/owg/ - Overwatch General #30

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>>144348245
The ID list has been modified to reduce administration. You may now edit it yourself, make sure to set a Protected Range for your row (pic related).

>/owg/ ID List
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R E I N H A R D T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbJ-4ClLyVI

All roadhog players killing themselves when?

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Mercy is best girl!

D.Va is the most fun "tank" in this game

>>144349623
All tracer players killing themselves when?

OFFICIAL WAIFU TIER LIST

Patrician Tier
- Mercy
- D.Va

Okay Tier
- Pharah
- Mei

Mediocre Tier
- Tracer
- Zarya

Kill Yourself Tier
- Symmetra
- Widowmaker

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You do have above 50% winrate with your main, right anon?

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Toblerone has the best pov in the game. Eyes on asses all the time.

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It's 4 seconds into the round and this smacks your killfeed on the ass, what do you do?

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'Twas early in beta, I got killed by Mcree
"Hot Damn!" I thought. Let me try out that "E"!
That bastard's OP, I'll just fan the hammer --
I missed all my shots ... that ended my swagger.

So next, onto bastion, he's mowed me down thrice!
Then mei, that bitch is so strong with her ice.
I tried them both out, and found to my horror
Despite all my effort, I was still bottom scorer!

FUCK! All these Genji's and Tracers around
They're just invincible, they never get downed.
Except when I play them ... they've got like, 2 HP?!?
Shit. Maybe it's time I go back to Mcree ...

FUCK these FUCKING Widowmaker's snipes
Her and that Hanzo get all these team wipes...
It's all up to me; I'll snipe them right back
(FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK goddamn piece of shit ...)
<ahem> These sniping skills are the skills that I lack.

OH MY GOD. TWO TORBJORNS. JUSTICE RAINS FROM THE SKY.
FUCK. SHIT. COCK BRAINED SWEDE. BITCH PHARAH. JUST DIE.
..... <sigh>

I tried OP heroes, but ran out of luck,
At the end of the day the truth is that I suck.
It's all just a game, I know, but I'm stuck
The only solution is to not. give. a. fuck.

>>144349753
Continue playing because the first four seconds of spam into the attacker's spawn barely matters, even if it's a complete teamwipe.

>>144349706
>hating on a character that not only takes skill but is easily countered by the most common and strongest character in the game

After you do, so probably unfortunately never.

>>144348245
Fuck off

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D. Va is so much fun!

>>144349619
people with lots of experience who don't actively try to improve themselves get into bad habits. that's why your parents are so terrible at driving.

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Every account has a hidden stat called MMR, or Matchmaking Rating. When you win a game, your MMR goes up, and when you lose a game, your MMR goes down. This is proportional to the skill of the enemies you are playing against, and the skill of your teammates. When the matchmaker puts you in a game, it attempts to find matches where both sides have a 50% chance of winning. This naturally leads to players gravitating towards 50% winrates. It does this using your MMR.

The fact that you have a 50% win rate does NOT correlate to your skill level. Neither does your account level. A player can be level 40 with a low MMR, or a level 15 with a high MMR. If you are a better player than your MMR would suggest, then you will get placed into games with a higher than 50% chance of winning them. Likewise, if your skill level is lower than your MMR would suggest, then you will be placed into games that you have a less than 50% chance of winning. This will continue until your MMR reflects your true skill. If a player believes that their MMR is beneath their skill level, and that they consistently play with and against players that are less skilled than them, they simply have to play more games, and eventually their MMR will reflect their true skill.

Always remember that you are the only constant in between your games, and that you do have a significant impact in the outcome. Especially in an FPS, one player out of 6 makes a huge contribution. When one talks about unfair games and that they are consistently put into games that they have no chance of winning, only means that the Matchmaker thought that they were more skilled than they really are, and put them into a higher level game than they belong in. It is unreasonable to suggest that the matchmaker consistently places a player into games where their team is less skilled than themselves and the enemy team.


TL;DR, Forced 50 is real, but it is a good thing that allows games to more fair and of higher quality. Win rate=/= skill.

>>144349861

the widow is on defense, the hanzo is on offense, the screenshot is from the perspective of the defender

>>144349753

Getting a random kill with a random arrow or even better a scatter arrow into spawn is nothing

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>>144349729

Sitting at 58.4% winrate with the hoginator, ditching retarded /vg/ deadweights I know will shit up every game and make me lose was the best decision I have made

Hog is so damn good against pubs you never have to worry about your teamcomp because you deal damage, self heal and have the hp to deal with every threat there is

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Justify this

>play mcree
>get up close enough to enemy that their body is covering my screen
>fan the hammer
>miss half shots

>play against mcree
>they hit every fan shot 10 meters away

What am I doing wrong?

>>144349687
She looks wonderful with her hair flowing freely.

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>>144349752
>Eye level with all the ass
>Turret to destroy high mobility heroes
>High damage shotgun + long range rivets
>Hammer does 75 damage
>armor for days
The best

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>>144347251
I'm a bit late but here, have something.

>>144350042
tumblr propaganda

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>>144350034
Yeah I love hog, I either go Sanic RULES OF NATURE or I just hook niggas and shoot them in the face

>>144349938
nah fuck you i've been getting solid losses all day because i keep getting shit teams that don't work together

forced 50 is unfair trash that pairs good players up with bad ones to fuck them over, get fucked

>>144349938
>but it is a good thing that allows games to more fair and of higher quality

Most games are total stomps for one team. So no, that's fucking dumb. Fuck your pasta you mercy posting nigger faggot cunt whore.

>>144350083
I would love one of these that says "Ore wa Memeji"

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>always skeptical about picking Torbjorn on attack
>pick him on attack despite the audible sighing from some teammates
>have one of the funnest matches i've had since beta

His gun is good, his ult is strong, he brings armor and his turret is pretty good to place in flank spots or at a distance to act as a makeshift sniper when you're all battling at the payload. Why do people still get upset at Torb and Symm on attack? I'm level 30 and at least 1-2 people still bitch about it.

>the only skill that matters when trying to win a game is teamwork/communication
>/owg/ doesn't play with each other

Why is that? 6 retards who are picking smart comps, calling out enemy movements and changing to counter certain problem heroes will beat 6 people with better aim every time.

>>144350069
Yeah, she needs a skin where she lets her hair down.

>>144350190
>will beat 6 people with better aim every time

wrong

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>when the MMR hits hard

>>144350159
Keep blaming losses on your team mates, and you will never climb. You are the only constant.

Any proof of your statement besides personal experiences?

>>144350162
Agreed. Overtime is a problem. Games go into Overtime far too frequently, and it detracts from how accurately the game is able to determine how skilled players are.

>>144350264
Overwatch is a MOBA, not a FPS

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>>144349729
Not as many games played yet
Having a blast with this bitch

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>tfw no overwatch playing gf

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Why do people think 20 tick is a problem?

If everyone has 20 tick, then no one has 20 tick, and it all evens out.

You guys complain about the stupidest shit.

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>Every game is decided by who has the best Widowmaker

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STILL NEED HELP

Quick guys I need to load my Tracer out

Give me
>best skin
>best victory pose
>best spray
>best highlight intro

I HAVE 2K COINS NOTHING IS TOO EXPENSIVE

>>144350168
Don't let anyone else know he has a gun
It's a better Peacemaker, but it's too secret to nerf right now

>>144350247
>good K/D on widow
Well everyone in this game should have at least 2:0 because its never actually 'kills' its just 'kills i may have randomly hit them once in'.

>>144350298
I crack up eveytime Junkrat makes that face

''Roadhog? are.. are we the baddies?''

Blizzard, please for the love of fuck add literally any kind of filter for quick play. I don't want to play capture point, I don't want to play Hanamura, I don't want to play Fuckstya Industry, I don't want to play Temple of Anubis. I don't want to play these maps literally ever. I could go my entire life never seeing as much of a screenshot of that russian shithole map and be better for it.

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>>144350354
holy kek

> Tfw hollywood
> Earlier today I got flashbang + fanned by a waiting Mccornershitter out of spawn
> Last game a bastion was sitting around a wall outside of spawn
Anyone else have any other cheese spots (In Holywad or otherwise) that I can be wary of? That shit's super annoying.

Would Mercy get off on physical abuse?

>>144350264
if this were the case then it would be 6 mccrees/widowmakers picked in "competitive" overwatch everytime, they pick two mccrees however

>>144350354
That's hilarious.

>>144350323
That's a roundabout way of blaming overtime for your losses

>>144350354
>when I hit the enemy it's skill
>when the enemy hits me it's bullshit

>someone actually got mad at me ingame for using Thunderbird on Pharah because she's Egyptian and not a Native American
I thought these kind of people DIDN'T play the game

>>144350380
>T Racer
>Sitting
>Pew Pew Pew
>Serious Business

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>>144350042
THICC

>>144350380
Slipstream is the best skin.
Whatever pose.
YOU GOT PROBED is wonderful when you assrape an unsuspecting Widow.
srs business is her best highlight as it's cute and brings extra salt.

>>144350526
disgusting

>>144350495
I blame it for my losses just as much as I blame it for my wins.

>>144350526
stop posting this fat ugly pig

>>144350454
Are you PS4
I might have been that McCREEEE

>that feel when shit with heroes that contribute to the team overall

I'm so shit at Reinhardt, Mercy and Lucio, i just want to die.

>>144350354
>If everyone has 20 tick, then no one has 20 tick, and it all evens out.

So getting hit around corners is perfectly fine to you because you can do it to other players? That's retarded.

Fucking captcha

>Click all the street numbers
>Literally just fucking mountains and landscapes

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>>144350351
Fixed

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WE LIVING BOYS!!

>>144350526
nigga she's fucking fat.

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>>144349108
>Hacker is actually a cool concept, someone who is more machine oreintated would make sense. Someoen who has multiple drones stolen from the military and can 'hack' other players by messing with their screens and stuff. Nothing unfun like reducing their ultimates, but stuff like a zone the size of winston bubble where no one can use abilities, or he can pilot his drones a la Junkrat ult. And offensive builder maybe, or other interface screw.
>Someone who despite being able to upload his own mind to the net in case of damage is an utter coward afraid of death. Doesn't engage directly and 'cheats.' He doesn't do straight up fighting since he knows Overwatch or Talon would kill him, so he's a cyber terrorist.

Would have his little drones around him fire as his main gun, or even a dinky mercy pistol. His first ability would be to pilot a drone off, and can have up to three drones at once. They last ten seconds and explode on death with a decent cool down for regeneration. Second ability would be something like a Silence ability that makes target player unable to use abilities for a couple seconds or something, or maybe a cheat similar to Hanzo's vision. Maybe something meta since he's a hacker.

Ultimate is interface screw, which makes people lose their HUD. Utter fuck up, but coms remain and probably ult timer so there is that.

>>144350298
>Get some decent teams with good comps
>Win 5 games in a row

>queue for a 6th
>"DEFEAT" at hero pick

>queue again
>0-1 KotH map
>somehow carry it, end up with 4 gold medals

>queue again
>two widowmakers on attack, one minute remaining to cap point one
>lose

>queue again
>lose Hollywood defense
>most healing as Roadhog when we had a mercy
>healed 25% of team damage
>4 gold medals

BLIZZARD WHY?!

Why do Reinhardts hate other Reinhardts so much

>>144350526
Jesus, I would fuck the shit out of her. Much more interesting than any skeleton bitch.

76 reminds me a lot of Clint Eastwood.

>>144350380
Sporty
Sitting
Lena
Serious Business

>>144350665
You just broke it actually
It's an old template

>>144350526

>lensless glasses

She could be the hottest woman on the planet and it still wouldn't make me mad as fuck

>>144349687
>tfw no pocket Mercy to heal while I charge recklessly in the enemy team and suck my german dick afterwards

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>>144350526
She's not thicc. She's genuinely fat

Pic related is thicc

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>>144350630
Just play them until you get good. If you really want to improve that's the only way.

Mercy and Lucio are a lot easier to be useful with than Reinhardt, I think. With Reinhardt you need a team who will actually utilize your shield or you might as well be playing another tank that can just do their own thing like Roadhog.

>>144350671
Reinhardt will ALWAYS save the day

>>144350628
Nah, PC. He had the yellow mystery dude legendary skin.

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>>144350526

>>144350430
Pro tip: you don't get a penalty for leaving during hero selection, before you spawn into the waiting room.

Sometimes I just leave every game on defense because I don't feel like defending. Sometimes I leave every game that isn't on a KOTH map because I feel like playing KOTH. A LOT of the time I leave because I don't like the heroes my teammates picked.

Does Blizzard enjoy the fact that they made playing this game with randoms utterly impossible?

>>144350079
All of this. I've just started playing Torb consistently and I love him. Gay flankers getting rekt. Whole party armored up. Easy 4-8 kd per game.

>>144350786
The humor comes from defying your expectations of a very popular template.

>>144350776
Holy shit senpai I wanna live in there

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>>144349926
D. Va needs to get her life together and stop disappointing her father.

How do I get gud with Zarya? I suck so much.

Also, best tank in your opinion?

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>>144350671
For a moment I thought that reinhardt threw himself off the edge to save you instead of being blasted off by the Brazilian Manlet of Sick Beats.

God bless the old Giga-Kraut, always sacrificing himself for others.

Hey McCree
What time is it?!

>>144350836

I only really hate KotH maps, as all of them usually have 1 map that sours the entire experience.

>>144350201
> offensive builder

how could that even work. The whole concept behind being a "builder" is that you are rewarded for taking the time to defensively set up an area. I can't see a character not being OP if they are able to build quick enough to make themselves offensively viable


Also, referring to your Omnic "hacker" type of character. Maybe he could be a drone specialist type of character. One of his abilities could be a drone type of ability that either: acts as a counter UAV type of thing (ie: negates Widows ult/Hanzo's arrow) while also allowing you to pilot a mini drone and "tag" enemy players so they appear on radar. His ultimate could be piloting said drone, but instead it has a powerful rocket (sort of like a combo of Bastion's ult with Pharah's rockets). Don't know about his second ability though, maybe have him send out little nanobots at an enemy that do some damage over time? there doesn't seem to be too many DoT abilities

>>144350757
There can only be one

>>144350526
Nigger thats obese

I would definitely use the Mako skin to harpoon that bitch

>>144350810
are you the Mercy slut?

>>144350323
listen faggot, every game is gold/silver medals across the board, half of them are potgs if i'm playing offense, and i usually get nominated even by the fucking enemy team when we lose because of how good i'm doing

i am CONSTANTLY GOOD, which is why i KEEP GETTING PUT UP WITH SHIT TEAMMATES, that's how this garbage fucking system works

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Pharah has the most miserable, sad and pathetic rocket launcher I have ever used in a video game, let it be RPG, FPS, any genre, ever.

It is quite remarkable if anything.

>>144351015
Nerf time.

>>144350817
I want to Paulstretch McCree's vocal cords

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>mfw someone just acknowledged my skill by sending a friend request
>literally my first friend on Battlenet
>joined up with two of his friends in a group
>stomped a few matches against randoms

Feels fucking good.

Forced 50% winrate so fun. Oh you have 10 more wins than losses? Fuck you enjoy getting stomped 10 games in a row.

>>144350994
REINHARDT

Definitely

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>>144350760
same. i dont even play mei but she is easily the most fuckable

>Join team
>Hanzo and Widow in same team
>Leave

>>144349938
you almost have it right but you forget that it's blizzard

blizzard thinks in team mmr, see hots. they think that 2200 + 1300 and 1750 + 1750 is the same thing when in reality, it's a 2v1. this is where the forced 50 comes from. you get paired up with players far below your skill level A TON. proof, see heart of the storm

>>144350439
An offensive builder would be something like mini sentry on Engineer in Tf2. Drop a little turret for damage, or send something forward like a drone that plants itself on point like a small offensive scout. Give himself something like a health skit spawner and bam you have yourself a forward station for your team to rally at.

>>144350810
WOW

With zarya, say you're taking moderate fire. Do you pop your barrier right away or wait until your personal shield is down and pop it before you lose hp?

>>144350810
>laying down to make your hips appear wider

I use that trick too

>Repeatedly focused down as Mercy
>Team does nothing about it
At that point I just leave those retards

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Why are Mercy's hips so fucking Thicc?

>>144350994
She is kind of tricky but is really awesome once you get used to her. The trick is to let the other tank (you arent solotanking with Zarya, are you anon?) go ahead as you support him from behind with shields. Then once you build up energy go beast mode and destroy enemies with your crazy high damage. Make sure yo know when you can engage and remember your shield only blocks 200 damage but this damage does not carry over to your real HP pool . so you can save yourself and an ally from a powerful enemy ult with it if you are paying attention.

>>144351113

So you're the best of a team of shitters?

Got it.

>>144351113
You're shit and will always be shit

>>144350969
#76Dad and ChibishitD.Va are my two favourite fan personalities

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>it's a "Two Genjis on your team and both of them are bad" episode

>>144350760
I just hate how she sounds like someonewith down syndrome

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>tfw can't break it down

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>reincuck holing his shield
>literally walk into his face and kill him
>do this like 3 times
>he catches on and tries to charge me instead
>hook him out of it and kill him anyway

hog is such a bully

>>144350380
>nothing is too expensive
Slipstream tbqh :V)

>>144351301
Because Mercy is the perfect mother

>>144351362
because she's a subhuman chink

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>>144349304
66% win rate

Never my first pick, but it's rare any other senpai is willing to step up

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Shout out to all my fellow Reaper mains!!!

>>144351279
I go Toblerone when that happens. Their squishy flankers get annihilated by the turret and leaves their team without any help. My team of blind idiots can charge forward and win because I killed all the flankers.

>>144351301
So she can have a strong aryan child with 76

>>144351380
Nah the reinhardt is a retard

>>144350907

maybe 80% of my games are in progress or in set up when i join

i don't know if im in some kind of super tryhard mmr but it fucking sucks

>>144351097
No, I got that on /sp/. I'm a Tracerfag

>>144351234
Its to bad this game won't ever have side weapons or options. Because thats really all you just need for Torb.

>>144350994
Think of her shield and charge mechanic not as a traditional shield to block damage but more as a parrying dagger. You take enemy attacks and turn them on themselves, turning their own aggression against them and smashing them in the face.

Zarya is actually a perfect representation of traditional Russian tactics really, they get attacked and wait until you overreach and leave yourself open to a counterattack. Then they fucking steamroll you mercilessly with the rage and ferocity only a nation of pissed off slavic peasants can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DljgSrTbNE

>>144351301
Because she incarnates life, and in a woman "life" can be expressed with large hips, capable of carrying a baby, a new life.

>>144351439

I hope you learned your lesson.

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Mercy suffering!

>>144351390
>>144351451
>>144351462
>Mercy
>Not 100% gay for Pharah

There are still people who deny they will be a canon couple?

>>144351542
worst feel

Who is the worst hero and why is it Zenyatta?

>>144351306
if he's the best player on his team by far, he shouldn't be put on that team.
similarily, if you're an absolute shitter getting carried, you shouldn't be on that team.
and in extension, your team of monkeys shouldn't face a team of reasonably competent people.
if someone is a shitter, he plays with shitters against shitters.
if someone is mediocre, he plays with mediocre players against mediocre players.
if someone is truly good, he plays with good players against good players.

this is not a difficult concept.
close defeats aren't even half as infuriating as when you get steamrolled and all your attempts to compensate by counterpicking or herding your team absolutely fail because they overextend like apes for example.

>>144350671
>no one noticed you got knocked off and stood on the edge so you could fly up

>>144351542
Mommy, why does daddy 47 get hurt?

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>>144351467

what can he possibly do against hog? if he has team mates behind his shield ill just break it down and hook him to his death

only way I see him not getting shit on is just ulting

>>144351215
i remember getting to 3k mmr and literally playing with 4k mmr "pros" in hearoes of the storm, it was pretty funny. blizzard doesn't give a fuck.

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>It's a WWBW episode

>>144351542

Fuck off tumblr

OH BOY TIME FOR ANOTHER GAME AS MERCY

OH LOOK AT THAT, THE ENEMY TRACER IS COMPETENT, I'M DEAD HALF THIS FUCKING MATCH

OH LOOK SOME RANDOM FUCKING SOLDIER FROM THE ENEMY IS SUDDENLY FLANKING US AND I'M DEAD

OH LOOK A WINSTON DROPPED IN, I'M DEAD

OH LOOK MCCREE IS FLANKING TOO, FLASHBANG DEAD

GEE IT WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD ESCAPE SOMEHOW, BUT MY ENTIRE TEAM IS CLUMPED UP

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>>144351542
Mercy love!

>>144351593
People who realize based Blizzard continually trolls SJWs. See: Zayra being hardcore racist and full nationalist, and Tracer's new victory pose.

>>144351635

Is it confirmed that there's MMR or is it just confirmation bias from various sources?

>have lots of time on Lucio
>play my little healing song and spam my wub wub gun with the group
>feel pretty good
>watch videos of pro faggots climbing on walls with the speed boost on all the time and murdering everyone
>feel shitty

My entire life is a lie.

>>144351124
It's sad that Pharah is the worst Attacker in the fact that she's the one that requires the most skill to use for extremely situational advantages.

>>144350810
jesus

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>>144351695
outplayed :^)

>>144351695
Why do you spam lclick.

>>144351671
>count to four
>pin the pig when he reloads
Or
>hold the shield and wait for your team mates to arrive
>wait for them to remove the pig

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>>144351593
Let me guess, you're one of those Pharah obsessed guys who thought she had robotic arms?

>>144350046
Playing as Mcree

>there are people in this general who unironically pick Mercy over Lucio in any situation

>>144351708
>play Mercy
>enemy Tracer is really good and has a big fucking futaboner for me
>rapes me every 40 seconds
>team yells at me

FUCK GODDAMN FUCK TITS SHIT

>>144351380
>Reinhardt holding his shield up on the payload
>drop down from a ledge and put a sticky on him
>E away and laugh as he dies and his team gets fucked
>do this every push because my ult recharges fast as fuck

>>144351865
>Lucio
>Good at anything that isn't KOTH

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>>144351865

>playing a nigger over a cute aryan waifu

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>>144351593
>There are still people who deny they will be a canon couple?

Some things can't be fixed.

D.Va is the only girl for 76.

>>144351748
there is some sort of MMR but so far it seems to average across the teams. so the luck of the draw can be against you and if you're in the mid tier of MMR as a lot of people are, you'll get absolutely unfair games because of that.

>>144350762

He's Gran Torino

>>144351830
Nope, robotic arms are bad cuddles.

>>144351719
Blizz said they will have LGBT characters and Mercy/Pharah are perfect for it!

>>144351865
>picking a manlet over an aryan goddess

>>144349304
H A M M E R

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAuaPGSUkvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oowW3lbUj5o

do i seriously have to watch potg before i can leave?

yes i'm salty

>>144351671
>seriously thinks Roadhog is good
Get a load of this literal faggot.

>>144351907
>play tracer a lot
>rarely come across a good mercy to hunt down
>usually just end up focusing reinhardt or whatever tank is playing with basically 0 support from their team.

>>144351956
>team with all d.va
>actually won

>>144351907
If enemy Tracer/Genji is actually decent and nobody protects you, you have to float around from person to person, you can't just stay somewhere hoping for a HUGE REZ.
Unfortunately that's a risky game because then some sniper or whatever can pick you off. You just have to think which death is more certain and choose the less certain one.

>>144352062
the second the game goes slowmo you can leave

>>144351941
Lucio is the #1 most picked character in pro matches. Double Lucio, double McCree is the meta because both are OP at every map and every situation.

>>144349687
>40 year old catlady
>best girl

I guess, if you're into geriatrics who smell of cat piss

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>These players are cheating or have recently cheated and they have been caught, and blizzard is doing fuck all

https://watcher.gg/profile/pc/us/Surefour%232559
https://watcher.gg/profile/pc/us/Taimou%232526

>People like these will continue to cheat forever because blizzard either can't detect the cheat or is afraid to ban because of bad publicity and drama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFJfirnuBEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1d04Q4XO30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX-AepyRFU (Watch for the pixel perfect head hitbox lock-on, and no recoil and screenshake during fan the hammer)

>Many of the current "pro players" in the various "top teams" have dodgy backgrounds and even bans in other games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1kkSZYIlTg

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>>144351912

pulse bomb cant kill a full hp rein tho

>>144351956
>>144351593
>implying the German speaking Swiss woman isn't going to immediately go for the Aryan perfection, 6.5 FT tall German God

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>>144351979
He's totally Batman.

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>>144352007
He's a real swinger

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>>144351542
this version is better

>>144351912
>Reinhardt holding his shield up on the payload
>Ult and kill his allies standing behind him
>Reindhardt keeps holding his shield up on the payload

such dedication, much skill

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>>144351979
>Gran Torino
>tfw I thought of the BnHA character before I thought of the Clint Eastwood movie

>>144352132

Do the healsongs stack?

If one aura ticks for 10 do both simultaneously tick for 20?

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>>144350354

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>>144351593

>implying there are going to be ANY canon couples

Why do you pathetic tumblr fucks feel the need to project your homolust onto everything, no matter how unrelated? Is the rest of your left so bereft of affection that you insert it yourself into a video game about shooting people? Honestly confused

>>144352139
It drops him to like 100 hp or so which I already took away by poking it
honestly Reincucks are suck easy targets for Tracer

>>144352157
He literally says get off my lawn

>>144352192
>shieldcucking on payload
>hear a WHEE
>swing my hammer
>hit the bitch
>bitch misses her bomb
>back to shieldcucking
sometimes Tracers are just bad and slow.

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Let's see 'em /owg/

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>>144352245

GET
DOWN

>>144352112
Too bad most teams and maps aren't built for great Mercy play. The best bet for survival as Mercy is to just go in as close to your more powerful teammates as possible.

>>144352112
>you have to float around from person to person

Unless the entire team that's in LOS is right on top of the tank in which case said genji will just suicide and make sure only you die

>>144352239
no, but one has speed boost on and one has heals on

Reminder that if you play McCree you deserve a slow, painful death

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>Blizzard banning HWID

ahahaha get fucking rekt IP changing scrubs

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>>144351593
Your "ship" will never become canon you dumb piece of shit.

>>144352335
how does it feel to waste money on skins?

>>144349713
switch pharah with tracer and i agree

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>>144351798
>Pharah is the worst Attacker
Fucking this, I want to like her, I really do but jesus christ she is just sad

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>>144348245

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>>144352137
Bans come in waves to:

1) make sure there is sufficient evidence to justify a perma ban/hardware ban

2) so that cheaters/hackers using multiple exploits do not know exactly what got them caught, which makes it harder for them to cheat in the future since they have to abandon all the exploits they were using at the time.

It will happen.

>>144352239
No, double Lucio is run with one heal and one speed, this helps Tracer, Lucios etc with both mobility and survivability.
If the healing one is killed, the other can switch. With good aim Lucio puts out great DPS and his ultimate is amazing, thus 2 lucios means twice the Sound barriers, which are a great way to begin a push and a great emergency brake if your team is getting pushed. Its like a pre-emptive res. Popping a sound barrier as you hear a barrage incoming etc will generally prevent a wipe even if McCree can't shoot her down immediately.

>>144352239
No. you can have one speed, one heal at the same time. 30% faster, and being healed. It's powerful as fuck. His ultimate stacks.

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>really like roadhog
>none of his skins look good

its not fair

>>144352157
Who's this artist?

>>144351593
Pharah will probably get dicked by McCree

>>144351364
She did you a favor by not letting you solo ult for no reason

>>144350354
Peeking properly is fucking impossible

>>144352440
Not bad, barely spent anything and don't really get the chance to play games regularly, so what's a few quid for something I like.

>>144352335
>I love paying for free stuff lol

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>>144350837
Sometimes he saves and other times he charges off like a dumbo.

>>144352348
I only die to really, really good Genjis though. Rest of them I can juke and float away to someone who'll protect me from evil cyberninjas.
And if the Genji is a 100% certified shitter I often gun him down myself, pistol whipping when he deflects.
As usual you just have to gauge whether a player is decent or not.

>>144352147
Reinahrdt is too old, sorry. He and 76 are like her dads.
>>144352259
No, its just fun and makes the characters more relateable if they are more like you. I don't get why you are mad at people. Or what your picture has to do with anything.

>>144352430
I hope it will, though!

>>144352549
Nam, McCree is saved for Hanzo.

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>>144352440
Exactly the same as on TF2 and Dota 2

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>>144352302
>He literally says get off my lawn

No he literally says "These *smack* aren't *smack* you're *smack* streets *smack* anymore!!! *and the pinata busts over the Mexican gangsters head smack*."

>Yo man change hero
>Sat on 3 golds and a silver medal
Uh yeah I'm the one that's doing poorly.

>>144352415
>Be Zenyatta
>Ult
>Cancels Zarya and Pharah's ults
>Win match
Always pick Zen.

>>144352534
I like the pirate one

>>144352440

>implying he's not one of those hardcore gaymers

I already saw a lv134 guy today

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>>144352534
>really like Tracer
>have to pay £15 to get her only decent skin

>>144352469
She's great on Numbani, and pretty good on Nepal

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>get a 5 killstreak with Mei and her Ultimate
>then get a 10 kill streak
>win the match
>the play of the game is a junkrat on the other team
>he got a triple kill with his wheel

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>that last thread
good lord why are people like >>144352482
a thing
how do you get to be this beta?

So /owg/, it's the last minutes of the match and your team is not defending/attacking properly, they need something to help them do that last push. Which hero do you switch to?
>inb4 I keep playing widowmaker

In my case, I go with reinhardt to secure the defense or the attack

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How do I deal with a torbjorn turret set up in this position while attacking king's row A? It's behind the bend and it feels like there's no way to get any shots on it without being very exposed to the entire enemy team

>>144352591
ayyyyy, stay mad.

>>144351593
> implying Pharah isn't a hot cock sucker

http://i.imgur.com/Ohb3mup.jpg

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>>144351542
>>144352180
This really gives me feels... Soldier 76 looks just like my fucking dad; he's all scarred and fucked up too from a career in the military, a failed marriage and alcohol problems.

I really should call him.

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>Its a "We have two genji's and no support on our team" episode

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>>144352534
Pig Pen is good

All his legendaries are garbage though

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>>144350354

As a hog player I love 20 tick but some of the hooks I get are fucking stupid and probably look even more stupid on the kill cam for my unfortunate victims

Blizz has the money to use 60 tick so they should, it will make the game a better experience for everyone

>>144352678
Or
>Lucio ults to save your ass and buys time to kill Pharah
>Don't look up

>>144352678
Yep, love playing Zen. He can deal out nasty damage and negate pretty much any ult (although it sucks that High Noon and Rip Tire can still ruin your team with transcendence on)

>>144351798
If she could actually 1 shot Tracer with a rocket I wouldn't mind her shitty damage, but it's just sad at how vulnerable she is during flight combined with no headshot damage and low health.

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>>144352719
>[email protected]
That's funny though.

>>144352775
>tfw you hook a Tracer right after a blink and shamefully miss most of the pellets because of awkward angle
fuck my life.

>>144352505
>>144352137
Think it was mentioned that Blizzard has a division dedicated to overwatch anti-cheat.
For instance Overwatch is the only game that far as I know that actively shutdowns once a .dll injection or memread is being detected to prevent reverse engineering for cheats and then hardware bans you.

Naturally talented hackers will circumvent this but they don't circumvent the actual cheat detection because that team is constantly working on detecting cheats aswell and the hack developer then has to keep buying new game copies and installing them on wmare boxes, repeat everything whilst eating his funds.

It's not a good game to be a cheat developer for.

Where did this stupid "Forced 50" meme come from? Have you shitters actually tried sorting by winrate on masteroverwatch?

Literally get good assholes

>>144352534
I got the Mako skin today and I like it quite a bit.

>>144352741
You can teleport up there to get behind it as reaper.

>>144352741
switch to a hero that can take some hits from that thing and destroy it up close, like monkey trouble or dva

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why am I getting paired with such shit teams
there's people with the 60 dollar skins who are literally standing in one spot while shooting at people on fucking pc

>>144349858
Nice one straight from le'ddit

>>144352670
> it's a "person playing offense character spams "need healing" all game" episode

>>144352886
>he thinks "forced 50 is a meme" is a meme

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>mfw playing D.Va

>bluepost said mccree needs nerfs because he's too good against tanks
>tanks are already too good and they're removing their biggest problem

can't wait for the game to have an even worse meta

>>144352858
He can negate Hanzo's ult completely, that's how I got my pass through the anus achievement.
Also Reaper ult, but that usually means you get one angry edgelord gunning for you exclusively.

>>144352735
For defense I go Rein. Attack I go Pharah.

>King's Row attack, last point
>defenders grouped near the elbow nearest the point
>boost over them, behind them, and sit on the payload
>don't even shoot their exposed backs as the payload trundles along the last 2m and we win

>reaper teleports right in enemy widow's face
>gets shot

why do they do this so consistently

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>removing shield

worst mistake

>on Ilios map with the pit
>Overtime getting ridiculous and I'm pissed as fuck as Reinhardt
>decide to yolo it on the enemy Mei who keeps freezing me like a cuck
>enemy team all between the house and the pit
>miss the charge and ram into the doorway
>push four of them to the side into the pit by mistake
>play of the game

almost as embarassing as the time I got potg as Tor while walking backwards and falling to my death on route 66

>>144352883

They also have a small group dedicated to getting into these communities or getting to know people (with their skills, it's easy to gain trust) and get the source or an early binary to decompile/debug.

>>144352927
But the only way to even have vision of it means that I'm in range of the entire enemy team, and they can shoot me during the channel

>>144352935
I would need to tank the enemy team to get to it with either of them no?

>>144352534
As others have said, Mako/Sharkbait are gud, as is pig pen.
>>144352712
Slipstream's kinda meh to me, her rare skins are where it's at.

>bought commando 76 last night
>played a bit of reinhardt today
>realised how fun he was
>regret buying commando and wish i had bought a reinhardt skin instead

time to wait another 30 hours before i can buy another legendary i guess, which reinhardt skin should i get? kinda torn between stonehardt and blackhardt. does his stonehardt skin still have that weird slightly computerized filter you can hear on him sometimes?

>>144352886
once you hit your skill ceiling in mm, your skill plateaus and you don't improve.
Eventually you get the same amount of wins and losses.

The only way to climb is with a good partner or being ridiculously good at a hero (not with aiming though, as overwatch has constant team respawns, you have to shut them down with good strategy)

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>>144352879

>those weird angle hooks that slide your target all over the place because they got dragged around a corner

I hate that shit so much

>>144352886
>implying blizzard forcing you to be on the same team as shitters for balance will have any effect on 6 player stacks

are you stupid?

>Teamed up with level 100+
I leave immediately because we are GUARANTEED to bet shitstomped. Those faggots have been playing against AI over and over to farm exp, and are some of the worst fucking players you'll ever meet.

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>>144352650
>b-b-b-ut they look cute and muh head canon, y-y-yyou're just triggered xD

All jokes aside.
I sincerely hope you kill yourself. I don't know what kind of warped mentality you have to have to think every single woman in a fictional setting has to have homolust and hates men.

You are literally quite retarded.

>>144351192
>that disgusting looking prop

>>144353105
This is why i'm still holding out on my 1336 coins. I have most hours on Winston and Soldier and Lucio but I've barely touched this week.

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>>144353035
Bad players don't realize that their exit point is clearly marked.

>see red smoke
>aim about head height and wait
>eliminated Xxdank420manxX 100

>>144350380
her vagina is too long

>>144353015
Yeah he can negate any ult that is burst damage based (Pharah, Bastion, Reaper, Hanzo, Roadhog, Soldier, Mei, Torb, Genji) but it Dva, Junkrat and McCree still can wipe your team through it

>>144353080
nah, use the path on the right side with any of those, drop into the building and go upstairs if you want to get closer, though both of them have "boost" jumps and dva can fly while increasing her apm

>call someone out for playing like a shitter
>LOL U SALTY

why has "salt" replaced "u mad" in terms of useless responses/phrases?

>>144352640
Good genjis are terrifying and I hate going up against them as Mercy. My worst enemies as Mercy:

Genji, Tracer, and Widowmaker. Fuck them

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>play as Zarya
>We need a healer
>Hanzo: you switch then
Me hooley, team dooley.

>>144353219
>1336 coins

Where the fuck did you get the 1 coin from? I thought you could only get them in multiples of 5.

How do I Winston?

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>>144353007

How many of you have actually landed a successful ult with D.va?
As in actually killed more than 0, let alone one other person.
(Killing yourself does not count)

>>144353171
I don't even know how someone can grind purely AI, to that level, once you get to the constant 22k per level, you get so little compared to quick play.

>>144353351
Did you switch?

Playing lucio you really get a feel for the dogshit netcode of this game. Pretty frequently I blast enemies in the face with 0 knockback before I die. Especially critical against mei. She is freezing me, I rightclick right at her, the animation and sound goes off, she doesnt move an inch and I freeze.

solid fucking game

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>Mercy move speed increased by 10%
>Can now fly to enemies if you can see their head or feet instead of the center of the model

Needs to be done

>>144353008
>>tanks are already too good and they're removing their biggest problem

Reaper shits on multiple tank comps.

Even Hog can't instagib him with a hook unlike McCree

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>>144353080

>>144353378
Got 4-5 people loads of times before I hit level 10

Now I rarely hit anyone

>>144353146
Who the hell keeps posting this girl? Why not post one from an anime people actually remember instead?

>>144353265
>Run into Reinhardt in a hallway
>He charges me when I reload
>Panic and teleport by mistake
>Literally teleport behind him in the last second
>Do a 360 and wraith away

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>>144352650

There is nothing relateable about it at all though, you felchzebra. Forcing "ships" (could there be a more cringeworthy term?) into something like an FPS with literally nothing, not one single thing of the kind in them is autistic, detrimental to any kind of immersion, and turns half the community into a giant spam filter.

You are bad and you should feel bad, and I hope you cry into your anime girl pillow you faggot

>>144353416
>giving one of the most popular heroes in the game anymore buffs

How am I supposed to practice heroes that I'm shit at without incurring ire from my teammates?

>>144353212
>this mad

chill the fuck out, it literally doesn't matter what someone across the internet is doing you edgy fuck

>inb4 ">oh u just responded >u mad xD

yes because you are mad about inconsequential shit

>>144352180
Nah

>>144353416
>fly to enemies
Why? So I can get killed even faster than when I fly towards a teammate that just got gibbed?

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>>144353416
I'd love it.

>>144353449
it's someone from /lolg/
I forget the name

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>>144353302

yes its the hot new normie meme cop-out excuse

>say anything
>U SALTY?? UMG U SO SALTY XDDDD

as usual saying nothing and instablocking + avoiding anyone who opens their mouth online is the way to go

>genji please switch you worthless fuckface we can still win this match
>lul why u salty bla bla

and thats the last time he ever talked to me

fuck normies tbqh

>>144353302

twitch/youtube memes

It was a really old school saying mostly on the east coast that then started getting used in the fighting game scene after taking it from the NYC marvel players, then became common "FGC slang" like johns and then like a year or two ago one of those faggot clickbait sites named it epic meme internet buzzword of the year or something because the editor's cousin watched an EVO stream one time. Now it's common internet slang

>>144350380
Posh
Over The Shoulder
Blink
Just In Time

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HO LEE FUCK

STOP PICKING 6 OF THE SAME HERO IN A GAME

ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU WALK OUT THE SPAWN DOOR AND GET SLAUGHTERED BECAUSE YOU PICKED 6 FUCKING GENJIS AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY

NO

ITS NO FUNNY

YOU GOT STOMPED, MOTHERFUCKER

AND ALL THE BLAME - ALL OF IT - IS ON THE THIRD GENJI PICKER, FUCK THIS GUY ESPECIALLY

1ST GUY
>"Guess I'll go Genji"
This guy is fine, all he did is pick Genji, not a sin by itself

2ND GUY
>"Well, Genji is my main, so I have to go him"
This guy is ultimately a more skilled Genji player than the first guy, it's not ideal, but its still alright.

3RD GUY
>"le all naruto ninjas le le le xD xD funnay meme dream team yayyyyyayayayay!!!! =D"
FUCK. THIS. GUY. He is the catalyst every time, because it forces the ...(cont)

(cont) 4TH GUY
>"Well I guess we're all going Genji, oh well."
...to pick Genji as well, because its all downhill from there anyway.

5TH GUY & 6TH GUY
>"I only have 2 seconds to pick, guess I'll go Genji like everyone else"
These guys replaced the two players who left as soon as the 3rd guy picked Genji, because they don't want to automatically lose and die as soon as they walk out the spawn for 5 straight minutes.

SERIOUSLY

STOP

THIS

SHIT

SHIMADA.

ITS NOT FUN, ITS NOT COMPETITIVE (unless you're all 76 on attack since that shit actually works), AND ITS NOT OKAY

CALL ME TRIGGERED OR CALL THIS COPYPASTA (it's not) OR WHATEVER ELSE THE FUCK YOU WANT, BUT KNOW THAT THIS MAKES ME MADDER THAN HELL AND YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT IF YOU 6 PICK.

FUCK OFF AND PLAY THE GAME RIGHT

>Lucio presses E and goes from almost dead to full health despite taking damage and being on top of a Junkrat trap

this is ACTUALLY retarded

this nigger is the hardest hero to kill in the entire game while only having 200 health, and there are still people who genuinely believe McCree is the most broken character in the game

Lucio will remain the greatest cancer to ever happen in class shooters until they remove his self heal completely

>>144353430
oh that makes sense, thanks. I didn't realize there was a back path around the entire point A

>>144353212
>tells me to kill myself
>literally has 4 times higer chance of killing himself

Girl love is cute and nobody said anything about hating men, no need to be insecure.

>>144353416
>>Can now fly to enemies
Holy shit I'm dumb

meant fly to teammates

>>144353378

I usually fly all the way to the roof before ulting.

People in this game never look up, not even against pharas.

>>144353370
>Jump on solo squishy
>Bubble when enemy team shoots you
>Jump on another solo squishy

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>>144353416
>Buffing le balanced Aryan Physician

kys desu

I just started playing this game today. Is it me, or is Lucio the easiest character to play as? Don't have to do much and useful to the team. Are there any other good ones?

>>144353378
Once, recently, I tried to 1v1 a torb turret.

>mech dying, press q
>run the fuck away and somehow not die
>look back
>4 kills

Total luck, but its more doable if you're behind them instead of charging the mech right at their faces.

>Bastion Legendary Skin
>Genji Legendary Skin

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>144351798
>the best girl is the most garbage gameplay wise

Why must this always be the case?

>>144353097
By rare you mean sporty and posh?

I like both equally so choosing between them when I get the money will be hard.

>>144353496
>one of the most popular heroes
I'm the only Mercy I've seen in my last 50 games and I wait until the very end of the countdown to pick

>>144353581
>quick play

>>144353430
is this from the beta? the medpack locations are wrong

>>144353581
Hi Hanzo

>>144353581
>Well, Genji is my main, so I have to go him
The cancer began right there

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>>144353378
Flew it into a Zarya ult and mopped up 4 people
She was really good and always let us know when her ult was up

I hate shitty D.Va's who don't use that ult properly

But yeah I use it mostly to kill Bastions and turrets at cap points and make them all spread out in panic.
I got a triple on my own because their whole team decided to bunch up at cap

>>144353265
>Teleport behind the Widow
>Collect Kill
>"Nothing personnel kid"
how difficult can it be?

guys whats the deal with widow players unscoping/scoping after every shot? does it make her shoot faster or something? Also it seems like some of these people are using macros for it or something.

Paragon or Lionhardt?

>>144353079
Yeah, it's very fascinating.
Valve wanted to do the same but problem was that they were too low manned and had to rely on tips instead.
That didn't work out but they did understand it was pointless since people just started running the cheats in kernel mode or 64 bit whilst VAC scans were 32 bits when detecting cheats.

Honestly I am glad that Blizzard didn't go full lazy like Valve did

>Billion dollar company philosophy
>Valve: Ok guys, have fun with a team of 5. I don't want to disturb your "work efficiency" or having you guys unable to interact with a new employee as that would be awkward. Head to the cafeteria if you want anything.

>Blizzard: Ok, here's a schematic of the coders house. We move Bravo and Charlie team in t-10 and Alpha approaches afterwards from the roof.

>>144353581
>This guy is fine, all he did is pick Genji, not a sin by itself
But it is.

>"Well, Genji is my main, so I have to go him"
>thinking that's a justification

>This guy is ultimately a more skilled Genji player than the first guy
So if I call myself a Widowmaker main, I'm automatically better than the random?