Tracer best girl
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Last Thread: >>144570772
Am I able to get into Overwatch at this point? Is it too late?
I think this game looks fun.
first for im level 40 with no legendaries and only 840 gold
Tracer worst girl
>>144589106
The game just came out last month, it isn't too late at all
tfw lonliness keeps growing as freinds stop hanging out and all attempts aren't working, so here I am playing a game online trying to cope, and the fun is hardly even there any more.
fuck my life guys
nth for windowlicker players are literally shit at the game
nth for yatta~
>>144589106
the game has literally just been released
anyone have any skin ideas?
I want pants genji
How do I get good with Hanzo? Always feel like I'm doing the right thing and I like playing as her but my win rate is abysmal.
It's a cuck episode
I like world of tanks
Blueberry
>its an attack on anubis with pugs episode
wait, we actually made it past the first point
still lost, but we actually did something for once
i want to cuddle with loli d.va in a cute one-piece swimsuit and make her my little sister!
Who is the most shipped hero in OW? Mercy?
>>144589106
It just came out like a week ago dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knD6CqI3t04
Tracer is cute!
>>144589294
>its a "you die once and the other team steamrolls the point" episode
>>144589180
Can you get all those things in the Origins in game or are they exclusive?
Probably getting the $40 one anyway, but just wondering.
ISn'T THIS JUST A CARTOON TF2 MADE FOR LIL GIRLS TO PLAY?????
>>144589210
>Farah also has one of the worst winrates in the game
Source?
>bought a kb+m adapter for ps4 arriving Tuesday
Gonna be worth every penny.
>been having hella fun as dva lately
>just got "IS THIS EASY MODE" from a crate
why is winston so fun? never gets old shitting on widows and their supports, along with easily taking out T2 turrets or baiting the molten core. feels like he is an easy version of genji but actually provides something for the team.
>Getting our ass kicked because no one wants to support
>Realize I've never played Zenyatta, figure I'd give him a shot.
>Realize he's fun as fuck
I really hope they buff him soon, or just make it so Widowmaker can't 1 shot him with a fucking bodyshot.
>>144589225
>that image
I'd love a Whitemane skin for Mercy.
>mfw a stupid monkey tries to deny my ult
Where would you take widowmaker on a first date?
>>144589328
It's weird how the second Reaper's personality is played for laughs, he fits in perfectly with the other characters
But most of the time it just isn't for some reason
>>144589306
Yes. Easily. Shipped with absolutely everyone.
as someone with bad phone lines, this game really is terrible when i lag
movement doesn't just stutter, it regularly stops, and can't be fixed. it's absolutely horrible. is this a problem with the incredibly low tickrate? because this has never been such a huge issue in other games. even when i lag in other games it's not forcing me to stop moving while im holding a button down. it'd stutter, but not entirely fucking stop.
>trying to play overwatch between the hours of 8am and 2am
help
REMINDER:
>SS Tier
Mercy
>S Tier
McCree
Widowmaker
Lucio
>A Tier
Reinhardt
Winston
Tracer
Zarya
>B Tier
Junkrat
Roadhog
Soldier 76
>C Tier
Pharah
Reaper
Bastion
>D Tier
Genji
Hanzo
Torbjorn
>E Tier
Symmetra
Zenyatta
Mei
D.Va
>>144589341
The 5 extra skins and stuff are in the origins edition, they're just skins though so you'll save $20 by purchasing the regular edition if you're indifferent about them
>>144589363
Here - and yeah, it's actually the very worst.
https://watcher.gg/heroes
>shitters get so shitter shoah'd when you talk shit they take the game personally and have a vendetta on you
I fucking love this game
>Tfw you get McCreeamed and it makes you so mad that you stop playing for the rest of the night
>It's a 'I'm not going to bitch about our team setup till after the match is over' episode.
You fuckbois that do this need to stop, you've got plenty of time to communicate either with a headset/mic or when you die type that shit out.
Fuckin yea I'm kinda rustled.
https://clyp.it/g4phbfg5
>>144589296
back the fuck off my wife you disgusting pedo freak
>>144589225
>Man with No Name McCree
>Labcoat Mei
>Human Zenyatta
>'Nam S76
For that anon from like a while ago
>>144589106
the only thing you've missed out on is the widowmaker pre order skin.
like now may be one of the best times to get into overwatch, for a ton of reasons
>>144589472
>that genji KDR
explains a lot
>>144589225
A Tracer and Widowmaker skin where they switch personalities and appearences somewhat.
Widow becomes a normal colored really peppy french woman.
Tracer becomes DIO essentially.
>>144589382
>winston jumps on me
>mercy flys over and literally outheals his damage
>kill him with automatic rifle
>blow kiss
>mercy does slut things
>winston switches to widowmaker and tries to snipe it out
i laughed
>>144589520
>Human Zenyatta.
Go on.
CATCH PHRASE!
anyone remember when you could ult as d.va and actually hit somebody?
>>144589401
browntown
>>144589513
back the fuck off my cute loli sister you disgusting normal freak
>>144589401
From behind.
>>144589397
that is the worst execution I have ever seen in comic form
How to fix anubis:
>make another entrance from spawn to first point attacker side, preferably 2 more so you don't get spammed out like fuck instantly.
>make the middle route on last point more open
>make the right route (perspective from attacker side) actually lead to somewhere and not ambush heaven
>left is somewhat fine, maybe move the spawn area so it isn't directly at the end.
>remove either the full platform or half of the platform on the pillars.
>>144589548
Fuck.
I hate games like this 'cause I'm sort of a perfectionist and I'll always be bothered by a skin I don't have that I'll never use.
Fuck it, I'm getting the game. The /v/ shills have won.
>>144589508
alright that's it, time to activate JP voices
>>144589608
you're very cute anon!
>>144589401
An omnic rally in King's Row.
post the slutty one
>>144589632
That's pretty much it. Make him look similar to the monk from D3. He can still shoot balls.
BLACKHARDT OR LIONHARDT
Should Pharah be buffed? I dunno if the current meta of Widowmaker/McCree/S76 is just making her seem like complete fucking doodoo, but it seems silly to me how squishy she is, how hot garbage her dps is, and how virtually worthless her ult is.
She just seems underwhelming. She got nerfed back in closed beta and I think it was way too early to throw around nerfs because it made her pretty meh.
What she could really use is more survivability. Damage clearly isn't the name of the game with her because literally every offense hero has higher dps than her, as do some defense heroes. So the least she could get is a buff to her tankiness.
>100 health, 100 armor so that she isn't ripped to shreds by hitscan classes clicking on her from a mile away (s76 in particular)
would be good imo.Reposting because discussion in /owg/ is refreshing.
>>144589513
>he doesn't like loli d.va
bad choice desu senpai
>>144589762
>>144589773
As I just said, she has the worst winrate in the game. Funnily enough, McCree and Widowmaker have 2 of the worst as well.
>>144589225
Chopper dude skin for roadhog/maybe junkrat aswell. Same vein as torbs deadlock skin.
>>144589638
A few days ago yeah
>>144589762´
your mom?
>>144589768
lion
>>144589768Stonehardt
>>144589106
I know the feeling anon. I should've pre-ordered. better to have gotten it than wait around like a fucking idiot I am while I wait to make my computer than run it. fuck my shitlaptop
Anyone know the ffmpeg options to keep this under 3 MB without looking like shit? I'm assuming 720p
Tracer is pure cancer
her kit is cancer
her voice is cancer
her model is cancer
her playerbase is cancer
why the fuck does she exist?
all she does is annoy people
we really live in an age where the most entertaining thing to do with your time, is to purposely annoy people, dont we?
>>144589768
Bloodhardt
>>144589693
eh dont worry bout it, unless you play with a ton of e-spurts or e-celebs you'll almost never see it, blizzard were pretty shitty with their beta invites.
Can someone from this thread please give me the pros and cons of this game? I kinda want to get it but I'm conflicting with myself
gfycat com/ThatEmotionalImago
Fuck blueberries.
>>144589829
nope worst winrate is mercy
>>144589897
perhaps you shoudl change your hero for once in your life to someone who does well against her
>>144589897
ZIP ZIP ZIP
LUV CAVALRY LUV CHEERS
HAHAHAHAHHA
Her fucking hold breath intro is cancer.
>>144589814
delete this! d.va is pure!
>>144589472
wew i feel better about my winrate with her now.
hey blizzard
if i leave hanamura and hit quick match again, i probably don't want to play hanamura
complicated concept i know
>>144589860
>No killfeed
>People all standing around like dead ducks as the timer goes down
1. Post loli Tracer
2. Post Tracer JP voicehopefully it's that kind of husky tomboy anime voice.
>>144589905
It was a pre-order bonus, nothing to do with beta.
>>144589928
pros
>it's fun
cons
>widowmaker
>>144589884
Do 720x404.
So last night my friends and I went triple Mei on Nepal and Illios. We were 3 Meis, Lucio, McCree, and Hanzo then Reaper.
Anyway we won both matches 2-0 with 100%-0% each round. Got an achievement and invented a new meita.
I recommend trying it, we had a lot of fun and while I'm sure at the higher elos it won't work as well it was pretty effective. You can spam walls, lots of iceblocks, snipe pretty well, and chain ults as needed. Watching enemies run from one Mei's frost gun right into another and getting double headshot is ameizing.
>>144589884
yeah change the resolution you dingus
>>144589928
Pros: it's super casual
Cons: people think it's not
>>144589947
your argument is on the assumption im mad i died to her
im mad she exists, she is obnoxious and the entire point of her existing is to be annoying as fuck, i hate playing against her and i hate having her on my team, more than anything else
>>144589225
Deadlock McCree
Skullface McCree
Transformers Bastion
>>144589210
>>144589363
>Farah
>>144589884
-c:v libvpx -crf 4 -b:v 1500K
and resize if necessary
>>144589993
killfeed, what do you mean by that?
>>144589693
>>144589905
It was a pre-order and it's a pretty bad skin
>>144589992
also, if i leave a game, it probably means i don't want to play with these people
>>144589928
Pros:
>cute girls like d.va and mei
>beautiful mother mercy
Cons:
>everything else
>>144589829
I'm more concerned about her trash kd ratio across all players. It's the worst of all the offense heroes barring Genji, and Genji's is only that low because he's relatively difficult to play. I dunno why Pharah's k/d would be so shit given that she isn't that hard to play mechanically which just leads me to believe she isn't very strong right now.
>>144589773
I'd say take the wait and see approach, her current problem is that 2/3 of her counters are skullfuckingly op, after they get nerfs she SHOULD feel a lot better, if not then some buffs may be in order
>SoloQ'ing
>Managed to get a 58% WR over the last few days
>All of a sudden every team mate is a literal bottomfeeding mouthbreather
>Suffer 12 losses in a row
T-That's enough right Blizz? I can have actual real games n-now right Blizz?
>>144589947
This is the site I've heard mentioned most and she's the worst one here. So either way, she's either worst or 2nd worst. It's a very bad place to be.
https://watcher.gg/heroes
Perfection
Where do you guys get your fanfiction at? I use Ao3 but they barely have any of best boy
>>144589773
When/if McCree and Widow are nerfed, she'll be a lot more dominant
And if those two aren't nerfed, she should be given an extra 50 health
Because it's really shitty that the character who puts herself in straight up the most vulnerable position in the game is countered so hard by three different characters and doesn't have the health to even survive one mistake
>gold medal on elim, silver on damage
>as zenyatta
i know his orbs are pretty rude but i feel like something went wrong somewhereit wasn't picking zen shutup
>>144589928
Pros
>it's TF2
Cons
>it's TF2
>>144589995
>Post loli Tracer
sure, go ahead. but loli d.va is better
>>144589396
The good news is they can probably work out some promotional deal with the guys who run WoW and get it in the game.
Maybe a Nova skin for widowmaker too just to get wild. Mercy could also have a diablo-style-angel skin, maybe? Tyrael's laser wings are so fuckin beast..
Maybe Torbjorn could have a Magni skin? Annoy-o-tron Genji?
>>144589975
she's a basement dwelling weeb
>>144589928
pros:
its fun when you dont play king of the hill
its fun when you dont have to play cancer
its fun when your team work with you
only a handful of 21 heroes are broken
cons:
most of the time none of the above happens (you're fairly likely to play KOTH nonstop for a while if you leave groups after a game)
the handful that are broken are in almost every game
because of that, shitters cant play against easily manageable yet rarely seen heroes like zarya
20 tickrate is absolute trash
if you lag at all or join a server slightly further away than normal, that lag will be accentuated by how bad the tickrate is
>lmao double bastion
>widowmaker shuts down our Junkrat and Pharah every time
>Mercy rezzes everyone when we make any progress
fuuuuuuuckkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>144590050
This is exactly how I feel.
>my winrate with Torbjorn is half the average winrate
>my winrate with Widowmaker is nearly double the average
I guess that makes me a sexy French slut.
So does D.Va making her mascot thing a rabbit means she enjoys being bred constantly?
>>144589225
>Raynor's Raider #76
>Nova Widowmaker
>Dwarven Shaman Torbjorn (Turret resembles a totem)
>Hozen Chieftain Winston
>Gluttonous Orc Roadhog
>Banshee King Hanzo
>Reinhardt of Akkarat
no seriously, if i leave a game, is it really that hard to figure out that i don't want to be matched into that exact same game again? especially with your retarded leaver penalty, holy shit
>>144590259
>basement-dwelling
she was drafted and is thus piloting her mech and fighting, anon. read up on some of the shitty lore
>>144590370
yes :3
>>144590252
While I'd really like some crossover skins with their other games I just don't quite see it happening for one reason or another. At least beyond the things like the murloc, horde symbols and other small cameos.
>>144589928
>Level 29 and below
Great fun
>Level 30 and up
You'll be stressed the fuck out because people are actually getting good
>>144590050
Skill floor and skill ceiling are different things.
>>144590417
>zooper dooper
>>144590259
Exactly, a total virgin that's never even been within a foot of a boy.
>>144590231
Leave pharah alone.
Giving her 250hp would make her braindead.
>>144590105
Noir is great, what the fuck are you on?
>>144589773
I just think her rockets are too slow to have almost no AOE. They're easy as fuck to dodge. To me she's the least threatening offense hero.
I don't know about the survivability. IMO Mei and Reaper's extra health is pretty retarded. I just think she needs the splash damage or slightly faster rockets.
>>144589225
Somebody mentioned a dunkyatta skin and i am totally on board with that happening
Anyone got that image of Junkrat edited over the beavis and butthead image that says ''you want more bombs?'
How do i into junkrat? He seems so fun but I'm trash at aiming the bombs.
>>144590453
I'm level 21 and my winrate is about 40%.
>>144589225
Ginger, Scary, and Baby Tracer.
>>144590635
See the beauty in it is that you don't have to aim. Just spam.
>Playing on Honamura
>Attacking into 2 meis
>They can contest the post infintely until we eventually lose
I have NEVER been so mad at a game in my fucking LIFE.
Kill one, the second comes totting in and ice cubes contesting the point WHILE BEING FUCKING UNKILLABLE. This ALWAYS gives the second mei enough time to pull the same shit when he deal with the first one.
Something NEEDS to be done about Mei, McRee and Widowmaker if they want this game to go anywhere
>teammate decides to stay winston the entire game despite the other team having double d.va, one of the fights d.va actually wins is against winston
>another teammate decides to switch from pharah to bastion and we're playing fucking KOTH
It is really, really hard not to just call my teammates shit in chat.
Even the Japanese aren't sure about this game.
>>144589464
>E tier
>Mei
>Zenyatta
here's your reply!
>>144590231
I play Pharah a lot and have gotten pretty good with her. I just kill the widowmakers.
>>144590231
>it's really shitty that the character who puts herself in straight up the most vulnerable position in the game is countered so hard by three different characters and doesn't have the health to even survive one mistake
This is exactly why I think she should have more health.
Pharah currently shares the same health pool as:
>Genji, who is extremely mobile and has an E that keeps him from being shot by almost every single weapon in the game
>Hanzo, who also doesn't have much mobility and has little survivability
>Junkrat, who can conc mine out of nasty situations
>Lucio, who is extremely mobile or is constantly being healed, or both if he's good at switching back and forth at the right times
>McCree, who also lacks survivability but also has an on command stun and the highest dps in the game
>Mercy, who has a heal over time and is always around teammates
>Soldier 76 who has an on command heal station and high mobility (sprint)
So what the fuck does Pharah have that rationalizes that shitty health pool or increases her survivability when almost every other 200 hp hero has something to provide sustainability? Her damage isn't that great unless every single shot you land is a direct, her horizontal mobility is garbage and her verticality just puts her in a bad position 90% of the time.
She really needs to be able to take more hits.
>>144590385
>Dwarven Shaman Torbjorn (Turret resembles a totem)
>"but then i wont be able to tell its a turret and constantly get killed by it 'cause i cant make the reasonable assumption its a turret :'("
remember anon, people bitch about mcree's flash even though its working like it should, if torbs turret gets changed you can bet your ass the casuals are gonna bitch
>>144590635
Get better at aiming bombs.
Literally the only even mildly challenging part of playing Junkrat is hitting pipes when you can't just spam at chokepoints, you just gotta get better.
>>144590696
OOSHY! BOOOSHY TOE! :^)
>>144590701
>5/13
Anyone else a terrible Reinhardt? I just end up charging someone and dying. Can't fucking sit there with the shield up.
>>144590701
why do you keep reposting this?
I like this rendition of 76 better
>>144589773
I think 100 armor'd be a bit much. 50 is enough.
>>144590694
>>144590775
So he's just a manual bastion til your potg highlight charges?
>>144590490
i don't think she's that bad
certainly a bit squeamish in actually talking to boys outside of having a computer in front of her
Junkrat counter?
>>144590846
Too big, too much cum on his chest.
>>144590846
Liefeld please go.
No one in the history of the world has ever needed this many fucking sprays,.
>>144590817
>sit there with shield up
>announce that it's about to go down
>charge in the second it breaks and start swinging
>tripe kills
>>144590846
Dad 76 is not for sexual. Please go away.
>>144590817
Stop doing it if you know that's your problem. Alternatively, think of the people behind you and how you need to be their shield. Do you want them to worry?
>>144590701
>Doom is shit but Wolfenstein is good
Japonians have the shittiest tastes
The average japanese otaku watches one piece, no memes
>>144590635
Spam chokes. If anybody fucks with you, conc jump out of there. Or just throw it in their fucking face if they're under 120 health. Put your bear trap in doorways and at the top of stairs. Once your aim with the pipe bombs get better you can start playing more aggressively. Even if you suck ass with him, spamming like a jackass and listening to his stupid voice lines can still be a lot of fun.
>Best call the fire department, 'cause I'M ON A ROLL
>>144590675
Winrate is meaningless.
>>144590910
Hope the randomly spamming motherfucker gets unlucky.
>>144590701
>not liking milfs
wow, christmas cake is real
>>144589860
I've played with you.
>>144590910
>x counter?
zarya
>>144590894
You can jump around and lay traps and fuck with people, but you shouldn't need to practice to do that.
Just shoot people, and if you can't hit them just keep playing until you can.
>>144590910
Junkrat or hope he makes a mistake
>>144591049
I'm the shitter of the team right
Jesus Christ why isn't Reaper's teleport a simple point and click?
So many times I've been trying to make a quick jump to a ledge, only for it to twitch and take me into a wall.
>>144590910
Pharah
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>>144591003
One Piece is so fucking mainstream. They have One piece everywhere and literally everyone watches it. It's like the Game of Thrones of Japan.
>d.va loses her mech
>gets it back without even trying
why?
>>144591026
Not only is it meaningless, it doesn't even technically exist, you can't find a stat that shows only games you've started and finished. Winrate shitters are literally counting games that end before you even get to pick a hero as equal to their other hard-fought games.
>>144590894
You get more PoTG worthy shit without the tire. Airbagtrapping some twink on the side while you're bombing some dudes in the back and getting a multikill is literal sex.
>>144589464
>76
>not E tier
here's your (You)
>>144589773
I literally pwn with my girl Pharah.
She's prolly OP in the hands of a good player, if I'm honest
t. a good player
>>144591003
No, they read it. They don't watch the terrible anime. Everyone reads One Piece in Japan, it's like talking about a popular TV show or sport. It's like the Simpsons in the USexcept it stayed good.
>it's the no tank no heal the widowmaker is so bad she has to ragequit to save herself from embarrassment episode
>>144591160
Basically yeah.
MMR is the only true measure of skill in this game, but unfortunately it's hidden until later this month when we get Ranked.
>>144591138
holy fuck
thank you for this
>>144591138
thanks lad
>>144590635
Top tips to play Junkrat:
He's not a defence character, you can play him on attack and reap.
Never stop spamming bombs at places you think people might be unless there's a direct threat.
Always stay near your trap and on the edge of a control point, never on it unless necessary
Your ultimate climbs walls, and doing so can catch people (note: TURRETS) off-guard
>>144590635
>>144590910
The hero I had the most trouble with when I played junkrat a lot was Reaper. That extra 50 health is a bitch and I'm usually hanging out in flank halls where the range is so small he's close enough to fuck me up before I have time to do him in. Also that faggot can just eat Junkrat's death grenades.
If im racist to omnics in chat will that get me banned?
I'm just roleplaying my hero
>>144589225
I want an All New Ghost Rider inspired skin for either Roadhog or Junkrat
>>144591206
Well, post your stats.
I don't disagree that her potential is pretty damn good. I mean, if your ability to hit directs is like 3 in 4 or some shit, yeah she's very good.
>>144591326
bully
>get POTG as Reaper
>instead of showing me killing everyone on the point it by myself it shows me wasting my ultimate on one guy
I don't understand how these are determined at all
>>144591326
>>144591326
kek very nice
>>144591326
>tfw kill someone before they even come out of the spawngate
>they get super salty and accuse you of cheating
>dat hitscan gun
>dat skin
Why is she so perfect?
>>144591387
you likely stopped an ultimate in the potg
>>144591138
you are a good person, and you should feel good.
>>144591138
Fingers crossed.
>>144591387
>play mercy
>ult revives two people
>get POTG
>literally 2 seconds after I do mine the enemy mercy revives THREE people
I'm not even going to get into all the embarrassing POTG where only one person dies or something.
http://pastebin.com/Hs0Rxjiq
>>144591423
She just is
>>144591387
>watch a potg with a toblerone
>it's just him staring at the ground by his turret
>at the very end just before it cuts off, he gets a kill
I just don't know anymore
>>144589884
If you can't be bothered just use webbum.
>>144589264
I want to drink her blueberry juice.
>>144589884
Good webm, I chuckled.
>>144591326
>>144588929
Is this game shitter free yet
>>144591436
>distributing other peoples artwork without their permission
>good person
choose 1
>>144591453
you preordered from an unauthorized third-party, so they are under no obligation to give you shit
>>144591453
They wont
however you can buy it for 5$ here
http://www.mmoga.co.uk/BattleNet-Games/Overwatch-Widowmaker-Noire-Skin.html
You know what really grinds my gears?
How queue times are like a minute long, but I can't be arsed to stare at a blank screen that long when I could just tab into 4chan or whatever. And then when my game is found, there is no alert. Normally the tab is suposed to light up and flash when you get a message or when something important like a game is found happens. But not with Overwatch.
So I get kicked from the game for not picking a hero in 30 seconds. Does that count against me at all?
>>144591321
Pls no bully. Its a hard monk life out here
>>144591387
By COOLNESS. and it was pretty cool watching you waste your ultimate on that one guy
>>144591551
It has at least 7 million players. Of course not.
>>144591590
Just turn on the audio in the background option.
>>144591026
>Winrate is meaningless.
shitter attitude lmao
>>144591206
Don't have stats in front of me, but I'm pretty autistic with Pharah. Been wrecking shit every game with her.
I move a ton though and I pretty much stay in the air. I've noticed other shittier Pharahs I see dont spend much time in the air, or don't move much.
>>144591573
It's not unauthorised at all. As I said in that post, G2A have sponsored Blizz events in the past. Mike Morhaime has stood on stage surrounded by G2A logos.
>>144591453
>mfw i bought overwatch on g2a
>mfw a couple of days later get an email from kinguin offering widowmaker skin for free
What is the DPS for the (non Toblerone/Reinhardt) melee attack?
Is there a DPS chart that includes all of the attacks?
Searching stats like that for this game fucking sucks because pretty much all of the info is from the beta.
>>144590994
>Dad 76 is not for sexual
>posts a picture of dad being sexual
>join game
>DEFEAT
Fuck you blizzard I hope you all get colon cancer.
>>144591713
It literally doesn't measure anything. You could have an 80% winrate and still be bottom-of-barrel trash just by leaving games when you are about to lose.
i'm playing the most obvious forced 50 games humanity has ever seen throughout the entire history of online match making
like holy shit i want to see the player who can win any of these games
>>144591817
they all deal 25, pretty sure
>>144591819
>get over here and heal up
>>144591045
>mfw christmas cake still tastes good after Christmas.
Fuckin japs baffle me, shittiest taste ever I tell you
>>144591817
here you go senpai http://www.owinfinity.com/en/
>Died multiple times today thanks to the 20 tick rate
Hahahaha, I'm so glad to play with technology on par with the 90's
Thanks for the junkrat advice fellas. I'll report back tomorrow, hopefully with a sick quad tire kill to my name.
>>144591570
the creators posted their work on the net with the intention for it to be distributed to as many people as possible, he's just doing what they would want.
>>144591884
its 30, I'm assuming its that way so there's some leeway when trying to finish someone with around one tick of health left
>>144591765
>I move a ton though and I pretty much stay in the air. I've noticed other shittier Pharahs I see dont spend much time in the air, or don't move much.
That's literally where she's most vulnerable to getting fucked in mere seconds though. Do you just never play against Widowmakers, S76s, or McCrees? Tell me your secrets, anon.
Also you can look up your stats on masteroverwatch.com
>>144589341
currently, theyre exclusive to origins and i doubt that will change. however i dont think origins skins are worth it as there are better skins that can be unlocked
>>144591945
git gud xD
has any site started aggregating winrates by hero?
>>144589884
The only thing that affects filesize is bitrate. If you scale it down, though, or decrease the framerate, you can make it look cleaner. You make your bitrate count for more in terms of clarity versus more/bigger frames.
>>144592029
https://watcher.gg/heroes
>>144589234
What the fuck man
Also
>her
>>144591945
See pic related, they'll upgrade it to 60hz late ron
>>144591770
fucking see
>>144591581
>>144591748
>>144591909
you fucking jew, you can literally buy it for 5$ right now and have it within a minute
>playing Pharah on Ilios just for enviro kills
>playing torbjorn
>have another torbjorn on the team
>all he does is set up a turret, stand still, and smack it with his hammer
>i build turrets, move them around a couple of times to switch up the enemy team
>i shoot and lay suppressing fire
>he apparently does better than me and gets both POTG and a post-game card and i dont
someone please explain to me how the fuck smacking your hammer into the turret 100% of the time makes you better
>>144592029
>>144592094
http://masteroverwatch.com/heroes too
>>144592094
appreciated
>>144592094
This isn't going to be too useful until it can be broken out by skill when ranked arrives.
>>144591926
i know. nothing hotter than an older experienced woman
and its funny, cause the guy who designed her basically threw every fetish he had in her, which includes milfs
Quick Play
>torb defending Point on Kings Row.
>Mei come behind us through hotels and snipes turret.
>move turret
>Mei goes into ally and snipes from new position
>"Guys Mei is behind us"
>Set up turret in forward position so she can't snipe it
>"Mei is still behind us, I can't duel her and win"
>Get hooked by Roadhog and die
>watch as Mei walks up to team and drops ult on four of them
>she snipes two and her team moves into clean up rest
>capture point easy
>"Holy shit it's almost like Mei got behind us somehow."
I also got gold that game for healing with 89 health because I rolled bastion for like a minute, but no one would help guard me. We had a lucio at the start who apparently never switched off of speed.
Everyone was level 30 plus, remember when that mattered last week? I really can't wait for ranked to come out.
>>144591003
The only one with shit taste is you.
>"good job Anon :)"
Can't tell if sarcastic or not
>>144592165
I think master overwatch only draws stats from usernames that have been added to its database/
Is watcher.gg the same?
>>144589526
Here's korean mtn dew
>>144592158
>Every Ilios match has Lucio, Roadhog and Pharah.
overwatch is a trash game
they took tf2 and gave it league effects with scantily clad women to appeal to losers and normies
it's utter trash, also unbalanced and poorly designed
>>144592387
you're gonna need better bait
>>144592165
I want to see win% per hero in level brackets of tens eventually. It'd be nice to confirm my suspicions that Torb and Bastion win more in lower level matches and stuff like McCree and Widow win more in the higher levels.
>>144591713
In a game like this, it IS meaningless. There are far too many variables for your winrate to say anything about you, or anyone else, unless you consistently play with 4-5 other friends non stop, in which case it says something about you, but you as a member of a team. I mean christ, even then it might not say much about you, you could be the shittier player on the game and be getting carried, or you could be the better one for all anyone knows.
Win rate shit is horrible.
>play with friends
>lose
>solo
>win
Suffering
>>144592293
do you have any gold medals? if not then yes it's sarcasm
>>144592269
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH!?
roadhog is kinda good
>>144592338
>koth maps
>anything but cancer
>>144592387
whenever i hear scantily clad women complaint all i can think of is that the poster probably bought battleborn
Lonely payloads.
>>144592327
Good question. I'd assume so, but I don't know for sure.
>play my main
>winning games all day
>decide to mix it up and play someone else
>lose nonstop
>enemy team just switched to some fucking pro team that's pubstomping before scrims
>can't win a game never ever
I'm fucking sad and mad
>>144591884
Yeah, but how often do you get to deal that 25 damage in a second?
For example, if I'm playing Winston, is it better to keep hitting them with the Tesla cannon, or will the melee be able to out-damage it in the same time period?
>>144592416
>>144592387
oh, also, everyone that bought overwatch is a huge fiscally irresponsible sheeple that falls prey to marketing campaigns really easily
>Chinaman Tower
Might as well rename it Reaper and McCree Tower
>>144592449
iktfb
I'm going write acomfortfanfiction about some of the overwatch crew going camping, if people would are interested!
It'll be based around McCree, Soldier 76, Mercy, Tracer, Winston, Zenyatta, and possible Toblerone.
Cuties being cuties and silly hi-jinks with Winston being over-prepared for a camping trip.
Everyone going swimming in the lake!
Dancing around the question about the apes killing everyone on the moon when they all gaze at the stars at night time, not wanting to possibly cause Winston's PRIMAL RAGE.
Maybe some Mercy and Soldier 76 cutie moments?tl;dr I'm writing comfort fanfiction no matter what, if you in- cool, if not- pool.
>>144592486
fuck I thought i was the only one doing this
>>144592481
idek what battleborn is nigger, sounds gay as fuck
>>144592432
>believe /owg/ when they say there's forced 50% winrate
>write a simple program that joins a game, dicks around for a minute and leaves
>record is now 0% winrate with 0 wins, 1000 losses
I can't wait to win most of my next thousand games, you scrubs have fun playing for 10 minutes and losing
FORCED 50 FOR LIFE
>>144592513
try harder.
>>144589464
I'd swap Roadhog with Pharah, Bastion with Torb, and move Winston to C. Seems fine otherwise.
I got the Preordered Editon of the Overwatch Origins edition with the Noire Widow maker skin, physical, and apparently it's super weird to try and find that without already having pre-ordered it, did I luck out?
Also how do I get git gud
>>144592532
Might as well just rename the fucking game Mcreewatch.
>>144592460
Holy shit, they can't even take the time to do it right, and end up destroying so much, completely needlessly. I mean they're already in, why not just go to the back where all of the customer laptops are?
>Now arriving at Lijiang Tower
Shalashaska skin when
>>144591980
I'll say this, on some of the Open maps, you get can get rocked doing the air route. But look for choke points, and look for areas with high ceilings and ledges with short approaches to them. My least favorite for this is probably Route 66, in most parts, because you get sniped 10 miles away.
But consider evasive moves in the air, shorter hops, coasting from ledges, etc. Also, I love popping over a shielded Reinhardt, spinning around, and dropping my load on him (no homo).
It IS map contextual, to be sure, but you can do work in the air, son. Just keep at it. Also, alternate your knockback shot with rockets to keep kids scattered, off balance, etc, while you're overhead.
>>144592513
yes tis SO MUCH EPIC
yes !!!
so true broo
>>144592637
Ok, I will
you probably make not that much money and yet you spent $50 on a pretty shitty game just because a bunch of other people told you to
thats pretty pathetic
>>144592338
>only skating around the inside of the well while passively healing your team
no one ever suspects the well dweller.
>>144592649
Pick Rightclick McSlick and fuck up everything forever.
>>144592512
its always going to better to shoot your weapon for raw dps
melee is only good to finish someone off when you empty a clip, or for animation canceling
>Shoot down three Pharrahs in a row as 76 (other team was 6 Pharrahs)
>"GET OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I RUN YOU OVER!"
Old Man 76 is the fucking best character in the game
D.va is for gettingbutthurt
>>144592513
$40 is 2-3 hours of work man. It's nothing. Nobody with a job is fiscally irresponsible for spending $40 on anything.
>>144592751
>projecting
>what?! you just won attack on Hanamura?! Im sorry, let me just kick you out of this game for no reason and put you in one where your team is in the process of being steamrolled
>>144591003
aw, I like one piece. it's so feelgood even though it's predictable as fuck.
>>144592121
How can 60hz make a server unstable when other games can do it just fine no issues?
>get dumped with a really bad team
>leave
>lets try again
>traveling to [same maps you just left]
>leave
>try again
>traveling to [same maps you just left]
>repeat infinitely
>people still don't pick McCree all the time
It's like you guys just don't like getting PoTG
>>144589464
s76 is S tier, either your trash and play with plebs or just trolling. Sustain, damamge output and able to win almost every single 1v1 in the game is no joke even vs mcwin yes, on top of that he has burst damage/dps/and super mobility, I have 19 wins and 3 losses on soldier trust me hes fucking stupid when played right
>>144592731
yeah I love switching to Pharah if the other team has a Reinhardt or just a tanky team in general, so funny seeing them spin their shield around.
one of my other fave maps is Lijiang Tower circle room, stand on the outside balcony and shoot rockets in. If anyone tries to flank you, blast them off the edge.
How would you fix Anubis and Hanumura?
>have to play with friends who don't bother to actually try
>then go play with pubs and its just as bad
End me
>>144592898
>start doing this
>realize I just left 30 games in a row for some reason or another
>realize I don't actually like playing Overwatch
>>144592934
remove widowmaker
>>144592898
gotta wait bouit 30 seconds inbetween yo
>>144592158
I like Pharah on Ilios well more than any other map. Especially when there are enemy pharahs on the other team and you end up fighting each other above the point. That hole makes it intense.
>>144589884
slightly better. think i got it now
>Hint: Roadhog is big so it's easy to hit him
>Hint: The best counter to Reaper is to kill him
THANKS BLIZZARD
>>144592661
>His face when he gets caught and gets arrested
>For destruction of property
>>144592460
Is this webm of a guy stealing display laptops not realizing they aren't functional
>>144592590
You can write it only if you can provide a link later.
>>144592910
>McCuck
>>144592850
How could I be projecting when I didn't buy the game?
Dumb fuck
>play mercy on anubis
>game starts
>no wait, dear god is that?
>enemy team is 3 dva, 3 winston
>my least favorite tank characters as any squishy
>fuckthis
>switch to mei (we have 2 now)
>easy 2nd point hold
>enemy team has the gall to call me cancer
>>144592898
Wait a little bit so some other sap will fill in your old spot.
>>144592861
When you work in networking, you dont simply put 20hz to 60hz with a single command and presume everything will be okay.
You have to fix the server protocols to make sure it can handle it, give the correct information etc.
Seriously, just go into a custom lobby and start up 60hz mode. You will get a bunch of errors showing up because they haven't finished fixing the server to handle it.
Something tells me that you play csgo and believe typing 128 tick in console magically makes a server 128 tick.
>>144592792
But I do and I suck, how do I not suck nutz nose smores
>It's an "You get play of the game and everyone gets to see how shit your aim is" episode
>>144592751
I spent $60 on the origins edition for PC because I played it at a friends house on his ps4. Essentially I tried it before a bought it.
Try a bit harder next time with the bair
>>144592590
>Zenyatta but no Genji
???
does everyone in the menus see the general chat or what?
When the fuck are the D.Va buffs hitting and what are they going to do?
>>144592910
>one person ult
>miss lucio like a fuck and he randomly dies
>don't even hit reinhardt with your stun grenade since he still has the shield up but get lucky and can unload your fan the hammer
I hope you don't think this was a good play.
>>144592910
This is the funnies shit I've ever seen.
>>144592663
>Now arriving at Nepal
>>144593040
Wish that had been the case, that match was real shit and had two slots empty at all times
What's the best ship and why is it Mercy x Pharah?
tfw no friendsanyone wana play? Technicolor#11258
>>144592751
weak desu senpai :\
>>144593024
So you are mad people have money and bought this expensive game, correct?
Why are you here?
>>144592663
>>144593129
>hear either of these
>know the only way my team will win is if I pick bulldyke
>>144593084
how
how could you possibly miss the point this hard
>>144593129
Nothing will ever be as gut-wrenching as "Now arriving at Temple of Anubis!"
>>144592649
Learn to aim with Widow and watch entire teams decompose into salt.
>>144592205
top kek
>>144593084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJPEeizw-0U
>>144592910
>That flashbang
>>144593084
You're dumb.
>>144592910
this fucking webm makes me do my evil laugh
>>144592945
>only friend that plays OW is a 'mainer'
>treats each round like a deathmatch
>expects me to pocket heal just him and only him
thank zeus he spends most of his time torturing himself with LoL instead.
>"Somebody needs to go Mercy!"
>"We're going to lose if somebody doesn't go Mercy!"
>"NO I can't do it I am making an important contribution as our second fucking Widowmaker!"
I'm starting to recognize a good number of pub usernames. What the fuck is with matchmaking?
>>144593059
lmfao
that's not any less pathetic
not to mention game takes no skill anyway because fps cap and terrible classes
>>144592690
>Instead of saying "It's High Noon" he does the Ocelot growl
Pls Blizzard, I need this.
>>144592387
>>144592513
>>144592751
A lot of Gearbox employees sure have a lot of time on their hands now that they're unemployed, you'd think they'd spend it elsewhere.
>>144589773
She's good on maps with lots of verticality and narrow corridors like Anubis. It's literally impossible to lose with her on Anubis defense unless your team sucks.
>>144593048
I'm just ignorant when it comes to servers in general senpai.
And no, I haven't played cs:go in a long time.
>>144593132
>Mercy x Pharah
It's shit.
>>144593132
Because forbidden love is the best.
>>144593283
less pathetic than you are for trying to shill a free to play game
new non-shit modes when?
>>144593129
>Now arriving at the Temple of Anubis
>Prepare to attack
I have 1000 blizzbucks and don't know what skin to get
Dubs decides
>>144593282
youre either high mmr or people just have the same names
>>144593132
The swirl is undeniable
>mfw it keeps putting me into games with less than 10 seconds left
>and we're losing
Fuck this 50% bullshit. Also fuck the 20tick.
>>144593373
>dubs
>>144593327
Nobody likes roboweeb let alone Mercy.
>>144593373
Vishkar Symmetra
>>144593370
>genji, genji, hanzo, widow, d.va
>>144593245
>play with friend's brother occasionally
>he refuses to play anything but genji
>is a jarvan4 otp in league
>>144593373
>dubs
>>144593393
Just concede a bunch of games in a row equal to how many games you want to win
Forced 50% will pull you right back up and you don't have to bother with playing games you lose
>>144589773
God yes. Fucking Junk rat does her role better. She needs some type of special attack increase against shields and armor/turrets to suit her role.
>>144593282
Been noticing the same thing.
>>144593332
I haven't played tf2 in months
I'm just beside myself with befuddlement that people actually enjoy overwatch
>leaving to desktop doesnt mention if you're going to get penalized
real fucking shit blizzard
>>144593217
>>144593209
>>144593191
Honestly I closed it before the end where the guy went ????
Sorry I didn't stick around for the last 1 second to see it was le fanny joke.
>>144593062
I can fix this anon, I can, trust me.
>>144593012
I will do this.
>tfw I asked the box to give me something not shit and it worked
but I don't play le edge man
>>144593382
>been asking for something not shit for 35 levels
>shit every. single. time.
I guess i need to take the opposite approach and hope for a big steaming pile of shit to pop of the box, at least then i'd never be disappointed.
>>144589225
Galvatron bastion
That outlaw with the bucket on his head (forgot his name) for mcree
Pink reaper
Killzone looking alt for 76
Portal robots for symetra
>>144593525
TF2 is a bad comparison, TF2 is more about aim than anything
Overwatch is more like League of Legends
>it's a "lose 10 games and win 3" day
>>144593132
Don't they have several lines of dialouge?
I think I've heard Mercy say "I'll be patching you up as usual" and "Keep the skies clear for me" when a Pharah is in. And I've heard Pharah say "See you in the air" when a Mercy is present.
>Occasionally hop on Tracer, but never play her for more than a minute or two.
>Decide to only play her for one game to see how she actually plays when I'm giving it a go
>Enjoy the shit out of it
>>144593563
Have you tried him? Give it a shot.
>>144593382
>>144593563
how embarrassing
>>144593582
>Galvatron Bastion
holy fuck I need this
>>144593563
>tfw I saw your post you deleted.
>>144593563
I got one of the legendary McCree skins the other day, was a bit upset because I don't play him...
Is Overwatch fun when playing withbots?
It seems like solo queuing is absolute ass, but the game looks like a ton of fun.
>enforced 50% is actually real
>That guy who will play play only one hero
>No matter what situation or context
Fuck you you useless piece of shit.
>15ms
>this happens
does the concept of time really confuse blizzard this much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhnlcbJaebY
>>144593516
I would give Pharah +50 shields, halve the height of rocket jump but give her two that recharge at the same speed, something similar to tracer. she needs an edge in the air.
>>144593632
Id be happy with just the colors
>Aha time for a chest
>All duplicates
Fuck
>>144593623
Yeah I think that's all of their dialogue but I'm hoping for some lore interations. With Pharah's mom being Mercy's ex teammate or whatever, it can happen.
>>144593705
God no.
>It seems like solo queuing is absolute ass
So you haven't played the game?
>>144593705
Hmmmm
>>144593370
>enemy team has Reihardt guarding a Bastion who is getting powered by Mercy's healingdick along with a McCree, Toblerone and a Widowmaker
>the Widowmaker isgood
>>144593563
but you got the best skin in second best colour
>>144593726
im going to play with my wife and theres nothing you can do to stop me
im also going to leave halfway through when we start losing
at least im better than the hanzo pickers :^)
>>144593705
Solo queueing is perfectly fine, people just complain because they're bad or easily get mad
>>144593563
>have gotten 5 legendaries
>shaved hair tracer
>arab genji (zero (0) hours played)
>biker torb (zero (0) hours played)
>blue goddess symmetra>green goddess symmetra
>avoid playing McRee like the plague because i don't want to be associated with all the shitters
>team really wants a McCree so cave in and give it a go
>have the most fun i had all week
>>144593612
Yeah, it is, which is what makes it so sad. It's basically to CSGO (and to a lesser extent TF2) what league is to SC2. A casualized, mass-appeal version, that is
Which sucks because the last thing the gaming world needs is even more casuals
>>144593769
>Pharah mom added
>If a mercy damage amped pharah kills her she gives approval for their marriage
>impatient Mercies who just blow their ult on a single person as soon as it's up
Jesus christ just fucking wait
Yeah don't hold it all game, but at least see if you can get a double jesus christ
A single revive will almost never accomplish anything, especially on offense
>>144593726
Mei is pretty good at both offense and defense, though
when done right at least
>>144593864
I have experienced this very feel with Mei
what is the worst map in the game and why is it Watchpoint?
considering quitting every match on this terrible map
>>144593770
No, but I'm really tempted. I've been bored of what I usually play, and this looks like it would be a breath of fresh air.
>>144593853
It's just shitposting, then? Nice.
>>144593907
Yes please
>its a 6 stack vs solo queue pubbies episode
>>144593917
It charges so damn quickly why not?
>>144593726
>always Hanzo or Genji
>it's an Attack With No Support Episode
>>144592513
>sheeple that falls prey to marketing campaigns really easily
>stillborns entire campaign is "LOOK, GEARBOX MADE A NEW GAME IN AN OVERSATURATED GENRE"
>"BUT IT'LL BE AWESOME CAUSE LOL GEARBOX XD"
>blizz
>"hey, we've been working on this game for awhile, we've got a bunch of heroes to choose from. lotta lore too (be we're gonna be cucks and only show it in comics and shit :^)"
>"also, its a pretty fun class based shooter"
>"oh, get origins edition to get stuff in our other games too"
just admit stillborn is just that.
ffs they're even cutting the story out and releasing it through season pass shit. they're aware of how shitty it is so they're trying to jew people into buying to justify the time and money spent
>>144593854
pretty much, I've gotten no legendary skins for classes I like to play. I did manage to save up for the green scarecrow for junkrat at least, though.
I really want Odette. Sexy af skin. after that I don't care.
>>144593864
Every time I fan someone back to the respawn queue I die a bit inside, but dueling people with M1s is great.
>>144593942
No no, it's Ilios or whatever it's called. A miserable shitty level.
>>144593942
that's not temple of anubis
>>144593942
>Ilios
>Hanamura
>Anubis
>>144593327
best ship
post cute genji x mercy snuggles pls
just won a game with 5 dva and 1 lucio
>>144594015
Kill yourself
>>144593282
same, same ranks too so i'm definitely seeing the same people
>>144593917
>shootin up pharah with kritzkrieg
>she stomps the shit oout of the enemy
>gets killed by tolberone turret
>team goes full retard and splits up to die one after another
>rez pharah
>re kritz her shit
>crush the enemy team and win
there is nothing wrong with ulting 1 useful teammate over 3 or 4 retards
>>144593981
>people still draw pharah without robo arms and legs
>>144593942
I'm starting to hate Lijiang Tower
>>144594034
You kiddin? I love Temple of Anubis. First point has a problem with that one major choke right at the beginning, but point B battles are serious fun.
overwatch? more like ovary watch
>>144593996
>it's a " be support with all the attack suiciding off at the speed of light in totally random directions and then when they get injured running even further into danger" complete season boxset
>>144593726
It's quick play you dingbat
Just wait for ranked so you can find some other excuse to get mad when you lose (that isn't yourself of course)
>>144593942
I hate it too
>>144593781
nah, i'd rather do sweet wall rides in the spawn room instead.
Anyone making a competitive team and needs a good Mercy?
>>144593996
>it's a female deprived neet posting depictions of mongolian girls on the fax chat episode
>>144593917
It really depends on the character and situation.
If my whole teams alive and Reindhart, my only tank that can actually help me push is dead, yea i'll probably blow a revive on him.
If all my team's alive and the torbjorn that dove into the fight without anyone else? Yeah fuck off.
>>144593960
I don't know if it's shitposting, maybe they genuinely don't like playing with randoms, but I personally have had few problems. Generally playing with people you know is going to be better because losing when you have teamwork doesn't feel as bad, but because each match is so quick (5-8mins) losing doesn't really feel as bad as in a normal MOBA.
>>144594058
Why do people hate Anubis? Of all the 2CP maps I feel like it's the easiest to win on. Maybe I'm just lucky.
overwatch? more like over with!
Bang. You're gonna carry that team.
>want more overwatch edited p&s art but too shit at editing software
>>144593960
You'll get shit solo games now and then where your team is scattered and you get rolled, but those are the minority and by and large it's a lot of fun even on your own.
>>144593942
The only shitty map is Volskaya and Hanamura.
both are very easy to defend if given enough time, and ridiculously hard to offend once they've nested. Hanamura is probably the worst end point on the map. Snipers, turrets on all sides, and tanks protecting them.
>>144594191
is that the girl that smells like tuna?
>>144594126
Overwatch twitter confirmed she isn't an amputee, senpai.
Why do so many people try to shit talk in this?
Seriously just take the losses, your teammates are shit, bitching isn't going to make them better.
>>144593928
I'm feeling more and more tempted to giving Mei a shot too. I keep getting random junk for her even though i've never touched her once yet. I feel my heart growing colder and colder...
>>144594191
eew
>losing streak
>eek out 1 win
>Leaving to find another game
>resume losing streak
What the FUCK blizzard
>>144593726
>letting others tell you what to play
>>144593527
wait what?
>>144592486
>push and kill half the other team
>wonder where my team is to push the payload
>other team respawn/regroups and kills me where the other 5 people are god knows where
>>144594295
news to me, source? I'm actually glad there's enough as it is
why isn't there a "how the fuck do i play genji" pastebin or something in the OP
also, how the fuck do i play genji
>>144594330
I caved in after getting the abominable skin. She's hella fun.
It's me or Rein's shield has a slight delay from when he gets in position and when the shield appears? Like 0,5 seconds, but projectiles seem to go through? Is it a bug or what?
>Cart near the end
>No one goes and stands next to it to stop its progress
AHHHH
>>144594191
It's like a slowly spilling bowl of porridge dancing with (You).
>>144594191
>that pokeball clip on
>get into a pub match
>see this
what do you do?
>>144593942
Fucking Route 66. It's the same shit every single fucking time and frustrating as shit when your team gets stuck right before the first checkpoint. Second checkpoint is always a walk through sentry/bastion hell.
>>144594015
Ilios lighthouse is my favorite map in anything. I like the cute little shops.
>>144594386
>tfw D.va is incredibly good in so many respects but still irredeemably bad
Balance patch fucking when? Also anyone have that picture of her with the manic-looking heart eyes and red background?
some of you guys are okay
don't go to Numbani tomorrow
Why is he so perfect
>>144594330
No. Don't do it.
Don't touch her, and keep your junk away from her.
>>144593165
That's 5 numbers though
>>144594492
>I like the cute little shops.
Fuck off, Bob Ross. I'm talking about the gameplay.
>>144594480
speed amp and hurl myself off the map
>leaving early will result in a penalty
I paid for this game I can leave whenever the fuck I want
>Kill everyone on last point
>Turn around
>No team
>Die because enemy respawned 3 millimetres away from me
>>144594480
WHOA THERE as hard as I can. Fuck aiming MB1, fuck High Noon. Just straight EASY
>>144594480
press escape, and leave ga-
>RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>>144591926
They have standards, unlike you.
>>144594480
Pick Genji and become the Ninja Slayer.
>i play junkrat and/or bastion on defense im so skilled
I hope you burn in Hell.
>>144594191
holy fuck that webm
>Play Mercy for like the first 10 hours
>Realize Lucio is actually more fun to play and in many situations more useful
It's like my eyes are opening.
>>144594402
Any tips on playing her? I want to get in close, obviously, but them I'm sandwiched between a McCree, and Reinhardt and their Mei while the rest of my team sits back and "snipes".
>>144594542
>afraid of his own explosives
>>144594480
pick genji
see whose warrior spirit burns the brightest
>everyone getting skins in the loot boxes
>it's always fucking sprays and icons for me
WHY
>>144594367
Exactly what it says
Quitting by "exit to desktop" doesn't mention if you're going to get penalized
>>144593994
Because very often, that one revive will come right before two more of your teammates die at the same time
And then you've wasted it completely
I don't care how quickly it charges, it isn't instant
Fuck, when you have your ult just only use the damage boost or pull out your gun or something so that you can actually get a useful revive off
I've seen so many Mercies do a single revive, followed by a Pharah ult immediately wiping four members of our team
>>144594275
>but those are the minority
the fuck they are
i'd love to have your luck with matchmaking cause 80% of the time i get matched with retards who need supervision to leave the house
>>144594191
what exactly is wrong with those people?
>>144594330
I've played mei once, shes super good at dividing teams during a push. That Reinhardt that charges in with a mercy? lay a wall between them, that Rein is dead and Mercy isnt far behind once the wall falls.
High noon? wall.
most Ults? wall.
See Pharah JRFA close to the ground? put a wall in her face. relish in the enemy teams misery.
She's not invincible, but she needs a nerf in HP and her RMB needs some gravity applied, because its basically a sniper rifle.
>>144594697
weebs
>>144594697
1. American
2. Geeks
3. Legit autism
>pick Zarya
>shit on a Mcree for 5 rounds in a row
>Attack, deffend, KotH, we both pick the same hero and I stomp his shit
>says I'm hacking, there's no way top pick Mcree should be losing to tumblr bitch
>everyone calls him salty and he lives
I forgot how good it feels to shit on people who pick "OP" classes but they're shit with em. Dropping logs on rogues, Soldiers, Demos, Novas, etc
>>144594636
>tfw you discover the pleasure of infinite wall riding and being able to 1v1 other squishy heroes
>>144594639
I'm not too experienced, only started playing her tonight. I usually toss up an ice wall on one path then take the nearest available path and freeze the closest person then ice block/wall his angry teammates. I don't even shoot, just blowdry kids to death.
>>144594626
>im upset because someone picked a character that excels in defense maps
>hurr hurr i only pick the one champion im good at why i have counters
>>144594542
>tumblr gif
Fuck off fag.
why the fuck is junkrat so fucking tall? 6'5"???
what the fuck bliz, I thought he was some normal guy not a giant.
>>144594191
I like how the fat guy in the back gets really into it. the guy that is. he's holding on tight. It's probably been a while since his dicks been that close to a hole.
How good do you have to be to make genji good? He seems like total fucking garbage unless the enemy is either bastion or retarded.
>>144593563
I got some good stuff last crate. I still managed to fuck up the screenshot.
>>144594697
>tfw weebs dance wilder than expected
>>144594716
A sniper rifle with 1 sec delay before it fires so you have to predict where they're going, which in many cases is purely down to luck.
>>144594825
Surprise fag I saved it from 4chan
It's a cycle of faggotry
>>144594881
Weebs are just masses transporting extreme lust, desire and hatred. Once they let loose, it's a sight to behold
>>144594542
I love every single thing about him. Not in a gay way or anything but I'd let him explode in my mouth if he wanted.
just dropping by to laugh at you all for falling for the marketing and shill streamers and buying this dog turd
enjoy your 20tick servers
>>144594157
I just experienced this as Lucio and Reinhardt
>Waddle up with whole team holding shield so they can pick off the fucking turret already
>Where are they?
>Oh. They died. AGAIN.
>it's another healslut shittalking the team episode
Did all that fuccboi pounding make them go nuts?
>trying out Zenyatta
Gameplay aside, it feels really really satisfying to get headshots by flinging metal balls into people's skulls.
>it's a push the payload but for some reason we have a genji and bastion episode
>>144594665
It's 1 blue and 3 greys every time except after a dip in your play schedule.
>Guy on our team being pissy as fuck all game and bitching every time we lose a fight
>Mentions at one point how he has gold medals in response to somebody saying they have silver
>Press Tab
>tfw I have four gold medals and one silver healing
>He's not a fucking support
Can we please get a motherfucking scoreboard so you can call these faggots out?
>>144594697
>he's never lost his self to the beat
I feel bad for you to be quite honest. Only personally done it at concerts and clubs surrounded by attractive winners such as myself. But, even if it's with a bunch of losers, it's more exciting than being a cooped up basement virgin.
>>144594191
>That guy about to throw money
>team refuses to switch from 2 Roadhogs 1 Winston when we're against two fucking reapers who are farming their asses for health
>the other two players go hanzo
>none of them ever fucking switch ever
I swear to fucking god. You are level fucking 40-50, you should know how to switch heros.
Lucio is oddly great at heal tanking payloads.
Being a generally annoying shit by skating on the payload and knocking back people grants stupid amazing survivability.
>>144593370
>Travelling to Hanamura
>Prepare to attack
>>144594985
Genji is good on offense what are you saying m80.
By day Hana Song is a well loved and respected E-Sports idol
but by night she turns into a Mountain Dew chugging Dorito huffing gremlin called D.Va-chan!
>>144594985
>it's a hanzo episode
>they have a widowmaker
>>144594954
>healslut talking shit
>it's a pocket mercy
How do I lucio better?
>Oh boy a loot box wonder what I'm gon-
>GREY GREY BLUE GREY
Im sick of this meme
defending is the most fun, wish i could just play defense 24/7
>>144595005
wew
ebin post dude !
>>144594191
Is that Trump in the back as the Brain Age guy?
>>144595120
keep speed buff on
prioritize wall riding over everything else
>>144595034
I die 9 times out of 10 when I play as Mercy and get hooked by Roadhog.
I die 1 out of 10 times when I play as Lucio and get hooked.
Mercy is a good healer when it's one or two people taking damage and the team is fairly spread out yet still within line of sight, but Lucio is better in basically every other situation.
>>144595126
its whites you fucking idiots, have you never played a blizzard game before
>>144595126
>reach 74
>get legendary currency
nice
>75, nothing
>reach 76
>get B.Va
I ALREADY HAVE JUNEBUG
STTOOOOPPPP
>>144595120
press heal when somebody has low hp and then shoot people at all times and push them off the cliff so they die and it looks like they committed suicide in actually they were murdered in cold blood by a black thug
>>144595018
level 13 here good to know that nothing changes
then again most the people I am up against are 10+ levels above me so rip
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT ZARYA
SHE'S FUCKING INCREDIBLE
>>144594823
>bawww how dare anyone point out my obviously broken heroes that do unreasonable amounts of damage at unreasonable range when half of the other heroes have limitations based on range
>>144595157
triggered basement virgin detected. If you've actually never been to a good live music show and went nuts with the rest of the dance floor/moshpit, you have my pity.
>>144594985
>It's an everyone is overextending and looking for kills instead of pushing the cart episode.
It either becomes a really calm and relaxing walk for me or a nightmarish hell of solo defense
>>144594386
Don't feel like looking for it right now, I saw the screen cap on tumblr.
>The enemy Hanzo is actually good
>walk out
>take 150 from a widow bodyshot
>roadhog hitscan fails completely and pulls me through two walls
>this happens three times in a row
sigh
>>144595092
>it's a Hanzo makes zero effort to try and deal with the enemy Widowmaker farming our team episode and instead takes potshots down random hallways hoping for those lucky critbox kills
>>144595120
your elims seem kind of low but other than that it seems like you are doing fine on an individual level
supports dont hard carry games or anything so you having a low w/l as support means nothing
just spam your primary fire at chokepoints, wall ride with speed boost and chase important targets that your team doesn't know how to focus, and time your E well because a lot of lucios just press it as soon as it's ready even if nobody benefits from it. also don't just be a healslut, know when to speed boost. speed boost to get your teammates out of range of ults (hanzo, mei, reaper), speed boost to get people to the front lines (if you don't already), speed boost to give someone forward momentum if they appear to want to push up.
>Zarya
>win 3 matches in a row
>on fire most of the matches
>juggling shields, saving teammates and melting enemies
>get compliments from both sides for my Zarya play
Gawrsh
>>144595005
Do you have any idea how much of a degenerate drug addled piece of filth you sound like right now?
>finally get a legendary for a character I play after getting Winston/Mercy legendaries
>It's for 76 and I prefer the Golden skin I just bought to any of his legendaries
>>144594626
pharah does well against both of these my man
>>144595120BREAK IT DOWN
So question regarding bot matches
HOW THE FUCK
DOES ZENYATTA
DISCORD ME FROM ACROSS THE MAP THROUGH 17 WALLS
>>144595354
outskilled :)
>>144595414
>>144595336
this holy fuck
>mfw i have to continually tell me team to actually push the cart
>mfw i'm still the only one anywhere it
>>144589897
I play tracer because people like you are garbage at the game and have no idea how to counter her.
>>144595258
>>144595396
she's actually low-key broken
nothing really counters her as far as i can tell
sorta hoping people dont notice because i really dont want to start playing against her in every game
>>144593132
Why does D.Va's pistol do more damage than her mech guns
>>144595258
Yes she is
>going ult with winston to defend the point but accidentally jumping over the cliff and killing yourself instead
>>144594946
He is very nice
>>144595520
obviously it ricocheted off the wall and bounced back through her head :^))))
>>144595520
>people think hanzo takes aim
lmao
>>144595398
>Do you have any idea how much of a degenerate drug addled piece of filth you sound like right now?
uh oh, here comes the /pol/tard who tries to mask his loser-dom by referring to any kind of good time as "degenerate". The only thing I'm on at a concert is alcohol. If alcohol, live music and dancing is actually degenerate to you, your fedora collection must be massive.
>>144595120
Sound blast enemies and line up shots along their flight path while they're in the air.
Wall riding lets you flank on some stages (the left of Volskaya atk, left hanamura point b), so you can shoot out turrets if your team is retarded.
Hide behind the tank and heal people
This: >>144595034
>>144595126:^)
I hate instant kills so much. Yeah it's fun for the other team but shit. There are situations where you can't avoid a widow headshot, or a riptire, or high noon, or DIE DIE DIE, or whatever that Tracer mine is.
It isn't fun, I usually just end up screaming at my screen when this shit happens because it's an unavoidable death.
>>144595224
Have you? WoW had greys you fuckwit. They were vendor trash which is what you got
>>144593907
keep dreaming
tfw slowly becoming more depressed and less confident. I dont want overwatch to be my escapism lads. it's pretty fun tho
>>144595536
thanks for proving my point
>100% winrate on lucio
>like lucio as a character
>get bored easily playing him
just fucking kill me
>tfw enemy has to waste an ult just to kill your mech and you still kill him out of it
>>144595596
Literally the sexiest Widow skin to ever grace the game
>>144595258
shhhhh anon
please don't tell anyone
Is there a proposed date for updates?
Also, kaifre#1970 if anyone wants to que.
>>144595520
>think he just fired his scatter arrow
>look closer
>>144595541
Main thing keeping her in check is that her ult builds really slowly.
>>144595520
>nobody believed me when I say hanzo is just lucksman sniper from tf2 all over again
>>144595541
>just start playing
>get killed by Bastions
>play a few days and get better
>get killed by Winstons and Widows
>can play around those guys now
>today
>get killed by Zarya or the nightmare that is double Zarya
I'll get better and then she won't use her big Russian lightsaber to fuck my team anymore, right?
>>144595597
The only time I get mad is when the enemy has a Widow who's on another level than my entire team.
I can't solo kill them with Winston because they kill me before I'm even capable of reaching them.
>>144595398
>someone posts about enjoying dancing
>FUCKING DEGENERATE
wew lad
>>144595520
EVERY TIME HANZO
>>144595258
I like it when she gives me a shield so i can ultimate safely
>>144595120
Mines more or less the same as yours and I consider myself to be decent. I feel more helpful to the team as Lucio than anyone else.
So when does the leaver penalty go away
>>144595547
God fucking damn is that some ugly as shit art
Oh shit! Blizzard just put you in charge of designing that boi Lucio's next skin.
What will it be?
>>144595396
I want pictures!
Pictures of cute Zarya!
>>144595775
Treyvon Martin skin
>>144595120
If your teammates are all topped off at full health switch to the speed boost so your teammates can move and dodge more easily. The speed boost is also good to help your teammates get out of the way of an ultimate that may otherwise kill them.
>>144595775
JSRF
>>144595612
>tfw use Overwatch to distract myself from constant suicidal thoughts that crop up the moment I'm not distracted
it makes sleeping difficult
>>144595726
If you're so good at leaving then leave this thread
>>144595775
Lisa Frank Lucio
>>144595775
Omnica exec lucio
basically him in a daft punk ish helmet and a fancy suit
>>144595536
What exactly is tracer's counter? When I play her it feels like there's nothing the enemy can do other than wait for me to fuck up.
>>144595775
Team X-Bladz
>>144595675
even ult aside her abilities are like a mini ubercharge on a <10 second cooldown
using your shield on any ulting teammate such as reaper, mccree, pharah, soldier 76 will destroy them
>>144595696
her biggest counter is timing your dps to not charge that shield
unfortunately its hard to know the best timing when attacking her allies and even past them your teammates just shoot her because they dont know
>My team camps Route 66s second spawn while defending
>We have a Zarya, Mercy, Bastion and Reinhardt on one side, Widow and Mcree on the other
>Junkrat's very angry about it
>Tell him to calm down because I'm worried about his anal health
>He gets even angrier
>PoTG is just Mcree pressing Q
That was the stupidest shit, we weren't even premade, we just ended up outside their spawn and then stayed there for 5 minutes
>>144595726
It doesn't, the penalty keeps stacking on top of itself as far as I knowblizz really doesnt like quitters
>Keep getting fucked over by shitter Hanzos spamming arrows
>Wonder how the fuck it actually works to hit THAT many arrows on even slender characters
>See a Plebbit post about Hanzo's arrow hitbox
>Shoots at a stationary Widowmaker's head at a point beside the head that isn't even remotely close to the head model
>Fires arrows
>Headshots the Widow
>My fucking face when
This is the shit I hate about Hanzo players. It's not even the fact that the time delay between them firing their shot and hitting the target takes a lot of luck, it's that they could completely fucking miss if it was a Widowmaker shot but it still lands if it's a Hanzo arrow. Combine that with general latency issues and the 20 tick rate, and you can explain why a Hanzo can shoot you behind a wall long after you've left the shootable zone from his line of sight.
Makes me hate those little arrow-spam shitters even more.
>>144595834
There shouldn't be as much porn of this as there is.
>>144595531
Make this canon
>>144595602
>Denial of her sexuality
I like it
>>144595775
Ras Trent
>>144595775
You know it's coming
>>144595810
>>144595834me too
>>144595912
Hanzo kill cams crack me up because half their headshots are just blind shots
>be tracer
>throw ult bomb on a mccree
>"EASY"
>get stunned and die
>ultimate still at 100%
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooo
>>144595869
Forgot the pic.
Brink cross-over is such an obvious move for Blizzard. Not sure why they haven't done it yet.
>>144595834
preach anon
the future is a blank place i dont know what's coming next and not having anythign now doesn't help. no security, no nothing anon
but hey at least we can play some vidya to pass the time and keep it at bay
>>144590910
76, Tracer, Genji
>>144589382
Winston's my favorite character to play as. I love harassing their backline or swatting everyone off objectives. I either get a huge elim score or huge objective score with him.
>>144595912
That and also the fact that they don't need to scope to hit someone up close. Snipers shouldn't be this good at close range combat. It's bullshit.
>>144595980
My boner is piercing the heavens.
She's cute, she's a body builder but isn't extraordinarily cut, she's got a fat ass, and she has a cute face with a strong jawline.
Zarya is LITERALLY perfect.
so
what other sort ofomnic or general beep boopcharacters would you guys like to see in overwatch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMf_SNAuL-8&feature=related
is this what it's like to play hanzo
>>144589234
>2 elims per game
>9 seconds objective time
STOP FUCKING PLAYING HANZO. IF ANYTHING STOP PLAYING OVERWATCH JESUS CHRIST
>>144591136
This is the correct answer.
This and like Winston and DVa maybe.
>>144596012
>one X-blades and one pup n' sudz costume
I would pay money for this.
is there any way to tank my mmr
cuz quad ult kill achievements are impossible and i dont want to try hard every game unless it's ranked
>>144596084
I'd like to see Blizzard remove the forced 50/50.
>>144596084
the Yakuza-bot that Hanzo killed looked pretty cool
>Backfill +400xp
thx for leaving retards, while you get your leaver penalty i get free xp
>>144596084
megatron
>>144596084
Evil Tracer
she gets captured and turned into a robot and she wears all black and works with Reaper
OC do not steel
>>144595810
k
>>144594985
I just rode to valhalla with Bastion and Rein. Felt good.
>>144595531
teabagging?
>>144596084
need a robo girl
>>144596158
I have literally never seen that backfill XP gain and I've backfilled tons of games
>>144596084
An omnic who hates humans would be refreshing. We've had way too much "peaceful omnics dealing with robo-racist humans" stuff.
>>144596192
more like babymaker am i right?
>>144593393
You can't bitch about 20 tick here. You'll just get a bunch of "Y-your ping is just bad get better internet blizz didn du nufin"
>>144595613
Thanks for helping me win more easily. Regardless of your point, it's your own fault you're mad against her. Learn to deal with it or shut the fuck up.
>>144595867
Torb / Sym / Mei
Post yfw they add a spy clone (omnic with hologram disguises) and it's the most annoying thing in history
>>144595834
My sister came over to my apartment last week and I really wasn't interested in hanging out with her and was so cold and she left right away in this weird awkward scenario. I felt like absolute shit for every single second after she left except for the 15 minute intervals where I was playing an overwatch match.
This game has an astounding way of blocking everything else out of your life where you just play. It's really nice.
>>144591152
Costs an ultra...?
>bodyshot by Widowmaker
>flanked by Tracer
Which way would you rather die as Zenyatta?
>play as roadhog
>hook an enemy
>they clip and end up slightly to the left so your shot misses and they can get a free crit
WHY
IS
THIS
ALLOWED
>>144596347
>My sister came
Hot
Am I glad she's frozen in there and that we're out here
and she's the sheriff and we're frozen out here
and we're in there
and I just remembered we're out here.
What I wanna know is where's the Mei?
>>144596328
I hate the 20 tick meme but
>20 tick face stabs
>people doing ebin spider stabs
god i hope not
Is the origins edition worth it?
I'm gonna play the shit out of this game, but besides some skins the rewards for buying the edition are part of games i don't even play. So, is it worth expending 20 extra bucks?
>>144596136
Same.
>>144596328
No, no omnic with stealth
They're patching the game on Tuesday, giving Bastion a stealth passive that persists 3 sec. after shooting or getting shot, along with a 75 pt. shield
quit loli gaggin
>>144591551
Give it about a month before the league babies give up on it because fps is to hard for them and leave with their ebin salt memes
>>144596368
>get flashbanged
>fan the hammer
really nigga? couldn't just end it with a headshot? asshole.
>>144590453
I play on my brothers PC and man this game is fucking hard for me at level 37. I have probably about 8 hours in this at total.
I see kill cams of me trying to sneak on people, its insane how quick they react, like I can shoot once on a ledge and literally within 2 seconds a Pharah or Widowmaker has already targeted me and I am dead or seriously injured. One time as Torbjorn I placed a turret and it shot ONCE and immediately I got everyone on the team shooting me. Just don't know how I am actually supposed to surprise anyone.
Mainly I just want Widowmakers ultimate removed from the game because I can't sneak around because of that.
I wish there was a casual mode so I could be with fellow shitters.
>>144596262
same
>>144595759
Could be worse.
>>144596265
Ultron HK-47 mashup when?
>>144596368
i would take the tracer everytime. You at least get a chance of not dying.
>>144596457
gives the best tracer skin ever
if you want you can always upgrade later though
>Numbani
>Attack
>Defenders have 3 Meis
I never suffered this meme bullshit sub 30.
>>144596457
You can see all the skins. That's what you get. You'' have to make the decision yourself. You can upgrade via BNet for the price difference later if you want.
>>144596457
Only if you want the skins, but none of them are super great.
>>144596457
Not really
>>144595534
>tfw gold medal objective time
>~2 mins on objective
>pushed it through 2 checkpoints solo
JESUS CHRIST YOU MORONS, ITS A OBJECTIVE BASED MODE, NOT TDM.
FUCKING CODBABIES
a pretty
>>144596084
Some sort of giant robo tank.
>>144596265
that actually would be pretty cool, perhaps a hold over from the omnic side of the war thats super racist like torb and Zarya. Perhaps got a glitch in him that makes him not kill overwatch agents or something, but really wants to. I just would like a few more robot characters in the game myself, that sombra person looks like she might be one, although its probably just a suit she's wearing.
>>144596323
Torb and Mei can get shut down fucking easily though. Shit I go tracer specifically to deal with turrets sometimes. And Symmetry is basically a minor inconvenience at most.
>>144596457
Probably not, most of the origin skins are shit.
I mean they're exclusive so in a year no one will have them. But I'm never going to wear them to be honest. I got jewed because when I went to buy the game Blizzard's site just said pay $60, I didn't see a $40 option. I only kind of regret this because I'm not a poorfag, but it's still lame.
>Reaper gets butthurt his 4 kill Q wasn't PoTG
Loving every laugh
>>144596457
I stopped using the origins skins once I unlocked any other ones for that hero
>>144596590
ugly as fuck
>>144596613
too cute for this earth
>>144596514
>trying to sneak on people
Unless you're crouching to quiet your footsteps sneaking is very ineffective. And if you do that you're fucking crouching.
>Defend Route 66
>Everyone was a fucking Junkrat
>The enemy team only ever made it to the first checkpoint
>More traps than the entirety of Vietnam
>Every 10 seconds you can hear "Ladies and gentlemen... Start your engines!"
It was glorious, and I got an epic recommendation at the end.
>>144596590
>>144596514
>8 hours
>level 37
Uh, what?
>>144596613
welp, for once shad made a woman that didn't look brutalized or obsessed with sniffing assholes
now she just looks like a latex doll
thanks shadman you fuck.
>>144596613
Shad drew this?
>>144596610
From my own personal experience, it seems to be the case. 95% of the tracers I face are garbage and can't deal with it. That being said, I don't have any issues when I go against those characters as tracer.
>>144596383
>hook someone who's slightly elevated
>they get hooked and land on your head
?????????????????????
>>144589773
That depends. Has everyone learned to concussion jump and use that to go into jetpack or jump jet? Personally a lot of my problems playing Pharah went away when I learned you could do that.
What the fuck is up with all this tumblr-tier artwork?
>>144596774
How can you not tell?
>>144596579
You might have won the game if you were actually with your team pushing in this TEAM BASED GAME instead of going on solo missions and dying at the point.
>>144596708
Why didn't the other team just spam pharas?
>tfw your team is incompetent every game
>>144596368
Rammed by riendhardt
>>144596265
This.
And I don't want it to be a villain either. I just want it to be a generally good Omnic who was trying to follow the message of Tekhartha Mondatta before his assassination.
So far we've just got ae-harmony bot and a robot that doesn't give a shit about humans either way.
>>144596613
Shad literally ruins everything he touches.
I hope his waifu isn't D.va.
I don't want to never love D.va again.
>>144596590
HELLO NURSE
>>144596813
>hook someone through the ceiling corner
>>144596825
most of it isn't tumblr-tier
this is thoand I love it
>>144596843
>people switching heroes
>ever
Who is canonically the strongest playable character in this game?
>>144595002
god no, that'll just make the TDM morons worse cause then they can stroke their dicks when they get the most kills in a fucking payload map
>>144596832
are you retarded?
>>144596825
I want to molest Mercy's wings with my cock.
>>144590701
>Why can't Americans make Japanese characters that aren't ninjas/yakuza?
Why can't we?
>>144596531
>>144596556
>>144596569
>>144596573
>>144596621
>>144596672
Thanks everyone, you saved an idiot some good money
>>144596708
Do recommendations do anything at all? I feel like they should at least give extra exp.
>>144595867
Being chased by someone who's bunnyhopping.
>>144596887
I think he likes Widowmaker
>>144596708
I might've been on that enemy team
>>144594846
my hero
>>144596924
Reinhardt probably, if by strong you mean muscle and lift ability
him in that armor is a fucking juggernaut.
wtf was with that 'alive' short movie?
the fucking robots are mating with the humans?
that fucking liberal having a robo BF?
what the fuck blizzard
>>144596825
>>144596825
Tumblr is the only one making art while our drawfags do nothing
>tfw teammate said 'nice ult'
h-how do i respond?
>>144596708
I've been wanting this for a week.
>>144596843
No one ever switched, though I doubt it'd help much.
You'd have to get down on the ground at some point to touch the cart. And the ground was just littered with bear traps.
>>144596924
McRee kills every unit except roadhog with one click
>>144597027
"h-heh! get rekt!"I hope you were playing D.Va
>>144597027
GG EZ
>>144597003
>Not wanting a robot gf
>>144596995
Most powerful, most likely to kill the others in 1V1s
Canon not in game
Why is Mercy literally ALWAYS smirking?
What makes her so smug?
or does she have fucked up facial nerves or something?
>>144597027
>ty breh ;^/
>>144596832
wat
>>144597052
Shoot the cart with ya rockets
since you can kill traps
>>144597027
With the thanks emote you fucking retard
>>144596917
All of the tumblr noses in this thread are fucking disgusting
>>144597018
Why would you lower your standards?
>>144596887
He's gay for reaper. I think its all he plays
>>144597101
we have yet to see a fem-bot anon
c'mon now. I'll wait and see, bliz better deliver
Is there a way to turn off the censor like in other Blizzard games?
>>144597108
Her suit has a built in vibrator
>>144597027
thanks, you too.
>>144596941
>Americans
>making Japanese characters at all
Also you could ask Japanese people the same question, 90% of video game characters that are stated to be Japanese in Japanese games are samurai or ninjas.
>>144596473
Quit lolligagging and GET THE FUCK ON THE POINT
Why does Junkrat look like he's having war flashbacks halfway through his animation?
>>144597027
pssh... nothing personnel... kid
>>144597027
: ^)
>>144596383
>Finally hook the Tracer that's been sperging around constantly like an ADHD ridden fucknugget
>Appears behind me
>>144597108
The fact that she knows she and Mercy healsluts give the best blowjobs.
>>144596832
you read my post wrong, but yeah we won.
because by the time i was pushing it to the last point the rest of the retards had an epiphany and started to help with the cart
still, i had 2 minutes on the fucking cart
in a game with matches that usually last 5-7 minutes
seriously, what the fucking fuck
>>144597007
https://twitter.com/sockgyu/status/737904235778584576
True sauce
>>144597184
Chat profanity filter? Yes it's in the options.
>>144597252
>>144597252
>>144597252
NEW THREAD, MIGRATE WHEN READY
>>144597252
>>144597252
>>144597252
>>144597198
The sudden remembrance that Australia is a smoldering crater
>>144597108
Shes smug because she can ult 3 times in the time it takes anyone else to charge theirs once
>>144597198
he probably is
he is from australia after all. Their army lost a war against some oversized birds.
>>144597027
y-you too.
>>144597237
has anyone even met a heal-slut?
>>144597272
Thanks faM.
>>144590701
>>144590701
If I had a dollar for every time I've seen this posted I'd be able to hack the game and afford every extra copy of OW I buy after getting banned
>>144597198
>Oh god
>Did I leave the stove on?
>Meanwhile in australia
>Crater
>>144597251
>tfw I blew loads to that pic related
>>144597198
he probably is
living in furious frank Australia fucks with a person, especially when you're running from bounty hunters and constant assassinations by people trying to get your australium treasure.
>>144597337
You willif you play with me
>>144596887
Seems like her prefers Widowmaker and Reaper. Yes Reaper.
>it's a 2+ toblerones on Gibraltar episode
>>144597346
>"Did I leave the stove on?"
>muffled explosion down the block as a personal storage unit down the block blows up.
>"Oh, I did, good"
>>144597429
so you like being told what to do- how to heal ect?
i dont get it. I kinda do. that sub thing.kinda curious
>enemy team has a widow literally every game
>I've had enough
>swap to winston and tear her face off
>swaps to reaper to counter me but I keep winning
>our widow is now uncontested and shits all over the them
I wasn't expecting winston to be one of my favorite characters but fuck it's nice to not have to worry about widows. a lot of times if I do happen to fight a mccree it's an even fight if I have my shield since the dumb fuckers always throw their pocket sand at my barrier and can't beat my bubble dancing. I see why he's S tier when he's beats the shit out of all the meta characters.
>>144597198
He's remembering the horrible shit that happens in Wasteland Australia.
>>144597534
I'm just a dedicated healer. Does that still make me a healslut?
>>144597027
suck his dick
>Have 1140 coins
>Can get any legendary of my choosing
>But what if they released new hats tomorrow
UUUGGGHHH
>>144591849
>>144592432
just look at these shitter faggots running damage control in a limp dicked attempt to justify the fact that they're garbage
lmao at your lives, retards
>>144597198
he remembers how shit australia turned into
>>144596323
it's my fault that blizzard made a waifushitter catering retard character with a high skillcap that makes obnoxious players play obnoxiously?
>>144595775
Ey he's got the capoeira taunt
>>144597639
idk that was me when I played killing floor.
medic was the tops, that and the melee class.
>>144594570
I have 5 numbers for some reason
>>144594950
Competitive will have 60tick. Checkmate, smugposter.
Reminder that 50/50 win/loss rate is real and Blizzard are hacks.
If you don't commend yourself every game you don't know shit about Overwatch
WE NEED A NEW THREAD FAMILY
I wonder if Sombra is going to be as emo as Reaper
>>144594950
i'm having a great time despite constantly being fucked over by the netcode
jokes on you shitter
>>144589773
There are probably a lot of things you could do improve her, but the one i would push for would be the ability to force explode her missiles a la Hawken. IE you fire and then have the ability to right click and detonate the charge at a desired point. Among other benefits, this change would give Pharah a fighting chance on both long range and close range fighting. People will just tell you to aim at the floor but as that is a piss poor alternative.
>>144596613
What is this fuss about a support sniper? I really like sniping but more often than not I have to pick tank or support because shitters most of the time only play 'dps' heroes or pick high skill shit like genji and do nothing in the entire game.
>>144596457
I bought the Origins edition from a store, and am happy with it. I like some of the skins (namely young Morrison and Pharah) and the box also contained codes for extra stuff, like the Overwatch cardback (plus free booster) for Hearthstone, Tracer hero (apparently) for HotS (plus code for Jaina) and the code for the Noire skin. Not to mention the box itself is pretty fun on my self, because boxes became to rare after the 90s.
All this for 50 euros (while the Blizzard store sells the versions at 40e and 60e) so I think there's no reason NOT to buy it.
>>144595398
Do you have any idea how much of a basement dwelling virgin loser you sound like right now?>Inb4 Fucking normies
>>144595587
>The only thing I'm on at a rave is ecstacy
Whatever you have to tell yourself, Chad.
>>144589464
>SS tier
>Mercy
>D tier
>Genji
>E tier
>Symmetra, Mei
lol
Someone make a new thread, we are at the limit
>>144598007
Reaper is far from emo
>Damage boost from mercy
>HAHAHAHAHA
hes edgy but not emo
>>144593582
Ned Kelly is the bucket head outlaw. Also make alt a bucket head theme
>there are people so bad at playing Torb they don't even know to upgrade the turret
>>144595005
>you now realize this guys isn't even being ironic
>>144595005
>losing yourself to X
Absolutely fucking degenerate.
>>144595295
try harder.
>>144598007
I imagine if she's still with Overwatch, and assuming she is Pharah's mom, she's probably 76 levels of overprotective mom from the shadows and bitter af towards Reaper. If not, maybe, "I'm doing it for the right reasons." type of villain and might blame 76 for a lack of leadership. This design is doing it for me in so many ways. I'm hoping it is Sombra and she's a fun Support Sniper like people are suggesting. Then I could snipe and still help out without being a Human Aimbot.
>>144598007
Who?
>>144591453
>>144591909
i ordered off g2a and got the skin,
>>144597230
*teleports behind you*
nothin personnel luv