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Cannot Be Arsed To Get Proper Image Edition

>PC 3.9 - Viking Invasion
https://www.smitegame.com/new-in-smite-viking-invasion-3-9-pts-patch-notes/

>XBO & PS4 3.8 - Perfect Storm
https://www.smitegame.com/smite-console-perfect-storm-3-8-patch-notes/

>Season Ticket 2016 (Fantasy League)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Season_Ticket_2016

>Get Curse Voice Apollo & Curse Agni playing with Curse Voice
https://www.curse.com/games/smite

>FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8

>/smgen/ Discord
https://discord.gg/0sWDnznwq6C7w9bW

>The SMITE clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.
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Previous Thread:
>>144053220
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First for Paladins.
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>>144299868
Nice job updating the op you massive faggot.
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Nth for Paladins. Also >>144301150 , if you wanna be a memester at least update the OP.

>>144294020
My dreams are over.
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>>144303193
Man, I want Loki to fucking destroy me.
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>>144299868
>didn't update the OP

Just don't make OP's then you fucking lazy cunt.
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How is everyone doing FP-wise? 2720 and way behind schedule here. Burned out on Smite, but I'll be playing more if just for the free gems for the next three days.
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>>144305209
>schedule
What schedule?
I have 6780
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>>144305714
Compared to Season 2 I'm way behind point-wise.
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>>144298912
nigga g-fuel is powder, you mix it with water
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>>144307220
>g-fuel
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>>144307220
Bretty damn cute. Would support them in Siege.
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>>144307538
too late my man, she already has a support.
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>>144307667
S'all good. So do I. But they do not play Smite nearly enough.
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>>144307667
Amanda>>>>> Shittouch sloppy seconds
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>>144307667
>>144308595

Ahahaha
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>>144308595
is Frozen's name Amanda?
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>>144308768
Yes
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Belladona code is not working as intended guys. Wtf...
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>>144308992
>he doesn't have the godpack
>he doesn't already have the recolor
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>>144305209
hovering around 6500 or so
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https://twitter.com/HirezChris/status/738740598182711296

FREYA IS GETTING A REMODEL
FREYA IS GETTING UPDATED
FREYA IS GETTING A SKIN
FREYA IS GETTING STUFF
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>>144309694
God I hope it's just model tweaks and retexture, she is pretty much perfect right now.
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>>144309694
Good, she looks ugly as-is.
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>>144309694
>>144309854
Nope, more clothing. She's practically naked
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>>144309925
FUCK YOU CHRIS
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and just when you throught you were the sexiest person in this thread I showed up

P.S.why do so many people instalock dd's?
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>>144309925
I wouldn't mind if they gave her more armor t b h, the boob cups are kinda stupid.

>>144310042
Because wolves are cool as fuck.
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>talking in game about how op susano is
>I start calling him genji in the middle of the conversation
i think I have a problem
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>>144310182
but 3 out of 5?
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>>144309694
Is that an angewomon skin?
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>>144309694
kill yourself nigger
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>>144309694
Will the new Freya be meaty enough?
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Can we get old Ancile back? The one that gave 50 physical power, 50 magical defense, and 15% CDR at max stacks?
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Alright but when is Vamana getting a remodel? I'd like to play him but sadly his disgusting model repels me

He feels like a shit eating freak boy that travels in packs and ambushes travellers to devour their feet
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>>144309414
>He didn't buy the God pack when it was half off
>He didn't buy the God pack after already having all the gods unlocked
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Defense is such a useless fucking stat.

>build midgardian mail, breastplate of valor, hide of the nemean lion
>chiron kills me instantly with a few autos

Should I just build full damage? At least then I can try to kill them before they kill me.
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>>144313792
What god were you?
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https://twitter.com/hirezchris/status/738760067135250433

Git hype
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>>144314107
Get hype for a fan made pic that isn't even gonna happen
ye on
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>>144314107
>https://twitter.com/hirezchris/status/738760067135250433
FINALLY
IT ONLY TOOK 2 YEARS OF THAT ONE GUY POSTING THE SAME ISIS PIC OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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>>144314107
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Celtic pantheon when Hi-Rez?
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>>144315002
Two years if you keep spaming it
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>>144315146
Ok
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>>144310561
That looks like a character from Angel Blade.

I guess that would fit freya, now wouldn't it.
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https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/e/e1/SkiPatrolSkadi_Taunt_Directed_Aphrodite.ogg
What did she means by this?
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>>144315920
She wants the V.
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>>144314107
We did it Reddit!
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I've been working on Amaterasu.
Right now I've been using a tanky build that focuses on CDR. I tried looking up some builds for further ideas and some are saying she's an auto attack god. Is aa the way I should be building her?
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>>144317072
She's an ult and aura bot, that's it.

You can throw a qin's on her at the end of the build if you feel you don't need anymore defense but that's about it.
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>>144314107
fucking FINALLY!
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>>144317072
winged blade and stone cutting sword for sanic fast movement speed
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HOLY SHIT A WOMAN IS GONNA PLAY SPL
THAT BITCH NULISA
FUCK YOU IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TACO THE FIRST FEMALE PRO PLAYER


REALXZ HAS BEEN GONE FOR LIKE HALF THE GODDAMN SPLIT BY NOW LMAO.


hope Nulisa gets fucked right up.
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>>144318813
>Fnatic get a girl in the team
>they start to play well
How is such a thing even possible?
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>>144320924
She lets them all fuck her if they win games.
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Slavic pantheon when?

I want Chernobog and Baba Yaga
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GEM EVENT STARTS TODAY
time to spam loki (sorry) so i can get easy first win on the day so i can afford dat sweet Ski Patrol skin desu
also, its fryday so dat means getting drunk and raging at my team for stealing my kills lol
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>gem events

150 gems just isn't enough to force myself to suffer the pain of trying to get 3 wins a day during said event.
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i'm actually mad a girl i don't like is gonna win a game.

fuck that nulisa bitch
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>>144322287
lmao get cucked
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Would you /smgen/?
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>>144323437
Only if Jiffy is fucking me at the same time.
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>>144317072
Go full 2.5 auto attack speed.
It's not exactly meta, but it's fun.
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>fnatic actually won a game

What the fuck did I miss?!
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>>144323832
N U L I S A
U
L
I
S
A
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>>144314105
Hercules.
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>>144323832
Am surprised desu.
They git a grill gamer, and now they win.
WEW

Also:
>Jiffy was supposed to be the hottest thing since sliced bread
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>>144324106

who was even talking about jiffy before the spring split?

sorry jiffy but you know your performance hasn't been up to snuff
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>>144324231
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>>144324364

>adapting 2.0

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>144323437
no, i hate this bitch
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holy shit either Dignitas are pulling an NV-tier performance, or Fnatic are actually starting to play well.
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>>144324913
Hate sex is best sex anon
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>>144324993
i dislike her so much i wouldn't even touch her to rape her.
i just don't
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>>144324984
>that Nulissa play
cancel that
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>Nulisa made history as the first SPL player woman
>First woman to win an SPL game
>first woman to win an SPL set
>all this while being a literal who
disgusting
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>>144321082
All at once or do they take turns?
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>play jungler
>2-3 lanes get fucked
What do you do? Ignore the lane that plays the worst completely? It feels like it's not worth it to try anything in a lane where they're playing like ass but at the same time I don't want the opposing laner to get fed for free.
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>>144326484
They're a team, so all at once obviously.
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>>144326685

dp + spitroast and handjob?
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>fnatic wins both sets

Well fuckin rip my fp, but it's nice to see fnatic not get completely ass fucked for a change

HEY JIFFY! Get your ass carried by a gurl gamer fag
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>>144326836
Yes.
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>>144326506
Calling it jungler is a mistake.
That role is really just a glorified babysitter. You look for which lane is getting bullied the most, and you go babysit that lane till another one needs your help.
It's why I stopped playing jungle mungle desu. If I wanted to be a cuck I would play support.
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Will this set be the turning point of the Nulisa x Jiffy romance ?
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>>144327332
>Jiffy
>romance
hahahahaha she is probably fucking zyheroes and maniakk
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>>144327332
So I wasn't the only one who noted that they spent a lot of time together during the game.
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>and back then the speed buff wasn't around back then

Why the fuck does anatoily keep doing this shit? Maybe he should get some speech classes or something
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>>144327602
>leaves him for adapting at first
>then fucks his teammates instead once they are finally on a team together
poor jiffy
will he ever find happiness ?
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>>144327603
literally all the junglers are basically mid supports lol.
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>>144314107
>It was vaswookie all along
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Name a god or goddess to be picked for bullying.
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>>144328898
Scylla
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>>144303193
Was gonna get the Loki Jester skins, but the color pallets both suck, seriously, why couldn't they just go with a standard, purple, gold, green motif. The washed out blue, and Red, black, look stupid
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>>144328976
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/4/41/Bastet_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/0/03/Anubis_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/1/12/Hades_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/0/0d/Ram_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/7/70/Medusa_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/7/72/NinjaNemesis_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/1/1c/DiverPoseidon_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/f/f4/SteampunkSerqet_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
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White Death on my first undying chest. Fuck me, i wanted the Rambo skin
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>>144329741
Poseidon just wants to fuck her older sister
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I like paradigm's highlight vid the best, the music is just perfect
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LOLOL What the fuck?!
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how did ao died? i missed it
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>french fag on ps4 has 4k views
>official hirez channel during SPL has 7k
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Say hypothetically I don't have a mouse for the next few days, which character would be the easiest to play with a touchpad?
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>>144331709

This is one instance where erez being weird helps out I imagine. He dumps money into smite esports even though barely anyone gives a fuck about it
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>>144331626
Suicide on tower
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>>144331892
even if it's small esports are great marketing for the game and help foster a more fun and engaged community

an online game without a properly organized competitive outlet will always die
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>>144309694
wonder if its a texture update or full remodel.
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>>144333349
i hope its a full 4k texture update.
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Are there any skin recolors you guys prefer to the originals? I think the only ones in particular I care for are Fenrir, Sylvanus, Geb, Zeus, Zhong Kui, and Kumbakharna.
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>>144331868
Early on when I first got my laptop, I bound Q and E to the basic/cast and cancel, and honestly you could play just about any god like that and it would be fine. That said, the likes of Hades or any melee character like baka or kali or mercury are pretty easy
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Xaliea is bae
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>>144334047
freya
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>>144331709
This is what happens when you completely fuck up a competitive game by adding a bunch of meme modes.
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>>144334047
Scylla for the black hair.
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I JUST WANT TO WIN MY 3 GAMES AND GO LET ME FCKING GOO
REEEEEEEE
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>>144334878
>3-23 mercury that used his ult whenever he got it
Kill me
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are you guys ready for Amanda Baerickson as our new Smite host for tournaments?
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>>144335076
>tfw just went from 1-4 to 11-5 as Merc
Have faith.
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>>144334878
>play 3 games
>got the 3 first win
GIT
U
D
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>>144335076
>3-23
How?
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>>144333349
>>144333495
Looks like its a full remodel

Ne Zha is getting a skin too
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>When you picking up hot chicks at the bar and but you tell them you play Smite.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/2/25/PixelBusterFreya_Taunt_2.ogg
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>>144335247
That was the end score anon..
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>>144336841
autism
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>play ranked
>lost connection to servers you can still finish this game tho :^)
>win
>disconnect at loading screen without seeing wining screen
Will that game count?
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>>144336806
Please be crossdresser skin
PLEASE
I NEED TO SPAM VVVT
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>>144337118
Ok got back in. Got tp but if didn't count as a win for gem event
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>>144337118
Who cares? Just buy more gems goy
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>Win game
>get DC'd after titan dies
>log back in
>win didn't count

FUCK SAKE I JUST WANT GEMS
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>Isis SPORT SKINS WHEN didn't make it on the big board
Either there is one already in the making, or SPORTS NEVER
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>>144337780
>bigger image
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>>144313792
>only one magic defensive armor
>complains he gets wrecked
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>>144338021
>chiron
>magical
nigga what
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CRASHING DOWN

CRASHING DOWN

CRASHING DOWN!!!!

Thanks Adanas, always letting us know when things are coming from the sky
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>Panthera again having troubles with Cringe crew
what the fuck
emilzy boipussy too strong
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>Game is down
Happy 20 mil everybody, here's to hoping that 25 is just as great!
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>>144339801

Maybe if you asked hindu and adanas the game CRASHED DOWN

Fuck!!!! What's hirez's address so I can send them a goddamn thesaurus
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why ban ra when you have ao kuang and bachus on your comp ?
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>>144340190
you know what you should do?
make a video of the casters saying "crashing down" with a counter and a ding for every crashing down., uploaded to youtube and share it on twitter/here/reddit.
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Fuck. I need my SPL wins and free gems.
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>>144340290

The odin was banned out by CC and Panthera didn't want to deal with both guan and another healer I imagine, and no one's crazy enough to run hel or chang'e mid
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Anyone else ever daydream about being SMITE PRO LEAGUER?
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>>144340458

that's an idea, I dunno shit about video editing but if hirez can manage to get videos on youtube I should be able to handle it
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Paladins is up!
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>>144340798
just get a basic video editor, download some vods of hinduman casted games, and cut the "crashing down" that everybody says , the hard part is listening to the vods marking every "crashing down", then just cut those sections and paste them together, then just google how to do a counter lol.
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>>144337780
>>144337983
>that Vulcan skin
MAMMA MIA
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GAME DOWN GAME DOWN GAME DOWN

WTF HIREZ ROOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>144342551
please don't tell me that they actually rushed spear of deso as first item...
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>>144307220
Thats just a fucking preworkout
Wtf is this nonsense
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>>144342741
It was MOTD and we started with 5000 gold
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>>144338298
Wups...read as chronos
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>"Hey guys I got this great idea, hear me out."
>"Okay, shoot."
>"Ok so you know how we have a really small playerbase compared to our top competitors?"
>"Yeah."
>"What if we just further gimp our already small playerbase by adding a bunch of modes and fuck matchmaking completely for short-time profit gain?"
>"Hmm.."
>"Then when Smite starts to die, we start a new game and repeat the cycle of lagging behind the rest."
>"I like it, I like it a lot. What about you, Bart? What do you think?"
>"Why not just continue to build Smite up competitively, and focus on smaller but steady growth with fewer modes and better matchmaking so we have a stronger playerbase?"
>*dead silence*
>"Just kidding, LMAO"
>*entire room starts laughing*
>"Good one, Bart! Expecting us to do something not completely retarded!"
>"Right? LOL"
>*Bart burns up a Tribes poster in the room while laughing*
>*everyone laughs harder*
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>>144342975

that GG shit is basically just caffeine
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If raffer didn't dive his dumb ass into their fountain they would have ended the game there
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>>144343695
Let him be cheeky. They're 5 miles above everyone else anyway
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What are you planning on spending your 450 free gems on? I'm going to be a lazy fuck and spend them for SPL points. Only skins I currently want are lockbox only, which defeats the purpose, considering I would have a single shot at them.
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>>144345047
>450 free gems on?
You get 150
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>>144345047
It's 50 gems a day for 3 days.
150 gems.

And to answer the question anyways, I'm saving gems for the summer event.
Might get another bikini skin.
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>>144345047
>450 gems

lmao kid it's 150
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>>144345047
>he thought Hi-Rez was going to give everyone 450 free gems
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>>144346061
>>144346412
>>144346601
>>144346832
It is 450 you tards.
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>>144347695
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>>144347695
1/10 because I responded.
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>play motd

How can people be so god awful with freya? jesus fucking christ
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>>144347813
>>144347890
Check on reddit you absolute bellends. The server issues meant they are increasing the rewards.
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>>144348303
>A redditor is retarded
Wow who would have guessed?
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I havent played since jing wei release.

whats the current jungle route?

is it okay to get throwing dagger instead of bumbas on arachne?

whats the standard support build?

how good is susano in 1v1 fights?
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>>144348453
The meta is to close your eyes and pretend you are playing overwatch.
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>>144348303
Don't tell me to check on reddit, post a link you faggot
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>>144348563
That means you went on reddit but couldn't find it.

LMAO YOU REDDIT KEK GET FUCKED KEKEKEKEKJE
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@144349171
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>>144348453
solo fire giant creeps then mid is what everyone does, although I've always said that it was smarter to leave the wave to the solo and go straight to the fire minions since they die in two hits. That way you're the first to mid harpies, and didn't leech off the solo's xp and gold giving him a slight lead too
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Whoever mentioned how fun it is to play Ne Zha in the last post was entirely correct. Shit is cash.
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>>144346412
>>144346601
>>144346832
>>144347890
I see that I misunderstood the amount of gems being given out. Apologies.
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How are you going to build and play the reptilian merchant smiggen ?
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>>144337780
Are we like. Voting. Because unless spurts skin guy or the freya spurts skin is on there. I want "that's a spicy meatball" vulcan
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heh.... you dare challenge me.....?
you are either a fool or very brave.....
we shall see.... bring your best, for my storm kata is invincible and cannot be deflected by any man.......!
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>>144356572
>that one Herc
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>>144356752
FOOLISH MORTAL!..... YOU DARE CROSS WORDS WITH ME?.......

MY HURRICANE SLASH WILL END YOUR FOOLISH BLOODLINE....................
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>tanks constantly going in on the osiris
>just ignore the goddamn anubis that's literally doing all of their damage

why are smite players so fucking braindead
>>
holy shit awillix does way too much damage in 1 ability what the fuck.
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>>144357587
It's her passive.
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>finally got the second win

I dunno if I can hang on for the third
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>>144359295
Don't forget there's still 2 more days.
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>>144360053
>>
>Conquest
>joust
>or MOTD for my 3rd win
i hate joust and i have anxiety when i play conquest(i mean i can but i cannot take the people blaming me if we lose) and MOTD is assault which is kinda boring specially as Freya
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>>144360831

just spam motd until you get the win, it's probably the least painful
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>>144360831
>i hate joust
Why?

Also, if you hate joust and have anxiety when playing conquest, then what the fuck do you play?
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>Loki thinks it's hilarious that his k/d is 9/11 and tells everybody in lobby to look at it.

Is there a worse type of player? What attracts the autism?
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>>144360626
>needed 200 gems
>gem login rewards started today
>gem event

>Internet went out 2 hours ago
>rip
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>>144361225
joust its boring, stupid, only 2 man premades retards play and i always get against 3man premades, also you can get stuck forever in a bad joust game if 2 assholes decide to troll and fuck you over not surrendering.

>>144361224
gonna do 1 conquest and then all MOTD.
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>>144361475

>dude wants my thanatos and he's ares
>okay w/e
>nigger literally dies with multiple times, whiffs ults when he manages to get them off, and spams laugh when told to tighten up
>'sorry im just a little faded'

GET. ME. OUT.
>>
>wanna play solo
>know i'm gonna get shit on because i'm bad at warriors even tho i have fun with them
i don't wanna be a hindrance to my team honestly
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>>144361812

just play chaac, he's the easiest to solo with

he's not top tier but I doubt withj the people you're likely up against it won't matter too much
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>>144361895
playing chaac is a hindrance by itself, i was thinking Bellona, Osiris or Wukong.


You know what? fuck it, im going for fun!
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>>144361621
>sorry i'm just a little faded
every fucking excuse every fucking time
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>>144362337
>I'm to drunk right now to play XDDDD

No, you're just retarded.
>>
>Servers suddenly giving everyone a 6-10 second delay
>>
whats the worst you've seen someone do without intentional feeding?
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>>144363009
fuck me , i was just queuing for my game and i noticed it.

goddammit.
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>>144362337
>>144362774
I usually play my better gods when I'm drunk/high and I play just fine, people like this are just shit.

I love playing Bastet drunk with my friend who hates cats and when I start fucking shit up I start howling like a cat on every pounce/pounce back, shits fun as fuck.
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>join lobby
>soft lock assassin
>THREE randoms hard lock assassin
>mfw
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>>144363662
See, at first I was like "Why would you play while high?" but I realized some guy howling like a cat in heat is fucking funny. Good for you mate, just don't drive stoned.
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>>144364252
Im a lot safer stoned than drunk but either way I wouldnt drive farther than down the street on either, also Ive put down smoking for a bit.
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Why has Golden Bow taken the first item spot on smiteguru for many of the hunters, when that spot used to almost always be taken by Transcendence? What happened?
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>>144363852
>They first lock then call their roles
>Supp Susano-o
>Adc Ratatoskr
>Solo Thor
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>You need a 5 man gangbang 2 kill l8 game Kali
What is life?
>>
Anyone got the Trump Ymir pic?
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>35m in, literally obliterates everything in 2 hits
>>
Playing during Gem Weekends reminds me why I don't play this game as often as I use to. The quitters are just too much for me to want to be around.
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>>144366721
of all the fucking gods in the game you complain about a late game mage with one of the worst early games and easily shut down?
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>>144366721
>mage does huge damage once at full build with stacks

no shit
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>>144299868
Why are janus players so toxic?
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>>144364954
Early 55 power for really cheap plus movement speed. Only build trans if you are extremely mana hungry.
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>>144371463
were you just in a game where a mid janus went 1-6 and told the enemy jungler
>you spend all time on mid you weren't a jungler
and the ne zha responded
>thats why SPl players do
>LOL NO IDIOT
and nezha had a 6/5 score?
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>>144373123
no, this is clash
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>>144373123
also i rotated, got a kill on solo on a xiang tian, got a couple of kills on the long lane, i solod the enemy ne zha and won with our janus a 2vs4 fight that ended the game with a surrender.

But i was the idiot because i stayed mid with my midlaner and rotated with him, i was the idiot, highest damage on a 20 minute game as nezha.
i was the idiot.

Because i followed the meta, bully the fuck out of him in the middle lane, but i wasn't a jungler, i was an idiot.

im so fucking triggered, im so glad we won but fuck i'm mad.

i never queue conquest and last time i played jungle was like april 2015 and i did okay, but fuck i'm mad.
>>
Gem weekends bring out the worst possible players. Shame I can never get matched up against the bad ones, because I've played and lost six games today. Might as well stop playing Smite for good and play Paladins, I'm a bit over sub-par at that at least.
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>Enter a lobby
>Three people insta lock hunters
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I feel like being a fucking faggot, so I'm gonna queue for assault on gem day and go Sun Wukong mid.

Pic related is my mood.
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>>144375795
>assault
I meant conq.
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>>144375795
>assault
>mid

I mean, I guess technically you're right.
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>that dude showing his diamond stats with limited skin on and voicepack
>clearly telling everybody he's on his favorite character
>goes 2/15

those cucks are unreal
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>he doesn't own every skin and vp of his waifu
step it up senpai
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>>144377274
What would you consider a person who knows they are shit with a character but they played until they hit Diamond on the God anyway? (Because that is how I am with Xbalanque.)
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>>144377737
I draw Ne Zha with a vagina.
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>que joust
>tryhards pick carries but are too shit to know how to play them try physical caster bullshit vs a team with two tanks where qins would shit on them
>enemy cupid that built qins and atk speed shits on us
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Why is every support in this game terrible?
I swear it's like no one knows how to just sit back and babysit the carry. They always just play offensive with the "IM A GUARDIAN I CANT DIE HURR" mindset.
But when I play sobek i get a decent amount of kills and assists.
it's only gonna worsen once Fafnir comes out, every newfag is gonna instalock him and we're either gonna be supportless or getting anal raped by a half decent team.
desu
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>>144378192
lol frostbound and defense with skadi
i think the retards come out during the weekend
>>
>>144377824
I was referring to players who put on a show by using all the fancy shit possible to display their autism for their favorite god and then proceed to feed like their life depends on it. If you're going to be like that you better back it up with actual plays. doing horribly after screaming to everyone you're on your bae main is embarrassing
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>>144375795
>>144375924
>it fucking worked
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>>144379916
Now do aphro jungle;
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>>144380264
What was it? Why was it deleted?
>>
>>144382617
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1663862
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>>144377284
>Not having more than 200 skins
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>>144379916
Shadow everything works at your elo.
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>>144383438
>implying it isn't the gem day magic
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Who is the most fun hunter and why is it based AMC?
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>lvl 1 awilix with mexishit flag
>literally leap in the mid of the enemy team inside kkk tornado into kkk ult at least 3 times
>gets stingy at us over vgs
mexishit/ruskie servers pls
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>>144385790
>start a game
>the entire enemy team all has the exact same flag

this gonna be good
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>tfw Apro in my line
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>>144385980
>"we premade we report you"
>>
How to spiderfu
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>>144384937
Why would you go executioner instead of Titans Bane?
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got my gems in clash thanks enemy team for never pushing
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>>144373334
Is this the krusty krab?
>>
>>144388774

- Build gbow first and spam 1 on camps

- Throw spiders at niggas when you engage; slows are good for your soul

- look for picks and be aggressive early, she is good for invades and bully
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>>144384081
>implying shadows elo isn't utter garbage
>>
>>144392696
>implying
You can just change your SmiteGuru score artificially, you know that? Just say

>implying shadow is any good at this game

Jesus.
>>
>>144393357
>being this upset over a post
Kek
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>>144393513
STOP BAITING ME REEEEEEEEEEEE
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My adversaries cry like hoes fully eradicate my foes
My lyrics explode on contact, gamin you hoes
Who else but Mama's only son, fuck the phony niggaz I'm the one
Say my name, watch bitches come, now fire
when ready, stay watchin now figure, increase speed
Make you motherfuckers bleed from your mouth quicker
Plus all these niggaz that you run with, be on some dumb shit
Trick on the hoes, I ain't the one bitch
Holla my name and witness game official, it's so sick
Have every single bitch that came witchu, on my dick
Plus this alcohol increases the chance to be deceased
I'm movin you stupid bitches, vicious telekenesis
Am I reachin your brain? Nigga how can I explain?
How vicious this Thug motherfucker came
When I die, I wanna be a livin legend, say my name
Affiliated with this motherfuckin game, with no more pain
>>
>>144393567
>implying that >>144393357 was actually shadowczar
Nice autism
>>
>>144393357
>SGS is now elo
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>>144393801
hi shadow
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>>144394061
No, this is robot.
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>>144394151
show your ugly tits.
>>
gee golly whiz hirez, it's so smart of you to match full premades against all solo queuers. You're so smart and the best

FUCKING CHRIST why is smite matchmaking so SHIT
>>
>>144394178
No hellsing might see them and then he'll no longer be cucked
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>>144394378
see >>144343176
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>>144343176
Found the still butthurt tribesfag
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Hi /smgen/, I'm new to the game and I've been wondering about some game mechanics, mainly for the PS4.
Are there is different between core, damge and defense tabs in store?
For example will obtaining titan's bane in core, will substitute buying Jotunn's Wrath in damage?
Also what class are best/worst against other classes?
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>>144395110
>Are there is different between core, damage and defense tabs in store?
For example will obtaining titan's bane in core, will substitute buying Jotunn's Wrath in damage?
Nah, no real difference, only 4 the sake of order.
>Also what class are best/worst against other classes?
Gods are too varied between every class, classes are a tag generally 4 functions in a match, every god has his own match-ups.
>>
>>144395110

Okay so "core" just means it's a suggested item that's supposed to be good on that god. It'd be a good idea for you to learn what's good to build on what god outside of the game otherwise you're gonna get meme'd on with the terrible suggested builds.

Damage just means the item gives you damage, defense likewise

It's less about classes really. Depending on what mode you're playing their importance rises or falls. Like if your team picks all squishy damage dealers you're gonna get fucked on by a team with an actual frontline
>>
Is Thanatos the most nerfed assassin?
>>
>>144395865

I think it was old r@, but now they broke him again so who knows man

>open OCE spl stream
>nemesis solo

Fuckin aussies and their memes
>>
>>144395865
All greek gods are nerfed.
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>>144396527
>Zeus
>nerfed
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>>144394378
HiRez is scared that having separate queues for parties will how actually fucking ded Smite is
>>
>>144375935
Hakutaku when
>>
>>144388774
1>3>4>2
warrior tabi, jotunn's, frostbound, qin's, titan's, def
shift the defense up earlier if you're getting shit on
>>
>>144399174

>frostbound

Why? Dropping bugs on someone is a huge slow, they shouldn't live if you web em after that
>>
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/0/06/VikingKali_Taunt_Directed_Freya.ogg

Hmm..
>>
>>144399285
health, sustainable slow for after you kill your first target, attack speed debuff
>>
>dish out godly plays
>lose to a bunch of retards because my teammates are even more retarded

>play like shit
>get carried to victory

Fuck me.
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> Aphrodite finally getting a skin worth owning
> It's a chest exclusive
I hate this company with a passion.
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>>144402185

That's how they make the dosh mang

thank you for supporting esports
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>>144402316
I'd buy this skin in a heartbeat, if I had the option.

I spent $60 on the odyssey. I bought the Viking Event pack. I purchased everything in the Underworld and Japanese events.

These faggots have my money. And they'll get more of it, too, eventually.

BUT RNG CHEST ROLLS ARE THE SINGLE STUPIDEST WAY TO DO IT
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>>144402510
It's just a cosmetic bro
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>End match
>Pip and Kinessa have sub 10k damage

How
o
w
>>
Not that any of you faggots browse this shithole but I got some leaks.

Rumor is no summer split for PC and hirez is gonna do only SCL/Paladins and some 3v3 shit in the summer.

Yes a whole summer of xbox 1 smite paladins and 3v3 tournaments. Next split will start in September.

If this gets actual attention I can post some roster stuff maybe idk.
>>
>>144403126

.... what the fuck? this can't be real

fdot gonna die since he's already poverty and only makes money casting spl

nigga already sold his tv and trying to hawk his raybans
>>
Key Master Janus PC:
PCKJAE54615960604
Xnone:
XBKJ2355FBB560603
PS4:
PSKJ12CCCD2960604
>>
>>144401223

a-are you me?
>>
I know it is early in the day, but could someone give me an idea how to play Tyr and how to build him, please?
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>>144403085
2805 ullr damage in 30 minutes
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>>144404169
>Outdamaged by fucking Silvanus
Jesus christ
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>>144404296
we won somehow
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>>144403126
>only SCL
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>>144404169
>>144404323

raijin and loki need to see a chiropractor after that match, wow
>>
>>144403126
This probably isn't true, but at the same time it's definitely possible. Hirez hasnt been getting much from esports recently, and It's clear they've abandoned any attempt to continue the growth of smite competitively.
It's unlikely they'd do it now though, since we already have the season ticket out. I expect the trend to end next year, and we'll see them drop the competitive scene after worlds(which will have the lowest prize pool to date).
It's a shame these retards managed to fuck up what could've been the best competitive moba.
>>
>>144405603

It's a fucking awful look that the world champions don't even have an org backing them

How many of them backed out after worlds? Like 6?
>>
>>144405889
>It's a fucking awful look that the world champions don't even have an org backing them
But that's because they don't need one.
>>
>>144407067

That's the thing though, everything is funded by hirez. There's no sponsors so there's not a lot of money in it, so no orgs will care to pick up players

The game as a whole might be doing alright but smite esports is stagnant at best
>>
>>144395110

Ehhh, there is a difference in stats because the items are for defence & damage. I dunno what items are "core" but I assume that means what's recommended. Probably don't follow that and ask for specific gods here.

Now, when you say what class is better against other classes you gotta clarify what game modes you're playing. That being said, in a straightforward 1v1 matchup in a lane it's like a triangle:

Guardians/Warriors typically beat assassins because they build protections and can usually survive burst long enough to retaliate.

Mages typically beat Guardians/Warriors because of safer clear and more sustained poke.

Assassins usually beat mages because they don't really care about clear much and look more into diving and burst, which they can do very well.

There are hunters too but they're kind of a wild card and really depends on the character you're playing.

But no class is strictly better than another 100% of the time. they just achieve different things and have different roles in a team. There's also player skill which is unpredictable.
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Would Nemesis' ult be better if she wasn't hovering in the air to do it?
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>there are people in this thread with only 2000 smiteguru score
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>>144409659
I hate it.
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>>144410003
Are you ever going to stop posting this?
>>
>>144410003
>tfw 2300
am i'm average senpai?
>>
>>144410837
anything above 2000 is considered not a complete shitter
>>
>>144410003

Where the hell are all these 2k+ players anyway?

I'm 2.1k and I can't remember the last time I was below the party average.
>>
>>144412125
I'm 2600~ and I get put with 2400's quite often.
>>
>>144412125
that's called matchmaking. you wont get put into their games that often because your smite mmr says you are too shit to be in those games
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>I have over 48 hours worth of being DC'ed in Conquest
>>
>>144410003
>Haven't had my profile visible to other since they put in the option

I wouldn't know.
>>
Can someone give me advice?
I have skins for all gods. If god doesn't have Tier 2 or up I have recolor for him.
I was thinking should I keep buying recolors to eliminate chance for getting them from chests or buy emotes to lessen chance of getting emotes form enigma chest?
>>
I have to wonder why hirez is so goddamn insecure about showing elo. Like were people being bullied over their elo so badly that they offed themselves?
>>
>>144414225
What is in the Enigma Chest, anyway?
>>
>someone shit talks me in assault
>look up their history after
>over 3k games in assault

God damn. I just wanted gems but that dude lives it.
>>
>>144395110
I also play PS4 and please, please, play the Conquest tutorial before ever playing it PVP. Hell, play against AI first. Trust me, leddit will tell you "oh no he needs da person experience" nope, just need to learn your ropes.
Also, for builds, it's best to read the descriptions and not just go for the same items for each god, or the most expensive item. If you're really lost, look at youtubers or streamers to figure out the build for a specific god and do not play conquest without practice.
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>>144415367
You sound like reddit right now
>>
>>144412803

Then why are people with <50% win rates and/or barely any games played being put with me constantly?
How shit can my mmr be when I'm at 55%+ win rate on nearly every mode?
>>
>>144415367

>leddit will tell you "oh no he needs da person experience"

????

I constantly visit /r/Smite and everyone and everything wants people to do the tutorials and for there to be better tutorials because I just cant stand seeing a Nem sometimes using an ability, buying no relics and no pots.
>>
>>144415367
>play the Conquest tutorial
>quest achieved
>next quest
>you need to reference smite to a friend
>tfw no friends on ps4
>>
>>144417283
Just hit the button, don't need to actually do it.
>>
Is this a good build for thanatos?
http://www.smitefire.com/smite/guide/thanatos-aggressive-penta-killer-12635
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>>144417404
I tried it didn't work.
Even the weekly quest of playing as mayain god didn't work.
>>
>>144402185
It's ok anon, the chest is just 200 gems to roll. It does contain over 55 items though.
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>>144417525
dont go on smite fire for builds, that build will work pre lvl 30 and even then for a aggressive thanatos build it sucks you are better off building defense late if you are new to him.if you want to see what other are building go on tier-monster
>>
I'm a new to the game, anyone wanna play with me to help me learn how to play?
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>>144414667
Everything except limited skins
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>>144410003
>there are people who care about smite guru score
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>all those bad players triggered by having low smiteguru scores
git gud
>>
>>144418750
Join the clan.
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>>144420425
You don't even know how to use reaction images to compliment your shitposting.
Sure is fucking summoner out here.
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>>144420902
>mfw he doesn't understand the reaction image is the guys crying about low score
nigga you retarded
>>
>>144421254
I know what you were tying to say. But in that case reaction image was supposed to represent your face.
>>
>>144420482
I'm retarded, how do i do that?
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>>144421254
Not that anon but I agree with him, you're a retard. With a post like that you'd normally have someone laughing or a smug.

Pic related, it's your face right now.
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>>144421519
you dont
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>>144421519
Post username and region.
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>>144421532
>>144421507
not really but if you people say so.
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Does the slow from Gem of Isolation stack with slows from abilities? For example, Poseidon's whirlpool?
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>>144422008
Gnz921 EU
>>144421640
kek'd
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>>144422070
it stacks but pos whirlpool doenst slow it pulls you towards the center if you are playing a burst mage like scylla or he bo i wouldnt buy it
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>>144422496
I like to get it on Zeus sometimes.
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>>144422013
Yes really, not him but you worded it wrong.
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>>144423525
yeah i build it on him vs kali or diving assassins shuts down her bullshit tower dives
>zhong
>zeus
>pos
>kkk
>ah punch
can build it on other mages its kind of suboptimal
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>>144415713
nope
>>144416621
No way, other than the "nerf plz" shitposts, those people actually recommend playing conquest pvp first to "learn the game" lol. don't tell them thats not a good idea or you're gonna get -20 karma and be considered a try hard
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>>144424294
i accept that, i did.
its just funny how buttblasted they are because of it.
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>>144420310
spoken like a true 2k baby
agoogoogaagaa waaah waaaaaah
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>Friend starts playing Paladins
>Level 10 and has 4 skins
>Im 28 and i only have 2 and on characters i dont like
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>>144426718
Life is suffering
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>have lost five arena matches in a row
JUST LET ME WIN ONE FUCKING TIME SO I CAN GET MY GEMS

GODDAMMIT
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>poly 2nd item
pls stop weekend warrior
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>>144427496

no!
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A little unstable~
\(^.^)/
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What is every caster's most overused phrase?

F.'s - Into the ground
Hinduman - Crashing down
Adanas?
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Tfw having to stop playing Overwatch so I can play 3 games and get the free gems.
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lol Nika with the hot jukes.
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>>144429396
>playing Normalfagwatch

You should stay there.
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>>144430483
lolll nika so kawaii xddd
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>Dude bitching about me going afk for a couple minutes is literally 2/13 with less damage done in every regard
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>>144431070
>jiffy buttblasted nika is 10 times better than him
Nika is our guy, jiffy a shit.
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>>144429251
off the mark
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>Hungry for more pulling a goddamn Titan/Aquila again
Ataraxia and Prime doing it again!
>>
>motd
>the moment the game starts, our solo's mother calls him for dinner
>he fucking leaves instantly because he doesnt want her to beat him
>we try to handle the 4v5 by rotating heavily between lanes
>10 minutes in
>we're 24-2
>enemy F6

Enemy team was the "weekend + free gems event" crew, I guess.
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>>144431105
doesn't justify you going afk
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>>144393869
Tbh, I don't care for my elo, and that isn't just because it's at 1000. It's because league is filled with salty faggots who get mad that I didn't secure a kill as support, and then get mad that I stole a kill as support, all in the same match.
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>>144430719

>He says while posting in Normie the moba general
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>>144433660
Least I don't have to pay for this shitty game.
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Dethiance is so fucking good what the fuck.
Eeveryone he has subbed he isn't shit.
And its not like he subs to weak fucks, he subbed against Dimi and Panthera and he did well.
>>
These casters are top notch ;)
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>>144435263
You mean they are topnotchbek? :p
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>>144435712
xDDD
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>>144435263
At least they aren't as bored with this game.
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Fdot and Adanas are fucking drunk jesus christ.
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>these casters
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>>144425527
here's your (You)
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>>144436428
PUT A LITTLE RESPEK ON MY BEK!
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I think we lost F.
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>He Bo
>>
I like that kumbha is getting more play across the board, but why do people constantly build mystical with him?
>>
>solo He Bo
When the meme goes to far
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SOLO HE BO NEW META!
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Holy shit Torpedo got their shit together
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>tfw finally got all god masteries
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Scylla just got cucked so hard, holy fuckin shit
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>He bo is balanced guys like LOL 80% of your hp on 1 ability is balanced
>just like ao lol
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>>144440365

we need the original blank for maximum meme potential

ponpon come on, help us out man
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>>144440050
>high risk mage with high damage
STOP THE PRESSES
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>>144440482
A bit cleaner
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>>144441108

one without the sobek and spl shield tho
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>>144440050
He Bo is shit though. He gets hit once and he is dead.
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We should purge paladins outta here
>>
>>144441583

But it's the only hope for HiRez's future since they can't stop fucking up with Smite, though I guess they can't stop fucking up with Paladins either. HiRez is fucking finished
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>>144441954
This desu.
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holy fuck DM doesn't hold back, although the current smite casters don't either.
Hinduman and Adanas have some beef with DM apparently.

What a fucking douchebag DMbrandon is.
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>>144442881

I think they're just messing with each other
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>>144443010
Not really, DM words are poisonous, he attacks the level of casting of Adanas even since he got fired.

Granted Adanas is not really good but he calls him the weakest caster and during a charity stream donated 500 dollars to get adanas slapped multiple times(it was like 50 bucks for slap or something like that)
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DRYBEAR CONFIRMED LIKES DWARF GIRLS

SKIN WHEN HIREZ
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>>144444587
No, that's just a way to say he wants a Loli without actually saying it.
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>>144444587
Genderswapped Fernando fucking when
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>>144444587
THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE WAS DATING MAMACITA WHO IS FUCKING TINY

DRYBEAR HAS A DWARF FETISH!
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>Fnatic has a woman playing

I feel embarrassed for the SPL.

Also,

>tfw no palapatch for near a month now.

fucking drybear
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>>144445104
it bothers me its a woman i don't like.
fucking nulisa is a literal who, not even Junipera is that much of a literal who, but Juni refuses to play without her friends.
>>
>>144445104
They're waiting for dreamhack to finish on the 23ish. I can't remember exactly when.
>>
Where can I find lots of information about questions that go beyond just the basics you learn early on? Like I wanna know if there's a reason to buy every item as cool down, or if it stops reducing at a certain percentage, and other questions like it
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>>144445563
They're going to go a month and a half without a patch?

The absolute madman.

It better have all four of those characters which were promised.
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>>144443206
I prefer Adanas over, "Osiris is a late-game god,"F.dot.
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>>144445787
Bombking confirmed with a ton of visual polish on champs/UI. New payload map too.

That's all we know so far I believe.
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>>144445787
The stream said 2 weeks, was that changed?
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Anyone got god/skin codes?
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>>144446435
Nope. 2 weeks from now Dreamhack ends.
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>>144447057
For fucks sake what are they even thinking
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>>144447756
Smite did the same with the championship.
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Is Raijin still viable?
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>keep making accounts to bm skye and ying players until it get permanently banned
>stopped playing just go straight for the whispers at the start of the match

YOU CAN'T STOP ME NIGGER
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>play Nu Wa
>press 4
>win

nice game smiteshits
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>>144449876
>doing 200 damage is winning

k
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>all phys melee in assassult
>enemy team is hunters and a mage
>people actually find this mode fun
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>>144449570
Woah, look at this guy. He's dangerous.
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>>144450254
>Convince my team to go 5 adc clash
>It works
Yay!
>>
>get undying chest from FP
>Rama VP
>fast forward a couple of weeks
>second undying chest
>Rama rambo skin
>I don't event play or want to play Rama

t-thanks...
>>
>>144450532

you nut up and play rambo right now
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>>144450420
dude I fuck your mom all day
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>>144450662
My mom is dead and was incinerated
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>>144420425
>implying I don't boost my elo by playing arena and joust and then go to conq to look good

srs, every time i fall below 1800, I just boost my way back to the top using easy game modes, hence why its flawed, or jsut hide profile, eihter way, it allows me to talk shit
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>>144427496
HOW CAN U LOSE ARENA SO MUCH

Fucking cheese pick Hades or Bellonna, pick fucking arena gods mang, I have like a 65% winrate in arena because I exclusively pick faggot characters. Joust is like 57%, Unlike conqeust there are actual gods that excel in these modes because thegame isn't balanced around them.
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>>144450808
all day my cum dripping shlong pays respect to your maternal ashes
>>
Bacchus on joust is retarded
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>>144446094
Osiris isnt a late game god? I mean he is useless until frostbound and qin
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>>144447756
Go back to the official forums you impatient entitled fuck.
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>>144452041
Fear the JOUSTFATHER
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>tfw someone dies once then goes afk for the rest of the game

Fucking shitters, I hate gem weekends so much
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>>144443206
t. autism

They have always been like this. It's banter you fucking meme lord.
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>>144445609
>I wanna know if there's a reason to buy every item as cool down, or if it stops reducing at a certain percentage,

What does that even mean? You asking what the cdr cap is? It's 40%.
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>>144452839
People that does this should be banned
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>>144452228
If you're a good Osiris you don't need fb
>>
Oh man, Raijin is a bit odd to play at first, but his kit is top notch. Ult especially, it's a super version of Chiron's.
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>>144455271
>Ult especially, it's a super version of Chiron's.
more like
>Ult especially, it's chiron ult pre nerf
>>
3/4 games to get my gems, not bad

oh and fuck you anhur for afking like a bitch and costing us a game
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>>144455530
I try not to remember what we had before the nerf. I was a huge Chiron advocate and player, because of how team friendly he was.
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>solo queue on gem weekend
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>I only play skye
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>>144457158
Fernando is the one true lover
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>>144457129
>only solo queue
>yesterday got my gems after 3 games
>today after 4
Git gud
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>>144405603
Same guy who leaked the original stuff here.

It's all true and they are probably gonna announce it after DH. The players just found out yesterday and already some are just completely quitting the game. I know I'm certainly having thoughts of quitting but I'm not sure right now.

As far as rosters go looks like we might have roster changes on every team except for NME. I can maybe elaborate on individual teams if you guys want, but there are some interesting rumors floating around.
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>>144457920

Really? All teams? How about EGR and LG? Panthera?
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>>144299868
Help me out, should I buy amaterasu or boi pussi ne zha?
Yeah yeah I know they have different roles/playstyles but still...
>>144412829
actually made me laugh
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>>144457920
Yeah dude sick 'leak'.

We'll see when it happens.
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>>144407067
They originally had Optic lined up. Optic was at the SWC and was really hyped to be picking up a SMITE team but for some reason they decided to pull out (idk possibly something about hirez completely removing the pc summer split?). They are in talks with other orgs but also understand EU teams get paid no where close NA teams do. The top paid EU team gets what lower end NA teams get. Funny thing is the top paid EU team has a cut and the lower end teams don't. Cut meaning the org takes a part of their winnings. So they are having difficulty finding an org to pay them NA money.
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Cuckoldkan skin when?
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>>144458321
Rumor is that LG is exploding. Barra Jeff to NV (barrajeff duo mlc mid cyclone jung "x" solo) and Andi Boosh making a new team. Only a rumor though nothing is confirmed.

>>144458181
Wasn't counting EU and I forgot about eGr. They probably won't have any changes either and some teams changes are also completely reliant on whether or not some teams make the first change. The whole first rosterpocolypse was started by the Baskin/Mask shit remember. That doesn't happen rosterpocolypse doesnt happen.

I can tell you one thing though. Randozos are looking to bench Adur0.

That's all for now.
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>>144459052

Why though? Like all of randozos gets shit on, not just aduro

I thought rosterocalypse was started by andi wanting to play with his buddies boosh and snoopy, which made baskin want to bail
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>>144458189
nevermind, I bought amaterasu and I fucking love it
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>>144459307
Forgot to mention that meerkat already left, but randozos have a decent core at the moment.

Wubbn is a good support with a lot of room to improve. Whalrus is a top solo laner. Skeele is a top 6 jungle and has good comms and attitude.

Adur0 was the main issue with the team. He has bottom 8 mechanics with no comms and no drive to improve or actually commit time to the game.
>>
>play casuals
>meta picks every time
>reasonable builds
>cooperative teammates

>decide I'm ready to try out ranked
>Bakasura support and Anubis jungle
>meme builds

What the fuck
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>Overwatch comes out
>several streamers jump ship to it
>pro and expros jump ship to it
>Smite pro scene is dying
>Hirez is gonna shot itself in the foot with the paladins esports scene/consoles esports
>rumors and rumors going around

this is just a bad dream, smite is alive and well, there are millions of players playing hahaha, its fine guys, not like hirez spent the last 6 months just making skins and skins and skins instead of actual good balance to the game, season 3 is fine hahahaha.
yes
fine.
hahaha
>>
>>144461440

over 20 million players....

I wonder when smite will be more active on console than it is on PC
>>
>>144461440
Remember when people believed that Hots would kill smite and become bigger than Dota?
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>>144459052
>Been playing for months
>changed all keybindings
>never thought of ulting with space bar
>>
Raijin is OP, but please do not nerf him now that I own him. It's hearkening back to the days of release Ah Puch.
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>>144465239

He got a very small nerf recently, but he's fine
>>
>Bellona gets a vacation from work
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/a/ae/Bellona_VVGG.ogg
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>>144466565
Cute.
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>play buck
>empty a whole fucking magazine on a squishie
>doesn't die and has enough time to duck my shit up or join his team
>meanwhile all the other cuck shitter characters like ruckus and skye just hold left click for two secons and kill me

HAHAHAHA LETS MAKE A CHARACTER WITH A RANGE SHORTER THAN A SUMO'S DICK IN A GAME WHERE EVERYONE IS BLOATED WITH BLINKS LEAPS STEALTH AND IMMUNITY AND PUNISH HIM FOR GETTING TOO CLOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND LETS GIVE HIM THIS GREAT ULTIMATE THAT IT BASICALLY ODIN KEKING HIMSELF IN HIS OWN CAGE

GOOD JOB DRYBEAR GOOD JAAAAAAAAAAAB YOU DESERVE A PROMOTION

BECAUSE HERE AT HIREZ WE DO OUR BEST TO FUCK TANK CHARACTERS, WE WILL GIVE ALL THE UTILITY AND MOBILITY YOU CAN THINK OF TO LONG RANGE DAMAGE DEALERS AND TANKS WILL ONLY AND ONLY HAVE MORE HP THATS IT

HERE AT HIREZ WE ONLY FOCUS ON HOW MUCH OF A FAGGOT YOU CAN BE AND FUCK YOU TANKS ALSO BUY THE FOUNDER'S PACK GOY
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>>144467001

>Tfw the only skin you have is for Buck and you don't like playing, and you didn't even like playing him when he was OP

;_;
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>>144467001
I want Buck to stay dead. God damn those weeks when he was OP were the worst.
>>
>>144467001
Buck was broken for a while so let him be shit now.
>>
>Bellona complains about me picking Ymir for Clash
>She goes 0-5 in the first 8 minutes, 0-9 by the end of the game
>Says "dream team"" in chat
>mastery level 10 bellona
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>>144469101

Gem weekends, not even once.
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>>144309694
fuck I hope so, I hate her man face.
Should actually resemble the splash cards.
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>>144470301

They can't make good models, just look at Jing Wei's card and then her model. There's no hope. They'll make her tits and ass bigger, give her a terrible face and all the kids will praise it, that's all they have to do.
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>>144470995
But witch Aphrotitty looks goooood.
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>>144470995
But some gods have excellent models, look at aphro or newa.
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>>144471761

nox tits, aphro tits

which busty gal we getting next for a skin you think?

nu wa?
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>>144470995
They should make her the Freya from Valkyrie Profile.
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>>144452041
odin + zeus is crazy on joust. add in a cupid and you got yourself a wombo combo
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>>144453918
You still need it for the petty much a root slow.
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>>144472026
Obviously we have confirmation that it's Freya.
I hope we wont lose her midriff like what happened with arachne though.
>>
>Go Joust with new Mage.
>Still learning, but score highest of my team.
>15/12/something.
>Win match.

"Well shit, maybe I'm pretty good with this god."

>Go arena with same build, do my best to hit and keep from being hit.
>Not a single kill.
>Ever.

I hate Smite sometimes, and hate myself more for being bad at it.
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>>144470301
BUT FREYA IS CUTE

YOU HEAR ME?

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
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>>144477659
>15/12/x
>pretty good
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>>144477801
She is pretty cute tho
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>>144479231
Her model is ugly as shit tho
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>>144476878

she's getting a remodel tho
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>>144479231
Indeed
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>>144478134
Second time playing him. I never said I was very good at Smite, so going semi-positive was good for me.
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>>144479453
Thats a grade A smug Freya right there

I wonder how much her remodel will change her

Hopefully they don't remove her tattoos
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>>144479889
It saddens me that I can find Freya and Artemis sexually arousing in the picture. Even the censored version.
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>Have awesome play of denying thirsty Anhur his penta
>Hit alt+f9 instead of alt+f10
>Lost it forever

NOOOOOOOOO
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>>144480171
I've done worse than you.
Relax.
.
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>>144480358
Turned a sour defeat into an amusing memory.
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>>144480171
The art isn't even that bad though. Check paheal right now, there's much worse.
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What the fuck did I just play?
>be conquest
>look like a competitve match when starting up. one of each role, top tier, etc.
>do mid
>o shit waddup cabrakan doing mid? okay...
>oh look, there is tyr here too, weird.
>oh look our solo lane guy getting wrecked by enemy nu, damn
>the fuck is skadi doing here now? why is the whole team here n shit?
>teammates help out and we kill em.
>okay, must've been some strange shit, whatever.
>skadi appears behind me and almost kills me while I attack tower, get away, but see their whole team on mid again
>wtf.jpg
>repeat for 2 more waves we win, they eventually surrender
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>>144481458
Welcome to smite: casualized edition.
>>
How is Ne Zha now, still worth playing?

And what gods do you guys think have the best base voicepacks?
>>
>>144482426
Still fun to play. Pretty underrated though based on how no one uses him. Guess people don't like his boipucci.
>>
I need some advice, Smite General. I'm that shitter that bought Raijin earlier. Love his kit and have a good build for him, but outside of any land-based game mode I seem to do awful. Any advice on how to properly use his powers? His 2 seems a bit useless to me, but I suppose it works if used correctly. Anyway, any Raijin advice, hits and tricks would be really appreciated.
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>spot skye sneaking behind our side of the map
>follow her without engaging to know her pattern
>finds our kinessa
>shoots her in the back
>no reaction from the sniper cuck
>keeps shooting
>cuck is still scoped in not even paying attention to his hp
>dies

kinessa mains confirmed for clueless retards
>>
>>144483706
>outside of any land-based game mode

?
>>
>>144482426
Ratotoskr and Ah Puch.
>>
>>144483706
>>144483954
Lane, sorry. It seems like in open Arena I'm a sitting duck, especially if I use my 3 to initiate, instead of holding onto it to escape.
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>>144483706
>His 2 seems a bit useless to me
???
That's his best skill barring his ult.
>>
>>144483954
Raijin rules the skies, not the ground.
>>
>>144484470
This Anon knows the truth.

>>144484375
Oh? From how I understood it, it's just extra damage on hit. No CC or anything. Seems like a damaging version of Hou Yi's crow mark. I just started playing Raijin a few hours ago though, so I could be wrong.
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JUST WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE THE TEAMS WITH SUCH BULLSHIT
>>
>>144484634
>it's just extra damage on hit
Yes, but it's a pretty big damage.
If used correctly you could take 40% hp away from half the enemy team since it bounces.
>>
>>144484969
Damage from AA or ability? Unable to get into game right now.
>>
>>144459052
>LG is exploding
>again
> we will never see the legendary c9/cog prime roster together again

Makes me sad.
Inb4 Andi starts performing consistently with Boosh and the rest and dumpsters every other team.
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LIVE!
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>>144488865
>tfw even the gem event didn't interest me in playing again
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>>144489502
I was surprised I gained interest in the game once more as well, but it made me realize that for all the losses, I'm still learning and with luck, bettering myself. The free gems are just icing on the cake. Gives me something to do between Paladins matches.
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>>144483732

>Tfw next patch the good kinessa build won't work anymore so every kinessa will be like that
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>>144342551
>You're the faggot who still thinks Spear of the Magus works better than Ob Shard
off yourself
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>TFW 42 kills over enemy team but u lose cuz kill chasers and a dc
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>>144483706
Used to main him and rape people all the time. Since I am trying out others, I can't recall the names or numbers of his moves, so just a warning.

I will keep it short and simple. His passive is something you should utilize 90% of the time. The buff can make or break you sometimes. Keep it in your mind. His drums are god tier, but try to stick it only to minions early game. IT CAN rape the enemies, but until you get the aim of it AND more comfy with him, be safe than sorry. Also GET THE FUCKING BLUE ORB ASAP. I swear. By 10 stacks, he truly lane clears with his drum move. Essentially, you will always be winning the minion game. His electro rabbit thing (2?) is HOLY FUCK good. Basically learn to fuck with it. How I do it is place it on the minion in the middle or closest to the opponents. ALWAYS hit it with your basic, not your drum move. Doing this saves you the move and mana. If you hit it with your basic, it will then HEAVILY hurt the closest to it. Like 3-4 people I believe. Keep doing this and your opponent will be respecting you and keeping away. Obviously, if you put it on people and hit them, it will hurt also.

His 3 is an escape 75% of the time. ONLY and I mean ONLY use it if you are 100% sure you can kill him, That fucker better be squishy or like on 10 HP. If you miss, it almost always ends badly. So that is why stick it as a escape.

His super is where I see the line between autism and normal person. I only use this when I am certain of the kill, or in a team fight, or you know, I am dead fuck it. It is a waste otherwise since it is easy to see and dodge most times. Remember you got time, don't spam it all at once.

As a mage, you are the dick tease. You fuck shit up from a safe distance, and if they wanna get smart and hit on you, make em pay. You ARE NOT a tank or assassin, so stay the fuck out of the front lines. This is something that I see shit mages do all the time. STOP IT.
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>>144413389
>i'm shitter cancer
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>>144490002
Why won't Run'n'Gun work?
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>>144491174
Thanks a lot friend. I'll give your advice a shot, probably save this post for future reference!
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>>144492258
No problem anon. Raijin is a great God, hope you have a great time destroying people like I did.
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>>144492084

The no more specialty cards stuff kinda fucks over its damage in a big way.
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>>144491174
>Failing to acknowledge how his ult can be easily confirmed by utilizing his taunt drum
An easy early kill combo is to hit them with his 2 and then ult to proc raijuu with taunts and once they're close in if you don't think taunts will kill switch to the power drum
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>>144492903
Managed to just go 9/6/20. Would have went a bit better without Khumba naps, and Thanatos silences. Otherwise I feel pretty good about it, all things considered! Thanks again, friend.

>>144493627
I still am a bit unsure of how the Ult drums work. Always seemed best to just go for the 100% drum, but taunts are my bread and butter as Athena, so I'm game to get an idea of how to better use my Ult.
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>>144494330
Neglecting the taunts on Raijin are a huge mistake. They still can kill a single target, and as I'm finding out (I've made the mistakes you have with the ult drums), there are plenty of times where you're doing more damage by hitting all 4 guaranteed taunt drums then the off chance of hitting one or two power drums. When you consider also that you can proc his 2 with it, the taunt burst is still solid AND provides the additional benefit of helping to burn beads. Just be careful when using it, because I have been killed by ADCs who continue to auto attack while I taunt them, and that's no fun on a mage. In that case you may want to try to yo-yo them between taunt and fear
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>>144492935
Well yeah but I think they said they were rolling existing cards into the character. So shit like extra damage for hitting the top half of someone would become a new passive for example.

I know Barik's gonna always be able to place 2 turrets, which will fucking suck.

>>144495482
Never 4 taunt unless you're doing it for the CC and you have damn good timing to make it worth it. You can taunt > regular > taunt > regular and it's still guaranteed to get all the damage off. Same with a fear if you don't want the adc to attack you.
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>>144496014
>You can taunt > regular > taunt > regular

How the fuck do you do that? I mean control his ult. I just press 4 and spam click the shit out of his ult. Reading the tooltip just confuses me. It says he has different cc's on his ult but I don't know how to use them. Maybe I'm just retarded.
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>>144497301
After you press 4, you press 1, 2, or 3.
1 = Power (default)
2 = taunt
3 = fear

So if you want to do what that anon said, it's 2 -> 1 -> 2 -> 1 (clicking each time you switch of course)
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>>144499742
Oh so I was just using the power drum all along and kept missing.
Thanks anon. I main mid and I really wanna get good at Raijin since he's top tier right now.
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>>144499742
I could have sworn you could instead just hit 1-3 to get it to use the one you wanted instead of clicking inbetween
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Raijin scrub here. Thanks for all the help, and I hope your gem weekend and chests are all what you desire. Night everyone, take care.
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>>144469101
I don't know why but in smite the higher the mastery the shittier the player is. Most mastery 10 players I have in my game do nothing but feed.
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>Enemy Jungle and Solo steal my speed
>Later kill the Jungle
>Take his speed
>Do it again
>Invade and take his speed a 3rd time, this time while he's in the middle of clearing
>Kill him as he tries to get away
>He DCs
>Enemy team surrenders
What a nice feeling.
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>>144500536
If you push 2 and click again that will give you two taunts, the left click uses whatever the last drum used was
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Everytime I finish a game playing my favorite god there is someone that bitches at me?
Here's a solution:
>Play better
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>nemesis on enemy team
>get slowed for negative movement speed
>one hit does 1,2k damage no matter how much defense I have
>shield acts as an aegis that allows you to attack

HAHAHAHAHA GIT GUD GIT GUD INDEED
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>>144506545
Hahahahahahahaha how the fuck is Nemesis OP Hahahahaha nigga just use sprint like nigga just use an escape haha
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>>144506890
>she can't get sprint too
>she can't dash two times every 5 seconds on max cd
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one day we will be free from this general
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>>144507150
>winged blade
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>I don't understand why people seem to think conquest is so hard, at elite ranked level yeah but in casuals it's not hard at all, maybe it's just these elitists ways of making them selves feel good or something, "I'm better than other players because I play conquest" fuck off!
>People don't play conquest because it's hard they don't play because the prefer other game modes or get put off by the conquest community, for once Ill defend Hirez and say there is not much they can do to help the issue, even though it's not an issue, these people just need to get over it and realise conquest is never going to be the most popular mode. They also need to realise that with out the other modes conquest would probably not be around as Smite would be gone, but maybe that's why they are salty over the whole thing.

This is what arenababbies actually believe
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>>144509474
One day, one day.
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>>144509796
Cute Scylla lips
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>>144496014
They are only going to add some card effects to be core perks for some champions, kind of like how they raised everyone's hp pool and weapon damage after they removed the bonus hp and power from cards.
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>top smite stream has 20 viewers and is an xboner

not even the viewbotters care anymore
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>>144512843
>Adapting 700+
>Higher than DS3
Bait?
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Fuck me, Raijin is great. That burst, man. That goddamn burst, no wonder this fat fuck is getting slightly nerfed.
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Morning Smite General.
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>>144512985

wasn't there when I looked
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>>144503809
JCHH
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Just checked you don't even have to use left mouse button for raijin ult, all you have to do is hit 1-3 and it will cast it
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>free gem weekends
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>144513302
0 h37 F@/\/\
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>>144517384

I got it on friday and saturday, don't know if I have enough gas left in the tank for today
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>>144517384
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>>144517947
I'd rather just buy gems than deal with these fucking mongs.
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>Enemy team has a Susano
>he spam laughs when he gets a kill
this is actually the worst fucking thing you can do you fucking retard.
>let me play the strongest smite god at the moment!
>hahaha 100 to 0 on a god that is fucking broken i'm so guuuuuuud xDDDD vel vel vel vel vel
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>>144519113
git ugd
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>>144519332
found that stupid faggot, there is no getting gud against susano, he just fucking kills you.
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>>144519418
>Just Purification it.
>Just Sanctuary it.
>Just juke it.
>Just CC him.
>Just burst him.
>Just box him.
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>>144519601
>he thinks susano is balanced
i haven't complained on a god since fucking release xing tian
but this is retarded
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Who are the best solo lane gods at the moment?
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i don't have the mental strength to get 3 wins today.
i can't
i don't want to.

i'm not strong enough
i'm not going into the hell that is smite on sundays plus gem day.
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>>144520751
Why not famalam?
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>>144520956
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>>144517947
>senpai

I can't take anyone seriously who uses this.
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>>144523426

oh hey senpai - chinese goddess
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>>144520751
I am on a 3 loss streak currently. Going 10+ kills and like 2ish deaths. Knew this would happen. 2 days in a row I got all 3 wins easily, now the Smite matchmaking wants to see me suffer.
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fucking pos sol player nearly ruined a perfectly winnable game

kept spamming attack and when we said no because that's how we lost the last fucking team fight the bitch just went and suicided
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>tfw fdot just realizes he has no work until late august after dreamhack

poor guy
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>>144525683
He works at hirez. In the office, he's not like toily or dm was, where it was part time only casting games. He has a full time job there.
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Why are jumpz clan people such shitters. Everytime I get one they just play like ass
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>>144526710

dude said he gets paid by the hour and when fnatic forfeited that one game he didn't get paid for it
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>>144528098
Yeah because he works overtime for some of the spl since it's on weekends.
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>tanking 4 people as Herc alone
>the teammate near me (full health hades) ran like a bitch. don't even know why. he also had mana.
>I am forced to survive for roughly 20 seconds. 20 fucking seconds.
>spamming help and the dot to point my location
>not a single person comes to help
>2 of the 4 were squishy assassins on half health
>obviously i am out of mana and eventually die near our phoenix

What the fuck?
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>>144528098
That was probably casting pay. Or ripping on Fnatic.
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>>144443206
Do you not have friends anon? Do you not call your friends faggots and cause them physical pain? You must have a lonely, sad life.
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>>144528997
Gemmmmm weeeeeeeeekeennnnnnnd
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>>144443206
>I don't shittalk my friends because I don't have any that are close enough that I can shittalk them
It's okay anon
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>>144525683
wait its true there won't be SPL after dreamhack? a month and a half without SPL.

goddamn hirez
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>>144530135

yep, confirmed. no spl until late august/early september

no idea if they are gonna run anything else
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>>144530526
motherfuckers, well whatever, never played LoL in my life but i think its time to start watching LoL esports, thats a moba so it should be easy enough to know what is happening.
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>>144530526
Probably Challenger Cup

>>144530660
You should try DoTA, it's actually very easily readable (more so than LoL imho) and has more varied strats.
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>>144530660
>>144530907
Watch Vainglory. It's casual as fuck.
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So, how goes the free gem weekend? I've managed the last two days, and I'll be trying for my 50 gems today. Any luck? Fun stories? Rage that needs to be vented?
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>TFW you hold your team together and play the best damn support you can
>No one respects your favorite God
;_;
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>>144534042
Which god? Support is an honorable thing to be, even if no-one appreciates you.
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>>144533991
It's been shitty all three days. Both Friday and Saturday it took me 10 matches to get the three wins. Today I got arena and joust wins on the first try, but then ended up sitting through 4 50+ minute conquest matches in a row. Finally just went to the MOTD and got a win on the first attempt against an enemy team who apparently didn't think that healing might be a good idea in a no-mana-usage assault match.

I'm glad to be done with it.
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>>144534995
I'm sorry to hear that friend, but I am glad you managed to get your hard earned gems. Not a conquest player myself, due to a bit of trepidation on my part - but I have a great deal of respect for people who play it.
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>>144534164
Sylvanus I have him Diamond
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>>144535474
I can't even remember the last time I saw someone playing Sylvanus. It's probably been at least a couple months.
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>>144535474
You have my utmost respect, for being a healer and mana replenisher. Sylvanus is hard enough to play, let alone keeping track of allies health and trying to herd them together to heal them. Far too much bitching from the team and not enough appreciation for what you are doing.
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>>144535531
The current match of the day with infinite mana on assault is ridiculously fun with him. Don't even bother leveling his 1, just pump his heal to max, get Rod of Asclepius and just put points into your 2, 3 and ult, only really need one point in his 1 when playing it since you don't need mana and it's cool down is already pretty low even with only one level in it. So many stuns, heals, roots and knockups
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>>144357130
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>>144533991
Got it Friday, didn't get it yesterday. I played Red Solstice with my friends instead.
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>>144533991
I've been playing Stardew valley and Path of Exile all weekend.

150 gems isn't enough to get me to play.
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i hope dust gets fucked against barra.

i fucking hate dust, stupid chink with latin name.

fucking decide what you are you piece of fucking shit.
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>>144537417
Why so salty? Mad that he made zap look like a retard?
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>>144538420
Yes.
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KikisoCheeky? more like KikiSoFeeding
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>>144538708
What role is he playing today?
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>>144539019
Solo, we didn't get the 5 role 1 split dream
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>Envy
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Is it just Randos/DNL and LG/nvy playing today?
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Currently am at 33/50/62 with a mage after five games. Should I end myself, or keep working on getting better?
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>>144541817

just get gud, practice nigga
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Is thanatos over-powered?
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>>144543140
That fucker is a mages worst nightmare. Otherwise he seems to perform about average as an Assassin.
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>>144543140
No, just very early game centered and requires snowballing to be useful late game.

Kinda like Kali except he can't get pentakills just by holding leftclick.
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>First pick every single game is Kinessa
Fucking snipers ruin everygame they are in
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>>144543140
His passive is, otherwise there are much better assassins.
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MAKE XING GREAT AGAIN
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>>144546372
YES PLEASE. HE IS A SHADOW OF HIS FORMER SELF.
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>>144537320
>150 gems isn't enough to get me to play.
Same here.
I don't even know why I am still in this general
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>>144547179
We all want 2 b free.
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Fun game hirez
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Just went 1/0/17 as Chaac in Assault. There is something magical about throwing axes and getting non-stop assists. Enemy team quit at 10:02 on the clock.
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additionally

the man is a living, breathing meme
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>>144543140
No.
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>>144548670
>>144548865
Do one with sobek
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>>144547325
Stop sexualizing bastet.
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>>144550403
Never stop sexualizing Bastet.
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>>144550008

I didn't make em, just grabbed em from twitter
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>>144550403
>Not wanting to sex the cat
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>>144551354
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>>144551354
I'd rather fuck the weeabo version
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why does smite insist on effectively punishing players in causal by matchmaking them up to premades on voice ? i understand "git gud" but randoms vs instant callout teams over mics is a huge disadvantage

>solo que
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>>144551354
>>144551897
>>144552882
Is bastet a good assassin?
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>>144552882
I prefer agent but I'd fuck both.
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>>144552882
>>144553109

weebstet has bigger tits
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what are the most bullshit gods in there class as of latest patch ? the ones everyone hates to see in conquest
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>>144553063
She's ok.
Great damage, good mobility but no hard cc.
She's one of if not the best slitpusher.
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>>144553063
She is good early and great at backdooring and objective control.
Also fun.
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>>144553361
What do you mean by bullshit? The most frustrating to play against are Apollo, Janus, Loki, Khepri and Hercules.
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>>144553063
She's fun
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Rat is a right cunt with that ultimate of his. Ended up going 4/8/9 in arena, mostly thanks to him. Even while playing defensively, like the Raijinbros told me to play last night. Suppose I just have to pull myself up by the bootstraps and git gud, like the rest of you.
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>>144553705

rat is kind of bullshit right now, they'll have to take one of the CCes off of him. There's no reason he should have a stun, slow, knockup and protection shred
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>>144554108
Ne Zha has exactly the same CC, a slow and a protection shred on his 1, a stun on his 3 and a kind of knock up on his ult. He is less mobile than R@ but he compensate that with a steroid and better sustain. R@ just need to have his number reduced a bit.
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>dust lick jing even though he's literally played her like 3 times before

SPL pros ladies and gentlemen
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>>144554829
Ne Zha lacks the seemingly global range on his ult, however.
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>>144554829

ne zha also doesn't get a self heal on everything and reduces his cooldowns on successful landing abilities

yeah I know his passive but you have to manage it, rat just gets it for free

you could argue the banish on ne zha's ult is better for setup and I wouldn't argue
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>>144554829
Ne Zha has close to 0 mobility
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>>144555013
Yes, but his ult take somebody out of a teamfight and is better for setup

>>144555123
R@ need his level 3 acorn to be able to self heal, so it's not totally free. Maybe they should increase the price a bit because, it just cost 50 more gold than warrior tabi.
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This is my shit list. Are there any actually good gods here that I should attempt to get better with, or can I leave them all to rot at the bottom of the mastery list?
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>>144556059
>Awilix
>Vamana
>Ne Zha
>Isis
>Ne Zha
>He bo in everything but conq
That's it.
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>>144556059
Vamana, Awilix, Isis and Ne Zha are high tier right now so trying to be good with them wouldn't be too bad.
Cupid can be useful for motd without healing.
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>>144556059
>hating AMC

Go die in a whole.
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>>144556059
>nu wa and ne zha that low

I'm actually triggered
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>Zapman stream
>He Bo adc
>Ullr solo
>Jing wei mid
New meta incomming.
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I have not played since last season/before the new joust map was added.I am level 30 and have the god pack.

Do I just jump back in and try to do well?
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>>144562521
What manly sholuders
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>>144563797
lel
I knew something was wrong with that drawing but I just couldnt put my fingers in it.
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>>144563797
And look at that chin!
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>>144562521
>>144563797
>>144565743
>>144565925

I'd still facefuck her, before taking her out to a nice dinner. Would fuck her in the restroom as well during dinner, because why not?
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>>144568489
that's not an appropriate way to talk about your mom
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Let's say you were in charge. How would you bring Smite to life?
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>>144569736
More Lolis.
>>
^
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>>144569736
delete all shit modes, go conquest or fuck off
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>>144570191
But why wouldn't you keep at least another game type like Arena or Joust for the casuls?
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>>144569116
It is when you are adopted.
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>>144570191
>delete all shit mode
He said "How would you bring Smite to life?", not "How would you put Smite further into the ground?".
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>>144569736
Pick Conquest/Clash/Siege/Assault randomly, god roles randomly for the esports people. Otherwise keep it the same, but with cosmetic packs that are not lockboxes, like HiRez was doing.
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>>144571362
sounds familiar
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Doodling, lewd ok

Their all going to be quick and shit. Throw those request at me.
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>>144571554
Amaterasu anything.
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>>144571554
Do some Nem
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>>144571554
Nemesis please. Lewd or not.
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>>144571554
topless nemi. keep her other slutty clothing.
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>>144571554
>Kali fondling belleona
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>>144571710
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>>144571554

PALADINS
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>>144569736
Some king-of-the-hill type gamemode would be pretty fun imo, with a few wide lanes and a massive (bigger than siege) jungle.

Not sure on any mechanics, though something like the temples in the desert map on HotS would be cool.
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>>144571554
Artemis and Freya cuddling
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>>144573048
Are we talking enviromental hazards in the map(s)?
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>>144573216
Kinda. The idea of the HotS temples is that it pushes for you. Obviously it can't attack the enemy team, because they then don't have any chance of taking it from you. So maybe the titan is out of the map somewhere and that's the only way it can be damaged?

Or perhaps the enemy titan is hidden, and occupying the capture point reveals it to your team and minions.

And as for the jungle, I don't think it should be half for one team and half for the other, because it's a big one, there should be areas where you either have to fight or give in and run.
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>>144571840
>>144571951
>>144572535
http://imgur.com/8d9aOdk
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>>144574339
Nice! Thanks mate.
>tfw you have a fetish for blind women and Nemesis has only made it worse.
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>>144574339
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>>144572615
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>>144573037
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>>144576931

Perfect
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>play a game at 8AM
>Susano shits on my team because lol susano is balanced
>fuck this
>12 hours later
>play a game at 8PM
>Rat shits on my team because lol rat is balance
i hate life, this game, you, he, me, them, hirez and reddit.
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>>144573130
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>>144480171
I'd find it arousing if they weren't JACKING OFF A FUCKING FURY.

Seriously though why do people draw that shit?
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>>144571554
If you are still drawing, do bakasura at an all you can eat buffet.
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>>144571554
Janus using his portal to look up Chang'e's dress.
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>>144578309
Cute
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>>144410003
I have 1511 but I'm only level 10 and have been playing for less than three weeks, does that make it any better?
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>>144571554
Nemesis in bondage.
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>>144576432
Thanks anon.
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>>144571554
For a noob how long does it take to learn to doodle?
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>>144576931
Requesting lewds of the Paladins logo with SMITE's.
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>>144578492
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>>144571554
Skadi having "fun" with kaldr.
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>>144579934
About 4 years.
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>>144578332
>dragon
>furry
???
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>>144580557
Fury, as in, the gold fury but not golden.
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>>144579371
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We have a quality Drawfriend in this thread.
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>>144571554
Nox in bed
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>>144571554
Hercules banging Bellona while Bellona eats Nox out.

The Romans love their orgies.
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>>144574616
>tfw no blind gf
why live desu.
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>>144579640
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>>144581017
how new
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>mfw i couldn't muster the inner strength to play today and get the wins
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Haven't done these shit doodle times in forever you guys already forgotten about me, wow!
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>>144582554
Who r u
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>>144582554
i still fap to that double penetration awillix you did man <3
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>>144582615
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>>144580673
>that janus face
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>>144582031
No joke, considering looking for disability dating websites, or hanging out near a place that works with the disabled. It's not like I'm able to sink to new lows of patheticness as it is, so finding a nice, blind girl might be possible.

>>144582554
I have both of your blogs bookmarked, friend. I requested non-lewd Nemesis. Shockingly.
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>>144582615
Rekt
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>>144583084
>I have both of your blogs bookmarked, friend. I requested non-lewd Nemesis. Shockingly.

Th-thank you for being one of my 100 followers.

Aphra Kadabra
NSFW
https://66.media.tumblr.com/1a3763a9d036766645c2de5659375af7/tumblr_o8bnrvH9us1uic2ojo1_1280.png

My journey to git gud is still going.
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>>144583531
You seem really decent and a fine artist to me. I've shown your SFW stuff to some of my friends and NSFW stuff to others. It's not really a surprise I've become a fan. Love the picture as well.
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Is smite like LoL? My wifes boyfriend says it is. That it's the same game but 3rd person and less polished.

No but really, is it worth playing?
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>>144583852
no, its a dying game , devs only care about money, the esports scene is gonna be on a 2 month break after dreamhack basically killing any interest people would have on it, balance is shit, it doesn't even look nice.
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>>144583978
Fair enough, I'll stick to LoL.

See you chaps around!
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>>144583531
>witch hat aphrodyke r34 already
I love you man, full homo

now if we could get some witch hat aphro lesbian action, I would be a very happy anon...
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>>144583084
Nigga I know that feel.
I considered joining an association that works with deaf people, but there no qts there and they were all shouting while using their handsigns, for someone who can actually hear, it eventually got to my nerve.

Thus, back to my blind gf quest
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>Quit doing meme gamemodes bro do conquest!
>Fenrir builds tanky and tries to support, but he literally watches all of us die without doing anything
>Chiron takes my red and goes middle lane even though I called mid lane
I know shit like joust in memey, but holy fuck at least people are forced into the right lane
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>>144585429
Are we terrible people? It's not even really a fetish to me, it's more of being with someone with a different idea of the world. It undoubtedly takes a lot of work, but it brings a level of friendship and intimacy you probably would not get without someone "able". I feel so fucked up for admitting this.

Also, your deaf story made me laugh. "Shouting while using their handsigns" was mentally full on Naruto and shit. Regardless, Godspeed friend, I hope you find the happiness you deserve and your quest is complete.
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>>144585963
fenrir support is a meme but its very skill dependant
mid hunters are not the standard but they work with the right person.
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>>144586624
> skill dependant
these guys were low elo trust me
>mid hunters
Like I said I called mid and picked a mage because we didnt have any, but then he took my lane
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>Arachne goes solo lane
>Ask him what the fuck he is doing
>"Trust me dude"
>Ends 16/0/5 and carries us all

Im still surprised
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>>144585963

Conquest is the worst mode in the game and people only touch it because it's the esports mode. I wish HiRez tried to create their own unique game mode instead of ripping off the LoL map when the game was new and used that as the big mode for all their shit.
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>>144586178
That's exactly why I want a blind gf. I just want someone "different", living in a different world and willing to let me share that world with them.
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>>144586810
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>>144587392
>I have autism
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>>144586810
B-but that's incest
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>4 games today
>4 games with 4 susasos on the enemy team
>4 rats on the enemy team
>and a bunch of retards on my team
i quit, i quit smite, this is unplayable.
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>>144587392
That and the idea of utmost trust between us is what makes it so desirable to me. Maybe it's just all the failed relationships I've had, but it seems more and more right in my mind to try to find someone like that.

>>144587604
Be cool, friend. No need to toss around autism as an insult. Some people have tastes you might not approve of or ridicule. Live and let live.
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>>144587041
wew can you show us his build?
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>>144588520
Here m8
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>>144589005
>Loki solo
So that's how.
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Smite is fun
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>>144589528
>fun
fdot you should know better than using buzzwords like fun, enjoyable and good.
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So I just got into smite. I've played a lot of DotA but it seems like Smite is meant for modes like Arena/Joust...like gold and items don't matter that much and it's more about just killing gods. Am I right or is there way more too it than I can tell after ~3 games
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>>144589869
>like gold and items don't matter that much and it's more about just killing gods
Good luck killing gods without gold or items.
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So when is Arena ranked coming back?
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>>144589869
Yeah... this is why hirez should stop forcing people into playing Arena/Clash/Joust first.


Get them into conquest asap.
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drawfags?
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>>144589528
Stop telling lies on the internet.
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>>144590030

Never. Arena played don't care about ranked, and ranked players matchmaking is already so fucked by the small population that doing anything to split them up even more would make every ranked player mad.
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>>144589869
>gold and items don't matter that much

Yeah, good luck with that moron.
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>ally has Jing Wei voice pack
>report them for harassment
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>>144591670
More like cupid voice pack.
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>>144591670
>Ally has Kawaii bastet VP
>mute them as soon as the match starts and do everything possible to kill them.

Hope you like bodyblocks and Ymir walls you annoying cunt.
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>>144592549
hahahahahaha faggot, i love that VP and skin.
i got the skin on a chest and i loved the vp so much i bough it.
i don't even play bastet
jhahahahaa


i don't even like anime
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>>144591670
>Rayquaza Kukukan
>Madame Darkness Nox
>Nu Horizons
>Carnaval Queen
>Dr. Vanus
>Dark Whisperer AMC
>Torment Bellona
>Edgelord Hou Yi
>Demon Serqet
>Chronos 64
>Edgelord Loki
>Nerd Cabarakan
>Edgelord Chiron
>Edgelord Khepri
>Solstice Hel
>Alien Ah Puch
>Rock Ravana
>Jandriod
>Both Freya skins
>Fuwa Cupid

I wish this game had an automatic mute button for set skins.
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>Lassiz in the top 15 overwatch streamers right now
boy he made it! im so happy for him!
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>>144592549
>mfw Diamond Bastet
>mfw Kawaii Pop and VP
>mfw I go 10/0/whatever and I know I'm triggering faggots like you
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