/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>ywn whip the flib

>>144412904
It's decent if you know what you're doing and own a buzzard. You don't actually pay your bodyguards yourself, securoserv does that for you

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Why are these almost never ever deployed in MP?

>>144413159

Spike strips are commonly deployed, they just can't pop bulletproof tires so if you drive your personal vehicles everywhere you probably haven't noticed.

>>144413159
they are everywhere but if you have pb tires those don't destroy the tires
don't ask why

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Post meme cars.

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>YES - Roundabout starts playing

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>>144413376
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

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>>144413459
>tfw always happens when you have to get out of the car soon

>>144413520
What's American about this shitty ass meme car?

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>>144413859

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>>144412932
Lewd.

>>144413376
Brazilian pride. I wish you could keep certain emblems on certain vehicles, like you can with crew colors.

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a special kind of angry

>>144413823
The football bobblehead

>>144413376
Is this the most generic 80s car possible?

Can you do criminal mastermind twice with your two characters?

>>144412809
If I buy Orion again after the discount will I gain my money back?

>>144416446
No. Only once per account.

>>144416446
no

>>144416446
>>144416498
>>144416526
Any one doing criminal mastermind?

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DONKs are great, anon

>>144416623
Sure
mad4potter

>>144416459
only if you're downgrading, maybe if you upgrade and downgrade again you might make a small amount back but im not sure

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literally perfect

>Self Radio
Looking for some good driving songs. I have a couple of songs from Drive. Feels good when driving at night. Recommendations?

>>144419578
If you can still download Nightride FM anywhere, that's probably what you're looking for.

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Tfw no remington.

One of my favourite cars...

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>>144419578
Eurobeat

>>144419918
whats wrong with the virgo classic?

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>>144413376
>stock version still undrivable

>>144413376
That's not a donk though?

>>144420213
it doesn't have the nice design on the tail end, but i am more than likely going to pick up a virgo classic if we get another garage slot...

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>>144420213
Can you fuck off again mr irrelevant?

>>144422472
>asking qt to fuck off
You must be new here.

>>144422472
>actual discussion relevant to GTA
>but it's from a person that i don't like so i'm gonna make an off topic shitpost and call them my favourite buzzword insult
QT is obnoxious as shit but if you hate him so much why don't you fucking filter him?

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Managed to find a non-violent, non-scaredy, non-incompetent skiddie.

Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having money for the update. I'll see you when I'm banned, despite my precautions. B-But Rockstar surely aren't that competent.

>>144423567
Invite.

>>144423567
Hope you never come back, Krop

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>>144424253
It was yesterday night.

>>144424375
Okay. Who the dick is krop

Is doing VIP work the fastest way to get money? I'd really like to be able to get the Orion and still have a mil or something for Finance and Felony

>>144424926
>a mil
You do realise a warehouse is going to cost around 5 million.

>>144425060
Jesus really? I thought they were going to be a couple 100k

>>144423567
They're competent when it comes to one thing: stuff that threatens their kike cards.

>>144425060
Is that based on anything, or just speculation? Not saying it's not logical speculation considering previous update's costs.

>>144425060
>>144425242
There's literally no evidence that they'll be 5 million
Maybe the highest tier skyscraper base will be, but R* isn't going to get any more people coming to play if they need millions just to get started, and this DLC is clearly made to give the playerbase a reason to come back after 6 months of pretty much nothing. It's the same reason being a VIP is free this weekend, so that players who are returning and are low on cash/entirely new have some money for the update on the 7th.

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>>144425242
>>144425549
Aha! AHA! AHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! No.

If a warehouse or office costs any less than a million I will buy a goddamn yacht with the money, call it "I Hacked This Boat" and post it here.

I miss the property missions from Vice City. those needed to come back in a way that was much better than "THIS GUY IS ROUGHING UP SOME CUSTOMERS, FRANKLIN"

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They have at least a partially modeled Glock in the game, why don't they just finish the model and make it usable already?

>>144425961
That's just what the game needs, ANOTHER pistol.

>>144426027
I agree there's already a shitload of pistols (most of which no one ever uses anyway because they're shit) but adding one more wouldn't hurt.

>>144425626
Okay then, do that
I highly, highly doubt Rockstar manually checks every yacht name. The only time it gets seen is when it auto-checks for profanity.

>>144426192
How would they make it worth using over the other ones? The only pistols that have been added recently were the Marksman and Revolver, and they're alright because a) they have different actions rather than just being generic mag-fed semis and b) the revolver is a pocket heavy sniper that can take down helicopters in two shots
The only way I could see a glock being added and also worth using is if it was an 18c and had better damage and accuracy than the AP pistol but no automatic fire.

>>144426027
Another weapon that will not be on par with AP pistol, any day.

>>144425549
the last "appartment" update was yachts and they were 10m

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>tfw I raced through all of Los Santos with this and it got blown up cause it died on the tracks

Is there any worse feel?

>>144426027
>partially modeled
>at very least better than whatever assault rifle they'll add next

>>144426742

Least you can do is pay respects to the machine that carried you through the night.

>>144426603
the 10m yacht comes with a boat and heli and other stuff too...

>>144426759
They should fix existing weapons first

>>144419665
Holy shit, yes! I don't have the greatest voice, but I'm thinking about doing little DJ breaks in between the songs to make it feel more radio-y. I wish you could have more than one custom radio station.

>>144426475
Make it semi-auto but with a very high fire cap so you can empty a mag in 2 seconds if you can click/pull the trigger fast enough.

>Get tired of skiddies in freeroam
>go for some DM
>quick job
>some 100000000000 billion gajillion RP map
>ohboy.jpeg
>its a baseball bat arena
>at least melee clusterfucks are kinda fun
>some shittard has godmode on and starts to minigun everyone

Ban wave when

>>144426880
the warehouse comes with a fucking huge truck and vans so?

the point is noone knows

>>144426895
Like what?

>>144426603
The yachts are also not fucking apartments, and only the top tier one costs 10 million. Stop being a retard.

>>144427030
Get a PC, faggot

Why is the dirt mapping on GTA5 so bad? It's so lowly textured and shit. Either have some good dirt mapping or don't have any at all.

>>144426945
this reminded me of how i miss the times when the radio hosts would mention the weather and stuff. i remember that when big storms rolled in and the rain started pelting down, one of the hosts would talk about it and recommend people to bunker down and take care out there. it was a nice feel.

>>144426995
turn off player created content in quick job in the online options
i did too when i played deathmatch a lot. helps avoid the fuck lobbies

>>144427112
maybe the warehouses will have tiers

literally noone has any idea what this update is. it is more than likely just VIP+ with a higher entry bar

we dont know if you can by the new offices seperate form warehouses we dont know whats a pegasus vehicle and whats a garage vehicle.

we dont know shit and I dont trust R*

>>144427030
>the warehouse comes with huge truck and vans

I hope not.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10396066
http://www.strawpoll.me/10396066
http://www.strawpoll.me/10396066

>>144427314
>you have to pay $5m to "rent" a warehouse
>gives you access to armoured vans and suvs
>you can uuse them without warehhouse

have you people forgotton about the VIP clothes?
Don't trust R*

im CERTAIN that in the trailer it shows at least 2 "CEO missions" one where you protect a red cargo bob and one where you protect a mule

I have no reason to believe these arent instanced missions where you spawn in a van and have to protect it or a helicopter

>>144427509
missed the coquette blackfin

>>144427617
>*you CANT use them without a warehouse*

>>144427207
GTA5 radios are generally bad

>>144426945
>those ad-libbed moments and genuine laughter on Vinewood Boulevard Radio

>>144427617
>>144427746
why do you talk

like a fucking retard and leave huge

spaces between every single sentence you post

>>144426960
And then map your scroll wheel to left click.

>>144428135
Just making it easier for you.

>>144428438

I'll make it

easier for your

mom,

fuckboy

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>>144428706
>Getting this butthurt over harmless qt

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Even though I'm a lot poorer now, I'm glad I picked up this beauty.

>>144428961
>Implying anyone's butthurt
It's just banter, QT. You can put your trip back on now.

>>144429121
>Banter
>The Socialist Republic that is your "banter"

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>>144429028
Is there any better feel than being comfy?

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>>144428961
>Harmless

>update drought
>general is full of attention whoring, off topic shit and drama
>update is announced
>general is full of speculation, excitement and cynicism and there's a distinct lack of attentionwhoring and off topic shit
>but qt returns
The pros and cons

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>>144429459
>general is full of speculation, excitement and cynicism
>qt returns
yeah. that's because that's me doing it!

>>144427239
well, i like some of those maps, they are sometimes fun

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Could have sworn there was an animation for crawling out from under things in SP

>>144430343
that was gta iv

>trying to fight VIPs doing piracy prevention
>level 1 modshitter killing everyone on the beach with his minigun
>taking him and everyone else down
>suddenly my entire hud except for my minimap disappears
>can't see anyone on it, my health is at 0 and i can't move
>suddenly a single sniper shot comes out of nowhere except i don't have a WASTED screen come up
>my blood pools and the sniper shot rings out into silence
>Error connecting to the game session: Return to Grand Theft Auto V
jesus christ it was like something out of a bad creepypasta

>>144430343
There is its the same animation used if you exit a upside down car door gets kicked off and you crawl out

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>>144430343
there is, just rolled my car so i could show you
i guess it's just harder for the game to figure out how to show you crawling out from a helicopter

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>>144430845
>>144431207
Guess it's better than this

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>>144429247
relaxing after shitting on randoms for good part of a month non stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0h09RpeMSY

I don't know a lot about graphics cards. I have a 7870 GHZ edition. Would it be better to get another one or just go with something like a 970 or R9 290x or 390? I'm not looking for 4K but I'd like to at least run it on high with 60fps. The cpu is a 3570k. My comp is about 3 years old.

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>>144429028

>>144431923
Crossfire/SLI is generally shit, it's probably better to upgrade. AMD is releasing the 480 at the end of this month which is likely about as good as the 970 or 290 for 200$. Or if you want more performance than that, Nvidia has the 1070 somewhere this month for I think 400$ or so.

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I miss gamemodes with gtag.

Multi Channel Dorito
>>>/wsg/1115261

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>>144431207
>>144430845
>>144431316
Hey, managed to replicate it. It's definitely a different animation but it doesn't happen in multiplayer, instead we get this awkward slide/teleport

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My experience with multiplayer:
>loading screen
>some error explaining why I couldn't join a mission
>loading screen
>free mode
>loading screen
>error saying why I couldn't join the mission
>free mode
>loading screen
>join mission
>full of 12 year olds who can't do fuck all right and can't stop killing eachother for more than 2 minutes so we all fail
Excellent game, this.

>>144432453
Who else singleplayer here?

>>144432453
>>144430343
>>144430845
>>144431339

There's a lot less content in multiplayer to make it less taxing on peoples systems/internet. You walk around the street, there is less debris, less people, less cars all that junk

>>144432450
Fuck off

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>>144433153
No u

>>144432682
Thank you so much for sharing this entirely original experience and opinion of the game, you are truly a special snowflake and nobody else in the history of playing GTA Online has realised that it has a lot of loading screens and an immature playerbase. Good on you, buddy.

>>144432682
It's pretty fun if you manage to connect to some people who aren't terrible at the game

For those heist challenge(All In Order, Loyalty, Criminal Mastermind), does The Fleeca Job count towards them?

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>replacing the entire front of the car only costs $430
Must explain why it comes off so easily
>>144432450
>>144433217
Go back to your shitscord nullfaggot

>>144432682
>join mission
>teammates can't stop killing each other
How I knew this was just a meme shitpost, there's no friendly fire in missions
Try harder /a/

>>144427509
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10396066
voodoo not on the list
KYS

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>>144433441
I've been at it for 23 minutes now and still haven't successfully entered any games.

>>144433539
what car even is that

>>144433661
You can run each other over, and you can definitely try to kill each other.

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>>144433753
Monroe, underrated and underused sports classic

>>144434082
Oh, the tire on the hood threw me off. I loved that car! I'm 99% certain that I hate this Banshee 900r, so I'll probably sell it and buy it again, or the Nightshade

>>144429028
Why are you spending all your money before the update, you'll miss out on comfiest van.

>Help deliver the Titan to Sandy Shores airfield.
What did they mean by this?

>>144433661
>not running everyone else over and parking right in front of the victory objective and going afk until everyone leaves and then cashing in the mission

it's like you don't even fun

What's so special about the Ubermacht Oracle XS again?

>>144434082
The classic cars are the way to go, instead of getting another exotic which every twelve year old nigger online has.

>>144434924
It's the fastest car in the coupe class.

>>144434924
It's a decent 4 door that looks good.

Not the best but it's a good car

>>144435127
No it isn't.

>>144435114
Too bad they handle like ass.

I can manage with a controller but they're a pain with the keyboard

>>144435140
>>144435127
because I found a few parked up at that government building to the east of LS, and I know people were looking for it in these threads, so I tried to put two and two together. It drives pretty solidly, but I don't know if it's ever going to replace by glorious Fugitive

>>144435127
thats not the exemplar

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>>144435417
Exemplar a shit
A SHIT

>>144435127
>>144435417
It's the Zion you shits

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>>144435584
how does it feel having shit tastes?

:^)

here come objectively GOAT rankings

God tier:
Muscle
Sports Classic

Good:
Sports
Coupe
SUV

Okay:
Off-road
Sedan
Compact

Shit tier:
Super

>>144432450
Yeah same, but racing sucks.
Also Overwatch is better desu senpai 100

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>>144435914
>muh let's buy the fastest 4 door on the website and pretend its a style choicd cuz I'm a min-maxing shitter car

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https://youtu.be/Beb8599Tg0E
>he's not a shitter

How is the armored Shafter V12? Is it as hugboxy as the other, non kuruma non intruder armored cars?

>>144435920
imagine being this much of a hipster
>not driving every class

>>144432682
Happens to me all the time. But I have shitty internet. Fucking rural shit.
>pay for 5mb
>get about 1.5 - 2mb
>another company offers "fiber" at BLAZING speeds of 10mb...
>at a data cap
>before we moved, we had 45-55mb
>work in another state
>their town offers fiber
>the package I'd like is 100mb for about $80
>special 1 year promo and all that shit makes it like $60
>we pay $90 for DSL and a mandatory phone line
>I'm supposed to be grateful

>>144436185
>original discussion is fastest coupe
>resorting to projecting the overall style of car
Umad that it doesnt have a meme wing for an option, anon?

>>144436290
>San Andreas music

Again, why can't GTA5 music be as good?

>>144437091
gta v music is good, you're just associating the music in SA with fond memories because you're probably nostalgic for it

>>144435920
>no motorcycle class
>superbikes not shit tier
>choppers not GOAT tier

>no emergency vehicles class
dropped

anyone else can't continue their heists as the heist board appears plain?

>>144435920
you're lame

GOAT-tier:
Sedan
Sports
Motorcycle (read: Ruffian only)

Nice-tier:
SUV
Coupe
Compact (read: Rhapsody only)

Ruined by autists but still great-tier:
Muscle
Sports Classic

Ruined by shitters but still okay-tier:
Super
your favorite car regardless of class

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>>144437568
>choppers not GOAT tier
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club

>>144437682
But your favorite car is my favorite car

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>>144437769
b8ed that exact response :^)

>>144437568
Choppers are lame as shit, only exception is the Bagger which is one of the best bikes in the game t b h

>>144436465
Armored cars cam tank two explosions and the windows are a little bulletproof I think, they'll break right after you shoot out of them so if you don't you're good for a while

It's kinda hugboxy I guess but people on here won't say it because they use them and they don't really have the rep of the kuruma/insurgent

>>144437769
BIBU!

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>>144437769
https://youtu.be/QAw7wMY7PmU

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>>144436465
Nah, It's just a regular car that can tank a rocket. Way easier to shoot someone out of one of those than a super car

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>>144429028
>>144431985
Good car
Lowriders custom classics is the best DLC this year for the Virgo and Slamvan, though that's not saying much considering how little DLC we've got this year
Here's hoping the F&F update on the 7th is amazing

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Welp, time to leave this session

>>144438070
I think the newer armored cars are a lot more reasonable than the armored kuruma and insurgent. The new ones feel a lot more balanced. They're not as bullet resistant as the kuruma, and not as explosive resistant as the insurgent. Especially when you consider that they gimp their own defense by shooting at you.

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So now that gtag is officially a furry crew, post your fursona/furry waifu

>>144440718
>sharks
>fur

>>144438443
they're already talking about cutting support this year and possibly shutting down servers so it's likely gtao2 or gtavi is mid development

>>144440718
>false-flagging

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>>144440718
You guys didn't let me finish

Way to ruin it

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>>144440981
>this year

>>144440981
>SOCOM on PS2 had online service for like a decade
>GTA is considering pulling the plug even before 3 years ellapses
top wew

What are the odds that we get more parking spaces with the next DLC?

That's all I really give a shit about, all dem new cars but no new property slot with which to put them

>>144441060
ew she's fat

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>>144440718
We still doing this?

SC: cameo

>forced to play alone because this fucking game wont let me connect to anyone else
excellent

>>144442389
>cameeo is a furry

And I kinda like the guy...

>>144440981
>>144441331
they were talking about stopping doing content updates ya dips

max payne 3 multiplayer is still going even though it's deader than dead

>>144445416
is red dead still going?

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what are we gonna play in gtao tonight /gtag/ ?

>>144448220
KILL gamemodes

>>144448220
Golf
ERP

>>144448220
not you

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>>144440718

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>>144440718

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>>144448220
Races!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RmkOeVyfz4

>>144448728

We have to go thicker

>>144446069
You're back? Are you going to moan for us again?

>>144448774
>High-grip
>Low skill

>>144413946
>spoiler on a futo

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>>144449227
>>144446069
Hey, you have something to explain?
I'm not so kind as to forgive someone stealing attention from me.
Step in my territory and I'll cut you bitch.

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>>144440718

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>>144449135
Judy is not for thick

I've got to level 26 on my first account, I understand the game now that you have to grind for money for cool shit so you can have cool shit while you grind for more money, but what are the best ways to get this?
I've been doing random jobs and races to get money with the occasional Lamar mission, and so far I have a pimped out elergy and a decent garage

It just seems like I've got past all the easy shit at that'll levels and now everything I want to buy is reaching the millions

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>>144440718
>>144449916
only acceptable animal is foxes.

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Why the fuck are there no horses in GTA Online ?
Cars are fucking boring because everyone drives one

I completed Series A, but I haven't gotten a call from Lester for PS...halp

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>>144440718
Posting best rat

>144311886
i changed my password and hardly let him in gta 5, now i´m having problems logging in and sent a ticket. baka famalam

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>>144450040

>>144450046
100 years ago everyone had a horse but only rich had a car
now everyone has a car but only rich have a horse

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game modes when?!

>>144450046
R* don't want the skyrim/horsefucker audience.

>>144450196
2000 years ago, the poorer you were, the higher the floor you would live on. Now it's the richest that live on the top floors.

>>144450046
not true
the poorest have horse to eat

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you guys ever look at this and appreciate 5 even more?

>>144450684
Why was this city build after Los Santos ?

>>144450684
Marina del Ray is the largest marina in the world, yet is just a normal marina in game

>>144450763
:^)

>>144450561
>poor
>eating horse
?????

are you retarded?
No wait, you're probably english or american

>>144450004
Just do heists. Pacific Standard pays the best.

Why is ezek such a beta, cuckolded, retarded faggot?

>English

ohhh

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>>144450684
san fierro never

>>144449875
Try me, Cat. I'm not afraid of you.
I actually am

Qt is more interesting than cat

>>144451447
*obnoxious

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>>144440718
I am mr skeletal

>>144450390
>Ruiner
>One of, if not the best handling muscle car
>Spoiler
>Nullfaggot still spins out on a turn that dominators and a vigero can take without sliding

Null, please stop doing anything vehicle related

>>144451836
pls I got rammed from that faggot behind me.

>>144451512
I'd say they're both equally obnoxious, but when has cat ever posted anything relevant? All cat does it circlejerk herself in the thread. At least qt posts about the game sometimes.

>>144451447
Literally who?
It's like I WAS here earlier this year but then games came out and stuff and I was on and off gta and /gtag/ pretty much not even looked at /gtg/ for 4 months and suddenly there a bunch of furfags and shit and drama.

How is it possible you self imploded so much in such a short time? there was non of this shit last year

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>>144451906
when the entire thread was shitposting about discord I posted video game screenshots, but you didn't know that because I didn't circlejerk myself.

this is bridge is nice

Why does everyone on the server leave all at once? Is my internet shit?

>>144451983
People joined, and I wish there was more to say.
I swear I'm gonna end up purging every single furfag from the PC crew before the year is over.

>>144452124
>Is my internet shit?
Yes

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>>144451905
>blaming the ram after you slid out into the wall

>>144452156
Why would anyone START playing gtaonline this late?
specially on PC when menu shitters and hacks are so embedded into the economy and everyday experience?

Play something better jesus. I have like 2000+ hours and like 6 characters and garages full of half finished shit so im never finished but I couldnt imagine starting again and only being locked to two characters without any of the good stuff from the events and cross over from ps3

>>144451905
I can barely see it, but you are right.

Still,
>American muscle
>Fart cans

>>144452510
To join a place where they can show off their special snowflake they spent five years making and then never stop posting them.

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>>144451836
>>144452230
>>144452732

>>144452510
It's almost if you want the game to die out

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How do I play with other humans online? Is it actually possible?

>>144453997
Join a crew
Don't be a fag

>>144453997
yes iy is possible anon, i think u just have to keep trying. when game is loading dont alt tab or anything like that, just be patient and hopefully u will get in to a nice lobby c:

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Am I the only one getting the ERR_GFX_D3D_INIT crash?

I finished the entire game in story mode without the crashes then one day they happened after a 4 hour session and now keeps happening between 10 minutes and 2 hours of gameplay seemingly at random.

I know it's a fairly common issue and I feel like I've tried everything. I have a decent rig (GTX 960M, i7 6700HQ, 16 GB) but still getting this. Game runs smooth af apart from these crashes.

This is sorta a last ditch effort just to see if anyone here has any experience with this.

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>>144454325
comfyanon i think i remember you from something ??

>lowering the suspension on a muscle car

I'll never understand this.

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>>144454351
does safe mode for gta 5 do anything for you?

What fps does your game run at? What graphics settings?

I had that problem when one of my old gpu's were faulty and I did a semi fix doing this.
Download NVIDIA Inspector or any gpu overclocker from wherever
Run nvidiaInspector / gpu over clocker

"-20" under both Base Clock Offset and Memory Clock Offset.
Once both offsets are showing "-20 MHz" you will click "Apply Clocks & Voltage" and you'll now be downclocked.

The settings that you apply will remain that way until you hit Apply Defaults.

>>144454351
I had the exact setup a few months ago, and only had that crash once.

Never found out what caused it.
Have you tried lowering the dxlevel to 10 instead of 11?

Have you tried pulling the bar to the performance tick in geforce exp?

How long have you had the laptop, and how well have you cooled it.

if anyone wants to do heists add avidyagamer

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>kill some guy 3 times
>start being blown up
great game

>>144455883
don't add him it's Mad4Cocks

>>144456353
stop telling everyone I like cocks or you're going to have to blow yourself

>>144311886

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>>144454351
i only ever got that crash a couple times while messing with different graphics card drivers

now i just get occasional weird shit

>>144438109
Stanly please stop posting BIBU! Its not even me you're replying to.

>>144454351
Video driver crash. Most games can recover and keep going after a short black screen when the drivers crash, but GTA throws a tantrum.

>>144457045
R.I.P gpu chip

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>>144457146

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>>144455432
I've been reluctant to downclock the GPU since everything seems to run so great apart from this. When I first got the game I ran stock settings, which was "Very High" for most things -- game ran great at around 40-55 fps. After the crashes I played around with the settings and put most down to "High" or "Normal" and now run at 55-60 FPS... still getting the crashes. I will say they seem to happen much more when driving BACK in to town in sunlight at high speeds, but not always.

I'll be honest and say I haven't run the game in safe mode, because I've heard it really puts the game into shitmode, but I'll try it out to see if it works. What exactly does it do?

Thanks for the tip though, I'll probably have to try it!

>>144455791
Yeah, I've tried running in DX10, 10.1 and 11, tried playing around with tessellation, AO, shaders, Vsync, lowering graphics very much to unacceptable levels, I put the game in "Prefer maximum performance" in Nvidia Control panel, tried shutting down background apps and screen recorders, nothing seems to work.

I've had this laptop since December last year, and had the game almost as long. It ran so well during Story Mode and never crashed, but I can't really say whether a patch caused this or if I was just lucky when running Story Mode and never got the crash up until now.

I have not tried the thing in Geforce Experience. What exactly are you referring to here? Do you mean the bar in "Battery Boost"?

>>144457214
I've actually only gotten the "Video Drivers Crashed" message one time -- normally the game just freezes and the sound keeps playing for 30 seconds before finally shutting down. But you're right, this is probably the cause bottom line. Question is how to resolve it.

Thanks again for answering.

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>>144457248
been happening since i got the game at launch, on two different cards

good thing it's pretty infrequent and not much of a bother

>>144457578
There's a tweak games tab. Click the wrench under the gta tab and change it to peformance.

Other than that your chip might be dying my dude.

>>144457765
Comfy

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:ok_hand:

Good thing I dont have a dogshit card, or else my game might have crashed

is there a discord I can join?

>>144419578

original 80s is still better then neo-80s so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCOSPtyZAPA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_7Nq3cDOA8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV5dbcOmw6I

if you want i'll post more, it's a cr-azy sale.

>>144458115
Alrighty, playing in full performance mode now. Settings are extremely tuned down, everything is at "normal" but lets see if it works. Whatever stabilizes the game.

So does anyone else think the aiming in V somehow feels a bit more awkward than IV? It's hard to explain, something just feels off about it.

>>144459829
Probably just a tiny difference in sensitivity levels, friendo

>>144437410

>ur just nostalgic ha now they can't say my opinion is shit.

face it, even if there are some good tracks the radio stations in this game blow.

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>Go for a stroll to store outside apartment to buy some cigs so I can blow the smoke in friend's faces
>Literally unarmed, walking slowly down the street
>Guy pulls up in kuruma
>Gets out
>Guns me down
>Drive off

For what purpose? He didn't even pick up money and I wasn't a threat at all. It cost him money to actually use ammunition.

This is why I stay in friends only lobbies.

>>144460995
m-muh k/d ratio

>>144460139

Been trying different sensitivities and even messing with acceleration but I can't seem to make it "feel perfect" like I want it to.

>>144452992
>brake checking
that was entirely your fault

>not changing lanes quickly and slamming the brakes
he was looking at you and not the course
>using brakes in gta in the first place

>>144419578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxLwGow0Tvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbOOPkmEGw

>>144461085
Maybe you got used to auto aim in gta 4 but not in gta 5?

>>144459829
I think it's fine. I've gotten used to the awkwardness.

>>144461303
this list A Shit
A SHIT

>>144461087
>not using brakes
faggot who fails 1st turn detected.

>>144461409
opinion
əˈpJnjən/Submit
noun
1.
a view or judgement formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge.
"that, in my opinion, is right"
synonyms: belief, judgement, thought(s), school of thought, thinking, way of thinking, mind, point of view, view, viewpoint, outlook, angle, slant, side, attitude, stance, perspective, position, standpoint; More

>>144461448
>feels smug for being decent at a casual arcade racing game mode

>>144461409
subjective
səbˈdʒɛktJv/Submit
adjective
1.
based on or influenced by personal feelings, tastes, or opinions.
"his views are highly subjective"
synonyms: personal, personalized, individual, internal, emotional, instinctive, intuitive, impressionistic; More

>use Join Crew Members option
>game literally always times out

Even the fucking game hates this place.

>>144461820
maybe theres no lobby slots
or youre not friends with crew members
and theyre in a friends only lobby
have you ever thought of that, dingus?

Anyone want to shoot some shit?

>>144461448
>IMPLYING IMPLICATIONS
i've got like a million KM driven in gran turismo

so when I say you don't need brakes in GTA, you don't need brakes
>except for custom parkour races
>brakes in gta are counter productive

>>144462737
>gt is a driving game
>gta isnt
>thinks that a racing simuatlors car handling will be the same as an open world tps/fps game

nigga I have over 2k hours in the grid games and dirt series.
car games handle different to gta games.

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>>144461530
>>144461670

>>144462737
>i have played minecraft
>i know how every single FPS game works

is gtao borked or something?

>>144463494
>>thinks that a racing simuatlors car handling will be the same as an open world tps/fps game
why would you think that? nigga
or
where did you think that I thought that?

ABS that isn't affected by trailbraking
traction control on steroids
>automatic

the engine brake is enough to slow down literally every car in GTA to take any turn

>>144463749
that's not wrong though

>point and click
>move around
>repeat

>>144464363
minecraft and Battlefield has very different mechanics you retard

>>144464635
only shitters that don't understand video games believe that

>one game you click and build
>the other you click and destroy
literally equal opposites

if you cannot take tactics from one game and apply it to any other game, you are a shitter

git gud

>>144465051
so me clicking around tabs and doing general typing and mouse moving will make me a pro at video games?
who knew

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>>144465264


well yes if you can translate the information correctly, tabs being starcraft meta

stop being retarded and maybe you could see the meta behind all video games

Hey fags

It's the 360fag that just bought this shit last night.

I'm starting to get used to the keyboard, it's much easier to shoot out of the car, flying is still a bitch though, so I'm going to keep using a controller for that.

What do you guys use to fly? Any of you have flight sticks or other peripherals like that? Does GTA support those kind of things?

>>144465678
kb/m
i got used to wasd and 8456 for controlling planes
helicopters are a bitch though
never tried a controller in 5

>>144450004
Find a crew to do heist with. I recommend working your way up. Dont buy the mosy expensive garages is you're not even going to get 10 cars. You'll watch yourself grow into a Kingpin. Grind missions.

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What kind of shitbox do you drive in real life, and what's your favorite class in the game?

I drive this, and my favorite class is muscle.

>>144466548
i take shitty public transportation
favourite class: coupés and sedans

>>144466548
V:W beetle purple

favorite class motorcycles

>>144450131
Seriously no one answers me?

>>144466796
you need to have a k/d ratio of 2 and be at least level 40 to be able to lead pacistan

>>144466975
Is that k/d bit accurate? Not him but I haven't played in years so this is news to me

not that it matters, my character has a 3.0

>>144467089
>has K/D ratio of 3
>he doesn't know stuff

i bet you spent at least 75 dollars to scripts

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>>144460995
>public session
That's pretty much enough explanation, senpai.

>>144421552
at this point they'll never fix it

>>144467407
should have just shot him desu, you could still move the car whilst doing it, he couldnt aim for shit

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sup /gtag/

I haven't played GTA:O in a while, but last I checked, the cheating was fucking rampant. Has Rockstar stepped up their anti-cheat? Should I actually be hype for this upcoming update?

Have an Overwatch waifu on the house.

lowdown slowly becoming my fav station desu senpai

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>>144467876
I don't have the best reflexes tbqh and I trust people too easily in this game.

>>144466548
i drive a '96 accord lx but i'm probably gonna buy a new car soon

fav class is probably sports and muscle with sedan at a close third

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>>144468460
that's why i kill everyone that gets close to me or seems to be following me
it's fun

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what car should i get for $300k? give me ideas please

and no i'm not going to save for the update

>>144468796
What are you looking for in a car?

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>>144468796
what class do you like?
i'm currently enjoying the schwartzer

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G A M E M O D E S

>>144468853
anything. speed, mod options, looks are all nice to have

>>144468460
You should be very wary of anyone you dont know anywhere near you, if they pull out a gun get yours out and make them sorry.

To be fair i try to give people chance for the most part, i dont care about my ratio, but if they kill me ill go out my way to fuck with them.
so many accusations of aim assist using muh rifle, so much glorious fanmail

>>144468892
sports is probably my favourite. that schwartzer looks nice

>>144468334
Come back on Tuesday.

Cheating is absolutely ridiculous at the moment, but a new and large update is dropping very soon that should hopefully wipe out the skiddies for a few days at minimum.

fuck that fucking hook, shit should not be hitscan

>>144468337
It should have always been that way muchacho

Everybody knows that the top 5 best stations are Space 103, Worldwide FM, The Lowdown, Non-Stop-Pop, and VBR

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>>144469376
coquette has a ton of mod options and can be made nice and simple
elegy too, and it´s free. so supe it up and enjoy that beast
the 9f cabrio is another one of my favourites
they can be really competitive in the right hands

>>144459483
https://discord.gg/0yiNSK46sWm0vYDp

>>144469823
thanks man, i'll take a look at those. will get the elegy for sure

tfw wanna grind for the update but get tired of it once I make around 200k

6.3 mil should be plenty, right? I didn't buy too much of the shit that got released with the VIP update so i dunno

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>>144470051
np, elegy is a must for me t b h
love the gtr

>>144467202
I've got no idea what you're talking about friend. I'm the guy that played on 360, stopped playing for years, and just came back today.

I don't know shit about what happened since about half a year before heists came out

>It's another CUSTOM SUPERCAR CATCHUP ON LONG STRAIGHT AWAY NO TRAFFIC RACE
>If its anything else, everybody leaves until it's a custom supercar catchuup on long straight away no traffic race

>>144470629
>he races

lol why? Ever since they removed them as a requirement for upgrades there's literally no point. Wanna race, go play an actual racing game with decent handling and physics

>>144470129
it'll probably cost over 10 mil for the best warehouse and HQ. but there will be lower end stuff so 6.3 would probably cover that. as for the vehicles, those are all going to cost 1mil+ apart from maybe the new SUV and armoured hummer thing

>>144470728
because I'm tired of doing jobs with 3 randoms, and >versus gametypes are literally boring cancer

>>144470787
there's always free mode shenanigans.

Whatever floats your boat I guess, I've always hated racing. Did it back in the day for the upgrades, never looked back

>>144470776
Can someone run down what exactly this update is? Will we be able to purchase businesses that actually make us money?

>>144470916
I like races that aren't the same boring supercar shit. Fuck, even supercar races that are a lot of tight turns and short straight aways are solid

>>144471168
>Will we be able to purchase businesses that actually make us money?
It's probably just more VIP work.

Not complaining, mind you.

I never understood the appeal to VIP work

>>144471168
no purchasing actual businesses, but it seems like a similar system to VIP organisations, just more permanent, because you can hire a personal assistant and purchase a headquarters. you can also get a warehouse to store stock that you can buy and sell for profit it seems. you can also raid other warehouses for stock.

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>>144471320
It pays well and some of the events are fun.