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>>144695247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kkV7qV3GPA
Why are Mei players such manchild retards?
>>144695540
>tfw this comment isn't bait
Blizzard has a worse fanbase than Dark Souls.
>>144695664
you're welcome to leave any time bitch
Post webms displaying fine skill.
>>>/reddit/battleborn/
Seriously what's the point of Zenyatta
>>144695608
what do they do?
>>144696056
Kill tanks.
Zenyatta's annoying as fuck though, his players act like he's completely innocent because he can be body shot by widow but if he throws a purple orb at you you have to hide for the rest of the game if you want to live.
You're on numbani when this guy dinks your mercy's head
what do?
stop shilling this garbage thread in the real one you faggots
>>144695768
>>>/b/lizzard forums
I love S76 he's the best dad
>>144696440
nope, i'm staying right here.
>>144696496
You're my boy
>>144696496
Why not dewritos?
>>144695247
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He did e+M2 once again! Isn't he just the most skilled guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again kill someone with flashbang + fan the hammer. Or maybe you don't even throw the flashbang. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually just snipe with m1 from afar. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you pick McCree that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his day playing the easiest character in Overwatch. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic McCree playing NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON IT'S HIGH NOON." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>144696290
Expand Dong.
>>144697035
but mccrees that mostly left click are playing the hero how its supposed to be played and will be able to play him post nerfs unlike the fags that can only flashbang + fan
>TFW Skull 76
2 comfy
>>144695868
You mean Brokenbjorn has a gun?
>>144697035
how can people get this mad about a game? what's wrong with their lives?
POST:
>Overall hours played
>What hero you've played the most
>What hero you hate fighting the most
>How all of that information combined makes you feel
>tfw finally have a winning record with Mercy after 12 hours of playing with her
>tfw never want to play her again because I don't want to screw that up
Luckily Lucio is fun as fuck
>>144695373
They just get better.
>>144697506
go back to /reddit/
>>144697931
make me.
>>144695868
Pretty much play of the year right here.
>>144698068
must've been a shit year
>>144695202
>>144695202
>>144695202
Real thread is over there faM. I was tricked like you guys.
Is there a single Mei that doesn't use the wall right at the start of the match to block her own team? what drives them to do this?
Things to do after a match:
>Win
Commend any blue squares, rate +
>Lose
Commend any blue squares, rate -
>forced 50 meme is in overwatch too now
You're at the club and this mystery man Flashbangs you and says "whoah there". He proceeds to make fan and hammer gestures towards your GF's ass.
What do you do?
>>144703474
drop down my winston shield and dance at the edge of it while he looks like a retard and dies because foth can't do shit in that scenario
>>144703474
Laugh at you for the next level autism you just pulled.
oh shid its dat tred
>>144703474
I grab some lube and tissues since I'm about to get cucked
>>144703649
savage
>guy picks a hero
>I pick the same hero because this map is really good for that one hero
>they switch to something significantly less useful
I get that the game tells you multiple heroes are bad but trust me2 Junkratsdoesnt fail
New meta?
Valk mercy, Devi Symmetra or Ra Zenyatta?
>>144695373
Found this one the other day. Right on the edge.
why is it always dvas who start raging in chat
like nigga pick a useful hero so people didnt have to carry you
>last fps played was MW2
>decent enough at sniping
>cannot play Widow to save my life
Maybe I'm just shit now
How do you get good at her
When do I get out of the 'a Hanzo and a Widowmaker in every team comp' bracket lads?
>>144703376
where there's shitters, excuses will follow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGrMQhowWIQ
>tf2 tier meme songs are already a thing
How much longer until this game also becomes a casualty of its own fanbase being a laughing stock?
>>144703858
Literally never.
new content when?
did anyone else come around on a hero?
before the game was out I thought I was gonna hate soldier 76, everything about him bothered me but he's actually really fun and useful
>>144703965
I knew who I was gonna like before I got this game and surprise surprise I like them
>>144703965
I still think her shield ability is boring as fuck and should be reworked into a passive and replaced with a different skill entirely but Symmetra's pretty fun.
>>144703941
It already has >>144704060
>kill 5 of the enemy team with a lucky last-ditch D.Va ult on the point
>get achievement
>end of the match
>HIGH NOON gets PoTG
>McCree shitter immediately opens up in chat with "LOL GET KEKED D.VA SCRUB, MEME WAIFU D.VA KEKED FUCKER"
Don't care got achievement, but man you guys are fucking cancerous in chat
After losing multiple games due to incompetent team members, I realized I should just channel the 13k damage I'm blocking with Reinhardt into the other team.
Now I'm averaging 10k+ damage and dealing 30%~ of my team's damage every game. This is legitimately the most fun I've ever had since release.Except my team just yells at me every game for never putting shield up.
>tfw zarya is fun but her character is bland and ugly so I don't want to play her
IVE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>>144704218
Got 23 or so kills on my last Reinhardt go. It's pretty fun.
Why is Mei the most based overwatch champ?
>>144704218
Sometimes you just have to say "fuck my team" and do things the fun way.
>>144704307
I COULD DO THIS WITH MY EYES CLOSED!
WOAH THERE PARDNER
I KNOW YOU JUST DIDN'T TRY TO FIGHT ME WITHOUT TWO OR MORE TEAMMATES WITH YOU?
THAT'LL LEARN YA
*Left Click Continues to Rust"
>>144703965
I thought I hated D.Va and Zarya in the beta but eventually understood how to play them both. Still trying to figure out Winston and Symmetra.
>>144696056
i guess he's supposed to be a support that also does attack class level damage but he's way too glass cannon-y to be good
he's pretty scary if you let him do his thing tho
>>144695247
How do I make it so that I don't have to press tab a million times in chat to get back to group chat or team chat?
>>144703965
tracer can actually bi pivotal against a good team working together all pushing up. They get thier blinders on since they are doing well and you can absolutely stomp them from behind.
I hated her at first.
WE WON
>>144704298
Her character is basically just genderbent and slightly (slightly) less caricatured Heavy but I don't mind it. Hair's still godawful though.
>>144704218
>tfw 15k damage and 20k damage blocked
Alright Genjibros here's a situation I keep running into
>Encounter enemy
>Deflect but either they can't be deflected, it barely does any damage or they're not stupid
>Swift Strike but they don't go down
So now they're on medium health and I'm on medium-high health.
How do I proceed? Do I right-click them to death? Do I try and go in for a melee? Do I just run away and hope for better luck next time?
>>144704429
Mei is trash second biggest drag next Hanzo
God dammit...
This game is actually fun. I was over my buddy's house today and he's picked it up. We were trying it out and having a blast. But I suck at competitive shooters due to being an old grampa with ass reflexes.
>>144704520
Wouldn't
/Group work and vice versa?
>Tracer kills three people in Ilios on the capture point
>she sprays the ground and emotes
>look at her, shoot the knockback rocket and catch Roadhog, Lucio and Reaper as well
>my POTG is cucking Tracer of hers
I felt bad
>>144704448
>pick lucio
>team ignores me after I save their lives and get killed by a sniper or flanker
>still losing because they can't kill shit
>take matters into my own hands as a tank
>win
Tanks are the best picks when the red mist falls
>>144704520
(Ie because of private messages)
Convince me to play Overwatch over TF2
>>144704580
yeah, but the heavy is so over the top and loud, you have fun when you're playing him because he's just screaming at his team and enemies, AAAAAAAAA RUN COWARDS AAAAAAAA GET ON CAAAAAART
zarya is just boring
>>144704683
the hats are free
how do I into zenyatta?
do you think the community will get better once all the moba kiddies and blizzdrones move on to the next fotm game?
>>144704683
It promotes teamplay, every member of the roster is viable situationally, and it measures relevant skills for an FPS rather than how consistently you can rocket jump.
>>144704683
waifus
>>144704632
It's not really a competitive shooter. It's about as casual a shooter as you can get. Just play the game and enjoy it with friends, and don't worry about doing well or winning. My friend is on the old side (early 30s) and is total shit at fps games but he just plays with friends when he gets the chance and has fun with it.
When ranked comes out, people will move their tryharding over there, so quickplay should become more lax.
>>144704298
>not liking Diana "Sis" Skumm
Yeah. Same here.
>less than 33% of my eliminations on mccree are fan the hammer, basically only use it to kill genjis and tracers and people that get right up in my fucking face, primarily focusing on critting from midrange, have pretty damn good accuracy, often find myself 2-3 shotting people with all crits
>people give me shit for playing mccree
feels bad man i just wanna be a cowboy and listening to that lovely revolver sound, hopefully i will get less shit for it after the nerf
>>144704761
shoot discord orbs at enemies
shoot harmony orbs at teammates
switch classes when the enemy picks widowmaker
>>144704761
Get good at aiming.
Stop getting into Zenyatta if they have a Widow unless you have a really competent team.
>>144704816
>League fags
>Leaving the waifu game
nice try
Mei's M2 is strong as fuck jesus christ
Do I still need to download Battle.Net launcher if I get physical?
if you have more damage blocked than damage done as reinhardt youre doing it wrong
will blizzard ever fix things like roadhogs hook being hitscan
>be mercy
>team mates dying like normal
>fly furthest distance with shift to heal
>roadhog throws hook
>I out fly it above and around a corner from where he is, longer than hook max distance
>it hitscan'd me so it gos through 2 walls and pulls me double his normal reach back
>die
we won in the end but it still hurts
>>144695247
Daily reminder that McCree and Solider 76 are cancer that requires no skill.
I hate having 1000 shekels because then I feel like the next skin I buy with it I will completely regret.
>>144704842
Oh, cool! Because I wanna hammer shit to my Reinhardt's content and be my Egypt-fu without worrying about being constantly stomped. And at least upgrades still seem to show up quickly even when you lose.
>>144705013
Stop shitposting, Reaper.
So is Reinhardt only fun with friends or am I just shit? I'm trying to generally serve as a moving front, enabling people to be more aggressive with their gunfire. But it seems like everyone wants to go their own way, so I end up getting gang banged because no one else is on the objective point.
Is my thought thinking just retarded or am I on point?
>>144705014
Watch an episode or two of Gurren Lagann before you buy a skin.
>>144705013
>hating on dad
fuck off
>>144704981
I just wish it pulled the same way consistently. Sometimes I hook someone and they end up almost behind me. It's annoying as fuck.
>>144705092
I already have mechaqueen and bloodhardt
>>144696496
Somebody please photoshop this so she has Doritos and Mtn Dew.
>>144705013
But they aren't chain-interrupts-every-goddamn-thing Roadhog
>Mei is the worst character in the game according to pros
wtf?
>>144705057
nah, he's kinda ass if no one falls in behind you
wallsplatting people is fun tho
>defaultwin where i can do whatever the fuck i want
>defaultloss where i can do whatever the fuck i want
these 2 scenarios combined make up the majority of the games i play, it's getting pretty boring tbqh senpai
>>144705052
Reaper at least requires some positioning.
I main Zenyatta and DVA.
>>144695373
kek it's literally like that image with all the Aatrox mains.
>join game
>on nepal
>2 rank 4 widowmakers standing around trying to snipe the same people and both missing
>genji bouncing around like a dumbass and getting nothing done
>no tank/support
>reaper standing around literally gave up and was looking at scenery
>happens for two rounds
Worst game ever?
>>144705197
and?
>>144705197
her #1 counter is engaging two enemies at once
One good teleporter is enough to win any game.
>Gold damage as Lucio.
I dunno whether to be proud of myself or extremely disappointed in the S76 and Roadhog that were with me.
>>144705175
I think I've been hit by roadhog chain once, you have to have a real unware scrub to get chained.
>>144705013
>Playing as reaper
>enemy 76 and i are in a small room he cant hit me
>Pops ultimate starts spazzing out
>Kills me
I could see the panic
So funny
zarya is overpowered
Should I get the Devi blueberry Symmetra skin?
I have a new record in damage blocked.
Anyone here broke 30,000?40,000?
>some dumbass on your team picks dva
fucking kill me
>>144705197
just watch a couple games and you'll immediately understand. "pro" games are quick 6v6 clashes that are over before mei can hope to do anything of significance. those games are all about rightclicking mcrees and widowmakers. it's unbelievably boring.
I want a game mode where each Genji has 1k hp and are permanently Dragonbladed
Would cuddle
>>144704641
I kinda figured there would be an easier way, that seems like just about the same amoutn of work to cycle back through 3 names
>>144695373
I saw a 420BismuthSasuske one day.
>;)
What did she mean by this?
Guys serious question here.
Is Lucio black or just a dark BR? I'm trying to figure out if I should continue to main him.
>Mei calls Junkrat a bully
>The bitch who puts people into a slow agonizing state of paralysis and then walks up and plinks them in the head with a spike of ice
>Calling other people bullies
>>144704761
aim better. be RMB when checking corners. don't pocket people, you are the only healer in the game that doesn't have to be near the person you are healing. you just gotta look at the guy every 3 seconds.
use transcendence to cockblock enemy ults.don't use it to push unless its for a checkpoint or the win because as soon as the enemy team sees you stop glowing, thats the signal for them to blow their ult wads all over you.
>>144705532
would bath
>>144705483
I'll pick dva and carry your sorry ass through to the end.
>>144695373
Saw a Deathsoul13 on PSN tonight. Fucking murdered the crap out of him every game, too. And it wasn't intentional. He was just the only person shittier than me.
>>144696290
Patiently wait for my turn.
It's the least I can do for Blueberry.
zenyatta needs a nerf more than d.va
without zenyatta then the entire meta revolves around 2 healers.
at least with d.va being weak we still have 4 other tanks to work with.
d.va being underpowered doesn't ruin the meta
zenyatta does
>>144705014
whatever skin you buy will be gotten as a duplicate in the very next loot crate you get.
>25 kill streak on Junkrat
>Someone on the other team says in all chat "SOMEONE KILL THAT FUCKING RAT"
>3 people switch to Widowmaker
>There's now no one pushing the payload so we win pretty easily
I fucking love this character.
>>144705859
What the fuck? Why in the world would you nerf poor Zenyatta? Leave him alone
Any tips for getting better with Junkrat?
>>144705859
Zenyatta needs a buff so I can laugh at people like you even more
>>144695247
>Unimpressive McCancer PotG as thread starter
What has become of this place
>>144705859
>Nerf
I think you mean buff
He should be able to put multiple orbs
2 or 3
And maybe 25-50 extra Hp
>>144703941
that was shit
>>144705532
>Gay so usually lewds in thread dont do shit for me
>Join a match
>Leave because everyone is absolute shit and I don't want to waste 15 minutes of my life getting shit on
>For some reason I'm a bad person for doing this
Why the fuck did Blizzard decide to make it like a MOBA for leaving? Not even CoD does this shit
>>144705918
Junkrat's definitely my best character. Just not the one I wanted to be.
>in the top 1% of CS:GO players
>expect ez domination with widow every game
>need to work harder than expected
>mfw
Damn, movement in this game is jittery and twitchy as fuck, getting headshots consistently on anyone with mobility is getting difficult as I'm climbing in levels
that being said, most other widowmakers are really bad, maybe 1 in 10 can actually aim and doesn't just go into a bodyshot frenzy whenever they see me
>>144705918
>getting someone to yell about you in chat
there is legit no greater feeling
HEY GUYS SHOULD I JOIN THE DISCORD VOICE CHAT
I'M ALREADY IN THE MAIN TEXT BIT
>POTG genji
>Carbon Fiber
>fighting 3 Reinhardts
>2 of them have the camo skin
>ults and shits on all 3 of them, dashing slashing etc etc other weeb movements
STANDING HERE
>>144705984
>>144706000
>>144705941
>>144705859
i meant buff oops im retarded
>>144705013
But Soldier requires aiming outside of his ult. McCree doesn't require it at all.
>>144704601
deflect is for survivability, not killing people
right click them instead of deflecting, only use it if you think you can bait out an attack or if you feel like you're gonna die
>have exactly 5 friends who play overwatch
>none of them want to play at all due to mccree and widowmaker
where the fuck are the nerfs, even people who main them think they need nerfs
>>144696290
Sonar arrow to keep track of her then either I kill her or she kills me then receives Harambe dong.
>>144706069
Who is best Overwatch husbando?
>>144704601
Run. You're playing Genji so you're probably flanking behind enemy lines. You don't want the rest of the enemy team to find you with all your defensive skills down and at 100 health.
Always remember that your dps is at 0 when you're dead. Look for a health pack and wait until your skills are off cooldown, then go hunt down their supports again.
>attacking hollywood
>my entire less-than-level-20 team aren't even aware that we need to push the car after taking the first point (barely during overtime)
I guess that's just what I deserve for winning the game before that?
>>144696056
to become one with the iris.
>It's HIGH NOON blasts in my ears
>Turn around in the general direction of the sound coming behind me
>Hook the glowing faggot
>Kill him easily
>This happens 3 more times and he loses his shit
>fujoshi shipping mccree and hanzo everywhere
fucking why
im pretty sure they dont even have a voice line for meeting eachother
why cant i just get straight fanart
Decide to play Mercy once, now I can't stop.
Help
>>144706114
Roadhog
>its a team tries to pick them off from 40ft away on attack episode
>>144705532
jesus christ this art is bad
>reduced belly size
>added hair
>fucking stupid looking eyes
>awkward as fuck proportions
its not roadhog
its a very unattractive basement dweller cosplaying roadhog
>>144706171
Because bad characters deserve to be lusted over by bad people
>>144706023
csgo is one of the slowest fucking shooters on the market, the aim there is worthless for a game like this, 90% of the time you are shooting at a target standing still or barely moving
Loli Pharah
>>144706171
Because EVERY character in nerdy media is gay. And no one is capable of being platonically linked.
>>144706092
>I don't want to play a game because of two characters
The more I play, the less I think Widowmaker is overpowered. Yeah, you get a good sniper behind her and she can wreck shit up, but at the same time there's so much line of sight blocking in this game if you play smart you're fine.
McRee's flash is stupid, but at the same time he's complete trash without it.
You're friends are stupid for missing out because they can't handle two characters.
>>144706251
doujin when
>>144706114
Soldier 76.
>>144706251
i want to protect that pharah
>>144706023csgo is literally a rail shooter
>>144706281
It's his fth that is stupid. not his flash
>>144706153
>when justice only drizzles
Do you use voice chat? Why/why not?
Who is the most JUST character in Overwatch?
>tfw 30 goldies from Thunderbird Pharah
>tfw 3 legendaries on 2 of my least played heroes
>Get into leavers queue
>Say "No fighting let's have a party"
>This happens
Just goes to show that leavers queue is the dumbest shit ever
>>144706172
Play Lucio when you're feeling too slutty. He's a top tier healer as well and fun as fuck to play.
>>144696056
>>144705761
she a savage
>>144706281
the problem with widowmaker is that when she's applicable the entire game revolves around her and your ability to stop her from slaughtering your entire team
mccree's stun isn't the problem at all, it's how he counters a large number of the roster and has no counters other than himself. fan the hammer has no cooldown for no apparent reason, imagine if lucio could use his right click as much as he wants with a simple reload
>>144706360
>Overwatch isn't a rail shooter
You've never played Bastion on offense before.
>>144706092
>>144706153
>0 time played as McCree
Slutty Christmas Cake
Post your favorite reaper quote
Anyone got this pic with decent quality?
>>144706171
McCree/Reaper is so much better character wise but Hanzo is more traditionally handsome so people prefer that
>>144705197
Her " situational " wall up ability can actually hinder teams and can backfire.
>>144706519
wtf
>>144705532
I'm surprised streetpig can run so fast. He weighs 550 lbs. and is almost 50 years old. The radiation must've been good for his health.
>>144706562
Someone should do Soldier 76, he would fit the hair perfectly
>>144706648
Crawling in my skin
Anyone else having very short framedrops when in a map after closing and reopening the game a couple of hours later?
>>144706647
>tfw can't find the sfm of Devil Mercy slurping cum and getting a facial, pic related
I kinda wanna fuck Junkrat.
POST YOUR LEGOS (Doesn't have to be an image, you can just list them if you wish)
>>144706609true
>>144706618
>Zero time played as McCree and Mercy
Seriously, who thought a team-wide resurrect was wise to pair with a body-count? Kinda a given why shes a 100% pick rate on both sides in higher level games.
>>144706510
What are you asking? The character that is "just", or that character that makes you want to "just"?
>payload map on offense
>get to second checkpoint
>reinhardt switches to hanzo
???????????????
what goes through these peoples heads
>>144706757
>>144706787
both i guess.
>>144706153
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>에이피엠좀 올려볼까?
>*plinkplinkplinkplinkplink*
15 reports tonight, I hope /owg/ is doing their part to make a better community
>>144706281
>widowmaker
widow doesnt [often] ruin the game for me
but when i actually think about her from a technical standpoint, it seems retarded how OP she is
she shoots extremely fast, which allows her to cover her mistakes very easily by simply popping off another round or two, giving her target at MOST one second of response time if they survive a hit (assuming they're not a tank) which just plain is not enough time to find cover or defend yourself.
she has insanely large clip sizes, which means she doesn't have to unscope or reload until she fires TEN shots
her ult charges after about 3-5 shots, kill or not.
her assault rifle is extremely reliable at close range. too reliable. if someone steps on your trap or destroys it, you unscope, turn around, and get ready to defend. if it's not a tank, you're probably good to go.
Her escape is insanely good, too. so even if she can't kill her attacker, she can just jump away somewhere they cant reach.
She has too much going for her. She's too much of a catch-all.
>McCree
flashbang+fan is honestly just not fun to me
any retard can do it, it takes no skill, it doesn't ever feel like i got outplayed, and it's just cheap. Even the worst players in the world can get a kill every 6 seconds with McCree, and that just shouldn't be a thing.
His flash needs to function more like Tracer's bomb or have a smaller AoE or just plain blind the target. It's never a fair fight.
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY TEAM I'M BEING MATCHED WITH TONIGHT COMPRISED OF COMPLETE FUCKING RETARDS
>>144706757
d.va junker
thats it
Would team deathmatch even be viable? The heroes' abilties are focused on having the team grouped up and working together, not spread out and hunting each other down. I don't see how it'd work.
>huge fan of Dark Souls
>fanbase is cancer
>fan of LoL in season 2-3
>fanbase is pure cancer incarnate
>fan of WoW
>fanbase was good then turned to cancer
>now a fan of overwatch
>now all posting I see on vg or not is lol nerfs lol buffs lol broken xD
>literal moba tier balance complaints
Not again
Please
>>144706970
>theres no teamwork in tdm
>>144706948
>enemy team walks out of the gate
>4 people on my team immediately die
would you believe me if I said we won?
>tfw mei is cancer but also the funnest hero
>>144698974
It looks slightly off but still muh fucking dick
>>144706647
I want to turn the Swiss Miss into a Swiss Army Wife
guys
kimbo slice is dead
>pick widowmaker
>kill the enemy widowmaker a couple of times
>she switches to winston and follows me around the entire game
>>144706674
no, mccree/mercy or alone because he's autistic
>>144707021
t. widow main
>>144706153
>he tries to sneak one in during a teamfight
>still gets hooked
the best
>>144706865
Just: Soldier 76. He's had a hard life.
Makes you want to just: Mei or Bastion. Both of them are a bitch to deal with and make you start to hate this game for people who don't know how to deal with them.
>>144707075
was he a nice person?
mccree, hanzo and widowmaker are the most broken but yet played by the most useless players
>>144706970
It'd just be a bunch of ninjas, mcrees and soldier 76's all over the place, with the occasional person who's good at tracer or sniper.
>>144706864
>tfw your hammer will never be the hammer that pierces the heavens
>>144706757
Jester Junkrat (bought)
Siberian Front Zarya
Vishkar Symmetra
>>144706757
Why do you keep asking people to do this. Theres at least three people including myself who have one or more legendaries for every character
>>144706970
Nah, team death match could work. It wouldn't be as competitive, probably, because a lot of the mechanics in this game are designed around board wipes and instant kills. You could be winning but then get hit by one bad High Noon or Death Blossom and it's over.
>>144707157
not at all
Which Overwatch girl has the best pussy game?
>>144707157
Joe Rogan said he was
>>144706805
Probably got tired of his shit team letting him do all thr work. I know that's why i switch. If you're chasing a tracer into our spawn while i push this shit myself I'm switching to widow.
>>144707076
>pick widowmaker
>kill the enemy widowmaker a couple of times
>another member of the enemy team picks widowmaker
>kill them both a few times each
>they both switch to flankers and come after you for the rest of the game
>>144706741
https://gfycat com/CreativeTornArcticduck
>>144707107
Mccree/reaper makes sense though if you read the lore and lines they have for each other. Also, I hate the fact that Mercy auto get paired with everyone even if McCree/Mercy and McCree/ Reaper is something to talk about.
reminder that hanzo's projectiles are the size of watermellons and that you should play an honest hero like McCree
sometimes i wonder if 50% of people are gay but they're too afraid to come out.
>>144707213
This is the first time I've done it, m8. I remembered the one in the last thread but never got a chance to reply so I decided to post a new one this thread.
>>144707256
I imagine that Tracer is probably a beast in bed.
>play genji
>lose
>play someone else
>win
I'm seeing a pattern
>Haven't tried McCree AT ALL cause I'm waiting on his nerf before I get used to him
Anyone else?
>get penta kill as Reinhardt
>Bastion still gets potg
wew
>>144706674
All of the ships in this game are terrible.
Nothing is interesting. The characters are cardboard cutouts.
>>144707312
>I hate the fact that Mercy auto get paired with everyone
She is blonde, everyone loves blondes.
>>144707435
I dont play Genji/McCree/Reaper out of disdain for the other people that play them
>>144707256
definitely widowmaker
what the fuck is this
this is a legendary?
why?
>Hanzo has more splash damage than Pharah
>>144707420
me too
Overwatch is only fun when drunk
>>144704846
I love this meme cause it works on people who actually play the game so it definitely worked on the SJW crowed. It's Blizzard proving that they all are nothing but a fucking echo chamber that doesn't actually think about the issue, they made her look like that and then made her one of the most racist characters yet no uproar has happened.
>first hero selected in a new map is Hanzo
Nothing makes me angrier, not even being flashbang/fan by McCree 10 times in one round.
Why is Widowmaker blue?
>>144707401
Tracer rides the dick good but farts in bed afterward and snort-laughs about it.
>Implying I don't wanna get Dutch Oven'd by her anyway
>>144707312
but no because i'm a girl and im trying to self insert you baka so i don't need homo fanart
>>144707629
her physiology is altered to be a better sniper
ie slower heartbeat, less oxygen supplied to body, blue
SANDNIGGER GENJI A BEST
OTHER GENJI SKINS A SHIT!
>>144707557
Ok, are you guys fucking with me or do you really think noon is 12pm? Why would anyone have a shootout in the dead of night?
>>144707401
I just get the feeling Tracer smells awful.
>>144707549
I thought I was the only one bad with Reaper.
>>144706714
>>144707138
1 million hours in paint.
>>144707629
Why aren't you blue?
>>144707296Thanks. No facial?
>>144707379
sometimes i wonder if all LGBT people feel so out of place and under represented that they feel the need to project their gay desires on to every fucking thing, and see the world through "gay glasses", to the point where they actually believe that everything is closest gay somehow and that all straight normal people are wrong
>>144707629
same reason my dick is
i choke it every night
>>144707630
Worth it
>get 5 gold medals
>card only mentions healing done
What's the best hero to pick when you have a tummy ache
A big one
>get 23 kills as Roadhog
>end of the game card is "60% hook accuracy"
c'mon
does setting my profile to "away" still show that I'm in game?
>>144707256
Mei. Thick girls tend to be freaking awesome at sex.
are there any streamers who are decent at the game and not just twitch celebrities
>>144707732
my stats with him seem okay either im unlucky or using his ult wrong
>>144707849
hanzo/mccskill/mei/roadhog/lucio
the game practically plays itself if you pick those
>>144707532
different hair and wings on the mech
bva looks awesome
>>144707076
>>144707268
>play la smugberry
>shoot 3 guys a couple of times and kill them repeatedly
>they are now focused on me
>my team wins because they were so focused on me
>salt ensues after
>>144707629
shes half smurf
>>144707903
>Obese*
Ftfy
>>144707849
Mei, make everyone else feel equally upset.
>cryofreeze to block the payload
mass nerf update when
>>144706519
>leavers queue
how do i know when im in it
>>144707903
until they hit 25 and explode int full blown landwhales.
>>144707745
Thank you based senpai!
>>144705483
Me and guy on xbone both picked D.va since or team just seemed to pick whoever on Gibraltar attack. Somehow we won
>matchmaking
STEAMROLL OR BE STEAMROLLED ALL DAY EVERY DAY
if this shit is matching based on win rates that is probably the most fucking retarded thing you can do in a TEAM BASED game where personal skill is almost irrelevant beyond knowing how to Q at the right time
every fucking game I either have to bust my ass trying to carry losers or we completely annihilate the other team
there is no middle ground
>>144708125
>personal skill is almost irrelevant
lol
>>144707256
Pussy game? I dunno. Maybe Symmetra because I can't think of anything else she's got going for her.
Who would make the best mother?
>>144707753
It was just a still and now seems to be missing from noname55's stuff.
>attack is so favored that comp has to put in special rules to make up for the fact that offense is practically guaranteed the win
>the rule is literally "whoever wins faster takes it"
>>144707756
Post this shit on tumblr for lulz, then comeback in a few days with results.
>>144707557
Who is best character to play while drunk?
>>144708237
you could be the best player and still lose with 5 retards on your team
today i will remind them
>>144708253
What?
>>144695868
>>144708293
Junkrat
>>144707715
Is this a meme? 12:00 AM is midnight.
When Tobleronenberging it up and they counter you with a Pharah, is it best to start building turrets on niche spots not overlooking the objective, or to just simply repick?
>>144708238
Mercy
>>144708320
Anon is confused by competition rules that have existed for years
>>144708253
really?
why is that?
Where the FUCK is soldier 76s Big Boss skin?
>>144708301
woah that's some nostalgia i didn't expect here.
>>144708320
stopwatch rules.
nothing to do with attack being easier, though. just deciding who's the winner if both wins the attack. otherwise it goes to whoever gains the most progress.
Have you practiced getting headshots yet today, Anon? What are you waiting for? Don't you want to pubstomp?
>land 90% of my max range hooks with Roadhog
>land 10% of my shots with Widow
>>144708609
les is boring
>Someone starts mouthing off against me
>Blocks me before I can respond
Fucker
>>144708610
hooks have insanely generous hitbox, and it counts the target's hitbox between server ticks.
>>144708609because i like boys
>he doesnt mastarbait to tracer
Guess ur some kinda mercyfaggot lol?
>buy a 1000 credit skin
>excited for it
>see another skin
>regret it instantly
What's her name?
>>144708721
>other team does really good
>they talk shit
it's always the ones that were the worst on their team, too
I played for like three hours tonight.
I didn't win a SINGLE match.
I'm gonna take a break. It's not my night.
>>144708609
wew lad
>>144708609
my son's wife wouldn't like it.
>>144708609
because I don't need one. I'm happy being single
Do you ever just kinda forget the W key exists?
mechaqueen or thunderbird?i'm tempted to buy some crates, stop me
>>144708609
because im not a cute girlyet
>>144708125
I don't get why release week was better. It used to be overtimes galore every game. Now it's a stomp or retard team every game.
What, in your opinion, is the best Widowmaker emote? Curtain Call, or Widow's Kiss?
>>144708858
>my son's wife
i don't understand this twist on a classic meme.
>>144708751
>hooks have insanely generous hitbox, and it counts the target's hitbox between server ticks.
it only feels like this is the case when I'm the one getting hooked
>>144708858
>my son's wife
took me a little while for that one to process
>>144708378
>am
>literally morning
the fucks wrong with you?
>>144708904
Do it, you know you want some of this action. Also Thunderbird.
>>144708609
>that disgustingly unspontaneous and inorganic snogging
Neck yourself, senpai.
>>144708609
How much of an attention whore do you have to be to actually film you and your partner making out
I'm guessing they put this on instagram or something
>>144708793
>not hoarding overbux for the first round of new skins
wew lad. by the time the first patch hits, you'll probably a fair amount of the ones you want just from loot crates.
>>144708891
Eh at higher levels it makes more sense for the soldier to keep his distance. A good winston will just dance at the edge of the shield if he tries to go inside. Seriously being inside of a good winstons shield as dps is suicide unless he fucks up and sits at the very center of it.
>>144708293
rein is pretty fun for charging in like a moron and walloping people with the hammer
>>144708786
dude
that's gay
>>144707532
Spiffier mech, but short hair is gay as fuck. 4/10 would not want in my box.
>>144708904
Mechaqueen. I used to be a Thunderbird fan, but after seeing it in game, it didn't look as cool as I thought it did when I looked at it in the menu. Mechaqueen is top-tier, though.
>>144709024
>>144707715
Anon
Anon you may be mentally challenged
>>144708904
gundam pharahs are vastly superior, mechaqueen all the way,it's been like a week since the game came out, either over time you'll get enough level up crates to just get all the skins you want for free, or you'll get bored of the game and that money would be wasted, not to mention there might be newer better skins down the line. at least hold out until they fix balance and server issues to give them more shekels
>tfw learning a character you havent played before and people are calling you shit
Roadhog hooks are not intuitive okay?
>>144709084
> tfw I've already spent 2k coins on skins
>this didn't get potg
but I was epic
>>144709126
It's only gay if it's two boys, anon.
>>144709192
>look at character
>press shift
????
>>144706171
Because two hot making fucking each iother is twice as hot
>>144709192
in one match they'll feel like they magnetize to everything and you do great
in another match they'll bounce off their faces every time and you'll look like a complete retard
>>144709278
>genji
not even going to watch probably some brainless Q holding down left click
>>144709192
>point hook at man
i mean come on now at least complain about his right click or something kind of respectable
>>144709024
Everything after 11:59:59 is the morning.
>>144709060
For some reason I'll always remember that I learned the word "snogging" from Ron in Harry Potter like 10 years ago in one of the books
>it's a full monkey team
>enemy can't win
FUCKING GRODD!
>>144708904
>>144709084
>first round of skins come out
>people continue hoarding for the second round
you can't let it get backed up anon, it's not healthy
you need to release
>>144709298
w-what if one of them wears a skirt?
I'm not the only NEET here who hasn't played the game that much because of balance issues, shitty match-making, and barely any friends to play/not wanting to solo-queue with right? I like the game an all but there needs to be a patch before I can actually enjoy it.
Reminder that WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW
>>144709192
>only bothering to learn a character when you've already committed enough time to be playing with competent people
No anon YOU'RE The problem. I can't stand players like you or in any game reliant on team play
Play with fucking bots if you want to learn a hero
You should have played more characters early on or in the open beta
>>144704683
mpa design is way better, hero design is way better, team play is way better
also
>dat mercy
>>144709410
It'd still be gay, senpai.
>>144708609
-Work 6 days a week, no time nor patience to improve on self image.
-Games are my only hobby, but there's no social sphere for it, only shit like tourneyfags, nintenyearolds playing smash, xbox Chads hosting Halo LANs and cosplayer weeb shit.
-Not in school, nor does my job provide opportunity to meet girls.
Not salty about it tho.
>>144709441
not him but nigga you can't learn how to predict player movement by playing against bots.
>>144709384
>12 comes before 1
kill your math teacher
>>144709410
skirts are cute and fun to wear
>>144709402
>want this skin
>tfw I'll never get it
suffering
>>144703853
Practice range, just move around and practice accuracy, even try timing yourself
>>144709494
eh, lesboral just isn't fun to watch unless it's full on face in hooch smothering
>>144708925
Widow's Kiss
>>144709494
>"I hate bullies like you"
>"You're just a no good bully"
>"How can you look at yourself in the mirror"
Why is Mei such a cunt to Junkrat
>Guy switches class every fucking time he dies
>>144707629
She's blue dabu dee so you die.
>>144708923
their shit system is showing its true form now that it has stats to work with
if the shit is true about MM being based on win rates, this game is going to be ass down the road unless you have 5 good people to play with all the time
>use deadeye
>enemy mccree turns the corner also using deadeye
>i kill him
>no achievement for this
really blizzard
>>144705269
same with Mcree but he still gets shit on too
>>144707842
I swear the card shit is fucking retarded, it's like participation points for being the least effective sans healers. And even then some times a healer is better off healing a skilled player than a lousy team.
>>144709560
I have 900 after like 55 hours, and I have shit luck so that's a low estimate, and I already dropped 250 on a highlight intro, you'll get it you stupid frogposter
>>144709494
>>144707715
>>144708378
>still uses ampm instead of glorious 24hr
>>144696056
Can you imagine how embarrassed Genji is? Winston calls everyone back and he shows up with a buddy. He tells them his robot mentor wants to help too, and they're in need of members so they quickly accept him without any tests. They just take Genji's word, who just trusted his mentor when he said he could handle the battlefield. Genji really respects him, so he assumes he knows what's up. But Zenyatta has never really been in a fight. He just thinks it looks easy.
So they show up to Illios to save some artifacts and Zenyatta gets dropped by one bullet to the foot. They left Mercy behind for this mission because he said he could handle it. They trusted him. It was 5 v 6 because of him. And everyone's just looking at Genji like what the hell and he's apologising and saying maybe he's just nervous...
And now he's gotta convince them to let his actually ok brother join, his brother who nobody likes because he's a jerk and they think he's stupid for forgiving him. His brother who is 'fine or whatever' but not nearly as good as Widowmaker, their enemy.
poor guy just 2nice can't judge skill
>>144709670
I would, fucking hard.
>>144709673
>thinking you deserve shit for playing gay cowboy
Renaming my b.tag
Give me a name for my Reaper main
>>144709494
>>144709494
wew lad
>waifufags refuse to switch off of D.va even though they're contributing precisely nothing to the team
wew lads
this game went to shit fast
PATCH WHEN
>>144709608
Mei's all about saving and preserving and is nice girl. Junkrat's a criminal who blows shit up and destruction is his bread and butter. Makes sense she wouldn't be his biggest fan.
>>144709192
>decide to try out Zarya
>get 3 gold medals, 5 commends
>mfw
>>144709608
Because Junkrat is the most fun character to play as, while Mei is built around ruining other people's fun. It only make's sense that they would write that into her character as well.
>>144709343
actually i binded my ultimate to V
>>144705483
our entire team picked d.va once, we destroyed the enemy and won in record time.
we tried again with Hanzo and Winston and got rekt
the d.va sucks meme is trash
>>144709560
>unboxed ittwice
>never play Pharah
>tfw you get potg off of your Zarya's excellent ult
>>144709767
deathsangle
>Play Mercy
>Literally no one ever watches my back, ever
Fuck this horseshit, I'm sticking to Pharah.
>>144708609
I chose not to.There's still some mental baggage I need to work out concerning an ex.
>>144709767
EmoBandito
>>144709441
I have a diverse character-pool, but there's just too many of them to learn them all that fast. I can play the majority of the characters in every class, there's just a few I havent tried yet.
>>144707842
>>144709720
>mcree with 100% fan the hammers and less elims will get a card than a 0% fan the hammers with more elims mcree
potg and endgame card codes were made by literal retards
>Your mother must be very proud of you
>You must not have known my mother very well then..
Did Pharah's Mom disown her for being les?
>>144709826
>our entire team picked d.va once, we destroyed the enemy and won in record time.
i've seen this happen
it's fucking disgusting
>>144706747
I sometimes wanna do that too, but then i remember how fucking horrible it is to fuck people who never shut the fuck up and just fap to 76 instead
>*unsheathes katana*
is the auto-aimy press q to win low skill ceiling just /v/ shitposting?
I'm really thinking of buying this game. Please talk me out of it.
>>144709760
Zenyatta is the Mr.Satan of Overwatch
>>144709858
Double wew
>>144704218
>EMIYA
SmugRedman.jpg
>>144709767
GodLeftMetoDie
>>144709884
Play Lucio if you want to just heal and not worry about enemies behind you
Or go Hindubot and be a glass canon and do some damage back.
>>144709767
HappyRainbow
>>144709936
>believing /v/
cmon man
>>144709773
I think the reason why people are refusing to switch off of DVa (as well as playing her in general) is because everybody caught wind that shes getting a buff and they expect her to be the new op character. So they want to learn her so they can clean house when she becomes impossible to kill because she has 1500 armor and her apm acts as a 360 degree bubble around her that reflects damage at the people attacking her while also resetting her left shift if it absorbs more than 100 damage.
>>144709926
>not enjoying talkative sex
>>144709441
How about it's fucking quick play and unranked so you can play what you want
Once people start going "lol first time Mei" in competitive modes, then you can get pissed off
>>144709767
ChaosCandidate
>>144709778
Sure, but he never actually says a mean word to her. One of his responses to her cuntiness is to explain that he thinks of himself as a misunderstood freedom fighter
>be genji
>catch a 76 alone
>jumping around raping him with shurikens and swift strikes and reflects he heals up and i keep raping him bearly take any damage
>he uses his ultimate
genji is easy
>>144709974
Too long, but I liked it
>>144709441
>play with bots if you want to learn a hero
Spotted the asshole encouraging players to completely suck at this game. Bots teach bad habits. They're not good enough yet to be effective tools for training.
Once competitive mode is opened, you won't have to worry about players learning new heroes.
>>144704429
I bet you put your wall to block your team at the start of the match
>>144709776
>>144709994
>>144709994
Patch notes?
>>144707632
>implying all homo art is not created by girls for girls
Get the fuck out here phoney
>>144709994
thanks senpai
>>144709912
There's one with Mercy as well.
Mercy: Your mother always wanted you to follow in her footsteps.
Pharah: Really? She never mentioned it to me.
What do you think of mei players
>>144710130
Oh yeah no, I totally agree with you. He doesn't come across as rude so her being mean is uncalled for.
>>144710138
genji is one of those characters you look at and think you'd suck playing as, but ends up being fucking amazing
NEED 2 MORE FOR XBONE OVERWATCH ASAP WITH MICS
You may only post in this thread if your win percentage is >50% for each of your 5 most played heroes.
>>144710138
>298 final blows
>270 deaths
>>144710138
those are terrible stats
why do people keep posting shit like this?
>>144709767
Sighsighsigh
>>144710179
>nerfs:
>you're waifu, she's bad now, stop playing her
>buffs:
>that character you hate
official notes
Mouse acceleration when?
>>144710253
win percentage is worthless though
>after a long day of heroing these sluts send you this image and tell you to come over
Would you?
>>144710369
how much damage is that
Zarya is less of a tank than even Roadhog, she is a straight brawler/attacker.
You don't really protect the team, and shields are reactive instead of preemptive.
She shouldn't fill the tank requirement just like Symmetra shouldn't fill the support role, not that it really matters anyway.
>>144709912
If you kill someone with a direct hit Soldier goes "Whoa, must have gotten your aim from your mother."
>>144710306
talk shit post stats
>playing pharah
>torb hard counters me
>widow hard counters me
>"oh, great, they've got neither"
>prove myself the most competent on my team by murdering the shit out of them several times over
>their genji begins targeting me exclusively
>seeing as I can aim, he reflects all of my rockets back at me if I try to kill him
>double jump dash kills me after pelting me with shurikens
>reflects my ult if I use it
>cannot do anything because he's on my ass 24/7
>if I ignore him I die, if I try to target him I kill myself, if I try to ult their team, he reflects it
Why the fuck does he deflect rockets? He should cut them in half without injury, Revengeance style, if anything.
>Someone says "Such skill" or related in all chat after watching Play of the Game
>Remind them who won the game
>Quiet
Roasting niggers is a good feel
>Get first legendary skin at level 18
>A skin for a hero I never play
Why live
>>144710423
Turn them down to go buy Mahvel
>>144710423
anyone who replies no is a tryhard faggot
A true Hero
>>144710452
Roadhog is the perfect tank though.
>>144710393
The game isn't team death match.
Those lucio fags dancing on the payload alone for a minute are doing more than someone getting a double kill off in the distance.
>>144710423
DEATH CUMS
>>144710481
>Remind them who won the game
maybe he had shitters on his team
>>144708461
The same place as widow's sniper wolf, mccree's revolver ocelot, roadhog's vulcan raven, lucio's fatman and zenyatta's psycho mantis - the never ever city because konami are turbo jews
>Ogon po gotovnosti
>Ryuu ga waga teki o kurau
>>144710493
>he doesn't play 76
What do you play then?
>>144710564
He could have shielded.
>>144710493
I'll trade you that skin of your main that you want for it. Oh wait.
>>144710423
SPEEEEEEEEEED BOOST
>>144710478
>torb hard counters me
>torb
>tor
>t
It's the other way around mate. Nobody can take out Torb turrets easy like Pharah can. Just don't fly into the air like a doof without knowing where it is first.
>>144710423
>asian mercy
H A R A M
A
R
A
M
>>144709936
There's webs out there showcasing how profound the aim assist can get. But aiming isn't what this game's about. It's about the presence of your character and how you use your skills.
>>144710578
Not really, Reinhardt is a better "tank", but Roadhog is more of a disrupter tank When I play Roadhog I tend to just hang at the side of my team and flank the enemy to hook priority targets like Mercy / Tracer / Widowmaker.
>Picking McCree on defense and shutting down objective cheesing Genjis and Tracers
WOAH THERE
Which one of you faggots.
>>144710423
only the dva
the others would break my immersion
30 coins til mechaqueen
I just wanna Gundam shit up
>>144708609
Because i have a husbando.
>>144710579
>The game isn't team death match.
exactly, and this isn't a game where you always have a good team
so win/lose right now is completely pointless
if it was TDM, you could win by simply being "good" at point n click
you can't carry 5 retards in this game like you can in others
>>144710648
I can't even imagine how hard they were getting shit on for that to happen.
who mccree main here?
>>144710618
>let's break it down
>>144709936
>>144710705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UU8jqxAiHQ
>get supreme in csgo
>am awful as 76
>cant figure out why
>start aiming at head level
>ripping the enemy team a new asshole
well that was easy
>>144710743
Get to it
level 42 and still havent gotten the 20 kill streak achievement
always get to 19 then the game ends or i die
kill me
>Make a custom game
>game gives you 3 Soldiers across both teams
>the other two are named "Soldier 77" and "Soldier 78"
>>144710640
Symmetra, mainly
>>144710729
>Not a single team McCree doesn't fit into
>Just shit up niggers
>>144710729
>reddit filename
you need to go back
>>144709670
Legs too short, head too big
>>144710452
Not to mention she needs to duck in/out of cover a.k.a. downtime to recharge her shield health and her damage potential is actually insane.
>get gold medals in damage eliminations and objective eliminations
>get potg too
>this nigger on my team keeps saying how bad I am
2 weeks after release and the community is already league tier. neat time to uninstall
>>144710729
>>144710792
>Picking McCree
fuck off
>>144710481
Read previous comment (76 too)
>>144710651
Just like the actual Iron Giant.
>>144710648
>Hanamura
>7:08 Defend Objective B
>>144710869
>He knows reddit filenames
>>144710894
>He can't mute people
You're from league of legends alright
>>144710828
play torbjorn and just hide while your turret tags everyone for ez kills
>>144710661
Torb turrets mulch Pharah like nothing. It depends on their placement, the map, and the enemy team comp, though.
If you can't pop around a corner and shoot rockets at it, you can't counter it, and that situation is less and less likely every day as players learn the game.
>hot D.VA on D.VA action at Hanamura
>>144710132
Don't 1v1 Soldier. Don't 1v1 anyone. Genji is for harassing and ambush kills. Soldier has too much health. You'd need a perfect setup and even then it'd be a waste of time.
>>144710869
>caring
Most people just pull shit from google images as-is.
Knowing the format is more suspect frankly.
>8 inches minimum
How many of you actually communicate/play games with each other? So far with people who've added me we haven't really said anything
I'll check out the discord though
>>144710894
>tfw every 1/50 games there a flamer at my level
>>144710964
>hiding with Torb and not using his ridiculous gun
>>144710962
>muting niggers
>in team based game
>>144710184
>having this much faith in humanity
>Now Attacking!
>Roadhog, Genji, Hanzo, Reaper, Zenyatta
I just... I just want to play Offensive Torb...
What the fuck is with people and these All Over The Place With No Complimenting Picks comps?
>shitty at everything except sniper
>pick something that sounds fun
>do shitty
>everyone blames me for losing
>next game just pick Widow because I feel bad
>kill everyone
>everyone gets salty because Widow is broken
This game makes everyone sad
>>144706675
>Catch tracer in my junktrap
>turn to shoot her
>as my grenade flys through the air friendly Mei puts up a wall blocking me
This is the skill level of every Mei player.
I've had them block my rocket barrage, wall up enemies I just hit with hammer down, wall a Winston 1ms before I got to him mid charge, wall a point, blocking us from contesting overtime.
The list goes on. There's a reason pros don't use Mei.
Characters who will be stronger after McCree nerfs:
Mei
Winston
Genji
Tracer
Reaper
Congratulations dickheads, you did it. Enjoy your game packed with flankers and harassers.
>>144704847
I know that feel partner :(
>>144710764
You sound bad.
>>144711069
>He doesnt mute shitters
It aint ranked yet, spare your ears the abuse man.
>>144711125
>Offensive Torb
>>144710661
Widowmaker takes out turrets and Bastions better than Pharah. You'll likely be killed as Pharah taking out a turret on any competant team, Widowmaker doesn't need to put herself at such a fucking risk for something that will likely be rebuilt in 3 seconds.
>>144711138
Shut up and post Mei
>>144698068
It hurts to watch this
>>144709767
DeepDarkFantasy
>>144710564
Why didn't you put your shield up? It blocks it.
>>144711125
I want to play offensive Symmetra so bad because I'm learning how to deathmatch her and her deeps is fucking disgusting if used properly
But everyone just flips out and starts crying as soon as I pick her
>>144710453
Funnily enough he says that as well if she kills herself with her rockets. Wtf sort of woman her mother was?
>Overwatch is installing an update
this better be good
>>144711069
>He keeps saying how bad I am
>He thinks he will say anything of use ever
>>144710828
thats who i keep getting 19 with on defense then the map ends
>>144711164
>he doesn't get gold medals and still lose matches
you can't carry 5 idiots anon
maybe you just don't get shitters like I do
Today is the first day I didn't have fun with the game
>Join games with shitters that don't put together a team and don't give a shit about the objective
>Lose a high clip
>Join 3 games that were basically over
Hope my luck changes tomorrow /owg/
>>144710764
I actually do it a lot as lucio contesting the payload for up to a minute at a time solo.
Wonder if they will adjust switching auras and wall riding into jumps and turns making you almost unkillable without something like a Mei or Sym.
Then again if the other team refuses to counter pick after the first time it happens they are not all that great either.
>>144711138
>Needing Mccree to counter other offensive heros
I hate this mentality. If you want to kill a scout go scout.
>>144711138
oh no, you're going to have to actually aim now
>>144710705
>But aiming isn't what this game is about
Tell that to Pharah players, she lives off being able to aim well and lead well. One of the only character sin the game that actually relies on good aim.
>>144710393
>winning is worthless
>>144710982
If there isn't a place somewhere on the ground to shoot at it from, then it's not really shooting at anybody. Granted, they can base their team around it and all that, but you can still often take out the turret before it kills you if your aim is true. Extra easy if you have any degree of healing on you, or you simply get a tank to soak some damage for a second. They only do 56 dps, so you definitely have time to fire 3 rockets.
Of course, if their team is shooting at you too, etc then you might die, but team coordination is the answer to anything in this game.
>>144711138
mcrees will still be able to stun+headshot for instant kills, he'll just be less accessible to shitters
> mostly play Zen when team needs support
> starting to get decent since I play a lot of zen and Genji
Holy shit. His damage potential is insane when you can land head shots. I can't wait until they buff him even further
>>144711069
>missing out on the astounding tactical observations of mouthbreahing dorito goblins and crybaby faggots
Big loss.
>>144711138
they're probably just going to put a cooldown on fan the hammer, relax
some blizz designer guy already said they don't want to nerf the stun precisely for the reason you mentioned
fan > roll > fan will probably just become fan >roll >left click because fan is on cooldown
>Watch Reinhardt slowly waddle into bastion
>Shield breaks, dies. Big surprise
>bitches about healers
I swear to god why do the retards bitch the most in this game
>>144711313
meant to quote >>144710964
I'm going to marry Pharah and there is nothing you can do to to stop me
>>144711367
are you really having fun when the match is over in 2 minutes or less?
>>144704563
>Dota 2
>183k
>>144711362
>rockets
>aim
jej
>>144711230
Mei's E should have been a butt smash that deals insane damage to frozen enemies and knocks back unfrozen enemies
>>144711201
Any angle Widowmaker is shooting at a turret from, Pharah can handle just fine.
>>144711398
You can get head shots with Zen?
>Go eight or nine levels straight of grey grey blue grey
>Finally see a flash of gold
>Oh fuck finally fingers crossed
>Hoping for literally anything good, I'd even take a McCree skin at this point anything except Widowmaker
>>>>>>>>>>>>Fucking Comtesse Widowmaker
>>144711275
She commited suicide by shooting herself with a sniper rifle i bet. 76 is just being an ass
Why does no one ever feel the need to contest payloads at the end of the game?
Why even more do widowmakers never, ever ever when everyone else on their team is dead run infront of the payload to contest. It's fucking bullshit.
>>144711173
>He's never played Gunslinger Engineer.
WOAH THERE
you thought you would have a chance to fight well tough luck pal i just flash banged and mashed m2 better luck next time kid gg ez pz
>>144710764
So my win rates are so high because, why? Luck?
>>144710564
>doesn't have kill feed on
Would D.VA be nice to us irl?
>>144704847
>basically only use it to kill genjis and tracers
Based.
>>144711485
I wonder how Mei's ass smells?
>>144711342
I'd say McCree is crucial to countering shit like Winston. Yeah it's sure nice a TANK can just leap into any position for free and toss down a protective shield.
>Widowmaker will never beat you within an inch of your life and then sit on your face
>>144711440
Back off
>>144711505
Yeah often enough. I mostly play Genji and zen so the aiming is fairly similar
>>144710564
>Suuuuuuuuuupermaaaaaaaaaaan
>>144711471
KOREA IS HERE
>>144711554
>my win rates are so high
luck or you play with friends so the matchmaker doesn't rape your ass with bads
>>144711316
Yeah, the universe just hates you. Your win rates are shit because of bad luck, anon. Keep telling yourself that.
>>144696280
>rest of the game
Just LoS him for 3 seconds.
>>144711476
>i've never played pharah
i bet you think her rockets do any sort of meaningful splash damage.
>>144711554
>winrates
love this meme
Pick one and exactly one:
The game can match you in a game that is almost over
Winrate matters
which guy do i play to get gamer girls?
>>144711346
>you just have to aim
Over half of the characters in this game legitimately cannot kill Tracer. Playing against Genji is, to some extent, a coin flip rather than an issue of good aim. Mei and Winston are just really annoying. Reaper will become top tier on soloqueue, also, especially if his FtH doesn't certainly kill him anymore.
>>144711574
This D.Va cosplayer is really nice
>>144710579
>Played against one of these Lucios on Dorado
>Reinhardting it up for fun
>Both attack and defense I keep slapping him down with my hammer.
>DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!?
We lost attack that set but won on defense, learned a few tricks from the enemy Reinhardt especially since we brawled any time we got near each other.
>in the ready room
>Reaper: What are you looking at?
>Roadhog: What are you looking at?
>Reaper: What are you looking at?
>Roadhog: What are you looking at?
>Reaper: What are you looking at?
>Roadhog: What are you looking at?
>Reaper: What are you looking at?
>Roadhog: What are you looking at?
>>144711638
Wait can you can get headshots on heros other than Mccree and the snipers?
>>144711471
Tournament. DotA 2 almost never beats LoL in numbers when both are active and inactive
>>144711605
>Shad
>>144710252
d.va "I don't buy Widowmaker's story for a second. Oh, what, Talon brainwashed her and made her kill her husband? Bullshit, that's science fiction. You can't mind control people like that."
mercy "wanna bet?"
>>144711767
Hanzo.
>>144711710
my win rates are average because I play with randoms most of the time
Why do people wait until the pushing team has 7 minutes on the last checkpoint before they realise they maybe should pick a tank and a healer?
>>144707401
What would it feel like if she has an orgasm and rewinds?
>>144711706
lol literally git gud
>>144711434
I was under the impression FtH's damage was getting nerfed. If they do what you say Winston will be much stronger, though.
>Spend 1k on Raindancer
>Get it in my next Loot Box
Which hero needs to GTFO?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10419411
>>144711574
No.
>>144711832
>Enemy McCree salty after a win
>>144711868
When and doubt Wenston it out.
>Not playing :
>Cowboy cheese man
>Bad ass motherfucker
>Anti-Mobility Chemo
>Instagib king
>Flashbangarang
>>144710792
>0 melee kills
You disgust me.
>>144711847
What's wrong with Shad?
>>144711880
>lol git gud kid u can't carry 5 shit players yourself all the time like me?
nice b8 m8
>>144711313
>>144710828
>>144710964
and it almost happened again but i got the 20th kill with 3 seconds left thank fucking god i joined the cool club now
>>144709912
Her Mom was a sniper. Probably just disappointed her daughter turned out to be a rocket-hopping faggot
>>144696056
> tfw I can actually play zen offensively
> tfw can completely negate offensive ultimates
He's really quite strong, but dying to a body shot is pretty bad considering he literally has no mobility. It's pretty lame
>>144711764
Winrate WOULD matter if it weren't for this bullshit right here. Gotta have some number to know if you're gud before competitive hits.
>>144710808
I am absolutely fine with these hitboxes, EXVEPT for Widowmaker.
She shouldn't share the same lenient hitboxes as the other characters. Every other hero (yes, inclyding Hanzo, McCree and Soldier) you could say that it's fine because skills, ultimates and positioning is where the meat of the game lies. But Widowmaker is SUPPOSED to be "Accuracy: The Hero".
>Enemy Tracer no one cares about and goes around rampaging
>I play Tracer and everyone shuts me down immediately
Its not fair
>>144711864
As do I.
>>144711753
>can't aim pharah main
zoz
>>144711627
How can one girl be so perfect
>>144711975
>What's wrong with Shad?
>>144711934
THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER, I'm LEVEL 29 AND I DIDN'T KNOW THIS?!
>Wanna fap to an overwatch
>SSRI's killed my dick
GOD DAMNIT
>>144711230
too skinny
>>144711374
>he'll just be less accessible to shitters
McCree actually isn't accessible to shitters though, he has mediocre win rates.
>>144712071
is 58% supposed to be high or something?
>>144712090
Yes you can, how have you gotten to level 29 without noticing?
>>144711832
Yeah, what are you getting at
>>144712126
54 games over .500 is nothing to sneeze at.
>>144712104
MEI IS SKINNY
SHE IS NOT FAT
SHE JUST HAS THICC TITS AND THICC HIPS
is it bad that i get a boner every time D.va shows up when choosing my character? why is she so hot bros
>people genuinely think that Bastion improves this game in any way
>people genuinely think that just because you can counterpick to make a hero worthless in most circumstances that hero certainly killing 80% of the cast is okay
>some cancerous slut picks widow on enemy team
>forced to pick winston because no other windowlicker on my team wants to counterpick
>fucking hate playing winston
>keep unlocking epic shit for Genji
>in fact it's all I've been getting
>Carbon Fiber skin, a new emote, a highlight screen, and now a victory pose
Now I have to get good with him somehow.
>>144712159
>>144712185
I mostly play Pharah, Tracer, Junkrat and D.Va.
I didn't try to head shoot with anyone but the sharpshooters.
>origins edition ones
>dunebug dva
>yung hanzo
>ribbit lucio
>sunyatta zenyatta
>bloodhardt reinhardt
>mako roadhog
>architech pooinloo
>devil healslutworth the 50 bucks
>>144712126
win rates are more a indication of skill the more games you have totally, its an easy way to see if someone is good/bad.
60% win rate at 100 games is fucking nothing, 60% win rate on 400-600 games on the other hand is pretty impressive considering the games "shadow mmr" system
>>144712234
t. guy who doesn't main mcblueberry
>join a game
>get put up against a genji that can apparently reflect junkrat's c4
>and bombs that aren't aimed at him
>and not trigger traps
it's gonna be one of those days huh
>>144712234
>people genuinely think Mei is a useful hero in any capacity
>>144712234
>how do i counter stove
>>144712190
but it is
i'm over 50% too, and I CONSTANTLY get shit on
>>144711975
Fuck off Shad
>>144711525
I've never seen Widows or Hanzos contest a payload ever. But wouldn't tanks be better for that job though?
>>144712297
And you never wondered what the occasional red hitmarkers and different hitsound meant when you sprayed someone down as tracer?
>>144712289
Just go Tracer and zip behind her thick ass.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOESNT WIDOWMAKERS EVER FUCKING CONTEST THE CHECKPOINT IN THE LAST SECONDS OF THE GAME IN OVERTIME
EVEN WHEN THEYRE LIKE 6 FEET AWAY.
REEEEEEEEE
>next he's going to say accuracy matters and is important
How to buff D.Va:
>Make her mech shoot the same bullets as her pistol instead of crappy shotgun blasts
The End
>>144709278
>fanta skin
>>144712297
Well you should aim for the head
Why did I just spend 5 minutes losing as reinhardt as the only one on the cart the entire match, with nobody behind my shield even once?
>56% winrate over 164 games
>22 hours played
>3 of them spent on fire
Does it ever get any harder? This game is pathetically easy
>>144712436
>Sniper
>Complete objectives
what the fuck dude overwatch isnt an objective-based game when you're playing a sniper, it's just tdm
>>144712436
Because we die from a hug if you get close
>>144711930
Say it ain't so
D.VA would be a nice gril
>>144712459
Just let her use all of her skills at once
>>144712426
>>144712482
Nope, I play her like Scout. I go for the meat so I never waste a bullet, now that I know you can head shot with her though I should try that huh.
>>144712492
Fight good people.
>>144712459
>a tank with attack range more than 3 feet
It'll never happen
>>144712431
>tracer
>thick ass
I'm sick of shitters saying this. She has a nice cute /fit/ ass.
>>144711968
Jesse "throw a flash at every dash" McCree
Jesse "spank the tank" McCree
Jesse "crit the omnic" McCree
Jesse "Blind the Rein" McCree
Jesse "Spray the Mei" McCree
>>144712535
NIGGER IF YOUR TEAM IS FUCKING DEAD AND YOURE THE ONLY FAGGOT LEFT CONTEST THE GODDAMN CHECKPOINT IN OT UNTIL THEY GET BACK
>>144712202
Mei's belly button looks delicious.
>>144712608
Just not to generates like us
>winston mains
I swear these people are the most autistic people I have ever seen in any video game
they're beyond terrible at a character that consists entirely of holding down a single mouse button
>>144712663
I was referring to Tracer ambushing WindowMaker.
>>144712695
Jesse "run like fuck from the little girl in the pink robot" McRee
>>144695373
>dark luigi
>>144712302
>win rates are more a indication of skill the more games you have totally, its an easy way to see if someone is good/bad.
i don't think it indicates skill if it's matching people based on the win/loss rate alone
like people said above, right now you can drop into shitfests and lose regardless of how "good" you are at the game
Widowmaker was a mistake and shouldn't be in the game.
>>144712701
it's okay guys i can kill all six of the enemy team members and that'll make overtime stop, right?
>>144712734
t. angry Widow player
>>144712436
I do
I snipe when it's convenient but that venom mine does a gazillion damage and I have an SMG for no reason and I can turn into spiderman if a reaper gets close
And if shit really really gets bad I can do some epic leet quickscoping
Deathmatching as Widow is fun.
>>144712202
getting this mad over mei being a cutie chub
>>144712217
>tfw fap to D.va porn every time I quit overwatch
>>144712734
>mains
>Overwatch
That's the real problem.
>>144712734
t. widowmaker main
>It's a Roadhog as the team's only Tank episode
>>144712617
Source?
>>144712734
>winston mains
they don't exist.
>>144695247
what the fuck? does this faggot ever sleep?
>>144712217
it's this area
just does things to my male brain
>>144712794
>Fan her crit spot
>Roll
>Repeat
why the fuck do the imp and devil mercy skins make her tits smaller.
goddamn I want one but I don't want to diminish her glorious bust.
>>144712838
I'd love to play against them sometime
too bad they're always on my fucking team and I have to deal with 2 retarded monkeys diving 6 people and dying repeatedly without accomplishing anything
>>144712859
this
and the mentality that people will basically avoid or only attack characters they counter
Do bad players just flock to Genji or is he actually difficult to play? Every team I join seems to have at least one mediocre genji on it and I just don't get why
Torb is the worst character. I already hate him more than I've here's any other character ever
> tfw I refuse to play him
> tfw got his legendary pirate skin
>Losing defense as Torb because they had a widow maker and a Winston who knows how to deal with me
>Be dead weight and enemies are near the final checkpoint in Dorado
>Switch to Junkrat
>Win the game and halt them halfway through the final hall way
Based Junkrat
Who else here sub50winrate
I love losing streaks
>>144712920
what the fuck do the stars mean
I swear these showed up last night
>>144712920
>that level
>playing widowmaker
Yeah that's normal.
>>144712905
minus8
>>144712939
more like
>flash her
>fan her crit spot
>roll
>take shotgun rounds to the face
>fan her defense matrix
>take more shotgun rounds to the face
>fan her crit spot
>take nes zapper rounds to the face
>die
>>144713000
genji is actually easy as fuck to play
if you see someone being shit they either just started or they are horrible, horrible players
>>144713000
The perfect storm of both.
Am I the only one that's realized you can hurt Reinhardt, even with his shield up, just by shooting the emblem in the middle?
>>144712794
But that one doesn't rhyme
Besides once you're apm raising device his down he just flashes, fans, rolls, fans, and thanks to your massive crit boxes, deletes your mech.
>Jesse "bury the blueberry" McCree
>Jesse "terrify the samurai" McCree
>Jesse "bleed the Sewede" McCree
>Jesse "splat the rat" McCree
>>144713000
He's very hard to play effectively. But he has that ninja appeal so all of the weebs flock to him and Hanzo. A good Genji can absolutely wreck, but most genji a are shit
>>144712939
Fan can't crit. Nice meme tho m8.
>>144713069
Dude got past 100
>Someone uses the thanks voice when you heal them
Makes my feel special
>>144708301
But Lucio is GunZ.
>>144710792
what site is this?
ehh?
>Widow costs us the game by being fucking terrible
>Look him up on my recent players
>797 games played
>Only 420 won
>34 hours on Widowmaker
>Level 17
How the fuck is this possible? Holy shit ??? ? ??
>>144713012
>He doesn't know the joy of gutshotting fools who think you're just TF2 engie
>>144713121
wait what
Finally got a gold out of a lootbox.
And it's the Mercy skin I wanted too
>>144711574
>D.Va attempts to muscle us around with her pro gamer status
>acts like a cunty fujoshit when it falls flat
>gets called an obnoxious gook with a shitty paper mech
>becomes a tripfag on /owg/
berry nice gril
Is there anywhere I can get this game for <70 AUD?
I get so demoralized playing this game
1/20 games are actually good and fun
1/5 games you carry hard and exhaust yourself putting in 200% for you shit team
1/2 games you lose inevtiably because your team is retarded
Basically I know that at least 70% of games are going to be maximum effort no fun allowed games, or insta-losses, and like 5% are actually fun
>>144713248
>Tfw you keep the mentality of a TF2 Engie
>Tell yourself you're just a Gunslinger
>Proceed to gutshot everyone to fucking hell and keep the armor packs rolling
>>144708239
Please tell me there's more to that image
>>144713121
bullshit
>>144713321
>Poor
LOL
>>144713341
incoming posts telling you to git gud
what's wrong, you can't kill the entire enemy team by yourself?
Toadfrog is so fun
>>144713121
no
no you're lying
why would you lie on the internet
>>144713248
>have 2600 hours in TF2
>never just camped around my sentry
>went off and shotgunned everything except heavies unless they were alone.
>Widowmaker is stupid fun in that game.
>the unlimited magazine 4 shotting a heavy before he can start firing his gun, turning around and shitting on the medic rushing to his aide.
Fun times.
Before I was having fun, losing and winning 50/50.
Now I'm getting stomped over and over and over again. Is this just part of being a higher level or did something change?
Am I cancer?
>>144713121
>i'm a gay faggot spreading misinformation
>>144713121
epic
>>144713121
liar
>>144713268
>>144713382
>>144713460
>>144713483
>>144713527
>>144713534
I could be wrong, and it's a coincidence that he's taking damage when I'm shooting it as well. But I'm 99% sure that he takes damage when shot there.
>>144713479
Very.
>>144710478
>getting countered by a torb
i've beaten a team of torbs with pharah
>>144713109
Doing 80 damage with dash and a single melee before keeling over and dying after no one shoots at your obvious deflect is the average shitter Genji.
>>144713552
Who the fuck are you using.
>>144713479
yeah
Daredevil skin is the best skin for Soldier 76.
Shit is hilarious as fuck
>>144713593
Symmetra? Why?
>>144713234
>797 games
>Only 420 won
>Only
53% wr is fine
>blizzard always paining me up with this shittiest players
I'm starting to believe this forced 50 meme.
anyone wanna play? im looking for a group, i usually play rein or lucio
>attackers come at you with two Reinhardts
>>144713651
>53% winrate
>Fine
LOL
>>144713479
Hello etika
>>144713592
so many of them forget they can fucking double jump and climb walls
>that dude who picked reinhardt to stand on the point for 3 minutes in koth
>>144713630
Her M2 pierces shields.
post em
>>144713593
Mostly 76 and Genji, if someone could prove me wrong so I can stop trying to do this, that would be awesome.
>>144713630
Fuck off
Are healers always the biggest bitches? Seems like they blame everyone for everything
>>144713678
Server?
>>144713630
Some attacks go right through the shield, though I have no idea which ones apply to Symmetra aside from her ball.
>hanzo potg
>CHING CHONG NIP NONG
>*draws arrow*
>*miss completely*
>*still get kills*
remove flashbang
>>144713651
a good widow shouldn't have lower than high 50, 60%+ with at least 15~ hours played is good
>>144713736
m-my new computer hasn't arrived yet...
xd
Nerf Widowmaker's ass so I can stop staring at it already.
Buff when
>reinhardts charging into my bros when I'm playing dirthog
it's like they WANT to get shot in the face
>>144713832
You racist fucker. Hanzo's Japanese.
>be Mercy
>team has shit locked down on Temple of Anubis defense at the second point
>suddenly everyone but me and Toblerone meanders away from the objective in different directions
>"please don't overextend guys"
>"guys if they catch us split up like this we're screwed"
>"please guys this is sketchy as fuck"
>hear three enemy ults go off
>all four of them die
mom dad's hurt!
>>144713892
torbjorn pls go
>>144713479
Now comes the part when you kill yourself.
>>144713832
I am tempted to start a collection of kill cams from Hanzo to make into a collage.
Some of them are great with an arrow to the side of the feet nailing a headshot kill.
>>144713832
>tfw you're at the level where nobody dies from hanzo ult
>but the hanzos are godly with their mathematics they still get potg by pinpoint headshotting
>>144713945
I thought Nip was Japanese?
>>144713739
I'll try it out the next time I run into a Reinhardt, I'll make sure to use 76 or Genji too.
>>144713747
You might be surprised how often someone can walk straight up to them and attack them without anyone responding.
Also Mercy needs LoS on friends or she gets shit on most of the time.
People are probably just salty because it's as common as Genji in solo que whenever this occurs.
>it's a "KoTH where Mei runs off and dicks around in the side corridors instead of contending the hill" episode
Goddamn, nobody wants to win in this game.
>snipers on offense who don't shit to push the payload
>3 or 4 people playing an offensive character on one team
>nobody wanting to play a tank, and if they do, they pick somebody like Roadhog--completely useless in defending his team while taking objectives
>nobody wanting to play support, and if they do, it's Zenyatta
I literally had to beg my friend to play support (or else I would have to be playing one every game), and his excuse for going Torb or Roadhog for the tenth time in the row was "I suck at support"--even though Lucio and Mercy are some of the easiest to play characters in the game.
Nobody wants to get their hands dirty. I just played (and lost, again) as Reinhardt, and I was the only one trying to push the payload. My Lucio thought is more important to sitback and shoot instead pushing the enemies away and healing his tank.
There needs to be a team deathmatch so all the useless snipers, McCree's and Soldier 76's who only want to get a better K/D ratio could fuck off and never be seen again.
Mek-less D.va is fucking amazing holy shit.
>Zarya says do you even life
Do Nips play this game?
I want some doujins
>>144714090
>Koth
>Someone picks Widowmaker
>>144714024
>shit at aiming with widow
>always take hanzo's auto-win arrows instead
when you start picking their heals off constantly and using the ult to just slow them down it gets fucking intense
>>144714123
Really? I rek her no problem
Zarya is a good D. Va counter
>watch widow killcam
>shoots my chest
>headshot
ebig
>>144714031
>says ching chong
>thinks it's japanese
That's supposed to be making fun of Mandarin, dumbass.
>>144714123
I love using her to pick off the lower health characters. She's better than tracer imo
>>144695373
one of my friends play almost reaper only and his nick is soulless
>>144712616
But she can already do that.
>>144714112
>stuck playing Lucio so much I try to aim all other guns like his orbs when I get a chance to play them
>>144714123
Playing a good Mek-less D.Va is very important to becoming a good overall D.Va. You just just stay in little girl mode if you're in a good position to shoot everyone in the face and kill them. Plus sometimes someone will dive at you trying to kill the little girl before her mech recharges.
But you're a pro and were fighting with her on purpose, so when they dive you and deal 70 damage to you you hop in your mech and make them regret everything.
>>144711027
lucky me
>>144714243
She can reload so fast, you can shimmy side to side and level a constant cone of green shit into hallways and doorways at head level. Its wonderful.
>>144714218
it's flick, bro
he just instantly flicked to your head and back
>>144713773
umm... north america? west coast i guess lol
>>144713876
let me improve that 4 u
>attacking
>3 WIDOWMAKER
>>144709767
ElianRodger
>>144714498
>implying that's not the perfect number to both have wallhacks on all the time, and triple-bodyshot anyone who peeks out behind a wall
Widow is broken
>>144712202
> Chin definition is nonexistent
Well they got that Asian part right
>>144714498
That's what one would think
but it works way better than it really should
Junker d va is literally the only skin in the game I want
Should I buyfag
>>144712090
Whenever you hear a "Tink tink" sound when shooting at enemies, you're getting "head shot" damage which is basically a critical hit.
>>144712202
m8 that's not skinny at all
skinny means low fat, low muscle
Mei is literally what you'd call curvy/chubby
>>144714754
SMEK
>>144712095
Least it's not retrograde ejaculation like when they had me on some shit to help pass my kidney stone. Not a fun experience.
>>144714498
>yfw you can play Widowmaker just like you would Soldier 76 and it works out fine
>>144710894
>spends 40 bucks on a game
>someone hurt he feelings
>wants to quit
this is what's wrong with our generation
How are some people 140+ lvl already, everybody has work/school and need to sleep right?
>>144709767
3VERY1BLEEDS
>2 people pick torb at the same time
>refuse to change
>the rest of the team goes torb
>every match is 6x a hero until blizzard's steamroll detector is triggered
The enemy team got really pissy about Junkrats everywhere
>>144709650
That sounds like it'd be a fun weekly brawl.
Speaking of which, When does it reset? Weeaboo mode is a shitty weekly brawl.
>>144715408
>everybody has work/school
Oh, my sweet summer child.
>>144715408
>everybody has work/school
>and need to sleep
>right?
yeah that's exactly right, my man
>>144710894
There is literally no such thing as an online community that wouldn't be considered "toxic"
>>144710478
Shoot the ground under him/near him and youre good senpai.
>>144715408
>everybody has work/school
>>144715995
Not him, but Genji's reflect grabs projectiles that wouldn't normally hit him too.
Is it OK to say nigger even if I'm not a nigger?
>>144716281
I do
>>144715613
Unless you are a nigger living of wellfare or a disgusting neet living in his moms basement. You seem to know alot of these things yourself.
>Out of 4 boxes, get 3 legionaries
>Dick tracy mccree, vishkar sym, and el blanco reaper
They have a pity system for loot boxes like in hearthstone where if you get jackshit you start to get lucky all of a sudden?
>win game against rein/mercy/bastion combo ft. mcree widow and mei
>call them cancer postgame
>at least two chime in "says the pharah"
do pub shitters really think pharah is broken?
>>144714690
Pls respond this is important
>>144716997
"anyone who beats me is cancer" - t. cancer
>>144716997
You're cancer if just because you're bitching about a teams composition.
>>144716281
only if you're edgy enough
Fuck this god damn toy gun winston has
can't even dent lucio's healing
>>144720142
Winston's gun now increases the charge time of enemy's abilities that are being hit by it by 25%.
Winston's gun now slows enemy's being hit by it by 25/10/5%; depending on if it's hitting 1, 2, or 3+ enemies at a time.
Boom, Winston is now fucking great.