/hg/ - Halo General

First for remove eggheads

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Firefight will fix nothing.
Oh, shit. I didn't know he finished the picture!

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>>144501307

>>144501352
Last time that happened we got a garbled shit OP

>>144501392
It might not fix much, but it'll at least give us something to do that's not WZA or customs.

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please god let there be Halo Wars 2 shit at E3

>>144501635
Probably, it's one of the bigger things in their upcoming line-up

>>144501570
I wonder how many maps it will work with. It wouldn't surprise me if it was just Dispatch for now.

>>144501703
I'm hoping it at least launches with three so we have a little bit of variety.

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>>144501703
I hope we can kill marines in it.

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>>144501226

>>144501879
Waves of marines would be really cool. Maybe get a Sergeant Johnson type commander with a SPNKR Prime

>>144501879
You want a loose hope? They're apparently adding back in the doll from Reach with the cut-content helmet. Just replace marine heads with that helmet, paint 'em grey, and have them be rebels.
But 343 is too lazy for that.

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>>144501226
This particular Halsey did everything wrong

>>144502136
That particular Halsey IS everything wrong.
What the fuck is up with that art?

>>144502198
Halo Legends "The Package" artists had no idea how old the character was supposed to be.

Since she's younger than Chief there, guess they also didn't know she created the Spartan program.

>>144502417
That's no excuse for that atrocious art style.
Also, shouldn't Halsey's involvement be one of the first things they know?

>>144502198
Gooks don't care about canon.

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>>144501703
Not unreasonable to expect all of the Warzone maps to be included.

They're not modifying the maps at all, it's just a matter of placing enemy spawns.

>>144502582
And all Assault maps are is just moving spawns, changing the time of day, and putting a huge wall to cut off half the map.
Still waiting on the Darkstar assault map.

>>144502723
Hopefully it comes with WZF

>>144502101
Are they really adding the doll back?

I miss Halo alot, haven't seriously played it since 2013. I still have every game but I almost never play it, and somehow I still miss the shit out of it. Don't get the same experience when I throw it in the xbox now though.

What does that mean?

>>144503261
Well they showed golf club at least, so it's a real possibility

>>144503601
It means you don't enjoy the gameplay anymore.

And I'm not even saying Halo ever played that amazingly good, but in 343's titles it just plays worse.

You'ill probably enjoy Halo 5 for the Forge improvements, vastly different aiming and overall physics, but Spartan Abilities are gonna wear on your patience being in every mode and playlist and having to press so many inputs all the time. You're gonna get tired of playing more quickly.

>>144502067
I wish we could get a Johnson with his splaser. I want him to show us what they ladies like.

>>144501879
I really hope there's marine waves, at least on Darkstar

>>144504009
fair enough

I thought it might have something to do with the nostalgia

I miss the world, and the books, and all that. But I just don't feel it when I play it. I try and play them all every once in a while though. All of Bungies Halo games that is

>>144504252
Just give 5 a whirl and try to numb your brain enough to enjoy it

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When will they hire competent designers?

>>144505720
freaking kill me how hard was that

come on

>>144505720
Halo has never had more than a handful of good looking helmets

>>144505720
Can you make the forehead more protruding?

>>144506143
Reach would like to have a word with you.

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>>144506387
Reach had some pretty bland helmets surrounded by some really good ones.
Problem with 5 is that it's also lacking the really good helmets.

>>144505720
>Halo 6
>armor subtrees like in Reach
>armor customization/ helmets /CIO
>CIO 'Cage' (w/ visor)
>CIO 'Cyberlink' (default)

make it happeeeeeen

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>>144506207
I think it's just the angle.

>>144507242
Looks like air assault.

>>144507242
Looks like Mark VI

>>144501414
I didn't know I needed this.

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Argus

>>144507607
Eh, I like argus. Has night vision goggle look.

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>>144507810
That's why we need both

>>144505720
>>144507607
>>144507242
>>144507852

They need to stop cramming retarded angles and unnecessary details and keep things simple.

>>144508268
whats you sayin? they do everything ok

>>144507852
This looks great

Instant fave

Visors will always look better than retarded robot shit, especially shiny gold ones

Does anyone know how to script timers on objects to move/despawn them at a certain allotted time in forge?

Pls send help

>>144513245
>cant look viewer in the eyes
truly reach was the nam of halo

>>144505720
As soon as we gets the Gears treatment and half of 343 is shitcanned.

>>144522149
Bonnie Ross pink slip when?

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Would you a Cortana?

Knowing /hg/ half you traps would rather be doing the poses she is for /hg/ anons

>>144523301
I would a CE or 2 Cortana. Buy I definitely wouldn't a 5.

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>>144523726
:^)

>>144523301
Depends on the Cortana

>>144523952
God fucking damn she's ugly now

Why do any Halo Online allow russian f2p weapons in their servers? Clearly if you're nerdy enough to make a server for a russian f2p beta of Halo you should know better, no?

>>144526159
Because everything about dewrito is shit

>>144507852
The duct-taped mouth is still the worst part of the helmet for me.

>>144526373
I just dislike the side bits of the helmet

>>144523952
>>144523952
343i did a fine job with those cut scenes tho

>>144526373
I like it. It kinda reminds me of a Power Ranger helmet.

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Any of you goyim see this?

http://www.h2v.online/

Been out for a couple months. Halo 2 back online without the GFWL bullshit. I guess they're even going to start fixing H2Vista to make it more like the Xbox version (fixing spawns, etc.)

>>144523301
I wouldn't mind doing lewd poses for a bunch of /hg/ anons

>>144523301
You know me so well

>>144528534
>>144528921
What is it about Halo that attracts sluts?

>>144529603
That's not Halo, just /vg/.

>>144528305
Makes me want to re-install and play.
Even though I'd probably be alone.

>>144529603
I can't help it, I just enjoy being in my proper place.

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>>144530979
Community seems fairly active. It's a new project so as word gets out more people should jump on, especially considering you can get everything for free and don't have to fuck around with GFWL

Check it:

http://www.halo2vista.com/forums/portal.php

Imagine, /hg/ Halo 2 nights.

>>144530979
Every time I get that urge to play I make an attempt only to have to deal with a 1-4GB update each time and at that point it's not worth waiting for.

>>144531446
I like utility weapons.

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>>144532048
But everyone agrees that 343 is wet shit.

>>144532410
i got this game a year after it came out knowing it was panned just to support the franchise. does that make me a tool?

>>144532784
Sadly yes, anon.

>>144501392
I love firefight, it's a fun mode and it's perfect to get warmed up to go play warzone

and get destroyed anyway

>>144515550
>that gigantic charging handle
holy fuck

>>144532784
I bought it late as well, I think it was worth it just for H2A and replaying the campaigns in 60 fps.

I had some fun in MP even if I was getting destroyed all the time.

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>>144532410
>343, handed one of the titans of current gaming.
>Fucks it up.

>>144533668
It's funny that they fucked up a pillar by trying to make it look like a different pillar

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>>144533873
Simply, Respect what is given to you.
>Respect the fact that a Universe has been set up for you, and loved by many.
>Respect the old, when creating the new.
>Respect the Fans and treat them with dignity.

343 is the child that a Grandfather gives his old watch to, and they throw it aside for a Fitbit.

>>144534290
More like they inherited a house and then sold it to buy an apartment in Reno

Why did you overlay lewdignite Shirabe over that

FUCK /HG/! IM GOING BACK TO /V/

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>>144534938
;^)

>>144535095
/hg/ is toxic as fuck, people hate eachother and pretend to be friends, even if they arent. /v/ is a lot better t b h f a m

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>>144534938

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>>144535179

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>>144535179
The toxicity can be attributed to roughly 5 people, and most of the drama happens in the discord, not here.
Many of us actually are friends here.

>>144523952
Imagine being Chief in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cortana, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight armor and horrific holographic monster face. I would totally save the galaxy with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is assassinate another Unggoy in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chief and not only stand in that chamber while Cortana flaunts her disgusting ideas in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her fat face and shimmering blue skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as all the other shipboard AIs tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CORTANA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her grotesque butterface contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of Covenant and Insurrectionists and later alleged Prometheans for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Eridanus II. You've never even seen anything this fucking offensive before, and now you swear you can taste the simulated sweat that's emitting from her cheeks as she sucks them in to writhe them suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to stand there and revel in her "ascended (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard to code and debug in the previous months. And then the player reverts to a checkpoint, and you know you could kill every single Warden in this room before the auto-turrets could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Chief. You're not going to lose your chance to save the galaxy over this. Just bear it. Continue hiding your face and bear it.

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>>144535490
>Many of us actually are friends here.

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>>144535490
>Many of us actually are friends here.

>>144535490
>Many of us actually are friends here
But what if I want to be more than friends?

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>>144536328
>>144536696
>look mom, i posted it again!

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>>144536328
Sounds like somebody isn't a friend

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>>144536971
>look mom, i posted it again!

>>144535490
That's a pretty good joke my man where did you hear it?

>>144537164
Stop shitposting, Bias

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>>144538130
You don't just call other people bigger memers without expecting me to make a competition outta it.
I will be top memer. I guarantee it.

>>144538514
>bias thinks that "memer" and "friend" are synonyms
That explains so fucking much, it's crazy.

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>>144538809
Niqqa were you in the thread last night?
I'm always on top, except when I'm not giving a shit. Apparently my memes aren't enough so I need to step it up enough to where Droid will hunt me down and slaughter me in the streets. That's when I'll know I've won.

>>144535953
Will we ever get a qt Cortana again?

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>>144539125
>so I need to step it up enough to where Droid will hunt me down and slaughter me in the streets. That's when I'll know I've won.
Or you could just go back. Tell Mexico about the flight plan.

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>>144539248
Negative Memefinity, I don't like it

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>>144539573

based bias shitting on /hg/


BIAS FOR LEADER

FUCK KAI AND PIGMUND. BIAS FOR PREZ

>>144539686
Immigrants can't be president, anon.

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>>144539686

Excuse me

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>>144539686
Go to sleep, Bias. You're drunk.

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>>144539989

If you're not with me, then you're my enemy

>>144539686
Now that's epic
Epic FTW

>>144539686
God damn I hate you bias.

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>>144539989
Sigmund, go to bed. With the gentle, warm embrace of a noose around your neck.

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>>144540014
kek

>>144505720
Make the black portion an actual visor and it would be a great helmet design.

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>>144540462
Maybe later.

>>144540681
I wish we had more simple helmet designs instead of stuff like Fotus.

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>Infection match
>player quits when they start as Infected for a round

THERE CAN BE NO GREATER HERESY

Infection needs JIP tbqh

What happend to bias? He turned into some attentionwhoring faggot?


Is he ok?

>>144540942
But it does
For the first minute of the entire match

>>144540853
>Maybe later.
Then give me a decent torrent of photoshop so I can color like a five year old, again.
This /a/ gween team picture and some other stuff don't color themselves.

>>144532410
The only good thing that come from the MCC was showing everyone how to NOT do a remake/collection. Gears Ultimate had a flawless launch thanks to 343's stupidity.

>still no H2A versions of Waterworks or Terminal

>>144540987
Was kicked from the company for not being white or a Trump supporter.

>>144540987
He's taking the piss out of pizza. Probably went to his head thinking he's hot shit.

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Best armour when

>>144541221
He's certainly hotter shit than pizza could ever be.

>>144541221
>>144541283
Bias is better tho

>>144540942
>Search for infection
>Get thrown into an ongoing match
>Round 4 already
>Spawn as infected
>Literally take two steps and the game is over
Never ever JIP.

>>144541283
Poop isn't steamy or hot.
I swear I have to have this conversing every time I'm hanging out with friends.

It's a fucking meme

>>144541345
>Search for infection with /hg/
>get placed in match
>match starts
>immediately crashes for every player
>we're all booted back to the lobby
I wonder if they'll ever patch it, or if they'll just drop Firefight and run like hell, like they did with MCC.

>>144541412
Maybe not, but it's still hotter and fresher than pizzafag is.

>>144541057
You could always use paint.net or GIMP, but I'll look around for a torrent if you're gonna be lazy.

>>144541634
Not him but which one is better of the two?

>>144541851
Depends on which you like the feel of, really.

>>144541412
Take a shit outside in winter.
Shits gonna look steamy

>>144542028
>bitrcucks don't know about the free grill that is Texas sidewalks
Today's hit 90 degrees again (32.2 C). Time to go cook some eggs.

>>144541514
It seems like an issue that only happens every once in a while, so it'll probably be patched if they can even figure out what causes it.

>>144542696
It seems to happen like once every three infection matches I play. Same error every time, but I never play infection without other /hg/ anons there to suffer with me.
Lookin' at you, Tabris.

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>>144542820
Infection is only good when there's other people around to watch you get sprees

>>144542659
>there are people on /hg/ who aren't used to both 90 degree and -10 degree weather
Bunch of casuals, I swear

>>144544307
>those wonderful ways when it's 30 in the morning and 85 in the afternoon
Sasuga best state.

>>144544652
Cold mornings are the best

>>144544779
>woke up late, so it's too hot to go running
I'm gonna risk it. If I don't come back, tell 343 I hate them.

>>144541412

You clearly don't know anything about animals

>>144544840
If you didn't die yesterday, you probably won't die today.
Probably.
Rest in peace.

>>144534529
but its REEEE-NO man cmon

>>144545804
Reno fucking sucks, anon

>>144546435
That's clearly your fault, Courier.

>>144546690
I would've made a pretty shitty Courier.
I wonder how Chief would fare in the wasteland?

>>144535953
>>144539228
i think Cortana is beautiful

>>144547275
>believing /hg/.

dont worry bro they know she is too

>>144547275
She was, until Anita made them put clothes on her

>>144547275
And I think you have shit taste.
Only one of us is correct.
It isn't you.

>>144547776
It's not even the clothes that are the problem, it's her disgusting face.

>>144547776
Skintight suits are better than nudity.

>>144549709
Cortana always had a skintight suit since her nipples and vagina aren't shown.

>>144550058
She just never had those.

>>144550349
exactly now we have our own minds to give her what ever we want under her cloths

>>144550737
That doesn't work, because her new suit leaves nothing to the imagination and shrunk everything.

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>>144550737
Why did they put this in the game.

>>144550906
Excellent question, also why does the Banshee character texture have a vag.

>>144550906
plot

>>144550897
Not to mention that it's not even a very good looking suit

>>144551856
want some fries with that salt?

>>144551928
>actually thinking Cortana in 5 is decent looking
4 is highly controversial and polarizing, but 5 is genuinely awful.

>>144551928
>defending worst iteration

>>144552049
>>144552417
stop talking shit about my waifu

>>144552397
Is this just one person still posting these?
How fucking autistic are you? Holy fuck.

>>144552919
Your waifu was ruined. She's used goods. Give her up.

>>144553101
Try waggling your willy, you might feel better.

>>144552919
Stop picking the worst version of your waifu, then.

>>144553205
just because shes not twelve doesnt make her used up

>>144553326
she made the decision to look like that. im cool with it because i know her look aint static

>>144553671
Her look already wasn't static. This look is just shit.

>>144553889
>no u

>decide to play WZA
>every fucking game is Urban
Just fucking kill me

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>>144554687
>decide to play Infection
>every fucking game is Nerve Center

It's not the worst map, but still, where's the variety?

>>144554687
>tell brother Urban is the worst map, but don't say why
>we lose like three times on it as defense
>he now believes it's because it's stacked in favor of offense
I don't know what's real, anymore.

>>144554849
Have you tried explaining it to him? Surely he'd understand.

>>144554849
Well what's your "actual" reason for why it's the worst map?

>>144555071
I don't want to. Seeing his untrainted point of view is pretty nice.

>>144555169
Up until very recently, the spawns were heavily stacked in the defender's favor. But as of Infection, defenders do sometimes spawn far behind the armory when defending garage. Though it's rare.
The spawns are more often than not stacked in favor of defense, though.

>>144555382
Have we really become this tainted from terrible map design? What have we done.

>>144555561
We haven't done shit. We're jsut stuck with 343 constantly trying to revamp and validate a map that had to be removed from matchmaking for how bad it was.

>>144555382
I'd argue that once Garage is taken, it's stacked in favor of offense because of the Armory's location and how it's so easily flanked/circled/climbable.

Would have worked better to leave Noctus' Monument in the center and made it the second base imo, easier to defend

>>144555656
Well we did stick through it for this long, we've surely become too polluted to see clearly.

>>144555719
Oh, yes, certainly. But he considers Garage stacked in favor of offense, partly because both he and I SAW blue team spawning inside of the garage yesterday.

>>144555759
Or 5's maps are just shit.

>>144555876
Of course the maps are shit. Also, did they really spawn inside the garage? I've seen them spawn pretty close, but never inside.

>>144556076
Yes, they spawned on the second floor. You know those times where, when you die, someone from the other team immediately spawns there so you see them from your death cam? That happened.
If I see it again, I'll make a webm. I considered it, then, but brushed it off. But it's really gotten on my nerves, now.

>Warzone bases are just reused
>Don't even have a covenant/promethean/forunner version of the bases
>All the maps are based on human colonies/installations

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>>144556278
343 cant keep getting away with this

>>144556506
To be fair, there's ONE base that's Forerunner, and it's probably the best base of all. It's also what makes Array the best Assault map.
At the very least, you'd think they'd reskin an armory, remove the indoor ramp, and replace it with a grave lift. But nooooo.

>>144556278
I'll have to keep an eye out for it too then, since that sounds like some serious bullshit that 343 needs to see.

>>144556753
I prefer dispatch.

>>144556506
Maybe they're getting us ready for a spin-off game about insurgents in the colonies

>>144557029
I hate Dispatch because of how much overlap there is with the starting spawns. Those reds that come out of the tunnel are fucked because they have blues on their left and right just waiting for them. But the reds HAVE to leave and get shot at, otherwise their base is being attacked by more people than they have defenders.
Array is very stern in its starting spawns.

>playing against an entire team of Achilles cucks
>They let us capture the spire just to keep spawn camping us
>Theres even a faggot with a GT: Warzone Assault


I remember when halo was fun.

>>144557432
I miss Invasion. Warzone Assault is too heavily relying on the REQ system to have fun.

>>144557586

It's too heavily reliant on shit maps also

Invasion was pretty much the only good part about Reach.

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Here's a map I'm working on. Weebland

>>144557691
Reminds me of that one map from TF2 with the giant turtle in the dist-
>that name
Leave.

>>144557708
SIGMUND, PLEASE.

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>>144557708

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>>144557763
But it wasn't me, it was the guy that refuses to watch the show. The one that's not a spic or a baked good.

>>144557708

Is the H on his boot H for Halo?

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>>144557890
>same picture, same filename
I don't believe you.

>>144557432
Had a game like that yesterday. Got stuck in Red Core against a full team of PUG clanners. By the end of it Wamik was still floating around in his Banshee, they hadn't even BOTHERED with any of the smaller sub-bosses, and the rest of the match pretty much consisted of
> spawn in
> Sniper or Tank? Pick your flavour!
Ended up I just went with Active Camoflage, crept out, and went to hang outside Blue Core with some other Red Team guys who were equally sick of their shit.

What's even worse is that not a single one of them had rep better than 'Avoid Me' when I went to report them all. Exactly how do 343i tolerate this shit and let them keep playing? I'd have served every single one a lengthy matchmaking ban by now.

>>144558073
You'd see these more often if you played the game. And this shit is specifically why nobody ever plays normal warzone.

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>>144558035
But I never posted that at all, I just made it

>>144558386
>average match on Valhalla.webm

>>144558386
343 is such shit for allowing you to get sniped out of vehicles like that.

>Crusading goes to reddit
As expected.

>>144558758
And to make Muffin angrier, it's so much easier to kill spartans on mongeese because it gives no armor bonus and their surface area covers almost the whole thing. Mongoose Destructions are a myth unless you use a tank or rocket.

>>144558837
Literal garbage. Bring Bungie back.

>>144558293
I play plenty, anon, don't start that shit again. Must've had four or five matches like that yesterday. The one saving grace was a match like it on Noctus where the team managed to break out and re-capture all the bases and end up winning.

I only play Warzone for grinding purposes. The matches tend to last long enough for me to unlock the higher-level REQs I need to grind weapons commendations for, once I'm done with them I'll probably switch to exclusively Assault to pad out my RP count and save up for future updates.

>>144558986
Weyland stop blogposting and starting shit.

>>144559059
> talking about the game is blogposting
> meanwhile in the anime shitposting corner, all is well
There is literally no pleasing you stupid fuckers, is there?

>>144559269
/hg/ is a lost cause.

>>144559269
You ever consider you're the problem? You went into the worst playlist, expected sympathy for it, and then cry when people call you out on it. Just stop posting and it ends.

>>144559269
>responding
Don't respond to the shitpost you stupid fuck, if you do then you're the problem.

>>144557763
It's not actually called Weebland, I'll probably call it something Mystical Ninja related like Horo, or Yamato.

>>144559506

Fuck off you drama stirring, anime posting, circlejerking pleb. These threads just prove daily how autistic and toxic this place is, no wonder whenever hg gets brought up on other boards like /v/ no one has anything positive to say, t's always the same shit because they're spot on

>>144559506
>the worst playlist
Debatable. It does bring out the worst in players, admittedly, though, so you have a point.
>expected sympathy for it
Since when? I responded to another anon's comments about how Warzone is ridden with farming and mentioned my own experiences. Nothing more.
>cry when people call you out on it
Again, since when? You're the one instigating shit by whining about blogposting when all people are doing is discussing the game. Ever consider that maybe the problem is you, and not somebody else?

>>144559269
>There is literally no pleasing you stupid fuckers, is there?
When you come in here with the mindset of everyone being antagonistically "stupid fuckers" and brag about muting half of them for no reason, yeah people will hate you.

>>144559974
Call it "He Gassen." I'm serious.

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>>144559269
don't forget
>posting reaction images, or images of any kind, is avatarfagging.

>>144560062
Or it's the same one guy complaining.

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>there are people who take /hg/ seriously
>there are people who actually care about internet strangers

>>144557691
Looks good so far, man-who-sometimes-has-good-taste

>>144560248
probably this desu

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>>144559269
Heat death of /hg/ when?

>>144560235
I hear you my man

>>144560624
I'll give the gay man the benefit of the doubt and say he's very fragile and abused. But why he'd take it out in a thread where people know who he is is just dumb. He should go to, like, /tg/ and make fun of someone's Magic deck.

>>144560738
It's probably Kai since he likes /v/ more than us

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>>144560624
> people actually care that some fag muted them

>>144560964
Kai doesn't even play. The company leader should be someone who actually plays and cares about /hg/ like bias.

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>>144561339

>>144561205
>a literal fag feels the need to brag about muting people
It's like I'm in a youtube ventrillo video, and he's the victim digging himself into a hole.

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Would prefer /hg/ stay alive at least until after WZ Firefight is out, otherwise its death will feel premature.

>>144561449
Why should anyone care either way?

Where's Sigmund? We need a "nice guy" here.

>>144561613
Notice how this shit never starts until old gay man is around. It's just his ego. Go back to talking about Cortana's shit outfit.

>>144561727
Weyland made a halo related post then anon gave him shit for no reason.

>>144561893
Weyland made a Halo related post, and the anon asked him what he expected, then Weyland had to go "Oh don't start this shit again as I start this shit again." I wonder how many people he's done this with, now.

Anyways, Cortana's new outfit is objectively shit. Why should she even wear clothes? She hardlight. Does hardlight get cold?

>>144562068
The same reason she would look human.

>>144562068
>Why should she even wear clothes? She hardlight. Does hardlight get cold?
Modesty?

>>144562068
Better question is, when are we going to get to see male a.i hardlight constructs? Give me a Harvest game with Loki, dammit.

>>144562303
Maybe Roland will do something. He really got the shaft in 5, but is a decent character overall.

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>>144559269

>>144559269
I like how the second line describes a way of pleasing people, but then the third says the people can't be pleased.
Why do you even come here if you hate everyone?

>>144562825
Offtopic anime shitposting isn't pleasing faggot.

>>144562992
Good thing the text is on-topic when there's an anime picture, or an on-topic halo picture when the text is off-topic!

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>>144563006
Halo 4 mark V was bad as well

5 version is just the ultimate fuck-up

>>144563221
>muli-post blog shit and offtopic crap
>it's okay I attached picture of le chief
I hate this.

I know legendary is supposed to be the official visor that chief uses, but I feel that it is too orange
I think it looks better gold

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>>144563221

Cawfe

>>144563454
And we hate you.
So you don't bother us, we won't bother you.
Dumb normalfag.

>>144563454
Thankfully chief's visor is gold in 5

If you want a gold visor in multiplayer, use Dynasty

>>144563635
Shit, meant for >>144563350

>>144563635
>So you don't bother us, we won't bother you.
>proceeds to shitpost in /hg/ within the hour
Fuck off to discord.

>>144563910
Redditfags have been making a lot of noise about black undersuits, let's hope 343 finally listens and fixes them for Halo 6.

>>144563910
Shoulders are wrong

>>144564110
?

>>144563992
>using the discord

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>>144564234

>>144563992
>muh discord bogeyman

>>144563236
4s body was atrocious, the helmet was one of the better renditions.

>>144564439
OK but that image was just showing how a black undersuit would look

>>144564314
>>144564463
>implying you don't
Almost all of the worst anime shit posters use it.

>>144564939
I know

>>144565010
And I suppose you know who those are, on an anonymous Vietnamese fingerpainting forum?

>>144565010
>anime
>shitposting
See>>144560134

>>144564439
That really makes me miss black undersuits. The armors look so off now.

>>144565183
Droid, Rathalisk, Backup, Rentaroo just to name a few.

>>144565480
>droid
>discord
Well now I know you're full of shit

>>144565405
The worst part is how easy it'd be for them to implement it

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>>144565480

Just for you.

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>>144565480
>not on the list
Welp

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>>144563350
>>144563992
>I hate weeaboos on 4chan
Then leave. You obviously prefer to whine instead of talk about Halo.

>>144566036
Fuck off sigmund.

>>144565968
Those fucking lips, bruh

>>144565480
>Droid on the discord
He's like the biggest proponent of using the discord because it 404s the thread, you lying piece of shit.

>>144566116
I enjoy anime and manga but I dislike people who feel the need to spread it to everything.
Just look at OP image, why as it necessary to overlay dumb anime girl on it? Fag cared so much about making that OP image he made thread before other thread was even at bump limit, get a life losers.

>>144566116

>not even half the boards dedicated
>intended
>as if the website ever turned out like it was intended

Just keep it out of the fucking threads. It isn't Halo related. Why don't you fuck off to one of those boards and post it there?

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>>144566262
What?

>>144566262
>proponent
Stick to using words you know the meaning of retard.

>>144566346
He always goes on about how people don't bump the thread because they're too busy in the discord, so he's never finalized his account.

>>144566276
>he already forgot about the /gsg/ OP
That's why you don't leave it to chance

>>144566468
I think you forgot the word "not" before "using discord", then

>>144566538
>only I can make good OPs
Just wait till bump limit like everyone else.

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>>144566197

Those teeth.

>>144566678
Fuck, I did.
Lemme rephrase: Droid fucking hates the discord existing., so that dumbass insisiting that Droid is an active discord poster, so far as to put it at the front of his list, shows how much he's lying.

>>144566682
You do know people make early threads all the time, right? I don't think he's the only one to ever do it

>>144566721
>pink nails
Into the trash it goes

>>144566818
>implying the rest of his list was wrong

>>144567210
He threw out all credibility when he tried to claim that the guy who hates it the most was his first idea of who uses the discord. The best thing he can say is that he's never here.

>>144567210
>implying the rest of his list is right
As another example, Backup doesn't browse much at all anymore.

>>144551407
Some dude probably put it in there for giggles to see if anybody would notice before the game launched.

>>144567376
Hiding pornographic material is fun, anon. Because people don't always notice. Wouldn't you do it if you were a dev?

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>>144567763
We know Sigmund does it.

>>144567763
Of course I would, and if anyone had a problem with it they could fuck off to their safe space.

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>>144567881
There's no proof!

>>144568167
The proof is the OP, you goofball!

>>144568081
Just gotta be creative

>>144568081
>>144568372
>that one squirting penis in Banjo Kazooie

>>144568249
I only see an aging scientist!

>>144568537
I see an aging scientist with a corrupted of-age girl sporting a fertility tattoo on her mind.

Why the fuck are plasma grenades so shit this game? I never see anyone use them or get kills with them.

>sigmund forcing stupid anime shit into OP image
>makes thread early because he's so excited about it
Kill yourself Sigmund, seriously.

>>144566441
4-5.

>>144566641
H2A

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Sigmund you said we would do customs today WHERE ARE THEY

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>>144569192
Tonight, you stupid dumb frogposting scum

>>144568919
Or it was 4 am.

/Hg/ who's in the new blacklist?

>>144569192
I busy making gay anime images for the next thread.

>>144569434
Crusading
Pizza
PINGAS depending on whether he ends up dying again

>>144569434
Mclovin
Crusading
Weyland
Bias is on the fence (read as:wall)

>>144569398
So?

>>144569510
I'll be sure to make it with you in mind.
Do you want Kelly or Vale as the underlying image?

>>144569553
Nobody else would be on to make a new thread.
Last time that happened, Lemmings let the thread die just to hijack the OP with his own picture and changing the OP text to brag that it was him that "saved" the thread.
I'd rather have a picture of Halsey with a faint anime chick.

>>144569539
>weyland
kek did he really piss people this much just by muting them? You guys are pathetic.

>>144569553
Good luck keeping a thread alive in the twilight hours, the brits are on American time and people tend to be asleep.

>>144569730
Weyland fuck off

>>144569730
>has started like four 200-post arguments because he's an asshole
>even long before he started bragging that he mutes people
Fuck off Weyland.

>>144569698
>>144569789
>>144501226
>>144501307
>>144501392
>>144501414
>>144501536
>>144501570
>>144501635
>>144501685
>>144501703
>>144501815
All within ten minutes. Obviously there were people awake who could have made the new thread when the time came.

>>144569730
He spoke against the circlejerk.

>>144569924
Did you know that was also four people?

>>144570013
More like he made an ass of himself and should go somewhere else of he's gonna be a confrontational jerk

>>144569924
Not everyone who posts makes threads.
I've actually held back against making threads tons of times, because I might fuck up the OP somehow.

>>144569861
What arguments did he start?

>>144569924
>four (you)'s
Ha

>tfw I fucking hate 4 and 5 and 343 but still check up on halo news weekly
please god someone save halo