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7 post early you piece of human trash.
the only reason i am still alive and haven't killed myself is because i am afraid of the nothingness that happens after you die
fourth for update hype
No tf2stadium in the links?
>>144607630
me too anon i feel that every night when i go to bed
>>144607758
I feel like nobody remembers those games.
reposting because more people were interested in talking about gay sex then actual videogames in the last thread
IDEA FOR PHLOG REBALANCE
the main gimmick behind the phlog is no airblast but you get crits. The idea for this is basically to encourage players to deal damage which is why it used to heal you before the nerf, to reward players who did damage. Unfortunately this rewarded players who blindly w+m1d and was considered the most noobish flamethrower as well as literally useless for "comp" pyros.
To create a pyro weapon that focuses on damage dealing without the gimmick like the backburner, i had an idea of a sort of "direct hit" flame thrower. The flame thrower does 20% more damage against enemies and a further range, HOWEVER, it would have a vastly reduced spread cone as well as maybe a 50% shorter afterburn, requiring you to track your enemies to play.
This would make the pyro like more of a "short range heavy", able to do damage but without the speed cap and requiring more skill. I think this would work somewhat well because it provides the flamethrower with a purpose besides either spam m1 or only every using your secondary, as well as being fair to counter. The trick is to stay a distance away from the pyro to avoid damage, and you don't have to worry about airblasting projectiles back at you. This would also mean that pyros would need to focus on dodging projectiles AND dealing damage instead of doing a merry little jig while waiting for a pipe or rocket to be launched at them.
yay or nay?
>>144607758
i'm the person you're replying to, why do you feel like that every night?
what game is that character from?
>>144607916
Interrupting anon here.
http://legacyofkain.wikia.com/wiki/Raziel
>>144607916
legacy of kain series
a lot of reasons. in the most simple terms i'm incredibly alone, and a failure.
>>144607848
and now that nosgoth has been closed down. it will fade into obscurity.
>>144607630
existence is eternal torture
You have two options
Live for as long as you can. Do as much as you can. Exist forever as long as you try, stuck forever in an eternity of consciousness unable to leave or experience anything new, as millions and millions of years have the same meaning as a microsecond
or
Give yourself up to the void
End your existence and let time consume the rest of the universe. Never feel anything ever again, never see anything ever again. No control, no nothing, just the void. Unable to even hope that anything during your existence mattered or had some impact.
>>144607630
That's because you're naive enough to still believe that there are expectations you need to live up to for your life to not be a waste. When you get older and wiser, you'll learn to love your life or accept it as being acceptable. Only those passionate enough or so far gone will usually make a big difference in life. But it's okay since we live to enjoy and despite the sadness we may feel, we'll look back and remember the good times no matter how many bad things we've been through. The nothingness you're afraid of isn't the one you imagine ending up being in, it's the nothingness you feel the world will fall into if you don't do something to make it better or worse for other generations to learn from. Those who commit suicide are the unwise youth and the guilty, pitiful old.
>>144608169
ok great nothing matters everyone here realizes it. this isn't a matter of grade school nihilism
>>144608169
People who commit suicide are optimists, thinking it'll have a point, that somebody will be better off. Nobody will be better off.
>>144607630
>not looking forward to the empty nothingness
the only time i enjoy myself is when i'm sleeping anyway so being dead is just a better version of that. the only reason i haven't killed myself is because there's people retarded enough to care that i'll be gone which is probably part of why i try to distance myself from any potential friends but as long as i'm stuck being dependent on my family i'm stuck being trapped in a miserable existence where i don't know what makes me happy.
who's ending it all after mom and dad pass?
>>144608458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp8OUQo42Cc
>>144608458
i still have a sister so nope, she'd still be crushed if i died.
This thread is getting dark
>>144608882
Dark like my soul
tf2g suicide pact when
How do we make the Mantreads viable?
I was thinking like some amount of bullet and/or explosive resistance or something
i want to die alone together with my tf2gfu
>>144609190
u will die alone that's for sure.
as will we all
>>144607871
and now people are more interested in committing suicide
but good post
>>144609186
Well first off give some rocket jump resistance. The idea is that you're going to be flying through the air trying to goomba stomp people which costs health so i'd like a little bit of health afterwards so i don't immediately die to a stray scattergun pellet.
Second of all increase the damage penalty dealt, because even the highest of jumps won't be enough to kill a 125hp class. Maybe not like the market gardener for a 1 hit kill but at least make a good rocket jump take a solid 90hp away from my enemy or otherwise it would have been just as effective to do a soldier bomb.
>>144609779
mann treads are simply a wacky weapon not meant to take seriously please don't try to balance dog shit
>>144609486
thanks
>>144609779
I was more thinking of gearing them towards a tankier Soldier. The goomba stomping is a nice gimmick and all, but the passive knockback resistance has a lot of potential. It might even be a good item for pocket soldiers, it just needs that one last little nudge to make it worth considering.
im not bad at tf2
see you space cowboy......
Post Engineers
>>144611104
>>144611332
>pomsom
>short circuit
>gunslinger
>worst hat in the game
End your life
>>144611104
went
>>144611441
>self made
Sell it to me please
i took my m*ds
its monday so i took out a new foil of 14 and took the first pill in it so if i ever miss a day i can be sure whether i've taken it already or not
>>144611667
They are untradable. And uncraftable.
The duck tokens and some of the older keys are tradable though.
I don't have my duck token any more though.
>>144611676
sm*rt boy
>>144611764
All class when?
>BasedViva
>not actually based at all
>Drawings
>does not update this
>copilot man
>his most played class is demo
those are the ones that i can think of right now ill be back in an hour
>>144611863
>boy
:s
>>144611876
Soon™
Hopefully by the end of the month.
>>144611939
Ill start stockpiling them now
>>144611418
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
ooooooooooo
o o o o o o o o
o o o o o o
o o o o o
o o o o o
o o o o
o o o o
o o o o
o o o o
hidden raffle link
prize is a gun mettle key
>>144612605
oh shit i fucked it up
I'll fix it and repost
new weapon skin campaign when
pottis?
awoooooo!
>>144611104
>>144611104
im dr*nk
what does being dr*nk feel like
is it fun
i like fun
>>144613343
Just ask a glass of water.
it depends im verry b*zzed and its nice to feel less physical p**n from my health
dude ALCOHOL lmao
alco my hol
im drunj
im thingkin about making a super special tf2g exclusive song
i need
someone with a good mic/good voice
someone who plays literally any instrument to see what sorta song i should make
ideas about what the song should be about
ill handle the editing and making the lyrics
>>144611441
Assuming this isn't just stolen from a reddit thread how hard is it to make cosmetics for tf2? I've had a couple of ideas but I'm not sure how easy it is to make cosmetic items in tf2
>>144613974
The biggest problem for me is poly distribution with such a low poly count limit.
You can only have up to 1400 tris.
the rest is up to personal skill.
Like I can't texture for shit unless I take forever (see:the inventor going all class).
If you have modeling and texturing experience its just getting the style right and shit.
Especially with the textures.
Gradients, noise, and good brush strokes are paramount.
>>144613972
I sing like tom petty
I wish Valve would hurry up and release a Strange Short Circuit already.
Anyone want to make an iron HL team that is probably as high as I'll go I'm not good enough nor do I play tf2 nearly enough to go in a higher div idk maybe I'd do steel
>>144608386
2 hours late but you're literally me
if it weren't for my parents i would have offed myself long ago
hurry up and release me
*is tied to your bed*
>>144615341
this raffle link doesn't work
?
>>144613972
cockpilot plays guitar and has a cool voice
brazilian pokeman man also plays guitar and something else i dofnt remember
theyre ur guys
song should be about the gay drama that happens in the itt
why have I never clicked on the 'artwork' tab on tteamfortress.com before
>>144616242
>blue on read team
>>144613972
seconding gay drama
>>144616280
>>144607751
its dead anyway
the only alive websites are tf2center and pugchamp and only like 5 people here have what it takes to play pugchamp
do i have what it takes
>>144616242
thats pretty cool anon
>>144617920
you spend too much time shitposting i doubt you even play tf2
One of the tv show presenter 16 or 14 years ago he enjoyed making fun about women collaborators and sometimes he dress off they, like dress, bikini and something. tits and as I said before playing in a swimmingool he quit bikini bottom and show her shaved pussy is a video from 2000-2003
>>144607347
>Come here because I've been playing tons of TF2 lately even though I typically don't use this thread or board
>You're all suicidal
I know that feel.
you are not me
pottis toppis shoppis
tfw when you're sleepy but can't sleep
>>144619485
I know that feel, too.
Am I a loser for buying cosmetics?
>>144619485
browsing 4chan probably isn't helping
>>144619563
its okay to buy cosmetics and wear them
i think
>>144619568
its so bright outside and inside this house i probably wouldn't fall asleep anyway
>>144619717
Go for a walk you nerd
>>144616242
tom jones isnt black
*takes a long walk off a short pier*
>It's another episode of a single competent engineer locking out an entire team of retards episode.
No one won that game.
>>144449601
>its very uncharacteristic
its called character development
i think
>>144620717
i think tf2g has jumped the shark
i want to jump my tf2gfu's shark
Post good tf2g charts
>>144621289
i agree
how do i know if someone hates me
>>144621548
delete this
>>144621478
You're posting in /tf2g/. That question comes checked by default.
>>144621289
I definitely agree with the explanations but still heavy is a great class to play sometimes especially when you're doing well and jose.hernandez.1998 follows you around as medic
>>144620717
why did you reply to a day and 15 hour old post
>>144622268
i had second thoughts
>>144622124
>1998
5 for effort
>tfw I used to be a firstname.lastname player
at least I never had a xXx_sHaDoWeLiTe_xXx phase
what happened to the mass tf2g drawing
and the videogames thing
tf2g projects suck and never work
>>144613972
i am looking forward to seeing this work
i suck and never work
>>144605132
doubt you're still here, but change to what? what is there other than lmaobox atm? lithium's gone afaik
>>144622518
i wanted to make something like this
http://tohosort.comoj.com/
I guess I'll just make some dumb strawpolls instead.
>>144622124
>1998
those people are now 18 anon, if anything it'd be krishnov.vladovsky2005
>>144614124
what programs should i use?
>>144621289
I'm a pyro main and this is true.
>>144623229
I forget how old I am sometimes
>>144623065
>>144623065
strawpolls are ok
how many entries did you get so far?
40-50 is enough imo
>>144623305
I use blender for modeling.
I recommend gimp for starting out as its free and open source.
You have to mess around with extensions to get alpha channels to work right though.
Is geel.jew's unusual jewing making huge profit still? I guarantee that as soon as it popped up every desperate scammer in the world chucked their stolen unusuals in there to get their 17 keys
>>144623389
I have photoshop so i can use that for the textures. what are alpha channels, i'm new to this.
>>144621289
>demo
>just spam explosives
>skill
sure
>>144623485
Source uses them for marking stuff like paint and junk though self illum and one of the transparancy settings I think uses the base layer.
They are called channels in photoshops layout and they are right next to the layers tab.
Or at least they are on my set up. But I think I am on stock atm.
>>144611667
>being this new and desperate
post number 144623487 is bait
do not reply
>>144621289
>implying Spy demands any sort of skill and even belongs in the game let alone put him above the three classes below, implying Soldier isn't easy as fuck, implying Medic isn't the easiest class if you have half a brain and also implying Medic, Sniper and Demoman don't have more impact on the pace of the game than the classes below
Lowest possible tier shitpost by some clueless moron who obviously hasn't played the game any significant amount of time.
alright here you go
it's multiple poll choices, so you can vote for everybody/just yourself if you want
cool tf2gs
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412460
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412462
shit tf2gs
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412463
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412464
i voted for my tf2g pals
>tfw dont know >50% of the names on the list
do i get a proof of purchase now
>>144624419
>not in the list
>>144624419
lmao@human voting himself and his pals multiple times
Underrated hats
>>144624419
>no renard option
>no viva option
>no vibri option
>no mordx option
shit poll
>>144625204
Bottom two are literally whos
>>144624959
i wouldnt waste my time cheating at an imaginary popularity contest
>>144625204
>vibri or mordx
but why
no
>>144625204
>>144624907
i posted the form so many times there is literally no excuse for not being on the poll
>>144625421
mordx maybe but lol vibri isn't
>>144625474
there's a poll to vote the shittiest tf2gs
why shouldn't they be in there?
>>144625551
Who is vibri? You mean Viva?
>>144625661
Vibri is a furfag eho shows up from time to time to raffel and is also gay
>>144624419
>4 goods on cocopilot
>5 shits on cocopilot
i dont understand
nobody in the thread seems to hate him
>>144625721
I'm pretty sure you could have expelled two facts about him from that sentence
>>144625661
he raffles expensive shit and is an asshole to people every time he can
also yeah he's a gay furfag
>>144625721
Although it wouldn't surprise me if viva was gay considering especially as a Christian he goes out of his way to defend them
>>144625982
>raffles expensive shit
>is an asshole
That doesn't make sense
vibri said mean things to me
>>144626432
he raffles bad unusuals to be an asshole in the raffle
what's wrong with being a fruit shop owner anyway?
It's a respectable career choice
>>144626695
I think it's supposed to be disguised slang for faggot. I've never hear anyone use it myself but generally if someone's a fruit they're gay
>>144626805
oh right. If sniper hates fags so much, why is there so much gay porn of him
>>144624419
>7 cools on shuckle
>6 shits on cockpilot
these don't make any sort of sense
i can't think of someone that would vote on either
>>144626432
he's an asshole and raffles things for attention and as an excuse to be an asshole to people
literally the only people that like him do so for the raffles, and i'm sure that ginger is only with him for free stuff, too
>>144626909
>8 cool votes
>6 shit votes
pretty sure fewer than 14 people have voted
>>144626480
Fuck off no I didn't you retarded fucknugget
>>144627040
strawpoll is too easy to rig
that's kind of a problem for attention deprived manchildren
if you dont catch my drift 85% of tf2g are attention deprived manchildren
sops called me a cool dude
>>144626931
I don't see why people call him an asshole. Maybe it's because I'm a scot but everything he says is either clearly a joke or warranted
sops said i was ok
my tf2g pals probably dont hate me much
>>144627613
Mostly because he comes off as an annoying attention seeking faggot.
Think viva except every now and then he raffles some shitty Miami nights unusual and then when people call him a fag he says "b-b-b-b-but rafael :'("
>>144627746
don't forget shit talking people who did absolutely nothing wrong
see second unusual raffle
see last unusual raffle
>>144625204
>>144625421
>>144625474
>>144625551
>there's a poll to vote the shittiest tf2gs
>why shouldn't they be in there?
Yeah why shouldn't I be there.I was on the last strawpoll too
>>144608078
>and now that nosgoth has been closed down. it will fade into obscurity
That series had a hard life
>got one vote on the shit poll
>>144624419
look at the difference between votes for cools and shits
it's pretty sad that an *adult* would go out of their way in order to vote that they hate a certain someone on the internet multiple times
I'm pretty sure that the top scorers of the hated polls don't give 2 shits about the votes and they won't trigger whatever hormone in their body to leave tf2g or commit suicide
am i an ad*lt
>>144624419
>>144625492
I haven't fulfilled the form intentionally
I have finally managed to stop existing
Go me
go play overwatch lonely nerds
>>144630138
I already am, I main Junkrat
someone on tf2g said i act like a cute retard
is that true
144631283
yes
144631387
oh
maybe
who are you
im me
i think
oh
yeah you're a cute retard
oh
x.x
>>144621289
I literally play Engineer bc I know my toaster/skills are not up to snuff to play any other class. Let the lil machine work for me.
>>144621289
The easy use of Heavy's minigun doesn't make Heavy a low-skill class. Heavy is as difficult as Medic when it comes to timing, game sense and positioning. Soldier and Demo are by definition spam classes, then they can't possibly be high-skill classes.
>>144632367
ok, but that's wrong
>>144632685
is it ok?
Is it?
>>144632685
Then why did you say ok?
am I ok?
whats your favorite genre besides FPS games ?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10413346
>>144621289
Shouldn't Engineer be swapped with Spy?
>no leveling servers
>wiped shield/katana stats a few days ago because kill counters added
>33k damage on shield
>katana has 250 kills
>33k damage on shield
This seems really fucking high, either bash damage is doing 100 damage a pop and I ran into 330 people or weapon damage is being factored into the shield
>>144633937
DELET THIS
>>144634149
spy is good at breaking stalemates
engineer inarguably slows the game down with sentries
>>144634152
i think it factors in all damage dealt while the weapon is deployed, and since shields are always deployed, you build damage with them all the time
miss pauling is cute cute CUTE
>girls
gross
>>144634731
Yeah, maybe not all the people aggred with me.
die! die! DIE!!!
>>144637990
>tfw overwatch looks fun
>tfw don't want to pay $60
>tfw will forever be stuck with tf2 as my goto multiplayer shooter
>tfw i
>>144638505
>every game I touch either dies or is already dead
>didn't bother with OW beta
>don't have the money to buy OW when it released
>mfw it looks fun, alive and it might actually last a bit longer than just a few months
>>144639502
>it might actually last a bit longer than just a few months
i honestly don't see it lasting more than a year tbhh
>>144639502
>might actually last a bit longer than just a few months
>mfw i don't have a smug anime girl reaction image appropriate for this
>>144639502
>mfw thinking Nether is gonna be great and fun
>2 months later all servers are closed down and you can only play in an offline mode by yourself
wont ever fall for the survival early-access meme again
a cute, adorable, little retard
*pats your head*
dotsy isn't cute
he is just in an edgy, selfish phase *hugs you and dotsy*
>edgy, selfish phase
he's not 15, he's just autistic
How do traders value this shit on a a shit to good scale?
>>144643654
frying pan and hot rod are memes
it's good
>>144611104
>>144624419
now the top 3 of each cool poll in a single poll
>>144642846
>>144643004
dotsy barely posts in the irc or here anymore why do people keep talking about her
>>144645093
I'll do it if videogames isn't here
drawings
half left
cockpilot
videogames
pinto
saturn
>>144643654
Singularity is one of the best effects, hot rod sells well to punks and girls. I'd say mid-high in the range
>>144645093
>>144645451
you can select multiple options so there's really no need to do so
>>144645641
also faggots and people who use it ironically
>>144645921
>punks
what the fuck is anyone elses inventory and shop not loading
my head iches
suck my head
>>144646767
that happens when there's an update about to be pushed or a bigish update was already pushed
>>144647162
Also periods of high traffic like mornings. Can really feel the slowness of the item server when in-game organizing my backpack at 2pm as opposed to 2am.
my head iches
>>144648149
so do my pubes, but you dont see me complaining
how much hpm do you usually have as 6s medic? if i play in lobbies i tend to get 800-900 but in mixes i get over 1000 most times
TF2G DRAWING UPDATE??????
>>144634152
>>144634329
There's also a bug where the shield counts all kills with it equipped, it has been there since at least the start of Tough Break
i came on someone's head
>item idea: alcoholic beverage
>decreases the frustration from playing 6s medic 80%
>increases comms 50%
what
>item idea: beating stick
>allows you to beat the faggot that can't play medic
>allows you to beat the faggot that thinks anybody wants to listen to his drunken hobo ass
Helpful Medic tip:
>where should I be prioritizing my heals?
just press tab and there's your healing order right there
>item idea: fag syndrome
>allows you to call the medic a fag and remind him how gay he is
>allows you to get hot gay sex from said medic
>Reinstall TF2
>Two gift-stuffed stocking on my bp
>Read wiki
>Untradable stuff
Fuck you my bp is already big enough from my jewing days.
i only pocket good demos pyros and scouts
everyone else is not important
>reinstall tf2 after playing overwatch
>everyone still freshmeat for matchmaking beta
>valve servers still cancer
>game runs like ass
>hats still fugly as shit
>comp community is even more obnoxious and autistic
>vote kicked for tryharding
>uninstall
if you're backpack is too big give me things
faggopt
Vivid Plasma or Searing Plasma?
>>144651307
I said big, not valuable or with many items.
My bp is worth shit right now.
>>144651373
NEITHER
any watt or weather effect
cheaper and more noticeable
>>144650375
>>144648149
>>144647123
>>144646939
>>144643004
wtf is this garbage? are we getting raided
>>144651373
>>144651516
The only unusual that doesn't look like shit is the flies Tricorne.
>>144651674
or blizzardy brown bomber
or roboactive tc
Stickies don't do dmg when detonated under the train on final frontiert. I hate this
>>144651650
you're garbage
am i garbage
>>144651036
raffle your steam profile information.
>>144621289
>>144652118
>>144651951
go back to /owg/ you fucking retards
>>144621289
POST TF2G CHARTS NOW
>>144652695
>>144651268
>playing matchmaking
lol, idiot
>>144652514
people understimate the power of being able to hit 50 damage no matter the distance or if ur scoped or not
sniper is a very powerful class in that
>>144652265
>>144652514
lmao
for once, i gotta admit that the original chart is the best and objectively right one
>>144652893
> pyro above ANYONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>144653154
>use direct hit rocket to airblast jump
>while in the air reflect fully charged huntsman arrow to headshot speedjumping soldier
>land behing heavy medic, puff n sting the medic, airblast heavy off cliff
>not the highest skill ceiling
>b-but muh w+m1 meme video from 2007
>le c-tap mastering so difficult, much skill XD
sorry homeboy, pyro has one of the highest skill ceilings. that's why comp players rarely play him, he's too risky because he's so difficult to play
any rocket/sticky jump or airshot demo and soldier can do, the pyro can do as well. with stricter timing and only when the enemy allows it, meaning you have to react faster than when you can jump at will.
>that fag who wants to "teach" a med how to play after he notices hes not getting 90% of the heals
i got banned from a server just for not healing other players playing medic. not even a lobby, just a pub.
>>144653226
Pyros literal shit though. Thats why no one plays him in comp. Dipshit.
>>144653226
that's not the full pasta
where's the full pasta
>>144651871
>explosion don't pass through indestructible solid objects
News at 5.
Use the wall against blue first spawn near the door with the cart on it to place stickies.
40% of the times it works every time
>>144652118
no you are cute
But I want explosions through walls like the HL1 engine does
then play hl1
but its not tf2
then play tf2
but it not hl1 engine
thencommit suicide
*commits suicide*
>all class
>cool as fuck
>halloween only
why
>>144654754
oshit its allclass?
I hope human and EuroPean tf2gs get Fucking killed this Ramadan by Muslims
>>144654898
yup. it looks so fucking good on scout too
i don't get how valve hasn't done something about thw halloween restrictions yet. there's a ton of really cool hats that are halloween only for seemingly no reason and since every hat is going all class now they might as well
>>144655198
Well yeah, more shit hats should be halloween only.
Like the max head.
>>144655198
Valve's gotta keep me down somehow.
Who /feels/ today
feel THIS
*unzips*
what did she unzip
>>144655926
>should not be trampled by tanks
>tank is on flowers
i need a medic
>>144656149
>she
you're a joke
>>144655169
why so much hate?
not all europeans are human
>>144655926
Feels are for the weak
*drops uber*
am i a funny joke
im a joke
*is funny*
medic!!!! medic!!!!!!!!!!!!
charge me herr doctor
who /i58/ here
who /mightgotoi58/ here
*misses crossbow shot*
*gets bombed*
*runs into rollers*
i might go to i58
but i could just buy something nice for myself because the eu tf2gs i know blow and the na ones are not going so who fucking cares
>>144656894
i /wishicouldgo/
Have fun there
im a bomb
*blows*
>>144657048
tfw /wishedicouldgotoi52andi55butcouldntbutisgoingtoi58now/
chim
>>144656894
me
i cannot wait to take awkward pictures with strange looking nerds for 3 days straight
>>144657026
i do not blow
all the eu tf2gs i talked to were either really nice or didnt say anything at all
>>144657170
chim
>>144657193
you don't blow i didnt know you are going to i58
most of the eu tf2gs are in a circlejerk and i wont fit in with any of them
id have a better chance of befriending tf.tv people in real life
Stop being so weird dude
Tanks are cute
>tfw no tank gf
>>144657443
im not weird
am i
._.
.-.
>>144656894
joceyln jones
zigzag
stary
renard
some other guy(s) are going in a pact
some other guy
cockpilot are going together
>>144657382
who are you
there is only one eu circlejerk
if you talk to any of the cool eus im sure theyre going to talk back and maybe form a friendship
>>144657443
what do you mean
>>144657824
i would get bullied/ignored
>>144657927
which eus do you have added
>>144633985
>No MOBA
fuck you
love, Dotard
>>144657728
pfft what a weirdo
im going to hug you from behind @lan
>Haven't traded in 3 years
>Buds are less than 3 keys now
What the fuck happened?
Also metal pretty much worthless, does everyone have 500 alts now?
>>144658008
close to all of them
>tfw no one that will hug me from behind at i58
its not like im even going but still
>>144658268
but who are you
if youre not going to answer which ones do you think are cool and would want to befriend
>>144652234
You don't want this crap.
https://tf2b.com/tf2/stahl-mpkfa
>>144657382
most of the eus are friendly enough and they're not too socially defective
some of them are just shy little cakebois but they'll open up with alcohol
off hand it's me, fsidu, zigzag, yellow, qror, renard, stary, salmon and probably others
i made a spreadsheet to keep track of who was going but i never updated it
xenos can't make it due to lack of funds, idk if aleks is coming on his own
can't remember if sol is coming all the way from greece
am i socially defective
will i open up with alcohol
>>144658427
renard
qror
it hurts to live knowing that i'll never be a cool eu boy
scrap.tf is offline lads
c-could it be an update?
scrap.tf is always down
im always down
u.u
prove it
>>144658705
dont bother
anyone else?
>>144658453
Can I have the decal tool pls
>>144659031
why not
>>144658705
both top guys imo
>>144657963
>>144659286
because i said so
if you say who you are it would help alot
>>144659328
both of them are probably bottoms actually lol
>>144659419
p*rv
>>144659286
well which eu tf2gs did you ever interact with in literally any way
>>144659419
i was going to post that pixel art pottis picture in response to this but i cant find it
>>144658548
>some of them are just shy little cakebois
:x
>but they'll open up with alcohol
:o
>>144659692
a lot
including those two
interact with me
tfw i will never hang out with epic tf2g lads
you can always hang out with viva! :^)
Tf2g DRAWING UPDATE???????????
>>144660969
i cant get a legitimate read on if he hates me or not
i have such a hard time telling if he's ever ironic or not because if he is hes really good at sticking to his character
>>144660585
maybe if you werent such a mysterious faggot i can help
either say who you are or send a message to all tf2gs on your friends list and hope for the best
>>144661060
never ever
so TF2 is coming to faceit
thoughts? faceit is a csgo thing kinda like tf2center i think
>>144661392
that's pretty good
nice
>>144661260
i think he genuinely dislikes neets etc but plays it up for dramatic effect
he's the panto villain of tf2g, tries really hard to be hated
>>144661856
i can appreciate that
being hated is fun as hell
>>144661803
why
:r
>>144662231
Well you'll be dead and tf2g will be great again
*blows up in you*
Can anyone recommend me a good gaming table?
>>144663562
>gaming table
if you look for shit like that you end up with stupid shit like this http://www.evodesk.com/gaming-desk
just go to salvation army and look if they have any desks, that's where I got mine and all I had to do was restain the wood for 70 bucks
>>144663562
just get a normal desk and splurge on a racing chair if you want gaming furniture
buying a weapon with a bad name to use it ironically was a bad, unfunny idea
>>144664075
your a fag
>>144664075
strange wernch is my all time favourite weapon name and i only got it like a month ago
>>144659134
Send me a trade offer, but you'll have to wait because I don't have mobile athentication.
i hope u have good die :!
:z
how do i have fun at this game again
taking my green tea without sugar for a week and i want to tell everyone
>>144665217
sell everything at rock bottom prices
take a year off
come back and start earning everything again
>>144665217
Pick Demoman and place a stickytrap underneath the traffic cones on Junction A or Dustbowl last (2nd phase).
>>144665217
You start ragehacking
(Shill link to my youtube channel)
:)
>>144665421
Not him but I am doing this now.
postis
>>144664317
You're awesome
>>144665217
>pick Turbine
>goSpy with Cloak & Dagger
>harass the obligatory 3 gibus engineers with voice commands
>>144661392
cool didnt know, to bad tf2 came before the esports era.
At what point can you consider it "Pub-Stomping"
>>144661392
Faceit is a meme that nobody really uses for lobbying. It's mostly used for tournaments.
>>144667163
# of active dominations > # of deaths
>>144667478
>active
isn't it total dominations?
>>144667851
No, Because you could dominate shitters who leave, or losers who swap teams, and it's not a stomp if you let them get away with shit like that. Also if you keep letting them get revenge, you ain't good enough.
>>144667163
>More dominations than deaths
>No Medics on your team
>Not playing Pyro, Medic, or Spy
>>144668260
>Getting someone to ragequit invalidates the domination
>>144668346
Chase them down to their new server, dominate them again.
>>144668676
lol
>>144668676
The whole reason that it's dominations instead of K:D is specifically so that you can't kill one baddie over and over to inflate your stats (like what you're suggesting). You have to take on the whole server and win.
>>144666547
You mean after, when esports was at its peak in terms of games
inflate me
There are no rules about not having a pocket medic or stomping with your friends.
Those make the pubstomp less impressive, but you're still technically stomping the server.
>>144668840
>kill one baddie over and over to inflate your stats (like what you're suggesting)
That's not what I'm suggesting though.
The faggot thinks he can erase the domination by leaving.
You tell him, and his newfound teammates, that ain't happenin'.
Besides, it's only one domination if you killfarm one faggot. Unless you win with zero deaths or something, it's hardly a pubstomp.
>pubbies talking about pub stomping as if it takes skill or is remotely hard
>>144669003
>Picking Heavy/Engineer invalidates the pubstomp
>But stacking the shit out of the teams does not
>>144668907
kinky
>>144669137
A standard needs to be defined so the guy who picked Medic for ez topscore can't call it a pubstomp when his KDA is 1.2.
>>144669137
i want you to go on a server and pubstomp RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CcfIUwUwgY
where should we go anon
on a scale from uninstall the game or kill myself
which should i pick
>>144670014
both for pointlessly censoring the names
>>144670014
>Intel room on 2fort
Woooowwwwwwwww
>>144670014
>chile
lol
>>144670014
>>144669003
>It is NOT a 'pubstomp' if You are playing an orange map, idle server, etc.
2fort falls under etc.
Haven't played since 2010 or so. Is it still fun?
Also, should it be installed on an SSD? Any difference?
post your best killstreaks
>>144670014
>2fort
>Chile
>36 killstreak as Soldier
>Medic friend
It'd probably be more impressive if you weren't doing it on a map where splash damage isn't unavoidable due to corridors.
>>144671738
>medigun killstreaks
Please.
>>144671953
If the pocket died, I died with him, we overextended hard
>>144672098
>medigun
>killstreaks
>mattering
PLEASE.
why is he so unfunny?
>>144671738
>>144669137
pubstomping in a UGC Steel match is just as easyone of these deaths is from a pre-round suicide because i was trying to be funny
>>144673195
that's not how you spell "perfect"
>>144673195
Because his "comedy" is based on shock and reactions.
Instead of trying to make a good scripted joke he shouts loudly and makes a funny expression, which appeals to the younger audience, but appears shallow and unfunny to others.
Basically, he's "epic".
im epic
>epic
>girl
>1998
all lies
soldier hurt a bit!
um
hurt me a bit
*cries*dominate me
>vintage scrap metal is up for sale
I didn't even know it actually existed
kill yourself this is suicideyear
*kills you 4 times in a row without you killing me*
DOMINATION, LOOK IT UP
*looks it up*
this is not me
>>144675459
*dies immediately after clipping you with the flamethrower and gets an assist after you walk into a stickytrap*
Heh, nothin personnel... kid...
>>144675459
> tfw can't find the right steam background
Post more comics
>>144679852
no
>>144680414
>6s
>5 people
uhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d87QCn_cafI
>>144671629
>Fun
Well let's say a los of things changed, I personally lost interest and come here cuz of nostalgia
About the SSD, I'd say it's not as heavy to load so it may not me necesary
>>144679852
Here's a real knee smacker
>>144621289
>tfw main Pyro and Engineer
>tfw also play Sniper, Spy, Medic and Demoman
I'm no good.
if you only play pubs, can you truly "main" a class
Be me
>Join pub
>Pick team
>Entire team is full of F2Ps
>The other is full of P2Ps
>We get our asses handed to us
>I'm on top of my team's score board (even though I was playing like shit)
>I point out how imbalanced the team's were
>Someone calls for a team scramble
>Teams get scrambled
>Retard's blame me for the scramble and kick me
>mfw
>>144671738
All old screenshots were lost with my old PC. Best proof I got. Demo, 41 kills. LnL/CnT/Eyelander before the nerfening when the LnL rewarded players for being good.
>>144673195
He died once he started using the facecam.
Instead of trying to make funny jokes about what happens in the game it's just fucking retarded maymay faces now
How do I improve my aim in tf2?
>>144687940
pair aim with movement
>>144687940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
pair me
*doesn't*
>>144685271
>be in a pub
>teams are unbalanced
>point it out and ask if someone can please switch
>don't actually expect anyone to do it
>topscorer from the other team does
>mfw
>spy in front of me
>backstabs me
mary anne get my shotgun
>2016
>getting trickstabbed
>complaining about it
fucking shitters
>expiration date was almost 2 years ago
Where does the time go
should i be ashamed
send help there is a mosquito in my room
set your house on fire
am i on fire
youre pretty hot
what's with the b4n m4n's new twitch icon
isn't he supposed to represent froyotech
>>144691863
he got to the point where the most important thing for him is himselfit's a pretty cool icon tho
im not her :x
im surprised this general is still here considering overwatch is out
>>144692986
Nigga please
what are some good tips for starting to play demo man like when should i use grenades vs stickies and just any general tips you have
>resetting your hours/stats
>>144693482
Sticky in groups of 3 or more, use pills at mid to close distance, run with either stock/reskin or the skullcutter. On 5cp or pl defense, the Scottish Resistance is op as fuck. Use it to cover both the objective and spawn and keep their heads down
>>144693547
what's wrong with that
wait how long has backpack.tf had item betting
am i stupid
>>144607347
So are there any servers that aren't total dogshit left alive?
I just started playing again, and my old private server is RIP, and valve servers are all stomps full of 12 year olds apparently.
>sniper joins game goes 19-0 carries team to victory
why does this class exist again
*plays overwatch with your tf2gfu*
>>144694304
eu valve 5cps (mainly process/snakewater/badlands) are pretty solid, wouldnt know about na
almost all community servers are dead but i guess skial could have some okay players??
tf2g needs a Skype
>>144696319
if i were to make a Skype group
would anyone join?
>>144694537
Counter carry classes, keep your head down
Countered by spy, who is in turn countered by pyro, jarate and milk
Also countered by other snipers. Jump more, crouch jump, avoid sniper lanes, vacc a DDS counter sniper, use the amby to counter snipe, rocket/sticky jump into his face, go around side roads, stay out of his FOV
stop your bitching and learn how to play the fucking game
>>144694304
I'll give you a free MM pass if you don't already have one
i don't even know anymore if the "tf2 is dead" "how is this game still alive" and "why aren't you playing overwatch yet" posters are doing it ironically or not
http://bazaar.tf/profiles/76561197996718813
tf2g discounts
help tf2g i hate mvm
gimme inspiration to finish my tour
just do it and get it over with
Holy fuck geel.jew undercuts by literally 50% on his unusual jewbank fucking hell
>>144697969
You expected something else? From his side that means that he doesn't have to have his algorithm exactly right to still make money, and he's not flooded by every quickbuyer's latest acquisition. Instead he now serves as a basement level offer that people would be fools to take less than, as he can deliver immediately if you decide the loss is worth it.
>>144697383
i want to buy your prof ks kit
would__2keys do
so i subscribe to a map and it downloads when i start my game
i go to make a local server to explore the map and its not anywhere in game
what the fuck is going on
>>144698849
maybe 65% but 50% jesus christ
>>144700538
i will not respond to troll posts
>>144700643
this
anyone knows how to play workshop maps
>>144700678
you just did xd lamo
>>144700809
>>144700643
type
tf_workshop_status
in console
It'll tell you what maps from the workshop are loaded. There's a number after the UGC code that serves as an identifier. Then just type
map ______________
Where the _______ is where you put the number.
If this doesn't work add me.
>>144701163
it says tf_workshop_status is an invalid command
i tried tf_workshop_map_status because it was one of the options but it doesn't seem to do anything.
Anyone here played Overwatch?
I fucking hate it
>>144703381
Ahh, those are the commands I used to get my server to load them. I couldn't find a console command to get the number, but if you have the URL of the workshop map it'll end with the number.
sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=614857587
This one's for my test map.
Seems I was wrong in another place as well, to get it to load you type
map workshop/614857587
in console, not just the number.
Once again this will load my map, to get your map you must find the number and replace it.
Alternatively to get the number a different way you can navigate to
Steam\steamapps\workshop\content\440\
Inside that folder will be a folder for each item you're subscribed to, find the folder containing the map you wish to load, the name of the folder is the number your'e after.
>>144704865
here's an example of what you'll be looking at.
dotsy isn't cute
>>144671738
Best way to farm killstreak actually is play stickypamming demo on dustbowl. Every ludicrous high killstreaks are from this fucking map.
>>144705839
Btw my highest killstreak ever was 62. Pyro with minigun on cp_orange randomizer. Litterally played 22 mins without death.
>>144704865
thanks. ill probably look into it tomorrow though.
>>144706734
kk, best of luck.
>>144705601
also another one i found
even huntsman isn't as bullshit as this
>>144707207
ryuke a nice
>>144707385
yeah he is a pretty solid dude
>>144707372
>>144694537
I could do the same with Soldier.
I played overwatch on us servers
seems like you guys don't have a problem using voice
but instead of callouts you are doing small talk or
makung non-useful noise ("get on the point")
>>144704276
I enjoyed Lucio and Zenyata in the beta
Fuck McCree tho
>>144706182
Screencap or it didn't happen
hows the weather over there
>>144704276
stun is a god awful mechanic
especially that q button god
>>144704276
I was interested in playing it sort of, but everything I read about it makes it sounds like dildos.
I won't argue with >>144707372, but >>144708995 happens in every game, even TF2. Lag sucks.
>>144711457
The game has autoaim that you cannot turn off. Lag is one thing but in this case the game is literally aiming for you.
>>144708995
This just looks like the game compensating for the speed of the mouse. Unfortunately we don't live in a world where everyone's connections are instantaneously processed so a lot of games make assumptions as to where a crosshair will be when attacking to make up for the gaps where information isn't being received or sent which looks like what happened here.
Is it true that a medic is as good as his team?
what are the signs of a really good medic?
really bad?
anybody here love overwatch and tf2?
I love overwatch but theres just not enough gamemodes and variety or comp yet.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698999117
I put up a guide on how to test workshop maps locally, let me know if I missed something, if the methods don't work, or if something was unclear.
>>144713616
A medic is a multiplier
Even multiplied, shit is still shit
>>144714338
but then, shouldnt every medic have the same skill?
what makes a good medic?
>>144714527
How high the multiplier is, and for how long he can give it to you.
>>144653489
Nobody plays him in comp due to the low mobility of the pyro itself.
While he can be useful to discourage sticky spam and bombing soldiers so long as he's fairly good often times due to the class being considered bad most comp players don't have much practice with him and simply deal with the problem with airshots and spacing.
>>144714580
makes sense. I've been pubstomping a lot as medic but then I was invited by some random guy to go to lobbies and I just kept dying ambushed by scout/soldier combos cause my tea wasnt there and I felt bad. It was my first lobby experience so I was wondering. thanks.
>>144714527
Medic doesn't have too many things to showcase skill since medic doesn't really require skill.
A part of it is game sense and prediction which you can only tell by prolonged play.
And i guess crusader's aim.
I mean if you can't find a "good" medic for your comp team don't worry because you have to be mentally retarded to be a "bad" medic.
>>144713616
depends on the medic
a good (skilled/competent) medic can shove their medigun up a pocket's ass and neglect everyone else
even a bad medic can change the flow of the game if they buff competent players
either way, it won't mean much if the enemy team constantly focuses the med down and he can't be protected by teammates
>hey i want to sell some shit and use crap.tf for once!
>its down
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>144715034
i use blutsauger to barrage an incoming enemy and i get kills and escapes that way.
I cant use the crusader actually, all I know is that I heal a lot and that I'm not dying a lot in pubs.
But does this mean that a guy like shade has less skill than a guy like b4nny cause he plays soldier/demo?
>>144715138
isnt neglecting other players one of the signs of a bad medic? ultimately if you let everyone else die, theyll come for you anyways and kill you and your pocket
alright /tf2g/, what to you think of this 'weapon' idea
The Rearview Mirror
>+adds a small window at the top of the screen to see behind you
<-takes melee slot
Equipable by medic and sniper
>>144714527
A good medic keeps your ass alive and fighting
A good medic has the game sense of lmaobox scripts
A good medic is non-stop communicating with his team
A good medic knows what situations require which mediguns
A good medic has unusual hats
>>144716119
>Doesn't have Unusuals for medic
>Just has a Austraium Medi-Gun
Does this count?
stock revolver is so hot
>>144694304
"Les moutons de l'éspace": french community server with map rotation, good players and disable crits. I played on this server two days ago, I can't remember the last time I had so much fun playing this game.
>>144715892
maybe,skill is objective,2 different classes can't just be compared in terms of skill levels
And if you actually want to play competitive you're probably going to have to learn the crusader's because,unlike pubs people on those teams are hard trained to kill you and you won't kill anything,so don't take a weapon that aids you in combat and instead one that aids your team.People use the crusaders for long range heals.Also it's easier to just stay back and take pot shots.
>>144715892
I guess an effective medic isn't necessarily competent, and vice versa
that being said, an effective medic spreads heals, doesn't neglect teammates, and keeps everyone alive, including himself
the crossbow is extremely nice to have because it allows both burst heals and healing at a distance, both of which can save lives and potentially the game
however, the blut is better for self preservation if you're under a lot of pressure or your pocket dies all the time
effective medics tend to do the following:
pop it, don't drop it
use their pockets to absorb damage for them
run ahead of their pocket while ubered to absorb sentry knockback
watch their backs while their pocket watches the front (communication is key here)
watch for injured teammates (auto-call can be nice)
know when to back out--sometimes it is better to abandon your pocket than get killed, especially if your pocket is retarded or overextends
there is such a thing as a bad pocket, but doing your best as a medic will minimize the detriment
sometimes even the best medic can't save a shitty team, but sometimes the shittiest medic can make all the difference
>>144716831
thank you for your answer
>>144718286
>hey you know a worse version of a game already out is out for $60 on release when it's also inevitably going to shift to free to play once the hype dies down right
i know it's bait, but you still need to fuck off
>>144718696
tf2 isn't even a game anymore, but let's pretend it is for a sec
if overwatch were worse than the "game" tf2, how come everyone paid $40 for it and didn't turn back to hat shitulator afterwards?
checkmate, hatheists
i cant argue with someone that uses a mixture of semi-serious arguments and silly memes
you cant argue period because there's nothing to argue about
riot games just released a better looking, none-pay to win, actually skill intensive version of your game and everyone is loving it
why is this thread even here?
Post Memes
>The feel when people don't relish engine is the best class when he has the highest skill level
>the feel when people forget he is the best class because walls don't stop him
>the feel when you have 12 dominantions and and the whole enemie team becomes spies
>the feel when you have the highest score on the server and you have only been there for a few minutes
>the feel when people accuse you of exploiting and kick you
Greetings comrades many time since last visit, tell me brothers, which is best gun for Engy? Is free item or no?
>>144718896
because they're being suckered by marketing, hype and waifus. i don't know if you know this, but games tend to thrive on impulse buys on release. also it's got the blizzard name stapled onto it so of course retards are going to eat it up.
>>144720018
if you can actually aim, widowmaker is pretty much a direct upgrade, otherwise rescue ranger is good for keeping buildings alive
>>144720168
It's funner than TF2 is now. I uninstalled TF2 on release day after selling all my shit on the market.
TF2 was great once. Servers were actually good and regularly filled. But the thing about the old days is.. They're the old days. I've moved on.
>>144716308
If it's worth <20 keys then yes
Unusuals are still required though, you're nothing without the particle effect outlining your head
>>144720018
Widowmaker with Gunslinger
Rescue Ranger with stock/Southern Hospitality
>>144720298
Overwatch is literally "fun with friends" tier, and guess what happens when your friends stop playing
>>144720336
Fuck, that's supposed to be >20 keys
>>144720168
i don't know if you know this, but your game is literally meaningless now
>>144719585
over done
>>144720701
>guys a shinier version of your game came out with waifus so you're not allowed to talk about your old good game anymore
we have enough retards shitting up this general as it is, have fun having your flavor of the month clone aim for you
>>144718896
Overwatch is not of very fun, no long gameplay, boring. I am prefer hat over watch, is like sad retry, not of good.
>>144719836
sell me ur gold rench pls i will pay u through paypal u go first but i need u to giv to frend first to see if it is gifted or not
Post scouts? I need ideas.
Unusual ponytail when
>>144724821
i woke up
>>144724821
>>144724821
>>144724821
>>144725653
>>144725785
y'know the bombing run wouldn't look so bad if it was actually round instead of making scout's head look like the tip of an egg
>>144725973
If it at least came with goggles, I think. Being nearly forced to use planeswalkers makes it a 1 for 2 terribledeal.
postips gottis
team fortress two
mfw i CRY
there, there..
oh
my tf2gfu came online
*wipes tears*
>>144724821
>>144724821
THERE, THERE!
>>144725653
>>144725785
U G L Y
G
L
Y
>>144727531
>>144728069
>>144725694
>>144726141
>>144725653
>>144724946
trash
ugly
disgusting
obnoxious
terrible
bad
horrible
>>144725785
somewhat ok
>>144728747
Post yours then
Since all the fags left for the meme game whose name I will not say, a new generation of tf2gs will take over and we will clean up this thread
>>144729278
calm down you mega autist he's obviously fucking around
>>144729457
nobody left for overmeme
>>144624419
wasn't it supposed to be sorted by mains?
>>144613972
whats the eta
im assuming atleast a month and a half if you want to get cockpilot to do the guitaring and or singing
feam tortress fwo
Scout is the best girl
>>144729941
I'll be singer I have a great voice
who was this
>>144715964
Nice.
What about this?
Take Scout's secondary slot, and makes it so that if he takes 10 damage, that damage is healed, his primary weapon is given two bullets and reloaded, and his jumps are reset, then it won't happen again for a little while. Then it'd have some downsides.
Basically, it would let you fly with the atomizer and the Force-A-Nature.
>>144731515
id?
vocaroo?
>>144729457
i just played a tf2 badwater pub, it makes me rage less than soloq (actually it doesn't make me rage at all cause i basically own every1)
Show me your best memes, come on
>>144731515
narrate me an erotic sniper tale
i once saw viva irl but didn't say anything
will i still be able to aim when im no longer
young and beautiful
>>144732091
>tfw tf2 won't get as much character as overwatch because the comic is dead
the author is probably playing ow
>>144732091
no
find another hobby
http://tf2r.com/k1bzv3s.html
>>144731540
what the fuck
>>144724821
>>144733284
Presumably from when jewing wasn't dead.
>these scouts with no unusuals
>>144732840
is it really your birthday
fuck the patriot peak
team captain all class when
>people give gifts instead of receive them on birthday
i remember going to my friend's bithday once and he gave out many gifts to everyone
it was weird but we were like 8 at the time so idk
>people who give gifts to random awful people for no particular reason
i will never understand why people raffle
>>144733813
Yes.
>>144737083
happy bday
and thanks for the big raffu but like
why
>>144735953
Why though
PP is a direct upgrade
>>144737227
Why not?
>>144737442
It looks bad on half the classes, and most of the unique emblems are ugly.
>>144737457
>>144736427
it's your birthday
usually people get gifts instead of giving them
>>144737559
That's just, like
>>144737680
Okay.
>>144737716
That set looks so bad.
>>144737805
Opinion hour at the peanut gallery
>>144737908
Except this opinion is objective fact. That set looks bad.
>this opinion is a fact
>opinion
>fact
uhhhh
Fact: Im the best
what do you mean
after almost a year bible.tf has enabled unusual weapon pricing
come visit scrap.tf to buy
Fuck off, kike.
>>144710231
For some reason i didnt take ingame screenshot.
>2016
>Using gifs
>>144738550
I've heard about you!
>>144737969
>except this opinion is subjective
I fixed it for you
>>144738917
why does this look like you took a picture of a badly printed paper
>tfw f2p medics on your team that use the wrong uber to counter the last point defended by 3 sentries
So it is actually possible to be bad at this class
>>144738550
What does this post even mean
>>144739640
your gif sucks
you should have made a webm
>>144738381
What does this post even mean
>>144739723
I've seen tons of bad medics. Medics that pop at the wrong moment, medics that are constantly being backstabbed, medics that try to take down a sentry with the quick fix or vaccinator, medics that uber a fucking pyro instead of the demo when dealing with a sentry, etc.
>>144739910
>medics that uber a fucking pyro instead of the demo when dealing with a sentry
I've had dozens of games where the only player I think is competent is a pyro, because the retarded demos can't figure out how to destroy sentries.
>>144740303
It was on that cliff right above the tunnel on BLU first spawn on Badwater. That pyro didn't stand a chance, the med ubered him at the bottom.
>>144739782
i think its a good gif !
>>144741725
are you french?
Is it valve's fault that most pubs look like this? Making the good classes too boring?
>>144742120
they're not boring, they're just hard
>>144742228
>Soldier
>Demo
>Pyro
>Heavy
>Hard
>>144741972
i am not !
>>144742345
can you do badlands rollout as demo
>>144742345
>>pyro
>>heavy
he said GOOD classes
i can understand why someone would think that soldier is easy, but that's objectively wrong
and lmao if you think demo is easy you're just a pub shitter that probably complains about sticky spam along with everything that kills you
>>144742630
I heard that putting a space between a word and punctuation like "not !" is common in france
144742345
bait do no reply
After some brain storming I have come to the conclusion that pyro is the hardest class in tf2,she's so underpowered and it's impossible to do anything against anyone with a brain.
bad =/= hard
Spy is even weaker than pyro, but at least he requires a bit more skill.
keyword: a bit
>>144732681
I'm thinking about doing a cycle of test and basically be a professional bodybuilder in order to retain my fps skill
>>144742910
mon dieu ! i thought it was funny because some non native english speakers kinda sound like that !
what do yo think of my unbox ladys
>>144743689
huh? is something wrong with that sentence
>>144743771
???
>>144743771
nice1 dude
so this human dude played 3.4 hours of tf2 the last 2 weeks and she only has like 450 hours total
are you fucking me
i do not understand
this person
>>144743771
rafflef
>>144744054
>she
Lol nice one man
>>144744054
>dude
:x
>yfw matchmaking
>>144744054
underage attentionwhore
also pic related
>>144744279
i think he is a 48 year old memer from finland
>>144743815
whats wrong my friend
What's the hardest class and also give a good reason why in your post
>>144744650
nevermind, i misread something
>>144744054
i wouldn't be surprised is at least 1/3 of epicgirl1998 was true
>>144744773
my tf2g pals say i'm epic
I have dealt a high amount of damage to an enemy player by hitting all the pellets from one Scattergun shot 8)
>>144744668
the hardest class is demoman
-numlocked
>>144744668
either demo or sniper
>give a good reason why in your post
no im lazy just believe me
>>144744969
thats known as meatshot, a term popularized by the american scout and ex-quake player carnage, a generic douche bag that now plays overwatch
>>144745283
he has no viewers though
cause he sux
*is sad*
>>144744668
demo and not sniper
because it's humanly possible to hit all pipes but not humanly possible to hit every headshot
>>144745420
he was cooler in the quake days
the only reason he was popular in TF2 is that he was the greatest scout in the game for some time (garbage by todays standards)
>>144745473
there, there..
>>144745586
mfw i CRY
Heavy best class
Debate me
>>144745569
don't you think that he got worse by not practicing and aging?
>>144745520
it's not humanly possible to hit every pipe though
it's way harder to hit a projectile with an arc on a moving target that you have to predict than clicking a head
that's why i think sniper AND demo both the hardest classes
Why do you all hate Pyro?
pyro is just a misunderstood girl
>>144745647
mfw i see you hurting
why the fuck are you namefagging as geel
it's unfunny and unnecessary
>>144746035
i am geel
trip is perma banned
>>144746297
why
im gay
uwu
>>144746297
sure you are
prove it or fuck off
u.u
>>144742120
the idea of being a lonewolf assassin who don't need no team appeals to kiddos
that's it
i wish i was jesse's footrest
>>144745680
The fact that there are no interesting unlocks means that there's not much variation to the class. There is only really one playstyle as all his primary weapons are miniguns.
Often relies on other classes for health/speed buffs to do well. It's harder to pub stomp as a lone wolf heavy than a solo scout/soldier/demo/sniper
Lowest amount of skill based movement for any class.
Personality wise he's ok if you want to look at it from that perspective. He's better in the comics where he's not a retard but community content seems to love going the other way which ruins it slightly.
Cosmetic wise, I've never really seen a heavy set that looks particularly good. It's all either fairly boring or a set e.g. father christmas.
He also has the worst meet the team video
>>144745746
that too
but even if he was TF2 as his peak performance today, he wouldnt be even half as good as clockwork or even eu scouts
hey hopefully u have good fukin day :&
thank u based paco
>>144746664
>even eu scouts
what is THAT supposed to mean
>>144746582
What new weapons would you give him?
>>144746582
He was the first "meet the," give them a little credit it was a learning experience.
i miss joshua "black coffee" "jones" coffey
>>144746851
I know people throw around the idea of a riot shiled a lot. It would be a way to promote shotgun heavies but I'm not sure how interesting that would be.
Maybe something like a minigun that you can charge up to deal more damage but has acts more like a fast projectile than hitscan.
I think any idea I could come up with would just be trying to transform heavy into a different class though.
>>144746869
True, I also remembered about meet the soldier which is pretty bad too.
Still a great format for trailers though.
I find Heavy fun because you never really have that stress of "Im useless here" or "I cant push out" that you have with other classes, especially Scout who is my main. You just mow people down, peak sentries and be a one man army. Even without a medic its quite easy to survive
why does my head itch every time i die
I just noticed that im scratching it every single time i die
what's up with that seriously
>>144747604
you have lice idiot
>>144747604
It's been itching the whole time
You're just in thesubspace
>>144747563
That's a lot to think about for being a walking sentry
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d7/Soldier_laughshort02.wav?t=20110207201039
>Texas is soo
what did he mean by this?
>>144742774
>pyro
>heavy
>not good in pubs
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/2f/Sniper_meleedare04.wav?t=20100625223453
what did he mean by this
Does anyone else think soldier is boring
Every time I play him I end up carrying and getting bored
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e6/Soldier_PickAxeTaunt05.wav
>>144748080
>pubs
please try to answer seriously to my posts
>>144747280
maybe the riot shield does some sort of bash that depletes ammunition from the target
Maybe it's just a version of Power Armor that keeps you at a pace not nearly as slow as a rev up but still obnoxious, with a couple of boost powers to balance the speed, maybe bullet damage reduction to survive multiple headshots
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/12/Plng_give_contract_rare_scout_01.mp3?t=20150703014534
what did she mean by this?
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/01/Spy_specialcompleted03.wav?t=20100625222506
l-lewd...
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/5a/Scout_taunt_head_pain_11.wav?t=20140620234044
>///<
>>144748263
but the subject was pubs anon.
please pay attention.
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/56/Medic_jeers05.wav?t=20100625234232
>>144747563
looks like a cool hardcore punk band album cover
none of this current year over produced bs "hardcore" tho
>>144748708
o i didn't realize
then lmao who cares
it's not like winning matters in pubs, just let the kids play whichever class they like
mmph.......!
>>144749185
i like stroking this part of cats, it's really soft
*mmphs too*
im going to airblast these mmphers off a cliff
>>144749361
>>144749430
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/20/Plng_give_contract_rare_pyro_04.mp3?t=20150703014541
I bet you can not count to 5
1
you were right
we can't
im dumb
x.x
>>144749764
I only ever need to count to 2 because that's how many shots it takes to 'meat the medic' if you know what i mean
any1 wanna get pocketed
post id
eu na au sa whatever
>>144750253
id/videogamesvideogames
you are not me
>>144750516
shutup
furry fuck
I remind myself daily of my choices and strength in life but some people just wanna talk about gay doctors
>>144750516
me except i never get dick
i always get dick
i wish i was you
Who is the saddest person here?
me
>>144751019
viva
he raffles shitty unusuals so that he could shit talk people in raffles
sad sad little man
>>144751019
Prolly xion or sbt
we are all the saddest
>>144751143
Pretty sure you mean vibri since I never raffle unusuals, and I do all my shit talking here
u.u
>>144751143
i can't even tell if you're joking or retarded but anyways, that's vibri, not viva
>>144751174
why xion?
>>144751325
i don't care enough to know who is it honestly
>>144751325
He's a furry, his parents are dead, and he's from Brazil
whos sbt and why is he sad
>>144751484
At least he's not a spic
>>144751019
gasol
poor
addicted to smoking
mains spy
still bad after 4k hours
dates an underage girl on the internet
>>144751792
He's a furry. He's 26 or 27 years old. He's lonely as fuck. He's contemplated suicide plenty before. He erps with other suicidal gay furries
>>144751906
And at least I'm not full Mexican either. Just half
But at least I live in the wonderful city of Brooklyn, New York instead of the bum fuck murderous slums of Brazil
date me
did steam community market just take a huge shit
i am the best
>>144752209
Alright, you win, he's worse
>>144752209
>He erps with other suicidal gay furries
how do i get in touch with him
Yo the dude might suck dead rat dick for fun but don't shit on someone for not having their parents
Either you're going to die before your parents and they get to have their own existential crises or your parents die before you do.
Using that as a basis for ridicule is like admitting you're an immature manlet
>>144752209
>He's 26 or 27 years old
lmao isnt he like 16
>>144752581
If he's a 16 yr old suicidal Brazillian with no parents I'm giving him a huge amount of credit for not listening to whoever is telling him to kill himself
>>144752257
I can't get on either. Or see my inventory.
>>144752782
he's referring to sbt, silly
OS questions
http://www.strawpoll.me/10421997
http://www.strawpoll.me/10421998
All new cosmetics are TRASH
Salty fuckboys make my life worth living
>>144752987
You don't even need to say it. When they forget what they've already done and name two hats the same name they've just given up.
>>144753248
wich name did they use twice?
i personally think they should have stopped adding hats after there were 10 (cheaters lament introduction)
airdog < copilot
>>144753473
Skullcap and Dead Head (Formally Skullcap)
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Why are buds 2-3 keys now? Are they no longer a currency?
When I stopped trading shit was 20+ keys.
>>144753473
>>144753946
also snow stompers, then turned into storm stompers
>>144753473
Skull Cap. The Dead Head was supposed to be named that before someone born before 2014 remembered
>>144754215
Lol didn't know about that one
what should i do with my life
Whoever made this should be dead now
dont end it
whore yourself in the /trash/ thread
>valve simultaneously break all sites by changing the API or the login link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAT15I-QnBY
>>144754770
It looks like a child who had grown up wearing fake armor and still doesn't know how to dress themselves
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