guys and even though this place is terrible I want to be able to say goodbye to it and all of you when I am on my deathbed
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>>144938747
>hot showers
What's the point of a shower if you come out sticky and sweaty?
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>>144940164
I'm not your guy, pal
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>>144940164
>posting on /dag/ on the deathbed
Ugh.I love you too, m8.
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>>144940164
Well I don't want to be your guy you whiny fuck
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>tfw you are surrounded by equally autistic bros who want to preserve this shit for no real reason
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>>144940427
Too bad motherfucker, you are and you're gonna learn to like it
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Are we allfriends?
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>>144940808
No, we'relovers, silly
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>>144940808
We're allbrothers and sisters. Also this >>144941217
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>>144940808
one would hope so, why the fuck else would we congregate in this freakshow
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>>144941395
because /dag/ needs cultists to worship it
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Oh yes boys, time to go to sleep, I wake up a free man tomorrow
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>>144941217
But my heart belongs to another...
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http://sta.sh/013t32kqgt02
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Night /dag/, I hope everyone has a good night!
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Shani > Ves > Yen > dogshit > Triss
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>>144942848
Good night, anon
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>>144942864
Triss is bliss
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you guys missed out on a hell of a shower!!
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>>144944835
pics
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>>144943553
tranquil triss....
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>>144945236
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>>144945343
triss the twit
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Merrigold the hairy-old!
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>watching australian murder mystery show on public television before bed
>show opens with a man in a shower
>close up shot of a tattoo on his outer thigh
>zooms out
>they've censored his butt with a blur
w-what the heck is this......
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>want to make dinner
>literally no food left
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>>144936945
She is delicious, fuck off
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>>144946943
how can I make something tasty out of her if I don't even have staple foods
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>>144947072
sorry for trying to help, princess
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>>>/ck/7762969
Look who I found! All they're missing is a Morrigan reaction image.
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>>144947318
I still am barely aware of this """"""""""""""""""""meme""""""""""""""""""""
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>>144947397
That post displays similar mannerisms to a resident /dag/ poster
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>>144947318
>the entire premise of the samefag conspiracy is based on the usage of lowercase
>except that wasn't the case
This has been extremely fucking stupid from the start, but I knew it was a refugee behind it, I just knew it
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Consistent trolling or genuine mental issues? Actually, it might be former since you still keep going with it.
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>>144948037
Are you talking about yourself?
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>>144947856
Go enjoy Reddit, friend. No worrying about the samefag menace there.
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>>144948136
Obviously, you funny man
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https://twitter.com/davidgaider/status/740264048822878209
>@davidgaider More regrets: Dorian (best companion in DA:I) is clearly gonna have a big part in DA4 and you won't be there to guide him, alas
>@DreamerM He's in @PatrickWeekes' good hands. I wouldn't worry. :)
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>>144948526
>Dorian (best companion in DA:I)
AHAHHAHahahahahahahah
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>>144948526
>implying there's anything wrong with Weekes
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>>144948526
>>144948881
Dude wrote Mordin. He can't be bad.
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>>144948881
There's everything wrong with Weekes
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>>144948526
>Look how gay I am - The character
>The best or even good
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>>144949613
>look how nerdy I am - The character
>look how Japanese I am - The character
>look how quirky I am - The character
>look how autistic I am - The character
>look how progressive I am - The character
>Nosferatu
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>>144949038
Dude wrote ME3 Mordin. He can't be good.
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>>144950223
Had to. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
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>>144950271
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>>144950271
Well, fuck.
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>>144948526
>A big part
I just want him to be gone ffs
Why do the shitty ones always have to come back
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>>144950653
Shh, you'll trigger Morrigan fans
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>>144950653
>weekes will make a waifu which /dag/ will love even more than morri
My popcorn is ready.
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>>144950942
>even more than morri
That's literally impossible
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>>144950910
>fans
Who says this, it's "Morrifag" or "Morrimancer"
*sighs*
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>>144950942
Objective love of the majority is an illusion, I could start samefagging about how much I love Cullen all day and it would have the same effect
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>>144951127
Newfags, sir.
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>>144951161
Please don't.
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>>144951127
>morrimancer
>used once in the history of /dag/
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>it's an "invoke morrigan to shitpost and smear her good name" episode
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>>144951321
>no tulpa to protect the best waffle
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>>144951727
>kill me...
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>>144951161
Your dick is an illusion
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Hi?
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>After the successful third chapter of Witcher Saga, with over 10 million copies shipped worldwide, Gwent is becoming a stand-alone game according to a new trademark and logo registered by CD Projekt. The card game included in The Witcher 3 obtained a positive outcome, so much that Polish publisher decided to create a title for it. The trademark was filled with class 9 and 41 (videogames, software, etc.) into the European Union Intellectual Property Office two days ago (June 6th), with what seems to be the official logo. Here are the two logos and trademark.
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>>144951727
Morri doesn't have to be whiteknighted because worthy morrifancerslook through the charade
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>>144953373
Tulpa..!
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>>144953354
>The way they purposely blueballed us like "Lol Gwent is just a side game, it will never be an actual real game" until they dropped the bomb
They're good....
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>two active liara threads on /v/ right now
What's going on...
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>>144953828
3 days 8 hours until EA Play happened.
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>>144953931
I'd understand general ME threads, but these are specifically about Liara
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>>144954009
ME is back from the abyss thanks to E3 and liara is babbies first waifu
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>>144954009
Most of typical MEfags romanced Liara.
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>>144954220
Talimancer are more vocal in most corners of the internet from what I've seen
>>144954175
>changing waifus away from your first
Heresy
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>>144954408
Most loud fags =/= most of the fags, trust me.
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>>144954523
So you're telling me thatDorianxCullen mpregisn't actually a common ship?
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>>144955074
Breaking news!
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i just that triss so fucking much
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>>144956418
>that
hate
>>
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Liara?!?!?!
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>>144949779
>tfw no elder vampire bf
>>144953354
You have to trademark something that's already a part of your own trademark?
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>>144959214
Every new Elder Scrolls game (as an example) gets trademarked, so I assume so
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>>144959214
>tfw blowing out candles in Regis' place after Blood and Wine
I never asked for these feels.And he's not even dead.
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>>144959304
It just seems needlessly complex.
I thought it'll be a normal card game at first, like the one you can already buy, but reading the post again made me realize it's talking about a video game. That's a pretty good approach to multiplayer for a game that doesn't need one
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>>144959754
Gotta protect your intellectual property anon
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>>144959608
At leasthe didn't die himself, I was convinced it'll happen whenhe was talking about his bond with Dettlaff and how a higher vampire can only be killed by another higher vampirein the beginning of the expansion
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>>144959906
You sound like BioWareâ„¢
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>>144959917
Thank the Maker CDPR aren't sadistic forced drama sluts like biowhyre.
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>>144960085
It's just how capitalism works. Id rather CDPR license its IP rather than have to shut down from not making any profit
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>>144960189
>Priscilla
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>>144960513
Fuck this quest, I turned full rage mode on and killed the wrong piece of shit.
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how does one identify this "Tulpa"?
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>>144960691
I killed the torture guy anyway because fuck the church, but it was still really blood boiling because she's like the only genuinely good person you meet in the game
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>>144960812
She is in good hands now, at least.
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I'dbe friends withPriscilla
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>>144961312
I want tohearPriscilla'ssongs again
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>>144961006
>fucking Dandelion gets a permanent gf
>the Zoltan getting dumped by his fiancee plot never gets resolved, he presumably dies alone
Why?
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>>144961487
Being dwarf is hard
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I'm going to marry Zoltan!
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>>144961487
If Shani doesn't get a happy ending, Zoltan doesn't deserve one either!
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>>144960743
Exquisite morrigan images, filenames, posting style,butt
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>>144962153
>butt
i need an example...
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>>144961640
At least he's not Varric
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Why is he so likable?
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>>144962371
More like Morvran Whores.
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>>144962371
Why did he look like Alistair in the concept art? Why does he sound like he's on drugs? Why is he a siege unit in gwent?
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>>144962842
>>144962842
Why is he so cute?
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>>144963165
I agree, Dijkstra is quite well rounded
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>>144963327
Killing him to save Broche !!
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>>144963165
These boats are hot as fuck indeed. Would ride/10
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GOG is giving away System Shock 2
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>>144965042
That's nice of them
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>>144965042
Also tons of /dag/+/bwg/ related sales that I'm too lazy to list
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>>144965756
>Siege of Dragonspear is still at full price
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>>144966054
It's not like you were about to buy it, right? Right?
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>>144966206
I pirated it when it came out because it smelled fishy from the beginning, I'm just impressed they're not giving it away for free at this point
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Who's excited for the new thread!
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>>144967758
They're moving too fast, it hasn't even been three days yet
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>>144967972
Um what's wrong with more Dragon Age discussion?
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Any of the DA:I dlc worth it?
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>>144969465
Trespasser is definitely worthwhile, the others depend on how much you enjoy DAI combat
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>>144969551
>how much you enjoy DAI combat
Not much
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What on earth am I playingthe dance animations are pretty smokin sick though
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>>144969609
Personally, I just skipped all of the DLC except for Trespasser. I tried to do the Deep Roads one but it was way too tedious and combat heavy for me
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>>144969751
...there's a DLC for Deep Roads?
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>>144969873
http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/The_Descent
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>>144969728
>Geralt is possessed and acts all cheery
>Still sounds monotonous
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>>144969942
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>144969873
Yes, it's pretty damn shit.
>dumb le nug king xD "joke" quest
>collection shit
>lore rape
>no companion interaction
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>>144970026
It's considerably different from the DA:O Deep Roads, but I still don't like it
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>>144969982
I don't know, I thought Cockle sounded considerably morecockywhile possessed
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HEY
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>>144971143
Hey
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You know, if she grew her hair she probably wouldn't be that bad
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>>144972389
If you say so
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>>144972389
Her hair is cute though
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>>144972625
For a guy. Just saying.
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>>144972725
Guys don't usually have braided ponytails wrapped around their heads
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>>144972852
Maybe the gay ones don't
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>thinking Cass isn't cute
Neo-/dag/
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>>144973110
Seriously, Cass is the fucking cutest
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>>144973369
There are cuter males around
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>>144972861
I'm going to murder aimo!
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>>144973420
Prove it...
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>>144973758
*points at you*
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>>144973758
*points at Thom*
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>>144973843
W-w-what!!?
*blushes furiously*
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get these HOMOS out!!!
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>>144974419
Umm? We're all 100% HETERO here... That means we can do whatever we like with each other and it's NOT gay
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>>144974419
But they already are. DOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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>>144974525
T-this. No homo. Really.
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>>144974525
>That means we can do whatever we like with each other and it's NOT gay
Evenfigure skating?
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>>144974792
Whoah, whoah. Let's not go too far.
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>>144974912
But I want to go even farther...
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>>144974912
who are you
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>>144975489
You but evil
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fallout 2 car theme...
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>>144975551
narrowed my eyes i r l
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>>144975704
u know nothing about darkness... kid...
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>>144975489
I'm the cook
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new thread with shitty OC incoming !
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>>144976513
In 30 minutes
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>>144976664
We'll get there eventually...
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>>144976759
>blue eyes
SOLAS HAS BEAUTIFUL VIOLET EYES GET IT RIGHT REEEEEEE
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>>144976961
I want to die
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>>144977151
>>144977151
>>144977151
here sweeties
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>>144977091
It's grey, you blind wolven slut.
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>>144977220
*kills you*
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>>144948526
>He's in @PatrickWeekes' good hands. I wouldn't worry. :)
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