/ink/ - Splatoon General

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>>144799710
Perfect choice.

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dude seaweed lmao

First for Marie is a Mariefag

>>144800098
It only makes sense.
Bitchy, egotistical, rude, non-empathetic - it's a perfect fit.

>>144799710
You could've waited for >>144800000

>>144800098
She wants to sit on her own face?

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OP pic will probably get deleted by mods soon, so let's go with a nicer one and say this is it

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>>144800232
Perfect fit, for the perfect girl.

Captcha: select all the Mariachi

>>144800452
That is a nice one, but why would the OP image get deleted?

>>144800452
Why would it get deleted? And make a new thread then if you don't like it.

>>144800471
>Perfect fit, for the perfect girl.
kek

>>144799710
>splatoon.ink/ink link is still dead

Hero for Overwatch with Inkling abilities when

>>144800757
Shhh

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>>144800631
>>144800675
It's a gore pic, though hidden under a lair of saccharinity typical of this artist
Else, what do you think it's supposed to be depicting

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The best thing about Calliefags is their blatant inability to understand why people like Marie. Even though their own girl likes Marie.

>>144800804
Just compare overwatc heroes to weapons

Roadhog is a zink splatling because hook and ult
Mei is a jet squelcher because wall and ult
There's probably enough gear to make you look similar to them too. You could make a whole gimmick about it.

>>144800990
What part of it is guro?

>>144801035
It's the same for Mariefags, as well
The two of them are simply doomed to not like each other, probably because their personalities are so contrasting - it's unlikely one who idolizes one of them is going to think highly of someone who is the exact opposite

>>144801038
Nigger its not about the guns
I want to shoot paint on the ground and use it to swim and climb walls and liquify enemies

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>>144799710

>>144799710
I wonder how excited this artist is for the new splatling

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>>144801190
That's bullshit, they're both cute girls with likable traits and ideals. But at least one Calliefag can't help but arc up when someone states their affinity for the Marie.

>>144800804
I wish I knew enough about OW to make a move list.

Though I guess more emphasis on mobility since there's squidding and super jumping.

>>144779082
sauc pls

>>144801176
For one, the bleeding, mauled face

>>144801194
They're never going to do that. Mei already has a similar mechanic with freezing/liquify them and the brothers can climb walls.

They will probably just add a pyro who can shoot fire on the ground that can burn enemies.

>>144801038
Widowmaker is E-Liter 3K Scope personified with Burst Bomb for close range and Echolocator Ultimate. All that's missing is Disruptors/Ink Mines

>>144801428
Like I said, it's the same for Mariefags
Do you not remember last thread where a Mariefag started ranting about how Marie was OBJECTIVELY the best girl who was better IN EVERY WAY than Callie because some Calliefag said they loved her

>>144801498
Looks like sweat and an earring. It won't be deleted.

>>144801430
A primary fire, up to three abilities which all function on seperate cooldown timers, and an Ultimate ability, which you can think of as your Special.
These abilities can range from dashes to bombs to healing; as droll as the game is it has diversity to its credit.

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>>144801642
Kek, I was just joshing before. Callie is lovely; probably objectively better than Marie because of her personality. I just find Marie more likable.

>>144801679
Primary Fire: Splattershot
Ability 1: Splat Bomb
Ability 2: Disruptor
Ability 3: Beakon
Ultimate: Kraken

>>144801850
So it's just joshing when you do it
And a "blatant inability to understand" when a Calliefag does it

>>144801980
oh fuck off

>>144801679
I guess then an ability that greatly reduces or speeds up the cool down timer when squidding as an equivalent to regaining ink.

>>144801980
So? Do you know what people see in Marie?

When are the new guns dropping?

>>144801679
Primary is a splattershot, similar but bit slower than tracers guns

Ability 1 is ink puddle that acts like junkrats trap but heals you if you stand in it. Ink disappears after a while if not triggered

Ability 2 kraken/squid that has increased movement speed by swimming in ink, damages enemies if they walk onto. Ink disappears after a few seconds

Ultimate is inkstrike, after looking at a location you nuke that area for a short duration like an inkstrike, kills anyone caught in it. Like reaper from a distance

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>>144802145
I've personally no taste in her myself
But Mariefags have said it's because of her witty humor, biting personality, bedroom eyes, comparative maturity, potential for a warmer side under her shell and so on
I respect Mariefags, and realize that Callie likes Marie too; in fact, I cherish their relationship
I just ask they respect us in turn, and realize that both sides have their problems

is the patch out yet

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>>144802510
I take it all back then, you're a pretty cool guy.

>>144802510
There's nothing to respect out of Callie or Mariefags. They're both disgraces to what Callie and Marie are.

Update where? I want to get mad about how broken the new n-zap is already

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>>144802646
You too buddy

>>144802426
Inkstrike would be pretty neat, there is no precision airdrop ability yet.
Now I think about it Hanzo's Ult is basically Killer Wail.

>>144802853
It could either work like a beakon you place then calls the inkstrike to that location or like reapers blink ability where you see the location where you will blink to so you could see where the inkstrike will fall.

>>144802853
Is there anything like Inkzooka? I know that Zenyattas would basically be a close range bubbler.

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>>144802734
>not getting mad about the bronze aerospray
>fastest firerate
>burst bomb
>kraken under 20 sec

>>144803239
Maaaaybe Pharah? I don't think there's a dedicated bazooka attack like it, wiping out enemies in a line.
Kraken would be sweet too, sort of like Genji's Ult except stronger and more direct.

>>144803338
Aerospray has shit range and ttk. N-zaps is already good in ranked as is and giving it kraken would make it the most popular weapon there.

We'll have to see how good the aerospray with burst bombs is in combat if it helps it's ttk

>>144803338
Fortunately the Aerospray by itself is pretty weak. Would it be worth running with Damage Up? Though that might seem like a waste next to the insta-kill Kraken.

>>144803549
But doesn't Genji get to keep using his abilities like his attack dash during his Ult? Kraken is severally limited once people start shooting to stop it's movement not to mention the poor mobility.

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>>144803558
range don't matter when you have kraken ready all the time

>try to kill aerospray from medium distance
>can't get close or you will be outfired
>try to run away and get burst bomb

It is also one of the best guns that can literally stop a kraken by shooting at it. I know other guns and octobrush can do it too, but aerospray has one of the best close range shooter.
But I am actually more worry about the Custom neo range blaster.
>throw bomb
>shoot

Instant kill

>>144803815
They'd have to do without the movement loss then. In all consideration they could make touching it instant death and it would still be difficult to get kills with it.

>>144804227
Aerospray with special charge up/damage and swim speed will be fun to mess around with but I'm not convinced it will be any good. N-zap I'm certain will be top tier though.

Depends if it can kill from an indirect burst bomb hit and indirect blaster. If so then that's op

>>144804436
N-Zap covers the one weakness Kraken has; not being able to find your targets. The easiest way to counter a Kraken is to hide and wait for the Special to run out. Point Sensors mean you can't hide. Now what.

>>144804749
>not juking the fuck out of krakens
Once did that while the guy floundered about trying to get me, and I almost had him splatted once it ran out.
His douchebag friend got me though

>>144805159
>literally being this mad because someone didn't 1v1 you

>>144805159
>On Arowana mall
>Enemy Krakens at mid
>Swim up wall on the side
>Kraken climbs after me
>Jump off the top of the wall, over the Kraken, and escape
Fuck yeah

How long before I can play again?

>>144806049
You will never be unbanned Robb

>>144806254
When you say Robb, you're talking about Robbysnake right?

>>144806254
Actually, I'm back online. The rapid blasters feel amazing to use now. Nice work, Nintendo!

>>144806321
He's talking about Robbie Rotten

IT'S HERE!!!

>>144804436
>Depends if it can kill from an indirect burst bomb hit and indirect blaster. If so then that's op

Burst bomb without any damage up does 60 directly and 30 indirectly on someone with no defense up. Range blaster does 50-70 WITHOUT dmg up. It definitely can kill with indirects.

>>144806870
EBIN

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>>144799710
>this artist
That artist took a trip when the whole set was drawn.

>>144799982
hi rainy

so how come all humans were killed by the rising sea levels? not all the land was flooded, after all, so some humans surely could have taken sanction.
and it's more than just humans - all forms of at least mammal life were put into extinction as well. it just doesn't make any sense.

>>144807292
human fuck the squids and became squidskid

>>144807292
global warming fucking with the weather? Atmosphere made poisonous by pollution? There's a ton of stuff that could have happened and nature fixed while the sea life evolved.

>>144807646
that stuff would affect sea creatures too, though. global warming already takes its toll on ocean wildlife every day.

Are the new weapons out yet

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>>144807056
there's more? I tried searching, not even google knows what the hell this is

>>144807789
Not equally, though. Something could have changed that was bearable to the sea life but unacceptable for humans.

>>144807845
Yes. Rapid Blaster is hype now. I'm owning these S rank losers in TC.

>>144807292
Probably sea levels accelerated as a result of nuclear war. Humanity destroyed itself.

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>>144807905
There's a lot, lot more.
But I'm not reliving that shit.

>>144807292
They don't specify. My guess is they killed each other in their own land war

>>144808018
>You've been gorging on nothing but sweets, haven't you
EUGH

>>144807292
For human, we can see in the deep sea scrolls that they were too occupied with playing video games something /ink/ can't do to care about the rising sea levels.

>>144808164
There's a sunken scroll with the scientist who made Judd saying something lie "I warned them and they didn't listen" so I'm thinking global warming. The rising sea level fits in with that.

>>144808584
Unless war played a part in causing the sea levels to rise

>>144808584
>global warming

Al gore pls

>>144808908
Maybe but this is Japan. Do you think they would even consider that for a kids game?

Plus global warming is probably considered a more pressing issue than nuclear warfare, so they get a bonus stealth green message in.

>>144809115
Nigga war is already in the game

>>144808224
sometimes it's gotta be rough being able to read japanese, huh

>>144809559
???

>>144809914
you can read the good
but you can also read the downright horrifying, no doubt worsened by context

>>144810003
How is that any worse than knowing English or any other language?

>>144810307
gooks are insane

Ok, it's june 7th. Where are my new weapons?

>>144810307
it isn't
but everyone here can read english, so we're on equal footing, and no one's posted horrifying spanish splatoon comics here, now have they

It's here!

Checking for updates!

It's here!

Preparing update!

It's here!

Downloading update!

It's here!

>>144810464
5 minutes

>>144810490
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say.

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!!!

>>144810660
i'm trying to say that for gross images such as >>144808018 they can be made even grosser by being able to read what they say such as >>144808224
obviously someone who could not read japanese would be (a little bit more) happily ignorant of the text, and thus (a little bit less) horrified, making being able to read it a curse sometimes
comprende?

>>144810660
Your autism is showing

So how do I get the new gear? Don't tell me it's behind some rng bullshit and I have to wait for it?!

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This artist draws some pretty strange ears, but I think their art is really cute

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

>2 news updates to get the weapons

FFS Nintendo!

>>144811114
Bigfin Reef Squid, after all

>>144811114
It's cute, but I can't stop seeing the braid as a section of large intestine

Update is live and the weapons are out.

>>144811038
It's completely random

>>144810913
Yes. Literacy is scary. I never thought of that. We should forbid it in our education system.

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I got the hat in my shop

>>144811445
are you really strawmanning me over a trivial observation

>>144811721
>Damage Up
>Zekko

Hot damn this means I can change one of the other hats I put Saver on

>>144811443
I'll never get that cap and hoodie will I?

;_;

>>144811445 (You)

>>144811794
Im not the one who likes being ignorant.

>>144811890
You can just order it from someone here dude. Even timezone it if you want it like now.

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>>144811936
pedro?

>>144811428
Braided tentacles should be excruciating

(Not a guarantee.)

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>never

>>144799710
>>144808018
So like is there any more that's okay to post, or...?

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Letting Octarians live in peace!

>connection errors, connection errors everywhere

>>144812243
You know, I don't see how tying them would hurt or anything
They're simply formed liquid - they could twist and constrict as much as they want with no problem

Grim Range Blaster is so sexy.

>>144812675
Fuck you you pessimistic piece of shit, I identify as an octosexual and I want WAR on the Inkling bastards for what they've done fuck squids FUCK YOU

New Range Blaster is going to be the most cancerous shit.

>>144812243
Probably not as bad as dying every 5-10 minutes.

>>144812675
>Octofags have gone from asking to be friends to pleading to be left alone
I think Octofags are annoying but this is the most depressing thing I've seen all day

>>144812856
should've called it kush blaster

Every match is only lasting 20 seconds before connection errors hit.

>>144812845
Not how Inklings work; they have their own internal anatomy and properties. Remember they cry out and wince in pain after just bumping their head; they'd have a nerve system in there somewhere.

>>144813091
How about the Bob Marley Blaster?

>>144813091
>>144813268
Seaweed Blaster goddamnit

>>144813123
But that's after getting bumped, not having anything to do with constriction, and also assumes that their tentacles have any feeling at all

>>144813339
M'Blaster

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>not heavy depletion
What were they thinking?

>>144811721
The shirt is cold blooded

>>144811721
How many of the new clothing was confirmed to be released?

promised a few months back that i'd time how long it took for sheldon to talk about every single weapon
15 minutes boys

Holy fuck this blaster. It's perfect.

>people not trying out the new weapons

Why do this? The new nzap is fucking amazing.

>>144813498
What the fuck are they basing this tiering system on anyway? Why is the Neo Sploosh still only Light depletion when both the new NZap and Aerospray are both Medium?
Also, CRB should've definitely gotten shifted up to Medium along with it.

>>144814028
None of the new weapons interest me.

>>144814028
I KNOW HOLY SHIT

What abilities are good for the new blaster? I never really touch the non rapid ones.

>>144814028
That's not how you spell h3

>>144814028
The old N-Zap is better, Splat Bombs and Echo just can't be beat

>>144814341
Learn something new fag

I can't get on yet, what are the new weapons' special depletions?

RIP to the rapid blaster. No reason to use it over the grim blaster. Devs don't care :(

>>144814484
Power Up and Swim Speed.

>>144814556
Don't tell me how to play. The old weapons are good enough, why make any more?

>>144814734
For tower control defense

Holy shit, more weapons and clothing???? Pretty cool.

>>144814902
Range blaster is better for that

>>144814968
Really, it works great for me.

CAN I STILL EDIT GEAR

>>144815097
Always ;)

>>144815097
Of course. That's a Wii U expoilt, not a software exploit.

>>144814787
Man you sure sound fun.

>>144814734
>No Bubbler
>No Kraken
Grim Blaster is SHIT

>>144815347
Ironically, the gun without an invincibility special is broken.

>>144815254
The game is less fun now with all these gimmicky new guns. Less is more if you ask me.
They should've stopped after they released the Slosher and Heavy Splatling.

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>entry-level

sounds like my gun

>>144815570
Well, good thing nobody listens to you..

New H3 is OP. I'm a shitter and but I getting 15+ kills every game. Being able to charge through snipers and shit with the bubble if fun a fuck. Will be nerfed next update I bet.

>>144813683
Just Corocoro Cap and Corocoro Hoodie.

Is it just me or does the game feel more fluid than usual?

I feel like the HS Remix would pair well with Comeback
Toss down a sprinkler, get back in the fight, and have a Wail ready to go.

>>144815941
Your opinion is irrelevant if you're playing solo queue and not even S+

>>144814028
I like the new memespray

i feel dirty using nzap 83

>>144816128
Actually I'm playing through A rank. This is where I belong 2bh and it's the most comfy.

what abilities for the H3 desu

>>144815713
>good thing
Pah. At the very least they should take out old guns as they put new ones in.

The only thing I really hate with updates is that most people trying out the guns in ranked don't know shit about the weapon and get buttblasted as soon as the match starts. Hopefully in 2 days everything is back to normal.

>>144816365
Maybe Run Speed? Would that work on a rapid fire weapon like that?

WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO FIGHT AT RANGE IF YOU'RE A FUCKING SPLATTER SHOT JR

YOU'RE GOING TO JUST HEAVE FUCKING SPLATBOMBS INTO THE SPLATZONE FROM ON HIGH

ONE BOMB EVERY FUCKING 5 SECONDS

HOW DID YOU GET THIS FAR

>>144816365
Run Speed, some damage up if you want to make 2 hits more likely, run speed

>>144816365
Haunt

>no one in turf war is wearing the new gear

you fucks share it

>>144816365
Special charge and duration

YOU'RE GODDAMN SHORT RANGED SHOOTERS

THEY'RE NOT

GUESS WHAT

GO AROUND THEM DIP SHITS

>ready to unless hell with the new heavy splatling
>teammates jumps in front fucking my shit up

I've never been so mad in my life. Also people with their e-liters in splatzones. Come on at least try the new shit and go paint.

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>>144817526

Cherry H3 users have LAYERS

>>144817678
How do I filter allcaps posts?

>>144817764
You don't want to maximize bubbler time? Along with Sub saver and maybe a main saver and you should have a well rounded kit

>>144817764
The cherry H-3 has a bubbler you nitwit. What do bubblers like more than anything? Special duration and charge. Get with it.

>>144818052
By 1 whole second? Sure...

>>144818137
Duration is best used for bubbler when shared with your team mates

>>144818137
Getting bubble more often + having and sharing bubble for longer + using bubble to help your team makes a world of difference. If you had used bubbler before now you'd understand that.

>>144817983
learn some regex and make a filter

>>144818340
It's fine, I figured it out.

>>144816242
I feel like an executioner

>>144817764
Spotted the idiot

>>144818052
>>144818089
>needing Bubbler to last that long even with sharing

>>144816365
Run speed

>>144818294
>>144818319
And I'm saying duration is a waste of a slot.

iGamr reminds me of daddy
he has a gruff voice in my head

>>144818527
>needing kraken to have swim speed
>needing damage up to kill with e-litre
>needing sub saver with splash walls
Retard pls

>>144818631
Not if you play support

>>144818631
Do what you what. Your opinion is wrong

>>144818694
>needing sub saver with splash walls
>damage up on any charger
>swim speed is a luxary

You Ink Saver Main you retard for Splash Walls. Duration Up is a waste of ability slots

Go back to the discord you ability needing shits

>>144818995
Go back to Tumblr you safe space needing pansy

>3 special charge up mains
>9 sub savers
>zap 83 feels like cheating

>>144819803
Didn't you cheat to get those slots though

>>144819871
>cheating
>with this patch

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Does anyone have the new hat gear?
I have the hoodie and I will add anyone to change it.

New h3 and nzap are fucking beasts for splatzones.

Nice work, Nintendo!

>>144820108
nothing was patched

>>144820271
exchange it*

3/4 for a squad
NNID:faqatron

>>144820285
>not the heavy splatling remix
I swear this gun was practically invented to dominate splatzones.

>>144820445
i got you

>>144820508
open

>>144820469
Nailing eliter faggots with killer wail.
Feels good

>>144821026
Truly the best feeling.

Why is the Grim Blaster allowed?

>start up the game
>you need to update. restart it

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DO IT WHEN I STARTED IT HOLY SHIT NINTENDO

>>144821434
Are you retarded?

>>144821516
it's.a valid complaint

>>144821516
no

>being able to actually kill more reliably with the H3

holy shit

>>144821771
It's not hard when you outrange everything and are tucked behind an impenetrable wall and have a force field on top of that in case you fuck up

>go 5/11 with h3
>other h3 is routinely going 15/5 ish
what am I doing so so wrong

>>144822192
Use the L-3 instead, it's more fun, AND it has the Burst Bombu, AND it has Kraken.
Cherry a shit.

>>144820445
thanks for lettin me squad up with you guys

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>>144822359
FUCK SPLAT ZONES

>>144822351
yeah fuck you

>>144822674
Haha

>>144822441
Fucking this. When the next rotation?

>>144822441
how's dank souls 3

>>144823158
im almost to sl 200

So does anybody in this thread actually play the game

>>144822850
one hour 40 minutes from now

>miss first volley with h3
>jrn closes in for the kill
>pop bubble
>get him with next volley

Happens all the time. I can feel the mad coming from the screen. Adding a bubble to the h3 is the best thing ever for shitters like me.

The rapid blaster and the deco variant just feel useless to all these other weapons we have already. Why does it exist

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goodnight callie
i love you

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>>144823437
>this meme again

Anyone know if we are gonna get a Sheldon's Picks Vol 3?

This pack is nothing but shit nobody uses(Range-blaster, nozzlenose) and I really want another Gal. variant.

>>144823437
try the discord. There's people searching for games.

>>144823778
>Range Blaster
>nobody uses

Are we playing the same game?

>>144823778
>Another gal
Those can fuck off

If we do get another it will be e-liter, hydra, ssj, octobrush, carbon roller, jet/dual squlechers and rapid blasters.

>>144823778
>range blaster
>nobody uses
you're a fucking tard. the point of these packs is to get people to try new things, anyway

>>144823726
Gnight sweetpea

>using a tentakek during this time
those gooks just don't know how to have a little fun, huh?

>>144824496
>Implying anything can beat Ol' Reliable
>Implying toying with new junk is fun

>>144812664
guys

pls

>>144824703
autism (no offense)

>>144824496
>if someone doesn't play the way i do, then they're pretentious tryhards

>>144824810
guy

kys

>>144824861
You first.

Post pics.

>>144824831
You play with your shiny new toys now, but you know you'll go back to the Custom Hydra soon enough.

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>>144824948
>Kill self
>And then post pictures

>>144824831
The new charger is pretty ass.

>>144824810
everytime someone says that, I get very triggered. they're like "guys, you fucking suck, please fucking get better" but they're too sissy to say it

Oddly the only new weapon I'm not seeing alot of is the new roller. Is it any good?

>>144825662
I'm liking it

Reminder that Splathax will not work with 2.8.0

>>144823269
>not already being SL387
you are smalltime

>>144825891
It does, fuck off

>>144825767
does the splash wall actually help it out? it seems counter productive

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Just got through Sheldon Mays, and had a chuckle, but in all seriousness, I can tell from right now I'm going to hate fighting 6 out of 9 of these weapons from the get go.

I already hate all three of the shooters, blasters have their moments, Nozzlenoses are too unpopular to get a grip on, Inkzooka Roller and I quote: "Because why not?"

But Kelp Splatling gun I might give a whirl.

>>144826146
Remix is basically "how quickly can I get my Wail"
The answer is very quickly

>>144825905
at least i dont parry

>>144825662
I don't use unfresh weapons.

>>144826094
Is it confirmed every old memory address is unchanged?

>>144826146
Remix is fucking great, charges wails stupidly fast and has light depletion. And that's without any special charge up or tenacity

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>>144826513
Just download the latest update

>>144827078
Moralfags BTFO

>>144827078
Oh, neat. I guess I was given misinformation.

>new favorite nzap
>new favorite aerospray
>new favorite splat roller
Very satisfied with the new weapons. Was anyone lucky enough to get the new clothes in their shops already? I've been looking for the new clothes in my plaza but nobody has them yet.

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>>144826298
>>144826713
>KILLER WAIL IN 10 SECONDS
>NO SPU
>KILLER WAIL IN 10 SECONDS
>NO SPU
>KILLER WAIL IN 10 SECONDS
>NO SPU
>KILLER WAIL IN 10 SECONDS
>NO SPU

>>144822441
get rekt on, I love splat zones

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WHOA

>>144815687
I don't think any of the H-3 are entry level. Easily one of the most annoying weapons to use for new players.

>>144827806
what in t
who did this

>>144827897
Sheldon is saying it's an entry level H-3, as in no different to the normal one. Just with different equipment.

>having too much fun with the cherry h3
>almost at s rank

What's the quickest way to de-rank without being an ass to other players?

>>144828330

Why would you want to derank?

>>144828330
Hacking your rank

>>144827897
Well learning the .96 deco, isn't that hard. Making a transition to the H-3 from that seems like a good introduction to the other H-3 models because of it having invincible special, just like the 96 except you're using the main weapon itself. If you can get the aim down, a more experienced user might not need the support that bubble gives anymore. The vanilla H-3 seems orientated towards spacing your opponent out to get kills and supporting your teammates with echo while the dolphin variant seems focused on offense. Firing point sensors and chasing down kills with very precise aiming and less room for error since you don't have a sub or a special that's really good at close range.

>>144827078
So is there a guide on how to do this?

>>144828885
www.google.com

>>144828951
Very helpful

>>144827078
So what are the odds of me getting banned for editing?

>>144829509
100%

>>144829542
You sure are a fucking prick

>>144829509
Impossible
As long as you enter a game immediately after editing

>>144828885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdzJhYXs1_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZjtg9eMZc
The second video is newer, I have not watched it

>>144828885
>>144829509
Search splataling and go to gba temp everything can be answered there

>>144829797
Because you are asking questions that can easily be answered by searching something as simple as splatoon how to edit gear into a search provider like Google.

>>144829908
Don't spoon feed them.

>>144829949
Splathax damn autocorrect

>>144830047
If you want people to edit so badly, what's wrong with giving a little help?

>>144830047
This isn't /a/ fag.

>>144830172
muh sekrit klub

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>>144830172
>If I want

I never said shit about wanting people to edit.

>>144830332
So why not give them a heads up anyway? Are you against helping people? Are you a jerk?

>>144830430
You can hand a guy some tissue. You don't have to wipe his ass as well.

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I've never played a Nozzlenoze until today but fuck the Cherry feels so comfortable.

>>144830551
Only of you're a bad parent.
Face it, you're just lazy.

>>144830654
Lazy would have been just linking the stuff instead of giving someone the tools to find it themselves.

Even parents stop wiping their kids at some point. I hope to god this is still the case.

>>144830754
So instead of linking them to the YouTube videos which would take, what, five seconds, you brush them off with a reminder that Google exists and let them search themselves? What if they find the wrong website? What if they edit wrong? What if they get banned? Then it's on you. Fuck you. Kill yourself. Lazy prick.

>>144830997
Then they fucked up and will learn from their mistake.

>>144830995
There is some rare game discussion going on right now, do not ruin this. If you want to post shitty art of shitty squidgirls then go to Reddit or the Discord.

>>144831046
No. They're down a console and a couple hundred dollars. You could've stopped this. Kill. Yourself.

>>144831089
no one plays the game, so why does it even matter?

>>144831207
No, but talking about the game is the next best thing. Take your squidgirls and fuck off.

>>144831202
Actually it's a pretty good lesson to learn; Don't make stupid risks if the pay out is fucking non existent.

>>144830649
Cherry will completely replace the Hydra

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>>144831365

>>144831778
Fuck off.

God I wish this game used generic army guys instead of these fucking squids.

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Approximate charge times for KW weapons using a build of 2m9s def + Ink resistance
>Splatling Remix: 9 seconds
>Kelp Splatterscope: 10 seconds
>Sploosh: 10 seconds
>Range Blaster Necro: 15-18 seconds
These numbers are likely to change to benefit the Sploosh and Splatling more when you use abilities that affect charge rate.

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>>144831954
Squids and Octos come in that flavor as well

>>144832432
I don't care. Play the game, talk about the game, or fuck off. But stop posting fucking girls.

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>>144831621

>>144833047
Fuck off, Christ.

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>>144833094
You first :^)

>>144833317
You are cancer, killing these threads.

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>>144833536
people in these threads should play the game and have honest discussion about it, both of which is not happening

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>>144833536
>posting images in an imageboard makes you cancer
Might as well delete all of 4chan then :^)

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THE BLOOD

OFFICIAL SHELDON'S PICK WEAPON TIER LIST:

S+ tier:
Berry Pro
Bamboozler mk 3
Bento splatterscope
Grim Blaster

S tier:
N-zap 83
Tempered Dynamo
Wasabi Splattershot

A tier:
Soda Slosher
Sploosh 7
Cherry H-3
Heavy Remix

B tier:
Aero pg
Permanent inkbrush
Corocoro roller
Refurbed mini

Stop using tier:
Fresh squiffer

>>144834868
This is accurate

>>144834868

Pretty good list

>>144834868
Move Bambi down to S or A.

>>144834868
looks like someone's a little assblasted over the fresh squiffer

>>144834868
hahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhaha

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>>144836580

>>144836368
It's in that spot because it's probably the worst weapon in the game tbqh. Don't use the fresh squiffer. It's fucking bad. Suction/Kraken, despite be a godly kit, you're still using a fucking squiffer. Use something else, an inkbrush can probably contribute more to a match than it.

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>>144837109
...aight, whatever you say

FS only useful in rainmaker or Pit

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>>144799710

I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.

>>144838183
I want to kick fancy woomy's face

>>144839386
I want fancy woomy to sit on my face

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>>144839662
I want fancy woomy to cum on my face

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>>144839662
Marie is not a fancy Woomy
Marie is a fancy Marie

>>144839798
go to bed, dot

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Who else here is loving the Grim Range Blaster?

The burst bomb into blaster shot is so great.

>>144841806
Overpowered
Should've been given Suction Bombs

Did hiroyuki crash /vg/ too?

>prime time Splatoon hour
>not a single squad
>only two posts about the new update and the rest is all waifufagging

wonderful

>>144843396
You want to twin or something? Can't promise I'll be good though

>>144843396
>primetime
>almost 5 in the morning
>middle of the states
Primetime where? Europe? Literally the smallest audience.

>>144843396
>only two posts about the update
This is a great meme

>>144838183
>>144839386
>>144839662
>>144839798
I want all of this to happen at once while I record

>>144829908
How do you edit the new corocoro gear if you don't have it in your inventory? Is there a way or do you have to wait til you order it or buy it in a shop before you can change it?

>>144844050
Fancy woomy is sitting on an anons face, while another anon is licking her tummy, while another anon stomps on her face, while she somehow cums on a separate anons face?

>>144844074
If you know the ID you can probably add it to your game via TCPGecko

Otherwise just order it and timezone it

I didn't bother checking out the H3s until this update. There is something very satisfying about this weapon.

>>144844536
L-3 is better Imo

>>144801469
Byousatsu Tanukidan - Asuha's No Panties Sex Strategy

>>144844536
It's definitely satisfying when you actually get it to work well. It could still do with a bit of tweaking imo, but it's certainly not as bad as people make it out to be.