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SGDQ:
- July 3rd - 10th
- Minneapolis, MN
- gamesdonequick.com

-ESA:
- July 23rd - 31st
- Växjö, Sweden
- speedrun.com/esa2016

>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
streambig.net
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first for our one true king
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Confirmed list of people who ctrl+f their names on /srg/:
witwix
crystalbeauty
jackafur
hexade
missy
glenn
almolicious
yashi
stivitybobo
iateyourpie
beneziaa
carcinogen
naegleria
adam_ak
goronguy
dancingscarecrow
rachell47
andy
minion
hippie
cyghfer
dugongue
wallyaldo
cyberdemon531
seckswrecks
bertin
puncayshun
blubbler
meows
nosraef
grav
cosmo
cfb
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>>144643723
>cosmo
*narcissa
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>>144643723
>tfw didnt make the list
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>>144644115
Stop posting about this fucking irrelevant tranny who is not involved in speedrunning in any way. Stop posting about him you fucking faggot.
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>>144644601
>not realizing it's cronikeys HIMself posting all that shit
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>>144643318
Aint Viskiv da nigga who done raped dat tranny doe
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>>144645443
Yeah, which is why it's so fucking funny.
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>94 posts early
elin

simplee elin
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>>144644378
Doesn't matter, because he ctrl+f's "cosmo".
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chainsaw stream monster hunter
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>>144646109
Not anon, but I ctrl+f both names. It's the only thing I ever visit this dead fucking general to do. Now I'm going to leave again for /pol/ for another 3-4 weeks.

>pic related its cosmo
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>>144643719
>the show butchered his character
I'll never forgive them.
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>>144645443
>>144645512
wat
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>>144648240
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>>144650045
Who made that picture?
Why would you zoom in so fucking much?

Anyway, thanks.
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>>144650289
>Who made that picture?
me
>Why would you zoom in so fucking much?
fuck you
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>>144650394
So no reason, then? You just decided to randomly resize it to a much bigger resolution than what is necessary? lol
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>>144650460
I was getting used to a 4k monitor
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>>144650553
I thought so.
But as I said, thanks. Was very weird to read though.
At some point I thought if this is one person just pretending to have a... partner.
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>>144643318
ERASE STREAMBIG FROM OP RIGHT NOW. THAT IS A GAY PORN SITE AND THIS IS A SAFE FOR WORK / SAFE FOR LIFE WEBSITE.
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>>144645517
this boy's penis must be really small you can barely even see it
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I'm writing a book about speedrunning aimed for mass appeal, but I'm only going to include speedrunners I like. Just a heads up. :)
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>>144652512
>can clearly see the cameltoe
This faggotry has to stop, slayer.
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>>144652680
are you sure that's not just a really well executed tuck? someone post one without the panties so we can be sure
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>>144651213
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>>144652512
Hey man you're pretty gay.
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>yookalaylee delayed to 2017
lmao reminder that squid backed this game
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>good trannies
cronikeys
rachel
withhelde
soe
crystalbeauty
shunpuk

>bad trannies
narcissa
krystal
emilybrooks
cyberdemon
pyatters
noir
missy
feiqn
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>>144654939
>tfw didnt make the list
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>>144654939
pyat aint even a tranny doe
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>>144654939
+Our xirl Headcrab to the good list!
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>>144655126
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>>144654939
>good trannies
oxymoron
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>>144655512
whats going on in this image?
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>>144654939
mfw most of our boys want to be our girls
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'Sup speedfriends.
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>>144654939
>Cyberdemon
D*ng yo Cybie aint even did nuthin 2 yalls niggas doe
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>>144656594
Why do you type like a nigger?
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*banshee screeches*
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>>144656707
Racist ass nigga

U step to a God Gamer u best not miss NIQQUH
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>>144656840
There are no black God Gamers.
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>>144656594
personally i think he did a better job than most
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>>144656969
da mhc doe
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>>144657254
Put that away boy
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>>144656794
Lol is this a derivative of bird laughs, or is there another vid of him laughing that sounds like a banshee

Bc that's funny either way
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>>144657915
the former
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>>144657915
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>>144658513
lmao post some more
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>>144654530
pretty sure everyone did
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>>144659726
I have never donated to a streamer or backed a video game
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is croni really a tranny?
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>>144659708
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>>144659974
hey that's me
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>>144652512
slayer this really has to stop
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tfw no duke stream
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slayer...
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who is slayer
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his name is gayer
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>>144660798
>not for pc
>no option to play with original license board
damn...
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>>144659913
croni is intersex
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>>144658513
>i scream like a girl
every time!
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>>144658513
Post some of the Squid minecraft stuff
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>>144650045
I'm gonna throw up
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>>144662082
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>>144662082
WINSAUCE!
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>>144657254
Jesus christ this is fucking disgusting
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>>144660393
this is a really good doujin tbf
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god I fucking miss SkeletonBill
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>>144662653
he was a bad runner doe
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>>144662653
kys
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we lost a cutie
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i miss when meows streamed every day with mic and got 80 viewers

the moof crew ruined him
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who is the face of /srg/ now?

Before we had top-tier speedgamers like duke, based grav, and adam
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>>144662784
Is u a kpg nigga
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>>144662909
>every day

this happened once
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more like gaypg lol
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no one misses when i streamed every day
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>>144662945
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>>144663295
because you didn't stream every day..........
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>>144663347
i did stream almost every day though
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what happened to the Sunday Sequence Break? I liked that show
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minexcraft
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speed friendos. there is no doubt in my mind that 85% of you do not actively speedrun any games. and are only here to bully. please relocate to /pol/ for further bully activities.

now, back to speed gaming. if i can button mash 15 times a second whats the game for me?
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who else is abandoning vg for cgl
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>>144664437
>tumblr
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>>144662082
Is this an ironic shitposting joke account?
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>>144664437
I don't speedrun because I already have a job.
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>>144663167
u da gay 1 doe
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>>144662082
there's absolutely nothing wrong with minecraft
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>>144663937
TSSB was amazing to put on in the background as you did other shit

There's one anon here who always shits on Gilder but I thought everyone on the show was cool and it was always funny to see Dugongue get mentioned like 10 times in the WR section
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>>144664437
SJW ass nigga
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>>144664437
hey cry about it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlF6HPv_xVI
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>>144665909
obviously
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>>144666519
>her
>her
>she
>her
The new generation is fucking crazy!
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>>144667272
read the description
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>>144667253
Nowadays I just can't tell anymore. Especially on /srg/.
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>>144667253
>>144667410
I'm gonna need some more proof that it's ironic, considering the rest of Squid's body of work
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>>144667501
Id rather have proof of his loli sister's body of work if you catch my drift
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>>144666519
>says she/her in the video
>writes he/him in the description
lol?
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>>144667501
sxrx has been dethroned
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>squid backpedaling and trying to pretend the tweets were ironic
ayy lmao
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>>144668842
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>>144666268
i'm glad it died before they started bringing in klaige permanently.
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>fw I got WR in a game, but don't want to upload it since the current WR holder put more time and effort in the game and is more popular and deserves it more.
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Can someone post the hall of shame?
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>>144664437
>if i can button mash 15 times a second whats the game for me?
Medievil
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Reminder that IGT is the superior method for timing games.

*pause buffers every trick*
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Did MWSF even happen?
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>>144669042
reminder that Producks actually did this
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>>144669473
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>>144669737
Why is there a hobo on cam?
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Describe your speedgame without saying it's name and others guess what it is, go
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>>144670121
Snuggy
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>>144670121
Hold right and occasionally jump
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>>144670121
20 fps rng fuck fest
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>>144670121
Boring
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>>144670270
Final Fantasy X

>>144670368
Mega Man 3

>>144670420
OOT 100%

>>144670484
Gimmick
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>>144670121
you put a ball into a hoop as necessary while you run out a clock. sometimes you go on fire.
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>>144670121
20 tick
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>>144670695
It's HIGH NOON
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>>144670121
whole lotta running and cutscenes
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>>144670121
The best speed game.
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>>144670121
loli
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>>144663615
same
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>>144668952
Klaige based doe
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>>144670121
you jump up in down in front of walls and sometimes clip into them
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>>144671357
to think his wife didn't know he fucked some speed sluts at sgdq last year. his marriage is the next to be destroyed by a gdq.
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>>144671529
Klaige has a wife??

AND he fucked speedsluts??

WTF???
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>>144671529
Gonna have to ask for sauce on this
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>>144670916
Ape Escape 3
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>>144671656
anyone can get females if you dont care about how heavy they are
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>>144670121
Australian
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>>144672430
Does he have a mommy fetish? I bet she cooks and takes care of him and then he gets to cum inside of her.
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>>144672430
Her face reminds me of Gabe
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>>144672929
she looks like moofin lmao

someone photoshop moofins face
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irregular reminder to generate those twitchbux
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Our boi Chibi just went live. He's playing Paper Mario. And he's doing a super cool new glitch!
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>>144673698
how long before they actually implement mandatory systems like this
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>>144673976
they already exist, it's just set by channel instead of site wide
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SPEEDRUNNER
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>>144673698
Sure, as long as every stream who charges this puts just as much production money into their channel
well not really but still that would be only fair
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Reminder that streamers should have their partnership revoked if they no longer stream or don't attract as many viewers as they did when they got it.
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>>144671829
wife twitter: https://twitter.com/0kare_bear0
wife picture: https://twitter.com/0kare_bear0/status/680575444131811328

anyone who was at sgdq last year knows she wasn't there with klaige. he had a different woman around his arms that weekend. I can't find out who she was but it definitely wasn't this lady.


also, new house they bought with GDQ money: https://twitter.com/0kare_bear0/status/739608651178991616

the rabbit hole goes deep when it comes to GDQs.
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Does anyone find it kind of weird how career streamers are just relying on other people to hand them money so they can pay for bills? Like, I'm going to start stream today and I'm fucked if people dont throw money at me for it.
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>>144676168
there should be a slightly higher limit for partnership or monetization and a lower limit for quality options
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>>144677495
just looking at her, I don't blame him
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>>144677552
I find it funny as hell. There's absolutely no way such a thing is sustainable, or resilient against unforeseen injury/etc.
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what stream we watching
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>>144670121
French MMO
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>>144677552
Can you imagine going to work and not getting paid? Wouldn't you feel bad if they made $0 one night and starve?

Poor streamers :(
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>>144677552
actually REAL career streamers (people with avg of 5,000+ viewers) don't need donations to make a living. they get more than enough on ad revenue throughout the year. think of it like this. the ad revenue from their 5k viewer stream + youtube pays the bills. the money from donations and subs is their disposable income.

if you try to become a career streamer with less than 5k average viewers you will need donations to break even. at that point you might as well just have an actual job and stream on the side.
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>>144678263
>bad illness, broken arm etc, hospital for a month
>fan loyalty drops exponentially after the first week
>get back to running, 0 viewers because there is no shortage of dancing monkeys lined up to entertain them
A+ career move
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Biinny's gf looks so hot in some pictures and so old and fugly in others

I'd still crush it
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>>144677552
friendly reminder that witwix had to eat at mcdonalds instead of chipotle last tuesday and he REALLY needs your support
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>>144677552
>>144678867
also a new trend for career streamers is to buy a house in a tax free state (washington, florida, south dakota, nevada, etc) and live with 2-3 other career streamers to cut the costs. living with other streamers is ideal because everyone stays to themselves in their rooms while "at work". so far there have been 5 new streamer houses that started up this past year and many more are going to happen.
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>>144679557
I'm waiting for more twitch-type sites to get stood up. Imagine the money you could make catering directly to women who cook, women who knit, women who just need to be admired by thousands of strangers, women who want to complain to other women about men, women who want to talk about their kids, and women who want to have women-themed political talk shows.

Someone start that site because all of that shit is clogging up Twitch.

Alternatively, start a men-only gaming site.
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>>144679787
chaturbate.
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>>144679787
>he thinks twitch would give up their Creative titty streamers without a fight
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>>144679787
the only reason that kind of shit clogs up twitch is because women go where the attention is. you could start a new site and maybe a couple hundred max will visit it. the entire viewer base of that garbage stays with twitch for the chance at making it big.

the exact same scenario happened with speedrunning remember? twitch took a shit on speedrunners and everyone wanted to go to hitbox. that lasted about 2 weeks until everyone figured out that they can't make much money on hitbox because all the attention is on twitch.
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>>144678867
>actually REAL career streamers (people with avg of 5,000+ viewers) don't need donations to make a living. they get more than enough on ad revenue throughout the year
Yeah, no shit. Witwix can live off of ad revenue he gets so much. I'm talking the lower end guys who try to make it a career and practically threaten their chat they will stop streaming because they need it to pay bills. It's absolutely absurd the life choices some people make. We are at the point of society where people are trying to play video games for a career path.
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>>144680651
the people who get less than 2000 average viewers who try to make streaming their career are like college athletes. if they don't become actual pros then they will never succeed in life.
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>>144681284
Poor analogy in all honesty.
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>>144681391
the people who get less than 2000 average viewers who try to make streaming their career are like cheap whores. by the time they turn 35 they realize that they are old and used up and have no hope for their future.
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>>144682421
Better.
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>>144679787
butthurt fedoralord
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>>144683770
u go girl
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>>144684074
so buttmad
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>>144669870
the found him on the streets and let him fill time between games for food
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>>144682421
reminder the cam whores make more money on cam sites until they hit age 25 then they switch over to twitch.
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I'm unironically fascinated by kaceytron.
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>>144684164
[white knighting intensifies]
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>>144687414
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>>144687119
doughyguy...
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>>144688169
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>>144688502
Assuming we as humans know of all nutrients and minerals the body needs (we don't), how do you know they actually put all of it in soylent? Seems like a huge gamble for your health.
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i'm more educated than everyone

*vapes soylent*
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http://www.twitch
.tv/chibi

Get the fuck in here. He's doing it live.
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>>144688864
It's not a gamble if you get regular blood work done.

*sips soylent*
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out of all the people on twitch that soylent is now sponsoring it's hilarious that cosmo isn't one of them. he is the poster boy of what soylent does to you.
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>>144687414
*closeted homo activity intensifies*
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>>144689103
dat shyt aint even speedrun-related doe
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Speedrunning has changed.

It's no longer about WRs, glitchs, or sequence breaks. It's an endless series of attention whores, fought by trannies and career streamers.

Speedrunning--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.

Speedrunning has changed.
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>>144689295
>he is the poster boy of what soylent does to you.
wouldn't want to let the world know it fills your body with estrogen when you're trying to sell a product.
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Will Yashi ever stop tweeting that stupid Steven Universe/Undertale image?
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>>144690336
I don't know what you're talking about but it sounds cancerous.
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>>144690073
Speedrunning.

Speedrunning never changes.
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Will Taylor ever bop Chibi on The Thousand Year Door leaderboards?
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SOMEONE POST THAT NARCI FEET PIC RIGHT NOW ITS AN EMERGENCY
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>>144690073
soon it will all change. there will be a HUGE announcement at the conclusion of NASA at DreamHack Montreal.
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so is duke never going to stream again
well it was fun while it lasted i guess
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>>144691978
>tfw you bet on duke
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>>144692426
strange combo of cosmo and withelde
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http://adgq.org/10-questions-to-simon-lizotte/

Who /HOIP/ here for AGDQ?
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>>144692646
pretty hairy arm
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>>144692832
Kinda breaks my heart a little seeing this picture. I was really into his stream back in 2013 when he still ran Wind Waker, not long before he began his downward spiral when he bought an iQue. It's pretty fucked up to see how hard he JUSTed, and I started losing interest in his stream when he streamed nothing but OoT Any% and Smash 4.
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I wonder if cosmo ever looks at old pics of himself and just weeps
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>>144693374
>http://www.twitch
>.This thread sure is obsessed with the past. Were you all 12 when you watched cosmo? Was he your first? Popped your subscribing virginity? You shouldn't dwell in the past. Just let that goblin rot in his room and enjoy your life again.
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>>144693670
who are you quoting?
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>>144693753
(((Cosmo)))
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>>144693670
ok
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>>144693670
what kind of post is this lmao
who the FUCK are you quoting right now!?
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>>144693670
>Just let that goblin rot in his room
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pyknDuke
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>>144693523
>that neck

Thanks for reminding me to sit up straight.
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You can't stop
The BBC
No, you can't stop
The BBC
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not once
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rip Kimbo Slice :/
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duke is streaming
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>>144696480
not speedrunning related
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>>144696573
cry about it
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>>144696629
kys bene
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>>144696480
>>144696629
duke hasnt speedran in years, fuck off
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>>144696750
But that's FairHeadcrab that posted that.
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>>144696794
>>144696750
hey cry about it
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>talking shit about our qt
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>>144697008
kys headcrab
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>>144696857
>>>144696480
not relevant, off you fuck
>>
>>144697008
headcrab this has to stop
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>>144697092
cry about it
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*cries about it*
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reminder that if you wish to attack Queen Beneziaa, you'll have to get through me first.

yeah, didn't think so. sit the fuck down.
>>
kys me
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>>144688864
Soylent is probably a safer bet than living on fast food and similar garbage.
>>
>>144697954
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>144697008
Alright Headcrab, we get it, you're dating. Christ, you're as bad as Trihex or Puncay.
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>>144698392
>>144697121
>>144697081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY
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why'd you do it sig
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>>
shexmale
>>
>new vegas stream starts
>shitposting stops
you cant explain it
>>
is speedrunning saved yet?
>>
first time posting, do any of you actually speedrun anything?
>>
>>144702134
no
>>
>>144702134
paula's feet
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>>144702134
>first time posting

seriously? what brings you to /srg/ in 2016?
>>
>>144701848
i was gonna do it yesterday but i got caught up in overwatch
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>>144703129
Can't speak for him, but for me it's absolute and undiluited boredom
I'm skimming generals on /vg/, there's all kind of "wow, this gotta be the worst general of the board" flavours, truth is that all the generals are the worst, in their own way

Any new good TAS come out this year?
>>
TAS? more like ASS lol
>>
So I think reloading checkpoints in my game changes RNG, might make it predictable, or at least show some patterns. I need to do more testing.

If there are useful applications for this, then I need to try and make a livesplit plugin for my game that pauses the timer during load times.
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>>144704121
what the fuck
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>>144704121
why
>>
>>144704121
cronikeys this has got to stop.
>>
yo hurtin whoever in the mhc made the call to dump trihex made the right decision t b h
>>
>>144704121
yo what the frick
>>
>>144704121
why are birds pooping on his face?
>>
>>144704853
is trihex actually dumped from the MHC?
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>>144704121
the obsession has gone too far, shut it down
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>when u rubbin ur nubs and u get a lil chub
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>speedrunning
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>>144706353
k
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>>144705517
yeah, check mhc info sections and team page
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>>144705517
yeah they finally cut the white guy
>>
post your favorite nasa moments
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>>144707120
tfw the good old days will never EVER come back
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>>144707070
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>>144707329
>de pizza
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>>144707329
where's this? gdq?
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>>144708631
i don't speedrun
>>
>special shoutouts to Ennopp who plays the piano during this scene
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>>144708631
>de gay
>>
all I want is a girl's hips to touch against mine is that so much to ask for
>>
>>144708838
who is this qt?
>>
>>144710115
me
>>
>>144671474

Dishonored?
>>
>>144711379
Thanks for the late response!
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>>144707502
>>
Hi guys! I'm new here and to speedrunning in general and could use some advice. I visited my doctor today and tests came back concluding that i am autistic and she told me that speedrunning is a great hobby for autists.

Where do i start?
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>>144711379
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>144713457
Decide either to become a meme runner OR a grind monkey
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>>144713983

Just for you
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>>144715051
>de hippie spacing
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>tfw the boss was a dick
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>bene isn't mod in duke's chat anymore
i guess the rumours are true, hc really is dating her
>>
>>144715929
slayer this has to stop
>>
his name is gayer
>>
>>144715929
I told you guys that FairHeadcrab and Beneziaa are dating, they're so cute together :3c
>>
heh, heya nerds, I'm off for summer vacation so I'm going to crush the smb world record, I figure I should be able to shave about 10 seconds off before before football pratclice starts up by playing in between lifting sheshs.

Anyway look for my name on the leaderboards losers
>>
>>144716324
fw imagining beneziaa going balls deep into hc
fw beneziaa will never go balls deep into you
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>>144716417
sounds good, hexade
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>>144673698
>you should be willing to spend money on a free alternative to a service you arent willing to spend money on
>>
>>144717814
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>144715929
she found out that hc is actually richer than duke so the natural thing a succubus would do is find a new leech.
>>
>>144654939
is there something in the water?
what the fuck
>>
>>144663327
cfb looks so much cuter with hair
>>
>>144719072
soylent
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when u streaming but the soylent hit u
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>>144719243
>>
>trihex, when not playing a meme streamer game, only attracts ~500 viewers

lmao?
>>
Bertin stream
>>
Reminder that Ensure is a far superior nutritional drink
>>
>>144708838
She needs a real fuck!
>>
http://pastebin.com/5sV9dyc5
>>
Someone stream! Now!
>>
>>144725275
why do you faggots say Sig has hand pain when he actually has shoulder pain?
>>
>>144728430
*streams*
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Imagine losing your girlfriend to fucking Headcran, THE most pathetic, epic, faggy, cancerous stream monster scum of all time.
>>
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i dreamt that i was filled with such anger and hate
that i had absorbed it all
and people's unfair actions towards me
justified my unfair actions towards others

and any small slight towards me
or anything dissatisfying at all
meant that i could be horrible in return

a reaction to the outside world
not perfectly matching up with
my desire

the freedom of action
the freedom of expression
and the desire to have things my way
in a world not mine
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>>144707329
What is that? Is he literally painting himself black?
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>>144738575
It's his hairline.

You're retarded, aren't you?
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at least most former speedrunners have the decency to continue some sort of gameplay on their channel
>>
>>144738727
Why is he white under his hair? That doesn't make sense.
>>
>>144738793
Look at the reflection of the light on his forehead. Now follow it upward.

I know using your brain is hard, but if you practice, maybe one day you'll get better at it.
>>
>>144739060
>I-I'm not w-white, it's just a reflection.
You've been exposed, white boy.
>>
>>144739202
Fuck off you literal retard
>>
>>144739202
his forehead is greasy and sweaty as fuck in that picture, anything will reflect off that
>>
>>144739354
>>144739420
>posting from 2 devices to hide your blackface
>>
>>144738751
please dont tell me our boy carci supports the trans mental illness
>>
>>144740342
He isn't our boi. If you're worried about that then you should probably look into Elgu, Meows and other trans supporting libs
>>
>>144740342
Carci is a disgusting tranny enabler who has even lived together with trannies who had to pay their rent by fucking carci
>>
Some of you really have an unhealthy obsession with Cosmo.
>>
Some of you really have an unhealthy dedsession with Doggy.
>>
Some of you really have an unhealthy obsession with beating games fast.

Oh wait this is srg, nevermind.
>>
>>144690073
underrated post
>>
>>144693670
>de goblin cuck
>>
>>144746814
>>144746939
thanks for the late responses!
>>
>>144708631
>de gay
>>
>>144747159
thanks for the late response!
>>
this has got to stop
>>
doggy has got to die
>>
slayer stream harvester
>>
All I need to be happy in life is a WR, Chinese cheat machine, and a bullet in the head of every tranny nutter.
>>
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How does Saboom constantly lets play absolute fucking shit games like Crash Bash & Yugioh?
>>
Happy birthday soe <:o)
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>>144751975
>>
>>144752692
What in the fuck
>>
brb
>>
>>144752396
yugiohs pretty based desu
>>
>>144752692
bring back bullying
>>
ok im back
>>
>>144752692
*so* stunning and brave
>>
>>144753895
stunning alright
>>
>>144752692
aha
>>
what are you learning anon?
>>
>>144754594
i'm learning that life isn't worth living
>>
>>144754747
me too PogChamp
>>
>>144752396
at least we still have Superior War Bringer
>>
>>144755176
who is we?
>>
>>144752460
but its not soes birthday
>>
do trannies get to pick a new birthday
>>
>>144752692
This is absolutely fucking disgusting. Fuck these pathetic beta males thinking they are female, I'm honestly getting sick of it.
>>
>>144755510
>celebrating the day your female-bodied parent was made into a broodmare
giving birth is a disgusting patriarchal relict that should NOT be celebrated
>>
except croni
>>
>>144755868
Imagine being so insecure that you care this much about what other people to do themselves.
>>
>>144756416
ikr, imagine caring about others
emotions are a social construct that I'm trying to rid the world of so everyone can be free to do what they want, unoppressed
>>
>>144756416
Marxists out
>>
>>144756508
>>144756524
>i hate freedom
>>
>>144756416
No, fuck off you tranny enabling faggot, you and your kind are disgusting freaks who need a bullet.
>>
>>144756741
who are you quoting?
>>
>>144756508
>emotions
Why do you think your emotions get to dictate what's best for others? Who made you the boss?

Insecure control freaks.
>>
FREAKS!
>>
>>144643318
Hold on, what does this have to do with speedrunning?
>>
>>144757450
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>144757490
And what does this have to do with speedrunning as well?
>>
>>144757569
And what does this have to do with speedrunning as well?
>>
>>144757569
why even bother asking this question anymore?
>>
>>144757679
>>144757686
Seriously, what's going on here? I thought this thread was intended for speedrun discussion.
>>
>>144757739
then why aren't you discussing it?
>>
>>144758056
You tell me.
>>
>>144758145
o_o
>>
>>144758197
>o_o
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>144758197
why did you headcrab face
>>
>>144758308
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>144759774
thanks for the meta response!
>>
>>144759951
thanks for the late response!
>>
Reminder Headcrab is getting absolutely exposed in Doom though.
>>
I could go for a comfy Murderpark creation stream right about now
>>
Remember when ZFG thought he was king and wrote that disgusting pastebin on how to speedrun?
>>
>>144760330
Everything in that pastebin is correct, and ZFG is king, he's probably the only person alive who will still be speedrunnig when he's 80.
>>
Remember when NKR thought he was medievil and wrote that disgusting medi on /srg/?
>>
>>144670121
game adaptation of the literal best anime ever made
>>
>>144762082
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>144762082
Inuyasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
>>
>>144762141
np nigga
>>
has anyone ever been exposed as hard as headcrab rn?
>>
>>144764031
headcrab's exposing himself?
>>
Reminder that Headcrab looks like a less attractive Toufoul. He also doesn't speedrun and never actually has so that's the end of Headcrab posting.
>>
>>144764314
nothing wrong with being a less attractive toufool

toufool is a poon slayer

do you know how much ass he eats at college?
>>
>>144764559
Toufoul is also not speedrun related. Off you fuck.
>>
>>144762204
no
>>
>>144765254
*bird laughs*
>>
>>144764314
headcrab looks better than toufool desu
>>
On the outside I appear calm. But on the inside I laugh like that of a bird.
>>
>>144767572
you do that on the outside too squid
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is speedrunning still a meme?
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>>144767285
fuck off hc
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>>144768919
ew
>>
>>144769234
The Fear
>>
How long can you label yourself a speedrunner without actually speedrunning?
>>
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ᵗhέ ғ€
>>
>>144769737
why did you spoiler?
>>
>>144769719
as long as /srg/ talks about you
>>
>>144769719
Forever. If anyone tells you you're not a "thing", you can always find someone to defend you.
>>
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>>144769792
THE FEAR
>>
>>144769737
fancy!
>>
Yooka Laylee is going to make /srg/ great again

Cronikeys will be back to glitch hunting and Squid and NKR will be competing for world record on the daily
>>
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sc7xO6KkaJ
>>
>>144772038
can you not make things that flash so much
>>
>there are people who arent watching our girl coooooooooookie
lol?
>>
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>>144772223
>>
>>144771684
I had a Dream last night that I found a glitch in it

https://youtu.be/e1gxLvbX3Ow
>>
>>144772495
stop it
>>
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>>144773996
>>
>>144771684
Sounds like hell desu, trannies and nazis should burn
>>
>>144775046
croni's a nazi?
>>
>using the jew word nazi unironically
>>
>>144771684
That sounds like fun to watch desu
>>
>>144662653
why
>>
>>144776024
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>144776068
I only ctrl+f my name every few days
>>
TORJE HAS NUTS!
TORJE HAS NUTS!
TORJE HAS NUTS!
>>
can someone post a list of people i'm not meant to like thanks
>>
>>144776953
me
>>
>>144776953
me neither
>>
>>144776742
i hadn't watched torje before. he looks like cosmo's vampire cyberpunk slightly younger brother that lives in singapore
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCNSst-_z5c&t=1m30s
>>
>bill, poopfist, lurk, and weedguy having a political argument on twitter
wew
>>
>>144783294
screencap
>>
>>144783380
https://twitter.com/SkeletonBill/status/740253957759455232
>>
>>144783567
not speedrunning

delete this
>>
>>144783681
cry about it
>>
anyone else feel like killing themselves?
>>
>>144783294
ironically the guy named poopfist acting the most logical!
>>
The Stigma
>>
>>144783779
poopfist is a spergy retard
>>
>>144783294
>de bernie circlejerk
>>
imagine being so beta that, not only do you not vote trump, but you won't vote trump to prevent the chance of hillary being president when your crazed uncle gets knocked out
>>
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No wonder there has been so much opposition to Cronikeys for Speedpresident lately with all of the Canadian cucks lurking
>>
I'm hoping Clinton loses today.
>>
>non runners arguing about something unrelated

out
>>
>>144784316
Nobody wants a racist, mysogynist, homophobic, Islamaphobic Nazi as speedpresident. You're the true cuck
>>
y_ must die
>>
>>144784936
this is such a y_ post
>>
>>144784936
no he's not. yashi is a poser faggot who looks like a fucking 12 year old and smells like piss
>>
>>144784610
marxists out, trump in
>>
I like how a lot of the speedrunning marathons are supporting mental health charities. Literally the most relate-able charities to this community
>>
>>144784610
>racist
codeword for anti-white
>mysogynist
Cronikeys is a woman
>homophobic, Islamaphobic
subversive newspeak, those are not phobias
>>
>>144785839
Cronikeys 2016!
>>
>>144785519
>relate-able
?
>>
>>144785714
>racist is a codeword for anti-white
this makes no sense
>>
lurkchan is a literal cuckold
>>
>>144785962
?
>>
>>144784316
>SDA
>japanese timing and retarded rules
>babbys first speedgame (quake)
>trump

No thanks
>>
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>>144768919
>european healthcare
>>
>>144786229
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>144786065
Shut up.

You have to love when someone doesn't agree with your political views so they start spouting 'c-cuck!' and personally attacking the person. Trump supporters in a nutshell. Pathetic and weak.
>>
>>144785714
racist is codeword for White. Anti-racist is codeword for anti-White
>>
>>144786065
he spend tons of time and money getting a masters in some useless shit and now spends his days breaking up nig-fights in a public school for less than minimum wage; his political stance is 100% predictable
>>
>>144786339
time heals all wounds, bern victim
>>
>>144786463
but im a racist nigga
>>
>>144786781
AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>144786618
>>144786781
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>144785582
a non-cuck
>>
Death to ALL filthy nigger scum.
>>
>>144786339
>pathetic and weak
>low test greasy cuck who won't defend his country
cuck
>>
>>144786974
>low test
>greasy

???

Is this how Trump supporters argue? By spouting shit?
>>
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a bullet in the head of every speedrunner
>>
>>144787071
look how much power you give a few letters strung together...... baka..................
>>
>>144787071
don't listen to any drumpftards he'll be eliminated after tonight anyway
>>
>why do you want to vote for Trump?
>because I believe in him and his ideals
>why do you want to vote for Bernie?
>because I believe in him and his ideals
>why do you want to vote for Hillary?
>because she's a woman lol
>>
>>144787220
yashi no
>>
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guess who's coming to sgdq day 3 to speedrun the first act of Xer own game?
>>
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>why do you not want to vote for Trump when Hillary is the only other option?
>he's (insert unsubstantiated label here)
>>
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>>144785519
GDQs and ESA donate to the charity Doctors Without Borders (MSF)

>Kouchner was born in Avignon, to a Jewish father and a Protestant mother, he began his political career as a member of the French Communist Party (PCF), from which he was expelled in 1966 for attempting to overthrow the leadership.

>In 2010, the Jerusalem Post considered (((Bernard Kouchner))) the 15th most influential Jewish person in the world

>Kouchner denounced statements by Pope Benedict XVI claiming that condoms promoted AIDS, saying they were "the opposite of tolerance and understanding".
>>
Sorry guys, but it looks like the responsibility of maintaining an on-topic, rule-abiding general is too much for the posters here. I'll be locking this thread soon and I plan to delete any new ones on sight for the foreseeable future.

t. Glen
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>>144787490
ESA donates to Save The Children now.
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>>144787393
fuck off emptyhero you unfunny attentionwhore
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>>144787329
Bernie "ideal" is 90%+ tax rates.
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>>144787490
Jews supporting Jews, because Jews give them the biggest kickback of Jew gold.

Color me shocked
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>>144787595
I wish this were real
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>>144787650
i'm actually notch you stupid cock sucker
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>>144787604
>Chief Executive Helle Thorning-Schmidt
>(((Schmidt)))
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>>144787779
>WAHH WAHH BUY MY EBOOK
fuck off already
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>>144787847
mongrel detected
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who the fuck saves these pictures and why. youd never show your identity along with what you post because you're worse lol
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>>144786229
>when the soylent hits you
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>>144788201
cronikeys here
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what a fucking cakeboi
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Croni here I challenge yashi to a beat up in the parking lot lmao
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>>144788823
LOL
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narci could probably beat yashi in a fight
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is Mike Uweyama dead?
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>>144787475
luke skywalker after he lost his hand
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yashi is based lol (NOT)
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>>144788939
Real men face off in speeedrunning
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>>144789174
you can see the lust in his eyes
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Hey /srg/ yashi is posting this. Ask me anything
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>>144789385
real alt here
https://twitter.com/Yassychi
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>>144789541
:-)
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>>144789541
:-)
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>>144789684
>hasn't updated since 2015
Come on Yashi, give me the good stuff.
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I feel like a little kid
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>>144790063
you look like one too yashi you fucken noodle ass pipe cleaner
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y? Y???? d*ng niqqa imma here edukumakat u y...

BEKUH HEADCRAN SAY SO
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i am medievil
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sl4y3rstr34m
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post speedjams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2VTulxEDig
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>>144791040
Fuck off, this is the worst meme. It isn't even related.
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>>144791104
hey cry about it
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>>144791104
MinexCraft
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>>144791029
reminder she's used goods
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>>144791196
it's okay bill is cute
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>>144791104
*bird laughs*
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Daily reminder that Puncayshun is a retard and should never be allowed to drink.
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>>144791176
>pretending you didnt play the game literally everyone played
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>>144791846
no one should be allowed to drink desu
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>>144791871
BansheexScreech
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>>144791960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVdUWKU_uP8
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>>144791909
>Except Stiv
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>>144792078
who are you quoting?
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>>144792049
the screaming was edited in
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>>144792336
is that your attempt at defending what took place in the vid or
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>>144792398
no I just don't like deceit
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>>144792569
deceit like what the woman in the vid was trying to pull right
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>>144791392
you're gay
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>>144643723
get me off the list
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what is a dyke
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>>144793254
thanks for the late response!
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>>144792494
upvoted
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>>144793273
haha! mind if I save this in notepad for later?
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birdxchav
>>
elins
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medi evil medi evil medi evil medi evil.
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how long does it take for anxiety meds to arrive? hurry up and stream m_
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>af
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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Speed.

Speed who?

Speedrun.
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>>144794020
speak english you little fucking nigger
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>>144794783
>>>/b/
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[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
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>>144787220
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
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>>144783681
filtered
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>>144796791
thanks for the late response!
>>
friendly reminder that the vast majority (close to all) of us have mental illnesses and are IRL loners.

let's all just be nice to each other and make our lives a just a tiny bit better!
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>>144797052
word
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>>144797052
Except Cronikeys
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>>144797052
>this is the state of society in 2016
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can i get a picture of goodbill aka licensetobill aka licensetobcute thanks
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>>144797314
You should take a time machine back to 1640, life was way better back then.
>>
hullo lads, I was told this is the worst general and after scrolling through this thread I think this is the worst I've seen. Have any of you ever been to a worse general?
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Puchis are so cute. This general loves it.
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>>144798625
This is literally the most obsessed, offtopic, pathetic general on 4chan. People who post here about irrelevant shit should be ashamed
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>>144798962
fuck off
t. /aceg/, /gtag/ and /@/
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>>144797615
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>>144799206
yashi this has to stop
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oh hell yea we gettin epic 2nite
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>>144799778
Damn. Literally the new Lola Bunny. Turning a whole new generation of kids into furries.
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>>144799778
that's understandable
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>>144799857
(((disney)))
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reminder

>>>/vr/3254807
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>>144800358
how big is your furtopia folder
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>>144759951
U can doe
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remove the crab
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>tfw i will never be able to remove the crab from my heart
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>>144801774
Cran aint even did nuthin 2 yall niggas doe
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pie is gay
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>>144802407
die
>>
Boy I could sure go for some high class speed gaming discussions right about meow!
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is yashi part gook?
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not really diggin this meme where we pretend pie isnt our boi
>>
Hey, does anyone know some good JRPG speedruns I can watch?
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>>144802857
cfb i'm gonna beat you up at sgdq
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>>144802992
chrono cross
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pie i'm gonna beat you off at str
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>>144803036
u wont
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>>144803001
can you not
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I'm gonna start a new meme where i reply to every Yashi reference with "UMM EXCUSE ME but his name is Toneezy" (a reference to his real name, Anthony)

>>144802738
UMM EXCUSE ME but his name is Toneezy
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>>144798428
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>>144804961
thanks for the late response!
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>>144799081
>>
desu srg should have a sleepover so we can spruce this place up a bit, get some new blood, new ideas

everyone invite your non-srg friends to come over and chill for a while

let's see what happens ;)
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>>144805645
fine but only if clothes are banned
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>>144805645
come to NASA DreamHack Montreal and we can make speedrunning great again
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>>144805645
im only going if narci is going to come
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I got a new WR!
https://www.twitch
.tv/i_o_l/v/71182044
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>>144806413
you should get a clue and run a real game lmao
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The puchis are enjoying their ride
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>>144806512
word. like medievil
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A good player loves his puchis.
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>>144807030
please stop forcing this garbage. Thanks
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>>144803001
why did you stop my man
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>>144807408
hey cry about it
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>>144806512
underrated post
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>>144807532
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>>144807442
i got banned and i don't have any porn on my phone so i guess it's over
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>>144808080
Have you tried turning your router off and on again?
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>>144807408
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>>144808080
Have you tried turning your heart off and then not turning it on again?
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>>144808314
lol what is this show
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>>144808564
cultural marxism
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Do you think it speedruns?
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Have you tried letting your mind wander and never return?
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>>144690336
UMM EXCUSE ME but his name is Toneezy
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which females do I have a chance with at sgdq
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>>144808314
Puchimas. It's one of the best anime series ever.
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>>144810593
What's Puchimas? Is that like Christmas?
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>>144809881
me
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>>144810916
post feet
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>>144810741
It's derrived from Puchi Idolmaster or Petit Idolmaster. The series is about the puchi version of the idols from The Idolmaster franchise.
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y_ simply y_
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>>144811347
did he just shit out a disgusting, malformed version of himself? that's fucked up
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*IMPORTANT SPEED ANNOUNCEMENT*
DREAMY DRAM IS LIVE AND HE IS SPEEDRUNNING
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slayer streaming monhun...

just imagine it............................
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>>144811949
You just made my day, anon.
Thank you.
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SIG'S STREAMING SM64

HE BACK BITCHES
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>>144811949
slayer this has to stop
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>>144812889
shut up
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Caracarn nuthuggers on suicide watch!
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>>144811949
Fuck off. You don't know the true meaning of puchis.
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>>144815705
i hope you stick around :)
these things are cute and i like looking at them
they're better than speedrunning
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>>144814081
imagine nuthugging a marxist. how pathetic
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>>144816504
>>
Merry Puchimas
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Is /a/ invading /srg/?
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>>144818345
>>
Anime, nationalism and speedrunning. The ultimate combination
>>
Furries, marxism and stream-monstering. The ultimate combination
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>>144803036
wasnt me
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>>144808280
I done tried this shit

Aint worked for me doe
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>>144808867
Why do these brain-damaged faggots always choose the most ridiculous names
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just nuke it glenn, nuke it all, nuke it till there's nothing left
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>>144820518
You can't cook food in a microwave.
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>>144820692
if you whisk 1 cup of protein powder and one egg together in a microwave safe bowl and add in frozen fruits and stir them in, then microwave it for 45 seconds - 1 minute 30 seconds you end up with a spongy protein fruit cake
>>
We can still win this thing if we get Washington DC and convince 600 superdelegates my good sergians
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>>144822710
thanks caleb
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>>144822710
No, you end up with radiation damage in your brain and indigestible particles in your stomach.
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>>144823774
>radiation damage from microwaved food
wew
>>
Guys were less than a month out from the biannual shitposting championships, and you guys appear to be completly out of form!

You really need to step if up and practice if you want to bring home gold for /srg/!
>>
Guys were less than a month out from the biannual Medievil championships, and you guys appear to be completly out of form!

You really need to step if up and practice if you want to bring home gold for Medievil!
>>
youdievil
wedievil
medievil
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saving this bread in the name of soylent
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>>144829625
thanks srg, I almost forgot to drink my daily meal of soylent
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carpe diem incoming
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>>144830548
you know your streaming career is over when iateyourpie has more viewers than you do.
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>>144830548
>>144831670
i wonder if trihex is concerned about this?
seems like he gets a pretty low viewer count whenever he's not playing mario maker
he's definitely not become a proper variety streamer who can play anything and still be drowning in donations/subs... looks like no one gives a shit about him unless he's memeing it up with mario

damn
>>
I really need a new speedgame. 2d preferred but not required, and it would have to run on the shittiest of the shittiest of laptops, whether it be a pc game or something on emulator (for now at least).
>>
trihex is up to 1000 viewers now, and has surpassed pie.

stay mad haters
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>>144830548
Anyone else old enough to remember when this nig used to speedrun?
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>>144832651
viewbots aren't viewers
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>>144832962
>stays at 500 viewers for an hour
>gets called out on /srg/ for being worse than pie
>suddenly has over 1000 viewer to beat pie
no evidence at all.

also
>variety streamer
has the nigger even played overwatch yet? or how about watchdogs 2? or doom 4? what game does he play that's not some weeabo rhythm game or mario / yoshi?
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>>144833587
this is such a y_ post
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>>144833718
y_ is banned tho
>>
>>144833587
I think you meant Mirror's Edge 2 not Watch Dogs 2. Watch Dogs 2 doesn't come out until November. At any rate, I don't think Trihex plays any PC games.
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>>144833587
>>144833718
Trihex is a fake gamer. He gets by on Nintendrone shit alone. Ask him about anything PSX, Sega, PC, he won't have a clue what you're talking about. Seems to be common in the speedrunning community; manchildren who grew up with SNES/N64 and refuse to explore what else gaming has to offer.
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>>144820518
GLEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN
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>trihex still runs a timer during SMM

lol? who this nigga kiddin?
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are you with me so far?
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>>144838558
no
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anyone else prefer agdq over sgdq because christmas is comfier than the 4th of july
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>>144840937
imagine being so out of touch with reality and organize an event over the 4th of july weekend.
>>
How is Cheese so good at SM64? His potential is amazing and he's been without a gameshark for months and he was on pace for a 1:39 120 star time after playing 70 for ages.
>>
>>144843035
>How is Cheese so good at SM64?
natural skill. he's living evidence that speedrunning is about more than just grinding practice. there's an unknown element.
>>
>>144843232
ion this has to stop
>>
>>144844030
ion clearly doesnt hold the unknown element
>>
Does any of you /@/ do speedruns on Idolm@ster games?
>>
ded doggy
>>
d
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>>144820518
Hotpockets actually taste alright
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>>144834529
Nah, it gets even worse than that specifically for Trihex. He literally has only played Yoshi's Island, and maybe a couple other Mario games. I dont even know if he's played Mario 3.
Hasnt played any Zelda, Metroid, or any PC games, dont think he played any Star Fox till the new one came out and he wanted to ride the hype wave
>>
>>144852631
Imagine eating hot pockets and then unironically judging someone else for drinking Soylent.
>>
>cheese actually improved the 120 wr after coming back to it tonight

What is the excuse of these people who grind forever but have mediocre times?
>>
>>144853130
Cheese is better at video games than them.
>>
/@/ here
Please tell those puchiposters to fuck off from your thread because we don't like them posting off-topic goblin waifus on anyone else's threads
>>
i got a little crazy, popped open an extra carton of soylent and now i'm too bloated to pb

what do i do
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>>144855801
*pats your tummy*

;3c
>>
>>144855891
thanks anon its good to know you have my back in these kind of situations

this 38th place time is for you
>>
Why is it that most srgbois are cute as heck?
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>>144857235
>fw ugliest poster here
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>>144857430
how can you be the ugliest when i post here my man
>>
>tfw not the ugliest but not cute either
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>>144853439
pathetic excuse
>>
>>144858859
Pathetic or not, it's correct. You don't have a better explanation.
>>
Cronikeys is a tranny jew. Do not vote for Cronikeys.

Who are the alternatives for Speedpresident? Is HE really the best we have to offer?
>>
>>144864039
why didn't you sage?
>>
>>144864039
who is we?
>>
Speedrunning is what real democracy looks like, only the biggest cucks want a president
>>
>>144865292
why didn't you sage?
>>
>>144865461
Because I am the sage already.
>>
>>144831670
>>144832096
>>144832689
you can see just how uncomfortable his is with a sub 800 view count. he says shit like: "son, today we're warming up with stepmania and then i'm going in the lab to route Yoshi 2+2!" and then like 50 minutes later he's playing mario maker.
>>
>>144865694
thanks for the late response!
>>
These threads are what real samefaggotry looks like. Only Headcrab wants Slayer to stream.
>>
>>144867305
wish headcrab was a deadcrab 2bh
>>
>>144867305
wish headdog was a deaddog 2bh
>>
>>144864039
You can also vote for establishment candidate mike uyama or communist naegleria or waste your vote on a third party candidate like chibi.
>>
y_ is banned, rejoice
>>
>>144867305
cry about it
>>
wish coooooooookie would stream more murderworld speedruns 2bh
>>
>>144868940
his name is cockboy
>>
>>144869141
(This post was made by FairHeadcrab.)
>>
>>144868934
Stop posting this /b/ level shit you baby
>>
>>144869653
That post was also made by FairHeadcrab, she's only 16 what more can you expect?
>>
>>144869653
hey cry about it
>>
>>144869752
>she
stfu fucktard
>>
i need a typically 20 minute long snes platformer to speedrun or im going to go freakin crazy
>>
>>144870053
super metroid any%
>>
>>144870053
the magical quest starring mickey mouse or aladdin
>>
>>144870053
Run Saber
>>
https://twitter.com/EmmyytheKitty/status/739875270098845696
>>
>>144871405
who the HECK is this supposed to be
>>
>>144871405
based posts irrelevant tweets guy
>>
>>144870053
Kirby Super Star any%
>>
>>144871507
joshimuzs fat gf
>>
>>144870053
Try a Master System game
they are criminally underrated
>>
>>144871507
that's kittyfatlive
>>
>>144870664
i actually wanted to do this a while ago but forgot

based
>>144871656
give me recs, i was always a nintenbab
>>
>>144872262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIYEVX8NMkA
Play Alex Kidd
The new glitch blew out the old very optimized wr, and this new wr with the glitch isn't completely optimized.
>>
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>>144872937
whatever happened to his speed marathon? was it a success?
>>
greetings from germany
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>>144873335
it wasn't terrible, but the stream key was leaked and it ended with someone streaming elderly, gay, jap porn
>>
>>144873335
Was more of a success than NASA.
>>
Where are all my Pikmin runners at?
>>
>>144875260
You can't speedrun RTS-Lite games.
>>
https://twitter.com/lilybilly9/status/740582418260729857
>fearowoftime shirt in public
>>
>>144878686
Fucking hell
>>
Mayne i been wanted 2 shitpost 2 750 but yall niggas dun beat me 2 da punch

Smdh nigguh
>>
>>144878686
>best friend
cucked
>>
>>144878686
>best friend
>fw no girl to friendzone you
>>
>>144878686
they both look like they have downs syndrome
>>
>when Skybilz is refusing to give up the pussy and people start to notice you slipping
>>
>>144855891
>>144857235
>>144857659
Homo degenerates out
>>
Homo degenerates IN!
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>>144878686
imagine having a disgusting mongrel girlfriend and looking more feminine than she does
>>
>>144880703
>when Skybilz is refusing to give up the pussy
story?
>>
>>144882180
They live together iirc
>>
>>144880703
Is auth even fucking skybilz?
>>
>>144880703
Next time this faggot streams post it in the thread This tired little beta needs to be exposed
>>
>>144882672
I still don't get it. Skybilz has a cat that is annoying authorblues? Skybilz fucks around? Skybilz is "asxeual" or "not ready yet" or waits for marriage?
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>147 IPs in the thread
What do you all speedrun?
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>>144883416
before we die, I just wanna say goodbye paula
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>>144883321
it's a tranny
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>>144883219
Wording this
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>>144883416
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>>144883416
i'm currently learning paula's feet
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>>144883485
who is we?
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>>144885587
(You), me and the doggy
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