/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>144532214
>>144532214
Actual New Thread

>>144532340
Looks like this one was made first

>>144532498
and posted last

>>144532536
It was 1 millisecond, holy shit. Who cares what thread gets used?

>>144532536
>>144532340
Considering that I made the other thread, I don't care. just use this one. Fuck man, if 4chan would simply let me delete my own thread it would matter even LESS

>>144532536
>Linked one second apart
Go home

On topic discussion: What is your favorite contact mission?
Mine is that one at the docks with the safe cracking.

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Guys, lets just post not funny at all webms, then get butthurt when other people don't find them funny. In fact, we should call the people that dont' find our unfunny webms funny redditors who whave no sense of humor

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>>144532954
Do images also count?

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Post those comfy[/spoilers] sleepers, anons. I'm happy I finally got to make my second sabre turbo custom.

>>144532946
i'm not sure, I haven't done many.

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>>144532954

>>144533292
>Doesn't have a default in-game paintjob
>Sleeper
kekekekekkek

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>>144533292
Well, I like it.

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>>144532954

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>>144533494

>>144532946
The Los Santos Connection is still the best

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>>144533580
cheers, I like yours too anon

>>144533506
well if that's all you have to say!

>>144533986
those look really nice. good job

>>144533580
nice car but the tornado definitely ain't a sleeper, thing's slow as fuck

>>144535761
Yeah, I guess you're right. It's not slow mind you. Also I've noticed it has a surprisingly good grip on off-road surfaces. It's more of a dirt racer than a super car.

>>144532223
Pretty much. Also supercars aren't 'meant' to be driven on cruises and shit as is done in GTA5. Supercars are usually used either as pursuit specials or status symbols, but your standard richfag is going to use a luxury sedan as his daily car.

>>144533292
Comfy are you legit retarded? A muscle car is never a sleeper since it has a distinctive body designed to work with a high output engine. You also can't tell the difference between your game disconnecting and crashing, so you're either a retard or you are an egotistical faggot who can't admit they used the wrong word.

>>144536907
The Windsor is actually pretty fast for a luxury sedan/

>>144533292
>>144537170
What's worse is that it's a custom. If he was going for a standard-looking muscle car for drag racing that also looks stock he should've just gotten a standard Sabre Turbo, not a custom. It doesn't look very 'standard muscle' when lowered via the custom either.

>>144537170
He's a namefag, of course he's retarded
That or a literal 16-yo

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>>144537170
>>144537312
U wot m8

I think your whatever parameters you're using to define 'sleeper' are mucked up.

>You also can't tell the difference between your game disconnecting and crashing, so you're either a retard

oh it's you again.

>>144537312
>If he was going for a standard-looking muscle car for drag racing

wtf?

>>144537542
Muscle cars are not sleepers anyways you loser

>>144537684
Wrong. Go sperg out somewhere else pls.

What is a sleeper?

>>144538316
its a silent car that you drive after midnight because everyone is sleeping at that time of the day and you dont want to wake up your neighbourhood

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>>144538316
A sleeper (US English) or Q-car (British English) is a car that has high performance and an unassuming exterior.[1][2][3] Sleeper cars are so called because their exterior looks little or no different from a standard or economy-class car. In some cases the car appears worse due to seeming neglect on the owner's part, typically referred to as "all go and no show". While appearing to be a standard or neglected car, internally they are modified to perform at higher performance levels. The American nomenclature comes from the term sleeper agent, while the British term derives from the Q-ships used by the Royal Navy.

wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeper_(car)

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>>144537542
You can't do the "oh, it's you" shit, there is the difference between crashing and being disconnected. You can't use two words with diffrent meanings interchangeably. To be disconnected is when you lose connection to the session. The game is still working fine, either you get dropped in single player, or you find yourself in a session alone. When the game crashes, it stops working. You have to relaunch the game, after a crash, but not after a disconnect.

As for sleeper, a sleeper is a car that looks like an average car, but has abouve average performance. The sultan with no cosmetic upgrades is a sleeper, since while it looks like a normal sedan, it's the fastest 4door in game. The sultan RS can be made into a sleeper too. A muscle car can never be a sleeper as it has a unique body designed to work around a unique engine. People will always know a muscle car has an abouve average engine and power output. People won't know that a granny sedan or shit box has a high power output provided you don't put cosmetic items to attract attention.

Words have meaning, you can accept you used them wrongly, you continue being an egotistical faggot/retard.

>>144538486
You proved yourself wrong retard. A muscle car isn't a standard or economy car, so a muscle car cannot be a sleeper with your provided definition.

>>144538815
His post seems right to me.

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>>144537853
>being incorrect
>telling others to "sperg out" when you're a namefag on 4chan
lol

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>>144538815
>>144538615
Because everybody driving 'muscle' cars take them down the drag strip and yada yada. Because every muscle car looks like a 'muscle car'.

I feel bad for responding to your spergfest.

>>144538615
>respawn
>immediately across the street is the rare modified manana with roof

nice

>>144538946
that's a cute lil image and filename, anon. Sorry to burst in on your secret club.

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>>144538486
The issue that the other annon was trying to bring up is that muscle cars like the Saber Turbo (and the real-world cars that it is based off of) are known for being well preforming cars. It can't be a sleeper if it was already made to go fast.

An actually sleeper is usually something like pic related, with improved internals, but same shitty exterior.

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>>144538945
t. comfag

>unassuming exterior
It's literally called the "Sabre TURBO"

"Muscle car is an American term used to refer to a variety of high-performance automobiles."

>literally KNOWN to be high-performance
Same source btw

I haven't played regularly in a while. What's the colors on the player list mean?

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Here's my sleeper Super, guys.

>>144539102
>you're wrong because reasons
>no, stop sperging
No him but Jesus Christ just kill yourself already.

Calling an obvious looking muscle car a sleeper? Really? That's NullFaggot tier delusion.

>>144539742
inb4 "lol sperg"

>>144539742
>still having fits of turboautism over literally nothing

>>144540047
>>144539907
e z p z

>this "comfy" fag can't even get over his own ego
funny

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Post more sleepers, and stop shitposting

>>144539836
kek

>>144540294
>Post more sleepers
Post one to begin with.

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This manana looks fresh.

>>144539829
Those designate players who are a vip or in a vip's group.

>>144539850
>>144539742
>>144539714
There are plenty of cars that are called 'sleepers' even though the engine is high performance, simply because they look stock or worse. Despite the sperging over nomenclature and what not.

>>144540047
>>144540294
>>144540242

stop shitting up the thread with your autist rage, thanks.

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>>144540294

>>144540294
I know this is damage control but I have a feeling that you actually believe that's a sleeper

>>144540574
Isn't one of the new sleepers to be introduced in Finance and Felony based on that?

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>>144540678
Man, these are some nice sleepers

>>144540792
That winged sleeper at the beggining looks comfy.

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>>144540294
Gray with black wheels, I'm practically driving a Civic

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>>144540678
The Green sleeper in the trailer is similar looking, but I think it is more based of off this one.

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Check out my friend's sleeper...

>>144540792
fuckkkkkk i am so hype.

>>144540943
i agree c:

>>144540660
It comes out on Tuesday in relevant parts of the world.

>>144541043
You forgot to change your name friend

So this is the new shitposting trend?

>>144541182
Pretty much until you fuck off.

>>144541182
i guess it is, friendo

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Post some pictures of your sleepers, anons.

>>144541143
Naw, I didn't, but thnx anon.

>>144541182
>>144541281
:\

>>144541339
wow

>>144541373
those aren't sleepers those are ignition bomb baits.

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I've always been particularly fond of this sleeper

>>144541373
I like the sleeper the flame paintjob and the protruding bug catcher. It's really discrete.

>>144541561
Can't wait to own one of those sleepers.

>>144541756
I wonder what's inside that sleeper the sleeper is lifting from the ground.

>>144541714
I like those colors
>3 wheels
An excellent design choice, I'd say

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>>144540963
>The Green sleeper in the trailer is similar looking, but I think it is more based of off this one.

I haven't played GTA V or GTAO since last Fall, how many DLC and updates have I missed?

>>144540448
You seen to not grasp the fundamental concept of a sleeper. It's a high performance drivetrain in an inconspicuous body. A muscle car can't be a sleeper since its body, you expect a high performing drivetrain.

>>144542503
Muscle cars can be sleepers anon, stop being stupid.

>>144542503
quit sperging :^))))))))))))))

>>144542580
How? Read the definition of a sleeper

>>144542439
>I haven't played GTA V or GTAO since last Fall
Stopped reading there.

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>>144541687
what do you mean?

>>144541761
thanks. post some of your cars, anon.

and maybe we can go on a tugboat trip together sometime.

>>144542503
This is another nice sleeper.

>>144542367
oh, I didn't even know the Vulcan was a thing.

>>144542773
Sleepers don't need to look like everyday cars, just not as powerful as it is.

>>144542580
give an example of a muscle sleeper then

>>144542976
no one said anything about everyday cars

>>144542865
If you changed the hood, that would actually be a sleeper. Is comfy seeing the light?

Super comfy interior in the primo. It's an underrated car for sure.

>>144542984
See >>144533292
>>144543113
I've seen people mention it.

>>144542984
The Chevelle according to Cumpieanon.

>No anyone ever rates my snapmatic shots

The fuck am I doing wrong?

Do I have to suck some R* cock, dick and penis to get any attention for my stuff at all?

Anons stop sperging over stupid shit you're ruining our civilized and mature environment for patrician discussion of electronic entertainment via this Vietnamese sweat shop bulletin board

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>>144543159
forgot the picture.

>>144543145
Will do.

>>144543275
post them here? I love seeing pictures people take. And if you would like feedback, just ask.

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>>144543301
No, now rate my sleeper

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>>144543186
>Sabre Turbo
>Turbo
You couldn't have picked a worse muscle car to call a sleeper

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>>144543379
pls ignore the mouse cursor

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audiposting isnt shitposting

>>144543542
Again, please stop acting retarded. Sleepers only need to look less powerful than they are.

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Muscle cars can definitely be sleepers.

The Chrysler 300 letter series began in 1955 with the Chrysler C-300. With a 331 in3 (5.4 L) FirePower V8, the engine was the first in a production passenger car to be rated at 300 hp (220 kW), and was by a comfortable margin the most powerful in American cars of the time. By 1957, with the 300C, power was up to 375 hp (280 kW). These cars were among the first sleepers, marketed as high-end luxury cars from the traditional luxury marque Chrysler, but with a high-end homologation racing engine.

The 300 "letter series" cars were among the vehicles that focused on performance built by domestic U.S. manufacturers after World War II, and thus can be considered one of the muscle car's ancestors, though full-sized and more expensive.


They literally share a common ancestor you cucks, stop reading the first paragraph of a wiki article and basing your entire arguments on it.

To the guy asking in the last thread about the VIP reset glitch, sorry I couldnt reply sooner I've been under a car all day.

>VIP running low
>Start hostile takeover
>Wait until timer has ran out
>Open interaction menu
>Change an accessory - this forces a save (yellow circle in bottom right corner) you could just wait until game saves but easier doing this
>Quit to franklin in singleplayer (use d-pad)
>Reload online(doesnt need to be invite only)

if your countdown is stuck at 4:00:00 find a new session

If your countdown ran out (the glitch didnt work), you can try immediately quiting the game and reloading. Some people have reported this works for them, letting them try the glitch again. I've never had the glitch fail to require doing that however.

If you still need help message me on psn a30mm

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>>144543531
I'm literally going to cry if you don't stop

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I put him to sleep

What are your top 5 most used cars, /gtag/? Mine are probably:
Tailgater
Warrener
Ruffian
Dubsta
Blade
>>144543301
Blame salt-heavy anons who are sperging out over pretty much nothing and the shithead namefag who's being just a big a spergburger as they are baka

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>>144543789
>SSJ hair
>Kaioken red aura

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>>144543750
Post best sleeper muscle.

>>144543881
Phoenix
Stinger GT
Monroe
Ruiner
Gauntlet

>>144543881
Sultan RS
Cognoscenti LWB
Oracle XS
Stratum
Minivan custom

Debating selling the minivan

>>144544073
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Kaio-ken

>>144544115
stallion

>>144543881
V12
V12 (Armoured)
Glendale

>>144544342
That's a Sabre Turbo, like 100%. Especially if you look at it from the back.

>>144543881
Mine are:

Ruiner

Sandking XL

Rhapsody

Bati801

Intruder

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>>144544073
>he hasn't seen the new DBS episode where goku goes Super Saiyan Blue and then Kao-Kens, or the DBZ episode where goku Kao-Kens in the grand Kai martial arts tournament while super saiyan

>>144543597
>Sleepers only need to look less powerful than they are.
That can be anything from a jalopy to an esoteric sports car
If you think a Trabant or an 80's Supra can be called a sleeper then you are retarded

>>144544589
>That can be anything from a jalopy to an esoteric sports car
Exactly, everything can be a sleeper if you want it enough.

>If you think a Trabant or an 80's Supra can be called a sleeper then you are retarded
Rude desu.

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>>144543881
Hakuchou
Sabre Turbo Custom
Osiris
Slamvan Custom
Faction Custom DONK

>>144544115
She's wonderful.

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>>144544304
>22 years since I saw it
>Almost quarter of a century ago
I'll be seeing myself out now

>>144544450
You need more MB

>>144544757
>She's wonderful.
remake it

>>144544584
>>he hasn't seen the new DBS episode where goku goes Super Saiyan Blue and then Kao-Kens
See SSJ not SSJGSSJ:^) hair
and for the other part >>144544770

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>>144543789
I was going to post one of those fiberglass sports car fakes you can find in china (the ones that look like ferraris but have a frame and engine of some shitty imported four-door) but I can't remember what they are called, so have more Bosozoku instead.

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>>144543750
Of course that's a sleeper, it's covered in shit

>>144544770
>Yfw GTAIV would have scenery like that
what city is that

>>144544926
Anon SSJ hair looks exactly the same as SSJ hair only difference is the color.

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>>144544659
>this Bel-Air isn't as slow as I'd thought, I'd say it's a sleeper
>oh shit the engine fell out

>>144545287
*SSB

>>144545287
You can see it was yellow, not blue though.

>>144543881
Asterope
Speedo
Vindicator
Stratum
Nightshade

>>144544968
So I take it you're admitting defeat since you completely ignored my point and just focused on the random picture put up with it?

Is GTAIII the most deperessing one in the series? The game ends with everyone but two gangs hating you, and every major character dead

>>144543881
Felon

>>144545475
Anon it's clearly white to show the red is obscuring the color so it could be either. Since we have examples of SSJ KK and SSB KK you're wrong either way

>>144545710
I'm not the dude that said it wasn't possible, but it's not white, it's orange.

>>144543881
Bati 801
Blade
Alpha
Fugitive
Faction Custom Donk

>>144545785
It's clearly white are you goddamn colorblind or something?

>>144543750
But all you are proving is that they have a common ancestor. It literally says that it was marketed as a high-end luxury car and not a muscle car. You might as well call an AMG E63 a muscle car and a sleeper with that logic.

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>>144545941
>White
Anon, are you okay? I didn't look at the image when I said it was orange though, it's not.

>>144545496
>muscle cars can be sleepers because I read more of a wikipedia article than you
Okay

But I'll admit you got me
The wrecked Corvette is also a sleeper, as it goes very fast but you wouldn't expect it when it's missing a wheel

>>144534479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEUC5egevBQ

>>144546293
>pink

Almost like red+white=pink

>>144546502
We were talking about the actual colour, not the original colour. Present tense, not past tense.

>>144546945
Anon when it was drawn in microsoft paint, it was originally white, and then given the red aura which turned it into a shade of pink, since that's what happens when you take red and white: you get a lighter shade of red, aka pink.

Can we stop with this autism now?

How do I find those fun custom playlists full of wallrides and shit

>>144547731
>You get a lighter shade of red
No, you get a redder shade of white

>>144547731
What about the darker parts then? Are those just grey or some shit? Because that's stupid.

>>144544904
maybe i will...

>>144545876
c:

>>144546945
there have been some amazing discussions in the last few hours of /gtag/. i love you anons

>>144549031
Comfy, you grind GTA a lot, right? How much time does it take you to make 1 million?

>>144537853
I'm sorry to say it, but that anon is kinda right, but you're half right too. The Sabre would be considered a semi-sleeper, simply because it gives away certain visual cues that it could smoke your opponent.Then this all up for debate causes everyone will have their different opinions on the matter.

>>144545541
GTA 3 depresses me because im stuck at 99% and have failed the very last thing i need to do 200+ times.

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what's the best thing you can buy for under a million dollars?

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>>144549402
Actually anon, I don't grind all that much. I had a lucky moment a few months back where a random modder invited me to a few races, and allowed me to win, and I won like 15m or 10m each time. I've been living off that ever since.

Sorry I don't have a better answer or suggestion for you.

I do have one tip, you've probably already done it, but here it is anyway: Do the 'fleeca heist' with someone that will give you the max percentage of money possible (a friend or crew buddy) - you'll get a decent nest egg there, and you'll also receive an extra 100k coz for your first time doing a heist. I remember LW, a buddy from gtag, helped me out that way earlier this year.
>>144549467
Indeed. Nonetheless, it's fun in the rain.

What is a stilt apartment?

>>144550798
A Stilt Apartment

>>144550798
The houses in Vinewood that are on stilts duh

and they'll never add more even though there's a bunch around the map

>>144550798
An apartment built on stilts.

>I will never have more than 3 million dollarydoos
I don't know if there's a "Most fun" way to make money while playing without friends

>>144552554
menus are fun

>>144552682
Anon, the only menus I have here on PS4 are the pause menus and Interaction menus

>>144549667
bump

is it me or have insurance costs (i.e. destroying someone else's vehicle) been removed? several times i've destroyed a friend's car and had no money removed, or any message about the cost... ???

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>>144552746
>PS4

>>144552891
my heart ;)

>>144553014
>>144553014
Yes, PS4

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>>144553259

>>144553259
VIP work, mission, repeat
All while working on your backlog.

>>144552891
maybe a nice car, anon
>>144553417
>>144553014
pls dont

>>144553608
Please don't use my name.

>>144553697
Please don't use my name.

>>144553915
Please don't use my name.

>>144553915
Please don't use my name.

>>144553417
I don't get it. You know it's on PS4, as I've said it's on PS4

>>144553915
>>144553979
>>144553981
Please don't use my name.

>all these people posing as me
Please stop, anons.

Man, why did they remove those wave based survival missions? Those were tons of fun

>>144553608
>>144553697
all me
>>144553915
>>144553979
>>144553981
all me

>this post is spam :^)

>>144554154
...What?

give me suggestions for a new car anons. anything, i just want a new car

>>144554410
The survival missions. Why were they removed?

>>144554504
They're still there, dummy
>>144554481
V12
Alpha (thanks Tai!)

>>144554481
Weeny Issi

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywh53Gm_Sl8

>>144554481
the Danger Granger

>>144554573
Which explains the missing coronas outside the airplane graveyard and abandoned facilities

>Not cruising on your low performance shitbike while listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQLPMfR8bI8

>>144554802
You have probably hid them
You can also start them in the Jobs Menu

>>144554481
any particular type of car you like, anon?

Man, I love dicks.

>>144555235
how even do you hide

>>144555407
literally anything dude, just looking for suggestions

>>144555506
Interaction Menu
Hide Options

>>144555506
Interaction menu > hide options > jobs

>>144555543
Albany Alpha

>>144555543
i humbly suggest these three:

voltic - because it's acceleration is so great and it's fun to drive.
warrener - because i believe it has interesting customizations and is fun to drive
hakachou - because its great fun to go faste and to jump off a lot of things

>>144556420
had a few warreners before, i think it's time to get one again. same with the hakuchou. thanks anon

>>144556420
For the voltic, is the acceleration worth a spot in the garage ? With no engine tuning available, is it quicker than an Osiris ?
>>144554573
Cheers love

>>144556996
im not sure... i just know its faste
>>144556591
nice c:

>>144543881

Stirling GT
Casco
JB 700
Armoured Cogno 55
Sabre Turbo

armored t20 when

>>144556996
voltic a Shit super
A SHIT

would give the Bennys Sultan a run for its money though

>>144543881
Ruiner
Futo
Infernus
801
Issi

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>>144558249
>jb 700
>tfw no guns

>>144556996
Are you the cavalry?

>>144558795
t. Rock "No fun allowed" star

Also aesthetically I'd rather they got rid of it too, if they're not gonna fire they're just an eyesore.

It's still a nice car though, mine's dark green because it looks like British racing green.

Best sounding cars? I'm going for Sultan RS, Nightshade and Casco

>>144543881
Dubsta 6x6
infernus
Mesa a la Merryweather open roof
Police Cruiser
Miljet :^)

>Need a 2 million Supercar just to reach par time in time trials
Fuck this game

>>144559710
bikes

>>144559778
I did it in a Bati, and got 1:23
I did it in a Hakucho, and got 1:23

>>144559910
Maybe you should try getting good.

>>144559910
I came in only a few ms below 1:19 in my hakuchou. Saw aralich finish it on his bati at about 1:18.

>>144559910
Take a bati and wheelie as often as you can. Finished at 1:18:27 but another guy got around 1:17:40

>>144560861
If you're gonna shitpost, at least make the post shitty, don't make it about shit, dumbass.

So did they ever patch out GTAO removing your helmet whenever you start a mission or heist? That shit constantly got on my nerves because I had to go all the way into a menu and reequip my clothes set just to get it back.

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Old vs New.

What do you think would be a good, modern counterpart for either the Rusty Tornado or the Rusty Voodoo?

>>144562862

help me FIND THE CAT DUMMY

>>144563386
Backyard. Your dad accidentally ran it over one day. Mystery solved.

>>144563543

it isn't my cat, it's a friend's cat...

>>144560861
Call to the number

>>144563694

you do it, you found the corpse.

Oh fuck yes, since when did Rockstar add a roof to the Stallion? This is brilliant.

>>144563890
Since it came out.

>>144563281
rusty voodoo = Bennys voodoo :^)

nahh but for reals, probably the stanier or washington

>>144563281
Any luxury sedan

>>144563917
Pretty sure that's not true.

>>144563614
Same answer. Your dad ran over both of them in a freak accident.

>>144563281
I'd say Primo for Tornado and Washington/Stanier for Voodoo.

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>>144563917
It became an option with the Banshee/Sultan update following E&oC along with the tiny speed Racer windshield for the Mamba

>>144563281

manana and chino.

>Playing GTA with bro
>Get a bounty
>He starts acting weird about my bounty

So, yeah. Does anyone here have bros that'll shoot you in the back for 2K?

Just doesn't seem worth being a scrub for 2k.

>>144566686
Why don't you just have an agreement to kill each other if either of you gets a bounty?

>>144566686
2k is 2k. If you choose to be butthurt about dying when you have a bounty that's on you.

>>144567003
That's shitty logic. 2k is 2k, and you claim the bounty of no one kills you

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>>144563890
they fixed that forever ago dude

>>144563917
the roof options were always in the game but unavailable for a pretty long time

>some guy starts exploding everyone in the lobby

sigh

>>144567132
You don't though. That's always been broken.

>>144566980

That's what we would usually do but he started acting creepy about it instead of just killing me. It put me off 2bh.

I guess I'm more concerned about the change in behaviour since it felt more personal than just having fun on gta.

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Well it's like the 5th time my game has failed to join gtao
Starting to get pissed

>>144569684
you've been banned

>>144570260
Ezek stopped being a thirsty asshole so he is cool now

>>144570358
If he is thirsty, why doesn't he drink? Water is free.

>>144570686
Not from the tap he wanted

>Rockstar created monster truck race
>Everyone uses the Brawler
Fuck off thumbs down

>>144570927
i've joined a few custom races where the monster truck gets btfo on every checkpoint except for the last 2 which are placed on the other side of a raised platform that is uneven and split into 2 tracks
>halved tires on the tracks push bikes off so sanchez btfo
>tracks too wide for normal vehicles wheelbase to cover
>monster truck has 0(zero) issues crossing that custom bridge, only vehicle able to complete the course

>>144570814
Not from the tap anyone needed desu

Is the mamba worth a milllion, or should I just buy the verlierer

>>144572628
nothing in this game is worth any amount of money

but if you want an opinion, the mamba is tiny and cool if a bit squirrely and the verlierer is butt ugly with unremarkable performance

>>144567526
it was me.

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>>144572628
Just say no to Verliererererooses

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>join mission
>It's on normal instead of hard

>>144573501
>It's on normal instead of hard
>the host is rank 1337+
>half filled player stats

>>144542984
V8 Dodge/Chryslers, and V8 Mustangs. Unless you know what you're looking for they're hard to distinguish from the hordes of V6's getting around.

The only one that works in GTA is a sleeper Buffalo S.

Is there a gtag approved guide anywhere to modding online without getting banned?

I just want to be able to spawn some vehicles

>>144576835
download a menu that has an undetected hook
spawn the vehicles you want

>>144576949
How can I find undetected hooks? What's a site that can be trusted basically. googling "gta online mods" brings up a ton of sketchy shit

>>144576835
don't mess with tunables
don't mess with money
don't be a moron

ez

>>144577358
menyoo and jordan's are undetected as far i know

>>144549559
Was it that Patriot mission?

>>144576405
But the V6 mustangs are still fast, certainly faster than normal cars. You might as well call the M3 a sleeper since it looks like a normal 3 series.

>>144577518
Is menyoo usable online? It says it needs "scripthookv" which isn't usable online

>>144578201
>But the V6 mustangs are still fast
You're adorable.

>>144578380
menyoo uses clonehook which is just an edit scripthook but is currently undetected. when the new update releases tuesday clonehook will have to be updated with the new values to work again

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>>144578570
Am i missing something here?

>>144578415
It has a sub-7s 0-60, that's faster than the average car/truck. Are there faster things for cheaper? Of course, but by virtue of being an abouve average performer, based on a platform that only gains performance, you cannot call them normal cars. With this, you cannot call the V8 mustangs sleepers, since they improved upon abouve average cars. The same reason why you didn't address my second point

>>144578782
yes. go to menyoo.org instead. it'll cost you $10 though. there's also Force menu and Jordan's menu but they're paid menus as well

>>144579174
Don't get menyoo. They removed all the griefing options so you can't protect yourself. They also charge $5 on top of the $10 for the menu if you want crash protection. Get jordans.

>>144579174
>>144579349
My friends bday party is next week so my available cash has to go to liqour right now, can't really afford a menu.

I guess I could just stick to single player, will freely available mods work for that?

>>144570927
>monster truck race around sawmill and mountainside above Paleto Bay.
>shitters take Brawlers but can't keep it under control
>ram them down the hillside
>giant jump down the mountain only the liberator can survive
>shitters all explode on impact, cementing my lead

>>144553417
It's funny because I drew that and I'm on PS4.

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Whats even happening in this thread?

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>>144579897
>PS4

>>144579960

Nothing of importance

>>144579496
no

>>144579046
>Sub-7s 0-60
Slow.

To address your second point, you can totally make a sleeper M3 by removing badges, put some basic steelies on it and 3 series bodywork.

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>He isn't on PS4!

>tfw don't want to sell my 6-car garage but desperately need the extra 4 spaces
>if we get a 6th property slot it'll be filled up within a week with backlog of cars I want and new ones from the update

fuck my life familia why am i such a hoarder

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>>144543881
Armored V12
Sabre Custom
Adder
Mamba
Osiris

>>144580198
OK, I actually agree with your second point, but in a weird way. I feel like they are anti-sleepers, having a fast car look like a car that people think is slower than it looks. Making a tuned V8 mustang look like a V6 would attract attention from people that would want to race, believing they would win since the V6 is what people who think it's fast would buy. You would end up baiting actual sleepers into race, as they would think "this Chad thinks his V6 stang is faster than my Subaru" and challenge thinking they are "trolling" with their sleeper. You'll basicly be a sleeper for sleepers.

>>144580785
Take each garage and sell the two least driven/memorable. It helped me a good bit. I now got three open spaces for three possible wastes of money. I have the policy of try everything once. I have owned every car in game at one point.

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>>144580952
>adder

>>144581387
>he's too young to remember why we actually didn't like adders

>>144580952
Adder is such a fun car, always good to see gtag using it over the shiT20 or eincantturn XS

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>rolling round countryside
>minding my own business
>some retard level 20 starts chasing me
>slow down so he can keep up a little with me
>he starts shooting
>cops take him out
>he comes back at me
>kill him
>he comes at me again
>rocket to the car
>he just keeps running at me and just keeps dying
>get bored of killing this level 20 retard
>call insurgent
>get in and just drive next to him
>he keeps trying to shoot me
>he spent a good 10 mins trying to kill me before calling me a hacker

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>>144581387
Not a lot of kids flock to this car nowadays. Fun, four wheel drive, and fast. It's a plus that it sounds amazing, if not a bit like a vacuum cleaner.

>>144573267
t-thank

>>144543881
Rancher XL
Bullet
Dukes
Akuma
F620

>>144581626
I've been here since day 1 and they've always been the ultimate shitter kiddy car. Granted that title has gone to the Zentoro but the Adder is still firmly in second place.

>>144581720
Adder a shit

>>144543881
Osiris
Futo
Bati 801
Feltzer
Zentoro

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>>144581626
I know why they were hated
We're cool with them at GTA Forums now. Has someone shit posted them here or something?

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A
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S

>>144581383
Man I just tried doing this and I only got down to a few cars (Coquette Classic, Baller LE, Sultan, Tampa). I just sold the Coquette Classic but I'm really on the fence about selling the others

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>>144582184
Where have you been in the last year? Adder would be in third place since the T20 is defacto kiddy car

>Pic related

I can't make a race. I get an idea, and can simply never execute it

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>>144581920
It is really fun to drive, since its 4WD is balanced enough to power out of turns or jumps, but still rear biased enough to slide around turns too.

It also does the best burnouts in game

>tfw watching FunHaus playing Heists
I wish I had friends that play GTA

>>144583331
Tell me, anon. Explain it and maybe draw a picture and I'll build it.

>skiddie starts doing something mildly annoying but not harmful
>GTAG tells skiddie to kill himself
>skiddie starts trying to crash everyone in GTAG
>"Fuck off skiddie we didn't do anything!"

>>144583478
>Funhaus
They have their times but they got nothing on Achievement Hunter when it comes to gta shenanigans.
>them homemade "heists"
>operation waffleo

>>144583632
Kill yourself skiddie.

>>144583729
I've just kind of grew out of vidya for the most part
I watch FunHaus because I've been watching Kovic since the Inside Halo days, is Achievement Hunter similar to FunHaus?

I still fire up the 360, been playing Dragon's Dogma again
My friends are playing some capeshit game on the Xbone
My money goes toward my main hobby

>>144583574
Just a bike race almost entirely through alleys. Or maybe, just maybe, a monster truck race that actually FORCES monster trucks, instead of allowed Brawlers and sanchezes.

But yeah, the alleyways are often unable to have turned checkpoints

>>144584004
They're quite similar in what they do, but their style of humour is different. They also focus on the xbox.
Check out some of their heists:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ieu4UtpZFUI&list=PLMYzP1OVi0qQtNWL0Suj5GCL2jpLxrH9l

Will GTA 6 have bowling?

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>Crew member rolls up
>They play as a girl

>>144584727
>Play as a girl
>Am a girl
>People just assume a dude
>Never correct them
Living the dream

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>>144584727
>he doesn't have a vidyafu

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>>144584902
That's the way the internet likes it. Keep the taboo unbroken, friend. Obligatory "get out attention whore". Standard procedure, you know.

>>144584902
bitch better be from stockton

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>Want to do the challenges for each heist with the same group, and in order
>They're never all on at the same time

>hacker/menur in lobby
>starts being a nigger spawning shit on people
>leave lobby

what do they think they achieve by doing this? I just leave the 15 person lobby and join another 15 person lobby.
I really dont get their motivations/endgoals

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>>144582667
Adjusting my sleep patterns to wake up as the DLC drops.

They need more single player esque missions. I really liked the shootout to escape Grove Strizzle

>>144586859
Metal Gear Grove

>>144586859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmWzXLPa6I

>>144584727
Cmon anon, do you really want to look at a mans ass the whole time?

>>144587946
do you always look at your nose in between your eyes?

or do you filter it out?

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>tfw got removed from the crew for seemingly no reason

i've never killed a crew mate, i've been killed by a few but never killed any

one time i did cause a plane crash though....no one died, but everyone had to jump out

is that why?

please dont bully me

>>144588205
Could've been a purge

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>>144587946
fag

>t. supporter of skyrim sex mods

>>144588205
we purged inactive members. post your sc and reapply

>>144588186
you can filter it out but it's still a good portion of your screen.

outside of heists, what's the fastest way to level in online?

>>144588660
>>144588574
ah fuck. i went inactive for just a few weeks, dang

i re app'd yesterday but haven't checked yet

SC is swtorbane

>>144588750
OYY VEYY, what do you mean you don't have a jew noze blocking a large portion of your inner peripheral vision

>>144588905
looks like your request was denied since there was no name posted in the thread and i cant send you another one because your profile is private. either send another request or open up you're profile and i'll get you back in

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>>144588614
>not supporting skyrim sex mods

back to /r/skyrim
back to /r/gta5
back to /r/gtao

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>>144589935
but i DO support them

pic related

>>144589603
alright ill boot up the game. i wanted to go to bed early today, but i guess ill stay up a little bit longer...

>mfw i will probably stay up till 5 am

i need a job

also, thank you pal

can i get an invite to gtag?
sc: meowmers

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fuck you

man

what the fuck

FUCK

>verify files didnt help

FUCK

>>144542367
That is a sexy sports car.