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More demon skins when edition

>PC 3.9 - Viking Invasion
https://www.smitegame.com/new-in-smite-viking-invasion-3-9-pts-patch-notes/

>XBO & PS4 3.8 - Perfect Storm
https://www.smitegame.com/smite-console-perfect-storm-3-8-patch-notes/

>Season Ticket 2016 (Fantasy League)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Season_Ticket_2016

>Get Curse Voice Apollo & Curse Agni playing with Curse Voice
https://www.curse.com/games/smite

>FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8

>/smgen/ Discord
https://discord.gg/0sWDnznwq6C7w9bW

>The SMITE clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.

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stupid shitlord
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According to last thread, ~30% of smgen mostly play Conquest, while a whopping ~70% mostly play the other modes.
What's worst is that 20% of you are Arenababbies

How horrible
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>>144053717
I'll play conquest when it's not fucking shit.
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Any Paladins players on tonight? Chest gave me the Winter skin for Grover. Any advice on how to play the mount of my favorite Smite guardian? Or how to unleash the melee beast?
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>>144053774
this t.b.h
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just here for the eventual scyllz futa
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>>144047183
>>144047656
Kekekekekkek
Look at this buttmad shitkid
Go back to Wow blizzbaby
Agoo goo gah gah
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how can i improve my meme build (apollo)
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>>144053717
I cant get a full group of similar skilled players on ps4 most of the time.

I mostly play joust though, arena for quick favor if i need it because games are usually faster.

Conquest is GOAT when I can get a team though.
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Imagine being Adanas on that caster desk and having to be all like "damn, Xbone players, you playin fuckin' fine, all skilled with your sick reflexes and horrific retarded input method.
I would totally play the game with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is cast another panthera game.
Like seriously imagine having to be Adanas and not only sit in that chair while Xbone players miss their abilities right in front of you, the favorable spectator mode barely concealing their lack of skill, and just sit there, game after game, hour after hour, while they perfected that game. Not only having to tolerate their monstrous fucking picks but their haughty attitude as everyone on twitch chat tells them they STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CONSOLE PROS PLAY LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch their absolute shit picks turn into strategies you didn't even know existed before that day.
You've been casting nothing but a healthy diet of Panthera and Eager and later alleged Adderall users for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Atlanta.
You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on their disgusting gamepads as they fondle their sticks around suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in their "skilled pro (for that is what they call themself)" gameplay, the skill they worked so hard for with personal PC coaches over the previous months.
And then Erez calls for another game, and you know you could 1v1 every single person in this room before the Titan could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Adanas. You're not going to lose your future esports career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>144054352
Trade O-bow for Bloodforge and get Ninja tabi later in the game.
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>>144053717
>queue for conquest
>retards fight over who gets to have the red buff
>two people in solo
>fenrir in mid
>zeus adc
>get blamed for everyone's mental issues
>ask clan to have some games
>"lol no we'd better stay tabbed out and shitpost all day"
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Is my shitty OC welcome?
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>>144055086
Should be Apollo or Bellona, they seem to have the most 'toxic' fanbase.
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>>144054443
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>>144055315
>implying nemesis/aphro players aren't the worst
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>>144056920
>not Loki, Thanatos, Xballer
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>>144054443
Can we get a tldr?
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>>144057864
tldr: pasta.
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why isn't this general alive as Dota 2 general?
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>>144058315

Dead game. Incoming "We're playing the game" memepost
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>>144058687
We're playing the game
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>>144057926
Thanks anon, you're doing gods work
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mage niggers everyone
>doesnt counterbuild
>poly early
>match is 20 mins in and just starts building thoth
>3 fucking assassins all phys but ill just bitch all match
>FUCKING ULTS THEIR BRUISER THE ENTIRE MATCH
>BITCHES I DIDNT PEEL THREE ASSASSINS WHEN HE JUST LET THEM WALTZ UP TO HIM ALL ALONE
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>>144060450
I know right
I just played with an Ah Puch who had shit like Thoth and spear of magus and tried to tell me he was the tank when he had the worst k/d ratio
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>>144060450
>BITCHES I DIDNT PEEL THREE ASSASSINS WHEN HE JUST LET THEM WALTZ UP TO HIM ALL ALONE
What did he mean by this?
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>>144060836
I exclusively play support r@
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>>144063392
I exclusively play adc thana
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>>144058315
because hirez fucked up insanely bad.
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>>144064203
how?
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Dunno if this was posted last thread but new Jing card

>>144064459
Poor decision making
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>>144064701
Like how they're going to buff Susano even more next patch?
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Why did nobody tell me how fun anubis is?
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>>144065874
because he's not
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>>144065937
Oh yeah what is a god or two you consider fun? Odin?
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>>144064962
If only balance issues were their main issue. Smite would be in a better place probably.
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>>144066061
Not him but I think Odin is pretty fun, in fact I like all the Norse gods except Sol and Tyr.

Anubis is cool too, literally the definition of faceroll though.
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>>144066719
I mean his ult is cool (and leads to lots of meme combos and synergy) but he plays so boring, raven shield jump in raven shield jump in
Anubis's combo is derpy but at least he has a sick slow clear and his wraps
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>>144066271
What are their main issues?
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>have good game as guardian
>team is having fun
>opponents having fun
>game was filled with banter
>top 5 funnest match i've ever played
>queue next game
>enter r@ and LEROY medusa
>my carry keeps being over aggressive and dying
>currently 15-37 and am afk cause these fucks lost the all t1s by 15 mins and dont wanna surrender
welp, this sums up smite
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>>144066998
THEY KILLED TRIBES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>144066998
I'd say #1 is that they undervalue Smite as an e-sport. Or Smite being a competitive game in general. The top games(LoL, Dota, CS:GO, HS, and now OW) all have one thing in common, and that is they don't divide their playerbase. Smite made the mistake of trying to 'branch out', rather than build on the e-sports scene, which is the only thing keeping big multiplayer games alive these days.

I know you're thinking "b-but they do care about e-sports! It's casted all the time! s-spl!", Smite's e-sports has had almost zero growth since S1 worlds. and that's entirely due to how hirez presents this game, as players aren't looking to play competitively at all. and the ones that do are rewarded with shit matchmaking and questionable balance. Ranked in a joke, Matchmaking is joke, really Conquest is a joke in general. but we have no shortage of events, extra modes, and skins to keep people entertained. Smite's business model right now is short term profit gain. Profiles and scraping blocked so the only thing we have to go on about player stats s is Smite Guru's infamously inaccurate guruscore. All because of 'muh feelings' from casual players- if you believe that.
I'm actually convinced they're trying to stray away from e-sports now, and wouldn't be surprised if this years prize pool is even less than last year.


The PS4 and xbox integration did absolutely nothing for this game other than let hirez say "hey guys we got 2000mill accounts worldwide sn't that great !!!". It was nothing but a short-term profit gain. The tournaments for consoles are a joke as we've seen(letting PC players with years of experience hop in for free cash gee who saw that coming). Smite on consoles won't be around next year lol.


Just bad decision making- which is really odd seeing that Riot has literally paved the way. All hirez had to do was follow Riot's example and Smite would be in a better place. (Not saying LoL is a better game, I mean how Riot handled their shit.)
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>>144068634
To sum it up, casuals are killing this game, and hirez is feeding them steroids.
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>>144068634
It's literally been on consoles for a couple months, it takes time for communities to git gud.
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>>144068634

So you think hirez should have banned people who played competitively on PC to enter the console league?

I mean it sounds pretty hand holdy, so hirez would probably be okay with it, but it seems to me they vastly overestimated how "difficult" using a pad is.
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>>144068634
>Conquest is a joke in general

What's so bad about it beside speed buff ?

>>144068864
But so does Overwatch and it succeed for now.
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>>144068949
That wasn't the point.
>>144069058
Absolutely, what kind of question is that? You have fucking people who've been playing the game competitively for years, and you let them into a tournament for people who haven't even had it a year yet? What kind of shit is that? Fuck the controller, they have years of experience with the game, the controller is irrelevant.
Who ever OK'd that should be shot.
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>>144057046
thanatos players are bros at higher level of play.

>Creating that sweet early pressure
>Always clutch ultimates in the midst of a teamfight to turn it in your favour
>Building tanky and soaking up that damage for you
>Never misses Death Scythe>
>recognizes the importance of positioning on a relatively immobile short range character
>spams VVA, VVX and VEW+VVY because it's just so funny and brings up team morale
>baller diamond skin

where the fuck are my thanabros at??????
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>>144069289
The entire pace of conquest could be improved by having the minions reach lane before jungle camps spawn and making jungle camps stronger.

As for listing exactly what's bad for it, I don't feel like typing all that shit out, but camp sharing could be solved by making Bumba's passive not promote camp sharing in the first place. Make the jungle too difficult to farm if you don't have bumbas in the first place.

Hirez could learn a lot from LoL's jungle.
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>>144069829
>Hirez could learn a lot from LoL's jungle.

I would rather they learn from DoTA jungle, making the jungler role not mandatory and allowing it to loosen up the meta by having more than one team comp available. I know I'm in the minority here but I actually liked how it was before speed buff came back and it should have lasted longer to have the meta change according to it. I also think the jungler should be wider so you have to commit more to ganks, kills should also be worth more to compensate and encourage aggression, the recent change to the jungle had the neat effect of promoting invade and made it viable even though it didn't seem to be what Hirez aimed for.

I also think there should be some buffer structures between the phoenixes and the titans, drawing minions aggro but ignorable by the player to buy a bit of time and allow some counterplay since Fire giant buff is way too good to close the game.
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>>144070252
>I actually liked how it was before speed buff came back and it should have lasted longer to have the meta change according to it.

Elaborate on what you mean here, because the pros have been doing the exact same meta for about 6~ months now with very slight changes. And with the speed buff, the meta hasn't really changed much, unless I'm missing something. These last weeks pro games looked the same to me as months ago.


>I also think the jungler should be wider so you have to commit more to ganks, kills should also be worth more to compensate and encourage aggression
I agree with this. Gold rewards used to be higher, but they nerfed it to what it is now all because of one god. Thor.

>buffer structures between the phoenixes and the titans
They just need to increase Phoenix health and damage, and have phoenixes respawn with full hp.
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>>144070964
Just realized you were probably talking about the fact junglers go into solo lane now. That's been done before, and imo isn't a step up from the previous jungle meta.
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>>144070964
>Elaborate on what you mean here,

Spending less time farming the jungle and more contesting/leeching in lanes, probably could have more drafting changes if we had more time, like having less carry oriented in the Jungle, probably some lane changes.

>And with the speed buff, the meta hasn't really changed much, unless I'm missing something.

Well now Nemesis is Viable again :^) but what changed the most is how punishing invades are and you see people invading much more to steal buffs with the XP changes that were introduced along with speed buff being back. It's quite noticeable in the EU pro scene where such invades were almost non existent early-midgame.

>>144071110
>Just realized you were probably talking about the fact junglers go into solo lane now.

I don't really care about this, they only stay there early and it doesn't really change much whether or not they help the solo lane.
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>>144071394
While I'm all for a more aggressive meta, the jungle is flawed currently because of how punishing it is for the jungler if they don't soak a lane. Every single camp is forced to be split(except for the fire elementals I guess). It really shouldn't be this way. If a jungler want's to farm they should be able to. Right now you have no choice but to soak a lane. Again, I have no issue with an aggressive meta, but it should be a choice how the jungler wants to play it out.

Make minions reach lane before camps spawn, make camps harder, make sharing xp less effective for monsters, and make bumbas give the jungler increased benefits only if they're solo.
This not only makes the game flow a lot smoother, but it means junglers get to control the jungle. Which is how it should be. Invading will be more focused on the jungler, as will ganks. Again, how it should be.
Rotating with my mid laner all game is a lot less fun to me, regardless of how aggressive it makes the meta. It makes the game feel static, and has drastically reduced the viable jungle pool as a result, because if you can't 2v2 as well as Thor in this meta, you're worthless.
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Is Smite ded?
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>>144072824
It die every months since 2012.
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How do we make odysseus bow not garbage?
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How many times have you fapped to me lusty boys ?
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>>144076393
Go away Aphrodite. I'd probably get an std from fapping to one of your pics.
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Hey guys, any Paladins advice? I want to be the very best, like no-one ever was with Grover.
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>>144077407
Ambush people
Only use your vine to catch up to who are using their F
Force lone wolfs to retreat
Play a better champion
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>>144077774
But my only skin is for him.
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>>144076736
She is a goddess she can't have STD
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>>144080605
[citation needed]
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>>144054370
>arena for quick favor
For what?
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>>144082469
probably recolors so he doesn't get them in jew chest
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>>144083734
What's wrong with default skin?
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Why is Susano so fun?
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>>144083784
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>>144083784
Because peope want to be snowflakes.
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>>144060450
>>match is 20 mins in and just starts building thoth
Thoth last item is not a stupid idea, it gives base 100 power plus power from your mana, the stacks total like 30 extra power which is not much, so yeah, its like trans last item, not conventional , not a good idea but not bad by any means.
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>>144084191
Because he isn't.

He's one of the most boring gods to play.
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Which boots for which class?
I always go with ninja tabi for warrior gods like chaac, but people complain that warrior tabi is better.
Can someone explain the reason?
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>>144085064
>I always go with ninja tabi for warrior gods like chaac, but people complain that warrior tabi is better.
Chaac is not an AA god first, he relies on his abilities to do most of his damage and clear lane.
So warrior tabi is better for that.

Same with most if not all warriors, even Bellona and Ravana are better with warrior tabi.
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>>144085282
>Chaac is not an AA god
His overflow ability utilize AA.
With ninja tabi I get more attack speed to fill his overflow meter quicker and use ability with no mana cost.
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>>144085725
unless you are not building breastplate of valor second item(which you should being a warrior on the solo lane) and not getting your blue buff chaac has literally 0 mana problems, stop being retarded, sacrificing damage for an insignificant amount of attack speed to fill your passive is meaningless.

Stop.
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>>144085725
Do you also build attack speed on Agni, Nu Wa or Sylvanus?
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Patch note when?
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>>144086178
No, just chaac.
>>144085884
>passive is meaningless
That's why conquest is shit.
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>>144085064
this should be updated
magi lost the mana and focus got it
also shoes of focus lost 5% CD
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I think the sports guy will be pleased this patch
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I hope you're all ready for more skin events ;)

https://twitter.com/ScottGandhi/status/735122223246237696
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>>144063569
I exclusively play mid khepri
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>Playing ranked conquest
>Faggot leaves game within first 6 minutes
>Jungler doesn't get bumba's mask until after he's died 3 times
>Smarmy enemy Ao Kuang player says d/c was best player on our team
>Next game
>Face him again
>My team wins in 22 minutes, my KDA is 8.50 with 15k damage and 4.5k tower damage

TALK SHIT GET HIT
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>>144090369
jesus fucking christ smite feels like a goddamn cash grab game nowadays.

they should fix the servers, matchmaking and balance before making more and more and more skins.

graphically the game looks old and updated already.
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>>144090870
>updated
outdated i'm a fucking retard.
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>>144090369
The skin sales are beginning to feel a bit excessive at this point. If they start a single/double paid event each month, well I've not paid a dime of my own money and can leave without any real issues. Say no to the Juden and their greed.
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>>144090369
Again ? We had the escape the underworld not too long ago,we just got the viking event, and after the summer of smite we will get the odyssey. They should really slow down with the events or make more free one like the 10 millionth player celebration.
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>>144090870
>>144090974
All MMO, especially the F2P one, has average graphics because you need to have the larger playerbase possible and for that your game must run on toaster.
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>>144091118
After Underworld I decided to save for Summer and Odyssey events. Now if I have a slightest doubt abut Summer event I'm going to skip it since you never know if there will me "September" event with skins I'll like more.
HiRez pretty much lost me as a client unless they can really impress me
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Ohh hi guise!
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>>144090870

>Tfw Paladins looks better than Smite

;_;
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>>144090704
>not being able to win sooner
Kek he was right, that DC was the best player both games
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>>144090704
>TALK SHIT GET HIT
What race are you?
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>>144091421
Yes, I'm willing to spend money on smite but this is just too much.This year we got the ned of the 2016 odyssey and the Rising Dawn event in January,the season ticket in march, Escape from the underworld in April,the Viking Invasion in may, we will get the summer of smite probably in july and the odyssey in august/september.
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If they don't make the skins timed exclusives they won't make any money!!!1
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>>144094506
Don't worry, they'll just make a recolor of it and give it away for free in the future.
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daily reminder that hel is not a support
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>>144094739
That sustain. That damage. That slow. that cc clear. what is she then Anon
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I swear, Reddit is responsible for convincing HiRez to sell more skins.
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>>144095103
A mid or Solo laner. She requires level and items to be effective and has no hard CC. On top of that she has lower base Health and scaling than guardians, probably prots too.

>>144095124
Other MOBA and F2P convince them to do so.
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>>144095103
>what is she then Anon

Trash
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>>144054131
>>144077407
>Hit Q
>Find target
>Throw axe
>If you missed run away
>If you hit start melee attacking and throw axe again when it's back up
>Congrats you are berserker. Either you got a kill and move onto the next guy or you died to a team piling on you.

He really only shines best when you've got a team that takes advantage of you disrupting nacklines
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>>144053220
Who is the best waifu? And why is it Bellona
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>>144097380
No way, Freya is best waifu, Bellona is close second though.
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>>144097380
Pic related.

I bet the new god is gonna get a skin for him or vice versa.
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>>144097716

Bad ult
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>hear this fucking a mile away
>simply jump over his ult

He's more dangerous when he doesn't try his dumb kamikaze shit.
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>>144097897
Anything that lets me 100-0 a full health Fernando on point with shield up can't be bad.

Unless you do shit like >>144098053 , makes me cringe every time.
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>>144097716
Is Drogoz fun? Seems like generic dragon with a rocket launcher to me.
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>>144097380
>Hel
>Loving wife at day
>Kinky dominatrix at night
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How would you more effectively monetize Smite?
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>>144098329

He's alright, his rockets are really fast which makes him pretty easy to use. My biggest problems with him are his ult, and I feel like his jetpack drains too fast
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>>144098429
Shut it down.
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>>144098329
Build expectorate. Shit's real fun because how high the skill cap with that is.

Alternatively if you like to live dangerously go Salvo+Masterful and play the Paladins equivalent of He Bo.

>>144098429
Exactly what they're doing honestly. I can't think of something better.
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>>144098473
But then I'd have to play League of Assholes
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>>144098601
Then you'd have a ton of waifus to play, and a bunch of porn to go with said waifus.
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>>144053717
ill play conquest more when the match making and jungle are fucking fixed and the meta isnt focused on bullshit burst and adding gods with insane kits making others outright redundant

more importantly make support worth it give items or make existing ones exclusive to guardians that tailor around babysitting some shit carry that will blame you for running into the same obvious incoming combo to kill them despite you warning them and trying to negate it
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>>144097716
>Ult Evie
>She iceblocks after i do the fucking animation and the kill doesnt count
Fuck you Evie
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>>144098747
But I would never betray my waifu
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>>144098429
Less focus on events and chest, more on direct purchasing which I think would help with player retention and bringing people back.
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>>144098806
> that tailor around babysitting some shit carry

So aura items

>focused on bullshit burst

Yeah, can't wait for you shitters to complain about muh tank meta or muh CC meta again if it's ever changed.
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>>144098878
>Be Grohk
>Drogoz ult incoming from a mile away
>Stand still
>Ghost Walk

It's like trying to ult someone as scylla without her root when you KNOW they have aegis and an escape up.
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best tits coming through
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>>144098747
But smite has better waifus
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>>144101558
Almost all of the goddesses in this game are boring and generic looking.
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I have a conundrum for you lads

I have reached lvl 28 and will finally almost be ready to enjoy ranked play, problem is I have basically 0 conquest experience
Every time I've tried playing it I've been stuck with the typical gripes of casual conquest

Stuck in groups with premades that only communicate with eachother on voice chat except to tell me i'm doing something wrong or groups of complete idiots that instalock and know less than me about the mode

I play training conquest with bots on occasion which taught me the layout of the map, where all the camps are, how to lane, and where most gods fit in each role

Obviously though this doesn't help me when it comes to playing vs real people. I have little experience with the concept of rotating, ganking, conquest team fights, split pushing etc

My main play mode is joust, when I was lower lvl I played a lot of assault to get me used to the kits of a lot of different gods and figure out which ones I was good with

Basically I was hoping for either advice or reading material for help on the subject. I really want to play conquest but I know if I jump right into ranked I'm just gonna get shit all over and ruin games for my team
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>>144101765
>implying it's not the same thing for Lol
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So what are the chance that Ullr new skin voiceline will have skyrim reference?
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>Throw taunt to save Neith ass when she is getting ganked
>Instead of backing she fucking pushes
>Dies
>"Omg athena you can at least try to tank something"

Every single time
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>>144104109
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>>144104109
>Ult someone who is almost dead
>he charges in instead of using damage reduction to retreat

Athena problems
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>>144104109
You left out the part where you missed the taunt.
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>>144102596
The best way to learn is to watch streamer, written content get easily outdated in smite. Also don't forget that most people are in the same situation.
>>
how can I make Odysseus bow work on Apollo? it's very fun to use.
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>>144098158
It's bad because it doesn't fit with his kit.
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>>144102596
Just because you hit 30, doesn't mean you should be playing ranked right then.
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>>144105407
It's not perfectly snug but I've had little problem with it. Blow up your snot bubble to launch someone away from their team and ult away.

If you're using it to initiate or teamfight with you're doing it wrong. That shit's for picking off stragglers, a tank, or repositioning yourself somewhere better fast.
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>>144102596
Even when you reach 30 you need to mastery every or atleast 50 gods to have a decent godpool to pick and trade
>>
We need more some monster girl waifus.

Get your shit together Hi-rez.
>>
Hanuman when?
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>>144106674
Kanako (Take-Minakata) and Suwako (Mishaguji)?
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>>144106953
After Khonshu
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yow niggas will we get patchnotes today?
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>>144102596
Play casual conquest, over and over and over again, watch streamers of different roles, master at least 80% of all gods before you go into ranked.
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>enemy team sniper on a kill streak
>skye on our team is 1v1ing fernado no where near the obj
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Lmao
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>>144110180
ded game walking.
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>>144101425
That's his best work honestly speaking, faces are the most accurate he should stick to drawing males.
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>>144110180

thank god, we don't have to suffer through an hour of drybear trying to make sure erez doesn't go off the fuckin rails
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>>144109779
>It's a Grover tries tanking point like he's Fermamdo episode

>>144110180
It's over guys, we actually have to wait until the end of this week for a patch. Uninstall, close down the studio; Paladins and Smite are through.

>>144110461
Erez is a very unique man, in that he says and does whatever the fuck he wants. And if it doesn't go right he throws money at it until it does.
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>>144110689

Except you can tell by how goddamn directionless paladins is erez is just doing whatever on random whims
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>>144110790
It's pretty clear that things are going a direction now anon. They're slowly cutting back on the wild changes and narrowing down to what they want to keep more and more.

It wasn't random whims in the slightest; team proposed ideas and they were tested. Whatever sticks makes it to the actual game.

I know a lot of people like to assume HiRez are incompetent as fuck but they're made a failure game, a break-even game, and a successful game. They have a lot more experience now in what things they should avoid and what methods are important.
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>>144110180
hahahahaha
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>>144110689
>And if it doesn't go right he throws money at it until it does.

Worked for tribes ;)
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>>144112151
>and a successful game

?? Jetpack fighter?
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>>144112184
He threw money at HiRez keeping it afloat until smite came out.
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>>144112484

That's one thing that really bugs me about hirez, the place just seems so... incestuous. Like everyone there is a friend/spouse/etc of someone else and that's how they got hired.

ffs look at ghandi, dude was hired to be an esports guy but now he's lead designer? how the fuck?
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>>144097380
Kali
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>>144113179
I can never find an uncensored version of this. Mind tossing it on an image sharing site, friend?
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>>144113161
Ghandi's lead designer now?
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>>144106674
I hope we get Daji or Tamamo. Failing that, Inari would be nice as well.
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>there are people in this thread with only 2000 smiteguru score
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>>144113179
>Not licking her 4 armpits
>>
FAFNIR BOYS
TIME FOR DWARF/DRAGON HUSBANDO
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Ready for another smite event, smiggers?
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>>144113428
It's on Pixiv, I uploaded it here too for you : http://www4.zippyshare.com/v/02RNhXdN/file.html
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>>144114512
no ,i'm tired of this fucking game, hirez doesn't care about balance anymore, its the same boring shit everytime, new gods are just bloated pieces of shit that do a ton of damage and thats it
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Tfw taking time away from overwatch to watch the patchnotes
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I'm ready to be disappointed with another patch notes.
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>>144053717
So you're saying that 30% of the people in this general are retarded autists?
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>>144113161
Welcome to the real world kid.
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>>144114545
What's the artists' name/pixiv ID?
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inb4 fafnir is a guardian. if this is the case i'll never play him again after mastering him. support a shit.
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>ravana has a bra
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>>144115313
It's a Bro.
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>>144115068
Wait, it's actually not there, but there is an artist with a similar Kali set : ぶらっくら
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3763583

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54693060
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>>144115096
>inb4 fafnir is a guardian

We already know he's a guardian you fucking retard.
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>>144115068
Blacurra
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>>144115096
Hello casual shitter
>>
hinduman

more like shillman, these shitty skins are not 'absolutely amazing'.
>>
>some tier 2 skins are legitimately good, with thought and effort put into them
>some look like overdesigned pieces of shit
>some are just the base model with a few extra spikes
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>>144112151

Did you see him during the viking event patch notes show? That shit was disgusting
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>>144115694
Who erez?
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>>144115531
>>144115694
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>>144115670
I absolutely hate Freya's t2. It looks so cheap.
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Aphro is
HOT
O
T
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Aphro skin is chest btw.

They said to on twitter. Hope you have those gems ready ;)
>>
>dat aphrodite skin
MUH DICK
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>halloween skin in the summer

lol
>>
Stop doing this to my dick Hi Rez.
>>
>Witch Aphrodite
>has Neith's voice

For what purpose, I'm sure Aphro's VA could have done a good witch voice
>>
So it's just Neith's VA on an Aphro skin.
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>>144116080

of course it is
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>>144116080

Of course it is, anything with any real effort put into it will be chest/exclusive until the game is dead. Remember to support esports :)
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>>144116334
>>144116365
Don't like it? Don't buy it. They are only skins you fucking morons. Hirez gotta eat too.
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Viking event and no fenrir T2 skin? A Halloween skin in June?

Fuck off.
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>MORE NORSE GODS?
>More chest skins
>Another skin event

Where the fuck is my kitsune goddess? My celtic pantheon?

Fucking dead game. Hi-rez needs to learn how to attract players.
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>>144116442

:)
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>>144114545
Thanks friend, much obliged.
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I like the new skadi skin
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>>144116473
Also summer event coming soon too.

https://twitter.com/ScottGandhi/status/735122223246237696

Keep those gems stacked uo good goys ;)
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>hirez won't make anymore sexual skins

HAHAHAHAHA pay up virgins!
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>>144116442
You don't work at HiRez anymore, Bart. You can stop shilling any time.
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>>144116473
>>144116603
>>144116496

I'm literally not buying anything until they fix up the game.

Haven't bought gems since last year
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>>144116605
They said some goddesses wont get them.

Not that they're stopping completely.

No sexy Ammy skins because Japs can't be sluts, as it would offend the weebs.
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>>144116760
>I'm literally not buying anything until they fix up the game.

You really gonna miss out on the bikini skins anon?
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>>144116793
>Japs can't be sluts

But that goes against logic. Have you not seen JAV videos and chicks selling their used panties, and fucking for yen?
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>>144116793

>weebs not liking sluts

u wot
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>>144117017
the pure waifus market senpai
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>>144116760
I already refraining from buying anything that I can't buy directly, since chests were introduced.

Seriously, valve method worked(Or used to) because of the market. Hi-rez just want to live ooff whales, and that's can only get you so far...

But if the summer even is like the japanese one(I can buy the skins directly for a limited time) I'll buy it, desu.
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>Every Japanese god so far has been unfair to play against

I dont like how this pantheon is turning out
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>>144116976
I was being sarcastic.
I know Japs are sluts, cheating is apparently a big thing everyone apparently does over there.

>>144117017
muh pure waifu
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>>144117151
Ama is shit though
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>>144116846
>he thinks theres gonna be bikini skins

lol

At most we'll get something like Poolsideon for Ne Zha and lifeguard Athena or something
>>
RAT IS DEAD AGAIN


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>144117151
The Japanese pantheon is shit, what are you talking about?

Norse has the most unfun bullshit to play against.
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>>144117151
But friend, I can take down 90% of Ammy and Raijin players with Cupid, even if they have been fed. For all their strengths, you can still win if you just outplay them. Abilities mean nothing against skill.

>>144117193
That's fucking disgusting. I'll never understand what sort of thoughts go through human minds to make them cheat on a relationship partner.
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>>144116793
>as it would offend the weebs.

I'm from /a/ and the waifu meme is just a meme. Pretty much only like 1% of weebs actually takes the pure waifu thing seriously.
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>>144117113
Pretty much, I only buy direct skins, I don't gamble with the chest or bother with events.

Hirez's model is short term profit gain, and I won't feed into their jewery.
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>season 3
>still no Greek warior
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>>144117267
Bikini trap Ne Zha when?
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>>144117281

He was able to 100-0 gods at like level 3. I'm still excited to play him. What I really like is the susanoo nerfs
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>>144117267
Art team have been teasing one for like 2 weeks senpai.
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>>144117606
link
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>no Ao nerf
LMAO
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I WANTED A DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>144117445
>I'm from /a/

That doesn't mean anything.

I was talking about people bitching about "to many sexy skins", and because of that Ammy wont get any skins showing the booty.
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Why does Ajax always sound like the mic is halfway down his throat
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>when the patch notes are shit
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>>144117557
Never ever
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Introducing, jew, the character
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>you can stack his passive with watchers
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>shorter guardian that makes ares look like a t-rex
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>Fafnir's model is a shrunken Xing Tian model
>Same walking animation
>Basics sound like Bellona's hammer's basics

wew lads
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>>144117781
>No sexy Ammy skins because Japs can't be sluts, as it would offend the weebs.

That's what you said.

>people bitching about "to many sexy skins"

We won't get Ammy sexy skins because of Reddit SJWs, not weebs.
>>
>no hard cc
He's going to be shit support. Probably good in solo lane
>>
WHAT
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>HE TURNS INTO A DRAGON
>>
Anyone here start Smite, but get tired of the skin/event bullshit and go Paladins?
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
He looks op as shit
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>Ao Kaung is crying right now
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>>144118587
his 1 stuns tho
>>
green sol
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>>144118587

He has a stun, what are you talking about
>>
>HiRez tries to make a new guardian
>end up making the most broken god in the game, capable of filling any role

What did they mean by this?
>>
His passive is the coolest part. Everything else is generic and boring.

Hirez strikes again with boring designs!
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>local dwarf ruins everything
>>
Guardians are once again proven to be the most broken class.
>>
>Vamana was broken
>get nerfed to near uselessness
>Fafnir is released
>????
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>Shit jew dwarf instead of main Norse player Jörmungandr

Reeeee every time
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>>144098368
No.
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psst hey kid, I'll give you this free cat if you give me your virginity what do you say?
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>hirez going full jew mode with back to back limited skin events
>release jew dwarf

What did they mean by this?
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>>144119330
>guardians op
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Why couldn't whe have god in dragon form all the time?
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>>144119710
We did once.
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>>144119752
Yeah but he looked like shit.
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>>144119639
She looks a lot like this girl
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>>144119639
Is that an Isis skin?
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>>144119639
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>>144119851

aphro
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>>144116760
>>144117113
>>144118685
Why are people so assmad over cosmetics? They're literally the least important part of the game and at least a third don't even fit the game's mythological theme.
>>
ay

http://www-dev.smitegame.com/20-million-player-celebration/
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>>144119961
Don't click, viruses.
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>we would send each other images of each other's dicks
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>>144119961
>150 free gems
cool, time to save up for the summer event
>>
Why the fuck is Amanda doing this? Isn't this fdot's thing?
>>
>>144120049
Are you mentally retarded? Everyone knows that "www-dev.smitegame.com" is the dev version of smitegame, because hi-rez sucks at prevent basic info leaks and spoilers.
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>>144119954
That's not the point shillman. People were perfectly fine with skins, but not when they started forcing the gambling chest shit for every fucking skin.
It's one of the worst things I've ever seen in a game, and Hi-Rez just keeps pumping them out. They only benefit the good goys who buy everything.

I just want skins for direct purchase. Chest should be optional, like how LoL has it.
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>>144118805
>>144118827
Isn't his 1 a slow, not a stun?
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>>144119961
>SMITE has reached 20 million players

[citation needed]
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>>144120446
It's both
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>>144120446
Stuns on first enemy god hit, then pulses for a slow.
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>>144120291

It's right there on the main site anon
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Here's his recolor
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>>144120348
I don't disagree with the notion but I'm really not seeing the value in skins in general. Even if they weren't in chests, I can't be assed to drop $8+ on a skin I'll barely use as I switch between more than half the characters. Not sure how I'm shilling when I'm saying just don't buy them.
>>
>>144119851
Aphro chest skin
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>>144120348
It makes more money for hirez. Blame the people who buy them, not hirez you cuck.
>>
Most of you fucks don't even buy limited event skins as they are so pricey. Why the fuck does it matter they are making more limited event skins back to back? They aren't for you, they are for people who are willing to spend shit loads, the whales.
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>>144121041
>they are so pricey
Look at that poorfags
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>>144120576
They weren't there before though.
>>
>>144121041

I don't know if you can really call anyone in smite a "whale". It's not like you roll in a chest and might get a dupe skin you can't do shit with, that's what makes mobage whales so ridiculous

Like look at the people who have been playing for years, every chest that comes out they roll once and get the skin since they already own everything else
>>
>>144121194
I buy them all, it's that I see people are here say things like 'not worth x amount of gems', 'too much for that limited skin' etc.

Now they are going 'another limited event skin reeeeeee'. Why? Not like you bought the limited skins anyway?
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>>144119330
>Guardians get a fun god
>RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEE BROKEN PLEASE NERF
Let support player have fun faggot
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>10 million skin a totally unique hercules one that's no longer available and has its own voice pack
>20 million skin is just a bellona recolor with default VP
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>>144120762
I hope it's not one of those 55 items chest or worse.
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>>144121684

Jew devs
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>>144119639
>have a fetish for witch hats
>play shitty games where you can be a witch with a witch hat
>even played fucking Skyforge, of all games
>grinded in that shit game for months just to get the witch class
>now playing smite, finally free of the witch obsession
>suddenly aphro witch hat skin
>will probably be in a chest with 55 shit items
>for the low price of 500 gems a pop

my dick wants it but my wallet is crying
>>
>>144121684
I don't remember who exactly but he said that they want to do the big reward for 25 millions players
>>
>>144122246
Found it
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>>144122523

Just trying to save face
>>
Friendly reminder that of those 20 mill accounts, only 7 mill are active accounts.
>>
>>144122778
It does sound like this.
>>
>>144122523
they gave out a shit load of battle maiden bellona pack at the start of season 3. you could find codes on literally ever mmo giveaway site.
it's kinda bullshit that they are giving it away again.
it should at least be a different god.
>>
>>144123049

>Tfw you're 2 of the 7 million
>>
Used Nezha for the first time and holy shit he wrecks, but he looks like such a fuccboi.
>>
>>144123049
Even that's an overestimate anon. Maplestory brags about a hundred million or whatever and they probably only just hit 10 mil active.
>>
>>144119343
Ajax created Amaterasu and Jing Wei and they weren't broken on release, so I have hope that Fafnir won't need that much adjustement.
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>>144123721

prime bully bait
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>>144124858
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>>144125052
>>
>>144124858
Isn't one of Hel's taunts basically calling Ne Zha a faggot
>>
>>144125292
No femdom, my only weakness HOW DID YOU KNOW?
>>
>>144125369

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/9/9f/Hel_Taunt_Directed_NeZha.ogg

Not really, but close enough
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>>144119918
So unusable?
>>
>>144125784
>Aphrodite will never be good
She is so fun to play, buff when Hi-Rez?
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>>144122048
>mfw I grinded in skyforge to be a witch too
>got bored of it a couple of days after and quit forever
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What do you guys think of Sobek's passive? To me it seems a little useless.
>>
why is executioner considered bad now ?
>>
>>144127802
Because you have to hit someone like 5 times to get the same amount of penetration as a titan's bane.
>>
>>144127759
its better than isis or vulcan so it will never be changed
>>
>>144127759
There are a lot of useless passives and passives that only effect one ability that just should be part of that ability. Vulcan's passive is almost worthless, Guan Yu's passive should just be on his 1 and they should give him his original passive or some iteration of it, and Bakasura's is useless if you're behind and not near minions.
>>
wew I just watched the fafnir reveal

What the assfuck is that? he looks broken as fuck.
Also prepare for actual support instalockers.
>>
>>144128721
*Solo lane instalockers
>>
>>144127914
so better on melee gods with atk speed roids like arachne or bakasura ?
>>
Is it just me, or are all the heroes currently free on the PS4?Sry for the newfag question
>>
>>144128847
no qins are for melees when you buy exe you have to buy crits but then you have no room for more def or atk speed. exe is shit dont be a hipster the passive is weak and it requires crits since nothing else syncs as well
>>
>>144129015

all gods are playable because of the release, think it'll last about a week
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Dead fucking game.
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>>144129208
huh?what release?
im a newfag, long time dota player who recently bought a PS4 and decided to try the game, cos its quite relaxing after annoying 60 mins doter game
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>>144129291
>overwatch not gonna kill paladins guys lol
>overwatch is super shit everyone gonna quit in a few days
>paladins is better than overwatch lol
>overwatch is casual normie land lol
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>>144129452

smite just came out of beta on ps4, so they're having a little "release" event
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>>144129758
Oh, thanks, didnt know that

Ive been playing for like 2 weeks already so i have like 15k+ favor saved and i guess its a good time to test some heroes and buy the later then
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>>144129510
>paladins is better than overwatch lol
Literally no one said that.
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>>144119639
do you have any dogs?
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why do I bother.
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>>144131209
It's been said before.

People said Overwatch will die in a week and Paladins will be the best game ever made.
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>>144131474

I bet someone at gearbox said that too
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>>144131474
>People said Overwatch will die in a week

lmao what?

Pretty sure that was shitposting, everyone knows overwatch will be around for years. Look at HotS, it's shit but it's still alive because blizzard have such a huge fan base.
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>>144131474
>try to get a game of paladins
>queue for ten years just for "a player failed to join"
>try to get streams for paladins
>twitch results are filled with wow channels
>meanwhile try to avoid anything overwatch related
>it gets shoved up on my face no matter how far I go

let's be honest with ourselves for a minute here, paladins is a horrible investment and it's bringing nothing but regrets to the team working on it
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>>144131798
>lmao what?
people say
>oh masses will soon realize overwatch is a shallow kiddie normie casual game and will get bored and leave
>its just hype nobody really likes the game
>it has no depth, its so normie, every normie likes it its shit.
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>>144069058

At least for the first year, so Console Smite League wouldn't just be "all the rejects who were too shit to make it to Worlds"
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>>144129510
If they gave me a fucking Beta key already I would play their shitty game.
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>>144132797

if you have a smite account there should be a beta key there for paladins, look on the website
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>>144132362
>people say

Who?
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>>144133665
Anonymous.
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>>144132797
A beta key for paladins? Senpai, you can get one for subbing to the youtube.
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>>144133787
So nobody said it then.
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>>144122523
They should have just given people odyssey chest or something. Who the fuck needs dyke bellona skin?
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>>144102596
you're still a nub, no need for ranked lol
keep playing joust, siege or even arena. you need some pvp action
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Ps4 shitter stats incoming, judge away
>100 deaths with Loki
How the hell did I manage that
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>>144139612
>Nemesis

Shit/10
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>>144139612
>well drawn smite pron

Am i still alive?
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>>144139612
>It's another "I can't draw the human body so I'll draw something lewd" artist

Lmao
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>>144139612
>nemesis

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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>>144139612
SAAAAVED NIGGA
NOW DIS IS PODRACING
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>>144139612
what the fuck, that was fast

I missed it

>we have a mod browsing RIGHT NOW
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>>144139612
>good r34
>wasted on zeus sloppy seconds
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RIP to those who didn't saw that glorious Nemesis pic
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>>144140139
>>144140225

https://images-na.curseapp.net/aaec8a03-68aa-451a-9697-701b106f62c9/Nem-lewd.jpeg

Enjoy
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>lewds get deleted almost instantly
>all caps, multi post shitposting rarely gets deleted

Janitors/mods, please.
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>>144140275
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>>144140275
Oh, it was that pic

I'm guessing someone signed up for his Patron?

>>144140361
I've never seen porn deleted so fast before on here lol

Like seriously, that was quick. Maybe the OP just deleted it.
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>>144127759
>In the Pharaonic era, the city now called Medinet el Fayum (City of Faiyum) was called Shedet. It was the most significant centre of the cult of Sobek, the crocodile-god. In consequence, the Greeks named it Crocodilopolis, "Crocodile City", from the particular reverence paid by its inhabitants to crocodiles. The city worshipped a tamed sacred crocodile, named Petsuchos, that was adorned with gold and gem pendants

how about making the passive buff scale (no pun intended) of the number of item slots completed ? 10 bonus protection per full item would be a real passive giving him a little bit of late game presence

>captcha with rivers Sobek is actually real
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Anyone with the uncensored ver. of this?
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>>144139840
>>144140034
>>144140205
>>144140425
>all this hype over 1 nipple
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>>144140814
Thanks for the Smug nerd.
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>porn gets posted
>/smgen/ heart's starts beating
I found the solution to this gen
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>>144140965
in any gen really
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>>144140965
Porn brings people together.
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>>144140739
>cuti-chan ever releasing anything uncensored
She keeps saying that the people that commission her want it private so she watermarks the fuck out of her things and just does that because she can't ACTUALLY into lewd at all.

Her color job is great though but that's all.
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>>144141107
but why Smite of all other games with so many tits, ass and waifus lacks high quality porn?
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>>144141176
Through dick unity.
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>>144140275
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>>144117445
>waifu meme is just a meme.

You aren't really from /a/, go kill yourself.
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>>144141408
Because you have to understand how top tier artists work. Smite isn't as popular as LoL or Dota or any of the generic fan art porn you'll find(Mario, Zelda, etc). So why would an artist just randomly draw Smite stuff? The attention they'd get for it is minimal compared to other fan art. Then you also have to think they have their own shit they wanna draw. Now with Patreon out there most fan-art is done through voting. Does the average patreon supporter play Smite? Probably not. But new lewds of that fresh game that just came out? Yep, they wanna see that.

So the only way you get quality porn for a game like Smite is through commissioning it.

Theres probably tons of good quality Smite porn out there that you'll NEVER see, because it was commissioned privately, and the artist who drew it doesn't have any plans to release it publicly.
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>missed the nemesis porn
brb killing self
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god I hate this place so much
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>>144142574
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>>144140739
I'm pretty sure she only released 2 uncensored works before
everything else is censored
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>>144142565
>>144140275
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>>144142823
Thanks.
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>>144140554
>Crocodilopolis
>Not "Crocodopolis"

You fucked up, Greeks.
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>>144132081
>overhyped (no pun intended) game comes out
>it gets shoved down everyone's throat
>"it will be popular for years!"

Son, that is just the hype that still hasn't died. Overwatch simply doesn't has a good enough gameplay to sustain itself forever, not in it's current state. Charming characters and pretty graphics can only keep people entertained for so long.
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>>144144438
What about TF? Less characters, less options. Yet it managed to stay pretty big for a while
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So basically this bitch walks into your lane, smacks your waifu on the butt, and says she's gonna make it hot.

What do?
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>>144145416
Play with fire.
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>>144145416
ASS TO ASS
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>>144145416
sit back and let it happen.
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>>144145416
why intervene?
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I consistently have a good k/d and go abobe and beyond taking down objectives yet I have lost 70% of my matches over the last week. What the fuck did I do to deserve this? Does it ever get better? My team mates are literally the worst while the other team usually at has at lea at somewhat of an odea how to play. My friends and I used to do 3-5 man teams every day but they quit because everyone else is shit so I'm alone now. Do randoms ever get better? I'm at 2400 mmr.
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>>144145416
GOOD OL' RUB
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>>144144684
That is because people were less critical and Valve was even more popular than Blizzard, and the only reason it remained alive after being half dead for a while is because of hats and trading.
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>>144145685
>>144145753
>letting anyone touch your waifu
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>>144146187
>my waifu is sol
>my waifu is touching my waifu
its 2x1 a win win situation.
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>>144146187
>implying you could stop her

She'll just press 3 and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>144146187
>not letting your waffle touch your waifu
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>>144143541
>I'm better at ancient greek that the ancient greeks themselves
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>>144145843
>go abobe and beyond
>has at lea at somewhat of an odea

What did he mean by this?
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>>144146663
Typos while typing quickly during my respawn timer while trying to contain my autist rage.
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>>144144438
>Charming characters and pretty graphics can only keep people entertained for so long.

You underestimate the power of Waifus.
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>>144145416
I call the police and have her arrested for giving my waifu 4th degree burns.
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This is a great thread and all, but would you let Awilix's VA sit on your face?
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>>144151016
I bet she has AIDS.
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>>144151016
She a cute. Would let her take me out for ice cream and hold hands with her.
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Grover is a fucking beast. That axe throw and increased move speed combined with Nature's Demise lets you just haul ass and chop enemies up. The voice makes me want to hug him as well. He's a cool tree.
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>overwatch gets doujins
>smite never will

Why live?

http://exhentai.org/g/940613/8cd2b9cad2/
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This kills smite
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>>144153332
>OW has 138 doujin
>We have those gay dick pics
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BRING BACK OLD STONE OF GAIA AND MAIL OF RENEWAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144155287

Bring back Old Wa and Old Arachne
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>>144155429
Arachne's new model is way better than the old one.
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>>144155429

Bring back Old Zha
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>play clash
>doing decent with the shittiest assassin next to nemesis, serquet (she is trash, fuck off shills)
>oh look susano raping autist teammates. how fun!

I FUCKING HATE SERQUET GOD DAMN IT. FUCK FUCK FUCK. I swear I have never hated playing such a useless piece of ass this much. Just 7 followers and I can go back to molesting people with rat and get my free wins. FREE ME FROM THIS HELL!
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>>144155526

I don't care about the models mate
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>>144155871
Oh.
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>>144155776
>he doesn't know how to play Serqet
no shes a scrub test you cant do well with her stick to Thor and susan
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>>144156165
Don't take the bait.
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>>144155776
>being bad with the double escape poison lady
>dash that can triple crit the same target
>stealth leap
>ranged taunt
>true damage ult with 100% healing reduction, throw and poison spreading to nearby targets
>literally impossible to run from with blink
>being this assmad for being bad with an assassin
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>>144155429
oldwa skin when?
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>>144156165
>>144156545

Didn't say I was bad anons. I am averaging 8 kills and 2 deaths usually on pub teams (which is why I said decent). And just got the mastery, so I am done with this trash. But compared to every other assassin, you are working 10x harder for ONE kill. Her only great thing is her escapes. That is it. Any other field she gets assfucked easily.

Lemme guess you guys think Nemesis is top tier too? Serquet is bottom 3 assassin. She is only as useful as her team. If you are playing with retards, I am certain you won't do great since she is squishy central and will get dropped easily. Meanwhile I can assfuck the enemy team easily with any other assassin regardless of how shit a team I am on.
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>>144157831
>bottom 3
>when nemesis,edgy thor and arachne are still in the game
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>>144158935
>Arachne and Thor are bad
>CONSTANTLY played by pro players
>CONSTANTLY ending pub games with high kda
>LITERALLY press buttons the characters

Might as well say Susano is bad if you are just tossing names there anon.
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>>144158935
Woah, did you really put Thor in a bottom of anything list?
Do you actually play this game?

Or is "edgy Thor" some meme name for another god?
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>>144160439
>Or is "edgy Thor" some meme name for another god?

I'm assuming he means Thanatos
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Shit lads Raijin is pretty fun.
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i hate this game so fucking much.

just the idea of playing fucking repulses me.
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>>144161703
Raijin was my go to mage. Until I played Janus that is simce he is just way too much fun.

I love how people underestimate Raijin's damage. Amazing how many kills I got when some tryhard assassin bumrushed me.
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can ullr's ranged arrow shots range be nerfed,
>damage is shit
>no cc
>ullr is shit in conquest
all it does is cockblock my recall back to base
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>>144153332
>caring about censored jap porn
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>>144165081
>>no cc
what do you consider his axe throw then?
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>>144165974
Individual control, duh
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>>144166349
This is why no one loves you anon
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>>144164191
That's what I fucking love about him.
>someone bum rushes me
>thunder crash and combo the absolute fuck outta them
Drum man is top tier fun.
>>
Japanese Guardian and Hunter when?
>>
Any ideas on how to build Fenrir?
My usual build is w tabi/valor/jotunns/bulwark/stonecutters/bloodforge
I can get kills but cant take hits like i hear he can do.
Frostbound maybe instead of stonecutter maybe?

Mostly play joust btw.
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>>144164191
>>144167091
Have fun with him after his nerf ;)
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>>144167294
I will.
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Dude weed lmao!
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>>144169120
kek
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When will jewrez take the next logical step and remove the god pack and ability to buy gods with favor and then shove them in a chest full of recolors and emotes for 400 gems
>>
Ded thred
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>Climbing from the lowest of ranked
>Chilling not bad
>My worst meme nightmare becomes true
>Russian Hel supp
Y U DO DIS?
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>it's another Norse god
>it's another Jap god
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>>144174018
>wake up
>no australian gods
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>Turns Arachne into a spider
>Turns Medusa into a snek-woman

Athena is the true villain.
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I'd like a Persian/Zoroastrian pantheon.
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>>144175076
>wake up
>australia wasn't nuked
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>>144178806
rude to be quite honest with you lad.
>>
Speaking of robot, who got the nudes
>>
So what's with the PunkDuck/Frostfangs drama?
>>
I'm so fucking tired of Hi Rez and their shitty "balance." There are so many cancerous gods in this game, I don't care if their "shit" or otherwise, their designs and kits are fucking batshit retarded. At least 30% of the gods in the game need to either reworked or straight up just fucking removed.

Nox
Loki
Skadi
Susano
Ratatoskr
Thor
Athena
Hel
Hou yi
Raijin
Khepri

All these are literally cancer gods that will never be properly balanced and have destroyed the game and the meta. I don't care what anyone says. Hi Rez has released so many bullshits gods with bullshit kits lately, no one can even say anything, because they're used to it. Used to all these shit, broken, designs. I'm fucking sick of it. I'm already watching how much of a hilarious disaster Fafnir is going to be with his retarded guardian numbers and 4+ different hard CCs. Can't wait to quit this game desu.
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>>144180972
Oh btw, add Ao Kuang to that list. Fucker shouldn't fucking exist.
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>>144180972
>Fafnir is going to be with his retarded guardian numbers and 4+ different hard CC

He has a single target Stun with AoE slow and a Disarm than is also a single target Stun when used in Dragon Form
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>>144180972
>>144181196
Git gud shit kid
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>>144181286
It's a long ranged stun single target stun, something no other guardian has, not even ymir. It also has up to 40% protection shread in his ult, much stronger than a certain fucking 2100+ gold item. His 3 has a stun in his ult, and keeps the disarm. His 2 is a 50% atk speed buff. Do you not realize how fucking retarded that is? You can straight up outbox any hunter midgame and then some. You can destroy people.
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>>144181520
Nice argument, memelord.
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>>144181527
>It's a long ranged stun single target stun

It's also only one second. His 3 is also a one person stuns. The attack speed boost may be a bit too powerful though.
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>>144181597
Because your argument of "they are cancer please remove them" is way better right?
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>>144181773
Lmao. Most of those gods are self explanitory. If you really want to be spoonfed that bad, just pick out a name.

>>144181709
The stun on his dash is 2s in the patch notes, dunno if it's a typo or not, knowing fucking Hi Rez.
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>tfw forgot to collect 7th reward
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>>144181947
>The stun on his dash is 2s
Geb can stun a whole team for 1,8s
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>>144180972
>>144181196
>Loki, Susano, & Ao Kuang
Totally agree, absolutely hate these three.

>Nox, Skadi, Hel, Raijin, Thor, Hou yi, and Athena
I think you are blowing these up to be more difficult to beat than they actually are.

>Ratatoskr
Haven't played the new updated version so I don't know.

>Khepri
He's one of my mains so I have a bias.
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>>144182209
Athena can taunt multiple targets for two seconds
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>>144180972
>Loki
It's the only god I want to never change, he really teach people why you should ward, the importance of positioning and to not only use your sight but also your hearing. Also most Loki players are bad, so when the opponent team has a Loki you will 4vs5.
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Yo, morning /smgen/.
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>>144187625
Morning anon
>>
>been gone for a while
>check news
>Fafnir revealed
>he's a greedy manlet that gets bonus protection depending on how much gold he's sitting on and can turn into a dragon
He sounds pretty cool desu senpai
>>
>>144184579
>our girl Kelly will never come back
Feels bad man
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>>144188048
Wanna RP the Chang'e to my Hou Yi?
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>>144190343
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>>144190580
This is perfect, thank you anon
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>>144181947
He can only stun a single target.
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>>144180972
Lmao loki isn't hard to beat. Next you'll be moaning about neith or ra being bullshit.
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>>144188643
The passive is the coolest part. I don't give a shit about the dragon part, dragons are overdone in media so whenever I see one, i'm like 'oh whatever'.
>>
Fafnir when?
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>>144191931
Tuesday.
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>>144191916
But he's our first western dragon (not counting the Ao skin).
Dragon+Dwarf is the best combination desu.
>>
Everyone ready for the next 900 gem event, Summer of Smite and Odyssey?!
>>
>get an Argentinian on my game
>picks hel
>die 3 times in 4 minutes
>vvgb and dcs
nice...
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>>144196954
The fuck was he doing there, our server is LATAM
Tell him to come back where he belongs
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>>144198292
He probably thinks he's white.
>>
Holy shit. Ne Zha is so fun. Why aren't playing playing this guy more?
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>>144199371
but i am.
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>>144199371
People who like him are too busy fapping while thinking about his boypussy
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>>144199371
I would be, but I have no idea how to build him properly. He feels so squishy in Arena/Siege.
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Which gods are currently best in joust from each class?
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>>144200390
warrior tabi, jotuns, breastplate, malice/db/titans in whatever order you prefer.
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>>144200457
Thanks friend!
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>>144103864

>yfw it actually has a Legend of Dragoon reference instead
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>Loki player dies 1 time and ragequits
EVERYTIME
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>>144201494
>Loki player literally does nothing but toss his mimics and ends the game on 0/0/0

What did he mean by this?
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>>144191816
Neith and loki aren't bullshit, they're just way too fucking common. Hirez confirmed they are the two most played gods and Neith being by far the god with the most rank 10s

It just disgusts me how easy the two of them are to play with moderate success. Neith especially, her kit is way too rounded and good

Maining Neith or loki is basically the same thing as a kid learning to ride a bike but never willing to take off his training wheels. both are extremely boring to play as/with/against and yet I see them basically every single match
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Smite datamine is out
http://smitedatamining.com/smite-3-10-pts-datamining/
>Next god is possibly Erlang Shen
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>>144203226
new aphro skin will be in a chest
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>>144204161
Shocker
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>>144203226
>another chinese god
Damn, I hope not, it would mean that for half a year we will only got Japanese, Norse and Chinese gods.
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>nV playing today
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>>144204459
>playing

more like losing amirite?
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>>144204414
it could be like susano. he was leaked after amaterasu, but 3 other gods were released before him.
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>>144204414
>the last mayan god was over a year ago

Im just going to go for a walk in the woods.....
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>>144204683
Yes, won't be the first time Skadi was leaked in 2015 but we only got her in 2016.
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>>144203226
>>144204414
a Mayan god hasn't been released in a long time.
i want another Mayan cutie
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>>144195958
>hurr durrr dagon xD

Are you 14 years old?
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>>144204161
We already knew that. They said it on twitter.
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>do well in a game
>9/3
>we win
>get mad because i died 3 times
i cannot enjoy this fucking game, if i die more than 2 times i'm super garbage even if i go like 7/3, 9/3 or 15/3.

i'm so fucking mad
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>>144204874
Same for a roman god, the last one was Bellona.
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>>144205290
Same, except I only get mad if i do mediocre with gods that are my mains

I cringe so hard when people go like 1 kill higher than deaths with a non support and just spam VEG like they made some big accomplishment. Even if they're 20/19 that's still them feeding 19 times

I'd rather have a teammate be 0/0 as opposed to them going 1 for 1
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>play a lot of joust with an IRL friend
>he's always friendly and easygoing with me, but he rips into pubs when they make mistakes
>as soon as they fuck up, he lays into them in the chat
>9/10 times they immediately leave afterwards, almost guaranteeing us a loss, plus I honestly feel kind of bad for the people he shits on because I hate when other people do it to me
Should I just stop playing with him?
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>>144204874
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Maya_gods_and_supernatural_beings
The main problem with Mayan gods is that we know so little of them. Like they have a jaguar god of fire, that could be neat but we don't know his name and GIII doesn't sound very godlike.
>>
>>144204874
Silly anon. that isn't what sells skins! People want super swick Norse vikings or honorable ching chongs!
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>>144205829
Defend the pubs in chat to trigger him.
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>>144205931
But anon Bellona is one of the most popular goddess of the game despite being part of one of the less popular pantheon.
>>
>>144205829
Yeah I'd stop playing with him
I imagine he doesn't do too great himself so clearly he's trying to compensate for his shitter status by blaming others for your teams doing bad as a whole
>>
So for tonight I only have a doubt for one game Luminosity vs Soar: split or 2-0 for Soar
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>>144206443
2-0 LG
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>>144205829
>know you're bad at the game
>know you're gonna be bad every match
>wait for someone who is as bad as you maybe a bit worse to slip up
>freak out on them causing them to stop trying or leave
>lose regardless

"lol its his fault we lost" - shitter baby
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>>144206502
>>144206443
Soar gonna smash and trash LG.
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>>144203226

>Rat gets another skin.
>meanwhile Fenrir is still without a T2
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>>144206857
Pretty sure Ragnarok Fenrir is a T2
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>>144207013

There's no such thing as T2 locked behind a 55 item chest
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>>144208959
Oh yeah, for some reason I thought it was just T2 and not a chest exclusive. Still Fenrir Metal Carnage is a great skin.
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>>144210120
>Jing Wei
>not flat

Shit
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>>144210120
MOOOOOODSsss
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>>144210120
I JUST GOT PROMOTED!!
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>>144204874
Camazotz seems on the list
>>
>Erlang Shen
>another male god, probably a warrior

FEMALE
GARDIANS
WHEN????
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>>144211719
Athena?
DEEERRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>
>>144212783

more girl tanks pls
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>>144213225
Who needs more when the best tank is a girl?
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>>144213539

so they can do /u/ things, dummy
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>>144213791
>No Art of Ammy and Athena kissing and holding hands
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>>144214376
> holding hands
FUCKING DEGENERATE SPOILER THAT SHIT! YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME.
>>
I think the real reason bmbrandon left hirez was because he wanted to stream overwatch and not paladins
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>>144213225
Apparently Terra in the datamining is the goddess Terra (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terra_(mythology) )
She is "Mother Earth" so wouldn't surprise me if she was a guardian.
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>>144216074
He stopped playing and caring about paladins ages ago though.
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>>144216074
He didn't leave hi-rez though, he got fired for the whole suicidal kid shitfest + all long history of bullshit he had.
>>
>>144217052
>fired

No he didn't. DM isn't the kind of guy who would keep that a secret, he would go full rage mode and say hirez fired him unfairly and badmouth the fuck out of them.
>>
Is it better to build Sol with massive amounts of attack speed and on-hit effects, or just build disgusting amounts of power and then one attack speed item? I picked her up because her voice is super cute.
>>
>>144216431
>inb4 it's just geb with rock tits.
>>
>>144210120

Did you commission cuti? That looks like a wip sketch, and she doesn't seem to post those.
>>
Barraccuda did not rehost smite channel. I repeat Luminosity won't win
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>Zeus with the feed
Just like my casuals!
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>AlLELgiance
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>Paladins is somehow more of a game than Overwatch

kek
>>
>weak3n

kek
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>>144218678

Is that just a thing with barra? Incon hosted
>>
>Allegiance ban all japanese gods
DAT'S RACIST
>>
What

The

Fuck
>>
>Kumba jungle
Season 2 called it want its team comp back
>>
>>144210974
As much as I like qt Egyptians and Mayans we already have multiple qts and they have zero porn anyways. Since we have 0 mayan death bats, it would be pretty cool to get that. It will probably get some porn too
>>
>Our Titan, Who art in fountain
>Hallowed be Thy Phoenixes;
>Thy minions come,
>Thy will be done,
>on conquest as it is in joust.
>Give us this day our daily gold,
>and forgive us our bad calls,
>as we forgive those who feed against us;
>and lead us not into bad positioning,
>but deliver us from Arena. Amen.
>>
>pain in charge of not dying

hahahahaha
>>
>>144217279
Anon, either you are too young (you shouldn't be here) or you've never had a job.
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>>144223140
I'm 25 and have held multiple jobs.
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>>144216074
its funny his whole gang left smite and play overwatch, they are lowkey trying to go pro there lol.
>>
>>144223272
>I tell lies on the internet
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>>144223309

>lowkey

Not really, they all just bailed as soon as overwatch dropped
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r8 my new neith build
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>>144223387
i mean lowkey that they don't say "we are going pro" just play hours upon hours and you watch their stream they get super mad and salty when someone is having fun on overwatch.

Its really funny see them tryhard on the most casual shooter ever.
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>>144223590
>no pen
>executioner
lol
>>
come on Soar, fuck that stupid piece of fucking shit Andister.
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>>144223590
>ability based hunter
>no titans bane
>has exe instead
>>
So when inevitable Fafnir SFM porn is made, who do you think he'll be fucking in dragon form first?
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>>144225998
freya and artemis
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>>144226729
That begs another question, will anyone make a model with a reptilian hemipenis so he can doublefuck? If I had the slightest idea how I'd do it myself.
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>>144226729
>he thinks furfags wont be all over that market
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>>144227093
nah, his dragon dick is so big he is gonna impale artemis first, gonna come out of her mouth and then penetrate freya, all the way.
>>
Trying to pick a warrior waifu to learn. Trying to decide between Amaterasu and Bellona. Who should I pick?
>>
Casters keep saying the same fucking things every game.
I makes me sick just listening to them
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>soar losing when i picked soar 2-0
>>
servers crash ?
>>
>Failed to send game invite
HELP
ME
>>
>assassin feeds their brains out
>proceeds to vote no on the surrender
Why is it always assassin shitters
FUCK
>>
>>144228586
Assassin attract people who want to be able to 100-0 their target and have a high K/D ratio. But they are shit because they only think about getting kill and often have the worse case of tunnel vision in smite.
>>
>>144228586
>"lol I have the most kills I'm the only one doing anything"
>7/15 hun batz with almost no assists
>end game with less player dmg than everyone except support
>more dmg taken than the support

it isn't even funny anymore
>>
god dammit, I had this split originally but I picked soar 2-0 since I figured they were doing really well
>>
I TOLD YOU FAT FUCKS THAT CUPID WAS OP

MUH PROS MUH PROS

FUCK YOU ALL NERF CUPID
>>
>>144231278
FUCK OFF FRIEND. SOME OF US LIKE PLAYING CUPID BECAUSE OF BEING ABLE TO SUPPORT THE TEAM, WHILE PISSING OFF THE OTHER TEAM. SOMETIMES OUR OWN TEAM AS WELL, THANKS TO THE VOICE PACK.
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU LG
YOU DESERVED NOT GOING TO DREAMHACK
SUCK
A FUCKING MASSIVE GIANT DICK

BUT YOU KNOW

THIS IS ANDISTER'S FAULT FUCK THAT SON OF A GIANT CUNT.

SORRY FOR BARRA AND JEFF BUT ANDI CAN GO SUCK A MASSIVE FUCKING DICK

PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.
>>
>>144231472
>implying you don't play it to have some shota ass on your screen when you win
>>
>This was Lassiz's last Smite pro game in history
damn, gonna miss the big guy.

Goodbye Lassiz, have fun in Overwatch.
>>
>>144231851
LEAVE ANDI ALONE HE ONLY WANTED TO PLAY WITH HIS FRIENDS
>>
>>144232142
AND THEN PROCEED TO FORCE SAID FRIEND TO A ROLE HE DOESN'T WANT AND THEN MAKE HIM QUIT THE TEAM
>>
DUST IS TEH BEST SPL PLAYAH IS THIS FUCKING BAD GAME
HIS SUCCESFUL AND EXTENSIVE SHOWING IS PROOF OF THIS
>>
I'm ready for this comedy gold.
>>
What the fuck is with adanas' hair? looks like a small rodent died on his head
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>dust vs zapman
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>>144232959
>>
5$ for nV surrendering at 8-10min
>>
>envy isn't banning out isis

Has stealth stopped being scared as fuck of her yet?
>>
>>144231867
I prefer Ne Zha or Nemmy ass, honestly.
>>
Did everyone bet on EGR going 2-0?
>>
>hades

It's over. EGR lost this. NV are back you cucks.
>>
>>144233386
Yes
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>>144233386
I have voted every team on the left side, no matter who it is.
>>
>le dust is bad meme

You stupid fucks
>>
>>144233079

they'll wait at least 10 minutes, that fine probably stung a little

>dust gets first blood again

Jesus christ
>>
DUST
U
S
T
>>
Lmao Aror what the fuck.
>>
>>144233404
I TOLD YOU ALL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Omega was the problem
>>
>>144233698
dm/mogee/purified what the fuck are you doing?
fuck off

>inb4 its actually allied who posted this
you feeling well already i see.
>>
DUST WAS THE SOLUTION
OMEGA WAS THE PROBLEM LMAO
GG BITCH ASS NIGGAS
EGR 2 SUCK DIS DICK LMAO LOL
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXD
>>
I voted egr but I want nV to win just because Omega left. Chat is already spamming Omega was the problem kek
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How do you guys "bet" (quotations because you don't really lose anything for being wrong desu) on the SPL? Do you follow the sample space theory, that Split has a 50% chance of happening (2-0, 1-1, 1-1, 0-2), or do you always vote for one team in belief that if one team wins, the odds they will win the second game increases? Do you actually research teams? Do you vote all on one side? I'm curious to hear your thoughts.

Pic related, AFK Nemesis wears esport sunglasses despite never really being seen in game.
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OMEGA WAS THE ILLNESS DUST IS THE CURE
IN DUST WE TRUST
LOLXDXXDDXLDOXDLXODXLLOLOXLDOXDLLOLOOLOLOXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDJJAAJAAGAJHAJAHAJHAJHAJAHAJHSAJSHJSTITSDYRIDGLF
EZ MEMES HOIOIOIOIOI
>>
>>144233984
I go for the team with the best win/loss ration. Or the most wins in general.
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>>144233984
I copy incons votes. He posts them every week to his yt. Gets me a decent number of fp per week.
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>>144233984
I vote for the team with the highest number of win, if they are close I split.
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>eGr still losing
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IN DUST WE TRUST
MAKE ENNY G8 AGAIN
THE DANK KNIGHT RISE
YES THE MEMES RISE
ITS A NEW ERA
DUST.CHAN GABATTE!
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>>144234194
This. Pretty much only need 2 more unlocks to have everything.

Not into e-sports outside fighting games so really had only this strategy. But can someone explain why the fuck split is even a thing? Why not just W/L?
>>
RIP the dream
>>
>>144234632
They were probably surprised that Envy still didn't surender at 2 minutes
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>>144235024
or greatly underestimate them.
>>
>>144234753
I envy you friend. I'm at 2680 right now. Painfully behind point schedule, but I suppose that comes with barely playing anymore.
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>mfw is actually LG playing eGr right now
>>
Guys I think I found the English voice for Marth in Smash 5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTdtyqyViY

FUND IT.
>>
>>144235178

Same. Like some days I don't even play a game, just daily login.

Just the thought of a game where I'm matched against a premade with retarded shitheads on my team just exhausts me
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>the fire nation attacked
dammit Adanas
>>
ROD OF ASCLEPIUS HADES
>>
The fuck was Cyclone trying to do there?
>>
>My name is Kiki My team is Lame I change role >every week and lose every game
LOL
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>>144236672
babbys first twitch rhyme
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https://twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/738469933902745600
>No patch for 2 weeks because of ESPORTS
>Specialty cards removed next patch (RIP build variety)
>Bomb King is a midget
Paladins is fucking finished.
>>
MAKE ENVY GREAT AGAIN
>>
>>144237892
Least we're getting a new map. That's nice.
>>
http://www.smitegame.com/ni-dieux-ni-maitres/?lang=fr_FR

So there is still the mysterious french countdown going.
>>
>>144238778
Could be the summer skin event we know is coming.
>>
>>144239298
I don't think it will be that, the viking invasion end the 5th July and the countdown is for the 24th June and it talks about a challenge and that time is running out.
>>
eGr boiiiis dreamhack dream!

>get stump by panthera and dreamhack is a boring panherafest
>>
ARTEMIS PISSING ON YOUR DICK

FUND IT.
>>
>>144242585
ew
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>when you meme so hard even ShadowCzar says whoa whoa hold up where's your boots
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>>144242585
That's a terrible waifu choice. Best video game waifu reporting in.
>>
Is anyone else triggered by the fact that the witch Aphrodite skin has Neith's voice actor? I think it's because both Neith and Aphro have used the same VA for all their skins, so this sudden switch is weird.
>>
>>144243378

golden bow + fatalis is legit tho
>>
>>144243378
>shadow calling out people on shit builds
the irony
>>
>>144245459
Don't you get it?
>>
>>144244521
Only for a few select hunters, usually hypercarries or people who want to keep the passive of GB (artemis). It's usually a lot better to get boots since you get the 18% ms for so much cheaper and it's important when you're boxing early. Also fatalis is basically useless on jing.
>>
>50hp added on mail renewal

Why do they refuse to acknowledge that removing protection from this item was the most retarded thing they could do to it ?
>>
>>144246254

I'm curious as to why 50 hp, like that's going to make any difference

The entire health tree is garbo
>>
>>144237892

Drybear really needs to stop.

Literally every fucking patch changes the game drastically, and for the worse instead of the better.

Just put them both out of their misery HiRez!
>>
>>144246626
it will make the quin's proc fuck you up more
>>
>>144062029
Poseidon got mad when anon didn't try to get the 3 assassins off of him when he walked straight into a 1v3.
>>
If the Paladins Dreamhack tournament actually ends up getitng more than 1k viewers I will eat poop.
>>
>>144246254
>>144246626
Health isn't bad when you already have protections. The point of reworking it the way they did was to discourage assassins from picking it up to gain protections + hp + cdr. Now you have to choose between 2 stats instead of 3.
>>
>>144246864
More like "Hercules missed all of his abilities and the whole enemy team ran past him and killed the mage with no escape."
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>>144232023

Whenever I play XCOM my soldiers would always say "Movin' to Overwatch", then I think of Lassiz and get sad.

I remember getting paired up with him in casuals a long time ago. He played Arachne (back when her ult was the pull) and camped their blue buff for like a whole minute just to get a kill. It was hilarious.

I'm gonna miss you Lass ;-;
>>
Behold, Dragon's FURY!
>>
mage baccus, what do ya think /smgen/
>>
>>144247331
That's what annoys me, removing 5% cdr was too much. This item was great in season 2 because it allowed warriors to actually stay in teamfights late game and be rewarded for taking parts in kills. It had everything to keep up with hunter's ridiculous late game damage. Now with quin's being cheaper than a used bubble gum, going for naked hp items is just making things even easier for them. So you either get renewal but then you have to build more cdr and protection to back it up (let's say urchin for the stacks and valor for the cdr ) That's three slots you have to use for making one item viable, given that you already need a slot for boots that's only two slots you have left to counter build which is what warriors are all about in conquest.
>>
>>144250480
I love playing as adc bacchus.
>>
So...hmm. I got sent back to the login screen in the middle of a match and when I tried to go back I was in the main menu.

I can queu for other games, does that means something happened with the servers and that game wont count? Or this is a shitty bug and I'm fucked?
>>
>>144251283
Not really, it's 2 slots you need for most

Urchin + Renewal

Most assassins and some warriors do great with Joutun's. So that's 30% cdr(10% more is negligible). and you don't use up a defensive slot.

If you character doesn't work with Joutuns you've still got spirit robe(10%), so yeah. Theres options, we just can't hit 40% cdr + health + protections with 2 items anymore, which is a good thing imo.
>>
>>144247847
>3-19
>must of have been my fault
you insta lock adc dont you? i knocked fenrir and bastet away but the retard never ults and builds next to no defense while burning whirlpool to clear
>>
>>144120657
Some of us actually wants to support the game we play, but we just won't support cancerous practices.
>>
>>144253287
Post everyone's total damage.
>>
>>144247068

Well I think even the patch notes show could pull 800 at times, plus I'm sure they'll get a little spot on the twitch highlight section. 1k seems fairly easy to get
>>
>>144246720
>"different is bad"
Son, this is an actual beta, the game is actually changing. I'm guessing you are a blizzard drone that got spoiled. Overwatch's "beta" was just to tease and build hype, there were no major changes because they never intended to do any, the game was already more or less finished.
>>
>>144252813
It is a glitch on their end. Happened to me before a couple of times. Nothing you can do unfortunately but hope it doesn't happen.
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>>144253472
>>
>>144060836
>an Ah Puch who had shit like Thoth
Is there something wrong with that?
>>
NICE SERVER HISHILLS
>>
>Susano and Rat everywhere these last few weeks.
It has been the best of times to be a Nox main.
>>
>No Punished Snake Odin
>No Sniper Wolf Skadi
>No Jet Stream Susano
It hurts.
>>
>>144254992
Good.
MGS5 was so fucking shit, I hate the entire series now.
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https://twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/738469933902745600

TL;DW
>No update for two weeks because Dreamhack
>Bombking added
>New Payload map, ice themed
>Visual polish
>No more specialty cards
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But I have proofs
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>>144255509
RIP Miyu Matsuki.

Why did you have to remind me Anon.
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>>144255683
I'm so sorry, anon.
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>>144254992
>No Sniper Wolf Skadi

Fuck you for making me sad.
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>http://www.paladins.com/dreamhack-summer-2016-finalists/http://www.paladins.com/dreamhack-summer-2016-finalists/

Holy shit it's only 4 (FOUR) fucking teams for the 100k tournament
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>>144255845
I do love dicks.
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>Kelly quit for overwatch
>mogee quit for overwatch
>frozen quit for overwatch
>venomkisser outright quit
>divine luna is a literal who
Only taco is left as the go to female smite streamer.

I believe in you Taco.
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>>144257165
>female
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>>144256008
I should've entered dammit.
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>>144257381
100 times more of a girl that mogee was
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ded geam
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How to exorcise the demons effectively? I want to be a good Chinese fat-man.
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press 2 on waves with your dot on ?
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>>144260276
Your 1+2 combo doesn't fully clear wave instantly until later levels. Let your 1 burn for a bit before you exorcise.
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since the instagram neith recolor is over now
now hi-rez has a exclusive janus recolor now for esports
http://esports.smitegame.com/facebook/
sign in with facebook to get a shitty janus recolor
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>>144260910
you could get it before since January
if you downloaded the smite companion app.
but i guess you don't need to download it anymore
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Did Stalker Artemis for following on Twitter end?
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>>144260910
Time for a fake facebook, I suppose.
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>>144260910
>get code
>Servers dead

Hi Rez does it again.
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>>144232023
Too bad even as a last game he couldn't get his shit together enough to get a win
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Okay really Hi-rez, where's my female monster girl, pray mantis, assassin goddess waifu?

And if one doesn't exist, you better make one up and just say it's some long lost Mayan goddess.
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>>144269872
Fag
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how has no one posted about bestiality senpai Skadi?
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>>144270440
That's a cute portrait.
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>>144270440
furrys and zoophiliacs are worse than futa posters, and there is only like 2 of zoophiliacs in this thread
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How do you build osiris again ?
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>>144271356
Reminder that Jing Wei is Zoophilia, Necrophilia, and Hebephillia all at the same time.
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>>144271518
Max attack speed with qin's and frostbound.
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>>144271547
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>>144254992
Those are the worst skin ideas i've ever heard.
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>>144271576
how do you reach 2.5 attack speed while still being tanky ?
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>>144272164
You'll kill people so fast you won't need defense.
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>>144272382
I've tried glass canon builds on warriors and it never ended well (except vamana thanks to his ult)
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>Low shitter ranked conquest
>ADC does their job in our team.
>I'm junge doing my job, securing kills, getting in good ganks all that nice stuff.
>Don't bother with curse becasue it is for mouth breathing faggots who think they are MLG and I don't need that type of toxic shit
>Look at a fight with a dusa/guan
>Coming up on it and it's basically clean aside from a sylv, dusa got away safley, all nice like.
>Decide to steal their camp instead of help the guan because fuck it hes got it.
>He dies, bitches in curse about it, and dusa I guess assumed it was about him instead of me.
>Chat blows the fuck up in a spergfest of "You are ungreatful for my carry" ect. ect.
>Medsua raging all hard telling the guan hes ungreatful for her carry and how hes an asshole.
>Post game ends with the whole douchey mesdua "Your welcome" vgs spam.
>Never said a word up to this point, get into post game and pull up results
>Mesdua got less kills than me, and less assits, and less player damage
>Tell him "Wow ,look at that, looks like I carried this game. Your welcome mesdusa, maybe next time you can do real ADC damage.:^)"
>Recieve 8 lines of spam about how he actually carried because he died 3 times less, and how my dick is small.

Why does smite breed the biggest autism alive.
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>>144265123
No, just enter the code on a pc instead of the ps4.
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please no
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>>144275440
>>144275627
Go for it!
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>not even meaty cocks can keep the thread alive
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>>144275440
>>144275627
FREYA IS CUTE

YOU HEAR ME?

CUUUUUUTE
>>
>decide to take Vulcan for a whirl haven't played him in ages
>meatballs everywhere, multikills with the mega meatball during team fights plus BTFO'ing the enemy jungler with it when he tries to gank
>great lane control via turret
>go 20/2
>enemy mid and jungle freak out in postgame

think I just found my new mage main lads
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>>144276246
he stopped me
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>>144137153
You either play a ton or you play a few gods.
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how many diamonds you niggers got?
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>>144282856
1 and It's scylla, and I never play her anymore.

I have Nu Wa at rank 9 and I don't want get to get her to 10 so i don't want to play her anymore, so I don't play her anymore.
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>>144283124
Wut?
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>>144283756
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>>144284007
Wut?
>>
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
>Toshi Densetsu was translated
Once again I succumb to my carnal desires.
Also dead game dead thread.
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>>144276357
Of course you fags are just a realy vocal minority
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>tfw ijungle is the most viewed smite streamer

Maybe I should just go buy overwatch
>>
>>144287262
Smite streaming is aids, you actually need a good PC for it. You can't just take a mid range shit one, and spend all your money on a mic/webcam like you can with league.
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>>144286731
>>
>new pokemon character is revealed
>porn in 10 minutes
>smite is officialy released since 2 years
>some characters still don't have decent porn
>>
>>144289675
>well-established and long-running franchise backed by a gaming industry giant
>MOBA with a steadily dying userbase backed by jews with an already damaged reputation
>people are unironically surprised when smite doesn't get any porn
settle down autismo
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>>144289675
commission porn then?

also >>144142209
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and just when you thought you were the sexiest person in this thread, i showed up.
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>>144122048
i dont think it is one of those large chests, the datamining said that chest was t3 and t4 only
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>>144254992
>No Ocelot Androxus
>No EVA Skye
It's not fair.
>>
>>144280981
Kinda both, no founders pack but I dont play as much as I could.
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>>144098536
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>>144291303
>sexiest person in this thread

Pic Related
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>>144294540
It's a real shame he went to paladins. I miss him on smite, he made fun gods and fun kits. I miss him and bart. ;_;7
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>>144294540
>skipping the fuck out of leg day
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>>144253556
Paladins is changing, but change dosen't always mean improvement, the patches where you leveled up cards in match and you could play the old capture and payload were the best paladins has ever been, it's been all downhill from there, especialy since with every patch since the games been turning more and more into overwatch for poor people, which is a terrible strategy since trying to beat overwatch at their own game is a stupid fucking idea given how big it is.
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>>144295482
Although I do like Smite, I actually do prefer what's going on with Paladins. It's been quite the ride. And hey, it's Drybear all the time which is good
>>
Anyone wanna play joust
Gt: wageslave
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>>144295785
>Paladins is changing, but change dosen't always mean improvement, the patches where you leveled up cards in match and you could play the old capture and payload were the best paladins has ever been

I actually find this patch Paladins to be one of the most fun, I like the dynamic of the main game mode it's also not terribly snowbally and allow for balanced matches with possible comeback. I'm kinda glad it went away from the MOBA like progression and simply having burn cards is good enough for me. Maybe it kinda lost some of it's uniqueness with the current deck system compared to previous ones and the removal of specialty cards may hurt it even more so but we will see. Overall while many of the drastic changes weren't very good I think it was for the best and I agree with you that it shouldn't try to be Overwatch-like and gun for its own thing which is why going from the deck-building term to loadout seems a really bad decision to me.
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>>144295873
I mean sure, but I guess I'm nostalgic over old smite feeling.

I liked their little shitty corner office, the cardboard cut out, and drybear/bart/kelly and the rest of the interchangeable assholes streamed smite to get the game known. It was neat.
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>>144297141
Maybe that's why they put him onto Paladins in the hopes that maybe one day soon that Paladins could have a very similar community and ethic as smite does.

I'd love to see a Paladins show like there is a Smite show.

I will just add though, I started playing smite in 2014 but couldn't stand it, had another go just before christmas 2015, I finally got into the game just over a month ago so I'm still finding all the great stuff Hi-Rez do for Smite and it makes me hopeful that they'll do similar things for Paladins even though it has been banished from Hi-Rez TV
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>>144296816
fair nuff
I suppose I should properly try out the current patch.
I guess I'm just worried that every major patch they make paladins a little less unique, the loadout card deck idea isnt a bad one, but it creates a really shitty balance situation where grinding gives you a huge fucking advantage, reminding me of the difference between a deckless buck or barrick and one with a fully optimised deck, but if they make the cards too easy to get then theres not much to keep players playing
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>>144297141
>tfw had no idea what smite was and stumbled upon drybears youtube

Smite changed a lot since then. I kinda miss the 'dark' vibe Smite originally had. LoL was the same way, but in the end both games went for a more vibrant look.
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>>144297718
>but it creates a really shitty balance situation where grinding gives you a huge fucking advantage

I think it's mostly fair right now, most characters can perform at very decent level with the basic decks bar one or two maybe. Plus with how cheap cards are and that they're not behind RNG it lessens the grind and open ups more room to innovate and try different things. I think not having common cards anymore and only Character specific is a good thing too, makes for better balance and more deck variety.
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>>144123049
>7 mill active

Not even that. I'd be surprised with this game having over 2 mill players.
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>>144175771
I want Medusa and Arachne to date and live a quiet, happy domestic lifestyle in a fulfilling relationship!
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>>144298013
Honestly at peak times + new patch with a god, theres probably 400k online for pc MAX. Across all servers. Dota averages 600k players daily, and peaks at 1mil. We're nowhere near dota. Smite barely hits the top 10 on twitch during e-sports.
I'd say Smite averages 200k daily, maybe less.
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>>144298001
ahh
not what I was trying to say.
It USED to be grind to win, but it isn't now,
though I'm not sure how they can make the game feel more unique without going back to grind to win
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>>144218480
>it's gonna be some skinny dainty bitch with a flower/moss bikini

lmao hi rez??? being original with their designs??? nah son.
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>Adanas asking "right" after everything he says

No wonder Brandon considers him the worst caster. He's annoying.
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>>144243378
>Try to play with clan
>trying to play good to make a good impression
>get nervous
>end up going 1/9

jesus christ what a feel
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>>144257165
>bottle says 'water'
>clearly not water

SHIT WAIFU CAN'T EVEN PUT RIGHT LIQUIDS IN RIGHT BOTTLES REEEEEEEEE117
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>>144294540
>getting some skinny fuckin' pasty dude to pose as the hottest dude

lmaooooo
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>>144298347
I've only been playing for like, a few months, play mostly joust/assault/clash, and I've lost count of how many times I've seen a name on the loading screen and recognised it from like, some game two weeks ago.

People I don't have on my friend's list, or in my clan, and I see them all the fucking time because apparently assault has a playerbase of one hundred people and my dog.
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>>144299868
>>144299868
>>144299868
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