/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>hanzo pickers
>mfw they do it because they aren't good enough to play blueberry

>>144677193
why are you posting in this thread retard
use the one made first with people actually posting in it omfg

>>144677049
>>144677049
>>144677049

bumping this thread to piss people off

>>144677193
implying shooting canoes isn't bad enough.

>>144677802
I'm with stupid

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Reminder to get your suicidal charging asses behind the fucking rectangle you troglodyte imbeciles.

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This is a Blizzard healer.

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nth for best ship

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>tfw your highest K:D-ratio is on Symmetra and you can only play her on defense unless you wanna be verbally abused for 15 minutes.

>>144677193
> body shot at full charge
> finish with barely charged shots
wow so hard

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rate my school shooter

>>144685164
Darkness consumes...

Is there anything to do on hollywood attack if a reinhardt sits on the elevator with 2 torbjorn turrets I tried reaper to port up on top of them but died everytime

>>144685164
>enigmatic

>>144684368
I love how all the older heroes (besides Reinhart) are obviously just hurt by a lot of the bullshit around them.

>>144684135
Yes, look at all that "gratitude" splattered over her face.

Every character that doesn't already have an alt-fire attack now has one, what does it do?

You know guys, PSO is my favorite game ever, but I'll admit it has some mistakes.

If someone says there's a problem, don't sperg out over it.

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>mfw shitting all over Mei with Junkrat

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genji names for anyone collecting

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For context, Maydee was a level 10 widowmaker, Frantic (who never once spoke during the match) was a level 14 widowmaker on the other team.

Maydees team also lost this match and the one after.

>Out damaging a McCree and Junkrat as D.Va
>Other team had a Junkrat who only did a couple hundred more damage than I did

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nya~

>>144685164
6/Mariachi

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Could Doomguy beat the entire cast of overwatch in a fight? All of them. At the same time.

How do I into Pharah?

I can't seem to wield her as effectively as others

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Here comes a big guy.

>It's a 2x Genji on your team but the enemy's team is still allowed to have their Bastions wipe the entire team repeatedly while the Genjis move around in the corridors acting like snipers-episode

Sick of this shit.

>>144685407
Yes. Not even all the powers of hell can hold him. Hell literally had to drop building on him and trap him because they couldn't think of other way to defeat him.

>>144685407
How pissed is Doomguy, and did they kill his pet rabbit.

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>>144685258
Whereas Reinhardt just yells about honor and/or glory and charges in to the bullshit to slam it against a wall and beat it to death with a fucking hammer.

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>>144685306

>>144685164
>enigmatic
>he hasnt unlocked nihilistic yet

>>144685507
Blueberry ass is mid-low tier. Bring out better ass.

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>>144677193
>tfw even with their absolutely absurd hitbox I still can't hit anybody and have a 24% average accuracy

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https://discord.me/owg/

Join the /owg/ Discord if you're looking for shitposting and groups to play with.

We could always use more heroes.

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>/owg/

>Having a good game
>Instantly turns to shit cause enemy team decides to stack 5 Torbs

What a fun game

Realistically speaking, how much does Winston crush Blueberry?
Every time I jump on them they hook towards their team or just kill me. Or someone like Mercy comes to heal her and she just shoots me down like Harambe.

Very rarely I manage to actually kill blueberries especially given that his gun is seriously shit.

>>144685407
Once he recognizes that Reinhardt is Samuel Hayden he is gonna RIP AND TEAR.

The average PC player is astonishingly stupid
>kill the tank, Lucio, AND THE FUCKING BASTION THAT WAS CAMPING
>THEY STILL DON'T MOVE THE PAYLOAD

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>>144685475

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>>144685507

>>144685547
Is it actually decent without stupid shit drama?

>>144685407
Bastion would mow Doomguy down WWI style.

Reinhart vs Doomguy
fistfight, who wins?
Bonus round: Zarya

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>every team I'm stuck with either supporting or tanking
>constant losses from completely bananas teams
>"MMR is based on your skill"

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>I get play of the game
>It's me dying as torb then using Molten Core on my turret

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xth for D.va is 1st pick for being PINNED and thrown to the side

>>144685164
Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.

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>5:12

THE FUCKING BEST!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbsSJ3lS2xE

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>a D.va main adds you to friends

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>mercy
>retarded reaper on team keeps dying
>flying over to rez him would be certain death so i let him rot
>"you are the worst mercy I have ever seen"
>"sorry i let you down man, i'll switch off her"
>entire team goes ape shit at the reaper

>>144685614
More like people are fucking dense and doesnt understand when they should hunt or not hunt

>>144685547
sera was banned from this cancer discord for no reason, join the other one

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>>144685543
Say that to my face and not online.

>>144685563
>d.va ult

fuck complaining about Widow
fuck complaining about Mei
fuck complaining about McCree

WHO THE FUCK THOUGH INFINITE AMMO AND MORE THAN ONE JUNKRAT PER MAP WAS A GOOD THING

ffs especially on payload this shit is annoying he gets to spam literally all day and from a safe distance or behind something because of arch, let alone him not doing damage to himself so if you manage to get close he has a free get out of jail free card that does NO damage to him but of course will melt you if you're not a tank.

fuck this character seriously

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I CANT FUCKING DEAL WITH WIDOWMAKER ANYMORE FUCKING GOD FUCK BLIZZARD NERF THIS PIECE OF SHIT ALREADY FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK FUCK

considering maining Winston, how do I git gud with him?

>>144685689
>competitve
>ranked
Too tryhard. Not watching it.

>>144685502
Reinhardt just wants to have fun before he dies at 125.

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>tfw needed a way to end my relationship
>get addicted to overwatch
>starts causing relationship problems

BASED OVERWATCH

for that anon who wanted to D.Va last thread, didn't realize we had moved on

>>144684504
Mobility is one of the absolute most powerful things in this game, way way more important than raw damage. They had to nerf D.Va's damage in the beta because she was too mobile and it turns out that flying wherever you want and killing whoever you want and then flying out is too powerful.

However if you're smart, you can still fly around and always be in the right place at the right time. D.Va's strength is that she's always in a favorable fight all game and she's rarely in an unfavorable fight. If you're barely plinking down some support who doesn't have any friends, that's favorable. Keep doing that. If you see your sniper get flanked and start fighting 1v1, fly directly at them and suddenly it's a 2v1. Oh now you hear your capture point being taken, so fly directly there and chase someone away. A huge fight breaks out at you can either stay with your team and beat up tanks, which you do reasonable short range damage on, or you can fly away from the fight and chase down that faggot squishy hero with 20 health. Everywhere you go, you are winning a fight. If you start losing a fight, just fly away, or put up your shield, and go find a fight you can win.

Sleeper tech: her shotgun can hit people across the map for 1 or 2 damage and doesn't need to reload. This is so you can see every enemy's health at all times. Nobody else can see enemy health levels at the same rate. So when you see some Mercy run by on some rooftop you know whether she has 200 health or 30 health. Guess what you do if you see she has 30 health.

Mobility is incredible, learn how to play Tracer and Winston and D.Va and Lucio and you will start to understand Overwatch.

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I think this was one of my first times playing Reaper since beta

https://streamable.com/zbt7

He's quite fun, I should play him more

R8 my potg

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What the fuck is up with these queue times? A week ago I'd only have to wait 10-15 secs to get into a game, but know it's like 2-3 minutes. Is the game dying already?

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WOAH THERE PARDNER

DID YOU JUST TRY AND FIGHT ME WITHOUT AT LEAST TWO TEAMMATES?

BETTER CALL THE UNDERTAKER, BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS 12 0 CLOCK

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>>144685641
I do my best to keep drama minimal.

>>144685771
You mean, playing the game how it's meant to be played?

Ok

>>144685764
Play him like Tracer who has the ability to sniff out blue womyn booty and immediately jump in to claim it.

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>>144685502
wait what does 76's shirt say...

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>>144685717
>cancer was banned from cancer
top kek

>>144685868

Skill brackets are sorting themselves out. You're (probably) better than a lot of the player base.

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>>144685761

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>>144685543
posting superior ass

>>144685764
go after widow and healers. Jump back at 200 health

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>>144685771
Don't have to watch the whole thing. Just the part that happens at 5:12.

>Tracer mains

>go on a nice run of wins
>3 out of the next 4 games are instant losses

thanks

>>144685717
>sera was banned
that's a really good thing

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hey guys whos gaimen

>>144685717
If that's true maybe I'll actually check it out

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>team won't group
>keep running off to chase one reaper while a widow sits on a rooftop behind everyone for a full minute killing people
>team won't get behind my shield and focus down the bastion
>team won't focus down the roadhog whose hooks I keep blocking
>mercy won't heal me at 50 hp to keep yelowbeaming the mcree doing nothing
>run off to chase the reaper 10 seconds before overtime
>lose
>they couldn't even kill him

What can I do

What more can I do

>>144685850
the absolute madman he pressed Q

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>discord drama

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>>144685896

>>144685761
its true, Ive had multiple games where we got fucked all the way to the last point on Payload and people switching to 2 Junkrats was enough to save us

Blizzard pls dont look into this

>McCree nerf
>D. Va buff

THIS IS PRECISELY WHAT I NEEDED

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>>144685359

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>>144685761
>stacking with friends
>defending on kings row
>pick junkrat
>2 others also pick junkrat
>spam ticktock the entire game

>>144685913
"The way it's meant to be played" isn't dictated by some fag on Youtube

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SHOOT THROUGH MY FUCKING SHIELD

THE ENEMY TEAM ARE SHITTERS IN A PILE ON THE PUSHCART

GOD DAMMIT JUNKRAT AND PHARAH SHOOT THROUGH THE FUCKING SHIELD

FREE FUCKING KILLS

NOT AROUND IT

DON'T POP OUT THE FRONT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>144685761
just go pharah or any long range heroes

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>>144686042

not gonna lie, I legitimately think Smug Dorito Goblin D.Va is way more interesting than the boring shit we got

>half-baked pro-gamer-turned-evangelion-kpop-idol who says "gamer words" sometimes

>>144685717
>Sera

If this is the same shitposting Sera from /xivg/, then it's well deserved and you both need to kill yourselves

>>144686231
why aren't you scremaing this into your mic instead of typing it out onto 4chan?

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>>144685547
That's link is invalid

>>144686231
Don't give me that shit you big fat faggot, I know what happens when I stand behind your shield. You lower it for ONE FUCKING SECOND for no goddamn reason so you can throw your fireball at nothing and I get sniped in the fucking head. I'm not falling for that again.

>>144686068
What I got should just be Winston giving the hot monkey dick to Widowmaker.

>>144686153
did they announce what exactly they're changing?

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>>144686295
>He doesn't know D.Va is working under at least 10 levels of irony
Come on man...

>>144686305
If this is true, that discord just became really appealing to me.

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>>144686295
>D Va getting buffed
>might actually use her now

>>144685886
>at least two teammates
>ambush him with Widow and Pharah earlier in a corridor
>he flashbangs and stuns all of us
>murders Widow, rolls under Pharah and murders her as well
>stun wears off I hit him with a punch and he dies, I have 24 hp left

quit loli gagging!

>>144686231
I think a lot of people genuinely don't understand you can shoot through the shield

I still see a lot of people run in front of the shield to shoot and then retreat behind it

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>>144686326
You sure? It works for me.

Here's a new invite anyways,
https://discord.gg/010ukNKfDb1iQwtNE

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>>144686213

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>>144685359
I heard people complaining about MOBAtards invading this game, but I thought they were bullshitting until I saw this.
Sweet Christ.

>>144686382
apparently McCree's fan the hammer nerf is straightforward enough that it will only take a month for the patch to arrive!

D.Va's buff however, needs at least a year to figure out

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>>144686042
You know it

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>level 42
>still not met a single owg

do you gays really play the game or you just shitpost in the general?

>>144686427
I am going to gag Reaper and rape him

>WOAH THERE
>PARDON ME
>EASY
>HOLD UP NOW
>HUH HO, EXCUSE ME
>NOW HOLD ON

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I unironically enjoy playing as Zarya

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>>144686295
>I think some garbage tumblr /v/eme is better than based corean esports goddess
Kill yourself.

>>144686472
neato. I believe in the powers that be for blizzard to figure out that fixing just one of her issues makes her a solid pick, literally pick any (1)

>>144686472
They said they want to make D.Va a better tank. She is truly a shit tier tank right now.

>>144686395
>copying bkub style

Disgusting.

When rewards for weekly brawl and ranked queues/rewards?

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>>144686529

>>144686480
How would you "meet" them?

Also don't play with /owg/, they're all 12 year old Leaguebabbies.

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>>144685868
>Is the game dying already?
Probably. It's a shit game. Only reason it succeeded initially was because of hype and Blizzard fanboys.

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>>144686480
I'm only here for the rare blueberries.

>>144686345
As someone who picks Rein when needed I can confirm that Reinhardt's wouldn't have to do this shit if people like you would do the job so that I and >>144686231 wouldn't basically have to fucking multitask because you're too stupid to do it behind cover

He's right you know

>>144686305
that was 2 years ago lmao stop being so butthurt over a little shitposting

she's fine now but that faggot stardust banned her because "past actions"

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>losing
>leave

best feeling

>>144686562

she looks genuinely fun I just never do any damage when I play as her

I shield whoever looks to be taking damage or about to take damage but my energy goes fucking nowhere

and because I have no energy I do no damage, and because I do no damage my ult doesn't charge for shit

>>144686596
the solution is so god damn simple
why does it take so long for them to patch it?

>Both teams are equal and fun
>The moment the matches end, i'm back to the main menu

FFS

>>144685359
>frantic silently sits there switching heroes
A real human bean, a real hero.

>>144686480

Well I don't run around in Overwatch shouting "I POST IN /OWG/"

Why the fuck would I? I'm ashamed of this fucking place

Who else playing the game for free?

>>144686562
As you should.

What was in the 30 mb update of today?

>>144686316
Typed it in chat. To no avail. They were all levels 30+. I would assume that's plenty time to learn that this is how this works. Be it seeing teammates do it or seeing a killcam of you getting rekt through an enemy shield.

>>144686345
>haha I have an arbitray excuse to be a shitter

No. First things first, the fireball is for non shielding skirmishing or finishing off someone running away. I use them when needed and when my team won't be in danger.

Second, I fucking doubt you get 360 noscoped in the second the shield would be down.

Just shoot through the goddamn shield.

>>144685868
What platform/level? I'm level 19 on PC and my queues are 6 seconds long tops.

Zarya was a lot cuter than i expected

FUCK WIDOWMAKER

I just got home from work what are the updates

>>144686687
What are you talking about? I am confused. There will be balance patch (coming with ranked probably) that will include the already stated nerf and buff and more heroes. She is not getting buffed in a separate patch. This isn't LoL.

>>144686480
>only level 42

>>144686721
first general, son?

>>144686480
I'm just here for lewds.

I don't want to play with you fucks.

>>144686480
I don't tend to broadcast that I go to /owg/ when I'm playing.

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>>144686480
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>>144686685
Zarya is my new project, I KNOW she's fucking good because I play against them and they're goddamn unkillable lightsaber wielding rapists. When I play her I spend all game trying to get charge until I get sick of it and get myself in bad situations trying to deal damage to myself. Even if I get 60 charge or whatever it feels like it all disappears before I can do anything good with it.

I'm not giving up though, Zarya is strong as fuck, I'm just bad right now.

>say "ez" after a game
>you're not getting any upvotes
>reported
When are the lolbabs going to leave?

>>144684135
Where can I find noname55's stuff? The whole animations?

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>Lijiang Tower

Guys since Hanzo is clearly named after Hattori Hanzo, why does he wield a bow and not Hanzo Steel?

>>144686685
Turn on ally health bars so you have a better feel for who is taking damage. Also watch for their arrows to turn yellow

And pop your own barrier when youre already getting shot for guaranteed power

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I used to complain about Mei a lot, but I've come to realize she isn't THAT bad.

Literally the only change she needs is her slow not reducing your turn time to 1/1000th.

Doesn't feel like there's any counterplay when she tags you and can strafe faster than you can turn.

Maybe they could reduce her max ammo a bit too. Being able to M1 for a solid 10 seconds is dumb.

The only thing worse than getting frozen by Mei and right clicked to death is when that happens but her face is right in your screen and she has that stupid shit eating grin on her face as your face gets filled with icicles.

>>144686971
he gave up the sword after "killing" Genji

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>>144686862
>typing literally anything in all chat ever for any reason

You are the Leaguebabby, and you will be muted soon. Stop typing in all chat you incredible spastic. Reading your whiny crying posts about "omg i was muuuted" is worth reporting every single one of you League playing shits.

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>>144686862
>tfw I mute and report anyone who says anything remotely toxic
Why would you act online differently to real people? There are real people on the other side of the screen, have some manners

>>144685868
same reason we see a lot of the same people every game

>>144686986
Maybe don't get close to Mei.

Reaper is overpowered at close range too. Just kill him at range.

>>144686986
As a Reaper main, she's not too bad, but she's boring to fight.
>she starts freezing me
>Wraith out of it
>blam blam blam
>she goes into her cocoon
>starts freezing me again
>Wraith out of it
>repeat

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>>144686562
I think it's super cute that Zarya has pink nails. Like she's all about being masculine and strong, but she still embraces femininity and paints her nails.

>>144685836

People who think her damage needs changing are insane for the exact reasons you said. Honestly if they just reduced her crit hitbox by a tad and made her like 10-20% faster while firing she'd be fine. Maybe a boost to ult buildup because I still have not died to it after 60 hours nor can I remember a time where its zoning caused any loss either.

>>144687092
>>144687035
Cancer.

>>144687105
THAT'S A BOY GET OUT OF HERE

>>144687105
Thanks anon that's probably the most posted gif on this website ever.

>>144686945

https://youtu.be/i8a3gjt_Ar0

>>144687105
Try to imagine the shape of the bottom's dick

It has to be 14 inches long and curved like a boomerang.

>>144687105
How would that dick work? is it shaped like an L?

>>144686986
Mei is completely fine, just get good

The only two heroes that are OP right now are McCree and Widowmaker

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>it's a two hanzo on attack episode

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>>144687105
Hey buddy, think you got the wrong thread, trap thread is 3 boards down.

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>>144687110

>Don't get close to Mei

Thanks for the insight.

Maybe next you can tell people not to get close to McRee too. I'm sure nobody has ever though of that before.

>>144686753
Pls respond

>>144687253
>its a smug anime poster episode

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>Start of match
>2 People on our team swearing and shit-talking from the very start
>They are the worst performers on our team
>When we start losing they leave

Well gee, that sure was hard to predict that would happen

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>>144686986
She fucking figure, she's a horrible pick and the only reason why she is talked about is because she just makes more time for better characters on her team to kick your ass.
Mei could be removed and the quality of games would dramatically increase because by picking Mei you are sabotaging your own team every time you use icewall. It does nothing except delaying them at the start for 5 seconds, beyond that it's just blocking your own shots/ults. Her shots could be reduced in damage a bit but beyond that she is a dead pick that exists only to put a thorn in literally everyone's side. Fuck Mei.

>>144687027
Eww. That's too close to Kill Bill. Sounds like in some shit patch he's going to wield the sword for "one" last battle against something stupid.

> overwatch: origins needs an update

What's this?

>>144687105
suddenly I'm in a mood to play Mercy

>>144687136
And it's something you can plainly see so you know she doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks either

>>144686853
From that whole list I only recognized two names and I play with both of them.

>>144687286
Don't complain at all about her then because she's balanced fine. She's there to keep shitters like you from running up to people and pointblank killing them then running away like a little bitch.

https://discord.gg/0voDNC4lp8Oz9xB3
REMINDER TO BE A PART OF THE REAL DISCORD, NOT THE IMPOSTER DISCORD POSTED ABOVE.

THE IMPOSTER DISCORD IS RUN BY AN AUTIST BY THE NAME OF "STARDUST", A NOTORIOUS SHITPOSTER WHO WAS RIGHTFULLY BANNED FROM THE REAL DISCORD AFTER TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL AND FORM AN INNER CIRCLE.

HE HAS BANNED ACTIVE MEMBERS OF HIS DISCORD SUCH AS SERA SIMPLY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE THEM. BUT SERA IS PART OF THE REAL DISCORD AND SHE POSTS ACTIVELY.

IF YOU WANT REAL DISCUSSION AND NOT CANCEROUS SHIT THAT BANS SERA FOR NO REASON, JOIN THE REAL DISCORD.
https://discord.gg/0voDNC4lp8Oz9xB3

>>144687105
>bottom's dick
Why is he not the one doing the fucking? That thing's a monster.

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>Guys
>Hey guys
>What if we take the TF2 Sniper
>The low mobility, low DPS character with a long charge up that also needs to constantly watch his flank and gets completely shut down in close range
>What if we take him
>Make him a girl
>and remove all of his weaknesses

>But Blizzard anon, how else can we possibly improve on this flawed design?
>I got it bro
>Give her a wallhack
>A wallhack that charges faster than her fucking rifle
>and applies to her entire team
>and does not go away after her death
>and has 0 way of reasonably countering it

>This will be fun and balanced

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>have a 55% win rate with tanks
>tfw 40% win rate with healers

Any tips for a Mercy noob? Who are the best characters to shadow?

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How do I get out of the widowmaker mmr? I want to go home, I can't take this.

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what are you top 5 played heroes anon?

Does Symmetra have both the most useless and yet most useful ult in the game?

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>>144687105
>how-I-feel-playing-mercy.gif

>>144687506
Not him but even at range Mei is deadly. Her RMB is ridiculously fast and does solid damage. Hell, I've had better success with "sniping" as Mei than McCree who as a /k/ommando triggers me hard. A revolver should still be extremely powerful even from 100 yards out

>>144687317
>by picking Mei you are sabotaging your own team every time you use icewall. It does nothing

Cutting off a team in half at a choke point and focusing down 2-3 people while the rest are cut off from healing/assisting is 'nothing'?

Ok.

>>144686854
She's a lot stronger in games and maps where there is constant fighting to keep your energy at a % that makes you not hit like a wet noodle.

Also, use her E to cuck people out of killing your teammates. It's so satisfying denying a McCree out of right clicking a teammate on a daily basis with her. And you get a fuck ton of energy % and can go ass rape the whole enemy omnic-loving team.

>>144687517
How about I just don't and say I didn't.

>rein on enemy team
>junkrat on your team
>you get gold damage done as zen at the end

How can this possibly happen to me 3 times today? Are these people only using mines and traps? Do these people not realize you can fire that gun that takes up half your screen?

>>144687035
>Tfw you report, block and avoid all toxic players
I hope something great happens to all those people.

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So is there actual, any, factual evidence that Reaper is Mexican is that just a meme because of the colour of his skin?

>TEAMS LOSING
>KEEP PLAYING

cant make this shit up

>People on teams i go in arestill having trouble with bastion
>Meanwhile, I pick roadhog and fuck him up

Guys, Bastion is not hard to deal with...

>>144687714
Is there actual, any, factual evidence that Reaper isn't Mexican?

>>144687579
Soldier 76 when he ults

>>144687635
10 lootboxes that your junkrat was trying to flank all game instead of just breaking reinhardt shields. POTG has turned half of the community into more concerned with getting 10 seconds of meme time than winning matches [outside of overtime].

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>>144687607
>meiting season
wew shad nice wordplay

>>144687714
His name is Gabriel Reyes. What do you think?

Mei is just fucking annoying, that's all there is too it.

Once McRee is nerfed though, she's going to completely flood Quick Memes because all the shitters will need a new crutch and she is basically McRee 0.9.

>>144687624
>hurr durr muh /k/ommando wheelism in a game with gorillas using tesla guns against robo-buddhas

>>144687784
shadman needs to stop drawing faces they are always absolutely terrible

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>>144687607
oh ye-

>shadman

>>144687160
Yeah, D.Va is my most played and I barely ever use the ultimate to try to kill people. There are situations when it's good.

You can ult when your mech is about to blow up from taking too much damage anyway. This gives you a free reset on your mech so you don't have to stay in Korean girl form and can get right back to meching it up. Sometimes it's fine to be in Korean girl form though.

If I know where the enemy is, like if they have all just spawned or we have sniper wallhacks, I'll chuck it over a building just to see if I get lucky. If someone shoots it across the ground it's piss easy to avoid, but chucking it over a building still nets me random triple kills sometimes. Not enough to be a reliable strategy but it's there and doesn't really cost anything.

The absolute best way to use it requires you to completely deny the retreat route from an enemy. If they're pushing at you and your Torb turns on his rape turret, they're all probably going to run away. You want to put your mech right in the big open area where they would be retreating to. Maybe it won't get kills, but your Torb will shred them. Maybe they'll run away from the Torb turret and explode. Putting it next to where the enemy is fighting is always better than putting it where the enemy is fighting. If the D.Va ult IS the threat, they'll run away from it. If they're running away from what they THINK is the threat, sometimes your sneaky D.Va ult will catch them.

That being said her ult is the weakest part about her, I routinely go games without ever using it to get kills, I just use it to reset my mech cooldown.

>>144687785
Spanish

>>144687160
The critbox is the issue with D.VA. When she starts firing people can just backpedal out of her range and melt her without getting hurt much. Even Zenyatta can beat her at her range.

>>144687624
You have shit aim if you think McCree's revolver is not powerful at mid range. Literally watch any high tier match.

>>144686685

Most people at least in higher tier games really do not like giving you energy. But you're still an amazing defender and delayer. A shield on a squishy means an extra sword hit from genji, or a save from a mcree stun, roadhog hook, dva ult, junkrat ult. I find that even with a low overall charge, Zarya can still pretty much maintain a high presence in the game. To speak nothing of your ult which pretty much wins the game if you catch the Mercy (and kill before she flies out) in it with 2+ other players.

Honestly i feel like Zarya is a top solo Q hero, my win rate with her is over 80% easily even with dipshit teammates. 200 hp with 200 shields, relatively small hitbox compared to other tanks with a short cd shield if you decide to go for her teammates, a shield for herself if you go for her. Easiest ult to use with a suck in range half the map. Basically a better mei ult.

>>144687607
Can someone please post the picture from Shad with tracer looking at widowmaker's ass and her saying "fookin ell m8, I r8 it a 8/8"

https://youtu.be/_UU8jqxAiHQ

defend this

this is tf2 huntsman level of bullshit, but with fucking hitscan

>>144687802
At least she has reliable counters

>>144685547
>>144687517
Which do I join?

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>>144687607

>Shad making Widowmaker dress as Quiet for absolutely no reason other than fulfilling his running eye makeup fetish

>>144687650
>>144687035
>>144687092
Nothing will happen.
You're just a shitter wasting your time for a false sense of catharsis.

I wish I had known how fun Zarya was a long time ago.

>>144687946
nise bro

>>144687581
Play Winston or Reinhardt and hope your team can do something while Widow is out of the game.

I want the 6 stack of the same hero meme to end it's fucking annoying and not fun.

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>team has a nice balanced setup
>tank changes to a second Genji at the last second

Can we expect more characters or is that not Blizzard's thing? We need more robots. Calling it right now: Zenyatta has an evil twin brother, Yenzotto.

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>>144687924
>not joining both

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>>144677068
>box has TWO player icons, a spray, and a duplicate voice line
>dupe voice lines only give 5 shekels

wow only 14 more of those and I can buy a basic skin

>>144687894
no wonder widow maker is the easiest sniper in any game ever

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>>144687946
Man that widowmaker would do things to do my dick if it wasnt drawn by shitman.

>>144687976
And your sense of catharsis typing stupid shit in chat is "real"? Tell me all about it!

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>>144688029
>not fun

Yes it is.

>>144688057
1.) Already confirmed
2.) Zenyatta already has a brother named Mondatta

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This game was fucking NUTS

>>144688126
Are you mad bro?

>>144688029
t. triggered he got destroyed by 6 Soldiers

>>144688109
It doesn't even look that fucking bad I don't get this meme

>>144688057
they confirmed a new support and a new tank, but nothing concrete beyond that

>>144688106
Tf2 sniper has slow charge time and bodyshots do less damage. You have to get a headshot to be effective. A good fix to Widow in all honestly

>>144688029
Someone got the monkey dick

>>144687558
stay mad

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Widowmaker is imbalanced and deserves a nerf.

Prove me wrong.

Protip: you can't

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>>144687517
>this much of a whiteknight for some random bitch who doesn't even know ur name
luhmao
anyways LFG play ANY
Imthem#1899
NA

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>Occasionally play with 5 friends
>I'm the only one willing to play support 90% of the time
>One of them fancies himself a xXW1D0WM4K3RXx and is alright (because >Widow hard to play), but CONSTANTLY loses to other, better Widows
>One of them is an ebig bastion on attack xddd memelord
>One of them mains D.VA
>None of them will do anything to counter Widowmakers so we have to straight up leave when we get rolled and hope for an enemy team with no Widow

help

>>144688165

what hero

I dont understand widowmaker are french people blue?

>>144688242
>>144688173
do you guys realize how autistic you are when your response is

"haha u mad brah"
18+ to post here

>>144687714
The wiki says he's American. "Mexican" isn't an ethnicity, so it's confirmed he's not Mexican.

>>144688289
If you can't find and kill a widowmaker after a couple of shots, your team is shit.

>>144688134
>Zenyatta Mondatta

fucking hell i didnt even notice

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>>144685164
>TFW you like reaper's gameplay but don't much enjoy his aesthetic

>>144687607
He makes everything look gross

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Rate my hero performance.

>>144688289
She'd be fine if the game had a tickrate >20hz

>>144688339
You really are mad.
Why do you get so triggered over people rightfully calling you garbage at video games?
Did/does your father abuse you?

>>144688165
Teach me pharah pls.

>>144687887
>Literally watch any high tier match.

If you watched any of the gosugamers matches all they did was press right click and miss with left.

Reminder that Bastion is TRASH

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>>144688335

>>144688429
Why do you automatically assume I'm the guy you replied to dumbass?
Really goes to show how underage you are

Did XP get nerfed? Seems like before today I was getting about 1k more XP per match than I am now.

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>heal team perfectly up to a point
>get killed
>team wipes
>team proceeds to go full retard and chain into the enemy one by one
>waiting for backup is too hard for 99% of this playerbase

Who else won't add anyone until battle.net has 'appear offline'? (Aka never)

D.Va is a smelly neet!

Smelly!

>>144687506
Describes tracer and reaper perfectly

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>Enemy team is double Junkrat and double Winston
>We have double Tracer on our team and they refuse to switch
This is ridiculous, where's the fucking vote kick mechanic? I don't care how toxic this game gets, shitters should know their places

>>144688484
Did we watch same tournaments? McCree is not only picked for his close quarter prowess. He is also picked because his ult provides huge area denial while cancelling it gives you 50% charge back and if you actually bothered to watch any of the games you would see they were doing so much damage to them just through mid range shooting. No wonder Blizzard wants to nerf him.

>>144688335

Just Pharah the whole time. Never felt the need to switch since they didn't have a sniper and lol why would day on KOTH.

>>144688434

Not much to it, learn to aim your rockets so they directly hit opponents or get really close to them, lots of prediction skills involved although it really just is a matter of shooting where they're going. Also make GOOD use of Concussive Blast, most maps have cliffs and holes you can blow opponents in, and unlike Lucio's pushback this one is a lot easier to use since it's a projectile, and you can fly.

I think I threw the enemy roadhog in the hole in Illos like 3 times, it was hilarious. By then he was trying to hook me constantly.

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Widowmaker is balanced

>>144688541
damn this is some autism

>>144688165
>Ilios

Truly it is Pharah's playground. Earlier some McCree caught me with a flashbang in midair as I was floating over the side of the map, and I started to fall straight down to my death. I recovered from the flashbang, used my super rocket jump and conc blasted him off the side of the map. He called me a "faggot whore".

>We skillfully defend the point
>Some dumbass pops up and insta kills some of our team with a random ult

Ults sure are a great mechanic.

>>144688549
>neet
She's literally the opposite.

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>>144688165
damn dude nice
had a game like that the other day feltgoodman

>>144688592
>Implemented in-game
>Anon gets kicked 50% of his matches

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Why is D.maru so great?

>>144688526
Nice ad hom friend.

>>144685547
This is literally cancer. I want newfags to leave.

>>144688289
MONKEY
O
N
K
E
Y

>>144688193
There's nothing to get. His art is fine, though it goes into /d/ territory too much. It's just a dumb meme and shadman himself is kind of a weirdo you wouldn't want to interact with in real life.

>>144687092
I talk alot if shit irl to, people are to pussy to do anything about it, bullies are at the top of the food chain nerd.

>>144687317
Press e again to destroy your wall when you fuck up

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Dragon hero for Reinhardt to slay in glorious combat when?

>>144688193
I shitpost that meme a lot but a lot of his stuff caters to my degenerate tastes

>>144688713
Yes truly you must have used a lot of "skill" with your Overwatch heroes and their cooldown abilities! If only other Overwatch heroes didn't have those wacky cooldown abilities that require no skill.

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Is she the least picked hero?

I see her less than Symmetra.

>>144688395
What don't you like about the edgiest character in videogame history? Is he not extreme enough for you?

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>reaper walks into bear trap
>panics and uses his death blossom
>mfw

>>144688908
Blizzard really shot herself in the foot with her design
literally no one plays her because of it

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>>144688804

>>144688846
>As if the shit Mei players know that
I'm not playing her

I am so fucking sick of Widowmaker.

>I'm sick of fighting her as characters weak to her
>I'm sick of playing Winston to attempt to counter her
>I'm sick of having to counter snipe her
>I'm sick of the entire fucking game revolving around her
>I'm sick and tired of needing to convince someone to go double winston if she has a pocket mercy

I'm so fucking sick of this character.

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>Just played a game where a guy who is nearly level 40 decided to play Torbjorn on offense in Nepal and raged because the team was "bringing attention to his turrets"

>>144687887
>y-you suck!
Go test it out on the practice dummies, dipshit

>>144688762
holy shit youre so fucking stupid its actually making me laugh

enjoy my last you mongo

>>144686231

reinhardt's shield is so damn bright I can't see shit through it desu senpai

Why do people choke so hard every single time? Why are people so bad at shooting still targets like bastion and torbjorn turrets? Its not rocket science

>>144688962
All she needs is a non-autistic skin.

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i love playing as mei but i love even more to kill the fat little greedy girls who try to freeze me

>>144688908
I see her picked like every other game. Maybe its just something about my area.

>>144688908
By far. She's just really uninteresting visually and gameplay wise. She's powerful, but only on coordinated teams which hurts her too.

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>Guy on winning enemy team says "gg ez"
>Do nothing and continue playing cause I'm not a sperg

>>144688962
Her skins should change her hair color, I'll take the hair cut but if she had blonde hair or NOT PINK, it would make her infinitely stronk.

>>144689009
Nice counter argument. Reminder that McCree is one of the most picked heroes in against good players and Mei is one of the least picked heroes. I wonder why that is?

>>144689041
she does have one
its a fucking legendary

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>Reinhardt literally hallucinates his enemies as evil monsters and strikes them down as a force of good and justice

That is just the most metal shit

>>144689074
I have an amazon fetish but I don't like her hair, so I don't pick her

http://kotaku.com/overwatch-fans-have-turned-dva-into-a-dorito-eating-gre-1780675814

>>144688962
I think her design is fine but she is super bland. She makes no jokes, her voice is boring, her kit is boring, and she doesn't really do anything particularly unique. Symmetra has the same ultra bland personality problem but at least her kit is weird and fun. A big musclewaifu could have been so good if she just wasn't boring as fuck.

i feel more powerful in d.va's pilot form than in mech form

>>144689131
>against good players
See >>144688484
Seriously, go test the damage out on the practice dummies. I'll wait right here.

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>>144689213
I fucking told you to leave her alone you faggots but you didn't listen to me

Its a "no one kills the turrets" episode even with a Pharrah/Rein

>>144689106
Wow you are an inspiration to us all, Anon.
How do you play video games without getting upset at harmless comments by 12 year olds.
Have you received your bravery commendation yet?

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>already bored of overwatch
>only level 67

patch when?

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>enemy picks 5 monkeys and a support

lmao funny stuff : )

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>mfw i can't change my battltag

welp, I guess i will keep my old name

LordSwag22

>>144689282
I love how you ignored my reply >>144688680

>>144689213
>games journalism
>"journalism"

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>>144688908
Here you go, I sorted all heroes by popularity reversed

>>144689349
Reaper anon
Reaper

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>>144688962
The fuck was Blizzard thinking with this char's design

they should have just made her a Strong Babushka, at least then she would be tolerable

Her Pink hair is fucking disgusting

>>144689330
Level 67 indicates you have played many hours. Try another game for a bit. May I suggest Fallout 4 or the Witcher 3.