/ink/ - Splatoon General

>>144644464
Oh yeah, should also mention:
>Splatfest starts on June 11th, 19:00 CEST
Sorry about that.

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>>144644464
>Early
>Mediocre picture of Callie
>All for more irrelevant news
K

>>144644631
sasuga earlyfag

>>144644680
I guess I won't do it again, if people really care that much. I just thought having news in order was more important than 9 posts, but I guess everyone already knows the news anyway.
Post your best pictures of Callie, then. The OP pic is one of my favorites.

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Marie = Callie > conventional squidgirl
= Annie > X > Satan's shit > octopus

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>>144645014

I like all pictures of Callie, and I like the news

>>144645068
Could be better but Octopus being last is what matters.

HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME

I BROUGHT A FUCKING HEAVY SPLATLING TO FLOUNDER HEIGHTS

AND GUESS WHAT I'M NOT GOING TO DO

I'M NOT GOING TO USE MY RANGE TO COVER TURF OR TAKE OUT ENEMIES AT A DISTANCE

NOPE

I'M GOING TO PLAY AS IF I HAVE SPEED AND AGILITY

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>>144645014
I'm not really fussed about the early part, but are we even getting these dioramas? I was led to believe they were exclusive to Nipon. And even then, it doesn't really seem news worthy, especially with the OP actually getting crowded now with Splatfest and updates and Amiibo and soforth.

I would've both assumed and hoped something much cuter were your favorite...

Alright guys, since we obviously don't care to wait for the bump limit, here's the new thread.

>>144481048
>>144481048
>>144481048

>>144645014
nobody actually gives a fuck about how early you post, anon. keep doing what you're doing

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Friends with Octolings!
or not being hostile to Octolings!

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>>144645169

I want to lick Fancy Woomy's tummy.

>>144645557
Heh, good one.
Don't worry, we can post a few more things in it to bump it down.

>>144645640
absolutely no race traitors allowed here

>>144645640
>don't be hostile
I mean you don't exactly have a choice mane, it's kill or be killed when it comes to those mutants.

>>144644680
>>Mediocre picture of Callie
Mediocre picture of a mediocre girl.

YOU TWO THREE SHOT HOZZEL WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE

YOU'RE A USELESS NICHE WEAPON THAT'S COMPETELY USELESS

>>144645664
Literally who.

>>144645920
git gud

>>144645640
Maybe once they stop being hostile towards us, or at least develop brains.
Stop telling actually civilized people not to defend themselves.

>>144645640
>not the main species of the game
>squids get out reee
top kek

>>144646107
Octolings are more intelligent than Inklings. Inklings are stronger and superior fighters. It's pretty obvious who the master race is.

>>144646306
OCTARIANS might be smarter, but Octolings are absolutely retarded. Besides, if they were the master race they wouldn't have lost. Twice. Once by one dude.

>>144646545
Oh that's a good point. All the ingame lore shows the singular Octarians making up the mainstay of the civilization. Octolings are barely mentioned, and only briefly described as being elite warriors, and nothing else. Elites of a species that can't fight well at that.

>>144645350
look up what
autistic? on 4chan that's not very helpful
they don't namefag or any shit like that

>>144646823
you're fucking retarded

>>144645664
Fat face
Ugly Inkling

>>144645068
Damn bottom left Marie is sexy

>>144646891
ok

OCTOLINGS ARE FOR RAPE

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>>144647106
Marie is typically sexy.

>>144647438
meh

>>144647381
Why would you soil your genitals like that.

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>towers

Enough Splatoon for today

>>144644464
>Another update has been announced for Splatoon, a balance patch to be released alongside the new weapons on July 7th. Patch notes
>Sheldon's Picks Volume 2 is coming June 7

Now I'm confused, are there two updates coming on both June and July 7th?

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>>144647567
Marie is Sexiest Squid, anon.
For the record Callie is Cutest Squid.

>>144647670
boy op really fucked it up
they're both coming out in the same patch tomorrow

>>144646823
Go to archive, go to past threads, ctrl+f "aspergers"

Do I have to explain what ctrl+f means, too, you little baby?

>>144647670
The patch will come sometime tomorrow night.
Then at 10pm EST, the weapons will drop when the maps change. Like any other time we get new stuff.

>>144647894

Got it. I noticed that mistake was in the previous thread's OP as well, but I forgot to ask there.

>>144647894
It's okay OP, we forgive you.

So do we know what equipment all the new weapons come with now then?

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>>144648071
are you saying translator anon did this
or that they're pencil sketch anon
or that they have to be that one other person who talked about their aspergers
you people assume too much desu

>>144648717
The only ones we don't know are the Aerospray and Splatling.

Roller with Wall/Inkzooka
Sploosh with Splat Bomb/Inkzooka
H-3 with Wall/Bubble
N-Zap with Point Sensor/Kraken
Splattershot/scope with Wall/Echo
Range Blaster with Burst Bomb/Wail

>>144648925
Translator anon has posted their attempts at drawing before, it's definitely not that.

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Goodnight /ink/
Goodnight Marie
Goodnight Callie
Let's all have sex tomorrow

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>>144648946
>Range Blaster with Burst Bomb/Wail
burst cancelling easier than ever

>N-Zap with Point Sensor/Kraken
basically a spattershot with kraken


why is this allowed?

>>144649379
Because even after all the buffs, the N-Zap isn't that great.
The Range Blaster kit makes no sense, the gun is already easymode.

>>144649379
NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER

>>144649379
I bet the N-Zap will have light depletion so you can have kraken all the time.

>>144649532
>N-Zap isn't that great

fuck off thatso

>>144649810
It's far from a bad weapon, but it's not top tier.

I refuse to play when a Hydra is on my team.

>>144650191
>I refuse to play when
You people are the cancer ruining this game.

>>144650191
mah nigga

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>>144649891
It is way better than a octoshot now (the jack of all trade gun). By using at least 2 run speed and 2 swim speed mains or equivalent (3 subs) its one of the fastest moving shooter gun in the game. I think its even better than the splatic-o-matic neo.

>>144650668
It doesn't have an offensive special or invincibility, which is pretty important in this game.

>>144650668
forgot to mention, its basically the sploosh o matic but with way better range

>>144650758
>needing a crutch

It's called using the main weapon. Go back to overwatch by using the Q to win button.

>>144650980
Splatoon was Q to win long before Overwatch became a thing. E-Liter and Luna aside, every top-tier weapon has a crutchy special.

>game suspiciously finds a game in half a second on the same map that I just left because of dumb players going double reaper and sucking
yeah nah

>>144648946

I was hoping for more Beakons and Disruptors.

We're sorely lacking in good Beakon weapons.

>>144651114
52 gal
you're an idiot

STOP RUNNING DOWN THE FUCKING MIDDLE

GOD

HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS

YOU'RE IN S FUCKING RANK

CHRIST LORD O MIGHTY

>>144648946

My predictions:

Roller: light depletion
Sploosh: light
H-3: light or medium
N-Zap: light
Splatterscope: medium
Range Blaster: light or medium

I have a feeling that they'll fuck up and make the N-zap and Sploosh medium, though.

>>144654815
>nzap
>light
nzap can paint turf faster than tentekek. do you want them to have kraken every five seconds?

>>144652461
uhh wrong thread bro?

>>144650668

Weapon strafe speed tiers FYI:

80%: nzap, mini splatling

72%: Jr. aerospray, splash, sploosh, splattershot, heavy splatling

60%: 52 gal, jet, dual, hydra

50%: pro

40%: 96 gal

The new nzap is going to have insane mobility.

>>144655026

Octobrush, permabrush, neo sploosh all have light depletion and fast krakens. It'd be kinda stupid for the N-Zap to be medium.

>>144655026
nintendo is retarded, there's no other reason they'd give half the weapons in the game kraken

>>144655659
those weapons all have shit range. it's not a big deal for them to have fast kraken because you shouldn't be near them anyway. nzap has better range and it is way easier to use.

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>decide to play turf war after days of only rank
>first match we get a squib on our team that spends the entire match in one spot shoot at basically nothing and tossing a bomb here and there
>everyone else on the team swoops in to protect the squib when enemies threaten them and we win easily

Squibs are just adorable

>>144656327
That's cute.

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>>144656327
>everyone else on the team swoops in to protect the squib when enemies threaten them and we win easily

Best feeling

>>144654603
96 was better

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Have you praised your inkling today /ink/?

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>>144657828

>>144658012
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE
NOsEANON
WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU

>>144658719
busy
how many times do i have to tell you babies this
holy shit, every day
the drawfags are BUSY
they've said this multiple times, yet you never listen

>>144658012
i wuna fug dat squib

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You ever just recon a stage and take it easy?

>>144659512

I do. I just try off the wall stuff and goof around. It's pretty relaxing sometimes

>>144659512
how the fuck?

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ikako!
moyashi!
the dynamic duo!

what will good abilities be for the new h3? please no meme answers

>>144661372
Defense, run speed, ink recovery and ink saver main. Ink saver sub if you use splash wall a lot more

>>144662512
what is bridge

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What do you guys recommend for a permanent inkbrush build? I currently use 2x quick respawn and 3x special saver while the last slot is random subs.

>>144662512
what is towers

>>144662512

What is Urchin Underpass

>>144662512
What is rainmaker moray towers.

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>>144662689

This is what I use for it

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Oh boy, a free paper!!
Get it while it lasts

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>>144662689
Bomb throw range increase

>>144662512
What is Moray Towers

>run speed
>there are only like 4 pairs of shoes with it
How does this shit make any sense?

>>144664675
and none of them really match with anything.

>>144664675
At least the run speed brand has the most shoes.

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Call me a weeaboo, but I think Japanese can be such an adorable language
Everything in the original version sounds so cute
The first speech bubble, for example:
>うわー!今回の衣装かっこいいけどちょっとはずかしいな…
>Uwaa! Konkai no ishou kakkoii kedo chotto hazukashii na...

>>144665102
Any colored clothes that don't change color with your ink belong in the garbage.

>>144665539
Soo... most clothes?

>>144662689

Lots of Swim Speed. It affects your Kraken, which will be too slow otherwise.

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The end

Does anyone know what time the new weapon update will be here tomorrow?

>>144667418
>Please note that due to the update, server maintenance is scheduled to occur from 5:50 PM - 7 PM PT on Tue, June 7th.
Squid Research Lab is still a thing, you might want to visit every so often

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there seriously needs to be more art of callie and marie making out.

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There is only need for Marie

>>144662512
What is hammerhead bridge

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>>144668981
Please remember its canon that Marie is constantly harassing Callie.
Callie, being the saint she is, keeps bitter, cold Marie company

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>>144658719
busy until the 17th, after that i've got 100% free time and i'd like to draw everyone's squids
this one's for you though
bye /ink/

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>>144670032

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>>144670032
But that's only on the news, and anyway, only in the US

>>144670083
kak
I look forward to it

>shampoo and thatso come onto the discord at the same time
So, they're dating, right?

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>>144670083

>>144671021
Keep the discord shit in the discord. It's not relevant at all.

>>144670616
it's both North America and Europe that Marie is evil, in Japan it's toned down to quiet stepping on toes

>>144671304
Dude, one of the reasons EU is so different from US is because the EU is much more faithful to the Japanese translation.

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Second attempt at drawing Annie

Somewhat Better than the last one...

>>144644464
eggcellent drawing!

>>144671021
Lol, no.
ThatsSo and Tia are a couple, retard.

>>144671605
cute!

Anyone know who is in charge of the splatoon.ink/ink page


Can we please revert it already? Is it still getting spammed in IRC or whatever

>>144671847
>>144671021
Damn that nigga got swag

>>144672707
>wiring money to his willow tree gynecologist girlf
>swag

JESUS H CHRIST

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

HOW CAN YOU BE SO BAD IN S RANK

>>144673053
the s stands for shitter. get to s+ if you want to have some real fun

>>144673138
>shitter plus

Does anyone play this for fun anymore?

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>>144644464
>L
Thank you for this.

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>>144674152
I play turfwar to clear the salt I get from Ranked, does that count?

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>>144674152

I squad with a few irl friends and have a great time. Solo queue is kinda hit or miss in the fun factor.

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>>144674152
>/ink/ playing Splatoon

>>144674636
I think Alpha has the better abilities with which to pull this off with.

>>144674869
>Bravo has Zink mini splatling
It's already over.

ALWAYS

A GODDAMN

HYDRA

>>144674152
I do

You just have to try new things like weapons, objectives ect and it makes it fun again

>>144674636
bravo wins

>>144671847
So ThatsSo is cucking Tia's boyfriend? Nice.

>>144662798
>>144663002
>>144663907
fuck you

>>144662512
what is flounder heights

>>144676019
mah nigga

>>144676284
hi rainy

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>>144662512
Hammerhead

YOU FUCKING SHITS

TAKE OUT THEIR CHARGER

HEY SHORT RANGED SHOOTER

GUESS WHAT YOUR JOB IS

THAT'S RIGHT

STOP BEING GODDAMN WORTHLESS
AND DO SOMETHING

YOU KNOW WHY WE WON

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEA WHY WE WON

GUESS WHY

JUST GUESS

NOPE

WRONG

IT WAS CAUSE I WENT AFTER THE GODDAMN CHARGER YOU ASININE FUCKS

GOD FUCKING SHIT

>>144676587
you're missing a couple of maps there

>>144677272
Which maps?

>>144677334
just camp, thought i saw two missing

>>144677542
Neutral - Bad - Neutral - Good

Fuck I don't have the word document I used to make this. Need to update it since some of my opinions have changed after the process of "git gud"

YOU ARE A GODDAMN SHORT RANGED SHOOTER AND I GOT MORE KILLS THAN YOU

FUCKING END YOURSELF

GOD

JUST FUCKING

GOD

I miss neo-/ink/

>>144678272
The fuck is this if not neo-/ink/

>>144678272
this is ceno-/ink/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Era_(geology)

>>144676330
rainy likes heights you stupid bitch

>>144678272
i want paleo-/ink/ back

YOU KNOW HOW YOUR TEAM IS REALLY BAD

IT'S BECAUSE THEY KEEP SUPERJUMPING TO YOUR POSITION

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TOO PATHETIC TO PAINT THEIR OWN GODDAMN PATH TO VICGTORY

OH HEY

THAT GUY PAINTING A PATH AROUND AND FLANKED THEM

I'M GOING TO SUPER JUMP TO HIM INSTEAD OF PUSHING FROM THE FRONT AND SANDIWCHING THE TEAM

CAUSE IT'S EASIER PLAYING WITH FRIENDS

FUCKING DIE ALREADY

HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE IN S RANKS

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS BAD

I WANT AN EMOTE THAT SAYS I HATE YOU

INSTEAD I'M JUST GONIG TO REJOIN AND MAKE YOU LOSE THE FUCKING NEXT MATCH CAUSE D/C WON'T MAKE YOU LOSE THE FULL AMOUNT

FUCKING DIE

>>144679497
no he doesn't

>>144679635
>>144679497
she is in the discord you could ask her yourself

>>144680586
>using software that steals your information

>>144680586
I'm not installing crap to ask some wetback a question

Thank you scarth for killing /ink/.

>>144680908
you dont have to install

there is a web version

>>144671582
>faithful to the Japanese translation
Fucking what? It's identical to the NA version, all that's changed is they toned down some of Marie's sickest burns. She's still a nasty piece of work.

>>144680990
>invite expired
ebin

Why do you guys hate Robb
Is Robb a bad boy

i wanna cum on callies feet

>>144682582
kys neo-ink

>>144682673
you mean ceno-/ink/

>>144682957
sure

>>144682582
I want to massage Callie's feet.

>>144682363
Why are you talking in the third person?

>>144680969
i blame dot, keeps talking about dark souls like the furfag he is

>>144648925
no those are from a different aspie

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>>144684175

>>144684782
-walter

Aerospray is Burst Bomb/Kraken
Splatling is Sprinkler/Wail

>>144686503
if true, I'm pretty happy with those. Especially the Heavy.
Shame about the continued lack of Beakons though.

>>144686503
>splatling is sprinkler/wail
DON'T TELL RAINY

>>144686503
>Splatling is sprinkler/wail

I'm pretty satisfied, I love the sprinkler on the Custom Hydra and always wanted Wail on a Splatling. I would've liked a offensive sub on it but ah well

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>>144686503
That fag that wanted Sprinkler and Wail so badly will be happy
But good god it looks terrible

>>144687186
>ABXY
oh shit our favorite artist is going to die when he sees this

>>144687186
kek the front looks like some cel shaded shit

>>144687283
Whut

sure glad mantis came back so they can blog about their tense turf war games some more

>>144687513
How about you say that to his face rather than blogging about it here you nervous bitch

>>144687513
their name is komasan
I'm positive that they're just fucking with us at this point

>>144687671
>their
Stop enabling the faggot's tumblr safe space.

>>144686503
>Splatling is Sprinkler/Wail
I fucking called it, thank the heavens

>>144686503
>short range rapid fire weapon
>burst bomb sub
holy shit new close quarters meta

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>>144686953
dont worry

i know now

>>144687849
Splattershot and new Sploosh are better in that regard, Kraken will be what makes this thing good

>>144687849
just kraken my patch up f@m

>>144687907
Who are you

>>144688118
exactly

>another Kraken weapon

>kraken
>kraken
>bubbler
>wail
>wail
>inkzooka
>inkzooka
>echo
it's not that bad

Can we delete this thread until the patch now?

>None of the new weapons have beakons

But they're my favorite

There should be a ranked mode separate from ranked mode that doesn't have special weapons.

>>144688729
Take out subweapons as well, maybe add a flat stage and everyone uses the same weapon

>>144686737
>>144688725
>Actually wanting to ruin a weapon by giving it Beakons
Retards

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boys > girls

>>144689973
has there really not been any new bara shit? what a shame

>>144689973
>big muscular woomy
muh dick

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>>144686503
another fucking kraken?

>>144690461
Confirmed mate, check the tumblr

>>144690584
how do they the leaks?

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>>144689973

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>>144684782
>not already having Dot blocked

>>144690101
Funnily enough, the people that end up attracted to small weedy squid boys don't prefer them as muscular hulks

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>>144644464
You people seriously find this attractive?

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>>144691197
Hello /owg/, what brings you here?

>>144691197
the people that do are not allowed here anymore

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What stage, weapon, and mode do you consider your "home field advantage?"

I'm unstoppable on Camp Triggerfish with the Slosher Deco for Splat Zones. It is my element.

Vol 1 & 2

>4 Krakens
>3 Wails
>3 inkzookas


>4 burst bombs
>4 splat bombs
>3 splash walls


I like how you can practically tell what specials and subs make a weapon good and which ones are shit. I'm surprised there aren't more bubblers though

>>144691448
die

Is point sensor any good? I'm kinda disappointed it's on the new N-zap but at least it has Kraken

>>144691824
none
im shit on all maps

>>144692569
it's a mini echolocator, just shit them out if you hear something or see a ripple

>>144692569
>Throw Sensor at person/group of people
>Release the Kraken
>They can't hide
>Kill them effortlessly
Don't be retarded

Jesus Christ I hate Hammerhead Bridge.

>>144691824
Splat Zones, Port Mackerel, rollers. Makes me happy.

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>>144692525

Are LAN adapters worth it? I don't know what changed but in the last two weeks the game's become fucking unplayable for me with constant connection issues.

>>144691824
>Walleye Warehouse
>Splash-o-matic
>Splat Zones

>>144692569

You do realize that Point Sensor + Kraken is one of the best combinations ever to come out?
On top of that it's on the N-Zap which is a decent enough gun to help you charge your special quickly and not easily run out of ink so you can throw a sensor or two with enough ink to spare to get a kill with the gun alone?

I'm praying for N-zap buffs.

>>144693527
Kill yourself

WE'RE GETTING LIRU IN TWO DAYS

>>144693497
LAN adapters only help with your connection to your router or other device, if your ISP is shit, it won't help

>>144693612
It already got buffs retard

>>144693391
die

>>144693639
w-why?

>>144693695

No way.
Link me to some actual webms that reveal tits, anon.

>>144693894
>>144693808
>>144693639
>>144692525
rude af

>>144693695
Pardon

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>>144693894

>>144694032
quit wasting the image limit with irrelevant species

>>144693808
Then it's unstoppable cunt.
Say that to my squid online fucker and see what happens

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>>144694071

>>144693959
Nope. You're trying to get me banned. Go see /h/ for yourself.

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>>144693527
My niggress.
Best gun, best map.

>>144693639
Kill yourself.

>>144694276

Shouldn't you be jacking off to pictures of the Splash-o-matic right now?

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>>144694524
Should I be?

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>>144693695
Motherfucker came back from the dead

I make sure not to d/c when I get a shit team. That way they lose all the points for being shit.

>>144694772

Yes. Be the hero /ink/ needs

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>Heavy splat remix has a sprinkler
>Splatfest coming up
I was going to use it anyways, but this is nice.

>>144693765
It doesn't seem to fuck up anything other than the Wii U, so I don't think it's the ISP itself. For instance, when the game insists I have no connection, computers and phones are fine.

You can always tell how shirt your team is when they don't know when your team has the rainmaker or if the rainmaker holder is just sitting at their base doing shit.

>>144695467
Splatoon just has a tough time on wireless.

>>144695554
You can tell your team is shit when they're afraid of picking up the rainmaker to begin with.

>>144695554
You can tell your team is shirt when none of them have exposed chests.

>>144696285
>he hasnt' hacked his gear to be transparent

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>>144696108

I hate that shit so much. I thought once I got to S+ it was behind me. If anything it's slightly worse now. I just bum-rush the rainmaker at the slightest opening because I'm sick of this "lets all just dance around the rainmaker for 2 minutes" bullshit.

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there is something off about this art

Why do people keep trying with less than 20 seconds left?

>>144696623
I fucked up bad once and went from S back down to A. I'd forgotten how fucking BAD people could be at Rainmaker. They're literally too afraid to go for the goal because it makes them a target.

>>144696837
I do it to get more exp points at least, or level up the gear.

>>144696837
>he's never stolen a victory in the last two seconds or in Overtime

Yeah, when people bitch about their shit teammates, they're talking about you.

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>>144696837
>he never had a team push with in tower control going in with bubbler>kraken>kraken and winning KO from 2

>>144696837

What's worse is when you have a good lead in the 20 seconds and you fall back to your base with the RM to lame it out and your team spams C'mon at you.

>>144697167
You've stolen an overtime victory in the last two seconds by moving the rainmaker across a half covered field of enemy ink?

I highly doubt it.

>>144696837
>abandoning your team when they need it most

Fkys

>>144697580
yes
miracles happen, anon. maybe not for you since you seem to stop trying for the last 20 seconds

>>144697580
Definitely possible in dome, flounder height, and mall.

>>144697580
did it on museum once to a clanfag streamer, their reaction was gold

You're a scoped eliter. Why would you EVERY be on the ground?

>>144697580
Don't doubt something because your too much of a shitter to pull it off yourself.

>>144697654
I'm not betting on miracles.
>>144697797
Definitely not the maps up.
>>144697896
Let's see you do it on Towers.

>>144698208
Sure yeah we could do that. NNID?

>>144698478
thatso

>>144698193
I doubt miracles cause they're not common.
>>144698478
thatso

I want to cum inside squid children!

>>144697580
Maybe you should see what happens when you FUCKING TRY instead of giving up and letting your teammates down.

I forgot that /ink/ doesn't play this game

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>>144698208
>I'm not betting on miracles
>I'm betting on just giving up
Fucking lol

>>144698695
Fuck off Craig. Every time we go to overtime, I see you standing in spawn waiting for the match to end. you're literally Tia tier.

>>144698667
I would like to see how many times you try with 20 seconds left and half a map to cross. You make it sound like the chances of you getting a team that even knows what to do in that situation are anything but minuscule.
>>144698695
kys :D

>>144699241
Doing something is better than nothing lmao
Why not just stop playing with one minute left top kek

>>144696837
Man, how low energy are you in real life to give up on "shooting" game designed for children?

>>144698670
Oh no of course not.

>>144699375
kek no quitting when there's almost zero chance of getting anything done with a shitter team is better than doing something
>>144699624
Incredible low energy. Call me Jeb Bush.

Fuck summer, the game is a total mess with a shitload of DCs every single match, I can't play, they can't play, fuck this game, and with the update it's going to get worse.

>>144691824
TC Moray Towers
You probably already know what weapon I use :^)

I came here for the porn, I wanna see the porn

>two teammates burst the rainmaker right at our base
>neither grab it and leave it for the enemy to take into the base

>>144699172
ummm rude? remind me who you are so i can delete you from my list, you DWEEB

>>144699172
I literally never do this. What are you talking about?

>>144700209
Bummer dude, there was some a few days ago.

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>>144700209

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>>144700209

>>144700376
Joke's on you, that's only mildly unappealing to me

>>144700338
Spacetravelagent

>>144700376
disgusting

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Marie is cow

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>>144700209
are u blind m9>>144696675

here ill help u out a bit

>>144700680
Stop projecting your own weight onto these healthy characters you fatty

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>>144700439
Slightly related note, size of a Squid penis.
It's the long white tube thing.
Squid have proportionally the biggest dicks of any animal.

>>144700825
Stop shaming cellulite lovers, if there were more of those fat fuckers (lol) there would no such thing as feminism

>>144701040
Have fun breaking all your bones

>>144691824
Tower control solo is my home turf on any map.

>>144700973
so my spaghetti has a four foot cock

>>144701234
So are lumps of rancid meat but you certainly don't see anyone tossing 300 pounds of old steak on themselves, what's your point

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>>144700973
DELETE THIS

>>144701397
ah you don't understand
gonna delete my posts before I get banned for off topic blogging

>>144693695
>>144694802
and yall said never ever

with liru, never fearu

>>144701808
Holy shit you're retarded

>>144697580
you havent? hahahaha ive done it more times than i can count! what a shitter!

>>144702412
me too! hahahahahahahh

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>>144702312
ive been banned for way less

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>>144700680
Gross

>>144702897
That is grosser.

>>144702897
God damnit, I already fapped tonight.

>>144700376
Thank you, I appreciate this!

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>>144659512
usually just testing jumps and checking the differences in different modes. I can get the corner jump reliable now, as long as nobody bumps into me before the jump

>>144659512
yeah but i wish the timer would fuck off so you could chill

>>144703953
Got a rundown of the pro shortcuts like that? I don't know any besides one on Dome to to keep going into Squid to get past those barrier things.

>>144704324
you can jump off the sides on moray towers to get to the center faster.
i couldnt tell you how long it took me to learn that one

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heres an alt path for rainmaker tower to avoid taking enemies on the regular path. and you basically jump to the dunk zone. unless you have a coordinated squad youll have to ink it yourself

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i always like to swim along this wall to avoid eliters

>>144705738
do you need swim speed to make that jump?

>>144696623
At least people know how to kraken on RM.
I need a pic of a squid holding a rainmaker riding on a kraken

>>144705738
If the eliters are worth their ink, they'll take you out in air.

>see really cool miiverse art on the maps
>go to my plaza
>it's full of japs and I can't see them because Nintendo is retarded

>>144705919
no
>>144706108
yeah, but it keeps you exposed for a tiny bit less longer

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>>144704324
I don't know many, the Mahi Mahi one is my most-used shortcut. There are a couple little ones in Moray Towers. Pic related.
In Bluefin Depot, if you spawn in the front you should be able to ink, swim forward and jump, and clear the whole grate without running on it. Saves a very tiny amount of time but then you get to keep running forward and ink some path on the side for your teammates

>>144705405
>>144705738
Keep going, these are great

>>144707340
Why? Nobody plays this game

>>144707318
I always knew jumping off the towers were good for ambushes but I never considered it for fast travel.

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>>144704324
oh I forgot my favorite. You can climb this sliver of a wall to avoid people in the center. I've never seen anybody else use this.

>>144707848
I use that all the time and often see other using it in ranked

>>144707848
use that on depot all the time

>>144707848
Same goes for some of the walls on depot, it usually never gets covered up by the enemy either

>>144707803
yeah I like doing it because it's quick and I can hose off the side to pester enemies that my teammates are fighting

>>144707848
I used that wall even before they added that small ledge in ranked

>>144663134
>>144663496
>>144662689
I see thanks guys. How about 3x swim speed and 3x special saver?

>>144666720
>>144708262
Forgot to include you.

Not exactly a shortcut, but using the sides of crates to move around enemy ink catches a bunch of people off guard.

>>144707318
On the matter of fast starts, on Camp Triggerfish ranked modes you can swim and jump under the floodgate before it goes down. Not sure if it offers a great advantage or anything more than a mild thrill when you do pull it off. Going this way and having your special charged on some weapons by the time you reach the enemy's wall also makes for a great opener to the match.

>>144700209
I came for the lewd stories written in pastebins

>>144705405
Nice. It really takes too much effort to get people to follow a good path. Spamming "c'mon" doesn't work a lot of the time

>>144708521
it's good for flanking since more of the enemy force is going to be directed in front of them for at least 5 more seconds and denying the RM to advance if they managed to get it early.