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Previous thread: >>144315985
Current Maps Rotation: http://splatoon.ink/
- Chrome extension: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/aahamocdabckhacaedblhgimpkhpiopm
- Firefox extension: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/squid-thing
- Booru: https://booru.splatoon.ink
- lobby randomizer: http://woomy.github.io/Splatoon-Kit-Randomiser/index.html
>News
- Would you rather Travel the Globe or Go into Space? The next EU Splatfest has been announced!
- Another update has been announced for Splatoon, a balance patch to be released alongside the new weapons on July 7th. Patch notes:
http://www.nintendo.com.au/support/index.php?action=help&helpcatID=353#Q0
http://www.nintendo.com.au/software-update-details-for-splatoon-ver280
- Sheldon's Picks Volume 2 is coming June 7. https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/736467166631858176
- New Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! The Squid Sisters amiibos are to let you watch them dance and perform music.
> FAQ
-http://pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9
> Resources
-http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
> Official NA Tumblr :
-http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/
> Wiki:
-http://splatoonwiki.org/
> User Stats:
-http://splatoon.nintendo.net/
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So what killed /ink/, /ink/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401125
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Friends withyour cousins!
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>>144481217
you
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>>144481217
You did.
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>>144481221
I will never feel this
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>>144481217
The only thing that will kill /ink/ is the Wii U servers being switched off, and a new game still having not being announced by then.
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>>144481217
But /ink/ is alive
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>>144482081
This too.
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I tryed drawing today... What does /ink/ think?
It's somewhat accurate I guess
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>>144482623
I like it. Even better than anything I could make.
Too bad it's impossible to put a characters hands in their pockets and avoid Undertale overtones.
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>>144482751
Since when does putting hands in pockets mean Undertale now?
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>>144482751
>Too bad it's impossible to put a characters hands in their pockets and avoid Undertale overtones
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>>144482751
>mfw I'm listening to Megalovania while reading this
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>>144482830
That short skeleton character, with the hoodie.
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>>144483006
That's literally one character, anon.
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>>144482751
>things ignorant fanbases say and think
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>>144483087
A character from Undertale, the one that people post everywhere.
Holy shit it's still a good drawing.
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>>144482623
That's mad cute
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Why did the majority of the vidya community suddenly forget about Splatoon as soon as Undertale became a meme?Would Splatoon have a better chance at getting more GOTY 2015 if Undertale never existed?
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>>144483407
Splatoon was only a meme on /v/, thanks to divine gets.
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>>144483508
Even with a very powerful GET, Splatoon still couldn't outmeme Undertale ;_;
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>>144483508
>>144483758
I remember when Splatoon was supposed to be the MLP of vidya. G-good times...
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>>144483858
Would've been both a curse and a blessing
It's actually way bigger in Japan than MLP ever was in the west though
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>>144484030
Elevens are starting to like Undertale also though, so soon Splatoon will be forgotten there also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMYPgPQkuQw
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>>144482623
>>144482751
>>144483758
/ink/ is a beautiful place (sometimes)
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>>144484239
That's wrong though, even MLP had a following there
Splatoon is a borderline cultural phenomenon at this point
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>>144481217
I'm surprised no one voted Undertale, since it clearly fucked over Splatoon's chances of being remembered in 2015.
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>>144484490
Tell that to sales in Japan.
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>>144484453
Why would Japs give a fuck about MLP when Pretty Cure exists there? It's essentially the same thing but with actual humans instead of horses.
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>>144484490
Just as much as Overwatch would for this year.
Undertale is already on the Five Nights at Freddies decline anyway.
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>>144484554
>implying sales in Japan mean jack shit to the rest of the world
Hello Kitty still has high sales in Japan also.
Anyone that uses sales in specific countries as an argument is showing desperation. Sorry, just being real here.
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>>144484603
Same reason anyone would give a fuck about Dragonball here when we had Legend of Avatar.
It's just different tastes and different followings.
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>>144484779
Hello kitty is a goddamn Japanese icon, no shit it sells.
Do you really know what you're talking about?
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>>144484927
The point is that no one in the rest of the world cares, and it's not a good indicator that it'll still be remembered where it matters.
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>>144484365
>No glasses
RUINED
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so how does it feel that the game is over guys?
community is shit, editing the game exists pubicly in almost every form (rank hacking, gear editing, level hacking, money and snails).
Meanwhile nintendo is trying to squeeze every last bit out of the game with these shitty reskinned weapons. Time to put out spla2n.
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>>144485230
>where it matters
Okay, opinion discarded.
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>>144485357
There most likely won't be a Spla2n at this point, for the same reasons you just mentioned.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7nC_4ailwI
Splatoon OST music
>highest viewed track couldn't even break half a million views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jVbSI9H4o
Undertale OST music
>has over 32 times the amount of views that the highest viewed OST Splatoon track got
Why did this happen, /ink/?
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>>144485357
How do you edit levels? Isn't savescumming levels having the complete opposite effect?
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>>144485480
>Spla2n
pls
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>>144485590
Undertale just has better music
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>thread alive for 1 hour
>only 10 unique posters
>not a single squad mentioned
Ded gam ded thredliterally
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>>144485860
make a squad then faggot
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>>144485860
How can someone be this mad at Luna Blasters? It's no different than other meme weapons, except being easier to kill.
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>>144485860
Make a Squad dicknut
Or go to the Discord
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>>144485860
I hate this game. I wish it would die. I've been playing this game for a year and want something new. Kill me.
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>almost caused the start of /ink/ to change topic
Oh shit...
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>>144486010
Undertale is new.
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>>144485982
Don't question Rainys salt
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>>144486003
But Discord killed /ink/ according to the poll, why should I let it kill /ink/ even more?
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>>144486107
stop
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>>144485683
You can hack level to 50. simple as that.
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>>144486010
Well, lucky for you that Undertale killed Splatoon last year, so you can start with that.
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>>144486263
i probably should...
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>>144486237
What fucking poll
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>>144486442
Are you fucking blind, it's literally the first response of this thread >>144481217
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>>144486237
You're killing /ink/.
Go to the discord.
>>144486535
>Implying strawpolls mean anything
How new are u
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>>144486334
What, how?
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>>144486334
Why would you want to do that though? Is playing a video game just a chore these days?
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>>144486635
Discordfag detected, fuck off back to sucking off Tia's cock in your circlejerk shithole.
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>>144486817
Start a Squad here then you colossal retard.
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>>144486817
>tumblr meme
fuck off
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>>144486635
>>Implying strawpolls mean anything
>goes on to vote in the strawpoll
Don't think I didn't see that, tripfag.
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>>144486871
That's the kicker. Squads are for faggots in the eyes of the puritans. Just stop because there will never be squads here.
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>>144486916
>tripfag
Is this seriously your first day on 4chan?
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>Discordfags show up
>suddenly thread goes to shit
This is proof that Discord ruined /ink/, the Strawpoll was right.
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>>144487007
Eat shit. Either make a Squad, stop bitching about the lack of Squads, or fuck off to the Discord.
>>144487074
/ink/ killed itself by inventing the Discord as its personal boogeyman to blame whenever something goes wrong.
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>>144487013
You might as well be a tripfag since you hug discord all day, why not get a trip while you're at it?
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>>144487007
>waaahh no squads
>squads r gey
smhing
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Splatoon should've had plays of the game.
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>>144487176
I've never been to the discord, but I'm still convinced it's better than whatever you're shaping it up as.
Give me a link and I'll be out of your hair.
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>>144487270
Splatoon should've been in first person.
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>>144487451
who
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Marie a CUTE
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>>144487270
splatoon should have never had an obtuse jump shot meta that allowed the slants to abuse their already shit tier of ping.
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>>144487281
check 2-3 threads ago there should be a link
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>>144487531
Michelle Keith, duh.
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>>144487393
Splatoon should've had abilities
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>>144487718
It has nothing to do with ping. If you jump your shots cover more turf. Do you not read Judd's tips?
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>>144487681
Nice girl, good taste in Pokemon.
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>>144487975
What are gear slots?
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>>144488207
a best
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>>144488768
I'm talking about heals and buffs
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>>144488207
Yeah. good taste...
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>>144489480
But Callie has BETTER taste.
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>>144489094
Those sort of exist in the form of Haunt and Comeback, and other institutional buffs.
An ability that lets you heal quicker would be interesting though.
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Would anyone like to squad? (2/4)
NNID: SketchKitten
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is there any actual reasoning behind why the fuck its constantly museum splat zones or is it seriously doing this randomly? i honestly feel like killing myself every time i have to play in that claustrophobic fucking map
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>played the game for about 5 months or so
>shops still occasionally showing up with a piece of gear I don't have
>constantly have no fucking clue whether I have everything or not
Holy fuck why couldn't they make it where it always shows you at least one piece of gear you don't own yet? Fuck this RNG bullshit. I shouldn't be forced to wait for months on end for a certain piece of gear to finally show up, especially when it's an obscure piece of gear that nobody uses so I can't order it from random plaza squids.
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>>144492746
How much longer do you think you'll be squadding for?
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>>144492983
Then lobby with somebody from here that does, and order it from them.
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>>144493009
As long as it takes.
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>>144492746
My Internet is slow as shit right now, probably shouldn;t join you
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What's up squidfuckers? I haven't been here since the August update. I'm not reading the thread but it looks like you guys failed to stop namefagging seeing as the only squad listed here isn't under a spoiler.
Anyway, what's good? I heard new weapons got released recently and like a New balance change. So what's the current meta right now? Triple DMG ELiter still the best? Japan players still laggy or did they actually improve the net code?
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>>144496337
Fuck off spoilerfag
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>>144496605
Triggered already? Did this place turn into tumblr?
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>>144496982
I'm just joshing with you dipshit.
There's some weird new census that spoilering your name only draws attention to it by framing it in a black box, so in order to AVOID attention whoring, apparently we leave our names unspoilered now.
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Good night annie
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>>144487681
Baking seaweed brownies with Marie!
Eating seaweed brownies with Marie!
Getting completely blazed with Marie!
Intense hallucinogenic sex with Marie!
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>>144492821
Maybe it's popular in japan. There used to be a time when the same thing happened with Heights.
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>>144482751
Anon, I don't know how to break this to you but that's not Undertale related at all.
Hands in pockets/hands behind back has always been the artists' universal sign for "I can't draw hands".
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>pg 10
Dead as fuck in here
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>>144500107
I hate this weighting shit. It's only worse when we're a year into the game and we STILL have to wait 4 hours between map changes.
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>>144503478
Yeah, weighting is the worst. But it's the only way to get ripped.
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>people bringing chargers to splat zones matches
FUCKING. DIE. YOU USELESS PIECES OF SHIT.
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>>144505516
>Splatterscope
>Splat Bomb Rush, godlike on Splat Zones
>Kelp Splatterscope
>Sprinkler and Wail, godlike on Splat Zones
Kill yourself
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>>144505730
If they were actually using any of those things, it would be helpful. But I never see them doing it unless it's the other team. It's mostly useless ass e-liters who can't even take out the enemy charger who has less range than them. Or a fucking squiffer.
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>>144492821
Rotations definitely aren't random: They're chosen pretty precisely in-line with what the gooks wants. That means no RM, Museum SZ all day every day.
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>get on
>do nothing but lose
This game is one of many that only serves to reiterate the fact that i'm a worthless loser who will never succeed in anything
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>>144507697
Kek
The bullshit you people come up with
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>>144507697
There was one time when RM was twice in a row. Japan almost died that day.
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>>144507757
You're not a loser, your squids a loser
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Is this the time of day when everyone makes posts and pretends they're playing the game in an attempt to falsely justify the threads existence
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Squid Sister Amiibos when?
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>>144508721
*Rubs hands together*
Goooooood...
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>>144508601
July 8th, i hope you've preordered already
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>>144508770
Hello friend! You seem to have ended up on 4chan's /vg/, in the Splatoon thread. You must be looking for Reddit, the Splatoon subreddit to be more precise. Good luck out there, proud Redditor!
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Why is the 52 gal still ez mode? It should not be as good as it is.
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>>144509018
wat
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>>144509648
Because Wall + mobility + 2 hits with damage
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i want to sniff maries ass
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>>144511623
Woomy~
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>>144512000Checked.
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>>144512475
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Oh good, I may have lost my save data and had to start all over, but at least splat net remembers my area inked.
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>>144514454
Why are you scumming/hacking when you're only level 10
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>people draw inklings with huge nigger asses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdAZ7oATfc
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Hosting squads!
Any rank/weapon is welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
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>>144514454
the weapons are going to reset to 0 as soon as you use them.
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>>144511623
What would it smell like?
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>>144516441
3/4 for squads
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>>144518615
Where do you find these awful images every time?
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>>144518154
Like shit
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>>144518689
Incorrect it smells like love and ink.
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>>144518615
>holding her tentacles
>belly exposed
holy fuck!
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>>144516441
>Use Octoling skins
>Can't see what headgear they're wearing
>Can't determine what abilities or tactics they're using
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>>144518879
Die
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>>144519025
well that's kind of rude
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>>144518802
Wrong again, smells of sadness and ink
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>>144518905
But death screen?
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>>144519298
Die
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>>144519463
>Planning on dying
>Using death as recon
>Actually justifying this
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>>144519701
are you autistic
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>>144520054
Good riddance
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>>144519701
I'm just not pro enough to calculate my moves based of some short glimpse of their main ability gear which there is like 400 of.
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>>144520323
Exactly
>Sorry is a filthy Calliefag
What's new
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>>144492983
It looks pretty rigged since there's a lot of maps modes that just never see rotation anymore and some combos just appear more frequently. Haven't seen TC or RM Ancho-V in at least a month. Can't remember the last time I saw TC RM Saltspray on rotation.
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>>144520910
Is there a way to tell which rotations have been taken out? Maybe to be patched or modified behind the scenes?
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>>144520386
Marie is actually my favorite sister
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>>144521363
Sure, sure she is
Fucking limp wristed Calliefags
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>>144520386
>>144521562
Nobody from the Discord cares about the Squid Sisters.
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>>144521826
I do. I try to keep my callie posting in the thread
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>>144522191
You're probably not from the Discord then. You'd be banned for statements like that.
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>>144522287
but anonymity
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>>144522443
What I'm trying to say is, they're not welcome here either.
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>>144522543
oh. well, enjoy your deatho threado
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>>144521826
Personally I'd rather they be taken out of the game, sooner the better
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>>144522643
And stay out!
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>>144521021
Just write down the ones that are going to be on rotation using the website I guess. Then over a month or two you could get something more accurate.
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2/4 for squads
NNID IAMUSORRY
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>>144523765
can you please fuck off
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>>144524453
No bully!
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>>144524782
This is what we have become.
Let this thread die.
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>>144521021
here's a site from reddit that has a few removed combos listed
http://splatpast.com/
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STOP GOING DOWN THE MIDDLE YOU AWFUL SHITS
GO AROUND
FUCKING FLANK THEM
GOD
DAMMIT
SHITS
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3/4 for squads
>>144524453
?
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>>144526242
i hate zones else i'd join
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>>144526242
They're right, fuck off.
You have a Discord to pester for players.
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>>144526410
I can't be that selective about players, there simply isn't enough people playing, which is why I ask everywhere.
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>>144524453
>>144526410
samefag
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>>144526579
There's over a hundred people in the Discord. There are 32 here.
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>>144527252
Lel maybe you should stop shitposting about the discord and start accepting us
:^)
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>>144525192
why was port mackerel tower control even removed
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>>144528595
I want people to join the Discord so this miserable thread can finally die.
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>>144527252
Only very few of those people actually play, maybe around 10%
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>>144528797
i think it's because the tower was smaller for that stage and splash walls fucked with it
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>>144528595
everyone who matters is in the discord :^)
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What happened to Hammerhead? I only have seen it on TW lately.
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>>144529114sqqqq
>the tower was smaller
and I though I was going crazy! is the tower shorter or taller on some stages? is there data for this?
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>>144529323
i haven't seen any data on the splatoon wiki, though knowing the gooks they probably have info on it
i think rig also has a shorter tower, but the rest are, to my knowledge, the normal height. if someone with a capture card ran a private lobby on all the maps we could know for sure
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>>144529309
What happened to saltspray? It's been a good month since I've even seen it in rotation.
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>>144529631
I played it for zones not too long ago. Too many repeats in the rotations though it's ridiculous.
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>>144529249
True.
This thread should not exist.
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>>144529084
Play with those. Leave this thread to die.
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>>144529114
oh youre right
kind of disappointed that they just remove the maps altogether for modes instead of making adjustments. i think they even tried making adjustments for skatepark rainmaker once but then they removed it again, obviously i see what the problem was but still
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>>144500026
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>>144530036
what was the problem?
the map seems fine for me when i play privates
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>>144529114
I still find it dissapointing that they removed the glitch of the bombs' explosions upon impact of the splash walls that usually killed those near it.
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>>144530035
I am playing with those, but like I said, there is not enough players to form a 4 man squad.
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hydra is so fucking op right now its not even funny
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>>144530293
Too easy and too fast.
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>>144529923
Hey SORRY, how's Damage Up on Dynamo working out? Is it useful? Effective? Would you recommend it?also post more pics plz
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Would Blackbelly Rainmaker be fixed if you were forced to go through around through the halfpipe to reach the goal?
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>>144530696
All the good pictures are saved for the Discord. This place is reserved for squid sisters and shit.
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>>144530476
Going 1v1 against it yes but that can be said about e-liters, dynamos too.
It's a win more weapon, if you're team can't hold their own you can't support them with it. It can't really make a comeback by itself because it's a support weapon.
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check out my hog lads
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>>144530476
I do admit they're more reliable as teammates or as threatening enemies.
>>144531012
>firefin
So does this thing saves gas?
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>>144481048
>No dioramas
>No France performance
stop this
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>>144531012
would ride to Squid Sisters concert / 10
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>>144530850
no. a good rm map needs options.
>>144530036
that's what they usually do. remove map/mode combo, bring it back once they've fixed it
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>>144531395
what combos have they removed and brought back later?
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i want to cum on callie's tentacles
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Today is inkbrush day!
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>>144531343
>Crappy cardboard cutouts we won't even get
>Crappy concert for cardboard cutout characters we won't even get to see
Eat shit
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>>144530440
i know they changed it but it worked for me when it was ancho-v/camp rm a few days back
potato quality etc
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>>144525192
>http://splatpast.com/
No wonder why rig is never in rotation it only happens for splat zones
They should really change the maps to make them suitable for play rather than removing them.
Why was pit rainmaker removed? It seemed fine
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>>144531395
yeah but some of the combos have been dead for 5+ months now and they havent even attempted fixing half of them
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>>144531612
Go back to the Discord.
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>>144531863
what
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>use squiffer in tw
>10/1
>use squiffer in ranked
1/10
help me
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>>144530696
I would definitely recommend it, helps with the terrible kill range of dynamo.
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2 callies!
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>>144532630
This is what Calliefags like
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>>144520386
>>144521562
>>144532810
What's gotten you so restless today, Mariefag?
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>>144532909
Go back to the Discord
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>>144532810
no, this is what degenerates like
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>>144533023
So Calliefags then
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Here, have a Marie
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>>144533156
Mmm dem thighs
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>>144529249
What about wolfhound?
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>>144533220
>3 suction cups underneath tentacles
Disgusting.
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Stealing Marie's rice!
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>>144533306
He's in the discord, too
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>>144533448
Oh shit it finally happened? I guess I'll permanently leave /ink/ then.
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Feeding Marie her rice.
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>>144533432
tiny hands
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>>144530696
This is my new favorite picture.
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>>144533561
Me too. Wolfhound joining the discord is the end of an era
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>>144533561
>>144533926
Go on, then.
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>come back to /ink/ after a day
>thread is very uncomfy
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>in a turf lobby filled with all clanners
>3 empty spots after next match
>all three filled by low level squibs
>all three end up on the same team
>all three of them were also rollers who never flicked
Almost felt bad for helping my team slaughter them
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>>144534383
way to contribute there pal
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>>144534383
This thread was never comfy. Join the Discord.
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>>144533561
He's been there for ages.
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>>144534067
You're obviously new to the game. It doesn't matter what kind of party you have, it'll work out in the end. The only thing that would be difficult would be if you did a mono class team like all Farmers or all Fortresses. And no, Untold did ruin the series. It's a meme for a reason.
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>>144534818
Okay
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>>144534774
Must've been in the past month.
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check my rolls
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>>144534774
>been there for ages
I joined a couple days ago.
No one else squads here anymore.
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>>144481221
>tfw all your cousins are dead or in jail
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>>144535421
-cheater scum
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>>144535439
That's not what I've been told.
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>>144535502
>Moralfags and spyke slaves
Too bad you can't enjoy sets like 1hko rapid blaster
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>>144535476
>tfw one of your cousins is an unemployed gay SJW
>tfw your other cousin is voluntary missionary sharing food and preaching Christianity across impoverished parts of Africa
It's an unusual feeling.
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>tfw never squaded before
>tfw ben wanting to squad for several months now
>tfw every squad is announced just after i go to bed or just leave my computer in general
>tfw too cowardly to start own squad
>tfw dont even know how to squad
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>>144533432
Y-you can't steal Marie's rice! That's mean! What will she eat??
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>>144535886
scroll up to the squad button and just DUDE it
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>>144535751
>Game has been out for one (1) year
>Not already having all the sets you need rolled to perfection for months in advance
You're either new or casual.
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Anybody wanna squad for this rotation?
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>>144536031
We don't all have the autist to savescum, scarth.
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>>144536003
shit, like she should have been doing all along
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>>144536003
Callie's pussy!
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>>144536031
He probably just sucks at the game. He did have to cheat, after all.
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>>144536003you
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>>144533432
RETURN THE RICE OR BE SQUISHED
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>>144536168
Gonna need an example of this
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>>144536526
http://i.imgur.com/iz4di33.jpg
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>>144536526
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>mash buttons
>win
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>>144481221
>tfw eldest cousin is woomy age
>have a cute mentor/student relationship
>tfw younger cousins are obsessed with splatoon
>think i'm some sort of squid god
>youngest is learning how to read, can't spell his name but can read "weapons" "octoling" and "amiibo", probably more now
feels good
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>>144537963
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>>144537086
Holy shit, was NOT expecting that. Thanks anon!
>>
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>>144538063
You sound like a good cousin
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>>144538208Callie is pretty much being raped though
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>>144538289
>this drawfriend is gone forever
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>>144538392
They were here like a week ago.
Why does /ink/ always think all of their content creators are gone, dead or circlejerking?
Talk about a bunch of pessimists.
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>haven't played the game in months
>the Callie and Marie amiibos
Should I? They're pretty fresh
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>>144538513
Yes!
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>>144538392
Good,
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cute
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>niece dressed up as Callie
HELP
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>>144538513
They do nothing to affect gameplay.
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>>144538692
>Not giving Callie the Corocoro Roller
Retarded artist.
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>>144538289
thank you anon, i try my best
while i'm here, they drew some pictures of the octarians. would anyone be interested in seeing them? figured fanart from the intended demographic would be cute
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>>144536168
>>144536526
>>144537086
>>144538208
>>144539272
You need to learn to be more wholesome
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>>144539378
I honestly would
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>>144539378
If it's Octarian art then hell yes. Octolings are over-saturated as fuck.
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>>144539378
do it
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>>144538692
Why does this artist draw squids so small?
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>>144539529
>wholesome
>they are holding hands
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>>144539724
Tumblr
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>>144539729
I want to fuck this squib
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>>144539859
I kind of do too
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>>144539859
>>144539932
Kill yourselves.
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>>144539272http://imgur.com/a/lg4U5
I don't know what the fuck is going on here
Translations never
>>144539529
Yeah do not look, you will hate this
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>>144540020
Believe me I'm trying with smoking. Hopefully I'll be reincarnated 12 thousand years in the future so I can fuck a squib.
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>>144539552
>>144539565
>>144539609
1/5
to clarify, all except the last are done by a 9 year old
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>>144539378
>intended demographic
naisu meme
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>>144540062
Bless you.
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>>144540346
Did you just admit to being underage
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>>144540346
I like it. if they drew the octosniper they have good taste
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>>144540346
2/5, did not realize how big that file size was
>>144540478
?
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>>144540669
3/5
>>144540573
octosniper is my favorite too, he told me he forgot to though
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>>144541048
5/5
apparently it's the octomaw? drawn by the cousin learning how to read
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>>144540062
It's nothing spectacular - the dialogue is very generic
There's like a few lines that could give you a summary without missing much
>I'm home, Marie
>Wait a minute, Callie
>IS THIS SEX wait calm down
>You look flush
>It's alright, it's alright (with squid pun)
>You cute
>Stop
>That feels too good Marie, it feels good inside, you're good at this Callie etc. etc. etc.
>Is it time for the FINISHER
>Marie you idiot
>When you respawn... I'll treat you to rice
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>>144540062
You don't really need translations for that.Callie walks in on Marie giving a blowjob and gets all shocked, but Marie says something like "come on, it's fun" and Callie says "fiiiiine" and then they have the hot sex. Then Marie tries to get freaky with a splattershot jr. but it doesn't work out right.
Also, NO EYEMASKS IM UPSET
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>>144541048
That Octostriker is wrong. WRONG
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>>144540346
>>144540669
>>144540838
>>144541048
>>144541417
Thanks anon and anon's cousins!
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>>144541419
Okay so it isn't all rape
Thanks anonymous
>>144541420
Yeah the lack of eyemasks is shit
Kinda crazy how much of the Inklings charm and design comes down to their raccoon eyes
>>
He could be a spongebob artist
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>>144541681
>jiggle joysticks
>hold left trigger at all times
>mash both right trigger and right bumper
>slap that right stick every once in white for good measure
carbonroller.txt
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>>144542221
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this is what my young family member drew
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>>144542491
Shit
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>>144542480
Thank you for the cute Marie.
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>>144542491
better than that shit cuteanon or whatever spewed out
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>>144542609
Get out of here
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>>144542609
literally who
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>>144542527
It's pretty bad, but it's way better than I would've expected. I feel like with a few fixes it could be decent
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>>144542725
I don't know what this means but fuck off.
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>>144542757
some dead drawfag
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>>144542491
Cute!
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>>144542491
>>144542798
As they said, they just messed up the eyes.
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>>144542725
If it's anything like ours, the answer is yes. I often fantasize of what this general would be like if that discord was never made
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>>144542920
i like it
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>>144543003
more squads but more blogging
>>144542940
>>144542920
shitting up the thread
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>>144543003
More like a nightmare than a fantasy. One visit to the Discord and you'll be very happy those people are out.
>>
mareican splatfestoon fest never
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>>144543261
it'll be shite
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>>144543261
NoA looked at the state of the NA player base and found out that only the discord plays the game so they stopped soon Splatfests.
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>>144543210
shame there's no squads here
they have squads but about 10x more blogging and bobsled pretending to be retarded about squids existing
>>
Moray Towers is objectively the worst map.
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>>144544069
Great on TW. hell on SZ and TC. ??? on RM
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>>144544069
Towers is great if Chargers take a day off.
Depot is complete shit.
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>>144542757
A very nice drawfag who used to draw here a lot but got very busy
Their art was very cute as the name implies
They had a bit of a blogging habit though, often unintentionally
Had a tumblr too, but apparently they deleted it
>>
>>144544719
looks cute to me
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>>144544719
shut up cuteanon. nobody wants to read your blog
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>>144544719
CUTE! I miss cuteanonand their blogs
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>>144544154
I fucking love Towers Turf War,
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>>144544069
I think it's pretty fun. Here is my tier list of maps (objectively correct):
TOP TIER
>dome
>warehouse
>skatepark
>camp
>mall
>mackerel
MIDDLE TIER
>museum
>pit
>games
>resort
>towers
BOTTOM TIER
>heights
>rig
>underpass
>bridge
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More weird art by weird artist
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>>144546002
I should also note that I enjoy all the maps. I don't think that there is a single bad map. The tiers should really be
>top tier
>great tier
>good tier
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>>144546112
Yeah I really hate that artist.
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I see that "Marie has way bigger tits" meme is still holding up.
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>>144547442
It's the only way
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>>144547442
I'm glad that "Marie's boobs should be always bigger than Callie's and let me explain to you why even though no one asked, that's the only way it should be also if you don't think that way you hate Callie" anon stopped
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>>144547716
That was me though.
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>>144548040
I had a feeling
Okay well thanks for stopping
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>>144548279
Fuck you, I apologized before.
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>>144548040
Marie looks fat in this picture. I like it
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>>144549038
Seems like there's a running theme.
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>>144548756
What I said thanks
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>>144549560
Aye, fuck you.
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Moyashi and Ikako buy makeup!
Left to right:
>Lipstick, eyeshadow, blush, brush
>>
/ink/ plays the game they said. No shitposting here they said.
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>>144550492
When did anybody EVER say that.
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>>144550492
Can't you people who do nothing but whine just stay in the Discord instead of coming here every hour to bitch?
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>>144549560
If I feel like sperging uncontrollably over why I believe my dumb headcanons make sense, I'm gonna, and I don't expect to be thanked for stopping as if it was hurting anybody.
So fuck you, but keep doing what you do, you're the backbone of this thread you beautiful little thing you.
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>>144550971
>you're the backbone of this thread
U wot m8
>>
Cumming inside Marie would be really great right now.
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>>144551128
Yes.
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>>144551221
Would you take responsibility?
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>>144550971
I think you have that person confused for me
I don't think I'd ever be so rude
That is, unless I got provoked like last time, but I forgave you for that, right
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>>144551656
I can't even remember.
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>>144551221
You gotta eat her poop first.
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>>144551558
Can squids get pregnant? Would the child be some squid/human hybrid that has to be mercy killed right away to prevent a life of never ending torment and pain?
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>>144551968
They do, but not in a way that we would understand.
The presence of a bellybutton suggests Inklings give live birth, but they'd be completely incompatible with humans, being sentient blobs of paint.
Besides, you're supposed to self-insert is your Inkling self.
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>>144552205
But my inkling self is a girl...
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>>144552464
Hot lesbian sex with Marie then.
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>>144551938
I wish Marie would deepthroat my banana
>>
Having Marie's ass planted on my face would also be really great right now.
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>>144551938
ye
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>>144552959
Wouldn't that be something.
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>>144553181
No, fuck this.
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>Look, look! Ikako put on makeup for me!
>Am I cute? A pretty squid?
>Eh? Eh?
>Huh? Makeup?!
>Kids aren't supposed to be wearing that stuff! You need to slow down
>You HAVE to wait until you're older
>Said by Eao, of all people... How strange...
>Acting like my grandpa or something...
>No, wait... uh...
>You're cute, alright... but... you're still young... I, uh... Huh... Yeah?
>Uh, I guess
>>
Hero for Overwatch whose abilities match those of an Inkling when?
>Spray ink
>Swim, climb walls, liquefy enemies
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joyfags unite
post your rank with no motion controls
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>>144555747
Stay strong arthritisfag
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yesterday was insect day! to celebrate, this mimmemama has become tamer of beasts, and the rider of the legendary japanese rhinoceros beetle!
then again, tako-chan is riding the mimmemama. are they really the one in charge?
despite the rhinoceros beetle's fierceness, it is also very cute! bugs are no exception for my softspot for nature! here it munches on some delicious watermelon.
did you know? the japanese rhinoceros beetle (カブトムシ, helmeted bug) is extremely popular in japan! it is very common to see them in advertising, like how often you can see a lion in US advertising, and they are well-loved among schoolchildren, who buy them at pet stores! a tiny little beetle can go for 500 to 1000 yen!
another weird part of beetles in japanese culture: rhinoceros beetle fighting. yes, there is a quite large gambling ring in japan based on bug fights! two male rhino beetles are placed on a log, and, competitive by nature (males are also the only ones with horns), they fight! the last on the log wins!
i love these guys so much! they're one of the most adorable beetles, i think. bugs don't get enough love, if you ask me... they always get crushed! or yelled at! or thrown away! but they deserve better than that. they're just trying to get along in life like the rest of us.
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>>144557354
I want to feed Tako-chan to the cute beetle!
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>>144557354
That explains all the brother and sister and mother and son threads in /b/ last night.
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>>144558162
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
a beetle could never eat tako-chan! tako-chan is too cute to eat! besides, japanese rhino beetles are herbivores! they would never want to eat another creature!
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It's RM on mahi and dome. It's time for squads, if I made a squad would three of you join it?
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Wow, /ink/ really is dead.
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>Wii U is broken
Fukk ;_;
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>>144561036
we have our deader days.
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>>144561081
This is a dynamite rotation and nobody wants to squad.
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>>144561247I hate RM mahi mahi and dome
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>>144561247
it's 23:29 too late for Splatooning
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>>144561247
The good rotations always come at the worst times
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>use splathax
get some good abilities on gear that was otherwise unwearable and can look fashionable without hindering myself too much
>go to bed
>nightmares about using splathax
>everything's being edited WHILE I'm in a game
>no, stop, please
>get banned multiple times
>all of my gear's taken away
>wake up in a cold sweat
oh my god.
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>>144561247
It's not that nobody wants to play, it's just that nobody wants to play with YOU.
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>>144562580
>cheating
you deserve it
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>>144561036
>>144561081
Give it a couple days. Sheldon's picks 2 arrives on the 7th, so activity should pick up then.
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>>144562580
Just think of happy dreams about beating all the moral fags with trash gear in even matches that came down to what gear we were wearing :)
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>>144562580
>Get banned
>Make new account
>Edit everything back to the way it was within an hour
Whoopdeedoo.
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>>144562580
>play the game
>don't cheat
>have the same experience as everyone else without worrying
>have fun without feeling the need to have perfect gear or beat everyone
>no worries about getting banned
good feel
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>>144562761
>Implying any games are determined by secondary slots
HA
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>>144562761
>A shitter like you having an even match with anyone
Lol
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>>144562836
>Not just loading a back up of everything instantly
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>>144563135
>>144563205
Look at these moral fags they can't get over splathax. It must have taken you a while to accept savescumming and not you have this to deal with ;)
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>>144563434
The reason I'm not fucked with Splathax is because I've already savescummed everything I need :)
You're just jelly because you're a salty casual ;)
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>>144563629
But guy I'm happy about it, that I don't have to spend hours grinding in hopes of getting a win on the slot machine. Why would I be salty about that? :)
If it bothers you so much it's going to get patched in 2.8 anyway so then you can show off your gear you spend weeks to make to people who spent an hour on their entire collection :P
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I'm honestly just wondering what kind of autist feels the need to cheat in a children's game for their minmaxing, at risk of getting banned.
>>144562836
Nintendo issues console bans for hacking, you know.
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>>144562836
You mean
>buy new console
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>>144563952
>Having bad luck
Get gud at slots m8 ;)
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>>144563952
>gear you spend weeks to make
This is the part that pisses me off about this game. In order to get what you want, you have to spend an absurd amount of time playing the game to get the money you need for a bunch of rng rerolls that have such a small chance of getting even the on-brand triple that you might as well just not even try for the triple and settle for two.
And then there's the splatfests which seem like they're supposed to be a supplement to the slow income, and allow you a large chunk of rerolls in the form of super sea snails just for participating for a few hours. But those don't even matter that much because you can be on the winning splatfest team and still blow all your rerolls and not get what you want.
I'm all for a little bit of rng to keep things interesting and unpredictable, but when it's this bad I can't even blame people for wanting to scum and hack.
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Swim Speed
Spiked man's greed
Urchins starving, sea snails bleed
Nothing he's rolled he really needs
21st century savescum man
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>>144565131
If hacks or edits were never discovered, imagine how much better this game would be. Just having onbrand trips would cause you to be considered a god.
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>>144565131
If there an alternative like 50k or 5 snails which lets you pick 1 ability of your choice on your gear it might be fine. Roll 2 then pick the last.
Or just getting rid of the retarded rng system is a much better way of doing it, but knowing Nintendo they wont do that.
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>>144565131
The thing is, without savescumming or hacking, having all trips is not supposed to be the norm. You're supposed to take the cards you've been dealt and settle for a loadout that has most of what you need, which is the reason for brand influence, in accordance to the limited amount of rerolls you get and the time it takes to get more. You're not supposed to reset over and over again so that you can get whatever you want with enough time.
For some reason, people have so much trouble understanding that perfection is not always supposed to be achievable.
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>>144531863
We're all turning on each other
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>>144565720
This, goddamnit.
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I drew my boyfriend as a inkling.
It's not done yet, though.
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>>144565245
What would be better is either:
>full control/customisation of your gear
>mains only no subs. Spyke is just for ordering when you just can't wait for the shop
>brand influence is much stronger
>rolls are much cheaper
>snails rolls have less RNG than cash rolls
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>>144566178
Fair cop
Remember the 10 limb rule that Inklings have.
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>>144565720
People will always strive to get perfection there's no changing that, even if abilities don't mean much people will always copy the best set for the weapon, damage for chargers ect. It only makes it worse that the abilities actually benefit the player during the game, unlike aesthetics which people usually hack because they want to look the best in splatoon it's that and buffing your character to it's fullest potential.
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>>144566178
Can you draw yourself attention whoring while you're at it?
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>>144566192
>You can order exact copies off other players gear; but for real world money
>Having someone order your gear gives you ingame coins as a reward
This keeps people rolling and ordering, and the cash rolling in for Nendo.
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>>144566192
>brand influence is much stronger
This would only push people to hack off brand more
>rolls are much cheaper
Nothing would change, people just cheat the system by resetting with other saves as is
>snails rolls have less RNG than cash rolls
Unless it's full control of what you get it's not going to help
The rest would sort the problem out though.
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>>144566178
Seriously?
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who /royalty/ here?
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>>144568365
I am an Algerian Prince, yes
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>>144566295
It's behind the head.
>>144566357
I can't, I'm not a girl.
>>144566819
What does this reaction means?
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>>144562638
I'm sorry you can't handle the teams my rank matches us against.
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>>144566178
Honey, please. Stop attwhoring.
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>>144568636
>making excuses for your inability to carry
ok cheater
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>>144566178
>I drew my boyfriend
>>144568615
>I can't, I'm not a girl.
Can't you go to /soc/ or something?
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>>144568938
Cheater? where'd that come from? If I was cheating I might actually be able to carry your heavy ass.
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>>144568793
>>144568967
I drew something related to Splatoon and I'm attwhoring? Just because I said it's my boyfriend? This general turned into such a circlejerk.
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>>144569525
>Here's a pic of my ~boyfriend~
>No one cares about your boyfriend
>God this place is such a circlejerk
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>>144569525
sweet avatar
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>>144530476
no rainy it's still trash
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While firing what weapon is the fastest run speed? I feel like it would be a nozzlenose
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>>144569723
So saying "I drew this pic of a inkling" it's a better thing to do?
You could have explained that to me.
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>instantly gets near their spawn at the beginning of the round
Nevermind don't read this.
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>>144570038
>bad=mouthing the hydra splatling
Nuh uh, screw you. This is my baby, and it's going to mess you up.
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>>144570262
>Throw up splash wall
>Get killed through it anyway
Then whenever they use it it's an iron wall that never breaks and saves their ass even if i bomb around it
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>>144570150
This should be apparent to anyone posting anywhere on 4chan unless you're on a board specifically for attention whoring such as /b/ or /soc/
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>>144570150
Aye. Well, try not to do it again, eh?
People on 4chan usually don't like to see inserts of real people, even in art. But they'll only know it's one if you tell them, and telling them it is seems like an invitation for attention to them. The thing about "I'm not a girl" seems like begging for attention too, because it's a fact about you that barely connects to what you responded to, making it seem like you just want to talk about yourself.
It's a thing on most of 4chan, not just /ink/, so don't act like that makes us a circlejerk when we're trying to prevent one.
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>>144570367
Your baby is a bitchweapon. Get some fucking class.
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>>144570150
>>144569525
>>144568615
Maybe you should read the rules before you start posting and avatarfagging.
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>>144568615
>>144569525
>>144570150
>Avatarfagging
Disgusting
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>>144570903
>>144571054
Stop replying to obvious bait you attentioncucks.
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>>144571221
Better than squading with /ink/ desu.
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>>144569749
>>144571132
>>144571206
To be fair, Translator Anon avatarfags all the time and no one gives him any shit for it.
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>>144571515
>(You) being in charge of knowing what avatarfagging is
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>>144571515
Not really, he just posts new pictures for each day.
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>>144569234
Nigga you have shit Internet. You can't carry shit cause you're a bitch
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>>144572805
Don't reason with the australian retard
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>>144572956
He's a hillbilly ginger.
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>>144573205
-scarth
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3/4
nnid gorillaglacier
please join
and let me know if you sent a fr
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>>144573389
Why are you here.
Go to the fucking Discord for squads.
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>>144573264
-ThatsSo
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>>144573627
What's up with this meme?
People in the Discord can't play the game here?
Why? You think their cancer can spread through console?
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>>144573729
This thread is for cancer and not playing the game.
Discord is for squads.
Now fuck off.
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Discord must be pretty dead if I'm seeing fags from there asking for squads here.
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>>144574010
There are over a hundred people in the Discord. They just have dozens of Squads going at all times so sometimes there are gaps. Which is why they should ask Reddit for players; this thread is not for Squads.
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>>144570801
>getting beat by a terrible weapon
bunch of shitters
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>>144574348
He's in the Discord too.
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>>144573389
>it's full
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>>144574428
Moot is there too.
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>>144574323
relax
its a work of fiction, made by a wishful hydrafag
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>>144573627
>>144573891
>>144574207
Kill yourself
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>>144574723
Who are you?
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>>144574947
Art is not allowed. Take it to the Discord.
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>144575052
Stay mad babt
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>>144574868
Anonymous
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>>144575197
Nice boogeyman syndrome.
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I want to shock Callie with a taser!
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>>144575709
No. No Callieposting. Unless you take it to the Discord.
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yo daddy mulk, you still browse here?
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>>144574620
We also have ThatSrb2DUDE and WhiteHawke in the discord
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>>144576039
yes
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>>144575709
I want to shock Callie with a diamond ring and hear her in tears as she gleefully tells me yes, yes she will!
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>>144572805
I think you have me confused with someone else. Also I can't carry because I don't use an unbalanced weapon.
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>>144576298
She doesn't think of you that way, Marie. Not yet.
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>>144570367
mah nigga
hydras are great support weapons so far im liking the regular with echo and splatbomb
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>>144576712
That squib could use a good dicking.
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>>144576481
Honestly, the reason I hate these kinds of posts the most is not because they're a little out of place, but because they always remind me of that time people unironically roleplayed as the Squid Sisters and talked about sex.
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>>144576826
This anon could use a good emasculation.
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>>144576863
I think you need to chill out
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>>144577050
No, it's okay. It's a filthy nature-defying hybrid. It deserves whatever torment it gets just for existing.
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>>144577092
I mean, I'm not raging or anything.
Just getting a little PTSD.
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>>144577447
Kek, I remember the time you're talking about. They were talking ABOUT sex, not pretending they were presently having it through chat. So RP, not ERP. Which is... better somehow.
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>>144576206
neat, thought the name sounded familiar
i'm one of runes in that turf room
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>>144577709
i said that though
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>>144578153
I know, if they were doing the whole "Ohh ah lick me lower" kind of crap it'd be a sight worse.
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Goodnight Marie, you're the best in my eyes
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>>144579030
I love octoling breasts.
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Can we talk about this Cherry for just a minute? I wasn't even aware they released any details about it yet.
Besides having a really nice reskin in my opinion, it also comes with a Splash Wall and Bubbler apparentl. Which are undoubtedly among the best subs and specials in the game.
But, will it be enough to save this awful base weapon from obscurity?
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>>144579361
it's shit just let it die
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What if Callie had a black tongue and blush
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>>144579361
nozzlenoses could only be saved if you could hold ZR to keep firing
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>>144579773
her tongue would be pink, like her normal accent color would be, as when her color changes for splatfest so does her accent colors to match the ink color
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>>144580067
I mean what if though
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>>144579361
I was hoping for burst bomb rush or something aggressive. The only way the base H3 works is by leveraging your suction bombs. This thing is just a shitty 96deco.
>>
FAT
OCTOLING
VULVA
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>>144579361
Honestly the only updates I'm excited about at this point are roller nerfs. Map redesigns to stop handing matches to snipers too, but that's not going to happen.
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>>144576589
I actually like the regular more now too. I thought the custom variant was better with it's bubbler but the echolocator's appropriate at all times
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>>144579361
What H-3 needs is shorter cooldown.
That's all.
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Guys, all this game discussion is leaving me feeling that I'm left out since I don't have this game. Can we just go back to posting Callie and Marie?
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>>144581869
No.
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>>144581553
yeah echo lets you know whent to charge the shot and provides wallhacks for your teammates
i rarely use the splatbomb tho
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>>144581235
FAT
RACE
TRAITOR
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>>144582148
Splat bomb is a good panic button if nothing else
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>>144581869
Ok
Squid forms are cute
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>>144579361
needs a faster firerate
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>>144582148
I use the splatbomb alllll the time.
It's amazing on tower control and for getting out of tight places.
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>>144581582
>>144582552
This.
>>144579894
Also this.
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>>144582148
Try it on walls and inclines for mobility.
Optionally, strength up gear for 2-hit close range kills
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>>144576589
I should make a list of telltale "rainyisms". I can ALWAYS tell when you make a post
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>>144583182do it
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>>144583182
it's the mexican english that does it
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>>144579894
But that would remove H-3 unique personality.
>>
Hey guys, Craig here. You're all idiots for not joining the discord. Come play with us.
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>>144584876
nah let the waifufags suffer without squads and lobbies, they don't want to actually play the game
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>>144579361
you know I would have just settled with one or the other, since it gives a better margin of error for having inaccurate shots, but it's alright. Disruptors probably would have been better
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>>144584876
>>144584942
Tried it, everyone ignored me :^(
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>>144584942
-rainy?
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>>144586008
nope
source: I am an expert rainyist
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>>144584876
post a non expired link then
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>>144584876
who is shaming my name
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>>144586110
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>>144586227
Sorry. It was me Pinky.
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>>144586231
I did not miss this meme. Scath and his cronies are the most uncreative motherfuckers around
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>>144586471
I don't believe that you are Ela, imposter-kun
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>>144586584
You got me. I'm Marth.
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>>144584876
fuck you craig
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i love you rainy
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>>144586584
caught me again! I'm actuallyfishchikin
>>144586880
fuck off falseflagger
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>>144587102
literally WHO
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>>144584876
>>144586008
>>144586110
>>144586227
>>144586231
>>144586471
>>144586542
>>144586584
>>144586880
>>144587037
>>144587102
What is this shit?
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I don't have a WiiU, but I want to play this game? Is it worth buying a WiiU for?
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>>144587360
no, but many other games are
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>>144481048
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>>144587332
Callie is illiterate. Illiterate!
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>>144587927
is there a way to show the seed the site generated or enter our own?
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nessthing here, join the discord for some yummy chats with fellow single Splatoon players!
We're always around to chat with newfriends!
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>>144579894
This. They should have allowed you to hold the button. And instead made the blasters multi-press
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Afro here, anyone have any chickens I can murder? Mom wants dinner.
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>>144576404
>triple digit download speeds
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>>144588629
>Discordfags claim they don't come to the threads and shitpost yet posts like these exist
>recent poll heavily resulted in agreeing that the Discord is what has ruined these threads
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>>144566178
Kek, the b word triggered /ink/
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>>144588824
Discord ruin the thread because the people that actually played the game left the thread to be devoured by waifus
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>>144589217
They come back here to shitpost any time actual discussion happens out of jealousy like in >>144588629
It's a circlejerk, and it's all about them.
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>>144588824
I'm from the discord and made an anonymous post asking to squad and got no replies.
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I love my hydra
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Thicktopus
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>>144589217
Because it's so much easier to communicate in the Discord than in the thread since there is no post cooldown and there is voice chat.
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>>144589471
>they claim not to post here, but posts like these exist
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>>144589406
/ink/ turned the discord into an "Us" vs "Them" kind of thing.
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>>144589717
You fags post the same images every thread and wonder why people hate you
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>>144587360
Yeah its worth it. But I would check out other games just in case you want more justifications for buying the system.
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>>144589885
You fool. That's what it's always been ever since the Discord was created and they started coming here to recruit. They'd like to see these generals gone, deleted from constant shitposting. It's their dumping grounds, and they don't care as long as their little paradise exists.
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>>144579361
I remember when people thought this gun line would give the .96 deco, back when it was spammed, a run for its money.
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>someday splatoon's online services will be gone and these days can`t be revisited again
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>>144590636
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>>144590636
Good. Maybe this community can clean itself up before the sequel comes out. Maybe there won't be RNG to drive away all the nice players.
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who is the best player in /ink/
1 vs 1 me
walleye warehouse splat zones
splattershot jr only
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>>144579361
This gun needs its damage cap raised so you can stack enough damage and kill with 2 bullets.
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>>144590797
At least the RNG can be manipulated/cheated on the Wii U.
It's going to suck ass in Spla2n if they keep the slot machine simulator as-is and also patch out all of the exploits.
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>>144591505
It already does that son, you need 2 mains and 3 subs to cap the damage.
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>>144589717
I want to eat her fat vulva
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>>144592002
I want to eat her
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>>144591502
/ink/ power rankings coming soon.
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>>144591502
All the good players moved to Overwatch. Now you're stuck with shitters like tia
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holy fuck if you spawn in the front then move forward. It ain't that complicated.
Two starts in a row got fumbled because the front player ran to side, blocking the right and rear players from moving
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>>144593210
oi u wanna go m8?
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>>144594160
Please. You can barely hold on to your S Rank for more than a day.
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>>144533387
what's a gal suppose to represent in real life?
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goodnight callie
i love you
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>>144579361
No reason to use it over .96 deco. Should have had Burst Bombs for faster kills instead of wall.
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>Splashwalls: The weapon pack
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>>144595050
ok heisen
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>>144595290
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>>144585158
disruptors on an h3 would be way op
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>>144597531
walter i just told you i have a tv now
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>>144597703
The mini has them AND the Bubbler and no one bats an eye.
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3x Sub Saver is disgustingly fun
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>>144598725
>h3 has better range
>disruptors would make its fatal flaw, being a bitch to aim well enough to land the three consecutive hits, nonexistent
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>>144598725
I don't think anyone really likes the mini
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>>144598725
>no one bats an eye
> in the update its gonna get heavy depletion
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>>144598725
>no one bats an eye
Even before it was released we were all saying how horribly overpowered it would be. And surely enough even Nintendo is admitting to it by slapping a heavy special depletion rate on it with this next patch. Thank fuck.
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>>144600461
So fucking glad, those shitters that spam the Bubbler every 5 secs need to rot in hell.
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>>144598725
that's because the mini SUCKS
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I think this game is one of the few things that makes me happy
that and reading the shitposting on /ink/
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>>144601526
shut the fuck up, fagme too, anon
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Post Callie and Marie
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>>144602114
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>>144602583
that is very good cosplay
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>>144601526
12 months on and both those things are still addictive as hell. Thanks for the ride /ink/.
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>>144600584
Now to give the Regular Mini at least Medium. Heavy if we're blessed.
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>>144600461
Is it really? Please tell me the tri-slosher with the same kit is also getting the same treatment. That weapon is already EZ-mode in close quarters.
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>>144604643
Just the Zink mini, look at the patch notes.
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>Have beakons
>Have an ally with beakons
>Set up beakons
>Beakon ally only ever uses their beakons when they jump to your beakons
Why don't they ever place more than one? Do they even know how their weapon works?
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>>144604643
I've said the Tri-Slosher is a barrel of cancer for ages; it needs a tweak somehow
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>>144605452
Unless you're in a Squad, Beacons are a waste of time. Don't bother with them in solo.
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>>144605649
they're useful for yourself with QSJ and/or QR
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>>144605831
maybe if you're on a big map like Mall or Hammerhead.
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>>144605831
You wouldn't rather have a bomb or something always useful?
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>>144605649
I get allies that use my beakons though. Not all of them but there's pretty often one or two. I'm just confused by people who choose a beakon weapon, and then don't use their beakons.
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>>144606069
the only killer wail weapons I like also have beakon
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The Cherry H-3 Nozzlenose has splash wall and bubbler while the Splash-o-matic 7 has splat bombs and inkzooka.
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/
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>>144607908
wow it's all shit. Sheldon's picks vol 2 is a disappointment
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>>144607908
SPLOOSH-o-matic.
Huge difference.
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>>144607908
>Sploosh with Splat Bombs/Inkzooka
Naisu
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>>144607908
So the Cherry is a worse Gal Deco
Can't suppress fire, can't deal with close quarters, and for that reason Bubbler is pretty much useless compared to Kraken.
The Sploosh should be good though, given it's able to climb walls now with Burst Bombs. Inkzooka will really remedy its range problems too.
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>>144540062
>Take off clothes
>Make sure to leave the hats on
Kek
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>>144608425
The gals honestly shouldn't have krakens to begin with, let alone splash walls too. There's no real way you're going to top that, expect that they have one of the best ttks in the game with fire rate/range/damage too.
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>>144608873
It's funny because they actually made it even stronger by lessening its spread since it greatly boosts its effective range. And running one or two Damage Ups is no problem.
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>>144607908
>Twisty thing on the nozzle is skewed
This triggers MY OCD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144609010
Only the 96 got that buff. It's still very inaccurate.
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>>144609462
It's the only one that comes with Kraken though.
And its accuracy is much more usable now.
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it's supposed to be a blowfish but it always looks like a turd to me
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>>144610581
Is the white part meant to be grit teeth?
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>>144610581
I thought it was an angry fireball
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>>144595184
A heavier tommy gun maybe?
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>>144596406
Based Octoposter
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Thanks for banning me again guys. - Heisen aka robb
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>>144612951
What do you keep doing that makes them boot your candy ass
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>>144595184
a grenade launcher. It's supposed to look like the Milkor MGL / M32 MGL with the iron sights from an M79
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>>144613007
encroaching on their circlejerk
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6am cannot come fast enough. I need different maps
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>>144613387
Thank you /k/, never talk to me or my squids again
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>>144594101
Depends on tyhe weapon but generally yeah. Do this.
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Poor Nintendo can't help but spoil their own game by revealing what the new weapons have before they're released. Killing off all the hype before it even manifests.
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>>144611089
rice balls.
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>>144541729
>Kinda crazy how much of the Inklings charm and design comes down to their raccoon eyes
It's why girls wear eyeshadow to accentuate their eyes.
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>>144613007
I don't know why. It's a meme to shit on people for awhile before they bored and move on to someone else
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>>144613007
Impersonated a past problem user, banned immediately. How weird and unjust, right?
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>>144614865
Who exactly am I impersonating? All I'm admittedly doing is going on a different IP for being banned for something u don't even know what for
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>>144615036
Okay, then you were banned for ban evasion. Good thing you've cleared that up.
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>>144615076
>the discord is a place to discuss the game without incompetent 4chan mods
>ban for the same reasons with no proof
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>>144541419
So... does Callie like the feeling of being forcefully impregnated? Because she looks like she wants to die.
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>>144579361
I'm fucking hyped. I wanted Splash Wall.
If it gets light depletion, it might just kill the 96 Deco, or at least give it some serious competition.
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>>144615197
>the discord is a place to discuss the game without incompetent 4chan mods
Who are you quoting?
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>>144615794
Not with Bubbler it won't.
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Cock talk with the Squid Sisters
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>>144615883
Why not?
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>>144616338
Kraken lets you instantly kill enemies that get too close; that's why the Gal Deco is considered so hard to counter. Dangerous from far and near.
If enemies get near you, this thing can only rely on its primary fire while invulnerable; much less reliable, especially with its atrocious rate of fire.
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>>144616243
There are a LOT of things that you can do on Earth that you can't anywhere else. Such as live.
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>>144596406
why do you do this
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>>144616868
Based Octoposter
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Are the Splatoon plushes still available to buy?
I can't wait another month, I need a Marie to cuddle. Or even a Callie if needs be.
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>>144617268
Ye
http://www.play-asia.com/splatoon-all-star-collection-plush-hotaru-s/13/709bm7
Have fun
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>>144616519
96 is crippled by its gear dependency. It wants Damage Up, Swim Speed, Ink Savers, Special Saver, Special Charge Up, etc. It'll always have a problem with one aspect it can't cover.
96 also has awful ink efficiency, meh accuracy, nonexistent strafe speed, and heavy depletion.
Cherry has loads of advantages that make it a more reliable weapon. It has great ink efficiency (20 bursts on a full tank, 8 after a wall), perfect accuracy, doesn't rely on any specific gear to function well, and if you can aim well it has much better ambushing potential. The ridiculously quick kill time from long ranges blows the 96 put of the water.
Splash Wall does an amazing job of covering up its weaknesses. Who cares if you have to wait between bursts, or might not hit all 3 shots when you're standing behind a wall?
The Bubbler is amazing for it. If my months of Hydra use have taught me anything, it's not to underestimate Bubbler's team support power. Kraken is better fr some things, Bubbler is better for others. One's not strictly better than the other.
Besides, only an idiot would get up close to a Cherry that has Bubbler ready.
I see people make this mistake all the time. "(New thing) sucks! We already have (old thing) so it's better! We don't need (new thing)!
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>>144617748
So you're saying this Nozzlenose is the superior weapon because it plays an effective support role, over the Gal Deco which can still single-handedly slaughter entire teams?
In hindsight I do hope lots of people try this weapon, as they'll be really easy to beat.
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>>144618180
>So is this thing you didn't say what you said?
>Yeah well you're wrong
good one
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>>144617414
>THIRTY dollars
Actually I can wait
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>>144618301
Forget about it then, good luck making the Cherry meta. You won't.
Nozzlenoses are irredeemable.
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>>144618374
Someone bought me a Callie one, but I hope you decide to get yours
She's pretty high quality and very plush, the head is especially soft which makes nuzzling your neck up against it or something great
I can't comment on the Marie but the Callie has especially plush tentacles; they can be a very great stim for me
She could be a little bigger but even so she's very comforting to hold; I definitely haven't regretted it since I got her and still keep her in my bed
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Solo queue is fucking garbage. AND need to play it for S+ rank
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>>144619203
She'd probably serve mostly as an ornament than a companion, so I suppose it would be more beneficial to just wait for the Amiibo.
>especially plush tentacles; they can be a very great stim for me
Uhh
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>>144618515
>Nozzlenoses
m8, I've seen plenty of great L-3s of both varieties in my time. H-3s on the other hand...
Please don't lump them together like that.
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>>144619692
Granted; I can commend the L-3's.
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>>144618180
I'm saying that the Cherry is more self-sufficient, can support its team better, and is better at slaughtering teams. The H-3 is a stronger weapon than the 96 Gal if you can use it well. 96 is just easier to use.
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>>144620169
A player that can use a Gal Deco well will best a player that can use a Cherry well. Sorry hun, Kraken beats all.
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>>144619692
Yeah the L-3s are actually fantastic. The H-3s definitely have potential, but they're complete ass right now. They need to reduce the delay between shots or something. I dunno how they didn't get a buff in the balance change that came alongside the first set of Sheldon's picks.
Also, somewhat related, I'd like to see a version of the nozzlenoze with a larger burst size. Like, 5 or 6 shots per burst, possibly with a wider spread. It'd almost be like a shotgun.
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>>144623259
Fuck off
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I'm hype for the Cherry.
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>>144625620
I'll pop your cherry
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>>144625620
It's a worst 96 gal why would you
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>>144626263
I use stock 96 Gal and prefer Bubbler over Kraken as well.
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>>144626263
They're both going to be very good guns. But the Gal will remain The Meta.
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>>144625620
Me too. I have a set in mind but I need to know the Special Depletion rate on it first.
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>>144626662
Just edit one when it comes out :)
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>>144626730
That was always the plan.
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>still no murrican splatfest news
I sware to god its EU only so they can flush out the people who stole the truck full of Splatoon games a year ago
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Reminder that if you don't edit your gear then you never play the game ;)
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>>144627335
I'm happy to pay Spyke to edit my gear
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>>144626783
Edit everything before. I'm positive it will get patched this time around because it affects amiibos which they wont mess around with.
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>>144627335
Slots is honestly more fun than Splatoon, and more rewarding, and less repetitive.
'The game' is ironically dull.
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>>144627574
how would they patch it? isn't gear editing a system level issue?
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reminder that today is the last safe day to edit gear
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>>144628790
>Implying anything will change
Editing is here to stay.I'd probably give up on Splatoon if it was stopped.
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>>144629118
>cheater stops playing
and nothing of value was lostyou'd still play even if hacking was patched out
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>>144629693
Have to remember to ask a drawfag to replicate this image with Marie and a rando Squid on her shoulder
Probably the sketch guy
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>>144627492
I'd pay Audrey to reroll my "gear"
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Marie's ass requires two jellyfish for sitting
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>>144633091
Or just one face
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>>144632524
I don't get why some niggers love audrey so much. her wide ass mouth creeps me out.
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>>144633453
Because all the skirts she wore at E3 in 2014 made my dick feel good.
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>>144633453
I think she's cute. CUTE.
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>>144633832
Damn she has a huge mouth
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>>144633193
Or one ass
I want Marie to sit on my ass
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>>144634060
And fairly-sized tits.
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ugh can we please stay on topic
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>>144634239
your waifu is shit too my man
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>>144634239
Okay.
What weapons have you been using lately, /ink/? I've been playing a lot of N-Zap in preparation of the meta-destroyer tomorrow night.
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>>144634202
Giddy up, anon!
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>>144634324
Fresh squiffer. I think I'm getting a lot better at aiming it. For some reason, it's a lot easier for me to aim a squiffer than an eliter. Eliters just feel too "heavy"
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>>144634548
I want to start using the Squiffers, but it's strange to play a charger without a scope after using scopes for the past 8 months.
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>>144634631
I have more fun using Hero Charger with no Damage Up than Squiffers.
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>>144634239
>No crossed eyes
It's shit
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Being Callie's driving instructor!
Almost dying several times!
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>>144637089
Going to the movies!
Seeing and Action flick!
Finding out Callie moonlights as a stuntdriver!
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>>144637564
The last Fest bants said that they've won a 'Golden Goby', which is a parody of Golden Globe, a film award.
So they're actually acclaimed actresses as well as pop stars, as well as TV celebrities, as well as war mongers.
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>>144637089
Being hospitalized because of Callie!
Suing the squid sisters to foot your bill!
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>>144639010
Settling out of court for millions!
Retiring at age 30!
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When is NA Splatfest?
I don't think I'm going to make it from C- to S this time.
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>>144639626
>Implying the Squid Sisters aren't flat broke because 95% of their earnings go to funding the Squidbeak Splatoon
What, did you think Grandpa's pension paid for the Agent program?
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>>144639732
should be easy. You could probably do it in like 2 hours.
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>>144639732
Just savescum if the autism is that powerful
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>>144639732
git gud
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>>144616868
He treats you mean because he has a crush on you.
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>>144619521
>Uhh
Hmm? Is there a problem
I'd use them more but I don't carry her around because I'm afraid something might happen to her - I wish I could though because obviously I get most anxious when I'm in public
When I'm in bed though they're very comforting
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>>144643183
I'm guessing they mean that if you say you get 'stimulated' by a plush, that can seem kinda odd.
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>>144619203
shit, I think you just sold me on one of these things. I want to feel those plush tentacles
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>>144643519
I see, I see
That's what I kind of thought
But even if stimulation only had one meaning in the first place, stimming and stimulation are very different
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What's the name of that one artist that drew all those pictures of little chibi Callie's and Marie's? They did that picture of two piles of them wearing different colors, but I can't remember what they were called.
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>>144619203
>>144643183
>>144643958
>avatarfagging
See, this is what I mean.
>>144571515
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>>144644079
Ishii666
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>>144643958
Oh right, stimming is completely something else.Which Wikipedia apparently closely links with autism, but who am I to judge.
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>>144644079
Uchakuma!!
https://twitter.com/u_cya_ma
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>>144644368
Thanks man. Seriously cute stuff.
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>>144644292
translator anon has said that he has aspergers
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>>144644507
-anon who can't count
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>>144644578
when?
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>>144644675
last thread or two threads ago
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>>144644667
reminder that nothing beneficial will ever happen from waiting those 9 extra posts
>>144644912
gonna need a little bit more than that buddy
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>>144645097
I'm not about to search the archive for you. you're a big boy you can look yourself if you really want to
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>>144645097
Nor waiting 100 posts.
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last for callie
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you're waifu a shit
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>>144645427
100 posts takes an actually significant amount of time
there now you can stop complaining
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>>144640271
>Agent program
>Bought 2 uniforms and made his granddaughters wear them
>Then gives one of the uniforms to some random unpaid kid
And that's assuming he didn't make Callie and Marie buy the uniforms.
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unban heisen he's my bro
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