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Reminder that SteIIaris has its own general and discussion of the game doesn't go here. Thank you.
We don't have an official steam or discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steam or discord groups, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.
How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, June 6th:
1513 – Italian Wars: Battle of Novara. Swiss troops defeat the French under Louis II de la Trémoille, forcing the French to abandon Milan. Duke Massimiliano Sforza is restored.
1644 – The Qing dynasty Manchu forces led by the Shunzhi Emperor capture Beijing during the collapse of the Ming dynasty.
1809 – Sweden promulgates a new Constitution, which restores political power to the Riksdag of the Estates after 20 years of enlightened absolutism. At the same time, Charles XIII is elected to succeed Gustav IV Adolf as King of Sweden.
1889 – The Great Seattle Fire destroys all of downtown Seattle.
>News
EU4 DD02/06
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-2nd-of-june-2016.940420/
CK2 DD 8 - Life goes on
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-development-diary-8-life-goes-on.939724/
>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/
# Archive
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WZZFXDyT!yyb25ZuLdLs0B8vhoKS3LA
# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>EU4 - BDSM
http://pastebin.com/vYbnKvK2
>>[CK2 - 2.4.5] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
Old Thread >>144541730
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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>>144566707
it has to be op doing these shitpostings
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Fist for Arumba
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Stellaris and Hearts of Iron 4 do NOT belong in /gsg/.
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Total Chinese collapse imminent. Introduction of Wang very soon.
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>>144566608
Nukes incur only a penalty modifier, it doesn't do anything on its own, your troops get a bonus when they attack them:^)
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Thoughts on the Kaiserreich mod for Victoria II?
I want to try it out.
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around anglo-jewry never relax
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>>144566646
New ck2 dlc when
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>>144566805
t. wrong thread autist
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>>144566816
Dont Nukes destroy the target country's National unity like in Hoi 3 ?
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>>144566831
Utter shit, don't waste your time with it
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>>144566879
>tfw you realize Anglos ruined the future for all Europeans except slavs
Thanks
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>>144566879
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RICK FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX
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Hey guys let me know when V3 gets announced.
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>>144566816
Why don't they wipe out divisions?like they are meant to
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Post interesting national anthems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAwj9TcyGfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vUNHMezGQI
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who wanna play some fuckin multipayer????
HIT THAT MUTHAFUCKIN LIKE BUTTON!
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>>144566782
no fucking shit, why do you think he makes the threads 10 posts earlier other than to have the first post
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>>144566831
Don't. It's complete garbage, especially if you ever played DH:KR
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>>144567026
are u a fucking idiot lol nukes dont do shit look at chernobyl its still there and so is hiroshima and nagasaki its just a bomb you fucking tool
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>>144567086
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>>144567085
If by interesting you mean any non-European Victorian era anthem or those inspired by those then this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCZvqTY4-PQ
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please by my AI game
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>>144566212
Let's try this again wih the arrow painting
>>144566424
https://youtu.be/wqoUXR2002M?t=26m27s
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>>144567019
mosley wanted an unified europe that would stick it to the fucking yanks, why do you cunts constantly vilify him as the poster boy of perfidious albion?
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>>144567228
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>>144567251
yeah this man is responsible for the ai being "good"
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>>144567228
I hope so much this is ironic shitposting meant to highlight the idiotic design choice PDX has made regarding nukes in HOI4
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>>144567416
if you were in the water, could you have lived?
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>>144567228
Bombs kill people you know. Even with nuclear spacing within armys they were susceptible to tactical nukes creating massive breaks in lines. The increase in spacing wasnt designed to stop mass casualties only reduces and mitigate any C&C loss in the hours/day after a detonation before the whole world quickly went boom
Also Chernobyl never went critical and the fat man was a tiny devise
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>>144552734
>>144567378
wtf is BICE. and why are they so autistic?
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>>144566813
>1937 august
>doesn't even have all of se asia and china conquered already
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>>144567514
>not immediately recognizing that it is
How is life with autism like?
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>>144567604
Sure, if you can survive being boiled alive.
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>>144567625
>being this autistic
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>>144567619
UH then why was it called fat man?
checkmate nuketards.
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>Before every new release or DLC threads get all reddit
Just go away you fuckers
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>>144567661
My sister ran away the night before last night and no one in my family has gotten any sleep in well over 24 hours so my brain is fucked sorry lad
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>>144567416
dude ts fuckng war propaganda
>>144567619
nuclear bombs are different because they cause radiation (like a microwave) the actual bomb isnt that big thats the reason chernobyl is still standing the only reason places like hiroshima and dresden were that bad were because they got bombed by actual bombs
chernobyl blew up and its fine now
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>>144567290
so are the days of micro-managing Operation Barbarossa gone
Fuck Paradox, now every fucking edgy youtuber can do it and act like they're pro
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>>144567764
>UH then why was it called fat man?
>checkmate nuketards.well memed
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>>144567813
they want the epic anonymoose hacker 4chan to leak the game
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>>144567823
She couldn't resist the black dick, huh?
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Bravo lads
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>>144567813
>7
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>>144567884
>chernobyl blew up and its fine now
>chernobyl blew up
> its fine now
anon
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>>144567923
>Here's where Hitler(Proto-Drumpf LOL) went wrong!
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I just wanted to play some zombie memes
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>>144567884
You are autistic.
>comparing an accidental release of nuclear material to a purposeful detonation designed to kill
>chernobyl blew up and its fine now
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>>144567884
You know the whole point about creating fusion rather than fission bombs is the more destructive power for less radiation right?
Also why bring up Dresden?
>Chernobyl
>fine
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>144568038
that faggot podcat i swear
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>>144567625
A shitty meme mod where the AI gets civ style bonuses, unlimited manpower, spawns free units even if the AI hasn't researched the tech for them, literally about 50000 IC as the Soviets when you're about to beat them
So much meme stupid shit I can't even think of it off the top of my head
It's literally artificial difficulty: the mod
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>they're still responding to the blatant b8
wew
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>>144568065
what it was a building explosion and the building is still standing and the rest of the town is fine, if it wasnt there would be no game stalker shadow of chernobyl the only reason why the building is not fixed is because of the fall of the soviet union
>>144568215
yeah i am so what?
nukes are nukes, moron...
>>144568293
blablabla its the same shit atom bombs and atom power are two sides of the same coin
because it was bombed like hiroshima and not like chernobyl because chernobyl blew up and its still good meanwhile hiroshima was leveled by airbombs
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>>144568382
Gotta spend the time until Memes Of Iron
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>>144568038
>330 days without a new edit
Why even live
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[V2] Liquor and Bureaucrats Mod 1.2
http://www.mediafire.com/download/ r1s3v3z0d17ctya/liquornbureaucrats.rar
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>>144568578
why can't you faggots make throwaways and wait literally 7 days?
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@144568687
virus don't click
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will you be able to genocide in hoi4? please dont spout memes at me
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>>144568687
What is this? Features?
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>>144568874
was the holohoax real?
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>>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i
>>[V2] - unHPM v1.3.1
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx
>>[V2] - 7 Years v4.1
http://pastebin.com/fMCvXaAA
>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi
>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t
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>>144568874
Wrong thread, try asking their general instead >>144533989
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>>144568038
>>144568578
>all those dank memer IPs
virus sent ;^)
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>>144568578
>people have been editing johans wikipedia entry since 2005
wew
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>>144568874
>Stellaris
>genociding whole planets
>"lol xd rip aliens teehee"
>your empire consists of white people only
>"OMG BAN THIS NAZI MOD!!!!! THIS ISNT ACCEPTABLE PARADOX!!!!"
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>>144568578
>link 3 redirected to the Guinness record of biggest nose on a living person
>EA Access
Masterpiece desu
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>>144568995
Danke Herr Cobra
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>>144569068
Not nearly enough memes.
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>>144569068
holy shit this is what /gsg/ is based on
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>>144568578
someone should change the picture to him in the anime t shirt
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>>144569068
>2005 was 11 years ago
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>You can actually declare wars as a jainist
Feels fucking weird man
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who is the best gsg streamer/youtuber
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>>144569068
>tfw I was only 7 when this was posted
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>>144569889DDRJake
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>>144569937
>admitting to being a newfag
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBBSYK20-T0
Does /gsg/ like folk music?
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>>144569889
Arumba
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>>144569889
also who is the worst? who was the guy doing retarded marches into the italian alps a day or two ago on stream?
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>>144569889
dedalusplays1
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>>144570019
hi 4chan!
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>>144567776
>not liking 2d brown girls
Shit tast desu
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>>144570056
Arumba
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>>144569365
>>144570045
Fucked up the crop
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>>144569889
Supersev
https://youtu.be/g6-eplI4HeM
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>>144570187
>brown girls
fuck off
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>>144570045
>Johan believes swastikas were never used by Germany. Ever.
my sides
>he likes to release alpha versions as finals
>yfw 7 years gone and he's still the same
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>>144570187
>admitting to watching the shittiest fate series
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muqYPFCJhM0
be kind lads, johan is counting his money and browsing /gsg/ while his wife's son is crying
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holy fuck dude chill they're not ready for the redpill yet.
Just because their game is sorta ironpill doesn't mean they can just accept this shit.
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>>144570254
fucks sake
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>>144570378
wheres this
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>>144570378
What the fuck is happening at the Paradox forums?
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>>144570529
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/appalling-display-of-the-fans.941086/page-7
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Paradox should have been prepared for a renewal of wehraboos and crypto-fascists on their forums.
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>>144570518
this is a god damn goldmine
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>>144570529
Paradox forums
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haha GoT memes
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>>144571035
child pornography
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>>144570846
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>>144570846
>>144570518
holy shit
post more
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>>144570662
frolix BTFO
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>>144570662
poor bobo
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https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/appalling-display-of-the-fans.941086/
WEW LAD
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>>144568578
>Guinness link is dated 9/11
Subtle.
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>>144570662
>people going full /pol/ in the fucking Paradox forums
I blame Trump
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>>144571083
>iron price
>hearts of IRON
AHAHAHAHA SO FUKIN EPIC BRAVO PARADOX +1
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someone should make a thread on the hoi4 forum about how gay it is that faggot streamers and youtubers got the game a week early
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>>144569068
>tfw I was just learning EUII and didnt have the internet when that was done
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I have been an avid watcher of HOI4 and am currently extremely hyped for it, but if you are excited for it, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT visit the steam discussions. If you have been there already, you will see what I mean. There are countless threads trash-talking the dev team and almost every and all youtuber and streamer, and frankly, it's quite disgusting. I even saw a couple threads (luckily they got removed), giving out links and other information about illegal grey market sites and even bragging about how they ripped off Paradox.
However, I want to talk about the two main reasons why I am distraught.
The fans/community/hyped people have completely ruined the game for themselves by over analyzing things that shouldn't even matter.
"OH THE COAT OF ARMS ON ITALY IS JUST A BIT OFF. FUCKING LYNCH PARADOX FOR THIS COMPLETE AND UTTER HERESY."
That is a dramatization but I bet you it won't be soon. They complain about everything and have a huge lack of empathy and gratefulness for the developers. I haven't see a single thread (maybe I have not looked hard enough) praising anyone for how well they made the UI look, or how much time, effort and love was put in a game that they didn't NEED to make. If you really have such a problem with the game, you are most likely the minority.The developers did work on this project and I can see it, so thank you Paradox for everything.
I don't even like addressing this but it needs to be said; the treatment of youtubers and streamers has been extremely harrowing. So far, whenever a viewer disagrees with a decision one of the aforementioned game players have done, they get a barrage of hurtful comments such as,
"You fucking retard why didn't you focus on land doctrines? Now you deserve to lose."
"OMG You are doing so much shit wrong pls uninstall"
And many more. I can understand SOME comments being satire but honestly, this is just a shameful display of intolerance of how someone plays the game.
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>>144571313
This
Drumpf is destroying the entire world, and just when we were about to enlighten the white man with liberalism and get him to lay down and die.
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>people actually take their politics from 4chan
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>>144568995
>> Updated Waggles Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB
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soooooooo close
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>>144571534
I know it's pathetic right?
These children will never be truly enlightened like us my friend *wink wink* :)
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>>144570662
How the hell?
What's going on?
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Holy shit this is amazing.
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>>144571474
t. daniyil123
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>>144571474
Why are you pasting some shit you read on the paradoxplaza forums here?
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/appalling-display-of-the-fans.941086/
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>>144571230
>links and other information about illegal grey market sites and even bragging about how they ripped off Paradox.
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>>144570662
Can you stop posting screenshots until you get your text rendering fixed? This is giving me a headache.
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>>144571690
omg who mass redpilled?
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>>144571747
Memeing obviously
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>>144571847
>fixed
but this is the text rendering I prefer you statist fuck
>being cleartypepilled
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>mfw paracuck redditors get redpilled
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>>144571690
>38 posts
Obviously one of you faggots.
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>8 people come to the paradox forums to hear morons talk about rape
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>>144572025
>p-please mods ban this user he hurt my feelings! look at all my badges and 2k posts
>t. forum PRO
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fucking kek
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>>144572025
>10 respectfully disagreements
what the fuck happened?
i fucking love this
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>>144571617
no method to form china-nanjing. damn, that sucks, but whatever
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Damn, the official forums aren't as cucked as I thought. Trump truly is making the world a better place.
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ugh, stay away from the paradox forums..
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>>144572256
Literally a steam gruppe raid.
Based cobra.
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>>144572187Seriously, find yourself a better program to take screenshots famm
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>>144572310
I remember in HoI2 you needed to edit some files slightly in order to "activate" it. I don't know if it was included in HoI3 at all.
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>>144571617
What are you doing exactly? Why didn't you just go after VPs`.
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>>144572518
>shitposting this poorly
t. urkslayer
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Do you lads think Paradox has/had an employee whose job was/included creating a few fake accounts and using them to railroad recent posts into a certain share of likes/dislikes and, consequently, guide the community into thinking like they wanted to?
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>>144572549
>Seriously, find yourself a better program to take screenshots famm
>open a second browser just to take screenshots
>or change my browser's settings every time I take screenshots
yeah, na.
Cleartype gives me a headache. Sorry non-cleartype gives you one.
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>he fucking DELETED IT
lmoa.
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>>144572025
u-booted ;)
do i get banned now
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>>144572702
nigger they own the fucking site they could just run an algorithm to do that like jewtube does
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>>144572702
probably
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>>144572465
I'm sure there's a good share of sleeper agents too.
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>>144572702
In any case, it would be Cobra the one making fake accounts and raiding the forums with them right now, that place is fucking gold atm
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>we cyberbullied some cuck on the paradox forums
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>>144573010
>we
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btfo
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>>144572702
Yes. The first post of that thread has 164 likes compared to 40 dislikes, I'd say 100 of those likes are fake forum paradox shell accounts guarenteed
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>>144573010
>we
"no"
t. Alexandrios Gradino
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>>144572857
Based frolix42
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rly makes u think huh
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>>144573154
>100
nah not really, just, say, 5 nearly instant likes are capable of making a shitload of people want to join the bandwagon, which is what I think he meant.
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Not that I'm not finding this absolutely beautiful, but where the fuck are the forum mods?
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extracted from steam chat...
Turkslayer: hey guys i have a devious scheme
Bobo: yeah let's ruin something again >:)
Yohan: heheheh >:)
kasskloff: >:) *smiles deviously*
Turkslayer: lets post on that pairadicks thread that 4chan is raiding them lol.. and link to the FUCKIN thread haha..
frolix: good idea dude haha
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>>144568182
Play it with HPM retard
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thread locked
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>>144573347
>how wonderful I think production lines are
Jesus christ are they this bad?
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>>144573486
This desu
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>>144573434
where is proof?
no proof tovarisch)))))))))))
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>>144573434
>*smiles deviously*
How mentally handicped you have to be to write *insert emotion*
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>>144573434
* * * * WARNIGN * * * **
JOHAN AND PARADOX ARE BROWSING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW! BE CAREFUL NOT TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT PARADOX GAMES!
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>>144573616
As much as you have to be to raid places or join a group to shitpost here
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>>144573406
There they are
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>>144573686
how did I know?
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https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/why-there-will-always-be-many-negative-threads-even-for-a-masterpiece-of-a-game.941834/
they regrouped
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>>144573686
fuck off jewhan
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>>144573686
I pirated all of your games desu.
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>>144566813
Conquer everything east of the Tigris and Urals
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hey johan could u make a victoria 3 game please the current one is boring and too complicated
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxEB5P_7bNU
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What the fuck happened to this thread?
I want to talk about making the Swiss join Allies, Irish turn fascist, or Greeks go commie- not /pol/-themed forum drama.
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>>144573797
>X Respectfully Disagree
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>>144574003
so talk about it then instead of wasting time crying about what other people are talking about
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>>144573797
>the opening post in that thread
>more people criticizing it means its better
>literally stroking paradox's already stroked ego for no reason
the paradrone gentlemen
>>
hoi4 has a lot of potential
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>>144574003
welcome to /gsg/ lad
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>>144574003
Get the fuck back into reddit kike, HOI4 can fuck off and you can go rape some children pedophile freak!
DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT TWICE JEW BOY!
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>watching Taureor's Poland playthrough
>bumbles through conquering eastern europe with barely any fighting, AI folds like paper
>no one cares
>hops from axis to comintern
>no one cares
>""""historical"""" """"ironman""""
Jesus, what a trainwreck
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>>144573686
JOHAN WILL FIND OUT ABOUT THE ARCHIVE
>JOHAN WILL FIND OUT ABOUT THE ARCHIVE
JOHAN WILL FIND OUT ABOUT THE ARCHIVE
>JOHAN WILL FIND OUT ABOUT THE ARCHIVE
JOHAN WILL FIND OUT ABOUT THE ARCHIVE
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>>144574003
This is /pol/ approved general
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>>144574003
HOI IV and Shillaris happened.
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>>144574196
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>>144574003
'Respectfully disagrees'
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>>144574219
Believable worlds
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>>144574003
kop tek u fokin redditor this thread has some of the most mild shitposting in days
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National unity is overrated apparently.
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How is the Game of Thrones mod? Any good? I have a feeling CK2 won't be able to emulate the kind of shit that happens in the show/books.
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>>144574350
Can a mod also ban anyone who agrees with this guy?
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>>144574267
oh no some white boy called me an autist and used a FANNAH MAYMAY macro image in his passive-aggresive reply WHAT A SHOAH
lma fucking oh cracker this is why you're a virgin smdh (suck my dick hebe)
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>>144574159
That guy is pretty based tbqh
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>>144574450
balkanfags are eternally butthurt and very inecure
turkslayer a prime example of this
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>>144574551
t. Dalwin
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>>144574551
t. field marshal "thank you for buying hearts of iron iv" dalwin
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I honestly don't understand the drama here surrounding HoI IV. You don't like the new interface? You don't like the battalion-standard unit sizes? What?
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>tfw afraid to log into my Forum account in case I get spotted
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>>144574610
Oh shit turkslayer is a balkanite? I guess that explains the name than.
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PODCAT IS HERE
>PODCAT IS HERE
PODCAT IS HERE
>PODCAT IS HERE
PODCAT IS HERE
>PODCAT IS HERE
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>>144574697
I don't like that its booger-tier casual filthy streamlined bullshit
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>>144574697
The theater AI makes it more of a point-and-click adventure than a game.
The events have epic memes in them.
The mana systems are taking over.
The tech and focus trees look like they're designed to handcuff you.
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>>144574482
Really fucking good
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>>144574610
Doesn't make him wrong.
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>>144574697
Autists are literally pic related desu
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>>144574610
what nationality is turkslayer?
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>>144574697
It LOOKS like a touchscreen game made of playdough.
It is a DOWNGRADE from HoI3 in terms of OoB and research.
It's not evolving into a WARGAME/SIMULATOR like the series is supposed to.
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>>144574842
At the least diplomacy was fixed.
Having a set 3-camp triangle is quite stupidly simplified.
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>>144574697
I haven't heart anyone criticize those things.
>AI is a total pushover
>AI France fails to defend marioandretti line
>AI fails to react to aggressive neighbor gobbling up continent
>50% bonus for drawing line
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>>144574904
t. frolix42
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>>144574482
It's pretty good
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>>144574949
serb
is this not common knowledge, certainly is to the oldfag /gsg/'ers who fought a brutal war against the steamgroup
who here /here for 3 or more years/
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The cuckspiracy widens
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/why-dose-alf-landon-look-like-an-elderly-cab-calloway.941670/>>144574904
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>>144574949
ITS IN HIS FUCKIN NAME?
TURKESTANI
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>>144574904
wow I guess we all should stop posting in /gsg/ because we don't like the latest installment paradox shat out
god what a fucking retard you are
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>>144574884
She's a cute! CUTE CUTE CUTE!
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>>144574697
It looks like an iPhone game desu.
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>>144573462
I'm dumb
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https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ddrjake-playing-bhutan-and-invading-japan-right-now.941386/
based
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>>144575121
t. Johan
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>>144575047
>serb
Oh man, the most butthurt nationality in the balkans. I mean, who wouldn't be, it takes some skill starting 35 wars and fucking losing them all.
t. not an ustasha
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do you guys have that ck2 meme about a guy refusing to play as muslim first then gets into full character
it was something like that
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>>144572310
A decent compromise. ROC returns. They annex Xinjiang and Tibet by default.
>>144572693
Using strategy in my grand strategy.
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People actually are that involved on the forums?
I started my account back in '11 and only ever made 3 posts with it.
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>>144575065
>Hitler is censored
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>>144575564
You should make a forum post saying you're an old fan and you're disgusted about how HOI4 has turned out, /gsg/ will [X] Agree
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>you can't move troops on naval transports in HOI4 if there is a path for them to walk
What the fuck is Paradox doing.
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>>144575514
>letting china rule themselves
your just asking for another pointless civil war
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>>144575514
>moigolid
using cyrillic text like that triggers my autism
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>Enterprise sinks Houshou
ENOUGH
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>>144575265
You know that HoI III had some ridiculous scenerios play out when it was first released, right?
They eventually worked to balance it out.
>>
>105k Korean zombies in Pyongyang
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>>144575934
>Hey you know HOI III was shit when it came out
yeah.it still is.
>>
Reminder that Axis play through will be shit and easy mode until the £10 DLC reintroducing resistance groups
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>>144575721
it sure looks cheesy
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>use portraits instead of real life pictures
>don't give unique portraits to non major countries
>sell it as dlc
I guess this is why johan is the master jew.
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@144575934
this, thank you based paradox employee for reminding these CHUMPS that HOI4 is the GREATEST game EVER created
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>>144576053
You'reright
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>>144576159
Darkest Hour is the best Hearts of Iron game.
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>>144576251
Yeah but the doomstacks.
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>>144576494
small price to pay
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my first time playing this game, am i doing it right?
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>>144576494
They become less of a problem with the E3 map.
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>>144576621
>Vanilla
Get Alex Grandimod and don't look back.
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>>144576621
when do you plan to summon the ursvenska barbariet
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Misc Campaign Guy (ID: !cC72p18tTg)
2016-06-06 01:05:01
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Anyway, since I've been doing more stuff for the Ottomans, I decided to add in Kuwait from the start.
It's pretty much part of the Ottomans but was never de facto under their rule. The Ottomans have a decision to annex it too later in the game, so it wont be much of an eyesore.
The British will have a chance to get it in the 1890s as a protectorate if the Ottomans don't annex it, and I'll try to have it so that any GP can get Kuwait too.
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>german air and armor tech tree with every possible variant of the vehicles which were used
MOD WHEN
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>>144576849
noone's going to be modding HOI4
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>>144575698
Nobody else finds this utterly retarded?
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>>144575465
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>>144567385
Because they're retards who don't know anything about their own peoples, let alone "muh anglokikes xdd". Do you honestly expect intelligent comment from yanks or bitter continental luvvies?
Little known fact, France is the Jewish capital of Europe. Before France, it was Germany.
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>>144577000
kek
>>
Will HOI4 even be in the archive or have we given up entirely?
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>>144577104
>Argentina has more jews than Germany and as many as Russia
epic
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>>144577318
>we
>others autists opinions somehow affects you
cuck
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>>144575698
You mean that if, let's say, I need to move divisions from India to Singapore ASAP and I still have a land connection I'm fully cucked and they'll have to march all the way there?
Welp. I'm not even gonna torrent this piece of shit game.
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>>144577318
The memers will likely try to push it to another thread due to autism
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Misc Campaign Guy (ID: !cC72p18tTg)
2016-06-06 01:12:19
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>>144576817
Here's the decision, it's pretty barebones
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>>144577375
pls stop tell the goy my white friend
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>>144577407
>>144577502
not an answer
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>>144567385
The original eternal anglo memer (literally a t*rk in germany) used him as such. Also used Churchill, Russell Brand, and some inbred fuck on Jeremy Kyle, but Mosley stuck.
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>>144575121
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>>144577750
>Norwegians in Brazil
what memery is this
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Glad that the entirity of South America is governed by one Fat hispanic man and that Paradox couldnt strain the art budget to get a second or third leader image
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>>144577510
Thanks for the update, see you again in 5 months
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>>144574697
t. Paradox PR
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WEW
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>>144577824
HaHa where did you find this one?
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>>144577980
Portraits DLC goy
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>>144577948
>more Norwegians in the US than Norway
WE
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Shit it's been leaked lads
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>>144577824
Fixed text
>>144578080I-I just made it...
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>>144577948
didn't mean to quote tbvh
>over 3 quarters of a million Belarusians in the US
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>>144577980
DLC's, son.
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>>144578180
link me up
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>>144578225
I really really really like this image
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So apparently Arumba got trolled by his own HoI4 stream for being inept and experienced some fanny flustering. Anyone see it go down?
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>>144578180
What the fuck are you waiting for nigger.
Post the cock sucking link.
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>>144578225
Damn, I'm a fucking failure. Now.
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>>144578391
he tried to fight through the maginot line then cross the alps instead of go though belgium like a retard
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>>144578226
>If you have 1 grandparent you're counted as Belarussian
>The same person who has 1 belarrusian grandparent and 1 nowegian grandparent will be counted as a Belarussian on this list and a Norwegian on the other list
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>>144578391
Did he kill his kid in a fit of rage?
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>>144578180
Post the link, you lying memer.
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Why do they like Thailand so much?
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>>144578180
sure :^)
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>>144578103
VAS FRIDOM N SHIET
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>>144578391
What did he do?
Did he cry about how mean they were to him?
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>>144578391
>Anyone see it go down?
Yeah. He started kicking his kid because of anger on stream.
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>>144578359
>>144578436
>>144578537
>>144578568
Can't post because it says the link is spam
Here's a webm of my typing in the URL and then opening the game window to prove it
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463286227966.webm
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>>144578053
HMS "Indomitable"
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>>144578391
It ended with him declaring that 'i just won ww2' despite the fact that the USSR and the UK still existed. But he memed the USA with a Fascist coup (which he is doing again in his Germany videos) so it was easy
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>>144578631
>>144578536
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/appalling-display-of-the-fans.941086/
People said mean things to him on the interweeb
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>>144578650
noice
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>>144578650
Better than HoI4 tbhfam
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>>144578650
Don't click it's a virus
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>>144578485
If it's anything like hoi3 going through the Maginot is good for farming leader experience
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>>144578650
Hahahaa, nice one lad.
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>>144578359
>>144578436
>>144578537
>>144578568
http://www.torrentdownload.on.zoy.org/7b5bfc998a55%Hearts-of-Iron-4-Leak/
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>>144578053
>single DD isnt a single ship but whole flotilla
hoi3 was moronic tb h
with plane squadrons it was understandable
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>>144578650
honestly better than HOI4
>>
What's this mana thing in HoI4 you guys talking about? I've not been up to date
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>>144578556
>yfw out of every 3 non-blacks in Angola, 1 is a Chink
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>>144578912
in addition to Führer-mana there is also Wehrmacht-mana
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>>144578650:^)
>>144578739
>The fans/community/hyped people have completely ruined the game for themselves by over analyzing things that shouldn't even matter.
>over analyzing things that shouldn't even matter.
Yeah, like an idiotic supply system to begin. That definetely shouldn't matter.
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>>144578912
You spend 150 führer mana to change ideology to your own country or 1 each month to change it in another country
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>>144578885
thanks senpai
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>>144579041
>>144579079
>not just cheating to circumvent the stupider uses of mana
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>>144574482
It's good for showfags or people who only care about the lightest dustings of story
If you're a grizzled bookfag with over 300 confirmed theories then you're gonna get bored quick
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>>144578912
want to add brigades to your division? better rev up that star mana
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>>144578885
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/144467781/#144473650
jej
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>>144578885
thanks me lad
at family reunion so im gonna dl it on my daughters laptop and copy it over
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>>144578885
Confirmed legit.
Thanks based anon.
>>
Anyone else willing to give HoI IV a try and wait for mods if it ends up playing that bad?
I mean, HoI III is my bae, so I don't want to believe paradox would fuck it up that bad.
>>
YOU LITERALLY JUST DRAW THE LINES
YOU L I T E T A L L Y JUST DRAW THE FUCKING LINES
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>>144578912
ignore them and buy the game
they're just idiotic autists who don't realize that there's literally no difference between v2's diplo"mana" and hoi4's diplo"mana"
hoi4 is actually more complex than victoria 2 and has deep and rewarding faction and military systems
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>UK single handily pushing back Germany, Italy, Hungary, Romania and my few Greek divisions in Egypt
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>>144578556
>nearly a full 1% of the US population is Chinese
geez
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>>144579497
id rather chinks than nigs to be honest with you family
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>>144578650
fapped
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>tfw Johan uploads a virus and names it 'Hoi4 game' to destroy those who stole from him
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>>144579413
Anyone who isn't going to give hoi4 a chance and is just gonna listen to the memes is a retard
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>>144579680
Punished Johan
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>>144579576
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
A shame mods never cared about /vg/ except in the cases of tits.
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>>144579680
based Johan
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>>144579680
>yfw Johan uploads literal child porn with the name HOI IV on piratebay
>>
filenameIrelad
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So, Ho4 is going to be shit? Ive never played ho3.
what do you guys think.
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>>144579778
Imagine if they all moved back to Ireland.
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>>144579835
Yes
You just draw the lines
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>>144579778
>Ireland calls itself Ireland
>Is only just the 4th most Irish country
How is this allowed
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>>144579835
the designers are literal teenagers
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>>144568038
>>144568325
>>144574790
Podcat is based
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>>144579835
>The HO3 is the most widely available policy form and is generally the minimum coverage requirement when obtaining a mortgage. It covers a broad range of property types, but offers a more limited coverage for your personal belongings as detailed below: HO3. HO5. Dwelling Coverage Type.
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>>144579413
I will, I'm just going to pirate it first anyway so I don't lose anything but time.
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>>144579778
>"Irish" Americans
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>>144579756
>YoYohan "The Man" Andersson uploads a virus'd HOI4 to piratebay that fills your HDD with CP and automatically sends a tip to the FBI
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>>144579906
We might just fix our economy if they arent lazy gits.
>>144579917
t. Perfidious Albion
>>144580018
Plastics are hilarious mate.
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>>144579910
>>144579921
for real? i had high expectatives for Hoi4, even after stellaris turned out to be hollow shit.
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>>144580072
>Ireland claims to rightfully be Ireland and should have control over Ireland
>The UK has way more Irish people
Should be illegal under the trades description act
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>>144579917
>How is this allowed
Americlaps massively exaggerate their "exotic" heritage (which as hard as it is to believe, includes "Irish") and understate their English heritage because it's seen as boring. I can assure you that all of those numbers are exaggerated in the extreme.
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>>144580178
Yes
You LITERALLY just draw the lines
Pirate it and take over the world in 6 years as Bhutan
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>>144580178
t. Parashooters
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>>144580250
Remember when they said you wouldn't be able to do it.
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>>144580250
press bhurtan to win lol
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>>144580236
this
literally everyone is either Irish or Cherokee, or both.
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>>144577989
Don't worry lad, this time I don't plan on suddenly disappearing, I want to get at least this mod done.
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>>144580250
>Being surprised a paradox game is buggy and full of exploits at release
This is how I know you're new
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>>144580236
B-but my grand grand mothers father was irish that means I'm irish too!
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>>144580419
>a game being buggy and full of exploits is okay because that's how it always is
This is how I know you're from reddit
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>>144580419
What's that turkish tea event?
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>>144580376
My name is Sitting Potato.
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Johan here, please report this thread;
>>>/v/340111935
thanks
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>>144579631
why is Johan a math major in that pic?
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>>144580493
I hope you enjoy experiencing your first grand strategy release day rebbit
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>>144580593
He's not a math major he's ajewmajor
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>>144580718
was his starting salary 300k and does he have a Ph.d?
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>>144580796
His starting salary was 6m and he has a PhD in Holocaust Studies
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>>144580796
His salary is 6 gorillion and he had a great grandma in auschwitz.
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>>144575839
Don't bully mom
>>
>>144580889
>>144580897
Nice raid discord fags
>>
>>144580889
>>144580897
OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>144575968
Korean zombie desk car?
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>>144580889
>>144580897
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>>144581001
>oy vey gevalt it can't be possible this many people hate he chosen people
>yes I know they're neo-nazis part of the shitposter group
>THEY'RE JUST BIGOTED SHITPOSTERS NOBODY HATES THE CHOSEN PEOPLE
t. R&I
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>>144581195
Why are you crying and getting so angry about me calling you out for tired old shitposting
>Look ma I posted it again xDD
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ARE THESE BORDERS ACCEPTABLE
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>>144579680
>>
How many of you niggers actually pre ordered HOI IV?
I wanna know how disgusting is this general is going to be by the time i come back tomorrow afternoon .
>>
The jews thing gets old after a while guys, it's the very reason we have /pol/.
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>>144581337
Johan is based
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>>144581195
dumb sperg
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>>144581330
I puked a little
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>>144581293
>no periods
sup report and ignore autist
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>>144581427
If you think people aren't going to want to post about a new game on /paradoxgeneral/ there's no point in your coming here maybe you'd prefer reddit.com/r/eu4
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>>144581438
this
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
i mean COME ON it's TWENTY SIXTEEN goys!
>>
>>144581427
Spent some of my student grant on a preorder lad. Need to support Johan
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>>144581543
They're called full stops you south american retard I bet you use a comma instead of a decimal point too
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>>144581484
oh shit some virgin white boy called me a name while seething in anger that his reports haven't gotten me unjustly banned (i really dindu nuffin fo real famalam) i am OVER time to go kill myself LMAO jus kiddin haha fuckin white boys be all like "u a nigger", "u a sperg" i be all "fo realz son haha cyka (cuck yourself kid ayy)"
i mean just hahaha fukin epic kid
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>>144581596
>there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
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Who should I play as /gsg/?
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>>144567625
I should not have gone looking for that thread as someone who thinks HoI4 is looking like a mobile arcade version of HoI3.I liked the OOB
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>>144581928
Play as a Save for Web -> JPG button
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>>144581928
Vampire Counts
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>>144581928
Lord uninstall the 3rd
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>>144581928
Play as not-Jerusalem
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>>144581928
what the fuck is this
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It's always funny to see newposters try so hard to fit in.
Would bet they weren't even here before this board was made.
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>>144581928
skaven
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>>144582067
Hello steamgroup
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>>144581978
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>>144582136
treddit
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>>144582009
*hands you a vegemite sandwich*
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>>144582067
>Would bet they weren't even here before this board was made.
Here's your (You)
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>>144582154
Well fuck no more drm free games :(
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>>144582154
DONT CLICK, VIRUS...
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>>144567923
You still need to micromanage, the AI isn't 100% Fool proof.
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>>144582154
based denuvo
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would making factories require paper as a maintenance good make sense?
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Arumba is gonna go hungry tonight
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>14 hours left
>Shitposting levels reaching critical mass
I think I'm just going to play Sakura Dungeon and watch movies until 4am then sleep until 11:45
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http://poal.me/oitt6b
http://poal.me/oitt6b
http://poal.me/oitt6b
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>>144582306
The AI is fucking retarded and needs constant supervision
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>>144582127
How do Skaven work now?
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>>144582257
Here in reference to 4chan, silly.
But, lets prove it then.
Why, specifically, was /vg/ created?
There is an answer to this.
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>>144582396
Based YouTube
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>>144582396
KEK.
Literally thought police tier bullshit right here.
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>>144570307
Racist fuck
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>>144582458
I'm confused. Do you people want to do all the work, or have the AI do all the work? I'm getting mixed messages here.
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>>144582396
>Not doing it for any Comintern members so the wealth can be spread equally throughout Youtube.
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>>144582154
>BIoghost
senpai you will never fool someone with serif font
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Who should I play?
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>>144582665
I don't want AI, but seeing as they implemented one it should at least work
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>>144582665
Autists here like to pretend they lack to manage everything down to the contents of a garrison boy's shoulderbag,
In reality, they would complain the game is unplayable.
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>>144582465
They have a separate "island" that can only be reached through "tunnels". Succession is determined by buying breeders. Honestly just spend <30 min as a shaven and you'll easily find out.
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>the pope himself is jewish
What did he mean by this?
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>>144580556
Underrated post.
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>>144582839
t. Johan
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Are there any mods that tone down MemeU4's graphics? The game chugs like hell and is really painful to play on this desktop for some reason unless I turn off terrain in settings
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>>144582059
Geheimnisnacht, a mod that converts CK2 to Warhammer Fantasy Battles. AKA epic dark fantasy in not!Earth.
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I'm trying to form Yugoslavia in HPM but I can't seem to find a reliable way to get my cores off the Ottomans, let alone Austria. Russia is often my only ally and he always gets stomped by Prussia before I can use him. My pops are fucking dumb and so can't be used in industry until ~1970 (focusing on education, Dawinism etc). I see some guides mention allying with Austria first but they wont bite. And the Turkroaches often ally GB or France, who rape everyone.
Is there another way I should be going about this (prestige spam or some unlikely ally) or do I just need to git gud?
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>>144582665
Depends. Usually manual unless It's Eastern Front-tier autism. Then just manual until the enemy's lines are disrupted/confused, then switch your army groups to ai control.
Still, if you're playing France/the UK and have spare manpower, put everything on attacking ai the second the Soviets invade so you can beeline to Berlin as fast as possible.
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>>144582839
>watching the AI play a video game
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>build liquor factories
What did he mean by this?
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>>144583212
Try that flat political map mod, I forget its name. It removes shadows iirc
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>>144583265
Getting good is the best way
Prestige spam is a good way of doing it too. Sphering eliminates the need for violence
Get some treaty ports form china for some mad dosh, get educaiton techs and encourage clergym until 4%. Literacy should be a priority
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Is SuperPower 2 a GSG?
Does anyone even play it?
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>>144583367
Thanks anon, just have to find a way to rip steam mods without an account
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>>144583446
>>144583265
I should mention I'm trying this as Serbia, and so are landlocked for basically the whole game. Treaty ports are a bit of a no go (unless I'm missing something)
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>>144583621
Then wait until the Oriental Crises ends and get on the good side of Russia. Pray for them to sphere you then attack for Bosnia, which will give you a port.
But playing Serbia depends heavily on luck and Russia collaborating
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>>144583837
That's what I'm starting to notice. Fucking Russians lost to congressional poland in my last game, it was embarrassing
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>>144583245
The person that created that map lacks some serious fantasy lmao
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>>144583580
Just search up "steamworkshopdownloader"
I remember it wouldn't always work and I'd have to do some fuckery with editing a path in the .mod file, but it's been so long I can't remember very well, sorry.
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How many more hours til HOI4
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>>144584015
That's GW for you.
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>>144584132
13
HOURS
32
MINUTES
13
SECONDS
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>>144584227
based updateposter
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>>144574551
t. Field Marshal "You see that pixelated avatar? It comes from an older game, which proves I'm not a newfag" Dalwin
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>>144584227
Great I won't be able to play it for a week then.
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Based Johan
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>>144574697
I'm a filthy casual who couldn't manage to get into dh or hoi3. to be fair I didn't try super hard, but I did go through the tutorials and attempt a game
there are two things that seem off with hoi4 to me. the first is that disgusting map. my autism isn't as tickled by things like the uk being too far away from france and all that stuff, but I absolutely hate that transparent political map mode
the other is just the fact that the ai seems braindead. the world tension thing isn't bad in theory, but it seems they put that in there so they didn't have to fix their ai not responding to threatening enemies. just watch ddrjake's el salvador videos
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>>144584417
Strait when?
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>>144583265
Although a bit gamey, you may start the game as Russia, beat the shit out of the Ottos and release all Serbia's cores. Then start building your country from there and try to get in Germany's sphere, which will guarantee kicking Austria's ass. Once you claim the Greater Serbia cores, it should go easier.
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>>144584579
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>>144582375
But really, paper seems really underdemanded and this seems like a good idea.
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Paradox plaza repost for those who are not autistic enough to brave that place
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>>144582375
>>144584912
"no" that's fucking stupid.
Paper should be a need for bureaucrats, aristocrats, and clerks and a luxury need for some of the others.
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Does the norse rulers of Normandy have to be independent for them to become Normans?
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>>144585224
Why is it stupid? You definitely need paper to run a factory.
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Why is there no monarchist ideology in Hoi4?
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>>144585374
Not in 1890 you retard
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>>144585374
The people who run the factory need paper, the factory doesn't need paper. Having paper as a need for clerks and craftsmen makes more sense than having it be a factory input.
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>>144585153
>17801 preorders
you got proofs?
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>>144585432
Wait for the DLC goy
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>>144585432
It's called "Non-Alligned" :^)
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>>144581928
Just go play Warhammer total war
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>hear about the dumbed down gameplay in HOI4
>don't believe it
>it has to be exaggerated
>go on twitch to see how the game is being played out
>people are literally drawing fucking lines from their armies to enemy capitals
>a single fucking line
HOLY SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK
I ALREADY PREORDERED WHAT DO I DO
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>>144585640
Refund?
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>>144585432
if u got the marshall edition you'll get monarchist ideology in your complimentary DLC :)
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>>144585432
Why put it in when you can sell it as dlc!
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>>144585519
It's not an input, it's used to make the factory more efficient.
>>144585505
Are you implying factory management didn't use paper every day?
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>>144585505
People have been using paper in Europe to keep track of what they produced and transactions and such since the fucking renaissance you Mongoloid
>>144585519
This somewhat makes sense but my problem with it is that having poor clerks who can't get paper only affects the clerks and their happiness. A factory irl needs to provide paper to record things, which is done by the clerks. In game the factory is unaffected by a lack of paper, it just upsets clerks.
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>>144582478
Because /v/ was being flooded with "general" threads. /gsg/ began on /v/ and then migrated over with the others.
/gsg/ is more shit now
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>>144585432
mods will fix it :^)
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>>144585640
>literally everyfuckingbody except for memers saying since 2014 that HOI4 will literally be drawing a line to the enemy capital and blobbing
>nobody listened
You get what you pay for goy.
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>>144585640
If you're really that retarded to believe that's all that you need to do, I have a few premium swamp lands to sell you.
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>>144585640
I have nice bridge for sale.
Cheap price, half free.
Best occasion.
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>>144585850
If paper is a life good and not luxury they'll demote.
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>>144585851
No, generals were always on /v/, but there's a specific one that created /vg/.
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>11pm
>already getting tired
I'm trying to stay up until late so I can wake up right when thetorrentdrops
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>>144585640
>>don't believe it
Why?
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>>144585996
Good thing it's an everyday need then.
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>>144586034
Grandoise Shitposting Generalis?
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>>144586034
Katawa Shoujo? I'm pretty sure it was them.
And no, the generals weren't "always on /v/", I think the first ones came about in early 2010, but definitely not earlier than 2008.
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>>144585640
Buy another copy and give it to another anon so we can discuss it with you.
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>>144585640
>preordering games
>ever
nigga what
I don't care how much you love the other games in the series or trust the developers. never preorder a game
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>>144586156
>Katawa Shoujo? I'm pretty sure it was them.
Congrats, you're one of the few posters here from before 2012.
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>>144586156
Someday, somewhere there will be a tenured university professor who's research focus is unironically on 4chan history and culture
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>>144586061
It's 12 hours til the game releases and couple more til the you'll get a torrent.
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>>144586258
>a couple more
lmao more like literally 5 minutes
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>>144586258
>couple more til the you'll get a torrent.
I was installing Stellaris from my private tracker before buyfags were done unpacking it from steam.
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>>144586241
Hey, remember how we used to hate on Death and Taxes? That was fun! :^)
Also I started playing grand strat games with Svea Rike 1, I've been a Paracuck since before they were called Paradox, and before their games were in English.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRXgWfSPstk
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>>144586253
Some faggot from /fit/ did a master's thesis on memes.
Not even joking.
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>>144586156
katawa shoujo was on /b/ until they somewhat recently got kicked off by the tyrant mods. I think they migrated after enough wanted to post lewds, but then they were forced back.
don't ask how I know this
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>>144586451
>dinosaurs in texas
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>>144586476
>katawa shoujo was on /b/
That's only within the last few years.
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>>144582526
>youre not attracted to every race
Go fuck an abbo
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We had a good run lads, but seriously, I think we should give up whilst we are ahead.
HOI4 is going to kill this general, but don't let it be one (1) autist who ruins it.
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Portraits just keep getting better, emptying my wallet as we speak.
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Terrible idea time: more music playlists for GSG, this time split up by year and nation of origin.
Early periods such as CK2 and the First half of EU4 will probably have playlists covering 50-100 year blocks, and only a few countries. Later periods could be shorter blocks and contain more countries.
Video: Relevant weird music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EU0ISo996A
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>>144585582
Its really 6 million pre orders, but the neo nazis are asking for proof so thee truth cant come out
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>>144586767
Not memeing right now but
why does he wear the mask?
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>>144586718
how will HOI4 kill the general?
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Has anyone done a EU4-V2 Charels the 12th run? Was it any good?
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>>144586891
No one cared who he was before he put it on.
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>>144586921
Grand Strategy games will be flooded out by all the casuals
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>>144586891
he's a big guy
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>>144586921
If the steamgruppe/discord sides with the wrong thread autist, we are truly lost
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>>144587104
Guys lets talk about the best new GSGSTELLARIS.
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>>144586718
I don't think so. even though it's been simplified from hoi3, I think it' still too autistic for the average steam user to stumble upon it and think it's interesting
stellaris is much more appealing to the average person than a wargame is
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>>144586891
Leper
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>>144587205
The mid game is crap, there is no diplomacy, and late game unless you got fucking huge youre gridlocked by unbreakable alliances. The AI never lets go of an alliance. All that plus if you are on the other side of a crisis, say good bye to the game, youre fucked mate.
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>>144587205
It has their own general
>>144533989
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>>144587367
>Easiest GSG of all time was too hard for him
Lmao
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>>144587460
Fuck off
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>>144587205
It aint grand strategy mang.
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>>144586891
>not knowing Baldwin IV
kids these days
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Is HPM here? I ran into some problems trying to add Druze to the game
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I don't want the Iron Throne
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>>144587486
Its not too hard, I can easily wipe it, but some games you just want to relax. If you dont go big, the federations will wipe you, with their much easier building of ships. Fallen empires are easy to beat, so no problem there. Crisises are so bad they took one of them out of the game because it broke it. AI rebellion is taking the already cheating that paradox gives to their AI on harder difficulties and boosting it by another half of the base. That demension thing is best tech ships, swarming, so if you dont catch it early its over, and wit how federations are, you cant go to the other side of the galaxy if you have it on 1k stars, and anything less then that is just lacking.
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>>144574697
I bought into the /gsg/ memes, but then I watched the streams for the past several days and found the game is gonna be fun as fuck.
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How easy is it to grab land during the thiry years war? I want to take my rightful clay from Liege but I'm not sure if I should join the protestant league or hope that Austria takes a massive beating in the war and won't answer their call to arms.
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>>144588046
>why not both
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>>144587794
After 1.1 Crisises get owned by AI all the time.
Also game lacks everything. Its just skeleton of the game.
I bet it was just quick project made of by interns for some quick cash before HoI and nobody in Parasucks expected tat it will be success.
Wonder if they pull another Sengoku on this. Both are on S.
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>>144588217
Well I don't want to occupy them in the thirty years war only to get cucked by the union leader offering peace and forcing me into a truce.
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>>144588046
just join it, it's a fun war
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>Paradox are dumb faggots and aren't releasing the game until noon EST
Who the fuck does that?
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>>144588046
You should always join whatever side your religion is
Deus vult
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Great game
This was for taking one province in the independence war from Burgundy btw
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>>144588996
>tfw I wake at noon
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>>144588996
Who are you quoting?
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>>144589109
git gud
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>>144589204
As do I but that's not the point, I also am awake at midnight.
>>144589208
Nice meme
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Will hoi4 stuff be posted here?
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Downloading pic related now andnot going to buy or pirates memes of iron 4
Where should I start? Is France a fun nation to get roflstomped a few times to learn mechanics? I've tried learning this before and it was overwhelming, even though I learned and play DW:U with no automation
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>>144589428
no, its not v2, and is for casuals, get your own board
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>>144589428
Can't you read the OP image?
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>>144589527
Finland, learn the economy first. By the time youre Rolf Stomped by the USSR, unless you joined them, you should be set to learn war, in which case Germany or the Ussr for that.
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>>144589527
Play Darkest Hour instead
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>>144589527
Germany is usually the best since you get to learn everything and you are pretty powerful but some people can feel overwhelmed
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Misc Campaign Guy (ID: !cC72p18tTg)
2016-06-06 03:32:59
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>>144587685
Fixed it
I'm not too happy with the symbol, but it will work for now. I'll try to add Alawites next, and that will be the end of it unless my next autistic idea for this mod works.
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>>144589527
Darkest Hour is better, especially if you're not autistic
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>>144589537
Fuck off papa smurf
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ONLY 4 DAYS REMAIN LADS
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HOI games would be a lot better if they at least bothered to give the majors differentiated units.
Been a long time since I played it but IIRC HOI2 gave fighters and tanks etc country-appropriate names even if they were still all the same units in practice
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>>144589879
Thanks HOI4 update guy
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>>144589662
Why Finland and not France?
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>scheduled for 10 hour shifts all week
>will literally only have 2 hours a day to spend playing this shit game until the weekend
FUCk IT I WANT TO BE NEET LOSER ALREADY
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>>144590013
Small country, good economy, option to stay out of the wars until Germany declares war on the USSR, so you wont have a need for industry. just try to see how well you can retrade things for better deals. At certain points the USSR will trade way under compared to everyone else, and if you keep the diplomacy up you can feed Germany what they need and help out.
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>>144590110
I know that feel bro, also due to timezones I will be at work when it releases
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>>144590110
what's stopping you
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>>144589291
Greentexting is for quoting, or at least it used to be, until you faggots came along.
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>>144590110
>HOI4 is released in ~11 hours &25 mins
>tfw will be home from_work_in order topirateit.
feels good man.
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>>144590110
walk in front of a bus, instant neet status.
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>>144590230
>you faggots came along
Yeah, all the way 10 years ago.
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Mod to replace leader portraits with Anime versions when!?
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>>144590379
Mod to replace leader portraits withfurryversions when!?
kys
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>>144590528
>not anime version
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>>144590379
Fuck off /r9k/
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>>144590861
I have an obligation to give your conspiracy a grain of salt.
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>>144589817
Are you the guy who was making all that flavor for the Balkans? If so I haven't seen you in ages, how's the mod going?
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>>144589817
Tell me what icons you need and I'll try my best to make them look good in game.
Give me a resolution for the end result, too.
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>>144585640
>I saw a twitch streamer do a thing, that must be all there is to it!
I think....this might be your first Grand Strategy game?
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Seeing as HOI4 is shit,
What are the recommended mods for Darkest Hour other than Kaiserreich
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Why has the thread slowed down so much? Are Euros asleep?
Also ~12 FUCKING HOURS BOYS
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>>144591885
we are having >fun in the discord group
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>>144591885
It's 6am in Europe so yes
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>>144589940
On a similar note, it's really infuriating how many people wave off immersion (or just basic accuracy) complaints by saying none of it matters, it's just a game, blah blah. If you aren't going to bother putting in the minimal amount of effort required to at least have accurate unit types then why even bother setting it in WW2?
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/war-machinery-is-complete-fantasy-which-breaks-immersion.941274/
The most frustrating part is that in today's times it really would not be that hard even for someone who knows nothing about WW2 technology and equipment to just do basic research. There is no excuse for it. It's staggering laziness.
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>>144591953
Oh. Sleep tight Euros.
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Misc Campaign Guy (ID: !cC72p18tTg)
2016-06-06 04:02:18
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>>144591046
Unfortunately, yes
It's actually going really good, I lost interest in it the first time and when I tried to pick it up again a couple months ago I was absolute shit at modding from not doing it so long. Finally, I'm at a level where I can start it again, so I'm going to do my best on it.
>>144591209
Thanks lad, I don't think you're going to have much luck with Druze though.
If you could find symbols for ba'athism and a better symbol then the one I have right now for Alawites then that would solve all my problems.
>>144591750
There's a fallout meme mod thats bretty good desu senpai
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Jesus christ the banter
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>>144592156
Oh shit my workaround for the filter is gone
baka
desu
senpai
cuck
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>>144592310
Smh desu senpai and what's the last one ?
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>>144592386
baka
The last one actually worked, it should say cuck
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>>144591885
>>144591953
>>144592083
Some of us are still here
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What happened to arumba, why did he get darker eyes and change his username? Was last stream that bad, but he really seems happy now.
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>>144592292
based Peter
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>>144592523
Go to bed, lad.
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>>144592156
Would you consider including Anglican in the mod as well? It has different origins from Luther's reformation, retained many Catholic traditions and is considered by many to be neither Protestant or Catholic.
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>Going to restore democracy to Germany
>Going to war fascist italy for South Tyrol and Trieste
>Going to war Japan to reclaim the Pacific colonies.
>Going to join the Allies so we can curb-stomp the Soviet Union
What's going to be your first majorly ahistorical HOI4 run, lads?
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>>144592310
Smh Tbh Senpai
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>>144592592
>facecaming hoi4
why
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>>144592292
Ban imminent
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Anyone bought the game on green man gaming? Do you get the preorders bonus? Do they give you the key right away or on release?
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>>144592748
everyone facecams on twitch.
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>>144592310
>>144592386
>>144592508
cuck hasn't been filtered in ages you fucking cucks
also the day 4chan started using memefilters is the day it started dyingrip 4chan 2003-2008
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>>144592508
Oh wait, cuck doesn't turn into kek anymore, I've been doing extra work for nothing
>>144592673
Sure lad, I'll see what I can do
>>144592702
When is the word filter meme going to end?
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>>144586156
It was Biodrones that started the trend of generals on /v/ with Mass Effect 2. They were bragging about how they were able to keep up 100 or so continuous threads and had an OP full of folders with artwork of all the characters, it was utterly autistic. The mods banned them for a while because they were stupid as fuck but then they were eventually allowed to stay. Then a LoL general started up and /gsg/ was forced off /int/ and onto /v/ by the autistic Algerian janitor who also banned any thread that mentioned Israel in any circumstances, even by Israelis. Soon enough /v/ was flooded with generals and /vg/ was created.
Mass Effect 2 was released in January 2010 so you're right about the timing. To this day I don't know how I feel about /vg/ because I've never looked into any thread for any game I don't know of on this board. I never would have found grand strategy games if /vg/ had always existed.
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>>144592693
Curbstomp Europe into the ground before the US can step on land as the USSR >>144592693
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>>144592870
KEK in all caps might still be filtered
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>>144592825
I got a key when I bought it and now it appears in my library
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So is the game out at midnight orrr?
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>>144592882
>When is the word filter meme going to end?
gookmoot doesn't give a shit about 4chan lad
he's trying to turn it into a reddit colony so he can sell it to facebook for mad profitsI would do the same money is everything OY VEY
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>>144592693
Waiting for the inevitable Willy mod and then doing that.
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>>144592693
>Fascist USA
>Lend lease Italy and Japan
>Remain neutral till the Soviet Union is on the verge of collapse.
>Invade Russia from Siberia.
>After Russia is done, invade all of UK's remaining colonies especially Canada.
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>>144592991
noon eastern US
I think
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>>144592853
This is why I watch Vinesauce streams, the focus is on what matters, not a shitty personality.
>>144592592
>Watching Arumba 'F in History' Streams
I'll admit that I watched his first stream but that invasion attempt on France through the FUCKING ITALIAN ALPS really triggered my autism.
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What does this general think of the good known as "Liquor"?
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>>144592693
>fascist somalia
>annex sweden
>SWEDEN YES
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>>144592673
Hey wait a minute, before I do this, has HPM already been asked this?
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>>144592693
>Axis Greece
>Alexander Borders
Actually is Macedonia releasable?
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>>144593168
It's easily my favorite meme on all of 4chan.
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>>144593226
How many arrows do you think Alexander drew?
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>>144592693
Select a non-major country.
Look up the borders for 'greater versions' of them.
Make them greater.
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>>144592693
I'm going to annex Poland as Japan.
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>>144592693
FUCK OFF PARADRONES, WE KNOW IT'S YOU
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So I figure this is probably the least worst place to ask, hopefully someone here has played this.
How do you get the most fun out of this game, or others in the same series? I've been starting as random minor characters at the Yellow Turbans period, to do the CKII thing and work my way to becoming reigning warlord of the land, but it's been kind of samey, and I get the feeling I'm missing out on a lot of flavor.
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>>144593171
There is no Somalia there's just Italian, French and British colonies.
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>>144592991
11 more hours
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>>144593192
I don't think so, I've never asked him myself.
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>>144593268
Just the one down India
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>>144592693
Japan for sure, laddy.
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>>144592693
I'm going to annex USA as haiti
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>>144592693
Democracy needs high tension to declare war on other nations. Without Germany creating tension, you can't declare war on Italy.
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>>144593536
You can use mana to create tension retard.
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>>144592156
What resolution do you want the icons in, so you can piece them together?
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>>144593423
Okay, forgive me for being paranoid, but since the eventual goal is integration into HPM I didn't want to put something in he already denied.
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>>144592693
Can't you do all of these things as Fascist or communist? Because a democratic Germany would really lower world tension.
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>>144578536
He wouldn't do something like that
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>>144593738
LAD YOU CAN CREATE TENSION WITH MANA
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>>144593625
The standard religion icon is 32x32, but if you want to have an enlarged version I can minimize it myself
>>144593631
Also, the mod will have a standalone version as well.
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>>144593536
Can't I just wait for Italy to invade Greece or something so I can just hop in the war and get a few territories at the peace table?
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>>144593810
Respectfully Disagree
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I heard Arumba caught his wife's mulatto son having sex with her in his bedroom and killed his wife and castrated her son with his bare hands.
Is this true?
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>>144593838
To clarify, the icon should fit into a 32x32 space, it doesn't have to be that big
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Finally did it guise
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>>144593937
idktbqhm8
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>>144593831
No you can't, what sense does that even make?
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>>144593950
Thank G-d. I thought all this fake discussion was for nought.
Johan, I want a raise.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>144578391
I had to stop watching because it was pretty bad, but I saw the main bit. twitch chat was being its normal cancerous self spouting epic salt memes at 2000kph. within that there were people legitimately trying to help him out and pointing out his mistakes, he focused on the twitch memers like a rookie, got fed up and made the chat sub only
then he continued to make tactical errors but still managed to win. I had left by then because he was really bad
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>>144593937
No
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region and goals?
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>>144592693
Jerry detected. You have to pay reparations even if holocaust didn't happen.
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>>144594026
You literally can
You can spend temple mana to increase tension
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>>144594116
I want to flirt with his wife in front of him
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>>144594116
he got cucked
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I equate the anti pre-CK2 games memers the same as anti-western culture Jews.
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Anyone have the arumba stream where he gets angry and turns the chat only sub-mode?
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>>144594152
HRE vassal in italiums
generate gross italiums into the
>holy
>roman
>empire
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>>144594152
be the cum mans
conquer the black and caspian seas
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I legitimately feel sad for arumba
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>>144594116
Those are the children of another man.
The only reason Arumba got married is because he's a pedophile, he got divorced because his wife caught him fucking her daughter.
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>>144594152
>HRE
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>>144594152
Pechenegs
Invade Germany
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>>144594447
Why?
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>>144594152
>Muslim merchant republics
Is this historically accurate?
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>>144594663
He has lukemia
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>>144594461
That seems quite speculative.
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>Johann makes a post
>ask him if he'll ever fix Japan
>he deletes his post
luckily, he doesn't know how his own website works, but why would he even delete this??
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>>144594152
Harald Hadrade, King of Norway
Conquer England and beat back the Normans. Make sure the rest of England becomes Nordic English. Either replace the Anglo-Saxon nobles with Norwegian/Anglo-Norse, or convert them to your culture.
Get a Norwegian Yngling on the throne of Jerusalem once the Crusades come about.
Basically, spread Norwegian culture as much as you can in places that make sense.
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When's the guide for each country's best place to point your arrow gonna be out lads?
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>>144595170
As soon as you donate to Jake's patreon.
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>>144594971
Johan is FINISHED
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>>144594923
Arumba you can run from the truth but you can't hide.
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>>144595314
no onii-san, trust me
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>>144594971
>EVP Game Development
what did he mean by this?
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>>144594663
He seems like a very fragile person.
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>>144595252
>>144594971
nvm their forums are just a piece of shit
he didn't delete it
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>>144595442
based Johan vindicated
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>>144595669
>Johan
>based
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>>144595731
t. wiz
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>>144595838
t. johann
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>>144595731
>Johan
>Implying he's the Big Jew/a Jewish cooperator who wants to steal the goyim's shekels left and right without remorse
>Implying he isn't an autist like you and me who's just been gagged and conditioned from years of being in the Company and being hounded by Wester
>Implying Wester isn't the Big Jew who pushes for DLC, MP-orientated gameplay and casualization
Johan still plays EU2 occasionally for Christ's sake
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Trying to revive Israel as the duke of Axum, had some hiccups along the way but everything is ok now. Well was. Egypt is getting bigger which is scarring me. Dont know if I should wait until levies are fully replenished, by a merc gang and holy war them to knock them down a peg or keep conquering the Christians. Also why arent my rabbis converting the goym?
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>>144596185
>Jews
>bad
pls
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>>144586451
JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY
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>>144596276
this
jews are the most based race
/pol/ kill urselfs
did jews do slavery?
did jews kill 6 million innocents?
did jews subjugate countries with imperialism and tyranny?
whites are the true evil, wake the fuck up
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>>144596375
>>144596317
>>144596276
>>144596195
Who could be behind these posts
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>>144592693
Code Geass meme run.
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>>144596375
>did jews do slavery?
Yes
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>>144596375
>highest population:nobel prize ratio
>greatest thinkers of literally every era since their inception
>despite the west shitting on them for hundreds of years they still contribute massively to society
good guy jews always on the look out for humanity's best interest.
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>>144596375
>did jews subjugate countries with imperialism and tyranny?
>did jews do slavery?
Read the old testament please
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>>144596375
you use the word 'innocents' very liberally
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>>144586891
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>>144596375
>did jews do slavery?
yes
>did jews subjugate countries with imperialism and tyranny?
yes
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>>144596547
>responsible for the communist uprising of Germany
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918%E2%80%9319
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>>144596771
>communism
>bad
JUST
BRAINWASH
ME
SENPAI
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>>144596375
>did jews kill 6 million innocents?
I mean, the actions of a small minority of jews contributed heavily to the deaths of 6 million jewish innocents during ww2.
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>>144596771
communists are the good guys
go back to /r/Drumpf chump
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>>144596821
>communism
>not the worst idea ever made by humans
JUST
CONTRARIAN
MY
SHIT
UP
FAMPAI
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>>144596821
>>144596878
>unironically liking communism
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>>144596860
>victim shaming
you should be ashamed, you are literally everything wrong with the world
saying what you just said is literally rape
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>>144596771
>Look at the leaders of the Free Socialist Republic of Germany
>Jewish lady and Jewish dude
Every fucking time.
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>>144596487
>weeb shit
no thanks
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>>144596915
t. wehraboo
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download link fucking where
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>>144596821
>unironically thinking communism is good
>unironically calling others brainwashed
>>
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
if you keep this up newfags will think you're not shitposting and you'll attract actual faggots
reconsider your life choices
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>>144596195
Don't you need to appoint rabbis with the right religion?
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>>144597030
>jews tried to take control of germany for over 100 years
>a jew now rules germany
pottery
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>>144596946
>>144596915
>Jews in the media are trying to brainwash all of us don't you guys see it?
>Communism is bad man, don't you see how bad they say it is in all the media?
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>>144597105
>all those valid points
???
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>>144592870They filtered "wapanese" to weeaboo in ought five.
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>>144597179
My rabbis are Jewish though. What do you mean I am not following.
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>>144597136
>>144597305
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>>144597407
What does Prussia have to do with hating Communism you dumb fuck?
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>>144596185
t. Johan
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>Want to pre-order HoI4(tm)
>Steam won't load
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>>144597262
Don't let the trump chumps and neo-nazis bother you.
One day we'll use their corpses to fuel the fires of revolution and burn the world to cinders.
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>>144597407
I'd rather look like that guy in your pic than be a communist.
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>it's a /pol/ vs /leftypol/ episode
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>>144597570
It's a sign. And dude, it'll literally be up on all private and public trackers in 12 hours from now.
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>>144597581
>burn the world to cinders.
See this is why no one likes you
>>
why the fuck hasn't it leaked yet? Is it not available boxed in stores tomorrow? Or is the boxed copy just a steam key/disc with encrypted steam-locked content?
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>>144597262
>implying the media portrays communism in a bad light
wew
e
w
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should i pirate hoi4 lads?
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>>144597638
>liking Churchill even if you aren't fascist or communist.
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>>144597713
It's actually just full of shredded newspaper.
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>>144597638
>it's an oldfag /pol/ pretends to be /leftypol/ and baits /pol/ episode
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>>144597638
didn't this guy want to convert to islam
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>>144597262
The media says national socialism is evil far more so I guess that means it must be the best thing ever.
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>>144597713
>Is it not available boxed in stores
Wew, hello 2006
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>>144597879
Islamic Communism, actually.
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>>144597638
t. (((Churchill)))
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>>144597796
>muh 30 gozillion is just a filthy jew lie
>communism and stalin killed 100 trillion people dude, communism is bad
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>>144597879
Yes
He was ahead of his time :^)
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>>144597953
>unironically caring about slavs
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>>144597864
>post a picture on an imageboard
>this means you like what is contained within that picture
>>>/reddit/
>>
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>>144597953
>communism killed 100 trillion people
lad bolshevik jews killed slavs
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>>144598056
>tell something on an imageboard.
>means I directed it at you.
>>>/tumblr.com/
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>>144597581
>>144597581
A new world, free of classes will emerge from those cinders
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>>144598215
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it's all bait
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>>144598280
Why does Johan look like a fat Steve Albini?
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>>144598280
This is the calm before the storm.
Once HOI4 releases you will see a shitstorm unlike anything you have ever witnessed.
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>mfw ideology wars in usa soon
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>>144598419
I doubt it, but there will be a lot of posts about the game
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Hearts of Iron IV might actually release without the press version leaking.
I am honestly impressed.
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>>144598487
I hope it breaks up America into several smaller states.
The only way to fix America.
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blue = shit
red = relevant
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>>144598419
Who /hype/?
I'm hype for the game but probably even more hype for the shitposting tomorrow
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>>144598570
Why?
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>>144598626
t.Bobo
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>>144598647
what's there to be hype about
im honestly curious, the game looks subpar at best
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>>144597638
>implying Churchill wasn't a fucking bastard
also
>all these commies ITT
All of you need to watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnu5uW9No8g
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>>144598626
>kosovo part of serbia
Denial.
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>>144598758
I want to see just HOW shit it is.
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>>144598626
Let me fix that for you.
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Fuck off back to your containment board /pol/
>>
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>>144598594
yes
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>>144598847
Fuck off back to your containment site tumblr
>>
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>>144598795
i thought that documentary was banned from YT
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>>144598795
video is disproved by this, just read it all
http://truthism.com/no really, read ALL of it
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>>144598349
yes
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>>144597850
Would you pirate it in front of Johan?
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>>144571534
>people actually take their politics from their mandatory college sociology class
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>>144598795
>multiculturalism - corpses
>nationalism - no corpses
You didn't study history at your school, I take it?
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>>144599851
what you have to differentiate is that
>multiculturalism - corpses of the white race
>nationalism - corpses for the destruction of the jewish race
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>>144597262
>HURR IF YOU DON'T LIKE COMMUNISM YOU MUST DENY THE HOLOCAUST DURR
>>
>>144600620
You have to go back.
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