Dota 2 general /d2g/

games starts in 4 am hahahaha

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>10 memes early

>>144215595
umm no they start at 9pm dumbass

hi I'm from /r/dota2 let's discuss something?

ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA
ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA
ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA
ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA

i good but they bad everitime
wHat D0 dee too gee ??? ;//

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Invoker arcana when?

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dota two

>>144215818
what's it like being better than us?

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>tfw got a quarry to settle

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how are the chances of OG doing it?

>>144216103
uhh cmon bro wtf bro chillax...

EVERYONE REPORT THIS THREAD

PREVIOUS THREAD IS STILL NOT PASS BUMP LIMIT

THIS WAS MADE 10 POSTS EARLIER

REPORT THIS THREAD

MODS???????????

SHIT OP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY BASED EARLY THREAD POSTER

GET FUCKED RETARD

>>144216231
>>144216103
>>144215852
Fuck off. You don't actually want the thread to hit bump limit. You just want to get time to make your shitty threads with the vandalized OP

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>>144216231
Do you feel in charge?

>>144216248
>>144216231
>>144216103
>>144215975
me

MODS DELETE THIS THREAD

OLD THREAD IS STILL ACTIVE

EVERYONE REPORT

DO NOT INCENTIVE EARLY THREADS

REPORT

Guys, I just post the 'x memes early' thing as a joke
Thread wars are bad, ok?

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

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>implying he wont win both manilla and ti6

>>144215351
I was that lol guy in the previous thread who asked for a farmfest hero. Thanks for all the responses guys and I'll go shadow fiend because of his souls thing

>>144216495
or everyone posts "nigger" in the other thread till it bumps lmao retard

>>144216231
>>144216103
>>144215975
>>144215852
Autism

>>144216604
based mods

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wew lads it sure is getting autistic in here

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>7 hours until esports starts
>/d2g/ still is an autismfest circlejerk
When does it get better

>>144216638
Fuck off back to that thread then.

>>144216754
In 7 hours

>>144216716
hi :)

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nik once again btfo, the autist is angry because he couldn't create his shitty OP

Like, totally dudebro.

Why aren't you playing CARRY abadon, man?

Haha, nice one dudester.

Who here like, totally plays DOTA 2, dudestien?

>>144216847
hi :)

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Doing my predictions, who will be Most Banned/Picked /d2g/?
What will be the final prize pool?

>>144216875
That guy just got banned because he was buttblasted that someone else made new thread.

>It's late morning on the west coast
>Thread turns to shit
Coincidence?
I think not.

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Most banned Beastmaster
Most picked Lion/Phoenix, Lion is a safer bet because he never gets banned but Phoenix is more valuable

>>144216895
bm/phoenix/doom for most banned

thought?

>>144216927
Hey, you're finally learning not to sperg out! Good on you!

>>144216960
wrong as fuck nigger

pretty sure he is a janitor or something because he avatarfags all day and never gets banned and if you report him you get warned

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>Can't deny yourself with soul ring

Lmao what is even the fucking POINT

>>144217058
Why is her mouth melting

>>144217107
just post it here please

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>Shitcret vs Shitvi start
It's a disappointment-off! Who can reduce your faith in humanity more? Can a ragtag team of 5 burdens synergize enough to beat a seasoned veteran failing to coordinate 4 burdens? FIND OUT TONIGHT.

>>144217191
you know, pieliedie really deserves better than this

>>144217107
steamcommunity.com/id/mraxzion

>>144216745
I think Nasus could be ported into Dota pretty well, actually. Just tweak him a little bit.

Make siphoning strike a passive or something, and it just gives him 1 bonus damage every time he kills something. Kill 200 creeps get 200 damage, there'd have to be some kind of scaling to it though, unless it was like an ult.

Yeah what if it was his ult. 1/2/3 bonus damage per kill? And then make his Q something else entirely, wither and his nuke both would work fine in Dota as is. 150/200/250/300 magic damage and reduces armor by 3/4/5/6 of anyone inside.

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Anybody here like Dota 2?

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how long they gonna wait for immortals 2 jesuschrist

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>>144217396
>he goes radiance manta octarine meme build
>over 1000last hits

>>144217443
Bane?

>>144217396
I want Quinn to be ported

excellent thread dotards lmao

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list of pro players with anime avatars:

>Kuroky (Dragon Ball Z)
>Mu (Akame ga Kill)
>kaka (Tamako Market)
>kpii (Guilty Crown)
>EternalEnvy (Oreimo)
>MoonMeander (Kuroko no Basket)
>Arteezy (Kuroko no Basket)
>Miracle- (Haikyuu)
>Reisen (Hyouka)
>Saksa (Naruto)
>IllidanSTR (Gurren Lagann)
>FNG (Hatsune Miku, this counts I think)
>God (Hunter X Hunter)
>Alohadance (Hunter X Hunter)
>Nofear (Fate Stay Night)
>Maybe (One Piece)
>old chicken (One Punch Man)
>ddc (Idolm@ster)
>NoNo (Kyoukai no Kanata)

>>144215595
The event is scheduled to start at that time but there will probably be the usual 1 hour of time wasting before the actual games start.

>>144217443
At least another week if it's like last year, but Valve have a history of disappointment so maybe end of the month?

>>144217727
Nobody gives a shit you autist

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Dota Zwei?

>>144217434
Life's sometimes pretty hard, dudester.

So I guess in all the best CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have some dudes...

This is jewfest of a compendium with enough points for think. I just like, really play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand shitters will literally in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with enough points for this?

But I would actually give a shit about what these retards say or say, LOL.

I like, really never be as this jewfest of them

Buy more!

Nice try, dudebro.

Buy more!

>tfw that manner after quoting the post number.

>>144217727
Normie Ball Z doesn't even count at this point.

>>144217615
i thought this too

i'll be pissed if all the immortals for nohat heroes are pointlessly expensive rares though

>>144217727
I'm pretty sure some guys on AF have them

>>144217727
>the only good one has a DBZ one

wew lad

>>144217443
Who's the hero on the left suppose to be for immortal II?
I recognize Bane and Lich, but the only unarmed hero who could conceivably have that head profile is fucking Tiny. The problem is, it doesn't have a fucking nub for its right hand. So what the fuck?

>>144217838
i see qop sf bh at imm3

>>144217727
>none of the based ones have avatars from childrens shows

You got that right.

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>>144217875
its ogre

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>>144217727
Thanks senpai.
Now I know which teams to root for as a weeb.

>>144217954
Oh god. I think you're right.
Support cuck chest. Gross.

>>144217875
axe

WHERE IS THE QOP INCUBUS ARCANA FUCKING VALVE SHITS!!!

>>144217443
who cares honestly, youre going to get one of the boring ones on your first try and you have to be around level 100 to get more level 2's regularly
fuck off valve what the hell is this shit

>>144218201
Nah Zuus is more popular than some dumb slut :^)

>>144218321
mappo, ez

>>144218321
The Rolling Stones

>>144218321
tinker

>>144218321
mirana

>>144218321
tiny

>>144218321
Riki

>>144218321
Meepo

>>144218321
Shadow Fiend

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YOU ARE ____________

>>144218321
Anti-Mage

>>144217875
Zet, the Arc Warden

1-4 play dota
5-9 play overmeme
0 get back to kotor

1 play Dota
2-9 go to bed
0 kill self

>>144218592
Midly annoyed

>>144218684
>Playing Blizz games

>>144218321
OGRE MAGI

>>144218684
Looks like you lucked out there buddy

>>144218761
I hope you win

>>144218684
fuckin hell I wanted kotor

>>144218650
bang on the money

-medium sized 3 fingered hand
-large bracer
-bulky shoulder pads with central protrusion
-cape

>>144218684
forever

1-4 play runescape
5-9 watch streams
0 open dota and close it after 5 minutes

>>144218940
hahahah

>>144218940
buying gf

0-1: Dota 2
2-3: Keep Shitposting
4-5: Edge to hentai
6-7: Edge to Traps
8-9: Sleep till Manila

>>144218761
I wanted 0 ._.

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>>144218940
LMAO

>>144218940
i literally just did this but only lasted 2 minutes

>>144219007
BOIPUSSY
O
I
P
U
S
S
Y

QUICK POST THE MEME

you know the one..

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>>144219138

>>144219138
14 soul ring lmao

>>144217727
>dragonball, one piece, hxh, one punch man
meh
>gurren lagann
based

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>>144215852
>>144215975
>>144216003
>>144216103
>>144216485
>>144216495
>>144216638
>>144216901
>>144216927
>>144217058
>>144217107
>>144217237
>>144217686

You reap... what you sow..

>>144218836
Nah.
Those are 3 fingers and a thumb that's pulled in towards the palm. Zet doesn't have a fucking face, whereas that's clearly a facial profile with an underbite.
He's not bulky enough for that either. It's Ogre.
>four fingers
>underbite
>fat fuck

>>144219248
>gurren lagann
actual garbage is not based try something good like Death Note

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>>144219138

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1-3: Play Dota
4-7: Watch Anime
8-9: Masturbate
0: Kill Myself

>>144217727
Sonikko also uses an anime avatar do you what is it from

>>144219432
you get what you deserve, filthy weeb

>>144219218
>almost got megas
oh wow, I didn't notice that first time round.

>>144219432
rolling for 0

>>144219395
nice bait, I'm feeling generous today so you get a 3/10 from me.

>>144219432
LMAO YOU CANT RUN AWAY FROM GABEN

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>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw my 50 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw that equals to a 34 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

>tfw once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again

>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist

>YUROS FUCKED OVER FOR MAJORS AGAIN
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>144219376
>Ogre Immortal

dick status = muh

1-5 Go to bed
6-9 kill self
0 play Dota

>>144219570
EXPLAINNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>144219549
But I would actually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with a fuckin' magic wand a mana position 2 or you can just wand and some phase boots. Take thankful you bought a compendium points to SingSingSingSing's stream tonight for a AC after a RL friend I was famous like him...

But I wish that basher and some dudester.

you're this jewfest of a skadi / heart + AC you can just send me over and turn it into the passive. Always 100% DOTA related, dude. Keep that fuckin' S&Y.

Ah well. Just a word of a shit about what these retards say, LOL.

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So I decided to tune in to SingSing's stream tonight for a bit..

Man I wish I was famous like him...

Then I could have some dudester gift me this jewfest of a compendium with enough points to get the god damn Immortals Terrain already.

Life's sometimes pretty hard, dudes...

Damn, man..

5 DECIDES WHAT I MASTURBATE TO WHILE PLAYING DOTA

d2g isn't even ironically funny anymore

>>144219809
your mum

>>144219731
>tfw you have the most points won through wagers and lowest compendium level on your friendslist

>>144219731
FUCK, MAN.

GET YOUR FUCKING CHRIST, MAN.

AND THE GOD DAMN SERVER IS DOWN??????

I actually never going full try-hard while I literally play CARRY Abaddon is the idea of how the game as good ol' days.

This is just trying to me over and over by now.

>>144219809
Nothing. You'll be literally useless

>>144219809
ISIS' latest execution videos

>>144219845
FUGG :-DDDD

>>144219809
family photos

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>>144219809

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>>144219679
>>144219861

What the fuck is this?

Is this some sort of bot that's aggregating random lines from my posts?

I'm not sure I'm cool with this.

I like to remain anonymous here, broseidons.

>>144219951
as long as you don't get someone pregnant there is literally nothing wrong with incest.

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ARE Y'ALL HYPE FOR THE MANILA MAJOR

>>144220000

>>144220042
you wanna get doxed gayboy

>>144220108
>implying anyone could do anything to Tiago even if they knew where he lived

>>144220057
>there is literally nothing wrong with incest.

D2G
D2G YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

>>144217550
>dies instantly
But no I'd make Siphoning Strike a passive thing. Just every time he gets a kill he gets bonus damage.
2/4/6 damage for killing heroes.

>>144220440
No. Fuck off. We already have LC for damage after killing heroes, and we don't need another retard magnet

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>>144220335
you never do talk about dota tho

>>144215903
is valve!!! they knmow u 2 good so they giv u bad temate!

>>144220324
not all dotards think that

>>144218684
>overmeme

>>144215903
Get 4 pros to invite you to a party

>>144219138
careful, last time I made this post I got banned

Does /d2g/ have any in game chat or something?
It would be great to spend some time talking to you in between queues.

>>144220324
What's wrong with incest? Just be sure to practice safe sex.

>>144219432
wew lad

>>144220986
Use your goddamn brain

5 HOURS UNTIL MANILA

Arteezy isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement? Arteezy puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Dendi breaks records. Sumail breaks records. Arteezy breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

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>tfw no sugar daddy to buy you a compendium

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Why are necro archers so much stronger than necro warriors in every way? Shouldn't the ranged one be weaker?

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>>144221274
>When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement?
Literally "all" of them. There are fucking casters that can play carry as well.

Arteezy's got the biggest fucking Michael Jordan complex ever, and it destroys every team he's on. He talks shit at captains, he flips out after a loss, he "throws" because he thinks pro dota is another pub for him to stomp.

>>144221014
whats a trog haha

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>>144216129
not rooting for based fy and his band of merry men

>>144221274
excellent meme
maybe when he carries a game his team wants to lose like miracle he can be considered good

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>mfw it was not an easy game but I said "ez" in the end anyways

who else is a bad boy here?

>>144221090
There's one with 3 people in it.

>>144221783
Nahaz is fucking great

he overvalues chinese doto too much tho

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>>144221757
Keep it up bro!
Remember to excercise too!

What do mean the enemy Slark starts focusing you in every fight when you're a hard support, /d2g/? Do I rush Ghost Scepter?

I just got rid of all my filters I don't give a fuck anymore :)

>>144222062
you hold hands with your big dick carry so he can protect your ass

or just buy detection and not get jumped like a retard

both work

>>144222183
You mean you finally became an adult?

>>144221935
>get ghost scepter
>dark pact kills you
Literally just get shivas, heart, and bkb and you wont die

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>>144216559
FUCK OF LOLBABS BACK TO YOUR FILTHY CASUAL BOARD YOU PIECE IS SHIT!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>144222204
>Buy Detection
>Shadow Dance
I can see him coming at me, but once he pounces I can't do nothing.

>>144222183
You were never able to filter me to begin with anyway, you fucking retard.

Rizzle a cute

>>144221757
>>>/fit/

>>144221790
Think about what board we're on. I can't believe I'm spoonfeeding a retard like you.

>>144222430
why would a dotard post there

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>>144222237

But riot killed league

am your new friend now, get used to it

>>144222361
buy a blink dagger

blink between unpathable spots in between trees

blink out to cast your most important spell, then immediately tp out

I want lina do Laguna Blade my enemy.

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>>144222237
you're trying way too hard to fit in

>>144222222

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>>144221757
You got this senpai

>>144221274
I know it's pasta from somewhere else, but I don't even get this mindset at all.

Arteezy doesn't make unusual plays by mid standards and never has. Not that a fast-reflexes guy with exceptional mechanics who can make gutsy plays isn't something to be proud of, but that's still like every pro midlaner that's on a team above 20th rank.

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>Get home from shopping
>SingMeme is streaming

WHAT THE FUCK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>144222062
glimmer cape and walk away lmao

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Please help.

>>144222519
not everyone is as fat as chuan

Today I randomed OD

how am I supposed to do damage as OD nowadays?

went force, lance, atos. my ultimate was a joke too but at least I was a good support imprisoning and slowing people and we won

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Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.

They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.

They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.

By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.

Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.

Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.

They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.

People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.

Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.

>>144221757
I don't even know if I should hope this is kilos or pounds. It's either gigantic or tiny.

>>144222806
pick silencer the goodOD

>>144222719
Don't watch because his stream is shit

>>144222756
why
is this the jungle meme
she can't jungle fast enough to get a blink by level 6 she has to lane
situationally you can take her mid against things like pudge
and
well, pudge

>there is finally some moderation in /d2g/

This general truly is way better during esports

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>>144222950
His stream was shit when I started watching it in 2011 too but I still watched.

am i banned

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https://discord.gg/0uiXX0pG8VuymX4W
Can we add the Official /d2g/ Discord into the OP please?

>manila dota 2 major
>no team has !attacker as mid player
>literally 0 kunkkas will get picked


Nice major, dotards.

BSJ striming

>>144223192
Kill yourself Dogemon

why is OD not picked anymore

just because he isnt OP anymore doesnt mean hes ruined

>>144223281
It's ok. We'll get 100 lions to make up for it.
:^)

>>144223192
>official d2g

aka run by redditors just like the legue some time ago that was founded by literal moderators on reddits d2g

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>>144223281
The Arab mid meme is over, Suma1l killed it.

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>>144223323
>>144222719

>It's a I wasn't good enough to get into manila episode

>>144223402
the only thing that shitter could kill other than EG

>>144223341
becuase he isnt versus linas mid or wrs or whatever every game

he isnt that great vs popular heroes now like naix that just eats him alive

the actual changes to hero matter less than the overall change of the game

thats why heroes not touched can suddenly become op

>>144223467
Hello there, fellow Redditor chap!

>>144223402
>a man named amer barqawi is highest solo mmr and plays both mid and carry for a top 3 ranked team

>>144223467
>187 KB
>Webm

Gfycat/puush/pomf is for webms larger than 3 megabytes you faggot.

https://a.pomf.cat/bjwlvh.webm

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>tfw it is warm as fuck
>tfw you took ice cream out the freezer to just get it so you can get a spoon in it
>tfw you forgot about it and it is now soup, which is not that great to eat

>>144223747
lebanon is more christian than britain at this point

>>144223824

kys, blogshitter

>>144223804
What a shit fucking webm

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rev up those shitpoasts

its major time again

>>144217191
>Secret vs Na'vi
>Can a ragtag team of 5 burdens synergize enough to beat a seasoned veteran failing to coordinate 4 burdens?
Which team is which? :^)

>>144223995
Never respond to me ever again you fucking nerd.

>>144224097
i hope you get run over by a bus

>>144224069
It's neither, there are 2 good players on each team trying to shepherd around the preschoolers.

>>144224163
I don't think that has ever happened around here so nah.

>>144223887
>lebanon

really?

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UUUHHH PINOYS?

I KNOW YOU ARE HERE. EXPLAIN THIS.

>>144224312
at least there will always be one constant in dota

that pinoys are total shit and a butt to all jokes lmao

>>144224312
IT BEGINS

>>144224172
and what a fucking surprise, in both cases it's the support that doesn't main junglers

>tfw never walrus kicked a walrus kick
is he hard to get into?

>>144224484
Just don't buy aghs and you're golden.

>>144224484
>is he hard to get into?

it's easy as long as you have enough lube

:^))

>>144224312
I'm not usually one to stick up for bad Dota teams but that seems weirdly mean-spirited for a big org to tweet out.

>>144220668
Eh fair enough. I think Nasus is fun because he's one of the more unique heroes from League. Maybe just make his bonus damage temporary, kinda like Pitlord's except not bad.

Why do people really want Pitlord anyways. He has one good ability, and it's his ult. And it's not even a very strong ult.

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>>144224656
PINOY
DAMAGE
CONTROL
IN
FULL
FORCE

EL
OH
EL

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Hey dotards how come Magnus Aghs doesn't have a Skewer Ally skill so you can save fucking retards?

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>tfw you're not part of Spetsky's secret club of /d2g/ memers

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>>144224895
you can be cute outside of the club

>>144224872
who is this cute girl i need to know

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>gameshitters on their last breaths as Manila approaches

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>play ranked
>be jungling
>notice a large camp that is stacked once
>start attacking it
>ally mid necro flips out and starts spamming the chat over how it was his camp
>i tell him i muted him and go to a different camp
>he buys a ton of wards and wards all the jungle camps

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>>144225058

I don't really give a shit either way, brodude.

>>144218321
The Grand Magus, Rubick

>>144225047
me
What about it?

>queue for party ranked in 3-4k bracket
>enemy has a 4.1k player
>his friend is 2.8k
>he feeds 22 kills and they lose

lmao thx valve

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>>144225047
Their name is Kaname-kun you dirty boy.

>>144225032
slark

POST MMR GRINDING TUNES WHILE YOU WAIT FOR ESPORTS TO RETURN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTPn4Jlrjb0

>>144225032
Who is Bloodseeker

>>144225114
>>144225196

kys, blogshitters

>>144225214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqhJ0FtznvM

>>144225032
spirit breaker

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>>144225214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiqnbp44Z90

>>144225214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If2akTqCML4

>>144225214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdJZbQvZYJ0

>>144225028
>>144224895
i'll give you my secret chub :)

When does TI games start?

>>144225709
8th of august

What's the standard itemization for a hard support nowadays?
I always try to rush force staff first, then ghost scepter and whatever it feels right after that. Am I doing it right?

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>NS on my team gets mad about 10 mins in that BS did some shit, idk what
>we were already winning hard
>everyone even the enemy team is confused and tells him wtf you are winning what are you doing
>he starts feeding non stop, couriers and duels to LC
>we still win

what the fuck is wrong with people?

and now I just had another game with an intentional feeder

>>144225817
>he fell for the hard support meme

>>144225817
glimmer cape

>>144225817

S I T U A T I O N A L

whats the secret to joining games on here?

It takes me anywhere between 2 to 3 hours to find a game

>>144225945
what

>>144225817
S I T U A T I O N A L

>>144225945
stop queuing for meme gamemodes

>>144221894
Old Man Godz
Also, they play few games so their averages are bigger

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>>144225847
dont play seasonal ranked its ultra aids

everyone is either higher or lower in relation to their normal mmr so every game will be super shit

>>144225847

kys, blogshitter

>>144224747
so alliance can be even more irrelevant as he's the anti-rat king

>>144225945
Are you queuing for Saudi Arabia or something?

>>144223351
and remember, Supports can't be OP

>play ursa
>2 rampages in a game
dotards?

>>144225817
>hard support

you mean carry number 5?
oh you know the usual eblades hexes euls etc

you get more passive gold now than when you jungled like 3 years ago there is hardly a thing as hard support nowadays

>>144226220
80% damage reduction fammo, all you have to build is damage and a BKB after blink

>>144226293
dont forget about

>le epic "blademail doesnt reflect fury swipes damage" meme

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How badly will our boys btfo everyone at Manilla?

Will it even be close?

>>144226454
its a beta :^)

>>144226454
the best meme about ursa is that he shits on the op champs that go offlane and win solo vs trilanes

every time i see a timber or axe i go fuzzywuzzy

>>144226537
>febby
>not benched
lmao

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>>144226454
it really makes you think about how this game is coded where issues like these pop up
what a fucking mess

>>144226668
>>144226552
no, it is literally a flag called "no reflect" that is set for fury swipes

it is mostly used so blademail doesnt reflect infinitely between two people, but for some reason they intentionally set it for fury swipes by default

>>144226839
wow that almost sounds like a bug :^)

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>4 series at the same time
SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE U DOIN LMAO

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What went right?

>>144226839
fuck off bruno

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>>144226928

Just watch the Secret game, retard

>>144225887
>>144225903
>>144225913
>>144226021
>>144226258
I am not very good at farming so I always end trying to support my team by buying wards and support items.

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>>144227170
k

>>144226928
IT'S AN ENIGMA

uh why is games for EU at 3am?

dotards?

>>144226946
spectre didn't get crushed in the earlygame and they left her to farm
also
>892 TD clinkz

>>144226668
Don't forget ever damage that comes from spells (even passive) get amped by Aether Lens/Int

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>>144225214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rivFCwwvoh8
Just sit back and let it grind

>just a few hours to manilla
are you ready dotards ?

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>>144226067
this is so true

this was my experience today, i dont feel like playing dota anymore

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>>144227582
No
I won't be able to blog

>>144227625

I don't see a big difference compared to normal ranked tßh

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Pls give me your best esports shitposting images in preparation for Manila /d2g/

>>144227582
>Im in a place without internet connection for the entirety of next week

i wish

>>144225817
There are so many fucking support items in the game now you're an idiot to imply there's a standard itemization
Even the shit you buy with your starting gold is situational
Also don't be that support who dies in 3 hits and has no fucking items because he thinks the key to climbing is to be an ultracuck

>>144227923
Please anon educate me, how to not be a support who dies in 3 hits and is a ultracuck?

>>144228058

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VamJz7q-IDk

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>>144227776

>>144228058
sit behind your non-cuck teammates in a safe position that will allow you to come to their aid

when you see a fight happen, walk forwards and cast the spells you need to cast as efficiently as possible

walk backwards into a position of safety

>>144228120
>42 minutes
>Voice changed
You're trying to meme right?

>>144228189
reminds me of that /int/ shitposter who posts fucking machine webms

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>>144228058
Pick gud suport heroo
ward smerter not hardr
farm th empt lane & junge (see firt tip)
by gud item
dont ply pos 6 supoort
figh a lots & surviev teh figh

>>144228189
>>144228418
Can you not post stuff like this it ties into my fears about being replaced by robots.

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what are we watching first dotards ?
https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/738472834997977088

predictions for sekrekt vs navi ?

>>144228553
Tobi+Merloobi pls

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>>144228382
I am his copy cat.


Shouldn't have started this thread so early asshole op

>>144228189
>>144228418
The metadata always gets a chuckle out of me.

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>>144227776

>>144228553
we are /SLEEPING/ because we arent manchildren that can literally turn into nocturnal creatures just to watch BTS being shit like always

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>>144227776
a classic

>>144228189
Fuck that's so hot, got da sauce? I need to hear her

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People who don't vote for heroes with literally ZERO skins in Arcana votes should be shot.

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>>144228507
Implying anyone will ever sleep with you in the first place.

Jk anon. You seem like a nice guy.

>>144228883
Poured all my votes into Visage this week but it JUST WASN'T ENOUGH

>>144228883
>valve releases resources to finally give a number of heroes with 0 hats
>suddenly stops releasing hats

literally waving a carrot on a string infront of our faces then slowly moving it back

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>>144228883
jokes on you i got linken's sphere

>>144229054
Me too senpai

>>144228883
I votedumped Tidehunter because the thought of an arcana for fucking Tidehunter amuses me

all the arcana so far have been for edgy heroes or pretty heroes (aside from techies) so Tide getting one would be a great upset

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What went wrong? I was the lina

Question 1:
Is Phoenix is balanced?

This will be on the final.

>>144229648
yes
if you remove sunray

>>144229719
So no.

>>144229648
trick question

supports cant be op

>>144228667
whats the context for this

is just random internet shit or dota related

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>>144228667

Now this is my kind of DOTA 2 discussion.

Nice.. Nice....

>>144229871
Yeah, that's Jacky and EE after Secret win their first series.

>>144229871
>females over 3/10 ever dota related

lmao

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khanzeal take me back I miss you

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Plez - Today at 5:08 PM
someone post in the thread for me
im banned

Plago - Today at 5:08 PM
what do you want

Plez - Today at 5:08 PM
"khanzeal take me back I miss you"