/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

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IMPORTANT POLLS, IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/10350212
http://www.strawpoll.me/10350240
http://www.strawpoll.me/10350341

Hosting polaris code and porting vgstation over when

>>143879645
Weird part about Polaris is about how fucking huge their station is, but it's never got enough people to come close to justifying the size.

It's a great map though

NUKE EM NUKLEAR

>>143879718
The maintenance tunnels in the rock look so good

>>143879806
We should honestly just steal their map.

It'd be better than bus, and it's not got huge fucking problems like bus.

i want to eat fried vox with beer batter

>>143879583
>no tits - 1 vote
Hello Celt

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>>143879645
back to where you came from.

>>143879924
>beer batter
>on bird meat

Choke yourself on a cheeseburger you pleb

>this isn't on the jukebox yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igpOzhAkKhw

>>143879718
Any renders?

>>143879482
>space is too easy to break out everyone has suits
>let's instead use something that can be defeated by internals
what the fuck?

>>143880164
Prisoners don't get internals anon

>>143880097
The only pleb here is you.

>>143880292
Fried chicken is best without beer batter

>>143879380
>Arma 3
Nah we kicked his ass out, but he's also into Dota 2

>>143880292
Chicken's a denser, juicer meat and you typically batter it to seal that in so it's made tender by the frying process. Beer batter's much lighter than a regular coating so you'd lose a lot of the chicken's flavour to the frying and when you eat it the batter will have no hold and just slip off like paper in your mouth.

Beer batter works best on light foods like fish or onions to compliment the texture compared to regular batter, but some people prefer the thicker, crunchier coating anyway.

>>143880160
http://ss13polaris.com/files/map_4-24-16.png

It's very interesting and I wish I had thought of putting seams of rock inside the station itself when I started my asteroid station project then shelves it to do more immediate things. It looks very nice but there are some missed opportunities to showcase it, like windows instead of rwalls.

The server itself is laggier than what I'm used to on vg and I'm constantly reminded of all the small, wonderful QoL things we have.

>>143881103
Only problem I have is Maint is shit, there's no little areas of fun like we have on box with the ghetto botany and the ghetto morgue for example. There's no area to play around and build.

Makes sense that an RP server would lack that stuff though

Can we subject every new player to a basic english language test and ban them if they use OOC terms IC or can't into proper grammar?

I'm so sick of every other word being misspelled, 'plz help' and "who that is?"

>>143881103
>Pre-wired solars
C A S U L S

>>143881103
oh and it's all simulated and the default turf is the asteroid

>>143881381
The fun maint areas were recently made on box. They could add them easily as we did

>>143881702
They won't.

Trying to have fun is banned on polaris

>>143881103
That is a big map(for everyone). I must be why it is so laggy. Also imagine a xeno infestation on that map and them knocking out power and lights so you have to fight them in the dark.

>>143882290
Yes >>143881592
the map size and all of it being simulated is a portion of it. But fighting lag has been the one thing we've done well and we've been doing it for the last 2 years like crazy.

Playing on another servers like going back in time.

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So far the only thing that's really wow'd me (other than the rocks and overall design of the station which is very nice) is how comfy virology is. It does an excellent job of feeling open without taking up a lot of space.

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>tfw gay for kammerjunk

>>143882641
Polaris map when???

>>143882641
That looks comfy, who did that Virology?

>>143881383
You're an idiot.

Holy shit Polaris looks dead on the coding front. Their github isn't on the main page and sort of hidden away and the mapping forum is dead. Also they have bugs and features stuck in GitHub hell. Do they even bother stealing other sever's code too?

>>143884308
dude look at their commit history

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left or right

>>143883380
I can't keep up with who does everything on the server I do play on

>>143885661
Left 1000x over right god damn

>>143885661
right, the left one looks too low and like it's on rollers

>>143885661
Left, where's that sprite from? We can steal tg/bay bedsheets too but we'd need to resprite all the capes

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>>143885775
copy paste strats

>>143885951
Capes are horrific anyways, they are in need for a resprite since the sprite was made.

>>143886149
yeah they were a nice addition though

>>143885962
Shit man, at least keep the sick shading of the left one. The problem with right is that it's flat as fuck. The legs actually look like they're under the bed on the left one.

Bedsheet on back for cape, bedsheet in suit slot for wrapping yourself up or making a cloak, bedsheet on head for GHOST MODE

Holy fucking shit gateway missions are the stupidest thing ever made.
When the gateway activates everyone forgets how to behave like a fucking sane person and starts to break into secure areas to get as many "items" as possible.
EVA and armoury? Looted. HoP's office and chemistry? All the fucking windows are broken. Same thing for bridge, the teleporter and the gateway. Then the crew fucking disappears and the station becomes a ghost town for the next half hour. It's like playing in fucking lowpop.
If someone manages to come back he carries a shitton of fucking weapons and the station is too fucked up to continue to play normally.

Yes I'm mad so fuck your ick in ock. I've come to play spacestation 13, not my little fucking dungeon in the away mission. I hope whoever made this eats shit and dies.

>>143887053
ick ock
ban

>>143887053
desu goon does it best

>>143887053
Away missions should just be one events where the whole crew works together to beat it.

Shouldn't be forced into regular rounds.

FUCK YOU MR PAIN 666

>>143887053
t. Yahir

the biggest issue with our away missions and vaults is that they're full of robust mobs that require guns to kill that guard treasure instead of fun places to explore
our best vault is the carp asteroid and even then it's got problems

>>143880276
Prisoners don't get spacesuits either, except Plasmamen which go into the fucking gulag.

>>143888040
At least there will be a cell in the right for them to be contained if keeping them in perma is a risk

For the record, Grant Day, that was a fantastic round for me when you were the vamp. Well done.

>>143880042
Wasn't me but that anon is right you know

http://wiki.ss13.co/Guide_to_Being_Robust

>>143887705
why would i say something like that?
i love away missions

what if someone starts shitposting by spectating and posting ick ook in the thread to frame the guy they're spectating and get him banned

>>143889232
Serb has an anti-ickock measure where your ckey is watermarked in extremely low opacity over your screen, so you can't ickock with screenshots.
If you ickock very early on, it's pretty clear that it's an observer doing it
If you ickock very late on, then it doesn't really matter very much and you are accomplishing nothing

>>143889232
You could, but if you kept doing so the admins would likely contact you too if you were moving along with that person. This is bannable by ban baiting.

>>143889341
>so you can't ickock with screenshots.
yes you can
>see X get killed and thrown into a backroom
>post ITTT "hey guys don't forget about my body it's in ___"
>>143889426
but how would they know who you are?

>>143889491
That's not with a screenshot you dumb fuck

>>143889232
Well. First anyone acting on it would get banned. The players (except the newest of the new) aren't retarded. At worst you're really just baiting people who are shitbags into getting themselves banned.

Second I will check all the observers, make notes, compare it when it happens again and only a few names on the same list will match.

Then it's off to "I'm never unbanning you, you time wasting malicious cunt" town you go.

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How deadpop feels like
https://a.pomf.cat/sdilnx.webm

>>143888934
>DrinkOrangeaid.png Orange-Aid will fix your eyes if your vision is impaired from welding.
They just sell imidazoline in a vending machine? That's so stupid

>>143890504
Pretty sure one of the vending drinks we have does the same.

Pretty sure the orange stuff heals burn wounds.

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>>143890004
but how would you know whodunnit
movement isn't logged admins
get fucked

>>143890504
Goonstation is so vastly different from other station.

there antags so way more fun than ours

>>143890928
>there antags so way more fun than ours
foreign underage B& when

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>>143890047
Dress for the Moment Edition
https://a.pomf.cat/zehtqw.webm

>>143891020
br gib antag i repurt u

>>143888934
>Old space wind was a result of actual atmosphere leaking from the station into space. This created suction that could pull you into space.
>It was removed.

I mean
I know we don't have suction either (airflow can only push you, not pull you on /vg/)
But that's because ZAS never supported it, not because we removed it.
Why would you remove that?

>>143891595
I think they removed a bunch of things related to atmos to cut down on lag

>>143887053
Security should force the crew to behave, only those hand picked by the captain should be allowed to enter the gateway

>>143890837
Pretty sure we don't

>>143891863
>implying the captain and security aren't the first to go through leaving the station to fend for themselves but because they're the 'combat jobs' they have the right to go first

Assistants should be the only ones who can enter the gateway

>>143892383
Well then such captain should be banned! The captain leaves the ship last!

>>143892517
>let's add something unfeasible to enforce and just ban everyone who doesn't get it right lol
great idea let's port bay's RP-based revolution gamemode while we're at it

>>143887053
I liked the colonialization mission we had a few days ago. It didn't feel like SS13, but it was fun working together with the entire crew to make that snow world inhabitable

>>143892990
Yeah! We were chaging the rules anyway, let's add in mandatory RP! We could even hard code in an automatic ban for those, who don't emote at least once in thirty seconds, with heads being recuired to emote breathing, otherwise they start taking asphyxation damage

>>143890004
>tfw one of my only notes is being a potential suspect thread ick ocker

I have no way to disprove this and just have to hope you guys don't make a mistake and I'm wrongly banned. That or I just have that note 5ever and it never gets resolved. I swear I didn't do it!

W A L T E R

>>143894596
>tfw have a note for being a 'box baby'

>tfw dont know where to check note

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>>143895347
>tfw have a note for asking for your notes

>miners spend all shift on the rock and don't bring back a single piece of anything all shift

what even was that round?
did ya'll just sacrifice a bunch of shit to the admin for chaos?

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HAIL SATAN

>>143895683
I didn't get a gun ;_;

>>143895473
>tfw have a note for liking reddit

>>143895639
robotman made a bunch of catbeasts and we lit them on fire
he prayed for fun
admins bussed in some sort of gateway

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>>143895683
that was fun as hell

Sorry about the bar guys, had a misclick while trying to be robust.

>>143895683
Admins get all the fun toys ;_;

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>>143895969
>watching the lasers all converge on a single target whenever the bus drove past someone

http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/index.php/Songs

>>143895473
If I understand correctly, it's a meme among admins to give a player a note the first time they ask for their notes
I certainly have one, and many other people do too

>>143896318

That is the old, outdated, and busted /tg/ wiki. Use the new one instead

https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Songs

>>143897349
our guitar and piano sound like ass though

>>143895683
What the fuck is that pink skeleton thing

>>143897706
It's a pink skeleton thing, duh

>tfw you get the sense you are one of the more competent operatives and you aren't that good
it might be the worse kind of feel

>>143898591
>tfw you've been antag the whole round and have been doing extremely well
>as soon as you realize you've been doing well you start fucking up

>>143893795
>>143887053
You seem butthurt. Hasn't it occurred to you that it's the crew's fault that they act like retards when offered the potential of loot?

>>143887961
> fun places to explore
Nobody knows how to make those.

Even if they did most people would see no point to exploring them without the promise of goodies at the end, because nobody gives a shit about flavor or cryptic scribblings that get passed off as "lore",

>>143898910
Only one of those is me and you are pretty bad at detecting butthurt, it seems. Also I've been saying that it is the crew's fault that they act this way, have you been reading?

>>143881910
Slime person being able to turn into liquid form and vent crawl when?

and does anyone have that slime grenade image?

>>143896318
BPM: 250
Bb4,G4,B-Eb5,G5-B5-B4-E2-G4-D4/0.5,E-B-G-D,E-G-B-D
E3,E2-B-G-D,E3,Ab5-C6-E2,G5-B5-C5-E4-G4-A2/0.5
E-G-C-A,E-G-C-A,A3,E-G-C-A2,A5-F5-A3,G5-E5-A2
A5-F-B4-F4-D-G2,B5-D5,D4-F-B4-G,D6-F5-D4-F4-B-G/4
E6-G5/1.33,G3,D6-F5-G2-Db5-B-F4,C6-E5-G3,G2
En-B5-C3-E4-G4-B4/0.5,C-B-G-E,Dn3-B-E-G,D
Eb3-G-B-En4,E5-A-Eb3,G5-C,A-F2-E4-G4-A4-C5,G5
G4-E-F-A-C,C-G-E-F-A,F3,G-E-F2,A-G2,C-A2
A5-B2-F4-D4-A4-Bn4/0.5,Bb2-D-F-A-Bn4
G5-Bb2-A-F-D-Bn4,A5-Bb3/2,G/2,E5-B2-D-F-A4-Bn4,Bb3
F5-B2,C3-Bn4-G4-En4,G5,C-E-G4-B,C-E-G-B,C4
C3-B-G-E,B5-D5-C4,C6-E5-C3,G5-C5-F2-An-C4-E4/0.5
F-C-E-A,F-C-E-A,F3,Bb2-Ab-F4-C

>>143899601
Can you take the time to explain the coding system for this? I understand reading music and shit, but this has me kinda floored.

Is it that...
Dashes between notes makes them played together
Commas separate chords/ cause the next notes be played
Lower case b and #(?) symbols are accidentals
BPM is beats per minute/tempo
The number is the octave, which stays the same unless overwrited by another number?

Got no idea what the "/" would do (changes tempo by the factor specified?), or the lower case n.

Is there a guide somewhere?

Have you ever played other BYOND games? Please, relay your experiences to me

>>143900798
BPM goes alone on the first line, and no blank line under it.

n serves as #. You are correct about the octave. "/" divides the lenght, and it can be rational numbers for longer notes, something unnoticeable.

There is a guide on the instruments themselves.
There is also a converter but it fell into disrepair.

Fifty characters by line max
Fifty lines max

Anyone else to have ideas wouldn't work but still sound pretty cool?

I wish we would get rid of the gate room and merge it with telescience and rename it as "Bluespace Research".

That way you could have gateway missions without the need of admins and more fun shit to do with telescience besides rescuing miners and xenoarchs.

The focus would be to explore random gate addresses and bring back anything useful like new items, weapons and materials and possibly building stable portals, you could possibly add the portal gun to RnD unlocks but again that's probably a bad idea.

I just would find it cool to expand xenoarch, mining and give everyone something more interesting to do on a round by round basis
>Mechanic setting up forward bases/research station on different addresses
>Botanist can get more alien animals and seeds, which can lead to alien food
>Doctors would obviously be needed to help with wounded and to deal with any viruses and illnesses
>Borgs can be used as MALP to see how dangerous/inhospitable to a gated world
>Security there to obviously kill monsters

>>143902021
What do you mean divides the length?

I'm not sure how rhythm works with this system, is does each comma cause the next note to be on the next beat? So each comma signifies a beat and the "/" allows for quavers/semiquavers/triplets etc?

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VOX A POX

>>143902557
Yes, that.

>you will never learn how to blow up walter

SJ_BENSTER IS GAY, UGLY, STUPID AND PROBABLY GAY TOO

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>>143904360
No he's not!

>>143899180
And how will removing content that's been demanded for months fix that?

It won't. It just makes you look like a douche.

>>143901241
Pls respond

>>143904604
hi solarious

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>HoP making everyone's title "Captain"
>HoS runs headfirst into tcomms and tries to ion the turrets, then CE bolts open both coldroom cycling airlocks, then runs inside without internals and doesn't turn them on for a minute

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>AI that round

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>mfw i accidentally blew up a fuel station at close range

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>>143906569

>>143885661
LEFT
BEDS
NIGGA

>>143906569
everyone's a captain on my station.

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>>143906846
> Detect wizard in cyborg charging room
> He blows himself up
> Detect wizard in front of my upload
> Beepsky arrests him
> Detect wizard in tool storage
> He teleports in electrified grilles
> Get abducted by wizard
> He teleports in space during a rad storm

>>143906993
THE MADMEN

>About to become the worlds best chef and sell it as a Vox trader
>Planned on making stews, cinnamon apple pies, cherry pies, and many other soups
>Realize the outpost doesnt have a grinder/beaker. Or a hatchet for cinnamon. So there's no way to get flour, rice, cinnamon, plump helmets, et cetera
>Try to just RP with a fellow Vox and bring him stuff until I die
Trader doesn't have as much potential as I origionally thought.

>>143907663
You have to steal it or trade for it

Except for the hatchet, you can make one out of a wrench, cable, and glass.

>>143907663
Make an autolathe by borrowing components from the botany machines, make a mortar out of a plank of wood to make a bowl then use metal on it.

anyone else getting major lag?

>>143908331
I'll get you something "major"
*unlocks PDA*

How far do you slip from one tile of space lube?

>>143908523
;AI LAW 2 BOLT THIS TRATER IN FOREVER he used his pda near me

>>143908523
*pushes you down and steals your PDA*

HEY GUYS SAWBONES IS A TRAITOR

>a fucking admin of all people is seriously considering trying to port bay shit

Christ, deadmin Probe fucking when. We're a better server with better features, coding, and maps, and a better playerbase, than bay. We do not need jack fucking shit from 'modern' bay codebases, and in fact, they all need to just adopt /vg/ code and use that.

>>143908978
Bays code is better than our code. That is a fact.

>>143908661
Sure, but I'll have to release him if another human orders me to. Or the tator if he's human himself.

What are the advantages of tabling someone?

they can't move for a few seconds

>>143909059
>bay's code is better

No it fucking isn't. It caters to furfags and special snowflake RP bullshit faggots who want to treat the game like secondlife. They have absolutely fucking nothing better than we have.

>>143909561
>I have absolutely no idea what the fuck code is but I heard the word Bay so I'm going to throw a fit
Calm down, anon. Just let the coders do their thing. They actually know what they're talking about.

>>143908978
Our base code is Bay's, though.

>>143909789
>Appeal to authority

Fuck you

if i were to be librarian what the hell would i do besides write random books and order some

>>143909823
Yes, it's ancient bay bullshit that has all the stupid furfag RP shit deleted and has been improved upon massively.

>>143909952
hi killette

>>143909930
Nothing. Host D&D.

>>143909952
>has all the stupid furfag RP shit deleted
confirmed to have literally never looked through the code
or maybe never even played on the serb

>>143910449
killette quit bragging about your code knowledge nobody cares

>>143909930
host D&D

host D&D for people who have no idea how to play D&D

in fact that latter option is a really good idea you should do that i need someone to teach me all my friends play it and it seems like fun but i just can't wrap my head around it

>>143909906
>fallacy fallacy

christ

>>143908978
port what?

You know what I was wondering something, if an AI on asimov has to follow orders given by humans if they don't violate law 1, what if the order given would have been denied by another human, only that the time it takes to carry out the order is shorter than the time it takes to type out the order?
>Cyborg, taze this security officer
>Cyborg pulls out taser and shoots the officer before he can type out No don't
Should it be implied that there would be a contradicting order in situations like this? The problem with the text based nature of the game is that talking takes more time than doing, if this was in real life the security officer would have been able to say no don't before the other person could finish giving the order.

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>>143901241
I played a few rounds of Lifeweb once.

>First round I died of the cold before figuring out how to choose a class as a migrant.

>Second round I fell in the fortress' moat and drowned as no one could (or possibly no one was willing) to help me.

>Third round I fell down a hole after spending 15 minutes trying to figure out how to get to the fortress because I late-joined.

>Last round I went migrant again and we got a terrible spawn and the whole expedition died in minutes.

I'd give it another go but the owner of the only serbs got arrested.

>>143911325
>owner of the only serbs got arrested

whaaaat

>>143909561
bay bullshit has nothing to do with wether the code is efficient and well organized or not

>>143911058
>fallacy fallacy fallacy
good lord

>>143911439
New

>>143911529
>fallacy fallacy fallacy fallacy
God damn

>>143911076
There's no contradicting order. But if the officer does say "No don't" then it's safe to assume he'd want to be uncuffed immediately.

If you want to give pre-emptive orders, do so, or use custom laws.

>>143911537
Jew

>>143911439
I think it was a combination of securities fraud and the content of what regularly happens in the game.

>>143911704
Wew

waaaah waaaah the weesboos and furries are out to get me!

port resomi when

>>143911937
hi killette

>>143912001
WYCI

we might as well just call them avali and look as cute as they're supposed to look

>>143911937
But they are.
Even now I hear them scamper around outside my window.

who is killette

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>>143899407

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>>143901241

>2000 or so
>Find out about Byond games
>Try out some vidyas like Final Fantasy and other games
>Tfw having fun doing all sort of shit from one server to another
>Forgot about it because i was also playing other vidyas

>>143911325

>Pic related was my first round, i expected to be dead right away by some random fuck because i was missing a leg, but it's was a pretty comfy round. That was back on the first map when the place felt like an actual burg with the whore house all the way to the left.

>Second round is a Practicus, have not a single idea what I'm doing, but not too soon after everyone catch the plague and died to Dob

>Third round i start as a blacksmith kid, no mentor around so do shit on my own. Learn quickly what to do in no time

I played a fuck ton of the game to the point i was only playing for Baron's aspects, shame he got arrested

>>143912840
Just a boy who enjoys 2d pixel plants.

>>143912840
hi killette

IM NOT KILLETTE STOP CALLING ME THAT

>>143913510
Hello there user with the ckey of Killette

HE SMELLS THE BLOOD OF HIS SON, ON OUR HANDS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTvf2cAIUtk

>>143901241
The FF4 one was actually really well-made. Shame all the good ones got taken down.

>>143901241
Mitsuri High and the spin offs

What it lacked in atmos simulation it made up for in ways to kill people when you were murderer and it had some neat renditions of weeb shows turned game modes too. TOher students had to work out how to get out of the school too/kill the murderer to save themselves if they suspected it, they didn't just mill around trying to survive.

Didn't know how much I wanted animations for movement and the like until I played it in that game too. The school setting and all the rooms to murder people were fun too.

>>143908978
nice falseflaggeroonie bro

What if Discount Dan food gave random illnesses?

>>143911937
hey bud I think you got the wrong door the cervix club is two threads down

>>143915091
>changing discount dan

I love my process cheese and beff just the way it is

>>143914882
>yahir butting in on conversations that do not in any way involve him

Fuck off, Yahir.

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>>143911325
>but the owner of the only serbs got arrested.
if anyone falls for this meme you're an idiot

>>143915150
Fuck me

>>143915276
hi killette

Reminder that life weeb is getting people to pay them $500 to play as a tranny

>>143912840
My girlfriend.

t. Intigracy

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>try my hardest to keep the chain of command going strong
>all the heads bail on me after i save them
;_;7

>>143912840
big faggot and waifu shitposter

>mommi's dancing in sync

this pleases me

>>143901241
I've played and still regularly play Lifeweb. Not much to talk about, it's Lifeweb.

I played Eternia: Roleplay for like, a few days. I was playing a magic-hating swordswoman and only used the physical special abilities, none of the magical ones. You get experience from fighting basic npc mobs, but you get points for special abilities by roleplaying using the specific roleplaying verb that sends it to a place where mods can check it and give you points based on if your roleplay was good. I guess my writing was decent enough that they gave me a fair amount of points. Don't remember much of it.

Also, Mitsuterii High and the legendary CowRP

that singuloose was dissapointing.
Do you need to disable part of the engine to keep it from going due south?

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>watching people slip on a PDA and welding them in a locker

I see the appeal of the Clown life.

>>143915512

HoP here. I was nearly dead from the lack of air and the shocked doors, but an awesome borg and a doctor saved me and had me in recovery in the back of the shuttle.

>>143915631
What exactly is CowRP?

>>143908978
bay have good things like ninjas, hardsuits and mechs
did i forgot anything?

That raid on the Vox though.

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>Frank comes into my upload
>Starts using Asimov's command to get to me turn on the APC
>Already told the Captain, who told security to come arrest him
>No-one comes
>Spend 10 minutes delaying allowing him access to my consoles in the most scummy AI lawyerish ways
>Words the command well enough that I have to do it
>Security arrives, after being sent to the upload a second time, second after I was subverted
Sorry crew

>>143915703
It moves randomly.

If you want it to move a specific direction use a singularity beacon.

>>143915925
hi killette

>>143915925
you're a fag

>>143915840
a server where you play as cow, if remeber correctly

>>143915865
>m-muh bay hardsuits

Oh, yeah, becauase that's definitely what I want at the start of the shift, is spending an entire goddamn minute getting my fucking hardsuit on, even though it offers jack fucking shit in the way of anything special.

>>143915925
dude that is powergamey and faggy as hell
t. salty bickerson

>>143915840
A cow based roleplaying game. You weren't really Cows, you were medieval peasants. But you appeared to be a cow. Cowed, the Cow RP clone, had more features and didn't lag. Before Android Data, from Goonstation, ruined it it was better than Cow RP. Don't let Cow RP fags tell you otherwise.

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confirmed

>>143915703
Singuloth follows his own will.
If you use the forbidden beacon then our lord and savior will devour all in his path to rid the universe of it.

>>143915925
You tried little bro, we're sorry
I should have powergamed the wires earlier

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>Loses power
>Unresponsive
>Can't shut off the field
>Can't resync the core
>Add dedicated AME
>still unresponsive
What the hell is the remedy for this?

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>you will never break into the AI upload in full Knight armor and upload the Paladin lawset

>>143916139
hi killette

>>143915823
>awesome... doctor

t-thanks

>>143916221
>>143915975
What is this meme?

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>>143915925
Sorry little bro, you did alright
>break into the core guns blazing
>"You did it!"

>>143916289
hi killette

>>143916139
It might break if the power goes out. The code is VERY fucky.

>>143916397
hi killette

>>143916449
don't ever call me killette again

>>143916110
Hi Killette

>>143916034
i thought they were actually better then ours

>>143916534
Hi killette

>>143916034
>it offers jack fucking shit in the way of anything special.
https://wiki.baystation12.net/Hardsuit#Modules

>>143916832
Hi killette

>>143915865
CQC that makes you feel like a real Diamond Dog
Far better damage system (and medical was better because of that)
Guns. So many cool guns and sprites for them.
Mech mods so you can rice your durand and race your custom gygax around the station.

>>143916689
They take away your backpack slot, but you get a suit that's actually pretty durable and can be mounted with a lot of cool shit.

I also think antags and nuke ops can get special shit like cloaking devices and grenade launchers

>>143915631
>>143901241
I played Eternia too, I had a group of Knights called the Copper Knights. We had a tower in the main city of the game. I was ready to become the Walder Frey of Eternia. Then while I was offline my entire fucking Knight squad and squires got wiped out by someone. I'm sure it was an admin and their mary-sue white haired "not Targ" family. Now, right in the middle of the game, is a tower called the Melym Tower which used to be the Copper Tower. I played again, plotting for IC revenge, but that family has all the top spots so there's no point.

>>143917203
so they isn't just nerfed normal hardsuits, they could be intersting addition to normal harduits

>>143916832
>m-muh hardsuit modules

Fuck off. Most of this is bullshit you'll never need or can just carry in a fucking toolbelt.

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>>143879448
>10 minutes into game
>every ones in a hardsuite
>windows are all broken
>every one has a smg or rifle

>average round

>>143917634
The entire point of them is that you don't need to put it in your toolbelt.

I agree that not everyone will need a baystation hardsuit, but in some cases it can be a practical solution. Besides, why say no to more content? The old hardsuits can still stay, you'd just have more options.

ATTACK ANIMATIONS

>>143918014
Hi Killette

>>143918014
>attack animations

The only animations we could possibly want or need would be batman-style KAPOWS and WHAMs appearing during fistfights. Those would be pretty fucking cool and I want my space to be more like a really violent cartoon t b h

>>143917302
I've tried getting into Eternia.

I've found it's really hard to find people to RP with, everybody is either impossibly powerful or already have their character's entire lives planned out.

>>143918382
I found the whole RP point system to be irritating so I dropped it. I wanted to be an earth elementalist, but I don't want to sing and dance. I just wanted to play the damn game.

What's the medical system like in Bay?

SS13 is ruining my life. I've been going to bed at 4 am this last week because I can't stop playing. I'm in the middle of my exams and I haven't studied in almost a month. It's 1:40 am right now and I want to go to bed so I can fix my sleeping schedule, but the thirst for just one more game is keeping me up.

>>143918382
Plus everyone writes mega-paragraphs so they can get brownie points with the admins. That's fine, I don't mind long RP but I don't know why people can't just have a conversation that consists of a few lines.

>>143918620
Talk to the admins and ask them for a ban, then block 4chan from your browser.
You are responsible for your own life.

>>143918538
Close to ours. I think their chem is moderately different, and doesn't have infinite chems, along with different chems and recipes, and Peridaxon is synthesizable, and features more prominently. Past that, I think there's only minor differences, mostly in surgery and the like. I think they might not have Paras as well.

>>143918620
Do something to ruin spess for you for a while. It's what I did, and I haven't played more than one or two rounds in the past two months.

>>143918514
Yeah, I remember once when I first logged in I got TWO HUNDRED RP after 3 posts.

An admin thought I was a returning veteran of the game due to my ckey, that soured my experience as I saw how it was a big circle jerk.

I also hated my character becoming stupidly powerful with nothing happening.


It's a good idea just poorly executed because admins have bias towards people they already know.

>>143918694
Yeah, I always felt like I was being judged if I wrote a paragraph and the person I was rping with wrote like 4 describing how they unsheathe their sword for example. People just word bloat because the RP system is ranked by word count, so more words = faster rp level up.

>>143918694
>>143919026
This is the same problem I have with most ERPers. Best displays of linguistic abilities use less words, not more.

>The Death Note game will never be up again
I never once got to be Kira, lads. I did get to be chief prosecutor though. The judge cheated me out of a massive sentence for someone because they were a crying "girl"

>>143919339
show 'em how thick and juicy your huge dick is in 50 words or less, famalamadingdong.

>>143919441
>needing fifty words
>not 20 words per emote maximum

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>>143918694
>>143919026

>People that writes mega-paragraphs.

I always hated that, even for erp.

I played several round on public byond, and it's just pissed me off to see security officers just writing paragraph when the AI or others were telling them to move their ass for a guy killing other people. Even made worse if the location is very close to them, and they just tell each other "Oh my god!"

A game like Space Station 13 doesn't need those paragraphs, it's almost all visual.

>>143919026
>>143920061
We should have a /vg/ group for eternia, show the roleplaying shitters how it's done and beat them at their own game.

With like 5 of us dedicated to it we could take over the whole continent of Valmasia

>>143920151
I tried playing with my younger brother once, it doesn't work. Two on one battles don't work when you're opponent can fuck your shit up with one or two hits.

>>143920302
No, we get like 5 guys and just train.

RP with one another, practice duels.

Keep ourself perfectly hidden from the outside world and just stack RP after RP, the admins will be forced to give us that sweet RPP. Then we go out and start crushing when we're all like RPL 200

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>>143920447
Sounds like what /tg/ used to do with freeform RP.

I'd be up for it desu

>>143920592
We could use one of the dead chats in the discord to coordinate, it'd be devilish enough to work

RIP server.

what are some things you guys would like to see new sprites for?

>>143919026
Hi killette

>>143921593
Artifacts

>>143921593
New AI core sprites and unique dead sprites for some of them. Hippie had them and I really liked it.

>>143921593
FOOD

FOR FUCK SAKES FOOD.

If we have more food sprites, we could just add food code, which is easy and lazy as fuck. We need more of every type of food.

Drinks are cool too I guess but I don't know what more we could add.

>>143918620
get robust and realize that the curse of being robust is that you cannot do anything ever as non-antag without getting banned
meanwhile unrobust shitters get the dindu newbie pass from badmins and can l i t e r a l l y try to kill you and when you dunk them nonlethally you still get in trouble

being robust is suffering

this is why murderbone is the solution

>>143921894
SALADS
SALADS THAT DON'T KILL YOU
VEGGIE FOOD

vox are cute

Trinity!

>>143922310
why trinity when i have elezen

>>143922192
MORE CHEESES
CHOCOLATE MILK
SCRAMBLED EGGS
MORE THINGS TO DO WITH CHICKEN

>>143922310
Not even the best security girl.

>>143922520
Rank the security girls then.

>>143922660
I don't know them, I just know Trinty a sht

>>143922660
>security girls
The only security girl I wanna do anything with is Caleigh.

She's dreaaaaamyyyyyyyyy.

>>143922660
1. Trinity!

>>143922886
>tfw you will never brutalize and humiliate caleigh and force her to piss herself and cry

;~;

>>143922310
>>143922520
>>143922660
>>143923014
Fuck off Trinity

>>143922852
>>143922886
>>143923014
>not liking security girl I play

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>>143923140
FUCK OFF DESJARDINS
DON'T YOU HAVE WORK TO BE DOING

>>143923191
Dunsel?

>>143923332
REEEEE

>>143923268
what

that's not my name

>>143923480
Hi killette

>>143923435
There are only three sec girls, Caleigh, Trinity and Trinity Metapal.

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>>143921894
>more breakfasty shit and pig-based food
>more uses for some of the vegetables like cabbage and beets
>more uses for rice and sugar
>more pizzas
>potato salad that doesn't turn into virus food before you even cook it
>wider variety of ethnic food because my name isn't nigglywiggly and I don't live off of gook takeout and saltines

t. /ck/

>>143923694
thats not me either

>>143923703
>Forgetting two members of the dream team
>Forgetting the recent new blood

>>143923740
Nobody cares about /ck/

>>143923740
hi killette

>>143923740
he hadn't even tried a fucking cheeseburger until he was 17

SEVEN GODDAMN TEEN

HOW DO YOU GO FOR 17 YEARS WITHOUT EATING A FUCKING BURGER

on the flip side, the lack of fatty foods in his diet makes me think he really does look like a twink and i wanna get a taste of his butthole now

>>143923838
hi killette

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>>143923758
serious achilles stop posting this shit
fuck off

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>>143923740
>>wider variety of ethnic food because my name isn't nigglywiggly and I don't live off of gook takeout and saltines
Hey now.
I've said multiple times that I've never had any kind of asian food except rice.
You're right about the saltines though
Though these are fucking 10/10

>>143923984
that's also not my name

>>143924197
see >>143923914
HOW YOU MOTHERFUCKER

HOW

do you look cute irl

A wizard has turned you into Killette.
What is the first thing you do?

>>143924436
kill myself
kilette is more of a cuck than anthony burch

>>143924403
>he's never seen niggly

You're better off this way. Trust me

Oh yeah, Zalika plays sec too

>>143924403
I'm just a really picky eater.

More like I have some mental issue with food texture ha man I love having a fucked up brain please kill me

And for the second question:
I'm a boy, so not really no. I do have pretty long hair though, and I got mistaken for a girl a couple weeks ago at a store

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>>143924205
are you seriously trying to tell me your name isn't achilles desjardins

i know you are
fuck off dude don't bring your weird fetishes into this
i hope your cat dies

>>143924750
no, my name is not important

all that matters

is how many waifus i put in a grave

>>143924664
Is Celt and Niggly a real thing?

>>143924861
n_o

Not really, we're just friends.

>>143924861
holy shit yes
>>143924664
>I'm a boy
i think that's the point

>>143925256
>WE'RE JUST FRIEEENDS
t. Kayahi

HOT NEW SECURITY WAIFU COMING THROUGH

>Martha Robinson

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>grab a hardsuit for a call, don't need it anymore
>"well gee willy billikers i guess i should put this back in the armory, I sure don't want to look like a humongous powergaming faggot"
>need it again 5 minutes later, die because of ZAS

>brig an assistant with yellow glubbs
>"by golly i sure could borrow his gloves in these 7 minutes he'll be in to figure out the wires real quick, but I'm not that much of a christ-pussified powergaming asshat"
>can't stop someone from murdering the cap later because i couldn't hack into bridge

>pass by tool storage, there's still a multitool on the table
>"well poppa y'see there ain't anybody stopping me from putting it in my survival box but I ain't that much of a sniveling powergamer, maybe someone needs it more"
>later can't undo the bolts on the armory to prevent wiz from emptying it all, thanks whoever bolted it

>MD looking pretty suspicious in medbay
>"shucks chuck, I guess I could eat this antitox right here from this here fridge in case he tries to chloral me, but that'd be a real powergamer move, don't need none of that right?"
>immediately chloral'd
WHEN DOES IT END

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>>143879448
>people who use the same character name every round

>>143925557
ick

>>143925557
hi killette

>>143925631
None of that is ick

>>143925619
welcome to the shitfest of static naming versus random naming

Honestly, do you think that it's time for another feature freeze?
I only see bugs piling up each week and nothing being done about them despite having open PRs about it.

>>143925727
ban he

>>143925619
>People who don't know the term "staticfag"
Back to /v/eddit with you

>>143921593
Do you know what I'd like to see sprite-wise?
Those shitty WALL-E and EVA sprites removed.
And also all the other crap borg sprites.

What a shitty round

SS13 Dating Game / VN when?

>>143925961
every borg skin is shit but landmate

>>143926045
WYCI.

Who all would feature as husbandos/waifus?

>OOC: Jeroen52: >hop and cap didn't listen to me saying it was vox raiders

wow so you told them in character what the round type was

>>143925557
Hacked Dan vends sell 10 25u antitox pills at $10 per.

raiders is suffering

>>143922660
1. Alexa Highlands
2. Hryst Valkyr
3. Alice Conrad
4. Caleigh Stall
5. Randoms

powergap

XX. everyone else

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>Borg autobeating vox to death despite law saying they're not allowed to harm them
>adminhelp, admins call valid for some dumbfuck reason despite it being an incompetent vox raiders round
>Get cloned
>Start calling it out, screaming for help as it stuns me several more times
>hatch plan to get that fucking borg
>doesnt happen
>sec beats me down and shoots me with rifle for having a gun
>Borg murders me again.

This was not a comfy round. Not a comfy round at all. Thanks for nothing admins.

>>143926164
Give me some names. I'm trying to get SRPG maker working

>>143925961
Yeah, i agree. I think we should remove every gay ass blatant "lel popular meme references" from the game. I'm not against goofy stuff, but these uninspired references just flat out piss me off.

>>143926493
>Misses me off the list

>>143926367
>tell the cap that there is a wizard

WWWWWWWOOOOOOEEEEEEW OOC IN ICKY BAN HE

>>143926502
>playing nonhuman character
>expect the round to be comfy
wew lad

>>143926502
>playing non-humans

you deserve it really.

>>143926605
but the borg is nonhuman too, how come it can get away with bullshit

>>143925619
>Not having a static first name and random surname

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>>143925619
>not making your own character your waifu
What are you, gay?

>>143926367
This isnt a hard RP Server. Everyone knows what basic antag shit is

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>mechanic visiting the vox raider shuttle
>installs tons of machines
>heads back to the station like it was nothing
>tells no one

>>143926502
Dont act like gangsters when your traitorous thieving cousins are around.

10/10 engineering that round

>>143926675
Yeah

>>143926574
who are you

>>143926502
>law 4: Vox must be bullied but may not be harmed.
If a human orders a vox to be harmed that is law 2 which overrides 4. Also if the borg feels that it is in danger it will harm you since law 3 > law 4.

Hate the human not the machine.

>>143926682
"not hard RP" doesn't mean zero fucking roleplay

You really expected them to declare vox to be kill on sight?

>>143926808
I play detective, haven't played in like a week

>>143926773
Gaybos are not allowed
Get outta my game, fagbag.

>>143926881

aren't vox always kill on sight?

>>143926953
Yes, go ahead and murder them my friend

>>143926914
You are 3-4, bumping whoever else is in your space down a slot.