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Reminder that SteIIaris has its own general and discussion of the game doesn't go here. Thank you.

We don't have an official steam or discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steam or discord groups, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, June 6th:
1513 – Italian Wars: Battle of Novara. Swiss troops defeat the French under Louis II de la Trémoille, forcing the French to abandon Milan. Duke Massimiliano Sforza is restored.
1644 – The Qing dynasty Manchu forces led by the Shunzhi Emperor capture Beijing during the collapse of the Ming dynasty.
1809 – Sweden promulgates a new Constitution, which restores political power to the Riksdag of the Estates after 20 years of enlightened absolutism. At the same time, Charles XIII is elected to succeed Gustav IV Adolf as King of Sweden.
1889 – The Great Seattle Fire destroys all of downtown Seattle.


>News
EU4 DD02/06
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-2nd-of-june-2016.940420/

CK2 DD 8 - Life goes on
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-development-diary-8-life-goes-on.939724/

>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WZZFXDyT!yyb25ZuLdLs0B8vhoKS3LA

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>EU4 - BDSM
http://pastebin.com/vYbnKvK2

>>[CK2 - 2.4.5] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar

Old Thread >>144566646
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reminder to report and ignore R&I poster
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnu5uW9No8g
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>>144598879
>>144598898
LMAO GET FUCKING REKT AUTIST
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Only countries that matter in Europe.
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nth for Druze
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>>144598879
>>144598898
Steamgroup wins yet again!
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>>144598898
you realize this counts as shitposting right?
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>>144598879
inb4 delete
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>>144598927
video is disproved by this, just read it all

http://truthism.com/
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>>144599003
>mfw maronites
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>>144598927
hi /pol/
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>>144598969
>Fucking up the border of Serbia
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>>144598898
Get rekt
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>>144599079
You what?
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Where will you lads be pointing your arrows for the next couple of days?
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>>144599153

no, but I would pirate in front of his wife's son
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>>144599003
What other sorts of things are you doing for your mod anon?
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PLEASE buy my tank game PLEASE this is your last chance to pre-order please buy it now
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The last thread only lasted 6 hours what the fuck, why are we going so fast
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>>144599124
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>>144599250
I pre-ordered the marshall edition SEVEN times
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>>144599190
If Arumba actually had some hair on his chest like the illusion in that image, his wife wouldn't have cheated on him.
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>>144599191
Soon fantje
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>>144599191
>nazis
>socialists
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>>144598879
based cobra
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>>144599391
>francis e. dec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeMTuwDS8DM
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>>144599110
I actually increased the percentage of christians in Lebanon to better match up with French and Turkish census, hopefully they last more than 3 years

>>144599230
It's my first non-meme mod, it adds a ton of events for the minors, balkan wars, minor wars, new countries, pop changes, a bunch of autistic other stuff too.
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>>144599431
>they are literally called national socialists
Do you even ideology?
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>>144599431
Not him, I'm aware socialism and communism meant the same thing in marx's book. But in today's world socialist is commonly used to describe anything that has a welfare system or harbors- anti-capitalist sentiment.
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>>144599608
You do know that french census only counted mount lebanon, right? That the population of the modern territory was majority muslim?
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>>144599608
Sounds promising anon, I look forward to it.
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>>144599618
>they called themselves something so that's what they are

t. Democratic People's Republic of Korea
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>>144599608
can't wait for the release
Are there any Lebanese events that aren't arab union?
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>no fucking Normandy landings in the 'This day in history'
Why OP?
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>>144599618
Many ideologies and parties in 20th century labeled or described themselves as socialists to gain more support from the working class.
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>>144599847
It's only the 5th, you fucking moron.
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>>144599847
lol why cares if some yanks drowned in norway :D
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>>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i

>>[V2] - unHPM v1.3.1
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx

>>[V2] - 7 Years v4.1
http://pastebin.com/fMCvXaAA

>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi

>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t
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>>144599945
>americans
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>>144599965
based bobo
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>>144599945
So R&I is american?
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>>144599003
>mashriqi

I think some of those should be Levantine desu
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>>144599191
>Syndicalism
so being syndicalist in Kaiserreich is ok?

well considering Musso and Mosley and syndies
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>>144599945
It's the 6th where it counts (East Coast).
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>>144599945
>>144599980
It's the 6th in America you fucking retards.

IF IT'S NOT THE SIXTH WHERE YOU LIVE YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN!
>buh i-i
FUCK OFF COMMIE JEW
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>>144600057
he's a brazil monkey

this is common knowledge
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>>144600098
>Commie
>Jew
>implying either of these things are bad
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>>144600098
>americans in charge of being educated
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>>144600286
>Seattle
Hi Chang. Enjoying life in America?
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>>144600286
>Seattle
>Not commie jews
What are you struggling with anon?
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>>144600275
Nobody asked you to post a selfie gif of yourself, anon.
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>>144600369
>>144600275
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>>144600286
>West Coast
lmao
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>>144600286
West coast and Yankee land are not America they are ZOG.
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Is Boise commie or Trumplandia?
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>>144599798
>>144599941
They called them selves national socialists because they combined a social system called nationalism with an economic system called socialism

Getting really tired of all these blue pilled people in this general

>>144600081
syndies are filthy commies
>inb4 why are musso and mosley in it
because the creators of that mod got their shit wrong
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>>144600468
FLYOVER
L
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O
V
E
R
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>>144600548
t. resident of liberal shithole
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>Getting really tired of all these blue pilled people in this general
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I've noticed that paradox in terms of politics
in ww2 is just apeasing the masses of issues that
peoples are confinded to talk.
Stalin has his purges because the everyday western pleb
can talk about the bad things Stalin did and even joke about gulags
but for hitler the average person can say that he was a bad guy
the things he did tho are a touchy subject and so the don't have it in the game
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>>144600505
>trotsky
>mass murderer
le ebin post with le ebin no source
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>it's a "it's between 8-2am in USA so /gsg/ is full of shitposts/ episode
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>>144599717
It's not majority christian, only the province of Beirut is, and Sidon has a plurality, that's it. The only religious change I made outside of those was making Baalbeck mostly Shia instead of mostly Sunni.

Good info regardless though

>>144599843
not much, unfortunately

I made one for the 1860 civil war, if you have any ideas I can research them.

>>144600069
If you can make a decent case with proof I'll think about it, a dialect map isn't really enough
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It's shocking how many people can't understand their own time zones, Hoi4 is released between 5 and 6 PM GMT+1 according to paradox stream.
I've seen people who thinks that's midnight in america. How are people this fucking stupid?
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>HOI comes out today
>same shitposting as always
maybe it won't be like stellaris
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>>144600505
Yeah but the only socialistic aspect of nazis were the welfare state, and a welfare state isn't really socialist. Socialism and communism mean the same thing.
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>>144600626
t. "My sister is my mom" cornfucker
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Will HOI4 be good /gsg/?
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>>144600728
>in america
>how are people this fucking stupid?

I think you've answered your own question.
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>>144600754
based DDRJake warned the world and killed hoi4 hype
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>>144600638
>posting selfies of youself on a gs general.
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>>144600468
the 5 people who live there would be considered Trumplandia
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>>144600804
I'll take that over living with people like this.
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>>144600682
Here's the state for reference

The Catholics get cut down a bit during the civil war too, so they will go down even more, as will the Druze a bit.

I'll end here for now, hopefully that religious icon guy responds at some point
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>>144600852
I dunno, I just hope it gets sorta fixed. I like some things about it but the ahistorical part is both hilarious and horrible. I think it'll make a good meme at least and be sorta fun.
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>>144600852
No.
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>>144600852
I want to know if the highest difficulty (veteran) is actually difficult
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>>144600876
What did he say?
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>>144600852
It'll be GOAT
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>>144600993
I'm retarded, here's the pic
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>>144600852
Even if it is shitty it still has better combat system than any non-Hoi paradox game.
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>>144601115
He conquered a few minor nations with an OPM, a feat completely unseen in a /gsg/
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>>144601115
It's not about what he said, it's about what he did.

I wonder if they're going to address his streams during the official stream tomorrow morning.
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>>144601083
Well the AI will build a ton more units and you will have a combat penalty

Depends if you call that hard or just BS
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>>144601201
What did he do?
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>>144601115
In all honesty I was mostly memeing. He caused a shitstorm on the paradox forums by making major gains with Bhutan in a stream.

To me, it highlighted the shitty AI. To some, it was sacrilege.
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>>144601194

The point is that he did it far, far too easily.
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>>144601185
that doesn't mean shit though

it has the worst combat system in any HoI game, don't compare HoI games to EU or CK games
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>>144601419
Oh I see. Isn't that basically what he always does?
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Since nobody else has done it yet,
>leak pls
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Guys. lets talk about awesome GSG Stellaris here. Best quality and recently released.
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>>144601457
Yeah but it doesn't crash as much as Hoi3 did.
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>>144601435
How so, he needed the soviet union to do anything, except for conquering Tibet, Nepal and Afghanistan.

The only suspiciously easy country to conquer was Afghanistan desu.
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>>144601631
of course, that comes with the engine and it being vanilla

crashing has never been a problem with my computer anyway
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>>144601675
>desu
Shoo, Shoo go away weaboo.
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Finished the Silithid Culture-Every silithid culture character is randomly assigned a caste, you have the more rare queens, collosi' and sand reavers and the more common tunnelers, wasps and scarabs.

The lesser castes have very short lifespans ( Only about 30 years. ) While the higher castes can last quite a while longer in comparison.
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>>144601770
I can see you got really creative with the names there lad, keep up the good work
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>>144601768
>doesn't know about filters
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I have suspected that we would get an unfinished game, because the paradox streams always said "this is a fresh built" or whatever, and "so we don't know how this will be like giggle giggle". And only a month or so before release. Of course we will get an unfinished game. But they will fix the AI if it's bad, and they will keep working on all that needs working.
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>>144600682
>I made one for the 1860 civil war, if you have any ideas I can research them.
The only event I can think of off the top of my head is a "Greater Phoenicia" one, but i don't believe Lebanese nationalism gained support until the latter parts of the 20th century
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>>144599356
shitposting about hoi
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HOW MANY BINGS AND BONGS TO GO????
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>>144601742
never? what specs is your computer?
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>>144602012
9 bongs 44 bings
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>>144601845
I filtered most anime stuff, I forgot desu.
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>>144601457
ck2 has a really good combat system desu, compared to eu4 and vic 2 anyway
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>>144602131
IT'S TOO LONG I CAN'T WAIT!!!
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>>144602134
>I filtered most anime stuff
There is so much anime stuff on this site you're bound too miss a lot of things by filtering anime
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>>144602272
Yeah but it filters out most of the bad stuff too, so it's worth it.
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When should I go to bed? 4am?
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>>144602402
>sleeping
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>>144602402
party all night and day desu senpai
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>>144602436
>>144602446
But I don't want to be tired once the game drops. But I also want to sleep right until release because if I wake up and I have to wait longer I'll just have to read more shitposting.

I think I'll stay up till 4, take a melatonin pill and pass the fuck out until 11:30
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>>144602618
you'll be missing out on the last minute fun lad
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So how does HOI4 work? Does it stick strictly to history to the point where you can't do anything outlandish like recruiting the USA into the Reich? Does the war always, without fail, start in 1939 no matter what you do?
Does the game automatically end in 1945 or can you keep going and going?
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Why the fuck does attrition to mercs increase your war exhaustion?
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>comes out at midnight for me
>have to get up for work at 5:30 am
>don't finish until 3pm
just kill me
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>>144602685
There is a choice between historical and sandbox mode.

>Does the game automatically end in 1945 or can you keep going and going?

It ends in 1946 or 1948 but you continue playing forever according to the devs.
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>>144602789
life is a cruel joke
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>>144602778
>realistic worlds
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>>144601770
what mod
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>>144602685
There's a historical route and an ahistorical route which is semi plausible.
You can make the AI heavily favour the historical route, or pick whatever it wants. I think you could delay the war or not have it fire at all if you really tried (you would have to play as germany and not choose the focus)
There is a soft cap of 1948, you can carry on playing afterwards, but you cannot get achievements after jan 1 1949
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What is the release time for hoi4?
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>>144602685
>Does it stick strictly to history
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA
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>almost the 7th
>game still isn't out
jesus fucking christ
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>>144603021
never
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>>144602685
>does it stick to history
sort of not really.
the Anschluss of Austria and the sudetenland thing and the molotov ribbentrop pact can happen and all the big historical landmarks leading up to the war
but the ai itself is really incompetent and you will see things like germany failing to take france, or japan being beat by china
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>>144603021
2
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>>144603202
Hours?
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>>144603247
days
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>field marshall edition includes the first two expansions
This seems like great value, friends!
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>>144603297
Yes it is. Buy it
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>>144603176
>or japan being beat by china
This is the biggest meme, they start on basically the same tech level, so instead of japan rolling over china and stabbing their chink babbies on bayonets and raping don king, china usually beats them because of their superior manpower and more room for factories, plus the ability to reinforce their armies directly instead of having to ship them from japan to korea/china
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The first thing I'm gonna do is change the largely inaccurate name and flag of Communist China

Which flag do you think will look best?
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>start Daniel's fascist Sweden video
>skip 30 minutes ahead and there's a line in Norway
>skip to next video and he's already eaten Norway
>Next video he blobs into Finland
EPIC GAME I LOVE BIG COUNTRIES
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>>144603443
can I get a link to this video I love gross swedeniums
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>>144603432
White star definitely since it's historical and looks best.
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>>144603443
haha good blobbing meme it's not like sweden HISTORICALLY OWNED FINLAND AND NORWAY or anything
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>>144603490
no
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>>144603432
The Flag of the Peasant Red Army is one of my favorites desu
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>>144603432
WHITE STAR ON SCARLET RED
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>>144603536
he's not pointing that out, he's pointing out how quick the invasions took
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>>144603769
never underestimate the power of the blitzkrieg
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>>144603837
>blitzkrieg
>mountains, swamp and lakes up the ass
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>Truce with England
>They still attack me
How is this possible?
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>>144603945
>trusting the eternal anglo
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>watching this stream of a Korean guy playing as Japan.
>says that navy isn't important.
>names faction 'pink hair girls are best girls

mfw
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>>144603945
They can just break the truce
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>>144603536
>swedecuck
>not submitting to superior danes as your historical masters
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>>144603176
> ai itself is really incompetent and you will see things like germany failing to take france
I'd say in this case AI is more competent than French General Staff in 1940. With proper leadership France could have defend itself, the success of Fall Gelb was 70% luck.
> or japan being beat by china
Well they haven't had beat the China, didn't they, they still had limited control and 3m troop stationed there in 1943. Chinese using their superior manpower and foreign help to fend Japs off is quite plausible.

If anything, I don't like Italy being OP and capturing all the Africa and Middle East all by themselves.
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>>144604106
>danes

lol just let the Norwegians escape to Iceland and Groenland
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>>144604028
Yeah and fucking Canada invaded Rome and succeeded.
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>>144603891
It took Yermany 2 months to occupy Norway IRL and it would be way easier without UK trying to stop them.
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>>144603443
>Drawing lines and automatically winning
Jesus christ,how is this possible? Shouldnt you fail against superior troops or is the AI too retarded to keep up with the player regardless of the country?
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>>144603891
You can bomb all of those things.
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>>144604301
It seems that counties literally don't respond and build up militaries and even if they do the AI is so garbage it's easy to just draw a line to their capital and win.
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>>144604028
You can't expect a korean to play japan and remain unbiased
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>>144604475
respectfully disagree for me lad
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>>144604475
All those paradrones
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>>144604036
fuck this cheating-ass game
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>>144601201
What time is their stream?
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>>144604549
Yeah but it doesn't seem like he actually hates Japan.
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>>144604115
>I'd say in this case AI is more competent than French General Staff in 1940
>If anything, I don't like Italy being OP and capturing all the Africa and Middle East all by themselves


The French honestly could have done a lot more though, like extending the Maginot line westward to cover Belgium, or not relying so much on the outdated trench warfare that was so prevalent in WW1.
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>>144604475
>The complexity has been increased multifold with the introduction of equipment
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>>144604627
10 am est
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>>144603443
Link? I want to see how shit it looks.
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>Denmark historically lasted 6 hours
>Germany AI takes several months just to get past Jutland
lmao
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>>144605223
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>>144605271
t. Neo-Nazi scum
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>>144605359
Because he hates how paradox devs looks? Because then i a communist am neo-nazi too..
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>>144605516
> i a communist
communism in a nutshell
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Post your countries and goals for your first HOI4 playthrough
>Pic related
>WC
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im retarded;

is there any downside to having an army of purely cavalry in vicky 2?

vanilla
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>>144605705
same lad
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>>144605739
You'll get slaughtered
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>>144605739
you're playing vanilla baka
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>>144605821
Jesus christ how many different anime words are there?
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>>144605705
groβgermanuims
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>VICTORIA 2 WILL NEVER BE UPDATED TO BE FUN

desu a combination of Vic 2/Eu4 mechanics would make a 10/10 game that I would actually pay for
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>>144605739
no
t. Roman von Ungern-Sternberg
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>>144605937
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>>144605705
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/darkest-night-glorious-dawn-a-1944-japan-aar-nwo2.856424/

enjoy
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>>144606047
you'd pay for it regardless goyim
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>>144606047
What eh stuff do you want?
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>>144605705
After watching all that streams I feel confident to play USSR on Hard+Ironman. It looks like it was nerfed enough to be challenging.
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>>144606241
>pops
>crisis
>eu4 UI
>great powers/2nd powers
>eu4 combat
>elections/whatever for govs
I dunno, Vic 2 just seems to unwieldy and hard to use. Eu4 does a shit job at making things easy to read at a glance but compared to Vic 2 it's so much fucking better.

That's my main complaint, really.
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>>144605705
Nippon. Hope to build glorious East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere. But I'll be disappointed if I don't fail because Nippon should be fucked.
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>>144606424
So your main complaint is that you are too dumb to understand shit so your cognitive dissonance blames the UI?
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>>144606424
my question to you is why the fuck do you think V2's UI is difficult to read

do you have eyesight problems, why do you need information to be displayed 'at a glance'
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>>144605705
Never played HoI. Do you absolutely have to do war and shit or can you just make colonies like in Victoria 2?
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>>144605705
Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere
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>>144606540
If you want to make colonies you have to steal obviously.
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>>144606540
Hoi is basically a wargame, there is nothing to do there besides war.
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>>144606539
>>144606529
t. people who've played 2000+ hours of vic 2 and have become Stockholm syndromed by it's shit UI

It's not hard to read or understand it's just fucking slow, unintuitive, obtuse, and much bigger (and yet somehow manages to show less info in a single screen that EU4 ??) than it needs to be.
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How many bings and bongs now?
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>>144606624
I meant world wars

>>144606672
I wish there was a game like Victoria 2 that focused more on late 19th and 20th centuries. Vicky ends right when things get interesting.
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>>144606823
That was East V West. Got canned by PDox
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>>144606823
There's many countries with which you can avoid the entire war.
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>i stop playing Victoria 2 when 1900 comes around
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>>144606923
Johan didn't can it, Wester did.
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>>144606975
I have to stop playing V2 when 1900 comes around because economy simply gets broken
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>>144607074
Wester is based
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>>144607120
neck yourself, baiter
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>>144607212
Wester is based
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>>144605223
6 hours is pretty generous.
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>>144606975
>>144607083
>I start playing vic 2
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>>144606539
>why do you need information to be displayed 'at a glance'
Because the game isn't deep enough to merit poring over spreadsheets.
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>>144606707
So your main complaint is that you are too dumb to understand shit so your cognitive dissonance blames the UI?
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>>144607602
Vic2 is a good game but it's Ui is sort of bad, stop defending the game to every depth like some paracuck.
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Victoria 2 is shit after 1900 because it can't accuracy represent the economy or militaries of the time after a certain point. Although in all fairness both of those systems aren't great in Victoria 2 from the start.

Maybe 3 will actually be good
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>>144607656
Complaining about the UI in ANY video game is basically a way of saying "I'm too dumb or slow when learning this game and rather than admitting it I will blame the UI"
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>there are people that play vic2

>I maek clergy
>I suddenly teach 60 million people to read
>I maek tropical wood
>have to research trench digging
>the state researchers philosophy
>capitalists have no respect for province bonuses
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>>144607827
Wow, you're a fucking retard.
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>>144607893
it's the best we got
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>>144607909
Not as much of a retard as the guy who can't play a video game because of the fucking UI and cries about it online
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>>144607827
Where did I complain about the difficulty of the game? I'm not the original guy.
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>>144607974
I'd tell you to consider killing yourself, but they probably don't allow you to own sharp objects/regularly check up on your room in your disabled persons' home.
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>>144607970
>responding to bait
It's not even good bait
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>>144608018
it doesn't work like that

you talk as a continuation of the previous anon, you become him
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HOI4 when?
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>>144608147
8 hours.
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>>144608018
The point still stands, regardless if you are the guy

>>144608042
I'd argue the disabled guy is the one that cries a game is not fun because of the UI

Then again if you are so mentally handicapped that a fucking UI hampers your fun in video games then I have serious doubt if you can fully grasp what I'm saying
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hOi! When?
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Fuck
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Come on, its fucking June 6th. wheres my HOI?
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>>144608294
nice fake.

Just this weekend Johan posted on twitter that the reason they dont do preloads is because they have never and will never use DRM.
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If I cancel my rivalry with England and improve relations can I get them to cancel their rivalry with me?
I need to rearrange my alliances to defend against France and it would be really neat if I could get those bongs on my side.
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>>144608453
>eu4
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Alright dudes. Which European countries should get the Baby boom modifier so they can recover, or should I wait and see who manage to recolonize the most?
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>>144608294
Are you the same guy that shopped a screenshot of the EULA saying the game uses denuvo? Are you paid by paradox?
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>>144608490
What is the premise of this mod?
Obviously give it to the t*rks because they breed like roaches.
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Have you ever blobbed into Rossiya so hard, that Moskau was literally your neighbor province?
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>>144608490
Also a good question on who to baby boom over in america. The US seems to be recovering the quickest. The CSA are the only great power of note though. Also Japan just united so I expect it to be the second GP after the UK.

>>144608794
Zombie apocalypse mod. You should try it out. This is just after the zombies fucked over everything.
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>>144608809
>Victoria 2 after 1900
Trash. Just learn HoI you shitter
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>>144608809
>free Ireland
I don't like this meme
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>>144608890
How does this even work? Are the uncolonized areas zombie pops or what? I didn't know it was even possible for provinces to be set as uncolonized in this game
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>>144609069
I don´t either, but dismantling Britain was worth it.
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Paradox just announced Victoria 3 and some of the new features are:
Factory points!No longer will factories exist, but you will use factory points to convert resources (3 basic resources and 5 manufactured)

POPs will only exist at a national level and they will be abstracted

No more stockpiles

Paradox hopes this will make the game more accesible and there are other fun features.
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>>144609284
I hope there's Bismarck Mana to make Groß Germaniunm easier
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>>144609271
wew
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>>144609284
Finally. That should really clear up the confusing and unintuitive UI. Shame they kept POPs in, EU4's system is much more streamlined.
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It even the 6th fucking everywhere except some island, release the game you johan you fucking dlc money whore
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>>144609473
>EU4
man that game is too hard

you've got 3 kinds of mana and 4 kinds of agent, my wife's son and I spent like 15 minutes trying to learn it and we couldn't figure it out.
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>Still no HoI4

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY EVEN DOING AT PDOX HQ? DOING THEIR MORNING PRAYER AND WATCHING THEIR WIFE GETTING FUCKED BY JAMAL HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTR EREEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144609259
Uncolonized areas are regular pops surviving after the apocalypse. Not many of them left. The zombie virus eventually dies out.
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>>144608809
>Scotland
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>>144609497
The sun never sets on the British Empire lad
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is it out yet
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>>144609617
Yes
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>>144609562
They're busy with Ramadan preparations
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>>144609562
waiting for steam to wake up.

They also said they had a patch for it being made the past week.
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>>144609617
No
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>>144609595
just hurry up already johan
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>guy who found hoi3 too complex takes over half the world as bhutan in hoi4
is there any chance hoi4 will be good?
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>>144609617
Maybe.
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>>144609719
>is there any chance hoi4 will be good?
What the fuck do you think, retard?
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>>144609617
I don't know
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>>144608453
>PERFIDIOUS
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Hmm... It is very tempting.

Should I do it?
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oh shit
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>>144605705
>Nationalist China
>fuck the japanese right in the ass, bend over the commies, unite China, reconquer Mongolia and Outer Manchuria.
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>>144609617
Can you repeat the question?
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>>144609562
Isn't the game launched at 6PM swedish time?
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>>144609848
>>144608294

>posting the same made up screenshots and shit over and over again
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>>144609832
Do you have a link for the mod?
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>>144609848
jewbytes?
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>>144609719
No but that has been clear for a long time

>>144609562
Trying a bit too hard to fit in.
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>>144609926
http://www.mediafire.com/download/rhbh33sk85mlvpa/Apocalypse+1836+for+HPM.zip

sure
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>>144609719
> takes over half the world as bhutan in hoi4
No he didn't, in the end he was c*cked by USSR during the peace conference since he had no victory points. All he got was some a couple of Chinese states and some shit in Poland.
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>bhutan
>some shit in Poland.
Kek, this game is going to be so shit.
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>>144609915
>6PM local time
I don't get this, why do they launch games right before they go home? Isn't it better to launch them at morning so you have time to fix something immediately?
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>>144609975
Thanks
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>>144610168
It's so they don't face the criticism and the failure of their game immediately. Johan will probably kill himself after the release of the game today
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>>144610168
Because they don't give a shit.
They have an army of drones that will Respectfully Disagree any kind of criticism that's thrown at them in the forums so they have nothing to worry about.
They are bigger tools than Bethesda fans and that is quite a feat.
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Does a defensive battleplan give buffs? or is it just offensive ones
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>>144610394
Standing still gives defensive buffs
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>>144610394
There are no defensive plans, you assign your divisions to a border and they get entrenchment bonus over time just like in HoI3.
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>>144610393
le ebin empire of the platypus in space xddd
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>>144609284
its funny
they actually seem to have improved factory and pop system on Hoi4
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>>144610168
>fixing stuff
Why do actual work when you have fans who will protect you at all costs from any kind of criticism?
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>>144610479
But in addition, having a battleplan that is never going to be executed stacks buffs on top the defensive buffs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWBh8Q_VOHM

How long till I can destroy nazism?
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You have to agree that podcat is the most based dev in the company.
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>>144610662
podcat just leak us the damn game already
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>>144610662
Podcat is based
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>>144609769

Respectfully disagree

>>144610505

Cant you set a retreat line though? i thought that the USSR might benefit from some kind of bonus to retreat to help them do a defense in depth
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>>144610621
>How long till I can destroy nazism?
when you get better music commie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHeXZWTWU3M
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>>144610620
No that was a misconception some people on the forums had, but they cleared it up; that doesn't actually happen.
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>>144610662
>>144610701
>>144610706
Wasnt he the one who wanted every nation to be viable WC even if it was unrealistic?
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>>144610781
Podcat is based
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>>144610768
Es ist zeit to dance
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This is starting to shape up in something I'm mildly satisfied with.

There's still a few tweaks and I feel that iron and steel are holding industrialization back a little bit, so there's more to be done.

I witnessed Ireland get fuller even during the Irish Great Famine, which is kinda disappointing considering the modifiers NNM gives it and the unemployment they have.
The Irish refuse to leave even when everyone's starving.

I suspect this may be related to the presence of factories (as emigration gets a -0.3 if there's a factory in the state) so maybe I will have to add an exception to that rule for the Irish. That or I will have to increase the modifier to push even more irish out of Ireland.
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>>144610662
>it's going to be halfway through the 7th before the fucking game comes out
available the 6th of june my ass
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>>144610662
>because people need to sleep
that doesn't make any fucking sense for a global release
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pls pre-order Hearts of Iron IV
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Who is he /gsg/?
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>>144610949
Already did
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>>144610883
es ist tanzzeit
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>>144610953

Randolph Zimmler leader of the Nasty party
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>>144610953
Barolf Hoppler
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>>144611028
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>>144610621
>Communist
>posting some dumb song instead of the Internationale.
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>>144610393
>playing german reich
>lead my aryan brothers to victory
>convert to stellaris
>first leader is a niggress
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>>144610768
Repetitive verse and beating a drum, completely flat and no variation in volume.
Erika is overrated wehraboo music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc
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>>144610953
Johan's ultimate enemy. They had to cover his face because Johan would cri every time.
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>>144610781
Yes, which is a good thing.
This is a video game about crafting alternative history, not a documentary.
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>>144610953
an imperial guard commisar
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>If you don't like the game, go ahead and mod it
>But first you have to buy it, plz
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>>144610953
he's super problematic
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>>144610953
Anton Drexler
>>
What the fuck is the criteria of Germany declaring war on USSR in 3? I had the same amount of military stationed around its borders in two games, and in one it refused to attack even in '43, whike in the other it DoW'ed at the end of 1941 with a guarantee.
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>>144611157
Podcat is based
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>>144610751
>Cant you set a retreat line though? i thought that the USSR might benefit from some kind of bonus to retreat to help them do a defense in depth
You can set a fall back line, it literally doesn't matter if you're the ussr since you are basically unstoppable.
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>>144611119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TN68sp-vIw
The better youtube version.
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>>144610393
Do they have to make a converter for every single fucking thing?
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>>144610953
Is this the german release version of the fuhrer?
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fucking faggot op forgot to add
>>144598849
This day in history, June 6th:
1944 – d-day invasion of Normandy was launched
2016 – hoi4 the best game in the history of gaming was launched
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>>144610953
Why did they make Tony Abbott's face be all mysterious?
>>
>>144610892
HPM can you make soldier POPS move to state capitols like offices
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>>144611226
If you build it, the goyim will come and pay a suitable price.
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>>144610768
This is better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYJ1ddifDs0
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>>144611272
Pops are already more inclined to move to the capital and there are no capitol buildings.
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>>144611331
Did you preorder HOI4, HPM?
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>>144611157
He isn't wrong desu
>>
TFW HOI4 LAUNCHES TODAY
ONLY 7 HOURS
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>>144610953
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>>144610892
Take a look at Divergances, I recall the Irish famine there is extremely impactful on world immigration. Don't know why, maybe it's because of various factors also in play in only the DVG world.
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Who /fell for the meme/ here?
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Hoi IV preordered, Hoi III uninstalled, can't wait to conquer the world as Liberia
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>>144611119
>Repetitive verse and beating a drum
what is music made for marching
>completely flat and no variation in volume
easy for soldiers to sing

I admit it, hate commies but soviet is 10/10
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>>144611534
Buy for me too plzz
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>>144611303
>I can't wait to play out my racist fantasies killing jews
>>
>>144611534

>tfw even if i hate the game ill get at least 200 hours in it
>>
Epic.
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>>144611534
i will soon
>taking days off from work to play games
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>>144611553
Commies > Nazis in every single respect, not just the music
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>>144610892
Seems like in this game, one of the problems is that a few key producers are neglecting the metallurgy tree. Which is kinda fucking with production.

I will see that the AI prioritizes heavy industry tech a bit more than vanilla if they produce a lot of iron.
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>>144611534
I fell for it a long time ago my fellow goyim
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>>144611706
>there's a 17th month
wtf
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>>144611706
>beat me by a week
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>>144611620
When did I say that? The song doesn't even have anything against jews.
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>>144611682
>alex blobbing in nigeria as germany
wow very epic
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>>144611629
>I didn't crop
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>>144611728
>being american
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>>144611507
One of the problems is that the UK ends up with a lot of factories in Ireland, which contributes to people simply not leaving.

It also usually leads to Ireland (and Canada) almost instantly becoming great powers because of all the infrastructure the UK builds.
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>>144608434
Based Johan
Never compromise his products for profit
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>>144611732
>can't recognize obvious bait
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>>144611647
t.putin dick sucker.
>>
>>144611534
I was, but I've refunded it. Not going to risk a shitty launch. And tank paint isn't worth the extra price, and the passes for the dlc that come with the most expensive version don't make it any cheaper for my region anyway, so f that.
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Why there are no reviews yet? Paradox did send review copies.
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>>144611331
Hey I was wondering if you could tell me what your criteria for including minimods in the pastebin are, or even integrating them into HPM? I'm interested in doing some events and decisions related to Greater Iran and I'd like it to be compatible with your mod. It's not a political entity that existed during the time frame of the game, of course, but it was still around as a geopolitical theory.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Iran
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Iranism
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>>144611812
Yeah, I'm a Putin dick sucker, that's why I speak fluent German
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>>144611728
>he doesn't use the correct date format
wow really
>>
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md7h0tsBpQ0
>>
Reminder to bombard steam with negative reviews of HOI4
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>>144611119
>music is determined by ideology
lol cuck fag
it's only good because they're russians
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>>144611907
>implying Yermans aren't the biggest Putin's dick suckers
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>>144611907
How does speaking German not make you a putin cock sucker? In fact it makes you more of one.
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>>144611982
What kind of fucking language is German
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why are they releasing it at 6pm swede time? so they don't have to patch all the bugs till tomorrow? They all drunk off their asses?
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>>144611962
Soviet music is hit and miss /pol/ack, most of it is rubbish but they do have some great military tunes.
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>>144612074
a soon to be dead one tbqh
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>>144611930
Why would I, it's a good game.
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>>144612074
Beats the h*ck out of the Balkan languages.
>Let's make a language with as little vowels as possible
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>>144612074
Germanic
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>>144612076

Pretty sure its Steam that decides the release time. I bet the Swedes dont want to wait till 6pm since its a national day today in Sweden and they probably just want it off their minds for the day
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>>144608490
Where can I download this mod from me lad?
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>>144611793
Yeah I've noticed that does tend to happen. I guess in the DVG set up, in the Dual Monarchy, one reason they get an emigration push is that Irish are not an accepted culture at game start (in the narrative term, it's supposed to mean loyalists/faithful of the hybrid identity and their loyalists), so maybe that's why they have such a massive push in there. Since DUA in Divergances also has most of France as it's territory, naturally they have more places to focus on.

>>144611119
Well Erika was more or less a soldier's soldier song, they're singing about their girl back home for the song. Sure it may have dual meaning lyrics like The Yellow Rose of Texas, but for the most part, it's dudes singing about how hot their girl back home is and how much they miss her.
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>>144612179
Podcat is based
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>>144612134
>hey lets make all our words have a gender
SJWs reforming German would be great desu.
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>>144612316
Doesn't french and spanish already do that?
>le and la
>el and la
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>>144612316
>desu
Shoo away autist
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>>144612365
Why would anyone care about a nigger and a spic language?
>>144612384
No :3 I only meant to say uezs
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>>144611774
>you didn't use the snipping tool in the first place
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>>144611629
>that browser page

I thought people here masturbating to maps was a joke.
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>>144612134
What the fuck are "balkan languages", there's like 4 branches of indo-european languages there.
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>>144612263

I don't have a beef with the lyrics, it's just not a very sophisticated song, i admit there is something about the beat which is catchy enough.
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>>144612432
>Why would anyone care about a nigger and a spic language?
Then why do you care about German :^)
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>>144612134
>balkan languages
There are more distinct and vastly different languages on the Balkans than there are in central and western Europe.
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>>144612503
T*rkroaches will be the next genocided scum I hope
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sup im back after months

just in time for hoiv release

get me up to speed, is it shit
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>>144612452
s*rb
*lb*n**n
b*lg*r**n

mainly s*rb
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>>144612581
mayeb.

Ai looks really dumb, and game is potentially super imbalanced.
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>>144612523
Hardly.
T. balkanite
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What's this meme about podcat being based?
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>>144611883
I don't really have a policy. If people ask, they get it. I guess if your mod is serious, isn't made for trolling, memes, isn't related to furry or horsefucker stuff, then I put it in the pastebin. That's about it.

For integration is a bit more complicated as sometimes I have my own ideas or plans on stuff. Overall I keep in mind balance and plausibility when integrating stuff. Since these concepts can vary a lot from person to person, and since sometimes I like to add stuff like pictures or change descriptions, as long as you are ok with me changing stuff I'm happy to integrate it. It's just cool if you talk to me about what you are doing or planning to do because, as I said, people have very different ideas of what is plausible or not.
Pan-Iranism for example is primarily based in concepts such as language and ethnicity, but religion is a huge barrier in the muslim world and a tremendous obstacle for such endeavor. I think this would only succeed in a heavily secular society, which is another complex problem on its own in the muslim world.
You might not agree with that and that's where things get complicated for integration.

>>144612263
They also aren't accepted in V2 but they breed super fast. They start very unemployed but even with the NNM modifiers the factories are profitable and they just try to be craftsmen.

I will probably open an exception for them on the "reduced emigration if factories are built" rule. A shame I can't outright forbid them from building factories. I don't think the British invested heavily in industry in Ireland. That's why a lot of them moved to the UK anyway, industry gave them jobs.
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>>144612656
>i'm an uneducated poorfag, thus i know better

Not a good argument.
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>>144612693
Nice strawman
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>had preordered hoi4 since it was possible
>get hyped as fuck even tho it got casualized to hell and back
>check their forums just because
>read the german version will be censored, but thats nothing new i just buy it in another country
>They go out of their way to regionlock the game
Thats it, never again a paracucks title
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>>144612610
wait what

its not out yet?

i thought d-day was june 4th
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>>144612684
>HPM hates furries
That's it, never playing your mod again
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>>144599798
low quality bait.
Do you even know how did economy looked like in nazi germany?
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>>144612805
Don't worry, the instant it is released I will upload all the proper portraits for German bros. Along with proper flags for all countries.
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>>144612835
In the 1930s Germany basically sold off assets to keep afloat.
Privatization isn't a known trait of socialism.
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>>144610892
>>144611793
>>144612684

DON'T LET THE IRISH ESCAPE
LET THEM DIE
IRISH FAMINE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
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>>144612805
>Lives in Yermany
>Blames paradox for abiding the laws of his country
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>tfw Podcat will see his name all over /gsg/
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>>144612829
>>144612847
>>144612775
>>144612743
>>144612708
>>144612674

Shoo autists. Shoo Go back to /lisg/ general.
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Is there anything better than dismantling France alongside based hapsburgers?
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I don't mind the German flag how it is. I don't like how the German portraits are in the shadow or flags that are wrong though.
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>>144612908
Paradox is the first company in history to regionlock a censored game in germany
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Gonna guess HOI4 isn't out yet even though it's almost June 7th in the civilized world?
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Agree x 1
>>144613009
>Anything east of Sweden
>Civilized
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>>144612941
Is this for the german release only?
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>>144612894
They don't even die. Really, they grow during the potato famine.
It's the whole problem. Before they barely had a problem. Now they have tons of unemployment and some of them move, but they still grow faster than they move, while Ireland had a negative net population increase because of all this stuff.
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>>144612941
But the German flag is made up nonsense though, when has that flag ever been Germany's state flag? Paradox could atleast have put in the 2nd reich flag.
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When is the Holohoax mod coming out?
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>>144612908
>Paradox is the first company in history to regionlock a censored game in germany

lol no.

also you're a retard for not just getting the german version and modding the cut shit in.

t. german
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>>144610953
Adolf Hitler.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler
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Is cobra in collage now or is he a neet?
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>>144613084
Vho iz dhad? Ich bin never learn of him in der school.
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>>144613162
The Anti-Johan who will come back and make all DLC free.
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>>144612806
It says on steam available June 6th, doesn't state what time or region though, so who knows.
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>>144613184
Its funny, because Germany's AI can't take over France unless the player is there to push.
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>>144612806
d-day is the 6th, btw.
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6 hours and 30 minutes remain
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>>144610953
He just looks more based desu
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>>144613268
attacking over the magnet line ever
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>>144613162
Seriously though, if you're German you're fucking done with WW2 after finishing school. You get that stuff shoved down your throat on every possible occasion.

It took ten years of "fuck you" before I got interested again.
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>>144613227
23:59 swedish time

>>144613298
One of the time lapses showed Germany conquering their way through Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Turkey, around the Black Sea and attacking Moscow from there.

Tactical genius, avoiding the hard fortified front.
I wonder if it will attack France by taking over Spain or something.
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The fuck? I got in even though I never pre-ordered it or any paradox game in general. I was using some russian patcher thingy and I selected Hoi4.

I hope for god's sake this works.
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>>144613053
can you not give them a negative pop growth modifier?
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>>144613327
>not being interested in ww2 and getting free 1's/A's in class all the time because you read everything about it
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>>144613392
your steam accounts going to get banned m8
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>>144612684
Yeah I'm inclined to agree actually, for a mod about this to be plausible you would definitely need some flavor events concerning shia-sunni conflict. Possibly you could have some criteria for a powerful Persia gaining additional historical cores and go progressively from there into some conflict events, adding accepted cultures, etc, hopefully in a non-meme way. I haven't really thought it out yet.
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>>144613421
I will probably do that as the normal potato blight gives that but the irish potato blight one doesn't, for some reason.
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>>144613392
>russian patcher thingy
rip steam acc. Key is probably known stolen or something.
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>>144613053
>there are more irish living in america than ireland
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>>144613392
>Game purchased: 23-09-2014
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>>144613384
Shen considered invading Switzerland to go around magnet during his stream. I had no patience to see if he actually did.
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>>144613392
Smart Steam? It works fine, I've used it to play multiplayer games with pirated copies.
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>>144613445
>>144613481
It's okay if I get banned, I don't have much paid stuff since I'm a pirate.
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>>144613591
probably a commie too!
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>>144613621
>not joining the Comintern for free games
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>>144613621
Nope, I'm a narcissist.
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>>144613640
>not joining the axis to take the games by force
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>>144612805
>regionlock the game

no, they literally said that if you buy the game in the us and move to germany you would have the normal version
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>>144613764
This is literally what a region-lock is my friend.
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>>144613764
What if you use a vpn to purchase it?
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>>144613907
Nice ban-bait, Ed Miliband
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>>144613479
I didn't follow the conversation so I don't know, will you give them the negative pop growth modifier by lowering the liferating of the lands? That would make sense
>>
ONLY 6 HOURS
I'VE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR YEARS
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>>144614075
I didn't even know this exists until like 2 weeks ago.
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>>144614075
patiently autistic
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Why does Paradox love Russians so much? That the game is 1/4th of it's normal price.
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>>144613872
I'm working with a two weeks date, max. I think I need at least another. I didn't start the ACW stuff yet.

Yeah, I'm starting to feel more satisfied with stuff. Early game scarcity of basic goods was greatly reduced though late game overproduction is still somewhat common.

Industry wise, I'm just grazing. I didn't change factories proper but that's another can of worms and it needs some serious research. But heavy industry is usually massively profitable.

>>144613997
No, I will give them a negative pop growth during the famine.

Unfortunately, lowering their LR doesn't make sense. They were still procreating fast as fuck, they were just leaving faster.
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Rate my Europe.
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Was it too much? We should've done the same to Germany.
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>>144614075
When can a torrent be expected? I tried buying it three times but my payment was rejected each time. I took it as a sign that it's not worth buying
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>>144614282
>We
You didnt do anything, fat guy sitting in your chair all day
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>>144614287
15 minutes
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>>144614227
Because Russians are poor and had no problems with pirating a game they can't afford.
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>>144614282
How can you even do the same to Germany? All of their lands are German
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>>144614287
No drm, so really as soon as it comes out.
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>>144614282
And to the UK, USA and most of all Russia. Keep France normal.
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>>144614379
>keep france normal

What the fuck. You should enlarge France with German clay. Fucking moron.
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>>144614282
It was too little, Hungary should have been wiped off the map.

Romania needs to be Groß to restore our rightful borders, from Londinium to Vladstantinople
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>>144614287
Stellaris was a few minutes, i guess the same can be expected with hoi4
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>>144614227
>700 p.
>700 ccaных pyблeй
Lmao pham, I'm pirating it.
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>>144614287
Buy it for me and see if it works.
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>>144614265
When do countries start to disappear?
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>>144614349
Are they really poorer than the average Indian or chinese?
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>>144614282
http://hungarophilia.hu/en/party-mix-talkeszlet/

Amazing.
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>>144614542
Nah. It's just the reasonable price for such a game.
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>>144614397
>Implying France deserves any clay at all.
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>>144602991
Warcraft mod lad.
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>>144614542
In PPP - no, in nominal USD - maybe, Ruble had crushed recently.
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>>144612464
Well of course it's not a sophisticated song. It's not supposed to be. Like I said, a soldier's soldier song.

While the lyrics may be simple in them, the tune, the melody of such songs is usually what carries them. And in their own right, that way, they become power and symbolic. They are the simple hopes and dreams of the average sojer boy.

See, for example, Yankee Doodle Dandy. It was used to mock us before we won against the Brits and then turned around and adapted it. It's a wonderful song with a wonderful tune to it (a drinking song if I remember correctly).

>>144612684
I guess it's just some other weighty factors then that we can't really change. Maybe it's climate/etc conditions? Maybe you can make province modifiers gifted via hidden event for when the UK only owns Ireland, that the Irish provices have reduced Liferating or something else?

Or does life rating not at all factor into decisions to build POPs or people to emigrate?

At worst, you could make a special Irish climate, on the surface exactly like other temperate climes, but only used on the Irish isle?
>>
Playing vicky 3 lads
How get more industrial mana? I keep running out of military equipment.
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>>144614227
It's called adjusting prices to the local market.

It also aptly demonstrates the intrinsic value of lines of fucking code given how they can bump the price so low.
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>>144614637
>implying groβfrankreich isn't what Europe needs
>>
>Pirating steam games
All you niggers have to do is wait for a sale and buy at 80%.
Or, for new shit, go to key-selling websites like Imperial Games- they had HoI IV pre order for 30% off.
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>>144614740
t. Johan's son
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>>144614740
>giving money to Johan ever
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>>144614740
I won't buy anything from Paradox with less than 95% off.
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>>144614282
>abloo abloo why can't hungary keep non-hungarian land

fuck off arpad

>>144614740
And why would I do that?
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>>144608434

I might have to go ahead a give that jew money if that's really his position.
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>>144614457
>being this poor
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>>144614664
The problem, I suspect, is how immigration and assimilation works. They are unemployed and when faced with that, they change to craftsmen and artisans. Having factories in a state makes them less likely to move which in turn makes it more likely they will just change to another pop type. This becomes more of a problem because soldiers/clergy aren't affected by this and they are proportional to the population.

I will try a few things.
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>>144614845
what a shill, 99% or bust!
>>
hoi4 est-il sorti?
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>>144614227
You sell it for the highest possible value.
In Russia, the highest possible value is ten american dollars.

They get like 100 USD a month in wages.
As a percentage of their money its not very cheap.
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>>144614876
>implying these are not Hungary's cultural borders
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>>144614917
Just completely delete Ireland and Irish from the game, they're unnecessary, you would do the world a favor
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>>144614736
>France
>The same nation that stopped having much worth after Napoleon lost and died.
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>>144614457
>700 p.
>Lmao pham, I'm pirating it.

I don't understand how bydlo can be so poor.
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>>144614961
lmao, hungarians didn't compromise even 50 % of the population in those areas, just fuck off already and be content you weren't genocided back to the great steppe you fucking horsefucker
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>>144614776
You mean his wife's son
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>you will never be able to gas the kikes in a WW2 gsg

Why live?
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>>144614951
>tfw a fucking poor balkanite
>get shafted by the european prices because we're too small of a market to bother adjusting prices

It hurts to live.
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>>144615179
Can't you buy russian language copies using a VPN?
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>>144614717
Please dont violate my beloved Victoria with your vile prophecies.
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>>144615173
Just make a mod. What effect would it even give?
>>
>>144615206

Might as well just pirate it if you're going to go through all that trouble.
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>>144614409
gypsies have no rightful boarders

you have to go back to india
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>>144615173
>wanting ahistorical shit in ww2 games

Why?
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>>144615173
>implying it ever happened
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Has anybody here played vicky 1? How is it?
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>>144615094
The chance of Johan giving birth is higher than that abomination Johan calls wife, to be honest
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>>144615234
this desu

AI does seem rather shit. French not fortifying maginot line and losing to italians
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>>144615240
Us ROMANians are the rightful heirs to the Roman Empire. I am 100% Nordic Roman.
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>>144615240
Even Indians kicked them out anon, why do you think they are here?
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>>144615206
Pretty sure those things are region locked, and I don't wanna risk getting my steam account banned for using a VPN anyway.

Basically, everything which is singleplayer I pirate, and the shit that's multiplayer I buy from CD key sites.
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>>144615289
post her
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>>144615416
> her
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>>144615289
I thought Johan was gay
>>
How many hours, lads?
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>>144615514
5 hours 30 minutes
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>Bhutan
what is this memer thinking
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>>144614896
>russians use latin derived month names

Just how fucking cucked do you have to be.
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>>144615536
Gonna masturbate furiously until the time comes, then
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>>144615173
This reminded me of the turning serbs into fuel mod from a long ass time ago
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>>144615615
>implying Russians aren't the true heirs to the Roman Empire
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>>144615536
Did they actually give an official time, i thought they just said at sometime during their stream.
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>>144615650
>not Romania
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>>144615650
hahhahahha
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>>144615289
Pic? I'm going to masturbate to her, film it, and mail it to king Cuck himself.
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>>144614896
>he bought the game on my birthday
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>>144615701
Masturbate to Johan, it will be easier
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>>144615615
Because Russians are the only civilized Slavs out there.
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>>144615675
>ROMANia

this tbqh
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>>144615675
shoo Romania
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>>144615246
>>144615258
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>>144615767
Kek,and >>144611706 bought it on my birthday.

Really makes you think huh
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>>144615841
yep Germans baked the Jews in ovens, it really makes sense to kill 6 million that way
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>>144615875
The started to take pre-orders at May 17, m8.
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>>144615807
more like the most cucked linguistically
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>>144615807
The only slavs that are remotely close to being "civilized" are Czechs,Slovenians and some Poles.

Only troglodytes live east of the Dniepr
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>>144613814
No, you buy it outside and conserve your copy, region lock would be: fuck you buy it again it wont work in your country.

>>144613907
In theory it should work, its no diferent as in moving to get your copy but i cant say for sure
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>>144616027
Croats are okay too, r-right? We were loyal subjects of the habsburgs n shit.
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>>144615650
Russians aren't even the heirs of their first feudal state.
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>>144616185
Yes,Catholic Slavs are ok,orthodox slavs are outright mongrels
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>>144616016
It's funny you wrote it in English.
>cucked
From Old French "cucuault".
>linguistically
From Latin "lingua".
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>>144616264
incorrect
t. prussia of the balkans
>>
>/gsg/ is full of slavs, catholics, and brazilians
no wonder it's such a shithole
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>>144616305
Also has a major muslim population
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>>144615650
>Russians are heirs to the roman empire because their shitty faggot tribe elder married some faggot princess who was by no means Roman,or had anything to do with rome

KEK
>>
How do I get napoleons legacy to appear in my mod list?
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>>144616189
Found Ukrainian.
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>>144616286
Are you implying I'm an englishman? I'm well aware that the english language itself is cucked by latin and french.
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>>144616349
It just proves how much like niggers all russians are. WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIET CYKA
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>>144616305
Not me, I'm just a poo in the loo.
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>>144616382
Remember 1944, the most important thing that happened that year was the evil russians deported the Tartars who did nothing wrong.
Eurovision told me so.
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>>144616305
>being a prod

You have to go back.
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should I just rush legalism and ignore all the other shit? I don't really need to keep any of my vassals happy after my waifu shits out 20 babbys for them to raise
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>>144616382
Ukrainians aren't even a people, and they're as big of a failure as russians are. Both are tatar rapebabies.
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anotha upd8 for novgorod
fucking separatists. i just upgraded mil tech so i can't spend any to suppress them. rip me
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>>144599965

>> Updated Waggle Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB
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>>144616296
t.Genghis Dulo
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>>144616515
Thanks cobra
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>>144616513
What mod is this
>>
>>144616513
also note the fact that crimea has been occupied by the same separatist army for 20+ years.
>>
>>144616495
West bank Ukraine is ok fuck off lad

t.PLC
>>
>>144616573
Extended Timeline.
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>>144616573
extended timeline starting from old gods. i'm not 100% sure i can actually form russia, since i obliterated the russian culture.
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>liege decide to revoke all your titles for no reason in ironman

EBIN :DDDD :DDDDD
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>>144616349
>byzantium
>not the roman empire

lmao
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>>144616601
>Implying Pooland is any better
>Implying slavs are even capable of ruling themselves
>Implying any slav nation ever wasn't a shithole
Keep 'em coming, lads, I can do this all day.
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>>144616513
>khazaria map colour
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>>144616721
>Byzantium
>Roman

Byzantium was nothing but a greek kingdom playing empire,and it was just as roman as the HRE.
>>
RELEASE WHEN
>>
>>144616703
>ironmeme
>trusting paradox's games to work
You brought this on yourself
>>
>>144608434
>they have never and will never use DRM
Just like he told us there would never be season passes.
>there are still goyim good enough to trust the swede
what a time to be alive
>>
>>144616815
DEATH TO BYZANTIUM
CONSTANTINOPLE MUST BURN
TRI MORETA
>>
>>144616760
they're also jewish.i've been largely ignoring them til' i get to crimea.
fucking hungary has been completely annexed and released like 5+ times. first they were actually in hungary and then they slowly reverse migrated to the ukraine.
east francia broke away from lotharangia so holy roman empire is coming i assume.
>>
>>144616815
>roman was a mono-cultural empire, everyone who wasn't from the apennine peninsula wasn't roman

loving this meme
>>
>>144616815
Go to bed Voltaire
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>>144616730
s-stop being so mean
>>
>>144616353
please help Im getting mods from the op and copying them into the vicky 2 mod folder and they arent showing up in the launch menu
>>
>>144609719
>he fell for my DDRJake is based meme
best feeling
>>144610162
If you couldn't see that coming since the first dev diary I wonder how you can even breathe without assistance
>>144610912
>Swedes
>Common sense
We're talking about the people that offer their wives and daughters to an invading force.
>>
>>144617001
Stop pretending that you aren't shitholes.
>>
>>144617001
I will when you say 'Anime is cancer'.
>>
>>144611868
Embargos, they want the most goyim to pls buy it before everyone can read how shit it really is
>>
>>144614227
Btw, it's not just because Russians are inherently a poor people.
It's also because of the downfall of the ruble.
Before the Crimea crisis, this was also the Russian price and Pdox just hadn't adapted (yet).
Normally this is not as cheap, but Russians are profiting form the freefall of their currency.
>>
>>144616296
Who is the Prussia of the balkans , if i may ask?
>>
FIVE HOURS
>>
>>144617210
More like five years before it's playable.
>EU4 is STILL not good
>>
5 HOURS SO FRICKING CLOSE
>>
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>>144617232
Who were Romans then m8
>>
Aren't French people Germanics?
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>>144617302
Romans.
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>>144617232
Really embarrassing post.
Don't think you can hide by deleting it.
>>
>>144617320
>Americans in charge of being educated
>>
>>144617334
What was the post?
>>
>>144617327
Italians?
>>
>>144617320
Kinda

More like a Germanic/Celt/Roman mix
>>
>>144617351
>>>144616914
>Rome was a multicultural state,Celts werent roman,nor were Germanics
>Do you by any chance think that everyone in russia is russian?
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>>144617320
that's true of the northeast, rest is celt
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>>144617078
"no"
>>
>>144617198
>I can't use Google
>>
>>144617343
t.Napoopean
I'm not American, idiot.
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>>144617320
>>
>>144617440
>germanic is a genetic group

wew
>>
>>144617370
Italians are the closest descendents of romans,but arent exactly roman

t.Lombard rapebaby
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>>144617472
Your country is garbage.
>>
>>144617531
>That nordic in Brittany

Celts cucked once again
>>
>>144617531
paris should be negroid
>>
>>144617531
>Elsass-Lothringen
>Not Nordic
>NORMANdy
>Not Nordic
lad...
>>
>>144617635
Normans married with frogs when they settled,they are mixed
>>
>>144617624
All of France should be negroid
>>
>>144615008
I paid that much for 3, and it was a good game.
>>
>game still isn't out yet
what a goddamn disaster of a company
>>
>>144617779
The only true scandivanian are germans
>>
The only true Anglos are Celts
>>
the chinese never met romans
>>
The only True Italians are Romanian
>>
>>144617531
Shit map desu
>>
The only true Romans are Romanians.
>>
The only true Ukrainians are Russian
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>>144617870
>mfw Celts

Jesus Christ,if I was celtic I would kill myself,literally the most cucked people in Europe

>mfw Saxons humiliating the Welsh for centuries

Jesus christ someone put them out of their misery already
>>
>Releasing your game on the same day as your country's day.
>not expecting it to be delayed.

I bet Paraox HQ is filled with epic trolls.
>>
>>144617870
the only true brits are celts, lad

anglos should fuck off back to germany
>>
My favourite meme to come out of dearest reddit during this time has been the 'it's just a sandbox game' meme.

This is being increasingly used on threads criticising bullshit in HOI4.

>The AI is shit?
Dude it's a sandbox game, stop being so boring!

>Paradox have overlooked major historical factors?
Dude it's a sandbox game!

>Even 'historical mode' seems to be a complete clusterfuck?
Dude it's a sandbox game, not every game has to be the same!
>>
>>144615008
>graduate with 140302 in my diploma
>enter postgrads
>"oh, you want to continue that thematic you've made your diploma on? fuck you lmao"
>quit postgrads after half a year to make a point
>suddenly, there are no jobs around
>end up spending the year left until the army working my ass off at a rocket factory for 30k not dollars
And this is how you get dirt poor.
>>
>>144618103
Nice blog subhuman
>>
The only true Germans are Luxembougian
>>
The only true Germans are Frisian
>>
the only true Iberians are andalusian
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>>144618024

>mfw the Irish are the master race of the celts, who are the group of one of the most cucked races next to the native americans and africans
>>
>>144618103
>drop college
>get into IT
>earn a decent salary for someone with literally 0 experience and education

feels good
>>
>>144618103
> quit postgrads after half a year to make a point
Well, congratulations, you did.
> suddenly, there are no jobs around for a nuclear physicist
What did you expect? Stop playing vidya and learn PHP already.
>>
the only true Germans are American
>>
The only true humans are australian aborigines, all others are freaks of nature that try to get out of the planet they were created for.
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>>144618281
>mfw people who say theyre proud of their celtic heritage
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>>144617825
>>144618052
Stop being autists, the game isn't "late", it's planned to be released on 18:00 CEST, in 4,5 hours.
>>
>>144618325
This America is the 4th reich, which managed to beat Russia. Nato is modern day Ant-comitterm pact.
>>
The only true French are Marseillais
>>
>>144618375
>not being proud of your celtic heritage
>>
>>144618395
Yeah.
>>
>>144618432
Proud of being cucked beyond belief?

Every single celtic nation was conquered and humiliated,British celts specially,celtic languages are nearly extinct,even celts themselves acknowledge how stupid it is and refuse to speak it,just fucking end it
>>
>>144618409
>Available 6th June
>it's 2.5 hours from the 7th of June
>>
>>144599250
I'll miss you lad
>>
>>144618490
"no"
>>
>>144618490
White is a skin colour, ethnicity and culture are what matters.
>>
>>144618428
t. Mohammed
>>
>>144618520
>European business
>Releases at european hours
>>
are Whales white?
>>
>>144618529
*all others were enriched by alien genetic engineering.
FTFY
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>>144618520
>>
>>144618650
No, just american
>>
About last 100 posts are not related to /gsg/ by any means, >>144598898 why are you slacking?
>>
>>144618529
>abbos not being master race
kys
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>>144614917
What did you have in mind then? What values to tweak? It seems their push to migrate just isn't strong. Or rather, why do they spawn like rats?

>>144616493
Is your waifu your sister as well? Or at least cousin? You are doing the dark gods' work if not.
>>
What's with Paradox's allergy to sliders ?
What was wrong with HoI's sliders ?
>>
>>144618646
>advertise to places that aren't in Europe
>keep false information about the game instead of just changing the listed release date
>>
>>144618767
Too complex and needed streamlining.
>>
>>144618767
We want our games to be accessible to everyone
>>
>>144618821
Based Podcat
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>>144618767
A better question is what was wrong with EU sliders.
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i found hoi3 too complex, will I find hoi4 too complex also?
>>
>>144618926
dumbed down eu4
>>
>>144618926
maybe if you're potato.
>>
>>144618926
Depends if you found EU4 too complex.
>>
does hoi4 gonna have zooming in and out with buttons? my scroll is broken, and its not a big deal with stellaris, but i feel hoi4 will be unplayable for me without like + - buttons
>>
>>144618926
no please buy
>>
torrent when
>>
>>144618926
no, you'll easily conquer the world
>>
>>144618998
When it comes out
>>
>>144618926
source?
>>
>>144619085
>midway through uk time
>still not out
>>
>ITT People crying about realism and that game is too easy
Who cares,conquering is fun. I dont need challenge to have fun with strategy games.

Preordered
>>
>>144619170
Why do you preorder a game that you made Johan? Don't they give you these games for free in Paradox?
>>
>>144619170
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>
Just over four hours until zero hour, lads
>>
Isn't it possible, that if Hoi4 is too easy on normal, that you could increase the difficulty to hard?
>>
>>144619292
>releasing game late day euro time

why
>>
>>144619127
it comes out noon on based eastern time
euros btfo
>>
>>144619292
they said they would release the game sometimes during their stream, which starts in 1 hour btw.
>>
>>144618767
> What was wrong with HoI's sliders ?
You can bash HoI4 however you want, but you have to be a special kind of autism to unironicaly defend HoI 1-2-3 sliders. At least pdx more or less fixed them in HoI3 DLCs by allowing them to be automated. Still, it's a micromanagment nightmare without any benefits.
>>
>filthy vic2 casuals who needed streamlining to play the original beauty.

pic related.
>>
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Podcat here
ama
>>
>>144619120
It's rebecca chambers.
>>
>>144619482
Can you buy the game for me?
>>
>>144619469
glad to see memel was the correct shape back in those days
>>
>>144619482
Why do all paradox employees look so weird?
>>
>tfw Paradox are probably looking at /gsg/ as we speak
>>
>>144619469
So why are you posting some random image from reviews?
http://www.macgames.fr/produits/Victoria-Complete-Mac-0465465131131.htm

Pic related to what? A game you didn't play?
>>
>>144619469
Honestly though, VicII WAS a casual mess
>>
>>144619640
Fetal alcohol syndrome
>>
>>144619556
No pls buy

>>144619640
Paradox has a high standard for hiring
>>
>>144619727
Because it doesn't have full screen mode and lightshot fucks up the screenshots.
>>
Johan smells like gravy
>>
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>>144619482
You and Johan are walking shames to the memory of Sweden.

Alright, for my question - given the choice between Somali cum, or a gay Swede's cum, which would you rather gargle down?
>>
>>144619824
So you are calling other for being casuals while you don't even know how to take a screenshot in Ricky?

The pic related to what btw? It's just a press release screenshot, doesn't even have Ricky
>>
downloading EUIV now, mates. going to form germany and create an epin grossgermnaiums!
>>
>autist here believe vic1 is better than vic2
>>
>>144619947
>60 posts until bump limit
>Report and ignore autist hasn't created a new thread yet
Is he dead?
>>
>>144619969
I like them both.
>>
>>144619969
he never played ricky
he just typed "victoria game" on google, picked up a random image and posted here pretending he knew what he was talking about to try and bait people
>>
>>144619969
>I like casual games
t.you
>>
>>144619976
he didn't make one of the yesterdays threads as well
>>
will there be a DLC activator for Hoi 4?
>>
>>144620139
No, you have to buy them
>>
>>144620139
how the fuck can we know retard?
hand on let me try my crystal ball
>>
>>144619915
>>144620050
>Actually responding to bait, especially when you know it's one.
>>
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For the fuck sake, hold your horses, Johan, the game isn't out yet.
>>
>>144620192
>Not calling out his bait when he pretended he was talking about a game he was playing.
>>
>>144620223
Now we wait until the game is released to see it starting to drop.
>>
hoi4 soon
>>
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>>144620223
>>
hoi when?
>>
>>144620050
You know vicky isn't hard to get right?

https://kat.cr/pc-game-victoria-an-empire-under-the-sun-strategy-game-team-mjy-rar-t5707053.html
>>
>>144620563
>zoy.org
Not falling this time
>>
hoi4 release any moment
>>
>>144620516
Wasn't there some guy working on a modern mod?
>>
please buy hoi4 ayy lmao
>>
>>144620581
>zoy.org

What? Where?
>>
>>144620725
Welcome to every paradox launch
>>
oh hey did you guys know there's a game being released today? think it's called hearts of silver or something like that
>>
>>144620853
very droll))))))))))))))
>>
pls buy my tank game
>>
>>144620516
Haven't paradox created some sort of modding tools for the game? From what I remember, they showed off how you could create new models and change the ui and create new provinces. Hopefully it can do a lot more than that.
>>
>>144620853
Livers of Copper, faggot.
>>
probably going to buy HOI4 I think.
>>
>>144621009
don't
>>
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>>144621009
The Eternal Jew is grateful
>>
>>144621009
do
>>
>>144621009

JUST
>>
hello this is johan speaking

buy stellaris

regards,
johan
>>
>>144621009
buy for me too.
>>
>>144621009
JUST DO IT, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
>>
new thread
>>144621223
>>144621223
>>144621223

get there before the report and ignore
>>
>>144621065
BUY
>>
There's not enough HoI discussion aroiund. I think we're being slid, guys.
>>
>>144620942
I hope someone mod NATO counters in instead of 3D models, I want my game to look radical.
>>
>>144620187
Thanks, inform me as soon as the mists of destiny are clear to your third eye.

>>144620183
Your name is a bit suspicious, I need a third opinion. Sorry
>>
>>144621235
20 early
>>
>>144621326
buy it
>>
>>144621301
the report and ignore guy is quick you know

just wait for this thread to get to bump
>>
>>144621326
pls buy
>>
>>144614265
Did based Spain recover by itself?
>>
>>144621258
the nato counter are already in vanilla
>>
>>144621734
They look like shit tho
>>
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spot the real Arumba
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>>144621775
do you have a screencap?
I haven't seen them yet
>>
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>>144621734
They are, but only in place of icons in UI/unit labels, divisions are still being represented with 3D models on the map.
>>
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>>144621873
Did it
Also
>you did this for free
Wew
>>
>>144622010
>you did this for free
look at filename
>>
>watch multiple let's plays of hoi4
>they all make battle plans for simply moving single divisions a province or two forward
>>
>>144621989
ah, top kek
>>
>>144621989
that's not true tho, you can remove it
>>
>>144622772
>>144621989
Indeed, you can remove them, however the pure boxes don't have indicators of where they're going
>>
>>144621435
Not like it matters
He got the first post anyway

>creates a new thread 30+ posts earlier
>just because of 1 (one) guy
>still lose
>>
>>144623286
janny deleted the actual first post
it was only 20 post early
>>
Guys stop with the memes. get it for 30 dolla in green man gaming and lets game online in massive multiplayer.

if its a flop, we mod it and keep playing goddamnit.

grow up.
>>
>>144623663
>if its a flop
>if
LOL
>>
>>144623903
i dont think it will be a flop, i think it will be better than hoi3 vanilla and with greater potential.
>>
is it out yet
>>
>>144624059
yes, and it's even in
>>
>>144609832
Does this make the AI colonize other nations' cores?
>>
>>144609934
Johanbabbys
>>
When is arrow drawing game released?
>>
>quill18's megablobbing italy playthrough
Absolutely disgusting.Also game looks easymodo.
>>
>>60436292
fil mort pêh
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