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Tracer best girl

>Official Stuff
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>Official Comics
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>Stats and Leaderboards
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Last Thread: >>144588929
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how does mcree know what time it is?
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What does widowmaker smell like?
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trap hero when. And I don't mean like mines. I mean boys with fat asses that look like women
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>>144597252
first for twelve p.m.
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>>144597359
It's mid day.
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Tell me about Roadhog

Why does he wear the mask?
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>See a really nice looking Roadhog skin ingame
>Decide that I want to get it
>Roll it immediately on my next loot box

Wew lad
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FIRST FOR TRASHMOUSE
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nth for zenyatta~
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STAND BEHIND THE FUCKING REINHARDT SHIELD AND SHOOT AT THEM YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDS

I HOLD THIS SHIT UP FOR 45 STRAIGHT SECONDS AND YOU EITHER JUST WAIT THERE LIKE "YEAH THIS'LL LAST FOREVER" OR RUN IN FRONT OF IT

HOLY FUCKING GOD
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>>144597379
salt
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Help me, I can't stop jerking off to D.Va
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sometimes I run across my living room while yelling "BWOOOOSH" pin a pillow against the wall and start humping it
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>>144597392
noon is 12 am retard
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>>144597421
he wears it because he lives in australia, and that place is a very dangerous place to be
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>>144597512
(you)
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Post PotG
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quit loli gagging
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>>144597463
>stand behind reinhardt
>puts down shield to take a swing
>I'm already dead
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>know how to aim
>know how to adjust for 20 tick
>know to use E to get the high ground just behind the front line
>know to save shift for getting out of shit
>ult is up constantly
>potg almost every match

I know Reaper is a faggot edgelord easy to use cumfunnel but fuck me if he isn't fun and wins games
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>>144597421
>Nothing! I did nothing!
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Woah there
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>>144597453
best skin isn't even in-game
holy fuck i want a greaser-rat
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I have found a new pastime when playing as D.Va: Chasing down widowmakers.

Defense matrix up, boost at them, hopefully ram them off their perch, and blast them as they turn tail and flee like the cowardly shitters they are. Sometimes they throw their mine down but it doesn't do shit. Sometimes they're lucky enough to take down the mech, but that just makes me more agile and have longer weapon range so it's even worse for them.

RUN BITCH, RUN!
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>same 2 maps over and over again
this is getting really boring desu

why the fuck dont they just let you pick
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WOAH THERE
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I'm sick of this forced 50 bullshit, how do I need to git gud with if I want to single-handedly carry games?
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>all mercy team Route 66 offense
>some people switch after a few gross mercy massacres
>hyper dva results
>infinite revives

Funniest shit I've seen yet. Lost fucking hard though.
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>>144597618
EASY
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>>144597618
*fans the hammer*

nothin personell partner
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>>144597672
Leave right before you lose. :^)
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>>144597645
when using charge offensively, use a melee attack right as you hit them
youll land the damage for both
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>>144597664
Rule63 skins for all heroes when?

I want sexy lady Junkrat and Korean Ladyboy D.Va already
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>>144596613
theres no way in hell shad drew this, its way too clean
i mean, theres no ass sniffing or retarded ultragoth shit. thats his trademark
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when a plan goes together on the most dedest board (and shitposting intensifies).
>he ( >>144595758) did overwatch fan art.
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>>144597292
>>144597319
>>144597371
>>144597603
Well, that makes sense. I wonder if Blizzard will ever go in depth about how mentally fucked this poor bastard is
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>>144597252
Toblerone's turret is the only thing currently that needs nerfs
>Has infinite range
>Can turn faster that you can even on max sensitivity
>Good rate of fire and fuck ton of damage
>Good health and easily repaired
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>>144597858
There's a dick version. That's how I knew it was him
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>>144597604

>doesn't post the one doctor character

0/10
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>>144597858
It's the edited version anon.
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junkrat is fun
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>>144597547
No
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We need more pictures of Zarya in cute dresses
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When playing as Reaper, I'm suppose to be aiming for the head right? Because body damage also does a shitload of damage.
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>>144597951
guys 6'5" tall, and buds with a guy who's 7'+
idk what the fuck bliz is doing
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>When you get that perfect Hanzo game where you become death incarnate and take out everyone in your line of sight, including Tracers and Genjis

Shit like this is why I want to get better at him. I don't care if he's bad. It was worth four consecutive matches of being utterly worthless.
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>>144597252
I really wish there was a quick turn button for consoles
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>>144597659
That's what I'm saying like bruh at least let me pick what game mode I want to play
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Balance news when? I just reached 1k credits and I don't want to buy a skin for someone getting nerfed soon
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>>144598040
Pretty much no need he kills everyone in like one shot anyway
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>>144598106
talks of mcree nerf and dva buff
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>>144598043
What
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>die for the first time
>defeat
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>>144597547
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>>144597951
I'm late to the party here but I always thought it was him listening, like he heard something coming around the corner or something.
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>>144598167
junkrat is gonna taste the bat too
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So what is the "high reward" for mastering Genji and what does he do other heroes can't?
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TWO BODY SHOTS
TWO BODY SHOTS
200 HP
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

FUCK YOU IF YOU PLAY SHITOWMAKERRRRRRR
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>>144597421
>Dr. Winston I'm Overwatch
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>>144598243
Gonna need a citation for that one.
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>route 66
>attack
>widowmaker on team
>hanzo on team
>genji on team
>play as zenyata and try to heal that poor mei
>enemy pharah keeps countercucking you the entire game
>two snipers on your team on attack
>they never once even try to snipe pharah
>pharah reins supreme and you have a flawless defeat

FUCK ALL OF YOU SHIT SNIPERS
FUCK YOUR SHIT
FUCK YOUR HOUSE
FUCK YOUR EVERYTHING

IF YOU PLAY HANZO AND/OR WIDOWMAKER WHILE ANOTHER ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS ALREADY PLAYS A SNIPER ON OFFENSE AND YOU DON'T EVEN TRY TO KILL THE PHARAH THAT IS DESTROYING YOUR HEALER THEN FUCK YOU ARE SHIT


IF YOU PLAY SNIPER ON OFFENSE AT LEAST SNIPE THE FUCKING PHARAH

IT'S LITERALLY A FREE KILL FOR YOU


WHY DON'T YOU CLICK THAT PHARAH ANON

WHY
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>>144598243
aww fuck no. I feel like shit I'm going to playing in september cause I'm working away all summer.
going to miss all the fucking shit that goes on, all the good times
so late to the party
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>>144597252
well shit i pulled the Anubis skin for pharah, how do i play her properly
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>>144598191
>join game in progress
>select hero
>2 seconds later, DEFEAT
>didn't even get to walk out of spawn
ok
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>>144597484
She really is something else
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>Try out Tracer
>Spend all game annoying the enemy team
>Charging my ult on the Roadhog then using it on Bastion, meaning free double kill because braindead Mercy
>Somehow get 5 golds
>Didn't see my team at all because I was fucking around at their spawn while my team was on A
Too bad I can't stand her street urchin accent or I'd play her more
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>>144598249
Having a flanker with high survivability that's effective at every range instead of only being useful when they're up the enemy's asshole.
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>>144598230
He looks less like he's listening for something and more like he's gazing into an abyss.
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newbies trying to play characters with movement abilities
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>>144598315
Free EXP and you get to join the next match instantly. What's the problem?
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>>144597974
>>144597990
ah, it makes sense now
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>>144598243
This is news to me, why? Spamming pills in a general direction is too op?
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>payload isn't two rounds so both teams swap after the first round
disappointing
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>>144598249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXZer3lJbk

he can 1v6
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>>144598282
Learn to counter pick widowmaker.
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Can someone repost the Tracer lookalike?
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>>144598343
CHEERS LUV
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>>144598315
>join game in progress
>walk out of spawn
>team of 5 people are afk
>lose 3 minutes later
is there a reason for this? it was bizarre
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>>144598367
I don't mind the free EXP, I just wanted to play the game
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>>144598392
>that aimbot
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>>144598452
Just turn down in game voices.
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STAND ON THE FUCKING POINT
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>>144598408
>A classes only counter is the same class

You realize this is the very definition of broken, right?
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so what's blizzards given reason for 20 tickrate?
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Who's canonically the most powerful playable character? Lorewise, not in game.
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>>144598467
No idea, that's never happened to me. I don't know why they'd even do that considering they could just leave as a group. Maybe they were just afking for exp? Either way, they're retarded.
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>>144598191
>>144598315
>lose so fast you can't even see the character models
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>>144598593
Reaper.
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>>144598581
easier for people who are bad at games to get kills
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>temple of anubis defense
>sym on team
>first point rushed
>no teleporter
>he stays sym at 2nd point
>eventually gets a portal up
>places it on the point
>its destroyed
>we lose
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>>144598593
reaper or reinhardt
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>>144598593
Reaper or Rage Winston are high contenders. I think Genji would probably be pretty high too.
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>>144594886
It's really not that hard to use Mei's rmb. just takes a short amount of practice. the delay is all down to tracking.
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>>144598353
When his eyes shift over it makes me disagree with you.
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Reaper needs nerfs.
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>>144598392
>linking your own gay video
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>>144598697
No he doesn't
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>be Lucio
>attack on hanamura
>capture first point
>wall ride and enter the second point through the left side
>sneaky sneaky
>entire defending team is out front dealing with the rest of my team
>enemy reindhardt heading toward me
>sound blast him back
>capture the point all by my lonesome
wew
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>>144598593
Zenyatta
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>>144598697
Reaper is perfectly fine.
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>>144598593
Doomfist
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An body got cute pharah x mercy fan art?
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>>144598579
Tracer, Winston, and even a decent pharah can counter a widowmaker. I see it all the time.
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>>144598593
Mei. She's extremely effective at killing people by strangling them with her thighs and sitting on their face until they suffocate.
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>Me Unga
>Team Bunga
>Subscribe to my blog please

20 TICK REEEEEEEEEEEEEe
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>>144598593
Genji, Reaper, and Prime Reinhardt are on equal grounds with Winston being a close contender
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>>144598367
you need to be in the game for a minimum amount of time to get backfill bonus so no, you don't
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>>144598792
a decent zen can counter her too, just drop discord and snipe her ass
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>>144598792
genji is also really good at countering widow as he doesn't die to a stray bodyshot like tracer and can even deflect a possible headshot right back at her
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>>144598812
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>>144598786
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>>144598792
Yes, they can counter a shitty Widowmaker.
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>>144598812
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>>144598697
You will be correct if McCree's fan gets so neutered that it no longer kills him.
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>>144598812
IT'S HIGH NOON
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>me hooley
>team dooley
>lose
Fucking Blizzard 50/50
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>>144598863
I thought that Widow was Zen's own personal bully?
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>McCree card
>17 fan the hammer kills
>19 eliminations
defend this overbabs
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>3rd game in which my team is 40-60 and enemy team is lvl 15-20 with 2x lvl 50+
>3rd game in which the 50+ players absolutely assfuck us raw while their lowbies kinda bumble around
What the fuck is this matchmaking.
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>>144598282
>not picking Winston and making it your sole mission to squash blueberries so hard they change to something else
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Post the hero you're trying to get good at but still feel super clumsy with
>Genji
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>>144598408

The only reliable counter to a sniper is a better sniper though.
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>>144598965
Discord and five ball burst to the head
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>>144598579
calling widowmaker as widowmakers only counter is nothing more than whining about someone being better than you. Genji, Pharah, D.Va, Winston, and Reaper all shit on Widowmaker. Anything else is just getting outplayed by her.

I love reapers that teleport right behind me like I dont have ears or something and cry tears because their cunning plan didn't work. It's just like spies that decloak right behind you in TF2.
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>>144599037
Tracer.

Since I don't play her very often every time I start to get good at tracking headshots I go full retard and completely forget how to do it well after I pick her up again.
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>>144598965
yeah, but if you get the drop or the widow is retarded you can countersnipe
or get lucky with a charge shot of your own
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NERF THE DYKE
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>>144599037
Reinhardt, he only shines when your team is there.
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>>144599037
just don't be afraid to right click to pick up stragglers. I'm pretty sure the hitbox on it is busted to make it a cone instead of 3 projectiles
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>>144599037
Zenyatta
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>>144599012
I've seen a 11 fth kills 12 elims one, where the 12th elimination was a HIGH NOON on a low hp Tracer blinking to cover.
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>>144597421
>Not just reading the lore
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>>144599037
Genji too, I feel useless with him. I do more work when I'm playing Tracer or Reaper.
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This is the most difficult decision. What do you guys think?

Also do you buy epic skins with gold? In a lot of the cases I think epics look better than the legendaries. Should I buy the epics or just save for legendaries?
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I just purchased an aimbot and holy fuck the game is actually fun now.
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>>144599119
Just stop shooting me when my shield is up, bro
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>>144599043
Yeah, or the character who can teleport around so she can't shoot her and blast her skull open close range

or the character who can put a shield up and literally jump to where she is and fry her

or the character who can reflect her own bullets back at her

or the character who can absorb her shots and use her giant robot to boost straight at her face

or even maybe the character who can yank her down and blast her if he's close enough

but i guess those are all cool if the "better sniper" thing doesn't work
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How is this 20 tick bullshit ok

How is it ok to be able to react to something to survive but the game itself can't even keep up
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>>144598447
You mean this one?

Looks shopped tbqh.
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>>144598697
Agree

IMO his guns need more damage fall off.
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>>144598863
>>144598864

I forgot about Zeny and Genji.

>>144598887
No, they can also get a good widowmaker, Problem is the majority of players continue to go the same way instead of trying alt routes.

>>144598965
She is, but a decent Zen can discord and head shot her with 1-2 shots.

>>144599043
Not really. Team communication and proper counter picks can get rid of her.
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>>144598697

Nerfs like what? He's one of the characters who seem quite balanced.
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>>144599080
>Dva and reaper
anon please
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>>144599080
They don't shit on decent Widows with a semblance of situational awareness though.
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So why does the Shimada clan have Omnic henchmen?
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>>144599168
buy what you like mang. it's just virtual money
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>>144599174
Whats your tag m8?
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he raises a good point
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How do I report people. Specifically Widowmakers because fuck those cunts.
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>>144598593
Tracer and Reaper are pretty much immortal. D.Va has lethal farts.
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>THIS IS A GAME ABOUT COUNTERS people keep spouting
>So I just play Junkrat
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>>144599037
Believe it or not but McCree i feel useless with. he doesnt seem broken as people make him out to be
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>>144599168
Para, Bundes or Lion are your only options. Which ever you like best from the three.
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>>144599243
because its 2050

I MEAN COME ON
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>>144598965
Yes
>>144599072
Good luck doing that to any competent widow because the second they see you they'll just kill you
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>>144599037
Reinhardt. Everytime I pick him a Bastion, Symmetra and Junkrat are lighting me up
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>Now travelling to: Hollywood
>Prepare to attack
>Two Widowmakers
>Leave immediately
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>>144599174
But is it worth being banned from existence itself by Blizzards extra-thick hardware markers that your system will take up its ass.
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>>144599037
Reaper
I'm mostly used to play bruisers / other kind of frontline fighters in pretty much any game so I have a very "in your face" gameplay, my attempts at flanking or stealthily take the enemy back are absolutely clumsy and laughable
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>>144599174
Enjoy your ban
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>>144599037
McCree

I-I just really like his style. I'm trying not to be a corner-peeking faggot with it.
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Reeeeeeeaper needs more damage falloff, and McReeeeeeeeee needs to have his fan the hammer accuracy reduced.
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>>144597352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP1pmL-fNPQ
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>>144598786
Pharah is straight fuck off
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>>144599370
Reaper is fine. Stop playing Mei you shitter.
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>>144599296

Lionhardt really? I think its way too gaudy, Stonehardt is the one I'd replace that with. But otherwise you're spot on, those are the three I can't decide between.
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>>144599370
>Reeeeeeeaper needs more damage falloff
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>literally 10 seconds before the match ends on defense
>other team hasn't even begun to capture the first point
>my team just hands it over to them
>they then hand the second point over to them because lol "i've got you in my sights" spam
what was that thing about forced 50% again
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>>144599174
You gonna get banned
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>>144599128
>Zenyatta

Either stay behind Reinhardt or as far away from the fight as you can. Once you get better though you can chase an easy kill if you need to

Learn to lead the projectiles and hit headshots and honestly once you combine that with Discord you'll just shit damage all over the other team

And keep Harmony on teammates but honestly if they wanted real healing they'd switch to Lucio or Mercy or some shit. The biggest part of Zenyatta play is being headshotting Roadhog and Reaper slaughtering robogod

good luck Anon he was hard for me to play at first too and now he's by far my favorite. Just scored a gold medal on Numbani with 26 kills with that magnificent bastard
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>>144599202
Thanks anon
Really? Looks p real to me :o
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>>144599193
I just experienced some genuine bullshit where I peeked out of sight from D.va's alt but the ticks claimed I was still in sight
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>>144599174
There is no escape from big brother Blizzard
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>>144599181
you guys must play at an extremely low level.

At actually high MMRs, a good widow will never get killed by anything other than a Winston or a better Widow. And 90% of the time shes behind a reinhardt, tobrjorn turret and a 76, so the chances of you getting to her without dying are slim to none
Shes broken as fuck
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>>144597396

do you do league comics?
I feel like you do
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Is it just me or are Lucio's skins trash

finally saved up 1000 and now I don't like any of them
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bastion, 2 widowmakers, a useless reaper and pharah on attacking team
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>>144599174
Why purchase an aimbot, anon, when you can just play MemeSoldier69?
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>Enemy team has Widowmaker and McCree
>Yours doesn't
>Lose
This game got old really fast, holy shit
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>>144599174
>I'm shit
>instead of getting good I cheat
>now we are having fun

Whatever floats your boat I guess, but that doesn't sound fun
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>>144599174
>I just purchased an aimbot for a game I won't ever be able to play again on my computer in a few days time

Nice job m8.
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>>144599254
its set in a timeline where britain voted out then voted for ukip, thus saving the country
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>>144598768


Winston beat him so he's the Top Puncher
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>>144597352
>no pot belly

would not bang
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>Get paired against a premade
>They start trash talking
>Whole team proceeds to report them
lol
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Why does overtime make the losing team play 100 times better? I've seen losing team come back and win so many times.
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>>144599532
>play genji
>mada mada
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Post your top secret character picks.
Reaper on Anubis B defense
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>>144598812
IT'S HIGH NOON
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>>144598838
Why are people saying Reinhardt is powerful? Isn't he just a dude with a hammer?
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>>144599276
>stupid sexy junkrat
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Is Origins edition worth it?
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>>144599609
Because they stop playing team deathmatch and start playing objective
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>>144599242
That's called getting outplayed. if the widow is standing with her team so she cant get the african thundercock, always has a trap out and is landing headshots? that's just good gameplay.
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>>144599609
That panic button on certain individuals can be a scary thing in a good way
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No, seriously, Widowmaker is complete horse shit.
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>>144598593

Mei

if she freezes Reaper then he can't simply regenerate. He will be trapped forever as part of Mei's sick collection of headshot practice dummies.

Mercy is also pretty much inmortal at this point. She used Reaper as a guinea pig before performing the inmortality surgery on herself, hence the "No pulse" emote.
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>>144597443
>Attack gibraltor
>See a sentry
>See 4 more sentries
>5 torb, 1 tracer
>Later switch out a torb for bastion
>We lose
>On defense we do a similar thing
>4 torb, 1 bastion, 1 pharah
>They lose
Everyone had a relatively good time. Meme teams can be ok sometimes.
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>>144599609
the human's natural underdoge-gene
>>144599637
he's a dude with a hammer that fought skyscraper tall robots and he's doing it in his 60's
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>>144599037
Both the Shimada bros. I really like their style but I just can't get the hang of either of them; Hanzo especially.
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>>144598671
Blame Blizzard for making her redundant in 80% of the games situations.

Once they break past the first point on every single map there's no reason to play her.
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>>144599609
everybody was saving their ult / didn't know when to press it
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>>144599637
A very large, swole dude with jet pack everything.
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>>144599609
because overtime is the "stop fucking around and get your shit together or lose" alarm
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>>144599637
He's a strong dude with a hammer though, the rest of the cast are pretty weak in comparison
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>>144599612
>play genji
>actual good mccree will just start flanking you
>actual good widow will ignore your obvious reflect and blow your brains out as soon as its over/run away
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>>144599637
>a German knight who is fucking 7 feet tall even without a suit in rocket powered armor and a massive also rocket powered hammer

You just know he was carrying the rest of the original Overwatch team on his back.
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>Random Hanzo arrow that hits behind a corner
Great game
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>it's a "two bastions and a toblerone on defense episode"
>destroy BOTH bastions and the toblerone
>my retarded team can't get on the objective as their only defense is killed
why
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>>144599317
>Blizzards extra-thick hardware markers that your system will take up its ass
What did I just read
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>>144599790
>having a shit headset
>walking in front of a widow
it's okay to be shit at video games
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>>144599317
>That guy who cheated once and rebought the game four fucking times trying to get around it
>On the last try wiped his fucking hard drive and basically all but built a new computer and got shit on within a day
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>>144599662
No, use those extra 20 and buy loot crates.
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>>144599662
do you play any other blizz games?
if so then possibly cause you get stuff for them
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>tfw you can't git gud with Pharah
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i can't kill lucio
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>>144599662

literally depends if you like the skins or not

bastion's skin is his best one

reaper's is his worst one

76's is pretty good, only outclassed by night ops

tracer's is decent but only because her other skins are trash (I'm pretty sure they're saving the good ones for limited time loot boxes to get that waifubait money)

and pharah's is pretty low tier, some of her palette swaps look better

make your decision based on that
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>>144599174

maybe now you can finally shoot yourself for being such a sad fuck
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I'm so fucking pissed jesus fuck
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>>144599287

Are you hitting E and M2? Getting hit by his grenade is basically a death sentence.
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Top 5 characters are Junkrat, Winston, Rein, Pharah, and S76

I have almost a thousand credits and was looking to get a skin.

>only junkrat ones I like are jailbird and toasted
>all of Winstons are shitty
>already have glorious Paragon for Rein, but considering either stone or lion
>have the origins skin for Pharah, but it's meh. considering Thunderbird.
>doubt I'll ever play S76 as anything other than Strike-Commander

So I'm still getting milage out of Paragon, and I think I'll just buy Jailbird with my next 250, guess that just leaves Thunderbird?

I really hope winston gets a space suit like the one hanging in Gibraltar soon, cause none of his are appealing to me.
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>>144599772
Pretty sure either Winston or Zarya would give some challenge to the guy. I mean one's a heavy lifter and the other's a fucking gorilla.
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>>144599978
I really like Horizon.
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>>144599970
wow so horrible
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>>144599878
>implying the widow has a shit headset
>implying she wont hear you as soon as you get close and be aware

sorry you play at bronze tier levels bud.
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Someone called for Mommy Mercy?

Don't worry daddy's at work.
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>>144599971
My Fan the hammer never fucking hits even at point blank range
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>>144599037
Torbjorn - It just feels like every turret I place is a stupid place.
Reinhardt - NOBODY STANDS BEHIND THE SHIELD
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>>144599119
>defending first point of Volskaya industries
>team is doing fine, enemy can't really get on the point
>reach overtime
>Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти
>Nerf This!
>lose
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>>144599936
>reaper's skin
>the worst one

Why
>>
>Symmetra can now also place her teleporter anywhere on the map, using a map of the battlefield inside of the base

y/n
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>>144599928
It feels like either people just walk into every rocket or I hit zero all game
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>>144599978
Toasted
Horizon
Paragon/Bund
Anubis
there you can get those skins. S76 skins are all shit
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>>144599518

His legendaries are pretty shit. Just pick a recolor or default and save your digital bucks.
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>>144599620
Mei on Hanamura B
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>>144599179
Tell that to my fucking Junkrat and Pharah whose bombs are already flying towards the shields.
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Whydo these two fucking decimate on King's Row every time
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>Have to choose between nomad genji, gearbot bastion, and scavenger DVA

Who do I get
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>teammate under level 20 auto locks Hanzo
>on offense

At least on defense, there's a Widowmaker and another Hanzo
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>>144599970
Just play one more shitty match for a 3 grey 1 blue surprise
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>>144599317
made me lol.
they just need to take the warden from d2 and shit and turn it back on. no more hacks for a while.
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>>144600101

because reaper's mariachi is probably the best in the whole game and his voice lines don't match the reyes skin at all
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>>144598359

we dem bois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrDL0qZFnC4


https://dvsgaming.org/overwatch-hero-guides-lucio-movement-tutorial/

>tfw no JET SET RADIOOOOOO mode.
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>>144599886
Source? This sounds hilarious
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Friendly reminder to upvote all healers in the post game screen. Their biting the bullet means you or your shitter teammates dont have to.

Right click - Prefer all healers. Right click - Avoid all Mcree mains and Bastion mains.
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I can't wait for new Genji skins
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>>144600176
Holy shit.
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>>144600053
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>>144599936
>>144600101
What are the chances on scale of 9-10 that Blizzard will release 'fun in the sun' or 'beach' themed skins where most of the female roster are in bikinis and only selected males like 76 and hanzo are in speedos or boardshorts
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>>144600186
evens you get genji
odds you get d.va
zero you get bastion
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>>144600176
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>playing zenyatta in ilios on ruins or some shit
>lucio and I are both strafe shooting each other
>kill each other at roughly the same time
props to that guy, knew how to lead his shots
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>>144600104
i just want rapid fire so I'm not useless without turrets or being point blank.
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>>144600053
yeah im not clicking on that
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>>144600053
i will never understand why people find this shit (no pun intended) hot
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What is the best short and why is it Dragons?

>Perhaps I am a fool to think there is still hope for you, but I do.
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>Playing attack on Volskaya
>Bastion camping the corner
>Run straight up to him as Genji and press E
>He keeps firing right at me and explodes
>We cap the point and win
>"shit genji t.b.h."
>>
This game is really not fun in solo queue.

It was during the beta, but now it takes way longer to find a match and its 100% stomps win or lose.
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>>144600176
Overwatch needs blunder of the game
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>>144599737

For Hanzo, spam arrows around corners constantly and you'll fit right in.
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>>144600176
>pharah players
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>>144600232
ONI GENJI WHEN
GENJ-ONI
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>>144599886
kek really
source?
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>>144600053
It was pretty good until the fucking diaper. I swear to god, these fucking shitty fetishes
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>>144600320
The Junkrat/Roadhog one and it hasn't even come out yet.
>>
>thought hanzo was the chill and comfy hero
>main him
>everyone hates me

wew
>>
>attacking
>Lucio switches to Zarya

>>144600314
Remember, diaperfags think they're better than futafags for some reason
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>>144600296
but she's the only character with an ultimate that becomes completely useless after a certain amount of time
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>>144600320
>he fell to earth, shattering the land

That line always gets me, especially with the great voice of the narrator.
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>>144600314
they're degenerates
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time to up those shitposting d.vas
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>>144599037
>dat boi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qytdp4obq9g
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>>144600176
i needed that, thanks anon
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At this point can we all agree that symettra is a fucking worthless shitbox of a champion?

She fills the "support" role so there isn't a 404 on the team comp but she brings next to nothing in terms of actually supporting the team.

A dinky little 25 shield and turrets that are only good at killing people who barely made it through the team to begin with and would have likely died if there was a real support healing.

Ult is hit and miss and her kit with junk beyond a few tiny slow webcam points.

Any time a symettra does well it is because her team is carrying so hard she would win even if she picked melee only zenatta.
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>>144600453
>everyone hates the archer that can oneshot non-tanks with ease due to netcode

Gee wonder why. I really like Hanzo and hope they never change him, we need a decent mid-long range sniper that isn't hit scan
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>>144600453
stop fucking locking hanzo after someone else locks hanzo or widow
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>>144600394
>diaper
>shitty fetishes
>>
does shooting during prepare lower your accuracy?
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>>144600176
AUGH
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>>144600517
I don't understand this meme.
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>>144600176
>JUST-
>>
what are your bets on the first world OW tournament prize pool

I say a solid 500k
>>
I honestly can't tell if Roadhog is good or not. Sometimes it feels like I'm carrying a game all by myself with him, others I feel like he shouldn't even be classified as a tank. I also know the competitive teams almost never pick him.

What do you guys think?
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>>144599037
76____
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>>144600562
nothing during prepare matters
if it did pharah could damage herself early while mercy was healing for an early ulti (I tried)
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>>144600540
This tbqh
Symmetra players think they are mlg as fuk playing against shitter pubs
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>>144600385
>THE ONI BECOME ME

yes
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>>144599695
No, that means the hero needs giant nerfs.
>>
>>144600226
>>144600389
http://www.pcgamer.com/overwatch-cheaters-are-having-a-hard-time/

>Cheaters are being hit by serial bans even after buying new copies. "Got banned one day after the official release," one enemy of fair play recounts. "Thought I got detected for using RPM tools, because the game was crashing for it at that time.

>"Bought the game again... didn't hack on it at all, just wanted to enjoy the game a bit. Two days later—banned again.

>"Bought the game... again. But before doing that, I deleted Overwatch and launcher completely. Enjoyed it again without cheating only for a day."

>On his fourth attempt, he purged his PC, changing hard drive IDs, MAC address, BiosDate and buying a VPN to throw Blizzard's anticheat off. It didn't work.
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>>144600540
She's actually one of the highest winrate heroes. A lot of her power is just non-obvious.
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>>144600602
Literally had a game where Pharah screamed JUST before getting shot down by my turret
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>>144600606
Nobody is going to play this in a tournament with this 20tick bullshit
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>>144600501
I'm more annoyed your ult doesn't start recharging til the teleporter dies. At least give us a buff for the duration or something.
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wew boy
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>>144600562

Healing someone during preparation doesn't add onto your score so I doubt anything is registered at that time. I'm not at all positive though.
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>>144600182
And King of the Hill too.
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>>144600314
It's a mental illness, unfortunately. One I have. I hate myself.
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>>144600596
what's to understand? d.va is a shitposter, just like all of us.
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>>144600540
>hasn't soloed a 200 health character as Symmetra
I do agree though, she needs to be moved to the defense role.
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>>144600712
WHOA THERE
HOL UP NOW
EASY
>>
>>144600540
I love playing Symmetra but she's genuinely useless.
Torbjorn gives more armor and armor is arguably more important and better for most characters than a shield.

Her turrets are weak but when you place them well and have sound teamwork, are pretty good. That being said there are better characters to play, without a doubt.
>>
Why is Torbjorn the most un-fun character to go against?
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>>144600613
>others I feel like he shouldn't even be classified as a tank
Being a tank doesn't mean you can run into the open and eat bullets from the entire enemy team

You can take a hit but you still have to think about what you're doing

>I also know the competitive teams almost never pick him
>Basing your quick play hero choice on who comp teams pick when the game has been out for two weeks
>>
>>144600613
Roadhog is the pubstomper

He almost will never be used in competitive because you won't be able to land half your hooks and his RMB is so slow. You also don't need a self-heal in competitive. He's also called the 'ultimate battery' for a reason.

However in pubs, you can basically keep deleting one guy from every fight especially since most teams go in one-by-one which benefits you even more. You sometimes won't even have a support to heal you.
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>>144600736
>She will never fantasize about being your mommy
>>
I want to record some of my highlights, what's a simple recording software?
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>>144600182

because it's canon
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>>144600835
OBS
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>>144600782
Because his main gun makes him as good as most normal characters except it's not hitscan plus he has a turret.
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>>144600474
>>144600514
weird thing is, stuff like vore and masochism i can understand where people find pleasure in it (pleasure in pain or something)
but watersports and scat i just dont fucking get
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>>144600829
There's an easy way to fix that anon. Just be her baby.

D.va did it fine!
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>>144600782
THAT'S NOT TRACER
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>>144600689
>""""""20"""""" tick
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What color is this?
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>volskaya industries on attack
>push first point easy
>enemy team goes full torb and bastion
>their all on the floating platforms
>8 minutes of hell
>lose
This shouldn't be allowed.
>>
The most attractive thing about mercy is her voice
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>>144600835

OBS, mein negro

very easy to use
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>>144600053
>Click on image
Oh yes
>Scroll down
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>>144600736
condolences
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>Load into anubis defense in progress, team is losing
>Decide to practice Genji
>Make it my mission to harass the widowmaker
>After killing her three times she switches to Mcree
>mfw he doesnt realize reflect can reflect flash bang

We ended up winning.
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>>144600670
Cheaters never ever prosper.

He can enjoy it when he builds a new computer and moves houses. kek.
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Why are enemy Hanzo(s) expert sharpshooters but teammate Hanzo(s) blind idiots?
>>
>playing attack on Route 66
>enemy Torbjorn is hiding in that container with a turret
>he keeps popping his head up and saying hi to the people coming out of the spawn

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144597380
Refused.

>>144597756
Dog hero when?
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>>144600890
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>winston
>jump in
>drop barrier
>poke
>jump out

Why is this the only way to play Winston?
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>>144600914
white
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>D.Va will never be a good hero
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>>144600782
because he can hold off a team if no one focuses his turret
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>>144600983
that's his job
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>>144600782
THAT'S NOT THE BLUEBERRY
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>>144600972

Yiff in hell
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>>144600962

Why does the enemy team always get a healer?
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>>144600889
>understands vore
>doesn't understand scat
???
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>>144600983
>killing any squishies I want and getting back to my team safely
Gee how awful.
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>>144600176
As funny as this is, why do you use both the boosters and the concussion missile for the jump?
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>>144600670
I wonder how it found him after he wiped his bios.
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>>144600890
>damn look at the ass on D-
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>>144600994
>d.va is told she has to do a gravure dorito shot because sponsors and money and shit
>she actually hates doritos
>these are the thoughts that run through her head
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>>144600972
>Dog hero when?
There's two heroes with dog hats.
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>>144601113
Don't worry anon she's packing!
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>>144601001
>focus turret
>get filled with rivets from behind
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>>144600670
>blizzfw cheaters still get banned after all that work

damn, how the fuck do they do that?
seriously, im curious as i know nothing about how they detect cheaters and how they still catch them after doing that stuff (which to be honest i know nothing about either)
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>>144600994
she's already perfect
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>>144600869
>tfw Junkrat talks all excited about him and Roadhog stealing the Crown Jewels
C-cute
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Ran into a dude with a star. He's level 216, Zenyatta main.

Jesus christ, I'm playing this every day for 8 hours and I'm only level 54.
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>>144600994
they're buffing her, supposedly. can't wait for one of the most fun heroes to be better at doing things other than holding last point.
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>>144601139
this is so genuinely autistic i cant even handle it
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Trying to play Zenyatta is fucking suffering.

I want to die.
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This fucking Overwatch porn in one RAR is shit, literally is missing the best animations from T-Soni.
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>>144600795
>Run into the open and eat bullets from the entire enemy team
His health pool is the only "tank" thing about him. He's the only one in that class that has no way to directly block damage or increase somebody else's survivability. He's a selfish character that doesn't really provide anything to his team other than damage.

>>144600797
I think that's it. I'm not sure about not being able to land half your hooks, because pro players can definitely do it. I think it's his total lack of team utility, honestly.
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>>144601163
I played a game with 3 level 100+ premade
they all fucking sucked and only played what they wanted
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>>144601139
>>144600890
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>>144600915
that was me :^)
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>>144600736
at least you're aware of it
most diaper fetishists ive seen are morons who dont realize just how unhealthy it is
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>>144601182
Do you like this better?

>>144601145
Most torbjorns aren't smart enough to actually roam, they'll just sit behind / near it.

It can be a nuisance but it can be done, hard if he has his ult and a team though.
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>>144600994
shes getting buffed

>>144601169
i swear to god they need to remove her slowdown while firing, its why shes so shit.
She just becomes a giant immobile hitbox that does 0 damage, so you just wail on her for free
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>>144601192

Don't ruin it for me, anon, I was looking forward to a nice fap session later tonight after I stop playing.
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Holy shit. Lucio can make or break a team. All the bitches are on his dick.
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>>144600712
JUSTICE AIN'T GONNA DISPENSE ITSELF
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wait is this from thorbjörn's country?
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>>144600869
>holy hand grenade of antioch
didn't notice that before
>>
>at that level where every game you join has a Widowmaker on each team

Where did all the fun go?
>>
>spend half a minute wall riding all around the map like a goddamn pro
>enemy team takes the point
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>>144601184
>have toblerone on my team and he throws armor at me
>actually kill someone with rightclick
>headshotting discorded bitches

Getting oneshot is the only not fun thing about him
>>
>>144601192
>>144601283
How much of it is 0 effort SFM 1-second looping gifs.
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Why the fuck is there a dva in every game? Weeb shit are worse than McRee mains.
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>>144601203
Roadhog doesn't need to help his team in any way other than providing damage.

Don't get the loosely defined hero classes confused with what you think a tank is. Tanks aren't tanks because they block damage or help their team or move slowly. They're just tanks because they have a lot of fucking health. Same way people say stupid shit about Symmetra not being a support just because she doesn't heal. Nobody said a support had to heal their team, they just have to support them. Which she does. Poorly.

Anyway, it's not like other heroes don't exist solely to put out damage. What does Reaper add to his team besides damaging people a lot?
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>>144601295
>about to die
>Lucio player rushes to you
>OH THIS IS MY JAM
>shoots at enemies near you

God bless
>>
>>144601139
Diaper fetishes are so odd.

I mean I understand it. It is a representation of dependency and lack of control but there are so many better ways to represent those.
>>
No kink shaming. Half this thread was beating their meat to crudely animation futa.
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>>144601337
Blueberry jam

ENJOY MORE ENGAGING BLUEBERRY GAMEPLAY

gfycat com/MiserlyTatteredHake
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>Genji still dies to splash damage
deflect this
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>>144601184
Zenyatta+Mr. Monkey is a fucking menace if done properly

Add in Zarya and it's terrifying
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Time to raise my APM!! :3c
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>>144601406
>Tanks aren't tanks because they block damage or help their team or move slowly.
Except for Winston. Since he's got a lot of health, blocks projectiles, and does damage through barriers.
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People need to learn how to look left in this game.
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>>144601339
>enemy knocks me off the ledge on nepal: sanctum
>wallriding like I'm a goat
>passively healing my team from the pit as I hold on to my life
it was the most intense moment of my overwatch career
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>>144601078
pleasure in pain i get
pleasure in rolling around in shit i dont
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>Its a the enemy cheats their ass off game
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>>144600672
wouldnt that be because most people switch off her after a certain point?
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How much damage increase does Zen's discord orb give people?
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>>144600994
Weren't D.Va and Pharah really good in the closed beta until Blizzard nerfed them both into the ground.
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>>144600983

t. windowmaker
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>>144601525
jesus what the fuck happened to this gif
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>>144601430
I like it because of those things but it's also very soft and "nice".
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>>144601361
>>144601283
It has long animations with sound BUT it has 4 total (Not including the repeats with a black and white dude) and 2 of them are complete shit.

It's like the person who made it LITERALLY went and removed all the futa stuff which is like 70% of good overwatch SFM stuff.
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>>144601525
What is this, an image for ants?
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>>144601525
>turning a good webm into an ant gif
how are ya doin tonight reddit
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>>144601553
25%
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>>144601502
>Bastion niggers
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>>144601550
Stop posting these.
>>
what kind of new heroes do you guys want to see?

I'd like to see an omnic with electric based attacks, think primary fire being something like the lightning bolt in skyrim and hitscan but short/medium range, and alt fire being a charged "thunderbolt" that can be released, travels in a similar fashion to hanzo's arrow but faster

Mobility could be a lightning dash like genji's, but with very long range, less drop off, and less damage with a trail line so you can't just instasneak behind enemy lines (and no recharge on kill).

Could have a stun-shield, think like zarya's bubble but stuns people like Mcree's flashbang (but not as overpowered as you have no lmao 420 burst damage/they have to make contact)

Ult could be an overcharge/area blast where a shitton of lightning bolts spray out of you constantly for like 3 seconds, each bolt bouncing off walls like a hanzo scatter arrow

Would you play it owg?
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>>144601430
what does a giantess fetish mean? its a question for a friend
>>
>tfw 3 gold one bronze and still no card
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>>144600186
Scavenger
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>>144601525
Are you shitting me with this post, m8?
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>>144601609
Kill yourself.
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>>144601584
>futa stuff which is like 70% of good overwatch SFM stuff
faggot
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>>144601601
reddit popularized webms though
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>>144600889
>>144601510
If it makes you feel better I hate scat just as much as everyone else.

I don't like piss but I don't hate it either.

Anyway:

We know mcree is getting nerfed and Dva is getting buffed. What else? Mei? Widow? Zenyatta? Symmetra? Any changes there?
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>>144601525
if only he was wallriding, he could've gotten the pixel spray
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>Start up game
>Decide to be cancer and play Bastion
>Set up
>5 Winstons and a Lucio
>Wtf
>Just start shooting
>Monkey dick
>Monkey dick everywhere
>>
D.Va buff when?
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>>144601609
>hero oc
kys all this game needs is another melee fighter
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>>144601681
>reddit popularized webms though
no they didn't
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>>144601629
giant girls
like
giant
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>>144601629
Having a fetish of girls who are proportionally larger (not fat, just bigger).

Fetish becomes exponentially autistic when you start approaching Iron Giant sizes.
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>>144600670

>Blizzard going to such extreme lengths to keep cheaters out

I am legit impressed.
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>>144601553
>>144601603
it's 50%

http://www.owinfinity.com/en/hero/zenyatta/
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>>144597659
>>144598104

splatoon did the same thing on release
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>Faced against 5 Genjis and 1 Reaper
Super Shimada Bros was a mistake.
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>>144601629
Tell your "friend" that it's when a woman's huge. Building-size. There's variations of it, where there's mini-giantess, mega-giantess, and 'regular' giantess.
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Who should I git gud with? I feel like I'm shit with every hero but D.Va
and even them I'm still kind of bad
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>>144600983
It gets me hard knowing the Widowmakers and Mercys I just squished are raging at me

Yet they won't switch class
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>>144601684
Bastion needs nerfed
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>Somehow get stuck with Australian teams
New level of bad on those servers even with the huge ping difference I had
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>>144600994
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>>144601525
That's cool they ported Overwatch to 3DS
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>>144601712
yes they did, gfycat is the most used webm maker on the internet other than people using webm for retards for most of this site and gfycat was made specifically for reddit
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>people whine about Widowmaker killing them with bodyshots
>meanwhile Hanzo gets a headshot by shooting the air a foot away from your head
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>>144601676
Doesn't matter, you shouldn't call it all when it's literally cherry picked straight shit, it doesn't even have the good lesbian SFM ones.
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>>144601691
What did they think they were going to accomplish with their tickle guns?
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>>144601606
nope
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>>144601684
fuck people calling for mei nerfs, mei is shit as is and has one of the most unique playstyles. i 100% support a nerf to widow bodyshots though.
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>>144601747
it makes me hard when they switch
and I keep giving them the monkey dick
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>reapers that keep shooting 2 or even 3 more times after they've killed you because they have no idea any other concept except hold w and left mouse button
puking is a real possibility when watching people play this game
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>>144601551

The non-shitters do, yes. Had a guy swap to her off of mercy. at the last push. We lost that game
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>reflect two (TWO) ultimates back at the sender, killing them
>go on to use RYU KYOJE MITZU MAYAZAKI KURAY and kill three more
>POTG goes to le die die die man blowing up a bastion
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>>144601727
Splatoon may as well have come out an unfinished game. Most of the maps came out after release, and one of the original five got reworked in two fucking months.
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COME ON
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>>144601767
Delete this
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>>144601837
pssh... nothing personnel... kid...
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>>144601817
You have to make sure. What if someone survived?
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>>144601716
>>144601713
>>144601731
I was asking about the psychological reasons

Iron giant size is kind of small anon
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>>144601792
No fucking clue but everyone was having a good time.
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>>144601840
think about it like this anon, the more wwbw you get the sooner you start getting 30 credit boxes, you'll get those legendaries in no time!
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>>144601792

getting rekt
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>>144601550
>>144601794
can someone explain this meme to me
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>>144601817
SUCH IS LIFE FOR REAPER MAINS

The edgy manchildren deserve it
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>>144601837
>wikiHow to Survive a School or Workplace Shooting
Okay, I have to go read this one. This image makes me giggle.
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>>144601837
>RYU KYOJE MITZU MAYAZAKI KURAY and kill three more
This combines Japanese, Mayan, Korean, and ignorance all in one.

Also, it's much faster to type Ryuga wa ga teki wo kurau. You literally made it four letters longer.
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>>144601779
Yeah but hanzo can't do this https://gfycat,com/MiserlyTatteredHake
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>>144601837
>Land a great Earth shatter and nearly wipe out entire team
>POTG goes to Torb hammering a turret while screaming MOLTEN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
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>>144601817
So reaper is basically the pyro of overwatch?
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>>144601817
i do that
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>>144601987
new meta
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a-am i good, anon?
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>never used Widow before
>use her and get this
Why does Smugberry cause people to rage so hard?
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>>144601935
FUCKING GOLD
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>tfw 2,000 coins and don't like any legendaries enough to buy them
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>>144601837
>It's HIGH NOON
>try to deflect
>stalls it long enough to kill me
>>
>>144601897
There are giantess fetishes that are just a 7 foot tall girl. Those are fine. If you approach house, skyscraper, and planet sizes, you're being autistic.
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>tfw you get matched vs. DSP
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>>144602035
Because snipers were the worst mechanic ever put into shooters.
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>>144602013
the pub pyro maybe
pro level pyro hard as shit dude, landing airblasts against people that know how to play around them is hell
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>>144600662
Lol, you're getting outplayed son.
>>
>Bastion on attack
Can someone explain this meme to me?
>>
>>144602106
WOOOW BUGGED MATCHMAKING MECHANICS WOOOOW
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>>144602102
thats just mini giantess anon
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>>144598282

I think it's only fitting for Widowmaker to die to her own fully charged bodyshot.
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>>144601691
>playing pharah vs 5 winstons 1 lucio earlier
>koth
>20k dmg in first round
>only 11 kills
>>
>>144602035
>play a pin point shooter
>miss multiple shots in a row and still get the kill due to your bodyshots dealing 50% of more than half the casts hp
not only is it annoying to lose to shitters but it's annoying to see shitters be smug about being shit
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>start healing someone
>they now think they are invincible
>jump 4 enemies at once
>die

What's even the point?
>>
I wish D.Va was as useful as Zarya. I use her for the initial push to get past choke points and hit the first point, but after that I do better pushing as Zarya.
>>
>>144601996
>Ryuga wa ga teki wo kurau
>Genji
Real life is not like the stories our father told us
>>
>>144599398
Reaper will be top tier if McCree's FtH nerf means a flashbang is no longer a guaranteed kill for the cowboy.
>>
[INCOHERENT JAPANESE SCREAMING]
>>
>>144601767
How do you type "Now listen here you little shit,..." in Korean?
>>
>>144602228

Zarya is just as useless against non-braindead teams that know how to play around her shields.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoR2supdmig
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>>144598812
IT'S HIGH NOON
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>>144602106
>tfw got matched with the CLG boy
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>Guys, guys, what if we make a hero literally everyone counters?
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>>144602102
>>144602156

Pretty sure that's what we would call "Amazon proportions." Though typically that also includes both muscles and thicc at the same time. i.e. the perfect combination.
>>
>>144598224
I hate that there's never a good time to emote in this game. There are some pretty sweet emotes but nobody is ever going to see them. It's always better to use a spray.

This is one of many things that TF2 did better than Overwatch. Nothing increases your sodium levels like the freeze frame of a scoot using schadenfreude after dominating you.
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>>144602115
Bastion is more cancerous than blueberry.
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>Reaper goes wraith form and stick around 4 enemies instead of fucking off
>team doesn't get ready to burst him down or spread out, only me (and i got fucking 80% of his health as Tracer)
>he gets a quadra and that wins him the game
>these people have 50+ hours on this game

I really don't have a good image to show how much i despise and loathe these monkeys. These monkeys will or are voting, having a job, having kids, etc.
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>>144601767
>le winky face
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>>144602289
noice
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>>144602308
post zenyatta you memeloving shit
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>>144602317
No, because bastion is actually fairly easy to counter with most heroes. Sniping as a mechanic in of itself is extremely unfun, beaten out only by stunning.
>>
>>144599037
Genji, tracer and Mercy
as mercy i always find myself getting into bad spots while trying to keep my team alive
>>
>>144602035
Because people don't like to acknowledge legitimate aim in a game that's supposed to be fun where there's only four characters that have precision aiming.

>Soldier 76, McCree (when he isn't fanning the hammer), Bastion, Widow
>notice how all of them are always bitched about

Because, why bring a rifle to a shotgun-energyblasting-teslacoil-icicle-moltenslag-machinepistol-shuriken-arrow-hammer-radio-sentientball fight?
>>
>>144602308
But Reaper can wreck a Winston.
>>
>>144602102
>>144601897
>>144601629
>>144601430
>>144600053
>>144600474
when did /d/ get here?
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>>144602308

>Reaper
>Bastion
>Diva
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>>144602106
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ZENYATTA? WHO WOULD EVER PICK THAT FUCKING CHARACTER EAT MY SHIT REINHARDT

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS ORB OF DISCORD? AND WHY THE FUCK IS HE SHOOTING THROUGH THE BARRIER BUT I CAN'T HOW IS THAT FAIR

AND FOR HIS Q ABILITY OR WHATEVER HE GETS TO BE INVINCIBLE, AAAAAAAAAAND HE HEALS EVERYONE AROUND HIM? WOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW OKAY BLIZZARD GREAT BALANCE THERE

WE LOST AGAIN BECAUSE SOMEHOW THEY SAW MY TIRE BEFORE IT MADE IT PAST REINHARDT AND SOMEHOW THEY SHOT IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY TOTALLY NOT HACKING GUYS
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>>144598786
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GODDAMN THE TEAM BALANCE IS FUCKING BROKEN
IVE BACKED OUT OF FIVE GAMES IN A ROW BECAUSE ITS ALWAYS RETARDS VS NO LIFE FATASS FUCKS
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>>144602389
Mercy relies heavily on your team not being shit and actually having awareness which is impossible in solo q
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>>144598786
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What is funniest voice line?

>I'm back...in black
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>>144602384
Sniping at least takes effort. Bastion is for braindead tarantulas.
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>>144600889
I suspect scat are related to that good feeling you get when you finally drop that load. Taken to some stupid extreme. Feeling of release.
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>>144602464
You are onry human
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My team sucks dickholes. What do.
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>>144599037
I can't get the hang of Zenyatta & stupid sexy Hanzo. I don't know why, but just trying to branch away from anyone else, that isn't Lucio, intimidates me.
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>>144601937
D. VA is a hardcore MLG gay-mur. MLG is all about mtndewtey. doritos. and mcdonalds.
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>>144602234
Fine. Ryujin no ken wo kurau
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>>144602469
>stand way far back
>turn down mouse sensitivity
>ohh la la :^)
It's not about effort you fucking memer, it's about the mechanic and style of play being innately unfun.
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>>144601767
I wanna pinch her chubby cheeks
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>>144602524
>kurau
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>>144602398
Read it again, I'm saying everyone wrecks winston.
Mei, Bastion, Mcree, Roadhog, Torb, D.VA and Zenyatta(w/discord orb).
Literally the worst character, he needs a buff.
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>>144602443
>player is worst than me
WHAT A FUCKING RETARD LOL
>player is better than me
FUCKING NOLIFE TRYHARD
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Torbjorn is completely nonviable at competitive and he needs a buff, I think he should be able to put three turrets down instead of one.
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>>144602516
Pimp them out tot he highest buyer.
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Please tell me there are more of these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P70xCAcLqtQ
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>>144602464
hey chill out
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>this looks like a fun game to play with my friends
>all buy it
>oh god, I forgot they're all moba and rpg babies
>cant aim for shit
>only play high skill heroes
>constantly lose
>only me and 2 other guys are actually experienced with shooters
I like my friends but this is becoming unbearable, who else knows this feel?
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>>144602516
Take the loss like nothing happened or sperg out and rage at everything.
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>>144602284
I must still be in dumpster tier but not dumpster enough that D.Va is useful.
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>>144602516
go that boi lucio and passivly heal and press e while practicing your hella sick wallrides friendo
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>>144599886
That guy was a Blizz employee. How many other people beyond that one guy have you seen complain? It's just a scare tactic Blizzard used and you idiots fell for it.
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>>144602547
That's the word, he just pronounces it weird.
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>>144602106
>Get matched with someone named calchuchesta
>"i give this map a strong 6"
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>>144602516
me hooly
team dooly
lose
>>144602562
>zen with discord
sure maybe if he lands 4 direct headshots otherwise he's dead in 3 flat seconds (2 if winston jumped on top of him)
git gud
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>>144602571
>Torbjorn is completely nonviable at competitive

found the shitter!
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>get a fucking load of kill streaks as junkrat
>enemies flopping over and getting triple kills left and right
>potg is a garbage windowlicker
JESUS CHRISTHAUJSDGAYUSF
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>>144602543
me too!
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>>144602571
I laughed
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>>144602535
>bastion sure is more fun to play against than widowmaker
>oh boy I sure do love slurping all over that gargantuan throbbing robodick
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>>144600219
How the fuck does he do this? It's unintuitive as fuck.
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>>144602171
damaging shields counts toward damage totals.
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>>144602464
A-Mei-zAAAAUGH!
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Does anyone here not have an affinity for any heroes? I never main or anything in games but in OW I'm just playing whatever and not really sticking to anything. I do like 76 though.
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>finding a more balanced game
>gets put on the exact same team with low level insta locking widowmaker on both attack and defense
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>>144602624
it's actually "kure" (give me)
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>>144602624
No, he's right. It's actually Kurae, for some reason. Because I guess the Shimada clan is perfectly okay with saying Korean words.
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I have a mouse with 1600 dpi, tips on improving my accuracy?
What settings should I use for le balanced blueberry, le truly balanced old man of autoaim and le balanced time telling cowboy?
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>>144602516
50% w/l ratio is a thing. Working as intended. Either play by blizzards rules or eat the deserter debuff.
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>>144602680
76 will work on offense or defense on any map 2bh
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>>144602582
high level Winston POTG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7znWFYDFo0
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>tfw you only get 4 commendations
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>Attack on Anubis is a guaranteed loss
>Defense on Anubis is a guaranteed win

This balance, bravo Blizzard.
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TIL that no mech D.Va's shields and armour remain after getting in and out of her mech, the mech's shields and armour are separate.
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you cant defend constant hero changes

changing from symmetra to torbjorn or lucio or something after the first point is taken is a lot different to switching four times just so you can get the best team make-up counter.

it starts making the game like matchup rock paper scissors instead of actually trying to play the game
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>>144602663
>he is litterally so bad he can't kill a stationary turret
Torbjorn's turretts are more threatening than a casual Bastion, since they can auto aim.
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I thinking about buying this game. Should I invest on the PC or Xbox?
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>>144601897
Could be multiple things. Like domination depending on the personality. Being destructive by accident.
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>>144602709
Pretty sure it's Kurau like Hanzo, (devour)
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>>144602624
It's not

That's what you get for trying to lecture languages with offerings and incense
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>>144602464

I like inducing boners into my teammates with D.Va's Awww yeaahh lewd voice line
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>>144602771
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>>144601184
I don't get the joke.
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>>144602737
>tfw you get one commend while mercy gets 7
at least I know someone appreciates me
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>>144602464
I got that and I love it, but then I got mariachi and now it's not black.
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>>144602764
It's almost like you need to be good with multiple heroes and know who is better in certain situations, or something
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>>144602805
you can be a sure as you want but you're incorrect
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>>144602834
torb and zarya (along with junkrat and roadhog) hate omnics
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This fat bitch thinks shes cute.
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>>144602764

except you lose ult charge
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>>144602825
>???
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Do commends do anything at all? More exp? Or just cosmetic
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>>144602278
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>>144602728
Drop your dpi to like 400 or 800 and drop in game sens to like 3 or 6 and you should be fine.
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Snipers in this game need a huge nerf, in TF2 you can kill everybody in one shot but here you need to get five or so headshots on a tank to finally take them down. They're completely useless as is and I think doubling their damage would be a good minimum step to making them viable beyond a soloqueue shitter level.

Also, Mercy is completely outclassed by Lucio, her ult should build faster and her damage boost should triple damage instead of double it.
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>>144602893
but she is cute
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>>144602764
>get gud
>learn your counters and avoid them respectively
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>>144602805
>>144602709
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>>144602804
Tell the other team before the match begins that all your team are using snipers and to use a good counter like Winston, and watch them all change.
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>>144602893
She might think she's cute but at least she isn't worthless like Hanzo.
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>>144601937
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>>144602771
>xbox
>even being a choice
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>>144602764
Constantly switching sucks dick because you're just throwing away ult charges.
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>>144602737
>kill 5 of 6 enemies on the point, everyone saw me do it, and I get PotG for it
>1 commend, 8 to our mercy
Why are heal-slut's egos so fragile that they constantly need commendations for gholding down LMB.
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>Healer just leaves you high and dry
Fucking hell
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>>144602805
>ryu ga waga teki wo kurau
let the dragon consume them/it/you/enemies

>ryujin no ken wo kurae
the dragon blade will take you/it/them/enemies
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>>144602951
and what do you think genji says when he ults?
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Does anybody else spam their voice line over and over again the entire match until the chatbox gets mad at you?
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>>144602824
I have not once heard an enemy use a voice line in 50 hours played. I don't think they have cross-team voicelines enabled.
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>tfw your team is a punch of pussies
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>>144602956
third from the left went from windowlicker to torbjorn to bastion

surprisingly we won with only that change

>>144602984
i still don't get it desu
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>>144602771
It's an FPS, why is console even a possible consideration? Are you retarded?
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>>144602678
The amount of damage 5 of those fuckers can soak is still pretty insane.

Most of my kills were from knocking them into the abyss.
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>match on king's row
>get set up near where the enemy is going to spawn
>match starts
>horde of winstons launch out of the gate like the fucking ape apocalypse

That shit was the most beautiful and terrifying thing I've seen in the game so far.
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>>144603041
>Punch of pussies
What did he mean by this?
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>>144603010
>mercy just pocket heals phara all game
fuck this meme
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>>144602768
>I am so insecure about liking a shit character with the most casualized game mechanics ever that I constantly make excuses for the him
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>>144602680
Me, though I see people here put all their hours into one hero and never touch the others, it's weird.
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>>144603041
this is probably my biggest concern, this doesn't happen in TF2 which has longer death counters
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>>144602729
Yeah, you have to suck up those losses to get back to equilibrium. Consider it an honor to be doing so well that the game matched you with such terrible teammates to get you to lose. Do something productive with your time.
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>>144602654
>ripping clothes
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>>144602728
http://on-winning.com/overwatch-pro-sensitivity-settings-setups-monitor-mouse-keyboard-headset/

I copied what reaver which is 400 dpi and 9 sensitivity is using since I've seen him play a pretty sick widow. I play 76 a lot and I do feel way more consistent with my accuracy.
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>>144603028
龍神の剣をくらえ!
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NERF WIDOWMAKER'S RATE OF FIRE ALREADY REEEEEE
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>>144602771
Hey /owg/ I'm about to heat up some popcorn. Should I invest on my microwave or start a fire and hold a hot pan in my hand for 10 minutes?
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Look, they're buddies.
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>>144602985
Mainly I'm asking because I want to know if the quality of players are similar to smite on PC vs Xbox. On PC you can play for a year and get rekd out of no where. On the xbox you can go 40 and 1 in your third game.
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>>144603145
upvoted
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>>144603028
>eat the blade of the dragon god
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Anyone had a match where they could hear people fighting behind you or in the edges of the map but there was nobody there?

I thought my match somehow overlapped with another match.
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>>144603010
>Run back to lucio at 50 hp, he's jerking off in the middle of the team with speed boost on.
>Run back to mercy, never notices you even after spamming "I need healing," probably because in comms with group.
>Lucio does nothing but wall ride in the well on Ilios, not even high enough up to heal or prevent a cap.
Le always updoot the support xD
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>>144603097
>implying I'm defending Bastion
I'm attacking snipers as being unfun pieces of shit you quarter-brained nigger.
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>"IS THIS EASY MODE?? XD" in chat
>Even when I'm losing

Why is playing D.Va so much fun?
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>>144603181
:)
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>>144602919
Huh, actually correct according to google. I'll take it!
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>Put barrier on full health teammate.
>They run behind cover.
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>>144602893
She's not fat, she's curvy, she's just got bulky clothes.
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>>144603198
ghosts
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>>144602521
as zen it can be really hard to do well as the only support, or if the rest of the team is kinda wonky
you need a big guy to hide behind, and some damagedealers to make use of your discord
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>>144603220
Now I want D.Va's MEKA to have a Rhino Beetle horn
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>>144603145
O-oh o-o-okay
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>>144603181
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>>144602893
low test shitter
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>>144603218
maybe the true fun was the friends that you made all along
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>>144602771
Wherever your friends are. Solo queue is cancer
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>>144600053
>Mercy x D.va
YES
>notice the diaper

Fuck this shit. Everyone who thinks it's okay should get brain cancer.
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>>144603206
>implying you weren't such a worthless sack of shit that they decided not to heal you at all
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What are these circles for? I've played for about 10 hours and they've never done anything.
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>>144603220
It just is ;)
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>>144603041

You can always tell your team is a bunch of useless pussies when they got stuck outside the Volskaya A or Anubis B "chokes".

THOSE THINGS AREN'T ACTUALLY CHOKES. IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE DEFENDING TEAM TO STOP YOU FROM GETTING THROUGH THOSE OPENINGS. HOW ARE YOU "STUCK" AND FORCED TO SPAM THROUGH THAT DOORWAY? JUST FUCKING WALK THROUGH THE DOOR.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmsEJRCndVw
>竜神の剣をくれ!!
>"Bestow me the Dragon Sword"
all of you thinking otherwise just have a vore fetish
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>>144602951
That's the fun thing about english, there's a ton of different ways to say the same thing.
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>>144602804
DEFEAT
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>>144597547
k
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>buy symmetra highlight intro
>get ready to crush on symmetra
>turrets ready
>winston
>walks through them with his tesla cannon charging

what the fuck i thought you guys said she was broken, i was so useless.
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>Offense mains
Children or autists who get off to high numbers and zooming around the map. Think they're hot shit and are the only reason their team won.

>Defense mains
Same as offense mains if they're playing as Widowmaker, or they're just idiots who just enjoy pissing others off with gimmicky shit. Gets mad really easily.

>Tank mains
Sad people who know they aren't good enough to learn a damage dealing class, but want to play something other than support. Most likely to be the people wishing their team was better. Probably very tired and will quit the game within a few weeks.

>Support mains
Special snowflakes who take pride in playing the role nobody else wants to, while not realizing the reason for it is their role has the least depth of any other, and their gameplay is just playing wack-a-mole while your team does all the heavy lifting. Think they're superior to everyone else for whatever reason.
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>>144602868
>>144602946
that's not the fucking point
christ this general is horrifically stupid sometimes

you lose a point, you fall back and change to another hero, okay
then the opponent chooses something to counter you
then you counter that
so on so forth

that is literally what you're "supposed" to do with counterplay. there needs to be some kind of limit so the game is more based around outskilling your opponent and not outpicking them, during the game.
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>>144602771
I play Xbox and it's not bad. Not nearly as bad as /vg/ would have you think, but /vg/ loves being fucked in the ass by widowmakers so there you go
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>d.va's angry squeal when she takes damage

cute!
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>>144603365
Try to not be shit for one match and you'll find out!
>>
what is THE hardest chevo to get in the game. I'm thinking kill 3 symmy teleporters because 1. nobody plays symmetra and 2. good luck finding it 3 times
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>>144603365
>level 26
>never got a single medal for being exemplary in your heroes specific attacker/defender/tank/support class

You must really be shitty then.
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>>144600053
Well she has the right gaming device for a baby. Nice touch.
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>A typical thing happened
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Would you?
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>pick Lucio
>team is spread out and shit

What he fuck do I do at this point? Play as an offense hero?
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>tfw you find and kill a junkrat right as he uses his ult
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>>144603420
You should hear her screams when she falls off the map when she's zero suit.
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>>144603370
Bastion 2hard.
>>
Change one thing to make your favorite hero absolutely great, or absolute OP if they're already great.

>D.va
>can shoot while flying
>shooting while walking doesn't slow her down
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what are the buffs and nerfs coming in? I heard dva is getting a buff which im excited about.
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>>144603417
if you're opponent wants to play rock paper scissors you play the tango. Dance around that motherfucker and git gud
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>>144603036
Nope, don't even know how.

Don't know how to do the emote poses for showbutting and shit either.
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>>144603000
don't switch till after you die after using your ult.
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>>144602654
Please commit suicide, for the sake of everyone else. Thank you.
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>>144603442
Lucio kill one
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>>144603498
YES
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>>144603365
This isn't even entry level bait and people still fell for it
Sasuga /owg/
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>>144603498
YES

I want to watch that plump little belly jiggle as I fuck her.
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>>144603498
Through the suit. Relentlessly. Like, just cut a hole and start fucking her mercilessly through it.
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>>144603413

Don't put them all in one place. The turrets are meant to slow enemies and support your teammates.

Put them in singles and duos near contested corners and health packs to help your team.
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>>144602771
>should I buy it on a dead console that's basically a shitty little PC I can't upgrade OR should I buy it on a gaming device that'll still be getting more than multiplats next year?
>>
>Assemble your team
>person with the name Genji has already locked Genji
Noped the fuck out of that game as fast as possible
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>>144603220
Because D.Va is one of us.
It's like Bruce Lee said, Don't Think Shitpost
>>
so is overwatch a success?
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>>144603498
no hesitation
full speed
balls deep
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Ok the hero gallery is made for fap sessions jesus christ
>check out the hero gallery
>click on widow
>check out all her stuff get a raging boner
>30 seconds later im too tired to even play anymore

Shiit
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>>144603501
Pretty much. That or go Mercy so you can get to them a bit faster. I know the feeling.
>>
>don't feel like playing certain characters like McCree, Junkrat and Winston and would rather play someone else
>Love their characters/aesthetic too much

it was never this hard in tf2
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>>144603395
>Hanzo
Let the dragon(s) consume them.

>Genji
Taste the blade of the dragon god.

The symbols of each are completely different in Japanese, so I guess the fact that they both start with a Kur is pure coincidence. Kind of like a homophone.
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>shoot a guy
>he is shooting
>teammates are shooting
>mfw
>>
Lucio seems like a good sniper
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>>144603553
>4 kills while wallriding
who's idea was this
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>>144603120
Seriously, something needs to be done with these people throwing themselves into the enemies one by one without waiting for the rest of the team.

This shit's only acceptable if you're trying to extend overtime, and that's still a risky ass maneuver.
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>>144603276
>as zen it can be really hard to do well as the only support, or if the rest of the team is kinda wonky

Yep, I understand that. I've been playing with friends lately & we all just designate ourselves to who we're good with already (myself defaulting to Lucio since it's rare to have someone else play as Mercy). At this point, I really regret not branching out when my levels were somewhat low. At least, I probably could've gotten away with being a somewhat shitty Zenyatta.
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>>144603370
>team shieldcucking on Hanamura A gate
>Lucio+Gaijin literally run in and cause a scene on the point.
>team is now shieldcucking on the B corridor
Ree...
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>Tfw consistently having like 2 minute games on attack A/B maps because if you get A and still have ults and people don't die you literally just snowball down to B and straight up win. Same thing happens against me on defense vs stacks

Wtf is this shit? Is it intended?
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Ghost or Smoke 76?
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>>144603506
>tfw fall into junkrat trap
>5 minutes in still inside the trap
>get penalized for inactivity
>try to rejoin the game
>trashmouse is there looking at me
>throws me 5 grenades and his mine
>kills me and my entire team because of AoE damage
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>>144603370
Because they're trying to stay alive rather than make an opening by sneaking on to the point
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>>144603520
>winston
>able to give the monkey d all around him
>shorter cooldown on the jump
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>>144603506
>tfw you forget about Total Mayhem
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>>144603612
no it was a massive failure, go home it's over
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I'm gonna speak the truth right now. Reinhardt sucks. he's incapable of doing anything on his own besides making meme webms of earthshatters. you basically play him if you enjoy gambling if your team sucks or not.
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>>144603607
>Don't Think Shitpost
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>>144603442
Game over
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>>144603590
i put 3 and 3
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>>144603379
>give me the sword of the dragon
>he already has it
くらえ doesn't always mean to "eat" in a literal sense.
if you played a lot of japanese shouting games (e.g. fighting games and super robot wars games), a lot of them have special moves and whatsuch that says it the way it is.
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>>144602771
Console is ruined by hot garbage tracer mains being literally everywhere because nobody can aim
makes dva viable though
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>>144602464
"You seem familiar. Ain't I killed you before?"
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>>144603615
>previewing Mei's "Companion" emote from behind so you can see her ass
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>play with person several maps in a row
>they only play genji/widowmaker
>they are level 50+
>check profile
>30 hours on genji/widowmaker
>0 hours on 18 heroes

why
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>>144603370
>playing d.va on attack volskaya
>enemy forces camping near spawn
>sneak to point with the back shortcut
>get it all the way to second tick before enemies finally reach the point
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>>144598812
ITS HIGH NOON
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>>144603442
doesnt winston have one where you have to kil 10 traps/mines in one life. why would that even be a thing?
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>>144602562
and Winston wrecks probably a third of the roster.
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>>144603734
He's not supposed to do anything on his own. He has 75 damage melee, he's designed to be cleanup.
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Pharah needs a cooldown reduction.
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>>144600176

To be fair this is not as bad as it looks. Like 3 quarters of floating shit like that is not even solid, like the UFOs on Hollywood.
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>>144603764
>he already has it
then why can't he just use it whenever he wants?
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>>144603417
>that is literally what you're "supposed" to do with counterplay
You have five other people on your team for a reason
Also please let me know how many games you've played where that happens because usually you only switch if you're REALLY getting your ass kicked
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>>144603506
>tfw you shoot him twice and miss every time but still get the kill bcos the hitboxes for widowmaker are huge

wew
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>>144602664

It's the new meta, bro! OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN

seriously though, i tried it in practice mode. It's tricky but do-able. There's a few rules that the wall-ride follows, and once you understand those, it becomes pretty easy to do. There's already a number of guides and videos on how to perform these wall rides.

I seriously want to see wall-riding continue to develop into it's own thing too, with its own dedicated community developing wall-ride tech and have wall-riding competitions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLM4yxrazK8
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>>144602318
>Tfw nearly solo kill the Reaper during his ult on my whole team
>He only lives because of his souls and my team didn't attack him they tried to run away instead
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>KOTH as Mercy
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>>144603734
My job isn't to kill everybody as Rein. It's to protect my allies and mop up the bad guys if I see an opening.
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>>144603612
Nope, flopped harder than Battleborn, pretty surprising really, everyone expected a huge Blizzard success as always.
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>>144603852
his other one is to hit all 6 enemies with red hulk ape

it sounds pretty easy but there are so few situations where he would be able to hit everyone
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>>144603852
I think that one is called Minesweeper? I got it without even trying, I never try for achievements.
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>>144603946
It's a salt avalanche.
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>genji is with you
nope
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>>144603983

This is why you play Lucio as a support on KotH my man.
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how exactly do i know that the enemy widow maker used her ult without me dying first in the process.
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>>144600746
>symmetra drops down from the sky and starts bunnyhopping into you like a madwoman.
The only heroes that can fight her at that range sans ult are reinhardt and reaper. If you catch her out of position she's laughably kittable, immobile and squishy though.
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Yo can someone link me the discord please.
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>>144600736
original image?
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>>144598965
I want fanart of heroes as children getting bullied by their counters on the playground
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>>144599457
>looks p real to me :o XD ^^

Neck yourself faggot
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>gold medal in eliminations and damage
>potg is a hanzo missing every shot
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>>144603991
>hitting the latent hitbox of a junkrat that's left the screen
20 tick was a mistake
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>>144601606
>rectangle mercy
Stop posting that too
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>>144602771
don't. shit game that only has ass, gets boring after 1 week, and give you 0 incentive to play unless you're playing with 4 or 5 other friends
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>>144604113
You sometimes hear a quiet CHERCHEZ LA FEMME BAGUETTE HON HON HON
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>>144603826
>playing with a stack attacking Numbani
>4 teammates keep the enemy team busy at spawn while me as S76 and the Lucio sneak around to the point
>sit on the point and start capping it
>enemy S76 respawns and runs straight past us back into the fight
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>>144599202
I would absolutely demolish her cunt and penis.
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>>144604194
nice screenshot of /owg/ famiglio
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>roadhog chains sym for an easy kill
>misses the shotgun blast
>proceeds to miss every shot at close range
>dies
>mfw that roadhog was me
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>>144604134
Sym can't solo a McCree unless the McCree is awful
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What if you could pick any characters weapon in the game?

>Genji with roadhog's shotgun
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>>144603892
Why can't Reinhardt just smash his hammer down whenever he wants?
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>>144602664
He has one of the Logitech mice with the ratchet/freespin scroll wheel and has jump bound to mwheeldown. Lots of bhoppers did this in Quake/CS, the freespin basically made it automatic instead of having to scroll for every jump.

Overwatch is hardcoded though, if you've pressed and held the button, it will not allow you to jump again unless you've completely released the button. Pharah's M2/Space bar is the only exception. So you do have to go back to manually scrolling for each jump, but the freespin does act as if you've held down the space bar, which automatically causes Lucio to wallride.
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>>144603630
I think of it more as "Let the dragon devour my foes." But there's a lot of different ways to say the same thing in English.
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>>144604275
>pull someone as roadhog
>rather than going in a straight line they zigzag and end up behind me
>die because gun is shit
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>>144604293
>reinhardt with winston gun when he has his shield up
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>>144604292
She absolutely can as long as he's outta HOL UP's.
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>>144604321
Because the American government orchestrated 9-11.
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i hate how instant res is
atleast you kan kill lucio in the short time between when he presses q and when the beat gets dropped
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>>144604373
Woah there
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What's your default setup when you have a six man team going, /owg/?
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>>144604275
>mfw that kind of thing happens all the fucking time to me
Seriously, I get killed by an enemy Tracer in a split second of her opening fire. I look at the replay and they just dragged the cursor across me while holding down the button. Meanwhile when I'm Tracer, I seem to be underarm throwing cotton wool at everyone even when I swear to GOD that I did the same thing.
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>>144604373
People keep saying shit like this but I've never seen a Symmetra kill anyone.
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>>144600972
>dog hero when?
As long as it isn't fur shit in any way. No matter what, shitty fur art will het made though cause furrys have no self control.
>>
>>144604293
>>144604363
>D.Va with symmetra's gun
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>>144604293
D.va with Bastion's minigun :^)
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>>144604292
Oh yeah forgot about him. mccree solos everybody though
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>>144604242
Only if you are alive, not firing, and you had line of sight at the time of her ulti. Even if you meet those conditions, she says it in a hushed tone so it's really hard to hear unless you have a good pair of headphones that are really good at picking up that frequency.
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>ponywatch
>furrywatch
>diaperwatch
What the fuck is going on with this fandom
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>>144604293
D.va with reinhardt's hammer
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>>144604439
>what is Winston
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>>144604407
5 soldier 76 and 1 reinhardt for payload
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>>144604373
Hammer still fucks you over
Gotta pray he sucks at aiming them
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Someone play with me

tylermeep#1921
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>>144603442
Lucio grind and kill 4 people and maybe Widow getting a headshot while falling.

Those are just based on luck.
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>>144604419
omnic dog?
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>No one plays support
>No one defends point
>Everyone runs in one by one
>Its a you're over 50% win game
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>>144604469
winston's gun can't do 125 dps
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>>144604407
I've never once played with a single person I know, let alone 5. I don't know any other geeks.
>>
BALANCE PATCH WHEN

NEW SKINS WHEN

NEW MAPS WHEN

NEW HEROES WHEN
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fresh OC
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>>144604462

TF2 migration
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>>144601562
D.Va's mech guns got buffed on release and still suck. I've been playing her pretty well ever since the beta. Hoping these D.Va buffs don't make the game to easy for me now.
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I got one potg so far
I'm level 28
>final seconds
>payload is here
>kill 4 guys
>potg goes for widow with 2 kills
I have gold/silver medal pretty much everytime
I'm always on payload.
How this shit works?
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>>144603538
Th only thing we know is that blizzard is looking at dva and mccree, that's it
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>>144604321
The rocket boosters on his hammer need to recharge
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>>144602951
>spanish
it isn't just a meme, is it?
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>>144604407
getting rolled while some dumbass plays symmetra on king of the hill and another plays fucking hanzo
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>>144604560
>D.Va's mech guns got buffed on release and still suck

no they dont

Up close you win 1v1's usually.
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>>144604503
charge quick pupper
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>>144604462
It's not a "fandom", you Tumblrina. It's just a small group of people that happen to do one thing that the others do. Are you in the "boiled egg" fandom, or the "scratching your back with a pencil" fandom? inb4 yes.
>>
>join game
>attack on numbani
>make it second to last point
>things start going down hill
>lose
>in the end the zenyatta on own team gets the gold medal for damage done

fucking kill me, one of my worse games yet.
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>>144604462
send them to >>/vg/battleborn
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>>144604592
why doesn't he charge them before the round begins?
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>>144604321
because it has a cooldown
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>>144604342
But they are saying explicitly different things.

>Ryu
dragon(s)
>Ryujin
dragon entity

Tones in asian languages convey more context, even if it's the exact same wording. Genji is saying it tauntingly. Like, how a cocky guy would say, "come have a taste of my sword".
>>
Hol up
(somebody call the undertaker)
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>Attack on Volskaya Industries
>Two Hanzos and a Genji
Ranked match when?
So I can complain about the same shit
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Is there ever a reason not to go Sym on Def, at least until the first cap point is lost?
Teleporter and turrets in choke points are OP a fuck
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>>144604585
Basically it goes to anyone who uses their ultimate near the objective
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>>144604621
name at least 20 characters that don't shit on d.va
can't? tough luck kiddo you're waifu is shit
>>
What if for the D.Va buff, they made her guns give whatever they hit a minor slowdown?
>>
d.va doesn't need a buff

anyone who thinks this is a fucking retard
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>>144604653
yes.
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>>144604095
>Lucio doing circle grinding on the central pillar in Lijiang.

I was warching a streamer who's team could barely kill him and they lost 100-0 because that Lucio was always contesting.
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>>144604518
Post your battle tag.

>You get a 20% xp bonus when partied up.
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>>144603925
nah mate
3/4 of the defence games turn into people switching to mei, bastion, torbjorn, mercy, reinhardt, etc all depending on the situation just on the last point constantly. as soon as they realise people are getting privy to say, reinhardt defending, they drop him and change to say, roadhog. etc
>>
>>144604518
I play with one, it's not as fun as they make it out to be but maybe it's because he's a chronic rager.
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>>144604730
People already complain about what little CC there already is in the game.
>>
>banter with m8s on voice chat
>learn 2 english retard
I thought this game is bully free.
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>>144604769
outclassed by every other tank
out damaged by every offense
ult has killed more d.vas than it has other players
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>>144604472
If you prance around him like a retarded curry ninja on crack he ain't hitting shit. He needs to land half the fan, you need to tether him for like 1.5s or so.
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>>144604621
>Up close you win 1v1's usually
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>>144604724
name 39 overwatch characters that shit on d.va
>>
>tfw solo queue has stressed me out so much that I rage uninstalled today
I haven't won a single match in days. I feel like I'm getting cancer from this game.
>>
A neat feature or bug, you can't hear ults being called while that giant bell is ringing.
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>>144602031
Rank honestly doesn't mean jack shit, anon. Its mostly based on your playtime.
>>
>Brb need smoke break. Should be 5 minutes
For once, the inactivity timer pleases me.
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>>144603861
Yeah but the counters are too strong, thats why everyone picks roadhog.
>>
G
O V E R W A T C H
O
D
F U C K I N G
. . . . . . I
. . . . . . G E N E R A L
. . . . . . H
. . . . . . T
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>>144604793
>be Zarya
>blast him off the pillar
>blast him again when he lands
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>>144604869
well, maybe YOU don't. but most people who aren't retarded do.
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>>144604950
>K I G H T
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>>144604950
GOOD
FUCKING
KIGHT
OVERWATCH
GENERAL

>KIGHT
YOU DONE FUCKED UP, SON
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>>144604919
You can if you wear headphones and turn on Dolby Atmos. It turns on spatialization, and gives depth to hearing like CS.
>>
Guys, guys.

>d.va can now sheild AND shot AND fly at same time
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>>144604950
goodf fucking kight to you too nigger
>>
Does anyone else feel like when they see someone on their team pick zenyatta it's basically a wasted slot?

I've never seen anyone do well with this character. I mean he gets fucking wrecked by a gust of wind yet needs line of sight to be useful at all. His heal is a worse version of mercy's, and he's slow as fuck.

I don't know, maybe he's just underrepresented and I have yet to see his true potential, but damn.
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>>144604529
>BALANCE PATCH WHEN
With the ranked patch at the end of June at the latest.

>NEW SKINS WHEN
>NEW MAPS WHEN
>NEW HEROES WHEN
Who knows?
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>>144604694
Yes they are saying different things.

Genjis pronunciation of kurae is off though.
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>>144604950
Way to fuck it up retard.

Don't bother waking up.
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>>144604769
She's kinda the zenyatta of tanks
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>>144604716
I did multiple times.
Wiped enemy team - 3 with ult 1 with gun and one melee.
Still nothing.
Potg goes to s76 killing 3 guys in the beginning.
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>>144605006
Better than another Genji/Hanzo
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>>144604769
After carefully digesting your well-reasoned arguments I have come to the conclusion that you are wrong and in fact fucking stupid.
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>>144605052
difference is zenyatta can deal damage rofl
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>>144605002
Just allowing her to shoot and fly at the same time, OR reduced the movement penalty while shooting, OR decrease the spread of her guns by 50% would make her absolutely great.

>D.va's guns can shoot down individual bullets and missiles
>somehow has to shoot like a shotgun normally
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>>144605106
>>144605106
>>144605106
new
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>>144605006
>Does anyone else feel like when they see someone on their team pick zenyatta it's basically a wasted slo

YES

>>144605054

Good genjis and Hanzos can actually contribute to their team. Zenyatta may as well be a wasted slot if the other team has a lucio or mercy
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>>144604529
>balance patch for a game that released 2 weeks ago

mobabbies plz go
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>>144605006
Once you get out of low MMR games you'll see the true power of the headshot god
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>tfw you get more wins when playing on pubs than with friends because one of their main strats is to go Lucio and Mercy, they barely switch, and are afraid of dying instead of contesting a point
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>>144604869
>have a huge recticule
>point at head
>win
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>>144605019
Hanzo says Kurau. Genji says Kurae. Genji is saying something completely different from Hanzo, and his pronunciation is right, if a little slurred.
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>>144605006
a good zenyatta = terrifying and unexpected
a bad zenyatta = 98% of zenyattas you will see

his discord orb and his auto attack together are incredibly potent if he manages to chain them successfully.

his heal is average yea, but he gets charge fast and his ultimate is crazy useful
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>>144603002

because no body else wants to do it
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>>144604931
>fast paced game
>5 minute smoke break
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>>144604979
If you a lose to a d.va in 1v1 you are legitimately retarded. All you have to do is step back a little to make her gun near useless then go to town on her critbox (aka 90% of her mech). Headshot her as she exits the mech.
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>>144602893
Shes cute to the point were it pisses me off. Fuck Mei. Reminds of those shitty fluffy pony torture things.
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>>144605141
Specifically League. Dota patches every 3 months or so.
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>>144604705
Nope. There's a reason why she has the highest winrate. Teleporter is essentially 7 mini-Mercy ultimates if it gets all of its charges used. Sentries are really fucking powerful when its being used in conjunction with your teammates, and your +25 shield matters more than people think.
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>>144605156
>30+
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>>144605165
I know they are, his pronunciation of Kurae is off though, it should be pronounced more like ku-ra-e Or rather that's how most say it.
>>
>>144603129
400 dpi 9 sens sounds uncomfortably low
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>>144605246
She has the highest winrate because only expert players pick her. And isn't it 6 charges for the teleporter?
>>
If I purposefully do absolutely fucking nothing it will eventually start matching me with shitters, right?
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>>144604148
Source is in the image man.
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>>144605343
you get used to it, I'm using 450 dpi 7 sens and my aim looks smooth as butter
>>
Zenyatta buff when?
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>>144603991
>trusting randoms
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>>144604979
>Walk backwards while attacking D.Va's huge critbox
>She can't keep up because of her slow movement while attacking
>Win
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>>144604950
Why does kight look like some really offenesive slang. Fucking kights, cant stand em
>>
>always play FPS on PC
>Like Overwatch a bit
>Friend has it on PS4, so I decide to give it a shot while at his house

>dominate the entire match as D.VA getting 42 kills and 4 deaths as well as POTG.

Jesus, console babbies are bad.
>>
>>144605343
Nah you could go a lot lower than that and still be comfortably low.

How low you go is preference but you should want to stay around 20-40cm/360 at least, which is just a medium sens. Many are more comfortable lower, but in a game like this I find medium sens to be more practical because of the movement involved.

The downside to lower sensitivities is it hinders your reaction time to enemies that attack you from behind. Not such a big problem in CSGO for instance where lower sens is more heavily favored, because you can usually ensure the enemy will be in front of you and you don't have to make big 180's, and in the case that you do, there's little chance you can recover from being attacked from behind anyways, so the downside is negligible.

Not really the case ina game like this or another arena style shooter like quake or unreal, attacks from behind are something you need to be prepared for.

400 and 9 is something like 38cm, which is still in the medium range bordering on low.
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>>144603002
i think most games have so little ways to congratulate / honor supports people are over doing it in OW. I think that kind of shit will stop after a while and people learn the difference between just getting a card and being an exceptional healer
>>
>>144605432
can you turn fast enough?
i used to play very low sens but after a few years not being able to get my crosshair quickly wherever i needed it really bugged me
>>
>play high noon man against a meme team of 4 high noon mans on Lijiang Tower
>my turn to high noon
>kill 2 people and bring two of the mccrees to <10% health
>they approach me
>throw a flash bang and it kills them both
outmemed
>>
>>144605804
yeah, I've got a big mousepad so that helps
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>>144605804
Just move the mouse farther faster, it's not that difficult, you get used to it.
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>>144605475
He just needs a speed boost. He can discord and pick off most offensive and defensive heroes rather quickly if he's a decent player. He can be a slight annoyance to tanks.

Source: I have over 11 hours on Zeny.
>>
>>144602464
REACH FOR THE SKY
REACH FOR THE SKY
REACH FOR THE SKY
I spam this after flash banging and M2 someone to death
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>>144600517
needs doritos lips
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>>144605601
>shield man still alive
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>>144603685
lol what the fuck?

>Current Patch
>Not leaving trap
>>
>decide to get good at Genji
>fail and fail, die instantly after using ult, get rekt by anything, shit aim
>play 30+ hours with 1.6 K/D
>yesterday suddenly got good
>20 victories in a row with a team of 6 people, 3-4 medals each game(with 2-3 golds), get 10 potgs, wreck anything, reflect hanzo's ult, reflect mei's ult, reflect 90% of mccrees' and pharas' ults
So satisfying
>>
>>144597421

my god i heard it in his voice
>>
Pharah is basically Quake 3, I like it
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>>144607530
Yeah if Quake 3 was aimed at seniors with motor control impairments, this game moves way too slow to be compared to quake

Heroes suffers from the same thing where it moves at a third of the speed of a normal moba
>>
>>144603083

Yeah I saw the same thing on route 66, it is horriying seeing all those Winstons jump out.

I've won with all winston and all torbjorn, those are the only two. When the other team played all winson on route 66 we smashed them so hard they all swapped,
>>
>>144608264
I really wanna try All D.Va.

Would probably be worth it just for the start-of-match boost out of the gate
>>
>>144603442

The Floor Is Lava
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>>144598812
IT'S HIGH NOON
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>>144604701
hey man genji is pretty good on volskaya
>>
>>144604502
The widow falling headshot is actually pretty easy if you're comfortable with your sensitivity and have decent aim.
>>
>>
>>144607752
I meant the character feels like she was inspired at teast by quake.
>>
>change window size to maximised
>windowed every time game is launched

anyone else have this on PC?
>>
>>144609452
I do. At least for me, it only happens every time after I've launched the client and alt-tabbed to something else while waiting.
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>>144601767
Yeah and mei looks like she either has down syndrome or server autism explains why the internet likes her.
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