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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk/edit?pref=2&pli=1

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/gH4rgTw1

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
FIRE IN THE HOLE edition
Old bread >>144426063
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>>144444625
When your trap gets triggered and you're too far away
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here come dat tranquility
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>>144444312
Tanks aren't required in pubs
D.vas are useless, roadhog isn't a tank
Most bastions just end up absorbing damage that would have missed anyway
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>>144444768
>t. shadman
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Why is Lucio so much fun to play. I love feeling the rhythm so much
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i will always pick the worst possible class on every map and sabotage your team on purpose, get fucked nerds
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just dodge his stun
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mirror mirror on the wall who is the most autistic of them all
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>>144444862
same, why should I constantly have to support/tank for you DPS nerds
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The only truth that I could see

Mercy has come for me
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>>144444875
He stunned your legs obviously
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>>144444810
can't be, it's not pierced.
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Post Mercy.
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>>144444625
How do i get good with tracer?
I keep dying and her teleport shit sends me all over the place.
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>>144444768
Is that a Shadbase asshole?
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Reminder to attack the enemies whenever your tank charges into disrupt them, you have like 5-10 seconds of complete freedom to shoot and you don't even need to go near them. Please don't let your tank die in vain.

Also the Stillborn general just got autosaged to death and this thread killed it. I kind of feel bad
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>>144444784
Im still hype about pic related
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https://discord.gg/013MQC1ro5YOrGYu7

Discord up
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>>144444984
I know his assholes, that's a shad asshole.
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>>144444810

>>144445035
you know your ass holes
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>>144445048
nah get fucked, i want my team to lose
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FORCED
FIFTY
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>Playing Lucio
>Teammates getting headshot left and right, can barely push past the point
>Wall ride up and kill her
>Actually get to cap the point now
>"We would have gotten it way faster if Lucio just stayed with us"
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I don't understand why you fucking scrubs are complaining about Hanzos and not having a support
Bitch I will play what a fucking want and I just so happen to wreck at Hanzo
Maybe you faggots have never seen good Hanzos at your low mmr matches.

Besides if you want healing go find a fucking med pack or pick soldier 76. Hanzo provides plenty of support utility anyway with his ult zone control and sonic arrows for vision

Stop trash talking and actually play the game better without relying on your support crutches
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>>144445112
Anon please.
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>>144445019
mercy looks pretty cute with her hair down
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kinda sucks I'm playing support more than anything else
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>>144445101
I recognize that dreadful artstyle anywhere
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Threadly reminder that Phara is an amputee and no twitter posts from any PR monkeys will trump the actual model.
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>>144445189
fuck you nigger
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>gold objective time
>gold objective kills
>no medal for eliminations

what the FUCK were my team even doing before i got backfilled with 2 minutes left on point
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There is nothing wrong with ilios.
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>tfw finally good at Tracer

https://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM

Holy shit this is so fun
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>>144445019
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>>144445021
PLEASE RESPOND
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Seven. I have joined seven games that have been in-progress, 10 seconds left on the clock and my team is losing. This is getting ridiculous.
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Omnic waifus when?
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>>144444862
Are you the one that blocked me with an ice wall right as I activated tactical visor?
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I want to protect those smiles
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>>144444875

The fucked up thing is that they said they're going to rework his fan damage and said nothing about flashbang, the actual fucked up part

imo they should make flashbang not an aoe (meaning he actually needs to hit people with it) and remove the reload from roll but make it like 20% longer distance and reduce the cooldown by a couple seconds
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>>144445243
but the model shows that she has her limbs, these screencaps are hurting your cause, not helping it
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>get the game expecting to only really like D.va, Phara and maybe Zenyatta
>absolutely shit at D.va and Zenyatta feels like too weak of a healer
>try out Mercy at the behest of my team

Holy SHIT she's fun why is a basic bitch healer so god damn cool
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WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
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>>144445320
>who is zenyatta
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>>144445280
>good at tracer
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>>144445243
>You will never push your shit fetish so hard that you won't allow the people who made the game to defeat your retarded head canon
Stay based dude
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>>144445307

Flank all day. You probably won't kill anything.
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>>144445075
MOTHERFUCKER
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>>144445019
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I always feel bad for reinhardts in these situations
they know what's coming
the hog
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>>144445320
Those are male Omnics dressed as women.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Some_Like_It_Hot
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>level 31
>match against premade 50+ group
>our team loses on last point with 4m to go
>everyone loses their shit and start throwing insults in chat

The game was pretty fun at least
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>>144445048

>it's a "Our Reinhardt is a fucking idiot" episode again
>Quickly followed by a "so is theirs episode" as the enemy Reinhardt also charges asthe sight of a charging rival enrages him

every fucking reinhardt ever i swear to god
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>>144445351
brown + brown is boring and yuri sucks unless it's some kind of super fucked up degenerate fetish because of gap moe

>>144445402
could have been a turret, another riptire or himself
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Best Genji skin? No sandnigger though, am from Europe and have mild issues with them.
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Which victory pose for Valk Mercy?
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>>144445329
yes, and i will be in every game you join and there's nothing you can do about it
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At this point, Overwatch has lost some of the wind in its sails since the launch hype has died down. If I were Blizzard, this is the point where I would announce some new content in the form of maps/characters/game modes/skins/features. Or do you think they're holding out a bit longer?
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>>144445449
LUL
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>>144445075
>>144445449
you guys do realize that all this means is that you play him way more than anybody else?

It doesnt actually mean you're good
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>>144445243
She's like a Kamen rider who has her body replaced by a powered exoskeleton.

Or like samus.
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>>144445492
That makes it even hotter desu
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>>144445442
>you probably won't kill anything
i've got 13 elims last match but still.
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>>144445527

Carbon Fibre and Chrome are nice.
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>>144445527
no genji skin is best genji skin
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>be level 30
>get matched with level 90s
>literally cannot do anything because no matter how fast I jump around the enemy widowmaker, junkrat, soldier etc can all hit me with 100% accuracy and take me down within 2 seconds of entering their line of sight

I am absolutely loving this meme
it is a quality meme indeed
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>Trying to matchmake in australia
>1:00:00 elapsed time
ebin
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>>144445075
>>144445449
>Top 400
>of a hero nobody plays
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>>144445503
>match against premade 50+ group
>everyone loses their shit and start throwing insults in chat

You know how I know you're lying?
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>>144445471
how hard were you mashing that Q
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>>144445509
this is my favorite part of the game
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>>144445280
>>good at Tracer

wew, you want a pat on the back?
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>KotH
>Enemy team wins two rounds out of three
>Point is tossed around between the teams a lot, good play from everyone all around
>That one guy who yells about how bad his team is

I know losing isn't that fun but don't be that fucking guy
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>>144445449
sub 399 scrub don't talk to me
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>two duplicate sprays
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>>144445671
How? My team was arguing with each other
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>>144445509
>not charging the charging rein so that both of you get stunned instead of you getting pinned and murdered
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>>144445243

it's been over 2 weeks dude. time to get off suicide watch. it was a shitty ride, and it's over.
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Is mei fun to play?
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>>144445615

I meant like soloing someone. You always have to rely on others to pick off the people you pepper.
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>>144445527
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>>144445509
>tfw 37% win with rein
I don't like playing him but nobody else wants to pick him so I have to
next time I'll just go winston
better pick up zarya or something
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>>144445615
no you didn't.
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>tfw there's already bunch of obvious low level alt faggots feeding blizzard for this shit game
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So, McCree and Lucio are in MUST PICK tier, any others?
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>>144445509
You're supposed to counter charge the enemy reinhardt or he will pin you. If you both collide you both get knocked down instead.
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>>144444625
How do I git gut at shooters, /owg/? I do not have a single character it top 1000 on Master Overwatch (best is 1200 Widow) and I am scored merely rank 3.5k. I feel anxious queuing for games since I feel I will be letting my team down. I resorted to playing Reinhardt or Mercy, but it feels like I will never improve if I just play them. Level 65 now at 70 hours.
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>>144445509
>People interrupting Reinhardt fights

ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME
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>>144445474
Roadhog question : After hooking, should you aim straight for the midriff or up towards the head? Sometimes It's difficult since it's hard to tell where the target will end up until they're fully pulled
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>Game where everyone went Reinhardt
this is the most fun I've ever had in this game
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Anyone have any guides for genji on how to do the long jump?

I can't seem to get the timing right.
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>>144445590
Her entire body? Let's not get carried away. The only thing we can really see that indicates anything missing are those ridiculous joints.

Show me Samus/the suit with joints like that and i'll believe you MOLTEN COOOOOOORE percent, famalam.
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Daily reminder: "I am top 500, bitches!" translates to "I am a NEET and I don't like taking showers"
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>>144445780
don't bother dude, they're on too much anti-depression meds to tell fiction from reality
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>>144445434
>>144445698

I think you guys are misunderstanding my point here

I'm not trying to brag

I'm just saying I finally figured her out and I'm having a great time with her
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>6 man riptire kill
>THANKS spray on wall
>get PotG
>spray is just the base spray in replay

why though
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>>144445019
Titty Mercy.
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>>144445714
Losing 50+ elim games when the next highest has less than half that makes me the saltiest cunt imaginable.
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>>144445509
But that's how you deal with a charging Rein as a Rein.
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>>144445272
King of the hill maps are fucking cancer.
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>>144445970
>i am a top 5000
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>>144445903
Body. Aiming for the head will make some of the spray miss.

Hook > Hold left click to fire as soon as possible > Melee if needed
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>>144445019
God bless for best mercy skin
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>>144445768
They don't match premade groups with solo, just duos
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i just hooked and shotgunned a junkrat rip tire. feels real good.
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>My friend gets a legendary on my main
>I get a legendary on his

BLIZZARD PLEASE
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>>144445474
wow that was really bad, you should probably uninstall the game
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>>144445509

I swear Reinhardt players are so weird. Whenever a reinhardt sees another reinhardt they go into fucking rage mode.

I've seen Reinhardts abandon all reason to fight the other reinhardt.
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>>144446003
maybe you should stop being such an egotistical douchebag, and focus the objective
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>>144446003
>Think you did well
>There's at least three people on your team who did better
fuck
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Who is the best hero to carry Shitters with?
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I love this skin
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>>144445970

I just showered though
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>>144446067
literally doesnt matter

You could have a 100% WR with a champion, get gold medals every single match but only played him 30 matches.
You still wouldnt even be ranked on that shitty website
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>>144446116
>my younger brother has never opened a legendary on his acc
>I have opened 5 on mine
>he asks me to open one of my boxes
>gets me a legendary for my main

Thanks bro
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>>144446161
Lucio, unequivocally.
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>>144446128
It's to assert dominance over the other Reinhart. You will understand when you play as Reinhart
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>>144445365

>and remove the reload from roll

eat shit
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>>144446185
Only thing I dislike about it is the axe
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>>144445868
Map knowledge
Knowing when to push/when to retreat
Baiting/waiting for enemies to use their abilites
Being able to hit shit when you want
Should have started playing shooters earlier.
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>>144446145
Oh yeah, forgot to mention. I almost always have most objective time/kills too.
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>>144445903

Aim lower neck. Biggest failure margin, good damage.
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who here /bored/?
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>>144446128
hell yeah and it's the best thing ever
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>>144446118
were you the widow?
sorry senpai
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>>144446229
> Who is Torb
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>>144446148
>not getting most healing as lucio
>4.8k average healing as lucio
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why can't torj's turret count as an elimination, taking one out tends to do far more damage to me than taking out a torj
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>>144446128
This is how it always has been and always will be.
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>>144446185

>tfw get blackhardt from a chest instead of TTGLhardt
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>>144446229
who is that semen demon?
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>>144446238

>Reinhardts are literally silverback gorillas
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>>144446229
the only hero that can deal with her is mcree.
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>>144446229
I think Tracer might suffer from the same issue as the TF2 spy.
A semi-competent team will shut her down pretty hard.
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>join match
>10 seconds remaining
>defeat


really wtf
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>battleborn general
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>>144446148

dude medals dont show on the hero specific stats, they only show on the summary
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guys somebody tell me that player ranking site again
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>>144445962
You can clearly see that samus does not have the physical proportions to move her arms in the power suit, so asking for the joints is somewhat moot. Samus can take her helmet off while in her power suit just like pharah can.

Yes, from the neck down they are both powered exoskeletons while in their power armor.
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>>144446185
ROW ROW
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>>144446213
>Using total score as rank

STOP DOING THIS YOU SHITHOUSES /MIN IS THE SKILL SCORE
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>>144446297
loooool you're not even trolling, you actually think that was a good play
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>>144445365
>Rename flashbang to pocket sand
>has to actually hit the person to stun them.
I want this.
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>>144446090
>not following the team leader
>not playing smart and sticking with a tank that can literally eat damage
>being a hanzo main
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>>144446148
>Sound Barriers Provided:16
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>>144446321
Same w/ Dva's mech

> tfw you do all of the work killing Dva's mech and someone instagibs Dva before you can do any damage to her
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how do I get sick with Mother Russia
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>>144446238

So it's a penis thing. As a pharah main I can relate. As soon as you spot the enemy team pharah you have to forget everything about target priority and start air jousting.
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>>144446312
she can harass you at range and one shot your sentry with her ult
also shit doesn't work on koth where she's strongest
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>>144446424
Sorry my webm triggered you ^_^
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>>144446096
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>>144446241
I personally love the axe, but I respect your opinion
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>>144445365

Just make the flashbang work like a fucking flashbang

Momentarily blind the player instead of fucking stunlock them
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>>144446128
ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME

CATCH PHRASE

ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME
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>>144446339
Superior Lazengan.
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best widowmaker skin ?
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6v6 reindhart match when?
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>>144446368
>Go to /vg/ catalog
>ctrl+f battleborn
>not even any battleborn threads
kek
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Is anything in the origins edition actually worth getting? Might pick this up, I loved TF2 back before hats
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>>144446353
It's hard to explain anon. When you see another Rein you just want to kill him no matter what, the other Rein feels this too.
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>>144446185

Seig it.
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>>144446546
Huntress.
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>>144446546
sat on my balls-maker
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>Hanamura
>2nd point
>Team keeps going around the left side and getting farmed by Mcree/Mei/Widow
>No one trying to flank
>Try to flank
>Corner flashbang Fan the hammer :^) Outskilled
>Can't do anything to break the situation
>Can't leave the boring farmfest or you get the naughty step
fun
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>>144446507
> tracer harassing a torb at range
> torb stands next to turret
> tracer is now only effective every X minutes (ulti on turret)
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>>144446148
The only way to get that many ults off in an 8 minute game is to be playing a custom game. Fuck off with your bullshit.
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Tell me about tracer

Why does she wear the goggles
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>>144446546
I love the Noir skin
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>shitters cry to nerf mccree because they run at him in a hallway and get flashed
>meanwhile widow has a 150 damage 1 second recharge sniper, SMG, mine, and grapple
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>I have Gold on Eliminations and Damage as Zenyatta

Ways you know a loss is imminent.
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I finally found something Bastion is good at

Shitting on people who pick Winston
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>>144446229
>Where is the counterplay?

Orb of discord and pass into the iris you god damn British slut.
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>tfw you are taking the objective and nobody joins you in Glory
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>>144446472
yeah that too, so frustrating taking down a mech from 100 to 0 then getting no elim for it

>>144446128
Charging a rein and taking him out before he charges you is actually a great way to turn the tide from the stalemate of shield v shield
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>>144446312

What about him? If you see one set up just flank him or build ult then blink ult recall. Whats he gonna do? Pop molten core? He just wasted a massive cooldown just to survive a fucking bomb that will be back on his face in 20 seconds.

>>144446356

>shoot mcnigger
>recall
>watch him miss his stun because every mcree faggot is on autopilot
>casually sperg around him and get a free kill while he misses every single fan the hammer shot

Before you tell me "a good mcree will this and that" there are no good mcrees

>>144446357

spy didnt have a infinite amount of death avoiding cooldowns that he could use to bullshit his way out of any situation
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>>144446421
>/MIN IS THE SKILL SCORE
that makes me a good roadhog then
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>>144446546

The 250 credit one that isn't called Patina.
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>>144446654
>run at him in a hallway
More like die to McCree anytime flashbang is off CD, anywhere. I'm indifferent to him being nerfed or kept the same, but you're delusional if you think flashbang+right click is anything but a free kill.
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>>144444796
Supports aren't required in pubs
Zenyattas are useless, symmetra isn't a support
Most players just end up killed by damage that could have been avoided anyway
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>at a level now where all widowmakers are terrifying rape-machines
>have to play le monkey man just so we don't lose every match
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>>144446645
Pretty sure if it was a custom game it wouldn't show me going into another match
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fun /owg/ drinking game

take a shot any time a mccree main responds angrily to nerf suggestions

>how will I know it's a mccree main

you'll know
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>>144446752
good boy
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>>144446779
widow is fucking retarded
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>>144446648
Goes fast and doesn't want the wind to cause her eyes to water.
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>>144446470
It's counting how many people got them, not how many ults you casted.
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>Get put into team full of high 30s/low 40s.
>3 McReeees.
>"Might be okay... hes really OP r-right?"
>They're terrible.
>Still manage game of my life with Lucio and lose.

This game really needs a skill level ranking with each character.
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>>144446242
>should have started playing shooter earlier

i've been playing shooters since i was 9 and i can't aim for shit. there's not much you can do about it if you don't have the ability.
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https://discord.gg/013MQC1ro5YOrGYu7

Discord up
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>>144446752
what site is this again please frens
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>>144446845
But she doesn't move fast technically
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>>144446752
What is score on Master Overwatch determined by even?
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NICE MASK
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10375027/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375027/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375027/
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Threadly reminder that you are only considered a true widowfag if you take a daily dose of colloidal silver.
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>>144446530

It actually does work like a real flashbang currently.
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How deep in the trench am I if potgs like this are possible?
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This figure is an accurate depiction of the hitbox for headshots in this game
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>>144446910
lonelyass tripfags the game, quick a girl get in before that spot is taken
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>>144446353
It's funny because the actual gorilla vs gorilla fights are boring because you both just stare at each other shooting sparks. Unless of course you both have ult
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>>144446421
None of them actually translate to being accurate at all. Score per minute is mostly people who've barely played, overall score is just who has played the most, there's really no accurate way to tell with masteroverwatch.
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>>144446546
I like the 250 credit ones or Huntress.
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>>144446779
NERF WIDOWMAKER
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>>144446939
I play CS:GO like 2 hours a week and haven't played an FPS since BF3.
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I pronounce it "Dee-vee-ay"
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>>144446914
Literally in the OP
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Have you thanked your Reinhardt today?
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> can't check lobby stats
> there is no way of identifying who the shitters are outside of spectating them

Blizzard seriously needs to fix this
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>>144446737
Mcree doesn't have to fight you, all he has to do is stand next to supports and now you can't approach any of them without getting BTFO

>>144446638
>torb stands next to turret
pretty sure she out damages repairs.
either way that a fast flanker class has good range and is able to blow up defenses is pretty fucking retarded.
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>>144446984

If someone hits me with a flashbang, I don't enter a state of muscular paralysis

I can't fucking see
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>>144446645

>>144446885
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>>144446920

Eye protection in a firefight is just good sense, k?
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>>144446387
>using other m models for this argument
other m wasn't correct with anything
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>>144447013
maybe if you're bad at the game
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>die to a Mcree
>check kill cam
>he tries to fan the hammer a mercy at point blank range
>misses every shot, jerked his aim horribly
>final bullet flies off
>headshot

I'm not mad, not mad at all..
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>use soundboard
>no one joins in game team speak to hear my garbag
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Which victory pose for Valk Mercy senpai
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>>144447059
It's probably intended design.
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>>144447009
I'm already in
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>>144446779
>tfw i am better than the vast majority of widowmakers i get matched against
>but i dont want to play widow
>end up switching to widow to punish other widow picks or meme shit like torbjorn spam
>this means I end up playing widow in like 70% of my games
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>>144446368
The creation of this thread killed it. It was pottery I suppose
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>>144447075

A flashbang is an explosive used as a concussive device, you'd be more than just blinded.
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Why is he so great bros?
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>>144447059
working as intended
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>>144447190
Ass
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>>144447069
shes not going to out damage repairs while the turret is wailing away on her.

She's a great counter to Torb with her ulti, other than that the turret renders her near useless if the Torb is good
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>>144447028
>Score per minute is mostly people who've barely played

If you have <100 games then yeah but score/min is objectively better because it divides score by time spent in game. So whoever does more work will be ranked higher.
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POST AUSTRALIANS, M8
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>Playing Junkrat
>McCree flash bangs me, Fans, Rolls and Fans again
>I'm not dead
>So surprised that I'm not dead I just walk away
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>>144446987
Eh.
The Pharah was distracted, the Winston had to relaod but could've easily jumped away. But the Widow missing literally every shot says something

Hard to say
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>>144447128
>fth
>headshot
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>>144447075

Actually you do because the flashbang is a 160 decibel pop or something. It's literally so loud that it shocks your sense of balance.
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>>144447128
Fan cant headshot.
Try again.
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What are you even supposed to do as D.va

She seems like a much shittier Reinhardt with a much better ass

I'm so bad with her but I want to get gud
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>>144445402
WITNESS ME
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>>144447048
>two friends when they started playing the game they called her DEE VEE AY instead of D.Va

this fucking shit grinded my gears i lashed out on them
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>>144447048
I thought it was "diva"?
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>>144446779
I think I just reached that level. I'm not used to seeing competent Widows who actually aim for my turrets.
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>>144447256
>shes not going to out damage repairs while the turret is wailing away on her.
Torbjorns turret doesn't have infinite range
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>>144447326
You pick a different character
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>>144447128
You can't headshot with fan you big lying gay
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>>144447085
They stopped trying to make it a physical suit once ZSS was invented, so right at Prime.

Old Samus looks like Zarya.
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>>144447235
>>144447192
But WHY.

Seriously, I want to know why the fuck my team was so bad

>>144447353
It's ok, I play with people that call her "MeL" and "McCreety"
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>tfw your waifu is never one of the characters with the most fanart

IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>144446987
>Got a triple as Symmetra on a McCancer, 76, and Lucio focusing me
I'm probably deeper than you. Even with his flashbang down, all Brokeback would've had to do is right click and instantly win.
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>>144445903
Usually it's center mass but for reapers you want to aim upper chest a bit so you can one shot their 250 hp easier
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>>144447214
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>>144447216
lmao maybe a pussy ass lil bitch like you would
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>>144447271
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>>144447296
>>144447324
oh well normal shot then, my bad. I assumed it was head because I went down so fast
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>>144447359

It is. She says it herself.
>>
>have a really good, close game
>almost lose
>teammate makes a great play
>win instead
>everyone laughs and has a good time on both teams
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>>144446790
I prefer the Bastion game.

one shot every time someone says Bastion isn't OP
two shots every time someone posts a list of counters
drink until your liver fails every time someone denies that Bastion isn't a character designed for mechanically unskilled players who need a titanic amount of potential damage and infinite self-heal to be able to function properly.
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>>144447389
Torbs turret definitely outranges tracer to do any meaningful damage.
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>>144447256

Tracer can barely outdamage an unattended turret assuming you can somehow get close enough to it to actually damage it.

That turret literally fucks Tracer's gameplan and you have to switch off if nobody can remove it for you
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>>144447326
Harass. You find ways around them, work their backline, use barrier to sustain yourself, and boost out to escape/knock people off cliffs/out of position.
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>>144445019
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>>144447271
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>>144447326
Cover flankers, chew up squishies.
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>this is how big the hitbox on Mei's ice spray is

Literally what the fuck
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>>144447370
Enjoy never having a turret up again if a Widowmaker can see it.
>>
Why does join in progress still exist in multiplayer games? It's a waste of fucking time for the joining player 99.9% of the time. You join, instantly lose, your stats update with a loss and averages you literally could not have done anything about and then you have to sit there waiting for a new game anyway.

It frustrates me to no end that devs think joining in progress fixes the problem of people leaving games, it doesn't, it just makes it far fucking worse for the joining players that have to deal with the shit of a game they could not have affected. Every multiplayer game I've ever stopped playing was because of join in progress and this looks to be no different.
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>>144446128
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
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STOP PICKING GENJI YOU FUCKING NIGGER

YOU SUCK

YOU WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH TO CARRY WITH HIM

THAT TURD SEAGULL ONLY DOES WELL BECAUSE HE HAS A MERCY POCKETING HIM HALF THE GAME WITH PERSONAL REVIVES WHEN HE FUCKS UP

S T O P
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>mccray
>mcgree
how hard is it for people to read
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When will they finally buff D.Va ult? It's complete garbage. It has the slowest charge in the game, and is also the easiest to dodge. Trickshotting it only works a third of the time, it has no value as a zoning ult as its cooldown is too high. It's bullshit that you can dodge 100% of the damage just by hiding behind some plasterboard.
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>>144447389
they dont, but it's certainly longer than tracers

>>144447529
Exactly, it's primarily the reason I usually play Genji on attack now. Tracer just gets shit on by those turrets
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>>144447326
You dick around until her ult is up and then guarantee ~4 seconds of objective progress. You do this 3 times and you get the point!
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>>144445243
>Yfw Pharah is basically Daryl Lorenz

>>144446737
>What about him? If you see one set up just flank him or build ult then blink ult recall. Whats he gonna do?
Shoot you. Torborn can one-shot tracer.
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>>144447580
I actually won a game today that I joined late but you're right
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>>144447053
Maybe.
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>>144447529
Or you can wait until the turret focuses on someone, go in and kill it, and e out if it starts shooting at you. If you're so far extended that your team isn't anywhere near the turret, then you either bide your time or retreat back closer to where the fighting is actually happening.
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>>144446229
>>144446737

>played one game with a character he's never played before against mentally and physically challenged opponents
>wastes his time harassing a thorbjorn turret
>wastes his ult on a thorbjorn turret
>"wew I mastered Tracer insideout shit's easy and has no counterplay, time to shill my ONE game opinion as fact"
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>>144446238
Isn't this the case with most heroes?

Hanzo battles are fucking bullshit though, especially at long range
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>>144447573
Is it the same for the other side?
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>>144447214
I'm sorry
I just wanted a junkrat edition
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>>144447443
pharah has plenty of great art what are you talking about
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>>144446920
How does she go fast then technically?
I'm assuming time travel but how does she blink to a place she had never been before?
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>>144447216
Yeah, you'd also be deafened. But your legs and arms would still work, you could still move and squeeze a trigger.
>>
>>144447439
>but why

This is the same company that has a mute option for their casual online card game, and removed a "sorry" emote for being too BM. They don't want you to see their stats so you can't get angry at them. Gotta stop that ~~toxic online attitude~~
>>
>>144447580
It's quick play you mongo. Your "stats" don't even count losses you mongo.

Go ahead, post the screenshot that shows your quick play losses.

YOU CAN'T

BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID
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>>144447326
>Implying Dva has a better ass than Reinhardt
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>>144447271
>see people talking about Junkrat
>eh i'll try him out
>play him all day today despite having never touched him

I don't want to play anything else
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>Play Junkrat on attack
>Enemy Roadhog hooks me in group of his friends and instakills me
>My suicide grenades detonate and kill Mercy and Zenyatta that were standing next to him
>That'll do Pig, that'll do..
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>>144447573

It's actually sort of awesome because you can do some sick corner shit with that spray.
>>
>>144447506
>get grouped with 5 stack vs a 6 stack
>all 40+ levels higher than me
>comes down to last second
>we survive 4 ults in a row
>their zarya who just switched now has ult and wipes us with two people
>we lose
>were all salty as fuck

It genuinely annoys me that pressing Q quite literally wins you the game half the time
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>>144446790
>first game
>Man mccree is annoying. I can't wait for that nerf to fan
>Then just play him you whining faggot, get good.
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>>144447443
iktf
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>>144447053
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Why is Pharah so bad?

>blast is useless
>staying in the air gets you killed in 2 secs vs hitscan enemies
>ult + rockets do shit dmg

Why play her at all, if you can just reroll McMeme and oneshoot everybody under 235 hp?
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>>144447738
i cant tell if you're retarded or you're trying to troll
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>>144447685
>unironically replying to karu

c'mon
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>>144447710
I was actually waiting for it to die, so good work
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>>144447491
What did he mean by this?
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>>144446356
Good Widowmakers kills her instantly since she dies from a bullet in the foot
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>>144447580
MGO has something like this. If you join a ranked game late it doesn't affect your rank or stats for the entirety of the match but you still get XP.
>>
>>144445449
>>144445075
How do you become ranked on Master Overwatch?
>>
>>144447573
what are your encoder settings?
>>
>>144447710

>All this fanart of soldier 76 being this huge pussy
>Implying he wouldn't slap DVa right in her gook face the moment she backtalked him

This is a man who bashed a thug's head in with a burning pinata
>>
>>144447738
>total quick play games played
>subtract with total quick play games won
>you just got the number for how many quick play games you lost

MUH SMART MUH SMASH
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>>144447818
Screenshot. Now.

Anything that says "Games lost" should do it.
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>>144445958
6 V 6 Winstons is hilarious
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>>144447719
She's not 'blinking' through space, but through time, from what I understand. So she's actually running that distance, just that it's relative to her and not others, so it looks like she's going super fast and crossing vast amounts of space in seconds.
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>>144447443
i don't know how they managed to make egyptian elite security bland and uninteresting but they managed it.
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UNF
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which husbando would you rather see fucking your waifus in porn

cod grandpa
edge man
inarticulate japanese man
inarticulate japanese man w/ sword
dingo
fat dingo
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>>144447573
Could be the hitbox on training bots is larger than the model actually. Doesn't necessarily mean her gun.
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>>144447795
F
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>>144447738
If you can't figure out "Games played" minus "Games won" to figure out your losses I don't know what to tell you.
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>tfw want to play zarya but i literally cannot stand seeing her pink nailpolish

god DAMN i fucking hate nailpolish. why does the best character have the worst fucking skins?
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>>144447691

Zarya vs Zarya is comical, because you have to assert dominance by getting higher energy, which basically means you ignore each other until you accidentally run across each other without someone's shields up.
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>>144447924
total games - wins
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>>144447865
>good widowmakers
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>>144447601
Hanzo i...
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>>144446984
It also doesnt effect McCree, so its stupid to ever use realism as an argument here.
The flashbang needs a smaller range and fth needs less damage so McCree can't melt tanks.
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>>144447502
>I assumed it was head because I went down so fast
>its a headshot because I say it is
>doesn't even look for the RED INDICATOR
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>>144447627
Why do you keep posting this fucking anime character that has nothing to do with overwatch?
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>>144447803
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>>144447925
I want to see 12 tickle cannons.
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>>144446185
>wanted to pierce the heavens
>got stonhardt instead
not the worst fate in all honesty
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>>144445970
>>144446213
haven't taken a shower today desu
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>>144447910
He's nice to kids tho.
This D.va is like seven.
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>>144447946
Would pay money for these skins!
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Where do I check my mmr?
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>>144445281
best ship
>>144445351
best same sex ship
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>>144447843
>Censored version
Why do you even bother
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>>144447984
PC? im sure i played mememachine a couple of days ago
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>>144447601
I've fought a couple of scarily good genjis lately that have torn my shit up sideways, doesn't help i instantly assume they're shit

But yeah the majority are weebs
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>>144447795
>that look downwards when you gave up hope
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>>144447949
Dingo or cod grandpa.
Maybe edge man.

But dingo is best.
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>>144447982
>being below level 25
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why would you ever pbuy a highlight pose for Mercy?
>>
>>
solider 76 is GOD TIER
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>>144447920
>he's getting mad about a stat that literally does not exist
>he's getting mad about a stat that he has to make up to get mad about

Is this...is this autism?

Okay so let's pretend your wacky made up stat does exist. Are you seriously telling me you're judging your skill in Overwatch on a stat that can be affected by joining the non-ranked mode, which can fill you into a game with 5 seconds left? Do you want to brag about being really really skilled at flipping coins or something?
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>>144447271
WAHAHAHAHAH-DOH
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>tfw got a w-w-b-w chest

This is now my 4th favourite OW meme.
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>>144447949
fat dingo. i read a lot of hentai manga so it should fit right in.
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>>144448120
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>>144447601
>on Temple of Anubis
>Attack
>"hey guys we need Genji to kill that Bastion"- guy on my team
>he switches to Genji
>runs into death multiple times
>DEFEAT
Fucking hell.
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>>144447816
Pharah is my most played hero. A direct hit hurts, and she's one of the best at countering turrets and, to a lesser extent, bastions (although requiring 3 direct hits is bullshit). I think she's fine, but I'd like her splash damage to be buffed since it does like one HP segment only.
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>>144446185
First skin that I bought, because it looks like Xing Tian from smite, a game I abandoned
Also it looks like TTGL
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>>144445686
This tbqh
Playing rockem socket robots with other rhiens is the best
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>>144447946
>Hanzo isn't an older, ara ara-tier babe
Faceless cyborg chicks are my fetish, though.
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>>144448105
I don't know who that is but he sucks with mercy
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I have never witnessed such a fucking overpowered snioer in any multiplayer game ever
I have never raged harder in gaem
I mean it
Fucking ever.
I am fucking angry.
Pure fucking rage
I want to burn alive every last smug widowmaker player fucks until the end of the world
Pure anger is what I feel
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>>144447924
You are legit the dumbest person. Played-Wins=Losses.
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>>144448027
>like 30% of people registered (if you with the 7 Million)
>70% missing

How is this ranking accurate? Isn't there a Blizzard ranking?
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>>144448105

>He's never had a 5 man rez

Now, Lucio's hilight intros are fucking useless
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>>144448105
I got Heroes Never Die in a box. It has been used literally one time.
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>>144447663

That strongly assumes you are playing a pretty passive Torb.

The good Torbs knows where you want to go and intentionally puts their turret to area deny you (because good Torbs know that Torb is a shotgun hero that supports his team with armor who also happens to have an area denial ability), forcing you to play like a really subpar S:76
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>>144448084
Yeah PC
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>>144448105
Because everything he said in that tweet is wrong. I've gotten quite a few mercy POTGs, most of the time I don't even deserve it.
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>It's a "there's one guy that will always target you no matter what you pick" episode
>Tfw it's a soldier 76
>Tfw he always auto-aims on you
>Tfw he ults the moment he sees you, even alone
>Tfw you hear "thudthudthudthudthud" constantly as he tries to peg you throughout the entire match

>Tfw you finally accept it and just go to kill other people and let him get fucked by his own counter
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>>144448120
>COD tier
ftfy
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>>144448105
i got a mercy potg literally first game when ow was released. it was just me ressing two people and then shooting dead a bastion that was looking the other way.
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>>144448124
Jesus, see a doctor friend you legitimately have mental problems.

You getting losses in your stats isn't the biggest issue, it's a waste of time joining a game you can't do anything about when you still have to wait for a new game afterwards anyway. You're basically just adding 30 seconds on to your queue time standing in spawn because your game is already ending as you joined.

In fact, I would take 30 second longer queues to not have to deal with other peoples games and only ever join fresh lobbies.
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>>144447949
>>144447949
>>144447949
>>144447949
Important question guys
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>>144448259
>implying not potg from pushing people off cliffs
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> payload on Durado
> our team is getting fucked WRECKED
> enemy team gets payload literally right to the end of the route. Three more seconds of walking and they would deliver it.
> I switch to Winston
> Drive them back with a series of well-placed bubbles and "group ups!" (followed by "understood" replies) that allow my team to form chokepoints
> communicate as my ultimate charges
> when it's charged, I kill half their time with primal gorilla rage and clear the tunnels
> get "thanks!" from multiple team members
> enemy makes a desperate push with two Pharrahs
> I leap over a wall and slam a shield down in front of my entire team
> in the end we hold them off and push the payload back for like 7 minutes and win
> I definitely 100% incontrovertibly won that match for our team
> not even featured in the Top 4

no one but other apes will ever know this feel
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so does this game have any kind of matchmaking or...
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>>144448105
Honestly I've had games where I thought I earned one with a triple kill in a fairly uneventful game, and the POTG goes to a mercy that rezzed two people then got an assist

I'd say I see a mercy POTG every 5-8 matches
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>>144448363
obvious choice
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>>144448250
Played-Wins=Losses, or disconnects, or games where you joined late

>he literally LITERALLY weights a 10 minute game with back and forth play the same as a game where he joins for 5 seconds and the game ends

You don't see the problem, do you? You don't see how retarded you are for thinking anything except ranked mode matters.
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>>144448247
>pick Genji
>pick Winston

Problemo solved.
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>>144448028
My favorite part of this image is genji and junkrat lol
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>>144447881
just play and check it
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>>144448259
Eh, I seem them on KoTH maps if Lucio gets a good group blast off the stage. Now Zenyatta, there's one I have never seen ever.
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>Torb running around tossing armor onto allies in fire fights giving them enough health to survive
I Wish I could give coins or something to these types of players
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>>144448259
tfw I've gotten many lucio potg's

tfw they're all knocking people off on koth maps
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How to fix all the characters in Overwatch


1. Fan the hammer does 30 damage a shot
2. Widowmaker sniper charge time increased significantly
3. Lucio self heal rate reduced

4. Zenyatta 175 hp
5. Roadhog has a passive that reduces enemy ult built on him by 10%
6. D.Va's ult can be detonated early for reduced damage


everyone else is fine
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>>144447701

The other side is fucked because of how she holds her gun.
The problem may actually be just the angle she shoots things at.
So I guess the moral of the story is to always be to Mei's right to avoid her bullshit spray.

>>144447898
Literally nothing special. Also with 2-pass enabled
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>>144448381
No, you join a server and the Blizzard admin has to change the levels/game modes of course it does you fucking idiot god damn
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>>144448381
be more specific. It only has matchmaking, no server browser
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>>144447930
Makes enough sense to satisfy me.
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>hook reaper
>shoot his beaner body
>like 80% of pelets hit
>he wrath forms
>only took hook damage

this 20 tick meme needs to stop
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>>144448028
wtf is up with junkrat's body in that image? Everything below his neck is just a blob with a riptire on it.
>>
how would you fix temple of anubis?
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>>144448381
It has forced 50% depending on levels and a winratio.
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>tfw you'll never git gud at Widowmaker
>tfw you'll never ravage her ass
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>>144448259
> he's never gotten a double environmental kill

I get Lucio PotG nearly every time I play Ilios or Lijiang Tower
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>>144447843
Who keeps fucking making these
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>less than 30% of my mccree kills are fth

feels good man
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>>144447920
>>144447962
why do some of mine have 2 games played 2 games won and 66% win rate?
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>ok let's play some shitty ass DVa
>nerf this
>nerf that
>lose at the push on last
>gold eliminations
>gold medal for 8k damage

Why do people want DVa buffs again?
>>
>deleted entire friend list
>feel comfortable again
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>Team hiding behind reinhardt shield
>He feels the need to throw his epic Eand deal 2 damage to the enemy tank
>Team exposed and 3 of us instantly die including healer
>He puts his shield back up again and faces forward completely oblivous to what just happened

Alternatively
>Team hiding behind reinhardt
>He uses his charge in for absolutely 0 reason
>Dies for free and enemy team pushes hard

Why are Reinhardt players as retarded as hanzos? Is holding right click really that difficult? I don't even go near their shield anymore because I know they are going to do some stupid shit.
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>>144448259
Nah, he can get potg real easy

when he bumps everyone off the map
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>>144448464
>buffing any tank

you're fucking stupid m8
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>>144448431
>all those rub-on tattoos.
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>>144448462
>>144448452
>>144448376

And that's the fucking problem, because Lucio is support. He can do damage but I can't run around trying to knock people off cliffs when I need to stick around my team
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>>144448457
>have zen on our team
>make sure to always give him armor
>always says thanks
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>>144448003
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>>144446737
>>144446229
Seriously though Karu Torbjorn shits on Tracer and Genji. That is not a fight Tracer can win, he is both tankier and can out DPS her. Tracer's only chance in a fight against Torb is catching him away from his turret (which is still a crapshoot) or just bombing him.
>>
ZARYA KIDNAPPING AND RAPING ZENYATTA AND KEEPING HIM AS HER OMNIC DILDO FIC WHEN?
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>>144446215
>champion
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>>144448536
D.Va is who you play when you realize mobility and utility are infinitely more important than sick 1v1 fights where you both try to out DPS the other.
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>>144447936
Because shooting your teammates and objectives in the heat of battle wouldn't be fun for others.
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>>144447426
only times samus didn't fit her suit correctly was in smash bros wiiu and other m
smash bros is non canon for all the characters in it but other m was blatantly wrong about samus in general
using samus as an argument for pharah is retarded
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>join game in progress
>attack
>pick my hero
>1 second later, DEFEAT
lol
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>>144448503
>Hook a Tracer
>She somehow manages to recall while I'm pulling her
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>>144448503
It's favour the shooter, so you are just bad
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how do I get good with zarya and mcree

with mcree I just die too easily cause he's wet paper
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I REQUIRE MORE SHITTY DVAS, ITS SUCH A DEGENERATE AND SHIT MEME BUT ITS ODDLY ADDICTIVE
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>>144448610
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>>144448457
Would actually be cool if a certain number of commends gave like +5 coins or something small.
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is there a mcREE name list anywhere?
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>>144448505
I think it's done for comedic effect
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>>144448595
but D.Va is impossibly mediocre and Roadhog is just a free ult charge
>>
reminder that only MCREEE is getting nerfed, and Widowmaker will continue to shit on everyone for a good month or so.
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Bae-cer
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>>144447326
You pick her and tell your team to pick another tank
You go to the flanks and roam
You use ult to clear out choke points so your team progresses
You wait for buffs
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>>144448259
>Dreamworks face
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>>144448613
Suggest it on the BD forums, it will happen.
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>>144447795
>That self sacrifice

Not really he was probably pushed off but still
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>>144448718
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>>144445402
>>144445516
Best riptire kills means the most you've gotten in a match, not multikill.
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>>144448106
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>>144446790
I'm a would be mcree main, and I'm dying for a nerf. Between his gun feel and being a living synopsis of clint eastwood's early filmography I want to enjoy playing as him, but flash n fan is such a shitter magnet it's a pain to actually use him.
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>>144448503
>roadhog crying about 20tick
>hooking the only offense character that can live through your somehow even less skilled than mccree combo
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>>144448604
you act like you can't blast people off while standing on the objective on koth
>>
>>144448643

She's also extremely good against Winston stacking.

Valuable to know when someone tries to cheese you with mass winston.
>>
>>144448718
meowmeow should be a dva name list imo
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>playing support for a team that never fucking pushes up on attack
Fuck it, I'm not picking support just because these retards locked into other classes first.
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>>144448743
D.va is for breeding!
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I'd open my wallet for a zero suit Pharah skin
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>>144446546
Huntress
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>>144447516
do you actually have trouble killing bastions or something? lmao
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>>144448651
Samus is the only example you probably know of. There are loads of characters who body swap to super powered robot forms.

How wide are her shoulders in Prime, you fucking child? Were you even alive when Super came out?
>>
Which K-On! would make the best Overwatch and what would she do?
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>>144448476
you should get the maintained version of webm for retards
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
also, wtf is 2-pass?
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>>144448828
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>>144448750

>Raising an eyebrow is not dreamworks face

It's only a dreamworks face if you have a big toothy shit eating grin

>tfw I'd make the dreamworks face in literally every fucking photo in High school
>>
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>>144448763
>BD forums
?
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>>144447516
i miss when it thought bastion was OP. those were better times. times without widowmaker killing your entire team.
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>>144448923
a mei is fine too..
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>>144448738
She's not even my main
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>>144448923
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>>144448604
Ilios (Well and Lightouse) and Lijiang Tower (Garden and Market) literally have environmental knock-off areas ON the point
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>>144448826
I feel your pain
>>
>>144448958
bad dragon
>>
>>144448695
Eclipse_OW on twitter is making a lot of these shitty dva's. she runs a tumblr as well(big surprise. lel)
>>
I want to be D.Va's diaper! I want her to wear me while she rides around in MEKA for 4 days without showering!
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i have 4 hours with mccree and still dont have the 4 high noon killing blows achievement

i always get 3

how bad am i
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I love it when pharah falls like a dead flee
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>>144448903
they're all christmas cake now.
>>
>>144448247

D.Va is pretty good against Widowmaker. You can rocket right up to her perch. You don't even need to kill her half the time; just get up in her face and shoot her a few times, and most Widowmaker players will take off in a panic.
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hey chill out
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I just realized I want an omnic from New York - accent and all - with a personality like Bender's.
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>>144447982
You'll realize soon enough Anon, there is nothing more horrifying than a skilled Widowmaker
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>>144446229
I deal with tracers easy as Junkrat
They always teleport predictably so its easy to bear trap their asses
>>
AW RUBBISH
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>Not forming a testudo formation with 2 Reinhardts
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>>144449043
>144449043
It's ok, I still haven't even landed a high-noon kill yet. Always forget that you need to hold it down before going
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>>144447910
>76 being an abusive father
not likely
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>>144449151
spunkfat
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>>144448609
Super cute
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>>144449048
>be mcree
>coming back into the fight
>pharah flanks our team
>jump
>"JUSTICE RE--"
>press E
>she's stunned
>right click
>dead
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>>144448284
I love torb. Once you learn good positioning you can pretty much guarantee that the enemy is spatially over committed by the time they can interact with your turret.

Effectively they are getting shot at from all sides. As an added benefit it fucks up tracer who burns all 3 blinks just getting through the front line only to find a autoaim turret on her.
>Her only option is to rewind into the front line with no blinks left.

God I love torb.
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http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-overwatch/vo/vo_hero/D.Va/D.Va%20-%20Default/opa%20dva%20style.mp3
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>tfw you carry as zenyatta with big picks but the play of the game goes to bastion

:(
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>>144449117
mei is a sick fuck now that i think about it.
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>>144449151
>Bear trap tracer standing on my car bomb
>G'day!
>Right click
Buckets.
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Teach me how to play Winston /owg/. Just general guidelines.
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>>144448457

There are certain players like Winston, Torbjorn, Zenyata, and Lucio that I've seen win games almost single-handedly just by playing really well. Yet they never seem to get recognized by the system.
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>>144446737
>>144448612
>your name is also karu
>finally escape /lolg/ and come here
>he's here too
Just fuck me up
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>>144447946
>dat fucking Genji

oh me oh my

As much as I want genderbender skins I'm not sure how they'll do it in a game where hitboxes are as important as they are
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>>144449245
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>>144449265
harass snipers and other squishy characters, stay away from other tanks or you'll get rekt
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>>144449265
Have you seen King Kong?
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why does dva ult charge so slower compared to others
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>>144449263
>car bomb
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>>144449185
>being the poor schmucks holding the banner behind the unkillable arrow ricochet factories
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>>144449151
I think Tracer was intended to counter junkrat, but in close quarters it really isnt possible to kill him 1v1 due to airbag, trap and nade spam.
Any time I kill a junkrat as Tracer its an opportunity kill where he is running backwards towards me.
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>>144449185
>2
>not 5 + lucio on the payload

S I G N A
I
G
N
A

F E R T E
E
R
T
E
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>>144447910
I personally like to think of him like Eastwood in Gran Torino.
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Loli doomfist when
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>>144449225
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>>144449265
press whatever button whenever while holding left click
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>>144449337
genji and hanzo are manlets. just keep their hitboxes the same.
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>>144449265
stick with team, and punish squishies that are by themselves. literally that's it. you just have to be disciplined to follow these two rules
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>>144449225
her butt is cute
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>>144446586
Anyone?
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>>144449381
because she does no damage unless you park your mech literally up their asshole.
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>there are people that actually like the boring CoD skin for Reaper

do they pick it just because it's there or what?
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>>144449245
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I WANT TO CUDDLE MERCY
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why is 76 so shit
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>>144449381
Because you need to inflict damage to get ultimates
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>>144449265
>lshift in, e, pick off low health targets, lshift out
>when ult is up: lshift in, e, pick off low health targets, wait until health is low, q, knock everyone around and keep pressing lshift since it now has a lower cd


>lshift does 50 damage
>avoid zarya, d.va, mccree, reaper and roadhog
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>>144449381
Because then her ult would be too powerful.

= ^ )
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>>144449037
Imagine her in the middle of a long battle keeping herself alert and hydrated with fluids
She obviously needs to urinate sometime and getting out of the mech to squat for a piss would be too dangerous
Do you think the mech is designed with a urine tube that she shoves into her vagina before going into battle or is her jumpsuit designed to soak up urine so she can piss herself?

Or does she not have and after long battle she gets out stinking of piss and sweat. I bet she does. I'd imagine there's no aircon in that thing either.
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>>144449420
That looks like one of those dwarf furry races in Korean MMOs.
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>>144448914

But mine is titled webm for bakas :^)

I've just been using it since it first actually became a thing, downloaded a version some while ago and stuck with it since it worked for as much as I needed it to
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>>144448836
Me too m8
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>>144448969
> Lower Rank

What are trying to prove?
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>>144448464
>1. Fan the hammer does 30 damage a shot
Good
>2. Widowmaker sniper charge time increased significantly
Good
>3. Lucio self heal rate reduced
Good
>4. Zenyatta 175 hp
Good
>5. Roadhog has a passive that reduces enemy ult built on him by 10%
Shit
>6. D.Va's ult can be detonated early for reduced damage
Shit
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>>144449485
They have to show off how many sheckles they spent compared to the (may as well be) F2P plebs
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>>144449501
he's a support shooter with an ult that he loudly screams at the enemy team.
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>>144449515

>lshift does 50 damage

When you land on people or when you blast off?
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>>144449534
>urine tube that she shoves into her vagina
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>>144449474
That strap doesn't look comfortable at all.
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>>144449610
when you land. there's a white circle around you indicating the range.
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>>144448695
wtf is that a moonman poster?
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>tfw fell for the "be a team player" meme

my support w/l is terrible, my tank score is even worse. its being more of a team player to NOT play support/tank.
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What new skins do you want in the future?
> Street Junkrat skin
I want my tire to be a beyblade.
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>>144449534
She just strips when she needs to go.
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>>144448923
>tfw no skintight Mei skin

Why do Blizzard tease me like this
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>>144449620
Nobody really follows age restrictions nowadays, anon.
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>>144449225
literally "holds up spork" tier
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>>144449590
I was trying to prove you're a shitter but you do it better than i do apparently
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>>144449534
>a urine tube that she shoves into her vagina
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>>144447723
bm?
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is 76 a better dad than Reinhardt?
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>>144449686
A minuteman themed skin called Soldier 1776
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>>144449474
>strap rides straight up into her vagina
>>
TRACER'S VOICE IN JAPANESE MAKES MY DICK HARD
>>144449474
LITERALLY NO ASS
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>>144449698
they're got to keep the fat or hourglass thing a mystery
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>Drop a 50 bomb with Tracer on Nepal
>Have played like utter shit since

What the fuck?
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>>144449729
bad manners
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>>144449761
>her
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>>144448923

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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>>144448418
>A loss is a loss.
Doesn't matter if your internet cuts out. You get a loss. That goes for any game. Otherwise you get disconnect fags who can't handle defeat so they leave.
Join late. Game doesn't give a shit. You played a game. You then have to win that game to get a win. Otherwise... it's a loss.

Do you even understand that all the games you don't win, you lose?
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>>144449659
Seriously my dude? Does his head look like a crescent?
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>>144448606
>a torb runs to me when I'm playing zenyatta and puts armor on me mid fight

Honestly you guys are the best, it makes such a fragile hero surprisingly tanky, as the shield gets used up before armour so you get so much use out of it
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>>144449784
mei is canonically chubby with large breasts.
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>>144449756
>I'm not the only one posting this idea now
feelsgoodman.jpeg
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>>144449583

>Skintight clothing under power armor

Oh god this is my fetish

>>144449686

I want a Night Elf skin for Hanzo and a medieval knight armor for Pharah
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>>144449485
>not wanting to look relatively normal just to contrast how utterly hilarious the 50 year old edgelord really is
come on now
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>>144449534
>I failed anatomy:The post
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>>144449747
Reinhardt isn't a dad, anon
Soldier 76 is the dad while Reinhardt is your cool uncle who comes over every once in a while, plays sports with you, and tells your dad to stop giving you such a hard time. He also jokingly flirts with your mother but your dad has no problem with that because he knows it's all in good fun.
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>>144449598
>fth does 30 damage
so, the entire gun dishes out a whopping 180 damage if all shots land? 40 would allow him to kill squishies (his job) with 4-5 shots and do 240 damage to tanks. Adding a fth cooldown of 4 seconds would help too.
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I don't play any other blizzard game

is the origins edition just 6 skins? plus shit I don't need?
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Bullying widowmaker!
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>join game
>two symmetras
>leave after i realize none of them will swap
>join another game
>40 seconds left
>team got blown the fuck out

i dont even remember the last time i was on a winning team
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>>144449620
>>144449712

Ok fine Urethra
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>>144449839
who is that semen demon?
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>>144447843
Where do you find a pocket Mercy slut?
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>>144449420
Female Dr. Strange inspired milf wizard character when?
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>>144449659
that's the cat from ghost trick in his human form
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>>144449675
> I can't do the dishes well, therefore it's actually better for both of us if you do the dishes
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>>144449534
>It's a vaginal attrition post
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>>144448284
No, it assumes the scenario as you outlined it, an unattended turret. Obviously what you might do changes based on if the dwarf is there or not. That said, you would not believe the amount of times I've shot at a torb just to lead him away into a corridor, and immediately destroying him when he turns a corner. Tunnel vision is real.
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>>144449659
>that
>moonman
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>>144449016
like 90% of artists run a tumblr.
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>>144449946
Purifying widowmaker with winston's big monkey dick!
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>D.va blasted out of the MEKA
>both our McCree's follow her like retards and don't contest the point and we lose

FUCKING HELL

MEKA-less D.va is the biggest retard bait in this fucking game fuck
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Jesus christ this looks amazing.
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>>144449565
I don't how long I had this name for, but I always wondered why people were mentioning it when I started visiting /lolg/

Now I can't escape it.
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>genji
>2 tracers dancing around me like a bunch of mongoloids
>reloading 10 clips every 2 seconds and i cant hit a single one

tell me how this is feasible to kill this retard
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Should Mercy gain an E ability when using her pistol? Something to help defend against Genji, Tracers and Reapers? The pistol alone is unreliable against competent flankers and there really isn't much you can do if no one is around to help or paying attention. Doesn't have to be a damaging ability or anything, just something to avoid outright dying without doing anything.
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>>144448097
i'm level 95, retard
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>people post their 'mains' stats from master OW
>have negative win rates with their 'main' and have garbage stats
>b-but im ranked #300!

When will an actual statistics site come out?
>>
> join game
> getting steam rolled already
> leave game
> join game again
> reconnects me to same shitter game

does this count as two losses?
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If McCree is supposed to rely on his primary fire for midrange then fan the hammer needs some drastic damage fall off. I see McCrees just spam M2 at midrange, outside of flashbang range, and secure kills far too often.
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>>144449946
All the electro torture makes me too hard to keep playing Winston.
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>>144449946
does widowmaker's jump animation piss anyone else off? I fucking hate that overpowered piece of shit character, so anytime I see one I pick Winston or Genji and just focus the fuck out of them. Just like in this webm, everytime I attack them they just keep fucking jumping over and over, I still kill them, but for some reason it pisses me off.
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Anyone else get FPS drops when scoped in as Widow?
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>>144449583
Dear God
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>>144448687
Its favor teh shooter but there are exemptions to it. Literally they say this in their own video about networking Anon.
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>>144450118
It's actually better than mech D.va
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>>144450130
you have upwards mobility, run.
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>>144449337

this looks familiar, artist source?
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>>144449946
>>
>>144449946
>winston players are literally amused by holding left click

I'd rather have a genji main on my team than a winston player desu
>>
> settle into a groove playing Reinhardt, Zenyata, McCree, and Bastion
> have tried almost every character now
> oh but wait
> I haven't tried D.Va
> wrecking entire teams
> sending ult-charged exploding robot suits sailing into a group of enemies as I bail out mid-air
> why can't I hold all these medals

Holy shit man. D.Va is fucking AWESOME.
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>>144449946
Shit like this ruins the game for me.

There's nothing fun about being absolutely unable to do anything to outplay your opponent. There's so many situations in this game where I've just had nothing I could do.
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>>144449705
> Is a lower rank
> Still claims I'm shitter
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>Voting for anything other than healers post-game.
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>>144447982
Low MMR detected
Widowmakers at higher MMRs will blow your teammates brains all over the pavement if you don't pick Winston and harass them.
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QUICK

I NEED THE KUNG POW GENJI EDIT
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>>144450256
bro just switch to counter Winston bro :^)
>>
What is the most mad chat you have seen shit?
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>>144450184
9 times out of 10 when a genji tries to get on my ass as widowmaker he's really shit at his job and dies. Winston is much worse.
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>>144449784
She's both
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>>144448695
Its pretty good actually.
A typical 'gamer gurl' is now being portrayed as the neet little shit she is, stuffing her face with doritos and being a general degenerate

#1 OW maymay
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>>144450275
>Negative winrate on Tracer
yeah pretty much
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>>144450256

>What is a counterpick
>>
>>144450256

he's a retard sniper player who got caught without his mobility skill up

and you probably are too

perhaps you should acquire some skill
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Reaper is cute!
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>>144450104
>>144450231

apes have a micropenis, much like the people who play winston
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>>144450278
>voting for support
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>>144450136
Mercy's "E" should be to send out a ping that violently shakes the screen of her allies and puts big obnoxious arrows on their screen pointing to her.

It has an infinite cooldown but gets reset when she takes damage.

Because "Get them off me!" and her other audio cues simply don't work with my teams.
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>>144449590
score/min counts for more than total score. score/min shows how good you are, total score just shows how much time you've wasted on the character. idiot
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>>144450320
WOOP WOOP
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>>144450278
>voting
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>>144450256
>Play sniper or spy and get dicked on by a pyro
>>There's nothing fun about being absolutely unable to do anything to outplay your opponent.
>>
I like the viewmodels that actually gives you info
>Pharah's rocketlaunchers shows you how many rockets there's left in your mag since you can see the rockets getting fed into the gun
>S:76's gun has an interface for remaining ammo and helix rocket availability

Any else?
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>>144450307
>>144450256
>there are widow shitters IN THIS VERY THREAD
get the FUCK out
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>>144448554
To be fair, it's really hard to build ult charge as Rein if you don't toss the wave once in awhile.
And earthshatter can single handedly take an objective. It's a compromise.
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>>144450104
>>144450231

Wonder if there is already r34 of this Id really don't want to look for it

>>144450118
Wouldn't you chase a young, 19 year old, maybe virgin girl? I would

>>144450184
Jumps like a kangaroo

>>144450232

Sorry widowmaker, but I also pressed the melee button haha

>>144450256
if I wasn't looking after her she destroyed my team, so there's that
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>>144450278
I only vote for myself and Torbjorns. Get fucked.
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>>144450226
It's Splashbrush.
>>144450372
>people not drawing genderbent Reaper as a white girl
Nice
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>>144450256
you could switch characters idiot
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>>144450136
Use your shift and fly away.
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>>144450387
Fuck reaper, marry mercy, kill tracer
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>>144449946
Winston is so fucking unfun to play against, so is Widowmaker so this .webm was satisfying nonetheless

Yes, I'm mad
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>>144450374
>t. mad widowmaker main
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>>144449950
don't worry, once you dip below 50% winrate you'll start winning again.
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>>144450278
>Voting for anything other than yourself
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>>144450256
>Angry Widows
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>>144450275
40W/43L

Yeah you're pretty shit. You're probably that Tracer who insta-locks every match and proceeds to be completely useless, then think you're the MVP when you get a 15 assists card
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>>144450387
>jesus tracer get that booger off your face
>realize it's a piercing
why the fuck would anyone do that to themselves? It's like getting a dick tattoo that spit dribbles out of
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>>144448890
>literally still fits the earlier image
Anon you're just lying now
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>>144444625
>play defence on Volskaya
>two Tracers and a Genji on my team
>first point is taken within a minute
>switch to Junkrat
>get up on the walkway and rain death
>their Widowmaker is shit and only kills me once
>nobody can get on the point
>I wipe out anyone who comes near
>they ult and clear the point, I ult and triple kill them
>get another triple kill later in the game
>eventually we get two Reapers instead of two Tracers
>we pull off a victory
>PotG goes to fucking Bastion
>only card from my team is a Roadhog who stood off the point and hooked people every once in a while
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>>144450278
>>144450382

>voting for any player archetype by default instead of voting for someone who played genuinely well
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fresh shitty dva
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>>144450127

>going to /lolg/ after 2013
>dumb newfag niggers think I would ever use just karu instead of lumi karu
>99% of them dont even know why they hate me and just parrot what that one too far gone 30 year old wizard that has browsed lolg every single day since it was formed faggot tells them

enjoy
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>>144450489
>winston player literally too dumb to read

I've never been less surprised
>>
>>144450278
>we lose
>our retribution is instantly voting for the only teammate who's on the cards

take that!
>>
LOLI DOOMFIST WHEN?
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>>144447982
You don't realise how lucky you are son.
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>>144449946
Yoink

What's a good bitrate for the retard converter this shit looks like pixel porridge
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>>144450387
Fuck Reaper. The face might be awful, but the body is hot.

Marry Mercy. Because

Kill Tracer. Good god that is awful.
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>>144450256
REMOVE
BLUEBERRY
SHITTERS

F U C K O F F
U
C
K

O
F
F

FUCK BLUEBERRY
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>playing on Kings Row
>last point
>we're at a stalemate so I pick Reaper
>charge my ult and DIE DIE DIE the 4 enemies who are alive + Torbjorn's turret
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>>144450529
Forced 50 m8. Can't do anything about that
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>>144450372
>Make generic animu girl
>Give her the clothes of the character, face hair color and everything else doesn't matter
>You have now made a "genderbent" character
Hate this meme
>>
>>144450419
Mercy's beam thing shows a different icon on the display depending on if you're healing or boosting damage
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>>144450318
because you have a tiny hit box and bunny hopping in this game makes you ever harder to track
not to mention le free mobility grappling hook across the map xd
did i forget to mention you also get a close range smg because why not LOL
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>>144450320
What am I looking at exactly? Is this an edit or some kind of bug?
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>>144450061
>>144449863
His name is Mac Tonite you shitheads
>>
>>144450568

were you the buttfuck retarded garen main? it's been a long time
>>
>>144448695
It's better than "D.Va is mai waifu" shit imo
>>
finally got 1000 coins. whats the best zarya skin? or should i get a purple+emotes+highlight intro?
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>>144450669
> Genji
> Zenyatta
> Tracer/Lucio
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>>144450587
never said i was a winston main, retard
>>
>>144450562
I find these amusing
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>>144450616
haha I love destroying hanzos too, but they sometimes get a lucky headshot or two and I have to back out as his team is going for me

I think 4000 is alright, tho in that webm I just used 960 as the width and 2.99mb as the limit
>>
>its a "team gets wiped by D.va's ultimate" episode

why

why do you keep matching me up with these braindead apes, blizzard?
>>
>>144450692
She died, her ragdoll bent that way, someone caught it in perfect ass displaying position
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>>144450630
>FUCK BLUEBERRY
please
>>
>>144450713
Pretty sure he was the Wukong guy.
>>
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>>144450669
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>>144450773

I never said main you illiterate actual child
>>
>>144450256
>I have the advantage at range and an instant GTFO ability while he needs to get right next to me in order to deal damage
>I am unable to outplay him

It's shit like this that remind me why I play on console. No fat NEETS who play Widow solely while jerking off and whining about she's underpowered because the game isn't a fucking shooting gallery
>>
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>>144450713

I mained garen in 2010 yes

rest in peace 100+ damage 2.5 second silence Q's at level 1
>>
>>144449705

Yea that happens when you play a game with 5 other people on your team
>>
>>144450669
>winston main
>top 30 with junkrat

man, junkrats all must suck ass
>>
>>144449939
and 25 for the stun which means he still nukes half the classes in the game with one e press
but protip if you reduce it that much, double headshot will be straight better than it and there will be no reason to use fan since double headshot will do around 280

you cant nerf fan to fix him, theres no way to do it without either making it complete garbage or having it not affect him at all, they need to accept that fan is part of his kit and retool him to force him to use it skillfully instead of crying that he can kill tanks despite him being like one of two whole classes that actually do the burst necessary to dispatch them quickly
>>
>tfw I only vote for myself or no one
D E V I L I S H
E
V
I
L
I
S
H
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>>144450891
Garbage tumblr art
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>>144450887
iktf
>>
>>144450657
>find oddly dressed cartoon characters
>pretend they look like they're from jojo
Hate this meme
>>
>>144450876
WHO IS THAT SEMEN DEMON
>>
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>>144450890
I think your parents wish retroactive abortions were legal
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>>144450890
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>>144450562
d.va edit when
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>>144450858
i may be a child but at least i can shit on winston players
>>
>>144450891
that is the worst case of tumblr nose I have ever seen
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>>144450890
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>>144450890

no.. no no no you need to leave right now
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>>144450849
>that Reinhardt win/loss
>>
>>144450890
I think your fetish needs to go.
>>
>>144450881
How about this, don't make his roll insta-reload, but make him able to reload while rolling
>>
>>144450849
good taste. prepare for the inevitable lucio nerf, though
>>
>>144450891
trash
>>
>>144450536
>>literally still fits the earlier image

What the fuck does that mean?

ZSS does not look like the wide-shouldered buff samus from the issue of nintendo power.
>>
>>144449534
what is attractive about poor hygiene?

seriously i don't get it, there are way too many of these people for this to be trolling
>>
>>144450862
you know winston has a leap ability on a very short cooldown right
>>
>>144451048
>admitting to being underage

m8
>>
>>144450654
But you're not even at 50% lmao.
Not to mention, forced 50 means you'll be dropped the 50 eventually.

80 games isn't shit. I have 240 total games right now and a 58% WR.
You're just bad, sorry
>>
>>144444444
>>
>>144450256
Blizzard thinks hard counters are fun, so you're shit out of luck
>>
>>144451130
that doesn't elevate him, unlike Widow's hook
>>
Well shit now I want all of these as skins

http://www.andrewtranart.com/#/overwatch-x-rockabilly/
>>
>>144450890
>liking other's clouds of bacterias

yuck
>>
Reminder that Mercy is 37 fucking years old
>>
>image limit reached

THANKS A LOT TUMBLR LESBIAN SHITTERS
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>>144451098
I haven't played Lucio very much lately because I stopped having fun as him. I only really play him on KOTH at this point.
>>
>>144451114
sweat is actually a pheromone to attract mates

if someones sweat smells attractive to you that means they have a much different immune system than your own meaning your kids will have a strong immune system
>>
>>144450669
>image limit reached
can we continue this later
>>
>>144450891

Anyone else feel like the people who do this ship have never actually played the game and are just jumping on the bandwagon?
>>
>>144450785
>>144451042
I get these from the shitty dva/goblin diva girls twitter. Eclipse_OW. You'd have to ask her famalam
>>
>>144451175
holy shit, why was it deleted
>>
>>144451114
They think that because girls smell nice when they walk past them in the real world that all of their bodily fluids must smell good, and it's not just the shampoo/perfume they are wearing.
I.E, they are retarded and delusional.
>>
>>144450402

So when you play football its the score per min that counts?

Git Gud
>>
alright who's making the new thread?
>>
>>144451224
....
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>>144449329
I post in multiple generals

>>144451114
Sweat is actually a natural aphrodisiac of sorts.
>>
>>144451357

Nobody until this hits at least 750 posts. If you don't like that you can fuck right the fuck back to /v/
>>
>>144451264
yeah that totally explains the obsession with all kinds of disgusting bodily fluids like in the example i replied to
>>
>>144451282
I remember there were people in the homestuck fandom that never read the comic, but still did shipping and fanart of the characters.
>>
>>144451224
wew
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>>144451224
>Leap
>Doesn't elevate
I wish I could post my retard image right now.
Stop spamming images with no posts you fucks
>>
>>144451414
well he specifically mentioned sweat so yea
>>
>>144446128
>tfw clashing shields with the enemy rein as both teams fire behind the other's barrier

This is some phalanx bs right here, amazing
>>
>>144451412
>nobody ever makes a new thread at image cap
>only /v/ does this

wwwwwwwwwwwww
>>
>>144451282

b-but they both fly
>>
>>144451418

You can find a lot of examples of things where the fanbase outgrows the playerbase (or reader, whatever) which is usually the same fanbases that have the worst reputation.
>>
>>144451264

Actually the stench from sweat comes from bacteria residing primarily in your armpits. It's not "your stench". As for the pheromones humans emit, experiments haven't been very conclusive.
>>
>>144451235
reminder that characters ages should be considered non canon because blizz fucked the timeline of the lore up bigtime
>>
>Have a couple of shit games in a row
>Radiohead - Just comes up on my playlist

Needed that kek
>>
>>144445329

On what map did that happen?
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>>144451507
first rein whose shield shatters is gonna get hammered down and team wiped.
>>
>>144450568
you were that faggot who got destroyed. by the one true garen player. I see the faggotry still breathes
>>
>>144451495
>replies to a guy posting about a urine fetish
>the reply to that is about sweat

makes sense.
>>
Literally every McCree I see is using white hat or riverboat
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>>144451562
No they didn't. Here's a comprehensive timeline of events.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1o_RjYjVmUeJ6EnNJW5oHXI2xuxge3HMRJgB9SoepDFg/edit#gid=80059272
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>>144451412
>image board
>without images
>you like this

it's as if the whole point of the page was lost in your head
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>>144451627
>stinking of piss and sweat
>and sweat
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>>144451532

They can fly right the fuck off my dick with that terrible pairing
>>
POST SICK TRACKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2RT6JCm-vU
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>>144451647
i see a lot of banana mccrees. do people use that shit ironically like streamers use goth zarya just to trigger the chat?
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>>144451103
>How wide are her shoulders in Prime, you fucking child? Were you even alive when Super came out?
>comparing prime to super
Nice try
>>
>>144451704
good news anon, they're not real.
>>
>>144451701
>just ignore whatever is inconvenient
>>
>>144450568
>Be retarded shitposter
>Get BTFO by not retarded shitposter
>Wonder why
>>144451701
Can't have one without the other, a girl be sweaty and a girl being sweaty and covered in her own piss are very far away on the degenerate scale.
>>
>playing roadhog
>chainhook lucio 3 or 4 times in the same match
>each time he ends up at some weird fucking angle, either to the side of me, above me and sometimes basically behind me
>gets away each time because i can't land a point blank shot
>chain hook a genji, he uses his reflect thing AFTER my hook has snared him and this somehow works and i lose my grip
>chainhook either doesn't bring people close enough or brings them in at a weird angle on a bunch of other occassions

the fuck is this, does anyone else have stuff like this happen? it practically cheats me out of kills sometimes
>>
Is melee-cancelling reload animations that huge? I was doing some testing it didn't seem as huge if you're not in melee range using that melee damage honestly.
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>>144451681

Again, if you don't like it you can leave. Or you can make a thread early and hopefully get banned.

>>144451745

There's a lot of people who think it looks good

All his legendaries are trash, worse than zaryas or tracers (not counting origins)
>>
>>144451796
>>144451796
>>144451796

New thread. This is an imageboard and we hit image limit, so new thread.
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>>144451231
>that d.va skin

muh dick
>>
>>144451745
>He doesn't want to be Cuban Pete
>>
>>144451751
>metroid prime is almost 14 years old now
>>
>outDPSing a mei at close range with Symmetra

Feel good.
>>
>>144450352
>>144450416
>>144450424
>>144450527
>>144450630
>>144450862
A. I don't play Widow. I have under an hour played with her. I was simply using that webm to speak on a broader level of "You can't do shit about this enjoy the dick up your ass" situations, like a McCree/Mei in close range on a hero without movement abilities.
B. What if she used her movement ability and Winston used his right after? You'd have a point if Winston couldn't just jump after her.
C. Swapping heroes does fuck all in a positional based game. In other words, nothing fucking happens when you change heroes if they're already dug in at a chokepoint on the point. Furthermore, swapping heroes means you won't have an ult for a longer period of time. Ults are what you use to push with. Delaying your ult delays your push.
D. Having hard counters in a class based game, but having some heroes who don't have a true hard counter, is fucking stupid as all hell. Who hard counters Winston? Roadhog? Give me a fucking break.
>>
>get to high mmr/level
>it's a widowmaker/mccree fest

I'm fucking done with this until they fix these two heroes

I'm fed up of being instagibbed by McCree's flashbang+right click and i'm tired of entire matches revolving around me going after widowmakers because they're such a ridiculous threat that can destroy my entire team constantly
>>
>>144451821
I like those sheriff ones but the banana one is really bad
>>
>>144451658
>comprehensive timeline
>fan produced
>no dates whatsoever

Yes they fucking did you retarded fanboy, just putting scraps of lore together doesn't make it a comprehensive timeline.
>>
>>144451807
it's only really impactful with Reaper and like you said, only if you're in point blank range
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>>144449583
Inaccurate piece of art.
It doesn't take her prosthetic limbs into account.
>>
>>144451743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuQrLsTUcN0
>>
>>144451794
I have never once had a symmetra get properly hooked. I also have some problems with Lucio, but I can usually predict it well enough to still get the kill, since he's so short. With Symmetra, she's tall and lanky, making getting the shot to hit appropriately is a fucking nightmare.
>>
>>144449951
>>144447502
POST MORE SHITTY DVAS
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>>144451965
>Who hard counters Winston
Reaper.
>Who hard counters Roadhog
Pretty much everyone with a projectile, dude is free ult meter.
Soldier 76 comes to mind
>>
>>144450136
>Mercy E
Link with ally and share damage with them for ~3 second.

50% of the damage you take they receive.
50% of the damage they take you receive.
>>
>>144451965
Pick anyone and they can shit on Winston. His dps is absolutely pathetic.
>>
>>144451564
>playing Reinhardt
>BFG Division from the DOOM comes on
>>
I imagine when Reaper says "This is my curse," it's because of the shitty team I always get.
>>
>>144451916
...my god it is.

That hurts Anon.
>>
>>144451562

Nah, timeline checks out
>Omnic crisis ~30 years ago. OG Overwatch strike team formed
>Pharah, Mercy, McCree are born here-ish
>Omnic crisis resolved, Overwatch formed officially
>Overwatch golden age. Winston, Tracer, Mei, Mercy, Genji, McCree joins. Massive "hero" popularity
>Reinhardt retires
>about six years from the present, everything goes to the shitter. Morrison and Reyes feud escalates.
>Pharah (about 26 years old) misses Overwatch. Becomes private security instead.
>Present day: Winston calls to action again.

Mercy is probably immortal like Reaper (she just isn't a failed creation). Tracer probably stopped aging after the slipstream incident. Mei was in cryostasis. Reinhardt, S:76, Torb and Reaper are all in their late fifties/early sixties.

Reinhardt is presumably the oldest Overwatch member, and he's 61 years old, meaning he was 31 during the omnic crisis.
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>>144451807
only on certain characters
reaper specifically gains a huge amount of time from it, and i think mccree can cancel the extra time on his fan reload with it
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>>144448873
>bastion can sit in a corner waiting for people to come by
>has obscenely high damage output
>cant be headshot in turret mode
>if you do any damage to him he can just heal infinitely
>ult heals and gives him increased health, armor, and an infinite ammo AoE weapon that can oneshot most heroes

He's fucking cheap and the only people that play him are the same people that mained Engineer in TF2, casual shitters that need a leg up on more mechanically skilled players
>>
>>144451965
>Who hard counters Winston?

I almost thought you were not a troll.
>>
>>144447601
>CARRY
Its not DOTA, you gaylord.
>>
>>144451745
I unironically like banana Mccree and Mystery
McCree because the outfits and color schemes are just good. Is that bad?
>>
>>144452403
>tracer becomes and overwatch when mondatta is assassinated
>D.Va becomes mech pilot way too late

For rough estimates it's okay, but you can clearly see how it just doesn't fit. Non canon is non canon.
>>
That feeling of pride in the other team's Pharah when she ends up being the single reason they win at all.
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>>144453257

D.Va isn't Overwatch. She's a member of the Korean MEKA unit.

Tracer is living in her own subjective time which she can control. Trying to make any judgment of chronology based of Tracer is a crapshot since her power is literally MANIPULATING TIME
>>
>>144444875
>mcree flashbang now requires you be be FACING THE FUCKING FLASH. not facing mcree, not inside a bubble area of effect, facing the center of the fuckin flash
>if the flash fails, cooldown is increased by infinite seconds until the player uninstalls overwatch

fixed
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>>144453287
>enemy genji mashes reflect whenever anyone is near him
>"rekt" whenever he kills our hanzo or bastion with it
>"nice aim scrub"/"lol easy champ" whenever anyone kills him
>ends up going 4/25 by the time their Reinhardt and Mercy beat us
>"gg ez"
>his Reinhardt calls him a faggot

i want esports kids to die. that shit has ruined video games
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>>144450184
MLG strats, bro!
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>>144450278
>not voting for the Reinhardt who made the final push possible

no respect
>>
Zarya actually says "credit to team"
seriously what the fuck blizzard we get it you literally steal everything from tf2
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>tfw start playing dubstep man

The damage on his beat gun is pretty significant. I have been 1v1ing reapers that I know had no idea what the fuck happened
>>
>>144454109
except the brony pandering, the forced "but she a lesbian" twitter activist pandering, the ACTUAL LITERAL PAID SHILLING

You forget that Valve lets companies pay to have items added to their shit game.
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>>144451594
lingling tower
>>
UPDATE FUCKING WHEN
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>>144449686

>Aquatic Ops MEKA + Swimsuit D.VA
>Winston Cosplay theme MEKA + Tracer cosplay D.VA
>Prototype MEKA + Trainee Pilot D.VA (MEKA is mostly a framework with exposed machinery. D.VA is wearing fairly casual clothes.)

>Cyborg 76
>Undead 76
>Talon 76

>Ogre Winston
>Mecha Winston

>Alien Tech theme Bastion (100% more lasers)
>Animal themed Bastion (Birdlike modifications made to armor.)

>Omnic Tracer
>Talon Tracer (Typical Hero-as-Villain)

>Omnic Widowmaker
>Overwatch Widowmaker (Typical Villain-as-Hero)

>Vigilante Hero Reaper (Think Batman pandering. Possibly a Raven theme.)
>Mecha Reaper

>Gundam Theme Reinhardt
>Angel theme Reinhardt (Think Angels of the Diabloverse.)
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>>144450127
yo fuck karu

sorry about that btw breh
>>
>>144445527

beduin IS his best skin though. im sorry that shit like cultural garb triggers you
>>
>>144448002
>he doesn't like the cutest spooky ever

Don't bully Ougi
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>>144449967
Fuck you for making me want this
>>
>priority of shooter
how to ensure that your game gets as many hacks as possible
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>>144449151
STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEAR THIS ONE BEFORE
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>>144449394
Irish hero when
>>
>>144448554
>implying people actually use Reinhardt's shield
>implying they shoot through it
>implying they don't poke through and die

I'll stop lowering my shield to fireball niggers when people can learn basic mechanics.
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>>144446148
>Gold medal +150
>>
Yo, where da new thread at?
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