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>>144486228

>>144486228
>can't pick more than one class
but everyone is fun besides spy

>>144486181
sogekihei-sama's art is so fucking terrible. Serious sameface in every single thing they draw.

>>144486139
Someone alert Vinny. A twelve year old is stealing his shit.

>>144486637
I only saw it and thought medic was funny, I don't care about who made it

>>144486749
Literally who? Why would he care?

>>144486787
Vinny. As in Vinesauce. This fucking tween is stealing Vinesauce style, thumbnails, and poorly attempting Vinesauce humor.

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>>144486374

>>144486884
vinesauce don't even make his own videos besides for the main channel

>>144486884
>Vinesauce

What the fuck are you talking about. Who the fuck is Vinesauce. And why should we care about Vinesauce.

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>>144486884
>caring about youtuber drama

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>>144486749
>>144486884
Nigga, are you death? That person speaking doesn't sound like no 12 year old. If anything it sounds like a 20 year old trans faggot on hormones.

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>>144486905
i found a guide for you

>>144487190
Nah, pretty sure it's a 12 year old. Underage fuckers. I heard enough in TF2 to know.

>>144487519
Oh, it's just you again. Give it up, man. It's not that big a deal when someone likes something you don't like.

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>>144487519
What is it with you and /m/.
Anytime anyone shows even a slight interest in /m/ you go full sperg.

You never go full sperg mang.

Seriously what's wrong with /m/? Mechs are fucking awesome.

>>144487519
im not going to give it a view

>>144487953
Just ignore him, he's as big a manchild as the people he complains about.

>>144487963
It's just a video of someone playing some gundam game with Megaman music playing in the background. Don't mind that anon. He's just a fucking idiot. He goes after ANYONE that likes /m/, or he thinks likes /m/.

tl;dr anon a fag

>>144486905
>itt: Team Fortress 2 Discussion

>>144488232
more like
>itt: someone goes full sperg because he found a post on reddit he disagreed with

>>144488232
damn phones
i didnt mean to reply to videogams
why is clover so stupid

>>144488305
What was the post?

>>144488554
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4mlrpx/we_really_need_to_do_something_about_the/

I don't even get why he got mad. leddit guy has a point.

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>>144489416
th-thanks

i wish i was a cool kid.

i wish i was dead

Making yourself dead is easier than making yourself cool.

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what's the coolest way to commit suicide

>>144491384
Explosions
Fireworks are pretty, so try those

bind mouse5 "explode'

>>144491384
play overwatch and get a play of the game as bastion.

no need for suicide, the other players will murder you.

*sucks your dick for bus money*
*walks home*

>>144490727
cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in

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>lmaobox for overwatch was just released
>can't escape hacking faggots

I hope all the hackers move to Overwatch.

i just want to be cool and popular and have people actually like me.

is anyone else buying tagg's meyyyaaaoow shirt

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>>144495063
>Thinking that there are any mainstream game without a shitton of cheat devs

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>>144495063
> needing aim bots in a game that auto aims anyway
Christ how bad can people be

>>144496125
there's hacks for every multiplayer game except battleborn

>>144496619
thats because hack devs know nobody plays that game

that was the joke

>>144495063
At least Blizzard is much more aggressive with the bans and they're more difficult to evade, on top of Overwatch not being a free game.

>Everyone on my team has more deaths than kills
>Other team has that one pubstomping soldier main, his personal pocket medic, and a pubstomping heavy
I hate this game.

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>>144497960
Practice

>>144498280
That's nice to say, but it's pretty hard to practice when your team can't even organize a push out of spawn.

>>144495063
source?
i cant find anything about it

>>144498386
No it isnt tard. Play the game better. Go direct hit soldier, and two shot the med. Go sniper and charged headshot any of them. Do something. It's not that hard to kill one, two or three specific players in TF2.

>>144498386
machina bodyshot
bomb the med
backstab as le sphee man
it's not hard even while in spawn

>>144495063
>he thinks Blizzard doesn't care
>he thinks every other company is as shitty as Valve

haha no, they've already banned thousands of people

I'm going to make a Payload map that's just one long narrow chokepoint with no useful flank routes.

>>144499827
>Blizzard right on the anticheat and PR campaign
>Forgot to develop the game itself
I still can't comprehend what make them think Lucio was comparable in strength to the other support heroes.

>>144499845
So Hoodoo?

>>144499931
>Passive aoe healing
>If healing isn't needed, can swap to a speed boost
>Can amplify both to ridiculous levels on a 12-second cd
>Extremely mobile even without the boosts
>Because all his supporting is passive, he can dps too
>If he gets jumped, he can alt-fire to instantly put his opponent out of position
>His ult is a better Winston ult for his whole team
Epic, simply epic.

>>144499931
Lúcio is top support m8, he is basically an aoe Mercy with a more useful ult

>>144499931
>Forgot to develop the game itself

Uh what?

Lucio is somewhat borderline op, you clearly don't play enough.

>>144501032
>>144501082
The "comparable" was supposed to be how the other supports were so weak compared to Lucio that they may as well not exist.

Just emailed valve about adding in a second style for the insulated inventor.
Its only going to add a dark fur style.
Just a quick heads up.

>>144502271
>Not making it all class
Did you give up?

>>144502358
I am still working on that.
I am just submitting a second hidden style so that once its done I can upload the all class version to the second hidden style.
That way dead of night doesn't happen again.

I've been too lazy to work on shit as I am texturing it atm and my comp was dead for about a month.
Hopefully I will have it all textured up and lod'd by the end of the month.

>>144502271
>>144502358
>>144502435
I find it shameful as fuck how everyone is all about updating items to make money.

>>144502472
I am making it all class cause why not?
And all class sparkles are cool.
I didn't do it for a year so that other jackets of the same type could be made without my one item having a monopoly.
Then the dark of night went all class so I might as well fit my jacket which is the exact same concept but with a raised collar instead of a laid down one.

>>144502545
Who even are you?

>>144502567
/id/A_Guardian
I make items for tf2 sometimes and shitpost all the fucking time.
I just don't namefriend about it as much as I used to.

>>144502615
Oh that makes sense that it's you, kind of funny that I expected an actual good item maker to be here. You're cancerous and so is everyone else like you.

>>144502773
Ow.
My feelings.

>Being mean on the Internet
For what purpose?

>>144503017
(You)

>>144503017
He's a scumbag, if you've been in this general long enough you would know that.

He used to brag about his items that he had no part in making, he's just an insecure kid.

>>144503423
>"He used to brag about his items that he had no part in making, he's just an insecure kid."
What?
Are you mistaking me for vaps?
Or vipes, or whatever his name is.
I haven't been involved with any items I haven't worked on.
Pretty much every item on my workshop was at the very least modeled by me.

And the closest I came to bragging was when I complained about not being able to add my sparkles to my backpack due to terrible internet.
And ocassionally posting with self mades on.

>>144503572
Nah, you didn't have any part in a lot of them, there is a circlejerk where people trade self mades by adding eachother to items they didn't make. Don't try to deny it.

Someone sure does sound upset that he doesn't have a sparkly green hat.

>>144503661
Go through my workshop and post me urls of items I had no part in.
Most of the items on my workshop I did entirely by myself. Which is evident by the textures as I am not great at textures.

>>144503756
Link me your profile.

>>144503720
t. guy with no understanding of the workshop

>>144503802
http://steamcommunity.com/id/A_Guardian/

>>144503863
You do realize I was referring to the items that are actually in game right? You have one item in game that you claim to have worked on.

>>144503951
So what the actual fuck are you trying to say?

>>144504042
I already said you didn't work on any items and you're a fraud.

>>144503951
Yea.
And the other two were distributed for profit splits.
And its not like I am going to get rid of my sparkly quack noise maker or my eotl badge.
The weird thing for me is I'm not on the workshop page for the duck, nor is pretty much everyone, but it was distributed to everyone for profit splits.
But thats because it was to be just a badge then valve made it the duck journal.

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any of you got lucky with (unexpected) hat updates?

>>144504261
>I have comp TF2 under my belt
>Banned from ESEA
>Banned from UGC
>Only allowed to use lobbies for showmatches
>Not invited to Valve for MM beta
>Not invited to Valve for anything
Pottery

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y/n?

>>144504635
I have nothing against robo effects, especially not the pixel flames, but the robo hats are gross.
If its all you can afford and you are willing to accept/like the hat sure go ahead.
But I would say to try to get a non robo hat.

>>144504719
Well there are no good Western Wear hats on sale at the moment and the Timeless Topper looks exactly like the Western Wear so I dont think it matters

>>144504885
Well then go ahead and pick it up.
If you like the effect and the hat so crazy.

>>144504558
why is he banned?

>>144504261
someone had 2 unusual copilots before they were multiclass and had 3 when they turned to all class
some nutcase thinks he and some other guy bribed the maker because the both of them own like a 1/4 of all the ones that exist

>>144504558
Why are you banned in both ESEA and UGC?

>been using the same optical mouse for few years now
>starts disconnecting and reconnecting while im playing
>have to use laser mouse
>negative accel, sensor's a unresponsive shit
what mouse do you recommend me tf2g ? are microsoft wheel optical still in production? what are the best optical mouse for the price?

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>Be in uncle danes discord
>He doesn't sperg out about my hacking and bot programming
>Stays chill
dane is fucking based

>>144505973
I don't think anyone cares as long as no one else finds out how to do the bots

>>144505080
>>144505507
Geel did a fuckton of roster riding so they banned him and revoked all (most?) of his medals.

>>144506257
Roster riding?

>>144506257
What is roster riding and why is it a bad thing

>>144506303
>>144506358
He can't be good at games, but he signed up for high level matches for fame and glory.

>>144506417
Please rephrase, I don't get it.
What is roster riding and why is it a bad thing

>>144506417
That explains why he mained Pyro

>>144506494
Geel bad at shooting people.
Geel sign up for hard matches against good people with a good team.
Geel bad, but want to pretend to be good.
Geel sign up for games out of his skill range to pretend that he is good.

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>>144506102
That is pretty much the entire 'discussion' about my hivemind.dll at the moment.
>Make it public!
>No don't make public it will fuck up everything!
>But I'll pay mordx!

It has even got the attention of the lmaobox dev.

>>144506575
But why does that deserve having his medals revoked? He obviously won them. Who decides he's bad enough to take such action?

>>144506607
I hope you dont plan to make it public

>>144506679
He did nothing to win.
He isn't able to perform at that level.
Its a similar concept to doping in sports.
He didn't win them, he signed up for stuff outside of his skill level so he could pretend to be good.

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back in augest me cockpilot and doc medic followed geel around in pubs using his name and avatar and had alot of fun
doc medic was a cool guy its a shame drawings was being an asshole to him

>>144506765
Doping is cheating to win, you're telling me he won while bad. But he still won medals, through no illicit means. Why does that deserve revoking the medals?

>>144506782
i forgot oskar
he was there for a bit without being geel

>>144506884
Signing up outside of his skill bracket is the problem.
He did nothing to win them, and is unable to perform at that skill level.
And I never said they should be taken away.
I am explaining why it would be construed as bad.

>>144506884
while being bad*

>>144506949
>He did nothing to win them
Then how did he win them in the first place?
This entire description sounds fishy as fuck

>>144506884
>Sign up on a high level team
>Don't play any matches (because you would lose them)
>Get awarded the medal because you were on the roster when they won

geel did me

>>144507009
See
>>144507025
All he did was sign up for the team.
I don't think he ever even played a game.
But I also don't really care about geel in any way so I don't really know for certain.

>>144507009
When a team wins, the ENTIRE team wins, regardless of who did anything

>>144507009
You can roster more players than you need for a match (HL limit is 21, 6v6 allows 15). You can be rostered and never play any games without hindering your team.

Think of it as being a benchwarmer for the team that wins the World Cup/Superbowl.

>>144507025
>>144507093
>>144507096
>>144507098
For fucks sake, why did it take this long to fucking actually explain a simple concept

>>144507183
How did it take you that long to put two and two together?
Or do we need to dumb everything down so that an 8 year old could understand it for you to get it?

>>144507268
A faulty answer does not make a faulty listener

im faulty

>>144507268
Your explanations sucked ass, the only good explanations are >>144507025 and >>144507098

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>>144506703
Why not?

>>144507268
thanks for admitting your answer wouldn't make sense to a nine year old

I want the most satisfactory individual skill ceiling possible:
>Quake Live
I want the most satisfactory team metagame possible:
>TF2
prove me wrong

>>144507621
Unveil the public release after an hour-long stream where the bots do nothing but follow Geel and exclusively target him.

I personally don't want it to go public because that's a 100% chance of permanent patch and VAC with a hack that powerful (it would become Valve's #1 anticheat priority, moreso if someone ports it to CS:GO so you could stack with the bots for risk-free cheating to GE), but it's your choice in the end.

You should do the stream either way because die gell.

how do games use multiple cores and why doesn't TF2 do it properly?

>>144507929
do this and ill give your bots a lifetime supply of matching cosmetics

>>144508224
think of the possibilities
8 snipers with a pink executioner and a lime marxman

think of me

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>>144507929
That could actually be a lot of fun.

If I ever make it public, I'll need to iron it out a bit to make it easier to understand. For now, however, it stays private. I offered Sparkles (The Australian brony that alt-tabs between several clients) to get my build.

For now it's like my pet project. I always loved botting and making AI for games, and I recently got into the source engine. So development is slow, but steady, and I have a lot of experience in it, now I just need to implement it in a whole new engine. It's a lot of fun going from lost to good at something.

>I personally don't want it to go public because that's a 100% chance of permanent patch and VAC with a hack that powerful (it would become Valve's #1 anticheat priority
I mean, I could genuinely see how giving one player this much power is a problem, and then making anyone with google able to do it too.


>>144508224
>>144508746
Don't lure me like this, I actually think that could be hilarious

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>>144496125
>>144505973
>>144509640
>An avatar is a repetitive image or set of images that a user persistently attaches to their posts in an effort to uniquely identify themselves. Typically avatar users will have a folder full of images of a particular animated character with different poses and facial expressions, and they will choose images from this folder as a way of emoting their posts. In effect, they are attempting to post as if they were speaking as the character. If you are persistently attaching unrelated images of a particular character to your posts in an effort to uniquely identify yourself and roleplay as a character, then you are avataring.

>This immediately lowers the level of discourse, and derails the thread to be about the avatar user instead of about the topic of discussion. This form of attention-whoring is not welcome on 4chan. If you absolutely must be uniquely identified, you can make use of the name field.

>>>/global/rules/13

human is mad someone else is a better skid
i think

>>144509776
no

i HATE rule-breaking posts

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>>144506782
>>144506945
>all of these whos
kill la kill yourself

you do it all the TIME

oh

:x

>>144509776
Why do you associate with the leddit echochamber that is the lmaobox reddit.

>>144510795
what do you mean

>>144509640
>Sparklez

Why would you associate with a brony faggot who likes using 2011 reddit memes and browses /v/ unironically?

>>144510795
why do you associate yourself with the place beliefs are amplified or reinforced by transmission and repetition inside an enclosed environment in the website called Reddit, dedicated to the tf2 script called lmaobox

>>144510795
>>144510949
i think you replied to the wrong post
im not m*rdx

what's with this Mordecai furfag who won't shut the fuck up about his retarded hack?

>>144511024
i assumed you were because you're at botting fag who fursona has the word mord in it

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>>144511145
um

thats very rude
who wants to play quake live with me?
im not that good but i tried duel the other day and its actually pretty awesome
pretty much mge but with a huge arena and items and armor that you have to care about and try to avoid the enemy from getting much

>>144511063
hes a russian, i think
hes literally oph 2.0
i kind of miss oph

>>144511197
id?

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i havent had the chance to read the thread for about 5 days
would it be worth to read the threads since then
did anything interesting happen

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>>144510379
this is bait do not reply

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>>144510795
>>144510949
Replied to the wrong guy.

The lmaobox reddit is just, fun? I can see all the removed posts. Archonet is a busy person.
I mean, once I became friends with Archonet and he saw me as a down to earth person I got admin in some communities.

>>144511063
The guy that somehow has gotten a lot of attention from some of the 'big youtubers' (like VNN), as well as the lmaodev.

>>144511145
I am M*rdx, I just did not make that anime face post

>>144511330
I am indeed a ruskyfag

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>>144504960
Not him but don't forget that the Engie now has access to the item that has allowed Pyro mains to get away with bad hats for years

>>144511454
do you like anime

Someone I like a lot that plays tf2 doesn't like me anymore because of my height. That really sucks.

>>144511454
okay but i've only just met you and already i hate you more than Viva and human

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>>144511330
at least oph had good movement
mordx doesn't
im pretty sure im better than him at bhopping even if he has autobhop

he isn't even an actual furfag is he

>>144511732
this never happened
and if it did happen fuck him he's an asshole

>>144511796
It did happen, it was only a few minutes ago, they apparently aren't attracted to people that are taller than they are.

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if you cheat, kill yourself

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I'm the guy who wanted people for his hl team from yesterday,I saw the replies about cockpilots demoman-ing after the thread got archived.
Other than cockpilot,anyone else I should consider?
Just trying to have as many options as possible before I make a decision,also still looking for a scout,post id if interested.

cheat on me

Is there any YouTuber any more unfunny thank Muselk?

He's almost hilariously unhilarious.

>>144512221
sops you cheat stfu

Post MaxBox's fursona y/n?

>>144511776
Why?

>>144511796
>at least oph had good movement, mordx doesn't
Now my feelings are hurt

>he isn't even an actual furfag is he
I love how often I get that question

>>144512280
Is this the part where I ironically / unironically shill my own channel?

>>144511454
>The lmaobox reddit is just, fun?
Archonet is a child that seems bewildered that people don't like him then deletes everyone that tells him why.

how is visiting an echo chamber fun. at least here people can call you a faggot or praise you as they please.

>>144512221
make love to me

>>144512250
What division do you play?

>>144512365
sops is garbage, he doesn't cheat nor does he have the skill to look like he cheats

>>144512623
i cant imagine it being anything higher than silver

>>144512250
he is your most viable option,not alot of demos here arent pure pubstars

>>144512660
ive played with him hes actually pretty good

>>144513135
pretty good to a tf2g pubber is not very good

>>144513220
what do you mean

there used to be a fucktonne of good people here
when did it all go so wrong

>>144513329
it means your definition of good is skewed by your experience in public games as opposed to high level team fortress 2 (which sops has never played in and will never because he isn't skilled enough for it)

my tf2gfu is the definition of good

>>144513468
26dollar is not good

>>144513492
he's the BEST

>>144513442
who are you if you think you know what good is

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Medic is a multiplicator.

If the whole teams are 0s, it's just not working

>>144513616
>trying to discredit me like this

it doesn't work that way, if sops was good he would be on a team, not pubstomping and being cocky

>>144513672
i am not trying to discredit you i want to know what division you are so i can see where you are coming from

>>144513731
higher than valve payload public servers

high enough to tell you that he isn't good and your opinion is biased due to never having been in a competitive environment

>>144514048
what division

even steel is higher than pubs

>>144514328
ugc isn't the only place to play competitive tf2 FYI, you clearly don't know what good is, please stop trying to defend your friend

>>144512471
You get that question often because it seems like you just like negative attention, so why not stack on top of all the shit you do some "hurr I like de animals xD"
I'm starting to doubt if you're even russian now ti bi aiche

>>144514328
BUT GASOL PLAYS IN STEEEL AND HE HAS 4K HOURS STEEEEL IS HAARD

>>144514379
im just asking what division you play im not trying to defend him i only played with him a few times

what division do you play

>>144514387
I don't post "In character" here, I only do that shit on reddit.
I tried being honest and down to earth there as well but they make up quotes and lie so often that I decided to just throw gasoline into the fire.

>>144514419
gasol is not relevant to this conversation

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mfw there are tf2gs better than gasol with half the hours played

>>144514379
stop dodging the question and say what div you play

>>144514594
gasol is not related to this conversation dude

>>144514497
>but they make up quotes and lie so often that I decided to just throw gasoline into the fire
Go on, I want to see some of this reddit salt that you love so much.

>>144514489
let me make sure I'm understanding this right, you played with someone multiple times in public servers, and they performed well and that means they are good? do you know how many players on the enemy team was good? I hope you realize that stomping people that are most likely just trying to take it easy is not an indicator of actual skill?

>>144514874
why are you dodging the question
what division do you play, just say it im not asking for your name

and no i played with him outside of pubs

>>144515183
what did you play with him in then?

>>144515208
you dodge my question again
what division do you play

>>144515257
I'm not going to answer it mate, it's not relevant to the fact that you are heavily exaggerating sops skill because you lack experience

*plays tf2*

>>144514663
i know
im making fun of him
he is bad at tf2
just like indexer

>>144515428
i dont lack experience i can tell hes a pretty good scout from playing with him a few times in pugs/mixes


all you do is talk someone down for no reason while refusing to state your division

am I bad at tf2 :x

>>144512250
kinda interested
div?

>>144515554
>no reason

him receiving praise from some kiddo spreading nonsense is reason enough to call you out

actual good players such as Saturn deserve recognition, not low skill people like sops

>>144515554
what is your id by the way mate? I won't be surprised if you refuse to post it because I refused to say what I played, considering you're immature and tried to discredit me multiple times with irrelevant things

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Hey, you. Do you like MvM? Wanna queue but got no one to join with? Little experience, so you get kicked? Dealing with randoms and finally fed up with them?

Well if you're a normie and not a degenerate and need a group to queue with, The Homies are just the people you're looking for. We got this guy Solarpletex a while back with us, and now he's finishing tours left and right. He just got an Aussie drop, and so can you

is this where i come to discuss overwatch

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So if you're wondering "Hot damn, BasedViva. You're so amazing. But how do I join up?" Well just drop your ID in a post and we'll review it to see whether or not you meet most of the requirements. Requirements being 1. Don't be a degenerate 2. Live in North America and 3. Iunno. We'll think about that more. If you feel like you don't know what to upgrade, ask us and we'll help you throughout. You wanna save us time by not typing it out, we you can join our Mumble and hear us out instead. For any further questions, ask here or add me up at id/BasedViva

God bless and God speed, kids

We also do Overwatch, so we could use people for that if you're up for that, too. Actually, we're doing that more than anything else nowadays. I'll try and get the boys to get back to MvM, though

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>>144514756
I feel like this could be the next navy seal copypasta

>>144515745
>>144515428
> mate
hello fsidu/sol/other scotts

>>144515930
he's not wrong though dude, you are a toxic attention whore, the fact that you post evidence of your cheating here is proof of it

>>144515865
but redward doesnt live in na?

>>144516017
I never said he played with us?

>>144515961
fsidu doesnt call people his mates, he has none the fokin ginger cunt waaay

>>144515961
those are two decent suggestions, both of those players are higher skill than sops, fortunately I can tell you I'm not fsidu or sol and you are wrong

very ignorant of you to think that only Scottish people say mate by the way

>>144515745
why should i post my id when you refuse to simply state your division

>>144516123
mate I already said I know you are probably going to be a coward about it, not interested in discussing it further

>>144516202
so you dodge my question from the start when i also told you that i have played with him in a competitive environment
and you back away saying i say irrelevant things while refusing to state your division

>>144516324
pugs are not a competitive environment, they're meant to be fun not tryhard

sweaty kids like sops get fat kidded

>>144512250
I wouldn't take cockpilot if I were you,good as a sub for now.
I've played a couple of pugs with him and he's too inconsistent,his performance might drop or peak inbetween rounds and that's not good for a serious team.
To be expected from someone who only played 1k hours of tf2 in 4 years.

>>144515930
wheres the proof hes wrong

FIFA or PES?
Tony Hawk or Skate 3 ?
Crazy Taxi or New York City Taxi Simulator?
Quake or Doom ?

>>144516451
now this is just some trash talk
did he offend you
what division do you play

>>144515930
thats just an incoherent child. Wheres the next navyseal

>>144516451
>uses the word tryhard
we found the shitter guys
>pug is not serios is just fucking around xdxd
just post your id so i can block you forever

>>144516451
>call someone shit
>never provide own skill level
>think that my view on a player is more valid than someone who played with him multiple times in a competitive environment recently

>>144516451
PUG means Pick Up Game
it gives players the opportunity to play competitively with people they haven't played with and those people could then play in a team together

I'm really tired of server with f2p armies of people that don't know what they are doing

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>>144518032

>>144516683
Madden
Lol skating games
Crazy Taxi on the big arcade machine
TF2

>people use tryhard as an insult
holy /v/

>>144518327
I say it and I never go to /v/

you're no better than /v/tards

>/board/tards

Holy shit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>144518256
oh america, if only the rest of the world knew what madden is
Tony Hawk Pro Skater is so fun dude
its the crazy taxi of skate videogames in a way

>>144515764
how join you

>>144519223
>>144515865
>So if you're wondering "Hot damn, BasedViva. You're so amazing. But how do I join up?" Well just drop your ID in a post and we'll review it to see whether or not you meet most of the requirements

I hope the wall sentry on upward will get fixed soon. That shit is stupid

>>144519286
oh, i don't live in NA
thanks anyway

http://bazaar.tf/profiles/76561197996718813
tf2g discounts

i also am selling
pro vita saw kit (hypno daffodil)
pro basher kit (discharge manndarin)
pro eureka effect kit (incinerator hot rod)
pro revolver kit (singularity team shine)

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>>144509776
god damn I sure am one big faggot!

>>144519819
>Take my items for cheap. Please, I have no job, so cents is better than nothing

>I have more items to sell for cheap because all this change will add up to at least two dollars. That's breakfast for the next few days

Just get a job, you fucking bum

>>144519234
Makes sense. Tf2 and melee are both games designed to be played for fun that salty autists take too seriously

Sm4sh and overwatch are designed to be most fun played with friends and don't focus too hard on being competitive

demoman is fun
i think i want to main it but i only play pubs

>>144521723
follow your're dreams

>>144521723
Worked for me.
Remember that pipes are better than stickies at pretty much anything except for taking out sentries, stall an uber by making the medic fly or setting sticky traps, which are pretty shit anyway

What's the best demo melee weapon for a normal playstyle?

>>144522908
bottle or skullcutter

according to comanglia shadows lower 15-20% your game performance and gibs 7-8%
how is it possible for such small things to affect performance so much?
also can animations affect performance too? do custom animations make any difference to the performance of the game?

I'm so done with spies. Play world of warcraft if you want to be a stealth class and somewhat usefull. It's an insta loss by default with several of them

>>144522908
pain train if you plan on capping points or if you are in the attacking team in payload
you are more vulnerable to hitscan so keep in mind that defending its completely pointless to use it

>>144523231
That's in every game. Calculating shadow animation takes a lot and increases performance the most together with view and draw distances

>>144522908
just wanted to confirm what >>144523393
and >>144523207 already said

>>144523393
That's an good idea, thanks man

>>144522908
Zatoichi, paintrain or bottle. Not a fan of Skullcutter, cuz I don't demo knight at all.

How do you pronounce "BR"?

>>144525674
With a hue at the end

*grabs your butt*

this is mine

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remind

There is literally no reason to use the:
Back Scatter
Baby Face's Blaster
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Bat
Sun-On-a-Stick
Cow Mangler
Mantreads
Panic Attack
Stock Shovel
Equalizer
Manmelter
Stock Fire Axe
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Third Degree
Claidheamh Mor
Fists
Warrior's Spirit
Frontier Justice
Wrench
Eureka Effect
Syringe Gun
Bonesaw
Enforcer
Your Eternal Reward

>>144512431
n
>>>/trash/

>>144527782
consider this:
fun

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>>144526812

*carefully shaves your asshole*

>>144522908
Stock/Skullcutter
solly runs pain train, and the zatochi is to gimmicky and unpredictable to be valuable

>>144527782
Cow Mangler is pretty much just bonuses for a roamer
>>144528145
> Not using Zatoichi to build über and have full ammo

>>144528792
Cow Mangler reloads more slowly.

TF2
Whats up with the animation overhaul thing? I heard they now allow that in sv_pure 1 but it doesnt work for me
also i had to downloadd them individually for each class is there any pack to just have every class animation in one vpk or something

>>144529441
They changed the Valve server's sv_pure settings to allow that, they did not change the sv_pure settings of community servers.

The animations are likely in the tf2_misc.vpk in your \tf\ folder.

Inside the vpk they seem to be inside
root/models/player/ as CLASSNAME_user_animations.mdl

Not certain because I don't make animations.


To open the vpk files use a program like GCFScape

i dont feel good

>>144530043
thanks for the help! i put all vpk files in the custom folder

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Was the Invasion update the worst update for cosmetics?

>>144532152
robotic boogaloo was the worst
>shitloads of reskins hats
>bad unusual effects

>>144532152
the whole thing was kinda crappy and overhyped

>>144532434
just like overwatch

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http://www.thespire.tv/na-vs-eu-demomen/
https://youtu.be/jamuLPfQibU?t=2m40s

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>>144532409
>>bad unusual effects
>what is time warp
>what is green black hole
>what is Phosphorus
>what is Sulphurous
>what is anti-freeze

As for the hats, I dont find them as offensive as some people. Ive made an image of ones that are either acceptable, easy replacements for their normal counterparts or have a good idea behind them

@144533648
all trash

>>144533826
First day on 4chan?

>>144533648
Quite a lot of those hats were paintable when their counterpart was not, in many cases prompting their original to become paintable

>144533962
first day on /tf2g/?

Anonymous 06/05/16(Sun)18:27:50 No.144533648: most of those are ok, but I don't see why you included some like the bakers boy and that beige sniper hat.
There's not reason for them to be in the game since they offer no improvement over their real versions and don't add anything interesting like the bolt boy for example

Anonymous 06/05/16(Sun)18:31:22 No.144533962: what do you mean

>>144532920
more like "just like the last 3 years of TF2's slow death".

I hope you enjoy yet more reskins of the gunmettle update, thats all you are gonna get goyim.

>>144527782
>frontier justice
Acquire a medic and 18 revenge krits.
Shit is fun as heck

>replying
>2016
sure smells like non-shitposters over here

@post number one hundred and forty-four million five hundred and thirty-four thousand three hundred and three
>le current year meme

im fukkin gay

>>144516527
I'll keep that in mind,it's the same deal with him in csgo,he'd finish a half 18-4 and finish the match 25-20.

*fucks gays*

Welcome to teamfortress2.

Have fun.

*has fun*

woooow

*grabs your quads and puts you against the wall*
*violently steals your first kiss*

are those steam pastas that people spam in other people's profiles some sort of fucking underground meme
i looked up some of the most popular ones like the "WE TRUE HOMIES, WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER" one with the ascii gun or "hey sorry i saw ur profile and I just thought u looked cute in your picture" but i just can't find them anywhere other than on steam profiles

like where do they even come from

>>144537150
the gun one used to get posted on myspace like 10+ years ago

>>144537150
sops' profile is a goldmine for those

>>144537072
please post on /trash/ more

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>>144537150

why does xion change his name often

>>144537150
They've been around since the message board days.

>>144537367
TRUE HOMIES too.

>>144537643
yeah it gets a little annoying that the only comments in my profile are him memeing but i'd rather have that than no comments
and i don't want to delet them because i don't want him to hate him

>>144537901
wat a dilemma

One of you fucks will pick medic when your team needs one. Losing by not having one is showing low skill

>>144538030
Epic.

>i don't want him to hate him
i'm dumb
>>144537987
i don't even really like him but i've known him for a pretty long time and there's no reason for me to hate him so i can't just tell him to fuck off
also i think he likes me for whatever reason
i hate internet friends

The image ruins it, dumbass.

>>144533596
>mfw no one appreciates the gif i compressed my self so that i could upload it here

>>144538973
you could've made a webm

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>>144539190

>>144539245
i dont know how to make webm
in fact i dont know how to make gif either
i just compressed it with a program because it was above the 4MB size limit

>>144538292
oh
im sorry to hear that

i wish we could be internet friends

>>144539815
Webm for Retards. It's super ez to use.

>>144539815
i don't either but google exists

>>144539823
i meant that i hate internet friends because i'm retarded "handling" them
like the guy just added me because he saw me in a pub once or twice and i could've just said that i didn't want to add him but i can't tell people to fuck off unless i completely hate them

we could be internet friends if you added me
i think i know who you are btw

>>144540567
im too shy to add anyone from here
if you know who i am then leave a message on my profile

>>144540846
done
i left one with an alt account because i can't with my main one

>>144541194
how did you actually know

>>144533596
*appreciates this gif*

>>144540567
>>144540846
>>144541194
>>144541393
oh my god
why dont you fags get a room to have fag sex in

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Post TF2 webms, please.

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>>144512623
>>144515619
Already got a scout,sorry.

>>144513019
Seems like it,doesn't look like I've got any other option.
I'm gonna make him and the other guy I'm considering MGE and the winner will get on the team.
Dumb but effective.

>>144541678
what division is it in retard

>>144541678
CP Man is on vacation until next month. Also, what makes you think he'd want to join your team in the first place?

I hate mosquitos. So much.

im a mosquito
*sucks*

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>>144541608
>alt firing to kill people with the SC
Damn he dumb

I would gladly take on the vast global consequences if only we could wipe every single mosquito off the face of the planet.

>>144542506
there would be consequences but they'd be hardly vast

mosquitoes are part of our ecosystem and without them there will be a large imbalance which could lead to the whole collapse of the ecosystem

>>144542661
>>144542674

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>>144541608

>>144542674
"could"
and even if the ecosystem WOULD collapse, it would re-balance itself

some species dying isn't the end of the world it happens all the time

>>144543078
Gradually. Not immediately. Mosquitos are a food source for so many animals, wiping them out would just ruin the entire ecosystem.

mosquitos din't do shit for the ecosystem

>>144541393
hehe
i'll just say that i'm an amazing detective

>>144543181
>>144542674
the part mosquitoes serve in our ecosystem is small enough to be ignored
they are not the only food source of animals that consume them

>>144543181
>wiping them out would just ruin the entire ecosystem.
unproven theory

>>144542793
cool hiding spot
>mfw i use the same crosshair and play without viewmodels too

>>144543447
if mosquitoes died out then the population of indians that wouldv'e died because of malaria would skyrocket
what now smartypants

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>>144541608

>>144542428
Secondary Fire is pretty good because it auto-locks on, so you can essentially jump around your victim like a retard while still doing damage.
Also it finds invisible Spies pretty easily.

>>144543707
now i want to buy you ice cream

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This guy was one of the worst people Ive ever had to play against. He used nothing but the stickybomb launcher the entire game and ended up spawncamping us with two pocket medics during the second round.

I can only hope he chokes on a cock and dies

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>>144541608

>>144543951
Demo that only uses the sticky launcher gets shut down hard any time someone tries to get in his face, which is why scout is such an effective counter to demo.

>Auto aimlock
That's just disgusting.