Dotards 2 thread the /d2g/

> mfw eg and secret both get shitstomped

AUI to Kaipi?

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yeah at this point I hope this eg / secret cabal literally dies after ti.

Both teams need to fully disband and start over at this point.

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>You go to bed
>The following day, you wake up to this

What do you do?

AUI TO KAIPI

C9 IS BACK

Aui is kill again

wow

>ppd could be rocket surgeon or some shit right now
>he chose to bless dota with his intellect
god bless

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how do you like my draft /d2g/ ?

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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

Secret made a huge error getting Bulba.

Just how many million times has that trash proven that he is incapable of being a good player.

And I now 100% believe Universe was playing like a fucking idiot on purpose.

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>The Zaipi dream is dead

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Aui to Kaipi?
Bring back the Old C9 dream!

WHY DIDNT AUI JOIN SECRET FOR THE TRUE SPEED GAMING EXPERIENCE + PUPPEY
JUST

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JUST

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FRIENDLY REMINDER
IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY SECRET FANS

Hello darkness my old friend

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>>144962520


POST RTZ

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>>144962536
>that bulge

Is Aui packing heat?

>>144962532
Nobody wants LingPing 2000 cuz he is a trash player.

then again TS was retarded enough to acquire Bulba

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>20 fucking posts early

>>144962536
"THEY ARE GOING TO KICK ME AGAIN" MEME IS ACTUALLY RIGHT

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Secret.Jigglebilly
CONFIRMED

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All according to plan

>>144962620
Aui is just trash at carry he needs to be a fucking cuck support

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>>144962519
>And I now 100% believe Universe was playing like a fucking idiot on purpose.

HOLY SHIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

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>>144962517
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES

Finish up the old thread retards. Or the mods will delete this one.

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Reminder that there is L I T E R A L L Y no stopping this man

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>rtc getting passed around like a cheap whore

>>144962562
New era for EG and Secret. They are back!

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>>144962562
>puppey back to navi
>light of heaven out of retirement
>xboct returns from the hyperbolic time chamber

>navi wins ti6

>>144962702
Except having literal dogshit like Zai on his team lmao

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Thank you for your service Saahil

Welcome Home.

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>>144962689
Got nowhere to run

Somebody post the picture of Universe during the EE Kunkka pic.

>>144962519
I wonder if this is all a ruse made by valve to hype TI as the game itself has turend to shit

Its just too perfect to be their decision


Also

it still boggles my mind EE hasn't been kicked from a team since NTH

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Kuroky was always right

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Post your FUCKING faces when today's reshuffle blows shitty Major games out of the water

I WANT TO BLOG ABOUT MY 3K ADVENTURES GODAMIT

>bulba on secret

ughhhh, looks like they've dropped the ball for good.
No need to watch their games anymore I guess, they're basically on the same level as Team freedom or some shit now.

>>144962513
based

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Noone

Literally

Noone

Wants this man on their team

I mean Secret chose Bulba instead of him

Literally

BULBA

instead of this man

LUL

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CHOTTO MATTE

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>>144962807

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Nani?

>>144962856
I'd still fuck him

>>144962828
Only infidels doubted him

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There's no more hope left for Secret

>>144962856
Someone post the 'across the universe, seeking intelgent life form' pic of aui

PPD literally controls the entire western scene. Its all back and forth between him and Puppey. Puppey was the original OG player/scene destroyer when he stole CIS talent constantly

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>>144962803
AS I'M FADING AWAY

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just a boy that wants to play dota

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BLOGPOSTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

ESPORTS DRAMA SPILLING OVER INTO THEIR BLOGPOSTING TIME LMAO

>>144962828
>mfw rtzshitters blamed kuro for secret 2.0

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>EG and secret get last place
>EG kicks bulba
>bulba on secret
>secret have to go through the open qualifiers
>EG probably will also
>secret and EG are in shambles

i actually peed myself a little from laughing so hard

>people who think eg won't get direct invite
LE EPIC GET MEMED KID HAHA XDDD REDDIT XDD

How long they are going to rotate same old shitters around? Where are fresh new NA/EU players?

>>144962864
>>144962874
this now needs a keikaku edit
fucking Kubo tier twists up in here

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>>144962889
You would even fug a dog though.

On a side note. Kuro and Notail who left Secret are doing just fine.

>>144962929

>Aui on DC is not top 2 NA
>Aui on EG is not top 2 NA
>Aui not on DC is top 2 NA

pottery

DOTA 2 esport is the best seasonal anime of 2016

FACT.

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>>144962970
>breaking the rules
>being invited

Valve talks so much about integrity so they literally can't invite the defending champions

Fucking Dotards man

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>universe was a double agent the whole time

PPD is a mastermind.

>>144963018
notail is being hard carried like the shitter he is


kuro is a fucking strong leader tho.

Another easy ti win for EG honestly

pretty sure nobody in the pro scene takes the combined player pool of EG and Secret seriously anymore
people are literally laughing at them and not with them

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>NEWS & STREAMS
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2

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to what team is Arteezy going to migrate to after this tI?

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>>144962973
>fresh
>new
>NA

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>>144962959
you forgot aui kicked and Zai taking a spot

ALL OF THIS ULTIMATELY FOR THE SAKE OF REPLACING ARTEEZY WITH ZAI

LITERALLY AN EVIL GENIUS

>>144963051
The rules are going to get changed after TI because of retarded ass shit that has happened since TI5 with these roster locks.

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>>144962864

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>>144962948
IM SICK OF THIS LIFE

How on earth did Puppey manage to fuck himself over second TI in a row.

just fucking what is up with him and his never ending shuffles

should've stuck with w33+misery secret that team was good team

>>144962932
yeah except now everyone realized it and formed actual teams. both secret and eg are now literally t2 teams which no t1 player/team wants to touch.

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EG is playing NA qualfiers with this lineup

Fear
Sumail
Universe
Zai
PPD

Secret is , despite memeing, still OFFICIALLY AN EU TEAM, and this will be playing in the EU qualfiers with THIS

EE
RTZ
BULBA THOUHG
PUPPEY
PIE

EG ARE GOING TO BREEZE THROUGH AND SECRET IS FUCKIGN FINISHED

THE CHESS MOVE OF THE FUCKING CENTURY BY PETER "BAELISH" DAGER

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>>144963101
Who's going to want that anchor?

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Toby Dawson @TobiWanDOTA 26m26 minutes ago

Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to welcome both @teamsecret and @EvilGeniuses to the #TI6 Open Qualifiers

hope both teams get knocked out in bo1s

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WHAT KINDA SHUFFLE YOU WANT FAMILY?

wait is arteezy out of a team?

>>144962973
Sumail

Why the fuck are people praising Peter? Are NA fans delusional?

>dump Slotherina
>need to go through Open Qualifiers now

Peter is fucked.

>>144963171
>PLD to alliance

thoughts?

>>144963194
JUST

eg will play against peruvians and sneykings

secret will play against alliance navi etc

good shit valve grats on your amazing rules

>Zai is the person every team wants
>goes to school for a year
>PPD constructs master plan to weaken the scene just to get Zai a year later
>IT FUCKING WORKS

LITERALLY "THE" EVIL GENIUS

>>144963190
#VEGGIEESPORTS

what if alch aghs
made his greevil's greed an aura

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Post your face when our guy Cap will eliminate EG and/or Secret from TI6

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>>144963194

>NO OTHER TEAM JOINS THE RETARD SHUFFLE RUMBLE OF SECRET AND EG

>THEYRE LITERALLY CONTAINED OUTSIDE THE SCENE

>THEY ARE LAUGHED AT IN PUBLIC MEDIA LIKE TWITTER AND REDDIT

I don't even.

>>144963228
He got Universe and Zai, EG are completely fucking safe even if they had to go through Open/Invited Qualifiers to TI and are probably safe in TI too.

Secret on the other hand have Bulba and RTZ, these TWO ARE INCAPABLE OF PLAYING AT PROFESSIONAL LEVEL

>>144963228
its damage control

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>>144962948
STANDING

>>144963252
>Purge beating PPD

a man can only dream

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>>144963252
based cap

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>>144963157
I JUST WANNA SCREAM

>>144963279
>completely safe
>in bo1 qualifiers
>safe
>bo1

Yep. 100% delusional.

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what did he mean by this?

reminder that Zai going to EG is NOT CONFIRMED

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>both EG and Secret fail to get out of qualifiers

Easy TI win for the Finnish team of Team Liquid from the Republic of Finland

I just woke up dotards what's happening?

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>POST YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN SWINDLEMELONZ AND / OR MASON KNOCKS PPD OUT OF TI QUALS

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Guys please I want to lewd post with fellow NEETs

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>>144963279
More like

Bulba and EE

Why do people forget EE?

>>144963345
There are 2 spots for open qualifier teams into regionals, the chances of EG not getting one of those spots is insanely small. Someone's internet would have to go out and they play 4v5

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>>144963252
oh god i hope so, it would be just the most amazing thing

>finish game of dota
>check /d2g/
>all this drama
HOLY SHIT

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What went wrong

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>>144963380
MASON
A
S
O
N

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>Where am I going fellas?

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>>144963252
I'll take a day off if they play. Can't miss this.
Hope Purge gets his shit together and merlini doesn't die for no reason at 40 minutes without buyback.

>>144963375
ppds masterplan is unfolding

both eg and secret are in open qualies, but with one huge difference

eg in na and secret in eu

so while eg will play vs fluffsnstuffs and sneykings, secret will play vs empires

ppd just killed his biggest rivals in one move

rooting for ad finem to beat secret in the open qualifiers

>>144963446
back to canada you useless chink

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>>144963339
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

>>144963413

Or they get cheesed in the first round and knocked out by literal whos. BO1s are unstable as fuck

>>144963431
>MASON WAS SECRETS SLEEPER AGENT ALL ALONG

THIS IS BEYONG METAL GEAR TIER

gimme link to reddit thread lads

>>144963446
Kaipi obviously.

>>144962482
since when is loda wearing glasses?

@144963448
reported for avatarfagging

I HOPE TO GOD THAT FUCKINGMAD OR SOME COACH HELPS VEGGIES TO DEFEAT EITHER SECRET OR EG FOR

MAXIMUM
ULTRA
KEKS

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>>144963347

honestly guys none of the players have been forced to play qualifiers in fucking years there's no way they have any experience with it these days
They could honestly end up going out
FUCK HOW AWFUL WOULD A TI WITHOUT PUPPEY BE
SERIOUSLY

>bulba to secret
WHEN ONE ISN'T ENOUGH
TWO WILL DO THE JOB

where was it confirmed zai is back on eg or is that just a fresh d2gmeme ?

>>144963413
this t b h, EG should feel very comfortable in the open qualifiers apart from the various cheese strats in the Bo1's, but their only competition is what, mazon stack and shazam?
secret is gonna play against empire, maybe alliance, kaipi stack, that new 'polarity' stack, ex-team spirit stacks, no diggity, like, fugg.

>secret bulba

official rtz daily theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8

>>144963413
you dont seem to understand what bo1 means

and what "lmao we are agianst eg lets just cheese the fuck out of them" means too

ALSO TO ADD EVEN FUCKING MORE TO THAT ______ANYONE_)_____ CAN SIGN UP WITH FAKE NICKS TO OPEN QUALIES

last open qualies teams already invited to regional qualies fakenicked to knock out rivals THIS IS LITEARLLY LIKE SOME SOAP OPERA

SECRET SMURFING IN NA OPEN QUALIES TO KNOCK EG OUT

MAYBE KKY WILL SHOW PITY TO HIS OLD FRIEND PPY AND DO IT FOR HIM

THE STORYLINE IS LITEARLLY WRITING ITSELF

>>144963554
I wonder if Valve would legitimately bend the rules so these teams at the very least go into regionals instead of open.

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>mfw PPD was 1 step ahead all along

>open quali BO1
>every single team will try and cheese them
it will be amazing

>this damage control for Peter Dager

Let's face it. Ppd and ppy completely shat their respective beds and most certainly won't make it to TI. There is no """masterplan""" or any clever decisions. They got cocky -> they lost nearly everything. Enjoy your TI6 with new heroes emerging.

>>144963495
EG are playing with a team that knows itself. All of the players have played together for a long time under the same team.

They have unrealistically small danger of elimination in qualifiers. 4/5 players are from TI winning squad for fucksake and they had great synergy back then and Zai was playing with 4/5 out of them in SADBOYS onwards

EG are safe

>>144963554
Fuck Puppey
he had something good and squandered it
let Secret ROT

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>>144963612
How can you NOT love this man?

>>144963573
It's the next logical step. If EG are going to follow the rules, and a have a player change during roster lock - forcing them to play open quals - then why not go all the way and get Zai back too ?

>>144963617

Navi is winning TI6

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>>144963578
Why would you ever want to do 10 bo1's instead of getting directly invited to TI

I mean if this is ppd's masterplan it's pretty shit

>>144963554
Sometimes it's best to put your puppy to rest instead of watching it suffer.

>>144963643
>It's a drama episode

its sad that roster shuffle is overshadowing this tournament

>>144963601
>last open qualies teams already invited to regional qualies fakenicked to knock out rivals
?
is this confirmed?

>>144963598


>I will only complicate you.
>Trust in me and fall as well.
>I will find a center in you.
>I will chew it up and leave,
>I will work to elevate you
>Just enough to bring you down.

LITERALLY

R
T
Z

>>144963601
Actual teams under actual organizations don't need to do shit like that.

Seriously, look at Frankfurt and Manila open qualifiers. Any team with a few named players always go super deep. Just because on paper you get a cheese lineup doesn't mean you can play at the same level as the others.

>>144963661
Puppey had soemthing good twice and fucked it over lmfao

referring to s4 secret and w33 secret here

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He deleted it straight after

Was he memeing? I can't tell for sure anymore.

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THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF DOTA 2 HAS BEEN ASSEMBLED

1. Fear
2. Sumail
3. Universe
4. Zai
5. ppd

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>Secret is forced to go to open qualifiers and to win EU suicide qualifiers

Like, even if EG didn't get direct invite because of this, they'd breeze easily through NA qualifier, although coL could give a fight. And if they get a direct invite, this would be the greatest dick move ever in the history of Dota.

BUT EU QUALIFIERS HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA

LITERALLY A SUICIDE

HAVE FUN COMPETING WITH VP, EMPIRE, VEGA ETC. WHOEVER DOESN'T GET A DIRECT

>BUHUUU UNIVERSE ABANDONED US

Fucking kek

>>144963737
bruh nobody's even playing right now
you can complain when this shit is still stirring when it starts again

>>144963696
?
i never called it a masterplan, just stated the obvious that EG has much less competition in the NA qualifier than secret has in EU qualifier.

>>144963645

Okay first of all everything you just wrote is fucking dumb. Secondly, it doesn't how well a team 'knows itself', dota is too volatile a game for a team to be safe going through multiple bo1s without any safety net.

>>144963756
that's deffo memeing

>>144963776
This is ACTUALLY the strongest roster ever.
>inb4 DK fans

>>144963717
Why the FUCK did Puppey let EE draft?
WHY.

WHYHWHYWHYWHTYHWWHYHWYHWYWEHWWTYHYHOTEHQWGkoWEHngJOçgsògj

>>144963803
U forget MADARA

>>144963756
He realized it wasn't funny and deleted it.

>tfw ti6 secret will get meme'd by no dignity and kaipi

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>>144963776
kill yourself
>>144963809
i wouldnt feel too bad about such shit player ditching a team but dear lord the retards of secret got fucking bulbva in place lmao he is ten times worse player

>>144963825
Add Aui etc. to banned and it's bretty gud

>EG and secret scrims everyday
>they will play with 31 teams that they've never played before
>eg get btfo by random peru/brazil stack
>secret lose to bangfish stack


PLEASE I WANT TO SEE

>>144963825
Amazing
Hope you made it yourself and didn't steal it from Reddit

would you invite EG to TI6 if you were valve? they shat on all roster rules, but they also now have the 5 man TI5 winning team

what the fuck happens now? I mean secret is going through open quali 4 sure

>>144963753

>Actual teams under actual organizations don't need to do shit like that.
Dude top 6 gets like $1.3+ millions. You bet your ass its in their best interest potentially good teams go out

Lets not even mention valve dumbed the game down so much you can get away with knowing how to play 1 or 2 heroes and do 1 single strat and if shit hits the fan you can still comeback provided you deal enough damage

These qualifiers are going to be harder than all the others for the pro teams

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>>144963856
CHOCO
LATTE

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>>144963776
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>it's a /d2g/ unironically discusses two shittiest teams in the scene

LMAO

who cares about segreckt

>>144963776
>zai
EG cucks actually believe he's good lmao

>>144963803
People are forgetting, with EG and Secret dropping and teams like Wings getting BTFO too, TI6 will go back down to 8 invites. Meaning more teams from regional qualifiers AND wild card. So even if its Col vs EG in NA, both of them will get the 2 slots.

Secret will have to face Alliance, Empire, maybe Navi but I think they are getting a direct invite based on hype and this tournament, and all the new shuffle stacks coming from open qualifiers

Secret are playing NA qualifiers, you fucking idiots. Regardless, I can't see them beating COL or DC.

>>144963738
some peruvian team already invited to regional qualies was fakenicking as old Mym or some shit like that and everyone even knew it was them but what are they going to do to them

>People actually think EG won't be invited to TI6

They're the winners of the last event, the last winner has always been invited. Hell sometimes winning one guarantees you invites for years (Na'Vi and Alliance)

>>144963969
>Lets not even mention valve dumbed the game down so much you can get away with knowing how to play 1 or 2 heroes and do 1 single stra

Boy, this game has average pick+ban hero pool 4x larger than in 2012.

Neck yourself fucking retard.

>>144963965
rules are rules
you just don't suddenly stack your team and get a free invite

>>144962954

>implying that zai didn't acknowledge RTZ was more 'in the right' on a stream.

I never heard what happened at DAC that made them dislike eachother though.

NEW TEAM LEAKED:
Disband Gaming
1.Black
2.Arteezy
3.Ixmike88
4.CWM
5.Sqreen

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Imagine playing 10 bo1's for days with BULBA

Remember, you CAN'T lose

>>144963063
did you even see the games today? He has been playing very well this tournament.

How the fuck do we even kill Miracle? He has not been killed in the playoffs a single time.

>>144964042
That was before Valve added retarded rules and roster locks.

EG and Secret both broke the rules, if Valve wants to be taken seriously no one can get away with it. That said, everyone knows the rules are shit and are getting revamped post-TI

>>144963883
Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if they get beaten by Shazam at this point

>>144964042
yeah we'll see nigga

>>144964103
lmfao

>>144964020
no they're not. despite d2g memeing Secret is still officially an EU team and that hasn't changed

>>144964050
>Boy, this game has average pick+ban hero pool 4x larger than in 2012.
In ti4 and before the average pick rate was literally all the heroes except sniper huskar blood and i dont remember which else, no more than 5 heroes

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>>144963776
>mfw they lost at first match on BO1 open qualifier

>>144963965
either both of them are going or thanks to reddit magic none of them are

both broke the rules and literally only reddit can save them now

>>144964059
But they are returning champs thats what the free invite is for

>>144964103
Scrap that, they already disbanded.

secret are gonna kick EE for badman

you heard it here first

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>>144962828
>Kuro in command of currently one of the best EU teams
>Puppey in the gutter with rtz, ee, and bulba

rtc was totally right though guys

>invite EG andor Secret
>get a furious shitstorm in their face

>don't invite
>literally no disadvantages, "muh integrity", huge viewership for open qualifiers

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>>144963825
(You) deserve this.

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>>144964103
AUI DOESN'T EVEN GET INVITED

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>Gaben's face when

Secret can't make it out of the qualifiers.

Bulba has never played at tier-2 level, let alone tier-1

RTZ seems to be riding a curse that any team he joins is shit.

EE is quite unstable.

And they have to go against teams like Empire (they haven't won Empire in a series in AGES, probably Natus Vincere (good fucking luck) and Vega (still a contender)

There's just no way Secret will play at TI with this joke roster

>>144964059
true, but isn't it kinda anti-climatic not to have the defending champions attend?
It's a tough question, I too wouldn't give them a direct invite either, though.

>"My spirit will rise from the grave, and the world will know that I was right" - Kuro "KuroKy" Salehi Takhasomi

>>144964173

So give it to the runner up

:^)

REMINDER

ZAI GOING TO EG IS NOT CONFIRMED

N O T C O N F I R M E D

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I honestly believe going through open qualifiers would help new EG immensely. I wouldn't get sad if they won't get invited directly to TI6.

I love this game guys, even when not playing/watching, somehow it finds ways to bring a smile on my face

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all this fuss about bottom 4 teams

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Guys, remember to drink something while memeing. I bet your mouths are dry

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How you like your roster senpai?

>>144964226
he can be "coach"

>>144964146
What the fuck are you talking about TI4

This is fucking 9th of June or July in 2016

40 heroes is average pick+ban of Manila Major

HANK urself

Say what you want about the actual game, but dota definitely has the best drama

I hope someone comes out and gives us some details on what exactly happened

>>144964218
Valve have literally never gave a shit about open qualifiers. They don't pay casters for it or do anything for it

>>144964278
its literally confirmed by Bruno

>>144964330
>40 heroes is average pick+ban of Manila Major
Woa this is worse than TI3

What the fuck

>>144963228

>PPD has such an ego that he dates and fucks a girl who looks just like him

dumping slotherina was the first step in curbing the PPEGO

REMINDER KUROKYS TEAM WILL JOIN AMERICAN OPEN QUALIES UNDER FAKE NICKS AND KNOCK OUT EG

PPD THINKS HE IS ONE STEP AHEAD WHEN IN REALITY HES PLAYING CHECKERS WHILE PUPPEY IS PLAYING CHESS WITH HIM

>>144964242
not mentioning that every team in open qualifiers will bust their asses off and play like it's their last game in life just to win Secret

>>144963247
Fuck off shitter reshuffle drama is going on

>>144964301
Too bad Team Liquid plays fucking boring dota with boring hero selections.

Rather watch OG NB LGD MVP Na'Vi instead of 'em, skipped their last series in Manila (was it vs. CoL)

>>144964278
Motherfucking BRUNO HAS CONFIRMED IT

Not having secret and EG at TI would kill viewership desu
Gaben the jew ain't gonna let that shit happen

WHOS GONNA REPLACE ZAI ON KAIPI FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

why the fuck is no one picking earthshaker

>>144963776
replace ppd with a decent player and that roster is pretty strong

>>144964218
>>literally no disadvantages, "muh integrity", huge viewership for open qualifiers
>teams get cheesed don't qualify

>Hundreds of thousands of viewers lost
>all the shitstorm go to waste

see
>>144964235

>>144964332
I don't think either team really recovered from the first split. Secret probably felt happy about RTZ and Universe, but PPD did not want to play with Aui and literally said he was the worst teammate he ever had. That and Bulalala is a joke and was stuck with him because he had 2 days to find someone not a pretty swedish boy

PPD was playing 3D Chess while Puppey was playing Checkers

>>144964468
kaipi is dead

sing can go back to full time streaming finally

>>144964401
The Chinese will win the next TI, because while PPD is playing checkers and Puppey is playing chess, the Chinese are all playing MMOs.

Yahtzee, gweilo.

>>144964480
Because pros base their picks on comfrot and trends.

ES is great pick against MVP and to extent Team Liquid depending if they go for the 'run under your tower' picks they seem to pick and play

>>144964468
cancel

>>144964459
>Not having secret and EG at TI would kill viewership desu

Who the fuck cares now that Navi is back?

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poopeedee, w-what about me??

>>144963252

>implying the NA qualifier finals won't be Secret vs EG.

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>>144964549

This

>>144964459
>>144964503
Navi is going to be at TI, and a squad that is fun to watch and doing well.

Neither of those teams could ever reach Good-Navi when it comes to viewers

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>be puppey
>win a major, place well consistently throughout the year
>kick two solid players for no fucking reason at all, and get le team destroyer and universe
>turns out universe sucks shit without ppd
>somehow in all this you end up in open qualifiers to TI6 with bulba on your team

JUST

DOTA 2 is hell of a soap opera.

>>144964146
TI2 had 22, TI3 had 13, TI4 had 8, TI5 had 19 unpicked heroes.

I don'tk know about TI1, that one doesn't even count to be honest.

>>144964628
Doesn't matter to jewben

money lost is money lost

>>144964574
>once the bright new prodigy of the entire dota scene
>now a has-been whose claim to fame is a 3rd place finish at TI4
things really took a turn for the worse for our dear boy artour

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>>144964468
the legend

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>>144963431

And with his Sacrifice he almost killed Alliance and Loda.

We came so close.

Is Dota the most entertaining competitive thing of all time?

>>144964650

If you care about shit players running between shit teams, sure.

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>>144963252
they can play in both qualifiers right?

>>144964647
This is like some sort of David Lynch film.

>>144964146
>In ti4 and before the average pick rate was literally all the heroes
No it wasn't.

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>>144964647
All part of the plan

>>144964470
Puppey is actually just training his captaining skills for TI10 which is when he has predicted the prize pool will peak, this is all a part of his master plan. He has to go underground for awhile and train up teams of the worst rejects of competitive DotA until he can achieve mind meld with competitive players and align his chakras with Icefrog's ever shifting mememetas.

These are just petty little battles compared to the war which is to come. A loss in a major is inconsequential.

>>144964657

Outside of Na'vi's Chinese murder spree TI2 really was shit

>>144962828

Based Liquid and OG sticking together even though both teams had their bad periods.

I hope they meet in the finals.

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HELP ME PLEASE. I DID NOTHING WRONG.

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

>>144964765
based fucking ppd

the puppet master

>>144964007

Why wouldn't Secret go to NA instead of EU? Should be easier.

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Lasse Urpalainen @LiquidMATUMBA 51s52 seconds ago

Ti6 new meta. smurf and drop eg & secret out in opens. ROFL

How is OG doing so good? They have notail and fly?

>>144964813
tbqh secret has thus far given him more than he could've hoped for

>>144964838
>implying anyone good besides EG is even in the NA region

Secret is fucked though

>>144964838
I would be scared shitless if I was PPD or Puppey.

Because matumbaman is that kind of a memer that he might just do it with his friends

>>144964758
>No it wasn't.
Yes it was

all teams had their own play style and hero pool. All of this died because jewben wanted full control over TI since it made them almost 100 millions with just compendiums

and if anything went wrong valve would take the hit

They killed dota and Esports

all that keeps people going is the drama now nobody cares about the game itself like before

>>144964838
H Y P E R X X X
D E V I L I S H

>>144964879
OG Liquid literally even MVP can enter open qualies and kick EG out

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>tfw me and my 4 lads might face secret in the open qualifiers this summer

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Who /back/ here.

>>144964881
>>144964838
Fucking Finns, they would do this

Trixi, Hanni and co start up a new team, with a new star player. Matumbawoman

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>>144964846
They have a coach who is really pushing them to their best according to them

>>144964876
After a certain skill level what matters is how you work as a unit and not as a single player.

it is a teamgame

>>144964879
Nigga THEY CAN SMURF AND FAKE IT

>>144964549
>>144964596
Shit'Vi are going to be back in the trash tomorrow

>>144964935
>secret and EG both get eliminated by gulagstacks
what are the odds

>>144964657
At the first international 3 out of 46 weren't picked

Do you lose your invitation if you secretly smurf the shit out in the Open Quali? Ofc if you get the spot other guy should replace you secretly.

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Reminder that Matu is in dee to gee _RIGHT NOW_

>>144964838

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I was out for few hours.
Any Dota 2 related drama happened ?

PUPPEY LITERALLY SAW THIS EXACT MOVE BY PPD 2 YEARS AGO HOLY FUCK

DOTARDS JUST LOOK AT WHAT HAPPEND:

PPY BECAMSE FRIENDS AND MADE TEAMS WITH PEOPLE THAT NOW ARE AT THE TOP OF DOTA 2 (OG AND LIQUID)

HE WILL NOW ASK THEM TO SMURF AND KICK OUT EG FROM OPEN QUALIES

THEY WILL DO IT FOR THE OLD FRIENDSHIP SAKE

PUPPEY LITERALLY PLANNED FOR 2 YEARS AHEAD WITH THIS SHIT

>>144964724
But Dumbmon is already in Peru getting cucked by our 18% taxes rates on everything

>>144964713
he was always a meme player honestly
might be good on paper, but he's not a team player
sure enough everyone wants him on their team because 2EZ4RTZ RIGHT GUIZE

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>>144964846

>>144965030
too bad they are from eu

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>>144964908

>>144964987
I remember those words when Na'Vi run 2-0 over your trash team lad

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>Trixi stack eliminates Secret
>Peru stack eliminates EG

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>SECRET.BULBA

what the FUCK is puppey thinking?

>>144964798
OG believe in the power of teamwork and friendship which is why they will win TI6. If they can knock Newbee into losers at the major nothing is standing between them and TI except a nerf to all defensive supports.

I TOLD YOU NIGGERS ZAI IS GOING TO SECRET

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>>144964987
just try me faggot

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What do we call this new version of Secret?
4.1?

>>144965081
do you know what smurf or fakenicking is?

or even better, does it even say anywhere you have to be american to play in american qualies?

>>144965090
Okay. What's my team, by the way?

>>144965118
You know that teams can ADVANCE during the time between Manila and TI even if patch doesn't appear and formerly weak team can match and be better than formerly strong team?

>>144965158
it says it right here

*points at dick*

>>144965126
ITS EG RETARD

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>Mfw roster changes

>>144965117
I actually have no idea this time

maybe he's masochistic

a пpикиньтe пaпaня нa oпeнквaлaх paзъeбeт ceкpeтных

L M A O

Why didnt Secret try getting back w33 and misery? Why bulba, they should have begged and offered them more money or some shit

>>144965117
Did he really have any other choice

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>>144965156
BRING BACK w33 and Misery

>NEWS & STREAMS
>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2

Has anyone noticed this?

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>>144965117
he just doesn't care anymore and it's apparent

>>144965182
s4 so fucking based give my sides back hahahhahahhah

>>144965207
Putin pls

>>144965182
What

dude just what

is everything OK?

>>144965220
Literally any EU player who isn't directly invited to Regionals should jump on board and go through opens with Puppey.

If you are going through opens, you can do a shitload better than Bulba

>>144965180
Miracle will reach five digit MMR by TI at this rate, OG have memementum. They will be unstoppable without a nerf to healing and iron talon.

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>>144965182
Yo Gustav wtf u doin mang?

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>Lasse Urpalainen
>@LiquidMATUMBA

>Have to add that i wouldnt even consider it. Would be pretty scummy

JUST HEARD THE NEWS
ROFL
SECRET IS DEAD

How many of EG members will commit suicide when they inevitably will get BTFOed by random Peru stack in open qualifiers?

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what does aui do now

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NA DOTA LUL

I don't see what Secret will be able to do with bulba that they weren't able to do with universe. Unless there were absolutely huge personal issues between uni and ppy/ee.

EG on the other hand has a killer lineup if it's true that Zai replaces Aui. They could definitely win it again.

>>144965271
s l u t

Did Puppey get Bulba just to steal strats and shit because Bulba coached them and now played with them?

Why the FUCK would you get Bulba when Puppey is the kind of poaching?

>>144965182
CRASHING THIS PLANE

>>144965182
>>144965195
>tfw "face" in portuguese is "rosto"roster


S4 BASED GOD

>>144965407
I think you're vastly overrating NA qualifiers

they are all garbage, 4k MMR tier

EG could probably have Fear and Sumail jack off the entire time and still win

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>>144965407
Defending champions won't have to go through qualifiers

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>>144962523
>yfw EE and PLD leave Secret for Kaipi

someone post the image of Aui leaning back in his chair with something along the lines of "I'm so kicked again"

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>not Inshallah
DROPPED