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Anonymous
2016-06-08 21:58:50
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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Open]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Open]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
Reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWxFiIgYSLg
who care...
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hahaha my OC
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>m0e's mic is aligned with his "perfectly cut" beard
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>he plays on native
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m0e is a fucking idiot and can't analyze for shit. remind me why he is on?
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>>144900869
who?
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how is he turning his neck like that?
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>>144900995
aaaaaaa what anime is this from tell me already!!!!!!!!!!
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Scot and a Croat looking for LE-SMFC players to comp with. Mic, sense of humour and a good citizen passport are preferred.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jaginun/
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>>144901171
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>>144901080
Add me
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197963077268
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>>144901526
my /csgog/ bf likes anime should I dump him??
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>>144901067
just reverse image search it!
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>>144901738
>asking for relationship advice from a 15 year old
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you get better drops doing competitive compared to doing casual/dm
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>>144902053
it's not working its nbot workign ITS NOT WORPKIUGN!!!!!! aaaaaaaaa
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>>144901526
what did this post say???
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steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-iXfOA-eHuM2-ojho6-fikqM-dSEdH
best game ive ever had
will i get overwatched?
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wont watch until you tell me your rank
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>>144903582
lol
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>>144902792
anon pls! you have to find out on your own!
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>>144903582
youre the one with the 33 bomb? what you get the vac ban for?
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>>144903950
mw3
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>ptr
LMFAO
>gob b
BOT B
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>144900995
>>144901067
Lmao took me 30 sec to find the name
You suck at google
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>3-11
lo
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you have been visited by le bad posture man
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>13 hours in game
>rank 3
>super fucking obvious wh and trigger
at least it's MM so overwatch will actually do something
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>LEM rank
>8 RWS and C- rank on ESEA
What's your MM rank, RWS and ESEA rank?
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>>144906052
>paying for botnet
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So when will the next iteration of CS come out? Or is GO here to stay?
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>>144906052
>he pays to play this shitty game
lol....
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>>144907301
source 2 is the next iteration
with skins there's no point in making another cs
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>>144907301
>wanting the current devs to make a new cs
just think about all of the shitty recent updates we've had. you want them to make a full game of that?
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>nobody good on
>have to watch still not have fun in overwatch
i wish they would unban him so he wouldn't be so depressed :c
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>>144907813
>he thinks we'll get source 2
allow me to remind you that this is valve we're talking about
they dont give a shit about anything other than dota
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>bodyshot 1HK is balanced
>bodyshot 2HK is not
uh
gotards?
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>>144900924
because muslimquote on tv
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>>144907301
I think with skins the way they are releasing a new cs would cause riots on the streets mate
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should i join?
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>>144904791
I play like this but sometimes head closer to screen. Should I be worried?
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>join NA server
>dust2
>ct side
>peek out mid doors to check T spawn
>clearly see them all going left
>tell team it's gonna be A
>WOW DUDE HOW DO YOU KNOW ARE YOU CHEATING????
uhhhhh, h-hello?
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>>144909514
It's called quota
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>>144913317
>join EU server
>dust2
>ct side
>kill bomb b
>"bomb dead B rotate"
>FUCKING ENGLISH NOOB
>ыopыв oйдвдa днмг
>ныpтцлcл вoйжыив
>cyкa блят
>oцлщыпфны шынвp
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SK > CLG
Right?
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>>144913986
>play east coast NA
>teams mentally retarded
Everytime
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>>144914380
NA has nicer players, although EUs Russian problem seems to have gotten better (might be that prime matchmaking)
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>>144912467
no join this http://steamcommunity.com/groups/2cute2kawaii
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>>144913986
>join NA server
>dust2
>ct side
>kill two tuns and go mid
>see one go cat, then see another one suicide
>temmate pushed long and starts walking cat
>yo bro there's one suicide and one cat
>ok
>keeps walking cat
>bro suicide
>dude suicide
>doesn't stop
>keeps shift walking up cat
>dies to suicide guy
>calls me a noob and tells me to kill myself
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>>144914624
>Language: Simplified Chinese
>Location: China
im sorry anon i only speak english
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>>144914198
Who knows. They went 1-1 with clg getting raped on a meme map when they were playing like shit.
Depends which CLG shows up and if da danish LAN choke comes back
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>>144914624
>fake imcute
Ghetto nig
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>>144915293
sick ass meme dude
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daed
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>>144917547
rrrrr finally got banned again
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>>144917649
but hes the heart and soul of this general
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>>144917917
He's a retarded underage attention whore from the third world.
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>>144918448
you say that like it's a bad thing
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https://twitter.com/olofmCS/status/740715656497233921
xD
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should i join imcute?
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someone buy my aquamarine ft from the steam market
it's the cheapest one
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>>144922708
You cant
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Can I get some feedback on my gameplay?
I was doing exceptionally bad during the second half of the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWU5PD_y8dI
Mute the video if you'd like, I didn't have other peoples' voice turned off.
I'm still Silver 1 so any feedback is appreciated even if it's "get the fuck >>>/out/ faggot".
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>>144924961
you're crosshair placement is shit
head level wherever an enemy might be
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>>144924961
>>>/ncg/alumunate/submitdemo/
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>>144924961
add me and i'll sit in a server with you and explain some shit
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>>144925873
last online 100+ days ago?
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https://twitter.com/theflyingdj/status/740733229070581761
lolk nice try but it will never be enforced
>>144924961
If you ever actually want help, post id
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>ESL qualifier casters are Metuz, Pansy, BLU and natu
kill me
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>>144927947
>natu taking time off his lucrative "playing mm with the faceit bois" career
They should be pretty honored desu
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>>144927947
I hope they fuck up and post gotv ips again so i can read what the t3 teams say in all chat
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>>144928220
Kick the favelas
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>>144928561
We fucking lost man @SingSing
bind too
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>start playing cs in the morning with a cup of coffee
>full of energy, topfrag for 3-4 games
>drink an energy drink in the afternoon
>continue playing well
>around dusk, hours later
>sluggish reaction times, can't snap to enemies heads like i was before
>have another energy drink
>caffeine no longer energizes, just makes me extremely irritable
>bottomfrag and way more salty than i normally am, have to quit playing for the night
anyone else know this feel
after being awake for 10 hours i'm basically useless
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guys i got mg for the first ever time tonight! before i got to gold nova 4 then tilted all the way down to gold 2. been slowly climbing back up and it's an amazing feeling.
i know nobody cares but i'm so happy right now. i hope you all have good luck in your games tonight
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>>144929213
>coffee and energy drinks
Enjoy da crash holmes
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>>144929359
>you will never solo queue through the ranks from silver again, obtaining gnarly aim and gamesense, becoming a god of pugs
Enjoy it you fucking shitter
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who myg0t here
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>>144929359
omedetou, anon!
it's a great feeling climbing through the ranks past your friends and learning the maps and flashes through watching your new teammates.
you can get dmg soon if you keep it up!
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>>144930017
th-thanks?
>>144930471
exactly this. i went to queue with someone i met in game today and he said he fell to silver 3. makes me feel really proud of my progress
whats your steam id? you seem like a cool dude
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>>144930419
i like memes
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I'm gonna miss spunj.
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>>144931056
i'm pretty bad actually/id/wibbu
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>>144906052
SMFC
B-
11-13 RWS / 86 adr
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>>144935321
can confirm this guys ok
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>>144900995
i cant find it either WTF
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WOULD YOU RATHER:
>Lose but only do GOD PLAYS and GOD SPRAYS
or
>Win but only do SLOPPY SPRAYS and SLOPPY PLAYS
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>>144936070
whoops replying too >>144901067
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>>144936070
you're searching the thumbnail, retard
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>>144936124
the first one
look at screaM
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>>144936584
to be fair i would like to play like scream and wouldn't mind losing every game
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>>144936914
yeah exactly it'd be great
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>>144937070
oh my bad i thought you said option 2
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>>144936254
found it lad. ty
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What did he mean by this?
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>>144939484
boners are haram so its almost
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desu one of the best threads we've had in a long time!
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>>144942536
it's dead though
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>>144942986
So? No retards or 30 gay posts for no reason. Most posts are on topic. This is a good thread.
And now just a few hours till ESL
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why is stewie2k such a faggot
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>>144943432
uh he's not...
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This week's eleague sucks desu. At least ddk and black ddk are in it
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>>144945876
Week one was the best so far but I'm waiting for tomorrow to make my final decision on this week.
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>>144929213
I can't play after drinking coffee
I just get super jittery and it throws off my aim
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>>144943432
takes a fag to know a fag, faggot.
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rng
splyce
c9
mouz
imm
gambit
faze
g2
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>>144946142
>not drinking black tea
ishygddt
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>>144946441
I do drink it, like 5-10 mugs a day even, I was literally just saying I don't drink coffee?
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>>144946551
No, you said you can't drink coffee and play. You said nothing about not drinking coffee when you dont play. You make it sound likr you drink coffe when you're not playing in >>144946142
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>>144946749
oh well I guess that was poor wording then sorry
I don't really don't drink all that much because it makes me jittery in general then, I always either feel uncomfortable or nothing at all, and then it's not even a nice drink in the first place.
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has anyone here used that website where you can bet on your own matchmaking games
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TIME TO WATCH MY BOY RAMZEES WIN SOME DOTES
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>not making a batch of cold brew coffee for the week
fucking fags not drinking coffee properly
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>>144947118
Yea, the cut is 15% or something like that.
It's great if you derank your account to MG1 and stomp tho
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dead game
>dead general
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>>144947214
The only way to properly drink coffee is not at all.
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>our boys TyLoo
or
>cute Muslims G2
who
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>>144947741
yes
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>>144947741
i think i might skip that one or go low on tyloo. i could see it going both ways.
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Best AK skin (no Fire Serpent?)
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>>144948535default
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>>144948535
black lammy :3
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>>144948662
I have that one. I looking to trade up but I don't know if I want to go for stat trak whales or PLAYER, A FUCKING LEAF, KEK
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How do I get to know teams? Everyone here seems to have a favorite CS:GO team, I don't know where to get started.
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>>144948841
people only give a shit because of gambling lol
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>>144948841
official our guys
>fnatic
>G2
>GODSENT
>TyLoo
>TheMongolz
>Gambit
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>>144949017
This doesn't help me
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>>144948818
what?
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>>144949107
Stat trak aquamarine
or
hydroponic
It's too late though.
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>>144949265
they're both gross anyways
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>>144949356
WELL TOO FUCKING BAD I GUESS. BEST $100+ I DROPPED BESIDES THAT FALCHION FADE FN THIS PAST MONTH
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>>144949541
>silver 3
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>>144949541
>336 competitive wins
>silver III
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>>144949541
>silver 3
>336 comp wins
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>>144949541
>unironically a silver III
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>>144949619
>>144949583
>>144949713
Yeah. I took a long break since October and I was GN1.
You mad that I only do comp games and nothing else?
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>>144949541
are you literally 13?
>gay colorful skins
>opens cases
>silver 3 after all those wins
>memespoutter
unironically go back to 9gag.
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>>144948535
jet set, duh
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>>144949756
>unironically
The base word "ironic" has no meaning to me and has been that way since at least 2012. Been lurkin since 2007. fite me
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>>144949017
can't forget our guys ence
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What are the best Glock and Bizon skins, I need to switch it up.
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>>144949885
objectively brass
for both
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>>144949846
so you're just an autistic manchild. good for you, i guess?
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>>144949885
>skins
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>>144950001
>autistic
In which way? There are more than 20 genes that are markers for autism.
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add me if you are cute and wanna play some comp later
id/animeaboveall
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>>144950059
I have no idea what point you're trying to make with this post
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>>144950132
I have no idea what point you're trying to make with this post
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>>144949885
I like the Grinder
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>>144950424
those metallic silver-ish glock skins are so common at this point I've lost all interest in them, they all look a bit dull, once you've seen the thousandth catacombs or grinder
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>>144950770
I got a sticker on mine and it looks really nice desuwwa
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>>144949885
the best glocks that are really uncommon to see are sand dune, night, and groundwater
dragon tattoo, fade, and twilight galaxy are quite nice too.
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tfw noone adds you
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>>144951210
>tfw no animefam to play casual with
why even live
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>>144951281
w-want to play casual with me?
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>>144951701
no u dumb kid
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>>144951768
;_;
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I wouldn't even accept money to play with any of you.
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>>144950832
nah, not saying it's ugly or that I actively dislike it
just that it's really bland choice.
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>>144951968
even me? i'm bad but i make callouts in comp and i can drop you expensive skins
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Gambit will win against optic
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>>144952010
Especially you.
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>>144952091
a-anon...
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>>144951968
why I'm nice ;_;
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this is actually a really nice skin desu
got a real geiger vibe, probably going to be my favourite bizon skin.
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>>144947118
Link?
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a-anyone still alive?
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nice site, gotards
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i'm here bb, i'm old, i've played cs since i was 12, im 29, should i kill myself? i'm unemployed, but i do have a decent lookin dick. i've had alot of sex with girlfriends when i was a juvenile, i dont even care about pussy anymore, i legit just want to play csgo everyday and headshot.
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im the old guy, i stayed up playing Match Making on my LEM level account, i played cobble against a guy who finished with 29 frags, and 100% HSP, feelsbadman, and the enemy team trash talked the whole time, i just laughed , and even more so when his rank was revealed to be double ak.
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Spoiler Alert = when you guys venture out and get pussy you'll find out you have to do things you dont wan't, just to get your dick wet, and pussy smells, like to the point where you have to wash ur penis after sex so you don't walk around smellin like a tuna cannery
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this fucking round from flipside
>early trade, 4v4
>take b, two (one has bomb) in palace
>bomb rotates towards b aps
>F3 lose b control, but still have players there
>Stalemate on B
>F3 player lurks out palace, has A
>bomb has no clue what to do
>F3 abandon B, rotate A, but leave one to lurk behind bench
>RNG kill bench player
>RNG kill A player
>10 seconds later bomb gets by himself onto A
>Other F3 player is b aps
>Bomb tries to plant by himself, gets shot from ct
>Last player has like 30 seconds to get onto A and get the bomb and win a 1v2
clusterfuck personified
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don't worry son i bet 50 cents on f3 because wayLander is a fucking god.
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>AUSSIE CS
>>
we're back lads
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on the topic of Aussie CS how can the org pay for these limp wristed faggots to live in NA, give them spending money i assume, hasnt it been over a year? with no results? sad
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1.6 markeloff
>>
HAHA SPUNJ BTFO
REDDIT BTFO
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tfw no anime cuties add you to play
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So my monitors native res is 1440x900 with a 16:10 ratio, but i created a custom res in my nvidia for 1920x1080 so i could be like shroud, is there any reason for me to run 1920 on a 1440 monitor or am i completely retarded? someone please answer.
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pansy just spoiled the game..this sh*t is scripted.
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RNG are a shit
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I WANT TO MAKE BABBIES WITH PANSY
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>>144953785
u are facken dumb just use the native
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holy shit bitskins is so much better than opskins
i didnt even have to give them pictures of my drivers license and shit to buy credits through paypal they just take cards directly through stripe
and i'm actually getting more of the same item per trade bot than opskins so picking stuff up that i bought is easier
the only downside i can think of is their website's white background
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>>144955165
I'm not really one to call out someone for shilling, but holy shit anon, calm down
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>>144955498
while i was writing that post i realized it'd sound like i'm shilling but i'm just a degenerate who spends all my time and money on cs:go items...
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I'm cute
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>>144955663
i wanna fuck you in the ass
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>>144955663
so is my bf!
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Add for mm http://steamcommunity.com/id/hotandbotheredloli/
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buy my skins
they should be the cheapest ones on the market if they're not let me know and i'll lower the price :3
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Hey fanobet anon
How do I use reflinks? I went to fanobet.com/r/csgog but it threw me back to main page
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i want to marry pansy
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>>144957981
stay in line kid
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>pansy btfoing tumblr
lmao
based fat cow
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Astralis vs NRG
How shit is astralis? Is it worth small bet on NRG for upset possibility?
>>
>>144958609
yes. NRG are basically new and astralis will have no demos to analyze how they will play. NRG have a decent chance
>>
>>144958609
wait
theres still like 4 hours to the match, odds will probably shift to ~15-85
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>>144958920
So I can make a small bet on astralis and expect at least some value?
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holy shit n0thing is a manlet
>>
>>144958752
seriously? you think NRG have chance against asstrails?
They won't choke, not against NA
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na is just an embarrassment
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>>144959492
>>
>toggling
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how does ESL have such a mediocre-looking stream despite having so much money?
i'd take a high bitrate over 60FPS any day
>>
shrouck
cuckthing
stewiecuckay
scuckdoodle
slemcuck
>>
>North American Counter-Strike
>>
Should i play the game, or do my job
>>
electrocuck
cuckz
cucker
cyberfocuck
cusker
>>
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dead thread
dead game
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nice throw from empire fucking rigged game
>>
>Team Empire to score 8.5 rounds: Yes
I've never felt so much assclench
>>
>>144963445
how can you score half a round¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
>>
>>144963606
I meant over, I'm dumb
>>
Anyone in GN-MG wanna add me for mm? http://steamcommunity.com/id/trung871/ chinks only pls I'm in asia
>>
A lot of my keys are giving out on my 6gv2. What new keyboard should i get? Or should i just get a new 6gv2? I really like this keyboard.
>>
\_oungin
ama
>>
>>144965559
why don't you neck yourself
>>
who else /fluffygangers/?
>>
>>144965728
thnx for skines
>>
>know absolutely nothing about stats, strats, grenades, etc.
>consistently win 1v1 against globals on private servers
>got carried up to LEM exclusively by my aim
>literally all aim no brain
how do i git gud?
>>
cux
cuckis
cucki
cuckJ
nicuck
>>
>>144963559
Rizz more likejizz
>>
>>144965853
no u
>>
>>144966324
no
u
>>
>>144966412
im scared
>>
no
me :)
>>
yes u
>>
how is optic only a 60% favorite against gambit right now, even in a best of 1?
ez skinez
>>
>>144968654
>betting on NA
>ever
lmao thanks 4 ur skines
>>
mouz
why
>>
>blow $5 on cases because whatever
>get $10 M4
>Decide to just sell it and buy VIDYA GAMES whenever the summer sale starts
>They don't let you trade unless you fork over your phone number anymore
CANNOT make this shit up
>>
>>144969151
>confirm trade to my main account through email
>still have to wait 15 fucking days
Valve please stop compensating for brainless 13 year olds
>>
>make a huge combo bet, 9+ bets
>82$ bet, a hundreds of dollars potential profits
>-4.5 for mouz
>>
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>mouz
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Fuck Mouz. I hope you lose.
All won in combo except Mouz.
>>
why are these russian literal no names giving mouse a hard time?
>>
>>144969727
How much my man?
>>
rip 54 dollaridoos
>>
those flicks at the end were a bit sus
>>
>>144969860all of my hope
>>
>>144969921too familiar
>>
They probably changed the meta again
Am i supposed to use M4a4 or A1 now?
>>
>>
>>144970128
A1 if you're not a shitter
>>
easiest skines of my life
>>
buy me cs
>>
I forgot how boring vendetta is
>>
Who is that man wearing the long wig on the ESL stream?
>>
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>>144970932
>>
What are you listening to when you play casual and getting ez deag headshots
>>
>>144970956
Yea that's him, who is he?
>>
buy me a bf
>>
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>>144971094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
>>
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>>144971094
>>
Are TyLoo our guys?
>>
>>144970128
a4 usually
the a1-s is slightly better for like
tapping at obscene distances and lurking/flanking but thats it
>>
>>144971236
is that hotshot?
>>
>>144971393
yes
>>
>>144971094
https://youtu.be/q2UuXY7-FII
>>
>>
You guys have all the music off but the 10 second warning, right?
only way to play
>>
What is up with niko's mouse sensitivity
why is it so low compared to all the good pros
why is he still so good
>>
wow uber got hot once he quit selfless!
>>
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very, very important poll
you could choose the skin that I play with for the forseeable future!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10439842
http://www.strawpoll.me/10439842
http://www.strawpoll.me/10439842
>>
>>144973279
Souvenir Radiation Hazard, fuck stattrak
>>
>>144971967
Guardian's is lower.
>>
>>144973373
It has to be stattrak, I fell for the meme and all my other skins are stattrak but I'm feeling like using a M4A4 instead of my M4A1-S recently.
I don't like souvenirshit anyway, too hard to buy and sell and they rarely even look good. If I were gonna go non-stattrak I'd get a Poseidon cause that one's pretty sweet.
>>
>unironically signing DEVIL
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10439878
>>
>>144973279
how or mlg >>144973373
all-star sticker is sick af
>>
never thought i'd ever be cheering for EnVyUs
>>
>graham
>>
based frogcucks murdering the vermin infestation.
>>
Why do they call him "henee" when he's obviously called "hen one"????????
>>
most important poll in /csgog/ history being reposted
http://www.strawpoll.me/3968111
http://www.strawpoll.me/3968111
http://www.strawpoll.me/3968111
>>
>>144974141
second most important poll in /csgog/ history being reposted
http://www.strawpoll.me/10278400
>>
WTF FAVELAS
HOW HEN1
>>
>>144971976
pic
>>
FAVELAS HACKING AGAIN
>>
>>144974141
rofl I'd do it for free nerd
>>
>favela monkeys toggle on
http://www.strawpoll.me/10439968
http://www.strawpoll.me/10439968
http://www.strawpoll.me/10439968
http://www.strawpoll.me/10439968
http://www.strawpoll.me/10439968
>>
does anyone else get pissed off at natu's overly american accent?
>>
>devil is the solution
>>
>>144974567
There's literally nothing wrong about American accents. (Except Southern)
>>
>>144974689
i know, but just listen to him
>>
>its a Happy bait his teammate for placing himself into good situation but failed to get more than 1 kill episode
>>
>>144974689
southern accents are qt af
>>
>>144974567
natu is the coolest dad stop the hate
>>
What exactly happened to Envy? They used to be so good. Clearly kioshima wasn't the problem.s
>>
>>144971393
yes
04/14 never forget
>>
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Gonna sell all my faggot ass cases and spend it toward a nametag, I want the most gratuitously edgy name possible. Have three ideas but I'll accept any others if you have them
http://www.strawpoll.me/10440008
>>
>>144975048
all of these just make you look like a faggot, but not in the way i'd get mad, but in the way it's obvious you're trying way too hard
>>
>>144975048
"The Klebold Special" is a bit more subtle for a Tec-9 name
>>
>>144973279
dragon King
it's literally the only decent a4 skin
>>
>>144975048
This isn't even edgy in the edgy way. It's edgy in the tryhard teenager way.
>>
FAVELA ANELE WAS ANELE THE ANELE PROBLEM
>>
>>144975048
call the tec9 "t. vodka"
>>
>>144975048
AWP - The MLK/JFK Experience
>>
>>144976531
The JFK experience would be better for a Scout, the rifle he used to kill JFK was garbage italian ww2 surplus trash, honestly it has been considered a miracle that he hit JFK at all with that hunk of shit.
>>
>>144976723
>the rifle he used to kill JFK was garbage italian ww2 surplus trash
it sure worked though :^)
>>
>>144976924
Yeah, but at that range he had a higher chance of not hitting him then hitting him.
JFK would probably be bitching about RNG right now if he wasn't... you know, dead.
>>
>>144977231
>higher chance of not hitting him then hitting him.
Isn't that true for literally every rifle and every situation?
>>
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>>144977381
If you just fire in the general direction of someone, yeah.
>>
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>>144978281
they all look like aliens
>>
>>144977908
when she succ you under the table
>>
>>144978281
CHIN
H
I
N
>>
>>144978281
What the fuck is wrong with their faces and heads?
>>
>>144976723
>>144976924
no it didnt because the killer was on the knoll
>>
someone needs to watch astralis and tell us if it gets good
we'll tell you if the gambit game gets good
>>
I hope you all prayed for dosia
>>
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>>144979225
I did.
>>
Post that webm
>>
>>144979604
the juicy one?
>>
>>144979915
THAT webm
>>
max and relax astralis
>>
>>144979964
the JUICY one?
>>
mixwell is cute! daps is his bf!
>>
>losing against literal call of duty team
>>
>>144980169
hes not a faggot idiot
>>
>>144969151
TextPlus/TextFree/TextNow
>>
>>144971094
Hotline Miami 2
>>
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>put skines on tricked
>>
>ddk will never know you exist
>>
>pansy will never know you exist
>>
lmao eleague stream
>>
What do you think Pansy's hair smells like?
>>
>>144980329
>get your org to buy you a mailorder spainish bf
>neither are gay
lol???
>>
VoHiYo I believe in yo VoHiYo Mixwell-kun~! VoHiYo
>>
ummm...OPTIC?!?!
>>
another game ruined by OP pistol
>>
-cbble
+aztec
>>
>>144978281
Is this rachel?
>>
cool that adren already found a new team
>>
>optic
>NA CS
>>
How many 1v1s were lost simply because daps is shit at shooting
>>
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ez cum on my back
>>
>>144983437
he gave everything for this game
>>
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add for pugs
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198051694381/
>>
cobble is such a god awful map for teamplay jesus fucking christ
>>
>>144984107
??
When you are rolling over people on T side by going B every round, and half your team gets bored and starts sitting outside of A instead of helping with pushes, it takes a LOT to get them back on track and actually help instead of baiting for kills ))
>>
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Will our guys make it to the major?
>>
>>144984302
what made you think im talking about pugs
lmoa
>>
>>144984050
nys
>>
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>>144984467
chinas really like niko
>>
Umm Rubino.. What are those?
>>
is 4chan slow as fuck for anyone else
>>
>>144984467
What an unsightly human bean
>>
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>>144984919
attacker is cute
>>
Could you take ptr in a fist fight, /csgog/?
>>
>>144985281
He has a qt waifu.
>>
>fugly
>bizon
wtf......................
>>
>>144985875
do you think hes cummed on her face before
>>
>>144975841
But that's what I want. Pureedgy try hard trash
>>
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>when u finna beat astralis
>>
i wish i had rain's aim and dick
>>
Friendly advice to buy up all Renegades stickers since the org is going to shut down soon.
>>
I have 2 keys, how do I turn them into more keys/skins?
>>
>>144988320
Hope so
>>
>>144988562
trade them to me and ill dupe them for you
>>
>>144985875
attacker is cuter than that pale ugly mixed race half poo in loo ugly girl
>>
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>>144980641
>tfw put skins on tricked
>>
>gambit v optic
lmao thx 4 ez skines americucks
>>
how did Mouz get a time-traveling super soldier to coach a CS team?
>>
NA parents
>>
>>144990552
Whats your id?
>>
who is that stand in for devve?
>>
cmon astralis!
>>
can our chinks do it
>>
>>144991705
>>144991741
you're watching the wrong game
>>
>>144991679
Leave my cutie alone
>>
>>144991705
Moe
>>
>>144991868
forgot to switch back thx
>>
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>>144969840
I can't catch a fucking break.
>>
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i hope the cute chinks beat the evil white shitlords
european cisscum have dominated csgo for long enough
>>
>>144992118
how do you draw an assfaggots game?
>>
>>144992263
Jessica is the biggest airhead idol out there. 3rd gen trash. Fuck off.
>>
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>>144992517
>Jessica
>>
NRG are the biggest band of cucks in CSGO
>>
>>144992475
It was a BO2.
>>
BIG CHINESE DONG
LITTLE WHITE DICK
>>
>>144992624
My bad. SinB & Jessica are both ugly as shit and look similar. They are still 3rd gen trash and you are a bandwagon faggot.
>>
>SpaceSoldiers sucking dick just like every time I bet on them
ebin. but i'll be sure to leave them alone for that underdog win Xanteres drops a 50 bomb for
>>
attacuck
captaincucko
cuckbody
fancuck
cuckD
>>
cuckZz
scuckm
rpcuck
cucx
cuckyy
>>
>>144993473
wow so hilarious xD
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
>>
Someone webm ptr's tongue licking when he lost the clutch.
>>
devicuck
cuck9x
cuckreeh
cuckigan
cuckerbye
>>
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>TyPoo vs PeePoo
>>
cuckseN
cuckLy
cucktr
cuck b
cuckija
>>
>>144993974
>>144993964
>>144993793
>>144993683
>>144993627
>>144993473
Wow!! Where do you guys come up with these?!?
>>
:whew: risked $175 to win $15 on astralis
definitely not worth the sweat
>>
>Tabsen drops the 40 and loses
lol
>>
chinks NEED to fucking win
>>
>>144994418
lose*
typo sorry
>>
>>144994418
I NEED to be bred by a cute boy*
typo sorry
>>
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dey talk abut my wun tabz
>>
>>144994418
i NEED to stop betting
typo sorry
>>
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>>144994458
don't ever reply to me again you fucking RETARD. french fags are insufferable. i don't want any french teams at the major
>>
>>144994458
>>144994561
just edit your post retard stop spamming the thread
>>
>>144994418
I NEED to impregnate a trannie*
typo sorry
>>
i NEED to breed Pansy
>>
cuckrest
get_cuck
cuckberg
cuckizt
cuckyth
>>
>>144994710
i didn't think about that
it would be based but i'd rather g2 get in than nv
>>
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>>144994743
don't talk about her that way you pervert she's PURE
>>
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>tfw g2 wins
>>
pashabicucks
cucko
cuckz
cux
cuckli
>>
cucken
fercuck
coldcuck
fncuck
cucko
>>
sad
NBKuck
KennyShit
Apiss
DUMBVIL
>>
cuckofmeister
cuckW
cucksha
cuckz
cuckis
>>
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>there are people ITT who would rather have frogs than cute chinks at the major
>>
cuckardian
cucked
zecucks
edcuck
cuckie
>>
>>144994976
kqly?
>>
hicuck
nicuck
elicuck
koocuck
s1mpcuck
>>
what the fuck americlaps...
>>
>typoo
>>
cuck1ng
shrouck
stewie2cuck
skacuckle
cuckmmy
>>
>>144995505
can i help u
>>
>>144995284
I want TyLoo but then I see disgusting kpop posters like you want them too so now I'm going to root for both of the teams to lose
>>
>>144995621
why are they shooting sandwiches on e-league stream?
>>
>>144995678
revolutionary new anti-fat campaign
if u shoot food no one can eat it
>>
lmao they should make a reality tv show about clg
>>
\_
>>
oungin
>>
>>144995897
they did. it's called biggest loser
>>
>>144995897
what is happens?
>>
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>>144996025
>>
Cock Lounging Gays
>>
>>144996352
Our guys <3333
>>
maDICKSboy is kinda handsome, lads
>>
These threads really went to shit.
>>
>>144996701
he looks like a real aryan male
want that madicks in my mouth tbrwy
>>
>>144996863
These shits really went to thread.
>>
pimp looks really really creepy
>>
You ladies ready for >>150000000?
>>
>>144997171
that's like a fucking month away
>>
You ladies ready for that BBC?
>>
>>144997314
Wew lad
>>
>>144997314
lol what
>>
>>144997456
>>144997647
>>144997314
in ~24 hours, there were ~100k posts on /vg/.
~5M posts to the big get. assuming the post rate stays constant (it will slightly go up though), that'll take 50 hours, or roughlt two days.
>>
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Add me for MM, faceit or overwatch game if anyone wants to.http://steamcommunity.com/id/stoaga/
>>
>>144997923
lmao fuicking nerd
>>
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>cuck L gaming
hahaaHAHAHAHA
>>
what are some good stickers i could put on an ak red lam other than ibps and howling dawns
thought about doing it up like my m4 with foil screaM/shox/g2 stickers but that might be lame to have two similar sticker sets on two guns
>>
>>144998814
t. dumb tard that thinks basic maths is rocket science
>>
>>144999519
kawaii killer
>>
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\___
>>
>>145000427
maybe 3 kawaii killer terrorists on the front 3 slots, a firestarter on the 4th, and then i could name it "twisted firestarter" like the prodigy song
>>
>>145000427
i put that on my ak and now people vote me off for no reason
>>
>>144999519
https://csgostash.com/sticker/184/Drug-War-Veteran
DUDE
>>
>>144999519
FaZe up
>>
>>145000794
WEED
>>145000879
faze foils is actually a decent idea that could look kinda nice
or astralis foils
>>
Maybe more people would actually participate in overwatch reviews if you didn't have to sit the whole demo. You can almost always tell if someone is cheating in the first 1 or 2 rounds
>>
>>145000679
i had a hydroponic with 4 kawaii killers and an anime nametag for a while
it was really funny hearing people grumble about weeaboos when they picked it up
>>
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>LEM Cache CT side to start
>First round one guy gets 4 one taps in different locations on enemy team
>Team disheartened
>Some of them start calling bullshit and stuff
>Second round goes to them, third round
>Before we know it it's 7-1
>Been telling them the entire time we can come back
>Suddenly we start winning
>Start asking people to change positions where they are doing badly
>Get a reset and fuck enemy economy
>Still a tough game, 8-7 to us.
>Rush first round and get fucked
>Cache is normally CT sided to people start flaming again, getting angry
>Call some quick 2nd round force tactics and we win anti-eco with only 1 casualty
>Enemy economy is fucked, we pick up multiple rounds
>Ends at 16-9
>SMFCs and LEMs on our team
>Enemy had only DMGs as some left
>Probably ashamed globals.
>>
>betting against magiskboy and friends
>>
>>145002416
>cache is ct sided
What? Pug meta on csgo is T sided for every map because everyone constantly force buys giving terrorists weapon and money advantage.
>>
>>145002416
cache is t sided as fuck if even one of you knows some nades
>>
>>145000270
tfw no index gf
>>
>>145002416
what are you talking about, cache is super t sided, taking and holding A site takes 2 smokes and a couple nades then gg
>>
>>145003562
>>145003956
>>145004047
what the fuck
am I the only one that thinks cache is slightly ct sided?
>>
>>145004162
no i think cache is meme sided
>>
>tfw your dad never brought you to a CS even
>tfw your dad is disappointed you didn't do anything with your life, but he tries to hide it
>>
they should bring the kiss cam to eleague 2bh
>>
>>145004381
I would kiss you 2bh
>>
>>145004162
Yes, it's not 2014 anymore.
Maps aren't biased in pugs, the better team wins.
But like I said the meta is now to constantly force buy and act retarded all game which favours terrorists
>>
>>145004305
>tfw your dad is disappointed you went to university and didn't become a pro player after pissing away all your teenage years playing cs
>>
cucka
cuckler
cuckdm
cuckik
cucked
>>
>>145001017
Fast forward you tard
>>
cuckii
macucksboy
pimp (not a cuck)
cucks
acuckion
>>
Why the fuck do people still use the M4A1-s?
The accuracy gain is only prevalent in long range fights like from CT-mid to cross on dust2 or from B to car on cache. Literally anywhere else it's negligible if you can actually use an M4.
>>
how is tarik so based?
>>
>>145005760
>takes two bullets to kill
>this shitter still requires an extra 10
>>
>>145006486
dude whatever.
it's not my fault im stuck in silver hell
i almost get 20 kills in a game and my team do nothing
>>
ummm....SK?!?!?
>>
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>>145006647
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sk will lose this map and win the third to fill in the timeslot
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oh fug dat qt asian
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>>145007548
? Either one winning map 3 fills the timeslot u cuck
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>ms piggy
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who is that cutie beside the asian?
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Post your mouse bungees /csgo/
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>>145007872
i use tape
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pimp hahah what a beast
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dat qt in da flower dress doe
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>>145008432
my steam bf looks better in a dress
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>>145003956
>>145004047
>t sided
>what is g2
>>
>>145008003
This
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>>145007872
like $3
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>>145008831
>>145008003
caught the silvers
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I'm LE nigga
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>>145008638
no, he almost definitely does not.
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>>145008003
What brand tape you got? IThe SteelSeries Sticky+ is on sale right now and thinking of picking it up but it doesn't have any ESD protection
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>>145008638
Why would you make him wear a dress?
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>>144952229
Did they reveal what rarity it's going to be, it's nice but not "$25 Covert skin" nice.
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>>145010051
yep, it's a blue, they chose it for that reason. desolate space was the pick for the m4.
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>>145009970
so I can slip my hands up his skirt and watch him blush when i tease his cute little boiclitty
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dumb animeNEETs
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>>144974141
I'd do it for a breakout case and a slap on the ass senpai
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>>145010264
I'm not a neet
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>it's a tier2 EU team chokes against NA episode
these are actually my favorite
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>>145010412
youre still a piece of shit weeb
>>
>99.2Mb UPDATE
>>99.2Mb UPDATE
>99.2Mb UPDATE
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>that fucking doubleshot
muh dick
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why is 4:3 stretched the best aspect ratio?
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>>145011257
it's not. it's a meme for disabled people
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>sk losing against eco
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>>145011431
>get right
>niko
>flusha
>coldzera
>disabled
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>>144984392
They have to beat the BRs tomorrow...
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>>145009002
Good tape costs $10 a roll
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anybody else bind a huge ass crosshair to their nade key for easily lining up smokes/flashes?
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>>144999516
TyLoo vs Immortals will be the best match of the month.
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>>145011571
>he needs help clicking on heads
LMAO
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT UPDATE ABOUT
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>>145011750
Idk i really likes the G2 vs NiP group match
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sk is fucking trash
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>>145010817
>99.2Mb
don't get your hopes up, it'll be optimising nunuke or fixing bugs you've never experienced
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Replaced the penalty for the suicide or disconnection of a player. Instead of the elimination of round-end income, a living enemy player now receives compensation equal to the missed kill reward opportunity.
Haha what
>>
>On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
>On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
>On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
>On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
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>throwing games all day
>scout+upgraded pistols every game
>get called a hacker/aimlocker when I get a headshot even though im bottom fragging
the fuck is wrong with people
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>>145012434
casual servers btfo
>>
Cbble:
Added stairs up to B site platform, giving CTs additional options for defending the site
Updated trees with more accurate collision model
Fixed rendering error on wall hole model used near bombsite A
Fixed various bugs (Thanks csgobugtracker.com contributors!)
Improved visibility from underpass to A site
Mirage:
Fixed pixelwalk in CT spawn
Fixed some small seethrough gaps in bombsite A
Fixed small seethrough gap from Short to Mid
Fixed grenadecollision on van in bombsite B
Van now plays proper surface sounds when walking on it
Stairs in palace and B apartments will now play correct surface sounds
Fixed potential rendering error on wall hole model used in CT sniper position
Fixed various bugs (Thanks csgobugtracker.com contributors!)
Cache:
Minor bug fixes
Nuke:
Added ladder to bombsite B target
Top of bombsite B target now opaque
Added short crate stack to CT outside
Misc clip fixes
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are valve servers still 64 tick?
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>>145012624
I'm a fan of those nuke additions
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>>145012624
Helloooooo reddit
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>On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
rofl Russian dust2 players on suicide watch
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>>145012925
Are you retarded?
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/category/updates/
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kek that girl in the flower dress was not having it
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>the choking starts
Goddammit clg
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>>145013092
Are you?
If you want to discuss the game then fuck off back to /r/globaloffensive. If you want to stay here then you better post some cute boys.
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I just 420d ask me anything
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>>145013643
Why don't you drink like an adult? Are you mentally a child?
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>>145013082
d2 is literally the only correct map to play in dm
fuck you valva
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>>145013740
Alcohol is worse for u
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>>145013643
succ?
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>>145013994
ye that's the point idiot
drinking a lot makes you die at a younger age
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>>145013994
>smoking the 420jew
>not wanting to kill yourself
>being under 21
Git
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>>145014108
I dont wanna die???????????
>>145013995
Fuck you
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>have to split time between carrying in casual and making witty posts on /csgog/
How do you guys do it?
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>>145013643
When are you killing yourself, stoagger?
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>>145014238
>playing csgo
lmao idiot
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>>145014153
I'm almost 25 I do experience thingy in an addictology (gonna work in one I guess). Come ON man you cant bullshit me
>>145014292
Never
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>>145013643
Where do you live and how much per g?
I just ran out of my last green but I can't afford to get more till payday because of prices.
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>>145014520
>experience thingy
Unemployeed and unemployable. Be happy my taxes fund retards like you and woman's studies majors
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>>145012434
Hopefully fixes the dust2 autistic comnmunity
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>>145014550
10 dollars or around that
>>145014803
>treating people in clinics is useless
Ey magog
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>>145013878
Cache is just as good or even better dm map than dust2. It has better visibility.
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>>145015045
Man I can't wait for my taxes to pay for you to get your hair in dreads!
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>join NA CEVO
>there's a literal child playing
>some guy is teasing him
>guy: lmao you're just a kid
>kid: I fucked your mom
>guy: you're literally 10
>kid: ya, 10 inches deep inside your mom
>guy: b-b-but you're just a k-kid lol
Literally destroyed by a ten year old.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugFlW01yW9s
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>>145015167
"My moms dead"
"Cuz i fucked her 2 death."
"Well that's necrophilia, i'm reporting your steam to the FBI."
"OH SHIT NO PLS DONT DONT TELL MY MOM!!!"
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>>145015045
Over 18 dollars (converted) here. Most of the shit you get isn't even that decent, it's either a shit strain and shit tier weed or it's an alright strain and dried to fuck because the dealer bought in bulk and doesn't know how to store it.
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>>145015538
My bf found weed on the street like someone dropped it or something, took it home and it looked like literal dogshit.
>>
CHOKE
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>>145015662
i bet that dogshit weed satisfied him more than you ever could
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>>145015662
>tfw no bf to pick up dogshit and show it to you like a needy cat bringing home a dead bird
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\_
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>THE CITY OF YUROP
THE CITY OF YUROP
>THE CITY OF YUROP
THE CITY OF YUROP
>THE CITY OF YUROP
THE CITY OF YUROP
>THE CITY OF YUROP
THE CITY OF YUROP
>THE CITY OF YUROP
THE CITY OF YUROP
>THE CITY OF YUROP
THE CITY OF YUROP
>THE CITY OF YUROP
THE CITY OF YUROP
>THE CITY OF YUROP
THE CITY OF YUROP
>THE CITY OF YUROP
THE CITY OF YUROP
>THE CITY OF YUROP
THE CITY OF YUROP
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>>145015793
He didnt open the pack it looked horrible lol
>>145015804
Ownd
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Magiskboy is so shit.
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\ _ O U N G I N
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i love clg but would also be ok with them never playing cs ever again
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>>145015430
>my mums dead
>yeah cause she choked on my dick lmao
the objective patricians response.
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jdm warming up for when he joins liquid in a month, looks like he'll fit right in
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KEK LOUNGE GAMING
KEKFUCK!!!!
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>On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
CASUAL BROS WW@?
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>>145018734
b...b.....muh dust2
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>>145018734
>casual bros
r/globaloffensive
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Anyone else notice that twitch viewership hasn't been that great lately?
That + the steam numbers declining, getting quite worried bros
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>>145019616
protip:
it hasn't been good for a long time
csgo on twitch might have 10k legit viewers at any time, the vast majority of streamers are Russians botting
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>>145019616
Worried about what???
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>>145019787
that the game is dying.
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>>145019862
i hope it does
this game was best before the flavor of the X group came by
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>>145019862
Good, the game was better before valve pandered to underage retards on reddo
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>>145020004
>>145020181
ok then, how do we make the game die faster?
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>>145019392
honestly, it was already a voting pattern of dust2 then mirage constantly.
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>>145020338
delet skines
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>>145020338
play overwatch like the rest of us
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>>145020508
sorry i'm not completely retarded
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>>145020338
Bring howl back into circulation, let people buy old stickers, no more new cosmetics for a while, make awp good again, make every map ct sided like they should be, make a1-s good again, shorten round timer
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>>145020508
this
my smfc friend uninstalled csgo after facing yet another no-fucks-given cheater and just plays OW now
i have other friends up and down dmg-global who exclusively OW now
i caved and bought it too
send help
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>>145020613
youre still playing cs go so that says otherwise
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>>145020338
Not allowing dust2 to be played constantly is a good start.
It's like they don't know the community at all
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>>145020825
says more about you. You only play popular shill games.
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>>145020508
>>145020806
alot of people say these overwatch memers will come back to cs go after a while, but in reality most of these people are fucking shiiters. When they come back after not playing for weeks most are prob gonna be so bad they just rage quit for good.
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>>145020981
arent you unique, playing old shitty games while people who dont play that trash are retarded. stick to csgo its where you belong.
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>>145021190
At least you know you're retarded.
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>>145021154
ironically this is your highest quality post.
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>>145020986
>if they say a game is good they must be a shill!
nah
both games are bad in certain ways, but overwatch has objectively better gameplay design than csgo. it's not perfect, but it's a damn sight better than what i'm used to.
I still play csgo. The gameplay in both is unique to both, but ow is just more enjoyable to play overall.
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>>145021324
sure thing kid everyone else is retarded cause you cant move on from your garbage game
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>>145021154
i love rrrrrrr desu
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>>145021154
what does pomfs mean
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>>145021439
responding to the wrong post friendio
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>>145021439
>I still play csgo
FUCKING LOL
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>>145021439
>but overwatch has objectively better gameplay design than csgo
except it doesnt
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>see that SK is beating CLG like 14:3
>"I guess CLG didn't show up, I could go all in here even if it is for pennies on the dollar, I wouldn't mind increasing my betting cache value by 6%"
>get distracted and decide not to do it
>see results later
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>>145019616
E-league isn't as interesting to watch as i think people thought it would be.
It's not as hyped as a normal weekend lan imo. Not surprised that the viewer ship isn't at it's best.
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>>145022284
>he bet against the script
its fucking televised in america an NA team has to win
>>
>When she see you got 14 rounds vs astralis
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>>145022645
It grew week-over-week so far on TV, but IDK how much of that is because NiP fans > C9 fans or no NBA finals last week
>>
Who BIG here?
>>
Great
>Go into MM
>First round enemy get 5 headshots with deag
>Second round gets 4 headshots
Just great
>>
>there are more atoms in the sun than there are grains of sand on every single beach in the whole world
really puts things into perspective
>>
>>145024570
the sun is literally like 10000X the size / mass of the earth.
there are more atoms in the sun then there are atoms in the earth, like a thousand times over.
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>>145023660
I got big dickhole
I cum big loads
Why don't you cum big loads?
>>
>>145024570
This is a really stupid post.
Gonna post it on /pol/ and /sci/
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>>145022284
>tfw winning a skin that has stickers in shitty spots
I guess that's what happens when I finally do bet NA
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>>145024542
And now he's hitting consecutive headshots over extreme distances with a fucking bizon
>>
http://www.polygon.com/2016/6/9/11899284/heroes-of-the-storm-cloud9-2015-world-champion-team-disbands
Lol
>>
I see shit on youtube of people unsubbing people that don't upload anymore. What's the point of unsubbing for that reason, wouldn't it be better to stay subbed for when or if they do upload?
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>>145025215
>>145024570
Threads r going great btw
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>>145026030
Polygon is fucking trash. Stop that.
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>>145001610
>tfw you will never date a qt ladyboy
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>>145027710
Hi /v/
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>>145024570
>>>/sci/8134283
>>>/pol/76682888
Say hi!
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i can't wait for next update where they announce Agency and Season as official maps.
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>>145030740
Just shoot your dick and admit you're destined to be a pussy
>>
>>145031010
fuck off????
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>>145031179
*grabs u by the throat*
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>>145032362
I'm turned on.... Go on....?
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Why do I even play this shitty game
>>
>>145033462
Don't play game you don't enjoy.
>>
Guys what's the best website to find some really funny meme images for my new steam avatar?
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>>145036157
4eddit.net
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>>145036157
4chan.com
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>>145036340
Do memes ever happen with him playing overwatch?
>>
What happened to all the streamers for CSGO?
I went on twitch the other night and it was just a bunch of russian titty streamers.
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>>145037030
Overshit
It will blow over once they realize how shit the game is
>>
poo2
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>>145037569
>>145036340
You have to be over 18 to use this website.
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>>145038029
haha i turn 18 last month !:)
>>
dota making me happy that for how bad pala is, he isnt Sir Autism Slacks
>>
>On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
RIP voting for Dust2 every time
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>>145038691
what a shitty change
>People actually want to DM on anything other than dust2
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>>145038810
I like forcing people to accept diversity
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>>145039052
Almost all the other maps are complete garbage for DM
>Overmeme
>Cobble
Yeah I enjoy walking 90% of the time because you can't find anyone
Mirage is also like that but not that bat, 2nd place after dust
>>
>>145039210
The walking adds to the tension and can be a nice change of pace
>>
/d2g/ is in fucking flames because of your edgy ginger autist. can you take him back senpaitachi
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>>145039619
what did roca da boi do
>>
>>145039742
what? No, I mean your ""esports historian""
>>
>>145038691
this still doesnt fix active duty casual, you'll just get dust 2 > dust 3 > dust 2 > dust 3 etc.
>>
>>144900507
>running my p90 game
>"Fuck your p90. No skill"
>enemy team calls timeout
>next round they are all running p90s
>smoke 3 of them and the team picks up the rest
I mean I get it. Every gun that you don't use is a "scrub weapon" but at least keep your bitch ass mouths shut.
>>
>>145039619
>/d2g/
>>>/r/eddit/
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>>145039985
moe?
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>>145039985
natu isnt a ginger lol hes finnish
i understand the confusion tho
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>>145039619
>mfw dotards cant handle our guys bantz
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>>145040167
simply ebin
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>>145040225
they even pruned the whole thread lmao
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>>145040225
>mfw it applies to the anime shitters in this thread too
he just ethered the fuck outta those nerds
>>
Sup magog at the bar with my bf, hes embarrassing me lads. Love you cute fraggers :3
>>
>>145040693
they got fucking nuked animefags and mem spewers BTFO
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4ne7ll/faker_and_kevins_banned_on_esea_more_to_come/
why do people still play csgo, a cheating scene
>>
>>145042062
Literal who's
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>>145042968
pugstars
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>>145042062
>most from Germany
lmao
>>
>>145042062
FUCK THIS DEAD CHEAT GAME
GOOD THING I BOUGHT OVERWATCH
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>>145038691
>half the people gone after D2
going to be epic
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>adult male
>wears shorts in public
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guys what do i name this
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>>145045925
fuck off retard
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>>145046089
this
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>>145046394
you're bad at this
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>>144901067
You don't want to know it's shit anyway.
>>
>>145046672
fuck off retard
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>>145046829
only when i get a bf TT^TT
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>>145046906
no one here wants you faggot
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>>145047068
so much this^^^
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>>145042062
this is hilarious, never thought they'd actually ban xenn, duki and ayken
>>
>>145046089
this>>145046394
>>
What buttons do you use for aimkey and triggerkey?
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>>145050307
I just use my mouse's side buttons, works like a charm
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>>145050381
your mom works my cock like a charm
rolf
>>
>>145051275
>>145050381
>>145050307
>how to tell a thread is shit
>>
>>145051860
>how to tell a thread is shit
>>
[csgo-related post]
>>
Easiest skins ever.
>>
>>145056693
sway
>>
>>145056693
I'm not betting at all today
nothing really looks appealing
>>
>>145057541
whats so bad about the matches?
a lot of them you can max and relax, like FaZe vs F3
>>
>>145058351
I don't know, just feeling a bit burnt out from the week, don't want the stress of betting again tonight on top of that. especially since it's mainly just BO1's
for something I do so much I really fucking hate betting skines
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>>145058495
just dont watch the games, if you get stressed out.
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>>145056693
preach
>>
>popularity declining
>new update
of course, now they listen
>>
going in on optic lads
will I regret this
>>
why did you delete your post and repost it again?
>>
>>145061225
because I said orbit instead of optic, thought I'd might as well correct it, the thread is going slow anyway
>>
>>145021479
>go in a thread about x game
>hurr durr y can't u move on from x game durr
>>
whats your opinion on the new cobblestone change
>>
>pansy
*vomits*
>>
Its the 6th time this "vac authenticarion error" fucks up my match. Why the fuck am I receiving thsi error ?
>>
Overwatch will die in exactly 8 months and 6 days and I'll be the first one to laugh at it
>>
>>145062570
What cobblestone change ?
>>
>>145062582
err, she's like, a really good caster??
>>
>>145062745
>le underage poorfag cant afford overwatch
lol
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>>145062745
No it wont, overwatch is literally tf3 and its fun
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nice job sam
>>
>>145063840Sorry, some kind of error has occurred: You've been posting too frequently, and can't make another post right now.
>>
Another game ruined by OP awp...
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>>145063903deleting them
>>
>>145063969Figured you dont want them so
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cutest skine ever
prove me wrong
>>
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So wait there is ESL and then eleague? Isnt that a bit too much esport for a day?
>>
>optic almost losing against some russian literally whos
>NA CS
>>
qualifiers are not important
>>
>>145062695
Also got 7 day ban because of it. Fuck Valve I hope they go bankrupt
>>
>>145064446
you are
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>>145064651
Lmao retard
>>
>>145062695
>>145064651
It always happens if you flush dns or run ccleaner or programs like that without restarting your pc. I dont know what you do before you get the error but whatever it is restart your pc before playing
>>145064683
Wow
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>RNG is going to get disbanded
wew
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the fuck kind of name is fluffy gangsters
>>
>>145061017
I didn't regret it!!
>>
>optic going even against some literally who russians with a meme name
>haxlel starts toggling, optic wins 7 rounds in a row
>the only way for NA to win is to have a cheating spaniard
P O T T E R Y
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>>145039619
Yeah since half of us are from fucking reddit. Good call though, now I can instantly know whos from reddit
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>>145064939
splyce will win 16-13
screenshot this boast :DDD
>>
i honestly think splyce will win. renegades are literally shit
>>
>>145042062
The ban was manual, ESEA's anti-cheat is the same as valve, which is dogshite
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stop saying splyce will win, im getting nervous.
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>>145042062
>>145048518
Who are they someone pls
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>>145066196, they're pugstars.
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>>145066196
german cheaters
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>random t5 teams
i dont want to watch this shit -_-
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Why do pro players almost never say gl hf, and always say hf or some derivitive instead?
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>>145066515
cmon anon give them a chance ^-^
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>>145065751
>haxwell cheating
>little isn't
I saw those flicks
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little was throwing
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>Professor_Chaos mouse sns
um?????
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>>145066564
well they don't want them to have gl duh
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whats up with the shot gun tho?
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it fucking pisses me off
why do you chamber a round every time you switch weapons
just make the fucking weapon switch animation longer
fuck
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why do they keep stutter stepping in place?
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/csgog/ is such shit
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>>145067141
to boost their apm
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>>145067181
you're funny
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>>145066981
and when i say gg i probably didn't really think it was a gg.
i was under the impression we did things to be polite and not avoid them incase we accidentally give the enemy good luck by wishing it into existance.
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