/utg/ - Undertale General

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>>144002636
Nth for robot

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>>144002636
now THIS is the edition i was hoping for

>>144002813
Yeah, too bad the other guy made his first, I tried, but move to the other thread.

I am confuse

wat

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Napstablook is for sexual.

weh

xth for flowey

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>>144002636
Goat husbando

>>144009060
Smooch

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sans

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>>144026023
Wizawd Thwead

>>144026095
no

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>>144002636

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Papyrus like to relieve tension at night on his racecar bed by masturbating with his robot figurines!

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Good night /utg/, have some cute ghost for the night.

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petting this goat

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>other thread's last was a picture of my chara folder
Why.

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>>144026165
oh sorry, papyrus?

Headcanon that when Blooky is horny, he gets really frustrated because he doesn't have hands, so he goes around humping anything he can find. He also cries really loud until someone finds him..

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is pic related an undertale??/

>>144026107
Putting baby Alphys in her crib and leaving her there for three days!

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>notice non-Undertale general where I can actually post about a different husbando for once
>as soon as I enter it archives

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LET SKELETONS HAVE HEALHTY ADULT LIVES!

>>144026263
SLANDER!

>>144026389
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>>144026525
It's true! I saw him do it last night! I bet he does it with the bones he summon too!

>>144026372
no

>>144026548
Amalgamates posting!!!

>>144026649
Poo in loo?

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>>144026649
...frisk?

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>>144026606
Lying on the internet may not always be a crime, but stalking and peeping (even if it is just peeping on a sleeping skeleton doing nothing of note) certainly is!

>>144026389
B A Z I N G A

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Wowie this thread is starting off strong.

>>144026757
SUPERPOWER BY 2030!!!

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>>144026107
The evolution of lizard
Hey wait I've seen this lizard in the trash and it's very nice there! Wow

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BAE

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>>144026981
i just want platonic skeletons and friends with no fighting tbqh
>>144027125
who is this?

>>144026606
You have a sick imagination, Anon. Papyrus certainly doesn't do such things as he has a very nice and fulfilling sexual life with his boyfriend! Who lives in UnderCanada so no you can't meet him!

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Reminder that everyone here is okay

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>>144026960
Maybe he shouldn't leave his door cracked open while he did such things!

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>>144026389
>>144027125
>>144027309
R O M A

>>144027291
I bet his boyfriend is not very attractive at all and is made up by Papyrus on the internet to keep people from asking him out!

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>>144002636
You want to stick your hand down Alphys's throat.
Then another.
You'll ask her to lift yourself by your legs and reach further in. Your hands go down into her esophagus and start slowly sliding further on, with the rest of your body following up. Your face presses against her tongue that keeps lapping about. She lifts your legs up in the air and sudden gravity can do rest of the job, mostly.
Your arms get pressed into her throat completely, soon followed by my head. The very slick internals don't resist much as your upper body gets drawn in and more and more of Alphys's digestive tract presses against your body.
It's very warm in the lizard's throat which feels smooth and very slippery to touch. Moment later, your hands enter through something and you can freely move them again. After a short pause the rest of your body is pressed too in there.
There's not much space to move, but you can feel the heat from every direction and hear Alphys's heartbeat steady out. Her internals make a distant sound every now and then.
Lacking better options to go with, you relax and take a nap.

I'm fucked up.

>>144027496
HOW CAN HE BE BOTH IMAGINARY AND UNATTRACTIVE?
Do you imply Papyrus wouldn't be able to imagine a very handsome and cool boyfriend?

>>144027598
until i detonate my suicide vest and blow alphys to pieces, her last thoughts being why was she such a disgusting vorefag
allahu akbar

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I can't even shitpost in this thread, it's already ruined

>>144027309
>he

>>144027351
Papyrus is too cool to have a nightlight, and he certainly isn't afraid of the dark, oh no, but he leaves his door ajar in case the Annoying Dog gets scared!

Skeletons may be cute when they snooze, but it's still wrong and creepy to watch them do it!

>>144027682
I think Papyrus doesn't need to imagine anything when he has me!

>>144027598
It's okay to just post vore fics here now?

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the hell is going on in this thread

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Holy shit, what a fucking disappointment this thread is turning out to be.

How is everyone?

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>>144027598
Stop making me want this.

>>144027598
I want to pick her up and squeeze her then pass her to the left
So she is too smal for that

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guYS? hELP i'M TRAPPED

>skeletonfags are the only group that have to carry their dumb drama to a new thread
even mom and dadfags do better and thats saying something

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>>144027263
Same. When /utg/ fights I get kinda sad.

>>144028038
Doin great. How bout you?

>>144028038
Good I think! Just watched another episode of JoJo with my sister so that was pretty nice

>>144028148
Would you like to see the Strongman?

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>>144028038
im alright, how are you?
>>144028181
we can save utg, you and i

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>>144028038
I'm doing okay, eating fast food while re-living my childhood by playing MMBN
>>144027940
chaos

also Papyrus lewding and vore
>>144028150
>and thats saying something
rude

>>144028150
I can't tell if I'm blind or you're tone deaf

>>144028038
Headache, but I have cookies and milk so it's all good.

>>144028139
My new headcanon is that Alphys sweat is hallucinogenic like toad

>>144028150
where is the drama? i don't see any.

people could be posting their favorite characters of choice but they aren't.

>>144028139
Not if you're Frisk-sized.
Fanon frisk if nothing else.
>>144027932
I was just writing that now. Post if you have some Undertale in there and see if people care.

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Hadn't been here for a loooong time.
Anyone knows anything about this artist?
Do they still coming here? Any links to their works?

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>>144027598
STOP DOING MY JOB WELL

>>144027904
I think if you are here that means Papyrus already has revealed to you that he can only see you as his cool platonic friend! Plus, the UnderCanada boyfriend can make spaghetti and never watches Papyrus as he arranges his action figures!

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>>144028393
ayy, haven't seen you in a while
how's tricks?

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>>144028365
I think this general is beyond saving but I'm gonna go down with it.

>>144028501
They haven't been here in quite some time I think, last time they were here they did some requests for me.
http://klgfanart.tumblr.com/

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>>144028181
A little light banter is fun. This thread is fine, the bitter guy in the last thread was not.

>>144028501
They were here a few weeks ago but I'm not sure if they visit regularly anymore. They have a tumblr somewhere, I don't recall their name at the moment.

I love you /utg/!

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>>144028764
>brushie brushie
oh no anon dont

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Question time! Has Undertale inspired you to create anything? Been working on a game because of it.

utg why are u so gay

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>>144028150
Poo in loo

>>144027896
But I can't help it! Papyrus looks so adorable when he sleeps! I want to sleep with him and wake up next to him in the morning!
While he has that robot figurine still lodged up his pelvis hole!

>>144028949
IF YOU LOVED US, YOU'D MARRY US

>>144028994
i drew like four things for utg but thats it
>>144029015
its infectious tbqh

>>144028651
I really wanna find a flatmate who I can cuddle with, since I really need it every other night!

Also I'm still irked that I just can't seem to find enough Ring Runner players to have 4v4 matches.

>>144028540
That's because his UnderCanada boyfriend isn't there at all to watch him! Can his UnderCanada boy friend feed Papyrus his favorite snack, canned peaches?

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>>144028764
Thank you very much.
I'm really happy to get this link.

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>>144028181
Well, that's great to hear. I'm doing alright, getting ready to go to some meeting.

>>144028365
Alright is pretty alright to me, I got a slight headache, and I'm broke. But still doing alright.

>>144028382
Man, you always seem do be doing really comfy shit when I ask how everyone's doing, which is an accomplishment considering everything is spiraling out of control for you.
Or I could be thinking of someone else and I'm a fucking idiot.

>>144028393
Read that as "heartache" and laughed because it's you. Oh well, at least things are going okay.
Got banned for off-topic again, I assume?

>>144029363
oh dear

>>144029053
Anon, this is a very serious medical situation! You need to take him to the doctor or he may get an infection!

>>144029472
It's okay, the figure is small enough to fall out of his pelvic hole!

>>144029069
Uh...I'm sorry Anon, I don't know if I can do that!

>>144029053
Why would you want to wake up next to a skeleton who is an immense amount of pain and probably unable to get up without help? A pelvic obstruction is a serious injury! Are you some kind of sadist?

Stay away from the skeleton!

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Would you say that Sans is a trustable person? I'm not sure, I don't know what to think about him.

>>144029397
>slight headache, and I'm broke.
oh no my poor roboposter, i'll take care of you
>>144029591
probably trustworthy but not very dependable

>>144029591
If you're a good person, then yeah, I think.

>>144029397
No, just not much going on in these threads!

>>144029553
YOUR LOVE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT COMMITMENT

>>144029185
This is a very private question! Plus, UnderCanada boyfriend respects that Papyrus has a privacy!

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>>144028830
Yeah banter is fine but I mean fighting in general, not just related to skeletons.


>>144028989
kek

>>144028994
Yes I've started drawing because of undertale and writing a little bit too.

>>144029358
You're welcome. A while ago I tried to find it too so I know how it is.

>>144029591
Trustable? Like, he wouldn't betray me or intentionally harm me without good cause? Sure.

Reliable? Hahaha, nah.
Honest? Not entirely.
Genuine in his friendliness towards me? Probably not initially.

>>144029556
He lodged it up there, not me!

>>144028509
Write more so that others don't have to take your job.

>>144029591
I think he won't trust the anomaly of course, but other than that yes. He has lots of friends in snowdin like Grillby's and has like 5 jobs.

>>144029696
>i'll take care of you
I'll be fine, I'll find my way to barely dodge any sort of trouble like I usually do.
Or I'll fail spectacularly and have to deal with even more bullshit, but whatever.

>>144029741
>Not much going on in these threads
Sadly, yeah. There's less and less going on and it's honestly scaring the fuck out of me.

>>144029069
Would you be willing to commit your heart and life to that boxed boy?

>>144029830
I don't think his UnderCanada boyfriend even exists!

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What the heck has been going on today? It seems extra shitty today.

>>144030316
It's fine

>>144030226
nonsense my boy, come to my house and i'll handle everything

>>144030316
A very slow and swirling decent into hell.
Like a toilet, kinda.

>>144030017
He fell upon it, hurt himself, and was too embarrassed to call for help! Instead, he crawled to hide in bed, and was waiting and praying that his bones would slowly warp enough for the figure to fall out! He's in a mind-boggling amount of pain! He might even have a small fracture!

And you think it's cute!

>>144029591
Sans never claims he gives a fuck about you, unless you're at the end of Pacifist. He's not a kind of person who would hurt you for his own benefit, though.

>>144030436
>i'll handle everything
I'll be fine, I swear.

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>>144030226
We could always make a 4-player Ring Runner team and keep challenging other generals to Spire Battle.
Kind of like that soccer thing, except it wouldn't be determined by luck.

>>144030427
Alright, if you're sure.
>>144030472
That sounds bad.

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>>144028038
>dworven's mettaton is cute as fuck
>but he only ever wants to draw disgusting obese toriels and skeleton shitposts

>>144030541
He clearly used it as a tool of masturbation to stimulate himself! He chose the most phallic looking figurine of the set to do it!
It is cute!

>>144030316
last thread was nothing but /pol/ shitposting, this thread is kinda nice

>>144030643
if you say so. just remember that im proud of you and there's no shame in coming home

>>144030170
FINE, ONE BRATTY STORY COMING UP

>>144030436
Aren't you Crateanon's dad? Are you cheating on him with a different son?

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>>144030676
That sounds like a shitty idea.

>>144030736
There's a reason why I always request Mettaton when dworven's around. It's adorable.

>>144030825
>there's no shame in coming home
Toriel, is that you?

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would you SIN with a goat?

>>144030742
IT'S NOT PAPYRUS' FAULT THAT METTATON IS SUCH A DICK, EVEN IN ACTION FIGURE FORM

>>144030736
>>144030316
Lewds of these two pronto

>>144030940
Awwwwww
I could be healslut though!

>>144030794
That's pretty much what I was referring to.

>>144030973
I'd commit the sin of gluttony by eating lots of her delicious pies and other baked goods if that's what you mean

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>>144030973
different goat but yeah

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>>144030975
HAH! Papyrus, stop trying to make excuses about that toy you lodged up your pelvis in a vain attempt to masturbate!

>>144030282
This is preposterous, Anon! UnderCanada boyfriend is really real and he gives the nicest hugs and is very handsome and good in the sex, and very cool, and respects Papyrus's boundaries but loves him a lot and wants to get married! Unfortunately, Papyrus has to take care of his lazy brother so he doesn't rot in his own filth, and can't marry the cool boyfriend who is also a big star in UnderCanada and is also a veterinarian and an astronaut! But even if he lives in UnderCanada they still talk on the Internoots

>>144030920
im a father to many children
>>144030940
>toriel
im offended

>>144031112
L-Lewd

>>144031049
seconding this

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post young love

>>144030840
wait yes YES

>>144028994
I tried my hand at making Asriel fics a while ago but can't find the will to finish them.
Switched to drawing and been enjoying it so far

>>144031152
You're only proving me right even more, Papyrus!

>>144031271
>tfw you will never be in young love

>>144031062
No.

>>144031173
How was I supposed to know? I could of said Asgore instead. Or Dad, but that'd be weird as hell.

>>144031394
young love is a myth

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>>144031271

>>144031254
Does this count as porn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbTlK3perdI

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Goat tongue -> My throat

>>144031340
Poor, naive anon! It was just a jape to trick you! But at the beginning you were really convinced!

>>144031115
OH HO! So you admit it, skeletons can't masturbate!

I'm glad we finally reached an agreement!

Someone please call a doctor for the poor skeleton, though, he can't feel his legs.

>>144029172
>I really wanna find a flatmate who I can cuddle with

Hug me!

>>144031557
No because it wasn't about the sex. IT WAS ABOUT THE SCIENCE!

>>144031606
Extreme Frenching Undertales when?

>>144031173
What if he gets lonely or feels neglected when you're gone spending time with the other children?

>>144031606
my body -> goat belly

>>144031491
I'm in young love right now

>>144031427
if you dont want to call me dad... thats okay, but i still love you son
>>144031754
>implying i ever leave the house
you know how much im on here. besides this child is particularly independent

>>144031727
I want to shove my tongue deep inside Sans' nasal cavity and lick the inside of his face!

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>>144031427
But I got lots of copies for everyone a-and wah baka desu senpai

>>144031704
But you probably live far away!

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Post 100% canon shippings

What if Muffet's cupcake monster was her stand

>>144031907
i want the underaged to leave

>>144031685
Oh no, I said NOTHING about skeletons being unable to masturbate! I did imply that Papyrus isn't good at masturbation and has to resort to using his robot figurines!

Just let the damn thing roll out of his pelvic hole, it's huge.

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>>144032109

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>>144032109
okay

>>144032306
I wanna snuggle with that mom like that

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Holy fuck, I want to fuck Mettaton even more than I want to save shotagoat
Where the fuck do I get some good Mettaton-shaped smut

Are there any particularly well-written fics?

>>144032109
NICE
oh I guess a canon pairing is your sins -> your back

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>>144032109

>>144032109
Wait is that Asriel or Toriel

>>144032176
Nonsense! Papyrus is fantastic at everything, if he masturbated he would be absolutely amazing at it! Therefore, if he can't do it well, he can't do it at all!

Unless you're saying Papyrus ISN'T great?

>it's huge

HOW DISRESPECTFUL

>>144032773
>>144032109
I think it's Toriel because of the curly hair

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The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

>>144032125
I'd dig it.

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Would you eat papyrus' spaghetti even if would kill you?

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>>144030973
maybe

>>144033221
yes

>>144033448
Hug!

That!

Mom!

>>144032090
move to sydney and hug me

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>>144033221
No. It may hurt his feelings temporarily, but I think it would hurt slightly less than burdening him with the guilt of accidentally murdering me.

Plus I could help teach him how to improve his recipe so it's at least non-fatal!

>>144033491
>>144033448
Fug!
That!
Mom!

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Good evening, /utg/!

Sadly, this is only going to be a brief visit due to it being a weekday and quite late into the night, but I have an update to share!

[Flowey, Do You Remember Love]
Frisk is in love with Flowey. He is absolutely sure of that. Armed with this knowledge, he tries his best at learning to be less of a gigantic jerk.
http://pastebin.com/GcsZZpy4 [Ch. 1: Why Would I]
http://pastebin.com/J6YhFc5J [Ch. 2: Absolutely Not]
http://pastebin.com/Quqct7NL [Ch. 3: Not Without Help]
Ao3 link for convenience: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6969736/chapters/15888049

Other stories/updates to follow later this week!

Take care, everyone!

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You thought this was a normal post?
THINK AGAIN!

this post is actually A BOMB!
and it's going to explode in just 300 seconds unless you draw a picture of my sexy box form

Get going beauties~

>>144033909
this is pretty cute tbqh, nice job

>>144027932
Considering it's okay to post outright smut fics in other generals (See /ss13g/, any of the anime game generals, /meg/), I'm pretty sure vore fics are acceptable.

>>144032830
All I'm saying is that Papyrus still hasn't properly learned about the birds and bees, but has discovered pleasuring himself! But he's still doing a novice job at it and clearly needs guidance!

Have you SEEN the size of his pelvic bone? Dayum.

>>144033536
I'm poor and have student debt though!

ASRIEL
VORE
WHEN

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>>144033947

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>>144033947
Oh shit!
I hacked into the bomb to give me more than 300 seconds.

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how would kissing a goat feel like?

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>>144033947
Gotcha senpai

>>144029172
where u at bby cum to florida

>>144033947
I really want my pixel ap to work

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>>144035041
Pretty good I bet

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>>144033947
aw fuck

*metamorphs into my final form*
*kills the report button*
*turns 4chan style into neon multicolored animated gigs*

*my final boss theme starts playing*

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>>144031049
>>144031254
I won't make lewd, but here is a doodle of Rick ignoring Gaster, while thinking about blasting him.

>>144035378
*act
*save

>>144035378
*presses q*
*freezes you in place*
*slowly kill you with m1*
sorry sorry sorry :)

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>>144033947

>>144035475
*farts into it face*

>>144035521
MISS MISS MISS
*sexily graces it face with my feet before slamming you to the ground*

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>>144033947

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>>144025963
Omega.

>>144035441
anything with rick and gaster in it is great. thanks.

>>144035378
ayo hol up hol up
>saunders into enclosed room
so watchu sayin
>throws pocket sand
is that
>fans the hammer
now wai a sec
>rolls, fans the hammer again
you sayin it be
>presses q and waits until the SKILL icon turns red
HIGH NOON N SHEIIIT
>kills team, gets play of the game. thanks for playing...

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>>144033947
sorry im late and let everyone explode. pls no bully

>>144036096
You're welcome, sorry it's just a doodle.

>>144035132
New Zealand.
It's winter and it suuuucks

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>>144034086
Further disrespect and rudeness! That's it, I'm done with you and calling the proper authorities!

By which I mean Undyne! I hope you enjoy your brief life as a human shish kebab!

>>144036363
I'd like me some winter right now.
>28°C
>no AC

>>144036363
Oh!
how cold is it right now?

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>>144036429
get on the ground

>>144036285
no need to apologize it's better than what i can do and the effort is appreciated.

>>144036429
Undyne can't do shit after she finds out you've admit to using your Mettaton Figurine to masturbate, Papyrus!

>>144036592
8.8°C, apparently it's much worse outside though because of the Antarctic winds.

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slow thread huh?

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>>144033947

>>144036761
It's platonic! It's platonic! Friendship isn't illegal!

>>144036853
As if she'll listen to a slanderous, lying, sadistic peeping tom with a pelvis fetish! I hope you've got a shield handy.

>>144034668
>>144035019
>>144035060
>>144035347
>>144035526
>>144035901
>>144036135
>>144037503
WOW THESE ARE SOME WONDERFUL DRAWINGS OF ME!
And thanks to that anon extending the timer, the bomb was defused!

Now, you all did a wonderful job, but you know who the real hero of this story is?
That's right! Me!
For making the bomb so easy to defuse!
EVERYONE, a round of applause for Mettaton, the hero

Goodbye, lovelies~
Keep sending in that fanart!

>>144037861
Anon who did the shitty second one with the cock. It appears that others actually tried on this, so I'm currently redoing it for real now.

>>144037861
fuck you, you rectangular sack of shit
>>144038020
>tfw still no nice cream guy bf

>>144037778
She'll find out about that toy still in your generously sized pelvis!

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Howdy /utg/, how's it going?

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>>144038750
ear still stings, but i finally got some medication on it. not too bad now
overall, pretty ok

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>>144038750
Tired, you?

>>144038750
i'm dying inside

>>144038858
Jeez anon, what happened?

>>144038874
A little upset, my headset is fucking up on me, trying to fix it

>>144038923
What's wrong, anon?

>>144038750
Not great but I'm holding on, better compared to the last few days. Hopefully things get better soon.

>>144039094
ear infection
can hardly hear out of that ear atm, but it seems better with the medicine

>>144039142
Hope you do, anon. Stay healthy, alright?

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>>144038210
you'll find someone, anon
believe it and nice things will come

>>144037861
can i have your autograph and your babies

>>144039238
Ear infections suck, last time I had one I had to practice music.
Hope you get better soon

>>144039241
I'll try. Thanks Doog, love ya.

>>144039094
i'm alone and depressed and i don't know how to keep going

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>>144039238
are you the guy who was talking about waking up with his ear literally bleeding?
>>144039094
>my headset is fucking up on me, trying to fix it
That sucks, best of luck with your fixing job

>>144039494
no, but it did get worse after I took a nap earlier

>>144039449
No problem man, just feel better

>>144039487
That shit is the worst. I hope you find someone or something to make you feel better anon

>>144039494
Yeah, they were quite pricy too

>>144039285
he'll never be real and i like to complain. its best to ignore me

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skeletons.

>>144039734
i know a lot of guys like ncg
you should just try to find someone

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>>144033947

>>144039970
Where's the /utg/ one where it's the Sans doing the raping?

>>144040096
and that's it for me

>>144039973
i dont really like guys though, just him. dont tell anyone

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>>144033947
i'm late!

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This thread is slow today
Have a cute dad

Damn, are we getting into dark hours already?

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>>144040625
Okay.

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>>144040625
Last few threads were really shit posty, maybe everyone already got burnt out?
>>144040552
Thank you for that cute dad and I present you this other cute dad in exchange

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>>144033947
late

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>>144033947
Alright. Disregard the one with the penis.
I did a real one now.

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>>144040847
Thanks for the dad and so I present you another dad

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>>144040830
is that you, edgy dad anon

>>144038210
>tfw still no burgerpants bf

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>>144041023
Thank you! I'll make sure to take good care of it

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>>144040830
What.

>>144040847
>maybe everyone already got burnt out?
I guess. Granted, I don't mind dark hours, they're pretty comfy. I'm just scared when the thread goes silent for 20 minutes.

Also, have one of the few dad pictures I have.

>>144041158
youre late

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>>144041059
I guess so?
>>144041278
To dark?

>thread this dead during 'muricunt hours

shit

where do i go to gotepost when /utg/ dies?

>>144041429
Reminder that Alpha Flowey and Angel Asriel are the only good things to ever come out of that crap AU.

Why do I still feel bad?

>>144036943
Sounds nice
Okay you can forget moving to Australia
I'll come to you instead

>>144041559
Here. /utg/ will never die. Never ever.

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>>144041562
Give dad and mom a chance, son. for him.

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>>144041278
Well I think most euros off off to bed and I bellieve its still finals week for a lot of people so I guess everyone is just busy

>that dad
Uhh thanks.. I'll make sure to cherish it...

>>144041559
Twitter
>>144041562
I like the goats and Papyrus

What music are you listening to /utg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfY

>>144041586
But anon, you'll become an anonsicle!

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>>144041429
>tfw no one will ever make sense of the AU outside of diddling skeletons
Feels bad man.

>>144041889
I was listening to that a ton a few weeks ago. Check this out if you haven't seen it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8APT7XURgZQ

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Which character you wish had more porn?

>>144041896
8°C is not that bad. Well, maybe the wind makes it worse, though.

>>144041889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTrNsAsjEmY
Its very chill when put on repeat
>>144041972
The demon dude in the restaurant at MTTs hotel

What do you usually do to cheer yourself up?

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>>144041972
Bratty solo with out the cat. Maybe getting her scaly ass pounded by frisk or someone.

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Hello utg

>>144041972
River person.

>>144042027
So we'd have to have hot chocolate and snuggle in blankets, what a terrible predicament!

>>144042157
hi geek whazzup

>>144041972
drunk bunny
>>144042108
eat
>>144042157
i love you

>>144042108
goatpost

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>>144042108
listen to music
play a video game
read a book
imagine myself dying
play with my dog
grab something tasty to eat
look at porn
watch anime


you know normal stuff
>>144042157
Hey Geek

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>>144042108
Draw and or play video games.

>>144042179
You must really have it rough there. It's 9°C here and I can see people outside jogging in t-shirts.

>>144041964
Not that anon but I discovered that music from that video and fell in love with it. I've listened to it a lot too and I don't even watch Jojo

>>144042391
Admittedly I'm a bit weird in that I really don't like the cold, I'm dressed for warmth almost the entire year.
You get the t-shirt weirdos here too.

>>144040168
this is pretty suspicious
i'll keep your secret

>>144041889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbOOPkmEGw
[lucio speed boost intensifies]

>>144041896
>implying australians can freeze
8 isn't even that cold, it was 3 here the other night and I still slept in boxers with the windows open
>>144042239
Holy shit that's comfy

>>144042620
Maybe that's the reason.
I'm the opposite. Can't stand the heat and find 8-10°C pleasantly chilly. Shame it's going to be 26°C in about six hours.

Stay warm, anon.

>>144041889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=471XEdmJZzI

>>144042468
It's great, isn't it? Even if it makes me sad, I can't help but keep listening. I love it.

>>144042718
Oops, meant to quote
>>144042179

>All of these people discussing temperatures in Celsius
Y-yeah! That's definitely ... cold ... ?

chara is best girl

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>>144042187
eyy nothing much just drawing, how are you

>>144042239
love you too

>>144042290
Yo how are you

>>144042468
You should check out jojo its pretty good

>>144042290
>imagine myself dying
Do you want to talk about it dadposter?

>>144042894
Water freezes at around 0C and boils at around 100C

If you keep that in mind you should be able to get a rough idea

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Hey guys I sure love UNDERTALE..

How about we discuss UNDERTALE?

>>144042947
>not frisk
horrible taste. also i see that 5n@f in there you scum

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>>144043017
>Yo how are you
i'm fine
>>144043045
Nah, just a bit of dark humor
>>144043136
What about Undertale do you want to talk about?

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>>144043136
i like undertale

>>144043017
oh, hey geek
didn't see you come in
thanks again for that tsunderplane

I've been listening to Last Train Home and now I'm feeling really sad what do I do

>>144043357
you cry and give me a hug. bring it in pal

>>144043357
Latch on to a different goat

I recommend Toriel since Asgore like Asriel has a lot of emotional baggage that can be hard to ignore and you get more stuff focused around her

>>144043556
yeah but toriel a shit

>>144043357
Will this cheer you up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCa6o_zzZXs

>>144043694
Haha, I just saw that earlier. That's pretty good.

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>>144043017
i'm good, playin some nuclear throne and chillin out.

you should do more of those skeleton doodles, they're cute

Good night everybody
I'm gonna sleep

>>144043021
Maybe I should
I watched stuff like DBZ and Zoids years ago and haven't done much anime watching at all since then

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Tori, baby

>>144043679
Maybe but its slim pickings when you want goats that won't cause heartache

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>you will never date the flower

>>144043967
Run with the mom!

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/utg/... I think im in love with this ghost!!!

>>144044193
Whoa dude!

>>144044060
>flowey liking it
Not canon.

>>144044290
>implying flowey isn't a slut

not canon

>>144044238
I know right?! But... Im too shy to ask him out on a date...