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Wombo Combo Edition
Previous Thread >>144118196

>Official Stuff
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post Mister Cree
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tracer
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OGON PO GOTOVNOSTI
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Someone post Stonehardt's hammer/axe
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Someone link the personality types + character sheet
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Refunding
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friendly reminder that zen is the best support
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How do you beat Reinhardt + Mercy?
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>>144126763
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>someone says mccree is balanced, maybe even underpowered
>argument is pharah is overpowered
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PATCH?
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holy fucking shit they need to remove the destructible rails on every map, so many fucking times have i hit one of them instead of the enemy behind it
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does getting kicked for inactivity count as quitting the match and will it penalize me eventually when i load into a shitty losing game thats half over and stand still?

do i need to just dick around near the spawn and wait the match out before dumping these retards?
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So what level did you get your first legendary?


level 23 and nothing so far, just 500 gold
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>>144126823
Far away Bastion + Reinhardt.
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How many viewers would D.Va get if she got fucked in the ass live stream?
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Pharah a cute! CUTE!
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>Win 1-2 games
>Immediately get removed from the lobby and get placed against a blatant stack that out-coordinates our random team

This isn't fun any more.
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Ogon po gotovnosti!
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>>144126823
snipe mercy
flank mercy
rocket jump mercy
break reinshield
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>>144126823
Charge their Reinhardt into the wall as Reinhardt and hope your team follows up.
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reposting shitty ideas

I'd like to see a support that is a nurse big guy who jumps on friendly characters to heal them by giving them a shot with a syringe. I'd give us a support that can also tank a bit.

Can't think of other skills, but the theme would be basically a wacky nurse that is centered around the idea of not wanting to submit (i.e when you're a kid and you don't want to get your vaccines, etc).

Either that, or a greek hero that is basically a minotaur that heals you by dropping food (think of those bones with meat you see in cartoons) and can tank a bunch.

tl;dr I want a support that doesn't get killed in 2 meatshots.
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McCree buffs inc
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>>144126823
flashbang over his shield

unload your hot sticky mess all over his face
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>>144126893
or make it so your projectiles just break the railings instantly and the projectile continues through it

>>144126915
im still fresh, like level 16, but i got my first legendary at level 14 i think. it was the shitty blue symm skin. I'll literally never play her ever in my life
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>>144126547
Aww yis, time for best girl.

OGON PO GOTOVNOSTI!
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based discord
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>>144126915
loot crate
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>>144126821
He's honestly so fucking good. The discord orb just shits on people, and if your team isnt running head first into bastions his healing has a great rate.
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>see this
>immediately think of the Zarya /ss/ that will never happen because no one likes Zarya
wew lads, this site sure has done a number on me
any draw/writefags wanna get on that?
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>>144126915
Got Raindancer around level 6.
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>get a quadra kill on the objective with reaper ult
>team caps point and wins the game off that play
>potg is our useless genji getting 1 kill no where near the objective and then dying

???????
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ANY XBONERS PLAY THIS GAME?
I HATE PLAYING WITH RETARDED TEAMMATES AND MY FRIENDS ARE SHIT
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>>144126915
my first lootbox gave me blackbeard for torbjorn
i have only played him once
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>join game
>lose 5 seconds after
>queue again
>join game
>lose 2 minutes after
Aaand I'm done for the night.
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anyone know what was in this recent little update?
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>>144126547
I WANT TO KISS AND SEX PHARAH IN THE VAGINA
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>>144126976

Seems like they want to punish good players
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>>144127071
>u sound
>o sound
yeah sick poem
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>>144126823
Wait for your team and then use D.va to push Rein away with your boost
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>flashbang stupid healslut
>force her to swallow 6 bullets
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>>144127151
yea
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>low HP
>literally zero movement abilities
>slow movement speed
>worse healing than lucio and mercy
>all he has is some OK DPS, but nothing an offense character can't do better and decent ult that no one takes advantage of
buff when
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>>144127151
Probably nothing important

If there's something worth mentioning in an update it'll be all over the place
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>>144127078
i know i'll sound like a little adhd child when i say this, but zenyatta's attacks are so fucking satisfying to shoot off, just holding down mouse 1 while he whips golfballs at people with his crazy hand movements makes me so happy

>>144127087
i think the red version of that legendary is my favourite skin in the game
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>>144127126
No.
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What was that patch i just got?
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>>144127198
you forgot

>best debuff in the game
>most rewarding headshot kill
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>>144127084
Why would you need it to be /ss/?
A regular cardiofag would be basically a child compared to her so you could fulfil this fantasy without the need to be v&.
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>be on widowmaker for a whole game as genji
>he whines about me focusing him
>at last moment of game (slow mo but can still get elimination), I reflect his own shot to headshot and kill him

feels good
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Only death can free me from this pain.
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>>144126958
I wouldn't say cute is the right word

It sounds gay as fuck but she's goddamn beautiful alright I just wish her accent wasn't so dumb
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>Enemy team is 5 McRibs and a Lucio
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>>144127246
The red and white look great together.
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>McCree on enemy team
>misses flashbang
>runs away till its up again
holy fucking shit can these brain dead retards do anything other than press e and right click?
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>>144126976
is this just the suffering we must undergo until they make a proper ranked mode or will the forced 50 continue further still?
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>>144127140
>lose game on Watchpoint Gibralter because team was ass
>leave
>Attack: Watchpoint Gibralter
>it's actually the same game I just left
>leave
>queue again
>Attack: Watchpoint Gibralter
>same game same team
>leave, requeue
>Attack: Watchpoint Gibralter
>shut off game
>go to sleep

what a fuckING JOKE
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>Join Game
>It's attack on gibraltar
>You're team is 2 widowmakers, 1 hanzo, 1 genji and 1 level 7 reaper
>How do you react?
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>play as Lucio
>get 6x the kills as with Tracer
>get 4x the damage done
>get higher accuracy
>get less deaths

Wow, the character I wanted to play as most is impossible for me, the annoying bubbly black guy is one I seem somewhat okay with even though I'm terrible at the game.
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Mercy's anding noises are sexy, i wish her normal walking sound was that loud because it honestly gives me an erection to think of her in the nice heels making that sound.
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>>144126583
It's not that confusing. It's common sense. As soon as you boost into the air you're a giant slowly hovering bullseye. So yes, people you can't see are going to shoot you down immediately. And no, this isn't Quake, so you have to shoot closer than just splash damage to kill someone as Pharah. And yes, you have to know when the right time to use your ult is, because otherwise you are literally hanging motionless completely vulnerable in midair and Widowmaker will split you open before you can say JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE.

It's common sense. I used the CS examples because those are all common sense things. You're putting yourself in a position to be vulnerable where people can easily shoot and kill you. Don't do that. Stay in the air for shorter amounts of time. Don't pop your ult if you think there are snipers around. Not hard.

>It's too much when your combined FPS playtime in your entire life is about 400 hours at most.

If you're that confused take five minutes and go on the Wiki and briefly look at the abilities of each character. Even just looking at it in-game should be enough. You can press F1 at any time to see what your particular hero can do.

It's not supposed to be that hard. I struggled so much more learning Counter Strike and still do. Just takes a little bit of getting to know the game.
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Reaper's thighs.
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>>144127180
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>>144127361
im praying my next legendary is this, maybe a zenyatta or hanzo skin
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>>144127198

His movement speed is the same as almost everyone else.
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>>144123910
Reposting

Interestingly enough, Liao and Zhou are the names of Chinese Dynasties. Sure, they're common names, but Blizzard might have picked these names deliberately to allude to something.

It's widely assumed that Liao is the one original member that was publicly disgraced, since he's never really mentioned ever up until that blog. I'm thinking that Liao was the original head of the Overwatch Science and Mei's boss.

Liao might be connected to Fumigator, but he may not be Fumigator himself. I'm actually kinda thinking Fumigator was someone that worked under Liao, but Liao indirectly discredited him through Liao's own activities, despite being innocent of what he was doing. This discrediting and learning of what Overwatch was actually doing turned Fumigator to villainy.

This is pure headcannon though. Fumigator may not even be on the table anymore and could have been a throwaway name.

As for Fumigator's design, he could definitely be a DoT damage dealer. There is no heroes right now that deal automatic DoT as their main damage or is a big part of their design.
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>>144127328
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>Those two guys level <10 in an otherwise average level 35 game
How exactly does this matchmaking work? I know they're not partied up.
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>playing McFree
>enemy reaper keeps trying to 1v1 me
>enemy reaper keeps dying
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>>144127397
>Leave Game
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>having fun with friends
>enemy team starts losing
>HOL UP NOW x2 comes out
>game turns into a fucking chore

They seriously need to do something about his cheap shit its horrible to play against.
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>tfw you hear HIGH NOON
>turn and instakill mcREEEEEEEEEEEE with a direct rocket to the face
kek is there any better feeling?
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>>144127198
this is my favorite meme
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>>144127495
>is this player winning more than 50% of the time
>well throw some trashy players on his team
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>>144127546
sleep tight reaper
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>>144127495
You keep your mmr from beta
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>>144127379
McCree is nothing without his abilities, so... No.

inb4 some faggot too slow to avoid fan the hammer complains about fan the hammer
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>>144127546
sleep tight reaper
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>widowmaker tryhard
>give her le monkey dick
>she switch to mccree
>fuck him up
>he switch to torb
>fuck him up
>still mad as fuck
Is there something more satisfying?
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>>144126764
is cute!
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>>144127546
sleep tight reaper
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>>144127397
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>Download game today
>First match
>Pick 76 cus he looks cool
>Guy on the mic calls me a retard saying we need a support
>Play 76 anyway
>We manage to win
>Guy continued to be angry

Why cant people just get along
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>>144127581
there's only 2 healers in the game and zenyata
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>>144126915
Level 3
First lootbox
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>>144127546
sleep tight reaper
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>Genji's electricution sounds
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>playing Rein since no one on the team will pick any tank but me
>we have a level 84 Pharah
>ask him to get off his ass and kill the enemy Pharah that's killing me and our Lucio
>"are u serious u cant kill pharah as pharah
>mfw
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>>144127412
literally everyone is good with lucio. its almost impossible to play him incorrectly
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>>144127546
sleep tight reaper
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>>144127350
it isn't "gay as fuck" to describe a woman as beautiful. some women are cute, some are hot, some are beautiful.
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Does McCree's stun thing not work on everyone or get negated by certain things? The vast majority of the time it doesn't seem to do anything. I know he's meant to be OP but I've done worse with him than any other character so far. I've even got to the point where I did actually stun someone, unloaded the rapid fire thing, they were still alive, I rolled so I could right-click again, then they killed me in a nanosecond.
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So is this general's population all the McCree and Genji mains that instapick and never switch away but loudly complain when the to people left to man the frontlines can't take the objective?
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>Widowmaker's mobility
please just kill me, she is almost impossible to punish, and she has insane dps upclose anyways
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anyone else hate reapers appearance and voice but love the way he plays?

he's fun as fuck but i cringe every time he speaks.
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What do you do when you check your medals and find that you have a gold medal in healing even though you have a healing support and you yourself are not one
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>>144127350
>Pharah
>Not cute
Have you ever stopped to look at your waifu? She's adorable.
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>>144127651
>he didn't just switch to d.va
you literally could not have killed him if he knew how armor worked
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>streetswining
>spot movement, hook it
>it's a detonating d.va
>team wiped
>it's PotG
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Does anyone have the picture of Mercy healing 76, and then 76 all fucked up?
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>>144127546
sleep tight reaper
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>>144127198
>low HP
So don't engage up close, ever. Avoid LOS with widows/hanzo/soldier, obviously
>literally zero movement abilities
Okay I'll give you this one, he's slow and it can be a pain at times
>slow movement speed
Same as above
>worse healing than lucio and mercy
It's on par with mercy, you can do it from long range and it heals about as fast as mercy's beam. The tradeoff for he is she has to be in close proximity, where you do not.
>all he has is some OK DPS, but nothing an offense character can't do better and decent ult that no one takes advantage of
His DPS is good, learn to discord everything you see and follow up with orbs on the target. It's especially good for large targets like hog and winston which you can LMB spam to death in a few seconds, turns winston's ult into a fucking joke. Discord is very powerful in general.
>buff when
I don't think he needs changing.
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>>144127783
play winston
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>>144127608
>Join game
>Screen is still black when you hear "defeat"

>>144127623
I don't think these guys are from beta, as they always get shit on 9 times out of 10.
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>>144127587
>Turn corner while on ground for reasons
>See something, shoot on reflex
>STEP RIGHT UP
>Misses few shots
>Rocket to face
I got shot down a few seconds after on my way for a medikit but damn that was satisfying
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>got the Centenary achievement today
>my 100th win was as a Torbjorn with 3 other Torbjorns on Hanamura defense
I feel filthy.
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>>144127776
the russian bitch her shield blocks the stun
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in b4 zenyatta buffs
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The next support should be some chick who literally piggybacks on other players.

From her platform on top of the other hero she got a few abilities:
>Shift swaps between giving bonus armor or a slow hp regen
>E to give wallhacks for a few seconds to herself and the hero she's riding (same AOE as Hanzo's bullshit)
>M1 gives bonus movement speed
>m2 enters and exits piggyback mode
>Outside piggymode she just hovers around and shoots shit with a Mercy:ish gun I guess. No abilities besides entering piggyback mode.

Her ultimate would be that she makes herself and the hero she's piggybacking immortal for a few seconds.

She'd be the perfect flanker support. She got no attack while in piggyback mode since that would probably be broken as fuck (also, I think there's lots of support players who actively don't want to play heroes who shoot back at enemies).
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>>144127764
Well it's possible but it would be much easier for a hitscan hero to do it
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>>144127723
people think it's impossible to win without the team comp that the tips on the right of the pick screen recommend. you don't always need a builder on defense, you don't always need a tank, etc etc

>>144127735
this makes me upset
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>>144127735
npw main Hanzo until you get another legendary
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>>144127776
how are you so bad you cant use the easiest thing in the game
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>>144127749
>zero suit d.va's electrocution sounds
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i just wantSunyatta
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Which d.va highlight intro should I get?
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Is it just me or would the Shimada bro brawl be better if it was not for the extra ult + ability cooldown?
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>>144127735
suck a dick
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How do I uninstall language packs? I installed a bunch for funsies but now I don't want them taking up space on my SSD.
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>>144127776
pic related

>>144127908
not sold on the kit but i love the concept
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>>144127361
I hated playing Pharah until I got that skin as a drop and thought "wait that's pretty awesome"

Favorite offense hero now
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>>144128003
The one where you jump out the suit.
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>>144128003
The one where she jumps out of her mech.
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>Metzen had Soldier 76 designed as a character since the 90s.
>He probably had Reaper too.
>Reaper is the product of Metzen in the 90s
It all makes sense now.
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>It's a the enemy team has McCree and Widowmaker episode
THEY NEED TO RELEASE THE NERF RIGHT NOW AND NOT IN JULY. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>144127723
>Why cant people just get along
Because people are already jaded.
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>>144126763
Why though? Are the any facts about him that might get me intested in posting him?
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>>144127998
>yfw the legendaries aren't as good as the basic 76 look
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>>144127908
That vaguely reminds me of Abathur in HotS, now that's a fun guy to play.
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>>144128003
eject or lounging around
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>>144128003
eject and lying around are both solid picks. Eject if you want to look cool, lying around if you want to be smug.
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>>144127198
>mfw blizzard buffs zen and my roboy becomes the next effigy for the game after cowboy
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>>144127723
>casual game is full of tryhards
All I want is peace and goodwill among my fellow overwatchers. Why must they all be so cruel?
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>>144127817
I love her highlight intro where all she does is take off her helmet. I don't know what is wrong with me.

My friend plays nothing but Pharah and it pisses me off, because I want Pharah.
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Why is roadhog the most bugged to fuck hero in this game?
Hooks constantly through walls
Hooked targets randomly appear to your side. Which side? LEL RANDOM
Hooked targets sometimes appear behind you because reasons
Want to hook a lucio? was he moving? lel he's behind you for some reason.
>can have entire crosshair on smaller heroes and they take 75 damage
kek quality servers
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>>144127412
Join us and show everybody the power of positivity.
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>>144127882
And it feels fucking amazing when you block his flashbang and melt the little shitter because they NEVER hold their fire. They simply fan the hammer out of reflex and doom themselves every single time.
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>>144128003
The bubble gum one seems hilariously in character and something about it is heavily arousing. Get that one.
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>>144128003
the slutty one
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>>144127965
Nah, I've been maining Pharah
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>>144127546

sleep tight reaper
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>>144127723
Because they haven't opened up their anus.
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>>144128080
dis

at least his epics are good. Love my masks.
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>Lost pushing last point on Hollywood
>I'm blamed because "bad merci you heal no 2 people team" by a D.Va
>I masterfully switched between targets and buffing when their attacks were connecting
>The D.Va stacked with a level 9 Widow

First and last support game.
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>>144128003
eject
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>>144127723
Probably some queermo that came from a moba. Thinks every role gotta be filled.

Also, if it was THAT Important to have a support, he should have done it himself.

When i was playing ASSFAGGOTS i tried to let my team get thier prefered position because versatility is the name of the fucking game.

All that aside, it's fucking quickplay. New players gotta be new some time. No need to tryhard till ranked.
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>>144127429
Well do this test then. Get your mom or someone else who never plays games. Show them 10 mins or so of CSGO and see if they basically know what's going on. Then show them 10 minutes of unedited OW footage and see if they even slightly understand a single fucking thing. It's the exact opposite to common sense, it's a kind of esport/MOBA/FPS sense that you develop from doing/watching those things a shitload. Eveb without doing that test, it should be obvious to you that that's the case.

Let me give you another example, I tried that fat fuck with the hook. First person I hooked got pulled to me, then *through* me, then ended up behind me. It threw me off completely, I expected them to stop in front of me, stunned. Then they killed me in seemingly one-shot from behind.
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>>144127581
Am i the only one that doesn't mind mccree? I"ve never had a problem 1v1ing him. I mean obviously you don't face him head on, that's suicide. That goes for any offense char though
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>>144127003
So basically winston with a syringe
wow you should write for battleborn
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>>144127908
>some chick who literally piggybacks
So you can play even less of the game than Mercy? At least she has to walk of her own volition sometimes.
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>>144128110
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>>144127126
Sup
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>>144127028
That works?
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>>144128164
2nd best pharah skin
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Nice hog
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>>144127776
I'm bad with him too. Stick to Soldier. Throwing a stun does fuck all if the entire team is there.
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>>144128108
Fuck your shit, try harder and stop being such a whiny bitch.
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I just passed 1k currency. I was wondering if any of the S76 camo skins are actually effective? Was thinking of buying one of those to give my flanking game an edge.
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>>144127390
That webm though, saved my nigga.
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>>144128184
D.Va Genji and the Zen faggot are the most useless shits in this game.
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how to abuse 20 tick?

if I turn around a corner and I see a stopped guy looking in my direction who has the most time to react?
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>>144128350
What camo skins?
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>>144128080
I got stuntman for free. I just use the brown recolour... that I bought. I also got a Tracer and Roadhog legendary but I just use their defaults instead.
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Oh shit nigger, Windowlicker is out to get you and maybe rape you a bit. Good thing the hero from the last POTG you saw (in-game) is going to protect you. How fucked are you?
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>>144128003
Lying around ofc

Something about the eject one when she's shooting is just kinda strange
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>One guy on the enemy team is an insanely good Roadhog
>Threading hooks through our whole team to grab our squishies
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>>144128110
if you have the gundam skin her mouth glows yellow, kinda creeps me out
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>>144128216
mark my words, a couple months after competitive mode SHITCUNTS will match ASSFAGGOTS in terms of it's cancerous playerbase
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>>144128350
You shine RED if someone sees you
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>>144128171
sauce
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>>144128350
>Literally a red outline around you
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>>144128371
Genji can get shit done if played well, it's just most of the weeb faggots who main him can't
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>>144128113
I have no idea but this shits ridiculously annoying.
Just the way she goes
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>>144128398
>D.VA
im fine
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>>144128239
>I mean obviously you don't face him head on, that's suicide.
I fucking wish half the people that played could understand that.
The only reason they want him nerfed is because they just run right up to him and expect to live.
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>>144126915
level 24 was my first, i have hope for you anon
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>>144127412
If you're judging your performance as a support by kill count you're gonna be disappointed. Lucio can get kills but it's not his primary function. Also as a healer the enemy team will be coming for his black ass harder than the Baltimore police, so you'll die more too.
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>>144128164
I also unboxed 500 coins and this motherfucker
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>Symmetra should be my waifu
>but she's such a shit hero

at least I still have the other brown girl
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>>144128398
Do I have to have someone protect me?
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>>144127546
sleep tight reaper
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Wow guys the people who were caught doing blatant aimbot moves also are top on the score rankings! What a total coincidence! Just wow!

>""pro scene""
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>>144128330
Soldier is actually one of my worst characters. He's aimed at people used to other FPS, not people not used to FPS at all. I feel like I'm doing absolutely no damage with him and when I do his ult, I die before I kill anyone. I've actually done best with turret dwarf, Lucio and D.va.
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>>144127412
Getting anything done as tracer depends entirely on your frontline holding the enemy's attention. Tracer works when the other team is like "Fuck we really need to do something about that reinhardt with a 76 and junkrat behind him"
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>>144128113
>50-50 chance a Reaper can enter wraith mode as you shoot him
>50-50 chance a Tracer can just take no damage and just fuck off
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>>144127703
Top kek.
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>>144128425
I don't get why someone would replace her gorgeous soft flesh with metal. Like, you have options if you want to be a robot.
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>>144128108
Because they're all kiddos from League that think this will be the next big ESPORTS and will be their in ticket to be an ESPORTS ATHELESE!

I just wanted this to be TF2 tier fun and shenanigans.
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>>144128441
>>144128452
Yeah but I've turned off the red color outline on my end using my nvidia control center so it's not visible anymore.
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>>144128616
Oh then yeah absolutely.
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>the poo in loo is also autistic canonically
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
L
M
A
O
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>>144128398
>Reaper
Well I'm fucked.
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>>144127071
>Cheers love, the servers are here
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>>144128616
Oh in that case nobody will see you no
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>post hero archtypes you wanna see in the future
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>>144126763
McCree should have been a grill and Zarya should have been a gay man.
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>>144128113
20 tick servers + high ping on either your end, your hookedtarget's end or both. That being said, for me Lucio is the most likely to randomly appear next to you when hooked.
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>>144128563
Only the people who have last seen one of those glitched POTG's that just show an open space get that privilege.

You could try pushing them down a set of stairs if you wanted to.
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post yfw the enemy switches to 2 bastions when they are pushed to the last point on payload
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>>144128350
Of course, you are basically invisible but you have to use the proper skin.

Like in Dorado only the Night Ops works because it's night or in Hollywood you disguise yourself as part of a film crew with Daredevil or Stuntman.
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>>144128712
>>144128672
Right but I need to know which camo type to by? Commando? Night OPs? Bone?
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>>144128581
So, you are just incapable of aiming. I getcha. Well, besides Reaper, I am pretty sure all Offense characters need to aim at least a little, so...

Anyway, no worries. You'll get the hang of it.
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>>144127246
The sound is a big part of it aswell.

Whats with the fucking widow mongrels plagueing the game?

>>get into a somewhat competent team for once
>>reinhardt and sit on the objective while bullying snotty tracers and reapers
>>tell our useleas widow to pick hanzo at least for the occasion we all die and the bitch hasnt turned up on the kill feed for over 2 minutes
>>bitch asks me how many kills ive got
>>respond with riducule
>>says shes pulled in 11 kills
>>mfw i got more kills on defensive reinhardt while blocking 17k+ dmg against 2 bastions
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>>144127546
Sleep tight reaper
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>>144128398
>Genji
It was myself so probably E
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>>144128610
I want the esports scene to go and stay go

killing my harmless fun and shenanigans
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I want mercy to stick her fat cock in my ass while she checks my pulse and then gives me this smug look as she shoots her cum in me
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>>144128530
I die with him equal or less to any other character. I die with Farah or Tracer 10+ times, only 5 times with Lucio, sometimes less. Not only do I get more eliminations with him, I also win more with him. My winrate with Tracer is 0%, my winrate with Farah is 33%. Lucio is at 50%. My best is D.va with 75%.
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>>144128714
frank jaeger
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>>144128275

That's the basic idea yeah. I bet some people will love the idea of playing a support that is literally "getting carried".

Anyway, to differentiate her from Mercy, she's more about mitigating damage than fixing it, so she'd actually be pretty high skill.
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>>144128398
>Zenyatta
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>>144128581
You have to strafe all the time, and I actually mean all the fucking time. Spam ADADADADAD until your fingers bleed.
Aim for the head and fire in bursts or the spread will fuck up your shots.
Use your rightclick to finish off enemies or to quickly kill squishy heroes.
Ult is a little tricky as everyone will run away, so you'd better combo it with Zen or Lucio's ult to actually get the most of it.
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>>144128714
Strictly melee loli martial artist with cybernetic arms.
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>>144128817
Well then
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>>144127546
time to sleep
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Overwatch needs femboys
This is objective fact
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I think the game would be better if they just removed headshots for everyone but Widowmaker.
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>>144128763
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Not forced 50% winrate, am I right? Had the most kills as fucking D.VA, thanks for this team, Blizzard
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>>144128714
i want some sort of melee character that does way more damage if its behind them.
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>>144128714
this guy.
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>>144128817
Me too
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>>144128561
>Symmetra shit hero
Son, you don't play a Symmetra on offense. You play her on defense and get them sweet POTGs for lasers and shooting through Reinhardt shields. She's just situational.

>>144128539
I got the green colour of that one. It makes Hana look like a fuckin' idiot though with them dumbass goggles.

I want B.va and White Rabbit.
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>tfw hate playing support
>every game there are 4 insta Genjis/Hanzos/Reapers/Widows
>some other guy goes tank
>stuck playing Lucio cause Mercy w/ randoms is suicide
>I'm also not a retard who won't swallow his pride and doesnt pick support although we need one

>stick end up with Silvers in kills and damage

F O R C E D F I F T Y

O

R

C

E

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F

I

F

T

Y
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>>144128952
>not liking all these buff and lean dudes

shit taste, senpai
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battleborn is the objectively better game.

deeper gameplay
more content

these are things that matter in games, no husbandos and waifus.
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>>144127361
Cultural appropriation reeeeeeeeeeee!
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>>144128817
Go back to your site shad you're scaring me!
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>>144128967
hello Asomal
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>>144127071
is there an Overwatch discord where I can share lewds
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>>144128508
>a single hero becomes the blockade for potentially entire portions of the map
Even if you don't 1vs1 him, he has the highest burst potential in the entire game.

He both completely shuts down most of the speedy heroes whilst also being able to DPS down every tank in the game. All this wrapped up into a package that has entirely no direct counter.

*rolls behind you*
heh excuse me
*fth*
nothing personally kid
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>>144128765
Okay thanks but I can only afford one right now so which one works on the most maps?
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>>144128714
some kind of stand user
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>>144128967
>blocks chat
>name is right there
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when will lucio be nerfed

there's no reason he should be allowed to heal himself
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>>144128967
Yes, matchmaking is shit and it probably forces 50/50.
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>>144127078
His healing rate is god awful.

It sucks that Mercy's ulti doesn't have an effect that she can actually feel, elsewise I'd have no complaints. Being able to dash without a target would make up for that.

Having to have your team die just to be able to press Q when you have such great HPS is stupid. For half the game, no one is dying anywhere close to me, so I just stand around like an idiot and, when they do die and it'd be a good time to res them, I'm dead too because whatever wiped them was enough to kill me, or my being dead was WHY they died in the first place.
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>>144128768
You realize everyone else still sees you highlighted in red right?
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>>144128967
>blocking names

literally why?
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>Been reporting everyone on the enemy team when they win
>They will probably get banned since Blizzard automates these things

lmao
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>Matchmaking queue says 9 seconds
>Turns out to be a minute
why.
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Thick or thin Mei?
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>>144128967
>play with friend, lvl 30+
>join game
>team is players who are lvl 1-10
>enemy team is lvl 50+
Never disconnected so fast in my entire life
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>tfw mccree legendary skins look like shit except for gambler
>>144128464
Only if you know how to animation cancel with the fucking melee attack combo
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>>144128967
>level 7 Genji
JUST
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>>144127361
well that skin is problematic
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>>144128770
Wouldn't you say Lucio is harder to aim with than the guy with an autoaim skill and a constantly firing machine gun? Lucio's stuff comes in little bursts and travels quite slowly yet my KD ratio is FOUR FUCKING TIMES higher with Lucio than Soldier.

>>144128867
I'd try that, though I assume you mean more like A for a second or two, then D for a second or two, etc etc? Not just ADADADAD quickly?
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>>144129109
but anon, every support has some kind of sustain
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>>144129059
competitive players please go
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>>144127440
Slipstream Tracer's thighs
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>people are actually defending the possible McRee nerfs
The faggot from blizzard staff doesnt know shit about the game and goes spouting out shit that they should "look into mccree".
He has like 5 hard counter heroes and anybody who stays 5ft away from him, has already countered his flashbang right click, yet people complain.

This community is so full of shitters who justify nerfing of characters by being simply bad at the game.
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>>144128398
>D.VA
>Last PotG wasn't even a self destruct so it's not even Zero suit D.Va
I think I'll be pretty good
https://www.lewdgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/overwatch.jpg
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>>144128714
Holy hell, there are not enough toku-based characters in vidya.

The best I can do is pick red Genji and type EXCEED CHARGE when I activate ult.
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Threadly reminder to get the fuck behind me you idiots.
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>>144129109
He should be able to heal himself, however he should have less health considering he's such a bastard to hit.

Take 25 health away from Lucio and give it to Zenyatta,
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>>144129165
If they handle it like any other game with a report system if you send in reports too much they can flag your account to be ignored as far as reports are concerned
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>>144129165
>mfw you're banned for abusing the system
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>>144128714
Master/Parasite
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IM LITERALLY GETTING POCKETED BY OUR MERCY

AS FUCKING REAPER
REAPER

LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK
HOW CAN MY TEAM BE SO FUCKING SHITTY THAT OUR GOD DAMN HEALER POCKETS THE ASSASSIN
THIS HAS HAPPENED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I PLAY REAPER IN THE PAST 5 GAMES

WHY CAN I NOT GET A SEMI FUCKING DECENT TEAM
WHY BLIZZARD

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144129170
>late night
>finish last game, sent back to menu due to "lack of players"
>hold button to cancel search
>instantly find a game, have to quit

Why would they make the search cancel hold last 10 years?
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>>144128714
I was going to say "playable skeleton" but then I realized every character technically is a playable skeleton already
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>>144129258
>junkrat and pharah spamming my shield in a corridor
>soldier literally goes in front of my shield and falls dead 2 feet in front of me

but why senpai
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>>144128952
Yes, I agree
>>144129023
I like both
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>>144129019
She's awful. Her niche is so tiny that if she were gone, no one would notice.

We already play as if she's not there 98% of the time. Why not just make that 100%?
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>>144128328
Mercy and the junkers make the best couples. I don't even know why. I want them to go on adventures and roadhog act all flustered around hr.
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I love the Lone Wolf Hanzo skin but I suck with him as a character. Is it worth investing time in so I can become Mononoke? I see people complaining about bad Hanzo players all the time.

>>144128229
I really feel like I'm being baited at this point. All I'm gonna say is if you have the patience for CSGO you should have more than enough patience for Overwatch. The learning curves aren't even comparable. I've put hours into CSGO and I seriously suck dick and I got the hang of Overwatch within an hour or so.

And that is exactly what's supposed to happen with Roadhog. Must have been a glitch.

>>144129026
lol supporting Shitbox in 2016

Pitchford is a smarmy cunt who used other people's money to shit out a horrible excuse for an Aliens game then lied about it and turned a profit. I hope every game they release bombs ten times as hard as Battleborn has
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>>144128714
Skeleton character.
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>no one picks a tank or healer to go along with me playing tank or healer
>go widowmaker or d va

yeah fuck you niggers too
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>>144129258
Whenever I stand behind one of his rectangles, it breaks in about 4 seconds then we all die. I also can't see a fucking thing through it so am just blindfiring.
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>>144129218
All healers heal up after not taking damage, Lucio is the only healer who has an active ability that heals himself
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>>144128714
Bob Ross / painter hero
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>>144129230
>I have never faced a good McCree who literally camps all of the indoor locations so his counters don't work against him
>Defending a hero who can deal 900+ damage while moving
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>>144129145
I already said I turned it off because it was ruining my immersion. Couldn't figure out a single lore based reason for the heroes to glow red.
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>>144129020
>Mercy w/ randoms is suicide
Only the incompetent ones.
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who /50meme/ here?
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>>144126547

>Defend on Hollywood
>Play as Zarya
>My team is one Genji, one Phara, a Widow Junkrat, and a Mercy
>I am the onlyone stopping the payload and the rest of the team scatters around looking for those crazy 420 nonescope kills (Mercy follows the Phara)
>Ask the team to at least choose one more tank or a turret, since i cant defend the payload on my own.
>No one changes
>Payload gets pushed until the last section. Literally one more inch and we lose.
>Overtime
>Team gets completely destroyed, only i stand alive.
>Manage to survive and block the payload until teams revives.
>Ult enemy team and we all killed them
>Faggot on my team say ''I cant believe we won!''
>Objective time Zarya nearly two minutes (on defense)
>Genji gets The votes since he was the pog thanks to my ult

I know why we won faggot.
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>>144128967
I get that by nature of random matchmaking average team levels wont be balanced but for fucks sake I have so many games like that where the level difference is obscene
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>>144129109
There are only two supports. Don't make there be only one.
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>>144129230
They probably wanted to act before the game loses credibility from teams running double McCree every single tournament game.
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>>144126915
Level 46 and still none.
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>>144129258
Just give it up man people aren't going to listen to you.
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>>144128206
I wanna lick those lips
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>>144127764
as a pharah main, you have to pretty seriously outplay the other pharah to kill her mid air

You have to predict her movement in 3 dimensions to land a direct hit (!) with a delayed weapon, compared to killing a ground-based hero where you only have to predict 2 dimensions and splash damage can do a lot of the work for you.

so yeah, pick widowmaker or some shit, it's way easier to kill pharah with her

pic unrelated
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>>144129226
Well thats also one of his problems. He's universally problematic because he is both stupidly useful in actual scrims but also has such a high skill floor that any moron can FTH his way to gold
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>>144128714
DoT hero.
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>>144128714
Support sniper aka Pharah's mom.

I don't care about anything else.
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>>144126547
Zarya is the most underrated waifu.
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>>144129537
so mei
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>>144129230
>Only hero in S rank
>Consistently double picked in pro games
>NAH HE'S FINE, JUST GET GUD
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>>144129165
I only report players when they say GG first as the winning team otherwise it's fair for them to win 50% of the matches against me because that's blizzards system.
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>>144129183
Ambiguous Mei in thick overcoats. Some of her sprays imply at least big tits.

And there was the initial concept art (but I don't think it is accurate any more).
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>>144128714
>tfw no grenade launcher wielding luchador
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>>144129429
It's a video game sport retard, don't put yourself at a disadvantage
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So why does D.Va have the most obnoxious players/posters?
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>>144129562
Would be nice to have Ana show up. All the other original Overwatch members are already in the game.
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>>144129019
>tfw making people suck my balls, even when behind their faggot Reinhardt's rectangle
>tfw watching antsy Genjis and Tracers get beamed the fuck down diving me and frantically searching for a health pack
>tfw watching the enemy Reaper dive into your team blob, get fucked, and then ghost away into another one of your turret nests
>tfw hiding as the enemy finally breaks through and slapping down a teleporter as 4 allies spawn
>tfw beaming down bitch niggas on point with the rest of your team, forcing them back
>tfw as they retreat they run into yet another turret nest

fucking love Symmetra
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>>144129059
>Trying to logic at a person making excuses for McRightclick

If these people were smart they:
A) Would know better
B) Not get personally upset over the idea that they might play an imbalanced hero

D.VA fags are the same way, just on the other end of the spectrum.

Reminder that if you're genuinely good at McCree you shoulnd't care about nerfs and if you're genuinely good at D.VA you should be happy about buffs.
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>>144129525
>babbies first Tribes duel
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>>144129258
>tfw playing Reni on attack King's Row
>enemy team has two Bastions
>we have one Widow, two Soldiers, a Mccree and a Zen
>no one wants to kill them before they can take down my shield, only focusing supports or flanking
>happens three times and our Widow types "wtf reinhardt use your shield I'm trying to kill them"

IT ONLY TAKES TWO FULLY CHARGED SHOTS TO KILL

we lost that one too
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>>144128817
u gay nigga
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>>144129230
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Why does Zenyatta have the coolest highlight intros?
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>>144129212
You just can survive more with Lucio. You can't get bursted because of his self healing.
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>>144127764
It's insanity to kill Pharah a Pharah.

You'd have an easier time trying to shoot her with your E
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>mercy walks onto point
>presses q
>instantly revives 1500 hp worth of characters and you lose
this is fucking horse shit she should at LEAST have to finish the fucking animation
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>>144129039
>tfw shad will never draw Mercy with a smug face fucking a femboy
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>>144128817
me too
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>>144129710
>no one wants to kill them before they can take down my shield, only focusing supports or flanking
>before they can take down my shield
so full 1.5s?
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>>144129750
To balance out the fact that you will never see them.
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>tell team they need to protect the healer
>retards start talking back
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>>144129591
>>Consistently double picked in pro games
If not him, then someone else.
It's a vicious cycle.

There will always be someone to bitch about.

Instead, tell Blizzard to limit agents to one of each per team.
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>>144129525
It's a lot of fun, though. The best type of duel OW has to offer.

>>144129589
She's not really a DoT hero. You can't just leave people to die on their own like you could with the Pyro.
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>>144129750
Because Zenyatta is amazing and the apocalypse is coming when he gets buffed at the end of the month.
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>>144129425
Payload doesnt move and points wont get captured by camping

A good McCree excels at LEFT CLICKING
Bad McCree tries to faceroll with flashbang + rmb at close quarters.

Just play a fucking Hog and 1 shot him constantly with your hook lmb combo
sorry, forgot that you're shit
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>>144129664
Because she's a young Asian female
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In regards to the DVa buff, does anyone think that they may increase her dps? Like in theory they aren't doing anything to her actual damage per tick, but her dps overall, so she can get the same amount of damage out just faster? Probably just wishful thinking, the only thing else that they may do is increase the tackle damage, as the solid engaging damage was nerfed, and then nerfed again with the melee nerf, so they may be equaling that out more instead.
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The last two skins tied, help me out team.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10373199
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>tfw I keep getting matches where no one wants to play mercy or lucio

FUCK

new supports when?
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>>144129358
Last night you posted this you actually made me go fap to some femboys on /trash
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>>144129650
Yes but it also lets me use the camo as it's intended so it's a trade-off.
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>>144129674
Seriously its this really awkward shit where from even early beta it was obvious mccree was a problem. Yet he had so many apologists that people just accepted it.
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>>144129764
OR she could have 2x longer charge rate offset by some more survivability.
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>>144129665
She will be sombra and we'll have some delicious mother/daughter drama and pharah getting ass blasted
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>>144129750
he's the coolest hero

>>144129836
i guess yeah, but in tf2 health packs are a lot more common and medics will know a lot easier if you're burning to death compared to in ow where i sometimes die because i didn't realize i was at 25% hp for like 2 minutes
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>>144129858
b-b-but skill shouldn't count in rock paper scissors, anon
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>>144129664
please tell me this picture is a joke
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>>144129814
>tfw finally got POTG as Zenyatta
>Showed off that fuckin Transcendence highlight intro

10/10

It was a pretty crappy play but I don't even care
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Junkrat is the greatest. His 'fuck off' concussion makes all my problems go away.
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>>144129917
Cavaliers have it in the bag
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>>144129319
>playing Widow on def w/ Mercy on team
>enemy has Rein
>Mercy with me for some reason
>giving me the heal beam instead of the amp damage beam
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>>144128079
Well, it appears I'm late to the party, but I'm glad you asked anon! Jesse McCree is the most factually interesting character in the game, with an amazing backstory. Here are five facts about Jesse McCree and his backstory!

1. McCree's backstory is behind him!
2. It talks shit behind his back!
3. It's a plump, well rounded backstory!
4. Please BOUNCE it in my FACE

That'll learn ya!
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>>144129664
>enemy team has two d.vas
>they both keep spamming WINKY FACE WINKY FACE WINKY FACE
>play like absolute trash
>stationary deployment of ult
>WINKY FACE WINKY FACE WINKY FACE
>can't get kills
>WINKY FACE WINKY FACE WINKY FACE
>never chase or go after our squishes
>WINKY FACE WINKY FACE WINKY FACE
>stand on the frontlines shooting at our rein and get killed over and over
>WINKY FACE WINKY FACE WINKY FACE
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>>144129140
>and, when they do die and it'd be a good time to res them, I'm dead too because whatever wiped them was enough to kill me
as mercy you really need to be ready to completely abandon your team if they get ulted, just fucking cut ties and run, dash to some backlines friendly target.

then fly back to the corpses and res to completely nullify their ult

and in generall you don't want to be that close to the people you're healing. heal around corners and stuff, the beam has a long ass range
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>>144129858
>Payload doesnt move and points wont get captured by camping

Are you putting McCree into the role of a tank/support like some kind of moron? He's a backline ass fucker, not a pusher. He flanks and gets kills just like Reaper.
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>>144129815
>healer constantly walks away from the shield
>constantly flies to teammates who are on suicide missions
>trickles in and uses their nerf gun to take on the roadhog
>"i'm going to switch off if you guys dont protect me"

this literally happened today, and everyone told the guy to fuck off. was this you
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>>144129936
Sounds great to me
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>>144129763
those fucking tribes players can. They've been doing this shit for years.
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>>144129386
The trick to Hanzo is not trying to go for fully charged snipes every time. You have infinite arrows, someone's gigantic head hitbox will get in front of it eventually.
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>>144129917
everyone has a mercy legendary

save your gold and get cobalt or amber
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>>144129858
>just play hog
>implying mccree doesnt just stun fan, roll fan and you die without any effort
LOL
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>use genji M2 against widow maker
>can barely hit because she's thin
>she jumps like crazy so I miss half of them because of the vertical movement

Should I just use M1 against stick figure characters regardless of range?
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>>144129669
>a good player would step aside 5 mins ahead of time and not get hit
>a good player would hear your beam, turn 360 degrees and walk away
>a good player doesnt walk into slow-moving murderous projectiles
>your teleporter is NEVER that effective
>any other hero could kill just as effectively in that situation
>lol, now you're just inventing scenarios

symmetra is shit
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>>144129580
I would let her hug me like I am big fuzzy siberian bear!
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>>144130045
Why the FUCK has nobody uploaded scans of the artbook yet?
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>>144127764

Airshooting Pharahs is difficult as fuck. You might as well ask your team Tracer to hunt down their Tracer (protip: not going to happen this decade).

With that said, all hardcore Pharah players always end up having air jousts with each other if they happen to meet on the same platform on Gibraltar for some reason. I guess it's a penis thing.
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>>144130008
;)
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>>144129954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxxxQEF0vP0

They sound like they're joking but it's still painful
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>>144127084
Do you just want it to be shitty greentext or fan fiction-tier short story format?

Since the only characters that qualify to be shotas are from the first short, do you want the older or the younger kid?
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>>144128714
you posted it

kamen rider when
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>>144129798
if five of my teammates are shooting a single bastion then at least we can take one out, wait for shield to recharge, then kill the other
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>>144129386
>I really feel like I'm being baited at this point.
Just do what I said, for fuck's sake. Instead of arguing from your point of view of someone who's played like 10,000 hours of FPS, get anyone who doesn't play games and show them CSGO gameplay, show them OW gameplay. Your experience has made you lose perspective entirely, you'll see this if you do what I say. You picked up OW quickly because of you countless hours of previous experience, not because of anything innate to the game itself.

There's no comparison, CSGO is an understandable thing, soldiers fighting each other with conventional weaponry. CS is effectively virtual paintball. Some guys with guns that behave the same with very few exceptions, and those exceptions are still normal, real weapons. OW is 21 insane cartoon characters all doing totally different things; teleporting, flying, transforming, some can build, some hook, some lay traps. All going on at once like a firework display occuring around a bunch of Pixar character blimps in the sky.
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>>144129945
True that, but watching run for a health pack when they only had 20 HP left was the fun part.
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>>144129170
it's carefully calculating how best to force50 you
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>>144130070
Wait, McCree can actually melt tanks? I thought it was just a meme
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>>144129918
>tfw I keep getting matches where no one wants to play mercy or lucio

Well, I've got 6 hours on Lucio even though I don't like playing support and I finally said fuck it. If the assholes on my team don't want to win, I'm just gonna play team deathmatch
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>>144129472
jesus christ how terrifying
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>>144130038
N'ah, I quit before it gets to that stage and I only rarely fly to people YOLO'ing shit.
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>>144129750
To make getting potg as Zenyatta even better
>MFW I get to break out Harmony and Discord.
>MFW I will get to see it more when the Zenpocolypse happens
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>>144129665
WHO IS LIAO?
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That Mercy skin when ?

http://i.imgur.com/n0ZDfuO.jpg
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>>144127651
Making people switch characters is the best feeling
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skin tight is the best
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>>144130119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-RF_IADRHs

jesus christ
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genuinely tired of this character being on every team every game
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>>144128079
McCree is a MTF trans.
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the gr8 deb8
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>>144126763
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>>144130217
When you get laid
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why the fuck is junkrats trap nearly impossible to see. its so fucking bullshit
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>have lost last ten games in a row

im just going to kill myself
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>>144130102
It's 493 pages long. Shit takes time.
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>>144128268
yes, and it'd be a great hero

fite me nigga
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>>144128398
>Mercy
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Overparents are the best ship!
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>>144130171
FtH is fucking stupid as that, combined with the reload roll, you insta delete tanks
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>>144130265
That's not Hanzo/Widowmaker

I hardly ever get Reinhardt on my team
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>patch hits
>fps suddenlyl goes to 20-30
LOVE BLIZZURD.
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>>144130265
Make the other "tanks" capable of tanking then
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>>144130265
Same can be said for McCree, Genji and Widow
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>>144128206
>tfw you will never slide your meat wand down d.va's throat as she looks up at you
>tfw you will never ult down her throat
WHY
EVEN
FUCKING
LIVE
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>>144129818
Limiting heroes would be problematicâ„¢, just like actually having ammo limits anon.

Most of this games problems all spawn from unlimited ammo. Because it would be toxicâ„¢ for players to spam and actually be punished for it.
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How am I supposed to get good at this game when it feels so bad to be bad? I'm bad at aiming so I basically can't play any offensive heroes effectively, especially widowmaker and mccree. I really like Tracer but I could be so much better with her than I am. It's depressing that I can't play anything but support or tank without feeling like I'm holding my team back. Even if I do decide to practice it's a fucking rarity that I'm not forced to pick tank or support because others never pick them.

Why don't we just have a custom game lobby? I don't have enough friends to get them to play with me, and I could see things like widowmaker only / headshot only being great for improving aim.

And please don't even mention the training room or playing against AI, they don't help one bit.
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>>144130217
THIS Mercy skin when?
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>>144129258
>Retard with the rectangle sees a squishy like 50m away
>Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge
>Now he is dead and we have no rectangle
neat
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>>144130231
>that cameltoe
nah dude
nah
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>>144129525
have you never played tribes or quake or even tf2 airshot servers
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>>144130213
Totally forgot they added another founder.
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>>144128714
I'm just preparing my anus for when they inevitably put in a spy type hero with stealth.\

and your team will have 2 mouth breathing retards playing them while the enemy team has 1 that's gregor
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No point of playing Quick Matches till they
A) Remove the abundance of mathacks
B) Balance
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REMINDER THAT ONCE YOU HIT RANK 100 YOU GET A STAR UNDER YOUR PORTRAIT BUT YOUR RANK RESETS TO 1 AND SO DOES YOUR XP REQUIREMENTS TO LEVEL

meaning hitting rank 101 will result in lootboxes showering upon you for 20 levels.
as well as rank 201
301
etc
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>>144130353
I am starting to think someone at Blizzard has a cowboy fetish
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>>144130102
>Expecting people that PAID for extra stuff to share it with parasites
God damn man you are so entitled. Are you white irl?
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>>144130171
You kill a tank and burn your abilities, then the rest of their team takes you out unless you're playing against the shitters from this thread.
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>>144129750
Not only highlihts, also best skins, victory poses and banter. Zenyatta is the best and didn't deserve that nerf.

>ywn have a sensei like zenyatta

Why even fucking live
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>>144129918
I do want new supports. It is bullshit that there is only two.
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>>144130265

To be fair he is the only 'true' tank. All the other 'tanks' are fighters that are built like brick houses
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>>144130265
>getting pocket healed
>enemy comes into close range
>keeps the shield up
>doesn't bother to swing or charge
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>>144130420
>mathacks
???
uwotm8
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which one?
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>>144130506
mariachi by far
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>>144127651
>>she switch to mccree
>>fuck him up
No you didn't.
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>>144130436
That's why McCree is used all the time in high level play, right?
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>putting my orb on a D.Va charged my ult in less than a minute
I know who I'm pocketing from now on.
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>>144130265
He's the best tank in the game, what more do you want?
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>>144130506
el blanco
less edgy on both counts
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>>144130506
neither go fuck yourself for playing reaper
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>team gets dicked on all game after i stop playing like a god, end up with 32% damage share
>end of game comes and i'm killing 2 people by myself away from the point
>teams gets clean 5 killed in a 5v4 with no return kills
>dude you have to stay on the payload

fuck off holy shit
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>>144130504
Replacing models with models that can be seen through walls. Material Hacks, undetectable in TF2 and this
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>>144129763
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=YiXeqFP50zw
mute your sound
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>>144130430
>Somewhere in Blizzard, someone is jerking off to framed pictures of John Wayne and Clint Eastwood
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>>144130084
>t. carwashed reaper
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>>144129358
they should add some more mech pilots, MEKA is an entire unit and they hired more than just DVa right?
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>>144130615
t. winston main
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>>144130089
thick muscle chicks thread?
>>
This game became way more enjoyable when I realized it's just a Call of Duty with bright colours.
Same slot machine shit, but spawns aren't random, so your best bet is to hang back with something game changing like Mercy ult, wait for enemy team to blow their shit, and then counter them.
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>>144130671
Only D.Va is good enough.
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>>144130640
Why does this game even allow custom files anon?
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>>144130506
Right if you want to have fun, left if you want to be an obese micro penis edgelord that will never have intimate contact with a woman irl.
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>>144130571
competitive players please go
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So Widowmaker as a waifu is basically
>Comes home from long mission.
>Relax and cuddling and affection
>Make her dinner or bring something home
>Delicious "mission completed and I've missed you" sex all over the household
>She's probably dressed and ready to leave by the time you're waking up.
>A kiss goodbye and a "I'll see you soon mi amore." or something like that.

Is that what "Waifumaker" fans see in her? If so I can get behind it.
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>>144130615
reaper's a pretty useful DPS for keeping tanks off the front lines and if they're good at flanking, for fucking up the back lines
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>>144130658
>Implying you don't.
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>>144130646
yes but these people are clearly gods
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>>144130702
gross
get out
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>>144129750
>>144129750
>>144129750

That emote where he has like 4 arms come out that starts clapping and then he fistbumps one is GOAT, i'm waiting for the day I use it and get POTG

>>144127764
I air duel pharahs all the time but it usually ends with one of us retreating so ya. You're not going to end it unless they're near a wall (splash damage) or you can consistently nail them with direct hits
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>>144130385
In exactly the same position as you. This is the least fun I've had with a game in memory. The one thing keeping me going is the lingering remnants of my excitement for the game, thinking it would be a fun experience and not just repawn, die, respawn, die, like every other FPS I've ever played.
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>>144130389
>her tits right in Torbjorn's face

The Molten Core is ready
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>>144130506
BRING ON THE MARIACHI BAND
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>>144130662
Carwashing? Does that mean getting fucked over with lasers in a small corridor?
I like it
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>>144130389
Also Viking Torbjorn.

If I had to guess though if they ever did release those as skins it'd be around Halloween. Just a hunch.
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>>144130347
Mercy isn't the same age as 76! They are two different generations of Overwatch.
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>>144130671
>gook progamers

He'd be in pajama pants and crocs
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Every single match I'm in has some high level Widow main that obliterates half the team if given a few seconds.

It's just fucking awful how she centers the whole game around her much harder than a Bastion in shitter MMR could ever do. Either one guy spends the whole game doing nothing but going Winston and suiciding in her face, hoping the team capitalizes on the distraction, or you're getting wiped in a few seconds because apparently instagibbing 200 hp heroes with bodyshots is perfectly fine.

Seriously, against what shitters do you have to play to think Widow is even remotely balanced? There's not a single real weakness to her. She doesn't require careful aiming for heads, as bodyshots deal a fuckton of damage, she charges quickly and isn't punished for missing because lmao 1 second charge time and fast fire rate, she has 200 HP and mobility to just grapple to her team when being jumped, she has a SMG for close quarter that deals pretty fucking good damage, she got a venom mine that can be used to launch into someone's face, she got a wallhack that charges quickly and is only very quietly announced to the team.

Yes, I'm mad. Widow is so obviously fucking overtuned, it turns every game into a shitfest.
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>>144130734
>>McCree is not insanely good

You are the one who said McCree is only good against shitters when he is used ALL THE TIME in high level play, two on one team even
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>>144130070
JUST STAY OUT OF HIS RANGE, HOOK AND KILL

DO YOU REALLY THINK ROADHOG'S HOOK HAS JUST AS SHORT RANGE AS REE'S FLASHBANGS?
DON'T BE A FUCKING RETARD HOLY SHIT

I have around 80% win rate as hog and never have I EVER had a problem getting rid of McCree's. The hook has incredibly long range and even indoors you can throw prediction hooks around corners, the hook has a fucking 6 second cooldown anyways
also learn to use the fucking rmb of hog, you can shoot anybody from a much longer range, not even cree's flashbangs can reach you

You people are just so fucking incredibly bad at the game. This community is so fucking sad, but it's always the same for every game
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>>144130469
I would play lucio but his weapon is so weird that I just hate using it, I spend the entire match just running around pressing shift and E which is boring as fuck

>tfw someone picks symmetra as the team's sole support again

blizzard pls
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>>144130070
mccree can only kill roadhog if his hook is down, even if he gets a flashbang + 1 fth off
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>>144130702

this is gayer than traps
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>>144130737
she has basically no emotions except killing intent. she has no interest in being your waifu unless you have some kind of importance in which case she'll seduce you then slit your throat in the night
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>>144130750
You've never played tribes do you
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>>144130856
shitty competitive players unable to kill a slow and loud cooldown-ridden faggot please go and STAY go
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>No Supports
>No tanks
>pick Reinhardt
>somebody else picks Lucio
>they switch to Widowmaker on their first death
>we lose because everybody has to be either Reaper or Genji
>we lose and I get gold medal for eliminations
>I got 3 kills
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>>144130815
(THATS NOT MARIACHI)
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>>144130131
Does it have to be a character in-game?
If so, then older kid I guess.
As for how you want to write, you can do whatever you feel like, man.
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>>144130385
>>144130795
Your MMR will go down eventually.

I had a few unhappy moments yesterday, but then we crushed it, because matchmaking wanted me to win and pretend I am even remotely capable.

You should've seen our POTGs, it is like people primary firing at two stationary targets.
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>>144130931
You're a shitty troll
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>>144129153
>>144129047
>>144129089
Eh, I don't care but some anons don't like to be exposed
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>>144130006
Thank you, anon! I appreciate Jesse McCree so much more now!
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>>144130907
nah but I want to now, people still play ascend?
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>>144130416
only one solution

Become the Gregor
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>>144130646
pharahs or junkrats projectiles not carrying their momentum feels bad as fuck
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>>144130842
your best bet as a low-skill widow counter is DVA. boost and defense matrix into her face, dva's armor eats a lot of the damage from her SMG and you can chase her around if she tries to escape

yeah i know winston is technically better but i feel like it's harder to use him for this
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>>144130886
Well not really. You're still fantasising about putting your cock into a member of the opposite sex, into a vagina. As opposed to putting it into a man's asshole. I mean think about it, if you want to fuck a trap, that's like being attracted to a woman that shits out of her vag. Would that turn you on? Would you want your dick anywhere near that vag that shits?
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>>144130829
>around Halloween
Pretty obvious, but >5 months away
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>>144130070
>I don't know how to land a hook and then left click
sounds like you shouldn't be playing video games
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>>144130996
You suck ass at the game and rely on the developers to nerf your Achilles tendon because it reminds you of how your mom used to wipe your ass while you were in the 8th grade.
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>>144130871
>Just be in a large open area and hook the mccree


Im sure you do buddy, its why you've totally posted you're stats already. But you won't because you are just lying on an image board :')
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>>144130945
>too many snipers
>no supports
>no tanks
>no builder
JUST
U
S
T
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>these fucking tryhards with mics calling shit while in quick play.
lol.
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>>144131013
it had a brief spike in playerbase after the patch a few months ago and hi-rez's promise to work on the game more, not sure where it's at now
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>>144131068
FDs a cute
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>>144130878
When I pick Synmetra, I expect someone else to pick support. I deserve a game when I am not a fuckjng tank or support.
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>>144130750
>>144130907
Agreed, these are pretty basic shots. Shooting a pubby Pharah out of the air is not that hard.
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>>144130265
well, it's the only one that allows you to efficiently push when under fire. The other tanks, even roadhog, are more about disruption.
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>>144130895
She seems to have a bit of them. Just heavily suppressed. She's too smug and teasing at times in her dialogue for them all to be gone. Plus her old personality is in there somewhere.
Besides, she's apparently susceptible to brainwashing. Just join Talon and don't suck. They might program her to be your waifu when not on assignment.
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>>144130084
>lol, now you're just inventing scenarios
no, all those things have definitely all happened, and in the same life even

if it doesn't work for you man that's cool too, but Symmetra is my favorite defense hero by a huge margin, and can be a huge asset to a defending team if played well

I'll be the first to admit that when she's bad, she's BAD
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>>144130737
less cuddling more close the door, hands around your neck ripping your clothes off with a blank lifeless expression and having her way with you with some blood involved

then cuddling
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>>144129185
>join game
>we're level 40+
>enemy team has two level 80's and one level 76
>still play because we're not faggots
>win
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>>144130979
Don't get your hopes up, though. I just like writing about D.Va's one sided crush with Dad 76 and possibly awkward flirting between Genji and Mercy due to Torbjorn fucking around.
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>>144131135
>he didn't mute all voice comms the first time he opened the game
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REMINDER TO ALWAYS GIVE A FIVE SECOND COUNTDOWN ON MIC BEFORE USING YOUR ULT as well as a location and what ult you're using

>throwing blizzard just behind the payload in 5.....4.....3

you'd be amazed how much fucking awesome ult synergy you can get by doing this, especially if you're zarya, guaranteed team wipe
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>get 5 kills with a D.va ult on the last point of Kings Row attack
>Potg is the enemy mercy pressing Q just outside spawn

JUST
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>>144130842

>their widowmaker is a fucking god that has 75%+ scoped accuracy, never gets flustered when winstons dive her and makes soldier 76 pulse rifle look like shit
>your widow can't even kill a zenyatta, falls off sniping perches and then grapples back up to get killed by a tracer without hitting her once and uses her ult only after you team wipe them so you can see them running back from spawn

every fucking game
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>>144131058
They really should, but then again it would suck for jumping backwards and shooting pharah rockets because they would go slow as fuck
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>>144129927
McCree HAS been nerfed since then.

His main fire used to have more range and damage so he could fuck you up from close OR afar.
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>>144131259
can you do that? I thought you had to do it for every new person you meet.
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>>144131127
>no builder

I swear to god the number of times someone picks a Torbjorn against a team of Junkats, Widows, and Soldiers is too damn high (and by too high I mean everytime fucking game)
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>>144130842
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>>144131103
>stun hits mccree
>if hes even remotely near you he just tosses nade while you hook
>magically your hook disappears (even if it connects)
>proceed to get nothingpersonalkid.webm
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>>144130737
That's the most delusional thing I've ever read. It's even in white knight territory of wanting to save a damaged as fuck woman. Also she's been raped. Do you really want someone that was raped?
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>>144131135
is stating that someone is flanking or behind us "calling shit" to you?
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>sniper in tf2
>have to actually hit headshots or little damage
>widomaker
>can do high damage just bodyshotting people
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>>144131275
>"Me pressing Q was more impressive than him pressing Q! /owg/!!!!"

Ok
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>>144129432
reminder that forced 50 isnt real
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>>144131068
As I said, most of the time I'm no longer getting matched against shit Widows. They know what they are doing, they can quickscope, they are in stacks where a Mercy just flis on her ass as soon as she takes 1 damage, D.Va doesn't do anything anymore and Winston also rarely scores a kill because she still got easily enough time to grapple to her healslut. Yet I'm still forced to suicide charge her as Winston because it buys at least a few seconds of distraction.
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>>144126547
Is there some reason as to why all Overwatch characters are disabled?

Symmetra - missing an arm and autistic
Genji - cyborg, no dick
McRee - missing an arm
Junkrat - no arm and leg
Tracer - can't remove that time device
Pharah - quadruple amputee (most likely)
Reinhardt - No eye
Soldier - poor vision - needs the visor
Torbjorn - no arm

etc.

Seems like most characters ar missing limbs, why is that? This is a legitimate question.
Roadhog - needs mask and toxic fumes
Widow - can't feel (almost)
Lucio - no legs
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>>144129436
Some people are swayed by flashy statistics. It's an unfortunate fact.
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>Next patch
>Farah rocket speed x1.1
>Splash damage doubled
>French maid costume with cute angel wings
WHO'S WITH ME?
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>>144131395
>thinking 56.2% proves forced 50 isn't real
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>>144131212
Just nerf this fat fucks shield
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the only thing worse than reinhardt is reinhardt players
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>>144131325
This, his primary fire was much stronger during the beta.

He's been demoted to close to mid-range from Jack of all trades.
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>>144130832
>trying to argue with autists and retards
I bet you also tried to argue with the amputeetard. Just ignore or report them and they'll go away.
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>>144131182
I don't at all if I'm defense. Healing is overrated IMO. I don't even switch out on Point B. I think only Vohiyo industries is hard for a Symmetra.
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>>144130737
>and then she kills you in your sleep
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>>144131325
his nerf was actually having fall off. Because he was the best sniper in the game, by far. It wasn't that its ranged was nerfed, it just DIDNT have a range.
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>>144131389
I don't want to hear whiny 5 stacks telling me to stop playing x.
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>Enemy Reinhardt hiding behind shield
>Sprint right into him and engage close range
>He either has to put up with it or get shot down by my team if he tries to retaliate
Why does nobody else do this
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>>144131395

i was at 64% at about 200 games, it will kick in eventually dont worry
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>>144131110
I never fucking said to be in a large open area, you just do the fucking objective and whoever might come against you, you just one shot them
Roadhog is much more OP than McCree, by a mile
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>>144131463
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>>144131419
They're war vets anon.
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>>144130737
> Gets kidnapped
> Brainwashed into murdering her own husband
> Probably used as a cum dump by the high ranking gang members
> Chemically altered to remove her emotions and lower her body temperature, only feels pleasure when murdering
> This is wife material

Sure, if you like lukewarm sloppy 37ths that can't be satisfied until you kill yourself.
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>>144131543
t. dva main
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>>144131419
Because violence damages people? If you're constantly in these situations, you're going to get fucked up. Especially when I'm controlling you.
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>>144131390
>actually hit headshots

Technically no. A lot of the time its easier to bodyshot (w/ full charge) a Scout, Spy, or other Sniper.

Thing is that you have to stand there for 3 seconds to get a full charge, and you have to unscope after every shot, so getting a second body shot on a low enemy is pretty difficult. With Widow you land a charged body shot then spam the trigger and he's dead
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what counters reinhardt+team mates behind shield?
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>>144131419
War is hell dude
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>>144131371
>if hes even remotely near you
Letting him get near you is your first mistake. You hook, hold left click, and after the shot comes out you follow up with a melee attack. This kills almost everybody that isn't a tank INCLUDING McRee.
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>>144131610
Roadhog/Mei main ACTUALLY.
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>>144131419
If you get punched, you get bruised.
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>>144131305
i just keep missing shit in air duels thanks to that stuff, i know i shouldn't predict based on my own movement but fuck old habits die hard
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>>144131560
>rank 6792
>small sample size
>thinks anyone cares about his wood league games
xDD
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>>144131419
Pharah isn't an amp, been confirmed. As for the rest, cyborgs are cool.
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>>144131395
it's forced to be 50% with a variance of 10%

You'll be getting people that will stomp your team along with level 10 or less teammates

You're on the better player side, as people who aren't great are below 50, but not below 40% unless they're just starting to play
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>>144131251
>due to Torbjorn fucking around.
Eh? What's toblerone got to do with it?
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>>144131647
Symmetra/Bastion/Pharah/Junkrat/etc.
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>>144131419
We're getting ready for the "PTSD n shiet" expansion which will introduce a new VN mode where you must help fix the casts slew of mental issues.
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>>144131647
Shooting at the shield will do the trick most times

It amazes me how people don't do this
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>>144131647
Another Reinhardt with teammates
Bastion
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>>144127546
sleep tight reaper
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>>144131604
>>144131616
>>144131654

Is this the real explanation for this? Seems kinda shitty, was expecting those modifications to be on purpose or something.
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>>144131682
>being a ult battery for the other team
no wonder they want you to switch, especially if they have a widow
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>>144127546
Sleep tight Reaper.
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>>144131419
>quadruple amputee (most likely)
[citation needed]
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>>144130842
>Every single match I'm in has some high level Bastion main that obliterates half the team if given a few seconds.

>It's just fucking awful how he centers the whole game around her much harder than a McCree in shitter MMR could ever do. Either one guy spends the whole game doing nothing but going Winston and suiciding in her face, hoping the team capitalizes on the distraction, or you're getting wiped in a few seconds because apparently instagibbing 200 hp heroes with bodyshots is perfectly fine.

>Seriously, against what shitters do you have to play to think Bastion is even remotely balanced? There's not a single real weakness to him. He doesn't require careful aiming for heads, as bodyshots deal a fuckton of damage, he charges quickly and isn't punished for missing because lmao 1 second charge time and fast fire rate, he has 200 HP and mobility to just grapple to her team when being jumped, he has a SMG for close quarter that deals pretty fucking good damage, he got a ult that can be used to launch into someone's face, he got a wallhack that charges quickly and is only very quietly announced to the team.

>Yes, I'm mad. Bastion is so obviously fucking overtuned, it turns every game into a shitfest.
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>>144131419
>>144131616
I'd love for a game like this to incorporate the visual damage on their characters on a life by life basis like Loadout did (more realistic in comparison, obviously).
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>>144131560
I'm glad Roadhog hasn't caught on yet. While I do love playing him, other good ones are frustrating as fuck.
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>>144131419
Because it's the era of cybernetic augmentation and people will happily hack off limbs to replace them with better/more functional ones.
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>>144131419
They're all soldiers
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>>144131272
>nerd on my team starts whispering numbers to me
>can hear his family arguing in the background
>tell him to shut the fuck up

was this you?
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>>144131367
Do you have a folder of smug Widowmakers or something?
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>>144131182
I feel the exact same way but generally I have to fill the tank role or there's no support so I don't want to be that guy that picks symmetra as the only support
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>>144131395
It's not:

https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/ad709e0fc45da1b4

https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/50a3ee8b39c2b139

https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/426bba119576c353
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>>144131764
Roadhog alone carries games, I don't need some cuck healing.
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>>144131743
99% of the time I get most damage done because I just shoot rein shields 24/7 as everyone
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>>144131419
I BET YOUR CIS GENDERED ON TOP OF BEING ABLEIST SCUM
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>>144131419
There have been two separate tweets about Pharah not being a fuckin' amputee.

Lucio has fucking legs. He just rollerskates because niggers.

But uh, people get shot, basiclaly.
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>>144131831
I do.
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>realize I'm really good with hanzo
>start playing him a lot
>level 25
>rarely failing to get top elims now even though people usually dodge my ult unless I'm really creative about it
>getting really good at shotgunning flankers feet with bounce arrow
>level 35
>legitimately surprised if I ever don't top damage or elims
>winstons are starting to be a pain in the ass, though
>level 40
>over 35 games played as hanzo now
>still 70% winrate
>my MMR has fucking skyrocketed
>suddenly there are GOOD TRACERS
>AND THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>THEY SNAP DODGE MY BOUNCE ARROW SHOTGUNS
>THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING I CAN DO

holy fucking shit I wasn't ready for this
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>>144131831
i have few
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>>144131419
what about hanzo dva reaper mei mercy and zarya?
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>>144131715
Can you give me some sauce on that? I'm really curious because it does seem like she has no arms and legs with those thin joints.

Is that an oversight from blizz?
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>>144131710
shitty competitive players please go and take your engorged hateboners with you
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>>144131383
>>144131609
Like I said, I'm trying to understand it. Though it doesn't seem "saving" her so much as "Being her househusband for those few hours out of the week she's at home."
>Rape
While that hasn't been confirmed, that's probably not even on her laundry list of psychological damage anymore

>>144131609
>Gangs
Terrorists. Well equipped psuedo-state sponsored terrorists.
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>>144131743
Does shooting at the shield build towards your ultimate?
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>>144131715
t. haha
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>>144131840

>those tiny ass game sample sizes of pros that only play with 6 stacks is somehow an indication of forced 50 not existing

my sides
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>>144131748
>That tense moment when there's 2 Reins staing at eachother in front of the shield
I just wanna press shift fuck
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>>144131505
>blizzard does this
>basically all tanks are useless, except maybe for winston for disruption
>the """"""""""meta"""""""""" becomes only McCrees and lucios

fuck you
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>>144131987
no, but it pads your damage done stat.
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>>144131498
a chunk of my losses are from playing with my shitter friends yesterday.

>>144131556
This is called "Finding your MMR"
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>>144131840
they probably play with a premade, well organized 6 player team.

The rest will suffer the shitty and MLG teammates to keep us near the 50%
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>>144131987
No but it counts for accuracy.

Unless I'm just magically 5% more accurate whenever fighting reinhardts and winstons.
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>Oh my gosh a legendary
>It's the worst legendary in the game
O-okay
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>>144131609
The cumdump idea turns me on, like a lot.
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What was the patch that downloaded 1 hour ago?

Are there patch notes?
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>>144131840
Gee, are you saying that competitive autists in 6 stacks stomp unorganized randoms?
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>>144131840
>3 profiles
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>>144131879
I don't understand any of this. Sorry not americuck.
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>>144130842
>only very quietly announced to the team.
it's not even that quiet yet i have to yell it out to my stack every time or they wouldn't notice

why the fuck do you niggas not have any kind of hearing
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>>144131918
d.va is probably addicted to adderall or whatever super-strong stimulants they have in the future, given she was a pro gamer
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>>144131182
I don't get why Symmetra is called a support.

Torj has better turrets and better armor, yet hes still called defense.
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>>144132078
Maybe not worst, but yeah das a shame anon.
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>>144131395
It honestly feels like it is. I'm at 59% at the moment but every time I creep above 60 I start joining games at the defeat screen and getting awful teams again and again.
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>>144131419
>Pharah - quadruple amputee (most likely)

It's been confirmed that she has all her limbs. She only wears power armor
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>>144131831
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>>144132078
>hockey lucio
>worst legendary
>not ALLAHU ACKBAR genji or goth zarya/tracer

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet fucked
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>>144131840
>3 examples represent evidence against the hundreds of complains
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>>144131419
A lot of these are your retarded fan canons.

76 is a genetically altered super soldier that can outsprint most of the roster. His visor just lets him shoot with 100% accuracy, his eyes are fine.

Pharah confirmed not an amputee, take your gross limbless fetish somewhere else.

Streetpig lived in a dusty, irradiated wasteland. Not wearing a mask would just be stupid.
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>>144131679
Some reaosn I hook people and they just randomly appear to my sides more often than not. Especially Lucio and I have no idea why this occurs. Generally seems to occur more when I am moving or they are moving a lot. This might explain why its vastly more common with Lucios.
But shits so random its quite infuriating.
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>>144131524
Really? I had a really sick double Symmetra game on Voskaya. I feel there are loads of places for turrets. I'll switch if we lose point A, but that's every map.
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Is there ever a good use for the melee attack when playing heroes like Tracer or Reaper?
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>>144132084
Actually, I can't argue with that.
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>>144131919
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/733462450935189505

https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/734833833422540801
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>No Lucio on your team X

XXXXXXXXXXD
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>>144129335
It's not a hold though, thast's retarded, you just click it with your mouse
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>>144132074
No, they only scrim in custom games because 20 tick is a joke.
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>>144132043
Those two are getting nerfed regardless
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>>144132175
>implying sandnigger Genji isn't one of the best skins in the game
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>>144131739
Its something along the lines of

>"Torbjorn, you are also European, yes? I want to know how to impress Doctor Zeigler."
>"Hmm... Those Swedish girls love it when you call them your Swiss Sweeties."
>"I thought she was from Switzerland, not Sweden."
>"Didn't you know it's the same place? Racist."
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>>144132132
for how strong it is, it should be as koud as FIRE IN THE HOLE
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>>144130485
nothing pisses me off more than seeing a reinhardt being pocketed. he has a fucking shield, he's not taking damage. but your buff on a damage dealer, or heal them so they can be agressive
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>>144131919
There was a tweet.

Someone asked their @PlayOverwatch twitter and got a response saying "it's her armor."

You're gonna have to take my word because I didn't save a screencap.
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>around 15 hours played
>already not feeling it anymore
>even bought 50 boxes during my hype phase

fml desu famalam
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>>144130646
>one airmail per clip

Eh. Also consider that your movement is much more predictable in Tribes, you're basically flying in a curved line. In a Pharah 1v1 you're both going to be going up and down and left and right with the occassional upwards jolt where one suddenly is way above the other. It's a lot messier than Tribes, you can't just take your sweet time to estimate the distance and travel time.

That's not to say it's not impressive, but it's pretty different from playing Pharah.
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>>144131919
all the hero's are caricaturized. its an art style and is not meant to be physically correct. its standard blizzard design, reference the fuckhuge forearms on WoW models.
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>>144132146
Because her shields used to be more significant but then they got nerfed.
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>>144131231
In the context that Symmetra would be successful, anyone could have been so because your enemy was awful.
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>>144132078
That's one of the best legendaries, the fuck are you talking about?
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>>144131840
>3 pro profiles
Anon...
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>>144131609
>>144132084
can we not
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>>144128714
AVP alien style character who has free form wall run. Not lucio or Hanzo, just crawl across everything., upside down even.

Aerial recon support guy. Supply drops and ult is killsat death laser

some another Australian guy with animal motif
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how do i get gud at

tracer
widowmaker
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>>144132196
out of ammo
have to reload
when you need to fill your gun with more bullets
being a dick
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>>144131840
those are all well known top-tier players who most likely play in teams

in fact those guys are the ones that other good 6 stacks are put against in order to force the other groups' winrate down
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>>144131505
>nerf the only thing on the only tank that can take a few seconds of bastion fire

all of the other tanks get shredded by turrets and hes the only one that can openly push a payload
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>>144126909
Yes
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>>144132078
>It's the worst legendary in the game
I'd take that over the garbage I got
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>>144132078
>everyone says this is the worst shit ever
>my most wanted ledge and it'll never fucking drop with my luck
JUST MAKE A TRADING SYSTEM DAMMIT
>>
>soloqueue
>keep getting gold medals
>keep losing

I am starting to regret my purchase
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>>144132067
The "MMR" system as it is now is mostly just a joke anyway. Its vaguely attempting, but mostly jut places you were it wants to.
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>sym turrets die to one hit of anything
>junkrat traps have actual hp values and are a million times harder to see
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>>144132175
Allahu ackbar genji is one of the best legendary skins in the game, you are tastes are shit
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>>144131505
his shield is fine, its his ridiculous damage that is the problem
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>>144132175
Don't you talk shit about nomad Genji. Shit looks cool as fuck.

I'll agree on the goth skins though.
>>
Mariachi
El Blanco
Or
Nevermore

Opinions?
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>join a game
>no support or tank
>leave

>join another game
>three lvl 60 on the other team, obviously premade
>leave

Everytime
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>Start playing Reaper
>mfw

This shit is fun as fuck AND quite good.

If only he had decent skins. The only one I like is purple recolour and MAYBE desert.
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>>144132196
in a scramble in a hallway with no ammo and the other guy is a hit away from death

otherwise no, not really
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>>144132256
Definitely not the best, but yeah, certainly not the worst
>>144132175
Can't disagree on the goths and punks though.
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What will it take for Reinhardt to not be considered the best tank? Will DVa or any other tank ever be considered enough on their own?
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>>144129926
No it doesn't, camo is supposed to hide you from enemy players. The only person who doesn't see you highlighted is yourself, everyone else can see you highlighted, so your camo is not working dumbass.
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>>144131987
No
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>>144132193
Well, I say that because I haven't seen that map too much recently for some reason, and when I do, I don't go to Point B often enough to find all the good sentry spots, or I'm playing an offense hero.
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>>144132239
really, why did they put the tickrate at 20%?

It's like they didn't learn from DICE's mistake in 2013 with bf4.

EVEN WORSE, they actually have 60tickrate, but limit it to 20. It's just dumb as hell.
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>>144132165
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>>144132078
>Talking shit about hockey

>>144132175
Cybergoth Zarya really is the worst.
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>>144132310
Somebody will make a doujin of this soon and you know it
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>>144131919
>>144131993
It is just a shit model. Her feet also clip when she is standing in her default victory pose. Here is the link:

https://mobile.twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/733462450935189505
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>>144132357
Trade your hard earned real life shekels for the chance of getting what you want at the bargain price of 50 loot boxes for only $39.00!
>>
>>144132436
>want to use the purple recolor
>it fucks with my edgy I'M BACK, IN BLACK voiceline
Reaper is suffering.
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>>144131762
Yes, most of them were injured in the Omnic war.
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>>144131716
>it's forced to be 50% with a variance of 10%
its almost like a distribution or something.
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>>144132434
Nevermore, definitely.
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>>144132261
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/6/6b/Widowmaker_-_Personne_n%27%C3%A9chappe_%C3%A0_mon_regard.ogg

hearing this shit clashes so hard in my ears now that i can't miss it
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>>144128362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBjLW5_dGAM
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>>144132337

Bastion is shit and any character can tank a torb turret
You srent the only player on your team
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>>144132419
>that stupid helmet + visor
>ugly swords that don't fit his ultimate at all
>doesn't fit him at all unlike hanzo's samurai wolf legendary

his color scheme and overall suit design from the neck down is good but i can't get over how out of place it is
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>>144132078
>>144132349
Ya'll need to shut the fuck up. This was my first legendary.
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>>144132337
why is roadhog crying? he wrecks rein.
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>>144132337
Its just sad that Rein is basically the perfect tank. There is basically zero reason to play any of the others because of his perfect he is. Mostly this is bringing other heroes to actually be up to the level of tank. Roadhog is, easily, just a slot-fill because they lacked tanks (like symmtra is to 'support').
D'va does some tanking, but mostly does it the same way Winston does by being a distraction (just worse).
And Zarya basically is tanky, but not a tank...like roadhog but he lacks any actual protective measure
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i need a new name
mercy main here ;)
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>>144132451
Give Zarya a 50% CD buff on her shields

I hope you boys are ready for some Cyka Blyat
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>>144132530
Lucio's from fucking Brazil, why'd he wear a hockey outfit?
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>>144132614
WEEWOOWEEWOO
SHIT TASTE ALERT
I DETECT SHIT TASTE OVER HERE
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>>144132503
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>>144132078
>worst legendary
you don't know the meaning of fucking pain
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>>144132331
>tracer
Run places, blink often. If someone starts shooting at you, press E and hope to christ you're behind them.
If your ult is up, run and blink into a group of enemies and toss it(it's like Junkrat's trap in terms of thrown distance), press E or run and blink, or just embrace death if neither are possible.

>widowmaker
There are flash games that test and improve reaction time through clicking. Apart from that, don't get shot.
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>>144132451
A tank that can actually tank for his team that well.

D.Va wants to flank, Winston wants to disrupt inside their team, Zarya wants to get the damage and Roadhog is looking for picks. None of them can shield a fuckton of focus fire like Reinhardt can
>>
>>144132496
Quickplay has 20 tick but custom games have 60 which is why all scrims and practices happen at custom games which does affect your stats and does not give you any exp. That's why a lot of the players at the agentsrising lan where like really low level.
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>>144132434
nevermore. i feel like i'm playing a Dark Siders DLC.
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>>144132691
SwissArmyWife
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>>144132661
How do we make the other tanks good at being tanks? Because slapping them all with armor and shields would be boring
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>>144132349
>Disliking the cutest Mei
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>>144132582
>Liking AC/DC is edgy
This is one of the few endearing things about his shitty personality, man
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>>144132719
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>>144126915
finally got one at like level 26 or something, got Junebug D.Va which I'm SUPER happy with since it's my favorite of her skins and she's getting buffed soon
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>>144132206
Thank you very much
>>
>>144132691
Hurenärztin
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>>144132712
>Calling shit taste over Reaper's best legendary
Gee, how bad can you be anon?
>>
>>144132709
He just happens to like hockey, mentions it in a few voice lines. There's a BR in /hoc/ every once in a while for what that's worth.
>>
Unpopular opinions?

I fucking hate playing with my friends, they don't understand calls, and don't follow simple instructions like "get on the point", or "defend at this chokepoint, don't push up into their spawn".
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>>144126872
too lazy to edit
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>>144132648
I can't even count the amount of times I've blocked roadhog's hook with my shield.
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>>144132834
>short hair

Twintail D.Va when
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>>144132719
>>
BEST SKINS GO:

>Pharah
>McCree
>Tracer
>Widowmaker
>Soldier 76
>>
>>144132801
Again slapping armor/shields on them wouldn't be making them good tanks. Tanks are not called that purely because they are tanky/hard to kill. They have mechanics that either protect or force enemies to hit them. Rein does this near infinite times better than the other heroes do because thats all he was designed for. He is the only "real" tank in the game.
>>
>>144132661
What exactly is he good for besides pushing payloads / paving through defended capture points? If I'm not doing one of those I'd pick a Zarya over him.
>>
>>144132896
>implying that's unpopular
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>>144132709
street hockey is a thing m8.
>>
>>144131781
The only thing worse than shitters who have no argument so they ape others is someone who defends their waifu to the death when it's clear she's op.
>>
Am I the only one who doesn't care much for Hanzos wolf skins?
>>
>>144132802
She's still an ugly, fat, cancerous no skill shitter magnet regardless of skin.
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>>144132791
>SwissArmyWife
This gets my vote
>>
>>144132932
Mechaqueen
Cancer
Slipstream
Cancer
the white one.
>>
>>144132187
>76 is a genetically altered super soldier
You have source on that?
>>
Does "Rate the Match" actually effect the matchmaking, or is it only there for data purposes?
>>
>>144132907
Good lord
>>
>>144132932
>Pharrah

The silver one or the red/white one
>>
>>144132709
They only gave him those skins because of his skates.
>>
>>144132932
any of her legendaries
mystery man
dunno
they're all shit
night ops/stuntman
>>
MADA MADA
>>
>>144132729
>>144132643
Honestly she'd look better if she kept her regular hair.
>>
>>144132995
low test
>>
>>144132932
>anubis
>ebony
>slipstream
>nuit
>night ops 76

objective correct answers here
>>
>>144132826
My roommate is a Reaper enthusiast somehow and while I hated the character at first, the more I watched the movies and listened to his lines, the more I warmed up with him. He knows he's a cringeworthy edgelord in his current iteration and is actually playing along with the whole thing. He's in on the joke.
>>
>>144132932
The white and blue gundam thing
The yellow vigilante
T.Racer
Nothing
The american color stunt suit
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>>144132956
>What exactly is he good for besides pushing payloads / paving through defended capture points?

that's exactly what he's good for retard. And he's the best at it
>>
>>144132691
Get a girl name.
>>
>>144132637
>Not liking a scimitar.
They're some of the best curved swords out there. Designed for quick or heavy slashes, useful from horseback since high speed+curved blades=bisections , and sexy as fuck.
>Doesn't fit his ult at all.
Could you imagine them arabicing up his ult?
>ALTTANIN YUSBIH LI
It'd be hilarious.
I admit that the visor is hit or miss, but it looks good to me, as does the royal scimitar.
>>
>tfw no cool skins for junkrat

He already looks cool in his default I guess. A shame they're forcing him to have batman related legendaries.

The joker ones look meh and the scare crow ones look outright boring
>>
>>144132119
Americans don't use those terms, tumblr does.
>>
>>144132956
>whats good about this apart from playing the objective
Do you even read what you type?
>>
>>144132991
i dont

shit sucks
>>
>>144132932
>Pharah
Mechaqueen

>McSkill
His default

>Tracer
Mountain Dew

>Widowmaker
Huntress

>76
NIGHT OPS
>>
>>144132907
Huh, never thought I would want Asuka anything, but I think it will look really good
>>
>>144133128
His epic ones are both great. The legendaries try too hard.
>>
>>144132932
Mechaqueen
Gambler
Posh
Patina
Strike Commander
>>
>>144132932
>Pharah: Raindancer
>McCree: Riverboat
>Tracer: idk fuck this bitch lol
>Widowmaker: Odile
>Soldier: Daredevil
>>
>>144132932
Anubis or mecha
On the range
Posh
Huntress
IT AIN'T ME

Enjoy, this is the memelord CANCER CANCER free answer.
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>put up reinhardt shield
>suddenly team that was just behind me a second ago magically vanishes
>>
>>144132907
I love short hair, but damn twintails fit her well
>>
>>144132956
>What exactly is a gun good for besides shooting people?
>>
>>144132932
white one
yellow one
white racer one
gold
white one
>>
>>144133023
Supposedly it does. But with how bullshit this matchmaking actually is, I wouldn't count on it.
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>>144132691
If you don't take SwissArmyWife, I'm going to.
>>
>>144133023
hopefully both, likely neither
>>
How to fix overwatch:

Pharah:
>Can now rocket jump as effectively as the soldier in tf2
>knock back bomb thing turned into a second jump, this time in whatever direction pharah is looking at, that deals massive knockback at the point on arrival.

Junkrat
>can now roll grenades by holding the LMB before shooting. Rolled mines explode when an enemy touches them, or more than 8 rolled mines are active on the battlefield.
>can now use grenades to jump as well as the concussion mine.

D.Va
>can use ultimate at any level of charge. 100% deals the same damage as normal, and damage scales down from there based on charge level when ultimate is used.
>human form gains the ability to sprint and wall run.

Mercy
>can now phase through walls by targeting a teammate and pressing shift

Lucio
>removed

McREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>footsteps are 5 times louder than any other footstep sound in the game
>flash bang now blinds people as well by completely whiting out their screen. This screen white lasts 5 seconds, and then fades over 1 second into normal. The AoE of the screen white effect is much larger
>Flash bang doesn't stop people from moving or shooting anymore.

Tracer
>Can now use her ability to move up.
>her time reversal thing also resets all cooldowns that were used within 3 seconds of her using time reversal.

Bastion
>sentry mode replaced with mortar mode

Mei
>melee emits a puff of air that knocks opponents back. Slamming people into walls deals mild damage.

Widowmaker
>charge up time slightly increased
>damage at lower charges lowered (higher charges remain the same)
>grapple cd reduced to 6 seconds
>can now hang and shoot from grapple lines

Symmetra
>ultimate replaced by a group summon. Can summon every living teammemer to the point she is at.
>turret cooldown increased by 5 seconds
>limitation on number of turrets allowed removed

Cuckdwarf
>alt fire of the wrench takes control of the sentry gun and allows manual aiming, while providing a small damage shield.
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>Beta
>Game feels tight and smooth
>lots of fun to play

>Live
>Game feels buggy and stuttery
>Sucks

this hurts my soul
>>
>>144132691
Butterbee

Grab a selfie pic of a girl and make it your profile pic

Add tanks and compliment their skills
>>
>>144128967
can someone explain the forced 50 percent win rate thing
>>
Bone or Golden S76?
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>>144133314
>lucio
>removed

stopped reading there
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>>144132801
It's a playstyle/meta issue. Not all tanks need to be absorbing all the damage from another team like Reinhardt, nor should they be. People need to understand how to utilize the other tanks to get objectives better, and that'll (hopefully) come with time.
Secondly, Widowmaker's OP as shit, and the current counterplay for that at high level is huddling behind his shield to not have your entire team immediately executed. When Widowmaker gets nerfed, other tanks will be more viable.
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Post stats. I bet mine are better than yours, nubs.
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>>144132709
>he didn't play street hockey with his bros in the cul de sac

i'm so sorry anon
>>
>tfw getting bored as playing as the heroes I'm good at and losing when I play as the heroes I'm bad at.
>>
>>144133156
>Mountain Dew
>Not Monster
>>
>>144132746

Scrims are on custom games because there is no other option, not because of tick. Do you really think they scrimmed on Quick Play prior to the 60 on custom games ?
>>
>20 eliminations
>8k Healing
>still lose

NICE FORCED 50
>>
>>144130842
Bruh just LoS her
>>
>>144133401
Bone. Game needs more skeleton related and skeleton based heroes.
>>
>Enemy team are all 30+
>my team all 15 and under

Balanced
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>>144133110
>>144133141
>>144133287
>"Rein is the perfect tank and best pick in every situation"
>Except he's only really good at these couple of things and I'd rather pick Zarya for anything else
>YEAH THAT'S HE SAID RETARD DONT U READ OMG

Stop posting any time.
>>
Have you ever cum in your pants when playing a game? Not fapping, you just get hard and cum. I had this happen for the first time the other day with Overwatch while smashing around Mercy and Widowmaker with Winston.
>>
>>144133023
I don't even know what kind of "data" Blizzard is expecting to find

>we've learned that people rate games higher when they win, and rate games lower when they lose
WEW
>>
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/owg/ I NEED IDEAS, IDEAS FOR CHARACTERS.

>native american damage dealer with throwing axes,
>Luchador that suplexes people
>nature goblin
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>>144133296
>>144133309
That's what I'm wondering about, do those players that whine about forced 50 use the rate match thing at all? Or do they just say everything they lose is bad, everything they win is good? I try to rate every game on if it was an actual close outcome or not and I don't feel like I get "forced 50'd" a lot.

I do get put into really shitty teams on occasion though, as well as put into losing matches to fill a leavers spot (but if I didn't, someone else would).
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>>144133454
Stop playing Zenyatta shitter
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>teammate brags about how easy this match is
>we lose the match with a few yards to go
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>>144132661
Rein is a tank while the other "tanks" are either durable dpsers (Winston, Zarya) or good for nothing other than distraction (D.Va)
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>>144133449
I am saying no pro player scrims in quick play with their whole team. 20 tick is awful for competitive play.
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>>144133524
a girl with a gun and she has big boobs
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>>144133524
A SPIDERMAN
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>>144133467
Bones and skeletons can't be shown in chinese territories, blizzard can't add that
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>>144133314
>human form gains the ability to sprint and wall run
>tiny 19 year old female Korean gamer
>running on walls

Just let her keep her run speed while shooting her cannons. Tweak the cannons a bit as well
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>>144133428
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>>144133454
Jesus fuck how does that even happen?
What were your team mates?
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>>144133483
>because the objective isn't important
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>>144133481
Level isn't skill, though. A level 1 guy could have played the beta for 900 hours, or just be great at FPS, where a level 30 guy could've played no games ever in his life and OW is his first.
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>>144133428
>not having 15+ minutes on fire in one match

Acquire proficiency
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>>144132907
Send this to Blizzard please I need this.
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>>144133314
>make my mains OP!
>remove and nerf everyone who kills me and that I don't like!

Why does literally every list boil down to this and why are the buffs and nerfs presented so monumentally dumb?
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>>144132729
Let us be sad together.
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>>144132394
How are they harder to see? Sym turrets can be on ceilings and be effective. There are a lot of places to put them. Also, they are pretty spammable.
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>>144133580
A SPIDER MAN?
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>>144133509
>people rate games 1 when playing against mccree
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>>144133428
you suck kid
>>
So. I know Genji is a pretty good Bastion counter, but what exactly do you do once the Bastion stops being a complete fucking moron and DOESN'T shoot you while you're deflecting?

I'm not much of a Bastion player, but I've noticed that so many Genjis think that if they just stand in front of you with Reflect active, you'll actually shoot them, which just isn't the case.

Is it a matter of jumping in front of Bastion and waiting for him to start firing, and then pressing E? Because if you let him get a good aim on you and start firing, chances are you're dead before you can react.
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>>144133619
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>>144133594
I take it the skulls on Symmetras legendary are removed then? And the whole day of the dead theme for Reapers legos.
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>>144133314
>human form gains the ability to sprint and wall run.
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>>144133524
A black man from New Detroit or whatever. He grew up a gangbanger, but when he turned 18 he decided he didn't want to be a nigga anymore so he joined the military and was great at urban warfare against the omnics.
He fights in power armor that has shields.
One of his abilities is to drain his shields to power-slide across the ground at the enemy and shoot them with his assault rifle/shotgun drive-by style.
He doesn't use twin UZIs because that's Tracers weapon already.
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>>144132932
>>Pharah
Jackal (thunderbird pretty cool too)
>>McCree
Gambler
>>Tracer
T.racer
>>Widowmaker
Huntress
>>Soldier 76
Commander ofc
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>>144133326
>beta
>tight matches on KOTH with it getting at 99% for both teams
>Only a few times did one team stomp another

>release
>winning is either too easy or impossible
>KOTH has spawn camping and lose at 100% to 0% many times

I feel ya

All so the 50% balance is maintained I guess
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>>144133524
that robot lady with the huge hips who shoots laser boomerangs or something
another mekka pilot but HE is offense instead of """""tank"""""
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>>144133314
>buff tracer
You're going to reach a decent MMR one day and realize the nightmare that would unleash upon the game.

See also
>>144131897
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>>144133691
This is mostly because of a bug, but junkrats traps can kinda merge into the floor at times.
>>
For someone who only ever casually played TF2, or FPS's in general, is this game fun?
>>
>>144133524
I want to have a AVP alien style character that can freely navigate ceilings, walls and floor. That shit was dizzying but cool and I find it weird that more developers never got into it.
>>
post torbjorn potg looking at widowmaker's ass please
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>>144133524
hello blizzard employee, don't they pay you enough to do your own work?
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>>144133428
>Average 00:11 Objective Time
>>
>shit on some premade
>say nothing all game
>they start crying and screaming cuck over and over
if you autists are in this thread right now, fucking kill yourselves
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>>144133643
>there are only 2 game modes and you can only play one side of them

Stop posting.
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>>144126764
Has the best butt, right? right?
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>>144133483
>doing anything other than pushing the payload
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>>144133524
>medic bot that deals in surgery, launches needles filled with chemicals that deal various buffs/debuffs
>An australian mutated TMNT style into some kind of monster
>Heavily augmented cyborg, whose mechanical body is no longer humanoid
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>>144133807
You're exactly who it was made for. It's a fantastic casual game. Play it with your girlfriend or kid brother.

It's a terrible "competitive" game. There are lots of Leaguey Weageys who try to pretend it's an epic skill shooter. It's not.
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>>144133904
Afraid that belongs to screaming naruto robot man.
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>>144133807
Yes
I literally never play fps and this has my balls in a vice
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>>144133524
A Luchador tank would be amazing.

For a Native American I'd rather prefer a medicine man/woman that plants health kits with some kind of resource like Torb's scrap. Maybe they could throw axes too.
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>>144133685
the saddest thing about punk tracer is that the design looks ok until you get to the head
if they changed the color scheme it would look bretty good
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Most of the legendary skins fucking suck

prove me wrong, you cant.
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>>144133750
I know riot had to change and censor a bunch of league of legends ability icons because of them, i don't know how blizzard deals with it
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>>144133701
perhaps he has a sniper rifle that turns into an automatic rifle when not scoped?
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>>144133917
Wait, does this mean Mercy doesn't have a pulse? Is she a robot everything below her head?
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>>144133862
>thread was made 1AM on monday
>500 posts a few days later

>this thread made an hour ago
>over the bump limit
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>>144133881
>2/3 of the game mode are entirely rein bait
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I think Reaper is my favourite char to play as now that I've gotten the hang of him

Once you know how to use him correctly he's very powerful
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>>144133943
>>144133952
That's actually good to hear; thanks anons.
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>>144131647
I find junkrat melts them pretty nicely.
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>>144130231
>dat cameltoe
this is fucked up
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>>144134086
he's still a bad mccree
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>>144134086
is that kc green
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>>144132896
You aren't a good friend.
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>>144133524
Bob Ross / painter
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>>144133987
most of the default skins are superior to all other options
the only things worth spending currency on are emotes and intros
prove ME wrong
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>>144133524
150 hp pygmy that fires poison darts that can wall climb and stick on walls

25 damage a shot but 100 poison damage over 3 seconds doesn't stack
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>>144132896
All of my RL friends are just self-centered assholes bent on doing whatever they want.
They're good, they just don't care about their teammates, even if they've broken bread with them.
I can't stand that attitude. I'd sooner play with a bad team player than a good soloist who's incapable of supporting his team.

I have ONE bro who plays mobas and team-based arena shooters, and he hates them because he played them with our other friends for years and he watched how they all became shitters.

The only time we ever do well is when I suck their cocks as support and they rally around me because I've been spoonfeeding them all match.
>>
>just fought my first cheater

I was wondering why I joined a game where the attackers didn't manage to go past the first building in london
turns out their junkrat had infinite ammo and regenerated every damage you dealt immediatly
attacked him for a good five seconds with Winston right on his face and he never went down, killcam he was never going under 190 hp
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>>144133576
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>>144133627
playing call of duty

>>144133546

I was Lucio
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>>144133570

Scrim is two serious teams playing against each other. A less than full team or a full team playing against a 6 friends grouped together is not a scrim, it's just a pub. Quick Play has matchmaking, Custom doesn't, so they'll always play on Custom because they want to play against this other specific team several times in a row.
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Anyone NA want to play?

Where can I go besides this general to find some of you guys to play with
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>>144133314
>how to break the game
>>
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>>144134086
>shoot in soldier 76's face once
>less than a quarter of his health goes down
>do it again
>he inmediately dies

huh
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>>144133524
Shitty concept ahead.


Alien parasite thing. Primary is emergency melee slash.

Right click leaps and lands on enemies head, sucks health from enemy. If not shot off and the enemy dies, take full control of the character they were playing as. If not killed via headshot, if they die the alien pops out like D.vas mech.

Ult it just turns into an Xeno knock off and kills shit.

150 HP with no host, can attach to walls and ceilings for 7 seconds. Makes tip tap sound like a bug when walking around.
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>>144134271
Sure, Suspirial#1477
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>>144134187
I am legit curious what you think that should entail
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>>144134271
>where can I go besides 4chan to play with other 4channers

uh...
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>>144134187
>Painter waterbender type
I don't know if this is the dumbest or greatest thing. >>144133685
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>>144132932
Am I the only one who loves her security chief skin?

>that sweet ass visor
>that hella /fa/ scarf
>actually has limbs, way sexier
>overall cool desert military style design

fukin anime nerds

As for the rest
Riverboat
Slipstream
Huntress
Commando
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>>144134296
Best overwaifu
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>>144134215
>infinite ammo
>cheater
>health won't go down
>cheater
Were you actually hitting him? He was probably healing/shielded at a better pace then your damage.
>>
Have sjws been complaining about this game at all? I remember that "scandal" with the tracer pose which blizzard replaced with a sexier pose. Does it check off all of their trigger boxes?
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>>144134180
fucked up hot yes
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>>144133524
low damage, low health reality-warping psionic

>localized gravity inversions
>mirror-walls
>folding space in a line, creating a one-way super-fast conveyor
>ult inverts the controls of every enemy within AoE
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>>144134391
I meant like a discord or something

>>144134386
Alright I'll Aomine#11781 I'll add you. I'll see if we can get some more people from here to play too
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>>144134428
99% of triggered shitposting was from /v/
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>>144134416
I don't like Phara, but that is my favorite skin for her as well.
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>>144134428
they can't afford the game
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>>144133314
Soldier76
>aimbot removed, replaced with a called in air strike

Hanzo
>arrow and head hitboxes reduced to rational sizes
>charge up time decreased

Genji
>deflect replaced with a 5 second cd half second deflect.
>Successful deflects reset the cooldown of deflect.

Reaper
>channel time of teleport removed
>after cast time of teleport removed
>can use teleport during wraith form.

Roadhog
>hook range doubled

Zarya
>no changes, balanced

Reinhardt
>shield now bounces projectiles back based on angular momentum

Winston
>can now drop bananas that cause players that run over them to trip.

Zenhyata
>shields increased by 1.
>regains an equal amount of shields every time he heals someone.

General changes:
>people can no longer see how much ultimate you have in kill cams
>everyone moves 1.25x as fast
>head hitboxes halved in size
>spawn distances on attack/defend maps equalized so no side is at an advantage or disadvantage based on spawn distance.
>>
>>144134215
>turns out the enemy mercy was healing him the whole time
>turns out everyone in the game has infinite ammo
>turns out his team never pushed past the first point in L O N D O N because their Winston was busy diving into 3 people behind the point alone
whew laddie
>>
>>144134416
Fuck you on about, the visor and scarf make that skin look shit, it probably would be one of her bests if it didn't have those.
>>
>>144134423
I was with Winston, so yeah I was hitting him
and in the killcam he wasn't using the ultimate, and his health would go down to 190 or so and then quickly back to 200 under my ray
>>
>>144133797
one of these days, you'll get to a decent MMR yourself, where people know how to aim with hitscan weapons.
>>
>>144134086
The only key peice of knowledge you need as reaper is that despite having shotguns, he's not a front line fighter. You still need to flank as the guy.
Like someone else said, hes basically bad McCree. Both of them melt tanks, both of them eat squishies, both of them are deadly behind enemy lines but only one of them is effective at any range and only one of them has a stun.

I feel as though they were both designed top down (character to gameplay) and the devs didn't notice that they're practically the same hero, except that reaper can float.

A lot of heroes have similarities like those. I think this game really was made for having a much bigger cast and we're just supposed to pick one of 2-3 heroes based on who we like rather than the one hero that can do "this" role.

The only exception is Rein, as he's the only real tank in the game.
>>
>>144131897
congratulation on getting lots of damage with a hero who shoots hallway sized arrows
>>
>>144133784
Change him into a loli and I'm sold
>>
>>144128113
roadhogs hook pulls to where you were standing when he hooked his target. Stop moving and this wont be a problem
>>
>>144134534
...
I actually like most of these.
>>
>>144133685
>No Mod skin
It's not like she could get any more blatantly British
>>
>>144133524
Hero that can produce fumes that linger in an area. Passing through it deals damage and adds poison. Also has the blob gun from UT for more area denial. His ultimate releases a powerful poison in a wide area. However, it's effect is delayed and the ult is invisible to enemies.
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>>144127823
Gotcha fampai
>>
>>144134198
Pharah's default skin may give her the most character, but nearly all of her alt skins are more aesthetically pleasing.

Rein's default skin is shit.

Junkrat's default skin is boring.

McCree, Reaper and Lucio are all bad character designs to start, and all of their legendary skins make up for that.
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>>144134668
>not digging shiny reflective visors
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>>144134687
Mercy? Lucio? Lucio ult? Zarya shield?
Was your Winston a shitter?

Lot of variables here.
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>>144134428
>not enough people
>finding you a failed assault with 30 seconds left
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>>144134938
None, it was me and him behind a building, alone
>>
>>144134898
Is that from the CDProjekt Scifi game?

It's been so long that I completely forgot about it.
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> just wrote a fanfiction about Widowmaker being a complete cum slut
> feels good
>>
>>144134898
Not ones that look like bulbous lumps of metal on her face, no.
>>
>>144134761
last change

this person is banned
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>open loot box
>HOLY SHIT LEGENDARY
>mfw its goth zarya
>>
>>144134416
I just don't like the suit itself. It is cool, but I genuinely think plain Pharah is better. Fuck her legends.
>>
>>144134086
I just started playing him today and he's a lot of fun. too bad I'm 0 for 10 in wins.

such is life as a shitter tank/support main
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>>144127198
>slow movement speed
Every hero moves at the same rate.
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> Try out Roadhog on 66
> Doing alright, reasonably intelligent team
> Get potg, finally get to see the hook intro
> It's me using my ult to push DIE DIE DIE off the side of the cliff
So good. I'd buy Pigpen for him but I never get any coins.
>>
>>144134765
Ive been stationary and the shit happens anon
>>
>>144135073
reconsider your life
write it about mercy
>>
>>144135591
*D.Va
>>
>>144135568
Its easy to get pOTG as roadhog, you just have to 'shutdown' someones ult that could have been good.
>>
>>144134356
Doesn't fit thematically at the very least.
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i desperately want widowmaker to sit on my face
>>
>>144135591
Planned. She is the next.
>>
"Anon you fuck, stop camping, can't you play like you are supposed to?"
>Was Hanzo on Hanamura Def
>Three golds
>Joined after first point was already lost
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>when you're McCree and haven't flashbanged anyone in 11 seconds
>>
hnngg
>>
>>144132906
true, but he wins the 1 v1 super easy. there is no way you can kill a hog as rein without help, even if you get a pin on him. maybe with ult.
>>
>>144136718
>>>/vp/
>>
test
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>>144130702
I wanna fell her cock deep in my butthole!
>>
>>144136886
Go away
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>>144132834
She's getting buffed soon? Did Blizzard say? I play her a lot, did they say it anywhere?
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>>144133524
For whatever reason, I always imagined this guy being very luchador-esque.
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>>144133524
We need an omnic dog hero.
>>
>>144130702
Stop fucking calling everything that's out there thick.
>>
> Lucio, Hollywood
> 10k healing
> 3:00 objective time
> Send the game into overtime at least twice by myself with my zippy shoes
> 1 commend
What the fuck else do I have to do to get updoots? I don't understand.

We still lost, by the way.
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