>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22059/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
>tobi may be arrested the next time he goes to the EU under their new censorship/hatespeech law
Where will yuros be posting once 4chan is banned and they are cucked of free speech?
what went right?
Secret.NA will win the 2016 Manila Major
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
ETA ON MANILA MAJOR
>>144079667
perkele :D
>>144079780
that would Bee Beeautiful
>>144079667
koskenkorva :D
whats your opinion on those people who use the all chat "good game, well played!" on the scroll wheel after every single small event that amuses them?
what if there was an echo sabre for spells
Didn't Lebanon kill himself?
>>144079645
>>144079705
>>144079780
Zai plays in 3 and a half hours in his first official game back since TI5
>>144079806
that's not WR
can someone plz make a JUST edit of the recent arteezy photoshoot?
I can pay in maymays
>>144079924
WR a slut
>>144079893
what if there was a veil of discord for attacks?
Faerie fire is the most obnoxious item in the game
Best courier: Redpaw.
Best ward: Warding Guise.
Best cursor: TI2015.
Best weather: Moonbeams
Best loading screen: Siren's song. Honorable mention: Beaver Knight.
Best announcer: Glados. Honorable mention: Pyrion Flax (rip).
Bastionfags can self bloodstone.
>>144079959
Drow is only for cucks
WR is a real mans waifu
>>144079935
why would you come to an image board to request edits of an image, then not attach said image to your post? do you really expect me to search for it myself?
>>144080018
WR doesn't even have TITS. You have to be gay to have her as your waifu.
I would say let's have a moment of silence for our yurocucks posters last day on 4chan, but the thread is so dead nobody will notice.
>>144079924
>>144079959
>>144080018
they are gf & gf anyway. calm down jeez
>>144080062
what? whats going on?
Rate my beastmaster
>>144080047
>tits make a waifu
You sound pretty shallow
>>144080079
Wanna fuck?
>>144080086
Yuros getting cucked out of free speech
Illegal to say anything that hurts people's feelings
>>144080110
wannabe AM/10
>>144080115
No I'm not. I just can't take a waifu seriously that has no tits.
>>144080079
They're married you jerk.
so the first 2 days of the major have all the stomps going on (Nb-col, EG-Msk etc)
when are the legit series going to be played?
do u think that it will be the same retarded format like Epicenter where teams of the same group just wont play eachother and might play other teams several times (EG-VP)?
who thought of this retarded shit? I want the TI2 model again with 2 groups, at least then no one has a free pass to the UB
KEKS
#MostPowerful
>we will FINALLY be free of tiago
>>144080047
its in the old general mah boi
>>144080184
>I just can't take a waifu seriously that has no tits.
Pretty shallow FlimFam
>>144080243
did he finally get Ebola and die?
>>144080283
>quoting wrong posts
>>144080335
No, but the EU banning 4chan will finally get rid of him
>>144080372
>EU banning 4chan
God Bless
>>144080335
About as shallow as the depth of your boypussy :3
Post rare Trixi
drow & wr a shit
venge best bae
>>144080443
Sorry i'm Bara tier
No boipuss here
>it's a waifuNEET thread episode
>>144080526
That's kinda gay.
>>144080503
That's just wrong.
Normie posters/skill level please die or leave.
guys, should I play some ranked dota 2 today?
>>144080559
are you from /tv/?
>>144080503
>that image
Go back to Deviantshit where you got that
>>144080586
not from no but i do check it from time to time
>>144080581
no it's too stressful
>>144080187
>>144080372
>Eu banning 4chan
Come again?
When will they learn?
how do I win with the king of beards?
I have been trying to finish this stupid quest for the 6th time now and I just cant win with him
>>144080702
It's Lebanon spamming his usual nonsense. Have you already forgotten his reaction images?
Just ignore him.
>>144080702
Don't keep up with the news I take it
Protip : even if it doesn't happen as part of this new legislation they are moving ever closer
>>144080728
t. 2k shitter who doesnt understand the importance of teamwork
>>144080793
t. man cucked of free speech
Can Lebanon please just kill himself
I bet he looks like PPD.
what if there was a dota 2 but for casuals?
>>144081072
strife?
>yuros can't even defend their EU anymore and just ramble about the boogeyman
>>144079667
:DDDD FUgggg
>>144079890
Not as bad as the people who use the shorter "Good game." emote to try to tilt people.
what was the most retarded build you've guys done that actually worked?
>>144081313
well considering i started building ricing sven 1-4-4 decades ago while getting called retarded for it both ingame and here i'd say it's that
>>144081313
eblade dagon riki
>>144081313
>>144081125
> strife?
/r/ing dead game.jpg
How is lebanon this autistic dotards?
>>144081754
As autistic as dancatpro and tiago
>>144081754
>>144081791
You fuckers are what will cause the end of /d2g/
No, we are not amazing, nor have we been in the history of /vg/, but it only gets worse when you force more and more namefags
Take a look at /tf2g/ and witness our future
You won't have a soul to blame but yourselves
Is AM a good hero this patch?
How many points do you get dotards?
Post them with your favourite hero. Let's see what dota players truly are.
>>144081934
We used to be great. What went wrong?
>>144082156
The game died.
>>144082156
I dont know lad
We used to have at least 8 threads daily
Now we barely get 3
More namefags everyday
Dotard 2 gulag is done
>mfw EU-cucks think they can take my freedom of speech
>>144082120
64
Barathrum
>>144082120
I got 44 but I'm not even a virgin :/
>>144081934
tf2g looks pretty good compared to us
games dead lads
maybe ti6 can save it for like 2 weeks
manilla won't be hype at all
btw what's ti6 prize pool looking like, since that measures the relevancy of the lan
tresden for wife
>>144082120
93, Clockwerk
>>144082418
What a degenerate.
>>144082120
67
Puck
I lost most of my potential points on social since I've never so much as held hands with a girl.
>>144082418
>>144082120
Oh and Drow Ranger.
How do I stop getting triggered?
Some fucking cunt Slark picker goes 5/6/15 and wins the game on his teams back and types "ez" on allchat.
And I lose it. This retarded motherfucker, who the hell does he think he is?
Also, is there a way to get the old loading screen back? At least then I could see who I've muted and dodge games.(this is not about triggering, i just don't want to play with people who build vanguard on slark)
Also why are Slark, Riki and Clinkz so popular right now? The Compendium quests?
>>144082527
You're cyborg
>>144082338
This is irrefutable evidence that gameshitters ruin threads. More gameshitters means more 3k retards discussing a game they don't understand, with a view set on blaming everyone but themselves. The thread eventually devolves into namefagging and circlejerking.
Meanwhile when there are esports going on, the thread is actually alive and everyone is able to discuss one same topic, namefags are drowned in discussion and receive no replies, and thus /d2g/ is good once more.
>>144082625
+1
>>144082625
This is correct.
>>144082120
33 and meepo.
>>144082553
>Also why are Slark, Riki and Clinkz so popular right now?
Because 2k trench was right and ivisibilty is most OP thing in this game.
>>144082480
>le dead game meme
>>144081882
A game of dota or what?
>>144082480
Game measures the relevancy of the prize pool. The game itself is shit, so in turn the prize pool is going to be shit.
>>144082120
82, Kunkka
>>144079992
It's like people never knew stick existed
Our guys Kaipa are playing in 2 hours.
Get comfy.
>>144082120
11
Silencer
>>144082120
83, pudge
man why the fuck do people pick shadow fiend
like 90% of the hero pool is a direct counter to that shit hero
>>144082625
im 4.3k shit and i dont even understand half the shit despite playing for 3 years now.
I wish d2g would turn helpful someday....
>>144082865
erp goes in /tg/
this place is for dota
>>144083137
same reason i keep picking tresdin
i think she's cool
>>144082865
Im gonna do a custom alone but we can play bit later if you want
>>144082120
91 lycan
>>144083202
man go fuck yourself im here to dota
>>144082625
thats a bit bullshit i think
blogshitters were always there since source 1 dota was in deep beta
sure shitters with strong opinions are a pain but thats the case for everything
i really dont see how blogfags would suddenly evolve into cancerous erp fags and offtopic spamming namefags
PSG and ledouch posting was a pain for years now i think but its honestly nothing to the joke state d2g is in right now. look at the last thread and how it is filled with aggressive spamming while dota only being used as camouflage to make it look "related"
>>144082120
88
Don't have a single favorite hero, but top 3 is Ember, Brew, WR
i have over 2500 hours in this game and am unranked
what do you have to say to that, various nerds who base everything on rating?
>>144083260
yay :3
>>144083341
Then what's the best hero to buy 4 Vanguards on
holy sht this is fucking shitty dota from execration vs g1
is sea this garbage?
>>144082865
were going to listen to kanye west
The number of almost-normies in this thread is greater than I've seen it in another board.
>>144083438
bristlebong
>>144083476
you're saying we're more or less normal than everyone else?
>>144083351
Hes right tho
>>144083438
Wait, are you nik?
Why did he do it
>>144083517
Maybe, why?
>>144083459
He's a shit tho
>>144083509
More. And that's probably one of the reasons why dota is dying.
>>144083556
anime is shit, just like you
Is Ursa not garbage anymore
What are the chances of Manila Major being complete, irredeemable shit?
>>144083556
>tfw second lowest
It's okay. Its not us that's bad. It's them.
>>144083556
what score? behavior score?
this is probably the worst possible place to ask this but if one were to try and break into the pro scene (EU) how would one do it?
>>144083556
its okay - to be fair the score thing is pretty bad at judging a person
like i score pretty high but i am a really really awful human being who commits violence extremely regularly
fuck you shitxecration
>>144083695
Apparently all you need is to be autistic and grind MMR then wait for pro teams to show interest in you. Worked for w33 and Miracle.
But you also need to be able to work with a team. Even if you're as autistic as Miracle.
>>144083634
Almost zero. ESL turned out really good outside of some audio blips here and there. And the crowd is hype.
>wake up
>beesa destroyed TC
based af
>>144083556
What's your steam? I wanna be friends with you.
>>144083790
who and who?
>>144083876
>>144083556
seconding this
>>144083556
Behaviour score? Yeah my dropped down by like 400, 500 points for some reason, i think cuz my apartment lost power and gotten an abandon in ranked ;_;
>>144083574
No reason, just curious, i were friends with you few days ago
>>144083942
Why did you delete me? ._.
>>144083351
Blogshitters are not to blame, they are merely a sympton of the decadence of the thread. When people actually start posting about how good they did or how much their team fed, it means you're entering /d2g/ Dead Hours, and the thread will soon devolve further.
E-Sports is the only time during which /d2g/ is alive and thus, free of cancer.
>>144083883
The king of UK dota and the trashcan of Canada
just imagine for a second if your life boiled down to shit posting on d2g all day everyday, how pathetic would your life have to be where your sense of self worth comes from autists in a dead general on one of the deadest boards on 4chan?
What went right? I had the magic touch.
>>144083695
either be a midshitter and grind your mmr like there's no tomorrow or form a 5 stack and collectively git gud
>>144084078
>so low that BF PA wins games
stop posting please.
>>144084078
>trying to reach psg/lelouch/tiago levels of fame and namefaggotry
Godjob you fucking friend collecting attention whore.
>>144084112
Be my Steam crush please.
>>144083968
Idk really
>>144084078
>force staff
Just why
>>144084149
:)
>>144084172
You're a big meanie armaaaaa. Also the Forcestaff was to get away from the big bad bear.
>>144082120
80, Earth Spirit
ded gaem
NEW ITEM IN 6.88: EMERALD SICKLE
Orb of Venom (275) + Blade of Alacrity (1000) + Robe of the Magi (450) + Recipe (275) = Emerald Sickle (2000)
>+15 Agility
>+15 Intelligence
>Passive: Toxic
>All damage you deal via attacks or spells poisons enemies, dealing an additional 3% damage per second and slowing for 10 seconds.
>Slows by 8% for ranged attacks or spells and 12% for melee attacks. Each damage stack is independent, slows do not stack.
>Toxic cannot be fatal on its own and doesn't deactivate consumables, can't be reflected or amplified or reduced or purged (same as Kunkka's rum).
>EX. You hit a hero with a 400 magic damage nuke. They lose 300 hp instantly, then lose 9 HP/s for 10 seconds with 8% slow.
>>144084632
no this general is just dead because avatarfagging autists ruined it
>Pick Lone Druid
>win
IT'S
THAT
EASY
>>144084713
How do we make it alive again
>>144084238
Im not and get ghost scepter
>>144084741
Call cykas because they're the only ones who like dota
>>144082120
185, oracle
>>144084726
He has a sub 50% winrate in every bracket, his time has passed.
If you're not an armlet carrying STR carry you're letting your team down.
>>144084748
Ghost Scepters are for pussies.
>>144084805
But cykas have their own chans.
>>144084726
What the fuck, how do you have so little farm with that KDA?
>>144084830
slark isn't agility
slark doesn't build armlet
>Put on radiant
>Good, fun games
>Polite teammates
>Quests get done
>Decent hero picks
>Put on dire
>Team argues from pick screen
>Russians
>Retards failing to do quests
Something's fucky with the matchmaking system.
>>144084831
Where is the cyka Chan?
>>144084741
by not replying to avatarfagging autists and reporting them like i am about to do to you
>>144082120
36, Windwaifu
>>144084830
Invoker does too though. And everyone says how OP he is. I mean I am trench tier mmr so anything can work etc, but a hero's winrate doesn't always mean he's shit, and I see him picked in 6k mmr still
NP however, now that hero's time has passed for now for sure
But LD can both push and fight
>>144084839
What? 90% of the items go on the Bear. I had that on Lone, and Radiance+Phase+AC on Bear. Game was a total stomp though ended at 30 mins with the score being 35/6 or so
But I indeed am bad at farming, that's what happens in2k mmr
>>144084923
> 46 % wr on Scourge
> 54% wr on Sentinel
Literally what
>>144082120
126
Techies
>>144085172
kys
why do BTS and moonduck have terrible """"""""""""music""""""""""""" in between games?
>>144084710
>30% amplified damage
>global range
kek
sounds totally balanced
good job faggot this is why you aren't allowed to make games
Remember when twitch used to be watchable?
Is the average game length really 40+ minutes? Geeeee
>>144082120
94
lion
>>144085196
That is part of the techies strategy.
>>144085705
most people below 5k dont know how to close out games so they end up lasting way longer than they should which inflates that number
>>144085705
the average time to find a game at 9 AM in the morning is 40 minutes lmao
>>144085697
>memewatch
>no big red cross all over it
>>144085697
>>144085805
missed one on overwatch actually
Well, I'm probably going to be under 5k for a while. 40 minutes + geeeeee
>>144085697
not really
>>144085697
>liking moonfuck
>liking jewful or massan
>even knowing what those LoL/overshit channels are like
end urself fampaitachisan
reminder: don't be a fucking faggot
win dota
>>144085920
>>144085805
It's crossing out non-English streams you mouthbreathing autists
Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.
They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.
They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.
By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.
Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.
Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.
They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.
People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.
Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.
uuuuh dotards ?
>>144085992
>>144085697
oh wow, then you are an even greater retard than I thought
now you just have to end yourself IMMEDIATELY, ok?
Since we're talking streams, why are there so many RU streams, when compared to NA/EU streams for DOTA 2?
Im so unlucky with the towers in this game lately ;_;
>>144085992
>he can only speak english
Wow you are truly pathetic
>>144086475
Because there's SO MANY RUSSIANS playing this dead game.
>>144086325
complain on reddit. valve will fix that shit up.
>>144086475
Going by that image CS:GO is even worse with slavshits.
NA/EU streams seem to be the majority only for meme games like Overwatch and Hearthstone
>have all Very High Skill games from the first game
>go to calibration
>start at Average MMR 3800
>win the game with 2nd highest GPM and positive score
>game number 2 is also 3800
>win the 2nd game again with 2nd highest GPM and positive score
>game 3 : AVERAGE MMR 3400
>win the game going 20-0-5
>game 4 is 3600 average mmr
fuck this shit i wont even finish them, smurfing is gay
>>144085841
>>144085805
>caring about DEADwatch
So it has been confirmed armaa is a liar?
>>144087020
who?
If Dota is dead all we have to do is just buyback lmao
It's that simple
>>144086901
They said there were 9.7 million players in the Open beta you tard.
That would have dropped considerably when people actually had to pay for the game.
>one hour until kaipi play
>safelane with jakiro the fucking win the lane lose the game hero
>he isn't harassing the enemy bs and silencer at all, just watching them eat up my hp
>go jungle because ive died twice to that fucking bloodcyka and dont want to feed more
>he doesnt buy wards
>even though EVERY FUCKING ENEMY HERO IS IN OUR JUNGLE LOOKING FOR A FREE KILL
>GO RADIANT JUNGLE AND DIRE ANCIENTS UNTIL I GET BACK ONLINE
>C-C-COMMEND ME GUYS
FUCKING FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE
I HOPE YOU GET STUCK IN LOW PRIORITY HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKER
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT I HATE THIS GAME
Rod of atos now build from
Staff of wizardry x 2
Life booster
Orb of venom
Recipe (325)
Total cost: 3600
Grants 30 int, 350 hp
Passive - greater poison - your autoattacks poison the enemy, dealing 25 magic damager per second and lowering magic resistance by 14% for 5 seconds. This
Active: unchanged
The game itself may not be dead yet but /d2g/ its been fucking dead for months
>>144087537
I rarely even come here at this point.
This place went the way of mmo generals and became degenerate central.
>>144087231
yes, thats the point. dead game but they have stooped to masking it
>>144087501
>yet another m dmg amp
kys faggot
>6 minute rune is about to spawn
>your mid still hasn't ganked either sidelane
>>144087681
bobo
>>144087681
>mid ganking sidelanes
some anon posted this and thread quality became better
use this instead of complaining and doing jackshit
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>>144086491
arma you fuccboi get in here
https://discord.gg/0dRxGYLssGPjdB5j
>>144087681
>mid come save our safe tri lane from this offlaner
>>144087823
That SEA host guy is fucking awful.
>>144087821
thanks
heres two I had for whatever reason
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I had a longer list but new computer n shieeeet
>>144081313
Dagon Eblade Aether Lens Octameme Refresher Bounty Hunter
Is Qop viable at all ever? She seems like such a piece of shit hero.
tnc is so FUKEN SHIT
>>144087821
portu shit skin image-filters btw
>>144088069
if u r s4
>>144088069
If you can snowball and never give up streaks until you take a rax or two, and her damage output doesn't scale well.
>losing a game
>our phoenix spends the entire game correcting peoples grammar and punctuation in the chat
>all around a passive-aggressive dipshit
>we lose
>check his profile
>see this
>>144088069
Yup Queen of pain is viable. You just have to focus on buying the right items situationally appropriate to your current team composition and to the enemy lineup.
>>144088069
I have a friend who is just amazingly good and he makes mids like Queen or Mag still work, this is in the 5.5k - 6k bracket.
So this sub and the community as a whole was been asking for a lot lately, and I think valve deserves some recognition for them listening. I mean, we asked for some of the butterfly and heart of tarrasque quests to be changed, and they were. We asked for changing quests before the horn blows, and we can. We also talked about the tree challenge to be changed, and they put in a minigame to make it easier. They even got the "arcane rune" part of the rune quest removed. So thank you Valve, for listening and getting things done to quiet the community for just a little bit longer.
listening to some yung hurn waiting for mah boy zai to play again
>>144088069
kill people for 30 mins then abandon the game
woooooow tnc is FUKEN trash
i miss in house league where pros would play with each other and stream it after major tourneys, what every happened to that?
>>144087846
Why?
>>144088583
mmr obsession + that shit was scheduled making it difficult to plan games for
>>144088583
Majors mean there is no time for that.
Honestly Valve should slash the prize money for Majors/TI to 1/10 of what it is to force pros to stream.
>enemy terrorblade is getting radiance and farming creeps nonstop and getting big
>our sven gets divine rapier as his 4th item after blink/mom/bkb
>he's super fat and farmed 8-0-11
>sven: "we need to push all mid before tb gets fat"
>we get a kill on TB
>"no time to rosh go rax it while he's down"
>we force everyone mid
>tb buys back
>teleports in
>sunders sven from 100% to 20% and kills him in 2 hits
>terrorblade takes rapier and immediately goes to rosh takes aegis
>game goes on another 20 minutes and tb never dies a single time and gets another aegis and keeps murdering everyone with a FREE divine rapier
literally the only FREE item in the game
why did it have to happen to me
>>144087846
>this hangout
holy shit is d2g seriously just a r9k variation at this point?
>>144088708
or maybe not have 3 FUCKING MAJORS
AND ONE SO CLOSE TO TI6
WTF
>>144088708
There should be no prizepool at all. Remember these guys play because they have a passion for Dota, no one cares about the money they just want to win :^)
>>144088319
yeah, no.
fucking plebbit.
>whine about something that's """"""impossible"""""" aka can't do it because I'm shit
>rally all the other noobs that can't do the quest and create a circlejerk
>wait for cuckold plebbit valve rep to make the """"""challenges"""""" easier to appease the plebbit noob circlejerk
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Manila starts tomorrow
Rate my predictions and post yours.
>9 minutes until kaipi play
>Arma messages you
REMINDER
to drink water during games
and pee between games
to keep a good body water balance
and play better
>>144082120
thirteen (13)
Pre nerf Arc warden
>1 Minute until Kaipi play
>shitbox
>>144082120
>someone actually made this image
>people are actually fucking replying to it for validation
man this general is shit
>the state of Cancel
feels bad
>>144090525
WHAT STREAM
>Bone7 in a pub right now
>>144090620
Fuck off, there's nothing to talk about anyway.
2 more days until esports and revitalization of this general
OUR GUY
U
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G
U
Y
Z A I
A
I
IS LITERALLY MOMENTS AWAY FROM HIS RETURN TO PROFESSIONAL DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENTS 2
Hey dotards, what are some good heroes that you can pick as a "support" so your team doesn't get angry and titled but you can still carry the game with?
>Skywrath Mage
>Mirana
>Windranger
>Bounty Hunter
Who else?
>>144091114
Phantom Assassin support
>>144090309
>tfw I was saved from a kidney stone thanks to some shitposter
>>144090620
>Claim points for taking drugs as its not a 'normie' thing to do
>All normies do drugs
whoever made this, is a fucking retard
or is smoking weed or tobacco some underground shit now?
>>144090309
and sit up straight!
>>144091361
>>Claim points for NOT taking drugs
made an error.
>>144091114
>Skywrath Mage carrying anything
>playing WR or POTM as anything but cores
????
>Not watching Kaipi aka Our guys play right now
What's your excuse dotards?
>>144091114
shadow demon
riki
naga
alch
zettechies
>>144091212
it's viable 2bh. blur prevents the enemy team on detecting you in the minimap thus ez to plant ninja wards.
>>144082120
186, crystal maidenim a girl btw :D
>>144091716
Show tits and ill show you my peepee :3
>>144082120
0-8
Slark
I want to fuck sharisha in her disgusting russian mouth
>>144091705
no its not viable you fucking retard
this is why youre in the trench
Nolifer5 or YES?
tempted to go on the submarines
>Hitbox.tv
>>144092019
>Twitch
Wasn't this TheCoon guy standing in for FDL a while back?
>those emotes on Shitbox
And I thought Twitch was bad
>>144092289
Get TROLLED
canceL^^ is actually so fucking pathetic
>>144092289
actually 9gag tier
why would you voluntarily do this to your website?
How the fuck does shitbox make my whole browser lag
>>144092460
Fucking newfag.
is bone still drafting for kaipi?
screenshot this
kaipi are gonna be meme'd to death
ZERO STUNS
>>144092603
bamboe has the captain's crown so its probably him
Zai playing offlane after all?
Neat
Yeah kp lost this one
>team makes the safe lane carry farm solo against a duel lane from minute 0
at what mmr does this stop?
>pudge is daily hero
no
im not playing
>zai playing pos 3
>>144091716
>"Successful" girl
>posts on 4chan and of all places, a dead general
gj
>Hey guys, how about we draft zero instant disables?
>First game mirana not first banned
>don't pick mirana
I'm getting reported all the time for no reason?
I don't ever talk, I don't flame, I don't blame, I don't even comment on the match going on win or lose. I just play sven safe lane, farm, and try to win the game. I notice sometimes my team will dive enemy tower while I am farming and saying ">Get Back!" They all die, then I get ping spammed by 1 person, then "ctm report sven farm all game puta madre"
How is this reports system a good thing? I've been reported 3 by 3 different parties in 3 different games already and I don't even know why. I'm pretty sure one of those reports is because I bought a SnY on sven and my teammate freaked out for some reason.
Why does shitters love orchid so much? why dont they just get hex?
>>144088723
I once dropped divine as TA to windranger (back when she was OP as fuck). We won but we just couldn´t fucking kill her.
>>144092786
I got techies one day, then the other day meppo.
>>144093068
the idea behind orchid is that you snow ball super hard from 14-20ish minutes and with the massive gold lead you get enough items to continue raping and win.
unfortunately meme back gold basically makes you a huge gold pinata so once you finally give up your streak you pretty much instantly lose the game
>>144082120
50, Undying
this game is basically trash and I'm only waiting for a pay check to come in the mail so I can upgrade my PC and play better games
>>144093228
Then why do they still get it on meme heroes like bh, or even worse come back for it just to build meme thorn.
WHEN the fuck is MANILLA DUDE
I'M HAVING FUCKING WITHDRAWAL REEEEEEEEE
>>144093372
>bh
>meme hero
idiot
to answer your question its because your in 2k, that doesnt happen in higher mmrs
>>144093372
>"bloodthorne is bad" -d2g
>>144093619
>8k gold item that is countered by many items that are half its price
>good
>>144093619
>JUST PURGE MY SHIT UP
>b-but what if enemy wont buy any purge or bkb?! then its great item guys!
lmao
any1 watching KP?
>>144094081
no fuck off
>>144082553
>Also why are Slark, Riki and Clinkz so popular right now? The Compendium quests?
Just the fact that they are on the map makes the life of 1 to 3 players miserable.
>>144092460
remember these are the kind of emotes people love on twitch so much that they install botnets to see them
>fuck up whole game
>somehow teammates still carry you retarded ass
>gg ez mid, commend me
is there any better feeling?
>>144093967
>>144094207
>11 second cooldown 5 second silence + true strike + full team critical damage
you use it on a target that didn't buy BKB fagboi. either that or you use it, bait BKB, disengage then reengage. Sorry you need SKILL to use the item fucking retards
>inb4 everyone gets excited now that kaipi won a series against a shit team.
Exactly the same thing happened with Burden United and look what happened to them.
Is dota finally dying? I hope so. 4 straight patches of shit in a row followed by release of actually good games like street fighter and overwatch, I think that's the final nail in the coffin. Only fucking wetbacks will play this game anymore.
>>144094474
Playing Beastmaster and hunting bounty runs just so I can say 'wahooooo!' when he does
:3
>>144094779
>only 4 patches of shit
there has not been a good patch that was even closed to balanced for like 3 years now
>tfw you get a 2k lc jungle who goes 0-1-1-1
>tfw you get a tinker who calls sky and veno gay heroes
>>144094890
tinker and veno are both gay tho
sky is bro-tier
>>144094890
sky and veno are gay heros though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDmDDwEoDkI
>13 min bf
How viable is jungle anti mage?
>>144094779
Yes it is. Just Russians and other third worlders still give a shit about this game.
I switched to only watching it now because that is still somewhat entertaining.
>meme music
>hots's best team is saying they probably aren't going to be playing heroes next year because of how dead the game is / incompetent blizzard is
I will never know how people still consider blizzard to be some top tier developer, literally all of their games are dying besides hearthstone, and obviously it's too early to tell for overwatch but i don't expect that game to be very glamours in a years time
why
>>144095040
>cliff jungling AM
delete this immediately
>>144095158
but overwatch lmao dat ass top tier waifus that's what makes games good dude play overwatch bro xDD
>>144095040
He should've gone for Iron Talon
>>144094779
>good games like overwatch
just fucking stop
>>144095505
ignore the blizzshills
they will keep shilling everything everywhere so the only way is to ignore them
wow cancel is a really depressing guy, this is worse than black^ desperately trying to get back with VG
>>144095387
>remove porn easter egg from Overshit
>remove Overshit porn from internet
>>144095867
Forgot hero, Jakiro.
>>144095164
>he doesn't know about roaming support brewmaster
get gud
>>144095702
What did he say?
>>144095158
I enjoy hearthstone for the harmless thrill of random gambling even though I'm rather unhappy with pretty much all their design decisions.
>>144095158
I think the only reason Hearthstone isn't dying is because it's a mobile game, which really appeals to the casual audience they're clearly going after. It's not like Hearthstone tournaments pull in huge numbers as an esport.
>>144079580
I will miss kaipis game and I will miss 90% of Manila Major because I wageslave for 20k a year in a student summer job
Rate.
>fairly even game
>3 feeders on each team
>2 stompers on each team
>Clear outdraft at the very beginning
Draft will always trump skill and strategy.
NEW ITEM
Charm Bracelet:
Wind lace (235)
Orb of venom (275)
Blight stone (300)
Recipe (485)
Total: 1300 gold
+10 movement speed
+2 all stats
Passive - Advantage aura - grants 2 armour and +8% movement speed to nearby allies, -2 armour and -8% movement speed to nearby enemies.
>still no pit lord, sun wukong, siege engine, wyvern rider
doturds?
>>144096387
money is money bro
at least you're not sucking cocks in a grubby hovel
be happy there are vods
r8 my leet skills
>>144096005
Not watching right now, but saw a bit yesterday and he was genuinely raging on his teammates. He seems pretty cancerous desu.
>>144096459
>still no mavrick, the gambler
>>144096453
badDrums
>pick kunkka
>win
uhh
dotards??
>>144096439
forgot image
>>144096005
hes just sitting there wishing he was back on KP, they are not even a good team
>>144096439
This I realized recently my pubstomper pool is 6 heroes ATM that I rotate accordingly depends on the enemy team
vs Int cores AM
vs squishy supports TA
vs 5 man Lycan
vs no mkb heroes and physical dmgPA
Also I'm learning to make every si gle one of my items including 'core' ones situational
dota is a hard game
>>144096752
>vs no mkb heroes and physical dmgPA
I hope you meant magical damage there.
What if you started with only 3 item slots and then could unlock the others by paying gold: 600 / 1800 and the other one for your team killing roshan?
Would inventory management be more important?
How come Blizzard are advertising their new movie so much. They were giving away tickets on the belgian radio here for fucks sake. Why are they going full out?
>>144096459
Pitlord will be out after manilla at the LATEST, there's a reason the international is legion commander themed.
Protip: legions lore is entirely about pit lord.
>>144096578
>pick low-key OP hero
>win
congrats
>>144096931
>>144096453
even more of a wasted items slot than drums
>>144096931
>Gee, why are they advertising a product that they made?
Thank you, Valve.
So this sub and the community as a whole was been asking for a lot lately, and I think valve deserves some recognition for them listening. I mean, we asked for some of the butterfly and heart of tarrasque quests to be changed, and they were. We asked for changing quests before the horn blows, and we can. We also talked about the tree challenge to be changed, and they put in a minigame to make it easier. They even got the "arcane rune" part of the rune quest removed. So thank you Valve, for listening and getting things done to quiet the community for just a little bit longer.
>>144097035
its not wrong for them to advertise. the thing is that they are using every medium possible to advertise. which to me is a bit much
>>144097090
Thank god they listen to Reddit instead of this place. Imagine what the game would be like then
>>144096931
Moron. That's normal.
>>144096931
because blizzards games are dead on arrival or die within a few months of being released and they need money. even though its nearly dead the warcraft name will still get a huge turn out as long as its hyped enough
>Uriel will get buffed next patch
Yo, what do you guys call these champs again?
http://www.smitegame.com/viking-invasion/
LAMO ITS OVER DOATRDFS SMITE IS GOING TO KILL YOUR ESPORTS WITH A BIGGER ESPORTS PRIZEPOOL
PREPEARE TO GET cucked
>still no immortal II
That's it. I am now officially #withher
>>144097090
>having to post that shit when you could thank them by buying their goypendiums
>could thank employees via PM on twitter, reddit and kikebook
>could thank them on dev forums or steam community
>no, I have to get approval by a group of hugboxing retards
>>144090309
source you nigger
>>144097451
>posting badParagon
>>144097451
>its literally a shitty version of the compendium
wow they didnt even try to hide it
>>144097452
really makes you think
>>144097451
Nowhere does it say it's crowdfunding though. If it is then that's great, at least one company has the balls to copy the system, I really can't understand why Riot hasn't done anything similar.
what if lone druid was black and had a spirit gorilla
>>144097186
Even if I don't agree with the ratings on that site, the IMDB almost always has well-written and reasonable top review. This movie was not the case.
>>144097451
SMITE isn't even a MOBA and anyone who thinks it is needs to kill themselves.
>>144096863
yes, moderate magic damage also can work because I level stats instead of E until lvl 22
>>144097640
We would need an actual Jungle/beach map to make it look fitting.
>>144097662
Yeah, unlike mobas it's actually good
>>144097725
Yeah, that's why it's so alive. Like fighting games or RTS.
>Legion Commander will never be real
>Legion Commander will never abuse you
Well, at least we have this
https://soundcloud.com/user-469039867/tresdin-is-going-to-train-you
>>144098009
>[SoundCloud] Tresdin is going to train you by anon
treasure 2 gold is treant
legion item is a male voiceover + model
>>144098097
Since you like the feeling of getting fucked in the ass you could try any weak supports
>>144098157
Screen or you're FULL of it!
>>144098157
can i open it yet
>>144098157
imagine the outrage lel
>>144097186
All the 10 reviews are fake. Proof.
Hey...
>>144098157
>legion item is a male voiceover + model
I'll chop my balls off on a livestream if this EVER happens.
So what is Kaipis win condition here?
I just don't see it.
Hey!
>>144096275
Some Hearthstone tournaments get like 300k concurrent, the issue is blizzard neglected the esport scene so much it never grew consistency.
>>144098396
same as every other trench game
win condition is enemy team fucking up
>>144085939
baka at these skinny bitches and their shitty hand to eye coordination MAN they can barely hit this little dude
delete this shit mayne
>>144098396
They need to push their advantage and leverage their synergies during their timing window.
HEY!!!
>>144098328
Slacks 4.8k mmr is inflated from playing omni knight. I watched his stream. He drags and drops the items to the quick buy instead of shift click. He left clicks to use items.
>>144080006
sirens song? by far best loadscreen. good taste anon.
>>144098157
Will it be a qt twink or a manly man?
>>144098691
Love a guy like him casting and analyzing professional Dota games for me!
>>144098745
wasn't he asian in wc3?
>comewithme
How does he get into pro teams over and over again?
Is Bone still drafting?
This draft is pretty awful desu.
>No gambler hero
Dotards?
>razor
i just LOVE tjhis meeemem xD
Nice ravage Zai
>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them
>tfw my 50 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/
>tfw that equals to a 34 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio
>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763
>tfw once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again
>tfw I am the chosen by the mist
>>144098970
>literally half the hero pool
kys
>>144082120
114
Natures Prophet, even have the plushie
>>144099050
retard
Very High skill > Normal Skill > High skill
>>144099150
pretty much my experience
>>144099046
pic related.
its you.
Am I a terrible person?
>>144099427
kys
>>144099150
This is actually true. High skill is were all the true shitters are, the ones who get the wins despite being the burden of the team every time.
>>144099427
>Techies is cancer
Love this meme
Literally pick more lategame than they do and you win for free
>warcraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw
>tfw you sold your soul in exchange for sick dota skills
>>144099427
How the fuck do you even manage to have a positive winrate as Techies
>>144082120
56
Jugg Necro AA
>>144099520
i lost it at 29 metascore
>>144099427
TrueCunt core heroes:
Clinkz, Techies, Riki, Ursa, Gyrocopter.
I would've said Tusk and Bounty but they are inevitably gamelosing heroes, so it doesnt count.
What's /d2g/s verdict on the gayest hero in Dota?
>>144099720
slark
>>144099520
mfw
>>144082120
hah.
I scored a 81 on this shit.
So it proves that I am in fact, not a normalfag.
What do you have to say now, shitlords??!
What's the best hero to pick to carry your team against 4-5 tanky STR heroes
>>144099843
Hey Tiago I love you.
>teammate picks Medusa instantly
>10m later check their items
>perseverance
>ultimate orb
STOP BUILDING LINKENS ON MEDUSA
>>144087821
>Only 34 hashes
LOL
Those don't even make up for half of my images, you mongoloid.
sick 1 man ravages
>>144100150
>mfw our Medusa's first item is MoM
>>144100134
Hey dude. Thanks, man.
But I'm not gay though.
Would you guys watch if I stream? 4.8k SEAmonkey
why isnt queen building an aghs for they can actually damage the life stealer when he is raged or when the rest of them are BKBd?
>>144100398
>4.8k SEA
literally 2k EU
>>144100542
1K NA
What the fuck is this Kaipi game?
Razor?
What the fuck, man.
love the epic 80 minute """""""""pro""""""""" games
just like my pubs
>>144100595
razor is good
These are just tier 3 teams
might as well be a sing sing pub game
>>144100595
>Razor
Alright, they are already in my shit-list, and deserve to lose
>team has two junglers
>>144100640
>lets trade buy backs for 30 more minutes
there should be a sudden death mode that starts at 50 minutes
>>144100072
>and I'm quite tall for a 17 year old
Man, I was fucking bitches already before you were even born, kid.
Now I feel fucking old.
Damn, man..
>>144100729
>team has a jungler instead of a roamer
go back to fucking league of legends
>>144100542
>tfw sea is second hardest server
Gitgud yaropfags
>unironically watching SingSing
Pathetic.
>>144082120
85, Sven
>>144100742
yeah they need to make respawn/buyback time scale after level 25
there is literally nothing dumber in dota than wiping the enemy team 5/0 60 minutes in and by the time you push the wave from your racks to their racks they are already back up
if you get wiped that late you deserve to instalose
>>144100832
Jungling is perfectly viable for certain heroes
>>144100729
>le ooga booga spongebob maymay
It's okay, Buzzfeed.
>>144100792
It's okay, grandpa. No wonder you post here trying to force Carry Abaddon. Someone should take you to the asylum
>Razor is bad against armlet abuse
This is why you are all in the trench
Why the fuck didn't Kaipi picked CARRY Abaddon?
For that matter, why don't you?
Here you go mongoloids, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:
Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.
Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.
Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.
After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.
If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.
Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.
If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.
>>144100905
>Buzzfeed
>not /mu/
>>144100849
second hardest right after yurop :^)
>Kaipi managed to win this lategame
????
How fucking shit are PD?
>game goes past 60 minutes
>FPS starts to steadily drop every few minutes
what the fuck??
>>144100905
Hey kid, I may be over 30 but I'm still more attractive, healthier and pro-active than anyone in this fucking general.
I'm also legit better at the game as well since I only play it on a very casual basis and I end up having a superior positive score than all of you shitters who spend hours in front of your PC's try-harding like fucking retards.
>>144101152
beta
entitled
scenes
>>144101180
Why hasn't this autist been banned yet
>>144101068
>be naix
>walk into the entire enemy team
>get bane ultied
>die
>buyback
>tp into the entire enemy team
>die
>lose
man cancel is such a shit streamer but for some baffling reason he's the only one streaming in english for weeks now
@144101180
>I'm also legit better at the game as well since I only play it on a very casual basis
Yea, no. Try harder next time.
cancel^^ is v cute
>>144101223
mods are autists themselves. They are literally shitposters whose applications got accepted
I mean of course because who else would moderate this board for FREE if not a lifeless NEET that sympathizes with other NEETs
>>144101336
Embarrassing stomp.
>>144101336
A stomp
>>144101336
stomp
>>144101336
avataring is against the rules
>>144101384
>sympathizes with other NEETs
But I'm not a NEET.
>>144101316
You know for a fact that you will never be as good as this game or even have a 70%+ winrate with your favorite Heroes as I do, shitlord.
Keep being deluded forever.
>>144101448
>>144101467
>>144101496
Whoa, cool.
Thanks a lot, dudebros!
>>144101152
is there a reason for this other than the game being shit?
>>144101553
>avataring
But that's just a random reaction image, dudestein.
@144101565
I wasn't even talking about you. Have you considered you might have serious issues? trying to be always at the center of attention even when nobody is talking about you may be symptom of something
>>144101684
the same images every thread and saying "dudebro" or "dudester" in every post is signaturefagging
>first chest is fucking garbage except for the jug ward
>you don't start earning chest II's and III's until higher levels
>both chests are taking a fucking year and some change to come out
Ebin.
>>144101068
If you have particle effect intensive heroes, at a certain point the memory goes down the shitter.
>>144100902
The problem is that people would rather choose an inefficient jungler instead of picking a roaming support.
fastest way of lvling compendium without spending $$$$?
Why haven't you filtered tiago yet?
@144101565
>I HAVE LE WINRATE
>I play on a very casual basis
You don't even dedicate to the game as to have your winrate to be something actually relevant.
As I said, try harder next time.
>>144101884
don't forget it's been 6 months and the only hero without any items to get something is sunray
>>144101956
join the in game /vg/ chat and join an abuse stack when its up
>>144102102
New Thread Hottie
>>144101956
Fireballs and betting.
Quests are such a fucking chore.
>every game is still full of insufferable faggots
>every game is still just memefighting after 15 minutes
>cosmetics are becoming beyond fucking ridiculous
>no new heroes EVER
>6.86 didnt do absolutely anything but dumpster OD
this game is so SHIT
still i keep on playing
>>144102273
sorry, 6.87
@144101565
kill la lill yourself faggot
>>144102273
>>144102379
no one cares
>>144082120
How many points to I get for losing my virginity to my sister at age like 9?
other than that 57.
>>144102273
>>144102379
>2016
>playing pub dota
>>144100729
>team has 2 drummers of endurance
>>144102582
>2 drummers
>not going the KC way and having 3 drummers
baka desu senpai
>The system will not work if rules are not followed
what did he mean by this?
>>144102273
You have addiction.
>>144102907
reminder that he said this to kotlguy.
WHAT
DOES
THIS
MEAN?
>>144082120
71 - cant decide if its Lanaya, Rubic, Rizzrack or Yurnero
>>144102951
2bh i pretty much only play with friends now.
i feel like shit even after one soloqueue game even if i win
i kinda would like to hit 5k this month because i rly cant play for the rest of the year, but jesus christ dealing with people in these games is fucking exhausting
I just want to say that I think dota is a fun game
If there was actual progression, this game would be less dead. The only goal is gain mmr and that's boring. All hero challenge doesn't count. I wish battle pass quests were permanently added.
>>144103460
>not avatarfagging
>not ERPing
>not posting about reddit
lmao get out
>>144103460
same
>>144079890
It's the easiest way to tilt your opponent. They get so mad that someone is doubting their e-cred that they dump everything on me and I'm just a fucking Pudge, what do I care?
>>144102524
200 points
I think twitch streamers replaced friends in my life at this point
>>144101964
Protip, you can't really filter me.
I'm anonymous.
hehehehe....
>>144101964
reminder that dota camouflaged shitposting isnt only allowed but encouraged
>>144102273
Kill yourself, blogshitter.
Hahaha how the fuck is Taiga even real like nigga just hide his posts like nigga don't reply
>>144104337
NOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK? MODS? WHAT THE FUCK? EVERYTHING TIAGO WRITES IS SANCTIONED BY JAPMOOT? WHAT THE FUCK
>>144102158
shit, i remember that. was pretty funny.
>>144104337
>tfw you get robbed and punch the robber and he sues you for damages so he gets even more cash out of you
It's time to discuss dota elsewhere. The system is out to destroy us.
Mikestack or Beesastack?
oi lads when does Manila start
>>144104337
>/d2g/ in flames
>>144104750
beesa ofc
>>144103460
Its only fun when you're winning.
>>144104337
B A S E D
F U C K I N G
M O D S
>>144104337
moot where the fuck you @ mayne...
>>144104337
obvious shop
I'm done with this game, if i'm not a 5k~7k to literally carry my team sometimes, i can't
consistently increase my mmr.
In this game, after tinker and jugg got picked after my skywrath mage, riki went to offlane and
shadowfiend did his amazing last pick and went jungle.
Me and juggernaut went to radiant safelane against a void and killed him twice, then i rotate
mid with sentries to prevent tinker from dying and we killed zeus, at this point (4~5min) sf was
lvl 2 with 2 deaths to bounty hunter and riki killed luna somehow after dying once in his offlane,
cm was pulling and stacking their jungle so we had no big problems yet, after 10 minutes of
game the shit started, and bh had drums, phase and urn at this point by roaming around and
getting free kills through sf ass, luckily riki had some dusts and helped me with sentries.
SF finished his mekanism by 19 minutes into the game and we manage to get a couple of
towers with a lot of sacrifices.
After 25 minutes luna had manta bkb and zeus had the biggest networth in the game, we could
not win team fights anymore because sf was useless, i had no decent items at all and tinker
didn't help either, we lost 47 minutes and of course, they were blaming me, sf was fine and
quiet.
Thats how a 4k~4.2k non-ti ranked game looks like, i'll return to play this game the day i can
stomp 4 people or carry 4 like professional and high 6~8k mmr players do.
>>144104337
>>144105332
tl;dr
>>144105689
hello
I will destroy dota, and when it is done and dota is ashes, then you have my permission to die.
>>144082120
135, Storm Spirit/Oracle
>>144105854
thanks for using my OC
>>144105332
>poor formating and spacing
>atrocious sentence construction
>appalling grammar
you deserve to have shitstain teammates that cause you to lose repeatedly, this is the worst blogshitting I've seen in weeks
>23 hours left for manila predictions
>predictions won't go through (reset every time I repoen)
>tfw fell for the goypass meme
>tfw I still STILL give this dogshit company my state neetbux
>>144105854
wrong eye you fuck
>>144105854
>A carry denied his farm
what is the meaning of putting tidehunter vs DP in round 1 of the arcana vote?
don't they even want me to keep playing this game? oh well, 48 to the way of DP.
>>144105972
Yo dude, I made that though. That's not cool.
>>144106117
>>144105854
Holy fuck rtz is actually awesome now. Looks like deathstroke. All he needs is a eye patch.
>>144105332
ive seen this post before
I single handedly lost our lead with a shitty chrono.
Then failed our two chances to come back with two additional shitty chronos.
Should I starve myself for 24h or how do I atone for this?
>>144106292
he doesnt just suddenly look like that, it was a bad photo angle, lighting can make anyone look a few years older, he was just creasing his brow + he has a shitty beard
>>144105689
>this is ideleted
>>144105332
>this isn't
its just getting sad at this point
>>144105332
Kill yourself, blogshitter.
hey guys which heroes are FREE mmr when you DC out of 2 games and suddenly have garbage behavior score
>>144098390
>valve charging 99.90$ usd for a "prestige item" that has a picture of a male legion commander on the quest screen
>valve recently had a huge voice actor session and most of the rewards are voice over packs like cm and lina
>ITLL NEVER HAPPEN!!!!
>>144107009
Are they coming for me?
I am so totally done with this fucking shit, man.
This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out brakes more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.
Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in and push compendium bullshitting up your asses that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.
They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.
This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into Steam like VULKAN Support, which probably costed a precious amount of time and resources to develop that still even raw content when Valvo could have used the fucking 60 million big ones that they jewed over from DOTA tournaments to fix the game instead.
Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VULKAN Support shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now.
But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.
Fucking end your lives, seriously.
>>144107146
Real talk, What item could valve possibly give us for legion that's worth three Arcana? There aren't even any immortals worth more than 100 USD. Besides the first one, the pudge hook I mean.
>>144082120
>atleast 6'0 tall +2
>No smoking addiction +1
>not addicted to alcohol +1
>not addicted to drugs +1
>have a clean conscience +1
>no criminal record as an adult +1
>gone traveling in past year +1
total: 8
terrorblade
>>144107452
taunt button makes legion commander pop up and down in a squat animation that can be interrupted
its for teabagging
>>144107505
You're a beautiful creature in my perspective.
>>144107317
>using a Reddit named ability
Epic.
>>144105101
No I got one too. >>144104829
Proof the mods are literally retarded
Or shitposters themselves
>>144107673
Apparently they did a poor job he's back>>144107605
>>144107452
This is the prestige item, you retard. Lurk the fuck more.
Also, real talk, KILL URSELF.
this whole yuroape "skip battlefury on AM until you get treads and vanguard and maybe even a vlads so you can be a dogshit melee creep masquerading as a carry hero" is the most game losing shit ever
either you possess the game sense to know how to creep cut and neutral safely and efficiently with battle fury, or don't play the fucking hero
itemizing into more hp and armor and damage block is not a fucking substitute for map awareness you fucking retards
yuros are so dumb i swear to god, how do they even manage to feed and clothe themselves
hey guys which hero should i play if i touched wieners with my cousin when i was little
>tfw you have to farm the enemy jungle because its safer than your own
>>144107505
How can you have a clean conscience about being virgin and lonely and stuff? Don't you feel like something is wrong the world or something, don't you feel angry? Good hero taste though.
>>144107858
>which hero
CARRY Abaddon.
>>144107765
I mean does it even matter though? A shitposter can just change his IP and he's free to post again even range bans can be circumvented. Then again this one case in particular might work since he's a total normie double digit. But there's no way to know if he got banned before
>>144090309
SAUCE
>>144107942
DOTA 2??????????????????????
>>144107908
Not him, but honestly, I keep a clean conscience about it by not caring because I really wouldn't want to waste my time going out, drinking myself to estupor, only to have what is probably going to be dissapointing sex with someone that is probably a landwhale, but because of alcohol, you see her as acceptable.
Besides, it ain't the end of the world.
>>144107901
>tfw you bump into an enemy while doing it and both run the fuck away as fast as possible
>>144107817
bf before treads really ?
please enlighten us you fucktard
>>144082120
60
>>144107908
You say it if being a virgin and lonely is a crime
It might be regrettable to some but it really doesn't matter to others
I am a virgin and relatively lonely but don't give a shit, I have enough people around me anyway that count andI care more for love than sex but I may be just delusional about this
season ranked > unranked > regular ranked
>>144108332
Well you're not delusional. But I get reminded of it every time I go outside.
>>144108171
I didn't say he shouldn't get banned @144108054
but I'm not sure it would matter
Still hoping someone doxes him so he eats shit
>>144108248
>replying to someone claiming the literal 9k am build is bad
128
Sven/Juggernaut/Slark
>>144108171
>>144108508
DOTA 2??????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>144108123
Same reason as me.
>>144108442
t. sub 2k xXx_No0b_t3am_xXx_BibleThump
Why isn't there an item like Linken's Sphere for AoE abilities instead?
How do you counter mass AoE magic damage?
Why can't I be good
>top thread on league's subreddit is someone telling people to quit the game
What happened? Did riot kill the game or what?
>>144109018
Bkb linkens and lotus orb
SPIDER PIG
SPIDER PIG
DOES WHAT EVER A SPIDER PIG DOES
LETS GO SPIDER PIGS
>>144109128
Dota 2 is the worse game. I don't know what's going on.
>>144109128
They removed the solo queue
>>144109110
Just play CARRY Abaddon, dude.
>>144090309
kindly source please
>rolling thru the compendium rewards
>Arcana vote tokens are a """""reward""""
>Taunts advertised as big rewards
>other big rewards just include the shitty courier upgrade and river vials only
>Everything expires
>everything is not tradeable or marketeable except for the immortals which probably gonna be dirt cheap because everyone has them
I thought "IMMORTAL" quality meant something ultra rare and cool. not welfare items shiny golden text
>>144087620
but but but it's made by blizzard so it has to be good!!!!oneone@!!!!!
if u dont like it ur just a hater
Can we just stop talking about moderation and actually like, discuss DOTA 2 for a change?
There is less than one day left for the Compendium Predictions regarding the Manila Major.
Who do you think is going to win? What did you guys post on your predictions?
>its a memefight episode
Yeah, I think I'm done with this game until new patch.
r8 my stallion knight
>>144109619
kys, blogshitter.
>>144109619
Games haven't been one man show since 6.80. We need that back though.
I was right to report this guy right?
I mean, for this and all that intentional feeding he did.
>>144109128
Riot is killing it's own game because they lucked out with LoL and aren't master jews like Valve
They removed soloque and you can no longer queue as 5 I think
>>144109692
Ultra common and cheap / 10
>>144086901
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
YOU COULD PUT ALL OF THE WRITERS OF THE WORLD IN A ROOM, AND THEY STILL WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP
The only game that could've put them back into form, and they decided to waste it by paying idiots to promote their game
@144109567
Liquid or OG are probably going to win, although Newbee does really show some potential.
>>144109790
I might be a bit too hopeful and naive, but this seems really good for Dota. The numbers it could bring into the game are massive.
Then again, LoL players are complete idiots, and will take any shit Riot throws at them
I can't remember the last time I came here and I saw a single post that didn't look like made by a retard and/or an autist. Not a single one.
Guess everyone with a brain moved to other sited but autists are trapped here because on other sites they get actually banned or simply downvoted.
>>144109764
>waaaaah I dont like his build or understand cheap stat items so I report you
lolfag spotted
>>144110105
>downvoted
Hello there, fellow Reddit chap!
>>144110113
So, it's normal for a Lone Druid to go mid and feed the Clinkz? Was that also part of his master plan?
>>144110113
There are way better stat items than Dragon Lance.
And Dragon lance is really dumb on a guy who will be in melee form 90% of the time.
>>144110062
It might be good for Gaben the shekelmeister but not us as players. If riot crashes and burn it will be amazing but the remains of the LoL playerbase will go to other games and the 2nd biggest MOBA/ARTS/whatever is dota wich means more retards in your games than ever, and these aren't even the dotard kind they're the LoLbaby kind.
But if DOTA gets huge numbers from this than maybe valve will finally release content at a faster pace. Maybe.
>>144109790
>They removed soloque and you can no longer queue as 5 I think
what's left?
>>144110262
Duo-queue for gay faggots.
>>144110256
On the other hand, no competition would mean that Valve would have no pressure to add content.
That said, it could also mean that all the money would PROBABLY (Here's me being a hopeful idiot again) mean that they'd get to work in other games, or maybe evenA source 2 port for TF2. Please do it, Valve
>>144110254
He also just stopped bothering summoning the Bear as well. I got a team of three Russians of which he was one but the other two played pretty well, which is impressive as one of them clearly did not want to play Earth Spirit.
no memes for once ..
does secret even stand a chance?
>>144110206
Indeed, that place has prove infinitely more useful than this shithole for some time now. I'm seriously considering to stop coming here at all.
I'm sure you can help me make my decision.
>>144110640
Of course they do. Does this look like the face of mercy?>>144106117
Secret will wreck everyone at manila
>>144110254
>better stat items than Dragon Lance
Like?
>>144110736
ye gtfo
id rather go through tiago than legit reddit users
>>144110640
>does secret even stand a chance?
LOL!
Secret is going to get fucking DESTROYED.
all memes aside, which hero will dominate this year's International?
>>144110446
>LoL dies for good
>DOTA gets massive player increase
>the lolbabies spend unprecedented amount of money on the game, valve makes even more billions
>no content from valve for a long time still
>"Sorry guys we were working onTeam Fortress 3and we will release it next week
>mfw
Too bad if TF3 ever gets released it will be in like 2040
Daily reminder that manilla will be won by EG, liquid would win but they fell for honeypot.
>>144111065
Phoenix
>>144111198
That would kill the game for sure desu.
>>144111065
riki
>>144111065
Mid carry witch doctor duh
>slark and sven
>>144111065
funny picture :) lol
>>144111065
in terms of pick/ban rate or like playmaking/win rate ? id say lion pick/ban and timbersaw dominant
im glad for timber but casters are so fucking retarded when a timber is playing, hurr durr he used a spell on cooldown miracle what a guy
When is manilla?
I thought I heard someone say it was today, but the wiki says it's on friday.
>Pay Nice Russian man 5$ to play my 5 games of LPQ for me
>Wins 5 in a row
What a nice guy. Glad the LPQ is a joke~
>>144111065
Elder Titan. This is the year.
>>144111364
What fucking patch is this supposed to be?
>>144111364
wow this pic is really outdated
>>144111198
Reminder that Secret and EG are both garbage that will never win anything and /d2g/ needs to find new teams that actually win to bandwagon.
>>144111065
SPONGEGAR IS ON /D2G/
i thought this was a safe space
>>144111501
u can pay me 5 bucks qt
>>144111065
>Earth Spirit
>>144111501
>getting 5 games of lpq
>playing to get out of lpq
What if you had to win 5 games in a row to get out of LPQ
>>144111364
Phoenix player here, can confirm +25 and best guy.
Haven't played since 2014. Is EUW clear of Russians? Or do I have to play on NA ot avoid them?
>>144111501
I'll pay you $5 for something nice, cutie~
>>144111182
>Team Fortress III
dick status = muh
>>144112215
literal Hell, and equally as difficult to escape
>>144112245
?
Russians are pretty based desu and far better than the Peruvians you get in NA
>be me necro
>raping the offlane without any problems
>11-0 godlike and shit
>fastest mek and agha of my life
>see my team
>pa 25mn bf 3-11
>randomer who got warlock 0-10
>use mic to show how mad i am
>5 lowprio
is videogames full of beta faggots who cant handle few bad words? i swear to old gods you all deserve to get rapped by a black guy
>>144112245
why would you risk peruvians to avoid russians?
>its a "choose all the store fronts or street numbers" captcha episode
>>144111065
did someone say AXE?
>>144112418
>he doesn't own a good goy pass
>>144112052
>Can get reported for just winning
>Reports stack up
>Auto LPQ
Yeah its a bad system. Spics cant handle losses
>>144111747
What's bad about it?
>>144082120
i'm apparently 'successful' even though i've just finished my degree, no idea of what to do with my life and in debt to my parents.
>>144112763
I've never gotten lpq if i didn't deserve it, kys
>>144112889
w/e kike, get gassed
BETA UPRISING DOTARDS. THIS GAME WILL GET CLEANED UP IN THE END. NORMALFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH.
>>http://sputniknews.com/us/20160601/1040625671/ucla-lockdown.html
>>144112889
>IT'S NEVER HAPPENED TO ME SO IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
>>144112971
This is why you're getting reported, dumbass faggot
>>144112437
>That pic
1k mmr? Or building genious?
>>144112998
>murder suicide
>both victims were male
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>144113079
>not enjoying a enforced break from standard dotes for some clowny single draft and laughing at raging shitters.
>>144113176
Stay mad chad. We'll have revenge for outcasting us.
>>144112763
>reports wear off by themselves after a couple games
>these spics always have reports somehow
>"I JUST GET REPORTED ALL THE TIME BY NO REASON"
wew lad
>>144113290
this desu famalamski
I've never gone above 0-2 reports so far this year and I autistically main one of the most hated heroes in the game
>heroes of the storm is ded one year after release
>lol is slowly losing players
when will dota be ded
>>144111065
CARRY Abaddon
>>144113539
Slark?
>>144113653
6.86 warden
good times and free battle pass points were had
>>144112763
>10k behavioral score
>haven't been in LPQ since Valve turned time-based system into game-based one
>>144113578
dota is already dead
>>144105854
After 2 years of losing every single tournament i'm sure he is beyond salvation.
Also he is totally fuckable now.
>>144113578
From my perspective dota has been dead for centuries
Criteria to play dota 2 in the year 2016:
>Are you a shit skin?
If you answered yes then you should play this game. If you answered no, then what the fuck are you doing with your life?
>>144114415
I'm not playing any matches because I'm not a GAMESHITTING DOTA KILLER
>>144114514
Yes.
>>144114415
Kidney stones have actually pretty interesting shapes.
Also I already am
What did he mean by this?
>>144107785
I just paid 15$ for the particle effect legion set, what the fuck
>>144114514
what should us white people be playing?
who the fuck is this cancel kid
his stream is bretty fun
player_behavior_score_last_report: 9917
guys how good is this
>>144113882
Asakura Mao BEST GIRL
>>144114415
At least spoiler.
>>144114720
Buy more compendium levels, Goy.
>>144114723
Just be aware he might be getting $0.50 in his account
>>144114808
please help how do i get higher good boy points im a man at his limits
>>144114723
Overwatch >>144114741
>>144115248
>0.50$ has been added to your account
>>144115197
play support, suck everyones dick the entire game
>>144115248
No, thanks. I respect myself as to buy anything from Acti-Blizz.
Meanwhile, you can go with these 50 cents, goy
>>144115349
Support best role
>>144115349
i do that already
my good boy points just get lower im in dire need of assistance
>>144113578
>LoL slowly losing players
Source?
>>144115987
i dunno people seem to be getting fed up with riots bullshit
all my normie friends quit for cs go
>>144115626
Fuck OFF.
Sakuya is PURE
>>144114616
not all svens have the mental capacity to jungle
last time i played offlane i told the sven on our team he could afk jungle since we had strong lanes for once
instead he sat in lane attacking creeps without trying to last hit and built arcanes first item
>>144109128
>when the analysis are too hard
>>144115828
dont be mean
>>144116551
i barely even talk in chat except to say nice things
>>144116431
>When last chink games are 2 weeks old
>cancel trying to reach 8k
>accidentally picks techies instead of tinker
my sides
>>144115197
You're already very high
No need to go higher
>>144111065
That's pugna m8. 100% pick/ban guaranteed
Will there a patch after Manila/before TI or nah
>>144105854
how do we fix our boy?
>>144117640
none
>literally every STR carry gets kited
>even a carry with a low cooldown slow and low cooldown blink gets kited(Phantom Assassin)
Guys?
>>144097525
>>144109418
>>144108042
It's common knowledge senpaifatties
Stay hydrated.
>>144117815
draft more stuns
>>144087823
WOOOO #REKT
this goes STRAIGHT to r/4chan
If my daily hero has like 10 minutes left, will it still count if I start a game?
>>144118279
Sure!
>>144079667
voivittu :D
>>144118279
who cares
kill yourself goycuck
Who /5krealmmr/ here?
>>144087823
>I am an american
>I have never been to Germany
>I can barely identify it on a map
>I feel like I am well informed on German demographics despite all of this>tfw nobody cares about your engineering or philosophy anymore
>>144118562
>that alch
>that jugg
>that veno
>pubstomping with slark
wowow you must be a professional xD
>>144118759
Sure am!
I NEED TO BREED ADELAIDE
>>144118976
>unironically maining in unranked
>>144088293
>toukokuu
>play rhasta
>remove enemy carry from fight for 8.5 seconds
dotards???
S
W
N
L
(a non honeypot LAN)
are we dead or are people just holding their memes for the next thread?
>>144119721
>bane removes enemy carry from the game for 12sec
WHAT WAS ICEFRAUD THINKING
>>144120185
i always save my memes
any smart person would
in fact only a redditor would dare post past 700
>>144119721
that little faggot was broken during TI4, escaped with a slap on the wrist, has only been buffed since and is now sleeper OP
i mean level 7 shackles can deal something like 360 magic damage while disabling for 5 seconds
>first game of the game
>start tilting 15 minutes in
Help doturds
What do i do
>>144079667
funland strikes again
>>144120185
next thread? try next major. I have 3 fresh memes for Manila general and 2 remakes that will catch on for at least a week.
Meme meta is going to be wild.
>>144120450
aside from the fact that he has to stand still for prolonged periods and he dies to being slapped with a piece of wet tissue paper
Greetings, fellow anime fans!
>>144120185
om, es, fv trilane
ember mid
seer/silencer offlane
umm dotards?
https://my.mixtape.moe/hyvthz.webm
WHAT'S THE EZREAL EQUIVALENT IN DOTA
AND I MEAN A HERO THAT DEALS LITERALLY NO DAMAGE NOR UTILITY BUT PLAYERS KEEP PLAYING HIM FOR SOME REASON
urn on timber? good or bad or meme?
>this bara on cancels stream
LmaO
>>144121196
Razor
>>144121354
this
razor is the dog shit of the dog shit world
>>144121196
Puck
i think someone in my 4k pub game just found a use for omni in lane
>playing dark seer offlane
>facing omni/spec
>try to ion shell creeps
>omni sits back with clarity and repels the creep i just ion shell'd
only managed to get four or five seconds of uptime every time i used it
>>144121354
b-but boner god won with him today...
>>144121647
Against a shit tier team that managed to lose having Lifestealer
>>144121196
razor
>no damage
>no stun
>no silence
>no slow
>>144121790
>no slow
but that's wrong you fucking retard.
>>144121647
they wouldve won the game if their naix didnt just suicide twice in 20 seconds
>>144121790
isnt razor slow: the hero?
>>144121851
If you consider an ability that triggers a 0.5 second slow on someone who casted a single target ability to be a slow, please bloodstone yourself
>>144121638
sounds like a slightly better version of how pros use oracle against DS in lane
>>144121851
>>144121932
unstable current doesnt count because you can just ignore there hero and he wont do anything
remember when false promise continuously removed stuns?
good times
>>144121116
What the fuck, this is awful
Tbh i was expecting some trap or trans riding a dildo or something similar
>playing WR for this stupid mission
is there ANY way to fix this shit hero?
drow is infinitely superior ranger in farming, utility and fighting
>>144122252
Uh buy int items? I dunno.
>>144122252
Yes. Don't be shit, start hitting your shackles, and buy a fucking maelstrom, dipshit.
>>144122252
No, she is garbage and her win rate proves it
>>144122252
give her a spell with good cast range and an extremely low cast point that cancels TP
>>144122252
If you pick WR in a meme lineup of like support sven/wraith king + drow
then shes ok
I don't think shes pickable without drow aura
new thread
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