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Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22242/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2bestyolo.com/
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What did he mean by this?
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>>144871159
Why is Zai relevant? He is not even in top 100 EU players lmao
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>>144871159
Slacks is the best interviewer I've seen so far in DOTA events. Not even Hotbid was this good, he didn't manage to make the interviewees relaxed (unless it was his friend from NA, like Bulba, PPD, etc)

Doesn't waste time asking outright stupid questions about the matches and they are all quite bit different (the interviews I mean )
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>>144871272
He is getting replaced by rtc
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this thread is claimed by your returning overlords
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>navi is way better than EG and Secret

cant make this shit up honestly if you said this to me 2 weeks ago i would tell you to go back to redd1t
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Alliance is intentionally losing to go home to celebrate Ramadhan.
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>>144871359
>LITERALLY 20% OF THE TEAM NO MORE
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Reminder to play every single hero in the game and win at least once!
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CHEER FOR OG!
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>>144871359
Dendi played quite sketchy in the series today. He must play on the level he played at the start when he had a 1 man show with Tinker. His Invoker was very mediocre.
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First for awoo knocking doors.
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>>144871350
whichever next team picks up rtz is absolutely fucking retarded
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betfags, any insights for tomorrow's games?

I broke even this day which is meh.

also, not so fast LGD fanboy. your opinion is not welcome.
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>work in one of the best NA companies
>siphon mad salaries
>be young
>be that emo
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What did he mean by this?
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>>144871159
>sing carried without him when he had to study while bamboe, cwm and yapzor were trying as hard as possible to feed
Is there hope for this team? They'll always have one guy doing the heavy lifting.
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Na'Vi can't play that kind of retard 'dive tier-3 towers' dota against TL

You just pick Earthshaker or Bane to their early aggression and you can feed off from it.

Applies to MVP too

>>144871649
I can't say anything because everything is going weird in this tournament
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>>144871553

MAGA
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>>144871649
LGD is ok dudester.
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How was the 3rd game ?
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How did Navi win game 3? I had to leave for class but when I left it was pretty even. Was there a big clash that snowballed the game or just lycan knocking down towers?
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Why cant the crowd be like this in other events?
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>>144871528
>His Invoker was very mediocre.
huh ?

>>144871649
DC 2 - 1 VGR
LGD 1 - 2 Empire
MVP 1 - 2 OG
Newbee 2 - 0 Fnatic
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>>144871753

$4 qop
loda vanguard slardar dieback pre 20 min
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>>144871672
if sumail was smart he really would quit pro dota, but he isnt

the thing is that he wont ever be on a team that wins shit anymore, he will litearlly get like 5% of the money he used to make

instead of wasting his time like that he could be ending his school now
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>>144871748
Adelaide?
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NTH FOR THE HALLOWED ONE, THE MASTER OF STRATEGY, THE KING OF GANK, THE SULTAN OF PUSH, THE TZAR OF TEAMFIGHT, THE SLAYER OF EHOME, THE CAPTAIN OF THEY YEAR 2010, THE CHAMPION OF THE INTERNATIONAL THE ONE AND ONLY ARTSTYLE
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>>144871753
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>>144871776
>LGD losing

Impossible.
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>>144871913
I don't think I've ever seen a Chen that farmed
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>>144871753
Vanguard first Slardar

No more needs to be said
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>>144871748
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Why does the Alliance fans still believe that their team is not a one trick pony? They literally only have 1 strategy: Split push ratting.
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>>144871968
did you see their series today ?
xiao8 was abysmal on tide, his ravages well all horseshit
>double ravage for an aegis and a support
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>>144871842

If Sumail was smart he would at least finish TI6 and get some money before quitting.
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closed the stream after huska failed armlet in game 2

how the fuck did navi win
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>>144871528
his tornados were mostly on point, though against the blinking qop he had troubles in laning mid. also downsy dog couldn't dodge a ten hundred thousand distance tornado to save his life.

now then, on to the important business of MOICHANDISING
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>>144872149
loda dying, dying again, buying back, dying again and then dying again
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>>144872080
>Why does the Alliance fans still believe that their team is not a one trick pony? They literally only have 1 strategy: Split push ratting.

They don't even have that anymore.

Look at the Naga game, Loda didn't even splitpush, he tried to fight and played Naga like he was drunk.
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>>144871968
???? >>144871721
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What was the prize pool of TI5 this time last year?

Was it higher or lower than the current prize pool?
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>>144872093
of course becasue TI is set in a way that you get money even if you are last

but if he stays after TI to still place top4 at every event but never win anything, he is wasting his time conisdering he already made more than a million dollars
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>>144871827
>>144871953
>>144872012
Thanks. Although I don't think vanguard first is that bad. Looks like he just had no gold from that dieback
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>>144872149
loda playing like the trashcan he is

literally died 3 times and it was 100% avoidable every time, he either just stayed in for no reason or mistimed his tp with song
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>>144872335
Lets not be gentle to S4's comedy gold mine Queen of Pain performance. Absolute NON-ENTITY after laning, only relevant in INVOKER'S ONE DEATH,

I don't even recall the second Invoker death.

and Bulldog did absolutely nothing but farm vacuum, he was raped to death by BH+Batrider.

It was a shit draft and outside of EGM all players are crap. I can't even tell how EGM performed, probably played like shit too.
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>>144872149
s4 qop in a elimination game
pic related too
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>>144871748
That looks australian.
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>>144872289
top 4 every time is a lot of money mate, i sure as hell would be happy to get paid that much for playing dota
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>>144872483
>-/9/7
FUCKING 10/10 PERFORMANCE FROM LELDA
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9 decides on what team do i bet
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>>144872483
>dat bulldog build
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>>144872293

Vanguard wont help you get kills to earn money for the Blink tho. Blink will however help you get the kills you need to buy a Vanguard.
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>>144872542
it is to someone that didnt already made 2 millions playing this game

it would be fine for him to do that if he ended his school

its really not worth it to delay your school so long just to earn pennies compared to what you already earend
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>>144872657
mvp
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>>144871695
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It is TRULY a fucking mriacle how Bulldong hasn't learned any other offlaner than Furion in 3 years
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>>144872657
mvp
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>>144872657

QO vs Miracle man. Gun be good.
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>>144872657
wtf are those odds lmao
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This post is here to let you know I claim plago for myself and we are in love so all you basic bitches back off, thanks.
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>>144872737
>It is TRULY a fucking mriacle how Bulldong hasn't learned any other offlaner than Furion in 3 years

LD
His Bat, Clock and Doom are decent.

The problem with Alliance isn't Bulldog however. It's fucking Loda and Tilt4.
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Instead the shitty mid, now he get the shitty support
desu cdec support play is far better than this shit

Just kick Sep and get garder for support for ez TI
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>>144872731
awoo~
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>>144872737

Not really? It's Bulldong. The hyperautist who first appeared on the scene literally only knowing how to play as Lone Druid.
He just has a fucking tiny pool of heroes he can actually play.
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>>144872657
>dat value
jesus christ. just bet it all on handicap MVP -1.5 and call it a day.
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Loda has been playing like shit for the past 6 month, he literally got carried by s4 and bulldog every single time
He's been playing str carries mostly so he got better earlygame and it's easier to babysit, not even his team had much faith in him
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>>144872906
His centaur is pretty decent.
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>>144867853
>she'll never model topless
>she'll never do porn
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>tfw no gamer girl hero
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>>144871553
i guess that clinches it, wolves are stronger then both rats and doors.
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>>144873048
uwu
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>>144872289
>he already made more than a million dollars
only before taxes, i don't know how much the government takes off of winning in america but it's probably a lot.
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>>144872989

Yeah sure, but the fact that you can count on your hand the number of heroes Bulldog can actually play, like at all, is something that's been consistantly the case since the beginning and he's never really pushed himself to really expand his versatility.

Well, okay, he HAS pushed himself, but only by his standards.
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>>144873194
;w;
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>>144872483
>second invoker death

that's when they got wiped cause they used everything to get him
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>>144872657
mvp
because i want you to lose rares
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Guys did our guys beat navi?
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Will RTZ go back to EG? Or will EE, Pie and him stage a hostile takeover of Kaipi?
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>>144872894
sep earth spirit was dogshit
fnatic had good counter to naix
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>>144873372
nothing will happen becuase there is a roster lock
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>>144872657
Poorfag where are your immortals?
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>>144873351
MvP never lose
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>>144873365
>>>reddit.com
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>>144873465
>take the chance to go through qualifiers
or
>have to play with rtz and place 16th because he's GARBAGE
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>oh boy time to have a good dota 2 game today
>other team picks slark, LS, phoenix, wd, invoker
>my team picks LC, Morphling, brewmaster and kunkka
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>>144873365
Sadly Loda contracted Rabies before the match and played like [A] retard

Source: his neck
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>>144872657
What the fuck? How are people doubting MVP against n0lans?
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>>144872483

EGM ruined a teamfight at top because he used stolen tornado on the targets that were being crushed and sonic waved
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alliance don't deserve akke and egm, the three cores are absolute dogshit
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>>144871290
He's a qt.
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>>144873530
valve made TI literally welfare like so that every team gets a lot of money

right now empire, navi and alliance are literally better and they both will be in the regional qualies

secret has no chances of winnign them

its only 2 months, what can you even do in 2 months anyway
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>>144872869
Youre both mine anyway
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>>144873729

Yeah I noticed that too. Just some messed up coordination. Not like they can win that fight even if he didn't mess up though.
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>>144873857
>right now empire, navi and alliance are literally better and they both will be in the regional qualies
navi is top 8 guaranteed, empire may be top 8 too
I see navi getting invited but probably not the other two, unless empire really perform
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>>144873857
if navi wins liquid they basically secure a direct invite to TI unless valve plans to invite just the major winners + defending champions and nothing else
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>>144873784
>akke
with his level of phoenix play,he fits right in
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our boy slahser is streaming
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>>144872657
[O]ur [G]uys
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>>144873784
Akke is absolute shit m8.

Did you see his slow reactions? 3 seconds to dive away with Phoenix, fails to do it.

EGM is getting dived at their tier 3 tower, Akke slowly walks in a straight line for 3 seconds so that they can kill him too.

He spends all his time taking pictures of cats and being way too comfortable doing shit with his team for 3 years straight.

He and Loda needs to go at this point. S4 needs to shape up hard or he should go too
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>>144872657
MVP
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>My Q is badDragonSlave
>My stun doesn't do jackshit unless I have my ult
>Even my ult doesn't give me any damage
>Teams just keep picking me because of my passive

What hero am I, /d2g/?
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>>144874180
>He and Loda needs to go at this point. S4 needs to shape up hard or he should go too
sadly that's never happening
him and bulldog are part of the alliance brand, like dendi for navi, they just give the team too much exposure to let them go
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>>144872657
og
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>>144874219
Davion the Dragon Knight?
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>>144874219
sir davion
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>>144874219
who calls the dragon knight?
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>Mfw everyone blames all the Alliance member except memedong when had a sub par game through and through
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>>144873857
>its only 2 months, what can you even do in 2 months anyway
If Secret players pulled their heads out of their asses and start playing online qualifiers for practices, they would get back in form in a month.
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Ok, /d2g, PPD here

>date Slotherina
>win TI

>date Mary
>team completely dumpstered
>Sumail on suicide watch
>Fear being called out by csgo ginger cunt
>Bulba is trash as always

Have I unironically played myself?
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>>144874308
>>144874328
>>144874354
Alright, then. That was easy.
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>>144874219
>bad dragon slave
>40% damage reduction
nice meme
also longest stun, and is instant. What is blink, shadow blade to use it without ult
ult is one of the strongest in the game for a carry, basically AoE skadi damage spread and melts buildings

his passive is overrated, it's good for like 15 minutes then is irrelevant
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>My name is Slardar

What hero am I, /d2g/?
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https://twitter.com/SoNNeikO_o/status/740594764190388224

What did he mean by this ?
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>>144874390

both looks like aids ridden transsexuals but at least sloth had some charm to her
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>>144874514
tempo controller desu
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>>144872737
It's better to be good on 1 hero than being shit on all of them.
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>>144873489
i can understand why someone would bet on mvp vs og now after their strong showing, but who in their right mind would be on mvp vs liquid?
dude are you retarded or psychic or what?
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>>144874514
Who is BadAxe
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>>144874514
QO toggling Armlet successfully in the middle of a teamfight 3 times when everyone has DoTs.
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>my Q is bad mask of madness
>my W is a bad stun that does nothing without a blink
>my E is bad basher
>my ultimate is bad track
WHO AM I XD
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>>144874296
Dendi has always been quite talented at winning mid and with a decent team around him it can work.

S4 used to be a good mid and a good captain but at the moment he is neither. Add the fact that his team relies on him to do EVERYTHING for his team while Loda and Bulldog afk farm. It will never work
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>>144874616
>click shift z z is something impressive

k
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>>144874630
Slardar Xd
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>>144874630
you are a retard
that's who you are
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>>144874647
I wasn't talking about S4 but loda and bulldog, they're never leaving the team because of brand power
S4 is decent but does shit if he doesn't win his lane, and generally isn't given heroes that can matter (mostly initiating/sacrificial heroes because bulldog plays 2 or even 1)
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GOD I feel so bad every time esports is over. How do I cope with life senpaitachi?
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>Part of this is also just that in general (invoker aside) hero's in dota are far less mechanically complicated, a good player in dota is good because of their knowledge of how to play the map, what to buy, and how to most effectively use their items and get farm much more so that in league. You can get to masters in league with mediocre game knowledge if your mechanics are good enough, the same is not necessarily true in dota.

>My friend is a 7k MMR position 5 support (high Challenger equivalent) in dota and he's there because he knows exactly where to be and when, and makes great shot calls for the team, I've never seen him pull off mechanics that I wouldn't expect a silver league player to be able to do.

Do you agree with this yes or no.
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>>144874630
p-peter...?
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I need to make these heroes not look like shit, so post your hat combinations to help me out

>ursa
>terrorblade
>spirit breaker
>treant
>sven
>lycan
>magnus
>slardar
>luna
>pl
>morphling
>weaver
>furion
>lion
>wd
>puck
>death prophet
>crystal maiden
>ogre
>skywrath
>qop
>windrunner
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>>144874869
Anon you're too old to play Barbie
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>>144874802
>top 800 player has 2k mechanical skill
Disagree
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>>144874802
who gives a fuck about mechanical complexity (although it is, just compare dendi to miracle), there's so much more depth to the fucking game than just this
fucking starcrumpets who argue about >muh micro XD are fucking dishonest
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>>144874802
>all that shit
<-
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>>144874802
yes
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>>144874630
>>my E is bad basher

Slardar has the best bash in the game, retard.
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>>144874802
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>>144874869

Lycan eyeband and wolves hats and white wolf ulti

PS arcana and the newest goypendium hat and the EE head hat makes sweet combo

TA violet archives everything and the newest violet hair
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>>144874980
>Anon you're too old to play Barbie

But mom, I'm only 22.
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>>144874802
Literally any hero who summons units buys necro or dominator is more mechanically complicated than any of the League cast. You can tell they don't even register for him to address in his argument because micro literally does not exist in League so he forgets it exists at all.
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>>144874802
no fucking clue, i never played league.
but just having good mechanics is good enough to get you to 5k.
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How come NaVi and Alliance, two dogshit teams, consistently put out the most interesting and hype dota performances of all time?
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>>144874802
idk what MMR masters is but you can definitely reach 5k/6k in dota largely through mechanics only

just don't play support
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Do you agree with this yes or no.
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>>144875216

>22
>young

I turned 18 2 days ago old man. get off of my website
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>>144874869

>slardar
>magnus
As much armor as possible until remodel

>wr
Look at what Dendi uses

>qop
Nothing until she gets an arcana
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>>144875372
>How come NaVi and Alliance, two dogshit teams, consistently put out the most interesting and hype dota performances of all time?

Because good teams can actually end matches and don't make matches into back and forth shit after countless fuckups.
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>>144875394
I agree with putting that fucker's head on a stake.
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Inside bro here..OG for the finals heard all the other teams arguing apart from OG.
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PA need to has an aghs upgrade.

AGHS FOR PHANTOM ASSASSIN:

Her blur gains her additional 10/15/20/25% magic immunity and her evasion become true evasion i.e. does not get countered by MKB (but can be disabled by Silver Edge still)
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>>144875483
>back and forth shit after countless fuckups

But this didnt happen in the navi series, game 2 was literally navi turtling till huskar was prepped and game 3 was a disciplined stomp with lycan
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>>144875394
When did pringles man grow so cold
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>>144875580
>PA need to has an aghs upgrade.

She needs better passives.

They should combine her passives into her ult and give her a skill that gives her some extra utility.
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>2 sea teams on winner bracket
hmm doturds?
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>>144875580
back to redd1t
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>>144875372
>navi
>dogshit
eh
the matchup is fun because they have diametrically opposed playstyles. Full turtle/rat/buyback abuse vs full on agression
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>>144872657
MVP
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What did he mean by this?

I'm actually 100% confident that S A D B O Y S is reforming after this Major.
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Will Arteezy ever feel happiness again?
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>>144875697
friendly reminder that korea isn't in south eastern asia, they're included in this region because korea has close to no talent
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>>144875580

> a spell caster item on non Int heroes

icefag went too fucking far
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>>144875841
he doesn't deserve happiness
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>>144875580
>So now instead of building (useful item) to counter PA, you have to build (bad item)
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>>144875437
Underage b&
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Just got home from work.

What the fuck happened?
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>>144875892
a buff in the style of icefrog
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>>144875891
hes the one shining light in dota m8
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>>144875835
Why don't they form it now?
>>
How was today? I only saw the first games with fnatic
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>>144876009
meme magic
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>>144875637
it was a stomp i wouldn't call it disciplined, more savage than anything.
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>>144875876
they are included because glorious chinese dont want to play with dirt dog coreans

and who can blame them 2bh
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>>144875892

Silver Edge is league better than MKB. There is a reason people don't want to go MKB often.
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>>144876095
this is the most 3k post ive seen all week
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>>144874390
is this his gf?
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>>144876043
go and watch the navi vs. alliance games already you insane fool
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>>144874390
>Fear being called out by csgo ginger cunt

???
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>>144876240
not anymore
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>>144875580
>already has a Laguna blade on 4 second cooldown
>bad
PA is overpowered. Just wait. Once the slark is dumpstered, the pros will pick PA instead of him and it will work out and she will start dumpstering pro games like she dumpsters pubs
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HOW CAN DOTARDS EVER LIVE THIS DOWN?

YOUR SHIT GAME IS LITEARLLY THE END OF ALL JOKES IN EVERY CIRCLE LMAO
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>>144876336
thorin?
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I can't wait for these hot balls to drop.
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>>144876404
yeah what happened
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>>144876373
>PA is overpowered
LOL
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>>144876418
>tfw will never play with linas balls
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>>144876404
Sheever a cute!

CUTE!
>>
>watch amazing dota with gulag
>go to /v/ to participate in the discussion i.e. make clever shitposts
>Overwatch thread
>Overwatch thread
>Overwatch thread
>Dark Souls thread
>The Witcher thread
>Muh noname console anime game thread

ummmmm

I am confused, are /v/ retards who can't appreciate good entertainment instead of singleplayer power fantasies and blizzturds

OR

i-is /d2g/ a general for normies?
>>
>secret dumpstered
>eg dumpstered
>my boys liquid slated to win
>my other boys newbee looking good
>korea making a very good showing
>my boy black^ on the panel
>LD lost weight, looking good LD
>slacks actually doing a great job
>el classico
>all around great matches

This might be my favorite DotA event of all time, lads.
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>>144876336
he said hes better as a support
Most retarded shit I've ever heard. Fear played exceptionally well in TI which surprised me but this ginger nigger says fear is overrated trash.
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>>144876590
>expects anything but the latest game threads on /shill/
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>>144876590
/v/ are retards
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>>144876648
oh he's retarded then

he's the best NA carry bar none, which might not be much but there's really no reason for him to be on support
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Why is the que over 1 minute long? Is this game dead already? I'm at 4.2k mmr.
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>>144876630
it's honestly great, isn't it
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>>144875580
>25% magic immunity
wew
now im 125% magic immune lad !!!!!!!
>>
>>144876590
what?
Most people that play dota2 dont touch other games.
For instance I spent 4 years on /v/ shitposting, then dota 2 beta key was given to me and I quit /v/. Now I browse 4 other boards along with /vg/, that's all I need since I NEVER played games when I was browsing /v/ because we only complained about injustices in gaming industry or talked about why japanese people are delusional for thinking US was wrong for dropping a bomb on them when everyone knows that the usa was planning an assault on japan which wouldve wiped them out and reinstated communism into japan
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>>144876373
>pa has a disjoint/mobility tool on demand
>pa has a low cd strong dispel
>pa can scout out wards
>pa has built-in hp sustain
>pa has aoe farming tool built-in
>pa has a skill that makes her untargetable
>pa has 1800 nightvision
>>
>>144876648
>>144876742
Are you fucking retarded or did you just not watch his video?
He very clearly said Fear was an amazing carry and isn't up to par as support. That either he should go back to playing carry, or retire if his wrist injury is that bad.
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>>144876402
2 billion viewers were watching el classico a few hour ago.
EG and Secret had to die for this.
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>>144876490
tfw
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>>144876304
>some of you are alright
>dont que eueast tonight
>>
>>144876803

I don't know why it took you guys so long to notice this. Probably nobody read pass the "aghs upgrade" anyway.

Other that the typo, this is a legit suggestion though.
>>
>>144876841
So, the injustices in game industry bullshit is not just from geymurgit, but actually goes back further? Is /v/ even dedicated to games, or are they actually /pol/aks who escaped their containment board talking about vidya?
>>
>>144876967
How is it a legit suggestion?
>>
>>144877027
I mean /v/ was basically /b/ with video games as moot called it.
And gamergate was recent
We nonstop wrote about Patricia hernandez or every e3 how much ccorrupt it was.
I mean dew and doritos was ironically popularized because of the amount of shilling they did in the video game industries
>>
>>144876910
I NEED Lina to laguna blade me
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>>144876402
>watchmojo.com

topest of keks
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>>144876852
>PA can dive towers and fountain
>PA can delete heroes on demand
>PA is immune to physical damage
She can shit on the entire enemy team unless they have high magic damage or mkb.
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>>144876630
this desu
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>>144874552
https://twitter.com/ArtStylee/status/740598993311387648

What did he mean by this?
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>>144876910
please source
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>>144877137

Solve PA's weakness by sacrificing a slot maybe?
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>>144876910
why are girls with dicks the best
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>>144876418
>tfw you get to play with Lina's balls again
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>>144877262
>Give up a slot for no weaknesses
Wow anon what a brilliant idea. Just like Kunkka Agh's making rum give 100% damage block.
>>
>>144876630
>secret 16th
>eg 16th
>alliance 12th
>col 12th
can confirm this is a legit great dota event
>>
>>144877149
Jesus H. Fucking Christ, in the end, the board that was created to move all of the esports shitposting ends up being the one that actually discusses games more.
>>
>>144877256
>>144874552
>click on one of their fangirls
>She replies to his every Twitter post sucking his dick every time
So lucky.
>>
>Pittner Armand @bOne7DotA 1m1 minute ago
volvo roster locks lmao
>Pittner Armand @bOne7DotA 1m1 minute ago
volvo roster locks lmao
>Pittner Armand @bOne7DotA 1m1 minute ago
volvo roster locks lmao
>>
>>144877262
Her weakness besides low hp was enemies buying an item. Can now be countered by buy her own item. Seems like nobody wins
>>
>>144877467
what did he mean
>>
>>144877467
What does bone322 mean by this?
>>
>>144877467
LOOKS LIKE THE OPEN QUALIFIERS WILL BE INTERESTING
>>
>>144877402
>>144877482

SILVER EDGEEEE??????!!!
>>
>>144877659
BKB????
>>
DotA 2 relative dick size rating, based on position:

Offlane > P4/roaming support > Mid > P5/cuck support > Carry
>>
What are Dotafus fetishes?

LC - pegging
Venge - hate sex
Drow - cucking
CM - rape play
QoP - sadism
Naga - ?
Lina - Feet??
DP - ?
TA - ?
Medusa - ?
PA - ?
WW - ?
Brood - /ss/
Mirana - bestiality
Luna - scat
Spectre - ?
WR - bondage
Ench - ?
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>>144877774
(you)????????????
>>
Sniper aghanims suggestion for 6.88:

>Take aim range bonus is quadrupled
>Sniper is no longer revealed from fog of war by attacking or casting spells
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>>144877573
>>144877629
he is deluded and wishes there would be no roster locks so he can get into a EG/Secret

he already said that open qualies will be interesting when secret lost like their first official game

just dont ever listen to bone7 he is literally not a smart human being
>>
>>144877189
>>PA can dive towers and fountain

So can Slark.

>>PA can delete heroes on demand

Not on demand. That's Sven and Ursa.

>PA is immune to physical damage

She's not. Also Slark can become borderline invulnerable during his ult.

>She can shit on the entire enemy team

So can Slark.

Slark offers far more utility while being much harder to counter than PA while also being much harder to kill.
Unlike PA Slark can also be a good pickoff hero.

You shouldn't even be comparing PA and Slark in the first place. But even if you do Slark is a much better hero than PA.
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When navi played phoenix mid helping the WR, did phoenix get his exp from mid or from where?
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>>144877467
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When will the formal announcement be made?
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>>144878086
>>144877467
wasnt this confirmed long ago?
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>>144878008
2bh I would take bone322 over bilbo
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WHERE IS KAIPI STREAM?
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>>144878226
bait
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>>144878172
>golden gophers
how does it feel to get a new stadium, lose every game and then rent it out to the NFL
lmao
>>
>>144877915
>DP
Necrophilia
>Naga
Fucking dakis of herself
>TA
Post-op mtf vaginal sounding
>Medusa
femdom gangbangs
>PA
blueballing
>WW
Toyboys
>Spectre
Webcamming herself to everyone
>Ench
trampoline fucking
>>
ARTOUR CONFIRMED GOING BACK TO EG

AYYYYYYY

L M A O
M
A
O
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Post 'em.
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>>144878226
lel stop posting pittner
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>>144878249
dont you have a plane to catch bulba
>>
>>144877467
>>144877467
>>144877467
>>144877467
HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING FUCKING S A D B O Y S ARE FUCKING BACK
>>
>navi beats allaince
>their reward is liquid next round

why the fuck are all the hype teams on one side of the bracket? who cares about lgd vs empire?
>>
>>144877975
Icefrog should rework Take Aim into a toggle ability that when toggled on, Sniper becomes stationary and takes extra damage while his attacks gain 2000 range and true strike.
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>>144878347
>no proof
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>>144878415
>>
>>144878292
>trampoline fucking
what does he mean by this?
>>
>>144878508
they legit got fucked seedingwise by winning their group lmao.

But then again if u want to win the tournament u gotta beat everyone
>>
desu although sir reddit slacks is painfully unfunny most of the time he is a great interviewer, seems like an easy guy to talk too since he isn't trying to be funny.
>>
>>144878560
he removed everything from his social media that tied him to secret

go to his twitter, everything is gone
>>
>>144878663
Has he restored his twitch channel lmao?
>>
>>144878663
>implying EG will take him back

LOL
>>
>>144878731
better start soon, it's going to be the only dota related thing that makes him money soon enough
>>
>>144878640
>But then again if u want to win the tournament u gotta beat everyone
this is so wrong
>>
>>144878536
okay how about this:

>Aghanims upgrade for Sniper gives him a new ability: Climb Tree
>75 mana cost 0 cooldown 2 seconds channeling time to climb a tree or exit a tree
>Sniper climbs on top of target tree and gains +1500 attack range and +1500 vision radius but is immobile
>If his tree is destroyed, he is stunned for 3 seconds
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>>144878663
He didnt have any secret related stuff to begin with bar that anime avatar but he changes avatars all the time
>>
>>144878963
he had a team secret background
>>
>>144878963
he did
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>>144878779
The "Arteezy is good meme" will never end

Teams will keep accepting him until there are no teams left
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>>144877279
Because you're gay senpai
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>>144879216
HE'S SO POPULAR THAT MUST MEAN HE'S GOOD
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>>144879216
>until there are no teams left
nobodys gonna take him after this
he destroyed the only two good western teams
>>
do you think reddit will hold a mass suicide when arteezys new team loses in open qualies?
>>
>>144872149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzWFKK9KYTQ

This guy. Also Ditya Ra raid boss, but in reality General and SOnneiko have bright futures in Dota 2 they're both really good players at 19.
>>
>>144878640
>But then again if u want to win the tournament u gotta beat everyone


this would make sense, but they are playing tl ( a top 2-3 team) for like 8th place.

I think navi could have made a 5-6th place run at this lan, potentially upset and make like 4th . 3rd. Instead they are going to get rekt by the potential tournament winner and get 8th.
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>>144879331
>the only two good western teams
fuckin lol
>>
>>144879216
He is good at certain heroes, he really was probably one of the best mids around 6.84/3. He certainly isn't bad I mean EG had fairly good results with him on, something just didn't go right for TS, and the only people who know the problem are the players themselves in the team.
>>
>>144878791
explain urself.
>>
>>144879535
Team Liquid shit and Meme Chaos were utter shit compared to good EG or good Secret m8
>>
>>144878796
how about this????

>Aghanims upgrade for Kunkka remade
>No longer drags enemy players
>Now makes kunkka's ghost ship manned by a crew of cursed skeletons
>While ship is travelling, skeletons man the cannons and fire a barrage of cannonsballs that arc and automatically target enemy heroes / creeps / towers in order of preference and deal 100 magic damage and stuns for 1 second (half damage on buildings), firing to port and starboard if any targets are in range
>When the ghost ship crashes, 6 of the skeleton crew disembarks and become uncontrollable frenzied units that attack nearby enemies / buildings. Skeleton pirates have 31-35 damage, 500 hp, 2 armor, 1.5 BAT, 400 ms and are melee and last for 30 seconds duration.
>Skeleton pirates have an ability: Curse-Marked. Passive: 3 seconds after dying, skeleton pirates revive at 100% hp. Does not stop them from disappearing when their summon duration expires.
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>>144879491
If they beat Liquid, they can make it to 3rd place. But seriously there is no chance of them beating Liquid
>>
>>144879491
what if

And follow me on this one.

Everyone's overrating liquid because of that LAN win a few weeks before the major ?
They looked kinda shaky in their groupstage matches and looked like they didnt know what they're doing vs MVP.
Then again navi might be overrated based off groupstage performance too
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>>144879572
the team who goes through UB has to beat like 3 teams after group stage
>>
Are older compendiums not accesbile?

I wanted to check ti2 and 3 for nostalgia
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>>144879719
I don't think they were overrated, I think the teams since then have massively improved. Literally everyone right now is talking about how competitive this tournament is.

in other words, their level hasn't changed much while everyone elses has gone up, some quite drastically. Similar to newbee, they haven't gotten worse since epicentre, their opponents have gotten much better.
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WHERES THE FUCKING KAIPI STREAM
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>>144879719
liquid has strong players, have played a lots of tournies and matches and has placed high, won lans and has big hero pools, draft diversity and experienced players.
just because they looked shaky against one of the strongest teams on the lan doesnt mean they're overrated.
getting bested doesnt equal overrated.
>>
Stop with the unsourced rumor mongering you fucking shits. There is NO fucking way Secret of EG change rosters at this point, NO fucking way.
>>
>>144879624
Cry more. Dota has never been better.
>>
>People still think MVP will not win
>They hold half the compendium predictions
I'm not quite understanding this.
>>
>>144879750
nope, reborn fucked them up
>>
>>144876886
wasnt it 500k?
>>
>>144879750
there was a ti2 compendium?
I dont remember it if thats the case
>>
guys my 5 year old AMD radeon 6800 card died last night and I ordered an asus 970 (it was 35% off).
how much increase in performance can I expect?
I got 60-70 fps sometimes dropping to 50 on my old card.
>>
>>144880074
Yeah I doubt MVP can come back from being double raxed every time in the future. They got lucky.
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Why does YASP not have my full match history?
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https://twitter.com/JustXBOCT/status/740519704238936065

What did he mean by this?
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>>144880124
I'm sure you gained +10 COOL AND EDGY points for your very good contrarian post.
>>
>>144880158
MVP are fucking garbage who got lucky. NAME ONE RELEVANT TOURNAMENT THE ALMIGHT GOOKS HAVE WON???

oh that's right NONE

They will get cucked like they always do \

FUCKING STARCRUMPETS WILL NEVER BE RELEVANT IN DOTA
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>>144880158
mvp are inconsistent as fuck
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>>144880264
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>>144880061
didnt you hear?

zai left kaipi because arteezy forms a new team for the open qualies
>>
Everybody get off Kuro's dick. Literally toxic player that chokes in every big game. TI3 great Rosh call kuro and Xboct yelling at him after the game for him being toxic. RTZ situation WP Kuro again fucking manlet.

What big tourney has Kuro ever won? 0 he will choke again.
>>
>>144880339
>rtz is relegated to ixmike tier

KLAM,Oa
>>
>>144880339
>didnt you hear

HEAR WHAT? from WHO? what's your FUCKIGN RELIABLE source?
>>
>>144880412
hi rtz
>>
>>144880224
No it was two billion.

>>144880284
Liquid, MVP and Newbee are stronger than they've ever been and either one of them could win the entire thing. OG is looking good. Like thorin said, western dota is fine, it's NA dota that's dying, and that's because of the arrogance.
>>
>>144880412
agreed Kuro ain't shit

the new lord of 2nd place
>>
>>144880412
calm down reddit

rtz maybe will win some canada cups in the future with his new team no need to project your frustrations onto someone else
>>
>>144880318
desu thats why I've loved them since 2014, they play their own dotes and sometimes win crazy but when they go down its actually hilarious and they're like 'we work harder now we will win gucci gucci' with based personalities n shit.
if they were good 100% of the time they would actually be far less entertaining.
makes gud dotes
>>
>>144880469
2 gorillion ?
>>
>>144880412
xboct is shit and rtc are shit. Kuroky is the greatest captain in the west. Actions speak louder than words. Lmao nice bait though.
>>
>>144880452
I have no space to post bro, I just need a lane for 5 minutes.
>>
>>144880469
>Like thorin said
lmao wh ocares

NA was and will always be shit
>>
>>144880561
that's almost as many people watching as jews baked during the war of the world
>>
>>144880469
>>144880561
>>144880224

It was six millions you sick fucks.
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>>144880640
You know except for that Major and TI that they won last year.
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>>144880652
>making fun of the biggest crime against humanity in our history

HAHA XD
>>
>>144880679
Get your facts straight Goyim its 6 Gorillion ask any Jewish Scholar
>>
>>144880679
2 billion>six millions

>>144880713
Pride comes before the fall. And fallen they have.
>>
>universe too dropped his secret banner on twitter
OH
B
O
Y
>>
>>144880679
Samuel! You are blowing our cover again OY VEY! Report back to JIDF HQ immediately!
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>>144880339
citation needed
that doesnt stop kaipi from playing their official game you tard
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>>144880469
Oh wow you are legit retard. Point wasn't how strong shitter teams were, point was that non-sabotage Secret and non-sabotage EG were far stronger than current top teams.
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>>144880840
S A D B O Y S

minus mason of course although I wouldn't be mad if mason replaced Fear.
>>
>>144880713
what major?
>>
Its was like 650k you idiots. The other numbers were all viewbotted chinks.
>>
>>144880618
Xboct was literally the best carry in the world. NaVi would leave the fucking guy solo in the lane and he would still rape.
>>
>>144880883
>Secret and non-sabotage EG were far stronger than current top teams.
different patches, different times, different teams
[citation needed]
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reminder that reddit hates thorin and he is literally our guy and onylone on /d2g/ who doesnt think so is a redditor
>>
>>144880883
Secret 3.0 was my favourite team. Ti5EG was strong. But it was another time and another age.
RIP Shanghai2015-2016
>>
>>144880951
even if it was like 90% viewbotted, it was still over 1 million.
>>
>>144880936
DAC was the first Major.
>>
>>144880770
hi LD :)

How's Manila this time of year, hot?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng18B3qcjP4

Everybody stop fighting and post memes!!!! xD
>>
>>144881023
thorin is a fucking edgy cunt who thinks he's so cool for being a literal ass, might as well wear an MRA cap and a trump shirt while he's at it
>>
Secret 1.0 > Secret 3.0 > Secret 2.0 > Secret 4.0
>>
why is ti6 music pack so shit?

what the fuck is this weird shit
>>
>>144881004
There isn't even that much time from w33/Misery secret.

When one of ur best teams is a team that barely beats Alliance it is fucking fubar
>>
>>144880986
Navi had to kick him to get relevant. Worthless piece of shit couldn't even play bristleback.
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>>144880770
calm down dude, only 6 jews died
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>>144881152
preach brotha!
>>
Can this Thorin guy please literally kill himself?

Nobody likes you, nobody's paying attention to you. Stop shitposting and just kill yourself.

Seeing as you are probably too big of a bitch to do that, just fuck off back to LoL or whatever shit game you came from.
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>>144881163

Secret 1.0 sucked balls. It is just your nostalgia catching up on you. Secret 3.0 actually won more prize money than 1.0.
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>>144880770
that would be slavery
you also forget plenty of genocides that are forgotten because they're not rich white people
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>>144881164
Agreed it sounds like it wants to be bloodborne, but it just fucking sucks.
>>
>>144881163
Secret was my favorite team since the beginning.
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>>144880261
did you log in or just view your account?
I think it only parses all games if you log in, and it takes a while
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>>144881023
its the "reddit likes 2gd meme and d2g doesnt" meme all over again

fuck off you retarded cunt with your shitmemes.
people like you are the reason that d2g is shit, because you pretend to be le epik 4chan memers whne youre just a fucking normie cuntstain. fuck off.
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>>144881290
I'm talking about players not performance
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>>144881152
>having an opinion = edgy cunt


jesus Christ how thin is your skin? BTw james has said MUCH worse things than 2gd, but nobody calls him an edgy cunt.
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>>144881339
I logged in yesterday. Even my word cloud is missing.
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ALRIGHT D2G LETS SEE HOW GOOD YOUR DETECTIVE WORK IS

I HAVE BEEN USING A VERY PARTICULAR POSTING STYLE THIS ENTIRE THREAD

CAN YOU POINT OUT WHICH POSTS ARE MINE?

ILL GIVE YOU A HINT: EXCLUDING THIS POST I HAVE MADE EXACTLY 6 POSTS IN THIS ENTIRE THREAD
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>>144881163
>tfw loved all versions except 4.0
But I was a n0lans fan because of meepo back then. Then I switched to w33
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>>144881290
>Prize money.
it's the Amerikan TI5 argument again!

Any international LAN matters if there are good number of teams participating

and Secret 3.0 is the best on that scale too so yeah
>>
>>144881023
>journalists like to talk about big events

No shit. This guy would be pleased if Thorin released a blog about Canada Dota Cup or something?

Thorin is fine. He is like a different cell from the d&d dota scene alignment chart. Nahaz/Slack are positive, always smiling Americans. Thorin is a bitter British fuck. I say, let hundred flowers bloom.
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>>144881181
All players fall off if they don't want to play practice. NaVi's issue was they sat there for so long refusing to practice because they thought they could just turn it on during tourneys.
>>
>>144881385
I could have sworn people that post off topic anime pictures, avatarfag, signaturefag, derail threads, ERP, and ban evade were the reason d2g is shit but thanks for the (You)
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>>144881164
>>144881329
desert music a best
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>>144881419
james is an edgy cunt he just has the charisma to pull it off unlike raging cs go autist
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>>144881419
lol yeah sure

besides fat jewish cunt 2gd never came close to this edgy manbaby
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g-guys, i'm tempted by this. w-will you?
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PPD and Fear are NOTHING without Arteezy
>>
Reminder that OG are beating MVP tomorrow. Get your arcana ready.
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>>144881595
i think you mean Universe
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>>144881447
turkfriend please
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>>144881595
lol, hi rtz
reminder that EG won TI5 without the shitstain
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>>144881587
which Dota teams are these?
>>
>>144881667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPgagZJ0oI0
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>>144881696
reminder that everyone said >le aui is le best le player in le world
then they got him back adn he shit the bed 12 times in a row
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>>144881587
cavs cause they're at home
this is what all my basketball canadian friends are telling me
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>>144881754
MVP literally cannot lose if you kill their base though.
>>
>>144881801
aui won TI5 for eg
>two free bans
>best pos4 player back then
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>>144881587
I wouldn't bet on this game but game 4. The Warriors raped the Cavs by 30 points in game 2. So it's hard to tell if the home court advantage can make the difference for the Cavs or they'll just get fucked again
>>
EG have won enough money and don't deserve to win anything ever again. If they do they'll kill the dota scene.
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>>144882010
lmao shut the fuck up
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>>144881420
word cloud requires parsing games, which takes a while because valve limits it to avoid overloading their stuff
and even getting your full match history takes a while so it will probably start filling in over a few days
look at the last column, that shows if the game is parsed or not. none of the ones in your screenshot are parsed which is why wordcloud is empty
games prior to you logging in won't be parsed unless you click request parse on each one, I think
>>
>>144880770
14.8 million worldwide
after war
14.6 million worldwide

German statistics - 240k casualties from camps total
1980 independent undercover research - 500k

The only biased source is the german statistics.
After the war there were 2.8 million recipients of reparations, sent by Germany

Camps Allies visited were the camps with bombed railway lines which starved a lot of prisoners, other prisoners werent as starved.

USA and UK intelligence leaks show how they made propaganda videos to weaken the Germans soldiers post-war to not face another uprising.


???
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>>144881801
You're trying too hard senpai
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>>144881447
>>144875580
>>144874180
>>144873857
>>144872720
>>144872483
you gotta repay the yous tho
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Apologize.
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>>144881851
>>144882004

got you senpai. game 4 it is. thanks
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>>144882128
god, manila would be perfect if not for nahaz, slacks and maut
they even have decent panels, black and charlie are nice, no holding back on the criticism
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Rate my fresh OC
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>>144882259
correct! I'll start replying to you give me some time.
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>loda is mvp for alliance in game 1
>becomes mvp for navi in game 3
kek
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What EG has to do to win TI6
>kick bulba
>get zai to offlane
>aui plays pos 4
>fear pos 1
What happens
>fug u ppd i play carry now or leave this shit team xD
>cant play garry muh hand hurts, didnt stop me from winning TI5 but now it hurts fuck off.
>bulba thouhg
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>>144882259
wow I can't believe you figured it out that's pretty good. Was it the reddit spacing that gave it away?
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>>144882384
pretty good desu
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>>144882298
Son, I'm sorry - You were a mistake.
You are disowned, Even I play a better Kunkka.
Maybe your sister will follow a proper career, like a lawyer or a doctor.
>>
ok so we have esports downtime, lets play MADMEN
>aghs recipe change: now builds out of point booster, ogre club and staff of wizardry.
>stat changed from +10 to +10 str and +10 int
>>
What did he mean by this?
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>>144882659
aghs should be double ult orb
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>>144882259
oh no I just realized you missed a post, silly me I'll have to stop giving you you's now sorry. Half credit though!
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>>144882659
Alch wins every game as his team has 4 aghs online at 20 mins. NTY I am good
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>>144882681
shagging fangirls
>>
>>144882384
Meh, it would be better if it was kuroky warning ppd and puppey about rtz
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>>144882659
Clinkz Aghnaim's: Clinkz can now death pact ancients (excluding Roshan) and friendly heroes. Death Pact now grants a percentage of HP as armor.

Yes I am a Clinkz player.
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>>144882659
Medusa Aghs: W auto applies stone form when Ult is active
>>
>>144882791
That's a funny way to spell 'raping'
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>>144882864
support morph back in meta boys
>>
>Not denying down your team as SF to get souls when QOP shadow strikes them even if they will survive.
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>>144882737
how many igot tho
>>144882552
yep

i didnt even read them

maximilaising the
visibility

for maximumeme (You) income
>>
>james L I T E T A L L Y playing overjam with some memestone streamer AS WE SPEAK

It's over lads. Yames has abandoned us.

FUCK YOU JAAAAAAMES! RRRREEEEEEEEEE
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>>144883130
5/5 for the ones you posted but I have another post you missed.
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>>144880770
>>
D2G what are your sleeper OP heroes for ranked? I don't mean that the hero themself is OP, but kind of like your own pocket pick that you have a great winrate even if the hero isn't current meta.

Pugna mid here, 88percent winrate rush guardians end the game at like 20mins.

Also Kunkaa mid.
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>>144882864
Thst sounds pretty good desu
>>
>>144883237
I still dont understand why valve kicked him, like you dont know him? If is for the communism well ill understand but they dont say anything.
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Is it too late for memes?
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>fnatic beat lgd
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>>144883263
holy shit im good

my pattern recognition is as good as googles deep learning networks tho

i can instantly recognize PSG posts without him posting a picture.

works like clockwork

also the animeshitter with carry abaddon memes.
I was pretty good at finding clan iraq posts too

>>144883345
kunkka mid is sleeper op since his magic immune X marks change
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>>144883345

i just pick meta heroes so my teammates wont sperg out, but probly kunkka

that shit is so good when you dont go for tiderbringer memery like a shitter
>>
>LGD lost
uhhh dotards?
>>
>>144883512
SEA INCOMING
>>
>>144883345
death prophet is legit as fuck, you can itemize for anything and shouldn't lose any matchups unless you fuck up.
hood, rush, drums rush, veil rush(double null talismans, boots, bottle, drops and wand is the TITS for pre 10 min fighting, clear up item slot for the tp and buy new item once drops are gone or sell wand if you're stupid).
>>
>>144883065
as 2k I revel in the ping spam when survivable denies happen
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>>144883345
Clinkz for sure, he can typically handle his lane pretty well so if my supports decide to be shitters and pick a roam + jungle I'll be alright unless I get trilaned.

In addition to that I can rush medallion and try to take over the game.
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THIS HERO DOESN'T HAVE QUAS, WEX, EXORT OR INVOKE

WHO
IS
THAT
DOTAMON
??????????
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>>144883512
>he fell for xiao8 maymay
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>>144883804
Gustav
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>>144883804

>_blue.png
>picture is actually green

nice bait
>>
>>144883983
nice bait
>>
>>144883486
never too late to blow rtz the fuck out
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What is THE official /d2g/-approved fetish?

Breeding?
Feet?
Cuckolding?
Bestiality?
>>
What happened to the Kaipi game?
Liquipedea says it's live but gosugamers says it's in 2 days.
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post path heroes

r8 others
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>>144884181
Cuckolding
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>>144883237
I was watching james yesterday, forsen was actually watchin his stream which was pretty based desu
>>
>>144884272

fuck off loda
>>
>>144884230
what is this shit?
>>
>>144884434
It's disgusting goypendium dogshit where you spend money for virtual pixels.
>>
>>144884434
are u new
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>eg direct into LB and lose a Bo1 to literals who
>teenager on career suicide because never lost in his life
>secret also direct into LB get stomped by Silent stack
>FATA- actually not draging a team to shit and winning for the first time in his life
>Medusa manta linkens and TB in a same game winning
>LGD losing to Mushi/Ohayo stack
>LGD and MVP legendary high ground defense
>Kpop boyband rekting everyone else
>Na'Vi losing 3 (THREE) aegis in a same game and wining against a full sloted naga
>IG (newbee) on a 33 games winning streak
>moonmeander (memestreamer) and N0Tail getting hard carried and getting money
>no Sheever, Zyori, Soe, Pyrion Flax and Ayesee
>first tournament in YEARS with a crowd
>anon betting trillions immortals on LGD and killing himself after


Manila Major is one of the best tournaments dota will EVER have, you literally cannot deny this.
>>
>>144884497
yeah but what are those paths and shit?

>>144884521
no I've played and watched since 2013 but I quit before 6.87
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how does one get a normal looking gf
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>>144884672
step one dont be poopeedee
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>>144884672
look normal and act normal.
If you are chad then just b urself.
Play SF and invoker
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>>144884672

>wanting a normal looking gf

fuck off normie
>>
>>144883312

whats the source on this
>>
>>144884272
>cuckolding

dota is the thinking man's game
>>
>>144884672
get a bf stupid normie scum
>>
>>144884672
tfw no gf to watch major with
>>
>>144884603
>3 (THREE)
Subtle reference
>>
>>144884837
i think thee americans
>>
>>144884929
yeah only intelligent people like to get cucked
>>
>>144884672
>met a girl on /a/
>went together to a con
>shes qt3.14
>im beta but /fit/
>got together eventually
>its like having a 2d gf where we watch animu together and play dotes
>>
>>144885078
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/cuckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html
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>>144884837
Thomas Eichhorst from The Strain.

This part of the webm is season 02 flash backs.
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>playing the loser bracket games first

holy fuck what a mistake
>>
>>144885379
rtz looks so good now. How did he start looking so badass?
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>>144881587
>apehoop
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R8 my memedusa build
>>
>>144885461
By suffering. A year and half with 0 wins turn a kid into a man.
>>
what do we do when the major ends?
Can we survive? We can barely survive the breaks between majors right now.
>>
>>144885483
the only viable way to play medusa is mid then get 16 min aquila, drums, linkens then get a 24 min rapier then memepush to end
>>
>tfw no Peaky Blinders hero
>>
>>144884181
all of the above :)
>>
>>144885624
>drums linkens
>>
>>144885461
His soul has colapsed
>>
I just got flamed for building bloodstone as zeus when I was snowballing as zeus instead of aghs, how deep in the trench am I?
>>
>>144885879
>Get 100 extra dmg or plenty of Mana regen
You better have gone euls first
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>>144884181
Diapers for those extra long gaming sessions.
>>
>>144886037
bloodstone is a literal meme item there's no reason to get it
>>
>>144886037
nah, it wasn't a euls game at that point, probably should have gone it but I was 8-1 and we where taking fight after fight, I just wanted to be greedy and have infinite mana. we lost because our beastmaster wouldn't blink ult anyone and just wanted to use it to KS and rubick went tranquils HH against an enigma, also standard PA BF
>>
>FORSEN

>YAMES

>PLAYING TOGETHER

BEST THING EVER
>>
>>144881023
>>144881152
Reminder he has aspengers or however you spell that
>>
>>144886312
>muh twitch personalities

everyone that literally watches others playing games not becuase they are amazing at them needs to kys themselves
>>
>>144886472
He sounds pretty smart though
>>
>>144886472
don't care
>>
>tfw cancel simply cant get 8k

ive had his stream in background for a few evenings now

kinda feel bad for him
>>
>>144885624
shitquila is a honeypot item that's why EG doesn't buy it
>>
>>144886484

Hey. Forsen was pretty amazing at casualstone. Also James was relevant a long time ago.
>>
Guys after watching Manila I think I might want to play the game again... should I do it?
>>
>>144886817
literally the only people worth watching are people that are really really good or people that are playing an obscure hero like riki or sniper at a high level
>>
tfw dota and the witcher 3 are the only games youve played in the past 2 years
>>
How would you guys feel I'd MVP goes 1-5 against Fnatic this tourney?
>>
>>144885624
the only viable way to play dusa is to go greaves first and 5 man get all T2s, buy butterfly and win game
>>
>tfw your team gives up on a winnable game

is there anything worse

i dont even care if theyre acting like dipshits in chat, this tilts me harder than anything
>>
>>144885270
>this is me except bf and vg
>>
>>144886938
>queue up
>enemy team is slark, ls, axe, invoker, phx
>your team is chen, viper, terrorblade, wd, bristle
>remember why you quit
>>
>>144875394
An employee and employer should be a completely voluntary relationship.

It would be unreasonable to force an employee work for an employer for a given wage or work load, much like it would be unreasonable to force an employer to pay an employee for a given wage or work load.
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Would you lick her armpits?
>>
lol burger BTFO by mods
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>>144885270
How did you "meet someone on /a/" anyway
>>
>>144887116
>Pick Timbersaw into 4 melee heroes
>3 of which are strength
>Get stomped
Explain this.
>>
>>144887348
normies can sense each others presence.
That's how they invade this website
>>
>>144887212
change bristle for a decent offlaner and theres nothing wrong with that lineup senpai
>>
>>144887379
sumail wasted 2.5k gold on vanguard playing a hero that gets 34 or whatever FREE armor
>>
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EG.Arteezy when?
>>
>>144887276
>half zombie
>smells like rooting meat

Never.
>>
>>144887629
soon I think. PPD is a cuck and will take him back.
>>
>>144887629
I hope it happens just for the memes honestly
>>
>>144887209
>its because your carry got ganked and blames your team for not calling MIA and stops playing to win

Look on the fucking minimap, if Im ganking the enemy carry Im not going to spell out that the enemy carry is alone and that the supports are missing
>>
>>144887702
and then he will take his ex gf back

it will be like pottery
>>
>>144887774
why do all his gf's look like him?
>>
>>144887629
I want artour to somehow form a team that ends up getting far in TI but not winning yet.
>>
>>144887629
1. Yawar
2. Arteezy
3. Ixmike88
4. ppd
5. Demon
>>
>MVP gets Bristle/Wisp
>You trilane against it
>The trilane fails
???
>>
>>144887843
so EG?
>>
>>144887907
At that point they're our guys, replace Yawar with zai or mason though
>>
>>144887348
We both visited the same threads and eventally exchanged emails and got to talk

didnt even know was a girl
>>
>>144887994
zai wont leave his memeteam
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So this means RTZ + Uni back to EG, Zai back to Secret.

But who will play mid for Secret?
>>
>>144888138

Sumail.
>>
Can somebody redpill me on roster locks? If a team changes a player they are going to have fun in open qualifiers?
>>
>>144888138
Zai to EG since he's registered as their sub
>>
>>144888138
w33
>>
>>144888247
gl survivign
>>
>>144888270
I doubt w33 wants to go back to secret
>>
>>144888203
I don't think so, EG will just revert to their previous lineup. They were doing fine.

>>144888270
As hilarious as that would be, I doubt he'd go back.
>>
>>144888247
bet valve says fuck it and invites them anyway
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What? RTZ left secret again?
>>
>>144888318
w33 wants money, kiddo. This is not a japanese cartoon.
>>
>>144888256
If he was moving from sub to main team, there's no reason for cwm to say anything about roster locks. You can use your sub after the lock whenever you want.
>>
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He can't keep getting away with it
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>>144888454
Yeah, if I want money I would stay on DC kiddo
>>
>>144888415
rumored
that would be so fucking great tbqh
>>
>>144888415
This has to be some sort of conspiracy of LoL. They payed off all top Dota players to completely destroy Pro Dota. What they didn't realize is that Navi are now relevant again and making Dota great again.
>>
>>144888138
Secret.Singsing
Secret.Zai
>>
>>144888617
He honestly deserves it, sing that is
>>
>>144888617
lmfao

EE had some negative comments about Sing after playing with him, there's no way.
>>
Secret.badman
>>
>>144888759
you mean like he did with w33 before he joined
>>
>>144888617
SHIIIEEET
Those cryptic boner tweets make sense now
>>
>>144888759
>even thinking about Eternal Autism considerations about dota

top wewson
>>
WHAT IF EVERYONE FROM EG SECRET LIQUID OG JOINED ONE TEAM

THEN WHO WOULD BE THERE TO DEFAET THEM?
>>
>>144888575
>destroy two meme bandwagon teams
>completely destroy pro dota
hello slacks fan
is _ed_it filtered or what ?
>>
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What's this hero, dotards?
>>
>>144888965
Imagine if you could have up to 10 players on a team and choose which ones to take part in a game. Payout would be less but imagine draft versatility
>>
>>144888965
Team secret 1 vs team secret 2
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>you will never live with cs:go cuties in a gaming house siphoning mad money from turkish wallet

why even live
>>
>Alaan Faraj – @SexyBamboe
>So lost

Zai is gone lads
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>>144888998
zeus
enigma
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>>144889104
Sing forever in the gutter xD
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>>144889104
but where he gone to?
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>>144889104
LUL

SingSong leaving too apparently
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>>144889072
>juliano

A male name? Is that a trap?
>>
>>144889072
i'm sure Puppey is the only one who gets to fuck them
>>
if volvo by some retardation actually do decide to give them an invite, there will be a shitstorm no doubt. generally though volvo doesn't like to cause unnecessary drama if it can be avoided by doing nothing.

either way, unzips dick
>>
Taking SingSing over RTZ is suicide no matter what. With RTZ at least there is the possibility of improvement. Why can't they only replace Universe with Zai?
>>
>>144889214
Nah its a girl
>>
>cancel shitting on 5ks

pretty fucking funny

>tfw youll never b this gud
>>
>>144889213
Source?
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I NEED TO BREED THAT WYVVERN
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>>144889308
>there will be a shitstorm no doubt
this is secret and EG we're talking about here
aka weddit teams
>>
>>144889308
nah valve is like that, they'll most likely play on open qualifiers

i 'm hearing eg wants to poach a player from shazam i wonder who tho..
>>
>>144889468
How does this work? Won't you just freeze to death?
>>
>>144889514
ALSO WHY THE FUCK IS WEDDIT CENSORED
>>
>>144889420
RTZ is a fucking shit mid player.
>>
>rtz and universe go rogue and say fuck secret
>ppy ee and pld will be somehow punished for this

?

secret won a major they will get the invite lmao valve will understand that its not their fault rtz broke the rules
>>
>>144889308
>by some retardation

Seriously tho, what are the advantages of giving the invites? It's not like Kemal could bribe Mr. Newell. Literally no incentive whatsoever.
>>
>>144889643

Reddit you?
>>
>>144889643
reddit?
>>
>>144888617
BASED FUCKING VALVEBRO
>>
desu Arteezy is just bad MidOne in this meta.
>>
>>144889643
weddit (?)
>>
How to fix secret:
>Replace EE with Bulba (playing the carry)
>Replace ArtEEsecretwrecker with ixmike
There, TI6 champions and pussy champions
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>>144889129
>>
>>144885483
>linkens
>lance
0/10
mjollnir isn't great either, but it isn't horrible
>>
IF SINGSING GETS ONTO SECRET I WILL SUCK A COCK
>>
>>144884672
>>144884672
be a chad with huge dick
>normie ree
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Prepare you're balls bois!
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>>144889961
post steam i will make sure your promise comes true if that happens qt
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>>144889961
Let's go big boy
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>>144889961
Add me and you can have the pleasure of sucking mine.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
>>
>>144889961
Honestly, I want Kaipi to say fuck you to everyone and stay with their current team.
But I know that won't happen so I'll cry myself to sleep.
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Im posting this pic just to see what it says dont mind me
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post yfw shuffle after TI6 roster lock
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1 treasure every 15 level.
Wasn't 2015 every 10 levels ? No surprise the prize pool halted
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>>144889937
Linkens against CM Timber WK DK and Axe, I could block 2 stuns or a frostbite so it was good enough

>dragon lance bad
>mjollnir is bad

Literally good stats for medusa + maelstrom gives amazing farming speed

I bet you build manta too
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why is everyone talking about roster swaps when nobody has even left their team yet
>>
The only one who will leave Secret is Envy and they will replace him with Black.
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>>144890113
what did he mean by this ?
>>
>>144890149
>He doesn't know
No more shuffles until the end of TI6.
Shuffle = Open Qualifiers
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>here are your OP champs bro
>>
>>144890025
>>144890026
>>144890092
I WILL LEGIT POST MY STEAM AND MEET UP WITH YOU FOR COCK SUCKING IF SINGISNG GETS ON SECRET

BUT ITS NEVER GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN

ROFL SINGSHIT???

NO ONE WILL EVER PICK HIM UP

RELEGATED TO FUCKING STREAM KEKS FOR ALL ETERNITY

STAY THIRSTY FAGGOTS MY MOUTH VIRGINITY IS REMAINING
>>
>>144890226
rtz and universe are 100% confirmed out of secret

they removed anything that tied them to secret from nay social media site

this is the same story that happend 10 times already and it always ended with the person leaving and not "HE JUST REMOVED IT BECUASE HE LE WANTED TO BUT HES STILL IN THAT TEAM XDD"
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WHOS THAT POPETYPEMON
>>
>cyborgmatt already pulled the plug on the prize tracker
did he hang himself with the server cables ?
>>
>>144890406
Abaddon
>>
>>144890440
The cables would break.
>>
>>144890440
I just noticed the same thing lmao
>>
>>144890440
this fat fuck is on suicide watch
>>144890502
kek
>>
If not singsing, who?
>>
>>144890356
Screenshotting this post so I can get my feminine penis sucked soon :3
>>
what if octarine CDR stacked ?
>>
>>144890374

i hope rtz joins some noname team and actually tries hard at the qualis. maybe i could root for him again
>>
>>144890585
there are litearlly 20 solo mid kids to grab from and they all will be as good as rtz

literally get attacker or cancel or some other noname
>>
>MFW DC GETS TI INVITE
>>
>>144890196
>5k gold to block 1 stun on medusa
why does anyone do this? i really don't get it
>dragon lance
doesn't work with split shot & doesn't give mana so you'd be better off with something else like a different hero
>mjollnir
lightning does literally nothing when you ult. i didn't say it was bad, just not optimal
>i bet you build manta
even if i did, at least i don't build linkens
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>>144890550
>tfw Gaben realize that there can only be one greed fat jew
>>
GREAVES FIRST MEDUSA
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
>>
HOLY SHIT

SINGSING JUST SAID HE JOINED SECRET
>>
>>144890689
Your boner when that no name team qualifies
>>
>>144881419
don't expect too much from the reddit crowd here
>>
>enemy picks furion
>pick alch
>he goes achs first
Thanks for reading my blog about the easiest win of my life
>>
>>144890883
please don't joke
>>
>>144890298
see ya 2morrow m80
>>
>>144890893

id be happy. artour has seemed like he wants to kill himself since ti5

hes at his best when hes just making memes with his lads
>>
>>144890883
Cloud Secret 2.0
>>
what if radiance dusa
>>
>>144878585
Sproink
>>
I just played a game with a Dazzle that was just turbo ass pained the entire time.

Was I in the wrong for telling him to kill himself after?

I mean, he bought wards when I told him to like a good little support cuck. But over all he was retarded. In fights he kept using his shallow grave on himself and running away.
>>
>>144890923
>ur le Leddit if u dont like an edgy manbaby :^)
>>
>just got ranked unlocked on my account
>still gettig matched in pubs with people who have never played dota and have no clue what they're doing
When should i calibrate? I dont want to have to climb from 700 mmr or some shit
>>
>>144891108
why would anybody ever do that
>>
Kaipi gets fucked in the ass no matter what.
Kinda feel bad for bone7.
>>
>>144891108
Viable.
>>
>>144890836
>why does anyone do this? i really don't get it
Because Linkens literally cucks innitiation. Also gives stats + regen which you need for manashield anyway.
>doesn't work with split shot & doesn't give mana so you'd be better off with something else like a different hero
Gives decen stats / dmg + you can hit towers without getting hit back, its too good to pass early game and you can sell it later for a bfly or so
>lightning does literally nothing when you ult. i didn't say it was bad, just not optimal
It doesn't matter, getting people stonegazed rarely happens anyway. The attackspeed and lightning helps to flashfarm which is the major part why you get it in the first place, lightningshield proccs a fuckton when you get focused. Shit dies in like two splitshots when the lightning proccs.
>>
>>144890883
citation needed
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>>144890613
Diablo 3 tier. It means it would be awersome.
>>
>>144891165

not worth it to tell people to commit suicide no matter how shit they are

gotta hold on to those good boy points
>>
>>144891270
>5 octarines aghs nature's prophets
>>
>>144891108
At least it makes manta useful.
>>
>>144891175
>farming speed
>survivability
>works well with tanky heroes, dusa is one of the tankiest in the game
>>
>>144891292
>gotta hold on to those good boy points
You're right.

Daddy might have to punish me.
>>
>>144891202
>>144891202

bone7 remains the only former cloud9 member to go without winning a significant tourney

even in their heyday, they had rtz play mid and sing off because that gypsy couldnt get a visa

he was never good
>>
>>144889420
>singsing can create space for EE
>rtz can't

Now what?
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>>144890468
close one
>>
arteezy was never good and you're a fucking moron memer if you haven't realized it yet
>>
I just put 25.66 dollars on DC. Is it a safe bet?
>>
>>144891257
>literally cucks initiation
mana shield already does that decently well
>gives stats + regen
literally build sheepstick
>>
>>144891541
>betting on NA teams
Have you not been paying attention
>>
>>144891584
>literally build sheepstick
or bloodstone for that matter
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>>144890613
0.75 cooldown
0.57 cooldown
0.42 cooldown
0.31 cooldown
0.24
0.18
Thats actually insane.
>>
>>144891541

nah

it depends on whether or not the sole NA player doesnt choke enough to throw the whole game
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Should I sell this or not?

It looks like ass and I could use the steambux to buy another treasure.
>>
>>144891674
>and all you gotta do is buy 6 of em
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>>144891541
Fuck off DEGENERATE
>>
>>144891584
Costs more money
Doesn't prevent innitiation or forces the enemy to build something to break linkens
>>
>>144891505
fucking disgusting
>>
>>144891674
>14 seconds nature's call
YES
>>
>>144891649

DC is EU desu, no memes.
its literally 4 euro players with a sole NA element to allow them to stomp NA open Quals
>>
>>144891724
Moo isn't half bad. Haven't DC already beaten Vg.R many times?
>>
Why don't they sell those EG/Alliance pro player jackets?
>>
>>144891913

with Mikasa maybe

ffs they have their tier 1 squad. I dont like to suck on chink dick but this game will be close
>>
How to win a game of Dota 2 in 3k bracket
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>>144891991
becuase no one would buy jackets of tier4 teams
>>
>>144891991
They wouldn't sell.

>>144891761
I'm not spending any real money. It's all virtual hats :D
>>
>>144891168
>this butthurt because some e-celeb criticizes his favourite reddit team
kys
>>
>>144892109
which team did he criticize ? EG ? Secret ? Fuck them, both are garbage and deserve 16th
>>
>>144892090
you dont

Im in a game right now where I am 3/1/8 mid and my peruvian LC fer 40 duel damage and keeps saying to report me for not buying wards
>>
>>144891439
>call him bone322
>he bans me from twitch chat
yeah he's a trashcan
>>
>>144892414
i have never heard him reply to anything in twitch i doubt it was him
>>
>>144892479
he looked at twitch chat and saw me calling him trash then he deleted everything i said and banned me
>All that hate, Out the window :)
It was him personally.
>>
>>144892414
hes within his rights to ban you for insulting him on stream. Hes a trash player though dont get me wrong. its just that you acting like a retard doesnt make him a trash player

correlation=/= causation
>>
>>144892615
He shouldn't be so touchy and this is probably why he tilts so much. Why can't he take the banter?
>>
>>144892782

hes a gypsy whos salty for being left out of money

what do you expect even
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>MRW ALLIANCE, EG, SECRET AND COL ELIMINATED
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>>144891674
second season when? its been too long
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>>144892931
never expected a LAN in this shithole of a country to deliver so hard
>>
>>144892931
>tfw swindle on panel
D:
>>
>>144892931

Mine too. It feels good that the teams that have the most cancerous fanbase is out.
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>>144893000
Its a pretty shit show.
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>>144892931
>That feel when ya boyz OG still in it
>>
Valve bro here. Unless something drastic happens, here is the current TI6 invite list

*EG (Gabe will also announce this is the last time the winner is guaranteed an invite for next year)
DC/Liquid depending on which does better on manilla/shortterm future
OG
**Alliance/Secret depending on upcoming performance, currently favouring Alliance heavily
Na'Vi
Empire
**Vega/Mineski depending on upcoming performances, currently favouring mineski
Newbee
Fnatic
MVP

*Unless they do a roster change, and zai as sub does not count
**We have an internal points system that is similar to MMR. Both player and teampoints are seperately tracked and both accounted for when doing invites. This is also how we can account for rosterchanges in their scoring without immediate results.

And now I'm out to catch a few hours of sleep if I'm lucky before resuming work on current major. FUck overtime
>>
>>144893000
Whenever the current arc finishes.
Monthly manga is painfully slow when its like SnK.
>>
>>144893291
>Valve bro here
stopped reading here
>>
>>144871753
Sonneiko's BH actually showed up to play. 2 sentry wards by Alliance on first 10min
Loda rushing Vanguard
BoT lvl 2 25mins in with BH in the game
>>
>enemy has superior lategame
>begin to constantly lose fights at 35 min mark without even getting all the t2's yet
>start feeding intentionally so the pretty much already lost game ends quicker
>team gets mad as fuck

ummmm dotardos?
>>
what if they kick puppey and universe and then add singsing bone7 to secret?
>>
>>144893291
When will you do an AMA Bruno?
>>
>>144893426
>na`vi of all teams made early BoT2 meta
fucking based

can't wait for ember BoT2 first with an invis hero like riki or bh
>>
>>144893474
>singsing is good

this meme is fucking old

please stop
>>
>still overrating shitshit
>>
>>144893302
estimate?

>>144893201
no

>>144893291
don't invite EG. Tell them now.
>>
>>144893572
>singsing is bad
A meme that never catcheed on.
>>
>Teammate tries to pick Sven to counter Meepo
>Doesn't even buy BKB
When will this horrible meme end?
>>
>>144893474
>kick secret owner

??????

This happned once with EE, not happening again ever.
>>
>>144893291
ye im sure secret doenst have a guaranteed invite for being in the finals of every major and winning one

fuck off
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Where?
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>>144891336
*6 Octarines Aghs given by Alchemist
Though I assume it would be mutiplicative CDR and not additive. So new total cooldowns would be CD*(1-0.75^6)=CD*0.18, or 82% CDR
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>>144893652
>catched
hello peru bro
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TWO FUKCING TIMES 100. IM ONE ANGRY GOY
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>>144893572
I just want speedgaming for the memes

>>144893681
what happened to EE?
>>
>>144893725
Always 4
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V-v-viable?
>>
>>144893901
when you stomp
>>
>queue for ranked on us west, english
>3 south americans on my team

dota is so fucking trash

there should be an option to report for wrong language and permaban you from that region if you get reported enough
>>
>>144893901
cancer
seriously earthshaker's aghs is a pure Leddit cancer aghs
>>
can thorin release another video now please? I want to watch one.
>>
On my first dota account i calibrated as soon as i unlocked the ability to. I wasnt any good at dota then and i had a lot to learn, so i calibrated very low. I tried to climb from there, but I was teamed very often with ragers and feeders.
So i started a new account and I've been doing better, probably just because I'm being teamed up with a lot of scrubs. But now my calibration is available again. How long do i wait? I just want to calibrate somewhere near 3k dude.
>>
>>144894059
Dunking on niggas is fun though
>>
>>144893901
no
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>>144893725
6-1-6
>>
>>144894146
kys desu
>>
>>144893725
111
>>
>>144894046
>Live in EU
>Can't queue for arabic language
Already found a problem senpai
>>
>>144893901
does aether add aoe stun range of totem

imma copy your build
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Ok new secret roster
1. EE
2. Singsing
3. Zai
4. Puppey
5. PLD
>>
3 times 750
Feels bad man
>>
Lina balls stack?
>>
is there an estimate of how many fucktards have the last river vial ? (level 2500 compendium)
>>
>play with linas balls
>almost falls in the 24k one

At least I got 3 levels

>>144894591
>fucktards

There are literal Saudi princes that buy themselves 10000 levels because its pocketchange
>>
>>144894430
I thought I told you to stop leaking insider info Bruno
>>
>>144894661
do they even play the game?

Can you imagine the dick sucking when people see they have a lvl 10000 compendium ?
>>
>>144894661
>almost falls in the 24k one
it's probably a 1/100 chance at best, it won't happen to you or anyone you know

I actually expect valve to sell balls for like .50$ later to boost the prize pool
>>
>>144894430

>Singsing

EE would rather kill himself.
>>
>You came too close to my secrets

what did _he mean by this?
>>
>>144894403
aether lens doesn't increase the stun radius of aoe
it increases the length of fissure and the cast range of aghanims enchant totem (you can jump farther)
>>
>>144894430
singshitters get out
>>
>>144894794
Of course they do, they also play cs:go

gotta show of that fn souvenir dragonlore from kennys/guardian/fallen or so
>>
>>144894887
grazed the balls
>>
>>144894835
Is that a bad thing?
>>
>>144893713
>Implying
Even reddit is heavily conficted about direct invites for secret and EG, Valve can only pull of inviting of those two.
>>
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>trying to make singsing out as a good player

yeah i remember all his shit brew games
>>
Is Ursa a Hellbear too?
>>
who are CDEC?
>>
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After an EU company managed to make a decent major in a shithole like Manila, do you think Perfect World/China will get to have a major next year?
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Could someone catch me up on who's shagging who in the Dota universe? I had to leave halfway through the last time /d2g/ was working this out.
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Sometimes healthbars and terrain align oddly and I have a hard time telling what health is creep at.
For example - look at the right-most radiant creep on that screenshot - can you tell his health at aglance without straining eyes?

Or does it look alright to you and it is my eyes (or colours of my monitor) that are fucked?

Is there anything I can do to make this red-brown of the healthbar more visible?
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"all items rare and above now have a higher chance of dropping when you open more treasures"

I suppose I deserve this
>>
>>144894430
If Arteezy gets kicked for SingSing he will never recover. His life will be permanently tilted if his friend kicks him for a guy he hates.
>>
Universe will go back and replace bulba. Zai to Secret.

RTZ stays.
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>>144895615
>He fell for it
>>
>>144895570
Arteezy is that Turkish guys gf
>>
>>144895512
Yes because Perfect World literally own all of the Dota 2 servers in China.
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>>144895604
>minimap on the right
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>>144893901
Yes
>>
>>144895512
Nah, this is next year's lineup
>Amsterdam Major
>Dubai Major
>Moscow Major (In return we get Starladder NA edition)
>>
>>144895802
>Right-eye dominance
>>
>>144895615
>He got keked by the jews
At least you learned to not fall for their tricks again
>>
>>144895604
it might be the desert terrain

if you highlight your cursor over the creep, its health bar will be easier to see
>>
>>144895845
>icefrog gives a hero with a 400% damage steroid a 5 cooldown blink that can be used when rooted AND aoe stuns on landing
literally a better antimage
>>
>>144895604
Yeah, colorblind mode.
>>
>>144895604
Sure i can, hes at like 1/5 or so
>>
>>144895847
>Amsterdam major

too many sjws working at Valve

>Dubai

unless some saudi prince pays a shit ton for it I dont think so

>Moscow

probably yes
>>
Puppey needs to kick himself.
>>
>>144896030
Colourblind mode only changes friendly bars from green to blue.
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What should I watch on Netflix to pass the time dotards?
>>
>>144896039
>sjw not wanting to go to amsterdam
Home of gay marriage, legal weed and tolerance (though their drug policy is shit nowadays)
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>>144896157
Take nap and prepare food for when the games come
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>>144896157
Play dota ya goof
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>>144896157
watch that cocaine documentary
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>>144895570
Just off the top of my head, I know this isn't all of them.
>Skywrath cucked by Venge
>Ench getting fucked by Centaur, but she's the jungle's slut in general
>Bristle/Tusk fighting for who's on top
>Slark wants Naga, but he's the unwilling buttslut for Tide
>Slark thinks Naga is cucking him for Slardar but in reality they just hang out
>Creeper of the Light trying to rape every female possible
>CM is a slut
>TA fucking OD with occasional hot sounding action
>SK fucking EShaker
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>>144874802
Dota 2 has harder mechanics when you start getting into 6k range
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What did he mean by this?
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>>144895615
But anon your .00001% chance went to .00002% valve is literally giving away rares
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>>144896427
What coke documentary
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>>144896609
he said the word "Black" and like the berncuck he is he felt racist and has to find the closest bull to suck off as a apology
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>>144896427
Cocaine Cowboys? I'll check it out thanks
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why this faggot gets to have 100% p/b rate through the entire fucking major+major qualifiers without being nerfed into the ground?
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>>144896609
dumb sjw
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>>144874802

league of legends mechanics are literally nothing but muh skillshots

whoever said this needs to go kill himself
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>>144896865
tfw no drow titty monster sister
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>>144896783
this one >>144896865
keep in mind its like 3? hours long and i think theres 2 versions on there
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>>144896875
6.88 changelog:

>Primal Roar no longer affects magic immune units
>Inner Beast no longer affects units not controlled by beastmaster
>Invisibility removed from beastmaster's hawk
>Hawk vision radius reduced by 20%
>Boar BAT from 1.25 to 1.75
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>>144897081
>>144897081
NEW
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>>144896875
But he was already nerfed
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>>144888998
Doom
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>>144893725
what is this?
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>>144894430

>PPD joins Secret
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>>144871290
He's cute.
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