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Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

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Last time on /ss13g/
>killette still kept insisting on banning somhuan despite being repeatedly proven a massive liar on his ban request and that he incriminated himself, possibly went schizophrenic from this experience
>ghlor's character is hurt from incompetent sec player #3534 and goes full dindu escalation, makes a ban request for the player and the thread is split in people brownosing him or just stating that he was an asshole too
>don't forget to check the compilation of all the horrendous and disgusting actions players did were made by a kind anon, check it out here and make sure to shame their ckeys: http://pastebin.com/Re4Qdtup
>by the way greys suck


>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
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skeletons
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>No-one will ever draw you
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>>143800293
then you didn't lower the temp setting or you didn't actually have the freezer connected to the pipe.
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>forced 50 is real
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>>143800708 when?
skeletons
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>>143801006
The classic "OH WOOPS WRONG THREAD IGNORE THIS" post
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>>143801043
>when the cancer is so strong is destroys the graphics on your clothing
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And you changed a lot too, Into an old man!
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>mfw my name isn't on the pastebin even thought i erp'd
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>>143800909
i'm bored. who's your char?
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>>143802362
I'm not going to tell you. It defeats the purpose. I was just posting a general bad feeling. I won't attention whore.
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Ginger beach is one of my favorite people to play with, usually always helpful and chats
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>>143802563
oh ok now i know
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>>143802728
I KNOW WHAT ARTIST YOU ARE WHATS YOUR FUCK
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>>143801043

When you decide to play Geneticist to become one.

ACK ACK ACK ACK
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>>143802728
Thanks. Even if it was used to insult me, I appreciate the effort.
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If a monkey is clearly a real player does removing their brain and borging them work
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>>143800335
>>143801909

>Mfw my name isn't even there despite everyone knowing I'm a big erper
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>>143802982
BRING BACK THE ACK
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>>143803196
I don't think you can surgery them. But if you humanize it and pop the brain out yeah. The ckey's in the brain and it'll move with it.
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how do I state laws when I've been borg'd?
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>OOC: Mustardtiger: tfw no sardine girl playable race so we can rp sardines in a can
Would be cute if I didn't remember this guy angrily PMing me to stop joking IC.
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>>143803358
copy/paste

>>143803493
Having to deal with griefers all the time gets to you.
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>>143803358
under "info', there's a section for cyborgs when you're one and you can hit state laws there. You can also choose what laws you state.
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trinity is my girlfriend she just doesnt know it yet
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>go to medbay with a broken hand
>wait around screaming at people for 10 minutes
>blow my own head off
>people keep trying to resuscitate me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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weighted voting is literally rigged, whoever coded this shit and put it in is a fucking ass.
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>diona is welderbombed
>moans in looc when it happens
>minutes later ranting in ooc about why people shouldn't welderbomb diona

Hmm....
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>>143803216
t.deadpoo
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>>143804202
intigracy is ny boyfriend!
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>>143804723
Back the fuck off!?
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>>143804723
fuck off he's MINE
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>OOC: Majestic_Mastodon: If Pomf eats something is it considered cock vore?
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>>143803493
you were probably being a cunt

i am sorry i can't help but scolding people it is a disease of the soul i feel like a high school principal minus the bald spot on my head
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What's the weirdest thing you've uploaded to the library?

If you find DaS anal vore, that was me grabbing it from some random post.
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I need something other than Woody Got Wood to play on public.
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>>143804568
fixed
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>downloading the update at 0.4Mbps somehow
thanks pomf
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>>143805643
hi killette
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>>143806008
hey hows it going remember to remove somhuan ok praise babies
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>>143802668
ok
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>>143804560
Ahelp it. Arttec is literally underaged and can't understand all the warning's he's got to knock it the fuck off.
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>>143806598
hi killette. we told you to cool it with the ahelps
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>>143806460
I don't fucking post in thread, and sure as hell not to praise someone if I do.
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IT'S GONNA HURT
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>>143807948
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>>143808046
How do I get into the greytide mafia? Is there a greytide meetup spot?
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>>143808297
>mafia
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>>143808297
meet me in the maint under medbay
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>>143808297
>he doesnt know the greytide handshake
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>>143800335
Reminder that on code red your ass is valid for security to murder if they think you're a shitter.
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>>143808843
>not code redding at round start
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>>143808297
Give the right code phrase to get into the network.I've gotten bailed out a bunch of times by one of my bros "attacking" the other and calling for help. then another gets me out of sec slick as owl shit.

>>143809135
4noraisins gets you a note and potentially a warning.
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>haven't played in months
>get connection closed three times in a row
>finally get out of date client message on 4th time
>YOURE NOT MY DAD
good to see the byond experience hasn't changed
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>>143810841
Update, anon.
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>>143810841
update
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
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what are catbeasts and why are they valid
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>>143811487
furries is the answer to both questions
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>>143811487
filthy
dumb
khajiit
scum
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>>143811487
Furries
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>>143811487
Once upon a time furfags made anthro cats so they could be furfags in space.

We inherited the code when we branched off from another servers codebase. Instead of tossing it, we saved it for a punishment race. If you see a walking cat you can (and should) kill it on the spot.
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>>143811658
>Kill it
>Not torturing it
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How do you cope with making a mistake as sec officer?
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>>143811487
khajits in space and that is stupid
just like skeletons
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>>143811879
New ckey
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>>143811879
Getting banned
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>>143811879
If it cost yourself reflect on what you could have done better and resolve to do better the next time.
If it cost someone else, act repentant but secretly relish the fact that you fucked someone over, even if it was on accident.
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>>143811879
I don't. I just let people go if I haven't seen anything and there are no witnesses.
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>>143811487
Disease/staff of change ones aren't. They're still crewman that got dunked on. You can treat them in medbay still so there's no reason to kill them other than being a validhunting shitter.

>>143811879
Learn from it, don't do it again, move on instead of getting trapped in the past.
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>>143811658
why don't you like cats probe
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>>143812072
This. follow space law and it's really hard to fuck up.
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>>143811879
Apologizing to the person I fucked over helps.

>>143811825
We're really lacking in the torture department.
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>>143811658
>>143800335

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9566
Probe is a closet furfag who defended My Little Pony.
Remember that.
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>>143812104
>Disease/staff of change ones aren't.
They are.
Heck, any race from staff of change seems to be valid because staff of change rounds devolve into deathmatches.
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>>143812256
>only moderately torturous acts you can do is stabbing a guy in the eyes with screwdriver
>no kneecapping someone with guns
>no bashing someone's kneecaps with a bat/crowbar
>no injecting someone with capsaicin to burn the fuck out of their veins
>no sticking a stunbaton in their pussy and watching them piss themselves and cry

Well, it's not like anyone plays along with torture anyways.

>>143812428
there is absolutely nothing wrong with MLP and it is a good show, and their fandom is home to some of the most creative people i have ever seen
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>>143811658
And then we ported the other furfag races so people could be furfags in space in our server. Thanks, Bay!
>>143812428
No, he's not a furfag of any kind. He is a closet vorefag though.
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>>143812256
Someone needs to code and sprite traps from SAW to be used
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>>143812428
Yeah I did. I want clowns with offensive names. I want clowns that get a rise out of people. I've never watched the show however and think this came as a surprise to many people that the name was MLP related

>>143812208
I have a cat. I like cats. Cats are fine. Humans pretending to be cats aren't cats.

>>143812104
Valid is valid there's no mincing hairs if you become a catbeast you need to unbecome one or fight for your life.
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>>143812428
Did you mean Deity?
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>>143812428
Still disappointed that pomf caved in to shitposting.
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>>143812732
how are people pretending to be birds any different?
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>>143812732
why arent you banning humans pretending to be women
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>>143812862
Pomf isn't pretending stop being insensitive
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>>143800335
I love when the server gets posted on /v/

The influx of newfags always makes me smile.

I actually enjoy helping them out with shit when they ask.
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>>143812104
Catbeasts are valid. End of rine. Even if you manually put someone's brain in a catbeast, they are *still* valid.
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>>143812858
Don't worry, it came back.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9890/files#r62033085
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>>143813005
this
The tranny drama always leads to shitposting and bans.
Why Angelite is still on the server I'll never fucking know.
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>>143813383
>tranny
Angelite is a black guy who doesn't pretend to not be a guy
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>>143813383
Starts with a P and ends with an N
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>>143813005
When are we banning human metagrudgers pretending to be alien metagrudgers
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>>143813383
I mean about everyone with a female static you dramaqueen.
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>>143813498
Penin?
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>>143813383
>telling chase
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>>143812862
That's a really good question. I got out of bed and made coffee because of it.

1. Whatever birdfag shit is going on on the internet, it's not as obnoxiously pushed on others as traditional furfag garbage. So outside the game there's less reason to dislike them just from the start.

2. They're our kick me race. It feels good to kick the Vox. It feels good to be racist against Vox. If we didn't have them we'd have to come up with a new kick me race.
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>>143813498
PLASMAMEN
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>>143813896
SKELETONS
WHEN
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>>143813896
>Whatever birdfag shit is going on on the internet, it's not as obnoxiously pushed on others as traditional furfag garbage.
So why isn't weebshit valid yet? I can very safely say with 100% utmost honesty that it's pushed harder than any furshit I can think of.
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>>143814072
this
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>>143813998
When you NEVER

>>143814072
I don't know it's never really bothered me that greatly and sometimes its good stuff like zuwardo.

>Why isn't [my trigger] banned?
We don't mind too much if you say nigger in every sentence who are we to say you can't say sugoi?
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>>143813896
probe can you please stop memeing on the thread, it's bad for the soul
thanks
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>>143814307
>Fuck off we won't ban YOUR trigger
>but oh how dare you bring MY trigger in the server
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10339093
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>>143814475
>carbons
reeeeeeeeeee
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>>143814441
basically

>HOW DARE YOU TRIGGER ME WITH FURRY SHIT REEEEEE
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>>143813182
FUCK YOU DUN-
i mean
FUCK YOU PROBE
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>>143814475
>no Avali option

It's shit. Teen tiny fluffy cold things are cute.
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>>143812585
While you can't kneecap, you can point blank someones feet or hands off
.
I've broken literally every bone in an antags body before releasing him on inaprov as part of his plea deal

You can easily remove limbs or eyes.
Give them peg legs/arms

You can reassign their gender surgically then have the whole sec team and the security clown gangbang "her" in the showers.

You can stuff them in a spiderbot until they cave like a bitch to get their body back.

You can transplant them into a tajaran, put them in an rtable prison in bar and have people throw shit at it for a designated length of time.

You can strap electro packs onto them and shock them as desired

You can put them in a space suit and a couple chem implants of capsaicin or frost oil to fuck them up

Monkey them and push them around laughing at them

You can stuff them with pills of nutriment, corn oil, sugar, ketchup, cinnamon, coco powder, hot ramen, hell ramen, orange juice, tomato juice, lime juice, carrot juice, berry juice, watermelon juice, banana juice, apple juice, lemon juice, potato juice, milk, cream, soymilk for 135 nutrition per tick then you can degrade them verbally. Possibly also make them run on a treadmill until they recover.After <50 is starving and 550 is the you can't stuff anymore message by the way

Starve the shit out of them with lipozine and hyperzine

You can forcibly AI, card and make them your pocket bitch

You can put their mmi in the clowns chest

Seriously though, get good at medicine, get the sili's onto Securimov and just start safely breaking hands and dosing them with imped/mercury for obscene brain damage when you don't get the answer you want. Make sure medbay know's to not fix it. Dropping shit all the time is terrible. If you're really salty, break their skull so the brain damage requires bone chip surgery while they can't use any machinery
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>>143814307
You have just unintentionally given a reason why furfaggotry should be allowed in the serb, kill yourself.
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>>143814307
I don't mind if you say kawaii baka desu senpai in every sentence, so why would you mind if this was some sort of parallel universe where I was into furshit?
I'm actually happy catbeasts are valid and don't mind the policy one bit. But stop trying to rationalize the double standard behind it. Once again: I actually PREFER the double standard being in place, but don't pretend it's not there.
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>>143814723
Yeah, but you're forgetting something.


Everyone here hates ARRPEE and would rather ghost than play along with torture.
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>>143814072
Because this site was founded by an underaged weeb faggot and that cancer will never not be banned outside of the minority of boards not related to Japan.
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>>143814889
Giving up means you already lost. Stop being such a bitch nigger.
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>>143814908
the real funny thing is that 4chan made moot (may he R.I.P.) hate weebs too
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>furfags at it again
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>>143815118
hi shin
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>>143815118
I don't give a fuck about the whole thing, don't be blaming me.
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>>143814475
>Plasmamen at 3
Hi Sawbones, Grey and Bob
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>Mateo Mitchel aka Dogfucker spends 25 minutes annoying security because they took his stun baton.
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>>143814475
>zero votes for martians
densane in suicide watch
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CE from last round here. Ignoring the bit where I got thralled, there's gotta be a better way to power bus station than carting plasma and O2 to the TEG and carting batteries to the other 2 stations right? Were we missing something?
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SEC PRIDE WORLD WIDE

REDTEXT BEST TEXT
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Is latejoin right after round start the patrician way to choose your job that round?
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>>143815027
sure it did
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>>143815568
I'm pretty sure there are solars on each station.
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>>143815672

There are, but they don't really do much, especially since half the time the star is being blocked by something or another. We had them set up the whole time.
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>>143814475
>no option for skeletons
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>>143815569
tfw grabbing a station bounced radio, setting it to sec frequency, and enabling the microphone
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>>143814710
PORT THEM
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Reminder to new friends that ERP is acceptable as long as you are antag
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>>143815568
>signing up for engi on taxi
lmaoing at ur life
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>>143815632
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>>143800335
>Expect a heinous list of debauchery from the pastebin
>Most of it is, even out of context, jokey shit that only the most raging autist would think is actually erp.

I mean Majestic_Mastodon is never going to live down his dogfucking, but shit like;
>[00:59:22]EMOTE: Ally Yun/Densane (@284,215,1): <B>Ally Yun</B> TOUCHES KURT'S BOOTY HOLE VERY INNAPROPERIATLY

is obviously taking the piss.
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>>143815615
No, it's the prime way to not being targeted by antags and so the prime way to be pointed as powergaming shitter.
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>>143815941
Don't be kidding yourself. Did you see the vox INHALING EROTICALLY? Only a true degenerate could come up with something like that. Makes me sick thinking about it.
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>>143815524
What job was he?

>>143815568
Reduce the plasma in the cold loop. You shoud be getting 90 minutes for every 3 canisters you put in.
Other stations used solars I believe though you can rapid cable layer across lattices to the other taxis.
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>>143815941
>[00:50:33]EMOTE: Angelite Entyshak/Angelite Entyshak (@250,195,1): <B>Angelite Entyshak</B> erps with the hlep helpr.

>[05:30:52]EMOTE: Litteraly Hitler/Small_Boss (@250,249,1): <B>Litteraly Hitler</B> ERPs internally

>[09:54:11]EMOTE: Kingston Merryman/KingcrimsonIJW (@184,258,1): <B>Kingston Merryman</B> skullfucks Kaylie Morgan with his meme cock.

>[10:32:24]EMOTE: Unknown/solariousgabriella (@237,136,1): <B>Unknown</B> furiously begins to skullfuck the dead bomberman


yeah, its 80% ironic memers
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>>143816165
He was a mechanic, wearing a void suit and with his ID in a box so he showed up as unknown.
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>>143815932
nice reliable source
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reminder, trinity is valid
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they should buff the nullrod and holy water to balance the buffs they gave to cult
i propose the follow50u or more of holy water in his body he'll be instantly deconverted
>when held the null rod will give a flavor text "you feel dark forces nearby" when you are near a cultist
>you can use the bible as a "holy tome" and every cultist you deconvert/vampire you slay will grant you favor from the gods wich you can exchange for holy powers
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>>143816165

Alright, I didn't see how much we had going into cold but I'll keep that in mind for next time, thanks.
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>>143816885
when did cult get buffed?

anyway it seems pretty much fine as is except for some really stupid shit like summoning narsie off station with manifested ghosts
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Oh, Railfist, where art thou?
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what's the best place for video guides (ie who makes some good fucking video guides)?

written guides don't work for me
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I've been out of the loop, what's all this about dogs?
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>>143816885
>holy tome
Christianity based cultism when?
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>>143818954
So Christianity?
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>>143818848
No one
Nobody
Don't ask
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>>143819074
o-okay
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>>143818848
You sound like a retard
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>>143819401
I am
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>>143818848
No one really does video guides. What specifically do you want?

>>143818862
Some dude fucked a dog on no rules day
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>>143819721
>What specifically do you want?

mostly the medical/research crap, like xenobiology or virology, but nothing in particular

was just hoping there'd be some guy who'd have a bunch of videos
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>>143820046
nah there's really nothing much like that. it could be done if there was enough interest though.
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>>143820046
>xenobiology
throw two monkeys at the slimes, the firts will make them big and the second will make them split
read the wiki to know what to do wich each one and wich one to breed
>medical
check the chemistry guid to have an idea what to do
>research
go to robotics, grab 3x exosuit-mounted syringue guns
deconstruct analyze the three guns, them open a toolbox nearby and deconstruct the atmos analyzer too, them the toolbox afetr this
them you follow the order
power cell -> tracking beacon -> high capacity power cell -> gps -> mining drill -> nanopaste
them you build a chemistry dispenser, and after this deconstruct the following boards
teleporter hub -> smes -> 3x durand/gygax weapon & targeting system
them you are done with RnD as far as someone care
>virology
pray to RNGesus to get some cool strand for viruses but you'll get buttfucked because it's almost impossible
to cure just take the infected man blood, inject on a monkey and give radium to the monkey until the antibody scanner picks the antibody, them you put the monkey blood on the vial and isolate the antibodie, afetr this create 15 pills of 1u antibody on chemistry and you are done
>xenoarch
go to roid and spam the hand-pick on all digsites until you find a big artifact, ignore all the small things because nobody gives a shit to small artifacts and xenobotany is a meme

here's your fucking guide
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>>143744780
>>These don't have the same friend list as a xenobio one does
They should fix this.
>>
>this round
first day playing, this is fucking fun and amusing when dead
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>>143822315
ICKY OOK
BAN THE FUCKER
WHAT'S YOUR CKEY?
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>>143822315
Hope the round ended sandy
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>>143822315
WOOOW FUN? THE ROUND IS FUN? THTA MEANS STUFF IS HAPPENING. FUCKING ICKY OCKY FUCING BAN HIM FUCK
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>>143822315
READ
THE
FUCKING
RULES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

t. kolith
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>security is full of retards who just want to beat the shit out of people, and never do their jobs
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>>143822315
>having fun
we don't want your kind
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>>143822315
>fun

go back to imgur nigger
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>it's a deff round where nobody is doing anything except the captain who is validing the wizards in an atmos suit
>nothing happens for so long, admins hit every button
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Notice how bus is only chosen during American hours.
Fucking Amerifat retards
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>>143822746
but anon beating people is their job.
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>still no zoo
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>>143822992
>not being american
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>>143822992
Go back to your russian server bylat
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>>143822985
you call it valids, I call it protecting the station from magic-wielding scum.
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>>143816497
Jesus, just ahelp him for greytiding. Whether he killed beepsky, pulled a cargonia, or robbed sec it's illegal as all hell so fuck his shit. He should get over losing his illegal murdershit and move on instead of being a cunt. If he can't he should be wearing the badge and carry the responsibilities that come with it.

Sec shouldn't have to put up with that bullshit.
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>>143823154
Did you do a single thing all round except look everywhere for wizards and brag over the radio over the wizards you killed?
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>>143823154
You gotta stop stealing the atmos suits though dawg
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>>143823154
Yeah you do look like a massive faggot and I have no pity when people fuck with you.
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emagging a juke box plays gachimuchi when?
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>>143823276
I have no idea why was he in an atmos hardsuit either, other hardsuits have more combat protection, and nobody was plasmaing
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>>143817496
Yeah, the whole thing is if you have scrubbers active in the chamber you're sucking out the gas well before it's dropping below a viable temp. If you have too much plasma in the cold loop then while you're getting a larger yield, you're sacrificing all that thermal energy from the burn chamber for power you don't use. If you're having trouble with not having the pressure to move the circulators you can use 6 times the same amount of CO2 instead of plasma. Over a couple rounds you'll find the amounts, teg modifications and pump transfer speeds you want.

>>143818848
Not to be rude but nothing in space is hard. You just need to grow the spine to jump into the pool instead of sitting on the side scared to get wet and the emotional maturity to grasp that everyone makes mistakes when they're new. That's normal and it's 100% okay. Learn from it, improve, keep moving forward and you're golden.
>>
Is it ok to griff someone if you know them personally?
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>>143822985
The captains job is to be a coordinator and the final line of accountability. Where everyone else fails the captain stands tall.
>>
Hey admins.

I was showing my friend the game and we were meta communicating because he was new to the game. We were originally signed up as assistants but were put in different roles.

Please unban us.

Exodys
.denuoweb
>>
Daily reminder adminbus is harder than you think

The second something goes off track, you end up improvising and there's a lot of buttons you shouldn't press

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHbOhtaZgck
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>>143823276
>>143823409
You'll understand when you play longer. You can dodge shots, block them with pulled lockers, but you ain't gonna stop chilled plasoxy getting dumped into the vents or a backpack of firebombs. You aren't gonna cap suit out of the sci blast doors dropping and tox storage getting vented. You can't really stop jaunt fags from subverting either so you're always a gutsy wizard away from hellfire.
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>>143824095
make a ban appeal with all your friends
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>>143824095
No. If you can't read the rules nor your fucking character setup page prior to playing you can go and stay go. We don't want your kind here.
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>>143824195
How long have you been playing? I bet i've been playing longer than you. I just don't use my position of power to powergame
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>>143824648
4 years, I am the LAW once you've wiped out my boys. If you don't want me to leave my desk don't gank all the redshirts like it's an away mission of star trek.
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>>143824648
>I bet I've been playing longer than you

And I'm sure you haven't you holier-than-thou faggot.
Go back to Bay if you want to self-fellate yourself with all your metafriends
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>>143824796
I was right, longer than u bucko. Stop taking suits every time you faggot
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>>143824095
Make an appeal

I beat it into my friends head never ever to tell me anything if he is playing and he got the picture. He doesn't even know my Ckey, you should have used an empty server
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>>143824885
>guy says "you'll know once you play more"

>Tell him I have in fact been playing for awhile

Just stop taking atmos suit every time and I'll forgive you
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>>143824893
There's 5 and I can bet my bottom credit that nobody else with them have a backpack of shit they'll lose when they go down to the tators first shot.
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>>143825126
I'm surprised you avoided becoming a powerfaggot but at the same time you're letting the station down.
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>>143825167
>taking a suit EVERYTIME

Just stop
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>>143825302
You can't stop me. I am fueled by the incandescent rage of every silicon and atmos suited traitor I shotgon in the midst of a plasma fire. If you think anyone else deserves the eva suit more than me you can fuck right off.
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>>143825424
lol what the hell this isn't even me posting.

Is this Yred or?
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>>143824195
>you ain't gonna stop chilled plasoxy getting dumped into the vents or a backpack of firebombs.
Understandable if you are up against a Science cult or someshit but dude, it's ragin' mages
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>>143824095
How exactly did they even find out you were doing it?
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>>143825424
You already got jobbanned once for being a shitty captain
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>>143824195
I have never, ever, ever, EVER seen somebody use firebombs in about one year of playing
I see people shooting at me every day
Protection against firebombs, or protection against lasers? I know which one I'm taking
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>>143825501
PERFECTLY VALID option if you are going norobes.
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>>143825678
>I-if you don't stop, I'll tell on you! Waaaah! Admins he's not sharing waaaah I want a turn to be robust!

This ain't bay
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>>143825632
We didn't talk and just hung around each other.

The guy's a stoner and we just wanted to make blunts
>>
>be sec officer
>no captain, make it priority 1 to get the only head (CE) into the captains office and promote him to captain/secure the disk
>later on
>bridge blows up
>say its probably ops
>make priority 1 securing the CE
>he's ded and medbay didn't even have time to turn on cryo plus its blown to shit
>secure the disk
>sit in escape with all my other redtide bruddas
>we get out alive

PRIORITIZE
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>>143825854
Lol okay bucko
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>>143824327
Teach them the game is important though.
We were to be assistants and wern't going to fuck with anyone that round.

We also couldn't get on the fuckin test server (which was slow as shit for us).
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>>143825501
>>143825803
>>143824195
>>143825794
Metagaming faggots
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>>143825906
>14 minutes into the round
>everything is already bombed to hell
Come on guys.
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>>143825854
>assuming the admins think any better of you for being a bad captain and powergaming to boot
>>
Unban ERP
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>>143826193

>>>/vore/
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>>143825491
Nope, Mikecari
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>>143825501
Ragin dumps like 5 dudes the first of which can just zapzap into the upload, powergame through the turrets and we're all plasma before you can cough cause we've had a lot of shit AI's who can't handle their shit lately

Any of them can norobe or take robeless spells, and targetted floor key areas very quickly.

And another issue is you can put 3ish canisters in, load them up, and you can bacon any dept in under 10 minutes. do two and you'll both crush and burn through every non atmos/ce rigsuit.

>>143825678
Surprisingly, I haven't. The most I've got was a note when two guys stole my purchased ablatives and other shit from my office and I shotgunned one ablative wearing shitter when he tried to push me during the arrest of his greytide buddy since it was right there and I didn't have to dig through my bags to play flashbang/spray slip/taser reflect ddr.
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>>143825906
I never saw the CE
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>>143826224
but I hate vore
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>>143826009
You don't need to metagame to do it. He just needs to read the wiki. If he's so retarded that's not enough just do it entirely IC or be in diff depts and have him describe shit over skype and there's nothing to hint at meta.
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>>143826293
So, you take the atmos suit because someone MIGHT plasma flood, or a wizard MIGHT subvert the borgs and plasma flood, including taking norobes? That sounds like metagaming to me. That's like pacid spraying the cap laser, pinpointer, blueprints, and head jumpsuits because there MIGHT be traitors on to steal them. Or not allowing a human into your upload roundstart because they MIGHT subvert you.

What about the times you take all the goodies and fuck off and space yourself, even as the only head? Why not take a sec suit or cap suit at that point?
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oh yeah
>dead nuke op in escape
>borg buckles her to a chair
>I give the borg the order to strip her because she could still be alive and explode on me
>choosing my life over the borgs and ordering it to do EOD duty

>>143826334
He was dead right away after the bombings. Another crewmember tried dragging him to Medbay but after seeing the state of things dropped him outside Mechanics. I took the disk and pulled him into medbay then went to Escape.

We saw an op jetpack up briefly but the op backed off.
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>>143826346

If you know who you're ERPing with, you can avoid vore in the private dorms

If you don't, welcome to ERP
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>>143826593
Nah, I just grand powergame to be mildly prepared for most scenario's presented by the threats NT has briefed me about prior to my transfer.

I haven't done that shit.
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>We will never have a physics lab
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>>143826903
If you want physics just space yourself
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>>143826903
Physics ain't even worth studying in real life compared to the other sciences
Don't bring that trash degree into spess just because it hasn't helped you anywhere else in your life so far.
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>>143826903
This game doesn't take place in a high school, anon.
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>>143826903

We have a Physics lab, it's called Toxins

Just like in real life, the only jobs of the researchers here is to find ways to blow shit up
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>>143827340
You know what I mean by physics lab.
And we should have a highschool station, principal would be the captain, HoP would be the vice principle.

security can't have any weapons
antags are
>school shooter, bully, autobully, exchange students, neighborhood dog
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>>143827672
All I need is a beaker of water and my fist of justice.
>>
FUCKING LAZY PIECE OF SHIT BADMINS GET ON
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>clown names himself "Real Captain"
>claims to be the real captain
>sec officer defending him because "LOOK HIS ID LITERALLY SAYS CAPTAIN ON IT"
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>>143828549
IC OOC deal with it and maybe you'll stop being so unrobust
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Alright, folks. Round it up!

>Favorite job
>Favorite Antagonist role
>Worst job
>Worst antag

>Are you the kind to let high priority roles and teamplay antags on despite not having the time or feeling up for it?
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>>143827672
We do have a physics lab, its called toxins.
No really.

Chemistry has nothing to do with real life chemistry.
Toxins is the most math based job on the station.
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>>143828629
>IC OOC
THE ROUND LITERALLY ENDED
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>>143828634
>Bartender
>Rev Head
>Don't know, don't play jobs I don't like
>Vanilla Traitor

>No
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>>143828549
>Human being makes a mistake just like everyone else
>Everyone dogpiles cause they're an admin
>Admins driven out
>WE NEED ADMINS
>Cycle repeats
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>>143826621
Humans die every time they're exposed to heavy damage without immediate surgery, borgs have a chance to walk away still-functional.
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>>143828617
>captain signed off on it and everyone is happy
>dumb sec with woop woop helmet on doesn't say a word and tases over a name
>Other captain shows up and says it's okay
>you sulk off "Y-You deal with it"
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>vox allowed to walk in, steal shit and walk away
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>>143828617

There's nothing wrong with this Captain, he's clearly real!
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>>143828634
>Favorite job
Xenobio
>Favorite Antagonist role
Traitor or good wizard
>Worst job
Engineering of any kind
>Worst antag
Lings
>Are you the kind to let high priority roles and teamplay antags on despite not having the time or feeling up for it?
No
>>
>>143828634
>Bartender
>Space Ninja
>Janitor (Borg always does it better)
>Vampire

>Yes and I'll just fluff it every time to look like I'm helping when I'm dead inside/micro-napping/on youtube
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>>143828617
It totally said clown
>>
How come the Vox raiders could speak Galactic Common and had traveler IDs?
I thought Raiders couldn't do either of those things
>>
>>143829067
Raiders DO get IDs, albeit with randomized titles
They can't speak Common, though
There were probably some traders in with the Raiders
>>
>>143829067
They were working with normal vox traders

t. vox trader
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>>143804723
Intigracy has like 6 or 7 girlfriends at this point.

That's not even counting you shitposting faggots.
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>>143828634
Standard borg with a medibot
Changeling cause I can regenerate after bombs hahaha you should have taken my deal station
I guess chaplain or any of the rp heavy things.
Vampire. It's just a miserable experience. I have to go chloral 3 guys then hypnosuck until everyone is thralls. I have rev/cult off cause team based is insuffferable.
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>>143828629
>ic ooc
Admins aren't IC
>>
>>143828634
I've played way too much AI but my favourite has to be roboticist
Wizard
Librarian
Malfunction by far

I only play if I'm up for anything, so all I do is observe now
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>>143828634
>Mechanic, Scientist (really just xenobio/robotics), Engineer
>None, I hate playing antag roles
>Worst job
The job I dislike the most? or the job I have trouble playing as?
Either way, it's medical doctor, I only played doctor a couple of times and the only time I actually did enjoy myself is when people were fighting the blob and I had to keep dragging people to safety and healing/reviving them on the spot.

>Worst antags
Lings, vampires and vox raiders.

>Are you the kind to let high priority roles and teamplay antags on despite not having the time or feeling up for it?
If there's one thing I hate more than a mechanic who wastes precious plastic on stupid bullshit (really I feel like killing them when I see it happen), it's team antag, I absolutely dread team antag because it's a good 80% chance that I don't know what we're suppose to do and it's a fact that I'm just plain bad at operating in a team, there's also a good chance the people I'm playing with are equally if not more incapable and retarded than me.
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>>143828634

>Favorite job

Assistant, AI on high pop

>Favorite Antagonist role

Easily Changeling. You can communicate with your bros through telepathy, transform into anything you want and pull up fun gimmicks

>Worst job

Atmosia

>Worst antang

Cult since most of the time, nobody gives a shit about giving words, or end up being discovered. It's all end up into pilling all the dead cultists ghosts into one room to summon Uncle Nanar.

>Are you the kind to let high priority roles and teamplay antags on despite not having the time or feeling up for it?

Nah, I only enable them if i actually want to play them.
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>>143830307
plastic is EZ to get senpai
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>>143829682
Just go assistant or something with someone already. Go buy 3 metals and a glass then go to sci to get borged. Hobo around as a medborg or standard. You can also get AI'd carded and wireless on to be the battle buddy and door jack to someone on sec

>>143830307
Decon flaps you angry validstarved fucktard. There's nearly 200 sheets on the station.
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>>143826009
I showed Nevill the game fine without metacomms, I threw him in, said "This is how you move, and pick stuff up, good luck"
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>>143830773
This is the best way to space desu. You can hop in and powegay but you'll never get that new space smell again if you throw it away so soon.
>>
>shuttle windows will never be made destructible
>our shuttles will never look good
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>>143830650
oh hey it's the literally insane shitposter who's strangely obsessed with mechanic
>>143830576
I already know about all the other flaps medbay/science/pod/engineering/cold room flaps, I'm talking about when I'm on a station where the amount of flaps is less or I don't know where they all are, it's still pretty triggering regardless because it means I'm dealing with someone who would rather get a magi vend, booze-o-mat or some other stupid shit instead of making actual useful shit and that I might need to go flap hunting later in the round.
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>>143830889

This. There's no point in teaching everything to someone when he'll discover the game by himself and be amazed at all that shit
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>>143831196
No. I'm just saying that there's flaps all over and that wanting to kill someone over something as "precious" as plastic shows your lust for murder.
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>>143831196
>flaps

True pleb please request a mechanic jobban

>Get hypo tray
>get those plastic seeds
>get seed extractor
>never run out of plastic
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>>143831196
You just go to the maps recycling and you've got it. You don't even have to look around. Just dipsoal and there you go.
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>>143831374
I did that once, the process to get plastic iS lengthier than I like and I can't really spend my time doing that bullshit when I'll find myself on the roid trying to get gold and silver for the RPE and when I'm walking around the station trying to upgrade things.

I usually give the botanist a chem dispenser and tell him to make plastic sheets.
>>143831478
The recycler makes plastic? I just thought it shat out glass and metal, but that isn't as steady of a source like a botanist.
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>>143831891
Flaps son flaps.
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>>143831891
>Mechanic asks for plastic since he's making me the disp
>mfw I just go spend 3 minutes grabbing flaps and I get more plastic than I've have wasted with shitty plastellium.
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>>143831891
>favorite job is mechanic
>doesn't know mechanic stuff
>>
>>143829231
>tfw will never be part of inti's harem
>>
>>143832191
I already know everything about the job it's just that only one person the station actually cares if you do it which is why I like it.

Mechanic job consists of
>Scanning autolathe and chem dispenser
>Upgrading machines or absolutely doing nothing for long periods of time
When you do either people don't really care, which is why I think upgrade effects need to be buffed.
>>
>playing vampire
>die
>body is found
>taken to chapel to see if a vampire
>after being in 10 seconds, the security says that I'm not and takes my body back to medbay
>someone else is smart enough to take me back and then my body roasts
FUCK
>>
>>143832680
>just ick ock my shit up
>>
>>143832680
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules
> IC information and OOC information should be kept separate at all times. IC in OOC can be a no-warning ban of 15 minutes, more for severe cases or repeated offenses. Metacommunication is a no-warning permaban.
4A: OOC counts as the general thread and steamchat as well.
Please review the rules.
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>>143832680
hi killette
>>
>>143833750
hi killette
>>
>>143833985
hi killette
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>>143828634
>most of them
>anything that gets people working together against a common threat
>non cargo civilian jobs with less than twenty people, it's depressing
>stealth modes, because people dicking around and greytiding do a better job actually antagonizing other players than a minmaxing ling or vampire
>>
>>143833750
>>143833985
hi killette2
>>
>>143834112
hi killette1
>>
>>143834146
hi killette0
>>
game is crashing halp
why is vg station making me crash
>>
>game keeps crashing

Nice game admins
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So the Durand wasn't meant to be, how's this?

It's for doomstation should they get accepted. Is this the right way?
It's halfway the height of a Hell Baron and the Cyberdemon
>>
>>143834264
>>143834243
hi killette
>>
>>143834330
I dunno, i've never done anything like that in my life but i think it looks nice would UNF
>>
>>143833703
Didn't realize that telling a story without giving specifics counted for that, but ok, won't do it again.
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How do i get good at mommi?
I don't know how to engineer
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>>143834767
You are already saying that there is at least one vampire, or there was.

As a rule of thumb don't post until the round is over.
>>
>>143834330
looks nice dood
>>
>>143834960
Read:

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Engineering
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Construction
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Advanced_Construction
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Hacking
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Wiring
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Atmospherics

Remember that the atmos lockers have socket wrenches. You use that to remove pressurized pipes
You can chill the shit out of areas by using the foam extinguisher. Bring a water tank for refills and shoot at max range.

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Solars
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Antimatter_Engine
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Telecommunications

Take apart and rebuild the vacant office a couple times. You can also start fires and use a signaller-igniter assembly to welderbomb to make damage to fix.

Don't fix sabotage and vandalism people do. Especially if it's an obvious trap because I will fucking kill you for ruining my gimmick.
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>>143835618
Speaking socket wrench
>The socket wrench doesn't wrench things faster than the regular wrench despite it's description implying that it does.
I still try to get it for purely aesthetic reasons.
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>>143835795
It's handy for pipes and reinforced tables
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THE GORILLA DID NOTHING WRONG IT DIDNT DESERVE TO BE SHOT
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>>143835618
guides r4 fags
>implying you will EVER have time to fix telecom from actual damage before the crew says "ay fuck it"
go to abandoned station bootcamp and figure out everything
that socket wrench thing is important though
also remember that dragging a box onto yourself lets you open it, took me forever to into light bulb boxes
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>>143834767
If that is indeed you go here and make an appeal http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=18

I will change the ban from a day to the usual 15 minutes (which have already expired). Disconnecting when an admin messages you is a bad idea, and posting round information before it ends is a worse one. We have to be really stern about this stuff or it all falls apart.
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>>143835795
When I finally get antag I like to shuffle around and hit people with the socket and mumble about muh pipes and muh kaypeeayyys
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>>143835618
Oh
Oh jeez
I dunno if my brain has enough space for this
Maybe i'll just not
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>Hanging out at the bar
>Some greyshirt pushes you over and tries to steal your sunglasses
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>>143836010
If storage is intact or minerals dropped it's <15 minutes. Faster if you have someone to do bitch work like get x or pipe y. Minor sabotage and scripts are easy fixes.

>>143836098
Slow the fuck down.

All eng is, is okay this round I put together and take apart APC's a bunch of times. And then you know that. Next round you fuss with air alarms. The next you work on building and taking apart walls. And on and on one thing at a time. You review infrequently and eventually you have all these tools in your belt. Don't freak out at how much there is, it's like driving a car, just learn one piece at a time, slap it all together and BAM!
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>>143836010
I really hate when that happens
>Hole in arrivals
>It can be fixed with like a single 50 sheet stack of metal
>TIME TO CALL THE SHITTLE
>>143836098
The only thing that's remotely complicated is atmos and I guess the SME.
Don't ever bother setting up solars.
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>>143836098
I'll take you through how I started. A long time ago I was new and very prone to apply my welder to people's faces.

My engine knowledge was clumsily smooth wiring solars to grid and how to lay rods for lattice, floor tiles on lattice, and make girders/walls from metal.

One round at a time I stepped up my game

>>143836419
It's fine if you're CE or a webuild cap. You assess it then coordinate who's working where and needs what from randoms. That's how we fixed a double bombed medbay to pressurized, fully functional medbay in under 20 min.
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>>143836098
no dude forget the guides, you never remember that shit unless you're actually doing it so go do it
all construction is just cooking recipes, only with tools instead of ingredients
just think of a recipe you want to make and look up how to make it
all electronics is making sure things are on, wrench down, and connected to shit
you don't need hacking because you're machine master race just clik dat shit
atmos is for losers, that's someone else's job, but remember you can make pipes out of thin fucking air, you just gotta wrench it down
antimatter is just making the worlds easiest puzzle and glueing it together
solars never work
repair holes with metal rods and floor tiles
ventcrawling it for real gangstas
*beep
hone your skills at derelict station
there that's about as much as the average spiderfag knows these days
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Hope you enjoyed the round, Sandy Sand
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>tfw pointing out wet floor signs after people slip
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Has pAI been taken off the shitter report yet
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>>143836098
Engineering is about taking things one day at a time.

I'm very good at it because I've been playing it for 2+ years now. You aren't gonna build rome in a day.
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>tfw you suck at antagging
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that was a comfy as fuck round as a vox bum

time to do it over again!
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>Make story up about how botanists are incompetent, and are growing weed, thats creating killer bees
>Shitcurity goes into botany and destroys the hives
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>be greytide assistant
>join at shuttle docking time
>find captain's clothes in arrivals
>board shuttle
>flash the detective, steal his pda and run away
>strip naked to avoid making a scene
>oh wait, i'm dying of a psychoactive drug overdose
>print all the cash from his pda
>fumble so hard that i spaghetti before putting it into my pda, no profit
>the detective walks in and tazes me
>sticks me in the sleeper, presumably to pump me full of sleep toxin
>jump on out, take his taser and do the exact same thing to him
wew
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>>143832680
>Cargo tech follows me into my office and bites my neck.
>Don't know whether he's fucking with me or if they're an actual vampire, so I shoot them and tell them to back off.
>They disarm me, I get up and unload into them until they're dead.
>Drop them on the sec front desk.
>Turns out they were a vampire.

GG you unrobust idiot.
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Holy fuck, what was going on for that whole round.
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>tfw security raids your bees
>they space your hive
>you have another apiary at the ready
>the BEES begin anew
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>>143837220
New player, hope you feel gr8 m8
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>>143837191
I thought vox would be salty about the bolting
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>>143837296
Why have antag on if you're that new, bone up on the game first.
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>>143836594
That's why I told him to decon and rebuild the vacant office. So he can get the steps to stick so he can stop looking.
You need to know how to hack to fix minor issues like id fuckery
You need to know atmos enough to pressurize distro, place vents, scrubs
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>>143837142
The best feeling in the world is watching people slip and doing that point.


>>143837220
He's brand new.

>>143837230
Kinda slow vampire round
I spawned a virus to keep things moving.

I answered the chefs prayers but accidentally enabled recursive food shit because it wasn't clearly labeled and it briefly caused client crashes. That was my fault.

People asked for an away mission via comms console so I generated one and added a few ayys to give it some pizazz.

Botany did botany things.
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>>143836098
Most of it comes in handy in your regular day to day spessmanning regardless of job and you don't even have to memorize everything in the engineering or construction part because that's easy to figure out.
The most complicated things in that list of guides is Telecommunications (because NTSL is a fucky scripting language) and atmos (because you need to be good at math and understand how gases "flow" in this game)
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>>143837296
>>143837403
Then here's a tip, know how to play the game before you decide to roll antag. Otherwise shit like this happens.
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>>143837281
Stealing my fucking bees. Fuck cargo for bringing them to you guys
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>>143837207
Even if they made incredibly mutated and toxic bees, they only attack shit that attacks them so it's not even like it's a problem.
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>>143837314

Pfffft, nah.
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>>143837487
t. Bees
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>>143837468
I'm pretty sure antag rolls weigh new players to give them a shot.

It spices things up and gives them a taste of life.
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>>143837584
nevill isn't new
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>>143837584
Yea, but if you're a new player it's probably a bad idea to enable antag outright if you don't know the basics of the game.

That said, that would explain why the fuck I never get antag any more if it weighs in favor of play time.
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>>143837584
good joke
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>>143834330
For a better sense of scale
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>HoS rounds up everyone and tell us to read the newspapers
>some story about killer bees, didn't even read it
>OKAY BOYS TO THE ARMORY, GRAB YOUR RIOT GEAR AND YOUR SHOTGUNS AND YOUR SHIELD WE'RE GOING BEE HUNTING
>we get absolutely fucking destroyed by the bees
>we come back and space the hive but there's still a shitton of bees
incredible
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>>143837584
I get antag roll everytime I turn it on, and I have been playing for 3 years.
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>>143837834
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again!
>>
Oh man that was the best round.
>High, don't usually like playing videogames stoned and don't feel like turning on the tv.
>Oh well might as well try to have a campy round in spess.
>Turn incinerator into a fireplace with wood flooring and chairs.
>Cover up the back room with a wall and false door.
>First visitor is an engineer who checks everywhere to see if I was flooding or anything.
>Second visitor is a gray shitter, /me'd to try to get me to leave by using full sentences. (I will look up the logs tomorrow and make a ban request, what a fucking shitter)
>Decide to get some pajamas and coffee.
>When I get back the entirety of security is in there scanning for finger prints.
>I walk in there in pajamas while they are looking for who made it.
>I ask them how they like my fireplace.
>OHHHH ITS A FIRE PLACE, YOU AREN'T TRYING TO PLASMAFLOOD
>They leave, one guy says he likes it but is too busy to stick around.
>Go back to just chilling while everything outside of the cozy room in maint falls apart.
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>>143838346
Yeah, comf is the best
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>>143838346
>mfw "it's a fireplace"
the fucking best
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>>143838346
Comfy rounds are the best
>Spending the whole round growing weed/making spaghetti/building cute borgs/feeding your pet slimes/hitting rocks/whatever while the entire station falls apart around you
>Ignoring people talking about singuloose and xenos and shit because you're too comfy to care
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>>143837883
hi killette
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>>143838645
People like you are the most rare, and most satisfying doorcrush targets

Not to say that I don't fully guide and protect you as a silicon
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>>143837883
Also, shoutout to the bartender
>roll up to the bar with an alien queen in a cage
>"I'll have a glass of whiskey, and the lady'll have Piña Colada"
>GLUBGLUBGLUBGLUB he actually whips them up in 10 seconds
>>143838740
I don't even understand how the hell could you think I am kilette and I don't want to know your reasoning
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>>143838746
hi killette, still posting?
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>>143838746
You can't crush me if I pat you on the head and call you a good borg first
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Do I need to inform the admins if a ckey of someone I know is playing and so am I? We don't talk to each other about the game but i didn't know
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>>143838990
We know and the act of telling us makes it look better.
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>>143839239
I'd like to see how you'd know as this person doesn't even know my ckey
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>>143839305
I misunderstood. I thought you were saying that you were playing the game with someone in your house.

Many people play with friends. As long as you avoid metagaming there's no issue.
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>>143839305
>>143838990
hi killette
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>>143839480
Oh, no. Not same house. Just someone I know who also plays the game and also plays this server sometimes. I would never meta, I fucking despise it and would especially never do it on a server I love so much like /vg/. I was just curious because of the meta risk aspect I figured I'd ask. I don't want a misunderstanding, but if it's not a big deal I won't bother the admins.
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>>143839748
I wouldn't sweat it.
>>
Am I remembering wrong, or did you use to be able to talk out of holopad holograms as AI?
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>>143840305
Use :h
>>
get on admins
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>people who think that kPa measures how much gas is in a container
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>>143841051
fucking underage man
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>>143841051
>People who don't put their internals tanks down to 17
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>>143841051
it kinda does
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>>143841051
At constant T and P it is
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>>143841312
>people who waste 1kpa when 16 works fine
Choke yourself
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>>143841312
>17
disgraceful
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>>143837220
Huh... I was the QM I was wondering why he was chasing me around biting me. I just kicked him in the groin a few times and he left. Me and the other tech wondered wtf happened to him.
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>>143841051

P = nRT/V

The volume is always fixed, so if the temperature is also fixed it does

It's just not direct, but saying there's x mols in a gas tank is the exact same as saying there's x kPa if T and V are fixed

If T changes then only n is fixed in theory. If n changes, then P will change (not T in the game's case)
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>>143841274
>>143841318
>>143841480
Mols measure amount. kPa just measures how hard the gas is pushing on the container.

Throwing out theoretical numbers, 100 mols of room temp oxygen might reach 100 kPa, whereas 100 mols of 100C oxygen might be 10000 kPa. So like >>143841480 and >>143842432 say, at a constant T and V, kPa will measure it.
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>>143842432
>>143842643
When non-atmosians talk about KpA they're usually talking about O2 tanks or roundstart gas canisters, which will almost always be at 20C. So, in their context, it's not TERRIBLY wrong.
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>it's a mexican gimmick where the guy can't form a single sentence in Spanish
>they start spamming horribly butchered Google Translate results
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>>143844570
>its an episode THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO INTO THE FUTURE
>WHERE THE NANOTRASEN AS YOU KNOW IT IS A NANOTRASEN YOU COULD NEVER HAVE IMAGINED.
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>>143844856
hi killette
>>
>>143843410
Up until like 8 months ago you didn't get a mol readout. You had to scan the bitch then plug in the approximate and rounded temp, in celcius no less, and pressure to get your mol then apply a heavily rounded percentage to get the mol which became wildly off the colder the mix got.
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>>143844856
hi killette
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>any round where you're killed early game and it drags on forever
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>>143846054
ping posibrains, become tree-man, forget the world and become an autism spider on the derelict
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>>143845456
We still don't have heat capacity readout either
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>>143841051
>Let me show off my middle school physics knowledge, I'm very clever and smug, as you can see. Daddy, are you proud of me yet?
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>>143843410
>I too am part of that circlejerk and I just couldn't pass by without telling that to everyone
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>>143846152
explain
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>Be Captain.
>Arrest and implant a shittler trader with an exile implant.
>Take him to the vox station.
>He attacks me, gets a lucky disarm and stuns&cuffs me.
>Break a deal with the other trader for my release in exchange for my ID.
>Get back to the station and released.
>Round up a posse.
>Bring the hammer down on the vox that attacked me.
>Borg him.
>He arrests me for murdering him?
>Despite breaking asimov, I sit out my jail sentence to get him off my back.
>Away missions happen.
>Death Happens.
>Recover everyone that got butfucked by spiders.
>Call the shuttle.
>As I'm in medbay the borg attacks me.
>Turns out he was subverted.

Despite the end, it was all in all a fun round.
>>
>>143846179
Yeah but that's not really useful since you may as well just jam

>>143846054
Ping posi's and flash lights in sci, flash lights in botany, do autism shit, think of antag gimmicks, think of adminbus events. Do derelict shit too.

>>143847131
Sadly, exiles have been broken for a long time.
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>>143847131
Got to be more ruthless with borgs mate. If it's being a gay baby like that destroy it and turn its brain into cake.

That is if it is indeed being a cocksmoke without being compelled by laws.
>>
>>143847131

Got a long talking to for breaking asimov, but not a ban surprisingly.
>>
>Taxi is shit, people hate it gimmick because it gets boring after two rounds and it's only played in someone griffvotes
>let's add a new map which is shit, people hate it gimmick because it gets boring after two rounds, it's only played when someone griffvotes and is even worse than Taxi
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>Follow Admintology
>Worship Admins
>Tell people that the station isn't real and its just a simulation. Tell them everything is meaningless, and that the admins are in control so we should worship them.
>What do admins love?
>"Valid kills?"
>NO
>ADMINS LOVE MONEY
>Create ritual where money is offered to the admins for favors Admins would never do this out of game
>Put thousands of credits in a pile on a rune
>4 of us pray for cheesy fry and bananas
>Tell every one to pray over and over because our loving Admin gods are probably busy ERPing and responding to Ahelps from shitters
>Nothing happens
>Some grey faggot tries to steal the money
>Leave embarrassed.
>People think the admins arn't real
>Try again in cargo
>In exchange for 1000 credits the admin gives us a cookie
>Get more money and offer more credits for favors
>Cargo tech is turned into a clown with a shotgun
>Cheesy fries for all
>Spend rest of round praying and spamming text messages to rich fags to come to cargo to get the mighty admin to give them free stuff
>Every one thinks its a trap
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>>143847359
wait so bus isn't taxi
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>>143847171
Exile implants work when they're used with the gateway strangely enough. The round before last a vox trader was implanted and couldn't pass back through the gateway.
>>
>>143847131
Did you enjoy your vox burger I made for ya, its the only fitting way to deal with a vox.
>>
>>143847171
>Sadly, exiles have been broken for a long time.

Being able to exile shitters to a huge field of snow and trees when? Give them a basic survival kit, either they die or make a small community and survive.
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>>143847501
>>143847131

yeah these are both me
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>>143847445
>They don't want valids
A player mouse was a suitable first blood.
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>>143847171
>Sadly, exiles have been broken for a long time.

That sucks.

>>143847325
Well, it module changed to a service borg for a while, so I was happy with that.

>>143847337
Seeing as I figure they're new, to borgs if nothing else, that's fine.

>>143847504
>pic related
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>>143846586
All of those are options to re-join the round in a new body as a new player. Diona are grown by botanists and are the closest to respawning. You can ask the HoP for an ID and get a new job and continue on. Borers and pAIs are very limited in that you need to be with another player to do things, but they're interesting fun roles. Positronic brains allow ghosts to rejoin as borgs, MoMMIs, spiderbots, mechs, or AIs. And Derelict MoMMIs are like regular MoMMIs except confined to the Derelict. Plus golems from xenobiology.

All these things except the derelict mommi (and mouse which I didn't cover but that's very limited) require another player to do a few things to bring you into the round. Derelict MoMMI and mouse are instant.
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>>143847691
>Be Botanist
>Shift Starts
>Throw Diona seeds into disposal
>Tell cargo not to allow any one to order exotic plants
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>>143847691
>dionas

90% of the time I want to be one I flick the lights like a faggot and noone grows shit. Always fun to see a new chef get confused as to why the light next to the plant vend is flickering randomly though.
>>
>>143847504
Should've made one from the bartender
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>>143847660
It was the greatest fucking shit
>Implant dude instead of moidah/borg
>Fuck him off to the roid
>He can't escape
>>
>>143847974
Still pissed I wouldn't give you my monkey?
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>>143847945
botanist is generally a newbie role. Most of the rest lack a fuck to give.

We also forgot golems and pAI's but they're too rare.
>>
>>143848229
Not like I really care anymore
Especially when you got locked up at the end because I paid someone to :^)
>>
>>143848328
Yes, I noticed
That was fair
I DID shoot you
>>
>Set Nanotrasen relationship to oppose or whatever it is
>Sec ACTUALLY searches me because of the report

Literally never happens
>>
>trying to be comfy
>see this >>143840590
>nukes already on when I get there
>stick around and handle prayers
> >>143847445 the anal lode of prayers coming from the chaplain so I play with that
>I unfortunately revealed the super secret technique of messaging centcomm for away missions so now I have to decorate one for the players
>Tell them to standby and they are jumping through the gateway the second its loaded
>decorating it on the fly spawning spiders in rooms no one else is in trying to come up with shit has they're playing the mission
Fun but tiring

Spider egg clusters and spider queens are the gift that keeps on giving. I did one wave of regular spiders + a queen + 2 egg clusters. Then I did a second wave of player controlled spiders.

The 45 minutes after that were all spider queens laying eggs, the eggs growing up to spiderlings and the spiderlings growing up to new spider queens and the process repeating itself. You guys got so close to wiping them out every time but there'd always be a missed spiderling or egg cluster and it'd restart again.
>>
Event idea!

>12 October, third world free day
Block access from everyone living in shtiholes like France, Brazil, Russia, Germany, Argentina and other non-english speaking shitholes
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>>143848648
>reading the report
>>
>>143848910
There was that one guy, anon. That one super rare dude at sec who read the report and actually acted on it
>>
>>143848886
>*nglos
>>
>>143848886
How about we ban all non-American IPs on the 4th of July
>>
>>143849036
I approve this
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>>143824095
I'd like to hear you out but as everyone said 6 hours ago, you need to go to the forum.
>>
>>143849170
But then who will be left to play on the server?
>>
Daily reminder that Australians are the most insufferable, worthless people on the planet.
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>>143849036
>>143849563
Fuck off cunts go eat a dick you poofta fags.
>>
>>143849036
>>143849170
>>143849563
>>143849618
>ICKY OOK
>>
>>143849647
>ooc discussion
>MUH ICY OCEANS
>>
Where should the Vox Tradeship go on metastation
>>
>>143850406

remove vox
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>>143850406
feed it to the singularity
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>>143850406
In the singularity containment pen.
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>>143850460
I left the salvage shuttles docking port where the singularity is built on Deff for a little but.

>Jump to: East of Engineering
>
>
>whoops
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>>143849563
jus try it you little whoite kant
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>>143850528
Good. Now switch that out for all the Vox shit and you're golden.
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>>143850528
Shit happened to me too, twice
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>tfw no qt vox gf to cuddle with after a long shift
>>
>it's an autistic middle-school teens try to discuss politics thread
>>
>>143851302
I'm so glad you made this.
>>
me rule 0'd WHEN
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>>143852010
What's your ckey?
>>
>>143852035
killette2
>>
fucking NORMIES GET OUT RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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metaclub trade ship y/n ?
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>>143852667
The atmosphere needs to be 33/66 plasoxy. Set up an igniter at the entryway.
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>>143852667
Double windoor on the entrance to the trade would be appreciated. They can open it when moving shit but otherwise it'll give a couple extra seconds to notice and prepare to repel boarders.
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>>143852780
You're saying this on top of the already existing shutters controlled by access buttons that only Vox Trader IDs can use, and require explosives to deconstruct.. right?
>>
>>143852847
Not seeing the wall button there.
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>>143852926
It hasn't been added for the metaclub design but it's there for Box and will be for the other maps.
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>>143852667
where are the thrusters?
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>>143849036
Willem-Alexander Claus George Ferdinand, Koning der Nederlanden, Prins van Oranje-Nassau, Jonkheer van Amsberg
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>>143853027
Good catch, thank you that's why I need you guys.
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>>143852710
You forgot to add that the mix should be triggered when someone boards the shuttle.
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>>143853325
That's what the igniter is for.
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>>143853325
Well it's presumed it's an infared-igniter/signaller hooked to shock wire signallers assembly under the plant
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Tranq gun/Rifle/Crossbow for Security WHEN
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>>143854890
sniping weapons in general WHEN
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bikinis that fit the vox sprite properly when
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>>143855062
When you sprite it and get it past the gasser memers.
Even then it's kind of disgusting so probably never.
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The cats knew and you couldn't live with the guilt
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>vox allah akbars its own outpost and ruins perfect alert record even though it isn't even part of the station
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>143855047
When you summon guns.
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>>143800335
What is the best RP server for SS13? /vg/ is getting worse and worse every day and even pop is dropping now.
I need a serb that has
>Non-shit admins
>No furryshit and general cancer
>At least medium pop so that rounds are not dead
So this automatically cancels out bay, goon etc.
Should I try TG? I've played on it couple of times but servers were too dead.
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That was a comfy as fuck round as a Diona. God damn that was good.
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>>143855486
Sorry I couldn't keep you alive till the end.
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>>143855469
>>Non-shit admins
go no further my man, this isn't the game for you
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>>143855469
Aurora. But they have tajara. Actually every RP server has tajara.
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>be honorabru Cargonia Knight
>go through round as normal, get comfy with other relatively comfy crew
>making drinks and trying to be helpful where possible
>hear my QM is a vamp
>Cargonia honor demands I hunt him down
>get fucking stunned and enthralled within the span of 30 seconds
>be forced to kill a nymph
>watch all the comfy people get slaughtered by a mech
>lose will to live
>die in combat
>mfw

Boy that took a real fuckin' turn.
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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10300#issuecomment-222457370

I'm just about done with the Vox Tradeship for Metaclub. Please post feedback there if there's anything that catches your eye.

Time to make a super shitty one for deff. I'm thinking I add a spider inside a cage.to the ship
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>>143855506

It's ok! Was fun as hell.
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>>143855519
hnnnnnnnnnnng
>>143855508
/vg/ admins are not cancerous to the core, they are just mematic at best
same with /vg/ coders
...now goon admins
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>>143855469
>>Should I try TG? I've played on it couple of times but servers were too dead.
They have twice as many players, much less RP and a deeply entrenched valid culture, and we have had our server traffic rebound over the last 3 days.
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>>143855639
Why is it so hard for people to stay in character?
I just want comfy stuff to happen without majority of people being pure memes and acting retarded.
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>>143855704
Because you don't like their characters. These people aren't playing self inserts they're just roleplaying in a way you don't enjoy.

And that is the pitfall of arrpee servers. It isn't just rp. It's the kind of RP we approve of.

vgstation is a come one come all as long as you meet the very low standard for immersion.

What you like might not be what others like, just like what they like might not be what you like. The magic comes from us all living together in this fucked up space station.
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>get tator
>roll syndicate bundle
>get the american psycho bundle
>dress up in it all and put on a agent ID called man caught in the rain
>just walk around normally and pretend it's raining
>if anybody asks about the axe just say I'm a lumberjack
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>Be Captain.
>QM builds a mini-medbay in secondary tool storage.
>Order a crate of surgery tools and medkits for him, because I'm nice like that.
>A little later hear that he's taking blood donations for cash.
>Figure I'll help him out again.
>Go there, lay down on the bed.
>WHATS-HIS-FACE HAS BITTEN YOUR NECK.
>Start losing blood.
>At this point I find myself at an impasse.
>Either I get my valids.
>Or I let the guy have his fun.
>Decide fuck it, go about my shift care free.
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>>143855869
Probe, I know all of this, /vg/ was my first server and I've enjoyed my years on it so far to the fullest.
But now that I got more and more into tabletop roleplay and also started playing lifeweb again I can't shake off the feeling that most /vg/ players don't even attempt to be in character at all and in turn when I want to have my quiet roleplay moments playerbase can't support it.
More importantly all the ss13 servers seem to be furry shit, validsalad or ded.
The only thing I enjoy now is lifeweb, but it's constantly grimdark, has rapeshit and cancer and is on only on weekends.

I really like SS13 and it's unique game design that probably brings the most potential a roleplay game can have for roleplay out of all of the vidya, but now I am starting to feel like no one can supply what I want from ss13.
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>>143855974
>Decide fuck it, go about my shift care free.

You could have saved them ;_;
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>>143856025
That's what you get for playing non stop like a sperg
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>>143856025
I don't think anyone will ever build my perfect game either. I accept vg for its strengths and its flaws.
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>>143856146
>That's what you get for playing non stop like a sperg
I've had a 6 month break to try and fix my shit up, didn't do much.
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>>143856202
Let me guess, you jumped back into playing it constantly it again after the break?
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>>143856025
Copypasta
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>>143855949
That was yesterday, right? I tried to protect you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oBi0lUrm1s
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>>143856025
Hi killette
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>>143856449
It's just the gimmick I do every time I roll that bundle.
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>>143855974
You should have stopped me. You had a duty to do to your station. A duty to Nanotrasen itself. You failed Nanotrasen, and the crew. Disgraceful.

Also, It's Grant Day.
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>>143856526
Hey Paul, you should get a suit and pretend you're really the American Psycho.
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>>143856449
psst post it here
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2519
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>>143856234
No, I didn't.
It's not about playing constantly, it's about the fact that I've basically experienced every default template of a roundtype and it's outcome, the only thing that can mix this up is constant new big features which will never happen or actual roleplay which seems to be non-existant in all of SS13.
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>>143856621
Bundle comes with a blacksuit
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>>143856586
What can I say, I respected the brass pair it took to give be the ol' sucky suck in plain view of the station.
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>>143835795
The socket wrench's major benefit is wrenching any pipe at any pressure.
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>>143854890
Buy an rsg from rnd

>>143855047
Go to bay and buy the sniper crate.Good times blasting fags from screens away.

>>143855534
>Ever turning on your dept even if they're antag
Shameful as fuck.
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Deff tradeship. Too shitty? I think its a bit too shitty and I"ll have to start from scratch. I'm trying to keep deffs aesthetic.
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>>143857689
the only department worth not betraying is engineering, all others are shit. Atmosia is king
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>>143856691
This. Balls buys you slack.
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>>143857752
Nigga why's that a pyramid? Make it look more run down, and make SURE there are RARE glass tables in there.
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>>143857803
I was thingkin about metroid while mapping and it just kinda happened that way.
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It kinda baffles me that /tg/, the board that's supposed to be all about roleplay, has servers that are less roleplay than /vg/.

>>143857752
Oh man, we need more Stargate stuff. Ma'Toks when?
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>>143857863
It stopped being "/tg/" years ago. It's pretty much another /v/ server just not on /v/.
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>>143857752
far too nice for vox, looks more like a gray ship
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>>143857863
tgstation isn't related to /tg/ anymore. Might as well call it reddit desu
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>>143857752
it shouldnt be symmetric, make the floor dirty also make it like pic related with one side slightly smaller for warehouse purposes
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>>143857979
this desu
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>>143857979
That's huge though. I'd gladly add that to something somewhere but it's just to big for this.
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>>143857979
>tfw you'll never have to repel boarders
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I got a new thing going I really don't like the pyramid now that I look at it in the thread.
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>>143858107
That ship design is, with hull, 10x10 tiles big.
Your pyramid ship is, with hull, 9x17 tiles big.
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>>143858107
Took me a bit to edit 1000 hours in paint etc but something like this
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ADMINS GET ON
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>>143858494
I've got 2000 hours in paintshop and I got this thing made, does this look like a good approximation?
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>>143858494
how bout some like this

the horseshoe part mates to a more presentable but still cheaply constructed aspect. like a re-purposed shipping vessel or something.
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>>143858206
It's okay, you just really wanted to probe an NT station with your vox seed
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>>143858630
There are admins on.
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>>143858494
There's the file, I didn't attach it before because I'm just that good at posting
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>>143858930
HI killette
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There. One extra shitty ship.
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>>143858930
if the squares are 1 tile then the pilot area needs to be bigger than a 2x2 since you will need to drag stuff back and forth from the warehouse area and the shuttle needs a computer to fly, the floors should also be dusty and dirty since that is the point of the def map like >>143858825 it should be able to fly and look like a poor man's shuttle
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>>143855974
>You go to sleep without handing me the spare
>Vampire reveals himself
>Officer hears your SPS go off
>Vamp steals your ID
>I find your PDA with message log open
Jesus, man.
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>>143858847
No there weren't
At least not until I made that post
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>>143859231
make the public side less dirty or the vox side more dirty
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>>143859231
remove vox
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hey probe got a link to good doujins with chicken men?
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>destroy the syndicate menace with a revolver I picked off an uncloneable detective and their own laser
>crew talking shit about them saying they couldn't win because there were so many of them armed with weapons from the armory
Kind of funny.
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>>143859425
It should be the other way around, the humans on deff are filthy the vox are pretty clean.
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>>143859467
TO BE FAIR, you caught him while he was on-station instead of jetting around.
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>>143859240
I've gone ahead and made a proper scheme. Is this better?
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>>143859473
but the vox clean the side the people that come to trade but don't clean their own side.
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>Be miner when no-one's doing science.
>Find a firebird vault right away.
>Go fuck around in space while the station deals with traitors.
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Lifeweb ded

>@everyone I'm sorry to report that the servers won't be available for this weekend (at the very least). This news article is all we've been supplied with for now: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d9dlb_russian-extremist-arrested-on-securities-fraud-charges_news, stay tuned for more info later
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>>143859535
True enough.
They were carrying a laser instead of something with stuns too so I got pretty lucky.
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>>143859592
Is that what catbeasts look like?
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>>143859641
no they look like what you see in-game just like the humans
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>>143859641
Oh my sweet summer child.

Yes.
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>>143859592
>Be only engineer
>Do engineer stuff
>Hand syndie the plasma miner upon request
>Clean up behind syndie fixing walls and atmos
>Pass eachother a few times in space without incident
>Prevent singuloose sabotage, saving the station
Was a pretty comfy round.
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>>143859713
this is why non-humans and weeb players should be removed
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>want to draw spessmen so people don't have to post awful related images all the time
>can't draw worth dick
I imagine there are quite a few people who know this feeling.
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>>143859797
Honstly (and I said as much in a round recently) as long as you're not a dropkick I couldn't care less whether you're a human or alien or whatever. Also what even defines 'weeb players'?

>>143859819
>awful related images
See >pic related.
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>>143859819
If you can't solve it, become part of the problem and inspire someone else to solve it
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>>143859998
That's so crazy it just might work.

Terribly drawn catbeast and vox porn comin right up
Fuck that nigga you dumb
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>>143859910
>I couldn't care less whether you're a human or alien or whatever
fag
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>>143860080
vox strippers in a ghetto bar with a mommi and station engi watching
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>>143859910
Always playing random waifus with Japanese names, spamming reddit tier memery such as screaming about senpai, cluttering OOC with whatever garbage is flavor of the month and trying to add sprites and features about it.

spray the gray away
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>>143859538
>>143858930
>>143858494
>>143857979
I'm almost done with my thing. I will map your thing for fun in 20~ minutes.
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>>143860201
come back to what remains of /a3g/
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>>143860309
/a3g/ pls go
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>>143860309
You mean Al-Kibab /akb/ now.

I talked about it with George recently. ArmA is a good memory for me. I want it to stay that way. I put 800 hours into that game and I'm happy with all the crazy shit we did but I'm not ready (if I ever will be) to go back to it.
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>>143860476
:(
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>>143860508
It's not easy to say.
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server down?
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>>143860642
It's up. Check the ip again.
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>>143860112
Like I said mate, as long as you're not an obnoxious faggot about playing as another race it's fine.

>>143860141
I have honestly never seen that, though I don't play during high pop hours so I guess that's when they're most abundant.
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Now this is podracing!
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>>143860810
hi killette
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>>143860905
Wrong K name mate :^)
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i wish yred didn't randomname
its always unfun to share a department with them
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>>143860941
hi killette
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twitch /probe1
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>>143860940
hi kolith
>>
>one of the admins is now a janitor
>they cross-check post and player IPs to ban people for shitposting
SAVE US
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>>143861142
hi killette
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>>143861142
Cephei strikes back.
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>>143861142
permabanned killette
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>>143861298
kek
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>>143859454
I could drop you one but our image code is still broken
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>>143861142
Good.
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>>143861635
hi killette
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>be kolith
>bitch and moan about killette when you're just as bad as he is
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>>143814475
7 votes on slime people. This makes me happy, did you guys like the last buff?
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>>143861932
hi killette
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>>143861932
Hi killette
>>
>you will never fuck kolith
why live
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>>143862250
hi killette
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>>143861932
hi killette
>>
how do i stop being killette
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>>143862462
kys
bye killette
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>>143862628
Kiss you?
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>>143861635
>>143858494
Anyhow dreammaker up and crashed on me when loading a file and this is as far as I take it this morning. If you actually want this in the game somewhere make an issue and I'll get around to it.
>>
what's going on with atmos shenanigans this week?
i remember some days ago making bombs perfectly fine and they were pretty good
now when i try the same recipe i used before the bombs are all duds now
what kind of bullshit is that?
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>>143862462
>>143862658
hi killette
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>>143862756
hi killette
>>
baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
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>>143862968
where's the picture? you're not a fake killette are you?
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>>143863036
hi killette
>>
>any sort of effort in the lightest RP is frowned upon and ridiculed, even if it only aims for a gimmick to entertain others
>yet nearly every player goes for the shuttle when escaping on it really doesn't matter unless you're an antagonist
This is the greatest mystery of SS13 to me.
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>>143863427
light rp isnt frowned upon, its heavy rp thats frowned upon.
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>>143863427
hi killette
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>>143862756
Test locally if hellish zaspreset ups the energy release. Short version is do the math, if you reached final temp before you still will now.
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>>143863502
>light rp isnt frowned upon
It is
There's no different between light or heavy in the eyes of most people.
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>>143862968
baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
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>>143863427
light to medium rp is fine and attainable on /vg/

just don't be offended when it doesn't happen
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>people who play non-mimes and use emotes longer than one word
Why do we allow these fucking faggots on the server
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>>143863643
>>143863706
>>143863607
>>143863530
hi killette
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>>143863530
light rp is more along the lines of the *___ emotes and maybe dropping hints of background/lore headcannons
heavy rp is long custom emotes and constantly dropping how TRAGIC and DEPRESSING your special snowflake is
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>>143862686
Nah Probe its fine I was just giving ideas
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>>143864001
hi killette still being an idea guy? you should get into coding
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>>143863982
>light rp is more along the lines of the *___ emotes and maybe dropping hints of background/lore headcannons
That IS frowned upon as autistic bayshit.
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>>143864083
hi kingston
>>
NO! I'M KILLETTE!
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>>143864460
hi killette
>>
>>143864460
>You'll never dna inj and strip disposal everyone into rowan leaf
>>
vox are ok
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>>143864596
To crush in doors if any human tells you to or they present a problem
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>>143864596
To be gassed and cooked
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will i get bannu for ordering a asimov sillicon to kill non-humans as a non-antag?
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>>143864596
they're alright
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>>143864819
it's ok if Kolith or Sawbones is your target
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>>143864819
It's the same as if you murdered them yourself. If you don't have good enough cause you get the dingdong.
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>>143864819
Only catbeasts and slimepeople are outright valids
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>>143863427
There's little pockets of rp

Play as a grey and sit in the bar waiting for Yahir if you want some danke rp that isn't autistic, weird, memey or gay at all.
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>>143865120
>slimepeople
>valids
what?, last i saw they are just non-humans like greys and voxes
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>>143865350
Sorry I meant people turned into slimes.
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>>143865339
>memeing this hard

do not listen to this man, you do not want to ARPEE with yahir. he's a literal alien fetishist and cannot act normal/not highly autistic to save her life
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Is there any way to turn on camera lights besides an AI? Seems like such a waste that they're so rarely used
>>
Viro cells without windows when
Alternatively, airborne viruses not passing through glass when
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10350212
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>>143865601
Skimpy bra > All
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>>143865601
>no 'dicks' option

maybe i dont want tits but a big thick rock hard cock instead
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>>143865601
Now where's the dong size one
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>>143865712
http://www.strawpoll.me/10350240
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>about to do something cool for the whole station that's gonna make it fun
>HURR CALL IT I'M BORED
Fucking faggots if you don't want to play anymore then fucking log out because a new round isn't going to be any different from this one, fucking retards
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>>143865832
>can't pick multiple sizes

trash, use >>143865861
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>>143865916
station time?
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>>143865987
14:14
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>>143866137
anon...
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>>143865916
hi killette
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>>143866175
Fuck off retard.
Literally what is there to gain in starting a new round?
You're literally going to be doing the same shit the next round except you're going to lose all your progress.
FUCKL FOFF
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>>143866235
calm down killette
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>>143866235
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>>143866313
Fuck off
Dumb retarded fucjing ididot brits
>>143866354
kill yourself
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>>143865861
>all those average votes
Guess we know where /vg/ lines up
>>
>Join as observer
>Decide to hit up the posibrain after a while
>Vamp scientist turns it on, throws it at the bomb test range and detonates it
>Become a diona
>CE asks me if I want to become the chef
>Make it my life goal to cook
>Just as I evolve to become the chef,the captain announces a cooking competition
>Can't enter the kitchen
>CE tells me I should ask the captain to be hired
>Ignored when ask to be hired
>Somehow end up in the kitchen
>Ignored when ask to be hired
>Somehow win the competition with my sabotaged super pizza and literal poison soup
>Finally going to get hired as a reward for winning
>Somehow get extremely poisoned to the point where I can't walk anymore
>Incompetent cross-server shitter cargonians staffing medbay can't heal me
>Lights explode
>They leave me alone in a tube in the dark
>Die
>Finally come check up on me
>Shitler with a mask turns me into a shade
>Captain shows up with a freshly-made ID and cries
>Head for escape with my ID
>Some nerd steals my ID and runs into maint
>Chase him, retrieve ID, break down the window to leave
>You slipped!

Either way , I had fun.
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>>143865601
>small tits dominating
fuckin plebs the lot of ya
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>>143866373
>it's 9 in the morning and I'm going to pretend to be a raging autist in an anonymous imageboard for free (you)s
>>
>>143866472
Fuck off
>>
>>143866440
I told you to ghost out mate.
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>>143866508
I did, but then I made the mistake of re-entering my corpse.
Honestly there was no winning in that situation.
>>
>>143866440
Nigga I tried.
>>
>>143866440
I'm sorry, I didn't ignore you on purpose.
>>
NEW POLL

WHICH IS BEST BUTTS??

http://www.strawpoll.me/10350341
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>>143866601
I can't blame you for not being omniscient in medbay. I CAN blame you for grabbing people to move them, though, holy shit.
CTRL+click to pull stuff/people, or just use the pull verb.
As for my situation, either I was low on blood and took clone damage (fixed by cryo with clonexadone) or there was a virus.
>>
please respond
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>>143866719
Probably death touched by the vamp, shutdown syndrome.
>>
>>143866465
>big tits not the most pleb choice of all
Nigga you dumb.
I respect your choice though.
There should have been an all tits options damnit.
>>
>>143866746
That's a thing now? What the fuck? Nerf when?
>>
>>143866796
>his immediate reaction to being antagonized is NERF WHEN
waahh I ded as diona pls restart
>>
>>143866719
You were cloned perfectly, your blood was contaminated I think.
>>
>>143866472
>>143866354
>Neurotypical trash actually thinks he's above autism master race
Sasuga
>>
have they removed bus from the rotation yet?
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>some weeks ago
>just made the crew monitoring computer on telescience
>ghost keeps flickering the lights on telesci
>check all z levels for a dead body
>only find a guy called "Chara" or whatever on Z-level 4
>mfw it's probably the autist ghost body
was it wrong that i ignored his flickering and choose to not save his body because of his name?
>>
>>143867061
Nah you did good.
We don't need that kinda shit.
>>
>>143861932
hi killette
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>>143867061
He's the guy that got permabanned so no.
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>>143867182
Killette station when?
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>>143860852
It looks good! Is that you, Probe? I don't think it is!
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>>143867265
That guy was fairly weird and you all are weird people. He managed to be weird in a sea off oddballs.
>>
Even shittier fast food when
low-wage non-human workers when
Voxdonalds when
>>
>>143868367
nah I was working on server stuff at that moment.
>>
>>143868392
>That guy was fairly weird
People don't get banned for being weird, see: Killette, Italus, Majestic_Mastodon
People DO get banned for ick ock, then ban evasion.
>>
>>143868392
>>143867265

Would you share what did he do?
>>
>>143868526
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=2496
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=6497
>>
>>143868608
Merci
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>>143868608
I don't remember writing that at all and it's only been a month. Guys that get banned in their first couple days on the server are hard to remember.
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>>143868392
oh probe
like you weren't weird too
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>>143868892
That's what I"m getting at we're usually desensitized to it.
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>>143867061
Nah, there's nothing wrong in ignoring dead people in telesci.
It would only be maybe morally wrong for the medical staff but no one should be reprimanded for ignoring bodies.
>>
ss13 drinking game when

If I drink for a game maybe I can delude myself into thinking i'm just drinking for fun
>>
>>143869242
That reminds me, we should add shot glasses to the boozeomat
>>
>>143868392
sleep tight, weeb knight
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>>143868392
>underageb&
>weird
You seem to have gotten "weird" and "cringe" mixed up
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How far can I push my emotes without getting banned when I'm being succed by a vampire/ling?
I want to make it as much awkward as possible for the traitor before ghosting out. I want him to hear my moans as I fidget my legs to try and break free. And the last words that will leave my mouth won't carry salty insults but sweet sounds of pleasure
>>
>>143857863
>>143857914

Even when it's was still /tg/, it's was worse than /vg/ station with everyone screaming X is Antag for the slighest reasons and Medbay abusing it's doctrine law.

Ever since the TG change, all the shitty coders like Goofball have free dominion on making the gameplay worse while they think it's an improvement for everyone else.
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>>143869931
>How far can I push...
Why don't you find out?
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>>143869931
Go all the way anon, lewd as possible.
I hope you play a fat dude because that would be great.
>>
>>143868401
>Discount Dan
>Death Diet
>>
Has the server really been posted on /v/ lately?
>>
>>143870960
No, why would it?
>>
>>143870960
reddit
>>
SHITMINS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
>>
LIVE ICK OCKING
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>>143871857
You know how ick ock stands for IC in OOC?
Where's the fucking IC?
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>>143871784
>>143871857
theres like six admins on. try the F1 key.

>>143870150
I recognize that Nazi
>>
THIS JUST IN FROM /VG/ STATION NEWS
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>>143872443
Like this
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>>143872282
That movie is great.
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Me "shitposts."
>>
Server dead?
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>>143872831
no
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>>143872443
>admins ignoring me
Well I really can't blame them.
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>>143872783
Thanks.
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>>143872443

I'm pretty sure this guy is just autistic. He's been doing a load of ick ocks despite being new
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>nonhuman heads
>that upload NT default roundstart
F1 whoops gotta go real life stuff ;Crew, I will be shutting down due to software upgrades
>>
>>143872443
Rip in piss arctec
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>>143872443
Who's Walter?
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>>143873658

>nonhuman heads
>that upload NT default roundstart
>Mfw

As AI, nothing gives me more of a raging boner than being given a proper set of laws instead of being ignored until a door need to be open. Remember you play AI to follow the set of laws given to you, not space laws or common laws. I bet you're the kind that tries to stop Antag when your laws says you don't need to or shouldn't
>>
who is elvis?
>>
Who is Pomf?
>>
>>143874235
>I bet you're the kind that tries to stop Antag when your laws says you don't need to or shouldn't
Precisely the contrary (unless they HOOMIN HARM), which is why I hate being given laws that tell me that I HAVE to
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>>143874241
there's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's elvis
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>>143873658
>nonhuman heads
fucking what?, i thought only humans could be heads
fucking aliums, now they can have head roles
what's next?, asimov will include aliums on it's lawset too?
>>
>>143874285
some guy who loves bara cocks
>>
the very basic premise around vampire balance is that "the individual antag is extremely powerful, but there are only 2-3 of them so it balances out"
that just doesn't work out
the only thing that results out of it is that when one of the vampires flukes and gets killed 10 minutes in or is too new to antagonize properly, the round tends to becomes extended because the other 1-2 vamps are in a terrible position to pull the round on their own
likewise, if the vamps know what they're doing, it's a fucking steamroll
"many weak antags" is a much much better philosophy and it's why autotator is still the best gamemode
>>
>>143873541
He's also russian.
>>
If Goon code is so shit why do we use their scheduler?
>>
Why is the stripping interface so fucking buggy why can't anyone fix this shit so it doesn't fuck up everything you're trying to do
>>
>ordering the borg to beat my vox co-worker to death
>cloning him and putting him in a cryo mix with mercury instead of alkysine
>leaving him retarded for the rest of the round
wew
e
w
>>
>>143874763
If India is such a shithole why do we eat their spices?
Diamond in a turdpile, of course
>>
>identify myself as sapient
>some fuktard attacks anyways
>incapacitate him and feed off of him to regain the health he took
>other idiots join in and attack me
>>
>two security members were traitors
>>
>Auto-tatored security officer as I join
>Blob apparently so I buy an emag to frame someone
>Janitor sadly just gets out of brig
>Frame him and he gets executed
>Ask my officer to uncuff him and decide to kill him as they blow up
>Completely fail as I didn't know that standing in a doorway absorbs laser shots
>Think that this is the end
>Warden and the other officer is about to execute me
>Warden my syndicate brother kills the other officer
>HoS comes to stop our evil ways
>Warden gets her too
>We get our objectives and ditch the joint while talking

Despite me getting robusted it was extremely fun.
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>HoS
>Must have taken out like 12 Blob nodes all over the station
>Hearing pleas for help from sec on radio
>Try to warp them out, using tele-science, but it doesn't work
>Warp myself in instead
>See a person who's name wasn't being shouted over the radio so don't immediately open fire
>Nearly die but warp out
>Inform everyone that security is compromised and that they should be killed on sight
>Go and try to do some damage because I'm dying anyway
>Only 1 (one) person goes to secure valids
But once again I have learned my lesson. Shoot first, ask questions later.
>>
>>143875132
But the validhunting
>>
>>143874953
One of them was promoted without being implanted with 50 units of chloral and a tracker. Promoted to WARDEN no less.

>>143875132
>tfw was the only one to show up to help the security officer crying for help over radio

What a bunch of fucking animals the rest of you are. Just leaving someone to die who is crying for help, honestly.

Oh, don't promote recruits to warden, that is reserved for people who were previously in your security pool. New blood is fine if you take the proper precautions, but new blood immediately rising to high positions isn't
>>
>>143875470
It was an "Alice is the only security officer" round.
>>
>>143875614
All three of the other officers were promoted?
>>
>>143875745
No, they arrived later. After roundstart.
>>
>>143875745
Martha joined 15 minutes into the round, Colin about an hour and a half
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>>143875470
>Oh, don't promote recruits to warden, that is reserved for people who were previously in your security pool. New blood is fine if you take the proper precautions, but new blood immediately rising to high positions isn't
mfw any assistant requests to become a head / join security
>>
>>143865916
You should have done it faster instead of taking your sweet fucking time to do it, you lazy shit.
>>
>>143856645
It does exist. It just doesn't meet your irrationally high standards. Don't try looking for something better, because you'll never find it. Just do the RP you personally want to do and you'll be fine even if shitters try to make fun of it.

Failing that, either try and make a brand new roundtype or stick to the tabletop RPGs.
>>
>>143873831
That's what we were trying to find out. Checked Player panel and got nothing.

It's apparently the TEG, he just called it Walter out of the blue
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>>143876604
>It's apparently the TEG, he just called it Walter out of the blue
What the fuck?
>>
>>143876604
motion to change the TEGs description as a Walter brand model
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>>143876604
>It's apparently the TEG, he just called it Walter out of the blue

It's posts like this that make me wish I had a reaction image folder, so here's an anime girl instead
>>
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>>143877195
What kind of pic did you want?
>>
>>143876604
>>143876753
It was the "Walter thermoelecritcal generator" or something
Russians
>>
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>>143875854
>be bored assistant, start annoying everyone with laser tag guns
>HoS latejoins
>wait for him outside brig behind a plant pot, jump out and start yaketying as I lasertag his shit up
>he tries to tase me once, then just stands still
>"YOU"
>"YOU ARE AN OFFICER NOW"
>we go on to kick ass and bag 3 lings
>>
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>>143877265
None, I just wanted to post anime girl
>>
>>143877323
I remember that story. That was a good one. It spoke to the opposite side of the pole where you just have to trust someone cause you can't do it alone and they happen to be gold plated robust.
>>
>>143876604
Op here
There were W.A.L.T.E.R. thermonuclear reactor on some servers that looked exectly like thermoelectical generator so I called it walter. Realised that its not walter anymore only after ooc boomed with "Who the heck Walter is?"
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Here's where I'm at so far with defficiency, thanks to Kurfursten for the idea to use n2o
The shitty plan I made in paint isn't working very well so I'm going to make the office smaller and move things about
>>
how do you even make explosions
>>
>>143877725
lookin good.
>>
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>>143877725
>basketball court in perma
>>
>>143877802
dip your cigarette with welder fuel then light it
>>
>>143855974
kek i didn't donate but i made him slip because suspicious
>>
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>>143876604
>he just decided to call it walter
>>
>>143877725
Add in a cafe machine, so perma prisoners can serve officers drinks like on bus
>>
>>143877941
how to do it from a distance?
would i be able to fill a bucket splash it then throw a cigar?
>>
>>143878123
thats bus's gimmick
>>
>>143878256
Bus is a bad map, make it deff's gimmick
>>
>>143877802
Use a wrench on a welding fuel tank to open the fuel cap faucet
Use some cable on it to make a fuse (this doesn't leave a message or anything, it just consumes some of the cable)
Then use a lit welding tool to light the fuse
Run away
>>
>>143878123
I can't immediately think of a way to include it and not make it really easy to escape by tabling
>>
>>143878385
Have it blocked by windows on both the prisoner and security side, the security side windows requiring security access.
>>
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>>143878385
Two windoors, one on each side of the tables
Alternatively: Plastic flaps on top of the tables
Or this
>>
is /ss13g/ the gayest general?
>>
>>143878730
no.

Some of these faggots try their damnedest to make it though.
>>
>>143878730
that's undertale general
>>
is the wiki virology guide up to date
>>
>Find a Surgeons ID as the clown
>Commence space lube
>>
>>143878334
anon I..
>>
>>143878730
Morenatsu General seems to be around, so no.
But it comes really close.
>>
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>>143877381
>girl
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>>143878730
How can you be so sheltered that you actually think this
Have you BEEN to any other generals
>>
>>143878797
the magic 8 ball says no
>>
>>143878828
I'm a girl just like her anon :3
>>
>>143878801
>give the clown 50 units of space lube, surely no harm will come from such a small amount and no sprayer
>lubed space station all round
>get lubed into some valid-starved fag's pacid smoke grenade
You were a good clown.
>>
>>143878730
>he hasnt been to TERA generals
>he hasnt been to xivg generals
you know nuffin about generals
>>
>>143877725
>perma right next to maint
>two windows away from the main hall
Oh yeah. That'll work out.
>>
>>143879003
I accidentally spilled the lube you gave me but later on I found a medical ID and had free access to make lube myself, which is when the lubing began.
>>
>>143878730
every general is shit in it's own special way.
/ss13g/ is cursed by the restrictions of icc occ, which severly limits the interesting shit we can talk about.

given that, I'd say we aren't so bad.
>>
did byond die?
>>
>>143877725
>>143879098
swap the sec office with perma probably
>>
>>143878790
>>143878813
>>143878840
>>143879053
>>143879098
I only browse /ss13g/ /gsg/ and /d2g/ so I'm saved from the autistic ones you guys browse.

I can't imagine how bad elsewhere must be if this isn't even that bad by comparison
>>
>>143861298
Cephei literally has his fingers in every fucking game, Arma 3, EVE Online. He's a fucking government agent thats supposed to spy on people on 4chan.
>>
>>143879056
That's what the n2o is for, you're not getting out of there without help
Also with how easy it is to get a space suit these days space isn't really that good a way of keeping people in/out any more
>>
new

>>143879448
>>143879448
>>143879448
>>143879448
>>
>>143879236
Literally just become aware at all the VN generals or zombie generals of singleplayer games from years ago around.
Fairly sure you find ERP circlejerks with tripcodes in VN generals.

VN aren't fucking games.
>>
>>143861298
pfff
>>
>>143878730
Gayer than warframe, but not gayer than /tf2g/

>>143879098
>severly limits the interesting shit
Really? You can talk whatever about the game that isn't specifically related to the current round. How could outing the round or telling where is your corpse expand the thread conversation?
>>
>>143876604
Can start referring to everything as walter?
>>
>>143879737
greentexts are the best part of the general and they can only happen between rounds.

the good content is crammed into smaller units of time and is forced to compete tooth and nail with other greentexts for (you)s
>>
>>143884972
Greentext can happen anytime after the round ends, be it minutes, hours, even days. If you want (You)s badly you can certainly skip a round.
>>
>>143861932
This bothers me.
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