/owg/ - Overwatch General

D.Va

>>143798393
is shit

>>143798393
Love, D.VA

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first for streetpig

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Winky face!

>>143797954
mei's wall and cryofreeze can block dva's ult

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top dad

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early post for symmetra being underpowered

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nth for tired old vigilantes

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Official Overall Class Enjoyment Tier

>Attack (Every hero in this category is fun, even 76)
>Support (Lucio, Zenyatta)
>Tank (D.Va, Winston, Zarya)
>Inflicting self harm (Sharp objects, self choking)
>Defence

Every Defence hero is boring as fuck and needs to be reworked.

xth for winston is d.va but better

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Best

>>143798329
>>Widowmaker keeps taking shots at me as Roadhog
>>Keep shooting, see if I give a fuck

>but wait no that's not what i meant!
>what I meant is that i have to hide from widowmaker or else she'll kill me

Have you fanned the hammer today Anon?

No, seriously. D.Va buffs when?


She's so hilariously gimp compared to the other tanks.

mcree is balance

>>143798498
>literally implying Junkrat isn't the most fun character in this game

Reminder to always commend losing Mercy players to show them appreciation.

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HOW COME ALL THE DEFENSE HEROES ARE MORE FUN THAN THE ATTACKING ONES?


EXPLAIN BLIZZTARDS.

>>143798478
you can literally see the knife marks where the surgeon shaved off her chin

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To Mercy mains, how many cocks do you generally service per hour?

Ten to twenty, or twenty to thirty? You can also say more if it applies.

i want zarya to hold me down and permanently damage my genitals with her powerful body

>>143798361
>balding

so that's why so many people put a dick on her in sfm/smut/pics, she's a tranny

I wanna rape D.Va

>>143798552
game was balanced around mcreed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PibdsrNauek

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Soldier 76 is very fun

fix the overtime fuse blizzard
It wasnt meant to last more than like 15 seconds

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this among other bullshit is getting on my nerves. someone explain to me why Blizzard thinks their game is fucking perfect and doesn't need changes. I legit don't even want to play anymore until there is an update

Why did nobody tell me Tracer is so much fun?

>>143798595
None, because nobody appreciates me or what I do. Playing healer is a thankless job.

>>143798549
i hope they nerf her so waifufags fucking get out

>>143798361
Waifufags need not apply
feels good jamming roadhog dick in your faces

>>143798541
>Lol I'm not retarded
>I just assumed that you played a character like I played him, rushing blindly towards a sniper as a guy with a shotgun

J'ai besoin de hatefuck Amélie

>>143798549
I agree she needs a bit more damage but she's still great on defense if you know how to use her

When I get matched with a decent team and decide to go d.va it's not unusual for me to end the game with 30+ kills

>>143798595
I exclusively heal Pharah, if there is no Pharah on the team then tough shit, I'm Zero Suit D.Va with wings

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>>143798573
>Mindlessly fire grenades into the general direction of the enemy and getting ez kills
>Fun

He's Bastion tier brain dead.

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Cannot contain erection.

>can't play quickplay anymore with four stack else i'll lose my 57% winrate and have to play with and against shitters.

Can't wait for ranked to come back. All the skilled players will leave quickplay and i'll get my 80% winrate back.

>>143798552
I wonder who is behind this post

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did anon ever make the "zenyatta and hanzo are now both my best friends" update

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e-sports is the cancer

How come Surefour hasn't been banned? There was obvious proof he was hacking

>>143798498

Ice walling some poor shits ult is potentially the most satisfying experience in the game

>>143797852
Yes

Start eating a lot and post updates of your belly

>>143798579
>use defense heroes on attack
>use attack heroes on defense

No one can jump around like junkrat to the point and destroy bastion for offense

Reaper is such a good cleaner with his ult and a torbjorn's armor to soak the damage

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I hope this will never happen to you guys

nerf lucio widow mcree mei reinhardt

buff zenyatta hanzo d.va

that's it, I fixed the game. You can thank me later Blizzard

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>zenyatta buffs
>mcree nerfs
>mei nerfs
>widowmaker nerfs

when

>>143798782
Spectator bug

If you play any of the following heroes, kys immediately

>Widowmaker
>Reaper
>McRee
>Mei
>Tracer

>>143798782
game is dead on arrival so they need every player they can get

Points should not give points when the point is being contested.
This is some bullshit.

Why is McCree a better close range character than reaper while also being better mid range?

>>143798782
he probably said that he was sorry and that he won't do it again

i've done some research as to what hero is best suited for solo carrying in preparation for ranked. in no particular order, here they are


reinahrd
s76
lucio
widow


everything else should be avoided

>>143798595
30
>>143798749
Yeah he's pretty fun

>>143798727
Fromage.

>>143798683

Because you have to be on adderall to play her at her full potential.

>people who play Bastion

How does anyone find him fun?

>>143798891
because he's OP and will probably be nerfed eventually

>>143798816
Mei is fine walk backwards

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Overwatch can't even get an attractive woman to be their tournament bitch

>>143798807
I feel worse for having witnessed that

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>>143798778
that looks like it would be a really exciting game /s

>>143798829
oh, alright. a "spectator bug". hehe ;)

got it my friend

>>143798843
Reaper isn't even that great

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>>143798816
>mei nerfs
>zenyatta buffs

>>143798843

If you want a game where they nerf characters because you're not smart enough to play against them you can always go back to league

>>143798891
Designed as intended :^)

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Playing with friends is the only way to play this game

>>143798934
it's fun to win

>>143798807
your shots weren't actually that off, that wall was just eating your shots for no reason at all

>Widowmaker should have a slower RoF
>Mccree should have his right click removed
>Tracer shouldn't heal on recall and have a slower reload time

>Dva is bad
>Winston is unusable in pubs
>Bastion is bad

>>143798782
Who knows. The obvious proof was apparently not so obvious. seagull thinks neither he nor taimou were cheating, so who the fuck knows

>>143798595
I am straight so zero

>>143798756
>tfw had both that skin and the other legendary in the beta
>love playing her
>Haven't got either now that the game's out
Just end me

>>143798891
Because he can one shot any character by pressing rmb

>>143798997
>6 ape team

OP as fuck

>>143798945
She's at least a 7 bro. The real world isn't porn.

>>143798549
>>143798728

she doesn't need more damage, she just needs that retarded movement speed debuff taken off her M1. thats literally it.

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>>143798895
>mfw this is probably true

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>>143798793
Wrong, the most satisfying thing in this game is perfectly chaining forced cooldown swift strikes over and over as Genji.

His skill level versus reward is great.

>>143798778
>literally all the mcrees do is roll around spamming RMB

wow amazo

So I've recently gotten into playing Mercy. I usually queue with a well-above-average Reaper, a guy that plays Roadhog/Junkrat, and a Hanzo that may very possibly be the second coming of Legolas.

Would the latter benefit highly from me boostslutting him?

holy shit I haven't seen seltzer in ages. What the fuck happened to her? She went full "look at me I'm gamer gurl!!".

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Okay this CAN'T just be me but are some ultimates just absolutely silent for anyone else? It's not common enough to be a huge problem but for example, one game I got killed by a junkrat tire that made absolutely no noise. I thought I just got fucked by one of his grenades but the killcam showed he sent out a RIP tire with absolutely no audio cue whatsoever and the tire was basically silent as well. Is this a known bug or am I the only one with this problem?

>>143798934
its fun to mow down fuckers in cheeki breeki corners of the map and then roll out as tank and destroy everything

>>143799059

That's not me

What's considered a good winrate?

HOW

DOES

ONE

FIND

A

TEAM

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After many days of shitposting about balance of a game I've never played, I'm finally ready to join you guys.
Which heroes are simple enough for me to have playing with little experience?

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>>143798361
Friendly reminder that Mechaqueen's skin tone is way better than the default's.

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>>143798997
I'll feast on their souls

>>143799131
Fucking this.

>>143798816
>mei nerfs
whats it like being shit

>>143798997
We did a 5 Reaper 1 Lucio composition once, fun was had.

TOBLERONES TURRET SHOULD COST WAY MORE

Takes fucking effort to kill it sometimes and LOL JUST PLACE ON DOWN LEVEL 2 IN 4 SECONDS XD

>>143798897
>no Zarya

You can babysit bad allies, shit out damage, and make playmaking ults with the same character. How is this not carry material?

>>143798814
>hanzo
Fuck no. I don't want anybody else to pick this dumb chink again.

>>143799209
Are you using both headphones?

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NERF JUNKRAT
NERF MERCY'S ULT CHARGE RATE
BUFF D.VA
BUFF ZENYATTA
REMOVE MEI FUCK YOU MEI, YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE MOTHERFUCKER CHINK WHORE

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>20% Team bonus exp

So I'm over here playing this game on hardmode getting matched up with randumbs and now you're telling me I'm also getting gimped for it.

>>143798535
fuck I want this skin so much.

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Why is this health pack here

>>143799153
>that picture

hasn't hanzo bullied genji enough

>>143799062

I've had decent games with Winston in pubs. Hunting their squishies, especially Widowmakers positioned somewhere high thinking they're safe is very satisfying.

>>143798816
>mei nerft

well meme'd my friend

>>143799193
Of course. Dont follow players that push in without the rest of team. Staying alive is #1 priority. Rez off cooldown on defense

>>143799150
>black dude with eagles gear

this is a photoshop since all the eagles fans i've seen are permadrunk white guys

>>143798895
>Implying blizzards whether he's sorry or still doing it and just doesn't want to ignore any cheaters in the competitive scene

>>143799308
>Nerf junkrat

For what reason

>>143799270
You do realise that even Mercy can reliably kill them from way out of it's range?

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>>143799308

>>143799193

you sound like a faggot

>>143798997
6 bastions counters hard, fun though

>>143799270
I also fucking hate how a Molten Core turret is virtually impossible to kill while Torbjörn is also a fucking pain to kill while shitting out damage

>>143798843
More like

>hanzo, genji, roadhog

The real shitter trifecta, responsible for tons of lost matches.

"It's viable, you just need skill!"

They then spend the entire match getting soloed by an ""extremely good"" bodyshotting hanzo. I swear anybody that thinks this game takes skill is complete trash.

>>143797954
>>143798101
twitch tv/a_seagull/v/68737416?t=5h02m05s
Best i could find.

>>143799227
>Caring about winrate when competitive mode isn't out
>Caring about winrate in pub matches

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>Try out most classes
>Get to Pharah
>Start getting around 30 kills a match, high mobility with around 50~ direct hits a game

I think I found my favorite.

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>>143799229
76 and Junkrat

>>143798843
>hating Tracer and McCree simultaneously
Fucking retards

Every time the enemy team has two Tracers I immediately pick McCree and make them switch.

>>143799229
76, McCree
Junkrat
Reinhardt
Lucio

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>overwatch is a competitive game

Wow nice diverse team comps!

>>143799345

It's for the enemy Tracer harassing you at the spawn to heal herself.

>>143798945
Rachel is the rancid hooker everyone gets a shot at

>Team loses hard
>I'm the only one who bothers switching around characters to counter the opposite team
>The rest are too busy calling each other names

Wew so glad you can pick characters on the fly eh?

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>>143798997
hero stacking is so fucking broken

pic related, managed to get this going with randoms, we completely steamrolled the defense

at one point one of them switched to zarya and almost managed to become a problem but the sheer damage output of 5 mcmemes is unstoppable

Why is Hanzo classified as a sniper and Defense?

He's terrible at long ranges, and his ult is better to push.

THAT CUNT MEI

>>143799442
It can also stop Zarya's ult and Hanzo's ult if you're close enough when he fires it.
You can even delete it by standing directly behind hanzo with your E on, it's super hilarious.

JUST DID

A HUNDRED AND

N I N E T Y
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Y

DAMAGE

>>143799401
Zenyatta needs +25 shields and nothing else. 200 max HP with his damage output is probably too good.

>>143798897
There is no solo carrying. There are matches were you can kill 2 people every spawn wave or get focused by 5 people and your allies cannot punish it.

>all this retarded caster bullshit
jesus, nobody cares. next game

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>team has 2 Widowmakers

>>143799313
having friend helps you in every way in life.

>>143799429
The enemy team actually did that
and then we all went phara and had a blast

>my job as reinhardt is literally to sit on the payload and press m2. and also ult roadhog.

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>>143799510

Mada mada! YOSH!

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>>143799229
just play what you want senpai
its not hard to learn any of the heroes, really
support is boring and pharah can be difficult if you cant land rocket direct hits

>>143799420
>le mercy players are gay meme
simbly ebin post friend 10/10

>>143799367
Alright, it seems like most of his attacks oneshot everyone so I wasn't sure if the boost would be wasted. Thanks.

>>143798891
Reaper can clear out three or four characters because he reloads quickly and each of his shots do incredible damage if he catches them close up on a flank, he also absorbs health from dead enemies to support kill streaks. McCree is better 1V1 at close range but he has a lot of difficulty killing more than two people at close range because his reload is very sluggish and his cooldowns are a bit long.

>>143799532
Remember the last time a competitive TF2 game had 2 Pyros, 2 Spies, a Demoknight and a Medic?

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>>143799349
He deserved it desu

>>143799635
>enemy team has 2 widowmakers
>they're a royal pain in the ass, slaughtering your teammates

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here is a webm with sound without sound

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It's a wall of text. But the dude is right.

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745024753

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>>143798778
>2 tanks
>2 healers
>2 McGree's

I'm gonna absolutely hate this game if people are gonna adept this meta.

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If I post my battlenet ID here will you guys promise not to fucking murder/dox/rape me

Getting real tired of fucking around with Pubbies. At least I know you Autismos will actually care about objectives.

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>No "Bastion Ahead" announcement

Why? He's more dangerous than sentries and snipers.

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>>143799229
76
winston
bastion (in the low level)
lucio

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>>143799329
It and Mecha Queen are both pretty great.

>>143799229
this
>>143799475

words of wisdom:
-spam M1. Nobody cares about your hit rate. Everyone fears fucking grenades raining 24/7
-use your shift mine. it's a versatile weapon and can be used from trapping to hitting moving targets like enemy RIP-tires and fucking tracers.

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>>143799510

>>143799621
200 HP with ZERO mobility and a subpar heal is balanced compared to Mercy, even with his 25% damage amp. He still gets absolutely destroyed by any close rang hero/sniper.

>>143798803
This.

After a while you can stop taking the games advice for which hero to use. People are finding ways to use each hero in different situations.

Only, maybe be a healer if your team doesn't have one, okay guys?

>>143799635
>team has 2 healers

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Does picking Bastion on Pugs make me a try hard?

Also why is Winston so much fun.

reaperfags btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8383FDmCfs

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>I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning psychopath

What did he mean with this?

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>reinhardt shielding a bastion and two torb turrets

how is this fucking acceptable his shield lasts FOREVER

>>143799532

Hero stacking should be removed

Tanks are overstatted as fuck

McCree needs something, I don't know, I haven't heard a good suggestion that wouldn't make him the worst character in the game or at least zenyatta tier which is a huge problem because then suddenly Tracer becomes the best character in the game.

does someone have the pic of D.Va with the emojis

>>143799741
You need a really good team to get 60% winrate right now, so don't bother.

Also your winrate IS your mmr.

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>>143799418
>buying this many boobpads

>>143799583

Same reason why D.Va's labeled as a tank - none.

>>143799153
Bows are absolute shit.

>>143799062
>Winston is unusable in pubs
You're bad at this game.

>>143799710
>Arrow lands on the arm
>teleports itself to a perfect headshot
??

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>playing with pubs

>>143799401
>>143799621
he's fine at 150 hp. there is literally only 1 hero in the game that makes it a problem, and she's probably gonna get nerfed.

i'd rather have the ability to cast harmony/discord while charging RMB.

I very rarely see Bastions anymore, but everybody spams Widow and McCree.

Does that mean I'm high MMR?

>>143798997
>That fucking filename.


Jesus christ I kek'd hard

>>143799721
If we wanted to read your bullshit we'd browse the forums ourselves.

>>143799583
>his ult is better to push.

Why is that?

>>143799532
>Widowmaker is OP
>literally no competitive team picks her

Honestly McShit and Monkeyman are far worse than Widow.

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>All these widows constantly unscoping after every shot

So cringe

>>143799561
>Being a shitter that has to repick his main

Git gud.

>Mei is a counterpick to Rein

Fuck this gay world.

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↓↓↓↓↓↓
ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

QUICK

POST A PICTURE THAT RESEMBLES YOUR FAVORITE HERO

GO!
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GO!
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GO!
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>>143799876
no dad, difference is one's a job, and the other's a mental illness

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>pharah kills 4 people with ult
>play pharah
>perfect opportunity to ult
>kill 0 people

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How to fix Overwatch

>Symmetra
Allow her to place Sentry turrets on teammates, 2 max. This could be balanced in a few different ways; the turrets only slow, they take 2-3 attacks to destroy but only deal half damage etc.
Also make her placed Sentries have more hp so that a Winston doesn't kill all of them in a milisecond.

>Zen
+25 hp

>Widowmaker
increase the charge time for a 100% charged shot by 1 second

>D.va
Increase the damage of her attack from 24 to 35
Decrease the channeling time of her ult by 1 second or make her ult slow people in an AoE

>Lucio
decrease the AoE of his auras

>McRee
Decrease weapon damage from 70 to 60
Decrease throw speed on Flashbang, or increase it's CD by 2 seconds

>Mei
Freezing effect of her weapon doesn't immediately start the buildup, it only starts after 1 second.

>Torbjorn
Increase fire rate of lvl 1 turret

>Winston
Decrease ult HP from 1000 to 900
Allow option for third person view during his ult


Rate me

>>143799739

technically it's 1 healer, you have 1 for speed boost and one for healing

>>143798891
>6x70 damage on fan the hammer
>420 damage if all 6 shots hit
>Combat roll install reloads
>Maximum possible burst damage for McRightclick is 840

But he's balanced guys, just never go anywhere a Mcree could possibly be hiding and you don't have to deal with him, it's an easy counter.

>>143799903
his shield is made of paper if more than one person is shooting at it.

Why is this matchmaking all over the god damn place? Some of this shit makes NO sense whatsoever.

>>143800048
>literally no competitive team picks her
do you even fucking watch competitive

>>143799876
He's autistic

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>hooking a mercy/dva

>Playing defense
>Teammates rush past chokepoints to die alone by the enemy spawns and cost us the first objective
Love this game

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>>143799475
>>143799484
>>143799685
>>143799751
>>143799685
>No one made fun of my grammar
thanks friends.
I'll most likely start out with Junkrat 76 and Lucio.
Once I change my name to something that isn't stupid and stop being bad I hope I can play with some of you

Anyone in EU looking to join me and 2 friends? Would be good to have a full team.

Viking#23177

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How the fuck do you counter full teams of Tracers? I use Mcree to counter Tracer but I can only throw so many fucking stuns. As for D'va, it's just a cluster fuck of tank. I had a bud and we used Bastion to counter and win but it wasn't fun, just painful.

Why did they allow stacking multiple heroes? Kills the gameplay.

>>143800093
Didn't know reyes was a dentist

>>143800013
>there is literally only 1 hero in the game that makes it a problem

Any close range specialist destroys him. If you don't know they're coming you are 100% dead especially against a Reaper since your hitbox is so clumped together that one shotgun blast will kill you.

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I'm in a 14 minute queue.

>>143799442
defense matrix is quite possibly the best skill in the game

and d.va is still kinda bad for some reason

>>143798891
mccree is burst, reaper is sustained

but mccree is clearly better

I do better with reaper though.

>>143800125

seems like you don't actually play the game

>>143799985
Welcome to Hanzo's headshot assist.
At longer ranges, if the target doesn't move much, the arrow pretty much homes in on heads.

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>tfw closest thing to a potg was killing a Hanzo in his after he used his ult to kill one Mercy

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>>143799846

>he doesn't know that lucio/mercy or double lucio is meta

>>143800251
>best skill in the game
not really

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>it's a tracer

>>143800212
torbjorn

>>143800197
ill join ya sent a request im video

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>>143800086

>>143800251
because it isn't actually the best skill in the game

>>143798807
I-I don't get it

>>143800212
Soldier 76 shit fucks Tracer. 3 assault rifle shots into right-click kills her.

>mccree's hat falls off when he dies

dude that's so sad

>>143800212
6 winstons would've raped those 6 tracers

>>143800125
>Reaper
100% increased bullying received, will start to sob and whimper if he's left alone for 5s+

>>143800125
>Allow her to place Sentry turrets on teammates
What
Literally what
Like, on top of their heads?

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>Hanamura
>Roadhog tries to hook me
>clearly misses
>STUNNED *BANG*
>watch killcam
>im on the right side of a pillar
>roadhog throws his hook to the left far left, left side of the pillar
>it fucking zoooooms off and around the pillar and grabs me from the right edge of the screen
FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER GODDAMN ASSHOLE WHORE CUNT FUCK YOU BLIZZARD YOU INCOMPETENT KEKS FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES

>>143800212

But according to ribbit, " Having duplicate possibilities should increase depth, not reduce it."

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>>143800086
EVOCATI

PRINCIPE

HASTATI

>>143800242
Stop stacking and play the game on hard mode.

>>143800197
add me
Nervin#21252

I can junkrat or Mercy

>>143799621
What about
>50 hp
>50 shields
>50 armor
>line of sight on healing orb increased to 5 secs
>healing orb gives 75 Hp initially and 25 hp/s while on a hero

Now he can have a "balanced" health pool and fit the role of burst heals

>>143800348
Tried that, they danced around the turret and fucked its day in half. You have to realize 70% of my gameplay is with randoms that have no coordination.

>>143798843
>reaper

It is spies are OP all over again.

>>143800348

Torbjorn fucking sucks against tracer my dude

>>143800080
Mei is a counterpick to everyone except McCree.

I fucking love this chubby slut.

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>>143800086

>>143800346
>going mercy to help my team
>tracer starts bullying me
>switch to junkrat, lay a trap and kill her over and over again
>she finally switchs to something else
>go back to mercy

WHEN DO PEOPLE LEARN TO SHOOT THE FUCK TIRE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>143798940
Countered by walking forwards

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>>143800086

>>143800397
on the two shoulder sides would be the most fitting

What heroes do you think will get nerfed/buffed?

*teleports behind u*
psshhh...
nothing personnel kid...
DIE DAI DYEEEEE!
heh... too easy...

>Lucio Amp it up cooldown increased
>McCree fan damage reduced by 10 (70>60)
>Widowmaker ultimate goes away if she is killed during it
>Mercy ultimate charge rate reduced OR if Mercy is killed halfway through Resurrect the players Resurrected don't have full HP

I'd make these changes desu

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>>143800404
shouldn't have gotten in range m8 ;)

>>143800382
same happened in tf2

>>143798728
Why on defense? Her kit seems better for flanking, while her ult is nice for making room during a push.

I guess you could watch the flanks on defense, but you might as well pick Roadhog.

>>143800473
Torb is a big counter to Tracer, what are you talking about.

tracer can kill his turret every few minutes, sure. But without her ultimate she gets eaten alive by his turret

Roadhog bros ww@

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>>143800086
>>143800086

>>143800378
Lmao did okay with him, but then they overwhelmed me. See
>>143800460

>>143800414
I have fun until full teams of the same hero.

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>>143800397

>>143799124
7? You gotta be shitting me. Literally any uni campus has hotter chicks by the score.

>>143800584
>DIE DIE D-UUUUUUUGH

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>>143800404
nono anon blizz only makes gr8 decisions clearly this is intentional

>>143800432
>spam healing orb between two heroes
>they go from zero to 100 in less than a second
Great idea!

>>143800231
and at 175 health they are still going to do that. the 175 health is to counter body shots from widow. putting him at 200 would probably be OP.

i'd rather give him a functioning damage combo that lets you gib people as easily as they can gib you.

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god damn that box was fucking LOADED

>tfw not a single legendary in beta
>now lv 13 and already got 2

>>143800563
mccree
lucio
widowmaker
small nerf to junkrat
possible small nerf to winston

everyone else is fine

I think pharah needs some armor or something. She's in a robo-suit and has the same health as a poncho cowboy. Too easy to just shoot her during her ult

>>143800404
I know that feel. His hook really does need adjustments and I feel the hook/kill combo to anybody under 300hp is stupid.

>>143800590
I would give mercy's ult a cast time

The fact that it is instant is bullshit.

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>Tfw got second best skin for best hero
Feels good

should I feel bad for leaving every match where I end up with one or more winstons?

He pretty much hands out free Ults to the enemy team when he uses his own.

>>143800584
*throws guns on floor*

>>143799741
I'll bite

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>>143799685
D.Va has the perfect tits

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>>143799909
>McRee
>A Counter to Tracer

Pick one and only one.

>>143800792
JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-AUGH! *slowly falls to the ground like a fly who just hit a bug zapper*

>>143800653
Consider yourself lucky you've never played against a decent one

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>tfw the enemy Reinhardt ults only for you
I mean, I appreciate that you delayed your push by like 2 minutes, but am I really worth that much?

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>>143800663
right here bro

>>143800792
I think changing some of her HP to Armor without actually changing the total amount would be a good change, yeah.

>play for 30 hours
>just now learn that Junkrat's tire can jump, climb walls and pick up health packs

WELL I'M RETARDED BUT ALSO HAPPY

>im level 18
>one of my friends is fucking level 28

how do you guys play this all day

>>143800767
>wants to nerf widormaker, junkrat AND WINSTON

lmao, having trouble with them? I have trouble with bastion at times, they should nerf him then

>>143799914
Except the higher your winrate gets, the bigger chance you'll be expected to carry scrubs against a team that's overall mediocrely competent.
And that's extremely hard to pull off.
At 210 games played I was at 61% win rate.
Now I'm at 332 and 57% because not counting the ~20 meme hero screen defeats I also had to herd people who clearly don't know what they're doing to victory against teams that actually used combos like Mei ult + Phara ult or Zarya ult + Soldier ult and similar in almost every game. Every few losses I got 2-3 rebound close matches which I either won or lost, and which were fun, and then I'm back at the scrub herding or getting DEFEATED at hero screen.

>>143800820
yes, because you're a fucking idiot and if the enemy team is capitalizing off of your winstons ulting than you are then you're seriously bad

FUCK why is it so hard to keep a 60% winrate. I'm doing tryhard stacks and I still break my back playing. I mean 60% can't be more than like, mg2 level, so what the fuck gives.

>>143799582
>>143798997
All 76 is the objective best.
You don't even need a crutch Lucio.

>>143800805
That's the best skin for the worst hero.

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>>143800125
>Allow option for third person view during his ult
Okay your post had some pretty dumb fucking shit but this one is really clever.

It is so, so easy to get disoriented during his ult, a third person view during it is a great idea.

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Anyone else think it's kinda awesome that hundreds of audience members and 100k+ online spectators are watching some guysplay videogames?

MODERN GLADIATORS

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God I fucking hate solo queueing. I'm so tired of losing because my teammates are complete idiots/new.

But I don't really feel like buying a headset and finding a bunch of other neckbeards.

>playing hog on def anubis
>ITS HIGH NOON
>get to cover and regain health
>mcreeeee cancels ult, flank me and Fth, roll Fth
>kills me and regain the 50% he lost canceling the ult

I mean, high noon hardly does anything but he just need 2 right click to fill 50%+ of the ult? Fukken retarded

>>143800704
Give it a cool down then to prevent spam

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>>143800086

>>143799131
Yeah this. I suppose you could very slightly increase the range of her Mecha guns but that is it. She will absolutely destroy teams in the hands of a capable player who is backed up by a decent support.

>Killed by Hanzo
>He wasn't even aiming for you
This applies to at least half of my Hanzo deaths

>>143800792
I got a really cool skin for her (the blue full mask one) at some point. So I tried her out.

I can't play her. I hit stuff but it doesn't do great damage unless you hit directly. Had to go McSkill to win the game.

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>that one guy who uses his ult on you
>He dies right after

>>143800973
>not jumping out and hooking his bitch ass

>>143800891
>he prevented you from reviving 2-4 teammates

Great job Reinhardt

>>143800741
> the 175 health is to counter body shots from widow

Fully charged shot > Immediate shot would still kill Zenyatta, it is a meaningless buff to give him 25HP.

>defense on hanamura
>double torbjorn, each watching a different angle and each other
how do you beat this

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>>143800857
>being wrong on the internet

>>143799702
B-But I want to be able to play McRee without him being nerfed to hell. Nerfing Fan spread is all it would really take.

>>143800941
While we're on that topic, 3rd person perspective during genji ult would be great too

>>143800934
Once you start caring about winrate you stop trying to learn how to get better since the only thing that matters is winning

You stop getting better but your opponents don't

You lose more

>>143800792
>full suit of high tech power armor
>not a single point of armor
nice job blizzard

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>>143800938
Nah, I prefer ifrit.

You just need to embrace discord my friend.

>>143801002
Holy shit are you me?

>flying around as lucio
>turn corner and get domed
>killcam is him hopelessly missing a tracer and randomly fucking my shit up

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>>143800963
>pick Tracer every single game
>don't care about my teammates, whether we win or lose, because I'm busy bullying the enemy and having fun

>>143800924
>play a fuckton of the game
>level 37
>run into a level 68

ebin

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>Didn't read up on every heroes abilities
>Running around as Tracer
>Suddenly can't move
>What
>Get pulled 3 miles
>Next to a big guy with a shotgun pointed at me
>Die
>During this entire time I was yelling and hitting my keyboard
This game is amazing

I'm 100 gemgoldcredits away from 1000. SIGRUN OR VALKYRIE!?

>>143800854
my nigga

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>>143800891
>playing Reaper
>I keep sneaking behind enemy lines and killing their Reaper
>he starts gunning for me out of spite
>a few minutes later we meet face to face in a hallway
>he ults
>I hit shift as fast as I can
>he misses every shot and I blast him in the face as the recovers
I wonder how mad he was

>>143801002
>get killed by a hanzo arrow
>watch the killcam
>it's just him shooting arrows randomly in the general location of our team
>one of them happens to hit my head

it's fucking TF2 all over again

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I'm too poorfag to have a decent computer, is the game decent as a console shotter?

>>143801117
I'm a little more iffy on that one because while it'd be really helpful, it'd make deflecting while ulting more difficult. Winston doesn't have any aim mechanics at all while ulting.

>buy expensive legendary skin for mcree
>one loot box later get the exact duplicate
>only 200 gold

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>143801140

>I'm a retarded faggot manchild without a drop of competitive blood in my veins and I enjoy TR0LLING DA ENEMY instead

ebin

>>143800796
Roadhog has serious downsides too though. His sole job is to scare away the enemy team, if you're a moron and get in range you deserve to get 1 shot.

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>>143800086

>>143801080
Can a friendly tobjorn repair another tobjorn's turret?

>>143801076
He could get to cover before the second shot if he's already rushing to it plus resist more damage from many other things so it'd be ok

>>143801192
Hanzo is even more lucksman than the lucksman.

>>143801241
which skin?

>>143801192
but hanzo isn't even the worst spray and pray offender, junkrat is

>Only character I haven't played is Symmetra
>Kinda want to because sentries are cool
>Don't want to because poo in loo

>>143801140
You're literally the worst kind of player

Anubis is shit but I like the loading screen theme

>no Team Deathmatch
>no invis hero
uh?

> play Lucio
> bump wave barely moves the enemy 2in
> enemy Lucio
> makes me fly 40m from across the map and creates a black hole behind me

>>143800417
Mecha praetorian who throws pila hero FUCKING WHEN

>>143801002
Any time Mei kills me from distance as well.

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>>143800086

>>143801289

No. Something about every cheesing in closed beta with multi-torb teams

>play bastion for first half of game
>still have highest objective time on team

why are pubbies allergic to winning

why do they never actually try to touch the cart

>>143801018
>BeMcree spammer
>oneshot meifags
>stun and oneshot people who try to solo ult you