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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22242/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page


>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES

Previous thread: >>144945951
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>>144953886
nth for Best major turned into worst major.
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>>144953753
What did he mean by +55 and the picture?
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xth for fitjew is going to win TI6
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nth for Traxex is the best waifu
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>>144953886
what the fuck is this image
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>>144954203
>n0lans wins another major
Doesn't feel good desu
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APOLOGISE
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>>144954191
55555555555555555++++++
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>>144954180
>tfw I thought the Filipinos were loud as fuck but in reality there's only 100 people in attendance and PGL just turns on the mics around the audience to make it sound like it's not empty
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newbee is australian
australia is an american protectorate
therefor newbee is american
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Universe is going back to EG

official leak in 2 days time
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>10 memes early
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24-0+
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>>144954291
I want to cum on her face.
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>Secret out
>EG out
>DC out
>MVP pretty much out
This major is no fun anymore
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>>144954309
>getting cuckverse instead of zai
JUST
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>>144954328
DC and MVP were good story lines and fun dota. Now we have n0lans tilting his tits off to look forward to while miracle carries him.
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>>144953886
>Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut

every time
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>yfw Australians are the best dota players in the world right now
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how do they let through
beastmaster
dp
lifestealer
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>>144954380
zai is joining too

Fear
Sumail
Universe
Zai
PPD
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>>144954384
you spelled cr1t wrong
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>>144954398
You mean Australian chinks.

>>144954438
Why zai instead of the ti winning lineup?
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>korean shitlords got completely raped
is there a better feeling?
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>the greatest dota player of all time is a muslim

/pol/ BTFO
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THE WHOLE DOTA SCENE OF KOREA

D - E - S - T - R - O - Y - E - D

BY THE oUREST OF oUR gUYS

YOU COULD CLONE WILLIOM SHEIKSPEARE A MILLION TIMES AND PUT ALL THE CLONES LOCKED IN A ROOM FOR A THOUSAND YEARS AND THEY COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP EVEN IF THEY TRIED THEIR HARDEST
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>>144954309
>>144954380
they won't retards

zai will join since he is still EG's sub
-bulba to coach
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Gentlemen, how do we beat the Chinese plague in this Major? It's all gonna be chink teams left at this rate.
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>kpop get roflstomped
Oy Vey.
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>>144954476
aui is dogshit
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>>144954487
HOW WILL COREABOOS EVER RECOVER?
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>>144954508
All according to plan
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>>144954328
>eg and secret fanshits STILL salty that their teams are out
>muh eu/na shitposting!!!

delicious
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>>144954478
That's a bad way to spell worst feeling.

>>144954484
Probably a Christian.

>>144954536
Not at position 4
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>>144954508
by telling westcucks to git gud
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>>144954476
Because aui is literally a tier 3 carry and fear has tenure.
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>Shitrekt won't be invited to TI6
>Will lose the qualifier
Finally that washed up shitter Clement will retire
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>>144954560
yes at position 4

aui was only good as the greedy support who turned into a carry late game

which is nonexistent this meta, imagine aui playing ES
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>>144954262

Disband after TI 6.
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>>144954603
>>144954573
Imagine aui playing techies again.
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>>144954487
P O T T E R Y
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>>144954596
With more money than you will ever get in your whole life right?!? KEK
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Is morphling finally meta?
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>>144953886
Are there any good euro teams?
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>>144954503
>bulba to coach
lmao wasn't he crying that he wanted to be a player not a coach?
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>>144954560
All he can play is the afk farming support who chills in a lane splitpushing like a bitch while contributing fuck all.
PPD had to put him on retard proof heroes like naga and techies to get him to be moderately useful.
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>>144954568

Those Chinese filth need to show gratitude to Arteezy for destroying 2 top western teams.
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>>144954689
Yes, all of the good teams are euro.
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>>144954694
He needs to accept he's not good enough to compete anymore
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>es
>lifestealer
Lmao newbee stomping 2 oh.
I'm tired of stomps though. El classico was fun as a close game.
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Speed Gaming would destroy the current pro scene
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>>144954689

all good teams are euro except newbee
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>>144954560
Amer "Miracle-" al-Barqawi isn't a Christian
he was born and raised in Jordan
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EG direct invite to TI being reconsidered
Shitrekt direct invite to TI withdrawn
Na'vi and Alliance getting direct invite
What an age
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>4chan down during biggest stomp in competitive Dota 2 history.
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>>144954689
OG and Liquid
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Reminder that you can still shitpost in Discord when 4chan inevitably shits the bed again.
https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TCS9Lfo
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What's that, 95 heroes now?
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>>144954768
>EG direct invite to TI being reconsidered
>Shitrekt direct invite to TI withdrawn
lol@delusion
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Apologise right now d2g
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Universe is confirmed back on EG

you'll see in a few days time
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>>144954765
Jordan is 40% Christian. And his mother is Christian.
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>>144954765
people from jordan are pretty much like israely jews
i would know i'm their neighbor
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>>144954763
>>144954731
Ah thanks.

Whats your personal favourite?

Have to watch some nice games while getting into the game.

Played Dota 10 years ago, but I guess there is a lot pf catching up to do.
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Can OG take all the chinese teams /vg/?
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>>144954682
>With more money than you will ever get in your whole life right?!? KEK
What kind of third world shithole do you come from where the kind of money Ivanov has is insurmountable

My inheritances alone will net me more than he won
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>>144954765
Nationality =/= religion retardbro
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>>144954689
OG and Liquid
Secret's about to be 4/5s Europe after the next round of executions but we won't know if they'll be good for a little while.
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>aus Naga
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>>144954835
>kelly will never throw feces on you

feelsbadman
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>>144954835
not when your pet cuck lost to 2 washups + 3
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>>144954841
Jordan is under 10% christian, down from 20% in the 50s lad.
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>>144954835
wtf is /r/trees
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>>144954797
>Using a botnet that sells your information onwards and intrudes your privacy.

https://r4p3.net/threads/what-is-discord.861/#post-6224

Just use Mumble you fucking ERP faggots
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>>144954790
>implying stomps are fun
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>>144954881
Apparently getting 7ckingmad as coach has really helped them
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>>144954749
Was a stomp as well.

The only good game of this major was MVP vs Liquid Game 2.
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>>144954841
yes and his father is muslim

Muslims can marry Jewish and Christian women since the father controls the children, so they would be brought up as a muslim
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>>144954925
triggered as fuck desu
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>>144954689
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Who are guaranteed invites for TI6 so far?
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>>144954865

liquid and og are the best right now

you can root for alliance if youre into bbc, but theyre out of the tournament already
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>>144954942
It's not about the game, it's about the amount of shitposting and would cause d2g to implode.
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>>144954989
Nobody has been invited yet you fucking moron
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>>144954989
not Team Secret that's for sure
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>>144954841
You must convert to pisslam if you marry a mudslime, which was what his mother did
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>>144954989
no secret that's for sure
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>>144954975
Fuggen Dendo
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>>144954989
Secret - every tournament needs something to laugh about
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>>144955032

they won a major they'll get the invite for sure.
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leave newbee to me
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daily reminder that NA fangays are BLOWN the fuck out so hard that they shouldn't dare post here again.
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>>144954989
Kuroky and Chuan for sure.
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When will Alliance be good again?
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>>144954942
>IMPLYING WITNESSING THE TECHNICAL PERFECTION OF ZERO DEATH GAME ISN'T GREAT

Pleb
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>>144955001
Thanks!
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>>144954989
EG as defending champions
Liquid for Epic enter
Navi for popularity
Newbee
MVP
Fnatic
Original Ganjas
Whoever wins ESL Frankfurt
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>>144954989
Liquid, MVP, OG, Newbee
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>>144954989

OG
Liquid
Newbee
Fnatic if they do well
EG because defending champions
LGD
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>>144955035
>implying pols would ever convert
His dad is probably atheist.
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How unfortunate that Korea DOTA is completely dead now
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>>144954989
Navi, Empire, Newbee, OG

Everyone who isn't a retard knows that both EG and Secret are going to have rosterchanges or, in case of secret, straightup dissolve.
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>>144954989
OG
>>144955078
No. Secret won't get shit. They got an invite for Manila, that's their prize. Valve won't invite a team that plays like complete garbage regardless of their wins this season. Only exception is defending TI champions.
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>>144955001
Liquid,OG and Newbee will be top 3 I think.

Newbee will take it though
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Why are SEA monkeys so cultured and developed but africans aren't? I don't get it.
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>>144955108
When they get rid of Loda and S4
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reminder that alliance is going to be invited to TI based on consistent top8-9 results in the past months + several lan wins
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guys, just started watching manila. what happened to everyone's favourite memes, EG and Secret?
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>>144955192
All paths lead to conflict
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>>144955173
this
rest isn't clear yet
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>>144955192
ENDURANCE RUN
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>>144955192
MVP cumbacks were so fun to watch. Fuck miracle and his mmr seriously.
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>>144955220
>e. Valve won't invite a team that plays like complete garbage regardless of their wins this season
LGD has been invited despite playing trash prior to TI, so has IG and team DK, EG, Na'Vi and Alliance, Empire, Virtus Pro too.

probably forgot bunch of teams that played like shit prior to TI and got invite because they had success earlier in the 12 months prior to TI
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>>144955192
DEATH HAS MANY DOORS. I OPEN ONE FOR YOU
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>Newbee Will Win The Manilla Major
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>>144955238
tribalism
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>no car hero
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>>144955192
THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS
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>>144955238
SEA monkeys come from the same lineage as chinks and also participated in trade with arabs, indians, etc

africans are a lower tier
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>>144955171
>EG as defending champions

That was true when there was nothing between each TI. Now winning a TI only gets you invited to the next valve event, the first major.

There's is no way Valve invites such shit team as EG after manila.
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>>144955238
>SEA monkeys so cultured and developed
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>>144955192
There is still a chance in lower bracket
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>>144955360
>That was true when there was nothing between each TI. Now winning a TI only gets you invited to the next valve event, the first major.
Gonna need source for this.
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Valve is probably going to cancel EG's invite because they don't fuck with trash like James anymore.
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>>144955184
The majors were created specifically so that "defending champions" don't get a free ride and potentially shit up the tournament if they've done nothing all year or completely changed their team. The most recent winner of a major takes that invite slot now.
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>>144955360
>being this delusional
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>>144955359
You are indirectly calling Somalians arab, something they falsely believe too. Cease this false narrative.
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>>144955412
man i never get veganism, if you want to die why do it slowly starving?
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If EG gets a direct invite to TI then Valve is completely fucking retarded.
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>>144955429
Do you have a reliable source to back this up ?
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>>144955192
When was it even alive
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>>144955429
You won't need major for that, you could just gauge perfromance prior to TI.
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>>144955416
There weren't any majors before Ti5 why are there are their majors after Ti5? How did that happen? Valve doesn't make majors :D tradtions don't ever change because it's a written rule that winning Ti invites you to the next one right? Just because newbee got invited it means the same thing will happen?
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>>144955426

James was just an ass.

EG has been shit.

Related, but not the same.
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>>144954882
With 300k i can live until 65 and then kill myself.
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>>144955449
what demographic is this that gets insanely heavily triggered by arabalians?

OH
SHIT
SON

WE'VE GOT SANDNIGGERS

ON
DEE TWOO GEE
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>>144955490
Valve did invite Newbee to TI5 when they turned into dumpster tier during DAC, they also invited LGD when they only achieved 3rd place at starladder, even Xiao8 was laughing at that invite
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>>144955412
not after that roflstomp
they are forever tilted
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>Americans refuse to accept that things can change and valve can do whatever they feel like doing
Stupid desu
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>>144954560
>we wuz jordanians and shit!

lmao, white people trying this hard after getting BTFO of what is now a brown and asian man's game
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>>144955350
Excuse me?
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>>144955587

DAC and Starladder are not Valve events.

Majors are Valve events.
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>>144955505
He doesn't, he took it out of his ass.
>>144955490
Newbee got invited despite playing far worse in the last six months leading to TI.

>>144955529
>How did that happen?
Because teams generally didn't take the first half year after TI seriously.

>Just because newbee got invited it means the same thing will happen?
There's a good and repeated precedence of Valve inviting teams based on the performance over past year since it'd be cut throat to not invite team if they suck ass for a while prior to TI and they've invited teams that played bad prior to TI before.
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eyo fools tell me how to spend money in this game, newfriend here, picked nature and started reading up, always end games with around ~5k just sitting there, is there something smart to do with it?

found a lvl 5 dagon + ghost blade thingie that amplifies dagon to be semi effective so far, but as I said I am a fair bit newfriend, still dont know what most items and heroes do, only know how to get ahead with nature, hope one day I will be able to obtain a shroom set with it and rule the forest as a true jungle god king guy
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Why are chinese so racist towards mushi?
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>>144955640
LGD did even worse at Shanghai Major
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>mushit has no lvls in meld
this is why that shitter isnt 9k
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>>144955640
They still take into consideration none valve events or teams like Alliance would have never got invited.
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>>144955486
I'll bite your bait anon, please explain how being a vegan equates to wanting to die or starving yourself, considering that there are plenty of perfectly healthy vegans?
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>people deluding themselves into thinking the defending champs don't get a guaranteed invite

clinical sign of brain damage
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>>144955587
Ti winners are always an ass and they won't be working with them again.
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Why is OG so good?

How the hell did n0lans go from being so shit to winning 2 out of 3 majors?
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>>144955238
I'm not sure which part of africa you're trying to burn there senpai.
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>>144955706
>healthy vegans
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>>144955680
>why are chinese so racist
fixed
it's just their culture, wait for democracy for it to change, maybe.
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>>144955719
inb4 miracle nuthuggers overrate his contribution to the team and get insanely assblasted about n0tail literally all because of lelouch
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>>144955691
LGD didn't place last at shanghai

>>144955710
>champs of last place
Lmao
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>>144955623
I believe Valve would've informed teams if they wouldn't address the performance of the past year and would just look narrowly at performance prior to TI.

For example Na'Vi was laughably shit prior to TI2, got invited and went to #2. There's no reason not to gauge the performance based on the last 12 months.
>>144955640
So if DAC don't count, and Newbee were fucking shit in DAC, and Valve don't even count massive DAC tournament in favor or against team invite to TI, then Valve definitely invited Newbee based on TI win which happened year before the TI5
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>>144955762
t. Mahmoud
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>>144955664

you could have got travel 2s, eat a moonshard, upgraded shadow blade into a silver edge or bought wards/sentries/smokes/dusts for your poor nigger supports
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This Lifestealer meta is so fucking boring
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>>144955706
Didn't see that news story of the vegan that went to climb everest to prove they were healthy, got sick at the top and died, did you
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>>144955692

It's the same build?????
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>>144955814
chinese unlike japs and gooks also hate whites, it doesn't really matter what you are if you're not chinese.
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>>144955754
>tfw no nationalist German paladin hero
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>people are THIS desperate to believe EG isn't a direct invite
my sides
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>>144955850
How is that a bad thing? I hate filthy chinks aswell
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why fnatic give lifestealer twice???
>>
man Hao is fucking everywhere
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>>144955836
>one vegan got sick = veganism is always unhealthy

top science facts
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just give the chinks their favorite hero, lifestealer
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>>144955754
fucking overscum stealing everything pure and good
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>>144955876

of course theyre a direct invite

newbee spent the year after ti4 playing shitty MMOs or something and they still got an invite because they won the last one

the real delusion is shitrekt fans thinking theyll get an invite
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>>144955706
Bunch of posers, vegetables are just as mass farmed as animals

If you don't eat out of your own garden and farm, you can fuck off

whole foods farmer's market my ass
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>>144955850
>unlike japs
The Japanese are the most xenophobic nation on earth
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Unless EG and Secret actually start shifting their rosters now they'll get invited.

Eg will probably get invited even if they bring Zai from sub to play as a standin for Bulba and Bulba goes back to coach.
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Guaranteed invites:

>Previous TI winner
EG
>All Major Winners
Secret
OG
Liquid
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Chances of this happening?
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>>144955850
And white people hate anyone who isn't white, what's your point dude
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>>144956001
>secret
no
>liquid
>winning major
no
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>>144956001
Would EG's impending roster shuffle cost them their invite, despite being defending champions?
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>burgers think current EG will get a TI invite
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>>144956072
0%
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>>144956001
This
>liquid major win
nope
>>144956072
>has to beat Newbee in this form
not gonna happen falma
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Mushit shitting the bed this series
>gimme muh SF
>ooh look at Miracle TA, I can do that too
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>>144956072
slim to none
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can someone explain to me what """versatility""" is? how can you ever maintain a 85% win ratio in pubs unless you go super ultra hyper mega shroom king push/farm monster beast??
also why do ppl fight in this game when the whole point is to swarm a tower 24/7 and turn every single enemy creep wave into your own creeps, dont they know that score is irrelevant when those mega creeps start rolling supported by ~50 treants and their ancient goes to shit??

like I am pretty new to this game but this is silly
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>>144956086
they are not going to switch outside of their 6 locked players (zai is their official 6th still)

but if they did switch players beyond zai, then their invite would be gone.
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>>144956087
>yuropoor thinking defending champs don't get an invite no matter what
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>>144955995
To this day I don't get Peter's plan of "destroy my TI-winning team's cohesion to get artour bababooshka who will never fucking win anything important." Yeah it wasn't a perfect team and Aui fed a lot but they have fantastic cohesion, some of the best team-fighting ability in doter, and they threw it away because "lmao how can we lose with TWO sumails??"
>>
ESL ONE FRANKFURT winner will probably get direct invite too. If I were tier-2 team I'd practice so many cheese strats for it.

>>144956165
I think they'd get invited if they get Universe back (lel) since it'd be TI team at that point
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>>144956157
literally how many heroes you play
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>>144956157
>posts about how good he is at pushing
>pushing not even maxed out
git gud and fuck off while esports are on.
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>>144955850
>he fell for the "japs love white people" meme
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>>144956157
you're picking the same hero every game you mainer nerd.
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>>144956157
it means you spam the same heroes over and over again you filthy mainer
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>>144956187
Branding and merchandising

Management were probably leaning on him to do it
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>>144955850
>japs don't hate whites
white people are like niggers to them
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>>144956273
G A I J I N
A
I
J
I
N
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>>144956195
>>I think they'd get invited if they get Universe back (lel) since it'd be TI team at that point
No you retard, because then they've broke their own rules.
At that point the whole roster lock thing is meaningless.
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>>144956001
Secret will change their roster, there's no way they'll be invited.
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>>144956157
Versality is pretty much the shitter detector, the lower it is the worse the player
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>>144956132
He's DeMoN tier i'm not sure how he still plays professionally. I guess he's the malaysian dendi or something lol
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>>144956273
And niggers are like literal jungle gorillas to japs.

Are we discovering that japs are racist and misogynistic now?
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>>144956307
>At that point the whole roster lock thing is meaningless.
It would be exceptional case since they'd form back the team that won them the TI, so I think it'd get a pass.

>>144956309
So if what you propose is true who will they try to get? Zai is in EG's hands, and despite Universe playing like garbage there's probably not better free offlaners
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>>144956361

there is literally nothing wrong with preferring your own race to others
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>>144956273
but its ok i don't hate them as long as they make cute monster girls
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no no no, I asked, how can you play more than 2 heroes AAAAND keep up the 85% win rate?

I swear I played a few heroes I thought were fun or at least pretty looking, got my ass handed to me, went full research with 2 heroes, now I win almost every game
fuck fun lmao
>>
>Naga, LS AND Invoker
How the fuck did they even lane this?
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Can the chinks eliminate each other.
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Is Miracle- the Faker of Dota 2? Can any even be close to his level in term of individual skill?
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>>144956436
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L M A O
M
A
O
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>>144956482
me
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ok, that was impressive
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>>144956497

>le pop out of nowhere to act superior to everyone man

this guy is such a faggot
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>>144956497
LOL
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>>144956497
So which game is dying, csgo or lol, why is this cunt forcing himself?
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sweaty sheever ass
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>>144956454
LGD and VGR will eliminate each other
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>>144956497
In this case he's right but no less of a passive-aggressive faggot for pointing it out
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>yuros desperate to believe EG won't get an invite
>deep down they know that not obeying The Law Of The Honeypot is going to DESTROY them Just Like It Did At TI5
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>>144956497

Can you stop posting your own twits? Literally no one cares about your attention whoring. Get a real job or learn a subject before talking about it shithead.
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>>144956497
>white girl
What did he mean by this?
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>>144956497
DAE WHITE PEOPLE SUCK? XD

Stop posting this autistic spaz
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>>144956497
>le attentionwhore tweet
>>
>>144956497
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS EXAM UP
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>>144956575
Both
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>>144955084
>fails to win
>only pathetic honeypot LANs
>honeypot L A N

this is false information.
>>
>>144956497
man all he needs to do is start making twitter videos and he will be as bad as keemstar
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>>144956598
If EG would've placed anything but bottom 4 they'd be invite material
They just dun goofed now.
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>>144956640
>>144956623
>>144956605
>>144956593
>>144956575
>>144956568
>>144956646
>>144956653
Why do you even give attention to that post that posted the tweet

i
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>it's a d2g thinks they know shit about Dota episode
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>AUS NAGA
ROFL
>>
uhh australia?
>>
>>144956497
>grown men yet again making fun of little girls

pretty pathetic

>>144956623
doubly pathetic, you only take issue with calling groups out when it's white people lmao
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>>144956497
>>144956593
>>144956646
>>144956640
>>144956623
>>144956605
>>144956575
>>144956570
>>144956568
>>144956653

>dotard cucks can't handle the banter
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>>144956497
17 year old brown boys tweeting like 15 year old white girls
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>the Australian memeing in-game
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>>144956697
SHE
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>>144956748
40 year old Irishman tweeting like a 15 year old white girl. :>
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SO THSI IS THE POWER OF AUSTRALIA
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>AUSTRALIA
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I wish this was still a thing

The butthurt was glorious
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>>144956743
>>144956598

Based Lebanon embarrassing himself beyond human limits.
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faggot biased SEAmonkey crowd

can't wait till those nonhumans are eliminated
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>>144956497
The thing I dislike about Thorin is I never see him saying anything positive. I'm only ever aware of him when he's throwing his 2 cents in on whatever the latest drama is. It really makes him seem like he doesn't care about the scene at all and just wants some easy (You)'s.
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>>144956743
Have a (you), donger kruger smashcuck

https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/1461430965437.jpg%20/
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>>144956830
who is this leban guy?

I'm just pointing out how fucking hard cs:go owns dotards
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>>144956913
He's discount 2gd. "Muh bantz"
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>>144956828
Ebin hon memes
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>>144956913
The thing I dislike about Slacks is I never see him saying anything negative. I'm only ever aware of him when he's throwing his 2 cents in on whatever the latest drama is. It really makes him seem like he doesn't care about the scene at all and just wants some easy (You)'s.
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>>144956932
this guy seems mad
>>
>>144956913
He's a bottom feeder who stirs up shit for personal gain but edgy teenagers love him because of "le bantz"
>>
>>144957012
>and just wants some easy (You)'s.
so he's literally d2g
>>
CHINA BKB
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>>144957012
but the difference here is that slacks is actually diagnosed autistic
ohhh wait hang on
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>CHINA BKB
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Why can't dotards stop being cucked by based csgo players
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>>144956938

>haha guys guys I'm not lebanon despite using the same pictures, typing in the same retarded style and making the same stupid arguments as I always do I swear!!!

:^)
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>>144956932
how can one guy be such a pathetic lowlife. get your shit together /d2g/
>>
So when will Pros accept that Naga is an utterly gamelosing hero?
>>
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>
I wish soe would sit on my face
>>
Gotard here to remind you that Thorin might be in this very thread right now.
>>
How much would you guys pay for a Manila Majors ticket?
Would you like to buy mine
>>
HOLD THE FUN
>>
dotards???
>>
>NO SWAP
>>
naga is a game losing hero
>>
I just got home and missed OG vs MVP as well as the first game of newbee vs Fnatic.
Were any of them worth watching?
>>
He had no vision to swap
t. watching from player perspective
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>>144957256
MVP lost first match to waternigger and got stomped 0-24 on the second match i'd watch em if i were you
>>
>>144957256
no.

only thing entertaining was the bashing that OG gave MVP.
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>>144957256
no they were all stomps
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>n0tail is going to win two majors and ti6
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>>144957256

is rape on of your fetishes? here the only screenshot I could save from og vs mvp, the games ended before I even realized it
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wow djs a tard
>>
>Win TI
>ppd and rtz devise a master plan while they're hanging out in Seattle
>rtz rejoins EG
>decent results
>steady cash flow to buy time
>they see puppey having great success with his new team
>suddenly TI6 on the horizon
>ppd calls Arteezy
>"Activate plan parasite"
>rtz takes universe and infiltrates secret
>purposefully ruins the team, taking puppey one of the best captains in history out of the picture for TI6
>meanwhile peter throws games in all of the major tournaments. Knowing they'll be invited anyway
>All eyes averted from EG and focused on teams like Liquid, OG, and Newbee
>Cruise through TI6 with ease as no one is prepared for your next level drafts that you've been hiding the entire time
>slip artour a couple million under the table for his efforts
Truely a dota genius
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>>144957332
>>144957298
>>144957314
>>144957328
Thanks senpaitachi
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WHY THE FUCK CANT WE BUY TERRAINS SEPARATELY

I'D GLADY DROP 10 EVEN 20$

BUT FUCK 50+

WHY IS VALVE SO FUCKING SHIT

I REALLY WANT THIS FUCKING COOL ASS TERRAIN, BUT NO WAY IN HELL AM I SPENDING THIS MUCH

YES IM MAD
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>>144957358
what is fog
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>>144957391
You forgot:
>I am sorry everyone
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>>144957121
>Falsely equivocating all shitposters
Seek psychiatric help.
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>>144957456
Since they know people will level up to get it.
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I just love having intentionally feeding people in my team.
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>>144957391
pic related
its u
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AND LINA GOES TO THE CHUBBY GENTLEMAN FROM CHINA

WHO IS GONNA BE NEXT
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>mushit
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>>144957456
it's okay anon. just only eat rice for a month and even a poorfag like yourself can afford it.
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>>144956932
So fucking mad
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>MUSHIT
ROFL
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>RTZ+EE didn't work out
I'm sad.
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>>144957508

Was waiting for the "schizophrenic" post. I see you are trying to be slightly more diverse now.

Handbook austism.
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>>144957564
Is this pick or ban pick because meepo was banned
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>seamonkeys in charge of not choking
>>
LMAO FUCKING MUSHIT
>>
You really can't make mistakes against NB lmao

only OG can deal with this, Team Liquid and rest are playing levels below these 2 teams
>>
....newbee couldve throned a minute ago
>>
ahahha slark couldve bought back if he fucking sold that ring of aquila
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>>144956932
>boy this guy is mad
>BOY HES SO FUCKING MAD
>PAGE 1 OF 2
>BOY OH BOY
>>
>games over like three/four hours before yesterday
now what the fuck am I supposed to do with my day?
>>
>you will never be this triggered by one funposter you start to see him lurking behind every shitpost

Feels good man
>>
NEWBEE
BASED FUCKING CHINKS
>>
Mushi? Slark is super retarded for not saving money for bb and buying mkb.
>>
>>144956932
wtf is wrong with that guy
>>
>Newbee bot even calling gg
Arrogant chink fucks
>>
>teleports behind you

Pshh, nothing personnel kid.
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Australia too strong
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>MUSHIT
LMAOOOO
>PICK ME MUH SF
>LOOK AT MIRACLE TA, I CAN DO THAT TOO
ROOOOOFL
>>
SLARK WOULD HAVE HAD BUYBACK

IF HE HAD THAT RING OF AQUILA

LIKE GODZ SAID COUPLE MINUTES BEFORE

MY-FUCKING-SIDES!!!!!!!
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You're welcome
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>not selling your items from rosh pit
>lose game

Feels slark man.
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>I enjoy Newbee's conservative, low-octane playstyle. It's beautfiul dota.
>>
>mushi is good
-/d2g/

will this meme finally die?
>>
>>144957701
og already got 2-0d in the groups by newbee and it wasn't even close
>>
>>144957790
>.t assravaged Seamonkey
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>Pick no damage
>enemy team picks damage
>Lose
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>>144956497
The amount of (You)s this has gotten pretty much proves his point rofl
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>>144957790
>>
>>144957743
>needing to call gg against dirty seamonkeys
>>
>>144957776
Missed this, what happen with his aqui?
>>
>>144957820
>group stage
>mattering to OG
remember frankfurt?
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>>144957720

I'm going to work out, masturbate and play some dota until it's bed time. Streamcucks will have to idle watching paint dry or watching rngstone or some other crap lmao

bye
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>>144957776
as soon as i saw that MKB purchase leave him with 160g
i wept for all the poor poor pinoys knowing their heroes were mental cases
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>OG vs Newbee
>Liquid vs Navi
>MVP vs VGR/LGD
bretty gud games incoming
>>
LIFESTEALER
LIFESTEALER
LIFESTEALER
LIFESTEALER
LIFESTEALER
LIFESTEALER
>>
man i want chuan to keep on winning but i also want fitjew to win
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>>144957809
Last time this washed up fucker won anything significant was in January 2014
lmao
>>
>>144957823
>forgetting that China has always been the villains of dota2
>>
>>144957832
>ta, literally damage the hero
>no damage
>>
HOW IS MUSHI SO UGLY?
>>
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shoutout to dat boi for handing TI6 over to the chinese
>>
>>144957902

I'm 99% certain no "significant" dota2 tournament has been held on January ever.

Did he win the local lottery or something that day?
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>tfw australian
>tfw comfy in bed with a doona
>tfw going to sleep well tonight with this historic australian dota win
>>
>>144957916
Mushi's hero doesn't count because he can't play anything.

You literally have to pick him DP or something so he can passively do dmg when he presses R
>>
>>144957916
>Venge
>BM
>NP
>damage

now compare it to newbees

>Naga
>Naix
>Lina
>ES
>Invoker

literally no contest

lets not even mention Fnatic didnt have any aoe
>>
ti4 again
>>
Is Manila done for today?
>>
>>144957974
2013 WPC ACE Dota 2 League
>>
>>144956893
What a slut.
>>
>>144955640
DAC was a Valve event. It was the prototype Major
>>
>>144958107

I wasn't. It was exclusively organized by Perfect World.
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are you hype?
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>the São Paulo Major
>>
>>144958046
yes. Liquid vs Navi is in 13 hours
>>
>newbee ultimate favorites
>fitjew drafts a typical meta team
>notail fucking up
>everyone else a bit solid
>newbee make no mistakes
>no room for plays
>miracle somehow still makes plays
>newbee take the first
>OG get insane miracle-fuelled comebacks in the next two
>china's best literally blown the fuck out
>dota saved
>by a miracle

Book it.

Also

>inb4 dendi keeps getting better and in the end we get an OG - Na'Vi final with full power Dendi vs Miracle
>>
>>144958195
Alright, thanks.
>>
>>144958183

did brazil get a csgo major after winning the last one? nice
>>
>>144958195

NANI?
>>
>>144958171
So LGD goes on vs MVP
Liquid vs Na'vi is a cointoss, depends entirely whether liquid chokes on a fat one like vs mvp
No clue about fnatic game
>>
>>144958241
NEWBEE has already molested OG 2-0.
>>
>>144958258
check >>144953753
>>
Damn, that one kpii chink speaks english. finally I can somewhat relate to in newbee.
>>
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>>144956157
Git Gud
>>
https://twitter.com/Miracle_Dota2/status/740892401263214592
>>
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>>144958183
>The Mogadishu Major
>>
>>144958304
I believe.

Based miracle and fitjew deliver us.

Need eyepatch fitjew meme.
>>
>>144958241
Literally a one man show.
>>
>australia is the quiet one
fucking bullshit
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>elbow nudge
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>>144958339
Got a nice ring to it.
>>
>its a retarded redditor gets triggered by a jungler and feeds episode
reddit holocaust when?
>>
>>144957564
pugna was banned tho
>>
>>144958335
>naming the jew

oy vey
>>
>>144958361
What will happen is NEWBEE will molest OG 2-0 again, and when OG possibly come back from LB, they will molest OG 3-0 again.

This team is top kek material, moon and notail are 2/3 of OGs cores and they are fuck ton worse than Hao and Aussie
>>
>>144958195
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, i thought that was today.
>>
>>144958335
KEK
>>
>>144958371
Implying that doesnt make him obliterating the chinks even better.
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>The Adelaide Majors
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>>144958412
>The Aleppo Major
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>>144958241
just like my anime
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>>144957913
>t. Assravaged seamonkey
>>
I would literally call out slacks on the elbow pokes if I was a player, like god damn.
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>>144958472
I don't want n0lans and hontrash to win another major.
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Oh no. Its over for today?
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Jesus christ cringe slacks
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>twitch chat
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>>144958325
get on my fucking smurf
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>>144958161
Which is who Valve chose to take charge of Dota in China
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>>144958478
i want to fuck the adelaide
>>
>STORYLINES STORYLINES STORYLNIES

god I hope he gets driven over
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>>144958575
>CAMPS STACKED 2
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>>144958572
>he doesn't use IRC twitch chat portal
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I need to wake up at 4am to watch navi? There are only 3 bo3s tomorrow, they could at least move it to 6am...
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>>144958572
>botnet browser
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>KEKSHED
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>The Pripyat Majors
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>>144958602
would you be gentle
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>>144958572
I know, right! Fug it. I just open the stream in a popup window and kill the chat.
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>>144958478

>the trump rally major
>>
>>144958572
>USING A LITERAL FUCKING BOTNET THAT DOWNLOADS RANDOM BLOB EXECUTABLES WITHOUT NOTIFICATION

HAHAHAAHA
H
AHAHAHAHA
HA
HA
HA
HAAHAHAHAHaHAHAH
>>
>>144958614
Story lines died with Eg
>>
>>144958335
notail's been rubbing off on him I see
>>
>>144957790
Hao conversative? alrightttttttttttt mate.
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>>144958572
L I V E S T R E A M E R
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>>144958339
it was meant to be

>>144958624
go the fuck away with your stupid fucking camp stacking bullshit what kind of fucking support ass mother fucker do you think i am huh i graduated top of my class in the chinese dota player farms and have over 300 confirmed last hits so youd better fucking watch yourself kiddo if you dont want to be on the business end of a sun fucking strike you little punk ass bitch
>>
>>144958335
So unlikeable. He's learning from n0lans
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What did he mean by this?
DOTARDS?
>>
>>144958797

what does 55+ country mean?
>>
>>144957603
I'm ecstatic because it means that team cancer alpha and autistic weeb shitter are both literally in the bottom of the barrel
>>
>>144958842
calling code you damn mong
>>
>>144958572
>letting twitch chat load ever
If you are allergic to Livestreamer at least pop-out the video so that when Twitch's 500 memory leaks slow your system down it wasn't contributed to by extraneous site ""features"" or by giant waves of nonsense spam with no reason to ever be looked at.
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>It's a "The 2 people outside the 3 stack pick supports and play well but the stack is a literal pack of feral circus performers that made their way to computers" episode
>>
>be me, time to time dota player, less than 100 games under my belt
>play sand king for the first time
>holy shit this feels so good
>this low cooldown, mobility providing, multiple heroes hitting stun
>this aoe farming tool doubling as an escape mechanism and a dot teamfight utility
>this hilarious creepwave popping passive
>this retardedly powerful ulti
>play another game, get like 8/3/24

I think I'm in love, for the first time, with a hero.
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N A V I
A
V
I

G A M E
A
M
E

T O N I G H T
O
N
I
G
H
T

Can you feel it, boys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idEUCU6SDoU
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>>144958994
TOO BAD SK IS FUCKING GARBAGE
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here come dat boi!!!!!1!
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>>144959019
That old dude on the stream just told us it will be tomorrow
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So how's he gonna get nerfed?

inb4
>-1 base armour
>>
>>144959127
I don't give a shit, these are the trenches - shit hero or not, I'm still wrecking
>>
>>144958994
Enjoy life stealer and the strength meta then m8.

Sandking is good in low level when idiots don't know to not stand in blink Epi range grouped or in specific lineups when you know how to farm a blink effectively.

That being said I'm in an Ember binge myself after quiting dota for around a year or so, and getting back into it this year. Feels bad to drop 2k skill wise but still having around 5kish knowledge.
>>
Will icefrog release a patch before TI?
>>
>>144958304
I believe that OG will be more prepared now, but who knows.
>>
>>144959245
Not a real patch.

A sub-patch to tone down Lifestealer? Yes.
>>
>>144959245
Yes, he will delete lifestealer and timbersaw next patch.
>>
>>144959245
Probably just a balance batch to nerf some of the 100% pb heroes. Then again, he's an absolute mad man so they might release a bigger patch. How far away are we from TI6 anyway?
>>
>>144959227
will nerf lifestealer and beastmaster atleast
>>
>>144959245
Yes, get ready for a relatively small patch in around a month. It's gonna have many changes but nothing crazy like 6.86/6.87
>>
>>144959245
Last patch icefrog released was 6.77.
>>
So uh, Why do people doubt him again?
>>
>>144959339
If he keeps his method he's done for every TI, expect a HUGE game changing patch before TI that everyone will have to adapt to.

He's done it for every TI I believe except TI1?
>>
>>144959227
Yeah I mean, it's easy to see how I'd get fucked up by players with a minimum of knowledge and/or skill, but for now I'm enjoying my honeymoon. I think it's one of those once in a lifetime things, the first hero you really feel comfortable and adjusted to.

Also, quick tip: I like to play sk in a dual lane with killing potential, since scrubs tend to overstay their welcome after a bit of harassment and a quick burrow+sandstorm+whatever ability the other laner has usually ends up in a kill, and burrow is also quite good in saving other people. Is this actually viable, or am I just getting lucky?
>>
you know what I just realized?

Even in a patch where lifestealer is so OP he's first 2 pick every game

Icefrog nerfed storm SO HARD that no one plays him STILL.

With LIFESTEALER meta.
>>
>pick le balanced infesting man of life stealing
>win

explain this dotards? I am getting sick of these picks already that watching a game without naix is even more entertaining.
>>
>>144959490
Because it's a meme to hate on him, even though he's grown a lot as a player and proved himself plenty in the major.
>>
>>144959178
He is fine. What win does he have anyway? I think it lost more games than it won in this tournament. All those lifestealer first pick were stomped pretty hard.
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>wake up
>Gook overlord meme shattered into the abyss by based Orangutan Ganja

MY FUCKING SIDES

KPOP POSTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
>>144959554
Just play bane haha lmao
>>
>>144959178
force staff cost reduced a little
>>
>>144959589
He has a >60% winrate last I heard.
>>
>>144959538
yea but the thing is TI and Manila are very close together, he must release it like next week, there are also too many tournaments coming up
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>>144959589
No, Lifestealer and teams revolving around him are pretty safe.

57% winrate in Main Event (LAN) with one of the most picked heroes
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N-nerf us senpai.
>>
>>144954735
>anymore
>>
wew
>>
>>144959547
SK is easy to play and since he's a STR hero you can get away from a lot of stuff that other supports would have trouble with due to your HP. Enjoy him but branch out.

Kill lanes are easy to win, the issue is you'll go against lanes that will beat you because inevitably you'll have to play melee + melee and melee lanes are shit easy to beat. Or you'll just go against Huskar + anything and lose because lmao burning spears as long as huskar isn't dead retarded.

It's viable but you're better off roaming once your carry can handle his lane. Roam, try to get kills to secure lanes, and then stack camps and clear them with sandstorm.

The key is that you're a sandking at the end of the day, if everyone else on your team goes full retard feeder you'll have a hard time winning. Might as well try to let the other retards on your team get a good start.
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What's on his mind?
>>
>>144959867
what does this mean
>>
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Why DONT you want secret to get invited?

I want to see them get embarrassed on the main stage and everyone spam "16th place at TI" for rest of the year.
>>
>>144959848
>LS
definite nerf tier.

>PENIS
Not getting touched desu

>Beastmaster
I hope he doesn't get touched

>Raptor
Not OP since he is only good against trend heroes aka melee smackers

>Earth Spirit
top kek hero desu idk how do you nerf his amazing skills without gutting his support nature thus turning him to core hero (and then you got no damage core hero lol)
>>
>>144959592
dumb trump poster
>>
LOL

LOL

LOL

http://teamsecret.gg/the-road-to-the-international-2016/
>>
>abandoned
>>
>>144959925
Zai and RTZ are going to OG to take Notail and Moons place
>>
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OUR BOY IS BACK

RTZ ETERNALLY BTFO
>>
>>144959974
>>144960036
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>144959974
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>144959974
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

UNIVERSE IS A REAL FUCKING SHITSKIN AINT HE LOL
>>
>>144959974
Hahahahaha holy fuck. The open qualifiers will be fucking stacked.
>>
>>144959974
LUL LUL LUL
U
L

L
U
L

L
U
L
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ALL RIGHT, BOYS
POSITIVE CHANGE NUMBER ONE IS MADE
AUI KICK NEXT?
>>
>>144959974
>http://teamsecret.gg/the-road-to-the-international-2016/
Well, Universe got off a sinking ship.

I still think Universe is a good player and would love to see him with a good team.
>>
are any of the games from last night worth watching?
>>
>>144959974
AHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

MY FUCKING SIDES
>>
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>>144959974
HOLY FUCK THIS TEAM IS A JOKE
>>
>>144960056
>>144960036
>>144959974
>UNIVERSE JUST ABANDONS TEAM SECRET WHEN THEY HAVE A TROUBLE
MY FUCKING SIDES

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

NOT EVEN WITH GORILLION ANDY KAUFMAN'S WRITING EXISTENTIAL CRAP

OPEN QUALIFIERS WILL BE FUCKING MINI-TI AT THIS POINT

>>144960108
>Good player
he has been mediocre since TI2 m8
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BULBA TO SECRET HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

SECRETKEKS

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU NOWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ALL ACCORDING TO THE MASTERPLAN

STUCK WITH RTZ

STUCK WITH BULBA

MY FUCKING SIDES HAVE LEFT THE UNIVERSE


BASED FUCKING PETE
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Does this mean Zaipi is safe now?
>>
EG and Secret must be thanking the heavens that they don't play in the same region or one of them is going to get BTFO out of the open qualifiers.
>>
>>144960105
JUST FUCKING KICK FEAR AND AUI. FUCKING SHITSTAINS CAN'T PLAY FOR SHIT.
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>>144959974

THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST JOKE EVER AT THIS POINT

ALSO THANK GOD SING_SING DIDN'T GET ON SECRET OR I WOULD HAVE TO SUCK DICK
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>>144960164
fucking ppd god did it again
the absolute madman
>>
>>144959974
L M A O

B T F O
T
F
O


THEY ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE QUALIFIER AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>144959734
Well, some of them were against meme teams like EG and TS. Even random would work out there.
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>>144959923
thinkign of artour
>>
>>144960164
>MY FUCKING SIDES HAVE LEFT THE UNIVERSE

AHAHAHHA

I SEE WHAT YOU DID HERE LAD
>>
>PPD OFF LOADING HIS DEAD WEIGHT TO SECRET.

JESUS FUCK MY SIDES.
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g-guys what a-about me?
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>>144960115
>Secret is a joke when Universe announces he will fuck off.
lol

more like Universe is a toxic shitter that can't fucking RAVAGE MORE THAN ONE SUPPORT KEK

>>144960164
>ALL ACCORDING TO THE MASTERPLAN
>STUCK WITH RTZ
>STUCK WITH BULBA
AHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT

WHAT A GENIUS PLAN

LMAO MY SIDES

LITERALLY TURNED TEAM SECRET TO A COMPLETE FIASCO

MASTERMIND
>>
>>144959907
Thanks for the tips - I'm having a hard time learning roaming patterns/opportunities, might as well try and do it with sk since I kind of feel comfortable already on him and that'll maybe make learning map awareness / proper pathing a bit easier. Communication's a bitch though, most of the time.

>Enjoy him but branch out.
Yeah, sadly I feel like I'll need to do it. Oh well, time to open myself up to the pleasures of Slardar I guess.
>>
Well, I guess that Kunkka pick triggered Universe so hard
>>
>>144959974
TEAM SHITREKT HAS OFFICIALLY SUNK
>>
>Earlier this week, Saahil ‘Universe’ Arora confirmed with the Team Secret organization that he would be leaving the Dota 2 team with immediate effect. As a result of the unexpected news from Universe, the team will now be forced to proceed through the open qualifiers later this month on the 21st of June for Valve’s International 2016.
>In preparation for the upcoming challenge, we are delighted to announce that we will be introducing Kanishka ‘BuLba’ Sosale into the Team Secret Dota 2 roster. BuLba will be fulfilling the offlane role left by Universe, and will join our current pre-existing roster of EternalEnvy, Puppey, Arteezy and pieliedie.
>We would like to thank our fans for their continued support through this period of transition. It’s going to be a difficult road to The International, however, rest assured the team will give it everything they have. #SecretFighting
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>>144958797
>Brazil
>>
>>144960265
NANI?
>>
>>144959974
Holy shit.
Now either Zai abandons Kaipi or EG have to go through the open qualifiers too.
Probably the former I guess
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>>144960164


THE FUCKING GODKING MASTERDRAFTER OF DOTA FUCKING 2

HITS IT OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK AT THE LAST 1 MINUTE

PULLS THE CHESS MOVE OF THE FUCKING CENTURY
>>
>PPD DELEGATES THE SHIT PLAYERS TO TEAM SECRET

THIS IS THE COMEDY OF THE AGES LADS.


>EG WILL PLAY WITH FEAR PPD ZAI SUMALI AUI
JESUS WEPT

THE PLAN WAS TO OFFLOAD

SHITTERS LIKE UNIVERSE, BULBA AND RTZ TO TS AND RUIN IT

PERE
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>>144960317
Of course EG have to go through open qualifiers they changed players after the roster lock.
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>send Universe with Arteezy to undermine secret
>put up with Bulba for a season then "lose" him to secret while getting Universe back
>Secret now with 2 burdens gets cheesed out of open qualis
>easy win for TI6

LITERAL

CHESSMASTER
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>>144959154
Tomorrow morning in their time zone. Tonight for us.
>>
>>144960306
EE can be happy there, with his money he can fuck as much as he want the 9~11yo brazilian little monkeys.
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>Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. #liloandtwitch
WHEN WILL THIS BACKSTABBING CUNT GET KICKED OUT OF THE SCENE?
>>
Whats this tasty new abandoned meme on twitter?
>>
>>144960305
>we are delighted
>>144960237
XD

REAL QUESTION
WOULD EG BE FORCED TO GO QUALIFIER WHEN THEIR WINNING TI 5 ROSTER COMEBACK
>>
PPD is a genius. Literally dumb your overrated trash players that were only useful because of your shotcalling to Team Secret

It is beautiful
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What happens Secret get fucked in the open qualifiers?
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>secret bulba

WHAT
THE
FUCKING
SHITTING
FUCKING
HELL
IS
WRONG
WITH
THESE
FUCKING
MORONS
>>
>>144960151
Nope. Qualifiers maybe. EG is in NA and Secret is in EU
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>>144960424
IT ALL MAKES SENSE, PPD AKA LELOUCH AKAGI MOZART.
>>
I'll be so happy when EG and Secret both lose the open qualifiers.
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>Don't leave me
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SIMPLE DRAFTING BECAME TO EASY

HE HAD TO EVOLVE TO A META-LEVEL OF STRATEGUM AND PLANNING

HE IS NOW BEYOND THE GAME OF DOTA 2 AND EXISTS ON THE PLANE OF REALITY

NOW NOT ONLY DRAFTING HEROES BUT ALSO HUMAN BEINGS

THERE IS NOW NO TEAM IN EXISTENCE THAT CAN STOP THE REFORGED EG IN PREPARATION FOR TI6

AMERICA ONCE AGAIN WILL RAIN SUPREME
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>>144960164
literally the Littlefinger of Dota 2
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I bet w33 and Misery are laughing their fucking asses off now.
>>
Universe is a mediocre player anyway. Only ever relevant because PPD made EG play around FV really well and because even a fucking idiot (Well, Bulba can't play LOL) can play Dark Seer.


Imagine Team Secret with a fucking Bulba.

That moron played the worst Dark Seer I've seen in my memory.
>>
>>144960424
ok, but what about the other 15 teams that will trash eg at ti? how is he going to ruin therm?
>>
A B A N D O N E D
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>>144959019
I miss navi
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lmao Secret are so fucked
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Literally what the fucks happening with EG and Secret
>>
>>144960549
This is bigger than that
>>
>abandoned

holy kek
>>
>>144960508
>has to go through open qualifiers
?
>>
>As a result of the unexpected news from Universe
>>
>BULBA in a supposed team trying to win TI.
Haha that fucking idiot

When their team had Axe
and DArk Seer
Bulba was on Dark Seer

He kept vacuuming enemy heroes out of Axe's Call range

I can't stop laughing
>>
>people are acting like this some how makes EG relevant again

they still have to kick aui and fear and build an almost an entire new team
>>
This pretty much confirms it.
PPD is the major antagonist of dota 2. Artour and EE are the comedy relief villains. The true heroes of the scene are lmao there are no fucking good guys here
>>
>>144960572
honeypot lans tbqh famm
>>
>>144960560
>his smile and optimism gone
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>post yfw neither eg or secret qualify for ti
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Bulba thouhg
>>
>implying bulba was the problem
EG and secret won't even get out of open qualis
screencap this
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>>144960549
But you see, he was only pretending to be retarded
>>
>EG takes Universe back
>Leaves RTZ
IT IS LIKE THEY KNOW WHO THE CANCER IS
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Buckle up
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>even pros mockign secret with the abandoned meme
its fucking over
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>>144960645
I'm the good guy
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There is no way TS will make it through EU Open Qualifiers.
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WHAT IS MY NAME AGAIN?

I'LL REDRAFT THE ENTIRE WORLD OF DOTA 2, YOU CAN'T SCAPE ME
>>
EG and Secret are both a fucking joke. Jesus christ.

Your team has issues prior to TI and you just fucking leave them? Just how much of a cunt can Universe be.

Also EG kicking Bulba for who, maybe Universe back - maybe Zai after a short while

Hope they both get shitcanned in Open Qualifiers
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>>144960668
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>the lesser minds struggle to comprehend

DON'T WORRY YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT EVENTUALLY
>>
>>144960560
you can actually still see the shock on his face
>>
>>144960572
EG getting stronk again

Secret getting even worse
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>>144960560
>>144960670
>They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
>>
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>SECRET TAKING THE SHITTIEST OFFLANER IN THE SCENE

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP SENPAI
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How do we stop this man?
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>>144960754
>EG getting stronk again
>With Aui carry
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>Letting a traitor back
>AGAIN
WHAT'S ON HIS MIND
>>
>>144960645
>The true heroes of the scene are

Kuroky

He literally did nothing wrong
>>
>>144960742
its not his fault his mind was poisoned by RTZ.

I forgive Universe, the "RTZ is good meme" has been dispelled at last
>>
I'll be so fucking happy when neither EG and Secret qualify.
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>We live in a timeline where Kaipi might knock both EG and Secret out of the qualifiers
>>
>>144960540
While I'm okay with this, DC needs to improve too and rekt Secret on their way. Best revenge imo.
>>
>>144960560
Look at this guy face and tell me he is happy
>>
Secret should've just gone to leaderboards and picked up highest MMR offlaner.

Even he would be better than Bulba. He never had the skills to be a professional player
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>>144960732
>>
CARRY Viper is secret op
>shits on lifestealer
>if youre a carry and try to fight him without(even with bkb) you might aswell go fuck yourself
>great damamage steroid
>tank
What more do you need?
>>
uhh i just got home and im beyond fucking smashed where's the stream i thought it was fnatic newbee?
>>
If EG dont qualify for Ti6 they will be an even more monumental failure than previous champions Newbee that got last place at ti5.
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THE FUCKING secret website has collapsed from the absolute quantity of fucking madmen flooding it

>>144960429
>us
>>
they literally could have got someone like fucking qojqva that would be 10000x better than bulba
>>
>>144960668
EG get an auto invite for being the defending champs
>>
Universe isn't confirmed back to EG yet though, right?
>>
>>144960795
literally put him on suicide watch
>>
>>144960560
>>144960834
>I now have to stream on Panda tv
>>
Artour Babaev @Arteezy Jun 7

I'm sorry everyone

Artour Babaev @Arteezy Jun 7

I'm sorry everyone

Artour Babaev @Arteezy Jun 7

I'm sorry everyone
>>
>>144960732
>>144960732
>>144960732
>>144960732
>>144960732
DOTARDS?
>>
why would you want to live in Turkey tho? Universe made a great choice desu.
>>
>>144960824
Oh god please make this happen
>>
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
>>
>>144960857
A horse
>>
>>144960869
It's over, Fnatic lost. Raid boss too good.
>>
WHY PICKED BULBA THOUGH
>>
>>144960802
>implying Fear and Aui won't switch roles
>>
why wouldnt EG take back universe and have their TI5 winner squad? makes no sense not to. they just need fear on carry though.
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>wanted troll warlord to win his arcana round
>fag on my ts server mobilizes 300+ votes from the rest of the server to screw me over
>>
>>144960857
>Turn on the rage
>suddenly that poison does nothing
>proceed to pwn the viper
>>
Henrik Ahnberg @AdmiralBulldog 11m11 minutes ago
#abandoned a new meme is born

LUL
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>TI1 Champion
>TI2 and TI3 Finalist
>TI4 Top 8
>TI5 Top 16
>TI6 Won't even make it past the Qualifier
Guess the Player
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>>144960732
THE SCRIPT
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>Bulba

What could possibly go wrong
>>
>>144960906
they made a roster change during the roster lock.

Valve has 100% said that if you do this you will not get an invite. It's meant to be a deterrent, it doesn't matter if unvierse played with eg during ti, they made the change during a roster lock.
>>
MoonMeander Retweeted
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#abandoned a new meme is born
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Abandoned.
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abandoned
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IT IS FUCKING ON

A NEW MEME WAS BORN ON 9.6.2016 OUT OF THE RETARDATION OF EVIL GENIUSES AND TEAM SECRET
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>Bulba on the same team as EE
>Bulba thouhg
>BULBA THOUHG

CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>
>>144960972
What other offlaners are left?

Demon? lol
>>
whats this abandoned meme? who started it
>>
>w33ha's twitter
fucking LMAO
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>>144960824
Don't forget.
>Straya could win a major
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REGISTER YOUR OPINION
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>>144961010
Can they still pick up Zai? I mean they have to go through Qualifiers anyways.
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>>144961008
i miss that show
>>
>>144961031
Demon is going to peru, silly
>>
I don't get it.

Why do pro players still think Bulba is good.

He's had ONE GOOD GAME in his ENTIRE CAREER.
>>
>>144961063
LINK IT
>>
>>144960986
Because UNIVERSE IS FUCKING MEDIOCRE OFFLANER THAT WAS ONLY EVER GOOD BECAUSE OF PPD.

God it is hilarious to see EG and Secret being laughinstock of the scene with their roster change shit
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>Secret.Bulba
>>
>>144961031
Mememike
>>
>>144960934
Why is he the one feeling sorry? It was EE feeding on the Gyrocopter like as if his life depended on it.
>>
>w33 just retweeting all the abandoned memes from other pros

L M A O
>>
>>144960973
>>144960802
they will obviously switch

it hasn't been working out at all
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>>144960952
>tfw i dont have it saved
maybe next time
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>>144960775
>>
>>144960968
reallyt bro i cna barely read i wouldve thought it was still on like teamliquid wiki said
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>EE LITERALLY GOING TO BE PLAYING WIHT BULBA THOUHG
>>
>>144961073
>Expecting people on 4chan to not vote for LE MEME RESPONSE to try to be funny
>>
>>144961195

What's so bad about it?
>>
TEAM SECRET COULD'VE PICKED HIGHEST MMR OFFLANER IN EUROPE

PROBABLY QOJQVA

AND DO BETTER THAN WITH FUCKING BULBA

HHAHAHAAHAH

BUT THE COMEDY GOLD MINE IS

THEY GOT FUCKING BULBA

WILLFULLY

HAHAHAHAH

Aliwi Omar Retweeted
David Hull @MooDota2 15m15 minutes ago

Abandoned
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Henrik Ahnberg @AdmiralBulldog 15m15 minutes ago

#abandoned a new meme is born
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Kyle Bautista @coL_Beef 16m16 minutes ago

Abandoned?
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MoonMeander @MoonMeanderated 21m21 minutes ago

abandoned
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Johan Sundstein @OG_BDN0tail 22m22 minutes ago

abandoned
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Evany Chang @the_evany 21m21 minutes ago

Abandoned.
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Henrik Ahnberg @AdmiralBulldog 20m20 minutes ago

abandoned
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RyanEditor @RyanSmithEditor 21m21 minutes ago

Abandoned
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Roman Fominok @Resolut1on_ 15m15 minutes ago Manila City, National Capital Region

Abandoned
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Aliwi Omar @w33haa 16m16 minutes ago

abandoned
>>
>>144961015
>what is defending champion
>what is 2015 newbee

These rules only applies to major, the defending champion will get a direct invite.
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BULBA IS TEMPORARY YOU DUMB FUCKS

THEYLL PICK UP SOMEONE ELSE LIKE ZAI BEFORE OPEN QUALIFIERS START

NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS KEEPING BULBA
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>>144961127
>>
>>144960560
honestly though do you think Bulba actually hoped to accomplish anything beyond being a slot filler?
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>BULBA ON SECRET
OH GOD WE FUCKING LOST
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WHY WOULD ZAI STAY WITH KAIPI AND NOT JOIN SECRET?
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abandoned
>>
>>144960993
Viper strike slow isn't dispelled by magic immunity.

But Viper still gets fucked by armour and getting rushed.
>>
Whats this abandoned meme? I dont get it ;_;
>>
>>144961258
Zai is probably better off with kaipi desu
>>
>>144954683
>finally
you weren't there, huh?
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Aui is out

Fear to back to carry, Zai to 4.

Stay tuned
>>
>>144961309
Universe got ditched by EG first and he got ditched by Team Secret
>>
How did bulba enter the pro scene?
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>EE
>RTZ
>Bulba
>On the same team
>mfw
>>
You know things are bad when even Tobi is mocking you

https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/740906380895227905
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>KOREA LOST 24-0
>GOOKMOOT KILLED 4CHIN
LMAO
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In the whole of europe or cis there is no one better than bulba available?
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EternaLEnVy
@EternaLEnVy1991
How's everyone flaming bulba? There's a reason why people will still play w/ him over other shit teammates. Stupid sheeps
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>>144961271
This is too fucking good
It's so fucking petty but just too FUCKINg good
>>
>>144961362
in houses
played a good invoker back in the day
got invited to EG after several failed teams
>>
XD
>>
>>144961271
>totally not salty
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HOLY SHIT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE WATCHING OPEN QUALIFIERS JUST GOT SO FUCKING INTERESTING

IVE NEVER WATCHED THEM BEFORE BUT THIS IS GONNA BE HYPE AS FUCK TO SEE IF THEY LOSE SOME BO1
>>
https://twitter.com/zai_2002/status/740148763826782208

What did he mean by this?
>>
>>144961407
>@EternaLEnVy1991
>How's everyone flaming bulba? There's a reason why people will still play w/ him over other shit teammates. Stupid sheeps
HAHAHA

THAT MORON LITERALLY SINGLE HANDEDLY SABOTAGED EVERY FUCKING TEAMFIGHT

EG HAD

FUCKING GO WATCH HIM

20-30 SECONDS LATE TO FIGHTS

FUCKS OVER HIS AXE BY VACUUMING PEOPLE **AWAY* FROM HIS FUCKING CALL RANGE

HE IS PURE GARBAGE

GET FUCKING QOJQVA
>>
Charlie Yang @CharlieYang
@SUNSfanTV You already have Slacks, there's no need for you to say dumb things too.
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What's gonna happen to our guy ;_;?
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THERE IS A CHANCE
>A CHANCE
THAT SECRET AND/OR EG
>THE TOP TEAMS IN THE WORLD
MAY GET ELIMINATED AT THE OPEN QUALIFIERS
>>
In the end EG won. They got rid of RTZ.
>>
I cant get only one thing. Where the fcuk Zai will play in sEGcret?
>>
>>144961470
>>144961407
its fake dumasses
>>
>>144961236
>>what is 2015 newbee

this was literally before the system was implemented, no idea why you think this is even remotely relevant to this situation.

>These rules only applies to major

no, they don't. The roster lock was literally mean to prevent situations like the fnatic ti4 shit. The reason why there isn't a roster lock between manila and ti is SPECIFICALLY to prevent sudden roster swaps a few weeks prior.

Again, this entire system is meant to be a preventative measure against teams, it doesn't matter if they are the defending champions, they made a roster change when valve said do not make a roster change. If anything it may implore valve to make an example of eg.
>>
VALVE BETTER RESPECT THEIR OWN FUCKING RULES AND NOT DIRECTLY INVITE EG
>>
>>144961369
so is it open qualifiers as in the ones that any team can enter, or the invited qualifiers
>>
>>144961489
I hope it's some stupid cheese strat
>>
>>144961421

Why would he be salty? The team who kicked him are fucking crashing and burning and he's on a solid mid tier team that will likely improve.
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>>144961357
Wait really?
>>
>>144961346
Aui was a superior 4 tbqh. Fear will probably never play carry again unless he's resting his shoulder by playing support until TI6.
>>
>abandoned
>>
Aui is so fucking done lmao
>>
>>144961510
You forgot that they also managed to get rid of Universe, a mediocre player in his own.

Zai will absolutely SMOKE him in offlane position now that he is playing in EG.
>>
>>144961519
>https://twitter.com/eternalenvy1991/status/633488859477737472
>>
>>144961474
>>144961474
DC COLLAPSING
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>secret and EG now have to go through the open qualifiers

they wont even make it through, screen cap this post
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Why would you pick Bulba instead of Zai if you're already breaking the roster lock?
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BONE KNEW ALL ALONG!
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>EG and Secret are not only not getting directly invited
>they might not make it in at all

Oh god guys I'm having a stroke from how good this is not even joking

>>144961407
B U L B A T H O U H G
>>
>>144961569

No, Zai will replace Aui.
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>EG and Secret have a chance at getting btfo'd by some fucking pubstack in open quals
>>
>>144961540
the former

It would be fucking hilarious to see both teams cheesed out of the BO1 stages by something like Kaipi or Mason's stack
>>
I wish every tier 2 and 3 team prepared an arsenal of pocket strats to welcome secret into the qualifiers with
>>144961357
>>144961549

I believe he left EG of his own volition, then left secret of his own volition, so he abandoned two teams.
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>>144961474
>Sunsfan acting like a big shot know it all now because DC didn't come last at the majors
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>chinkland major
>major in SEAmonkey land
>Major in south america of all places
>still no russian major even after the ebincenter
>>
https://twitter.com/Blitz_DotA/status/740907225464508416

THE MADMAN HIMSELF
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DOTA IS SINGLE HANDEDLY THE MOST INTERESTING ESPORT IN EXISTENCE

THIS IS SOME ANIME KEKKAKU SHIT RIGHT HERE

MY FUCKING SIDES SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM SENPAY

LIKE I AINT EVEN WATCHING A MATCH AND IM FUCKIN BALLIN OVER HERE SON
>>
>>144961570
KEK IS HE IMPLYING UNIVERSE IS A SHITTIER TEAM MATE THAN BULBA?

FUCKING EE.
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https://twitter.com/CLEMENTINATOR/status/740907502418546689
>https://twitter.com/CLEMENTINATOR/status/740907502418546689
https://twitter.com/CLEMENTINATOR/status/740907502418546689
>https://twitter.com/CLEMENTINATOR/status/740907502418546689

What did he mean by this?
>>
>>144961597
zai looked at secret and realised his better chances are with kaipi
>>
>>144961597
ZAI IS A SUB FOR EVIL GENIUSES, OFFICIAL SUB.

HE WILL PLAY 3 FOR EG.

>>144961610
And take the shitter Universe back? Not after his laughably shit performance in the past weeks
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>Bulba to Secret

LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>
>>144961301
>get a blink or infest on a blinking initiator
>viper ults but lmao if it matters because you're already on top of him

Viper counters him for the first 10 minutes of the game.
>>
>>144961436
watch team veggies next time (merlinis stack) its actually pretty good if you ignore purge
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Honestly picking up any random 7k+ pub player would have been a better choice than fucking bulba
>>
>>144961570
>https://twitter.com/eternalenvy1991/status/633488859477737472
It's from a year ago what the fuck
>>
>>144961590
He's talking about Secret
>>
So Secret and EG still in Manila right? Damn they must have planned shit.
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BULPA THUOGH
>>
POST YFW DC GET THE NA INVITE
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlkJb0u6x7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlkJb0u6x7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlkJb0u6x7U
RELEVANT AGAIN
>>
>>144961674
>THE REAL TEST HAS BEGUN
WELL OF COURSE

NO FUCKING PERSON CAN WIN WITH RTZ AND BULBA IN THE SAME TEAM

IT IS MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN WITH THEM
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CONFIRMED

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING BOIS


FEAR
SUMAIl
UNIVERSE
ZAI
PPD

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOO
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>>144961674
HE'S NOT PLAYING WITH 2 RETARDS ANYMORE, HE'S PLAYING WITH 3 NOW.
>>
>>144961774
>MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
SOMEONE
THE WEBM
FAST
>>
ABANDONED
>>
>>144961357
He left both, he wasn't ditched.

Leaving Secret was a good choice because he was playing poorly with them. Probably bad synergy.
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>>144961660
Is there scene drama and sass even half as good as Dota's

oh god I'm dying
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>EE
>RTZ
>BULBA

IN THE

S A M E
A
M
E

T E A M
E
A
M
>>
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>>144961674
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>>144961718
They could have picked Qojqva who is a toxic shitter but million times the player than Bulba is or any random high MMR offlaner from leaderboards and do better.

Bulba has been shit forever
>>
>>144961774
>>144961806
nah, rtz will leave
>>
Ehh I think Bulba is an upgrade over Universe

>ONE MAN RAVAGE

Universe was absolute shit on Secret and no one can defend that.

Still don't know about RTZ though..
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>puppey + 3 retards + a feeder

He should go back to NaVi desu
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>>144961872
DANK dotamajor reply
>>
ANAL RAPE
>>
>>144961872
BASED MIKE
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4naptn/live_from_manila_zaiuniverse_to_eg_and_bulba_to/d42845d

>AUI KICKED AGAIN

>AUI
>KICKED
>AGAIN
>>
>>144961901
>implying na'v wants him back
>>
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reminder that Secret is still officially an EU team

they are playing EU qualifiers with BULBA AND RTZ

EG is probably going to breeze through the NA quals now that they have universe AND Zai
>>
>>144961841
Yeah I am sure that Puppey didn't kick him for his dog shitting performance in the past few weeks and then let him go out with grace by stating different in PR

Dude's a fucking joke of a player and PPD is retarded if he takes him back

>>144961884
Universe got 1 man ravages.

Bulba ruined every teamfight for EG, go watch the replays.
>>
>>144961872

Fucking mike, if whatever team he's on eliminates Secret I swear to god it will be the greatest moment in human history
>>
ZAI?
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JESUS CHRIST, HOW CAN PUPPEY STILL KEEP HIS SANITY AFTER GETTING THE WORSE SYNERGY IN HIS DOTA CAREER.
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i-i could have joined your team a-arteezy
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>>144961660
>>144961842
>team shuffle drama is better than games itself
what a time to be alive
>>
WHY DIDNT SECRET GET AUI
SERIOUSLY HE'D BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN BULBA AND THE EE PIE AUI RTZ DREAM WOULD BE BACK HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>ZAI TO EG
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>
>>144961934

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

ZAI IS GOOD BUT AUI IS SO MUCH BETTER AS THEIR 4

THEY FUCKING WON TI MAN
>>
>>144961003
XBOCT, for some reason was harder than I expected, first I thought of Puppey, then Dendi.
>>
Bruno just walked up to us and says "Bulba to secret, Aui is kicked again and universe and zai to EG, you heard it here first" then shows us a pic of bulba in a secret jersey

Bruno just walked up to us and says "Bulba to secret, Aui is kicked again and universe and zai to EG, you heard it here first" then shows us a pic of bulba in a secret jersey

Bruno just walked up to us and says "Bulba to secret, Aui is kicked again and universe and zai to EG, you heard it here first" then shows us a pic of bulba in a secret jersey

AUI
KICKED AGAIN

MY ABSYLT SIDES

THIS IS THE GREATEST ANIME ON EARTH
NOTHING CAN BE BETTER THAN DOTA 2 ESPORTS

>>144962010
>>144962053
ZAI WAS FOR A LONG TIME EG SUB YOU RETARDS
>>
>Tournament not even over
>T2 team drama
Thanks RTC
>>
What a clusterfuck,
I love it.
>>
IF ZAI GOES TO EG
DOES AUI GO TO KAIPI?

C9 DREAM IS REALL?????
>>
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>144959974
I can't open the link you are saturating the site

What is it
>>
>>144962117
>what did he mean by this?

what did he mean by this?
>>
>>144962053
Aui said he wouldn't play unless he was the carry

HUBRIS
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>>144961934
>Posted before Kemal Tweet
>Posted before team secret website

IT'S REAL
>>
AAAAAAGRHJHHHHHHH
>get into game
>everyone feeds
>blame me the support
>get lp
>load into game
>shitskins type some shit and leave
>leave aswell
>24 hour ban from matchmaking
Why do I do this to myself, also blog out
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NAVI AND ALLIANCE SAVING ESPORTS

BUT WAIT THERES MORE

NOT TO BE OUTDONE PPD PULLS THE CHESS MOVE OF THE CENTURY

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DOTA BEGAN ITS SECOND RENAISSANCE PERIOD
>>
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>tfw no Zaipi again
>>
Guys, is rtz a lone operator or is he starting to build network of team assassins?
>>
I seriously think Universe was playing like shit on purpose now.

What a fucking cunt.
>>
>Aui out again
TOP FUCKING LEL
>>
>born too late to enjoy Brood War at its height
>born too early to be a CoDshitter
>born just in time to experience DOTA 2 RESHUFFLE DRAMA

god I love this game
>>
>>144962156

>blogposting during e-drama
>>
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>arteezy getting the shit end of the stick again

his dota career so far is the most depressing shit ever

JUST GIVE HIM A BREAK
>>
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Just get bone7 if you want an offlaner
>>
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>>144961934
LITERALLY ALL PLANNED FROM THE START BY PPD

BURDEN SECRET WITH TEAMWRECKERS AND OVERRATED SHIT

STOMP TI6 WITH CLASSIC SQUAD
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>aui getting cucked again

This is so good
>>
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Where's Aui going?
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https://twitter.com/team_empire/status/740908320962314240

Is Aui the biggest cuck in Dota?
>>
>>144962237
Yea I didnt notice, sorry if ir inconvenienced you
>>
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>>144962156
>GAME SHITTING
>IN THIS
>CURRENT
>MOMENT
>OF ESPORTS
>DRAMA
>>
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>HE NOW DRAFTS PEOPLE
M A D M A N
>>
Secret should've gotten literally any random pubstar instead of Bulba

Bulba has proven time and time again that he is a trash player.
>>
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>>144961990
>roundabout bullshit double reacharound ruse cruise to get Arteezy replaced with Zai

holy fuck somebody kill me before I die of laughter
>>
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SHITPOSTING IS ACHIEVING CRITICAL MASS

I REPEAT

WE ARE APPROACHING THE POINT OF NO RETURN BOYS

CRASH THIS FUCKING GENERAL
>>
>>144962287

That's okay, just be more aware of the current meme levels next time you post. And remember to stay hydrated.
>>
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HOLYSHIT PETER IS LITERALLY THE FUCKING EVIL GENIUS

AT THE LAST MINUTE, WHEN ALL SEEMS LOST

BRINGS BACK NA DOTA FROM THE BRINK OF DEATH

THE CHESS MOVE OF THE FUCKING CENTURY
>>
>>144962348
>>144962348
>>144962348
New
>>144962348
>>144962348
new thread
>>
Honestly both EG and Secret are fucked, Zai hasn't played dota in over a year and he's like 6k mmr, he was good in a time when the standards were obscenely low and everyone was dogshit. And now he's even worse. EG are fucked.

Same for Secret, bulba is fucking absolute garbage too.
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>>144962336
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Zai pos. 1? Or Fear?
>>
>>144962368
>sugar rushing off drama and spouting ebin shit

don't do this
>>
>>144961540
Not only any team but 90% of the games are BO1 only the top 12 playoffs are bo3
>>
>>144962402
MORE THAN TWENTY POST EARLY
>>
>>144962402
EARLY THREAD FAGGOT
>>
>>144962336
Fucking five star post
>>
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>Bulba to Secret
rolf mambo this totally beats the latest VP/Empire shuffle
>>
>>144962402
20
MEMES
EARLY
>>
DRAMA BOYS

With Universe back shit will be so insane in open qualifiers. I guarantee EG and Secret get cheesed out by no bodies

>tfw Kaipi vs Nu-Secret in open finals
>>
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>>144962238
>JUST GIVE HIM A BREAK

What do you mean?

He's had 4, F O U R real shots at winning a TI / Major and he's fucked it up every time. AND ON TOP OF THAT this sneaky little nigger has been team jumping trying to get said win.

RTZ's failure is almost comical at this point.
>>
>>144962421
>>144962421
NEW THREAD
>>
>>144960560
There is no way this is real. My sides can't take this
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>>144961872
Based FUCKING Mike
>>
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>PPD is now playing like a fiddle two Dota 2 organizations
YOU LAUGHED WHEN EG LOST
YOU FELL FOR HIS PLAN, ONCE AGAIN PETER ESTABLISHED THAT HE IS THE TRUE MASTERMIND OF DOTA
>>
>>144962238
Face it, Arteezy is a living breathing meme
they sold fucking t-shirts about it
there was no way he'd actually be successful
he should just quit and be a full time streamer. he'd get more bank off of that easily

literally bad!singsing
>>
Should have just picked bone7
>>
PPD is the Pop of Dota 2
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