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>Official Stuff
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>Official Comics
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>The Oversheet
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>OP Pastebin
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>porn archive
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Rate me

Post yours
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>have reaper on team
>enemy has winston
>reaper keeps getting killed by junkrat instead of shooting winston
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would you watch D.Va's stream?
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AYO HOL UP NOW
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Widowmaker is my wifu and she is NOT A SLUT! Please don't steal.
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what's it like to pet soldier 76?
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>fuck off tracer I'm busy
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>peek from a different cover every time
>the Widowmaker always headshots the moment you do it

Every
fucking
time
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>McCree is balanced

t. McCree main who's trash at every FPS and every character except McCree and attributes this to his skill on the champion
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>>144677223
NO-ONE CAN HIDE FROM MY SIGHT

HON HON HON HON HON
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>>144677049
Reposting for new thread.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10417527
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>>144677197
Don't worry no one will
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>hanzo picker
>he does it because he's not good enough to play blueberry
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>ywn fuck D.Va
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>>144677197
I already planted my seed in her.
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>>144677213
hahahaha
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WHY DO THESE THREADS MOVE SO FAST??????
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>>144677213
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>>144677271
E L E V E N
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>>144677123
nice going you meme loving fucks
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>>144677232
>main
>champion
holy shit you triggered me so hard you little league piece of shit
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>>144677265
>tfw she didn't have ult up
>she just wasn't scoped and the moment someone appeared she quickscopes
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>>144677197
Everyone in Talon already has
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WHAT'S IN THE PATCH?
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>>144677348
Not even ants deserve to read that garbage.
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>>144677346
It's late as fuck, so the poll's just there to tick away 'til I head off, buy boxes tomorrow.
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>>144677213
That's a fine how do you do
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>>144677331
Because you touch yourself at night
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>>144677365
>amerishits keep confusing germany and switzerland
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Can we all agree that after Widowmaker and McCree nerf, Tracer and Zarya should be the next ones on the line? They do too much damage for how safe they are. This is ridiculous, the only balanced heroes in this game are Soldier76 and Reaper
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reminder you are actually playing with MOBA babbies and CoD kiddies
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>>144677348

LITERAL TUMBLR MEME
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>>144677213
>tracer gets BTFO
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>>144677318
Whatever Widow does is better and easier than Hanzo
Yet I prefer Hanzo cause I don't mind standing on the fucking point
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>Genji player: SOMEONE KILL THAT FUCKING BASTION ALREADY

oh my god
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>>144677408
Some widows are just fucking insane

>got headshotkilled by one quickscoping while jumping out from a corner once
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The targets on the practice range react to the amount of damage you hit them with and swing longer the more damage, nice little detail
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>>144677167
best mccree skin
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>>144677474
It's shadman what did you expect
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>>144677213
God damn I love junkrat
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>>144677421
Tick rate is now 19
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>>144677487
>Tracer and Zarya should be the next ones on the line?

No, Tracer and Zarya are balanced.
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>>144677213
>70 hp
>med kit would spawn without him finding out
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>>144677367
You know "maining" a character didn't originate from League right?
Agree with the champion thing though.
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>tfw /owg/
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Pls post pics of Zarya

She's the best
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>go behind enemy lines
>wait patiently
>nobody knows you're there
>they start pushing the cart
>silently fly behind them
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>clean quadra kill

>POTG
>THIS CUNT AS: TRACER
>Kills 2 people with a misplaced grenade and chips one guy for 15%
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>>144677518

>hanzobabby corner humps and spams arrows hoping the insane head hitbox collision on his arrows instagibs somebody
>harder than actually aiming for the head
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>>144677213
HOOLEY
DOOLEY
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>>144677464
Eleven is obviously the only logical answer.
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>>144677049
>already have a hanzo on our team
>"guys I want to play widowmaker so i can get better with her"
>the entire team turns into this
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>>144677537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9PPqIWYwII

Reminder that widow is clearly a balanced character
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>52 hours of time played
>Level 57

Where are you at, owg?
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>>144677197
>having a waifu so slutty she couldn't even beat the cock and mindbroke
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>>144677487
zarya doesnt need a nerf family
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>>144677167

He has like the exact opposite personality of TMWNN/Blondie though
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>>144677487
Zarya is so under-used it doesn't matter.

Tracer needs a cooldown on her teleports.

I think Junkrat also needs a small nerf in base damage, and Hanzo needs his hitboxes fixed.
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>>144677715
50% is real
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>>144677629
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>>144677474
>swiss army knife themed skin for Mercy
>red armor with a white cross on the chest plate
>the wings become the various tools coming out of her back
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>>144677197
I don't want to touch degenerates like her. She goes to Talon HQ every weekend to get brainwashed.
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>>144677715
Did you join them as widow?
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was match making bad for anyone else today? I got raped like I've never been raped in this game and I'm level 50
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>all the fanart is lesbian
>no actual lesbians in game
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Best girl
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>tfw finally good with genji and people call me op
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does windowlicker really need her sniper to turn into an assault rifle?
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>>144677619
No, once McCree and Widow are out, every team will start running those two. Winston will not be needed anymore and tracer will replace McCree's spot
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>>144677197
>how do you want your waifu senpai?
>just fuck her mind up
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>>144677474
I know its stupid that he did that but isn't shad Swedish?
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>>144677521
kappa

does anyone want to play with me?
xmhmt#1889
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You will now become roommates with the three heroes you've played the most for one year.

How does this impact your day to day life?
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>>144677167
>we don't have a skin that looks EXACTLY like this
>just lame riverboat and mystery man
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>>144677213
>Tracer running around and engaging with 70 hp
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>52% win rate reached
>the enemy team is now at least 15 levels above your team

Thanks...
This is why normal fps games have fucking servers.

I hate this modern age "press the button and we will decide if you are allowed to have fun this time" shit that got popular because of trash MOBA genre.

I am too old for this shit.
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>Everybody's ultimate is loud as fuck
>Except for Widowmaker's ultimate, the one global ult you need to actually know about when it's active
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>>144677717

>compilation of cherrypicked clips from a very above-average widowmaker player

>implying you've ever faced a widow that did that shit to you consistently
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>>144677846
It's been pretty shit for me today but i think it's just random
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>>144677771
>and Hanzo needs his hitboxes fixed.

There's nothing wrong with Hanzo's hitboxes, it's the non-hitscan hitboxes in general.
Everyone benefits from them, it's just more noticeable with Hanzo due to his main weapon being a bow.
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>>144677867
the real question is does she need the ability to to fire off two rounds per second in scoped mode with fully charged shots every second
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>>144677896
Junkrat
Reinhardt
Mercy
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>>144677715
I do it too. Why would I care what people in my soloq casual mode games think? I play in a stack normally so if I'm playing by myself, I'm getting as much practice in as possible.
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>>144677717
To be fair, stuff like this takes pretty high skill, you'd be hard pressed finding a widow capable of doing this reliably.

But she is broken as fuck at high level, yes.
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>>144677213
ugh what the fuck are you aiming at?
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>>144677487
Zarya only needs a buff on console, she's fine otherwise
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>>144677896
p.cool
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whats the secret to playing winston?
theoretically i know what i'm supposed to do, jump into the backlines, drop my shield and harass the snipers, supports, but every time i jump into action with him i feel like i'm just getting shredded to pieces instantly and do no damage at all to the guys i'm supposed to kill.
which maps should he be picked/avoided on?
any not-so-obvious counters i have to look out for?
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>>144677474
>implying any country that isn't America matters
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>take off
>the moment I do Widowmaker shoots me down

I can't play Pharah anymore at this point, every game has a Widowmaker and every game I'm shot down like a cuck the moment I move.

Just fuck my shit up.
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Friendly reminder to upvote all healers in the post game screen. Their biting the bullet means you or your shitter teammates dont have to.

Right click - Prefer all healers. Right click - Avoid all Mcree mains and Bastion mains.
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Has anyone else experienced bugs with ult voicelines not being palyed.

Like, there's not even a massive firefight going on, but suddenly McCree instakills 5 people because it wasn't high noon apparently.
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>>144677365
I don't understand how people find anything Shad does fappable.
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FIVE GREY GREY BLUE GREY BOXES IN A ROW

AHHH
I JUST WANT SOME COINS TO BUY POSH TRACER
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>>144677335
I love the ????? at the last second of the webm
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>get knocked into the bottomless pit of free KOTH kills
>actually make it back up with spastic Lucio wallriding even though I'm not that good with him

I AM SO HAPPY
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>>144677846
only played 4 games today but they were all pretty good
almost everyone was 30-50 levels above me but I still managed to play well and the teams were well balanced
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>teammates don't stand in the objective
>teammates waste their ult on one person
>teammates never pick a tank
>when they do, they never charge
>Widows never pay attention to their surroundings
>McCrees try to be snipers
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>>144677487
tracer yes
zarya probably not, shes in-line with the rest of the game just doesnt have a very specific counter character and tends to roll over your entire team if youre stuck with even one retard who feeds her
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>>144677521

>Bastion isn't a retard that holds M1 after i deflect
>has garbage aim and dies to me spamming shurikens while double jumping anyway
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nofriendsfag here, anyone wanna team up? i'm a level 12 and i main mercy. average skill.
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>>144677896
>tracer
>pharah
>mccree

I'm going to get cucked pretty hard, aren't I?
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>>144677881
>every team will start running those two.

No they won't, and you know it. Just because you encounter someone who's good with Zarya doesn't mean she's OP.

Protip: Stop shooting at her and her allies' shields.
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>>144677494
are we supposed to care?
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Which Overwatches do you think are dating?
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>people take this seriously as a competitive game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UU8jqxAiHQ&ab_channel=ForceGaming
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>>144677571
That movie is exactly what the riverboat skin reminds me of.
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>>144677771
Genji is the one that needs his hitbox fixed. his head is shoulder width somehow...
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QUICK
ODILE OR ODETTE
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The maps are well designed and there's thought in the game, but it feels extremely safe and is doing literally nothing new. Almost every single character is a class/concept from another game done in its most tame form, and I feel the super system is done terribly to the point of just over centralizing optimal play.

It's still an ok game, but this really strikes me as exactly like hearthstone where they took a genre that everyone knows can make money, and just streamlined it for the masses in the safest way possible.
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>>144678162
toxic behavior

your banned
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Someone post some cute Pharah please
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>Carrying some shitstain motherfuckers as le balanced stronk russian tumblr gal
>Have multiple gold medals
>Yell at my team for not doing their jobs properly
>Win the game with two clutch ults
>"great ults Zarya"
>"yeah that really won us the game"
>Feel like shit for scolding them earlier
>"th-thanks"
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>>144678209
Kill yourself.
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>>144678047
Do the queers think two women can mate? even Mercy isn't that good at medical science. I wonder who the bull was in this relationship and who bared the child?
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>it's a "reinhartd wanders off on his own dooming his entire backline to certain death" episode

I'm getting real fucking tired of these
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>>144677896

>D.va
>Symmetra
>Mercy

Play games with D.va all day. Mercy takes care of us. Symmetra sits autistically in her room alone. Sign me up.
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>>144677917
Holy shit this

I don't need to know if Reinhardt used his ultimate when I'm at spawn, but when it comes to being legit wallhacked you keep that a secret unless I'm up Widow's ass?
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>>144677896
>Reinhard
>76
>McCree
sounds like i'd have a lot of fun with Rein and Jesse, not sure about 76, he seems kinda grumpy
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>>144677896
>Winston
>Mercy
>Zenyatta

The chillest people in OW as roomies? Sounds good to me
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>>144678209
the green one
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>>144678013
Your team actually also needs to do something, because you will die 1v6 no matter what you do. Wait for the enemy to engage your team, then jump in the back line and fuck mercy (or similar) up

Or just jump to the Widowmaker, preferably either after a shot so she can't shoot you in the face as easily, or from an angle she can't hit you from
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>anubis attack
>enemy team have 5 toblerons + mercy
>my team have 2 widows
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>>144678013
winston has high hp and high mobility, you dont need to aim with him so he's a good starting character.


his ult resets his hp so if you go into the fray get dmged a bit and then pop it and just jump around and be a general distraction.


he fucks any kind of squishy anything esp. those with low mobility (zenyatta, hanzo, widow, junkrat)


in big fights just put your shield down slightly far away from people and soot behind it while they try to shoot you
he's one of the easiest characters in the game but i'd def say he is more attack/harass focused than frontline tanker guy.
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>>144677896
>Pharah - Qt brown goddess for hot sex
>Junkrat - Never a dull moment and he will always have my back
>Lucio - cucks me by fucking Pharah behind my back
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>>144678041
Futafags love him because hes as much of a degenerate as they are
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What are the tried and true ways to tell if someone is a shitter?

>widowmaker doesn't need to be nerfed
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>>144678193
Only 76 and Mercy
And Lucio trying to pick up D.va or another young Overwatch
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>>144677847
none of the characters have sexualities. they don't exist.
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>>144678281
>chillest

But I don't see Mei there
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>>144678314
>anubis attack

Free win

Widow is pretty good on offense for the A point there too
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>>144678260
It's a "reinhardt's a pussy and stalls in the choke while everyone gets battered" episode
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>>144678260
follow him up you retard
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Daily reminder that Winston sucks and anyone that picks him is asking for death. Easiest kills I've made are from him
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GUYS NEW WEEKLY BRAWL
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>>144677978
Being able to scope/charge/shoot while flying through the air is dumb though. They already don't allow you to keep scope up when jumping.
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daily reminder that overtime needs to be removed
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>>144678221
>the maps are well designed
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>D. Va can actually move and do damage
>ultimate charges with damage blocked by Defense Matrix
Congratulations, she's now a fat Tracer with a shield and flight.

>Lower Sentry Mode reload time (it's faster to go back to Recon and then back to Sentry)
>Replace his selfhealing with a shield ability he can use in both Recon and Sentry mode
Congratulations, now he doesn't die on sight.
Selfhealing is useless, if you're taking damage you should just get up and switch location anyways.
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>>144677896
Junkrat
Lucio
Reinhardt
Fun times await.
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>>144677896
Roadhog
Lucio
Pharah
Yes please.
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Anubis truly is the worst map ever conceived. Fuck.
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>>144678356
>futa
>degenerate
t. diaper autism
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>>144677896
>Mercy, Pharah and Symmetra
I'm in fucking heaven
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>>144678221
well that's nothing new with Blizzard, and it's not really a bag thing.

that's exactly what they did when they made WoW too
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>>144677896
>Pharah Zarya D.va

hot foursomes all night
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>Our McCree gets PoTG
>It starts off with him literally Flash/Fanning a level 1 Torb Turret just by itself.
>I ask him why he did that when at that range, McCree's M1 two shots it.
>"Shut the fuck up ur just salty you didn't get potg qq more faggot"

Was that a Peak McCree Main?
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>>144677896
Lucio
Mei
Junkrat

Shenanigans will be had
Hijinks will ensue
And I'll love every second of it
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>>144678445
somehow even worse tahn the last week
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>playing reinhardt
>alone against 4 attackers
>about to lose shield and die
>charge into them at random
>hit their lucio
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>McRee can stun, get destroy D.Va's mech then kill her instantly.

Okay this needs nerfed.

Also:
>Mercy spent the whole game healing/damage increasing a shitty Widowmaker.

How do these people find this game fun?
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>>144677917
>>144678264
Most of the advantage of that ult comes from it's silence
If there was a barely audible buzz while it was active it'd be a much easier to deal with ultimate, but it'd make it far less useful overall

It's better how it is right now
If anything, some visual tells from the HUD when it activates would be a much better way to deal with that, now that I think about it
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>>144678201
This game is so shitty. To all you retards out there believing that this will ever have a serious competative scene, this is the reason it wont.

The game is fucking intended to be for casuals who cant aim for shit
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>>144678314
If this like half an hour ago, I was one of those Toblerones.
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>>144678445
>winston vs widow
this is more pointless than Genji vs. Hanzo
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>>144678038
nah get fucked
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>>144678423
>follow him up
>follow a reinhardt into a side room so he can fight a reaper
>a fucking reaper
>while our entire team gets shredded by their widowmakers and mccrees

I can't wait for ranked to come out so retards like you get put in the trench and can no longer give advice
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>>144677917
>D.Va's ult has a fucking indicator
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>>144678554
come ON
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Daily reminder that [controversial opinion which guarantees replies]
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>>144677896
>76
>Reinhardt
>Pharah

Lots of JUSTICE and dilfs, what more could I ask for.
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>>144678457
>arriving at watchpoint: gibraltar
>now arriving at temple of anubis
>weeelcome. . . to hanamura
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>>144678038
I vote for the player with the most along impact on the game.

I don't vote for a shitty healer, I tell them to do something easier and heal myself, or just take another healer if they suck too much.

And the people I avoid are those who play like they don't want to win. If you can't kill anyone as damage dealer, if you charge in stupidly as Reinhardt, or if you only heal and only heal one person as mercy, you get avoided
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does anyone wanna add me and play with me?

I have no friends Q.Q but I'm kinda afraid to post my Battle.net username on 4chan
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Gotta go fast!
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>>144678445
wait a second

the weekly brawl hasn't changed

why the fuck is it still Shimada Brothers
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>>144677896
>Lucio Rein and Zarya
I can hang out with my nigga and they other two will probably armwrestle for the whole year
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>>144678586
if you followed him he wouldnt have died and you could have killed reaper
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>first game
>team is all level 50+, play like gods, easy win

>second game
>get single digit levels on the team, nobody switches even when countered, nobody stands on the point, everyone just deathmatches

Is this matchmaking fucked or something
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>>144677896
>Reaper
>76
>Junkrat

I feel like this would end in disaster
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Daily reminder that the earth is round
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>>144678509
Fuck of shad
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>fed up with shitty support players
>play mercy
>heal 30-40% of team damage
>win game

how do people suck at this so much
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>>144678554
Got a loli blowjob before, let's see again.
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>>144677896
>Mercy
>Lucio
>Junkrat

Lucio and junkrat will tag team mercy in the bedroom and never let me have any
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>>144678640
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WHERE MY STREET SWINE AT?
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>>144678717
>anyone who disagrees with me is shad
I hate his art, too, faggot
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>>144678221
>The maps are well designed
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>>144678667

I don't want to play with a self pitying frogposter no
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>>144678554
cheers
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>>144678563
The best widowmaker minigame is killing the mech and getting the headshot before she lands once ejected
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>>144677197
>year of our lord
>not having your own brainwashed cocksleave
Step up niggas
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>>144678554
>>144678602
YES
junkrat is best waifu
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>>144678726
Because Mercy players always heal one tank and one tank only.
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>>144678554
>Alejandra
>not Aleksandra
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Who is best girl and why is it Zarya
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>>144678776
Shouldnt you be sniffing the ass of some horsecock futa, Shad?
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>>144677917
That's the whole point. It's 15 seconds of wallhacks, not a team wiping explosion.

Either take it out of the game or leave it as it is. Making it more obvious would just make the enemy team wait it out which is the most anti-fun thing possible.
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>>144678704
Question:

What's your winrate and is it close-to or past 50%?
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>>144678086
Level only means how long someone played, nothing else. Some people can be shitters after 200 hours, some are good after 5.
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>>144678206
as it should be.
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is it just me or are the stats completely useless? if i could, for example, display my daily averages and then plot those on a graph, i could easily tell if i'm actually getting better. as it stands, the stats don't do shit outside of serving the role of a trophy. if i could at least reset them once a month.

>hurrdurr you just don't want to have bad stats

exactly, i've become way better but it's hardly reflected in my stats. and this reflection will only slow down as i rack up more games.
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>>144678667
sure, anon.
DeityX#1845
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>Lucio
>Mercy
>Zarya

Partying with Lucio, weightlifting with Zarya, I'm not sure what I'd do with Mercy.
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>>144678554
Okay
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>>144678538
>>144678576
>>144678689
>not getting the joke
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>>144678554
I better get 99!
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>>144678554
gib mercy
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>>144678838
(You)
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>>144677717
let me get this straight, when she takes aim, after charging it and the white marker shows up when cursor it's 100% guarantee shot?
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>>144678845
>Making it more obvious would just make the enemy team wait it out which is the most anti-fun thing possible.

I'd consider that less aggravating than being killed around a fucking corner with no way of knowing I'd get a bullet in-between my eyes as soon as I peeked.
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>>144678554
lets go
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Reminder headshots should be removed from the game
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>>144677896
Lúcio, Mercy, Winston
pretty cool
>>144678554
rolling
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>>144678260
>it's a "Reinhardt charges into and behind a group of enemies." episode
Maybe if they actually pinned the enemy tank or support it'd be a fair trade but when they just blinding dash in it's just stupid.

>>144678554
Rolling.
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>>144678768
I'm a one man apocalypse.
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>>144678901
I realized your shit joke moron I am just wondering why the WEEKLY brawl doesn't change WEEKLY
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>>144678250
it's a drawing.
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>>144678229
Whose banned?
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>queue solo
>matched with 5 stack
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>>144678554
Meme me up scotty
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>>144678848
Over 50 but not much

I haven't played a lot, I'm only level 27
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>two hanzos on the team start arguing over who should switch
>they start bringing their level number into the fight
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>>144678919
Being attracted to dicks isnt straight, but you can continue to be retarded
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>>144678898
Who is Alejandra?
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Heres a quicktip for all you newbies out there

You should never directly reinhardt charge unless its a gaurenteed hit.
You should always back around a corner, jump out and hit charge midair. By the time you land you will be charging with no windup
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>>144677771
a lot of those under-usage concerns can be fixed by not allowing hero stacking.
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>>144678554
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>>144679049
that's not at all what we're talking about, but it's okay if you want to keep shitposting
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>>144678554
Something good please.
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God Zarya is so much fucking fun.

>sitting on the point with a healslut
>DIE! DIE! DIE!
>E
>Shift
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT
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100% sure if they add a new support it would make the game more refreshing
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>in a high MMR game
>really enjoyable game, actually
>both teams are about evenly matched, games are close and fun
>someone leaves, another guy comes in
>games turn to stomps because this new guy is absolute trash
>picks a variety of characters, pretty much every non-tank non-support except McCree, terrible at all of them
>how did this shitter end up in my MMR range?
>check his profile
>45 hours played, 40 hours of McCree
>everything is explained

McCRetards should just stick to their broken character, how do they delude themselves into thinking they're actually good?
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>mfw playing winston and I have to beg my teammate for the harmony orb
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>>144677896
>Reinhardt, Zenyatta and Soldier 76

Honor, peace and dad jokes will be plentiful.
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>>144678359
Complains about bastion
asking for reaper changes
thinks that fth is ok but flashbang isn't
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Widowmaker's ultimate should be straight up changed.

Soldier 76's aimbot I can live with since it's just more effective DPS you can work around, but not that wallhacking bullshit.
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>>144678554
But why
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>>144678554
roll
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>>144678554
>no junkrat
better get a 0. hes my dude
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>>144677896
Junkrat
Toblerone
Widowmaker
Widowmaker will be too good to socialise with the other two, but we'll probably have girl bonding. Junkrat would be my boyfriend, and Tob is his best friend, so there would be tinkering with explosives shenanigans all the time. Almost every meal is BBQ'd. We probably have to move around again every now and then because the place gets blown up, but we always wind up rooming together. Occasional orgies.
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>>144678954
Then stop running around corners where a widow could conceivably be posted on. There's always something you can do to avoid getting picked off by snipers even if you don't know precisely where they are. This goes for any FPS that has sniper rifles in it.
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>>144678554
h
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>>144678231
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>>144678554
gibs me dat mei
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>>144679038
>hanzo complains about no healer
>wants the widow to switch
>widow doesnt switch
>instead of switching to the healer the hanzo switches to mei and puts ice walls in front of team mates
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How can you master Roadhog's secondary fire? That thing can 1 hit <=200 health characters if done properly at mid range I'm pretty sure.
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>>144678554
ok roll
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>>144678554
D.va, vaginal sex
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>>144677487
Zarya is only good on certain maps and completely useless on others.
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>>144678554
Pls
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where's my trash d.vas at?
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>>144678554
I'm bored. Give me that 47 or 48 please.
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>>144678260
>>144678992
>mfw I charge
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>>144678554
Who the fuck is Alejandra?
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>>144679173
>footjob from Symmetra
could there be a worse answer?
>>
The matchmaking in this game is fucking garbage

This won't be playable until the add a server browser.

Which they won't so RIP is piss
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>>144678347
>>Pharah - Qt brown goddess for hot sex
Implying that Pharah would even look at you.
>>Junkrat - Never a dull moment and he will always have my back
Implying that he wouldn't get bored of your shit and kill you for a giggle
>>Lucio - cucks me by fucking Pharah behind my back
Seems legit
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>>144679103
Futafags adore shadman, thats a fact

The only one shitposting is you
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>>144679251
Mobashitter

He'd be feeding in league or dota
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>>144678586
I can't wait for you to fuck off back to League, Redditor.
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>We need a support
>You go Tracer
>We now have two Tracers
Why, why do you do this.
>>
If I'm new and want to git gud what hero should I play? Are there any youtube channels or twitch streams worth watching for tips?
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>>144678554
Let's go, Widowmaker
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>>144679252
the scrap ball itself does shit damage if you shoot someone too close, you need to be at the right range for the scrap ball to scatter for it's long range purpose.

you will get use to it, just use it more and be aware that again the scrap ball doesnt do anything and is a waste of ammo. need to get the scatter.
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>>144679287
Zarya is a golden god in koth maps and blows in most payload they are doodoo caca unless the enemy team are mouthbreathers
t. Zarya main
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>>144679352
Loli from Soldier video
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>>144679402
Why don't you go support?
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>USING RIPTIRE
>ABOUT TO BLOW UP A GROUP
>OUR MEI BLOCKS THE DOOR
>FIND ANOTHER PATH
>TIRE ABOUT TO RUN OUT
>SEE A MERCY AND ABOUT TO BLOW HER UP
>OUR ROADHOG HOOKS HER AND THE TIRE MISSES AND THE MERCY ESCAPES ALIVE
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>>144679381
you`re right
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>>144679220
>Then stop running around corners where a widow could conceivably be posted on

Bit fucking hard when she wallhacks my exact location. You can't plan ahead of somebody with the tactical upper hand.
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Can I leave when "play of the game" starts or do I have to do it after that when the scores pop up?
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>>144679065
Alejandra is the girl from the Soldier 67 short.

>tie up and do what you want
wew
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>>144678554
Rollin
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>>144678554
I prefer the shipping shitposting to the waifu shitposting, but i'm in.
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>>144679132
>>144679505
Nice blogs upReddited.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10417732

Just hit 1000 BlizzardBucksâ„¢
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>>144678567
why would i care about that?
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>>144679505
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>>144679562
you can leave as soon as the victory/defeat screen shows up, which is before that
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>>144679562
you can leave as soon as 'defeat' pops up, so yes.
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>>144679220
How is "don't walk around a corner a Widow could possibly be looking at" less antifun than the enemy team knowing that they're visible via wallhacks?
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>>144677896
>mister cree
>d.va
>zenyatta
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>>144678554
Who on earth is Alejandra?
As long as I don't get Pharah or Zarya I'm good.
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>>144679446
I find her pretty useful in Payload

Barrier yourself and someone nearby and get right behind the payload
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>>144678848
54%, level 50
>>
Who is best couple and why is it Winston and Tracer.
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>>144679220
If only Widow had some way of knowing where you were through cover, like say, a wall
>>
tell /owg/ a little bit about yourself

>your favorite hero
>your least favorite hero
>your favorite fetish
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>it's a nobody wants to play support but aren't good enough to keep support from getting dived on nonstop all game episode
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>tulpa mains Winston
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>>144679446
Zarya's good if you're playing defence on payload maps.
Pair yourself with a Junkrat or Phara and you'll teamwipe them every time you have an ult.
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>>144679620
>>144679638
Great, thanks!

We won but potg was me getting murdered in the most retarded fashion and I didn't want to rewatch it
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>>144677178
Would watch just to see soldier 76.
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>>144677049
Yo did they buff D Va? Ive been cucking people with her for the past hour.
>>
Is there like a discord or something for people who want to party up

I want my 20% bonus xp
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>>144679704
>Favorite
Don't have one
>Lease favorite
Mercy
>Fetish
No
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>people actually think picking what the game says matters

are you all just stupid?

>wahh we need support
>guess ill support
>wahh were losing
>returns to mcree/reaper main

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>144679704
>soldier 76
>symmetra
>zettai ryouiki
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Are there any highly skilled Overatch streamers out there?
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>>144679704
>junkrat
>that fucking cunt mei
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>>144677896
>D.va
>Tracer
>Widowmaker
There's going to be a whole lot more rape.
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>>144679662
>Barrier yourself and someone nearby and get right behind the payload

You're supposed to expose yourself so you charge your cannon, then duck back into cover when it pops.
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>you will never be suffocated between Zarya's large, muscular, meaty legs

Why do I even continue to live, holy fucking shit
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>>144679704
Junkrat
D. VA
Toddlerinos
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>>144679662
The thing is that they are big maps and there isn't as much action as in other modes so you never have high energy most of the time
>>144679723
I duo with a suicidal Hog, it's fun times
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>>144679704
>Favorite Hero

Mercy

>Least Favorite Hero

Widowmaker

>Fetish

Fuck off
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>Duo queue picks double Mei
>They keep walling our team in spawn on Lijang

Mei players.
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>Quick play, attack on Weaboo junction
>Two faggots on voice complaining about their teams at the start of the match
>"These are the guys stuck in silver on League of Legends"
>One picks Genji, the other Reaper
>Genji swaps to Zarya halfway through, uses ult once on the single enemy Zarya
>Reaper off playing TDM

This shit writes itself.
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>>144679704
Soldier 76
Widowmaker
Masked/faceless women
>>
Is it normal for people to run around the map and just not really care about objectives or is it because I'm only lvl 10 and people think kills are more important?
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Whoa...so this...is Bli...zzard's...balancing at...work...
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>>144679545
Yes you can. It's incredibly obvious where the most advantageous spots are for Widow to be posted depending on how far along you are on the map and once you know those, you can easily shield yourself when moving through or avoid them entirely.

The wallhacks real usefulness comes in negating attempted flanks by the enemy team.
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>>144679704
>favorite
Lúcio
>least favorite
Widowmaker
>fetish
memes
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>>144679897
It gets better, for sure.
>>
>>144679821
ASeagull
he's a very attentive streamer, answers questions nonstop, provides in-depth commentary and he's on one of the top teams.

learned a lot from him
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>>144679821
yeah just search aimbot on twitch
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>>144679704
Favourite: Zarya
Least favourite: Any male hero
Fetish: Rape
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>>144679903
Yes.
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>>144679612
>Gundam and Mariachi top
Thank fuck, /owg/ has taste tonight.
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>>144679704
>Favourite hero

Zarya or Mercy

>your least favourite hero

Probably Symmetra or Zenyatta

>your favourite fetish

gender transformation
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>>144679805
>have no healer
>entire team fight over health packs
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>>144679704
>Reinhardt
>Cree
>Vagina bones
>Implying anyone will read all of these
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>>144679704
>your favorite hero
Tracer
>your least favorite hero
Mei
>your favorite fetish
I'm pretty vanilla, I guess gangbang
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>>144679704
>Pharah and Mercy

>junkrat

wouldn't you like to know?
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>>144679704
Genji
Widowmaker
Hardcore femdom and/or /ss/
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>>144679245
I said cute not lewd
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>>144679945
I agree with this, the other "pros" I have tried watching seem like cunts.
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>>144679648
Neither are particularly fun but if you're going to alert the entire enemy team to the 15 second wallhack then you might as well not even have it at all.

>>144679702
What does that have to do with what I said? Just because she can see doesn't mean she's able to kill you.
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>>144679862
I'm saying to actually do the objective, ie. when the payload is stuck. Zarya can get it moving and the barrier will protect you for a bit.
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>>144680065
yes
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>>144679704
Tracer
Torbjorn
consensual handholding sex in the missionary position with leg-locking for the purposes of reproduction
>>
>>144679387
>The only one shitposting is you
lol

here's your reply dude
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>>144678975
reminder that they shouldn't
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>>144679903
People are idiots, but a tiny sliver less so at higher levels. People above level 50 have been pretty good so far, even combining ults in pugs
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Signs you are gud
>Getting chibi spray before pixel spray
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>>144680117
You sick fucker.
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>>144679704
Reinhardt
McCree
/ss/
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>le reinhardt blood rage xD
>when i see le enemy reinhardt we have le DUEL OF HONOR and charge each other xD
>who cares what happens to my team xD
>what do you mean stop charging in alone xD

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
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>>144677749
Gonna have to request a source on that, matey
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It shows that Blizzard map designers have never had FPS experience ever in their life. After playing for a while i come to the conclusion that most of the problem of the game comes from the horrible map design.

Especially chokepoints without alternate entrances can make a match boring as shit. Sometimes i feel like i am playing a 15v15 Dustbowl match.
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>>144679704
>Junkrat
>Widowmakerstill like her, just like her the least
>really rough sex
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>>144677487
>Zarya

YEAH LET'S NERF A HERO THAT'S DEPENDENT ON THE ENEMIES BEING COMPLETE RETARDS WITH NO COORDINATION
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>>144677896
>Reaper
>Tracer
>Widowmaker
I'd probably record of video of Reaper sleeping and instigate fights between Tracer and Widow until they kill me or lock me in a closet.
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>>144679704
Soldier 76
McRightClick
BDSM with a preference for sex slave stuff

I guess that last one is why I don't hate Widowmaker the most?
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>>144679884
>that spoiler
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>>144679704
d.va
mccree
anal
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>>144679704
>Favorite: Symmetra
>Least favorite: Bastion (Not because I think he's OP, I just think his playstyle is retarded and he has literally no character.)
>Fetish: Mindbreak
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>>144680176
The only map where I feel the game comes close to Dustbowl 3 is Anubis
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>>144679821
>tfw wanted to watch a stream to improve
>highest watched streamer was some girl with a huge cleavage
>her voice was annoying as fuck
>people throw money at this

I found ducksauce to be kind of enjoyable but I wouldn't call him highly skilled.
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its dat omnic
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>>144679287
She's way better than D.Va when it comes to cappíng the last point.

also good at defense when paired with the dwarf of many turrets
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>>144680117
Jesus christ how horrifying.
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>>144680117
MODS
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>>144679704
>french blueberry
>Zarya
>ss or femdom/reverse rape
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>>144680174
>Charge into Rein as Rein and manage to kill him and Mercy
>My team still dies
I have no team.
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Got a good story that happened just now

>playing on Ilios
>some guy on my team has his mic open
>he's on a call with AT&T
>suddenly starts saying his SSN and credit info over the phone
>half the team is yelling on comms trying to get him to stop
>he has the game muted
>we start spamming chat to get his attention
>this continues for 3 GAMES
>finally his call ends
>tell him what just happened
>"Anon has left the game"

He must be shitting himself right now
>>
what goes through someone's mind when they see a genji on their team in setup and then continue to pick genji regardless
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>>144679704
Reinhardt
Bastion
Robo girls, it makes my dick hard.
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>>144680309
>She's way better than D.Va when it comes to cappíng the last point.
Maybe if you're shit with D.Va.
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>>144679821
i watch zonda
hes not english but i hardly see him lose unless they are trolling
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>>144679945
>>144680086

Cool. Is it a_seagull? I can't find anyone named ASeagull.
>>
Looking back Star's old rebalance mod for TF2 was pretty much just Overwatch

it's no surprise he likes the game so much
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>>144680125
Thanks for the reply
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Patch 1.03 went live for PS4.
Anyone know what it's about?
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>>144679704
>Mercy
>Spamzo or Windowclicker
>Handholding
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>>144679505
>76 tries to challenge me and my turret
>mei walls off my turret from hitting him and 76 rapes me then my turret
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>>144680407
you're welcome
>>
>all my POTGs are really boring, getting a double kill or something
>best matches are where I get tons of assists, damage done, objective time, etc. so no POTG

Sigh
>>
I don't think I've ever actually been on a team in this game that is capable of counterpicking.

Stop staying the same hero for the whole match for fucks sake, when they change classes you need to do it in response.
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>>144680371
post it. I need a 144 hz monitor
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>>144680117
>leg-locking
the best
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>>144679704
>Favorite
Roadhog
>Least Favorite
Toblerone
>Fetish
Consensual, loving sex and affection
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>>144680373
"This Genji is probably retarded and is going to do nothing to the enemies turrets. I better pick him so that I can destroy the enemy turrets.

>Proceeds to disappear from the game for 5 minutes and do nothing to the enemy turrets
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCDeCMECDLU
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>>144680147
I wouldn't call myself good at the game since my aim sucks and I still need to learn a lot but I can't understand why you wouldn't focus down the objectives.
>>
>Its a Hanzo kills you behind cover because hitboses are fucked or Roadhog pulls you through an entire building
No idea why Blizzard thought this would be a good idea
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>>144677896
>lucio
>d va
>genji
seems like it would be fun all the time
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>>144679921
>>144680176
Choke points usually do have some alternate way at least for some characters.

Also, you know what breaks Choke points? Well placed ultimates.

Use those fucking ultimates.

Mercy's ult has an insane recharge rate. It can totally be worth it to revive just one person if it keeps momentum going, and anything >= 2 is almost always worth it.

This is true for all other ults. Time them, use them wisely, but do not wait so long you could've had a second one ready
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>playing based area-clearing Egyptian on Nepal
>Reinhardt sneaks into the side room
>"Hey guys look, the Reinhardt is trying to charge a Pharah hahaha."
>ded
>"Thanks a fucking lot Mei. You got me fucking killed."
>Mei: "I was trying to save you from going off the cliff. You're welcome."
>lose point while respawning
>lose game
>POTG goes to the enemy Reinhardt for starting a 4-man hammer wipe immediately after crushing me

Post infuriating teammate plays.
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>>144680373
"that guy has great taste"
"i wish i was good at genji"
"time to practice genji"
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>>144680117
>everyone joking like this isn't hot
happy sex between two people that love each other and only want/think about one another is top-tier quality.
>>
What is the most shipped ship of all Overwatch ships?
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>>144679704
>>>/soc/
>>>/trash/
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>>144680301
youre probably the same guy that keeps posting those shitty emoji pictures

this is equally unfunny
>>
Reminder that if you don't have a Symmetra at the start of every non KOTH match, you're actively contributing to a loss.
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>>144679704
>McCree
>Torbjorn
>everything
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>>144680449
Now you see why people pick offense heroes and deathmatch instead of trying to win

Nice guys don't got potg
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>>144679704
Reinhardt/Reaper
Symmetra
Public sex
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>>144680396
yea A_Seagull.


I dunno what his regular stream hours are but he's already established in the tournament scene so I'm sure he's busy.
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>>144677365
Well she has no swiss VA, her accent is clearly high german.
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>>144680570
Angela Ziegler x Jack Morrison
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>>144680554
Its not that it isn't hot. Its just too lewd to even be talked about.
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>>144680396
yep
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Mercy's damage boost is very situational, Mercy should have her pistol drawn instead if nobody requires healing. Prove me wrong.
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>>144679402
'cause get fucked bitch
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>Hey, it's me, Chris Metzen. What would you say are a Sniper's weaknesses?

I'd say their biggest weaknesses are being flanked and their inability to effectively fight or escape from opponents who get into close range.

>So you're saying we should give Widowmaker global wallhacks, an incredibly quick escape ability and a powerful submachine gun to use in close range?
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>>144679704
Pharah
Widowmaker/Tracer/McCree
Sucking fat cocks
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>>144680223
OC posting hope u guys like them
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>queue solo
>get a team that actually picks for what we need
>everyone knows what they're doing
>everyone has god-tier chemistry
>stomp the other team
>next match
>we're split up
WHY
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>>144680630
>>144680652

Awesome, thanks.
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>>144677896
> D.Va
> Zarya
> Lucio
Video games with D.Va, lifting with Zarya, cutting up the rug with Lucio. This shit would be slammin
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>>144679483
Cause he's the tank, silly
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>killcam shows me not even firing my weapon while my opponent whittles me down
wew fucking lad
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>D.Va on a normal mission with her mech friends.
>streaming that shit for the views.jpg
>the battle is totally in her favor, winning like that champ she is
>the world is watching and cheering.
>As they reach their objective she sees a easy kill on a feeling enemy.
>Easy game points.jpg
>command yells it's a trap but she's blinded by that greed for more views and world wide praise
>whole squad rushes after her to save her
>as she chases enemy into a room
>She realize its a trap but can't flee because of Sentry guns focus firing.
>she got to keep Defense matrix up or she's Cheese
>World watches in Horror as Hero is cornered and about to die
>Defense Matrix holding running out of power
>she panics as the Matrix goes down
>Squad comes in behind her and pushes her out as her Mech gets destroyed
>door closes behind her
>She can her the screams of her former Mech pilots and gamer friends as they get mowed down by Sentry guns trying to protect their icon pilot
>She's crying and hitting the door to get back to them
>someone takes grabs her and flees
>soldier 76
>she's still crying as the world watches in horror

I want D.Va to suffer because I love her
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>>144680554
I agree.
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>>144680594
Well at least I virtually always get a card at the end of the match.

Too bad they're useless, why don't they give XP?
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>>144680657
they don't do that in comp, so you're wrong.
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>>144677896
>Reinhardt - ol' grandpa telling you stories and always having your back
>McCree - shows you how to use the revolver and gets wasted with you
>Torbjörn - same as Reinhardt, but fixes your shitty rig and puts in some shit that is better than the ones for the next 20 years
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Soldier 76's legendary skins fucking suck
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>>144680373
He's my best hero why wouldn't i pick him.
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>>144680693
>>
>try widow
>be absolute garbage
so after how many hours does this get fun?
>>
Got 1k. Mako or Sharkbait?
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>widowmaker
>charge time increased by 1.75x-2x its current time
>fire rate for sniper rifle decreased by a large amount, charge doesn't start until you're able to fire again
>minimal charge damage (anything below first arrow) increased to 33
>max charge damage is 100
>sniper headshots deal triple damage instead of double

>MAYBE increase shot consumption to 5 (from 3)

>assault rifle unchanged

Thoughts?
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>>144680570
The canon one.
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>>144680832
So do Zarya's

Probably gonna pick her emo one anyways
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>>144680657
>giving someone 30% extra damage is "situational"

-/owg/
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>>144677896
>D.Va
>Pharah
>Mercy
welp, looks like we're going to mcdonalds
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>>144680867
COMMITMENT AND WILLING TO LEARN

like EVERY other VIDEO GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144680885
Mako
>>
>>144680832

we need gran torino 76 legendary
>>
Does Mercy's damage boost make splash damage decent for Pharah's rockets?
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>>144680780
Thats because professional players are actually good and will probably kill someone if you damage boost them. Good luck finding skills like that online.
>>
>Retard doesn't contest the point as we're losing
HOLY SHIT
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>>144680885
Hawaiian skin is better
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>>144680704
>play in a stack
>this happens every time
Eventually you get into higher MMR and you start playing against equally good stacks but it's still fun while it lasts.
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>>144680894
>any ship
>canon

lmao
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>>144680914
"shit /owg/ says"
>Mercy damage boost is situational
>Forced Fifty is a real thing
>Bastion is OP
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salty notch
a
l
t
y
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Favorite: Mei
Least Favorite Widowmaker
Fetish: Ahegao
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>>144680657
stop posting
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>>144680757
Take your slashshipping garbage somewhere else.
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>>144680518
Well there are legit flankers in this game who should not be at the objective all the time. Reaper, Genji, the snipers, D.Va and Winston are all characters that do much good work elsewhere, but everything has its time.

I think some people get stuck in the 'I'm a flanker" mindest it similar and forget the goal is always the objective.

I've used zarya's ult for one single person and it was worth it, why? Because overtime for them was running out, the rest of the team was close behind and that one person would've reached the zone in time if it weren't for the black hole.

So yeah.. Game awareness is something you can't really have at the beginning, and some people are slow learners.

I think anyone above level 30-40 should've played long enough to notice what wins the game and what doesn't, though
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>144677896
>roadhog
>widowmaker
>Lucio

Lot of drugs, murder, and rave music.
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>literally 1v4 and take back the point as rein multiple times
>potg goes to the useless torbjorn on koth who got a double kill once
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>>144680903
makes you wonder why they didnt give her a fucking steampunk skin. would've worked well with her

or some big punk one, not some gay emogoth one. big mohawk, for example.
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Which Reinhardt skin has the axe instead of the hammer?
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>>144681035
>>Bastion is OP
no one has been saying that in a week, it's all about mccree and widow now
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>>144675382
>He's related to the scientist who raised Winston
>The reason why he's so depressed is because his father left him and his family long ago
>To him there are no more hero's in this world
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>>144678448
I think it makes the game intense
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HARD VARK
>>
how do i git gud as winston
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>>144681035
>Mei is OP
>Zarya, Symmetra, and Zenyatta are useless
>Capture and Payload maps are defense-sided
>>
This game is literally unplayable at times. Why does no-one understand the importance of contesting the payload on defence? Why do retards playing Toblerone think putting a turret down while being shot at is a good idea?
>>
>>144681154
blackhardt and the recolor
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>>144677896
Junkrat
Lucio
D.Va

>pulling pranks with Junkrat
>chilling to Lucio's stuff and maybe help him make some songs
>getting our asses kicked by D.Va in vidya on stream

sounds pretty fun
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>>144681154
Black and Blood.
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I want all Widow players to die.
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>>144677896
Fun times with 76 and Junkrat.
Widowmaker only emerges to eat or use the bathroom.
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>>144680832
his only decent skin is 20 bucks

shieet
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>>144680914
It is situational, like if your teammate is using an ultimate or Junkrat is spamming a choke point where the enemy is pushing. In other situations Mercy could be contributing by doing damage herself.
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>>144681107
Have they confirmed new skins will be added? Maybe I'll just wait once I save up 1000
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So how does the shekel system in this game work?

Are we only going to get coins to buy skins from loot crates that already have a shit percentage of dropping coins?
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>>144677896
>Genji, Reaper, and Junkrat
Junkrat would either never be there due to being in jail or trying to do merc work or blowing the place up
Genji would be out trying to fuck his brother up
Reaper would be out trying to kill them both for leaving the A/C on
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>>144680458
Didn't write it down
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>>144681093
No need to be upset anon.
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>>144681241
76 would just sit on the couch and read though.
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>>144680920
What's this D.va/Pharah/Mercy joke about? I keep seeing it every once in a while, is it referencing some tactic or what?
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>>144681095
fucking CLOVER

>>144677896
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>>144681063
Who's his main?
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>>144681105
>Play as Pharah
>Kill 4 people , 3 of them with my ult
>PotG goes to a Tracer that just scratched the dudes I killed with a bunch of 20-2-2 and 6 at the same time
>>
Who else here knows the pain of queuing solo after usually playing with a group? The match-making is brutal.

>Solo queue today after winning a bunch of games over the weekend in a 4-man
>First game: Offense, fucking three Widowmakers

Fuck that, quit immediately and queued again.

>Next game: join-in-progress with two Widowmakers on offense this time.

I'll just take the quitter's penalty.

This is on console, so 100% chance all five WMs were worthless.
>>
PURE AS FLIP
>>
>>144681063
Is he salty or just joking since most pharah's get killed before they manage to get a single kill with it.
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>>144677896
>D.Va
>Lucio
>Soldier 76

76 would have us running a tight ship, Lucio might cuck me though.
>>
only 1 legendary skin at level 52, wtf?
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>people who main windowmaker
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>>144681035
>>Forced Fifty is a real thing
They would be correct. The system would be fun for both parties if all players in the match were of equal skill level, but that is certainly not the case with this game, which is what frustrates so many people. Thus, "stomp" games ad infinitum. AAA developer dollars at work, everyone.
>>
>>144681214
>Why do retards playing Toblerone think putting a turret down while being shot at is a good idea?
it's a distraction that allows you to escape with your life and build the turret in a safe spot instead of waiting to respawn. engis in tf2 do the same thing.
because it works
>>
>No one wants to play support or tank
>I'm forced to do it
>If I don't literally no one will switch and we spend the entire game without one
>Widow, Genji, Tracer, Hanzo, D.va mains in every game
>People push out too far on defense and die thus losing us the game in the first 15 seconds of the round
>In the 1 out of 15 games that someone else does pick support they die two times then switch to widow or or something equally retarded mid round

Clearly the only way I'll enjoy this game is ranked, forced 50 is too strong in quickplay.
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>>144681248
>instead of giving a 76 or pharah even more damage Mercy should put herself in the line of fire to spam her slow-ass travelling peashooter at distant targets

Holy fuck just fucking stop
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>>144680903
Honestly the black one doesnt look too bad in game

I have her siberian one, its meh
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>>144681301
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>>144681394
xD good meme, pal

+1
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>>144681360
Ouch... Level 52, got 6
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>>144681350
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>>144681349
> 5 genjis and me playing zen in quick play
> I switch to genji with 1 min left because we are getting laughably wrecked
> all golds

the meme strategies don't work if everyone is literally shit
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>>144680174
lol stay mad bitch, i'll keep charging
>>
>>144681431
epic blog

where do i subscribe?
>>
Overtards will NEVER experience this skill ceiling:

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465151335715.webm
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>>144681463
Why do people give Widowmaker big breasts when she is flat as fuck?
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>Play Mercy for the first time
>We win
>Everyone thanks me
>mfw
What is this feeling?
>>
>>144681402
Not if they're about to die and the turrets going to be destroyed straight away anyway.
>>
>>144681301
HOLY SHIT what is this from?
>>
>Arriving at Nunbani
DA LO LI
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>>144679704
>Pharah
>Mcreeeeeeeee
>Futa/Traps
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>friends are all offline
>I'll try some solo matchmaking, I'm sure I'll get matched up with an okay team eventually
How do you fucking stand it lads
>>
>>144681540
Well yeah probably, whats your point?
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>>144681540
>1 kill
Wow...so this...is a Valveâ„¢ game...
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>>144680570
>two qt christmas cakes
>that dialouge about patching up and flying together
>most importantly, great gameplay synergy

What's not to love. Best girls best ship.
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>>144681543
Because slashshipping and the faggots who fap to it are a disease.
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What's your highest elimination rate with Mercy? Her pistol is actually really good for headshots.
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>>144680456
make me.
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>>144681540
>Rockets with continent wide AoE
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>>144681431
whats your excuse when your competitive win rate is also below 50%, thought of any good rationalizations yet?
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>>144681540
overwatch isnt a technical game
its made for casuals

and it does a pretty good job at being casual
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>>144681540
Holy shit, after playing so much Overwatch, I forgot how terrible this game was.

Also that's not skill, that's called an arbitrary and unintuitive barrier of entry to a character.

Skill would be better reflected through your game sense, your team comp abilities, your teamwork abilities, and your accuracy.
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>>144680570
shipped
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>>144681629
he gets 3 kills retard
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>>144681431
>Bastion, Reinhardt and Mercy Cheese outside their spawn
>Die defending the base alone because they have a tracer and reaper
>they cap it in 40 seconds

Thank god that shit doesn't happen anymore
The shit I have seen in depths of low mmr is terrifying
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>Bastion in the POTG

Is there something about the algorithm that favours him?
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>>144681547
Now go to a gay club wearing a t-shirt saying "free blowjobs" to get the same feeling again.
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>>144680952
>having to contest the point as Mercy because everybody else is off fighting personal battles
True hell.
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Why does OW have the best memes?

Is this a marketing gimmick by Blizzard?
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>>144681540
>3 cleanups
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>>144681592

Solo matchmaking is hell, two man queues are still impossibly bad. The only way to start enjoying the game is to do 3 man queues so you can secure your team at least 1 of each role that's fulfilled by a talented player.

The community ruins the game, I don't even bother queueing solo.
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When I play Zarya I mostly spam rclick and only use left when I need to finish off someone at low life. Am I doing it wrong?
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>>144681504
SOURCE
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>>144680578
and you can't stop me from posting them.
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>>144681349
Me.

>party comp is shit, people who can't use a mouse and keyboard properly pick widowmaker and genji
>team gets wiped by easy to avoid ults that any retard could have predicted were coming even before the sound cue
>nobody comms or listens to comms
>1 by 1 rushing into enemy teams and getting killed just to do it again
>objective? what objective?
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>>144681708
Give me a Winston edit of this pic.
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>>144681654
18 elims, 10 killstreak, 9 objective kills, 90% accuracy
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>>144681704
One was accidental and other he didn't even aim the rocket in the same postal code.
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>>144681713
yeah, the more triple kills he gets the more likely one of them is going to be PotG
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Anyone wanna add me and play?

Laigerick#1431
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>>144681540
>mfw remembering how fucking huge AOE and slow the rockets are in tf2

jesus dick how did people play this?

inb4 "just use the direct hit lol xd"
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>>144681732
A colourful variety of polished characters

It's basically the Disney/Pixar effect. They know how to make instantly likable characters.
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>>144681795
I honestly couldnt care. You waste so much time here to get 0 (You)s and thats on you buddy.
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>someone tries to sneak up on you as mercy
>kill them

embarrassing
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>>144681540
>tf2center
>skill
lol
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>>144681592
I almost enjoy my anger
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>have a 57% winrate, expecting shit games
>get thrown into a KOTH team with 4 others at the same level range (35-40)
>other team's lowest level is 45
>our 6th player is a level 7
>he picks Lucio and gets lost, unable to get to the point, never speed boosts, only uses his amp for self heals
>forced to either lose major damage for a second Lucio or just tough it out with practically no lucio
>lose
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>>144681841
>summery
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>>144681540
so did this guy just start playing yesterday? i really hope you didn't think this was actually impressive
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>>144681540
>unintended engine abusing movement mechanics are a great skill cieling xD
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>>144681762
It boggles my mind that people just don't understand fundamentals like basic team composistion, basic hero counters, positioning so you don't get sniped/jumped, using cover, decent placement of defenses, teamwork or standing on the objective to win/not lose
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>>144681865
I see deep sadness in this man's eyes. What happened.
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>>144681878
Well remember, first it was in a bundle with HL2 and Portal, then it went F2P. That's all it did right.
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>>144677896
>widow
>mercy
>76

Like im living with my parents again. Only this time i have a sadistic older sister.
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>>144681774
Depends who you're fighting

I like to use Primary fire on big characters, works pretty well
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>>144681982
well, Peyton approached him in the locker room one day..
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>>144681982
He realized he is so poor all he has is money.
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>>144681901
>he thinks i post manually
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Anyone have any guides for genji on how to do the long jump?

I can't seem to get the timing right.
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>>144677949
you haven't seen the webm that proves Hanzo has a broken hitbox. He literally kills enemies without hitting them.
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>>144681592
I enter every game expecting a loss. I have no faith in my teammates and I long for the sweet release of death.
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>>144681686

It wasn't anywhere near 50 in the closed beta and it wont be here either. Why? Because I can finally play against and WITH players of equal skill level.

No more will I have to get a level 30 D.va main on my team who feeds the enemy ults and does nothing all game, no more Bastion pickers who sit in turret form while getting shot by a widow and don't move, and finally no more teammates who can't figure out that you have to shoot the enemy Reinhardt's shield to break it instead of running away.
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>>144679204
>junkrat husbando girl

marry me
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>>144681961
K.
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>>144681592
I play for fun
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>>144681841
What
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>>144682085
that's a good thing.
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>>144682082
The king's row one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l02RmOInGw
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>>144677896
>Genji Reinhardt and Zenyatta

Pretty fun and chill as fuck trio.
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>>144677771
>Tracer needs a cooldown on her teleports
If you mean the blinks? No. Shes already one shot by an absurd amount of things so mobility is her only way to sruvive. Now if you mean a longer CD on Rewind sure, that comes back a wee bit too fast.
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>>144681714
>>144681878
Cute!
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>>144682096
But you can already play with whoever you want on your team, just invite them to a group.
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>>144682185
This is not "a good thing"
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>>144681540
Fuck off back to your mlp threads
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>King's row is a lovely map
>completely ruined by the last point
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Where is Tracer's dick in this image?
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>>144682010
Mostly against fast heroes but yeah against solo fatties the beam is great. It just feels weird and awkward to aim.
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Blackhardt or bloodhardt?
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>>144682103
Do you in any way, shape, or form resemble Junkrat?
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>>144682082
You press shift...?
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>>144681592
it's just a game dude, what's there to get mad about?
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torbjörn needs a buff, his turret is only good against total retard, much like bastion. but unlike bastion it doesn't do insane amounts of damage, so it's not even worth being protected by a dedicated reinhardt. molten core also fucking sucks compared to bastions tank.

why pick torbjörn when you could pick basion? torbjörn literally only exists to reel in tf2 engineers.
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>>144681878
>tried to play tf2 again between beta and release

It just felt so shitty
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>>144682263
In her pants.
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>>144682263
>tumblr shipping
>combined with futafaggotry
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>>144677896
>Pharah
>Bastion
>Mei
Thick, exotic, and unending speed and pleasure.
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>>144682263
tucked with her balls shoved back up.
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How the fuck am I supposed to play symmetra
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>>144682268
Try aiming it on console

It's hell
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>>144681431
>People push out too far on defense and die thus losing us the game in the first 15 seconds of the round
This shit right here is the fucking worse. Everybody runs right up to the door like a bunch of idiots and then gets mowed down.
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>>144682351
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>>144681789
noname55
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>>144682237
yes it is.
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Spy hero when?
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>>144682394
place teleporter and be worshipped by your team
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>>144682275
Blood
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>>144682258
Not really. All the Payload maps are built the same way. Wide open areas with lots of flanking routes with a narrow enclosed corridor at the end. The maps are heavily attack sided so it's just there to give the defense a chance at actually winning.
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ANYBODY THAT PICKS GENJI ON DEFENSE SHOULD BE FUCKING CASTRATED
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>>144682446
noname55 is my hero. Gives me all the Ivy SFM my dick needs.
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>>144677896
>Junkrat - Dude seems like he's not the type to sit still and just relax for very long, not to mention his entire room being an explosive hazard. at least he's cute
>Lucio - Chill as fuck dude would be perfect to live with. Get to talk about music with him and just have fun times.
>Roadhog - He'd be alright to live with as long as you don't piss him off too bad, I think. Would probably be crazy living with both him and Garbagehamster, though. I'd expect visits from the police to be a regular thing.
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>using stonehardt skin since the day I got it
>never fall for the meme of instantly charging enemy reinhardts
>eventually find one using the blackhardt skin
>both start slugging it out instantly
Sorry team but in the end it had to be this way.
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>>144682456
fuck off scrub and go play LoL
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Tumblr dike is probably the most useless tank, just like genji if you don't attack her while her damage block is up then you get a free kill as soon as it drops
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>>144682457
blizzcon 2016
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>>144682351
Why do you see everything from such an autistic point of view? Men commonly like to see 2 girls kissing or lezzing it up, it's common even in "normie" stuff like men's mags or music videos. It's nothing to do with "shipping", which to most people refers to the movement of boats.
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>>144682394
Dump turrets in side chokepoints out of immediate sight
Shield your team
Hide your teleporter nearby
Spam charged balls at the big choke
W+M1 rape anything that gets near you

It's this simple
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>>144680952
>just respawned
>have to rush to the objective because we'll lose in 10 seconds and my whole team is busy doing whatever

I sometimes wish there was an emote to just scream at the retards to focus the objective.
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How the fuck do I play Genji

>Attack a squishy
>Suddenly a support runs in and I cant out DPS their healing
>Or a Widowmaker snipes me mid attack
>Or that stupid fucking monkey plops down and renders me useless
>Or, after getting the drop, my Swift Strike doesnt do enough damage so they're able to run away
>Or, if I kill them, I immediately get gangbanged by the rest of their team because Genjis escape is fucking useless to anyone who can aim
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>>144682457
Hopefully never
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>>144682394
Place turrets in choke points, behind walls, basically in any spot that will surprise or ambush a player

Use alt fire for area denial and/or against slow, large characters.

Place teleporters in hidden but close spots, maybe guard with a turret or two. Remember to face it the correct direction so people don't exit it into a wall>>144682424
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>>144681350
>pure
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>>144682457

Never, fuck off
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>lvl 45 mei on our attack side
>walls me off from killing mercy
>walls me off from killing junkrat + mercy
>walls me off from charging their hanzo who was ulting
>walls me off from getting a triple hammer kill
>misses ulti completely

how do you play the most braindead character in the game and still be shit
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>>144682565
make me.
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>>144682263
STOP WITH THE YURI
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>>144682583
>Men commonly like to see 2 girls kissing or lezzing it up
You mean teenage boys.
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>>144682568
Sounds like you're shit at using Zarya and don't actually know when to use her shields.
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>>144682446
Thanks, slut.
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>>144682609
mash jump, mash your dash, right click when you're spazzing about, left click when you are aiming at somebody's head

nobody will be able to hit you and everyone will think you're pro
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>>144682318
Literally get fucking good.
His turret is broken in how fast it locks on, the damage is fine, and Molten Core is not an offensive skill.
He plays entirely different from Bastion.

>>144682568
>This idiocy
A good good Zarya tosses shields while damage is already going out, same with Genji's deflect.
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>>144682636
She wasn't trying to win, she was trying to annoy you. Sometimes I just pick Mei and fuck with a retarded McCree player or something. They deserve it.
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>>144682457
but mcree already 1shots everyone
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>>144682595
Look at the objective and spam F
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>M1 fires a barrage of tiny hearts doing more damage the closer you are, but widening and creating a cone the farther away they get Has about the same distance as Meis ice beam.
>M2 fires a magic missile full of stars and hearts
>E sends a large slow moving but high damage heart. If you fire your magic missile through it, the missile becomes faster and stronger, with more splash damage
>SHIFT creates a rainbow bridge that you and teammates can walk on to get up to ledges/on buildings etc.
>ULT is the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. Gives all teamates a damage and health buff reliant on the distance they are to each other. Amount of damage and health is dependent on how close and how many other teammates are around.

Thoughts? I really just wanted a ridiculous left field character like a magical girl. Someone who fits into the game just enough to work, but is still a strange enough edition to be interesting.

Would you play?
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>>144682568
shitter detected

did you post >>144682318 as well by any chance
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>>144682641
post your masteroverwatch profile so I can laugh at your stats
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>>144682650
no
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>McRightClick's FTH being gutted
>Tracer's heal on recall removed
>Widowmaker's bodyshot damage nerfed, RoF reduced, Ult volume increased

FUCKING

W
H
E
N
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>>144682650
>hating purest form of love
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>>144682691
Rude
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>>144682583
>calls me autistic
>unironically uses 'normies' and 'lezzing'
>"which to most people refers to the movement of boats"
9/10 well done m8
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>>144677896
>Mercy Soldier 76 and Reinhardt
Damn that would be pretty cool.
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Post top 5 played characters and judge

>Mercy
>Rein
>Lucio
>Roadhog
>Widowmaker
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>>144677896
Bastion
Reaper
Soldier: 76
Well I guess I will be playing monopoly with those fine gentlemen.
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>>144682780
>>144682772
asking to stop posting something is 4chan's version of a thinly veiled request, neuufags
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>>144682568
You pop the shield when they're already shooting you (or a teammate)

Guaranteed damage block and power boost

Plus it can save you from telegraphed attacks that normally kill you (Rein's charge thing)
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>>144682724
>This entire concept
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>>144682803
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>>144678445
Big deal theres not even a reward for doing it like in Heartstone.
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>>144682780
>purest form of love is autistic neckbeards pretending they're a girl

Fuck off
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>>144682651
i meant what i said.
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>>144679592
>Implying Genji could ever satisfy Tracer with his tiny little Jap cock
>Implying she hasn't already been broken in by the WHOLE HOG
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>>144681965

It's disheartening to load into a game and within the first 10 seconds my teammates all pick DPS/Defense heroes (ones that don't actually fit the map or side we are on) and I instantly know the game is a loss. No matter what I pick or how well I play there is nothing I can do to change the outcome of the game because my team is straight out of the trench.

Like you said, people just don't know what to do, they can't pick the right heroes, they don't know how to counter hero picks or ults, they don't understand the objective modes, and no one really wants to adapt to anything.
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>first time playing Mei
>do this
She's pretty good
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>>144682837
Beta who fills the boring but necessary roles while the alphas are having fun.
>>
Why did I just get matched against a party of level 120 somethings as a team of level 30s?
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>>144682457
The day they add a cloaking hero is the day when the forums will blow up from the amount of whine.
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>>144677896
>lucio, mercy, and zyra

Good health and good vibes. Work out, keep my health in tip top shape, and go to concerts and jams with Lucio. I'd dig it.
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>tracer now survives fatal hits with 1 hp so she can recall the damage

i fixed tracer
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>>144682691
I ship Pharah with Genji, because Pharah seems like the "i'll take your man" type of bitch.
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>>144682837
>Mercy at top
Good man
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>>144682530
>Guy picks Genji on defense
>Another person picks Hanzo
>3rd picks Tracer
>2nd Symmetra
>Final guy picks Lucio even though everyone's spaced out by miles
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>>144682882
3/10
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>>144681789
Source filmmaker.
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>>144677896
Mei Reinhardt and Mercy. What would happen?
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I NEED THE PICTURE OF THE FLOWCHART
IDK IF I WANNA BUY THIS GAME TY
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>>144682754
make me.
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>>144682936
But they're fun AND necessary, anon
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>>144678260
>>144678992
>tfw I always moved forward with the barrier up because fuck standing in choke point like some of those retards
>Reinhardt has a verbal and visible que just before it breaks
>my teammates never move before it breaks

People are dumb.
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I badly want an agile melee hero in this game, apparently genji was melee in beta before they remade him.

I just want to get in there and fuck shit up while noone can hit me.
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>>144682882
>>144682803
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Got 1000g to burn, whats D.va's best legendary skin?
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>>144682882
>E MER GENJI
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>>144682754
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>>144682985
>Pharah
>anything but upstanding and loyal

Nah senpai
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>>144682837
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>>144682939

Level doesn't = skill :^)

But it seems like your team was Blizzard's win rate chopping block.
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>>144683046
genji would be a great melee hero if his base movespeed was faster. If you're a good genji and know how to use your wallclimb and double jump you can already juke an entire team and survive longer than expected
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>>144682913
as salty as shoyu
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Your favorite character finds themselves in the Warhammer 40k Universe

How do they fare
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>>144682861
i don't care.
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>>144679704
>D.va
>Genji
>Delicious loli
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>>144682709
I was Reinhardt.
She was definately trying to win, and we stomped them in less than two minutes. She was just garbage
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>>144683083
Her classic is the best.
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>>144682985
Pharah would never do such a thing.
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>>144677896
>Reinhardt
>Roadhog
>Junkrat

Well it won't be boring at any rate. And I'll have Reinhardt there to protect me should things get out of hand (which is guaranteed).
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>>144683053
Atleast PharMercy is better the Genji one
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>He doesn't main symmetra
>He doesn't use the exploit
>He doesn't want POTG
>>
REMINDER THAT IF YOU ARE WINSTON YOUR JOB IS TO KILL THE WIDOWMAKER

STOP TRYING TO FIGHT THE ROADHOG JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE MY TEAMMATES DOING THIS
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>>144683217
that anatomy
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>>144683248
lol
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>>144683153
They dead.
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>>144683153
>Reinhardt
An abnormally boisterous astartes with a unique variant of power armor.
Tech Marines all over his dick.
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>>144677896
>Tracer
>Reaper
>Torbjorn
Drink with torb, try to fuck tracer, bribe reaper with linkin park andpapa roach cd's so he doesn't kill me. Sounds like fun.
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>>144682609
Jump around and poke. Use E if they are obviously targeting you. If they are close spam rclick. It fires off faster. When they are low enough combo them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb5wqleyVFo
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>>144683301
you can't stop us from throwing the game no matter how much you rage
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>>144679704
76
Mei
Gyaru
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>>144682724
No.
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>>144683253
don't need to use an exploit. her gun rapes hard enough. She is secret OP IMO.
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>>144677896
>genji
>reaper
>soldier 76
A ladies man, edge lord, and father figure.
Could be worse.
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>>144681303
The other boards I go on are /k/ and /his/ so....
>discuss past wars and weapons used
>watch action movies and laugh about the inaccuracies
>friendly debates on historical figures
sounds like a solid mentor-pupil relationship desu senpai
>>
Requesting

Neck yourself, bitch
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>>144683083
I bought B.Va, I like it. D.Va's alternates are pretty average though.
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>>144683253
ive been trying to look for spots like these i guess im just not looking hard enough
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give me 2 good reasons to pick torbjorn over bastion.
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>>144677896
>Zarya
>Pharah
>Mercy

Gonna get teased mercilessly and then unceremoniously mounted in the middle of the night by at least one sneaky military mistress with alcohol on her breath.
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>>144683253
What the fuck.

>>144683391
I feel a need to listen to papa roach now. Thanks anon.
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>>144683253
Blizzard would probably ban for this too which is unfortunate.
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>>144683391
>implying Reaper doesn't listen to Slayer

Step up senpaitachi
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>playing junkrat
>escorting payload behind Reinhardt
>get some lucky long fuckin ass shot to land right on their Widowmaker's head across the map
>in the doorway behind me Tracer runs into my trap trying to sneak up on us
>I go back and kill her then the Mcree with a shot+concussion bomb
>ult is ready
>climb wall with my tire and kill their Lucio
>"Victory"
>potg goes to Torbjorn sitting around with a thump up his ass while his turret kills a few ppl
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No homo I want Reaper to cover me with his edgecoat
>>
>teams upon teams of reapers and hanzos
>dropped into losing games of moutbreathing retards halfway through
>dropped into koth games where I'm the only tank and getting gold objective times with less than a minute
>dropped into more losing games
>dropped into more two hanzo and reaper games

>people will tell me the forced 50 isn't real
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>>144683504
nice blog

where can i subscribe
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Lmao had this fucker get mad at me for using ice wall on defense map because...he wanted the kill? Lol?
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>Shitlicker has switched to Genji (was Mercy)
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>>144683551
We get it 76.
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>>144681890
The characters aren't even that likable, they're just barely enough of a shell that's aesthetically pleasing that people just fill in the rest. The gameplay itself is what ties everything together.

Every single hero only goes through about 4 lines of dialog that embody their character. It's like when L4D, when Louis became a drug addict with pills, Zoey became instant porn bait, and Francis became really perverted. All four L4D characters are functionally identical, people just got attached to them and filled in their personalities with fan remixes.

Blizzard and Valve are the only self-aware companies in the industry. Everyone else takes themselves too seriously and tries to live up to hype. Blizzard just makes things that are fun, the world building and memes will just pop up from fans.
>>
WHY AM I TEAMED UP WITH LOW LEVEL PEOPLE
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>>144683587
Hey fagshit, if you really think forced 50 is real then why not just disconnect from 500 games in a row, and have lots of fun winning your next 500 games without ever losing?
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>>144683474
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>>144683587
>dropped into teams where the enemy has 3 tanks and my teammates are still fucking playing genji

counterpick for fucks sake goddamn can we not have a huge as shit glaring tooltip in the tutorial telling people to do this
>>
You have 10 seconds to defend Widowmaker
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>>144677896
>Mercy
>D.Va
>Lucio

Not bad.
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>>144677917
Someone make this pic but with Lucio
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>>144683706
Torborn abusing
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>>144682004
christ that vector of Mercy is awful
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>>144683083
i unlocked the lime skin (75 shekels) because i can't stand the pink mecha
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>>144683035
>Do you like FPS
Yes

>What is your MOBA?
League: Overwatch
Dota2: TF2
Heroes of the Storm: Battleborn
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Everyone seems so sure Widow will be nerfed but have blizzurd even mentioned her?
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>defense goes two bastions
>melt their shit with Zarya
>they can't even kill me with simultaneous ults

haha this character rules
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>>144683653
maybe if you were better at protecting your mercy he wouldn't have switched
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>enemy team stacks Genjis with a Mercy and Rein
>switch from dwarf to Sym and set up turrets behind us and orb Rein whenever he shields
>aimbot down the Genjis whenever they charge in and get slowed
>this goes on for 5 minutes with no change in tactics

>"OMG nerf turrets"
>"GG turrets won for you noobs"
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>>144683083
i am a newfag to this game
>mfw i didn't know Reinhardt could push D.va ulti back
I should read up some advanced info like this on the wikia or something.
>>
I'm looking for a new waifu. Post cute.
>>
do we all know about this?

http://overwatchlf.com/
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>>144683706
can deal with bastions
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>>144683706
Oh fuck, I guess I mine jump towards her and start spamming grenades at whoever's attacking her, hopefully that lets her zip away. Then I put my steel trap down next to her flank spot so she can snipe again.

Boom, I defended Widowmaker.
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>>144683153
>soldier 76
Fits right in with the Imperial Guard.
>>
Mercy is cute
I want to fuck Mercy
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>>144683689
but with the captions
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>>144683787
No the one comparing TF2, Overwatch and Battleborn

;_;

I NEED THE PIC
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>>144682724

I want a fatass Otaku whose attacks revolve around pretending to be a magical girl

we need more heroes that other heroes can bully, like when Tracer and Winston pick on Reaper for being edgy
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>>144683821
You stay. I go. No following.
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>>144683657
I didn't mean they have likable, fleshed out personalities

I meant people can look at a character and right away say "I like them" just because of their design and what personality they do have
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>>144683823
Can't go wrong with Pharah
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>>144683874
>fuck
>not make love
get the fuck out.
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>>144683706

this game is for casuals and they deserve to have fun too even if they're bad at video games

widow has a handicap so new players don't feel so outmatched by losers who do nothing but play games all day

christ I can't believe people actually feel this way
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>>144682290
I'm a twink fuccboi like him not australian enough sorry
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>>144677896
>Reinhardt
>Mercy
>Junkrat

Chivalrous fun with Reinhardt.

Chaotic, stupid fun with Junkrat.

Get healed from injuries from both types of fun with Mercy.
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>>144683825
>all those xbone and ps4 players
fucking rofl

Also I just play with people from /owg/. It's easy to tell after one game which ones are dogshit memelords and which are actually good.
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>>144682724
>>144683923

POWER OF FRIENDSHIP would be strong body odor that would melt projectiles and stun nearby enemies
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>>144683878
I know you fags have it, post it pls
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>Torbfag's turrets have literally infinite range
>they literally never miss if they're locked on
>they literally will lock on to you even if you're out of their FOV
>they literally deal more damage than his gun
How the fuck is this allowed? I get it's Blizzard's first FPS, but you'd never see shit like this in any other company's games.
>inb4 "he's bashing the game, i-it's gotta be b-b-b-bait!"
Fuck you, I love this game, but that's some cheap shit and some genuinely awful game design.
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>>144683965
everything you said is objectively correct.
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>>144684034
I would never play with anyone from /owg/, it's pretty obvious 99% don't know how to play. I'm just here for the porn and when it inevitably turns into a waifu general.
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junkrat is lowkey op
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>>144679390
>Implying that shitter hasn't been banned multiple times for being toxic in League and/or been placed in low priority queues in Doto.
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>>144684101
HHHHNGGGGGGG
>>
Daily reminder that the people who talk shit and talk down on people play the worst in this game
>>
Is my brain full of poopoo or is D.va just fucking useless/hard to play?
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>>144684129
they do like 5 damage and are easy to counter, and they don't have infinite range.

also, they can't fucking move. are you really so bad you can't kill something that can't move?
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>>144684156
Widow and Pharah shit on him
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>>144683965
>this game is for casuals
>can't believe people actually feel this way

That part at least is entirely true though, nobody's disputing it.
>>
What the fuck are these tiny patches we keep getting?

Is it Blizzard adding more spawn room voice lines?

I swear more that weren't there before keep popping up.
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>>144684146
For every retard in the thread, there's two people reading the post and laughing. Don't mistake the vocal retarded minority for the actual majority.
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>>144684129
>Torbfag's turrets have literally infinite range
No, they don't. It's stupidly long, but not infinite.

>they literally never miss if they're locked on
It's bullshit, we know.

>they literally will lock on to you even if you're out of their FOV
Wrong.

>they literally deal more damage than his gun
No, it doesn't.
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>>144684129
I honestly don't get how you're supposed to take out the turrets. I can peek out from cover and shoot at them, but I still get hit. So I need to run for a medpack and by the time I get back the turret is rebuilt and upgraded.
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>>144684264
No, she's amazing, she just has a retard filter. She's the ultimate solo queue pubstomper once you learn what you're doing.
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>>144682295
No the long jump where you back off a ledge then jump forward and it shoots you like halfway cross the map.

>>144682197
Not it, but still cool.
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>>144683706
HOT MONKEY DICK WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
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>>144684264
nah she's easy and awesome, you're just bad
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>>144684129
Most of the maps in this game are open enough that even a sliver of vision can make those turrets OP as fuck. Have 2 Torbjorn's on the enemy team? You're fucked. Look how many people are bitching for a nerf on the forums, then tell me there's not a problem. Faggot.
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>>144683979
Post pics.
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>>144684359
>>144684409

aight, guess I have to learn this shit then. She just feels kinda anus as a tank or even as a flanker due to the shittastic dmg. Mobility is insane though.
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>>144684289
updates to the hidden bitcoin miner

>>144684347
I usually go for soldier. One helix rocket and like 15-20 bullets fired in burst is enough to take out faraway turrets without taking much damage.

If they're close, one McCree fan will handle it with moderate damage.
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>Enemy has a Widowmaker who is giving us trouble
>As I hit H I visibly see one of my teammates swap to Winston

High MMR feels good, senpai. Fuck Widow though.
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>>144684439
there's not a problem. faggot.
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I want to lovingly impregnate Mercy and raise a family with her.
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>>144684289
>start match
>2 different conversations about Rein being old and the other characters looking up to him when they were younger

Cute
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>>144684101
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>>144684439
Meant for >>144684276

>>144684347
They shouldn't be able to snap to lock on to you when I'm fucking behind them. It's sad that fucking UNCHARTED has better turret spawns than a competitive FPS.
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Now that I have been slapped with a leaver penalty, I'm free to continue leaving bad matches, right?
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>>144678492


>cutting it off that low
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>>144684215
>>144684569
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>>144684439
This is how low mmr players actually think. Fascinating.
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>>144684439
>shitters bitching about things that kill them means it's broken
If everything the trash on Blizz forums whined about was nerfed, we'd have every character hitting for 10 damage, and ults for 100.
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>>144684541
>teammate swaps to winston
>just chases their tank around
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>>144684537
thanks for the tip anon, I usually play Pharah against turrets but I might try Soldier next time. my Pharah is garbage in general anyway.
>>
Mariachi Reaper, Mystery Man Mcree or Young Genji?
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>>144684129
>what is mcree
>what is soldier 76
>what is widowmaker
>what is hanzo
>what is pharah
>what is symmetra
>what is tracer
>>
> potg reinhardt "lifesaver"
> him whacking mei while she freezes him, he manages to shoot a firestrike before being frozen
> kills mei, thaws and survives

he saved himself, I guess
>>
>>144684716
do you play any of them?
>>
>Temple of Anubis Defense
>Roadhog and Mercy find a room off to the side while the prepare your defenses timer ticks down
>See Mercy constantly healing him while he stands immobile in the corner
>They start ERPing in team chat while the game goes on, not contributing at all and staying in their room.
>"Ready for the WHOLE HOG?"
Who the fuck was it? Because I know it had to be a couple of fags from here.
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>>144684657
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>>144684381
>No the long jump where you back off a ledge then jump forward and it shoots you like halfway cross the map.
That sounds like a glitch.

>>144684264
She's not a normal tank. You gotta be willing to duck in and out and bully random people.

>>144684504
Don't underestimate her damage though. You gotta be right on them, but it's easily to hit the head and it can melt things pretty fast.
And the instant you get popped from your mech, your gun does stupid damage and has a huge clip.
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>>144684657
>file no longer exist
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>>144684716
IT'S DIE DIE DIE
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>>144684716
mariachi reaper
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>>144683706
>No risk for high rewards
>Fast charge up
>One hits with bodyshots
>Unbeatable at long range
>Wallhacks that don't have an obvious tell for the enemy team
>Viable at close range too with her assault rifle, despite characters like Roadhog and Tracer being useless at long range
>>
>>144684716

Mariachi, claim to not hablo inglez when somebody gets salty at your mexican prowess.
>>
How do I carry with Pharah? Every match is:

>start shooting rockets to their team, kill a bunch, damage and all
>shoot a rocket at Widowmaker
>she goes low on health, runs away and snipes me
>rest of the game is spent hovering at a low-ish level and dodging people with the jetpack because the moment I go in the air my head is blown off or I get hit by a bodyshot and finished off right after by a second

It's really painful but I love the class, although when I hit someone with a rocket it feels like it's not doing much damage for the effort it takes.
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>>144684716
I play all three of them, which is why I'm thinking about these specifically. Its just I cant decide what looks the best, so I want secondary opinions
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>>144684658
>LEL GIT GUD!!!!! xD
>>>/reddit/
>>144684663
Among the shit, there are some informed people there.
>>144684742
>McCree
>from a distance
EL OH EL
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>>144677742
50 hours lvl 60
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>>144684657
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>>144684716
The Young skins look retarded.

I also prefer Riverboat on McCree, so I'd probably pick one of the Mexican Reaper skins. El Blanco is better though.
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>>144684852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDNtqy0zjJA

I ship it with this song
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>>144684863
switch heroes because obviously the enemy team knows to focus down the Pharah now
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>>144684716
>Young Genji
Get Sparrow instead.
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>>144684898
I dislike young genji and he can be frustrating to play into mei or winston. I'd say mcree because Reaper's skins are suitable enough (wight skin tho)
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>>144684973

that's some good as taste right there motherfucker
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>Symmetra killing a full health winston faster than he can kill the full health symmetra
T O Y

G
U
N
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>>144679704
>favorite
Mercy
>least
Widow/Mcree for the usual reasons, like their character/aesthetic tho
>fetish
irrumatio on the receiving end obviously, I'm a mercy player after all
>>
>>144684863
Not much you can do against a good widow with pharah
>>
>>144685064
Symmetras damage is terrifying.
>>
>>144677068
>>144677068

>>144677068
>>144677068

move
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>>144684984
>>144685132
But how do I deal with turrets and the likes, then? Once I switch to something else like Junkrat they often turtle and I'm vulnerable to people like McCree or Tracer who just come nearby and blow me up.
McCree more than Tracer, since a lot of them seem to walk on the traps.
>>
>>144685064

symmetras poo-beam is so easy to underestimate untill she melts you like a turd on a hot bombay street.
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>>144685064

winston's tesla cannon does mediocre static damage

symmetra's does more the longer you channel it on an enemy
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>>144684863
Switch to winston, give her some monkey dickings and hope she switches.
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>>144684973
beautiful
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>>144685178
you either play as Pharah and shoot their turrets while getting wrecked by Widowmaker or switch heroes and get wrecked by something else.
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>>144684557
I want to be held captive in Mercy's lawless underground medical lab and let her pump me full of powerful aphrodisiacs and mindbreak me.

I want her to shoot me in the fucking head and dump me down a disposal chute after she's done using me up.
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>>144685178
ganbatte your hardest, widow is god just try to deal with her while getting other shit done.
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>>144678994
nice one anon
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>>144684581
yes they should.
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the amount of lasers symmetra can place needs to be reduced
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>McCree misses his combo of two buttons
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>>144685619
have you tried shooting them?
>>
>say ez
>crybaby children screaming they reported me
Rofl
>>
>>144684504
Mobility is one of the absolute most powerful things in this game, way way more important than raw damage. They had to nerf D.Va's damage in the beta because she was too mobile and it turns out that flying wherever you want and killing whoever you want and then flying out is too powerful.

However if you're smart, you can still fly around and always be in the right place at the right time. D.Va's strength is that she's always in a favorable fight all game and she's rarely in an unfavorable fight. If you're barely plinking down some support who doesn't have any friends, that's favorable. Keep doing that. If you see your sniper get flanked and start fighting 1v1, fly directly at them and suddenly it's a 2v1. Oh now you hear your capture point being taken, so fly directly there and chase someone away. A huge fight breaks out at you can either stay with your team and beat up tanks, which you do reasonable short range damage on, or you can fly away from the fight and chase down that faggot squishy hero with 20 health. Everywhere you go, you are winning a fight. If you start losing a fight, just fly away, or put up your shield, and go find a fight you can win.

Sleeper tech: her shotgun can hit people across the map for 1 or 2 damage and doesn't need to reload. This is so you can see every enemy's health at all times. Nobody else can see enemy health levels at the same rate. So when you see some Mercy run by on some rooftop you know whether she has 200 health or 30 health. Guess what you do if you see she has 30 health.

Mobility is incredible, learn how to play Tracer and Winston and D.Va and Lucio and you will start to understand Overwatch.
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>>144680890
>assault rifle unchanged
Make it deal 2 less damage or slow its fire-rate
It shouldn't be as good as S76's rifle.
>>
>name is narutosenpai
>instalocks genji
>is bad with him

I wouldn't expect anything less, narutosenpai
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>>144685619
Shitter detected
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>>144685745
both of you sound autistic over a video game desu fampai
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>>144685619
they blow up like nothing
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>>144682394
make a deathroom and laugh as poor souls wander into it and die
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>>144678193
Literally none.
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>>144677896
Pharah
Mei
Dva

Try and get fit with Pharah, play games with Dva. Chill out with Mei. Try and hit on them, fail miserably and make it awkward as fuck
>>
PINKY UP GENJI-KUN!
>>
> attack begins in 30 seconds
> teammate starts playing that Reading Rainbow DMX remix over the voice chat
> jam for a bit, the game starts
> someone tells him to turn it off
> he goes on about not being able to do anything on the Internet
> he turns it off and starts singing it a capella
> we get rekt and lose the first round
> he starts yelling at us for being horrible at this game
> some guy gets on the mic and tells him to calm down because it's just a game
> he goes on about not being able to do anything on the Internet
> shuts up
> turns Reading Rainbow back on
> I back out of the lobby
>>
http://masteroverwatch.com/heroes

>Mercy
>lowest win rate in the game

>Symmetra
>62% win rate, highest in game

>McCree
>fourth lowest

wat the fuk
>>
>>144688768
Mercy and mcree are the go to for shitters
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>>144679821
carnagejohnson
>>
>>144680269

>Fetish:Designated
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>>144682837
I did a lot of the shimada battle I swear.
its fun
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>>144681035
>The "two truths and a lie" game
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>>144677896
>junkrat
>mei
>lucio
Obnoxiously loud music, the AC is always WAY too high and she will bug you about recycling and shit non stop, and there will be fucking explosions and cops tearing the place apart every other day
>>
>>144677896
Pharah, Bastion, Mei

What a silly and wonderful time.
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