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Previous:>>144958135
I want Soldier 76 tocum inside me.
Reminder that all the females are 1000% heterosexual
>>144967413
this desu
>>144967351
he's not gay too bad for you
poost skin ideas
>expend time, energy, and resources to destroy a turret
>the enemy easily builds another one in no time at all
why is this allowed
>tfw constant ping/rtt spikes make the game unplayable
Maybe I'll try again later
>>144967413
reaper on the other hand is gay as hell
WHY DOES NOBODY IN THIS GAME JOIN THE FUCKING VOICE CHANNEL?
I was using my mic every game for a while until I realized the average game only has 2 people in the channel, me and one other person. It's such a fucking waste of effort to try to communicate with your teams in this game. Also why in the FUCK do people use discord servers when the in-game chat works flawlessly? Additional rage: why does the game leave the groups in group chat instead of moving them over to team chat? Fuck this bullshit.
>>144967413
That shit is fucking retarded.
Reaper x Mercy shippers are LITERALLY socially retarded.
What is abuse?
What is hate?
xth for Mercy mains
>>144967439
>join a match
>victory before I even choose a character
>easy
>>144967413
>>144967413
>unironically calling women "females"
Looks like you're a stupid boy
>>144967512
only zenyatta can understand what goes on inside a shipper's mind.
>>144967351
i think S76 is so old he would need his tactical visor to put his dick into anything
what hero do you guys fap to the most
>>144967508
>being in the voice channel ever
>being in any of the chat channels
Sometimes I see someone start typing shit in team chat and I have to stop what I'm doing and leave the channel. There should be a setting for not joining in the first place.
>>144967508
>hey bro join our discord :)
>-discord link-
EVER FUCKING GAME
>>144967512
>shippers are LITERALLY socially retarded.
there you go
>>144967464
your skin, lotioned, and sewn into a lovely dress
>>144966784
>>144966784
THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THAT ASS
>>144967439
have you ever beat someone so bad they got this mad?
>>144967512
Being in a hateful abusive relationship with someone you're been in combat with makes more sense than being in a lesbian relationship with someone 30 years younger than you that you have no connection with other than kind of knowing her mom.
>>144967494
Am I the only one who has no trouble with turrets at all?
They're so fucking squishy and easy to avoid in most cases, I barely notice them. Even the torbjorns that build them are more annoying with their shotguns.
>>144967514
are you one of those people that play mercy no matter what even though the widow, tracer and winston keep hauling your ass?
i bet you dont even play solo
>>144967508
Find a group to play with you're expecting too much from strangers.
>>144967652
waow i hope u reported him for raceism
>>144967619
your face
moron party mask
>>144967594
Widowmaker
>>144967576
dva is female but not a woman. checkmate fgt
>be an average sniper in most games
>can't hit headshot for shit with widowmaker
I just can't put my finger on what is different here. Maybe the blocky jump animations in this game. I am so awful at headshots that i mostly go for bodyshots now if we need a sniper for turrets and other camping crap.
Feels bad man. I should probably just pick Hanzo and spam away.
>be roadhog
>hook a torbjorn
>he gets put behind me and he shoots me in the spine with his shotgun
lol :^)
>>144967774
the problem is you're bothering with headshots instead of just clicking their body twice
>>144967727
I actually reported him for being a roadhog main calling everyone niggers every 40 seconds was just an excuse.
>>144967734
>Nipples strong enough to poke out from a skin tight suit with good definition
Why is this allowed? Delete this post.
>Playing 76 on Gibralta Attack
>Getting my flank on and doing my best to disrupt/kill the enemy
>cart has not moved at all
>"what in the literal fuck?" - me 2016
>tab to see if our tank is alive still and make a mad dash near them
>my team is two Genjis, a Widow, Hanzo and a torb
>they are being mown down by bastion mercy combo
>die a little inside
>tfw
>>144967652
see >>144967618
I meant to say all shippers, but this Mercy x Reaper ship is just pissing me off more than normal.
>>144967594
Widow followed by Mei.
>>144967774
maybe because this game doesn't punish missing, bodyshots, spraying so you have no drive to actually get the headshot. Widow is ezmode kid
>>144967724
I honestly don't even care if they talk in the channel, but why don't people even join it to listen?
>tfw no groups
>tfw rl friends are shit at the game
>>144967745
So she's a girl. Female is for animals and no woman calls herself "female" unless she's a tranny or a fucking retard.
Checkmate virgin little 4chan boy kek
>>144967774
your problem is that you're the average /vg/ player
>>144967514
>i am awful at video games so i let others play instead and hope they carry me
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING PLAYING AS IF I WAS IN MOLASSES
SHOOTING HAS AN INPUT DELAY AS DOES MOVEMENT
EVEN ANIMATIONS LIKE GUN BOB AND MELEE ARE SLOW
MY PING ISN'T EVEN BAD IT'S UNDER 40MS BUT USUALLY I GET 15
>>144967704
same here. Sometimes I just follow torb around and take out all his turrets as he places them so he learns to play better heroes
>>144967774
no one goes for headshots with widow, just hit them with a 100 bodyshot and then a 20% bodyshot 0.1 seconds later.
>>144967865
this is what trips me up. i can't play a sniper that doesn't care about missing it's super fucking weird
>>144967858
it makes more sense than literally any lesbian ship you could make an argument for reaper x soldier but I'm not going to
>>144967464
Something like this, with animation like that too that only happens during pre-round spawning.
>>144967774
I can't hit shit with Widow because I'm used to slightly leading my targets and her gun is hitscan. I have to force myself not to do it, so I just don't play Widow at all.
>>144967929
your fps needs to be 100+ or you'll suffer input lag.
>2 meis can permanently block the main entrance to hanamura A for the entire game
interdasting
>>144967652
A Rein on our team spent an entire three-round KotH game telling the enemy Mei she was a whore/cunt/nigger who sucked all the fun out of every game and that the player should just kill himself and save everyone else from having to interact with him ever again, etc.
I thought it was a joke at first but he just kept going.
>>144967858
more like mercy x raper xD
>>144967901
angry female spotted
>>144967413
>>144968086
>heal slut
and then there's this autistic bullshit
>>144967985
crackships make less sense than pairing any random characters, not more
i want to fuck bastion's bird
>>144967351
He's not a young man any more.
>>144968086
Now this is shitposting
>>144967904
I like being average.Well with snipers at least. It was never really my style. I like being mobile.
>>144968150
it's an abstract kind of hell dot jpg
>>144967439
>tfw you report all of them for "Toxic chat behaviour"
Join the discord boys.
https://discord.gg/013ppKfgfODeHWZ2Q
I put a fair bit of time into the bot already and I don't want it to go to waste.
Plus I can't take playing with the fucking pub cunts any more.
>>144968113
kys your self my man
>>144967587
I want him to use his ult while he fucks me so he can cum directly into my uterus with unparalleled accuracy
>>144968086
>heal slut
who made this, seriously, whats the origin?
actual heal players are cranky as fuck and always annoyed by everyone and everything
there is no room for
>slut
>>144968086
>heal slut
38 Eliminations, 23,384 Damage Done as Pharah on Nepal
>tfw only need 75 more gold and I can buy Mechaqueen
>>144967929
something with how they do rendering. pretend your fps is half of what's listed
>>144968150
Good luck with that
>playing Mei, being an annoying cunt
>turn into an ice cube
>friendly 76 crouches behind me and uses me as cover while rockets hit me
I'm helping!
>>144968259
what the fuck is wrong with her arm
>>144968216
>>144968234
fucking spooky lads
>>144968306
the artist failed anatomy
Mei是我的爱人
Please post cute Mei
D V A H !!!
>>144968041
It was never like this before. Only today. I didn't have an update since I played yesterday. The only thing that had changed is my ping but not that much
>I only have one friend to play with
>Suggests that we should try to make a team only with widow, mccree or other broken ass characters
>Other people complain and announce reports
I want to have some fun times but I don't have enough friends for this.
>>144968306
it's a prosthetic based on an old meme.
>>144967178
>attacking hanamura point a
>team has two offense symmetras, mei, widow and no healer
>im rein
just fuck my shit up
>>144968426
I wish the lolbabs would leave. Quick play is not ranked. If people want to dick around in quick play that's what it's for.
>>144968383
>>144967843
It's the future. We have the technology.
Bundeswehr is the best Reinhardt skin
>>144968507
that's not mei
this is mei
>>144968268
I've not changed anything. It was fine yesterday. I have not had to update anything since it ran perfectly yesterday.
>>144968053
But there is a window there Anon. Aren't you glad Blizzard is such creative and awesome when it comes to alternative entrances? :^)
>>144968561
POST MORE CUTE WEBMS OF MEI
>>144968453
Just pick pharah and do everything yourself
>>144968550
It's a pretty decent skin, but I would say his best skin is Stonehardt, but that's just my point of view
I wanna take a big whiff of D.va's sweaty plugsuit!
So new skins on Halloween right? Do you think we get anymore before that?
>>144968607
Mei loves warm baths
>>144968597
How effective would 4 mei's + 2 widows to take out and pharah's who fly over be?
>>144968612
I tried unfortunately they had torb widow mercy rein andim shit at pharah
>>144968394
D.Va! I would love being her brother
Does anyone else find Symmetra repulsive?
Just looking at her fills me with disgust
>>144968561
can pigs have chocolate?
>>144968736
this mei is cute
>D.VA
>pronounced Dee-vah
>diva
>D.VA often acts like a diva
DEEPEST LORE
OY VEY I HIT THE MOTHERLOAD BOYS
>>144968792
It's that fucking jaw dude.
>>144968792
what about symmetra do you find repulsive?
>>144968792
It's the jawline and the nose
>open loot box
>white white blue white
>last two are duplicates
J U S T
>>144968840
carbon fiber genji+warrior's salute gogogo
>>144968735
Hopefully we get some for the fourth of July.
I want my Pharah freedom eagle skin.
>>144968735
New 76 skin on fathers day would be best
Him in a robe with #1 dad on the back
>>144968086
>>144968895
Nose
>>144968792
The nose, jawline and the fact she was originally a filthy untouchable who now thinks she can be a normal person instead of human filth
Hey /owg/, does Mercy need an improvement? If so, how?
>Should be able to leap into the air kinda like Phara
That;s my suggestion. She's too damn squishy without constant communication of vigilance on the part of her team.
>You get PotG and everyone gets to see how garbage your aim is
CAN I STOP GETTING LEGALLY BLIND WIDOWMAKERS ON MY TEAM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>144968808
pigs can and will eat damn near anything
>>144968607
>>144968957
I want an American Reinhardt and his shield is the American Flag
Why is Zarya so good? When will pubbies find out?
>>144968792
she's fine
not every character needs to be a 10/10 dude
>>144969039
her mouth should be bigger so she can fit larger dicks into it
>Some guy adds me
>Say hi
>We get acquainted
>He got me from the /owg/ ID list
>Says he's added a few people
>They all told him to get lost and deleted him
Why are you autists putting your name on the list if you don't want people to add you? Gas yourselves
>>144969087
but hes german........
>>144969039
She needs a nerf on ult charge rate.
>>144969101
Pajeet detected
>>144969039
Mercy is fine and just needs her ult charge rate dropping slightly
She's the hardest support and you shouldn't play her with randoms unless you're sure they'll deliver
>>144969098
>When will pubbies find out?
Every single game I'm in has a zarya or double winston it sucks.
>>144969039
Higher projective speed on blaster.
>>144969098
I see her fucking constantly and my W/R is only 55%
I think not shitters already know
>>144968248
It started out as an mmo meme, and just went downhill from there
>>144969098
i play her all the time tho
>>144969230
This desu
>>144969192
ahaha /int/ mems am i right?
>legendary skin
>T.Racer (shit)
>don't even play tracer
thanks I guess
>>144969342
>/int/
Not for a long time
is there something like pic related with overwatch characters?
>>144969342
angry pajeet detected
How do you guys deal with your Mei addiction?
>>144969360
her skins suck except the origins one
How do I play Hanzo?
He seems fun but it seems like there's not a situation where Widow wouldn't be more effective except for getting sick POTGs
HOW TO FIX THE GAME
>remove leaver penalty
>show who is in premades when you press tab
>>144969360
>bastion legendary
>devil and valkyrie for healslut
>stonehardt
I don't play any of them. I just want my Zarya not to look like shit.
>on defense
>see 6 winstons leaping out of the spawn room
How do you guys deal with your anontracer addiction?
>>144969040
>get potg as genji
>1 lucky shuriken potshot + waste half of ult slicing at thin air out of panic
>>144969360
Could always be worse homie
>>144967734
Why is this acceptable, but my pregnant Symmetra isn't?
>>144969417
that meme found it's correct home
>>144967387
>Forced 50 isn't real!!!
>>144969195
>>144969186
>Nerfing the weakest character
ya'll niggas trippin
>>144969564
But that's much better, not worse.
FUCK 20 TICK HOOKS
>FUCK 20 TICK HOOKS
FUCK 20 TICK HOOKS
>FUCK 20 TICK HOOKS
FUCK 20 TICK HOOKS
>FUCK 20 TICK HOOKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144969663
looks like your mmr just getting more accurate over time
I have 100 dpi and 10 mouse sensitivity, what sensitivity should i use for scoped widowmaker? i just can't find the sweet spot
>>144969670
Just because she has a shit winrate in pubs because idiots don't work with her doesn't mean she's weak.
>Commending fucking Widow, Bastion or McCree with ultimate lucky kills
>Zaryas who actually use shields or ULT full potential are ignored
>Healers completely ignored most of the time
Yes I am butthurt.
>>144969670
Her ult charges way too fast. She'd need a survivability buff to compensate but having a team rez on hand every 40s is not okay.
>>144969474
A Widow is better if you have the aim, Hanzo can get closer though and has more spam frequency.
He has more consistent scouting with his recon arrow or whatever it's called and his scatter arrow can actually insta-gib a lot of heroes.
If you don't use his ult retardely (i.e. right in plan view of the enemy) it can destroy people, make sure you use that shit to go through a wall and actually surprise people.
He's honestly just a lot morefunthan Widow.
>>144969610
why so mad Pajeet? Toilet witch got you down?
>>144969564
That skin has been growing on me desu
>>144969484
"why cant i screw over my team and whichever poor sap has to take my place with no consequences because im too selfish to admit someone is better than me :("
>>144969564
JUST
>>144969782
>thinking zarya takes any amount of skill
literally a battleborn character
>>144969740
>I want to jerk off on 4chan, what kind of porn do I want to jerk off to?
how can anybody tell you what sensitivity to use, what the fuck
>Get Genji's Bedouin skin
>Fuck it I'll put in the time to git gud with him
>Start doing amazing
>One match on Volskaya I get raped to shit
>Confidence in Genji - 0
>he plays healslut when he could be transcending dimensions with his mind, helping allies and destroying enemies at the same time
>he fantasises about being a girl and taking cocks while playing the game while I have escaped base desires through mindfulness and realising what in life is and isn't worth pursuing
>>144969782
>Healers completely ignored most of the time
Healers always get the most commends when I play unless another player does some amazing shit.
>>144969807
>A Widow is better if you have the aim
Perfect, I don't. Sounds like I'll give him a try.
Seriously though the idea of stealthy ninja archer does sound a lot more fun than Widow anyway.
What do I keep seeing Hanzos do where if they're in close quarters they'll fire the scatter arrow at their feet? Like it's not just in tight quarters either I've seen people do it in wide open areas like the last point of Hollywood.
>>144969959
Dirty omnic scum, get back to making my toast
>>144967652
I have that friend. Not the same person but good god he needs to up the shut fuck.
>>144969740
It's subjective find what you're comfortable with in training mode.
>>144968383
Dòng zhù, bùxǔ zǒu!
What would you do in this situation, anon?
>>144969872
I'd recommend loli.
>>144969564
I actually like this skin and was hoping I'd get it.
>>144969740
i recommend just using the same sens for scope and the actual game so 44
why did they remove bastion's frontal shield?
he looked a lot more "defensive" with it, like the design of it alone completed his general aesthetic
i wasn't around during overwatch beta, was he ever overpowered at some point?
you can't deny that he isn't shit tier now after everyone's gotten over their baby steps into the game, he dies to damn near everything while offering less "area denial" from sheer presence than a torbjorn turret
>>144969417
reddit and 4chan are basically one at this point with 4chan vehemently denying it like the embarrassed kids they are and reddit saying that "hahaha hey 4chan's not that bad if you're not a NEWFAG i go there a lot for the funny jokes!"
I don't know which one makes me cringe more
>>144970092
Rape her behind a dumpster senpai
>>144970092
Take her home and make sure she is ok.
>>144970092
Sleep tight, Mercy
>Tfw Mercy is slowing becoming your most played champion because nobody else wants to be the healer
At least she's a top tier waifu
>>144969782
пидopы oтьeбaлиcь
>>144970104
I actually consider it
>>144969039
Make her Healing Stream heal friendlies around the target for small amounts.
>>144970092
make her eat all the eggs.
>>144969861
>Using her shields full potential
Did you miss that? a legit good Zarya is actually difficult to find. I don't main her yet because I'm still not good but I've seen about 2-3 that actually saved entire teams filled with edgy kids only focusing on attacking.
>>144970092
>FionaTails
>>144970187
Would you make her eat all the eggs?
>>144970016
>What do I keep seeing Hanzos do where if they're in close quarters they'll fire the scatter arrow at their feet
It essentially turns it into a buck-shot arrow, which, like I said, insta-gibs a lot of heroes (up to 375 damage), if you shoot it at someone directly it only does the damage of a regular arrow.
>>144970259
i bet you're the guy who said winston is the hardest tank to master
>>144969959
>Empty slot Zenwho
Widow yourself, Omniqqa.
Oh I didn't know zaryas shields only absorb 200 damage
I thought something was suspicious
>>144970294every last one
>>144970208
sleep tight reaper
>>144970092
benis in bagina :DDD
>>144969418
make one faggot
>Join game
>Enemy team is almost at the final checkpoint with 8 mins left
>Pick Widowmaker for fun
>Kill all the plebs
>Half of the enemy team picks genji to hunt me down
>Defend for 8 mins no problem, because enemy team is distracted
>Lose due to overtime
What a great game.
>>144970209
>tfw i dont play that slut and play my boy Lucio instead
>>144970350
I never played as Winston.
>>144970393
400 when on an ally
>She can't resist the bourbon-soaked and tobacco-smoke vocals of McCree
>>144970463
I can't make quality content, but I'm sure someone in this general can.
>tfw love mercy but hate the healslut meme and fags who propagate it
>>144969794
It actually charges in less than half a minute if you're constantly healing hurt allies, which makes pushing based on Mercy Ult advantage a near impossibility since it takes too long, or rather, nowhere near fast enough, to set up for another team push based on your Mercy having a res and them not having one.
I also feel like she heals too much too quickly. 50 health/sec is insane.
>>144969782
People almost always commend the support unless it's zenyatta.
I just managed to 1v1 two different Genjis in two matches in a rowas Mercy.How barbaric.
Seriously does no one else but me get this?
>Queue up
>Enter game
>This loops forever until I restart the entire game and closing it counts as a leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA8U39wmxaU
>>144970498
>mfw I have to play Lucio because MUH META
fuck off shill
>>144969039
A short-duration, single-target blinding shot on her pistol's M2 that made you reload afterward (so you couldn't just hit people with it and then dome them) could be nice.
Also make her ult raise everyone at 1/4 (or less) HP instantly when activated, then restore the rest (interruptibly) while she does the animation, to make suicide diving less viable/obligatory.
It'd have to be both, because any buff that leaves her ult as braindead as it is now is going to make her too good.
It's that time again
Post the hero you thought you'd love but ended up not playing much
Post the hero you thought you'd hate but ended up being one of your favorites
>>144970634
overwatch shills pls go
>>144970580
shut the fuck up and heal me cunt
>>144970393
they do but they'll absorb all excess damage so as long as barrier has 1 hp left you're immune to junkrat dva tracer etc ults
>>144970556
both barriers are 200
>>144970593
>>144969968
I guess you guys are luckier, 2 days in a roll and I've seen more than 20 Bastion and Hanzo commends.
>make an sjw pandering trash character like zayra
>no one likes her or wants to play as her
>>144970632
He's honestly the most fun healer to play by far.
Mercy is just a boring slut.
>edgey name
>play exclusively reaper no matter the map or team comp
>get play of the game 4-6 games in a row on average
>"gg ez" at the end of every match
This is some of the most fun I've had playing video games in quite some time. The sheer amount of asspain in chat sustains me like mana from Heaven.
>>144969740
Low dpi and sensitivity? I usually see on or the other.
>>144970829
You're retarded my dude
She's one of the best tanks to play
>>144970829
Once you get to high mmr you'll see her every game
>EXCLUSIVE XBOX SKINS
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
FUCK
>>144970580
I know that feel.
I've always liked playing healing classes.
In Star Wars Battlefront I was always engineer, so I could repair our tanks, throw ammo and heals at people
In Battlefield I always played assault with a defib and a medkit. I'd risk myself to sprint through fire and revive downed comrades
I play medic on Tf2
I play healers on MMO's
I just like healing people. It makes me happy to sacrafice for my team.
The only times I don't play direct healing classes is on TTRPG. I like playing Paladin and smiting the evils of the world.
Naturally then if I don't play Mercy I play Phara or Reinhardt, two characters with strong alignments for Good.
It's just who I am.
Am I a meme?
>>144970680
>D.Va
>Zarya
>>144970829
She's robophobic as fuck anon. The pink hair is just a red herring.
>Get best Widow Skin
>My 2nd least played hero
C'est la vie
>>144970829
>no one likes her or wants to play as her
>>144969417
Why does reddit ruin everything?
>>144970680
>Genji
>Widow
I love Widow so much.
>>144970829
>>144970592
don't forget how fast damage buff builds ult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r4ldCRrkp4
>>144970829
>no one likes her or wants to play as her
I dont think you even play overwatch, in the past 30 games 25 or so have had a zarya.
Also get bigger images faggot.
Making some Overwatch playlists on Spotify, starting with Tracer. Got these so far:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us-rdSQc6NE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El0iLDMgiE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN3C4awPklo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQyGbv0oZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4
Any recommendations?
>>144970209
I'm using Lucio to kill and heal because nobody picks the support, plus it's fun to kill people by throwing them outside the map given the opportunity.
>>144970680
>Tracer
>Lucio
>tfw 74% win-rate as Symmetra
They really need to make her viable for attack so I can play her all the time.
I know, you can still use her for attack, but it's really not as efficient and you know it.
>>144970829
OH LOOK ANOTHER MOUTH-BREATHING DOTARD
WHAT A SURPRISE
>The raindrops on the window of King's Row
Comfy as fuck.
>>144970968
There is no "other" in this situation. The same faggots post their shit memes both here and there
>There are people who play Lucio as main healer
>There are people here who are not aware that mercy is the only character worth the healer titel
>Lucio
Literally no heal. Only good for MS.
>Mudskin
Literally no.
>iRobot
Decent HoT. Shit in everything else.
>>144970943
no but im pretty sure we are the same person
>>144970941
what skins are you talking about
>>144970680
Winston
Bastion
>>144971039
she is viable on attack if team comp allows for it, it's kind of memey like torbjorn or bastion on attack
Maybe there's some hope about the rate of new content.
>>144971079\
CANT
STOP
WONT
STOP
>>144970680
Pharah
Winston
>>144970941
>Widowmaker Noire was already an exculsive
>implying console ones shouldn't be treated the same - with disdain
>>144970565
>implying he doesn't just flashbang her and finishes in the time she's stunned then runs away spamming 'I'm your huckleberry'
>Playing volskaya industries on defense as d.va the whole match
>Win the game with all gold medals except healing without even losing the first point
>tfw your team is terrible but the enemy team is even more terrible.
>>144971079
>mercyfags still in denial about Lucio being better
>>144971079
>Mercy has to stick to one player at a time
>Lucio can jack off in a corner while everyone gets sick heals all of the day bro
>>144969564
>>144969847
>>144971028
Speed racer theme from the movie
Post Torbjörn POTG's
>>144971079
Mercy waifufags are really the worst kind of players, which is sad because I actually use her sometimes.
>>144969186
>>144969195
They need to tweak the amount of charge you get in certain situations (eg. buff target unloading on a shield), not hit it with a flat decrease. Depending on the team composition, her charge rate now ranges from completely reasonable to batshit insane.
>>144970234
Noo. Gitting gud at whack-a-mile is what makes herfunin the first place.
>>144971028
Needs more Radiohead, the only band as British as she is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GRi3eHXDYc
>>144971234
Wish enemy teams were bad. I always end up against people who actually know what they're doing.
Shutting down a McREEE who knows how to LMB is fucking hell.
Any update planned for new skins ? I need a body tight for my best girl
>>144968792
Indians are naturally repulsive.
They are offputting both visually and they reek of curry and shit.
Not even /pol/. I work for a Indian couple for a few years. Their presence made my skin crawl.
>>144970680
Hanzo
Zenyatta
>>144971079
>teammate picks mercy
>i have to pick lucio to pick up the slack because they just hold left click on the tank
Every time
>be on volskaya
>defending team first
>team has good comp except two tjorborns
>attackers take first point but get stuck at choke point
>do not attempt to flank at all
>do not change heroes the whole match
>other team starts cussing in match chat
>"FUCKING BULLSHIT MAN YOU CAN'T WIN"
>why not change your team comp? you guys haven't changed heroes the whole match
>"IT DOESN'T MATTER THIS MAP IS IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN AS ATTACKER"
>you guys haven't flanked the whole match
>we win
>they start swearing even more
>"ANON I BET YOU'RE 11 YEARS OLD GO BACK TO SCHOOL"
>my entire team starts loling in group and voice chat, calling them salty
>they get even angrier
>team tells them we'll show them how to win as attacker
>"LOL GOOD LUCK FAGGOT"
>we all agree we're not gonna lose attacking round
>they go all defense heroes - tjorborn, bastion, junkrat
>they don't even position well
>take first point
>one of my teammates says to just rush the last point, lucio speed boost us
>get there before they do after we wipe their team and point a
>take point b in seconds flat
>my team starts dying laughing in chat and voice
>entire team ragequits
>mfw
sure smells like summer
>>144970680
Tracer
Reaper
>>144971235
>Playing Healer
>>144971257
>Sick 5 hp/s heals with lucio
>Meanwhile mercy won the game by actually healing and contributing to the game
>>144971371
Zarya and Widow seriously need some skins.
I wish Torbjorn's level 1 felt more like a mini-sentry and less like a peashooter made of glass.
>>144971371
Her back looks like she got stung by a hundred bees.
>>144970751
fuck off
every time I go godlike with Hanzo and get 65% kill participation and 40+ elims I dont get jack shit cause LOL HANZO NUB
>>144971410
sure smells like blog posts
go to the fucking blizz forums with this garbage
why doesn't blocking damage as D.Va charge her ult or heal her or something?
>People who would rather lose than die
>>144971028
New Wave anything is really good for Tracer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD1VKanLO3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDWlNv5XFFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
>>144970873
>start playing reaper despite the edge
>start getting into the edge
>playing for about two days, not that great
>start saying gg ez too
>suddenly see the light
>there, right there!
>a path, leading straight to behind one...
>no, two
>four!
>SIX THEIR WHOLE TEAM IS RIGHT THERE
>DIE DIE DIIIIIIIE
>get a sextuple kill
>get a fucking team kill as reaper
>can't stop playing reaper now and have become purely edgy in chat ironically unironically
>>144969141
what's your id? Can I add you?
>>144971371
im pretty sure that's not how back muscles work
Also Zarya isn't super cut in the game, she has a pretty standard athletic build she's just a giant also.
>>144971213
>new heroes
We don't need any new heroes they're cool but the existing ones are just fine with a few very glaring exceptions
We need more fucking maps and gamemodes so you can't burn through the whole rotation in like half an hour
>>144971408
That is actually pretty ok. Lucio is great for secondary healing. Probably the best for that job. But for the love of god, why are people playing him as solo/main healer? That´s just not in his powers.
>>144971408
This
90% of Mercy mains are shite, even the ones that have names like "IHealU" and shit
It's embarrassing
>>144971510
It already blocks damage. What more do you need?
Genderbended junkrat when?
>>144970680
thought I'd love but don't play much
>Tracer
>Mercy
thought I'd hate but love and kick ass with
>Reaper
>Roadhog
>McCree
>>144971494
lol you must be one of the scrubs we destroyed
>>144967413
why is her right arm a twig
why is she in front of foliage which is implied to be in front of her
>>144971371
>muscle fetishes that don't bother to learn muscles
rrrreeee learn your fucking kink. This is worse than footfags that don't learn to draw feet.
>>144970208
sleep tight reaper
>Hit E
>Entire is now full health
>>144971573
I need to see dem thighs anon
>play Mercy
>get shit on from esport_kiddy98 for not healing him/being his personal bodyguard
>they always play Pharah
>it happens in every match
Why is the community already such a piece of garbage? Is this game filled with 14-20yo kids? Why should I even play support?
Please tell me it gets better with a higher level...
I love mom and dad
>>144971408
2 supports is breddy gud
At what point should I stop winning with battle torb?
>>144971645
>using the G word like Junkrat is a CIS human
kys
Turning D.Va into a goblin was a mistake
Does grenade hopping as Zarya actually gain you speed?
I feel like it does but I can't tell
>>144971737
>14-20yo kids
Stop.
reinhardt please stop charging to your doom thx
>>144971529
Once you realize how easy it is to flank and fuck up the back line it becomes addicting. I love that the main route always has at least 2 back ways that literally 5% of the current player base knows exists.
>tfw mei wall squishes you between the ceiling and you can't fucking move while she shoots you
Post what you learned from /owg/
>my baseless retarded ship is more valid than your baseless retarded ship
>>144971737
>The one Pharah who ALWAYS runs up and spams "I NEED HEALING" when they're at 150
>While I'm busy trying to heal the critical health tank right the fuck in front of me
You can literally fly go find a healthkit or something holy fuck
>>144971892
that's the canonical way to play him
>new hero comes out
>only way to get them is via loot box or by spending 1500 credits
What could we do if blizzard did this?
>>144971702
>>144971472
Her back looks like she's full of rolled up gym socks
WHY ARE ALL SYMETRAS VICTORY POSES, EMOTES AND POTG INTROS SO SHIT
EXPLORE THE HARDLIGHT ANGLE MORE AND NOT HER THANK YOU COME AGAIN HINDU BULLSHIT
>people think they will just give different ultimates to characters they think are over powered
Get used to it. Games shipped. You will recieve changes to numbers and not much else.
>>144971737
>All of the whiny egotistical cunts from TF2 that thought they were hot shit because they mained Soldier, arguably the most piss-easy and powerful of classes, came over to OW to play Pharah hoping to get pocket Mercys float around in the sky with them.
Soldier mains have always been the fucking worst. Demo mains a close second.
>>144971408
I fucking love playing mercy when there's a lucio on the team
>>144970680
Genji. I'm a weeb desu senpai, but I don't like literally only throwing shurikens all day until ult.
Soldier 76. I thought he was too boring, run of the mill, whatever. But I played him and I really like him DESU
>>144971943
>The 50% is a meme, Blizz matchmaking is just shit
>maining heroes is stupid
>>144971892
>Renihardt sheilding for us
>Suddenly and very randomly charges into 5 members of the enemy team
>Dies near instantly
>>144971079
2 Lucios > 1 mercy > 2 mercies > 1 lucio
I played lucio dittos with a random and we were in sync with our boost healing and ults.
>Let's break it down
>Followed by let's break it down
Enemy team didn't stand a chance.
>>144971529
reaper pickers are the worst, complete garbage 99% of the time
>>144971892
>contesting a payload in OT
>our Reinhardt decides to charge a random enemy jerking off across the map
>>144971965
They won't though
>>144971612
Because some Mercy players are terrible most of the time and don't even know they can also boost dmg.
>>144971483
I mean, that's what you literally deserve
Is there any reason to play Mercy in pubs? I have fun playing her but it seems like Lucio works better with randoms.
>>144971998
Of course, because someone else does your job for you.
>>144971943
That's all shipping. What do you expect from something made up by women and faggots?
I hope future maps have larger "windows" in the attackers spawn area so the opposing teams can emote at each other more clearly in the pre-match period.
>>144970680
Thought I'd hate Mercy since I hate playing supports, but she's fun as fuck
>>144972037
I'm still new and don't understand him yet but yeah that's mesorry
mei is fun
>>144971039
she is viable on attack if she, as a support, has a competent team to back her up.
the slowing effect from her turrets makes defending capture points a nightmare and pretty much shut down all flanking characters if the team is paying attention and capitalizes on the debuff in time. and her teleporter is just as effective in bringing allies back to the front line as the TF2 Engineer's, not sure why I don't see more people try it.
she's just not as useful for actually pushing forward, but she can still chip in there with her alt fire.
>>144971765
I bet their date nights involve doing the laundry without the children screaming and catching up on sleep.
>>144971943
>I can't hit a stationary object
>I can't flank
>I can't accept my winrate
>Reaper and 76 are gay for each other
>Fuck blueberries
>>144971605
WE NEED ANOTHER TANK AND ANOTHER SUPPORT MATE WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?
>>144972114
if it's a close game those revives could really come in handy
>>144972092
okay :^]
>>144971981
I think Symmetra has the coolest concept and the worst execution of any hero in the goddamn game
She can literally build things out of light and she uses that ability to put down carwash turrets and a single teleporter for every ult
>paying $40 for a free to play tier game.
Explain yourselves overwatch fags
What if we had a support that could speed up ults?
>:(
>>144971529
This is how I felt when i started playing tracer after 50 levels. Denying the enemy team their support 75% of the match feels bretty good.
>>144967464
D.Va with catears and a cat themed Mech.
>>144967464
>>144972310
we already have roadhog
>>144972306
It's like I'm really reading /v/!
>>144972037
When it works its great for the push getting that triple kill but when it fails boy how unwise.
>>144972214
Soldier 76 best Grandpa.
>>144972321
damn I can't wait for all the SFM autism to sup from in a year or so
>junker and scavenger skins have the coolest mekas
>d.va won't have that bodysuit tho
>>144972150
Imagine that you can create 2,000 health points of moving payload-pushing cover that your allies can see and shoot straight through but the enemy can't
>>144971993
>not meme mains like Spy and Pyro
>>144971981
>>144972264
Right? Her ult could be way more useful as a support if she could erect a stationary hard-light dome that enemies can't pass through or shoot through for a short period of time or something.
>get good with D.Va before the buff
>buff happens
>become unstoppable
>Every game is becoming 2 winston or 2 lucios
Literally all the people ive avoided are in my team
Fucking blizzard conning people like us
>>144972138
I'm tired of wasting a min jumping around. I don't even know why you need that much time since the game is already setup by then and no one is leaving.
>>144972396
I want a pachimari so bad
>>144972306
explain why you keep shoving bees in your mouth
>>144971765
>>144972214
Their date nights are watching old sitcoms while cuddled up in a snuggie.Jack likes to tease Angela by strumming her clit like a cello string while they watch.
>>144972310
More mercy revives? So you mean a game with no respawns.
>have an 88% winrate on reinhardt
>he is the only hero i ever play
the forced 50 is just a meme, what's your excuse
>occasionally play mercy
>keep everyone topped up, ignore rheins until their shield breaks
>boost whenever there is no heals needed
>often fuck up ults like I do on every char
I'm trying >_> But so often people die one by one with plenty of time apart, so I save my ult. Then a critical char dies, I res, and immediately after 2-3 others die within range.
>>144972502
don't worry you'll go on a lose streak then start carrying with mei again
TEAM
DEATH
MATCH
MODE
WHEN?
>>144972505
Avoiding isn't a guarantee. Filling games takes priority
>>144972430
bad reinhardts charge in randomly
good reinhardts stay back and cover the team
great reinhardts shield the team until they see an opening and smash
>want to play Genji
>ISP decides to fuck me in the ass so I get 300-500ms the entire fucking game
Guess I'm never going to l2Gaijin.
>>144972306
>free to play tier
Sorry, I can't hear you over the lack of cheaters in my game
>>144968234
What does the bot do?
>when you're so good as pharah on KotH that the enemy changes to Soldier76 and just runs around focusing you
It'd be nice if half her health was regen shields. Just to counter-act salty faggots who just sit there waiting for you to jump back up to chip away at you.
Pushing people off of ledges is fun though.
>>144972182
tru
>>144972118
>always heal the most regardless of whether i'm the mercy or the lucio
Nice try though
>>144972720
when you finish your bees
>not giving a fuck
>gave blizzard some of my shekels for 5 lootboxes
>get both variants of the mccree mystery man skin
i need to rightclick harder
>>144972760
>randomly
You charge in when you see you can get a pin on enemy Reinhardt/Mercy/Zarya/whatever or when you know your team will follow with ape so you can charge and hammer down.
>>144972720
It's called King of the Hill, anon.
S-Since when can you get behind the counter in Route 66?
>>144972773
fucking this
>>144972780
Right now it just allows you to assign yourself an EU/NA role and grabs the latest /owg/ thread.
Only started working on it yesterday but I can add new features to it pretty easily now, so when I finally get the permissions from the server owner when he appears it should be golden.
>>144972647
That shit charges so fast with how stupidly aggressive everyone plays you can afford to use it as soon as you see a dead teammate. Full team save isn't going to help that much until the last 30 seconds when everyone starts trying anyways.
I just can't.
Every game is a fight against my own team.
Why are you throwing that ult down in the small health pack below the bridge, Mei? Nobody is down there but a roadhog. What are you doing?
>>144971028
I listen toPlatinum Disco and Renai Circulationwhile playing as D.Va, it just works for some reason. Initial D soundtrack for Tracer.
Also post more Dad-76, retarded teams have made me ragequit for the next few hours.
>>144972841
Ni hao bitch, now get on your knees
>Mercy gets hooked by hog
>save her with defense matrix
>she then proceeds to pocket me
>>144972646
I got my first Mercy PotG.
>>144972910
or you charge in when you've been holding M2 for a whole 10 seconds and get bored/impatient
do you even solo queue?
>>144972895
fuck bees
>>144972720
never, they want to do game modes with objectives.
i think kaplan said they think TDM is boring because it's just regular deathmatch but you're not allowed to kill half the players, and since there's no objective other than killing, players only become concerned with their own kill count and have no motivation for working together as a team
>>144972996
Holy shit fucking spoiler that slimy Turk
>>144972956
Play for KDR instead of wins unless youre playing with a premade. Youll thank me later.
>>144972810
General rule of thumb, if it's Ilios, I play 76. I know for a fact there will be a fucking Pharah trying to get sikk dank ass concussion kills, and knows the points are so poorly designed in this game that rocket spam is too good to pass up.
>>144972992
I never heard a person be so single before, kudos
>>144973013
>imp
>double mercy
>>144971472
>>144972559
>>144972895
Stop this right now
Is there a cap on loot boxes obtained from levels?
>>144967464
Witch and/or Nurse Mercy
A Chinese dress or a silly Christmas sweater for Mei.
Bancho Roadhog
IT KEEPS ON HAPPENING (second lootbox with 2X legendaries)
>>144972054
Pretty sure multiple healing boosts from Lucio don't stack, but having one on constant speed boost seems like a viable plan.
>>144970680
>Mc Cree
Meh, kinda boring and if I could only aim better.
>Winston
It's just fun to leap in and out of the fight.
>tfw have to mute chat to avoid hatemail while playing Bastion
>>144972720
Fuck that when's a mode where the hill moves or the point isn't an enclosed killbox? sitting on one spot for 8 minutes while we ult dump each other is getting silly
>>144973149
>Best Tracer skin
noice
>>144972054
so how bad are shields getting nerfed?
>>144973013
That skin is such shit, Viking Mercy qt asf
>>144973126
No
>>144973149
Fuck you
>D.Va gets buffed.
>You'll have retarded teammates who begin to play as her so you'll have to switch or lose the game.
What do you think of this game mode?
It's like payload, but both teams must capture it like assault. And the payload is always moving.
>>144971408
And then they switch out of Mercy and into Hanzo.
>>144971645
>>144973192
Zone control would be neat, maybe have three cap points that are simultaneously accessible and teams earn points by holding them. First team to X points wins the match.
>>144973189
>having chat on at all
>>144969098
The higher level people you play with, the more of them you will see. Even the casuals are starting to figure it out.
>>144973262
dva is almost as good as roadhog for farming resses, i'm okay with that.
>roadhog oversexualized
>exposed nipples on legendary
>meanwhile mei is fully clothed
>Srike Commander Morrison is insane beauty standard force onto male players
>meanwhile female cast dont expose anything
>skintight clothing as bullshit excuse
blizzard is controlled by SJWs and you guys buy into it, holyshit
>>144973247
When and where bb ;)
>>144973285
you mean something like Warpath in nu-Doom
>>144973097
but its always the right map to play soldier
how do you check your w/l ratio and k/d ratio? I'm retarded and not seeing it in my career profile.
Has anyone got that picture of the neckbeard with the anime figure collection playing Overwatch?
Because that's all devil/imp Mercy players
>stomp the shit out of last night's games
>8 of 10 games today have a 'it's my first time on (insert_faggot_offense_hero_here), relax'
THE CONSTANT IS ME THE CONSTANT IS ME THE CONSTANT IS ME
>>144973192
>the hill moves or the point isn't an enclosed killbox
OH FUCK YES
>>144973149
Nice, I also got that same Tracer skin yesterday
It's the best one IMO, although I wish she had glasses instead of the helmet (Slipstream pilot glasses except orange tinted would look sick)
>>144973212
lucio's ult is good but it's not really nerf-worthy
worst case scenario is maybe they change the drain from 83 ps to 100
>>144970208
sleep tight reaper
>>144968113
As a real life lesbian, you guys are retarded if you think the overwatch women are lesbians. Like you have no gaydar at all. But you are young boys so I guess that's a given. So let me teach you.
Mercy is as straight as they get at her age. She is like a single mom type woman in her 30s who is looking for a man to support her and her child. Her ideal man is like Reinhardt or maybe Soldier 76 if she's looking to get beaten up every now and then when he comes home drunk. In about 10 years she'll go to a massage parlor where she will get a "happy ending" performed on her by a younger thai woman and she will realize women are an option for her, but by then she's already too old to hang out with hot young dykes.
Tracer is straight. She's the kind who's into guys like Reaper and Lucio and just wants to be with boys for fun but isn't really looking to get tied down by a long term relationship. If a girl was hitting on her she'd think they were just goofing around.
Symmetra is straight. She's the kind of woman who will want to be treated like a princess by her man and enjoys beta orbiters and uses them until she gets bored of them.
At first glance you might think Pharah is a lesbian, however this isn't true. Despite her slightly masculine appearance and mannerisms, she is straight and wants to ride the dick. She is a little bit dominant in the bedroom.
Mei is mentally disabled and at the level of a 12 year old so sex to her is a distant subject. When she grows up mentally she's probably going to be a chubby girl who's gonna end up becoming the fat white bitch of a black man.
Zarya is a full on butch dyke. She enjoys turning "bi" girls into 100% lesbians by fingerbanging their holes with her fat russian fingers.
Widowmaker is what you would call a "bisexual". She enjoys the dick but sometimes fools around with women. She is insecure about a whole lot of things which is why she flaunts her sexuality about and wants that to be the thing she is recognized for
>widowmaker winrate down to 60%
considering suicide lads
>>144973404
fuck off /lolg/
>>144973192
>wanting the point to be out in the open
>wanting 6 widows vs 6 widows games
bruh
>>144973375
what the fuck are you talking about anon
they replaced tracer booty with a literal WWII pinup pose
can''t wake up
>>144972502
I told you about the meta cancer, fammie. Spam the shit out of ranked when it comes out before the average player catchs on it.
>>144973205
>Best Tracer skin
But everyone owns vanilla skin.
>>144973309
>the peg leg isn't a highheel
fucking SJWs >:(
>>144973418
>the point isn't an enclosed killbox
Cant have that. It always has to favour retards.
>>144973381
>hellscape
>level 13
>you have 6 boxes
>Watchpoint Jabroni
>Team getting steamrolled out of the hangar
>Bastion time
>Enemy who picked McCree from the start: "Haha he picks Bastion the thirst is real"
>Goes dead silent when I get two triples with my ult
>Win game
>He already left
I shouldn't enjoy making people upset, but I do.
>I need healing!
>I need healing!
>I need healing!
Literally what is the point of this? Supports can see your health and when they can, they will heal you.
Where is Traceranon?
>>144973485
>As a real life lesbian
i met a real life lesbian once
turned out he was a male to female trans attracted to women
>>144973582
No they can't. They're busy healing a Reinhardt at full life and his shield up.
Roadhog's hook can grab teammates but without the stunned part
>>144973485
jesus where'd you find this pasta?
FORCED
FIFTY
PERCENT
WINRATE
>>144973285
I believe warcraft 3 had a mission like this right?
TF2 also had payload race
>>144973485
D.Va is a "gamer girl" which means she enjoys telling sweaty nerds that she is bisexual, but in reality she only loves the dick. She's never been with a woman and could never be with a woman due to her massive attraction to the dicks of alpha boys who only fuck her because she's cute. She has trouble connecting with anyone because she's not attracted to the boys who are into the same stuff as her (video games) and the boys she IS attracted to, have nothing in common with her.
>>144973586
Kill yourself
This is the kind of cancer shit that ruins generals
>always on defense
fucking kill me
>>144973375
>>meanwhile female cast dont expose anything
widowmaker is MADE of sideboob m8
>>144973381
Will we ever get a non-shit Zarya skin? That's probably the best one
Although I suppose the beret army look is more fitting for Pharah's mom, if she ever get's added
>>144973539
genji only works against certain team comps or bad players
>>144973349
better since dva doesnt have magical free kills button
>>144973485
>Mei is mentally disabled
>>144973485
Why do you have a keyboard in your kitchen?
>>144973582
healers will often tunnel vision so you need to wake them up
>>144973485
Remove yourself.
>>144973582
it's to annoy your support when they die and have to walk back to the battle. alternatively it's for spamming as widowmaker sitting on a ledge mercy can't jump to, or spamming as tracer/reaper when behind enemy lines.
>>144973650
You know all those maps where Roadhogs do nothing but try to hook enemies into pits?
>>144973247
all the non-recolor Mercy skins are complete trash. Same goes forTracer
>>144973626
Is it so hard for you to say "she"?
>>144973690
>Will we ever get a non-shit Zarya skin?
Only if it will be a genderbent skin.
>>144973626
that's a transbian aka the niggers of the LGBT
they're even forced into their own containment general on /lgbt/ where everyone else is pretty well tolerated by everyone else
>>144968229
This is a blizzard game, nobody is going to get banned for what you type into chat box.
>>144971028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mplzxKc-jjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62_zUKUwEeM
>>144973896
you'll get muted for 72 hours instead.
>>144973664
>>144973701
>>144973713
>>144973739
Sometimes, the truth hurts.
Glad to have given you this important life lesson.
>hanimura defense
>guy instalocks hanzo
>pick hanzo anyway
>3 more people pick hanzo
>>144973462
shields seem pretty op to me, reinhardts shield is broken and lucio ulti
>>144973582
Yea, no. Supports are just as retarded as everyone else.
Just took the point, enemy team mostly dead and scattered, walk up to the Mercy while I'm at 10% health and she just waits around, dmg buffing the Reinhardt for some reason.
>>144973991
Glad to give you a (You)
>>144973514
Never claimed that would just be nice for some variety. Only point that isn't just a box with 3 flanks is the open one in Volskaya and you still have to push thru an arch
do u think reaper would listen to shoegaze with me and cuddle
>>144973375
>doesn't mention the fact every skin tones down the T&A
easy bait add that to the copy pasta next time
>>144969098
Because she's not easy and you can't be as balls-out aggressive as you think you can because shield lasts for exactly a blink of an eye
>>144974009
>not playing solely Bastion on defense
>not basking in the light of BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>144972438
can confirm, was pyro main
jaded from legions of retards who couldn't spycheck for themselves and blamed me for their deaths
>>144973851
He wasn't a she though, he was a tranny
Will the Overwatch fanbase become as bad as Undertale?
Will we see these characters fetishized in even more extreme scenarios such as scat/vore?
>>144970579
I tried
How do these people maintain these winrates? Like especially #1 and #2. I checked both their streams and doesn't look like they're hacking. Never heard of them before either, any of them CS/TF2/Quake pros?
>>144971028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plAr3adKbyc
>>144973485
I regret making this pasta
>>144973882
What's bad about tolerance?
>>144971960
>Pharah missing 10% health
>Roadhog almost dead and actively taking fire
>heal Roadhog
>Pharah gets sniped while she's flying around
>REEEEEE FUCKING MERCY HEAL SOMEONE BESIDES THE TANK
>>144974225
all western art is vore, anon. just look at sadpanda.
ITS THE 15TH EPISODE IN A ROW OF
3 GRAYS AND A BLUE
>>144974029
>>144973582
I love it when people spam
>I need healing!
and type "heals?" in chat when I'm dead, because I'm being focused and they aren't killing anything.
>>144973485
Women and faggots on tumblr think everyone is gay not us
Huh, didn't notice this until just now.
>teddykiller_92
>plays reaper
I wish I could deactivate seeing usernames or something.
>>144974227
>oh man I bet this is gonna be great
>second line
>"toons"
closed image, reported post, cleared browser cache, uninstalled Overwatch
>>144974195
t b h i just pick hanzo at all times everywhere
>>144972230
support yes
tank debatable
>stay in same game que for an hour
>enemy player rotates through mccree, roadhaog, widowmaker
why do players like this exist
>>144973539
>>144973694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPOuldGZXoQ
>>144974241
Here's a step by step guide
1. git gud
2. don't lose
I think forced 50 might be real, boys.
Winrate has fallen over 3% in one day, keep getting put onto teams with no tanks, 2 hanzos and a zenyatta support
When I play against a Torbjorn or Bastion, my team repeatedly rams their faces into the same chokepoint over and over without targeting the turrets.
When I play Bastion or Torbjorn, the enemy team swiftly and methodically dismantles my turret before focusing on the rest of my team.
>>144973694
When i try to play him, that's what it feels like (not the bad players, though), but part of me wants to say i nid to git gud.
It seems though that he is more dependent on competent teammates more than anything. With Tracer i can do some ok work even with garbage teammates and against ok enemies, but on that scenario if i was Genji i't be literally a 5v6.
Is Pharah black
>>144974227
not great lad
>>144974295
transbians are intolerable and living caricatures, they're considered on the same level as bugchasers
if one of them was a victim of a hate crime everyone would be like "good"
>>144974241
i think ive heard of snowblind before. They're probably coddled by a group of 6
>>144974370
>debatable
My word is law m8, we also need a digging hero
>>144974225
>undertale
come again?
it will turn into league because all the shitters will be in ranked
>>144974393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPnrIU25bXA
>see update for overwatch
>it finishes downloading
>"overwatch now playable" pops up
>open the game, join a match
>lucio is still in the game
why do blizzard keep lying?
>>144973626
>>144973485
I've slept with two self-proclaimed "lesbians" so this sounds about right
>>144973582
Eh it helps sometimes, but what really makes me mad is when people sperg after their spamming that you didn't heal them. Like they can't possibly believe I was doing something more important
>>144974351
they look cartoon as fuck mate
>>144974425
>a zenyatta support
You do realize this is the best support you could have?
>>144967512
I agree with you simply for the beast wars gif
>>144974393
guess what, everyone is good if you have a mercy attached to your dick constantly healing and damage boosting you
>>144974575
im going to rape your butthole
>>144974386
Yeah man, only elite qt D.Va mains like you should be allowed in.
>>144974575
It's World of Warcraft slang. Has nothing to do with cartoons.
>>144970680
Pharah, Reaper
Pharah because she's not viable in a world with Widowmaker.
Reaper because he's made obsolete by McCree and isn't good when every team has 1-2 McCrees
HOW TO FIX PAYLOAD:
LOWER THE FUCKING TIME GAINED FROM EACH POINT HOLY SHIT I DON'T WANT TO DEFEND THE LAST POINT FOR 8 MINUTES EVEN THOUGH THEY GOT THE FIRST POINT DURING OVERTIME
>>144973568
>torb turrets on moving platforms in volk
>Enemy team literally cannot handle it
>They are raging calling us literal memers
>phara finally takes out a turret with full team support
>The next platform has our bastion on it
Must have been a group of friends because 4 of them left right then. We wouldnt have even gotten a bastion on if they werent being cry babies.
>>144974664
No it isn't anyone who uses toon on WoW is a casual idiot who has no place in the game, I used it because that is basically bastion
>>144974673
>that checkpoint in gibralter where it's literally 10 feet from one to another
>enemy team gets their shit pushed in on King's Row
>3 Bastions at last point
>They still lose
Fuck off with your cheesy shit.
>>144974734
>>144974664
are we about to have another pointless semantics discussion again
>toon
>>144974682
>enemy team complaining about offensive bastion on payload
>when we defend we go full mercy, bastion, reinhardt memes and they don't even cap the first point
tell me more about your weaknesses, senpai.
>>144974734
>I started playing wow in wotlk
get out
>>144974530
he is the only support you can carry shitters in soloque
so who is ur favorte toon /lolgen?/ mine is raeper
>>144974782
Used to be that one of those points didn't exist, but was added because it was way too easy to defend as the cart was in that little under-bridge looking area, I believe.
>>144974825
>never played wow
ok I have no fucking idea what is going on someone please help
I move slow as fuck, animations are slow, shooting is slow, reloading is slow
i recorded it to give an idea, but the recording here shows that nothing is really wrong despite the poor quality
this is not how fast things are going for me in game, it is 50% slower at least
when i shoot while reloading and moving, I can see the bullets fire from the space above where i just was
this only started happening today, I have not changed a thing
This game is so fucking infuriating, holy shit.
I've never been so mad at a video game in my life.
>>144973991
I didnt even read the OP you dumb dyke.
>>144974583
yeah in bizzaro world maybe
>>144971028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR30knJs4Xk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogOKZV-JIMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
Probably everything else by AC/DC
>>144974682
>The next platform has our bastion on it
Holy shit that's fucking hilarious I'm trying that next time I play Volskaya
>>144974825
>champ
This actually triggers me, though not just because it's from league but it sounds fucking retarded like "cheevo"
>>144974828
>>144974898
>playing wow
>ever
This explains a lot, nobody here actually plays shooters, they just play casual ability fests
>>144969418
>Metal Peach
Why that reaction?
>>144974905
actually nvm it does look slow in this conversion
idk what the fuck is going on
>>144974905
update drivers
reboot computer
>>144974905
Are other games ok?
>>144974956
You're dumber than I thought.
Why is Zenyatta so fun to play?
>mfw the first new character is confirmed to be another sniper
>>144975037
>I missed out on a life defining video game and can't share the memories with others so I'm getting angry on an imageboard
McCree seems dangerously overrated to me. Sure he can be good with his cuntcussion stuff but just 6 shots, reload timer that takes forever, very touchy ultimate that can fizzle if you use it too early, don't think its OP at all tbqh.
>>144974905
post your graphics setteings
>>144975142
most satisfying left click in the game
>>144971510
More importantly why can you destroy Dva's mech while she's summoning it before she even regains control?
>>144974227
>Rip-tyre kills your own team
Yeah, no. Nice that you tried, tho.
>>144973485
>pulling out a pasta just for literally 5 """""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""" who will relentlessly ship anything with the same genitals
>>144975205
Because Blizzard is retarded and didn't factor in her giant fucking critbox at all.
>>144974583
Zen works best on teams where people are coordinated and know how to clear the way for him. Then his focused heal goes to whomever comes back from the front, and the debuff goes to whomever got through the line to help polish them off. Plus sick headshot damage from the back row if things get real tight
>>144975167
Sounds like you don't have much experience in the game.
>enemy catches first point
>+8 minutes
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE LEAVE GAMES BLIZZARD
>>144974241
I'd imagine they all have well coordinated teams.
Zenyatta's reload is so fucking satisfying.
>>144975072
apparently not
i just tried witcher 3 and same thing, slow motion
Things that make you leave a game instantly
>Symmetra that doesn't use shields
>>144974425
>0 days since /owg/ understood MMR
>>144975287
those 5 people are the worst though
>>144975145
it's a support you fagott
>>144975287
>pasta
I wrote it you fagot find me anotherp lace where it was posted before if you can pro tip you can't so get fucked nerd
I am a girl gamer and proud of it and I wrote this text and I am proud of it get fucked on nerd.
>>144975336
you need an MRAM patch
>>144975354
payload maps
How in the living fuck am I suposed to ever hit a decent tracer
>>144971510
it makes her invincible, what more do you want?
she can use it while boosting, thats an insane combo, just imagine if she could shoot too without the speed penalty
I have just played agianst a person who 'mains' tracer (24 hours on her, 2 on mercy), and he was the most autistic person i ever had the pleasure of chatting with in this game.
Is this common?
>People saying nerf the time gained at checkpoints in Payload
>When defending is the easy part
>When you can cheese them with whatever scumbag team comp you want and contest them pushing with ease
>>144975371
It's a garbage MMR to be honest.
Shitters should play with shitters against shitters.
Decent players should play with decent players against decent players.
They don't.
hey owg, is it better to hold left click on McCree or nah?
NEW GAME MODE
"UNCLE MORRISON WANTS YOU"
76 ONLY
>>144974457
depends if you consider everyone from Africa 'black' most don't count the middle eastern nations unless you look like charcoal
>>144975463
>defending is easy
>literally one zarya combo ult and attack wins
ok
>>144975354
Widowmaker and Hanzo in one team
2 Genjis on attack
Everyone blames the healer despite being nowhere near them
im a girl btw im also a lesbian and all overwatch girls are lesbians also ama
>>144975205
Jesus this artstyle is horrendous
>mfw faggot autolocks Zen and then bitches about how there's no other healer on the team
>>144975504
always fan. it's stupidly accurate.
>>144975380
A support holding a sniper
They'll be a support in the same way the fucking symmetra is, not at all
>>144975504
>pressing left click on cowboy ever
>>144974078
fucking barafags
go back to sexualizing literal subhuman animals on /lolg/
>>144975380(You) are probably not even the "lesbian"
>>144975390
i don't know what that is
Can you not get multiple highlights per match?
I had a great scene where I deflected Hanzos ult which got a double kill then killed someone else with swift strike but all that's showing up is the POTG I got which was a generic Genji ult
Jeff Kaplan: players complaining about 20 tick are confusing it with latency
*cntrl + shift + r's after getting warped back after blinking/recall not going off to see it didn't even happen in killcam*
hehe latency
yeah 18 ms
hehe
>>144975429
Mainfags tend to have some form of mental disorder in any case. Confronting them with the idea of countering and explaining why they keep dying to their counter cause they won't switch leads to them sperging out and blaming Blizzard or their team
>>144975153
>life defining video game
>WoW
>not Ultima Online
Lmao, bet you're also a Ragnarocuck.
>>144971629
Rein gets charge from shield and so do other shield/deflect abilities
>>144975145
Support sniper apparently. Which could be interesting.
>>144975145
>confirmed
post source
>>144975621
FAVOR
THE
SHOOTER
>>144975578
>>144975587
>how to tell someone is low mmr
Looking for members, second point of Hanamura.
>>144975539
>You can't do the same thing to them
Your problem
>>144975142
because he is the under dog of all time. Getting a potg with him is so satisfying because you literally have to be fucking good to be effective and everyone gives you legendary commend on it. Best streak I had on him wast 13, 21 elims, 8k+healing. No one expects the balls of steel.
>>144975153
I had a life defining video game, it was called Tribes. It involved aiming at people and shooting them, not roleplaying yiffy worgens.
>>144975491
based on their stats they do. Gaming metadata isn't to the level where it can keep pocket merceys in the shitter backet while leet players like us ascend.
>>144975795
>how to tell someone eats bees
>>144970829
>>144975621
The shooter's latency anon.
The game favors shooter. So if your latency is low and they're pinging 300, they will kill you on their screen before you use your defensive thing, which means you died as far as the game is concerned.
Isn't it fun.
>>144975641
UO was shit. So was EQ. Wow is the only true old age mmo
>>144975790
Dirty Bomb did the same. I remember topping the scoreboard with Kira while playing with 320 ping.
>>144975568
>pick Reinhardt
>someone picks Zenyatta
>no one else picks a real healer
>switch off to Hanzo/Widow
I'll only tank when there's a Lucio or Mercy on the team
Reminder that lesbians aren't even real.
I've literally never met a "lesbian" who didn't have sex with men at certain points.
>>144975795
I can't even escape Ai in /owg/
>>144975847
tribes was great, also original planetside
I miss those days
>>144975594
ive never played lol in my life but i like some of the guys
>>144975846
>Get POTG for dropping Tracer, Reaper and Junkrat with headshots
>Somehow the power of the iris takes over and I lead the shot just right so it hits Tracer right as she fucking comes out of her blink
>"holy shit that was dirty"
Is any character more fun to do well with?
>someone steps in your mine/trap combo
>set it off from across the map
>ELIMINATED ______ 100
>>144975854
Based on what stats.
I had to avoid a windowlicker main with like 15-20% accuracy lately, and this is in the bracket where you actually fight competent teams and people do in fact pick supports and tanks for example and combo ults.
So either I am in a shitter bracket, which means I shouldn't be playing against teams that coordinate, or I am in some mediocre/decent bracket which means that faggot has no place there.
>>144975921
>being a pussy
nah
if anything rein + zen is the better combo, keeps zen safe and he pretty much healsluts only you.
>>144971312
>>144971332
>>144971516
>>144972986
>>144973910
>>144974242
>>144975017
Cheers anons, appreciate the contributions. Added what I could. Will probably do more eventually, maybe McCree or Junkrat next, maybe a couple threads down the line tho. Still, thanks all the same.
https://play.spotify.com/user/genexican/playlist/0ps9vhrnoHqm0XuihqDTsV
>>144971645
>>144975921
I don't think I've ever played with a good Zenyatta. A lot of them seem to think he's an attacking class or they stay too far away to do anything meaningful.
Mercy is a better healer, Lucio is better for doing damage.
>>144974227
>toons
Stopped reading there.
>>144975974
Hah, right
My girlfriend and her girlfriend let me watch but not join when they have sex sometimes when I'm not babysitting her kids from a previous fling
Holy shit i think im a casual
>doing really well carrying the team
>having a blast
>suddenly do absolute shit and go on a losing streak
>unable to do anything ''''right''' even though i know im doing wrong
Being a casual baddie is such a weird feel what the fuck?
i hate widow
i hate 150 dmg bodyshots
i hate the stupid grapple
i hate wallhacks and dying to prefire scatter/headshot/mccree stun/everything around the corner
i fucking hate snipers in every game and she's easily the most cancerous shit in this
such a shame and a waste of design
>>144975871
If it was the other way around you could shoot someone in the face and have them walk away perfectly fine.
>>144975921
>pick one of the only heroes that makes zen viable
>switch off when zen is picked
how's that mmr senpai
>>144975974
And gay guys who have had sex with women are? It's a common experience that lets you know if you're gay or not.
>>144976096
it's called a slump anon
everyone has good and bad days
>>144975821
you can but you have to continue to do so for 8 minutes, they have to do it ONCE
>>144975167
>McCree
>don't think its OP at all
The problem is he is no fun to fight being there is no fight. Every other hero you can at least battle. Maybe you lose but there is always a chance, it's interesting game play.
McCree? You either are either a range dealing DPS hero where he is zero threat or he randomly flash bang + fans you to death in a few seconds. Zero fight of any nature.
It's boring. Plus watching shitters play McCree and kill everyone from mega tanks down to tracer using the same BS move over over just shows how broken he is right now.
>shitter mccree
>send junkrat tire at him
>he tries to flash it
>shitter can't fathom not flashing before shooting something
>>144976070
>lucio deals better damage than zenyatta
This is unarguably false.
>>144975921
>Not keeping Zenyatta safe behind your shield while he melts people with Orb of Discord and puts Harmony orb on you
????
>>144976094t o o n
Anyone have that chart showing pickrates for heroes in each gamemode?
>Playing Reinhardt
>Enemy team has a Bastion that no one kills
>Ask Widowmaker to snipe it because fucking hell
>He continuously fails to and just keeps killing a Genji
>Later, have my ult ready at a chokepoint
>Have almost the entire enemy team lined up
>Let it loose
>Literally as I bring the hammer down Mei ice walls, stopping it from hitting them
>Roadhog was also just using his ult, half of which was wasted because of the fucking wall
>We go on to lose
Are these tryhard twitchfags or something? I swear to christ that mercy was up her asshole the whole match tryharding the fuck out of the entire thing
>when you go to base as zero suit D.va it doesn't give you your mech
>have to switch heroes to get the mech back
for what purpose?
just charge up my ulti so i can get my fucking mech back.
>>144976161
I'm at the MMR where people know to focus fire the Reinhardt shield, so I'd rather have a healer that can heal people fast when the shield is down than some useless DPS that has no health. Zenyatta is fine with another support, he is not fine by himself.
>>144976307
>>144975790
>>144975871
>3rd worlders who scrounged up $40 from molesting kids on the playground playing a game on shit ping get to ruin my experience
>Kaplan's response to 20 tick is "Just play custom games with high bandwidth mode barely no one uses this feature :DD" in which you can't even search for lobbies and there isn't a high pop inhouse league like ixdl for dota or faceit for csgo since the game is 2 weeks old
>>144976132
There is literally no problem with this. If you're lagging then you deserve to be the one getting fucked
>>144976310
Pharah and Mercy is a good gameplay combo
>>144976018
>Faggots making Junkrat into some sly suave hero character
He's batshit and ugly
don't ruin his good features
>>144975921
fucking smugposters are the worst
>>144976223
I phrased it wrongly, Lucio is more balanced. If you want to play as a healer that focuses on healing, play as Mercy. If you want to play as a healer that focusses on offence, play as Lucio.
>>144975921
This is one of the dumbest thing I have read for quite some time.
The retarded picture is the icing on the cake.
>>144975621
what do all the different things mean in the read out?
>FPS = Framers per second
>TMP = Temp
>PNG = Ping
>RTT = ?
>IND = ?
>>144976018
this is the worst junkrat art i've ever seen
>>144976310
Pharahs frequently have pocket Mercys
>>144976396
If it was favor the person being shot then if they were lagging they would be invincible. That's so much worse.
>>144976307
>>144975167
no offense famalam but it sounds like you're not very good
unkillable at close range (tracer/reaper/tanks), does competitive damage at mid range, has a stun, and a zoning ult
if you think mccree is overrated you probably can't land his left clicks
>>144975921
on top of that, no one picks supports in the first place, so if you want to make a balanced comp you are forced to pick lucio or mercy every game while attack classes and tanks have much more diversity fuck this game
>>144976206
then don't let him get in close, you scrub
>lock into an offensive hero
>nobody else picks a support
>switch to mercy because I'm not an asshole
>do amazingly because mercy is easy shit
>get friend requests from faggots who think I'm going to healsut for them
hell no, fuck off.
>>144976026
Most winning /losing and location. Then other stats like streaks, time to victory, etc. I believe it was posted on Battlenet the general stats used
>>144975921
>Hide behind rein
>I am a one man turret and bastion destroyer
>Even molten core and tank ults
>All while healing, even people in places no other healer can reach
You are the people that perpetuate the one-man-army tactic casuals love. Be a team player.
servers ded
>>144976307
I still don't understand what the fuck they were thinking when they came up with mei's wall ability, it's so easy to fuck your own team over with it
>teammate instalocks bastion on attack
>go mei and spend all game building walls in front of his turret form
>>144976206
>be a real man
>play soldier
>see retard mcbrainless coming for you
>he sees that you see him and just starts walking backwards trying to get away while jumping like a dumbass
>never fires a single left click
>just dies while walking backwards
every mccree every time
Level 87
NO SLEEP TIL 100
why did they make lucio a nigger, i literally cant play him like that. but he's the best support
>>144976310
>pocket healing
The actions of a shitty Mercy.
>When the good Widow is finally on YOUR team for once
What Turrets? What snipers?
>>144976671 (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
>>144976671
>letting skin colour prevent you from playing some hero in a video game you paid for
(You)
Im done. Im so done. Im actually done with this game there is no reason to keep going when youre in the absolute dumper MMR everyone is either a FUCKING ragequitting piece of shit or edgy 12 year old that doesnt shut the fuck up or some dumbass that has the most cancer picks like holy shit fuck this MMR fuck fuck fuck holy FUCKsee u guys tomrrow
>>144976559
>get headshot for 140 damage instead
ebin "countering" anon
>>144976626
>climb out of meme mmr
>see mcsimple coming at you
>get shot 2/3 times and die
if blizzard balances for you retards this game will be dead within the month
>>144974241
The maintain it by leaving a game right as they lose, as it doesn't count for a loss on the stats
>>144976651
what happens at lvl 100?
>>144976671
I don't care that Token's black. But he's just generic black music guy, get it, because the blacks have rhythm.
Post things that makes you salty, i'll start
>When i play really well but i don't get POTG
>When i get killed by the enemy team using my hero
>Mcree because no matter how mlg tier 360noscope gud you are you still die from flashbang hammer
>>144976681
>not figuring out who on your team is worth healing from watching the first minute of gameplay
stay pleb
>>144976727
>widow on the cap point sniping niggas from the ground while the rest of the team comes back
>she caps the point
It's an interesting experience.
>>144976310
Pharah will literally tell Mercy "See you in the air"
>>144970680
>Post the hero you thought you'd love but ended up not playing much
All of them. I didn't like the idea of the game to begin with.
>Post the hero you thought you'd hate but ended up being one of your favorites
Mercy because LOL HEALZ ONLY
Mei because LOL TUMBLR PANDERING
Junkrat because just look at him.
Now I'm Mercy/Junkrat main.
>>144976795
>being so bad you can't counter mccree
>>144976359
How about you earn your mech back if it isn't charging fast enough, shitter
How long a break should I take if I currently can't handle more than 10 games a day without getting incredibly angry at people.
>>144976671
But he's a cool Jet Set Radio nigga
Anyone else timing out or is something fucked on my end?
>>144976795
>he thinks I'm not in the top 1% of MMR
why do you think I keep seeing the same 50-100 people every time I play
>>144968895
She would be fucking fine if they fixed the nose and the horse face.
I get it, she is fucking Indian, but Indians aren't fucking jews.
>>144973485
Thank you
>>144976812
McRee players
>>144976932
Im trying to figure this out myself. So far im too addicted to even stop playing for more than 1 day
>>144976727
Even this fat ugly fuck has his gay lover that eats his ass and you have nothing, How does this makes you feel?
>>144970680
>Post the hero you thought you'd love but ended up not playing much
Mcree
>Post the hero you thought you'd hate but ended up being one of your favorites
Zenyatta
also Zarya
also Mei
>>144976947
I'm having problems as well
>>144976812
People saying salty. Leave.
>>144976954
Because you're in the shitter MMR where you belong.
>>144976890
Counter with what, exactly mr smarmy faggot animeposter
>>144976671
They made him a nigger AND a 5'3'' turbo manlet.
>mfw even the Asian men chars are taller than him
>>144977032
Just legitimizes the reality of how much autism is a disability, even high functioning autism.
>>144976056
Anyone interested in a Deezer version?
>>144976959
>worst girl gets best legs
IT'S NOT FAIR BREHS
>>144976890
you counter mcretard with a better mcretard of your own
relying on your enemy to miss shots is not the proper way to play
>>144976954
because you're too shit to climb :^)
>>144976671
>Previous thread
>These characters are too white
>This thread
>These characters aren't white
Funny how the same dumb shit comes in different flavors
>>144977032
doesn't make me feel anything considering i have a boyfriend who will do the same
>tfw your own music doesnt sync with Lucio's gun
>>144976932
buy another OW account and smash on shitters
>>144976959
I like that Symmetra has the face she has. It gives her much morepersonality
>>144975993
why would you want to
>triple leg.
Should I buy a lotto ticket?
>>144977119
>"I'm not an autist, I'm a high-functioning autist."
>>144970680
Zenyatta
McCree, Zarya, Soldier 76, Lucio
>>144977169
That sounds gay
>>144976467
from the OW connection diagnostic page:
RTT: Round Trip Time. This is a smoothed estimate of the time it takes to receive a response from the server after you make a command in the game.
IND: Interpolation Delay. To make sure other players' movements and actions appear smooth on your screen, there is a small buffer of time between when your client gets information from the server, and when it's shown to you in the game. This is normally around 50-60ms for normal games.
>>144977026
I just want to have fun again, and as it is now by the time I actually land a streak of actually fun games I'm too mad to even appreciate it.
It's like I have to crawl through ~20 shitshow games before I finally get placed in a good MMR spot, EVERY FUCKING DAY.
>>144977182
>tfw lucio's faggot gun doesn't stream music from your foobar
Are people literally buying more accounts just to play shitters? Is this for real?
>>144977101
>>144977154
as a smarmy faggot animeposter and mccree player, the following heroes force me to change:
>Widowmaker
>literally any tank
>Reaper
>>144970680
None, I like all the ones I knew I'd like
Zayra, Winston, Lucio
>>144970208
sleep tight reaper
>>144977337
>McREE
>having issues with tanks or Reaper
kys.
Has D.va been buffed already? everyone's picking her suddenly
>>144977283
no you might get struck by lightning on your way there.
How bad are my tastes?
>>144976806
You get a star under your profile, also your next 22 loot boxes come fast, the same rate as level 1-22
Also your virginity is restored
>>144977127
and that booty is banging too. Underrated.
>>144976681
this
>>144977295
well, it is
>>144973013
>imp mercy
>double mercy
>literally only using the peashooter as mercy
>name is basically milhouse
kys fagoot
>tryhard reinhardt
I always thought all reinhardts were chill dudes that also loved David Hasselhoff
>>144977337
8 4 0 D A M A G E
>>144977302
same. i have avoided more than 100 people so far, and every day i add at least 10 more because of this idiotic adjustment time it takes to get to good games.
>name is Symmetra
>design is asymmetrical
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>144977553
The only chill Reinhardt is the one you premade with. The random ones that play tend to adopt this leader role and micromanage people.
>>144976671
>i literally cant play him like that
by the 1k DJ Frog skins and solve the problem.
>>144977252
Her retirement makes me cry everytime
>>144977553
>not being tryhard while being reinhardt
You have to be a leader when playing him and try to get your teammates to group up or your team will be shit.
>>144977083
>>144977154
funny, i didn't know cypher from anox was also in the bottom 1% mm
maybe you should realize how retardedly broken your brainless hero is that even the most retarded idiots can play him you wouldn't look like such giant faggots :^)
>>144976671
Problem solved
its also his best skin
Reaper is too good in KoTH and bad in everything else.
>>144977590
>get 6 great, close games with the same people
>win some, lose some, have fun, commend each other and talk a lot
>booted to main menu
>back to shit games
>get friend requests from all 11 of them
>stack sometimes and have fun
>Soldier/Mercy is starting to get more fan art than Pharah/Mercy
Eat shit Yuri shippers.
>>144970680
I thought I'd play a lot of symmetra but now not so much, though I did get her vishkar skin which is nice
I didn't think I'd play D.va or Reaper but I ended up doing pretty well with both
Rate my Play of the Game with Hanzo bitches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83BDgHdcDVE
>>144977692
unlocking this at an early level so i don't have to see dark skin feels good
>>144977621
No, the random ones are the spaztic fucktards that will flip their shields left right center and suddenly drop it and just generally be completely fucking useless as a shield.
t. someone actually trying to stay behind the rectangle (never again)
>>144977482
No.
But I guess people just like her staying power and her ability to push and disrupt battle as well as distract.
Her ultimate is also great for dispersing and can be thrown over high walls to take people off guard.
>>144977553
>tryhard
The point of the game is to win.
Why are you even playing?
>>144977697
I like playing him on Hollywood for the first two points. There's a lot of good routes to flank and loop back to do it over again.
>ITT: People who thought they liked delicious brown girls realize they actually just like white women with brown skin
I live next to an Indian (dot) owned gas station and I can assure you the facial features of Symmetra aren't unique to her.
The ones that have softer features usually have worse unibrow and body hair
>>144977221
I bet you like fat girls too you fucking degenerate.
>>144977786
neck yourself
>>144977786
>hanzo
dont even have to watch it to know it's shit
I like McCree because it's fun to click on people's heads. I was never aware of the hate surrounding him. I'm sorry for playing McCree.
>>144977961
don't be, it's just mad children
play what you like
>Attack
>Enemy has two Bastions and a turret defending the point
>Pick Reinard to give DPS characters a few seconds to try and take out Bastions or at least the turret while my shield is up
>They're fucking trying to hunt the only enemy Tracer who keeps evading them
>No healers on the team so I'm forced to either drop the shield and retreat or get mowed down by turrets
I want to die.
>>144977920
and yet she's still ugly
>>144977337
>McCree
>having issues with tanks
You're literally dogshit at the most overpowered and simple hero in the game, how does that feel?
>>144976727
Jim fucking Sterling son
>>144977553
Be easy on the reinhardts. They've had to endure countless hours of creating magical rectangles for teammates who would rather die and lose than have to look through a light blue screen.
>>144974905
Had a problem like this.
Was a fucking wild, edge-cast driver conflict between my mouse and video, ended up having to disable some USB settings.
>50 boxes
>not a single gold
How's my taste?
>>144978137
kek, you actually thought anyone likes street shitters IRL?
>>144976123
DID THAT HURT? Switch to Ticklebuddy for a chance to win.
>>144978137
You're guaranteed at least one every 25, so you're definitely lying.
>>144977929
>smug anime girl reaction image
kill yourself
>>144977337
You are aware that McCree is the best tankbuster in the game, right?
>>144977950
>>144977947
>faggots asspained because they probably keep getting sniped by Hanzo
>>144977221
>>144978029
>not picking D. Va and asking the to nerf this
>>144970208
sleep tight reaper
>mfw last time i did this it worked
>>144978137
>buy 5 boxes
>4 golds
>>144977929
I think Symmetra would be a greatfriend
>>144978137
The longest you can possibly go without a gold is 24 boxes. The system is designed to give you a gold about every 10 boxes, and the chances get progressively higher the longer you've gone without one, to where you're guaranteed a gold at least every 24 boxes.
stop lying, fampai.
>>144977337
protip: Flashbang + right click melts any tank
t. McCree player
>>144976310
>"tryharding"
why aren't you trying hard?
do you enjoy throwing games?
>>144977961
people only hate McCree for his 'nothin personnel, partner' stun and instantly kill anything that doesn't have 400+ health combo. Someone who prefers to stick to pulling headshots is a lot more respectable imo. I hate seeing end game McCree cards that say "22 Eliminations, 21 Fan the Hammer Elminations"
>>144970208
Sleep tight reaper!
>>144978207
Prove it you fucking cunt
>>144970208
sleep tight reaper
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>>144978390
new thread
>>144971028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM
Kate Bush for sure
>>144977692
I've been saving up for Mechaqueen Pharah but I also want this Lucio skin, can't decide
>>144978212
>tfw fan the hammer makes Reaper completely irrelevant as a tankbuster
"lets give a character an 840 damage shotgun while also having one of the best midrange weapons"
>>144978236
you didn't snipe anybody in that potg, samurai420xxx
Half way there!
>>144968394
I don't understand this Dva doritos/mdew meme
>>144970208
sleep tight reaper
So why do people on here argue what skins are 'best' when taste is subjective? Why not just say they're your favorite?
Why not have a tier of colors or numbers and decide what ones are superior while we're at it?
>Purple/Green
>Generic 13 or 7
>>144978472
Didn't need to when I can kill 4 guys with just one shot. Get rekt faggot.
>>144977920
No one gives a shit about Symetra and that is most likely because she has an indian face, unlike Phara which is a dark skinned but with white facial structure and the one people gives a shit. The only things Symetra has going for her are their legs thanks to the notchina dress.
>>144978462
865 with the 25 from the flashbang :^)
>>144978501
Because she's a video game streamer.
She basically sits around eating Dewritos and farting her bedroom up while betas donate $200 at a time and whack off to her and tell her how she's the perfect vidya playing qt princess they always dreamed of
Just like in real life!
>>144978263
>paying for something that is free
You dun goofed
>>144978029
>getting pelted by bastion and torb
>sheild at 300
>"Break up or take out the bastion, shields about to break"
>they keep trying to shoot the tracer and genji
>"Guys, sheilds going down. spread out or fucking shoot the bastion"
>Sheild breaks. I charge the bastion, team dies because they were in a cluster that must give the enemy junk rat wet dreams
>"fucking shit rein. Why did you put your sheild down? Kill yourself"
I dont play pubs now, and if I do its to play shit I rarely use. The people who single queue are retarded. end of story.
>>144970208
sleep tight reaper
>>144973485
I enjoyed this post.
>>144978521
Red is scientifically the most superior colour, blue being the least superior. Every other colour falls in between on the RGB scale.
Three, Five and Six have always been considered by mathematicians to be superior numbers. Nine, Seven and One falling on the lower end of the scale of superiority.
If I was to make a scale I would say, from best to worst - 6, 3, 5, 4, 8, 2, 1, 9, 7.
Colours would be Red, Yellow, Green, Blue.
>>144976894
by what being a shitty tracer?
fuck off not worth the effort of being useless.
>>144970208
sleep tight reaper
>>144973285
tug-o-war?
>>144978428
Added for good measure. Sorry to the other anons for some tracks Spotify didn't have btw.
>>144967912
Im a useless dmg whore who plays like shit but still instalock Tracer. Fuck you.
>>144977845
I also play to win, but when
>"wow noob team"
>"get to the point team"
we win with 3 minutes to spare
>"we won even though my team was shit"
happens, then you know the fucker tried way too hard.
>>144970208
sleep tight reaper
>>144970208
sleep tight reaper
>punishment for leaving
How about maybe make it so people don't pick dumb fucking characters that aren't in the top meta because they want to have "fun" and instead try and get wins
>>144981696
Save your autism for ranked
>>144969436
i find a better and more cute best girl. like Mercy!
>>144978386
bliz has a "pity timer" in literally all of their games with loot. read a book nigga
>>144970208
Sleep tight reaper
P-please give me a legendary that's not shit
>>144977032
Fine, being I'm diagnosed autistic and still have a qt3.14 Chinese femboy that gladly eats my ass and does literally anything else I want him to do. I don't even get judged going out in public with him, literally everyone thinks he's a girl.