Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

who would you gkick, anon?

>>144443817
who is THAT rat in the OP?

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Fluffy friends also welcome.

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>>144444323
tfw no Togo

>>144443891
I want to gkick lusster desu

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>>144443891
>>144444031
>>144444323
what the fuck is this samefagging by OP?

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

>>144445247
I posted the top and bottom, but I'm not that autistic to pretend. I am pretty sure the poster count is just slow.

who does dros want to gkick

>get in a match
>team doesnt switch right away
>I switch
>suddenly see other people switched and have to switch back

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reminder that the rata novan rats considered enslaving every living thing on the surface

>tfw rikki's newer rats are never as good as the original rikki

Eye marking futa-noodlesura feetsies...

i am going to marry riathen...

>>144449217
>tfw I know who this is
>tfw i want to run my tongue along her eye-markings until she's ready to thwomp my slick and wanting nethers

>>144449365
Riathen already has a lover.

corrrupt

>>144448480
>you will never be enslaved by rats and used for testing their newest model of the pleasure oscillation emitter

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Help /vg/ im having issues picking which mighty instrument is best to deliver justice with
Kymswarden
Cavalier
Gallant

>>144450752
Middle one matches your aesthetic

>>144450752

you settled for spikes so choose number 2

>>144450752
Cavalier or Kymswarden

>>144450960
you mean my back thingy?

>>144451052
yes

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>>144451112
Is it bad looking?

>>144451603
its not a cape

>>144451741
Well I cant really help there anon.. but I mean, my boots, butt and shield all have capes, so thats at least something, yea?

>>144450752
I like one and two

two most

I miss her.......

>>144454687
Vuncia...

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>>144456321
>>144454687

vuncia is not only the purest but the wisest too to leave this shithole

>>144454687
Florfu barbteaser...

>>144454687
why did she leave ;_;

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I want to smooch Toxicologist Kalzi

>tfw you make your 11th legendary

feels indifferent desu

Where is Gae? I miss his posting...

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>>144458527
>tfw just made my first legendary (flameseeker) and it cost me like half of my gold

What do you even do to manage to have the mats/gold to make so many?

>>144443817
That wolf looks constipated.

>>144459525
I play the game and they just add up

>>144459981

don't bully sif the great grey wolf

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>playing necro in pvp
>autistic pvpfags screaming at me to swap to another class
>i dont
>mfw

>>144461293
May the locusts guide you.

>>144461668
Just don't let them eat your uniform.

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>>144458537
-Cranks a lever-

H..hello.

>>144460426
I've been playing for 6 months now like every day and still had to buy a lot of mats, like I only had around 160~ of each t6 mat apart from blood which I had two stacks of.

Why make expansions when you have people like this spending 700 dollars on black lion keys.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/4mk9yq/after_opening_700_chests_im_never_opening_another/

>>144464051
Fuck off impostre i want the real thing

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>>144464929
#BurnItForBernie

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>>144464929

just fucking kill me senpai

>>144464929
>people actually spend THIS MUCH money on a garbage game

>tfw no femcharr wife

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>>144464929
>>144466737

>not spending 700$ instead on funding genetic 3D printing to make your very own femcharr wife

>>144464929
GW2 has preened its playerbase very well. It's quite nearly exclusively sustained by whales who simply have no taste and no money sense. Expansions just drive the wave of income back up in the interim. The only reason anet would aggressively pursue some sort of regular (yearly or so) would be because the game is pretty ded population wise which worries the publisher.

>>144468561
I think YOU'RE dead anon

>>144464051
Why does he always look so sad?

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>>144470202
This was him before a TMK. Look at that goofy smile.

>>144471375
>you will never stroke old gae's well kept mane

>>144471375
All charr make that face in their idle animation

fhd milking gae against his homo will

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Guild Missions

>>144478185
>tfw missed guild missions again
>tfw can't hold her hand in front of the whole guild until next week
why....

I want to run up and slap a flyswatter upon Faeeq's rock hard abs.

>>144479186
I want to coat him in olive oil and watch him glisten like the Levant-Adonis that he is!

>>144478185
Fatal lack of mcharr.

I'll be there next week I, promise.

>>144479013

You were on my mind the entire time, I'll make sure we do them together next time

>>144478185
Femsalad dros is cute! CUTE!

bole watch your back m8

>>144478185
gahhhh, i'll do them next week :(

>>144479013
I always forget guild missions now too.

>>144478185
there are only three rats in this image because i killed the others and grinded them up and mixed them into the HOPE mango pie mix.

>>144481597
Florburz please leave

nth for retards in pvp

I swear to god I must have died and gone to hell, because this is what hell looks like.

Florburz and Vae enjoying a romantic evening together after being set up on a blind date

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>>144445427
There's only 2 /vg/ guilds anon, this list is pretty bogus.

>>144483840
Florburz licking Vaes sweaty feetsies and cunny

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>>144483840
are they a cute couple? I've never met either of them

>>144486062
Gae is a cute, sweet mcharr
Florburz looks like an autistic childs crayon drawing come to life

>>144485784
>sweaty mcharr paws
anon s-stop

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>another week without caturday
Oh what I'd give just to see my cat posted one more time

>>144487516
He looks so sad. Probs because he doesnt fit in that box!

>>144487339
stinky smelly femcharr feetsies and tail!!

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What have you been up to lately, gw2g?

>>144487516
You never need an excuse to post your cat, anon.

>>144488481
I don't want to get shitposted at by the rats so I stay anonymous and don't post my cat.

>>144488959
>cat
Brainfart, meant ign.

>>144487516
become my wife and Ill post you all the time :3

Does this game even get updates anymore

>>144490968
Yeah, we've been getting little 2 minute events with no new NPCs once a month.

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>>144487339
>>144488168

Pantyface is best mcharr
EU Revenant Dragoncat waifu is best femchart
Debate me

>>144492125
>Debating who the biggest piece of trash is in a garbage heap

No thanks

Gkick Riathen

Gkick me too! I-I want attention!

So I decided to pick this game up again. I've been leveling an Elementalist to 25

I see that buying the expansion would bump my character up to 80 automagically.

What are the downsides of this? What would I be doing at max level?

>>144494085
gkick mexay

>>144494648
You'll get bored faster since the first run-up to 80 is the most fun one. But you'll be able to dungeon, fractal and WvW properly with the skip.

Lusster gkick when?

>>144494889
Well I have two 80s but I'm not terribly interested in being a Guardian or a Engineer at this point. I did level them up at a time so far in the past I can only remember parts of what I did

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How get here?

>>144495621
You can't. That's tengu land.

:______:

post ear scratching

>>144497007
only four-eared felines need to apply

vae pls come back

vae is taken

>>144498616
I miss seeing Vuncia at Hoelbrak for guild missions...

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>>144499317

>>144495621
l e g e n d a r y l a d h a c k s

>>144499449
who's the stud on the right?

Transmutation affects an item, not the slot its equipped to, doesn't it?

>>144500295
yes

>>144500463
Great. Guess my poor ass will make due until I stop switching out armor so much

>>144499449
old rikki was the cutest desu

>>144496841
wats wrong anon?

I'm going to scissor Rikki all night!

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Finding a reference picture was kind of a hassle. It's selfish doing this now, but I wish I had the time or courage to have actually pushed for a duel. My timing is never good.

Hey guys, returning player. Just been looking through the sticky. Also from clnflicting oppinions.. Can anyone tell me what is currently the most efficient way of Gold farming? Do people still do the FGS champ train runs. Or is everything still aimed towards fractals now?

>>144504697
cute... smelly stinky femsuras!

rough gay mcharr sex

>tfw no FHD with femcharr feet to massage

>>144505769
How about you fall into a fucking hole?

>>144506490
don't be rude

rough gae mcharr sex with gae

sniffing femcharr and femsura and fhd pantsu whilst qties are wearing them

laya....

kittdai...

>>144505635
Fractals are good money. Silverwastes are still great money. FGS is not a thing. The rest is about the same.

>>144506672
Some days hit me harder than others. Sorry.

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how should I go about this

how do I make gw2 hard without stripping everything? ("ur only alloud 2 control the maus with ur face and ur keybaord with ur tongue, no buying skills or dodgerolling or moving to the side")

also what should the /age hours be

>>144511376
also i just made this after i woke up so there are probably inconsistencies and other shit I forgot about

>>144511376
You want a hard experience?

Carry new players through raids

>>144511634
Seconding. Soloing or undermanning raids, fractals and dungeons will be a bigger test of skill than leveling through hearts without dying.

>>144513126
hearts arent allowed

>>144499449
Unf...Faeeq..Stop teasing us with your chiseled body..

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FAGGOTS!

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>>144513126
>doing 5 person VG as chrono
>having to perfectly time and manage cooldowns of your signets and phantasm summons to the green circles
>tfw

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Why are you still playing this shitty game instead of doing something more productive?

Reflect on the beauty of nature.
Bring happiness to someone, for they are fighting a tough battle.
Find inner peace.
Become talented and create something stunning.
Play a better game.

>>144517951
Play GW2.
Find waifu.
ERP our brains out.
Leave together as we journey to find better games to ERP in.

This is my story.

>>144511376
the point of ironman is to make you afraid of fucking up to the point where you git gud, not slap all these retarded arbitrary handicaps on you.
as a rule of thumb, ironman mode should never take away core mechanics of the game for no reason.

>>144518702
>no tail
It's shit.

>>144511376
Autism in one picture. I bet you play Asura.

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where

>>144511376
That looks fucking retarded. Is the game so bland that you need to give yourself these restrictions to enjoy it? Play another game or something.

>>144518807
That's a male human son player iirc.

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people who legit ask and dream of having a femcharr wife, however impossible it might be, consider the following:

>the stench these 6ft+ beasts permeate from their bodies will be absolutely horrifying, let alone the smell of shitnuggets hanging from their ass fur

>your house will become riddled with fur everyfuckingwhere

>claw marks everywhere. Try to teach your femcharr wife to handle objects without fucking them up. Oh no you can't, there's a reason why everything in the black citadel and all charr buildings don't have any soft materials in their interiors

>try to have sex with one without 'accidentally' dying

get real

>>144519806
>all those good reasons for femcharr wives

>tfw no femcharr wife

>>144519806

>tfw no biggest and stinkiest femcharr wife there is

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>>144518729
>tfw doing jumping puzzles with your charr friend and you find out she isn't wearing underwear

>>144519806
At least they have showers and don't live in mud huts like FHD's.

>>144511467
>>144511376
marlemaid a CUTE

>>144520690
fuck off

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>>144520690
yea its so cute how she screams for attention

Lusster gkick when? Drosera?

why namedrop lusster? what did she do to you?

Who the fuck is Lusster lol

>>144521532
probably nothing and anon just likes making lusster or whoever he namedrops squirm

>>144521532
i dont know why mike hates her, I think they broke up or something so he keeps shitposting about her and begging drosera to kick her

Florburz

how do i make a female human ranger with kudzu not look like total shit

When is brulent coming back...

>>144521780
what a cuck

>>144521915
Make a fluffy tail.

>>144511376
Some other rules for added challenge: No dodging, only auto-attack and no other skills.

>>144522280
wat does fluffy tails smells like?

>>144511376
>>144511467
>>144523090
did you even read what >>144518490 said, you're missing the point completely. will you fuck off already marblemaid.

>>144523754
Lewd rats go AWAY!

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>>144524409
No~

>>144520690
She's Irish.
She cuts herself
She begs for attention


I would fuck the shit out of that tight little body though t b h f a m a l a m

Behead those who insult Lusster.

>>144524492
riathen...

Jzaku....

Florburz-senpai, please notice me!~

Awoooooooooooooooooooooo!

>>144524483
Stop this behavior NOW! Or else!

>>144524492
i have a thing for skinny, crazy, with a touch of cute and sweet

Faag Jan lol

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>>144524912
Or else?

Stop wishing lusster away, what did she do to you people?

>>144525593
Or else you're going to be spanked and sent to bed early, anon.

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>>144526394
Bring it on!

>>144526969
You cheeky lilsura.

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rats have invaded the thread, cleanse them

>>144521915
Impossible since there is no good female human medium armor to begin with.

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>>144526969
;_;

>>144525260
>touch of cute and sweet
Except she's neither of those things.

>>144524820
AWOOO
I'll be back to posting my glorious charr soon

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>current year
>not maining memeser

>>144528745
perhaps not to you, anon. but she has been with me.

>>144527643

rats btfo

>>144530630
You can say that about anyone in this game though, even the humans. Or are you going to tell me squatfu isn't a fictional character?

>>144527643
Well, at least the guess is right. No blame on google there, it was touched a bit to remove a leg.

http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_images/a7a269094cd03c9b802c3031c40dc60a/1181782%20-%20Asura%20DarkNek0Gami%20Guild_Wars_2.jpg

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>>144531139

I have witnesses THE SQUATFU in all of her glory, she is very real.

>>144530453
>thinking that blatant mental illness with attention whoring is cute and sweet
i guess kittdai really fucked you up, rexxie.

>>144531449
LEWD!

Gkick Jzaku and Hazell

I know who the gkick poster is. He admitted it to me

gkick the gkick poster

Why Lusster is STILL in the guild? Drosera?

>>144533463
go away! i infiltrated their discord and will continue to shitpost about them until they let me into their clique raid group!

>skype clique
>discord clique
>raid clique
predict the next one, hurry

>>144533997
ERP clique form /d/, but they are /soc/-level fags

>>144533463
Who? I will gkick him.

>>144533997
teamspeak

>>144533997
Overwatch

Lusster gkick when?

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>>144531974
Guess again.

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>>144535232
>mfw Squatfu is the lovechild of Gollum, the Joker and Tin Man

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>>144535232

who are you bullshitting anon

>>144536230
>searching for the thumbnail instead of the full-size image
Delusional and inept. Fitting combination for a catfag.

Quick question, complete noob here.

Anyway, what can I do with dyes I already have?

>>144536958
Sell them on the tp

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I changed some things!

>>144536958
Sell them on the TP, combine really cheap ones in the mystic forge for a more valuable one.

>>144537226
no one cared the first time, no one cares now

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>>144520690
sssssshucks anon im a wee hag haha

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>>144518150
I gallantly reached the last step but I lost to another game no better than this...

>>144517951
You don't know anything about me or how I've already fulfilled your shitty little checklist on my own time in my own way many times over. And if you're trying to "save" people here, trust me, I was there too and you're better off just looking at your own fucking list and doing it yourself rather than trying to ride the high horse through the city main street.

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>>144517951
I live near very heavily forested areas. Nature doesnt really represent a beauty to be admired to me, nature is just straight up comfy. Nothing beats a tree with some good shade with lots of dry grass you and your friends can whistle with and so on.

Me and my friend played a few songs round the carpark today because it was way too hot and that brings him happiness as his father is dying.

Ive been finding inner peace with my friend Erica. She has introduced me to all sorts of esoteric magic, we also want to start a circus together. we have all the painted props and cardboard stage set pieces ready. Our first act revolves around an octopus.

Ive tried to create something stunning, its a pretty silly folk punk album. its not really stunning though. To me, its not very fun to listen to recordings of my songs, because I am too used to being around a bunch of people singing the songs with them.

As always I play lots of the thief games, I think those are better than GW2. but GW2 is my favorite online game because it has nice people in it and the game isnt very complicated. its casual fun.

>>144539707
mspaint art is cute

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>>144539707
that being said the place is covered in our coke cans and stuff and cleaning up my own place is boring because im an irresponsible little eejit

aetherpath run is done, condi ranger is my st$$z

gonna grab a meal and head out somewhere and enjoy the sunset, bye /gw2g/

>>144540572
I know we've drawn so fucking much

>>144539707
doing simple but fun stuff like that with friends is great. also being creative is great too. i like to be creative at times just for the fun of it.

>>144541160
w-where did you get that?

>>144541316
wouldn't you like to know

>>144541354
i want to know where you found that cute pixely rat with subtle eye markings....

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>>144542143
she's mine, anon.
I found her doing cute things in a nice place.

>>144542815
hello anon you're very qt.

>>144542981
That's not your rat.

>>144543253
she's mine now.

>>144537253
What/ where is the mystic forge?

>>144541160
turkeys?

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>>144543847
Nice try, but you're not fooling anyone kiddo.
That's MY ratfu...

also you shouldn't say weird stuff about people you don't know. that's gross

>>144544806
I will add Calsi and Lani to my rat collection.

>>144542910
>only 349 supply with a full squad
Looks like a lot of them are slacking

now apologize by smooching our feetsies like a good boy

>>144544275
lion's arch, right near Trader's Forum Waypoint

>>144517951
I only do daily fractals though

>>144545025
gunnar's hold, so yeah

>>144537226
>reading this
this.. is pretty retarded...
like why? If you want challenge go play darksouls

>>144545619
ironically they actually threatened to kill themselves and one of their friends bought them darksouls 3 so they wouldn't

>>144545619
People have different preferences, fun fact.

Some people like stuff that I don't.

I'm going to gift marblemaid a .45!

>>144545719
marble threatens to kill herself every other day.

She feeds off of the attention that her beta orbiters (if she even still has any left) bring her. I remember one of them used to be in HOPE and it was fucking pathetic watching him talk to her.

>>144545743
Are you autistic? they recommendation was based on their preferences (wanting a challenge), im sure darksouls was just an example. Change it to "If you want a challenge it's far more rewarding to go play a game that is better at giving you a challenge"

>>144545719
No I didn't. Hyroo is just my friend. He has a girlfriend and everything. He just likes to buy me things from time to time just because he is a nice person and we are friends.

>>144546484
keep telling yourself that while you take advantage of his kindness

Gkick Hyroo

>>144546484
why dont I believe you

>>144546484
>He just likes to buy me things from time to time just because he is a nice person and we are friends.
Lol, that's not how normal friendships work.

>>144546915
I give him stuff, dont expect stuff in return, he gives me stuff and doesnt expect stuff in return

we talk about fish and videogames, our friendship isnt massive but its a chill one

I want to impress Lusster. Any tips?

>>144547351
Namedrop him.

>>144545743
>wanting a challenge
>suggest a game desgined just for that
>a game highly acclaimed for that specific purpose
>not a game designed for an entirely different purpose
you can do what you want but that doesnt make it less dumb

>>144547351
Write lusster a haiku and mail it ingame

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>>144547351
Slap his butt

>>144547742
>his

??????

Are warriors fun to play?

Or should I just go Reve

Post FHDs!

>>144544806
Anon...

>>144548687
Only extreme edgelords play and main rev

>>144545147
huh?

>>144547742
i'm gonna slap ur butt first qt anime anon, and then im gonna make sure lusster is okay

give me lani she is mine

>>144549717
no she's not...

>>144549717
i was just kididng around before, I like to poke calsi from time to time. Lani is theirs and Calsi is lani's!

We need to find our own partners, anon...

SHE IS MINE

>>144550247
she's not, anon... but ur gunna be okay *pats*

i want a calsi to shitpost with........

>>144547742
I want to hold lusster's hand and smooch him on his qt cheek

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>>144548298
everyone is a cute boy online anon
>>144548908
My butt is off limits rexxie

>>144550878
Half of the internet is female.

Why do you ignore statistics anon.

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>>144550692
>>144550247
You two should fuck

>>144550878
oh really?

>>144552546
that's a cute rat desu

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>>144552862
Here's more rats fresh from 2013

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for the glory of rats

>>144553092
Pitfighter rats make the best wifes DESU.

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>>144553331
Subjectively wrong but I can dig it

rats US and charr EU confirmed

>>144553685
>subjectively
Precisely. Objectively we have the stats to prove Pitfighter rats are the most Loyal of rats, which makes them statistically the best wives.

>>144553862
stop this meme

>>144547603
let me try test one
since life is pretty random
please, fuck off fluusi :)

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Water combat rework and pirate update when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CvSIhF_tA

>>144554386
fluusi's lynboi is pretty cute tho
wish i knew the name of flus' lyn

>>144552390
I'm blinded by my own lust for cute boys, leave me alone bully.

>>144554572

underwater content is a mistake

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>>144554620
wtf are you talking about my lyn sucks *crybaby sounds echo from a basement*

>>144554702
Some underwater weapons would be really fun to use on land. Mainly the spears and tridents.

>>144554880
No he was cute

>>144555380
...was? what happened?

>>144555380
he looks like fluusis ideal rape victim, i cant think of the gross things that pedo did on it

>>144555456
He's gone I think

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If you could marry with a rat, which rat would you marry?

Hardmode: Not your current waifu if any

>>144556239
ditch the rat get with a cat

>>144556239
i'd marry rikki

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>>144556239
a cat

>>144556239
She's gone, and it still hurts to consider other possibilities even if the sentiment seems fully open on the other end. I wish I could just be the lonely futasura.

>>144557461
Hung futa rats are always in niche demand. You'll be fine.

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>>144557653
>in demand
That's not the same as in love.

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>>144556239
A cat, ofc.

I forgot there was a hard mode.
I never found out the rival's name, so that leaves the Krewe Chief.

since gae left the thread just isn't how I remember it

>>144555750
I wish I was fluusi's ideal rape victim

I NEED to penetrate vae's masculine vagina

I wish fluusi raped me when hes horny

tfw fluusi doesn't post or play anymore so you can't tell him to fuck off...

>>144556239
I'm going to marry Korrli.

>>144559729
hes a cuntboy?
even better

>>144559892
Why would you marry a used up slut?

>>144560171
don't spread lies anon, korrli is the purest

>>144556239
No decent rat actually exists. So I marry none.

>>144556239
hat rat

>>144556239
I wanna marry Toxicologist Kalzi!

why didn't she pick me...

Give me futa rat

>>144556239
Tillycuck

Why do you even want the futa rat?

>>144554572
I still wish this game was more open worldish and had some factions you could actually join.

Wouldn't it be cool to join a pirate faction and raid villages every once in a while. Then an event would start and players in the faction of the Lionguard could defend it. Would make a bit of open world pvp.

Sadly pvp in this game is horribly shitty and the scaling would ruin everything since low level players would just get anihilated by high level ones.

>>144564676
Justice comes at a price.

>>144564697
>join a pirate faction and raid villages
There was a time (you know, back in like 2010) when I thought that dynamic events would have a two-way participation system. Honestly, the easiest way to do that would probably come in the form of entire zones being converted into the sort of "faction lines" in Cantha which would fluctuate based on instanced fighting done elsewhere. It'd be cool to see the line shifts spawn loads of faction-specific mobs, though, that could drive opposing faction players out of certain zones or at least present a scary fight if those players wanted to defend an outpost.

>>144564676

because it has both tits and dick(s)

>>144565161
it has no tits

>>144564941
My nightly rounds and scuffles have amassed me a fortune, and I'm more than able to pay.

>>144564676
i want to suck on them ears while she fucking me

>>144565258

shut up fampai, mine has 8 tits

>>144565071
That's what it sounded like, I agree. They really hyped these events.

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>>144565354
>>144564941
T-that's way too lewd!!

>>144564697
>factions you could actually join
But you do that :^)

>join order in ps
>do 3 missions
>GUD JAWB YOU'RE THE BOSS OF ALL ORDERS NOW

>>144564676
I miss her hot accent on discord in the arvo

>>144565660
I always thought it would be cool to see places like Ebonhawke (or rather the zone in which that place is situated; it's long left me) as a faction zone. Players would just go to quartermasters to participate in a separate pvp version of the zone (or something) on which victories would influence benefits and environments to pve players on the pve map. They'd have to be things like cosmetics and faster travel on roads or something.

>>144566343
I quite like the idea. Knowing that nothing like this will ever get into the game makes me quite sad.

But even if Anet would like to introduce something like this, with the current mega-servers it wouldn't be possible.

>>144565354
Justice degenerates more by the day. You're pathetic.

>>144566878
>mega-servers
Oh sheeze, I forgot about that. Yeah, it worked in GW1 because it was all districts (even though everyone just used the American one). RIP. Still could use some overworld pve instances, though. They could at least just be Alliance Battles that reward [NEW UNIQUE CURRENCY WORTH NOTHING ANYWHERE ELSE] which could be dumped into more cosmetics.

>>144567585
I'd rather be pathetic and still struggling than haughty but worthless. You sidelined yourself and gave up the moment the lights went out while I've fought in the dark since the beginning. A crumbling pharos will not be demeaned by a rusted hand lamp that has never once even cradled a candle. What I thought was a blossoming beacon was, in the end, just a stray hole in this pitch black cave.

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>>144464929
If your game has RNG boxes, its guaranteed success.

>>144464929
HOW CAN ANYONE FALL FOR THIS

You should probably warn players about the dangers of gambling.

>>144568531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

This culture is scum.
"Opening 100 RNG packages!" videos are scum.
People who buy this stuff? Scum.

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>>144568838

Can't wait for the sun to go supernova and scatter our ashes through the cosmic space as if we never existed.

My only regret is that I won't be there to witness it.

>>144569621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSa9cNQYR6k

>>144568348
Feel free to continue flailing your arms around in a motel bathroom with the lights out.

>>144568348
>>144567585
>>144565354
WHO ARE THESE

WHAT IS THEIR STORY

>>144569906
Maybe flailing is better than curled up in a ball and withering.

>>144570462
the story of a degenerate "hero" corrupted by carnal pleasures
and a dejected protege watching in twisted pleasure as a vice's grip chokes her broken, once-admired paragon

>>144571745
Why did they become a hero? what was their super power? how did they meet their protege and what made them fall from grace?

is there a synopsis of the 'story thus far' so I can catch up on all this

>>144572583
you'd have to rp with them for a decent plot breakdown

What the fuck are yall niggas even talkin bout in this thread what in the fuck

>>144572583
At first the entire thing was thread memes, but I actually have a legitimate backstory written now.

>>144573464
by the time you joined the thread everyone here agreed to vote for trump

>>144573779
I already voted for Trump in the primaries faggot. I will vote in the General Election too. I even donated money to his campaign and volunteer for him. I EVEN GOT TO MEET HIM.

I LOVED TRUMP BEFORE YOU DID NERD.

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>>144573848

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This thread gets more and more shit as time goes on

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Someone should make Donald Trump in game so I can ERP him..

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>>144573963
>being this excited over a trust fund baby who doesn't know how to run a country