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Previous:>>144947895
>>144957105
fresh from eu
REMOVE MCCREE
REMOVE MEI
REMOVE WIDOWCUNT
>>144958135
I want to eat Widowmaker.
For real though how did Widowmaker get through 8 fucking months of beta the way she is?
>widow "main" on our team
>gets killed by enemy widow every time he peeks
>>144958208
>typical shitter rant
>people think bastion is bad
>60% winrate on bastion
xth for Dad 76
Where are the Reinhardt lewds
>>144958256
you'll understand what those people mean when you reach level 10
eggsbberience tranggguillidy :DDD
Best girl
>Attacking on Anubis
>Level 54 teammate locks Bastion
>Leave
>blizzard is literally stealth patching so full stack play more often against solo player
nice game
Why do you keep using Lucio over me, anon?
>>144958282
why is bastion bad
>>144958246
>quiet
>>144958242
m-me too
rate
>>144958256
Bastion is LITERALLY the go to character for shitters
>>144958256
this is you
>>144958245
>170 damage with mercy's 50% damage boost
It was like this for the longest. They literally don't know how to design a game. It's like they test nothing and run numbers on paper. 21 heroes but it might as well be a 6 hero game currently.
>>144958256
What level are you?
Generally he's the easiest to counter in the whole game, most characters have an answer to him in some way. He's just good at mowing down shitty new players. Being rooted to the spot is a huge downside, and if you're not in turret form you're already being forced into a disadvantage.
>>144958191
>>144958357
heal me you bitch
TracerAnon is made for: ________
>>144958357
I bet you kiss girls faggot
>>144958440
Reporting.
>>144958440
So are we gonna have a bunch of beta orbiters that push this girl all the time?
>>144958342
I use zenyatta though. Wherever I am, I must also kill.
>>144958342
>>144958440
what is this gayass bullshit, fuck off
>>144958440
please leave
>>144958440
End your life
>>144958440Cuddling
>>144958342
I don't.
Reminder that Reinhardt has a shield
>>144958342
Because you're more boring.
why does this exist
>>144958585
Facts about Reinhardt!
>>144958440
spamming apparently.
doesn't even look like her, are you just posting it because she used to post here?
>>144958432
>>144958248
>defending Mc 'fan the hammer' cree
>defending Widow 'eassiest sniper in video game history' maker
>defending Mei in general overall
>>144958312
>Best girl
FOR BREEDING
>Get Sigrun skin for mercy
>The hype of 3man ressurections with TIL VALHALLA holy shit
>...but nothing gets me madder than playing this hero with bad teammates
Bastions using their E in turret form when Im healing them
Reinhardt's dropping their shield to fucking zoning firestrike and let me get dropped by a sniper
Pharahs that run away from me and dont let me heal them
And worst of all
>Guys I have ult, group up together then push in as one, then I'll rez everyone when you die
>"wait guys i have a better idea lets all take different flanks and die 1by1"
Holy fuck those little shits do not deserve a support
>>144958342
I don't play, lady. I'm more obsessed with trying to break you and the other 20 characters in my shitty fanfic.
>it's a the only counter to widow is a better widow game
>your widow is the worst one
explain this shit blizzgay.
>>144958585
Reminder that you can walk though it.
Reminder that the RIP-tire can, too.
>>144958627
>>144958585
Reminder that Zenyatta has balls
Any tips for Hollywood on attack? I find the first point pretty difficult to take
>>144958440
This is getting out of hand, reporting
>>144958724
balls of steel
>>144958670
Mei is the prime exemple of annoying and slow death =/= OP
>>144958664
>>144958751
Stand behind the rectangle and shoot things
>>144958704
I've never been able to shield a riptire no matter what. I just have to focus on finding it and hope fire strike is on cooldown.
>>144958256
>No dmg falloff
>can headshot
>can heal after killing the whole team
>Over 500 dps
>no shooting delay or spool
>reload is incredibly short and unnoticeable
>reload can be shorter by changing forms
>changing forms is very quick
>only hard counter (genji) can be stopped by having a brain
>can't be avoided if set up in choke points
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgFZrMwhwEI
>>144958670
>not having enough awareness to never get flashbanged
>not using almost any hero to kill 90% of the tunnelvision widowmakers
>not being able to kill mei before she can freeze you
shiggydiggy
>>144958723
>kotaku
lmao, the character is fine, she not an abomination like some battleborn/borderlands female
>>144958723
>gives her tumblr hair
>makes her a xenophobic nationalist
>tumblr is happy because they don't actually play games so only know about the hair
>>144958585
they should make reinhardts shield more transparent because a lot of the times I'm looking through it as s76 and I can't see shit.
>>144958346
1.66 secondes TTK at any range from Zenyatta.
>>144958792
>Literally fucking stands still
>>144958795
that last half made my hands sweaty
FUCUCUKF
>>144958830
too old
>>144958795
>Autist shitter so proud of himself for getting potg by pressing a button he talks to himself in chat
Underage please leave
>>144958680
you can't keep up with a pharah? why?
>>144958751
Winston.
>be Reinhardt
>advance towards the enemy team with shield up
>sit beside a sidepath door so my team can use it to get around their main defenses
>they stand around behind me peeking around my shield trying to take potshots at the enemy firing squad instead of going into the room
>complain when i have to duck inside a room to regain my shield
Despite Reinhardt being one of the funnest heroes to play, it's also suffering. Also, stop peeking around the shield you dips, you can shoot through it so you don't have to sacrifice your life to shoot that one last arrow.
>>144958792
You're pretty much required to be rooted to the spot the whole game. If you're not in sentry form you're already being forced to compromise your game since he sucks outside of being a manual turret. Because of that you're incredibly easy to counter, and anyone with a brain knows how to either kill him in seconds or move a few inches to the side to break line of sight.
Bundeswehr or Stonehardt
Widowmaker, Mei, Lucio and Mcree removed when?
>People have started spamming thanks at the end of a lost game.
>Its usually a Genji or Hanso shitter who contributed nothing.
>>144958830
Literally downs syndrome
>>144958967
>removing one half of the support characters
but why
>Tfw you just want to make a little, cute turret outside the point.
>Tfw you get bullied by the enemy team constantly about it.
>Tfw they ruin your level 1 turret and make fun of you.
>Tfw you finally snap like a white edgelord in highschool.
Don't come to the point tomorrow, guys.
>>144958967
I have bundeswehr but if you have the credits go with Stonehardt because of the new weapon model
Does anybody here play Solo?
>>144959058
i play with the redditfags on discord.
>>144959023
thanks senpai
>>144958808
Anyone defending mccree is literally a mccree main
glad we settled that, fag
>>144959058
I do. I also ragequit more in solo Overwatch than I've done in any other game before.
>>144958967
paragon. helmetless rein is terrible.
>>144959058
WHO THE FUCK PLAY SOLO?
THE ANSWER WILL BE ALWAYS
N O
>>144959058
Mostly, only sometimes in groups
LITERALLY HOW DO I KNOW I'M BEING PENALIZED BY LEAVING
>>144958958
Herding people back/to cover just before you have to regen your shield is fun when it works.
You know what would benefit the game?
Adding more lines like "Yes" "No" or "I need help!"
Sometimes I just want to tap a key for an instant "Yes" or "No"
>>144958440
She's made for love
;_;
>>144958815
It's the joke of the year, really
Hat's off to blizz for that one.
>>144959058
Always and forever.
>Tfw premade groups get a fucking xp bonus
Why
>>144958815
One thing I don't get about OW is how no-one seems to notice that the character design is still pretty fucking offensive.
>Japanese characters are ninjas, both have caucasian faces
>Egyptian girl is just a white girl with a tan; "also, she'll have a tattoo of the only Egyptian symbol we've ever heard of"
>Mexican dude is a white dude with a tan, also MARIACHI!
>Mei "the Chinese girl" is literally caucasian
>D.Va is not asian in the slightest, she's still caucasian
>Zarya is MRA's caricature of a feminist
>Token black guy has dreadlocks, is a DJ from poor neighborhood and of course he's actually caucasian
>Master-race aryan Mercy sent from Heavens
>Symmetra is just a caucasian girl with tan and ugly nose
>Zenyatta is just the "we don't know anything else about Tibet, so here's some stereotypes" character
>this would be better
>that would be better here
>instead of taking it keeps complaining
am i missing something, when did people start thinking like this
>>144959058
Sometimes the mates are not up for it
It's not that bad because i'm at a considerably skilled bracketWidows ruin everything though
>>144958440
woah who's that cute boy?
>>144959147
You get a small text when leaving "You will get penalized if you leave more games. Continue?"
>>144958792
>false also spread
>true
>true
>exactly 400 dps pre falloff
>true
>subjectively true
>false
>only back into recon
>only if the genji does not have a brain
>unless the enemy team has a junkrat/pharah/widow/hanzo/genji/anyone else without falloff and/or indirect fire
I mean you tried.
Also >>144958852.
>>144958816
That's just because discord has a travel time but once fired will always hit through walls etc.
I can't stop picking him bros.
Help.
>>144959192
Stereotypes
>>144959192
kys
>>144959023
Torb is best dad.
>>144958259
That's a pretty cute one anon
>>144959249
There is literally no reason to pick this garbage hero
delete u slef
When did you guys realize overwatch is trash?
Its still fun though, but its fucking trash.
>>144959147
If you leave any time after the "assemble your team" screen before setup time and before the victory/defeat screen you will be penalized
lucio got out of the saferoom before the match started. how ?
>>144959286
this week after the stealth patches.
>>144959147
It tells you if you're about to be penalized
>Join game
>AAAAAAAAAAAFRICA on Attack
>3 Hanzos on my team.
>Defeat
>Next match Defense
>Same Hanzos go Genji
>Defeat yet again
Anime was a mistake.
>>144959249
Either pick widow or get out. You're wasting the sniper spot hanzo
*pulls out cyber-dragon katana*
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!!!
*reflects your bullets with sword*
jyoutou da ;)
*slashes your body in half with a dash*
mizu no you ni nagare...
*sheathes katana*
*double jumps away*
>>144958342
Because he's useful, and has a catchphrase that doesn't sound retarded
>>144959192
I am genuinely amazed how little people have lost their shit over all of that stuff.
I did hear somebody complaining that Pharah didn't look like a Sub-Saharan African because they think everybody on the African continent looks like that, but that's about it.
>Zenyatta needs near constant LOS to heal effectively
>This means he should be on or near the front lines
>Able to be one shot by Widow but also is slower than a snail carrying a heavy suitcase
how does that make sense?
>>144959095
I'll never defend McCree or Widow, but that won't stop me from playing them when there's room for one on my team.
>>144959280
>guyss why aren't you following the strict comp meta in pubs!
>>144959192
>I have prosopagnosia: the post
>>144959249
Don't stop if you're good and you find him fun to play. I've put the most hours into dva despite her being generally considered up
>>144959324
Backstage passes
>>144959324
lmao you have no idea how funny your post is to somebody with no sleep
>>144959286
From the beta, game is still a fuckload of fun stuff
>>144958989
I usually spam emotes. Mostly thanks. I can't help it it's a habbit from TF2.
Since there is no "netural" emote like put dispenser here i am going with Thanks!
>>144959376
>Being bad and wanting to lose
LOL
>>144959058
I'm a friendless faggot so I play solo exclusively
>>144959192
The one about mercy clicked tho. The rest is just to appease you sensitive white folk
>>144959352
>genji
I just leave games with genji players because they suck 99%. Even if the play something else they suck dick.
>>144959329
>20 tick rate isnt that important guys!
>Roadhogs hook is due to latency not tick rate! (only retards claimed it was)
>You guys have no clue what you are talking about!!!!
>patch
>roadhog hook now fixed
>>144959249
Good taste anon. Keep choosing him so i can fap to something as a i play
>>144959286
After I bought the game and got 20 ticked by widows almost every time. That didnt happen in the beta.
Roadhog is fat
>>144959354
*Tips waifu pillow*
"Heheh, nothing personel kiddo"
>>144959249
what is it about hanzo that makes him so popular? I don't get it.
>>144959430
Bad players sit at mid MMR and follow strict class/tier picks and bitch at teammates when they don't pick what they want
Good players sit at high MMR and pick whatever the hell they want because they're good enough to contribute with anyone, even if there's no healer or whatever
This has been true in every team game ever, before you start shitting your diaper go ask d2g if high level pubs take the game seriously
How to survive/deal with Mei for dummies:
>Soldier
Shoot her in the face. If she gets in range, drop E right before she freezes you.
>Mercy
Float away.
>Lucio
Push off.
>Gaijin
Shift away, throw shrunkens from range spamming MADA MADA
>Reaper
Shoot her in the face.
>McCree
Fan her. Flashfan her if you feel like it.
>Reinhardt
E her, shieldcuck for ~2s, slap her shit when she reloads, charge to pin right after cryofreeze.
>Streetpig
Shoot her in the face. Hook and shoot her if needed.
>D.Va
Shoot her in the face, boosto away if needed.
>Windowlicker
Lmao.
>Bastion
Shoot her.
>Hanzo
Climb a tree and simple geometry her.
>Mei
Kill yourself.
>Winston
Juke with shield, jump away if needed.
>Zarya
Shield yourself right before she freezes you
>Pharah
You know what to do.
>Toblerone
Rivet her ass off.
>Symmetra
Lure into turrets, lmb when she clears them. This one is actually tough unless your lmb is charged.
>Zenyatta
Discord and toss balls at her face. If you miss you will die, so don't miss.
>Junkrat
Airbag her away, send pills, drop trap for good measure.
>Tracer
She can't fight you outside of icicle 1shot.
>japanese guys can climb everywhere
>a monkey cant
nice game
>>144959516
He Japanese bruh
>>144959482
How's life in the actual trash bracket
>>144959489
Where are the patch notes?
>>144959482
Your picture is wrong
Can enemies hear your character lines?
>>144959371
Widow does not make sense.
>>144959516
he's Japanese so weebs flock to him
>>144959058
Friendless loser here. I have no choice.
And it's making me sick of the game. Because nothing says fun like constant steamrolls, one way or the other.
>>144958919
Runs round corners/inside rooms and blocks the guardian angel
>>144959482
D.va is good on attck, only trash on def.
And Genji is straight up a better tracer lol
Zenyatta is trash, fair is fair
>>144958342
Mercy is probably my most used Support at this time, though. I like using her for straight healing- Lucio's effective but I feel like I get tunnel vision when trying to hop between Speed and Heal, where I end up hopping around in speed while my team is dying around me. I play Zen quite a bit too. Symmetra is my least used Support mostly because I never know where to put her turrets to be (or when I do, the enemy team always immediately knows where they are and blows them up).
>>144959563
They havnt released any patch notes for these small hotfix patches they´ve been releasing since launch
My idea to help make Mei a little more balanced.
Her spray's freezing ability depends on her range. hitting someone at max range with it no longer means that they're slowed down enough for you to get all up on them any more.
>>144959352
I almost managed to have a full genji team once. We picked 5 genjis and told the last guy to pick genji too, but the filthy gaijin picked tracer.
Was fun as shit
We obviouslywon
>>144959568
Yes
>>144959568
Apparently not, I keep spamming D.Va's AFK emote for continuous moans and it never shows up on POTG and no-one ever comments on it.
>>144959535
>Pharah
>You know what to do.
>>144959516
Using a bow is generally satisfying in games, especially when you take out someone rushing you.
Then you have essentially a shotgun arrow to blow people up.
He's like a TF2 Sniper on steroids.
>Hook someone
>They don't stop in front of your crosshair
>Miss
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144959535
lol
>>144959058
Sometimes
>>144959534
>before you start shitting your diaper go ask d2g if high level pubs take the game seriously
?? Yes they do fucking trench shitter im 5.5k people take the game very seriously you will never ever see out of meta picks.
>>144958627
>>144958723
>Zarya's design is fine
Fuck right off anyone who thinks this
Not even talking about SJW message or any of that shit. Its just garbage
>hanamura
>prepare to attack
why
just gonna mute everyone and play genji
>>144959568
wwwwwwoooooaaaahhhhhh theeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeeeeee
>>144959712
hahahahaha
>>144956164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5glVdeEXTQ
Her voice has grown on me a lot.
>>144958259
>>144959631
>>144959640
>>144959081
Why are you here?
Anyone wanna play on EU?
I LOCKED GENJI FIRST
NO ONE ELSE PICK HIM
>>144959621
Why is this acceptable? Literally stealth patching shit we don't know and Roadhogs still hooks me through walls.
>>144959567
Wrong, always go after what the competative scene is playing
>dont bother
>winston
>shit
>pharah
you dont have any clue now do you?
>>144959568
>>144959738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnQdHlPpzjo
>>144959773
I FUCKING LOVE MCCREE
AAUUUGHHH
>>144959759
I hated her voice at first, but at level 70 it almost makes me happy and cheerful. Help me
>>144959780
Sure mayne
Uzaru#2622
>>144959534
Please stop acting like you are above 3k
You don't know shit apearantly
>Didn't get yanked off the ledge to my death
Well that's a first
>>144959776
You can clearly hear enemy voice lines during the game because I've had those autistic genji mains killing my team while spamming "You are only human".
>matched with a level 2 against a level 100 and a 99
epic
>Torbjörn turret targets and kills RIP-Tire
WHAT MAKES ME A BAD DEMOMAN?
Seriously the sentry is more annoying than in TF2 and that one even shot rockets.
>>144959567
Zarya never fucking dies and synergies really well with her team especially with ults. You've made a bunch of decent points which makes your autism even more unbearable
>>144959612
>And Genji is straight up a better tracer lol
>>144959516
Have you sen the man's bod? Have you heard his voice? Have you never met a weeb?
>>144959807
Because acitvision blizzard is becoming more and more like steam, literally fuck you consumers.
I havnt been hooked through walls since todays patch though, now the wall blocks me instead of me moving through it.
>>144959840
>>144959612
>Zenyatta is trash, fair is fair
DELETE THIS
>>144959567
>poo in loo
ahahaahahahah
>>144959942
most of it is right tho
>>144959881
K ty
>>144959842
>>144959535
Do you play mei?
I mean longer than 2 hours.
You are ignoring the complete possibility of her m2.
All this post is saying is to just get good.
>>144959567
Nice list, did you make it yourself?
>>144959902
b-but time doesn't measure skill anon the level 2 could be Fatal1ty git gud xxxxxDDDD
tfw too autistic and beta to use mic
>>144959567
i'd say you wasted your time making this but im sure everything you do is a waste of time
>>144960140
nobody on PC uses mic because they're all circlejerking in Discord or Skype or some shit
the one time i hear somebody on the mic he does give good directions though
>>144960157
>>144960079
>You're wrong because.. b-because
>>144959567
What the fuck is this constant obsession with tier lists in this game?
>>144959567
Switch 76 with Reaper then switch Reaper with Zarya
I love the comments i get on Torbjörn POTGs either they are salty or they make up pretty good jokes
last game
>basically just hammering my turret
>get tripple kill
>''nice maintenance work''
>>144960071
M2 is non-issue as only like 2% Meis can aim it outside of frozen targets.
You of course have to account for that shit when you run into one that uses it, but most of the cast have nothing to be afraid of in that case. Generally at range most characters can end her before she ends them with her rmb.
>>144959192
funny stereotypes are the best kind of fun.
>>144959650
>He's like a TF2 Sniper on steroids.
I'd say the problem is that often the snipers feel like the TF2 on steroids. As in, it took away the parts that made him fit better.
>>144960223
>This game
Is there a game out there where people aren't insane enough to make tier lists?
>>144959567
>pharah shit
>genji allright
just change the two.
>>144960223
Another thing that comes from ASSFAGGOTS
>>144960216
even if i join a discord with strangers i cant talk. i just stay mute and hope they pretend i dont exist
>>144960282
>Genji
>Shit
>>144960071
Probably the shittiest projectile in the game.
>>144960370
literally bad tracer
>>144958795
why do you keep posting this
>>144960220
im not autistic enough to go through every single wrong thing you said but the fact I can spot flat out lies like saying Pharah and Zarya are shit is immediate proof that you have absolutely no fucking clue what you're talking about.
>>144959249
Only thing that annoys me about Hanzo pickers is when they shoot their ult directly at the enemy in plain sight instead of through a nearby wall to actually, you know, SURPRISE them.
>>144959872
I guess it's determined where the hook grabs the player model on the RH's side. He probably got you at the head while you were backed off. You can even see the chain on your right before getting stunned.
>>144959712
wow waht a le suprise xD
fucking dogshit map
>>144960290
>Assfaggots
>Tier lists
>Making tier lists with games with 100+ variables
Yeah not quite dipshit
try again
>>144960404
I'm not autistic
Honestly looks like you are though
>>144960392
Genji has vertical mobility, Tracer does not
Genji also has range
>>144960223
mobababbs bringing their cancer with them
>>144959192
no one likes non Caucasian faces
this shit has to stop
>>144960220
mercy junkrat reaper and rein are not top tier.
Your pro's and cons are meme and brain dead level of thinking.
Winston should be higher
zen should be lower...etc
This list is really shit dude
>>144960478
People like you bring quality threads
>>144960478
Nobody said you were autistic but now everyone knows.
>>144960468
>1
>ONE
>A SINGLE BRONZE MEDAL
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
How would you rate blizzards map design?
Anybody here played with a guy called YouCute?
He's really good.
>>144960575
cute :3
>Keep running right on Hanamura point B and taking down turrets and Bastions.
>Reindhart and Roadhog in my team both send me messages after abusing me for not grouping up.
T-Thanks guys.
>>144960598
Cozy
>>144960592
I could've picked 76 and just spent all game shooting at rein's shield but for what purpose
>trying to win hanamura offense
are you le joking me
>Playing rando brawl
>Enemy team gets two Meis on Hanamura
>Never walk two feet without getting frozen by the chink
Mei nerf when?
>>144960468
Shit player on a shit map posting on a shit thread
>>144960551
If you want a nice little hugbox where you can sing kumbayah and jerk off over your fictional characters ships try tumblr you daft prick
>>144960478
>Genji has vertical mobility
never needed since you can't do much with vertical mobility in this game
>Genji also has range
which is not needed since you are in their back lines anyway or do you just spam shuriken like the average genji retard?
>>144960598
>defense has to walk a god damn mile to get to point A
>defense spawns ten feet behind point B
Awful.
>>144960598
Worse than Call of Duty.
>>144960392
>Bad Tracer
>Reflect can melt most of the cast instantly if you have good reaction time and aim.
>Ultimate can utterly shred teams or break apart formations if you flank right
>Projectiles have no fall off damage
>Dash attack gives decent damage and mobility.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WiYlSS2zUg
>>144960468
>12 elims (bronze, only medal)
>9 deaths
>1 pulse bomb kill
>0 pulse bombs attached
>21% accuracy
>best kill streak 3
>final blows 1
>I-I-ITS THE MAP'S FAULT
toppest bait Anon-kun
>>144959983
post the whole thing fucker
>>144960617
shut up youcute
>>144960704
>never needed since you can't do much with vertical mobility in this game
Oh I am laffin'
>>144960689
>rando brawl
y tho
>>144960671
Hanamura attack is easy. If you shieldcuck at chokepoints you will lose but that's true for every map. Blitz or lose.
>>144960617
shut up YouCunt
>>144960718
Most of what you said only works against shit players.
>>144960721
Fucking standard, why even record and post this?
>>144960809
Point 2 is hard. It's the second hardest attack map, the only worse chokepoint being Anubis. IMO Gibraltar is the best balance between fun attack and defense, feels completely equal from moment to moment.
Reaper is just wearing a mask right?
His face is normal behind it?
>>144960627
>>144960904
Yes
>Can't play a tank because enemy team has a Zenyatta
>LE DISCORD ORB
>Die
Wew sure am glad they dumpstered this cunt of a hero so nobody plays him jesus fuck
>gold medal with 3 elims and 1.5k damage
epic
just wasted $20 getting Origins after I preordered the game the first day preorders were available AMA
>winston vs. winston
>its a shitfest of monkeys jumping around
>shooting lightning at each other
>until one of them had enough and goes ful nig so the other nigs out too and they start smacking each other
>>144960809
how do you blitz against rein mercy lucio bastion
>>144959983
source?
>>144960942
Welcome to Baltimore, anon.
>>144960380
>shittiest projectile
has 60-75 base damage per shot
long range and accurate
small travel time
mercy and dva's pistols are way worse.
>>144960263
I am in that 2%. I have over 45 hours played on her and you have to be able to hit your m2 unless you want to kill anyone. If you let get caught or let mei kill you it's purely your amount of skill in effect. Mei's aren't that common in games, if you do meet one it's a 45% chance that it's a one that can fuck your shit up.
> Enemy Pharah thinks he's hot shit for rolling over our uncoordinated defenses and getting a potg
> Switch to Zenyatta and clip her wings every time she tries to rain bird shit
> My potg has me assisting my team with discords into ult, then killing her while she tries to ult on the last cap
Zen is fun.
>>144960942
The best is when you see 2 reinhardts charging at each other and as soon as they get back up they start beating each other's shit with hammers
I've been working a bot for the discord server and nobody else has joined yet.
Come on over if you're a friendless scrub who really wants to get out of playing with pubs.
https://discord.gg/013ppKfgfODeHWZ2Q
>>144960941
nobody cares about the stupid mundane things that make up your life
>>144960941
enjoy your extras for blizzards extensive catalog of dead games
>>144960789
yes this true how much can you do with vertical movement? Not much since the maps are pretty restricted.
>tfw too scared to open my 30 boxes because I know I'll resort to paying for more if I don't get the shitty cosmetics i want
>>144960901
Point B is shit but you should have like 7+ minutes to crack it.
>>144960942
This shit is always funny as hell
This game is pretty fun. I'm never online when my friends are so I end up playing solo a lot. Anyway, how good are the champs I'm getting into?I also play symmetra on offense and koth
>>144961071
thank you I love every blizzard game : )
>>144961070
>>144960772
>>144960982http://rule34hentai.net/image/164098
>>144961076
For a start you can get face to face with the most broken class in the game with vertical mobility, that's pretty important
>>144961091
>just according to Blizzard's plan
>>144961154
>champs
YOU'RE BAD
>>144961154
so fucking casual
>>144960901
point B is only shit because all the offense pickers do nothing but spawn and run at the enemy through one of the side routes while the tank healer and sniper desperately try to push mid
Admit it I just described every hanamura attack loss you ever had
>>144960947
They cannot cover the entire area on A.
>>144961185
what
>>144961205
That's the point of the game.
>>144961183
>sound
really caught me off guard
>>144961228
>New
why is mcree so shit?
>Pistol does no damage at any range
>Roll goes like 2 metres
>Flashbang is only good agsinst 1 person
it's like they took the worst parts of a cod character and mashed them into him
>>144959615
>Lucio's effective but I feel like I get tunnel vision when trying to hop between Speed and Heal, where I end up hopping around in speed while my team is dying around me.
i always try and juggle between them depending on what my team is doing
if an enemy s76 or mc ree is about to pop his ultimate i'll speed my team to help them run off, for example
speed isn't a strictly offensive option
My game audio is having a complete fit, like what in the actual heck.
>>144961202
fuck off
like it makes a difference they all mean the same thing
>>144960925
Do we know that actually? The Blackwatch skin is probably an earlier version of him, like the Genji or Hanzo ones, no?
>>144960909
I don't understand the joke? :(
>>144961352
Yes
Is there any point of doing the weekly brawls? Like bonus XP or anything?
Or is it just for ''''''fun'''''''''
>>144961314
>>144961314
So funny lol :-)
>>144961314(You)
I love Pharah!
>>144961339
the latest patches have broken a few odd things
when you eject from D,Vas mech sometimes your screengoes black and you see the red eject alert again for a second
characters take longer to actually load when the match starts
i've been killed by invisible roadhogs sometimes since the game didn't even load them, the fucking hook comes out of the ground
sounds dont play until a few minutes later
viewmodels and your sprays dont load in instantly anymore
>>144960930
I play him :^)
>Reinhardt drops shield to charge
>attach discord, start shooting
>sidestep his charge
>he dies before even recovering from hitting the wall
Got 100 points on the fucker too
>>144961387
Fun, learn to use a new character that maybe you wouldn't try.
I've found, in general, people take the game a lot less seriously in brawls
>>144961462
>reinhardt bigger than a fucking gorilla
what the fuck have they been feeding to that german
>>144961462
who's that girl in the orange next to mcree?
>>144961473
he's quite handsome
The only truly broken class right now is McCree and once he can't fan combo a full health tank he'll be balanced. Widowmaker is fine and at worst her counter classes need a buff or her body shot damage needs to be reduced so Zen is allowed to exist in the same game as her.
>>144961224
>everyone goes on a big happy flank adventure (>hanamura >flanks)
>obligatory widow wallhacks shit all over them
>27-0 on Route66 Attack
>every Gold medal
My favorite map to play Roadhog on
>>144961223
No. It usually goes more along the lines of getting a team kill, everyone running to occupy the point with a lookout further back, and them respawning so close and you so far away they can just overwhelm you and keep throwing themselves mindlessly at you, even if they're not killing you they're contesting, and as soon as your team's gone they have time to completely knock the capture % back to 0, wasting the last 90 seconds of work. If you work together it isn't as bad as Anubis, but the problem is that the defense doesn't need to have any idea how to play to succeed most the time.
>>144959192
I still don't understand this
Especially how the Japanese/Korean/Chinese characters are literally Caucasian, at least Reaper looks KINDA mexican and Lucio looks KINDA black
The Asian characters I've noted literally have no Asian characteristics, all of them look just white
Speaking of which...in the future world of Overwatch what happened to North Korea?
>>144961543
CURRYWURST
>>144961581
the guy in orange next to mccree is genji
the girl next to mccree is pharah's mother
>>144960904
"normal" in that he's human, yes
but he's probably got some sorta Deadpool shit going on like Genji, he's even said to be living in a "constant state accelerated rate of regeneration and decay" like Deadpool
>>144960942
"Winston vs Winston" is a waste of time. You know neither of you are going to kill each other. Most of the time if I encounter another Winston I just ignore him and go for some 200hp bitch that I know I can kill.
>>144961581
>orange
You mean blue? Pharah's mom.
>enemy has 2 bastions behind a reinhardt in a corner
what do
>>144961462
Who's that on the far right? Looks a bit like Pharah, I want her playable desu
>>144961719
FIRE IN THE HOLE
>>144961462
I REALLY need that skin for Tracer
>>144961719
quit
>>144961639
You think that shithole would last into the future?
The robots probably fucked it
>>144959192
>game made by western company
>WHY IS THE GAME NOT CULTURALLY ENRICHING?
take a pill my dude
>>144961719
4Junkrat
>>144961532
That's why I play the brawl. It's a space to fuck around without people bitching every 5 seconds.
>>144959192
>being stereotypical in a stylised lighthearted game is now offensive
>being white is now offensive
>>144961223
Too true.
Luckily Soldier76 can't use the side routes either
Is there a way for Lucio to get acrpss to the left btw?
>>144961639
>The Asian characters I've noted literally have no Asian characteristics, all of them look just white
What?
>>144961735
>>144961713
>>144961768
Offtopic but to answer your question:
NK will survive as long as it's beneficial to China and China is still around
Is Blizzard really trying to remove Overwatch porn from the face of the Earth? Why and how the fuck would they do that?
>Reaper is the "Hispanic" one
>This filled Blizzard's quota and now we won't actually get a true Hispanic character
>itt: white people being offended for other races
Don't you have something better to do with yourself?
>>144961892
Only sfm porn and it's because the models are their property
>>144961896
She aint touchin MY controller with those cheese hands
>>144961892
>People make money off of producing art of copyright that belongs to blizzard
that
>>144959192
Look up what "caucasian" means before you shitpost you stupid piece of shit
Protip : Indians and Middle Easterners are caucasian, caucasian =/= white
>>Egyptian girl is just a white girl with a tan
Subtle "we wuz kangz" reference, I dig it
>>144961910
but I really find women of colour attractive..
>>144961896
REMOVE THE CAT PLUSHIE
>>144961639
>>144961817
D.Va looks white as fuck
Mei looks kinda white
Hanzo looks like a gook
Genji's face is hidden
>>144961816
Yeah, easy wallride
>>144961639
Almost all of the female cast have different skin tones, even pharah isnt full on black. Even the eyes differ, not much but thats only because thats the style of the game blizzard has settled with.
I have no idea how you people come up with that stuff.
>>144961719
Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!
>>144961905
what do you call lucio
>>144959712
I don't get this meme
I have like 60 hours played with a 60% winrate, so my mmr can't be complete garbage, and attack hanamura is probably one of my favourite maps.
>>144961910
>its wrong to want to play characters of other races for a change
-you
Well, at least they're not all Widowmaker/Hanzo.
sup fother muckers, this just happened
>>144961905
... not Sombra?
>>144962059
Lucio is Brazilian
>>144962026
Mei is probably from the far nothern part of china where russians, slavs, scandis and chinese start blending together into the same thing.
>>144961775
>>144961789
No, listen up, I'm not saying the characters should be a bunch of culturally, sexually and religiously diverse individuals, I just find it's weird that Blizzard WANTED them to be so, but they fucked up and no-one seems to notice. Those "SJWs" you guys talk about so often should be all up in Blizz's grill.
>Kingsrow
>three torbs and one bastion locked in
>lock in torb as well
>last guy goes lucio and bastion reloads as torb as well
>the enemy team never made it on the point
>tfw
>>144962059
"Lucio"
>>144962074
That's not what people are complaining about though you massive retard.
>>144962089
another one
thank you based anon
Haven't won a single game in 2 days.
AMA
Is there anything more fun than rocking Lucio on KotH pit maps?
Jesus it is so gratifying bumping people into holes and off ledges. Not to mention funny.
>>144962204
Do you think Tracker is cute?
>>144962149
>Sombra
another character with a full on mask and probably altered voice
i really doubt they'll say anything in Spanish
>>144962204
Why have you lost contact with all your friends that you used to play with?
>>144962187
what's edgy about that?
>>144962026
>Hanzo looks like a gook
No, he looks like a squinting white dude with Japan-inspired haircut.
Also, Young Genji/Hanzo skins. They are clearly white.
>>144958245
There's a simple explanation. Beta had a smaller pool of players which means the amount of very good widow players was too small for the potential of widow to be observed. Now that a much larger amount of people are playing there are enough good players that are able to reach widow's OP potential that it becomes obvious that this potential exists.
>>144962128
>cuckist
>>144962128
>wolf archer
P good
>>144962204
where did mei freeze you?
>>144961639
Because in the future with plastic surgery readily available and cheap, every single gook/chink/nip will have surgery in order to look more caucasian, I mean the Koreans are already doing it now. Nobody likes chink features, Chang
>>144962171
Blizzard threw them Zarya's look as a bone. They're literally dogs that just want something to chew on, nothing more.
>>144962285
playing with friends is shit too cause you get matched with tryhard stacks all the time
>>144962128
Sadly, this shit dropped for me, along Sparrow Genji. Fucking Narutoesque weebfucks, I just want a proper legendary for my Ubermensch.
>>144962302
What's not edgy about that?
>>144962171
Who really gives a shit about representing everyone accurately? Overwatch has a bunch of characters who play and act differently, and work well together both in terms of gameplay and the ingame conversations. Stop fuelling the fire when there's nothing to worry about.
>>144962254
I'm sure we'll get a maskless skin too. So many clues to still be uncovered though.
>>144962321
>whenyouseeit.jpg
I shat my pants desu
what the fuck is going on
i normally have 19ms latency
just got into a game, and it was 37ms
it was like everything was moving in slow motion
>>144962347
Nah, most of the times the premade stacks are shitty too
>>144962362
Young Genji > Sparrow
I just love the green hair and orange scarf.
>It's a McCree and Soldier 76 let Pharah do whatever she wants episode
I want off this wild ride
>>144958135
>>144961948
ah, that makes more sense
>>144961462
Why didn't Mercy age?
>>144962436
it's 2anime4me
>>144962484
Nanomaschinen, Schwester.
>>144962484
nanomachines
>>144962424
blizzard dropping support for overwatch, obviously
>>144962484
facials
>>144962484
mamonachimes
>>144962436
>not just getting one of the jihad Genji skins
The other ones are fookin' shit desu, mash'allah my friend
>>144962484
semen
>let's make a character with interesting, speedy movement which is his main defense
>let's make him a fucking support and make it so that he can very rarely use his speedy buff
>>144962436
I detest all of the "young" skins. Untill I get Nomad, I shall weeb as with the deffault, maybe Carbon Fiber.
>>144962556
this
>>144962621
how does he unsheathe a curved sword?
Newfag question.
Are they going to add any new game modes? I feel like I'm playing literally the same shit over and over again.
what were all these 30 mb patches i downloaded
>>144960521
>
>>144958762
voiceline when
>>144962685
n-nanomachines?
Which girl is the most satisfying to kill?
I wanna play but I dont want to tank my winrate now i have nothing to do. SO BORED
>>144962621
what are those and why would you wear that
>>144960521
>>144962705
Why did people just go with Mercy and 76 were married?
>play la sexy ass blueberry in brawl
>suddenly 5 winstons jump over wall after being killed so many times
>OUH LA LA
Bigest hon today.
>>144962675
What? I use speedy buff most of the time. I only switch to healing when E is up. I don't care about unboosted healing aura it's shit.
>>144962727
Widowmaker, fuck that broken as hell whore.
>>144962516
>>144962541
>>144962556
>>144962617
>>144962665
Currently picturing a senator Armstrong mercy edit
>>144962302
Nothing. Anons just like to collect reaper portraits with random names undr it.
>>144962727
tracer and widowmaker
>>144962760
I SAW THAT JIFF ON REDDIT TOO!!!
>>144962697
Probably at some point, but for now they've just talked about new heroes/maps.
>tfw say it's garbage before opening chest
>white white blue white
>tfw say give me something not shit before opening chest
>pic related
>last time I said it got one too and had 420 coins at the time
Meme magic folksThe skin is gross and I don't play D.va though
>>144962171
Blizzard never planned to have a diverse group of people. Its fucking blizzard, they know who they're selling the game to. Everything about zarya and tracer was smoke an mirrors.
>>144962730
it's not even ranked you baby
>>144962727
Zero Suit D.Va
She's so weak it's literally an overkill every time, plsu her Korean death sounds get me ERECT.
>hook a ZS D.Va
>faceful of buckshot
>GYUNNN~
>teabag my hot sweaty Roadhog balls on her
>AURGH AURHG YEAHHH
>>144962730
>giving a shit about winrate
so you're a faggot then, huh?
>>144962727
le ebin spider girl with ass
>>144962745
They help with Gogo dancing
>>144962484
Because blizzard can't into timeline. Seriously their timeline is fucked like a hooker on a busy night.
Did mercy have others consent for turning them into no longer 100% humans?
>>144962749
What do you mean? They're not.
>>144962727
Pharah
>JUST-AUGH
>>144962786
Feel free to go back to /v/
>>144962847
but that TUMMY tho
>>144962128
>advantage skin
Nice, now you'll care more newbies with your ult unexpectedly since they aren't used to hearing Wolf Hanzo's alternate ult line.
>>144962760
>OUH LA LA
I love her voice
Winston might be my favorite hero, oddly enough, even though I didn't play a minute of him in beta.
He directly counters all the tryhard widow mains, tracer mains, and genji mains, not to mention he easily deals with symmetra and torb turrets.
Oh, and those bad matchups? Just leap away. No prob.
There's nothing more satisfying and dick-hardening than hearing a widowmaker or genji scream in agony as they're being electrocuted.
>>144962016
>>144962392
I don't get it
>>144962727
Tracer obviously, no better feeling than to squash that annoying speedy insect.
>>144962839
I see.
Well, hopefully they'll at least make interesting maps. Maybe I'm too new, but after three days of playing I can't describe a single map off the top of my head. They're so forgettable.
>>144962919
Lel. She's a fucking psychopath. Of course she hasn't.
>>144962943
/vg/ shares the same userbase as /v/ i don't get this dumb mentality that /vg/ is somehow "better" than /v/.
half of us are posting on /v/ too
>>144962972
what does she smell like
>>144959058
About 50/50
I wish there was another nolifer like me who was chill and just wanted to group for games from here and havefun, but everyone i've encountered is an autistic meme spouter who literally greentexts in-game
Wouldn't mind another friend and some bonus xp
>>144963095
Half of us are posting on /v/, but not even a fraction of /v/ is posting on here.
>>144963119
probably like sweaty socks because she's stuck in that suit all day
>>144962171
It's just the cartoony style blending facial features together. E.g. Mei and Symmetra is somewhat distinct, but it's still like 20% indian, 80% disney.
Young Genji has a pretty typical manga face
Tfw wanted a legendary and got one
But it's shark thing for Roadhog
just kill me already
>>144963119
fresh baked croissants
>>144962919
>did history's greatest monster consult anyone about anything ever
>>144963095
i haven't gone on /v/ in years, it's pretty obvious when someone is crossboarding
>catch most of the enemy team in Zarya's ult when Pharah's ult is up and Pharah is both alive and nearby
>Pharah doesn't ult
>this happens not once, not twice, but 3 times in the game
>tell him to do it
>"no i won't waste my ult"
this game is both fun and completely not infuriating.
>>144962727
Getting direct hits on a Tracer using Junkrat's frag launcher is satisfying.
>>144962685
>>144959058
Yes, because despite how stonking popular this game is nobody I know bought it for PC.
Buncha fucking casuals.
>>144963119
rotting corpse
This is a test.
Is D.Va good?
>>144963180
All of Roadhog's legendaries are hot fucking garbage.
Just save up 250 and buy his Stitched skin.
>>144958773
>>144961462
So Genji is still a good bit meat right?
does he still got dick?
>>144961462
>That bolt action rifle
HNNNNNG
>>144961735
Given the looks of it and all the information people have found, most likely sombra.
>>144963141
i always just bite the bullet and group up with unpleasant people and mute them
i have one friend who's fun to play with but i think he gets frustrated with the game and doesn't play as often now
bad feel, but the exp bonus is significant
I still cant believe that this is actually a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-wOh_fuTqI
>>144963289
No.
He's cybernetic except for parts of his head and some guts.
>playing with COD babbies online
can I just report my teammates for being retarded children and move on?
>>144962972
how does it feel to be crushing on megamind
>>144963275
>>144958773
pretty flaccid desu
Honestly it seems like you just heard about an epic new meme and want to join in with all your internet friends.
>>144963318
Stop posting your shit videos
>>144962997
>now it looks like a giant diaper
HIDE IT WITH A BAG OF DORITOS QUICKLY
>>144963229
>>144963269
I don't play the crappy pudge which is why im pissed
All of my legendaries are for heroes I don't play besides one I bought myself
>>144963296
sauce?
>>144959058
Yes.
I don't have friends playing Overwatch, and trying to cooperate with players from various groups wasn't a very pleasant experience. It's like people forget what "fun" means when they join the lobby manually instead of being assigned to it randomly.
>>144963349
>they blue skin so they teh same
>>144963264
fag
>>144963365
>almost game breaking fuck up in the game
>"SHITTY VIDEO WAA!!!"
>>144958440
When will this shit end?
>>144962749
A lot of people don't and instead ship pharmercy, but if anyone was going to be married it'd be the nice, traditional and heroic white people.
>>144963176
Kate Beckinsale said she's as bald as a cueball underneath her Underworld suit, and used talcum powder to get into it. I imagine it's similar for Widowmaker.
>>144961248
I love Mom and Dad!
>>144963349
>>144963473
>they white skin so they teh same
>>144963501
when the mods start banning avatarfagging again like they damn well should the fucking queers
>he doesn't go Whole Hog
O IM LAFFUN
what the fuck happened
it feels like i'm playing in slow motion, not even jumping around on screen like you would with lag, the gun bobbing is really slowed down and it takes a second for inputs to go
but i recorded my actions and the video everything looks to be going at normal speed
>>144963473
>dreamworks face
>huge forehead
>blue
it's okay i won't judge your megamind fetish too harshly
>>144963494
>doesn't affect real gameplay in any way
>GAME IS BROKEN WAAAAH
>>144962862
One of these days I really will just play with my cock out, ready to fap.
>Guy telling me I was useless
>Tell him hes autistic being this mad
>T-try to be competitive faggot he says
>He mains Widow and Mcree
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>144963551
pubes actually reduce friction
She'd probably have a much easier time if she didn't shave at all
>>144963620
You've played to much tracer, your moving faster than standard time, everything seems slower because it is.
>join game
>no support
>choose bastion
>beep boop
>turret
>we lose
>bweep bweep
>>144963650
yeah I can't think of any time you would need to shoot where your crosshair is pointing in this video game
>>144963687
it's ALWAYS a Widow or McCree. guaranteed.
>tfw you do so well a Mercy starts pocketing you
I want to ram my cok in er ass!!!
>>144963687
Well those are the top competitive heroes
>>144963650
what is: pharah
>>144963687
>he mains the best heroes in the game
??? Did you play genji?
>>144963687
You were being useless
POST EM
>Hero you play
>What you listen to while playing them
Widow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-8DA29LBHw
>tfw KotH is the only worthwhile mode because of no stopwatch
>>144963687
you were probably useless if you played mercy desu
>>144963712
This is true, though she probably did wear some kind of undergarment aswell.
>step outside spawn as reinhardt
>want to shove payload
>enemy reinhardt looks at me from a ledge
>i know he challenges me
>run up to him
>RULES OF NATURE
Can someone post the Reaper name collage?
>>144963627
>finds women attractive
>women are human, just like men
>they're alive and breathe, just like men
>have hair like men do
According to your logic if you like women you also should love cock, anon.
What's your breaking point that causes you to leave?
Can't stand it when teammates can't defend a point worth shit. Enemy team is using all tanks to push the payload? Nah, I'm just going to stick as Widowmaker because she's muh main :^)
>>144962745
>mfw Genji wears a garter belt
>>144963834
ingame audio and also you're insufferable for playing her
>>144963834
McCree and Widowmaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7faRubyT_k
>>144963834
everyone
funny podcasts
>>144963902
Here's one. I'm not sure if anyone is actively updating another.
>>144963119
Baguette and garlic snails
>>144963942
HOT
>>144963914
>he doesn't love cock
Fag.
>>144963940
When nobody picks a supporting/healing character and I can't do it because I'm the only tank.
>>144963750
>3 degrees is literally the same as not being able to aim at all
Are you a /v/tard or just a woman?
>>144963792
A hero you never play as, apparently.
>>144963834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Yc3HhSl1Q
You know, I never really thought of Overwatch as a LoL competitor, but seeing how dead League is atm, it definitely is.
>>144963914
holy shit you're taking this seriously
according to your logic, hmm let me adjust my spectacles, you are, as the kids say, gay, for megamind. this is the doctor's official diagnosis
>>144964092
Gilded, good sir ;)
>>144964092
as a professional on faggotry i have to support this opinion
>>144962684
>Tfw I finally took the time to scrub through that and read what it says
Huh, neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPqFgYSoOls
>>144963834
Lucio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnzmUyHr1S8
>>144962749
Only retards with zero imagination and bad taste do, anon.
>>144963357
Well, yeah, it's pretty funny.
>>144964032
Great feeling missing direct hits when hovering above the enemies because the game doesnt fucking shoot where I aim.
>check what winrate the blizzdrone have when they defend blizzard at the official forum
>all are below 50%
you cant make this shit up.
>>144959540
But Lucio can wallride everywhere.
>playing Parah
>hit a Widowmaker with a rocket while she's unsuspecting of me
>she jumps around and sprays her gun at me
Why do they all react the same?
It's cut in a way, they just forget about their hook and spray at me
does this game even have any hidden elo for matchmaking?
>>144960617
Had him earlier, he fell off the map 3 times as tracer and blamed his mouse. Then he picked reaper and died twice trying to ult.
Who is that lolz guy?
>no interaction where Mercy nags McCree to quit smoking
Wasted opportunity.
>>144961365
Soldier is telling the kids to play a bit dirty to win
Mercy doesn't like thatMercy is CUTE!
>>144964326
I think they separated closed beta players and release day plebs.
>>144963306
That's just the crazy thing to me.
Like sure, people talk in between games, fine. But people i've grouped with talk during games. Like type, all the time.
Not like constructive shit either, like "haha you used your ult on just me haha" or "wow 'x' on our team sucks so bad"
>>144964318
cute*
plus I love her damage sounds
>ayii!~
>>144964357
i never knew i wanted this until now
>like to play as snipers
>buy Overwatch
>play as Widowmaker since she's the only sniper (Hanzofags need not apply)
>everybody hates you
Welp.
>not a single person picks support or tank
>"can someone pick support or tank please, I can only do one"
>nobody switches
>keep asking
>"go back to League kiddo"
This shit makes me fucking furious, how can I cope with it? Telling people to go kill themselves only gets you so far
>>144962313
And it's not like they gave a lot of beta keys.
>>144963940
Anytime I enter a game with 5 dps or my team will not switch to a tank or healer. I can only do one of those things.
>>144964442
Pick the fourth hanzo. Go down in a hail of scatters and random headshots. You'll lose faster and leave it all behind.
mystery hero has got to be the biggest load of bullshit. I've played 10 games and didn't win a single one my team is always absolute garbage. and the queues for this faggy game mode is so small that you always end up going against the same people. yeah it's a "for fun" game mode but fuck getting stomped and never holding a point or ever capturing a point is frustratingly real fucking boring.
"2 days without win" anon here
finally winning again
Mccree players are for _________
Can two hitscan characters kill each other at the same time?
>>144964428
I don't think i've ever looked at a sniper class in a game and think "Yep that adds a lot to the game"
Snipers are a fucking meme, i want them off multiplayer vidya
Widow has to one shot Zen because she one shot his brother, too
NERF REINFAGGOTS GAY 150 DAMAGE HAMMER
>fucking retard plays swedish midget on attack
>leaves the game when its less than a minute left
I hope he gets both aids and cancer.
>>144964536
it's the most fun weekly brawl in my humble onion
Mercy ult rate charge nerf when? Why is it an unwritten rule nowdays that supports have to be autopilot for shitters?
>the sound Bastion makes when he falls off the map
what if dva couldn't be headshot while in the mech?
>>144964583
SAVAGE
I can't stop playing D.Va~!
>>144963141
what's your BATTLENAMETAG
>>144964571
Who the fuck cares about adding something to the game, I just like playing as glass cannons with focus on long-range attacks.
>>144964419
yeah, people really like to moan or justify reasons things happen to them
honestly the vc and commentary coming from people annoys me more
Mindless promotion continues...
There's a discord server up https://discord.gg/013ppKfgfODeHWZ2Q here for /owg/.
You can use it to find people to play with, talk shit and whatever else. I'm currently working on a bot for it, which is just about functional right now and in a place where I can add more useful features.
Join so I can find some more yuros to play with, I really want to get out of playing with pubshits because it's miserable.
>>144964618
>nerfing Mercy even more
Replace every Support with Lucio while you're at it
>>144959363
Pharah also has a ton of Native American symbolism mashed from all different tribes on her...it's just a mish mash of whatever they thought looked cool lul
>>144964584
75 damage.
And what are you doing in melee range, anon?
>>144964428
The only reason I think Widow is so hated is that some stupid amount of people flat-out suck with her.
I would be willing to bet that 90% of the Widows I've played with since launch have bee DOGSHIT. They can't land bodyshots, let alone headshots. The amount of Widows I've seen spam their 0% charged shots, missing enitrely, is painful to see.
I think too many people play with their sensitivity too high, and don't take time to just dick around in the training map, figuring out how to shoot moving targets, and consistently land shots.
Widow is super useful when played right, her ult is amazing for awareness.
>>144964618
I've seen soo many garbage mercys that don't know anything about positioning or heal priorities or anticipating damage
not any different from garbage {insert other character}
>>144963712
This is true, I shaved my ass hairs once. worst decision of my life.
>>144964614
i'll chop up your onion and feed it to my rabbit
>>144964695
discords are almost always insufferable circlejerks populated with attention whores who won't even acknowledge your existence if you aren't part of the club who was there from the very beginning
is this one different?
>>144964584
JUST DON'T GET CLOSE LOL!!!!
People tell me that about Mei too, but it's easier said than done. Their weapons have deceptive range.
How long until the first new cosmetics come out?
I need to know before I snap and spend all my currency
>>144963141meesh245#1831I'm stuck in the middle of no-where for a summer job so I'm bored as shit senpai
>>144964763
the only reason widow isn't hated more is that some stupid amount of people flat-out suck with her
>>144964442
I reckon Reinhardt is the only proper tank anyway, and games are won without him
Anyway, go Roadhog in that situation. Has many many hp and can heal himself, no need for healslut
>>144964784
my onion is humble and enjoys the random factor of this brawl leave it ALONE
>>144964442
play Mei
put walls up infront of your snipers and junkrats, and in front of the McCree's and 76s when they ult.
>>144963834
>listening to music while playing Overwatch
yeah good luck not being able to hear the cling clang of an enemy McCree
oh wait you don't have to worry about the second most broken hero in the game because you play the first most broken hero in the game. Scum
also
>listening to anything other than ingame audio when playing video games
>>144964763
The reason Widow is hated is because she's fucking retardedly overpowered.
It takes like 3 headshots to charge her ult and then that just snowballs everyone elses ult on their team because good luck winning a fight versus a McCree who can see through walls.
tracer should be able to kill widowmaker with 1 clip
Greetings, I have really enjoyed my time playing Overwatch, both with the Beta and the final game and I am really glad that the game has been a big hit and has been beloved by many. However, I have one request that I feel could improve the game and potentially help a group that rarely gets acknowledged in the mainstream.
I am gender fluid and I feel the series would be better if it incorporated a gender fluid character into the game. To clarify, gender fluidity describes people like myself whose gender varies over time. For me, understanding this about myself opened a lot for me because I no longer felt conflicted about who I was and why I felt confused a lot of the time.
Sadly, there is very little census data to show how much of the population we represent (as is with most non-binary groups), however we have made great strides for equality and recently, with organizations like the Oxford Dictionary, the UK’s National Rail and EA with the Sims with their new gender options improving representation and awareness of gender fluidity and other non-binary genders.
As such, I would be really great and heartwarming to me to see a gender fluid character in Overwatch that can be awesome and be treated like an equal alongside Tracer and Reinhardt, while also someone who can be a role model for gender fluid people like myself, a group who rarely gets any acknowledgement in the media.
For me, I would like to see a gender fluid character be one with a more slender physique and can be fashionable and behave in ways that don’t conform to what is expected like being sassy and sexy in how they act without being mocked for it. However, even something as simple as being described in gender neutral pronouns like they or them would be a subtle but a very effective move and would be very welcoming to many gender fluid people.
>>144961462
This always confused me. When did this happen? If it was 10 years ago that means tracer was 16. So probably not, but then why did 76 age so drastically? Any why couldn't pharah join if tracer was so young here?
>>144964804
Yes, it's populated exclusively by /owg/ players, so it shouldn't be any worse than this thread.
Plus the benefits of being able to easily find people to play with easily outweighs whatever negatives being in a Discord might have.
Playing with pubs is literally worse than finding out you're HIV+
>>144964251
Like I said, you haven't played her enough and might not even play the game at all, it seems, because you don't know the scale of the maps, area of rocket explosion and in general gameplay situations.
What happens in the video is not an issue during the actual gameplay, there's a good reason no one ever noticed that before after a year of beta testing. Fuck off back to your containment board and stay there. DICE released a great BF1 wallpaper today, so you can have a field day with it with your /v-pol/ friends.
>>144964890
she can.
>>144964820
this seems like a cool dude i want to play with and not at all a raging homo
why did i download a 30 mb patch like 3 times
I love Pharah!
>>144964902
>gender fluid character having gender change as their ult
>literally useless otherwise
Fund it.
>>144963834
Everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe359yiaPi8
>>144964564
Yes, search Overwatch mythbusters on youtube, it's in those somewhere
>>144964820
>>144964934
headshots? i meant if it wasnt headshots
>>144964902
if you're trying to make fun of nonbinary people you could try doing it a little less hamfisted. or you know, not at all
>>144963986
Any recommendations?
I've been listening to The Dollop, they talk about the fucked-up bits of American history that no one really knows much about, like the death of George Washington, or 10 Cent Beer Night.
>>144964902
And on a personal reason, I discovered my gender fluindess a while back after much soul searching. One of the things that helped me and I realise this sounds silly and daft was Leo from the Tekken series, a gender fluid character who could kick !@# like every other character, was never discriminated for what they were and was allowed to be a normal person (well as normal as you get with a series with a Kung-Fu Bear and a Velociraptor as playable characters).
I honestly feel more characters like Leo could do some real good for the gaming industry and you have an excellent opportunity with Overwatch to do it. Your video game already contains a blue woman, a gorilla and the Grim Reaper, I don’t think a gender fluid character would be out of place.
Plus, it would give players more choice and to be able to play as characters that more relate to them on a personal level. To be able to get more invested with the series and enjoy it more. None of those are a bad thing and I feel would be an excellent opportunity for Blizzard to try out.
Another alternative that would still be affirming for gender non-conforming players would be an effeminate male character, because at the moment, while you have created an impressive and wide range of male characters, all of them seem to draw from male power fantasies like the bulky knight in shining armor with Reinhardt, the post apocalypse biker type with Roadhog and the brave and noble samurai with Hanzo.
There is of course, nothing wrong with any of these characters and it is great that many people are having fun with them. However, adding an alternative for those who are either less interested in those power fantasies or wish to see their identities better represented in fiction would be a really good move. Like with the gender fluid character, it would give effeminate men a character that allows them to be kick $%^ and take names, something that rarely happens in fiction.
>>144964885(you)
>>144964934
Except the spread fucks you over unless you pretty much insert the guns up Widow's ass.
Her hitbox is fucking tiny.
And she has absolutely no fucking business having 200hp with her idiotic kit.
>>144964902
>woahniggadoyouexpectmetoreadallofthishit.exe
>only see "genderfluid"
>nope.avi
>>144964961
they broke a lot of stuff the first time so they had to revert it, then they uploaded the fixed version.
>>144964902
>I would be really great
I highly doubt that
>>144963953
>ingame audio
pleb normie
Tracer should be able to blink out CC
>>144964564
why couldn't they
this game isn't turn based
>>144964943
(you)
>>144965019
>no effeminate male characters
Junkrat is a twink.
>>144964820
>meesh245hey you fucking furry
>>144965019
Like for example, a character who can be a male equivalent to the femme fatale. Who dresses in more feminine clothing and is allowed to be sexy, classy and seductive in ways that men are rarely allowed to be in fiction other than as joke characters. There are exceptions to this like Ash Crimson in the King of Fighters, a character I personally adore for being able to both be sexy & classy as well as be a serious threats and their sexuality not being treated as a bad thing.
I hope Overwatch continues to be a huge success. Even if nothing comes from this, I feel better about myself and my gender for having the nerves to ask you for this request.
>>144965075No
>>144964996
>they never revealed that pyro was a cute girl
shit gamu
>>144965073
it's way more "normie" to listen to music while playing games and a big reason why people bitch and moan about certain things
>>144965035
>And she has absolutely no fucking business having 200hp with her idiotic kit.
quick, name something about widow that isn't too good
>>144965075
Nah. If you get caught in a cc you should die with her.you shouldn't be getting caught in cc with her though
>>144962217
>that image
literally just saw my teams tank disappear over the edge of a cliff with the enemy reinhardt so yes.
>>144965149
Her forehead.
>>144965035
>hook widow
>aim for meatshot and press LMB
>~50% hp left because the pellets just went around her
>>144965110
>6'5"
>twink
>>144965123
What? I missed the jokeI fucking hate furries
>>144965110
junkrat is two meters tall, wide over the shoulders, and has chiseled abs
epic
GOD DAMN I CAN'T STAND THIS SHIT ANYMORE
FUCK WIDOWMAKER
>tf2 had no cute grills and it was incredibly popular for about 5 years
>if overwatch didn't have cute grills it would be dead by now
Prove me wrong, you pathetic virgins
Mercy and Zen should get passive heals to not suck as much.
Mercy, while using her healstream, heals friendlies in close proximity to the priority target for a small amount.
Zen's Healing Orb does the same thing.
Discuss.
>>144965149
For a high-damage hitscan sniper? There's no such thing.
If she's meant to do 150 damage with a bodyshot and 300 with a headshot then everything she has, from the grapple through her hp to her ult is fucking ridiculous already.
>>144964906
Tracer has time fuckery going on otherwise the timeline would make even less sense. Soldier 76 didn't age drastically until he was all fucked up when their HQ was blown up. Pharah was on the path to join and I guess they like soldiers that have some experience which is why Pharah was in the Egyptian military.
genji is so cool how do i get good with him
>>144965149
If her hook is on cooldown and she's 1v more than one in close combat she melts.
>>144965139Then its not a blink its a teleport
>>144965261
just winston her dude
it's 100% the hard counter that can't go wrong at all dude
>>144965214
oh, well then good job sharing a username with an incredibly popular furry porn artist my man
>>144964885
>What is volume mixing
>>144964820
>That fucking thumbnail and filename
Well played anon.
>>144965282
only a pathetic virgin would make a post like this
>>144959778
why are (you) here?
>>144964692
Yeah it just is what it is I guess. Can't help what other people do.
Loot boxes are loot boxes, it's a rough life.
>>144965075
No, but she should be able to recall out of it.
>>144963834
puu sh/pmvkl/fa654557c1.mp4
>When you save someones life 3 times in about 5 seconds.
>>144965328
i tried to do that and she sniped me while i was jumping
There are No Counters to this damn hero
>>144965320
Yeah, tracer teleports, she doesn't blink.
>>144965328
Except for when the Widow isn't glued to her scope 24/7 and can actually see you jump at her, which means you'll eat 1-2 bodyshots and a mine, she grapples away and shoots at you again.
So yeah, "hard counter".
>>144965261
>FUCK WIDOWMAKER
If only she's so fucking hot. Che che la femme.
>>144964714
Don't worry sound doctor would be next on the list.
>>144965310
She doesn't have her chronal accelerator on. So is this before the accident??
>>144964902
i'll give you some of my "gender fluid" if you know what i mean
>>144965427What's the difference
>>144964885
>playing with two buddies last night
>all of a sudden slipknot starts playing over one of their mics
>he picks reaper and starts singing along
Good one Dave
>>144965459
A player reacts to your counter instead of lying down and accepting their death? Now that's just fucking broken shit.
>>144965204
>tfw no tall cutie who laughs a lot
>>144965519
Umi is a bitch
>>144965329
The name came from making fun of Russians
I googled it and it's the first thing that popped up without the numbersTime for rope, I guess
>>144965549
The counter doesn't work if the Widowmaker is actually decent.
>>144965261
>>144965261
>>144965493
That tracer looks like she's pre-op and trying really hard to pass it off.
Why is Zenyatta so fun to play?
>>144965493
I guess
>>144965549
enjoy her while she lasts
bliz is gonna nerf her until she's unplayable
What if Widowmaker's sniper rifle was not hitscan and had bullet spread?
>go to store to get some food
>run into milf neighbor
>she's wearing yoga pants
>can clearly see the outline of her big, fat clit
>fapped 3 times
>dick still keeps getting hard
how am I supposed to play with this boner
>>144965529
Teleport moves you spatially, left to right, up or down, etc, instantly
Blink doesn't move you, you disappear and reappear at the same spot
>>144965628
because you're playing without an enemy widowmaker
>>144959192
Sorry Genji and Hanzo don't have buck teeth and wear straw hats you fucking retard
hey rate my clip i'm really good thanks
https://streamable.com/tgaz
>>144965616
I really want a Wiston/Mercy edit.
Public matches with randoms are just so fucking shit, anyone here want to team up and play?
>>144965628
because he is in a sweet spot between difficult enough to have to try but easy enough to have some fun with it
>>144965652
iktf
i have one right now
>>144965625
so does mc mccree
>Nepal KOTH
>want to expand my pool of heroes
>pick Reaper for the first time ever
>warn my teamates "First time picking Reaper, so if anything goes wrong in this game you can blame it on me"
>we got stomped 100% - 0% on the first two rounds
>still got 2 gold medals for3objective kills and3,274damage done
>>144965204
How long do you think it would take junkrat to make 76 completely lose it
>>144965646
And good, as she's cancer.
>>144965328
Winston stops being reliable when you strating getting to the good widowmakers
it's the same point where your widowmaker has to be better than their widowmaker because she only reliably counters herself
because she's FUCKING BROKEN
>>144965650
it would be size of hanzo arrow then
this game is fun but all the characters are so lame and boring, personality-wise, compared to TF2
I don't care about the tumblr memes giving characters personality they don't actually have
part of the fun of TF2 were the "meet the" videos and the character bantz
>>144964902
>I am gender fluid and I feel the series would be better if it incorporated a gender fluid character into the game. To clarify, gender fluidity describes people like myself whose gender varies over time.
But Bastion is already in Overwatch...
Has this person ever played the game?
>Mercy ults Tracer, Junkrat and Widow back to life on my payload to keep their team in the game
>mfw I go whole hog
>>144965650
Then why bother taking shots that don't go where you want them
>>144965650
you could remove her sniper rifle and just give her the SMG and she'd still be quite strong
>>144965650
She literally just needs slower charge bodyshots to do less damage
>>144965685
Shit, I meant to say Winston/WidowmakerThough I guess anyone weak to Winston works just as fine
>>144961041
I love countering her with McCree
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-euuughhhh!
Easiest headshots of my life
>>144965549
Maybe if any of the heroes widow countered had a chance in hell against a good widow either
>get kicked because i picked a character but didn't lock in
Holy fuck this is annoying, I can't tell you how many fucking times this has happened to me
>>144965723
>mc
*ms
>>144965698
o/
dezly#1242
add
Who's the hardest hero to master?
>>144965646
And then kids will bitch about the next "overpowered" chà racter.
>>144965748
Then good thing I never cared about any of that from tf2.
>>144964902
Can you go into a woman's bathroom and say "Hey i'm gender fluid i can take a shit here, ok?"
AUDIO MEMEDICK
I made it brehs
>>144965662
>Blink doesn't move you, you disappear and reappear at the same spot
>>144964820
i would add you if i was not so salty for being tricked
>nobody saying a word and things are going to straight to shit town
>call out a flank over voice chat
>"CuntbagMcButtsauce: shut up pls"
what the fuck
>>144965841
If it still says "waiting for players", then the pick doesn't count. You have to do it again, once all 12 players have connected.
>>144965757
"appliance" isn't a gender, my queer friend
>>144965873
See you in a few days, anon.
>>144965852
consolefag :(
>>144965943
shut up pls
Is this edgy?
Really not trying to shitpost, i just want the game to become better and better, but how did this make it through development?
>Zarya's m1 now slows for 15%
Will she be viable?
>>144965372
>Tracer should get a free escape even when she fucks up hard enough CC'd
NOW HOLD ON
>>144965972
>"appliance" isn't a gender, my queer friend
Fuck off shitlord I Identify as Tank and I'm gonna blow the living SHIT out of you
>>144966005
Best girls
Cute ship
Post one more please! No matter the situation Pharah and Mercy are patrician taste women.
>>144965924
I'LLBEYOUR MEDIC
>>144966052
something something 20 tick
>>144965937
yes, and? go look at something stationary, and blink. From your perspective, it 'disappears' for an instant, but never moves. That's where the name comes from.
>>144965873
No biggie. She can either make new friends and family or just take off her harness
>>144966007
you've made a mistake
>>144966095
>>144965725
git gud casul
>>144966063
zarya was always viable
Gette Goode
>>144966105
that's entirely unrelated to the shameful tickrate you fucking retard
>1st Round both teams at 99%, we lose
>2nd Round we win
>3rd we get to 99% but then the other team wins
>>144966063
She already is viable you shitter
literally get gud
You want to do what with my feet?!
>>144966201
lol....
>>144965857
Mei by far, this is a universal consensus.
>>144966095
My relations of African heritage.
It also helps that Pharah and Mercy work well together as a team.
>>144966105
that has nothing to do with tickrate you retard
>>144966178
>>144966005
>same autist posting the same 3 pictures every thread
just go back to tumblr
>>144960240
underrated post
>>144966063
zarya is already viable, and that's with her m1 being crippled by garbage hitreg
>Illios well as Lucio
>spend most of the match wallriding inside the well
UNREAL
>>144966303
Exactly how much lactating mercy do you have?
>>144966168
I have literally never heard of a setting that uses blink in that context. Got any examples?
>>144962684
>>144966253
I want to do things with traceranon's feet
>>144960598
The payload maps are like early tf2 payload maps, utter shit.
>>144966063
>making zarya god tier
Fuck off
>>144965725
you're absolute horseshit even if that's your first time
>>144966409NSA, RUN!
>>144966303
Stop posting disgusting cowtits at least.
>>144966404
wow good job you recognized a name that is also in a video game
>>144966397
Mtg, some sci-fi books as well
>>144966312
>liking yuri is tumblr now
begone normie
>>144966409
Connection fuckups
>>144966253
I want to tickle them
FIRE IN THE HOLE, GOD DAMNIT EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS SHIT, SHOOT MY STUPID TIRE
sometimes I wish ults like this was not screamed out loud
>>144964926
30hrs and i have missed direct hit several times because of this.
Its bullshit.
>>144966329
On that note, when should you use m1 as zarya?
I seem to always get better performance out of her m2, even at close range.
>be Mercy
>ally Zarya ults on the Payload
>enemy Zarya ults too
>Payload is a clusterfuck of death and I'm caught in it
>[ANGRY KATANA UNSHEATHES IN JAPANESE LANGUAGE]
>fuck
>see allied McCree, fly the fuck away to him and prepare to rezz
>angry Japanese man is hot on my heels
>McCree stops to fucking Deadeye
>get cut down
>McCree gets cut down without shooting anything
>cart moves up
>Genji gets PotG
>_
>>144966052
combination of decieving projectile size and oversized hitboxes
should have tried it with a hitscan weapon
>>144959249
Try suicide
Is it bad I want a line of skins that are just formal Suits for characters?
I want Genji, Winston andTracerin suits
>>144965757
is this a bastion pepe?
have we literally come to this?
a fucking bastion pepe?
whens the overwatch sitcom coming out
>>144966559
That's literally the point
>>144966536
>normie
lesbians is literally the most pleb 14 year old "heeehee boobies" mentality shit tier fetish of all time
and shipping is tumblr, that's where it belongs, that's where you're getting your garbage drawings from, feel free to go back and stay there
>>144966525
you haven't played Genji Badminton yet in game?
>literally get solo ulted twice in a row
guess they wanted to make sure heroes died after all.
>>144966574
anyone it actually registers on (people who aren't moving laterally, rein, roadhog)
>>144966303
Anon please, think of the children!Saved
>>144966312
All memes aside, Tumblr is amazing for weirdly specific pornography.
>>144966312
For some reason mercyfags are the most obnoxious retards i've ever met that insist on shoving their trash character and ships into everything. There was that widow faggot who was just as bad, but he mellowed out once mods went ballistic on him. I wish the same happened to mercyfags
>>144966226
At least it isn't a one sided stomp. I'm usually not mad at close matches even if I lost.
>>144966574
You use M1 when anyone is retarded enough to manfight you with high charge. This is easiest on enemy tanks.
>>144958585
>tfw I've been playing on a toaster at lowest settings and this looks like a completely different game
>>144966052
>That FPS
>>144966536
>>144966312
we're all tumblrs now
>>144966409
that's when blizzard's server is being shit and can't handle the load
i wish i was kidding
>>144966559
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>send the tyre through a flanking route and over a wall from behind the enemy team
would you swallow widowmakers spit
>>144966781
funny enough overwatch is more toaster friendly than team fortress
>>144966743
higher settings just add more clutter imo. i have a 980 ti and prefer low.
>>144966052
so that's why it's so easy to headshot with mercy but difficult with 76.
>>144966849
No.
>>144966712
they would if everyone reported them every time they posted
>>144966820
what happened to his body
>>144966784
76 best grandpa.
>>144966629
>>144966849
yes, all her liquids
>>144966849
Yeah
>>144966849
Spit is gross anonunless it's mixed with best dad's cum.
>>144966921
Not everyone can be as autistic as you anon
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>>144966423
What are these even based on
>>144966849
I'd lick it from her sole
>build a turret on top of a health pack
>it heals itself every 10 seconds while you're out using your lava shotgun
hehehehehe
>>144966854
unsurprising
>source
>>144967024
>t. mad as fuck mercyfag
What's the matter? Your mom keep yelling at you when you reset the router?
>>144966601
that is the correct answer
>>144967106
d-delete this
>>144967058
That's not where you spit from you dummy
Someone make a new thread.
>>144966528
Other settings use blink and teleport interchangeably m8
>play as defender in weekly brawl
>enemy starts with 3 reinhardts
why the RNGods must punish me so, fellas?
>>144966921
I do, anon, i do report the faggots everytime, but i can't do it alone
>>144965875
if you really need to take a shit would you even ask?
>>144967050
They're based on those 'sissification/sluttification' hypnosis things, there's a shit-ton of them, just google it. They never actually work, of course.
At least, that's what I imagine they're parodying.
>hollywood attack
>team storms out
>suddenly enemy giga kraut charges and takes half of us with him off the map
fucking amazing
>>144967192
just suicide until you get junkrat/bastion
>>144967192
my man just switch to bastion
>>144967253
>They never actually work, of course.
I imagine they "work" for the mentally ill just fine.
What are they even supposed to do?
>>144967167
Don't blame me, someone else posted about them being different first
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>>144959773
This is great. This is how dad 76 should be.
Source?
>>144967106
>be running away from soldier
>low hp
>oh shit yeah a health pack
>there's a turret on it
>no problem turret is at full hp
>chasing soldier misses you and hits the turret
>turret picks up health pack
>die
>soldier kills turret as well
gg
>>144966629
We've had Smug Bastion since open beta m8
>>144967152
off it then
>>144967253
>parodying
oh to be innocent again
>>144967298
>weekly brawl
>game gives you a random hero
>cannot switch until you die
>>144967262
Where can you fall off the map at hollywood?
>see team dying to widow
>switch to winston and rape widow
>"fuck off you only switched for me"
WELL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING EXPECT
Is it possible to quit the game without a penalty and not getting exp so you stay at lv1 forever?
Is the mouse speed supposed to feel sluggish or am i just not used to the game yet?
It feels like it isn't as responsive as with other games like CSGO.
>>144967545
Widows think it's fair when they stand at full range and shoot people
Widows do not think it's fair when you shove your 2 foot long monkey dick up their cunt
>>144967690
gorilla dicks are 2" not '. trust me i'm an expert
>>144967785
How many monkey dicks?
how's overwatch doing in korea
I've realised that as a Pharah main I don't have the usual issues with McCree or Mei or Widow.
I played some other heroes today and holy shit - now I know how every one else feels.
Quickly switched back to Pharah so I didn't have to deal with that shit anymore.
It isn't all a cakewalk, but once you get good with Pharah all the annoying shit other players have to deal with can be avoided with timing, map knowledge or tactics.
Pharah truly is best girl.
>>144966046
xcalibur could just be a fantasy fan, not a far stretch considering it's a bnet account, it's not really any edgier than american box art kirby.
>nobody ever adds you when you post your profile
how do i find people to play this shit with? literally anyone. i just want my xp bonus. also reply with id and i'll add so we can video game okay cool nevermind
>>144967940
It has like 28% of the play time share in PC bangs currently, second highest after League of Legends
>>144964883
This. Outmeme the memers
>>144967893
there's less than fifty thousand male gorillas left in the world and i've inspected most of them
>>144964883
>>144968115
Meinald Trump fighting to make team comps great again.
>>144967478
sorry, I got it confused with Numbani
>>144968062
very good
can't wait to see them play against EU and NA
>>144966052
>>144966789
>not trying to shitpost
>LMAO PUKING CHINK xD
Don't you have latest Brianna Wu tweets to discuss on /v/?
>>144958256
I've got a 72% winrate with symmetra, what's your point?
>>144964357
McCree/Mercy when?
>>144965427
She doesn't teleport or blink.
She shifts through dimensions.
Every unit of 'time' is a cascading tree of alternate dimensions infinitely spawning new dimensions as time moves forward. Tracer moves from one dimension where she is at point A to another Dimension where she is at point B.
To the frame of reference of the observer it looks like she 'blinks' out of existence and reappears at a different location, when in fact its the observer who has shifted into a new dimension. The tracer who 'blinked' has shifted into one dimension from another, without traversing the intermediate dimensions. This is a hyper-dimensional jump.
The way this is possible is by dimensional folding. Our existence is based on the number of dimensions we inhabit. By folding dimensions we can exist in a two dimensional plane or even a single dimensional plane. Skip through the lower dimension and reappear at a different location in three dimensional plane.
The 'phasing' tracer experiences is her being pulled into a lower dimension because the quantum state of her physical body has been altered.
Much like a black hole that has collapsed into itself. It's just taking matter from a three dimensional plane and converting it into lower dimensions. Higher dimensions contain more energy so when matter in a high plane collapses it causes a vortex sucking energy into a lower plane of existence.
Ultimately all matter at higher planes will be sucked into the base dimensional planes causing a dimensional singularity. Which compresses all matter and energy into a single point, and then releases it for the rebirth of the multiverse.
And that is why Tracer has the best butt.
>those tracer doujins will never be translated
fucking kill me please
>>144969389
>best butt
She's not even in the top 6
>>144969513
Australian isn't that hard to read
>>144964695
Fuck discord
But if you want euro players, I've been playing with 5-6 man groups for a while. Pretty good players too.Elardi#2299, add me and I'll invite you
>>144964763
People don't hate the shit widows though, they hate the good ones that one pop them.