Dota 2 - /d2g/

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

Also join /d2g/'s official Discord.
https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TEKA3BN

https://twitter.com/peterpandam

>Sumail kicked from EG to make room for RTZ

Is there a more tragic love story than PPD's doomed love for RTZ?

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>mfw I only got like 1 lvl from those fireballs

>>144897287
Weak bait, if they'd change roster now it'd be the final straw valve needs to withdraw their invite.

>>144897408
>select left most slot
>ball goes all the way over to the other side to give me 100

Epic!

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>Play with Lina's balls
>500-750-500

is this the most rigged minigame in the history?

>>144897552
>Pachinko
>"Game"

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name my band /d2g/

>>144896470
>Peenix/WW
>Spectre the pure maiden (the only one in Dota for that matter), although Void is looking to change that
>BS chasing that Riki satyr booty
>Lion obsessed with masturbation
>Bounty being PL's little bitch
>NS/Doom
>WK/QoP
>BM with Brew/Ursa
Oh god why do I remember all this

>>144897864
You missed DK/Visage

I think that's it though.

I WANT TO PUT MY D IN HER VA

>>144896470
>>144897864
>>144898178
>This general actually took the time to discuss this bullshit

>solo queue
>against a 3 stack and a 2 stack
>my team has a 3 stack that feeds every lane

LoL queue is better than this bullshit

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How am I (tinker) meant to carry these shitlords

why is maut in this tournament?his casting is awful and reddit is actually praising him what the fuck
This is why we get awful shit in the scene

how is it possible to lane against invoker when he takes all your mana, get 100 damage for free, have the longest attack range, and never runs out of mana because lol4intgain?

>>144898431
Yeah because the team with more stacks wins in League. In Dota the stacks will feed most of the time but the mid can still carry if he's soloq. Way too much random shit in Dota, we need more reliable stuff like in League..

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>"I'm leaving Kaipi, I already have offers from both EG and Secret, just discussing with my family which one is the better option"
>"I just want to say thanks to all my teammates over Kaipi for allowing me to have fun these past weeks"

gulag, what did he mean by this?

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Awoo~ for Matumbaman spanking doors.

>>144898369
bullshit?

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guys what do you think, these shirts go for 6$ a piece

>>144898827
Yes when you devote the time needed to discuss the nonexistent sexual habits of video game characters, it is bullshit.

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Alright which one of you motherfuckers here watches MANIME?

>>144898845
lmao allstarteam

>>144898732
citation needed

does purge unironically have autism?

>>144898732
where did he say this

>>144898924
meanwhile normies here are allowed to discuss their casual sexual habits? fuck off normie, stick to your 3D

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>>144898431
>>144898535
>Blogging during e-sports week

Time to end yourself"s" famalam

Arteezy redemption angle culminating in a TI vicotry would be the greatest storyline in Dota 2

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>>144898989
I watch cute anime :3

>>144897408
where are her boobs?

>>144899307
>her

>>144899208
>arteezy and EE form a ragtag team and blast through the qualifiers and win ti

I would honestly cry

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>first pick alchemist
>win
>alchemist is banned
>lose

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

how can you dotards bare this SHIT game when the outcome is litearlly based on a flipcoin?

>>144899369
Arteezy, EE, and Zai

the dream

>>144898924
Oh yeah I almost forgot
>Jakiro/Venomancer
>NP being yet another jungle slut
>Sagan/POTM
>Lycan/Luna
>SB/Dazzle
Thanks anon for brushing up my memory.

So we're all rooting for VG.R and Newbee, right?

>>144899668
how hard is Godz right now?

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>>144899668
Liquid, Newbee and OG.

>>144899668
>>144899760
Na'Vi

>>144899668
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>NO MORE EG, SHITKEK, COL AND ALLIANCE

>>144899616
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I SAID IT IS BULLSHIT. NONE OF THESE EVEN REMOTELY MAKE ANY SENSE. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST THIS? IT LITERALLY MAKES NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL. THIS INFORMATION WILL NEVER BECOME RELEVANT EVER. WHILE YOU ARE LIVING IN YOUR FANTASY LAND OF DOTA SEX, OTHER PEOPLE ACTUALLY
P L A Y T H E G A M E
I KNOW IT'S A DIFFICULT CONCEPT FOR A SMALL MIND LIKE YOU, BUT WHEN YOU GO TO /D2G/ AKA DOTA 2 GENERAL, YOU ARE EXPECTED TO TALK ABOUT THE GAMEPLAY, NOT FUCKING OBSCURE LORE TIDBITS JUST SO YOU CAN SAY THE BANANA IS HAVING SEX WITH THE TWIN-HEADED DRAGON.

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APOLOGISE!!

>>144899915
is this pasta new i dont recognize it

>>144899915
>THIS INFORMATION WILL NEVER BECOME RELEVANT EVER
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d8/Dlc_cm_idle_01.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/14/Dlc_cm_idle_02.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e5/Dlc_cm_idle_06.mp3
???

>>144899887
we just need to throw OG on that pile of shit and this major reaches cloud 9

>>144899114
he whispered it into my ear bitchboi

>>144899948
I take it the asian plastic surgery craze is yet to reach Singapore.

which retards thought wings was going to win manila again?

>swedes rekt by Slavs
>OG about to get rekt by MVP

based

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>Won 20 dollars earlier today
>Was happy for a while
>Now I'm depressed again

What hero do I play /d2g/

>>144898732
>implying your family will EVER have any useful input on your career
jajaja csmare report xD

>>144899668
>rooting for chinks

>>144900389
play with urself

I missed all of manilla so far, what are the most important matches to watch?

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>>144900389

>>144900520
I did that too much today. Also I tried stuff that was way too kinky and now I can't play with myself easily anymore.

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Is BigDaddyN0tail going to win this major too?

>>144900609
miniski vs MVP game 3
liquid vs MVP game 2
Navi vs DC game 2
these have awesome performances
the rest is forgetable

>>144900731
*n0lans

What do when I'm as much of a burden in-game as I am in real life?

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>>144900154
so you just made it up then

>>144901221
Join /d2g/'s official Discord.

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>>144901221
You're not a burden, neither in the game or in real life. More people like you than you think, don't let the haters get you down.

>>144900731
Reminder that og literally paid eg and secret to throw at Frankfurt

>>144900370
>Our lives are hard...
>"MVP is a joke team, the Koreans will never win at Dota"
>Still we try...
>"MVP failed out of TI4 lmao"
>Something needs to change...
>"MVP didn't qualify for Frankfurt because 83% packet loss qualifiers lmao"
>We know it can change...
>"MVP did well at Shanghai, but they lost when they faced a real team"
>We have to try...
>"MVP pulled a huge upset at Dotapit!"
>We have to reach...
>"MVP taking the Manila Major by storm!"
>The International Throne!
Literally a team built on heart and soul.

https://youtu.be/unRldLdllZ8

>SUMAIL STATUS

>>144901260
nah man this is real hang on I'll get him over here

hey this is Zai what my friend said is true both EG and Secret offered me a spot okay thanks

see told you

>>144901310
Fuck no. My voice is shit, and I don't want to be even more of a laughing stock than I already am.

>>144901363
Or, they pretend to like me because they know how pathetic I am, so they try to make it look like I'm a likeable person, and then feel like a huge weight is gone when I'm not there.

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>>144901363
I know for a fact that that's a lie in my case.

>>144901531
is this you?>>144901221

if it is then fucking kill yourself loser.

>>144901310
link?

>still no manilla major shoutout to /d2g/ from anybody from the scene

why even live

>>144901505
You don't have to talk. Most of the chat is text anyways. Try it and if it's shit just leave again.
https://discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TEKA3BN

>>144901665
Fuck no. I'd never attach a Hotaru pic to my posts.

>pick invoker
>win

daily reminder not to cuck yourself out of FREE mmr d2g

>>144901701
>ODPixel
>Tobiwan
>The CARRY Abbadon tweet

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who has new sheevers

>>144901665
That's really mean.

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>>144901802
proof or ur gay ass faggot

i really want to put my rares on MVP
Is it safe?

>>144901702
why anons shill discord channel so much? it's not enough fun?

>>144901949
Always bet Korea

>>144901505
We don't feel that way about you. Stay here with us.

>>144902095
It is. But it'll be more fun with more people :3c

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>>144901946

>>144901949
I put my uncommons on them thouhg.

>>144902095
homosexual normie dick posting circle jerk central.

>>144902228
lmao tiago got his meme to twitch lmao

>team secret unironically has a tablet based moba squad

>>144902315
There's only one normie on the Discord and he's a fucking creep who took creepshots of fwosh.

>>144902142
Why would you want a negative, bitter idiot to stay here?

Meh. At least /d2g/ gets my mood up with the esports shitposting, so I'll hope for that tonight (Even though I might only be able to see one or two games from a series)

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trying to reach 4k as asap as possible. who to pick next?

>>144902573
carry abbadon, besting thing for losing games

>>144902557
we're all negative and bitter failures.

>>144902573
who's account are you griefing anon?

>>144902573
Cliffjungle NP. If your team is actually winning 4v5, go Lifestealer.

Rush anything that will push the wave, and infest your mid the picosecond you hit 6 and never come out (unless it's to steal cs and immediately go back in). Get Radiance as fast as possible to passively steal lasthits (turn it off when in fights)

>>144902817
lifestealer is so comfy isn't he? just get radiance and vlads and sit inside the guy doing the best on your team. And he can't kick you out of himself can he? even if he clicks disable help?

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best gurl doter?

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https://67.media.tumblr.com/2fc3d255122545b0c8b0cd0bc6c82945/tumblr_o7rjggAN541uba1a9o1_1280.gif

this is pretty lewd doturds

>>144903070

Soe

>>144902976
Nope. Oddly enough Kunkka X can't be disabled either (but it will almost certainly net 4 reports, unlike with LS).

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So now that the dust have settled

Did you doubt, /d2g/?

Tell me, did you?

>>144902783
>[Update] [Auto] 2 new posts
my own, but i'm sick of having my entire team being 500-1000 below me.

my pc is so shit that it can't run dota so I haven't played it in months, but im getting really depressed so i have to play some thing. should I install broodwar and play that?

>>144903116
Does she even do anything dota related?

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>my sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up because muh ESPORTS
>im no longer a NEET
is there a worse feel

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>>144903181
The only thing I doubted was the existence of a God. Checkmate Catholics

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>>144902573
>as asap

>>144903327
tfw failing your exams because of esports?


>>144903181
when the odds are amazing like MVP vs Liquid, then I go allin on MVP. When its 50/50 then I don't bet so yeah I was doubting Navi

>>144903181
>doubting
>DOUBTING

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>somebody picks crystal maiden
>they don't have a cute anime steam avatar

Anybody else hate when this happens?

>>144899948
>kelly fresh of the press
https://twitter.com/LodaBerg/status/740636352891392001

>>144903332
whats wrong with his pimples?

>>144903664
no

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>tfw when you no longer care about this tournament because EG and Secret are out

>>144903083
good artstyle, who made this

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>tfw I only played supports since I changed my avatar to an anime picture

and n-not even intentionally

;w;

>>144903667
what is going on?

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>>144903664
I pick oracle and cm all the time and I have a cute steam picture!

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>>144903083
Wow, her dick is so huge that it can go up to her chest!

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d8/Dlc_cm_idle_01.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/14/Dlc_cm_idle_02.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e5/Dlc_cm_idle_06.mp3

What did she mean by this /d2g/?

>>144903819
As long as you're not like me, who tries to play literally any role and fails miserably, you're fine

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>I don't like thorin

>>144903942
girls can't have dicks

>>144904004
play carry 1v9 its the best way to play

The people mad at Thorin have never watched real sports in their entire lives.
He's literally just parroting conventional sports casting wisdom as applied to eg / secret.

>>144903313
sucks maelks cock

>>144903791
SuplexPizza, idk who that is though just got it off r/dota2smut

>>144904004
I play really badly :x

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Can I use Lycan to pull myself out of 3.5K?

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>>144903819
Same, senpai

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>>144904054
Literally who

>>144904065
How can I play carry if my decision making, last hitting and itemization are shit?

>>144904098
Like being Furion and having Orchid, Ultimate Orb, Phase and Basi at 40 min? Nah, I don't think so

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>>144904161
>he doesn't know who thorin is

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Sun Wukong better be a shota

I NEED MORE VAGUE TWEETS ABOUT RESHUFFLE

>>144904182
No but like being 1-17 as Bane at 57 minutes.

>>144904182
start with iron talon and tangoes and then buy a stout sheild with your first 200 gold. after that save money for your FUCKING MIDAS.
After that you build generic items like bf>manta for AM radiance>manta>diffusal for spectre you know the usual. But that midas is core

>>144904357
I NEED MORE VAGUE SEXUAL POSTS ON D2G TO GET ME IN THE MOOD FOR FAPPING BEFORE ESPORTS STARTS

>>144904378
As long as you have assists, you're fine

>>144904378
Thanks. I might still be shit, but maybe this will help me be not so useless

>>144904378
>>144904182
move this to discord and then post dicks

>>144904495
List of all /d2g/-created Dota relationships:
>Phoenix/Winter Wyvern
>Faceless Void/Spectre
>Bloodseeker/Riki
>Lion/Himself
>Phantom Lancer/Lion
>Night Stalker/Doom
>Wraith King/Queen of Pain
>Beastmaster/Brewmaster+Ursa
>Dragon Knight/Visage
>Jakiro/Venomancer
>NP/Jungle
>Sagan/Mirana
>Lycan/Luna
>Spirit Breaker/Dazzle
>Skywrath/Venge
>Centaur Warrunner/Enchantress
>Bristle/Tusk
>Tidehunter/Slark/Naga Siren
>Templar Assassin/Outworld Devourer
>Sand King/Earthshaker
>Juggernaut/Sven/Crystal Maiden

>>144904579
Jesus fuck, no.

what is the best item in the game why is it midas ?

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>>144903750

I stopped caring about Secret when they took back RTZ

He's a cancer that destroys every team he's on

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>>144904667
>Faceless Void/Spectre
umm wrong?

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>>144904796

>>144904667
why would void fuck spectre?
why would bloodseeker go for riki?
why doesn't dk fuck jakiro?
sk es? what?
OD fucking TA? why?
doesn't make sense

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>playing offlane
>enemy supports go full fucking autistic
>literally non stop harassing, literally standing under tower
> go jungle
>they literally fucking follow me there
>they both feed like mad
>think of some trash talk for this mongs
>their 6k huskar friend carries them
>lose to actual autists
>tfw

>>144904870
>>144905032
Oh boy, here we go again. ANOTHER FUCKING THREAD DERAIL OVER COMPLETELY POINTLESS HORSESHIT.

>>144904667
DELETE THIS

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>>144905171
NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP

JAKIRO X VENO

WHAT IS THAT HROSESHIT

Alright I'm staying up for my boy Moo, they better take the series!

Also is there any professional dota 2 player in this tournament that hasn't played since dota1/hon? I'm legitimately curious

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Why havent you guys told me Timber is this fucking broken lmao i litearlly gave up on this game becuase i cant play offlane and then this happens
litearlly solo killed slark in a 1v2 lane and was just pressing random button rest of the game and it worked

this was my first timber game since he was freshly added when i played few, i bet if i played like 10 games i could win vast majority of my games

>>144905073
No one cares, maggot.

Post eSports or leave.

>>144904667
DELETE THIS NOW.

DELETE IT
>DELETE IT
DELETE IT
>DELETE IT
DELETE IT
>DELETE IT

THE THREAD CAN STILL BE SALVAGED.

>>144904870
yeah but they share a meta but still I don't feel like this would work right? theres no sign of this

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>>144898994
Look at this post right here. Secret is losing now so everyone forgot about them. Now only the hardcore fans still cheer for Secret.

Soon enough Secret is going to start winning again. Then shitposters like this will once again be like
>WOW MEMECRET SHITTERS SPAMMING THE GENERAL WOW FUCK THIS OMG FUCKING LITERALY REDDIT SECRET SHITTERS

Why is it that /d2g/ hates whoever wins? 3 months ago that post would have gotten 10 hate replies. Where is all the Secret hate now? Did it shift to Liquid? To Navi? Fucking pathetic. Give it 3 months and you mindless trend-following faggots are going to be spamming Secret hate again because you don't have a brain and can't think for yourselves.

>>144905410
In 3 months, Arteezy is gonna go back yet again to Secret, and we'll hold our opinions.

>>144905307
you left the matchid there you stupid retard http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2422566501

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what did he mean by this

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>>144905391
that's cause Void is actually gay and wants to pound Punga's boipucci into oblivion but he's using DP as a front to stay in the closet

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>>144904667
IT'S HUSKAR X DAZZLE
HUSKAR AND DAZZLE ARE THE FUCKING OTP YOU MONG

>>144905410
did you write this or copy paste it from reddit? its not the first time I go to reddit and find an upvoted post then see the same one used in d2g later.
anyway we hate secret because they backstabbed w33 and misery for RTZ. I loved all the versions of secret before 4.0 but this latest one is just unlikeable

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>>144905651
>incoming assbalsted dotard (you)s

>>144905651
that lol is dogshit

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>>144904667
You forgot something.

>>144905662
pugna isn't a boy though or is she?

>>144904667
What about Tresdin? Who is most likely to be sexed by legion commander

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>>144905651
He's pathetically trying to indirectly insult Loda while getting +1's and likes from his extremely small fanbase that still thinks he's the good guy.

If Loda wasn't a swedish cuck that guy would have walked away with a broken nose.

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>tfw you almost get 24k from lina's fiery balls

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>>144905835
Pugna is a girl for sure, he's just really cute!

PPD STAY SUPPORT
SUMAIL STAY MID
FEAR TO CARRY
ZAI TO POSITION 4
UNIVERSE TO OFFLANE

BULBA TO DUMPSTER
AUI TO DUMPSTER

EG, YOUR TI6 WINNERS

hey hows wc3 doing? what meta do they have now? they jumped from 6.81 to 6.83 right? will they jump to 6.87 this time?

>>144905651
you know I wouldn't be surpised if it turns out that one dude who types in all caps and tries to over exagrate everything with

>>144905714
type reaction faces is actually louis or thorin

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>>144905662
Why do people keep drawing Pugna like this? Pugna looks

N
O
T
H
I
N
G

like that.

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>>144905935
sauce?

>>144905267
todex

>>144905984
Fears hand will fall off during Ti6

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>>144906054

>>144905985
they wont because a lot of the "cleanups" in recent patches were done just to fix retarded numbers that were there thanks to wc3 engine

wc3 dota will never be on par again, they can try to port most of the stuff and leave some shit as it is but whats the poinbt

>>144906116
Worth 2 wins in a row

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>>144905269
Answer me faggots

Drawfag here, I will draw one of the pairings from >>144904667 since it seems to trigger >>144905382 so ultra-hard.

Please note that I do not endorse any of these pairings in particular.

Vote here: http://www.strawpoll.me/10434943
Winner decided in 15 minutes. Multiple choices allowed.

Yes I did change it a bit.

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>>144905870
She takes CM after Crystal slut realizes Sven x Jugg is to strong. Dota is a progressive game.

>>144906273
if you didnt play dota2 for 5 years there is no way you are getting into a major period end of story shut the fuck up kid

how to fix beast master

>Instead of hawk/boar being considered one spell upgrade together it's changed to axes/hawk

There now beastmaster has to decide if he wants vision, boar or attspd

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>>144905651
>Middle aged balding overweight numale cuckold in a dying game that has on average 5 likes per twitter post still trying to stay relevant by making controversial posts on twitter

>>144906463
sonneiko

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>>144905307
>500mmr difference between players

Is it really that hard to find matches at that level? I'm 4.2k and all my matches are players within 100mmr of each other.

ANOTHER WEEK WITH NO IMMORTALS 2
WHY VALVE WHY

>>144906179
icefrog said it would be updated. People with bad computers that can't run dota can still play it

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>>144906372
Vote SLARK x NAGA please doturds

>>144905662
>>144905668
>>144905743
>>144905835
>>144905870
>>144905970
>>144906054
>>144906112
>>144906173
>>144906402
STOP

FUCK YOU

I WANT THE THREAD TO STAY FUCKING DOTA (GAMEPLAY/ESPORTS) RELATED.

NOT THIS FUCKING "hurr who wud this doter sex?" BULLSHIT.

DELETE ALL OF THESE POSTS.

>>144906372
>>144906757
YOU ARE NOT HELPING EITHER.

>>144905269
Miracle?

>>144906794
ok

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Who is the best waifu and which Doters would have a lesbian relationship with eachother /d2g/?

>>144904796
is james attractive to females or the gays?

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>>144906794
all me

>>144906794
>794 ▶>>144906858
>>>144905662
VOTE SAGAN X MIRANA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>144905651
Dota is superior yet less popular.

>>144906372
>53 votes
what teh fuck?

>Watching replays
>its a team who cant catch slark episode

>>144906609
sonneiko started with dota2 and is on a pro level for like a year now

the guy meant if there is someone that just recently switched since most likely he also switched or whatever, and no, if you just switched from any other game you will be dogshit for very long.

best hon teams were dogshit for more than a year before even being tier3 in dota2

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>>144906882
WR x Drow is best yuri, TA is my waifu though :3

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>>144907014
>Thread has 67 posters
>Thread going slow as fuck
>Subject of porn comes up
>Thread speeds up
>Immediately 53 votes on the topic of which pairing is OTP
/d2g/ priorities.

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Condolences dotards. You had a good run.

>>144906372
I want masturbating Lion picture so bad for some reason.

>cuckliance
>swedecucks
perkele.

I've been all low prio queue for almost a week 10 games - all loses

FUCKING KILL ME

>>144907234
thank goodness finally i can leave this shit hole general

>>144906986
Why would Mirana fuck her cat though they have spiky dicks ouch...

>>144907121
the guy said theres nobody with 5 years of dota 2 experience who is in the major

sonneiko doesnt have 5

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>>144907335
thats what you get for being a bad boy

but ill have some mercy, and the answer is just to stack and stomp the games fast

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>>144907234
I'd like to see OW pull numbers like these

>>144906372
TA+OD is LITERALLY the only correct choice here.

>>144907650
but anon 2 penises dont mix thats not how nature intended

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I desire to penetrate fwoshy in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>144907723
>Smaller penis (TA's) goes into bigger penis (OD's)
???

>>144907650
Reminds me of that great aka6 drawing where OD stole all of TA's int and turned her into a brainless slut to suck on his fat obsidian dick for all eternity.

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>>144907723
>not knowing about dick in a dick

>>144907723
what is docking lmao

Secret is by all measures the ultimate dream team.

How did they lose so bad?

>Thread going slow
>Topic of Dota porn emerges
>10 new posters instantly, thread speeds up as if the game was actually alive
>55 votes on a strawpoll

>>144907796
>liking Kelly 2.0

>>144908000
Actually what you're looking for is sounding. Docking is just foreskin.

Also checked

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>Skywrath/Venge
Absolutely wrong he would watch as she got gangbanged by Terrorblade, then she would teach him out to suck fat demon dick like a good bitchboy.

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>>144904345
>he knows who is thoWHOrin and spams on /d2g/
>of all generals

>>144907850
>for all eternity.
More like all of 50 seconds lmao

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sheever is best

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What if Dota had a Deathclaw hero?

>>144908326
Did she heal her gingivitis yet?

is this new secret rumor roster legit?

1. EE
2. Sing
3. Zai
4. PLD
5. PPY


If its real I feel sorry for ________boner7
if not I want it to kinda be real soon ;_;

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>You'll never put an oglodi baby inside a tomboy bardfu womb

Where does Fwosh's income come from? How does she make a living when she barely does anything?

what if there was a friendly fire game mode

>>144908515
>sing

>>144908595
pretty sure there's a friendly fire custom game

>>144907626
inflated views from bots

>>144908590
Betabucks

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>>144908570
>tomboy
Goodkind is a boy though

>>144906372
>98% of the entire thread has voted on this poll
JUST

>>144904667
> Shipping
It's only a matter of time before people start posting cross over slash fiction. Get out while you can.

EG CANNOT POSSIBLY BE SO STUPID TO GET RTZ AGAIN

IT DEFIES ALL REASON

>>144908590
Sucking dicks at dota events.

>storm is in every second game of 6k bracket
>not picked once on manilla major

lmaoing@pros

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What went wrong?

>>144908693
>81 posters
>80 votes
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA THIS GAME IS A FUCKING JOKE.

>>144908758
wish I could do that for a living, sucking off cute dota boys for money...

>>144908695
Too late mate

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10573106/1/Under-All-That-Armour

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Using livestreamer + mpc-hc and streams are playing at ~0.8 speed for some reason

Anyone have any idea why

>>144907450
ribbed for her pleasure

>>144909002
>mpc
lmaoing@ur life choices

>swedes rekt by Slavs
>OG about to get rekt by MVP

based

THIS GAME IS A
J O K E
O
K
E

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>>144904667
>No Lycan Enchantress

O-okay.

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>>144908976

She stood their, paralyzed, as his lips gently ministered to hers. He pulled away after a moment, staring with his mysteriously cool eyes, as she let out a happy squeal. Immediately Rylai felt embarrassed, acting like a young girl after her first kiss. "Ah, maiden - I am sorry, did you not like -" Rylai shut the knight up by throwing her arms about his neck and stood up on the tip of her toes to kiss him. "Rylai, Sven. Call me Rylai," she repeated quietly with a small smile, the next kiss she planted on his lips being fully reciprocated by the rogue knight.

>>144909002
>mpc
bet your running win10 too jej

>>144909096
Shitposter-kun please

Can Sing fucking stream already?
Is he that sad he lost that hot blonde girl?

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>i just hate heroes that are designed to drag out the game forever
>support naga is based though hope teams would pick her

ALL THESE LOL REFUGEES BUTTMAD ABOUT SUPERIOR RAT TACTICS

1. Envy
2. Distilled (some russian)
3. 1437
4. Ppy
5. Pld

new secret lineups after rtz and unvierse decided to go rogue
Secret WILL NOT try to break the roster lock beucase regional eu qualies for ti will prolly be harder than any other non valve lan this year, they will just go with their subs and get paid

>>144908883
it's not dota
you may have expected a more in-depth response but it's quite simple

no one launches dota 2 in hopes for playing tower defense-flash games

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u at the club wit ur qt when this dude walks up and smacks em on the ass

what u doin /d2g/

>>144909209
To be fair Ench is a slut. She would probably do it with anyone who asks.

>>144909289
(You)

They will get sing and zai then go on to win puppey's second TI .i.

>>144909345
Get raped by the great malaysian rapist

>>144908976
While that is erotic fanfiction. As far as I can tell there's no crossover, so it could be worse. That and it's not by somebody posting in the thread, as far as I can tell, so there is still time.

>>144909416
they will lose to navi or empire in qualies IF they even get thru open qualies lmao

this is going to be so great

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>>144909394
I bet she fucks all the neutrals to get them to join her

I fell asleep right after game 1 of EL TRASHICO where Navi lost to fucking Flying XP tome and Jokehero.

How did the next two games go?

>>144909002
>>144909220
>>144909096
>>144909235
>muh ganoooo/lunix freetard software

kill yourself GNU/NEETs

>>144909289
I hope this is true, teabun has always struck me as a calm, agreeable dude albeit not the most skilled pro

>>144909539
Just watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8I_Amwvw0M

>>144909539
In short:
>doubting

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How was d2g during El Classico?

>>144909539
in game 2 alliance somehow managed to lose with a farmed as fuck naga lategame to a huskar after they stole 2 out of 3 first roshes, it was a real show of what not to do

game 3 was the classic s4 qop and loda going vanguard first on slardar into nothing else beucase he just fed

>>144906372
>More voters than posters
WHICH ONE OF YOU SHARED THE STRAWPOLL? THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A /d2g/ ONLY THING.

>>144909563
I use win10 because im not some dirty NEET who isn't afraid of the government seeing what I do unlike dirty NEETs who probably fap to loli

>>144909748
>if you're not a GNU/NEET you use W10

nice meme lad

>>144909217
>no tits cm

>>144909734
i told my normie friends to vote for ta/od get fucked m8

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>>144909748
Your loss

>>144909869
based

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>LEAGUE IS LITERALLY DYING IN KOREA


TIME TO MAKE THE BIG PUSH DOTARDS, NOW IS YOUR TIME

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>My media player of choice? Why, VLC of course my good sir!

>>144909869
based

>>144909894
dumb animeNEET

>>144909289
>3. 1437

>1437 the hard support
>1437 the guy who has no success playing
>1437 the definitive coach
>1437 the best coach
>random russians

fuck off

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>>144909945
YEAH TIME FOR VALVE TO DO NOTHING LMAO

also vote for your favorite otp you stupid dotards

>>144906372
>>144906372
>>144906372

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>>144909947
>I don't use a streaming media player for streaming media because i've been dunning krugered by the animeNEETs of /a/

>>144909945
no one played dota at pcbangs because the benefits were shit

also no one played dota in korea to begin with so that didnt help either

>>144909947
>indirecting from his own post because he's this butthurt

>>144909945
>Overwatch closes to within 6%

What did he mean by this?

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>>144909947
>>144910160
>not using mpv the DEFINITIVE video player
holy shit

Remember the cringe intros at Shanghai?

>>144910254
I don't care about it being massive, just large enough to support even just a small pro scene.

I mean sc2 is like 16th on the list and yet that still has shit going on.

>>144910353
shibbolethed an assblasted GNU/NEET

>visit the dota 2 workshop and vote for the items you'd like to see sold in dota

is there anything more cuck than that

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>>144909713
we were going gay for dondo and drinking reddit's assblasted tears

Once you get a questline done, how do you get the alt color for it?

>>144910404
>not caring about your freedoms
get fucked

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What is going on, dotards???
Have I git gud? Is forced 50 a lie? Am I gonna go on a 15 game losing streak and fall right back to where I went?

In all seriousness though supporting in ranked games is the way to go.
I dont even care that I'm the teams wardbitch and that the carry goes home to fuck the prom queen while I get cucked in the back. All for the MMR.

>>144910487
$$$

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>>144910502
>assblasted GNU/NEET furious about made up dunning krugerist """"""freedums""""""" like 'WAAA I'M AUTISTIC AND MUST HAVE MUH SOURCE CODE'

>>144910481
but dendi is reddit incarnate

also reminder he's like 28 yo and dropped out of high school to play dota LUL

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>NXT Takeover, Lucha Underground and Game 3 in the morning
>Manila Majors in the afternoon

Today is based /d2g/

>>144910590
>he doesn't care about his freedoms
Lmao stay shit you sheep.

>>144910626
>watching manfondling

wwaedt

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>there was a hiro sticky on /v/ last night
>i missed it

>>144910538
forced 50 exists but it tries only a little thats why boosting is a thing in dota

you will get more braindead teammates tho so winning is gonna be harder and harder and cosidering you arent some 30/0 storm mid everygame it might even be impossible

the most important part about losing streaks is this: dont force yourself to play to get even or anything, when you lose a lot you get mad and when you force yourself to play just so you stop losing you play way worse than you normally do and lose even more than forced50 thinks you should

when losing starts either stop playing for today or just go fuck around in unrkaned

>>144910750
It's called mandrama retard.

>>144910750

>not watching lucha underground

Try it its good

>>144910770
it was basically redditors asking for thread IDs so they can group up on different opinion.

>>144910594
Everyone in the dota scene are dropouts with no backup plans after dota.

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>>144910957
>so insecure he doesn't even watch the oily turkish version

what are you a fag lmao

>>144911086
correct


reminder for the gulag

IDs : reddit
Flags : 4chanian

>>144906463
I was asking because I was curious, I don't even play ranked nigger

>>144906609
Nice. No one else though, right? What about the guys from Liquid? Matumba seems super young.
I think that's a good indicator to see how hard it is to be the best at dota.

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>>144910594
>but dendi is reddit incarnate

kinda but alliance is even more so. It's a salt mine over there

>>144911212
Sumail

Secret being out sucks so much.
My best memes are totally fucking useless now. Like none of the remaining teams have any good ones.

>>144900964
>fnatic vs LGD game 3
>forgettable
?

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>>144911326
Hey Officer guy, the police station's too blocks down.

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>join game
>4 peruvians in a party on my team
>they ruin the game
>join another game
>two peruvians in a party in my team
>they ruin the game

dota isnt playable anymore is it family?

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>>144911881
fuck you