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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22059/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES
Previous thread:
>>143999143
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nth for Traxex is the best waifu
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how do i overcome my shyness /d2g/. i can't talk to me teammates ingame
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Quick /d2g/ who is your favourite dota boy, and whats your steam ID?
My favourite dota boy is oracle.
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I BRING TO YOU THE WINNER OF THE MANILA MAJOR
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>>144034348
Just watch twitch tv/64kb
>>144035706
Templar Assassin.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
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>>144035479
>meme OP
REPORT
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>>144035685
Use the chat wheel, or man the fuck up, and tell them they're pieces of shit if they perform bad, and that they're alright if they do decently
>>144035706
Why do you care? It's not like we could play together anyway due to region differences, lmao
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>>144035479
>word "general" not included in subject
Reported.
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>>144035826
How is it a meme OP?
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>Secret is literally so shit that there aren't even "ironic" fans any more
HOW DO WE FIX THIS SHIT TEAM?
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>>144035937
>Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
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>>144036042
What is wrong about this?
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>>144035765
>couldn't even beat Memedara
So how exactly are Alliance going to win?
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>>144036042
done ;)
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>vandalized OP
Yeah, no
>>144036062
>>144036062
>>144036062
>>144036062
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>Tfw you roll yourself out of the abuse party
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>>144035998
I'd cheer for them if they kicked EE and PLD.
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Does solo safelane exist above 2k?
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>>144036143
>Threadwars
XD
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>>144035998
there are still about a dozen people who are delusional enough think they are good dispute not even being able to win a single series at any lan they have been to in forever
why they kicked 2 major winning players for shitteezy and universe is beyond me
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>two dota threads at once
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
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>>144035780
can someone enlighten me what gender this person is
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>>144036361
Female of course.
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>>144036265
>shitposting
expected no less
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>>144036361
Streamer is female
TA is male
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Huh
Really makes you think, doesn't it, doturds
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>>144036613
>a hero farmer needs a creep farming item
?
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>>144036613
>broken meme aghs
what is there to think
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>Just entered high skill
>Opponents gets twice as good, teammates twice as retarded.
What the actual fuck is happening? They are worse than 80% of all the normal skill players I've been matched with.
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>>144036613
>literally kited for eternity
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ching chong nip long long'
that's how all of you will sound after TI
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>wake up
>region lock still not implemented
give me one reason
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>>144036613
I actually did this several weeks ago and I literally won my team the game.
We were also against MEGAS.
LOL.
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>>144036896
forced50%
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im tired of getting cucked by valve...
STOP IT!!!!!!!!
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>support doing shit all
>feeding bottom
>not even buying wards
>spend my hard earned carry gold on wards because I still want to win
>ask the support to place them
>they grab them all
>place them outside of fountain
I almost regret winning that game for them
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>>144036970
You say that like losing rax mattered
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>>144036970
LOL
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>>144036361
you mean what sex*
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hello friends what are the clan_iraq support builds
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>>144036613
8 second is super fucking long
Can it be a comeback item in pub or a super hard CC in pro game
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>>144037281
midas>sny>radiance>bots
treant protector
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>>144037032
On the flip side of that
>Shit carry that gets shit CS
>Baby sit the fuck out of him
>Still gets ganked when I set both wards safe lane
>When I have boots I have nothing because I'm the only one buying detection and tps to make sure everyone else doesn't die.
>"We need wards"
>Everyone outright refuses to buy them
>No one wants to fight either so I need to wait on passive gold
>"GG no support"
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Reminder that there are literal gameshitters in this thread
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>>144037281
Right here, dudester:
So here you go mongoloid, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:
Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.
Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.
Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.
After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.
If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.
Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.
If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.
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So, how much is it for a mute or low pri?
This is the first time I've had over 2 reports since this came out.
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can Dota trigger my asmr?
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>>144037609
TA can trigger my EJCL
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>>144037454
Tiago can you add me on steam?:3no homo dudester
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Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.
We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.
A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.
More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.
What do you guys think?
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umm dotards?
http://exhentai.org/s/8d218ce4a0/940131-1
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>>144037689
Only if you have a cute anime profile
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>No TI
Poor Artour is getting anally drilled by zai
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>>144037689
What's your Steam cutie?
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>western art
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>>144036954
Pro scene would be a mess
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>zai shitting on rtz/secret in stellaris
ebin
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>>144037689
Sure, man.
Just send me a invitation, I'll add you later or something.
I actually just exited Steam a while ago after a RL friend I was talking with went offline.
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>No one linking the thread sooner
DOTARDS?
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>>144037781
I do.
Post steam bb.
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LMAO ZAI
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>only the last few weeks ive filtered so many retards i literally only see half the thread anymore
wew what a cancerous general
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>>144037756
The fuck is this
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>load up
>see pic related on my team
>enemy team has a 5k
how epic can one game be?
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>>144037924
That guy you replied too isn't me though...
Just thought you should know, broseph.
If you don't know my Steam id yet, just check the archives and send me the invite, man.
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>>144038012
I am 100% sure this is an account buyer
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>>144037903
B-but I don't know your steam name.
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>>144038012
reminder dota 2 account buying wouldnt be such an issue if it just had yearly mmr resets likeleague of lel
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>>144037924
c-can you p-please post your's? :X
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>pick sven
>my tusk doesn't understand how to snowball
>dazzle wont stack for me
>jungling NP rushes rapier at minute 25 and then feeds it
THIS IS WHY IM BELOW 200MMR
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>>144038152
Just check the archives, it's been posted a lot of times already...
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>>144038176
Sorry babe, only Tiago gets my steam.
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>>144038295
But I'm way cuter than Tiago :(
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>>144038219
kys blogshitter
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post unused images
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>>144037756
>umm dotards?
>http://exhentai.org/s/8d218ce4a0/940131-1
huh? it just links to a panda
is this some brewmaster joke?
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>>144037903
Can you, like, stop posting, my man. I mean, like, nobody likes you and you are really annoying, dude.
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>>144038447
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how do u beat tinker mid?
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>>144038656
Wait till after 20 minutes. Let him take the farm from his team then deliver it to your teammates in the form of a Tinker shaped gold pinata
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>>144038656
Ward his ancients
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>>144038656
>no escape hero in mid lane
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
talk to your supports maybe??????
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post em
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>>144038656
you have already won the game if tinker went mid instead of jungle
just kill him a couple times and watch him be 2/2/3 with 1600 unreliable gold and brown boots at 15 minutes in
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how do you beat ck mid?
pro tip: their support is in your jungle at all times between your tier 1 and 2 towers
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>this fucking zai stream
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>>144038537
Like, right the fuck now, man.
Honestly, do humanity a favor.
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Can someone hook me up with Tiago's steam ID?
I'm to autistic too find it.
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Rate my TA stats /d2g/
What can I improve on?
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>>144037756
>Average rating 1.39/5
My faith in the world is somewhat restored
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>>144038824
you dont, its literally impossible, thats why its picked every game
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>>144038886
Sucking dick.
>>144038883
Only if you give me your's or add me first :3
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
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>>144038886
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>>144038883
Jesus..
Here you go, dude. No stress.id/RequiemOfRose
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>>144038979
Tell me anon, why sucking dick?
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>>144038824
>ck mid
wat
One of the funnest games I ever played was when I played AM mid, so who knows.
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>>144038979
>le ironic weeb
kys
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>you have already reported this IP address
reminder to do you part to clean up this general
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>>144039085
>ironic
?
>>144039054
Because you really need to be good at sucking dicks to play TA to her strengths.
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oh nooooo dotards help!
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>>144039015
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>wake up
>RTZ not streaming
What the shit, is he against free money or what
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>>144038979
Oh I was just talking to you about how you shat up my profile on that trannies stream.
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>>144038979
>Sucking dick.
GAAAAYYYYY....
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>>144039215
>didnt change the mirror
pleb
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>>144039143
>meme girl avatar
>girl gamer
>XOXO
>le sarcastic groups
please kys
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>>144030314
Its not that the guardian greaves is difficult to make in that time
Its that valve fucked up and wrote the time in the wrong order. It should be 40 / 35 / 30. Written as it is the 3 star is easier than the 1 star.
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>>144039312
Hotaru is not a meme.
I am a grill.
XOXO is a fun expression for kissing :3
And the groups are not sarcastic. Stop being mean.
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>>144039162
What's wrong, dudebro?!
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>>144039423
>I am a grill.
cmon now
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>>144039389
>phase boots dk
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>doturds tell me sunray is op
>all you have to do is just tp out
????
doturds???
what is the meaning of this?
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>>144039423
I'm going to choke your mother to death.
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I want chu.
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>>144039473
>>144039539
N-no bully.
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>>144039456
based teabro
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When did this general become so shit.
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>>144039473
>>144039539
Holy shit, this is legit austim right here.
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cute boys = cute
cute boys who think they are girls = brain damage
learn the difference
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>>144039484
Literally just randomed and bought phase on who I landed on.
Easy game anyways
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mods are doing another stellar job today i see
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>>144039670
Yeah but I'm a girl :3
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>>144039650
Rather than employing shills, Blizzard/Riot/I'm not exactly sure who realized that it's much more effective to employ people to shit up the general instead.
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what if you all shut the fuck up
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>>144039729
It's up to the community to control what kind of topics and the quality of said topics that's discussed in these generals to begin with though.
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How are your quests going anon?
my not so well
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Do you think e-sports is a thing or are you an adult?
also anyone wanna be my bf?
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>>144039839
>dota 2 general
>discussing anything but dota
fuck off shit poster
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>muh serious blogshiting might not be seen because of some anime pictures
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>>144039870
lmao dude I've taken the minimum path to the NP quest and still haven't finished it
That's the only line I have any done in too
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alright every 2nd post is just literally gay shitposting anymore. portogal and all of his erp fuckbois are awake i guess
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>>144039930
But my posts are always 100% DOTA related, dudestein.
I'm actually tired of writing this over and over by now.
I'm beginning to think you nerds are just trying to fool me here.
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>pick necro
>enemy team buys a pipe
>lose
wow who saw this one coming
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Why is d2g so GAY
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>>144039615
>you will never have a cute blind waifu to drink tea with
My Song Zhong Dan Cong Oolong is going to waste.
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>>144040020
Hey anon wanna have some fun? I'll support you :3
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>>144040071
>buying a pipe when glimmer cape does the job better for cheaper
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what went wrong
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>>144039870
Axe blink call is bullshit as ever game either ends too quickly or goes on so long you lose because Axe turns to shit past 40 minutes
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>>144040220
>Axe turns to shit past 40 minutes
But he doesn't.
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>>144040198
>1k mmr
kek
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What went right? I was the purest maiden.I can also be your pure maiden. ;)
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I did it lads
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>>144040198
2 hearts lmao
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>>144040198
You've posted this already. You know exactly what went wrong.
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>Its a "highest mmr on your team is a maining autist episode"
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>tfw you build three hearts on ck
>even though stacking skadis would be objectively better in every way
shit was cash
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>>144040331
>Tinker
>75 TD
GAME TO LOSE
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>>144040198
>letting Drow and np memepush your shit up
>that atrocious axe build
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>>144036613
You could get a bkb + blademail and take out a key target guaranteed
Or you could invest 15k into some bullshit that's only useful in some insane hypothetical where the whole other team is all standing next to each other
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>>144040415
>it's a "highest mmr on the enemy team has a 68% ranked winrate over 400 games" episode
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>>144040331
Sven clicked things and they didnt have anything remotely capable of stopping him
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Is there anything more satisfying in life than supporting a strong carry inside and outside of the game?
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>>144040415
that's me. i only enjoy playing 3 heroes (cm, sky and veno)
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>>144040331
Sven went ham and nobody could stop him
Pudge did work as well
The other team picked Tinker and core Abaddon
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>>144040613
Do you know how he got that strong? Through the power of friendship and ERP!
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>>144040789
Did you polish his sword for him?
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>>144040087
i know the feel, anon ;_;
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>They thought they could beat the Beesa
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>>144040747
That Abaddon was actually jungle I think.
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>>144040789
I only ERP with GIRLS, Anon.
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>team picks chen, zeus, shaman and DK while i'm Slardar
>everyone understands that our line up needs to push early to win and not let the other team static farm
>we win fights and my team begins to static farm instead
a8FUAUFUCKK FUUFKF FUCU KFAUFKC UFKCU FKCUKF UFKC UFKC AUFFKCUF K FUCKC
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>>144040895
Oh yes. And I made him brilliant as well.
>>144040974
I am a girl :)
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>>144040220
i think these quest are designed for like 40min games
35 calls i just way fucking to much
usually you'll cal max 3 people, with 2 you are ok with. thats like at least 15 fights you need to do, way to much
Tried it twice, both time ended in under 25mins with 14 calls
Tried WR last quest, both times won in under 25, enemies always alone can't duo shackle
+dmg or whatever counter breaks a lot, i did at least 2 quests more which weren't counted
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>>144041058
>>144041058
>I am a girl :)
Post Steam?
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>>144040930
I just assumed it was offlane who got his shit smacked in by Sven, so he bought a talon to make up his farm
If it was indeed a jungle abaddon then thats another thing that went right for radiant
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>>144041101
>designed
rofl
valve just took average shit and then put it into the game with no thought
on average an axe probably gets like 30 calls a game
however valve thought that was too easy so they added the blink part and fucked over the challenge
valve is fucking retarded
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>Be Trash Canadian
>get destroyed by a brit
Seriously, how does this guy have a career in dota?
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Bow to your Queen.
>>144041134
Just add me I told you who I am :3
>>144041139
The Earthshaker was offlane and got the shit banged out of him.
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>>144041021
>hey m8 we killed them but they respaw in 40 sec, lets do rosh quick
>k m8 im coming , just to farm this 92296 camps
EVERY FUCKING TIME
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SOME PEOPLE AR RETARDED
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>>144041058
Post proof slut.
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>>144041272
That just makes things even worse then, what fucking MMR is this
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>>144041021
literally every pub ive played in the last 2 days
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>pandaecuck
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>>144041490
The nether reaches of 2.5k MeMeR
>>144041334
d-don't bully pls
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hello does psg (patrick swayzes ghost) still post in this thread
wanted to ask a question
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Will Beesa be going to TI this year?
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>>144041058
You literally picked the worst place to be an attention whore, no attention you could get here is of any value.
I implore you to reconsider your life choices.
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>>144041654
I'll do anything for (you)s
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>>144041614
No we excorcised him and once again we lasthit efficiently.
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>>144041812
>I'll do anything for (you)s
SMART (YOU) COLLECTOR
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>>144041612
Sorry anon, but with MMR that low i'm gonna have to bully you now.
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>Finally reach high skill
>Players are worse than ever, cant even do the most basic shit like pull small camp
>Dont believe in wards
This is what I worked so hard for?
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>>144041643
Yes, DC + CoL will be invited directly, then FDL will win the qualifiers and be picked up by mouz
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>>144038886
Its shit
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>>144041924
p-please no ._.
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>>144042006
Anything below 6k is garbage.
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>>144042006
Most people climb by maining fotm and being selfish so the only thing they're actually better at is farming and fighting
Skilled supportcucks are also climbing but at such a slower rate there's a significant delay. Chances are your support is a core mainer who has no idea what they're doing and is also asshurt that they got stuck being a wardbitch
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>>144042070
So what about EG?
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>>144042006
Everyones going to be garbage until 5k+
Play what your team needs. You should know whats good, so do it.
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Why is armlet coded so weird?
If you buy two armlets you don't get the second armlets attspd, armor, dmg or regen
If you have turn both armlets on and drop one you lose the effect entirely, and you don't even get two armlet effects
like why, double armlet isn't that gamebreaking. even if it was it'd be cool to see some stupid shit like four armlet centuar
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>>144042006
Here is how it works
>get to high skill bracket
>enemy team is all really good
>your team is the worst Peruvians from the deepest dankest jungles
>despite doing alright yourself you lose horribly
>repeat ~20 times
>start getting good teammates
>Notice that the enemy team is getting worse every game
>notice that there is one good player on their team and no matter how well he plays his Peruvian team will lose the game for him
>you have successfully become the stomper instead of the stompee
>repeat for ~5 games
>move on to very high skill
>repeat
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>>144042421
because the game is a mess of code etc etc
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What went wrong?
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>>144042519
>>144042421
I've got you nerds covered, man:
This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out brakes more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.
Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in and push compendium bullshitting up your asses that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.
They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.
This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into Steam like VULKAN Support, which probably costed a precious amount of time and resources to develop that still even raw content when Valvo could have used the fucking 60 million big ones that they jewed over from DOTA tournaments to fix the game instead.
Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VULKAN Support shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now.
But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.
Fucking end your lives, seriously.
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>>144042421
really makes you think
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>>144042421
You're expecting an awful lot from Valve
I suggest you stop expecting quality out of them unless it involves them making millions upon millions of dollars, and even then it'll still be questionable.
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>>144042767
deshou?
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>>144042229
Yeah I guess I have to play support now, if there's a single stealth hero in opposing team they shit their pants completely.
>>144042229
>>144042332
>>144042430
Thanks for the tips
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>>144042816
really makes you think
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>>144042430
>>start getting good teammates
>>Notice that the enemy team is getting worse every game
>>notice that there is one good player on their team and no matter how well he plays his Peruvian team will lose the game for him
>>you have successfully become the stomper instead of the stompee
>>repeat for ~5 games
>>move on to very high skill
>>repeat
holy shit it's bappeping
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>>144042793
really makes you think
>>
How viable is razor now?
I find him decent for pubs, but if we lack pushing capability we lose 80%
Agh is luxury and if i go get it, i fall behind in my core tanky items
do i do something wrong or what?
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>>144042816
a dota a day makes you a fucking gay or something like that
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>>144042930
he is an example of a "take at least 1 set of rax by 25 minutes or lose" hero
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>>144043221
more like
take at least 1 set of rax by 25 minutes AND lose while your team afk farms for 30 more minutes
>I just need my 2nd heart bro
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>>144042930
he really makes you think.
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The cleveland show is absolute trash
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So I decided to tune in to SingSing's stream tonight for a bit..
Man I wish I was famous like him...
Then I could have some dudester gift me this jewfest of a compendium with enough points to get the god damn Immortals Terrain already.
Life's sometimes pretty hard, dudes...
Damn, man..
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>>144043950
really makes you think
>>
C-can someone please explain this "really makes you think" meme
It went over my head
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>>144042870
>>144042927
>>144043429
>>144044013
What a fucking trash meme
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>>144044013
Yeah, dudestein.
It really does..
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>>144042930
Theoretically good vs a lot of the popular carries right now, but unfortunately is a victim of falling off come late game and for that reason is very unreliable in a pub environment where everyone wants to farm and not push
Aghs I think is only something to get when you realize you need to be viable come late game, so you get it as a means of making pushes that much easier for your team
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>>144042816
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>>144042848
solo supporting against invis is almost futile. If your teammates are too fucking stupid to buy and carry detection, you lost. Especially if the enemy realizes you're the sole detection carrier, they'll just kill you first and you can't itemize against it because you're permabroke
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>>144043950
fuck off weeb
no one is your dude
youre not going to be famous
youre going to die a no-name loser
you were a waste of a perfectly good sperm, egg, and all the time and money that went into raising you
at this point you arent even worth the cost of the bullet that should be going through your thick skull
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>>144044201
Can someone post the one with the cute trap
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>>144044201
But the chair on the 2nd image says League of Legends though..
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>>144044361
We know.
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>>144044306
Whoa...
Dude..
Not cool, man.
Not cool, dude..
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>>144044537
Yea everything he said is correct.
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is there a better feeling than knowing the fucks that ruined your games got what they deserved
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>>144044584
Like, whatever, dudebro.
Whatev's, dude.
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this place really makes ya think huh
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>>144044642
>5 games of lp is a decent punishment
needs to have a matchmaking ban that permanently increases every time
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>>144042816
who the fuck is that?
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Man, this SingSing stream is boring as HELL.
What a fuk, man.
>>
You have 10 seconds to explain why Sniper is not viable, /d2g/.
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>>144044954
thank you :3
>>
later homos
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>>144044708
Yea
>>
what's the best way to get (You)s in /csgog/
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Guys what are some heroes than get online really fast also create space for your retard team including you to farm aggressively
The ones I know of:
TA 15 min
Lycan 8 min
AM 13 min
PA 10 min
Slark 15 min
Notice all of these heroes have waveclear and escapes.
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>>144045479
Mentioning RNG and spouting typical /v/ shit.
So just pretend you're a butthurt shitter that demands vengeance for being shit at the game.
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>>144045479
Stream your suicide.
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>>144045479
>Getting (you)s in dead generals
Nigga what are you doing
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>>144045479
ask them for sniper tips
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>>144045494
offlaners usually, its their job to do exactly that
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>>144044954
I wish I could be a cute trap
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>>144045479
tell them how overwatch is going to kill their game
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>>144045479
imply that the awp is a no skill point and click adventure rifle for cod babbies
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>>144045729
based pedoTobi
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>>144044642
>get 5 games of lp
>5 3 star quests done
niggas think i am getting punished with free quests
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>>144045729
Man purge can really go fuck himself
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>>144045729
Did Tubby actually deleted this tweet after?
In his defense, Hershlag was really fucking hot when she was 13.
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>>144046003
>when she was 13.
i understand the special appeal of 13, but she's been hot for many years. worse now after kid etc but yeah
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>>144041272
fk me i love luna :3
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>>144045729
>pudgy
>white
>facial hair looks like pubes
>skin allergic to sunlight
>hates men more successful than he is
>hates women and minorities in general
>probably a pedo
>probably thinks he has a lot of potential, just "held back" by others
>absolutely shit at the game, still has plenty of balance ideas
>has 2d waifus
>makes all social situations awkward
HOW CAN ANYONE BE MORE OUR GUY THAN OUR GUY TOBI?
>>
its a team throws for betting money in a shit tourney episode
>>
When are kaipi playing?
>>
>>144045729
Fucking kill Purge and end his misery Jesus christ what a fucking cuck
>>
What if barracks respawned?
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>>144046486
lol?
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>>144046486
techies would become viable
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>>144046486
what if denying barracks healed them fully
>>
>tfw Singsing's dog is dying
:(
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>>144045729
Honestly that movie gave me a crush on her too, I mean it's just so terrific
>you will never have a gf that spits in the face of a SWAT member them comes back to your arms for safety
Based Tubbi has good taste
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>>144046692
>tfw Singsing's career is dying
:)
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>>144046756
Why does that make you happy
You fucking sadist
I hope you die
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>>144046692
dog for eating
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Yeah, I'm done watching SingSing.
This stream is fucking shit. I'm going to watch some Anime instead.
>>
SEA folks lets play some casual dota game
add me
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/342638025
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>>144046756
fuck u
>>144046846
never forget
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>>144046846
singsing is literally top 3 most reddit people in dota
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>>144046692
isnt it only like 2 years old?
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what if I browse /r/dota2 like twice a month. Am I a bad person?
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>>144046939
Sing doesn't even browse reddit.
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>>144046906
Welcome to the club of "Sing's stream became shit". Have a seat.
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>>144046991
Yeah, basically
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>>144046991
I browse it constantly. I think as long as you don't have an account you're fine.
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>>144046991
who's that cumdumspter?
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good night d2g
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>>144047419
Good night. I think I'll do the same after I watch a friend's game
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>americans start going to bed
>thread becomes way less shit
like poetry
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This female streamer totally looks like a female Beesa, or Beesa in a wig.
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>>144047542
bubu got gutav'd
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>>144047530
>going to bed at 7pm
rofl
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>>144047530
It also becomes fucking DEAD, retard.
Also, I'm not really posting much either.
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>>144047642
kys tiago
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>it's a /d2gay/ thread
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>>144047617
It's almost 10 pm retard
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>>144047936
HEY! NO BULLY!
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>>144047617
literally 11pm
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>>144048207
kys
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>>144040086
Maybe you are just too het?
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>>144048214
>>144048164
It's almost 8 on the best coast
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I WANNA FUCK THAT ROGUE KNIGHT
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>>144048596
Is it gay if I find this incredibly cute and I want to see them cuddle?
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>>144041272
pls sir may i have some more?
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>try out steam in home streaming
>pretty kewl
>go back to dota
>game is now locked at 60 fps, not vsync
>causes the game to stutter all the time
help. what the fuck
i cant find any way whatsoever to fix this or even any idea whats causing the problem
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>Kaipi play in 12 hours
who /hype/ here?
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Anyone else watching all the pros playing pubs together? This shit is insane
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>>144041272
Fat is disgusting
>>
I'm around 1.1k right now, which hero is best for boosting my mmr e-peen?
>>
Is sniper a good pick against lifestealer
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>>144048596
What if
guys just listen for a bit
what if
guys
guys just listen
what if
what if STR now gave armor AND hp
and AGI gave evasion
like +1.5% evasion with every level
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>>144049263
Literally anything. You could play carry CM and win consistently in that bracket
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>>144049275
Sniper isn't a good pick against anything
>>144049263
No hero can help you
>>144049369
xdxdXD JUST RNG MY SHIT UP FAMPAI
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>>144049369
and int get magic resist
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give me literally ONE (1) reason why team secret wont win this major. you fucking cant.
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>>144049369
even if that was just a TINY bit balanced and not retard tier op
what exactly do you mean with 1.5% per level, heroes have different agi gain
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>>144049450
What an awful meaningless post
Mods delete this
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>>144049510
Sorry I meant +1.5% with every point in AGI
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>>144049502
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>>144049513
Hey man, I'm just providing some (you)'s and getting this general moving. Do you have a problem with that?
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>>144049502
Canadians
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>>144049263
im 1.7k
every game is a diceroll
you either stomp and feel like you did nothing, which you probably didnt, or get stomped and feel like your 4 'teammates' did nothing, which they probably didnt
if, after a few dozen games, your mmr doesnt go up some, just give up, i already have
better to just let go and hit the bottom of the trench than try and climb up with 9 people stepping on your fingers
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>>144049502
who is this fluid druid?
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>>144048762
Not at all. It's wanting two cute heroes to be together, what's gay about that? Do you actually get aroused?
>>
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>>144049571
>Riki
>34 starting agility
>51% starting evasion
I'm not sure what to say
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>>144049637
I have a problem if you're insulting people
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>>144049697
You're retarded if you think 1k games are a "diceroll"
>>144049739
Not aroused per se. It just makes me warm and fuzzy inside.
>>144049682
Go fuck yourself.
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>>144049502
i'll give you 5 bro KEK
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>>144049571
people think uphill miss is stupid at this point, any new rng will make them kill themselves
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>>144049812
Go back to your safe space man
>>>/reddit/
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>>144049697
1.8k here
i gave up on going up on my main account as I as stuck on 1.9k
started a new account, calibrated at 2.4k and now I'm slowly rising up to 2.5k (haven't been playing much)
the hurr you can just carry your way out of 1k is a fucking retarded meme
because you literally either get paired with 9 retards that feed all game and you end up winning, and once you win then next game you get paired with only 5 retards and start losing because the enemy team only has 1 retard on it that keeps getting out of position and feeding while your team is just feeding down on all lanes
you cant do shit, no matter how good you are if you're playing 1 vs 8
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>>144049956
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>>144046486
>send out peasant creeps to harvest wood
>rebuild barracks with wood and gold
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>>144049835
I named you one reason, I expected some snarky bullshit, instead I got this.
Good to know I hit bullseye. Sekret will get shitrekt.
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>>144049958
what if STR gave damage reduction then ontop of hp
>>
>s4 feeding
wew
>>
>>144050135
But I'm not >>144049502
I'm just a Canadian boy who wants to see his brethren succeed
>>
>>144050180
why do you want heroes to become immortal
>>
>>144049616
best pos.1 in the game? yet another reason they will win. no one farms better than envy. NO ONE
>>144049682
not an arguement
>>144049723
just a girl (^:
>>144049956
i see 4 all star players and another very good one. whats your point?
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>>144050050
You're delusional if you think you can't win 1v9 at fucking sub 2k mmr
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>>144050343
Is that Jimmy?
>>
>>144049450
Please dont post MY pictures.
Thank you.
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>>144050343
>4 allstar players and another very good one.
I feel so bad for pie.
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>>144049025
I'm hype, Adelaide!
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>>144050515
delete this
>>
How do I keep up interest/tryhard mode? I literally stop caring about winning or losing halfway into most of my games. If I play more than one game, I go into the second game completely indifferent to winning or losing.
5.2k mmr
I feel like my mmr could be a lot higher if I could actually keep trying for the whole game rather than having my apm drop to like 30 past 20 minutes.
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>>144050589
Please FUCK off my man.
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>>144050360
Then please, oh please guide me onto winning all my games when my lifestealer goes into jungle with TWO (2) stout shields and feeds all game
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>>144050286
Because HEROES NEVER DIE
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>>144050759
Stop playing if it's not fun for a while, or try to learn a challenging hero.
Earthspirit made me play dota again cause there is so much room for improvement.
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>>144050759
maybe give yourself a reward only if you win the second game? fap if you win?
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What's important about life, DOTARDS?
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Give me 1 reason why this hero shouldn't be buffed
>can't even cast all his spells one time at level 6 because of mana pool
>ultimate is extremely underpowered
Seriously his ultimate is a fucking joke right now. He has 1 stun and 1 cyclone but other than that he literally just turns into 3 creeps. Fucking hell.
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>>144050853
Please dont post MY pictures.
Thank you.
>>
>>144050965
Contrarianism and jungling with every hero in the game.
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>>144050859
You don't need a guide, you need to play proper fucking efficient dota and you will have 2.5 times the networth at 25minutes and it's a breeze from there.
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>>144050965
mmr. literally nothing else matters.
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>>144050965
Literally nothing
Everything will become nothing eventually, none of this matters
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>>144050853
post MORE lewd pictures please i need my late night fap
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>>144050965
I'm not sure man. I use to think it was all about relaxing and playing vidya but recently I've realized how miserable I am.
I just started taking anti-depressants though so that might help me.
Maybe you should just do whatever keeps you happy anon but at the same time be conscious about what you need to do to be successful in the long run.
I've taken up music and playing basketball with the few friends I have left to keep me away from the internet and dota 2.
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>>144051073
So basically picking alchemist will win me games?
ok
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>>144051023
He should be buffed
Too bad reddit balances this game now, so we'll just have to live with him being awful.
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why is SIng is perma-subscribers mode?
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>>144051246
Hey anon lets be miserable together. Post Steam :3
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>>144050965
That's Mount Fuji in the back though.
Just think about that for a second.
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>>144051197
Happy fapping
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>>144051023
make it so his ult turns him into storm spirit, earth spirit, and ember spirit
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what went wrong
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>>144051407
thanks buddy
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>>144050924
>try to learn a challenging hero
That sounds like a good idea. I should play outside of my comfort zone. I especially lose interest quickly when I'm playing support.
>>144050937
I'll try that.
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>>144051292
He got anal about some shit and that was the result.
Fucking turbo-pussy.
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>>144051260
You literally understood jackshit.
Just cause you are playing alchemist doesnt mean you're playing proper dota.
There is no secret, and it has been proven so many times it's retarded. Give a 5k mmr player a 2k account and he wins 90+% of the games. Not cause of some secret strategy, but because he is fundementally better at the game.
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>>144051389
Sorry anon but more excuses to stay online are the last thing I'm looking for right now.
I'm trying to make improvements in my life for the first time in a while, you should try the same man.
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>>144051468
What the fuck happened to him?
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>>144051389
FUCK you.
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>>144051615
Im pretty sure that ship has sailed for me.
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>>144051730
I thought so too bro, but then I got medicated for MDD and I feel so much more motivated now.
You should go see a GP or a therapist man.
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>>144051692
anime
anime was a mistake
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>>144051894
Ive been in a mental hospital for 8 weeks last year and it didnt help at all. That ship has sailed. Ive given up on myself.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk
League of Legends has a alligator Hero.
Why don't we?
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>>144052036
I don't mean this in a provocative dickish way but as a real question.
Why haven't you killed yourself yet? What's been stopping you?
For me it's my sister and a couple of friends that would care. What's keeping you from giving up?
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>s4 feeds 5 deaths before 20 minutes
>he still wins
how does he do it
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>>144052308
Too scared of the pain and I dont my family to find my body.
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>>144050343
is this gurb it's sister?
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Reminder this is what 1-2k mmr looks like
Reminder anyone "stuck" in this bracket literally needs reminders to breath every so often
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>>144052434
Aui carried that game pretty hard. He ended up like 19-0 on LS
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>>144052436
I know that feel man, I hope shit gets better for you.
Just keep looking for opportunities that might improve your life, if you can't kill yourself then there is no sense in giving up on improvement.
I'm going to try to sleep now but stay strong, anon.
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>>144052132
Man I've never played LeL nor do I want to, but damn if I wouldn't fuck Renekton.
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>>144052482
no she is my oneitis and future wife :3
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>>144052132
>get next to it for perspective
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>>144052598
I really laugh every time I see this.
It's just so good. Everything about it, so damn good.
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>>144052705
Thank you. Good night, anon.
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>>144052598
holy fuck I'm triggered
and I'm the 1.8k tard that made a post earlier
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>>144052598
My fucking sides holy kek.
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can someone post the cyborgfatt hacker skills img pls
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>>144052598
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>>144052874
>>144052878
Fucking new faggots.
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>>144052995
Kill yourself nigger
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>>144052995
kys tiago
and stop replying to me
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>>144052725
you're a fucking creep deny yourself
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>watch bulldog play brood
>he feeds more gold with his spiderlings than he gets for killing the support ES
what a nice hero icefraud
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>>144052995
what do you think of Overwatch Tiago
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>>144053078
>stop replying
I've been under-covered throughout most of this thread so far.
I have literally been replying to you and other people without no one knowing it's me.
Also, throw yourself in front of a moving truck, new shitter.
>>144053062
Throw yourself off a bridge as well, fucking 1.8k MMR shitlord.
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>>144053093
how am i not supposed to think about her. she's literally perfect.
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GUYS RATE MY NEW HERO SUGGESTION:
Helphios the Resquenaut
Radiant Intelligence Hero
Q: Boon of Freedom
>Active Target ally or self, active
>Target cannot have its movement interrupted by stuns, slows, ensnares or any other effect for 3/4/5/6 seconds and gets -70% damage taken
W: Divine Nullification
>Active Target ally or self
>Places a shield around target which gives him 100% magic resistance and restores 3/4/5/6% of max HP + 20 per second for 6 seconds
E: Imperious Mandate
>Active Target enemy
>Silences target enemy, Disarms them and prevents them from activating Items for 4/5/6/7 seconds
R: Zephyr Gusts
>Ultimate, Global, Instant cast
>All teammembers are raised up on cyclones, becoming invulnerable for 2.5/3.0/3.5 seconds. Players can move with max movespeed while cycloned, but attacking, casting spells or using items ends the effect.
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>>144053353
You don't know who the fuck you're talking to, Tiago.
You better apologize before I kick your spic ass.
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>>144053293
>what do you think of Overwatch
>>144037454
*shrug*
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>>144053389
>Better Doom, Centaur, Omni, and a super purge that's pro active.
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>>144053495
I'm not a spic though.
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>>144049502
>>144050343
>>144050698
>>144052725
>>144053387
who the fuck is this cutie?
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>>144053389
>i want oracle but on steroids
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>>144053780
>high horse sheever
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>>144053787
???? oracle is a nuking hero
he has a skill that literally deals 327 magic damage per second
this hero has 0 damage output
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>>144053780
E X P O S E D
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What do you do when you are sad d2g
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>>144053389
Surely all of these skills are purgable. If not, broken/10
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anyone want to play with a lvl 2? i'm not horrible
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>>144054217
play dota and feel more sad then go to sleep
alternatively go for a walk or shower
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>>144054287
all the skills are purgeable but the E will prevent enemies from purging :^)
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why is rtz such a shit?
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>>144053780
shes the most beautiful girl in the world :D
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>>144054436
>playing alch in the least fun way possible
At least miracle does the blink medallion build once in a while.
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>>144052598
Is there more like this? I want to watch 1k mmr games
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>>144054436
>buy blademail
>people just ignore you when you use it
so the trench does end at some point
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>>144054746
watch the early purge casts a pub video
the ones before he went full no fun allowed mode with only using 3-4kmmr games and trying to actually teach his viewers useless information thats basically summed up as "just do the opposite of what these guys are doing"
god where did it all go wrong
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>>144053389
actual balanced hero coming through
rotwood the undead treant
dire strength
q-fruit of decay
target enemy unit
slows by 5/10/15/20% and deals 1.5/3.4.5/6% targets max hp as magic damage
w-dead shell
passive
gain a charge of 2/4/6/8 armor and 3/6/9/12% magic resist, and lose 6/4/2/0% movespeed every 20/15/10/5 seconds of not taking damage, max 4 charges, a charge is lost after taking 150/300/450/600 damage
e-plant sapling
ground target
plant a cursed sapling at target location, after 1 minute, it matures into a cursed tree, latching on to any hero that passes to close, rooting them for 3/6/10/15 seconds and granting true sight (does not target heroes that are invisible upon passing it but will grab them if they are revealed while standing withing grasp radius)
r-rotwoods curse
target hero
target loses all its armor and magic resist while being slowed by 25/50/100%
aghs upgrade allows cursed saplings to be planted globally (but not near fountain) and makes curse extend its range to include all saplings radiuses
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>>144053389
Thats fucking rubick's model
i want dota 2 babies to leave
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>>144055080
Actual fun hero here:
MASKED WRESTLER
FIGHTS FOR JUSTICE, GOD DAMN
PILE DRIVE EVIL
FUCK YOU DEMONS, IM A RASSLE YOU
>The Swift Charge of Justice
EL LUCHA moves in a straight line, grabbing the first unit encountered and moving forward until he hits a tree, impassable terrain, an enemy hero or moves 800 units whichever comes first. At the end, he slams the unit into the ground dealing 50 damage and stunning all units in the AOE for 0.75/1/1.25/1.5 seconds
>Wall of Retribution
For the next 0.5/1.0/1.5/2.0 seconds, EL LUCHA stands in one location. All damage down to EL LUCHA during this time is ignored. At the end of Wall of Retribution, EL LUCHA gains bonus damage for 1 attack that is equal to the damage negated this way and redirects all spell effects (but not damage) to that hero. The buff lasts for 3/4/5/6 seconds.
>The Stage
EL LUCHA raises all units in a 200 AOE around him onto a high platform of size 200 that lasts for 2/4/6/8 seconds.
>The Finale
EL LUCHA picks up the nearest unit and bodyslams target location (range: 250/350/500). All enemy units within 300 AOE of the impact are dealt 150/150/150 damage, disarmed, and silenced for 2/3/4 seconds.
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>need to be lvl 200-something to get the ash weather
fuuckkkk it looks so good
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>>144055308
that looks like shit lol
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>Slark not banned
>Disruptor somehow banned
>Enemy team has first pick
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Someone post that black and white LD gif
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R-tard BTFO by Aui waternigger
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>>144054571
WHY IS RTZ SUCH A SHIT
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>>144055960
GIVE ME YOUR TEAM AND ALL YOUR FARM
I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE
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too hard for retard
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>>144055960
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>>144055960
>those graphics
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>>144056109
>playing a free game
>not expecting 3rd shitskins to play too
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So is dragon lance the thing to build on TB now? Seems like it's all the rage in 6k.
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>>144056104
>Radiance/Manta alch is still a thing
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>>144056279
Dragon lance is the thing to build on any rightclicking core. Stupid good stats for a low price and can be disassembled
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>>144056279
+15 str and agi for 1900 gold????? and can be disassembled?? it's amazing not even considering the increased range
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Has anyone noticed that some of the warding places can't really be used with the Immortal Garden?
It's a bit... buggy.
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>>144056245
>Play third-world game
>Complain about third-worlders
???
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Matthew Baile @Cyborgmatt
#ManilaMajor
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So whats the best way to abuse battle-pass?
How do I play the hatjew game and acquire shekles, er points?
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>>144056521
Its hideous.
I pirated that shit map.
On the pac-man jukespot it drops my FPS like crazy.
Ward spots are harder to spot.
and cliff spots are even harder to spot.
People actually paid for that , all of my keks.
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>another aui vs rtz game
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>>144056521
alright that's actually some subtle pay2win bullshit. good shit valve
>>
Aui/Fly/Moon/Bulba vs RTZ/Cr1t/SVG happening in a pub.
And it's Bulba mid vs RTZ. Puck vs Invoker.
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>>144056521
those pillars also block your view unless the camaera is on top of them , which makes half of the pillar dissapear.
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So are the plays are Manila taking turns playing each other?
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>>144057196
They're just playing pubs.
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>w33 cheats
ban this sick filth
>slavs cheat
memes and laughs
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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hey guys i figured out how to beat slark
(i was the aa)
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>>144057448
>peruvians cheat
>Banned forever
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>>144057448
its the racism
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>>144057448
>w33 cheats
>slow news day
>reddit loses its shit
>slavs cheat
>manila info out
>reddit doesnt care
anytime there's a reddit witchhunt, it's when theres a slow day and they literally have nothing else to talk about
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>>144057563
I thought it was because they got the cash. 322 Man got ratted out by the bookies themselves.
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>slav rigs a match
>le memes
>peru rigs a match
>le banned 4 ever
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>>144057493
better luck next time lad
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>>144058039
#StopWhitePeople
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>>144054746
"tales from the trench"
>>
What if kotl aghanims got the tinker treatment?
>In addition to making illuminate heal and spirit form permanent + flying vision, it now also makes mana leak hit all units within 500 aoe of the target and chakra is now an instant cast that affects all allied units within 900 aoe
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>>144058164
I honestly dont know what you are supposed to do in games like that where they all 5 have invis
any of us could get caught out with a gem and lose it, but at the same time I spent over 6000 gold on wards
I guess it is fine if you are playing a hero like aa who needs literally zero items to contribute
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>>144058375
>buy aghs to have a good hero
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>>144058039
#IStandWithPeru
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>>144058375
kotl is already borderline op
fuck off
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>>144058452
just win the game man
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>>144056690
Care to share how you pirated the map?
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>>144058572
>hero who can do nothing but spam mana leak
>good
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>>144058623
let's just get it over with
take your (You) and leave
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bulba seems like a 4k retard in this game holy shit
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>>144058735
Bulbo is fucking shit, kid.
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Dead thread
post your ward maps
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>>144058995
pathetic
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>>144058995
i need to observer inlane more often
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>this guy picks naix
>marks safe lane
what do you do
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>>144059208
>all that red in front of fountain
anon, we need to have a talk
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>>144059346
those are some SEA runes
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>all these predictible as fuck ward spots
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>>144060172
i hope you're calling yourself out anon
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>>144058995
Where does one obtain a ward map?
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>>144060340
Buy the compendium.
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>>144060340
>journey to machu picchu
>sacrifice 1000 mmr to the aztec (peruvian) gods
>buy a level 300 compendium like the good goy you are
>post a developer appreciation thread on /r/dota2
>go to yasp.co and click wardmap
>>
Why aren't you watching EG vs Secret?
Even if they're honeypot teams, who REALLY IS the worst? You may never know, dude.
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>>144060489
secret is actually an awful team right now, not even fun to watch
too many memes collided
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>>144060489
sorry, not an rtz fangay to watch some china.tv
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>>144060487
Thanks. Now I can see how much of a shitter I am.
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>>144035998
Puppey's master plan will be revealed at the Manila major
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>>144060726
i bet it involves picking nyx
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>>144060781
aghs nyx
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>>144060781
dagon nyx
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>>144060726
>arteezy and EE on the team
>having plans
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>Spam racist shit in twitch chat
>get timed out for 10 minutes
The fuck, I never get banned for saying blatantly racist shit on 4chan
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>>144060942
exactly what they want you to think
the power of anime has united them
all according to kekiku
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>>144060995
was it their master plan to come in last place
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>>144060781
echo saber nyx
>>
>>144061038yesthen they will show their TRUE plan at ti6
so dont panic when they get eliminated in groups
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>>144058995
>>144060709
i really can't handle people warding on the cliff at top rune radiant
worst ward spot in the game imo
though the cliff right next to the lane is quite nice depending
>>
>>144060995
Puppey's plan is to angry the turk and get out of his slave contract
>>
This grand final between EG and Secret will be some of the best Dota of 2015 - Nahaz, 2016
>>
what if you could by 2 echo sabers to do 3 attacks?
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>>144061296
you can just repeat animation cancel then keep queueing them
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>>144061296
What if you got refresher and 6 echo sabers?
>12 attacks
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>>144061296
What the fuck are you talking about. I'd say you should be able to upgrade it like Dagon, with Echo 5 being a five attacks bonus with 490 attack speed bonus.
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i remember a while back they were talking about adding custom game modes, what happened to that ?
can i just download the game and play something like green TD or pudge wars ?
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Daily reminder fellow doturds
>OVARYWATCH IS A BETTER GAME THEN DOTARD2
>WHY DIDN'T YOU VALVEKEK JUMP ON THE NEXT BIG E-SPORTS TRAIN??
>JUST ABANDONED THIS DAED GAMES AND JOIN THE FUN WITH US IN OVARYWATCH
>>
>>144061407
>everyone becomes ursa
just image slark with that shit
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>>144061473
Yes. Yes you can. That's exacly what happened. Aren't you supposed to be a gameshitter? That was added half a year ago.
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>>144061473
lol
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>>144061547
Sven with five fast attacks would be so satisfying.
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>>144061547
Fuck slark imagine Sven and crits
Instant Teamwipe
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>Overwatch attempts a shitpost
pretty cute
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Wtf went wrong here /d2g/, felt like my team should have won this at 30 minutes.
We were ahead, my AM was farming well safe lane, my QoP won mid early against the Storm and even got first blood.
And how the fuck do you deal with Sniper, the asshole just sits in the fog and takes potshots whenever we push uphill, fucking impossible to push with him hiding all the way in the back.
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>>144061878
>lost to a sniper with AM and qop
lol
how about you don't fucking feed LOL
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>>144061532
overwatch is already dying :^)
give it two weeks then check the player numbers
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>>144062042
We weren't. We kept on pushing uphill and couldn't break past the raxes and ended up feeding over and over again trying to take the fucking things.
The AM even started ratting while we baited them out of base, but the fucking Sniper just stayed in base and defended the whole fucking time and never left once.
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>>144062180
You're telling me QoP couldn't blink in to find and eliminate the Sniper while the rest of your team pushed the lane?
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>>144062180
>kill enemy team
>attack buildings
>win game
Its that easy
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>>144045898
HODOR!
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>>144062289
No, the QoP died to Sniper in like 5-7 hits, it was pretty retarded once he got the Divine.
I saw the QoP at one point blink into the trees, and slowly make her way to Sniper, then when a team fight started, blinked on him, and he killed her in 3 hits before she could cast her ult.
>>144062316
We could kill them, but Sniper would just be fucking there taking pot shots endlessly and raping us all, it was so frustrating.
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>>144062053
Can you even check the player numbers of Overwatch?
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>>144062439
So youre saying you can kill their entire team except sniper and still couldnt him afterwards because you know his teams dead. Lmao
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>>144062556
He would kill our team as we fought his. And our AM couldn't for his life reach Sniper before he took the AM down to 10%
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>teammate buys sentries for enemy with shadowblade
>doesn't put them down when we're about to teamfight, lose fight
>tell him we needed vision
>gives some bullshit excuse instead of admitting he forgot
>another teamfight we lose because he didn't place down his fucking sentries
>call him out on it
>"thats it I'm not supporting this team anymore"
>>
All the spell abilities have been turned into random red X's every since i updated this fucking game.
>>
BLADEMAIL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Tell my team I will pick support
>Team picks 4 supports
Everytime
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>>144062693
tfw you just win because your entire side of the map is sentried and they walk in mirana ulted and get raped
>>144057493
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>>144062643
Which hero were you? If you were lion why not blink hex finger him. Sniper is really squishy. Why didnt qop build hex instead of aghs? If you were bristle, why did you fucking pick him. Am and QOP are enough cores. Shouldve picked shit like BM or void
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>>144062693
>teammate fucks us over by not placing sentries once
>thinks he wont fuck up again and cost us another fight
you might want to consider getting a solid dose of get gud and carry your own detection
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>>144062693
I will tell you first hand how this is happening.
I tried playing with my 1.8k mmr friend the other day, trying to coach as well.
Whenever I told him to get sentries against invisible, he wouldn't plant them beforehand, because 'we need to be in a teamfight to plant them'.
He got killed by a shadowblade slark while mana draining a creep, even though I told him to plant a sentry near him.
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egm and s4 vs aui and synd pub starting now
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>>144062843
I was the Lion. Could never get close enough to blink on him. He always hid way in the back close to fountain I think, and would wait for a fight to start before coming to hit. The QoP waited in the trees uphill in the Radiant base to try to catch him once and died immediately, and I could never find him either until it was to late. He could literally kill us before we could finish our cast animations.
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>>144062769
please respond
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>>144063096
lol fuck off if you don't like blogs.
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>>144063096
>posts in d2g
>doesnt want to discuss dota
you should follow your own advice
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>>144063157
How about you fuck off, shitstain.
These are MY generals.
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RTZ is back
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>>144063067
Hex has 0.53s of casting time. You have blink and aether. This gives you 1900 range of initiation. It seems like, youre just shit.
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What are the OP heroes this patch ?
Haven't played in a while.
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>>144063208
Blog shit whining about WHY ME LOSE GAME, TEAM OOGA crap isn't discussing DOTA, you god damn dumbfounded mongoloid.
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>>144038219
It gets better, right? Right?! 1.8k and some games I wish I could reach through the monitor and choke some motherfuckers. Especially when the enemy team won't end and they just stand outside the fountain killing you for 10 minutes while the creeps end. Possibly the most infuriating game I've ever played, why can't I stop?
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Please tell me someone has a problem with all the abilities being replaced by red x's since the update today.
no one on reddit is complaining and everything on google is from 2013 backwards.
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>>144063321
Slark
Jugg
Spectre
Lifestealer
Sven
Wraith King
Axe
Pugna
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>>144063365
You should be able to carry yourself out of 1.8k friend.
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>>144063330
>person talks about dota
>THIS ISNT TALKING ABOUT DOTA
anime shitters truly are the worst
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Guys what aboutaghs huskar
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>>144038219
>>144063365
>2k mmr
>1.8k mmr
SERIOUSLY
KILL URSELF RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, YOU FUCKING SHITLORDS
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR WORTHLESS CRAP GAMES
YOU WILL ALWAYS SUCK AT DOTA
END YOUR FUCKING LIFE ALREADY
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Why don't Valve just combine Monkey King Bar and Black King Bar to Negro King Bar?
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>>144063590
I forgot unless your 7k you're not allowed to talk about dota. Fuck off with your bought account and cry more
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what did we doright?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>144063730
kys, blogshitter
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>>144063547
its a late game item for him, problem is you'll have a huskar in the late game
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>been winning your games, son ?
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>>144063590
Go find a different dota circle jerk if all you want to do is piss and moan about this one
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>>144063730
>that alch
did he feed you aghs or something
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>>144063757
What's wrong, dudester?
>>144063843
Go find yourself a brain, shit eater.
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>ESL rerunning Frankfurt's EG vs Secret finals
Based
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>>144063730
>500gpm alch
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>>144063882
>>144063953
support razzil. only gave storm aghs
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Whats the strongest hero with infinite mana?
storm spirit or tinker??
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>>144064018
>octarine tinker
???
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How the fuck did radiant lose this game
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>>144064237
no tp on WR
no tower damage on naix
no anti-furion/tinker wards on the side lanes
no all-in rapier to rax dire faster than furion could do anything
all they did was sit around eating treants and getting fat while furion widdled down the radiant objectives
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>>144064018
Considering that Storm could literally spend the whole game invincible, he wins.
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>demon is going to peru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a7-cAabiLk
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>>144064237
>np with aghs refresher necro 3
>rhasta with aghs
>invoker with bots
if they leave their base they lose it
i guess at some point they thought they can leave their base
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>>144064558
LEL
Why wont he join some team as "coach" like all the failed ex-pro's do ?
>>
What if bloodstone had soul rings active, except instead of converting just 150 integer HP to mana, it converted 100%?
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>>144064237
Life stealer built BKB instead of something to make the enemies stop living before his built in BKB could wear off.
An AC would have won the game
>>
How to fix alchemist in 6.88:
>Greevil's Greed now gives alchemist -4 / 6 / 8 /10 armor when leveled up and takes 15/20/25/30% more magic damage
>Can be toggled on/off at any time. Has 0 mana cost 300 cooldown
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This ESL EG vs Secret game is pretty good.
I actually miss seeing Leshrac. He was a fun Hero.
I forget though, who wins this game?
Also Wyvern was nerfed into oblivion, holy shit.
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>>144065059
>alch is op
No.
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>>144053997
Third lowest BAT in the game.
Theoretically you could just build him a right clicker build and just fist people.
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>>144065119
I played like 4 games with Leshrac pickers today.
I also had a game with troll who I havent seen for a long time.
He went jungle with iron talon and ended the game 0/10 with phase, iron talon, shadowblade, and a morbid mask
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>egm feeding as usual
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>>144064708
when is fear going coach
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>>144064558
what the fuck why
demon's actually a quite good player
why is he subjecting himself to literally peruvians?
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If Liquid win at Manila Sing_sing will be guaranteed to win TI6!
Let's look back at the last 3 valve events: TI5-Winner = Aui_2000 Frankfurt Major-Winner = Notail Shanghai-Winner = EE, Misery And Pie Notice the link? All the winners are ex Cloud 9 members. So when Fata wins at Manila either Sing_sing or Bone_7 is guaranteed to win at TI6!I hope this shitpost is real and comes true ;_;7
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which pro players has the coolest nickname
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>>144066392
1437
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>>144066392
arise_3012
>>
>plebbit whined about the rune quest being hard
>le plebbit casual cunt actually granted their wish
>also made the quest so easy that literally anyone can do it
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK YOUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIT!
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>>144066392
FEAR DARKNESS
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>>144066392
etERnAlenVY
>>
this game is turning into league of legends
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>>144064558
>that piece of shit jimmy is literally living in a third world country
Sometimes karma works.
>>
>>144066392
Brian "Please don't call me 'Brian 'Brian Kibler' Kibler'
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>>144066392
I don't know why valve let's bsj play under his name because everyone knows its a cock joke.
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Some Necrophos just literally spent 20 mins of his life insulting me on the mic nonstop
TWENTY MINUTES OF UN-INTERRUPTED TRASH TALK
i have never laughed so hard in a game before
i enjoy this game greatly
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>>144067236
i-it is?
explain pls
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>>144067383
He slams his banana(cock) in the jamma
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>>144067568
The jamma?
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>>144067236
>bsj
>cock joke
What about Boner7
or SexyBambi
or BigDaddy
or balls
or WarNutz
or MyNuts
or Chad
or LongDD
or miGGel
or FuckingMad
or Bimbo
or Neqroman
or HANNAHMONTANA
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>>144067597
jamma =__(You)__
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>>144044306
>replying
>thinking this will help
Stop
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>>144066392
fuckingmad
wasn't there some hubub about forcing him to change his name a couple years ago because of retarded esports bullshit?
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>>144067275
I caused a stack to turn against one of their own one game to the point of the guy crying over his mic and abandoning
>Courier is like 30 feet from me with my items when SF tries to send it to get his
>Send it back to me
>Does that fucking thing where people spam retrieve items on the courier and you can't get your things delivered
>Steer his courier with items on it into the enemy a few minutes later
>He rages and starts feeding
>His stack doesn't believe him when he says I fed courier (they saw him fucking with my stuff even) and it just makes him madder
>"GUYS HE DID IT FIRST WHY ARE YOU EVEN MAD AT ME IT WAS HIM YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!"
>Literally LITERALLY sobbing into his mic
>Blubbers about fucking hating you guys, abandons
>Stack apologizes, says he freaks out easy, leaves
>mfw the entire time
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>recalibrated to 4.3k
>actual mm is 4.8k
is there a point to continue playing international ranked?
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>>144068387
use it to do your quests, its the best place to do it
shitters who think they deserve higher mmr will bust their asses to try to win games and you dont give a fuck about it
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>>144068387
MMR in international ranked hasn't been massively inflated yet, the highest players are around 5.2k there last time I checked.
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>>144068387
I don't think you understand the point of international(read:seasonal) MMR.
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help me dotards, i can't let go of my cock ;_;
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>tfw Dota is your life
JUST
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man tiny sure is a nice and balanced hero xD
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>>144069008
Are you joking?
Nothing about that build has anything to do with Tiny's strengths as a hero but the Blink
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>reach 4k
>stop playing ranked for a week, playing only unranked for the shitty quests
>alright let's try ranked today again
>teammate picks io
>fucking io
>teammate picks pudge solo offlane
>8 minutes in, Ukranian IO and Storm disconnect at the same time, probably due to bad internet
>pudge feeds storm to 4.5k invoker
>afks fountain
>-25
fuck you
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>>144069079
Come play with me at 1.5k then youll get on your knees and pray to god you are 4k
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Hey guys!
i broke into "high skill" with invoker
it may not say that the matches are so but i can assure you i am 3.2k mmr
this is me >>143801752
even though you guys hardly contributed
you were the first i asked so that does means something
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>>144069008
More like,
>blink is totally not a cancer item
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>>144069318
wrong pic
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>>144069008
>pick shit heroes like PA
>pick supports like mirana who don't do anything
>pick literally 2 stuns neither of which go through bkb
>in fact none of your heroes except slardar do anything through bkb
>lose
Guys?
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>>144069568
I was tiny xD
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>>144069008
Tiny is good at snowballing, who knew.
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>>144069620
>build burst damage and mobility on a burst hero and the enemy has 3 squishy heroes
>win
Guys?
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>>144070042
>>144069568
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/fc/Wraith_ability_incarn2_01.mp3
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>>144070042
You have been coaxed into a snafu
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>>144070179
Blink and mana is literally all a Tony needs to dominate, though
Blademail being broken doesn't help, as well
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>>144058995
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>>144058995
I see /d2g/ are terrible supports.
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>>144070486
>that sentry cock in mid
Nice la
>>
does
>dota_unit_allow_moveto_direction 1
not work anymore?
>>
>play dota
>have a terrible fucking time
>play any other game
>have a good time
Why do YOU still play dota?
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>>144070606
I don't, actually
I just love /d2g/
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>ready up for match
>spend 20 seconds loading
>get kicked back to the main menu with a 5 minute abandon penalty
How can this game be so retarded?
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>>144069427
gj faggot
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>>144066392
Admiral Bulldog
>>
How do you play ₦₳৳UR£$ ₽RO₱H£₮? What's his build ££$$$?
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>>144071513
lvl up teleport and go to the ward spot
attack ancient creeps till you get midas
then buy travel boots for split push
dont forget to use midas
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>support doom running around with purge
why is this a thing
>>
Is there a way to tweak the dota's in game ugly giganticUI?
It's stopping me from moving to dota form LoL
>>
>Draft a teamfight-heavy lineup
>Enemy picks Enigma
>We have no way to interrupt BKB Black Hole
>Ward his jungle
>Win
MVP is literally a team that stepped out of /d2g/.
>>
How did we lose this game?
What went wrong???
I was slark
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>>144071823
wouldn't axe or magnus do the same thing?
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>>144071891
no one bought poop pipe
>>
>>144071805
>not liking being able to see fucking nothing at all of the screen because Dota imitated the visible screen size of DotA to have consistency instead of just realizing that the retarded screen size only fucking hinders sight instead of actually being a part of gameplay
Psh, grow up, kid.
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>>144071805
Can't edit, the Xbox huge ui is part of the game. On of the ways dota increases its skill cap.
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>>144067606
>Bone7
>Chad
>HANNAHMONTANA
Come on now
Also
>Neqroman
Pretty sure that's a play on Necro and not Negro
>>
>>144072069
we had 3 bkbs, glimmer, shadow dance, reactive armor and everyone kept tps to fountain trip
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>>144072062
By then MVP already drafted their offlane (Bristle/Wisp) so Axe was a no-go and it was too late to draft around Magnus.
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>bet on Beesa vs Shazam before sleeping
>16%-84%
>the superior highlander genes won me 10 bucks
Based
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>>144071891
no abyssal
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>>144072181
most of venos damage im sure is coming from his ult, pipe is better for mid game
just my opinion.
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>>144071891
>Chrono into Veiled Macro, Acid, Radiance and Nova
>no fucking Pipe
literally killed yourselves
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>we're still pretending to like dota 2
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>>144071823
When did this happen?
>>
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Orb of Venom (275) + Blade of Alacrity (1000) + Robe of the Magi (450) + Recipe (275) = Emerald Reaper (2000)
>+15 Agility
>+15 Intelligence
>Passive: Toxicity
>Whenever you deal damage to an enemy, you deal an additional 3% of that HP in damage every second for 10 seconds and slow by 15%
>Toxicity cannot be fatal on its own and doesn't deactivate consumables
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>>144072596
Dotapit grand finals game 2
Old stuff.
>>
>Pieliedie becomes captain of Secret
>Decides to kick Puppan and Universe
>Pick up Singsing and Aui
>Win MLG Columbus
>???
>Profit
>>
>>144072821
>Literally a team with 4 meme players that lose games
Sorry kid, but performance in real life can't underflow to become positive like in computers.
>>
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>>144058995
I'm surprised at my deficiencies at warding in radiant's midlane jungle and just in lane wards in general. But I'm quite comfortable with how I'm warding right now with how much vision I can usually get.
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>>144072821
>puppan getting kicked from his own team
>aui leaving EG where he plays carry
>to join maymay team to support rtz
>singsing winning anything ever
>>
>>144072753
If Lina uses Q and then Ult on someone, do they take 3% of both the Q and the R as two different debuffs? Or does it use the last source of damage?
Also, 30% increase to your last damage for 2k gold lol.
>>
>>144072821
Simple Primer here:
1. SingSing = lose as soon as you enter brackets
2. Aui = lose as soon as you encounter tier 2+ teams
3. PLD = lose by memedraft if there is any lack of team cohesion whatsoever
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>>144073053
Forget that shit, +30 to your stats for 2000 gold with easy build up is already really good on its own.
>>
why is manila major and ti6 scheduled so close together?
>>
>All of Lina's skills at max level
>1370 damage, 520 of which is in an aoe, on a 50 second cooldown
>5 Meepos using Poof
>1400 damage in an aoe on a 6-second cooldown
Defend this shit.
>>
>>144073168
because autism
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>>144073053
independent stacks, they take 3% from each, and won't tick at the same time exactly. They'd still only get slowed by 15%.
>Also, 30% increase to your last damage for 2k gold lol.
what if it was 1% damage for 30 seconds
or 0.01% damage for 3000 seconds
without the slow
30% bonus damage looks nice on paper but when its dealt over a large amount of time it won't have any impact in most fights. If slark jumps you and kills you in 3 seconds, you dealt +9% damage
>>144073141
what if there was an item that gave +30 stats and only cost 1900 gold and instead of shitty int it gave the super valuable +15 strength = +300 hp, AND it gave you a huge passive buff of like +130 attack range
str/agi > agi/int
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>>144073310
But pressing Tab and W is hard anon!
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>>144073351
No shit, I'm buying it on almost all my cores already, hell even non-ranged heroes like Meepo is buying it. That thing will be nerfed like Drums did next patch, no doubt about that.
>>
>>144073310
It is melee range and has a delay
Now, if he had a way to lock an enemy's position from range, THAT'D be broken
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>>144073554
kek
>>
>>144073554
Nah, it's still okay unless it disables spells that let you dodge it, like Blink or Phase Shift.
>>
>>144073553
okay so lets say this ability is too strong at 3% for 10 seconds
and too weak at 0.1% for 300 seconds
ignoring the slow
what would be the magic equilibrium point where its balanced?
>>
Is Dota 2 the game with the most depth currently available across ALL games?
>>
>>144073737
No. If we narrow it down to games that are not dead, then yes.
>>
>>144073785
what about in general, excluding "alive" and "dead" genre
>>
>>144074034
probably tos or halo
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>>144058617
http://pastebin.com/bmE2K3yf
keep getting spam warning, so check the pastebin instead
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>>144074259
>tos
a fucking moon rune rpg
>halo
nice b8
kill yourself
>>
What the fuck should I do as zeus when there is no rotations to mid from my team?
Should i just buy iron talon and go jungle?
>>
>>144074613
just zap the fucking creeps man
ain't that hard
gank your offlane
gank your safelane
go rotate
its pretty easy to get farm as zues
unless the enemy support is camping middle and preventing you from even approaching the creeps then just kill yourself
>>
>>144051402
Yup, she's pretty tall mate. Pretty sick looking mountain
>>
>>144074738
>cant pick runes
>cant get anywhere because no mobilty and dies to 2 hits
Only kill you can get is when enemy dives tower and you tp there.
>>
>>144051468
I would say extreme case of sleep deprivation (also secret getting rekt constantly)
>>
>>144053389
That is the most broken shit I've ever read
>>
Best item build for QW Invoker currently?
>>
>>144053389
>literally dream hero of every cuck
kys
>>
>>144075129
flying courier>ward>tangoes>arcane boots>euls>dagger>mek>gg>dagon or something
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>>144075129
same build as for clinkz, its literally GoodClinkz
>>
>>144073737
was now its trash
and in a few patches you won't be able tot tell the difference between it and League of legends
>>
>>144051468
He looks constipated
>>
>>144042229
Because playing carry/mid is the only fucking reliable way to climb, especially from below 3k.
>>
HOW TO FIX CRYSTAL MAIDEN IN 6.88:
>Brilliant Aura remade
>No longer gives mana regeneration
>Now gives -10/20/30/40% mana costs to allies
>Gives -20/40/60/80% mana costs to self
>Applies to all spells and item costs
>>
>reddit gets its suggestions implemented into the game
>d2g gets patch notes leaked before anyone else.
which would you rather have
>>
>>144075746
that would be the stupidest shit in the game
>>
>>144075813
Who cares fuck this game
>>
>>144075813
d2g gets patch notes leaked before anyone else
reddit has done nothing good for this game, they've only made it worse with their cancerous ideas
>>
>>144075832
why
shes literally the worst hero in the game
her aura does nothing past 5 minutes
>>
>>144075910
cm sits in fountain while storm spirit zaps to mid from base then goes back in 1 jump
>>
>>144075329
So phase orchid deso? Isn't Orchid a bad item?
>>
>>144075991
Can't Storm already do that with a TP scroll or BoTs?
In fact isn't that an integral part of holding highground as Storm?
>>
>>144075910
Have you ever played TB with a CM on your team? That shit is the tits. You can spam your illusions on CD forever.
>>
>>144072753
What about the slow?
>>
>>144075910
>worst hero in the game
Nigger what? She's nowhere near that
The worst hero in Arc warden or maybe Visage
>>
>>144075991
its -40% mana costs not -80% to allies
storm would just be slightly better
>>144076104
just buy a fucking infused teardrops lmao
same mana regen as vlads for 225
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>>144076075
yeah he can but the point is it depletes all his mana, so he sacrifices his chance at fighting to wave clear, with your idea a hero like storm or tinker whose main limiting factor of endless rape is mana, could have insane uptime
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>>144075910
>pick CM
>win every lane with her
>"abloo abloo I'm useless after early game"
>>
>>144076257
It actually wasn't my idea.
Also the other guy has a point, since the -40% is only to base cost it actually wouldn't do much in your listed scenario. (It would still be OP as fuck though since Storm now gets double-zips per encounter).
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>>144075910
>her aura does nothing past 5 minutes
Having a constant clarity for your team going throughout the whole game really makes a huge difference my man.
Not to mention it helps all of your lanes win.
Frost Bite is always a useful root if they have no way to dispel it and Nova is still a strong slow.
If she gets a good ult off it can almost single handedly win the fight too.
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what if there was a cm aura but for hp
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>>144075910
>shes literally the worst hero in the game
>has a 55% winrate in 5k+ which is the third highest behind Riki and Lifestealer.
???
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>>144075746
>>144075910
>>144076245
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>>144050360
It's possible but only AND ONLY with fotm that can go late game and 1vs5, otherwise many games are lost in the begining.
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>>144076408
Is Riki GoodBH now?
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>>144076334
still i feel like some would use a new cm like this to avoid teamfights just to make sure youre alive providing the aura for the heavy mana users and farming till you get the items with which you feel like participating
With the recent patches that offers more items and utilities for supports to fight, this could go the opposite direction and for that i doubt a change like this would happen
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>>144076623
Riki is what players should pick if they wanted to play carry bounty hunter.
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>>144076336
What if there was a haertstopper aura, but for mana
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what if there was a chakra magic but for hp?
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What if there was a mana leak, but for hp
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what if there was a tango but for mana
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What if there was a faerie fire but for mana
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>Damage enemy Heroes 10/15/20 times with 100 Magic or Pure damage within 10 seconds
I hit the enemy probably more than 20 times and it only counted one time.
Am I fucking missing something here or this quest is bugged ?
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what if there was a vlads but for magic
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>>144055182
I like this one, skills are more or less original at least.
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>>144077326
No you're just doing it wrong
it wants 10 ticks of 100+ magic/pure damage within 10 seconds
i.e. cm ulting
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>>144077326
It means:
Within 10 seconds, you have to deal at least 100 damage more than 10/15/20 times
It's basically impossible unless you're playing CM in potato bracket.
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>>144077427
Ooh I see now. Pretty vague wording on their behalf. Thank you.
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>>144077497
>>144077461
Just play mongs
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Zai should do ASMR.
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>>144077525
Play sf..
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who /abuse/ here?
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>>144056739
You mean pay2lose since it only affects your own ability to see wards and mot people who use default map
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>>144077461
?
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what if there was a but for
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>No good streams are on
W-What do /d2g/
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>>144078934
what if there was a twitch stream but for overwatch
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>>144078934
XBOCT IS STREAMING AND HE'S BASED AND COMFY EVEN THOUGH HE'S THE WORST CARRY IN DOTA 2
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i've got a hot new meme but it needs a new thread
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>>144079269
me too
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sheever wouldnt look too bad with short hair desu
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nice dead thread (and dead game), dotards
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>>144079448
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dead gae
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>>144079448
y-you too!
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>>144079530
>>144078934
dumb animeNEETs
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new thread
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>>144079580
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