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Easiest hero and why is it roadhog?
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>>143658978
D.Va is the tightest!
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nerf torb shields when
faggot already has op turret.
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xth for D.Va Edition
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rebuild plugsuit dva when
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>>143659051

That's not Mei.
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>>143659059
TIGHTEST
I
G
H
T
E
S
T
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Give me the dwarf turret placement map
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you're chilling out at the defense point by yourself when you hear
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
three times. what do you do?
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AUTO CLIMB WALLS AS HANZO/GENJI ON OR OFF?
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>>143658978
Do you feel like they're going to nerf Mei?

I don't think she's as bad as say Bastion, but I feel like there's an overusage of her.
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>>143658978
I will marry D.Va !
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Nth for Widow is overpowered. Someone please post source for nerf
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>>143659165
beg for mercy to be nearby so she can res me
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>>143659194
[ - ]
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>>143659159
>wherever
>move it around
>shoot enemies with your good gun while being useful
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This game needs more quick chat stuff for sure. One thing I learned from playing Dota 2 for awhile is that people want to communicate with their team, but it's kinda a hassle to do while you're playing. When they added in the chat wheel and alt-clicking to Dota 2 communication in public games skyrocketed and everyone played better because of it.
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threadly reminder that symmetra is just as useful as torbjorn
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>>143659116
source
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>>143659194
>but I feel like there's an overusage of her
Really? I don't see a lot of her.
I don't like neither playing with or against her, but I think she fills a niche that's needed and doesn't really warrant a nerf
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reminder that the first ~20 posts are always shitposts and should be ignored
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>>143659194
I don't think she's that good.
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>>143659165

helix rocket all three in one glorious cockblock
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>tfw everyone else in team is horrible today

forced
50
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>>143659312
you're just gonna post cartoon porn just like that?
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>>143659116
Okay, you're going to have to cough up the source on that
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>>143659272
That POTG pose is not flattering for Symmetra.
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>>143659085
>soldier decides to jump in front of the shield
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>>143659104
yes we heard you crying in the last thread
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Is masteroverwatch or watcher.gg a better leaderboard source?
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>>143659281
>>143659367
https://my.mixtape.moe/lxuscd.mp4
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>It's a Bastion riding the car with a Reinhardt shield episode
Why can't people deal with this?
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>wall ride out of the pit on Ilios

Man I hate Lucio buts he's fun
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>level 21 and no skill
>no 20 kill streak achievement
>try to get it
>game ends 19 kills
>i kill one more but it doesn't count
>mfw
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>Join game
>Not tank, no support

Fucking christ I cant handle this anymore, I'm done with this game
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blizzard actually has a history of pathetically bad matchmaking. in hots, for some reason, they thought that waiting longer than 3 minutes for a game was bad. so instead, they put highly ranked people in garbage games.

it's really not far fetched to believe that the same thing is going on in overwatch.
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>>143659423
How do you deal with it?
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>>143659423

because they won't

SHOOT

THE

FUCKING

SHIELD
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>>143659420
Thank you m8
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>>143659085
>Reinhardt's shield gets the white border along wherever it clips into objects
Neat.

>>143659423
Nobody knows how to contest, for one.
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>>143659387
>That manly face
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>>143659194

She's incredibly unfun to fight against and there is no hard counter to her outside Widow and McRee, who counter everyone anyway.

She doesn't need massive nerfs, just tweaks.

-50% ammo
Ult robot dies if she dies
Her slow doesn't affect turn speed

Fixed.
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>>143659473
junkrat
pharah
beginner level teamwork

take your pick
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>>143659459
>complains about no tank and no support
>doesn't go tank or support

Fucking christ I cant handle this anymore, I'm done with this general
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>>143659423
it should be illegal for players to do that
also:
fuck Bastion
fuck that stupid robot
kill all Omnics
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Is 200+ ping playable?
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>>143659491
That's exactly what I was thinking.
It makes her look like a fucking goblin.
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>>143659536
>Pick tank
>Have no support

>Pick support
>Have no tank

Do see where the problem is you stupid cunt?
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I'd like to see the win loss of people bitching about no tank or support

Because I've seen it once in about 100 games. Then again I'm not a shitter
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White Rabbit or Carbon Fiber D.VA?
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>>143659194
Not really because there are still ways to 1v1 her and win, land your shots as widow/mecree/s76/hanzo. Stunning her with mecrees flashbang and right click. Bait her into standing still and trying to freeze your shield as reinhardt and use charge.
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>>143659563
As lucio, maybe
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>>143659563
anything above 80ms is unplayable
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>>143659312
Fugg /owg/ is going to become an /aco/ shithole isn't it
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>>143659592
Yeah, you're a whiny bitch
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>>143659461
>in hots, for some reason, they thought that waiting longer than 3 minutes for a game was bad.

it is, only megaautists actually wait that long. normal people quit and play something else - or, more likely, don't start the game in the first place because they don't feel like waiting
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>team has genji + hanzo + widow

guess i'll just see myself out then
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>>143659523
>Go junkrat
>Get Reinhardt's shield down
>Team is nowhere to be found, and I get focused down
This happens every time.
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Mercy main here. Gas all Tracer players.
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Widowmaker and D.VA are so cartoonishly thin it makes them nigh impossible to hit, holy fuck.
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>>143659459
thats why i started playing tanks. turns out they're pretty damn fun. i play tanks way more than offense now.
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ANY EU BROS, CONFIRM THEY ARE LAGGING AS WELL? LIKE RTT LAG.
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>>143659592

>Pick Roadhog
>Win
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>play offensive bastion on hollywood
>stomp
>5 gold medals

i swear offensive on is the only way to have fun while playing as bastion
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>open lootbox
>oh cool a blue and a purple!
>both are duplicates

KILL ME

WHY BLIZZARD? WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL?
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>>143659592
>playing a team based game without friends

you only have to blame yourself
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>join a game
>see this
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>>143659606
>I'd like to see the win loss of people bitching about no tank or support

~50% you fucking genius
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>>143659592
gonna have to ask you to not use mean words here
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>about to get 1000 credits
>don't know which legendary I'm supposed to pick
there are so many good ones
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>>143659606
Yeah, there's definitely some hidden mmr. Hardly anyone picks Bastion in my bracket either.
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HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THESE TEAMS ARE BALANCED
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REMINDER THAT _YOU_ ARE THE ONLY CONSTANT
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>>143659592
You can okay reinhardt and be the Support and the tank
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POST HOT DAD
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>>143659420
Thanks, my man.
WANZ-319
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>>143659709

playing mercy doesn't make you less worthless and unlovable
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>>143659689
you aim behind the shield by bouncing the shots you triple nigger
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>>143659775
instantly leave.
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>>143659578
>>143659491
>not liking strong lines
lol you fukkin manlets
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<----- Fuck this cunt and fuck his fucking grenades

I mad
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>tfw top 100 mercy worldwide

Feels good.
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>>143659775
IT'S

>>143659785
Stonehardt
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>>143659775
pick a support and instantly win because stunning is fair and balanced
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>>143659592
>Use roadhog
>Have heal that does a ton of health back
>It comes back super fucking quick
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>>143659802
>being retarded
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>>143659802
>lowest level is Widow
>everytime
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>>143659062
Change settings as shown in the attached webm. It will set your heal/boost to toggle and lets you choose different Guardian Angel targets than your heal/boost target.

Similar options exist for other heroes. Like turning on ally health bars for Soldier 76.
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>Tfw getting POTG as Widow and everyone gets to witness your super sweet headshots :^)
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>my genji
>completely useless
>does nothing


>enemy genji
>lirik 2.0
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
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>>143659895
>Reinhardt adjusts his aim slightly
>Blocks the shots
Yeah okay
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>tfw ur junkrat and there's an enemy roadhog
;_;
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>>143659725
>>143659963
Roadhog being self sustaining doesn't mean I can cap an entire point by myself as all the Widowmakers, Bastion and Tracers continuously run into their deaths
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how do you guys manage to get these hours playing nothing but dps and still have 50%+ win rates? I feel like if I don't pick tank or healer my team is guaranteed to lose.
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>>143659423
you counter it with your own bastion and 2 reinhardts
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>>143659682
you don't have to be a mega autist to be good at video games.
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>>143660014
kill yourself, sniping takes 0 effort in this game and everyone falls asleep during widowmaker potgs
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>>143659963
>literally get top healing over a mercy/lucio

>>143660056

because we actually deal damage and kill enemies
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>open lootbox
>HAHA HAVE SOME MORE SPRAYS AND VOICE LINES
>mfw
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>>143659951
THE DEAD BODY LOOTIN MUNTANT SHOOTIN
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>>143659963
>Chasing down Roadhog only to catch him back with 50% more health
It was already a chore getting you down there before
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reposting
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opened the box i got last night
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The sound of Mercy's heels hitting the ground is so hot.
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reminder

if you ever get in a payload map, just leave the game and queue again until you get a koth or cp map

this is for non shitters only
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>>143659785
Who do you play?
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>>143660171
>chasing roadhog
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>>143659941
The only problem with Junkrat is his trap ability. It glitches into the map and you often times literally cannot see it. It also contributes towards him never being competitively viable.
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>>143660165
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>>143659802
nice resolution
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>>143660013
Oh my fucking god why is this not default
I thought this was a fucking balance thing, that they intended for you to have to drop your healing on your target to jump to someone else
That's what I've been doing all along
Jesus fucking christ Blizzard
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>>143660141
then why do I always get damage and elimination gold star as tank?
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>>143659950
>Check Website yesterday morning
>We couldn't find a player by that name
>Check just now
>We couldn't find a player by that name
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>>143659423
Came upon a neat move with D.Va. It's possible to charge and turn 180 immediately after pushing, knocking Reinhardts out of position relatively safely compared to a suicide dive.
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http://www.pcgamer.com/overwatch-porn-is-being-forced-offline/
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I've started checking the profiles of every Widowmaker player and it's fucking horrifying how many of them play pretty much nothing but her.

Like, holy shit. Every second higher level Widow player has something like 20 Widow hours, with the next hero being at 2

Oh, I've also seen someone with 33 Genji hours and a 1KD. rofl
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who is best boy and why is it reaper
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>>143660050
>Implying
>Hook people
>Basically an instant kill
>Do this to anyone who comes by
>Implying teamwork
>heal anytime anything happens because it heals a ton and comes back in 5 seconds
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>>143660283

because you're in the piss garbage mmr range where you belong
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>>143659867
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>>143660014
Basically Bastion.
Kill yourself.
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>playing Mei while defending
>idiot Bastion ults and tries to drive directly into the enemy team
>ice wall the exit right as he's about to escape for his own safety
>bumps into it, wastes his ult and gets mad

Mei's real role is tard wrangling.
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>>143660193
I hate you
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>>143660304
why you creeping up on their shit tho?
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>$40 price tag will keep the kids away from the game guys!
>it wont be like tf2 because of the price barrier!
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>attack on Hanamura
>they have Torb and bastion

Well this is the opposite of fun
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the discrepancy between the skill of the people you end up playing with is ridiculous, matchmaking has to be complete garbage. the people i play with range from hanzo who hits nothing to mcree who hits everything over any distance at any time.
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Ok Reinhardt shield should stop Hanzo dragons ffs
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>>143660303
>pornhub
literally why would you go there for fucking r34. goddamn normies
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>>143660303
Yeah I'm sure that'll work.
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>>143660037
i guess just uninstall since you arent capable of moving your mouse or having any intelligent insight
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Did Blizzard change matchmaking? I felt I was having really fun and even games up until yesterday and now everything is just a shitshow.
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Reminder winrate is not a statistic you should take seriously with a small sample size.
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>>143660348
>Doesn't matter anyway since anyone that shoots you gets a free ult
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>>143660340
>Not genji
He's literally the best all around hero and the most fun attack hero.
>>143660424
>Tfw get a team full of retards
>Enemy team is level 20-30 and are all playing as a team
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>>143660487
Your mmr dropped.
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>>143659941
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Can mei's wall block d va ultimate?
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How do I stop the game from putting me in already running and lost games?
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>>143660438
just deflect hanzo's ult with genji
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>>143660303
hey what the hell
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>>143660487
Same.
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>>143660303
it's their sfm models i guess.
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>defending anubis
>match starts
>see 6 monkeys (4 winston 2 lucio) jump out of the attacker spawn
>next respawn i switch to bastion and set myself up in a safe corner
>stomp the monkeys so they cant even get the first objective
>get potg
>monkeys are salty in chat about my point and click adventure
CANT OUTMEME THE SHITPOSTER
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>>143660538
Yeah. It's LoS I'm pretty sure.
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>>143660408
because I'm tired of seeing this hero every single time in every team on every map and want to check what kind of subhuman trash plays her
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>pick Junkrat on defense
>never ever ever stop firing grenades
>3 gold medals

Infinite ammo, man. I don't know about this.
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>>143660220
>Wanting to play fucking KOTH over payload

Kill yourself
>>
ZENYATTA
IS
A
GOD
OF
DAMAGE
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>>143660534
How would my MMR drop when my win ratio is the same?
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What does 'gg' stand for? Good goy?
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>>143660487
>open stats page
>mfw 41% winrate
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Anyone want to play?

Eklektik#2143, EU.
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Memes and shittering aside, why does /owg/ and generally most of reddit get all rustled and salty over Bastion players? Im not baiting im legimately asking. He seems like an excellent pick for defence on CTP's and theres plenty of shit that fucks him up.
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>that feel when you charge a widowmaker with reinhardt
Feels great.
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>>143659802
Rank doesnt mean anything anon :^) its forced 50 fucking you
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>>143660271

Only found out about it myself two days ago. My Mercy is now an unkillable god whose feet are never sullied by plebeian earth.
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>>143660596
>wanting to play reinhardt holds a button mode
end yourself
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>>143660608
good game if the losing team says it
get good if the winning team says it first
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>>143660304
Uhhh I hate to tell you but if you have a 1 kda then you are killing an enemy for every time you die which is pretty good
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Brb getting drink

>Be gone for .00000000000000001 nanoseconds
>You were removed from the match due to inactivity
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>>143660603
MMR is based around your in game stats, rather than pure win rate.
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>>143660487
It's weird, felt somewhat balanced a few days ago and now you either stomp or get stomped, also a lot of people are gaining a stuck up better than you MNC style attittude
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>>143660528
>Free ult
Depending on the ult but you can tank most and others you can just run away from or hook out of.
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>>143660608
Gay guys
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>>143660416
That's what you get if you reply to faggots you faggot
>>
Does the average junkrat ever not have his ult up?
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>>143660608
For real?
Good Game.
>>
>>143660603
>>143660608
>people thinking winrate/win ratio means anything at all

Is this a MOBA thing?
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>>143660246
With 3 people on the payload and everyone else dead, he's a nuisance
>>
So what the fuck is going on with Realer and Widowmaker lore-wise? I get that Reaper was an ex-member, but what is he exactly after now? Like, what do him and Widowmaker get from trying to stomp out Overwatch members and kill the robot leaders or whatever?

Also does anyone know where the fuck Junkrat and Roadhog fit into everything.
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>>143660591
they only correct way to play Junkrat.
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>>143660416
>adult
>can't take some smacktalk

don't be like your mom, just

pick

one
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>>143660674
That's fucking shit for someone like Genji, who can pick his fights due to mobility and burst damage.
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>>143660681
I'm consistently getting gold/silver medals and carrying my team so I'm pretty sure that's not the issue. I don't solo queue though so maybe you're right and it's something to do with my friends' MMR.
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>>143660357
doubt it my win rate is over 50%
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>>143660047
your tire does 600 damage
perfect for killing pigs
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>>143660538
A lightpole on Hollywood can block D vas ult
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>>143660608

"Good grief"
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>>143660741
Its a "I only want to win and not have fun ever" thing
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>>143659194
Blizzard balances by both gameplay an aesthetics. Ugly heroes can have stronger abilities because they get bonus points in their ability budget from their poor looks. Weirdly enough there is no malus to the budget for good aesthetics.
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When I picked Zenyatta during the beta, I hadn't seen him in any of the trailers and I didn't know who he was. At first I just thought he was a weird character, but I fell in love with him as soon as I saw how calm he looked in contrast with the raw power I felt behind every single one of his attacks. Every ball he throws feels like it has enough power to break a concrete wall and the way he reloads just brings you back to this zen, calm state he seems to always be in. He's just so satisfying to play because of this, just floating around and healing teammates until you get pissed and beat down an enemy with your orbs, then calm down and keep floating around again.

I'm currently in a very bad part of my life right now. I've been struggling with depression for over seven months and I'm currently trying to recover from a physical injury that's severely impeding how much I can move in a day. I can't go out with friends and I've spent the past weeks confined to my house with nothing to do but play videogames. I hate my life most of the time. I feel like I'm dealing with stress, guilt, grief and loneliness at least once a day and sometimes it's just too much to handle.

Somehow, I found inspiration through Zenyatta. Yes, most of what he says is just random Buddhist logic, but when I really stop and think about it, I realize how patient and in control he seems. It makes me want to be like him. It makes me realize how I should just channel all that negativity into raw energy and focus it on my real problems, then go back to being my calm, normal self. No experience is negative for Zenyatta, he's just always learning and bettering himself and others. It's the kind of philosophy I really needed right now.
So thanks, devs, for creating Zenyatta and for making him look, sound and feel so good.
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>>143660454
Name some better places please
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>>143660591
This is the best way to play
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Who is the best support right now? I might start playing and I want to know who to practice with from the start.
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>>143660632

Bastions a shit

Just shoot the fuckers from far away or Deflect.
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>>143659194
She's not good enough to nerf. They should buff her but change her primary fire to a cryo ray thing (narrow beam) that you actually have to aim.
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>>143660875
Lucio by far

Mercy is also legit but she's no Lucio
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>>143659998
You know I would love to be wrong, but literally every single time I get a team comp like this we get totally shitstomped. I'd love for someone to prove me wrong and for the level 5 player to really come through and show that he's just as good as someone who's played for at least five times as long has he has but it just never happens.

>>143660267
I have to play windowed because Livestreamer crashes when I fullscreen games
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>>143660632
Because a lot of people don't understand how to counter pick.
I dislike Bastion/Tjorborn because they just don't work in a lot of situations.
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>>143660875
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>>143659592
Ironic that you're getting shit for this. It's like you have to do everything yourself. Can't pick tank because no one will support, can't pick support because no one will pick tank, do actually pick support but have to be the only objective player because the tank fucks off.
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>>143660767
Both Reaper and Widowmaker work for Talon, a long running Terrorist group that seems to want to trigger another Omnic Crisis.

Roadhog and Junkrat are just a really succesful crime duo that's on a rampage I guess. I heard something about they might of been contracted by Talon to pull jobs though (Junkrat has a lot of lines about getting paid for these jobs in game and Talon are about the only group that would hire people like them)
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>>143660193
>when you get an awe4some skin for a character you never play
>Well, I guess I have to learn to love them

>>143660303
>>143660559
theyshould just learn to draw
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>>143660848

source your quotes
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>>143660481
Alright then, show me how you "bounce" your shots in a way that Reinhardt can't easily block by just moving his aim a little bit, you fucking cunt.
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>>143660741
>people thinking stats those mean anything at all when
>you cannot choose what game mode you are playing
>you cannot play only against solo players
>you can hot join games that are lost seconds later
W/L stats are incredibly deceiving.
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how to beat winston/2 mcree combo?
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>>143660848
good to see a videogame character has more influence on you than real life
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>>143660910
>Enemy Genji uses deflect
>I pause shooting
>He drops deflect, I mow him down
Niggers need to realize it's not literal rock paper scissors- counters need to not be shit in order to counter heroes
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Zenyatta

-40 HP
+40 Armor
Gains increasing movement speed the longer he doesn't have a Harmony Orb on a friendly player.
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>>143660767
They're both mercenaries now

>Also does anyone know where the fuck Junkrat and Roadhog fit into everything

Go read their bio on the blizzard website, it explains everything
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>>143660559
>it's their sfm models i guess.

tracer/widowmaker model doesn't canonically have a gigantic horsecock, it's parody :^)
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>>143660995
shoot them until they die
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>>143660875
Lucio for AOE healing and speed bullshit plus a +500 health shield to turn teamfights. Mercy's good too but her healing is single target and she can't defend herself
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Woah, third time playing with her.I'll never pull that off ever again
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>>143660848
Can't tell if this is copypasta, but it gets better, anon. We're all gonna make it.
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>>143660632
I like Bastion because he gives me a decent reason to go Genji "mada mada!" Shimada.
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>>143660995

3 mccree
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I wish I had friends. Pugs are pissing me off, and the one guy I play with regularly is a jerk and pretty boring.

Why don't people understand that running in one by one after a wipe isn't going to win the game?
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>>143660852
rule34.paheal.net, rule34.xxx, reddit, pixiv
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>>143660767
Junkrat found a treasure relating to the Omnic Crisis. Roadhog is his bodyguard.
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>>143660013
Oh shit, thanks man.
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>>143660163
It's clearly designed to make epic unboxing videos and to jew people out of their money.

1$ buck a box! it's such a good deal goyim!
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>got the game yesterday and i'm level 12
>interested in playing tracer, genji, and junkrat
>like their playstyles but suck with all of them and die because I don't know optimal maneuverability and I always just get shit on
>play roadhog and never die, end up with a lot more golds

How do I git gud with people I enjoy playing? I really want to get better with junkrat, I enjoyed demoman in tf2 but could never traject grenades perfectly with angles. All I can do is just shoot them blindly and it sometimes works but I feel like I could do better. I don't know where to really put traps, and I try to use the sticky for damage but it doesn't do much, on top of it being sorta unpredictable as a knockback. Ult is fine, I get a good ratio of kills with it but it gets destroyed a lot because I don't know flanking routes and I sometimes have to go face with it and hope they miss their shots
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>>143660973
>the only group which would hire them
oh please, a lot of people probably would hire them,
they seem pretty efficient for fucking shit up
if I'd want a giant distraction or something blown into shreds I'd hire them
they seem to be pretty cheap too
as long as you don't do somethi9ng stupid like, double-crossing them
>see their comic
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>>143661056
>>143660947

Thanks, I'll try those 2 then first.
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>out for almost a week now
>still no word on future patches
ded
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>>143661057
>that Hanzo tried to profit off your ult
>you got potg anyway
good
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>>143661085
Having friends isn't always good. I have one friend who is pretty bad (like, he's even bad at support) and always asks to join. I feel bad that my other friends have to put up with him.
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>>143661057
>black bars
>undersized file
>tiny resolution
>no sound
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>>143660535
A version with junkrat when?
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If you don't tell me why you think Genji isn't the most fun character I'll make your pet hate you!!!!!!!!!!!

QUICK!!!!!!!!!!
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>>143661094
>She didn't die
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>>143661042
>40

Just make it 50 so he has the perfect balance of 50 health/50 shield/50 armor
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>>143660875
Teams run two supports. Usually always a Mercy. The second is situational. Usually two Lucios on KOTH. Symettra for teles on maps with a long run back
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>>143661157
You just gotta play more.
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>>143661208
she did, just took a second
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ZENYATTA IS An OFFENSIVE HERO

DONT BE FOOLED
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>>143658978
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>play hanzo
>do everything I can, get lots of kills, use my radar shot well
>no medals

what the fuck

I had like half the kills
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What do you want to see in the first patch?

>one new map for every gamemode
>ability to choose what gamemode to queue for
>1 new hero
>skins
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>>143661202
You have to rely on your team to make use of your picks and to play the objective, as you are supposed to be on the flank or behind them most of the time
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>>143661091
>Any of those
>Videos
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>>143659168
I have it off, I like the full control of the climb, contextually speaking.
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>>143661057
I was in this webm and i remember this happening, fuck you.
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>>143661251
I hope it's that simple, I was playing with friends yesterday that are in the late 20s and low 30s, I felt garbage in comparison to them because I'd start out strong and get on fire with a gold or two, but suddenly just fall off and start dying a lot then end up with 1 bronze if I was lucky
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>>143661301
>play hanzo
>think he's contributing
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>>143661024

Sounds like shit Genjis.

You're supposed to bait as a Genji. Punish the enemy for shooting or follow up with attacks if they think you're going to Deflect.

Don't forget their are some attacks that can't be stopped once started like Reaper's Death Blossom.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LWctB6D6Lc

tips by dsp
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>>143661085
>play solo
>everytime nobody plays the objective everyone just goes off on their own like idiots
>DEFEAT
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>>143661157
Just play more homie, knowing the maps, health packs and sneaky routes will make you infinitely better.
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Rate my dotabuff

https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/Tarti-1152
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>>143661157
Someone post this man the "how to play junkrat" image. I don't have it on this shitbox I'm posting from.
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How do I stop getting bullied by D.Va?
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>>143660674
you're kidding, right? i'm fucking garbage at this game and play shit like d.va and still have a 2.5. If you can't get better than that as genji then you seriously need to git gud
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>>143661343

look behind you you fucking retard
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>>143659612
Carbon Fiber.
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Fuck I hate this stat tracking for showing how bad a player I am.
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>>143660632
Bastion by himself is fine.

Protect the bastion teams are not
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Junkterix and Hogelix
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>>143661286
can D.Va take the whole hog?
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What's the best way to play an offensive Mercy?
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>>143661430
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>>143661343
Sorry anon, I couldn't resist
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>>143660220
>my skill is so nighmarishly bad i have to compulsively skip an entire game mode
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>>143661409
>hey let's try Rein, I never play him
>alright, WHO DARES PASS THROUGH MY MIGHTY SHIELD
>my entire team is trying to flank one at a time and dying like clockwork every 20 seconds so they're never grouped up
>nobody wants to go through the front behind the big man with the shield
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>>143661113
If you spend as much as you spent on the game, you can get 50 of them!

>>143661282
I dunno, man. Looks like she started floating, and she's well in range to make it back to land.
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i've increased my winrate by 20% by picking lucio if there's no support
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>>143661301
is this a joke, or do you actually not know how medals work?
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>>143661308
Balance

And iris buffs
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Ryūjin no ken o kurae!
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>>143660995
wait for mccree removal from the game
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>>143660632
it's pretty ridiculous how fast he can drop people, even at pretty long range
he literally kills people faster than hanzo/reaper ults. sometimes it feels like the only way to kill him is with reinhardt and widowmaker
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>Play Reaper for the first time since beta
>Walk out of spawn into a designated turret street and die like a retard
>Feeling pretty down on myself
>Mfw I flank and kill their entire team without DYE and destroy their teleporter on my next life
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>>143661430
Reaper and roadhog
>>
As far as kdr goes, Torbjörn is the best right?
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>>143661284

oh i'm offended alright
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>>143661495
Heal your teammates so they don't die
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>>143661495
0. reload
1. point on a camper/bastion/sniper
3. empty your nine on the gunbot line
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>>143661495
>offensive Mercy
Don't.
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>>143661157
Not a joke: Use the training area, learn how your nades angle and fly
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>>143661520
>I dunno, man. Looks like she started floating, and she's well in range to make it back to land.
Trust me senpai, she died
I was there and all
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>enemy team is a stack of level 60s and 50s
>your team is sub 15

that was fun
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>>143661529
how do you do it anon? whenever i play support my team falls apart around me and we lose, literally every single time. i have a 30% winrate on both lucio and mercy, it's actually to the point where it drags my overrall winrate down by like 10%
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Looking for someone to play with on EU
prokul #2605
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Who wants to play with a semi-decent D.VA? (:

I think I'm cute and entertaining and will make it worth your while.

Chigga #1437
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>>143660721
im none of these guys
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>>143661385
Haha holy fuck his gameplay is a joke
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>>143661649
>winrate

Stop.
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>>143661202
I think he's the most fun offensive character, and the most reliable.
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>>143661430
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is D.Va Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Mech Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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>>143661570

not even close. what do you think he is, a fucking engineer?
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>>143661308
New game mode - assault or domination
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>>143661495

Be a surgeon with a pistol.
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>>143661540
>proceeds to die in violent fashion without taking down a single enemy
>>
tfw mercy will never resurrect you after you pass out from cumming in her
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>>143661059
senpai its taken from one of the top most rated and upvoted threads over at the overwatch subreddit
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>>143661430
All you have to do is either not get caught alone, or be one of like half the classes that can EASILY destroy her mech in 1v1
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>>143661430
Stop playing Widowmaker
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>>143661695
why
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>>143661673
Region?
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>>143661763
>D.Va
>1v1

Are you in the shitter bracket or something?
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>>143661463
I saw it and i iceblocked but i still died.
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>>143661673
>dva
>semi-decent

this is what shitters actually believe
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postem
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>>143661495
Heal your aggressive teammates.
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>>143661834
Jeesus
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what would you say at your favorite character's funeral
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Don't forget to post best dad
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>>143661719
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>>143661816
Maybe but up close with genji's right click it decimates everyone and comes out faster than his left click.
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>>143661639
I guess I can believe you. I mean, you wouldn't lie about not killing a Mercy after you charged her and hit her and shit. It'd be really embarrassing if that's what happened.
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>>143661820

if iceblocking is your best response you're way, way too late
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>>143661531
I don't.

When I play Torbjörn I get two medals for literally shooting one enemy.

On Hanzo apparently I'd have to get 50 kills
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>>143661673
> make it worth your while
More details on this.
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>>143661919
old soldiers never die, and they don't fade away
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>>143661923
Lolis love dad
>>
What level do you feel you are being grouped with right now? Platinum for me.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10332851
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>>143661834
you need to slow down there buddy
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>>143661834
>less than 50% winrate
pathetic
>>
Is Seagull our boy?
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>>143661816

yes that's why he sees playing using dva

>>143662041

no you fucking queer
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>>143661816
The only way D.Va is ever remotely a threat is when she's caught you alone in close quarters.
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>>143662000
Dem arithmetics
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how do you even kill dva as roadhog
kill her mech -> smallest hitbox in the game -> she jumps back out of the mech and runs around a corner
bitch is so hard for me to finish off
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How do I view old chat?
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>>143661719
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>>143662041
>Doesn't even come here

What do you think fuccboi?
>>
I want to show overwatch sfm porn to the blizz devs at a meeting
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>Comp stream
>McCree, Rein, Widow, Lucio, Mercy, Genji every game with an occasional Winston appearance
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>>143661416
does someone have this? i'm interested
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what is the lore reason reaper eats souls to heal himself
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>>143662000
It's okay, anon
I'm bad at math too
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>>143661974
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>>143662000
>playing against bads

>>143662109

just hit her with the hook. it's easier than, say, shooting her three times with mccree
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>>143662102
He'd need at least 400 games played to have 50% winrate
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>>143661923
>you'll never hug him and tell him it's gonna be alright

Suffering
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>hehehe le baguette du fromage
>*unzips headshot*
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>>143661834
somebody please find the part of this page that says i'm good and compliment me. i'm losing hope
>>
>no heal
>switch to heal
>no damage

this is what i mean when i say that matchmaking is complete and utter garbage. i should never ever be in games that i can't win no matter how well i play.
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I finally played a round of arcade mode without any healers or mei. It was actually fun. If they bring back arcade mode in the future, they need to remove healers
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>>143661831
>>143662078
>be you
>try to play underpowered hero
>can't get shit done because you're actually trash
>other people that aren't trash can play her just fine and rek shit with her
>n-no b-but it's the other guys that are s-shit, I swear
You've been doing this for days, don't you grow tired of being pathetic?
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>>143662270
dude dont dig your grave deeper
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>>143662193
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>>143662320
>We need a healer!
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>>143661540
Mod to replace this with RULES OF NATURE when?
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>>143662353
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh
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https://www.vg247.com/2016/05/26/overwatch-best-heroes-tier-list-rankings

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>143661808
NA!

>>143661831
O-oh ok...

>>143661974
lewd skype (:
>>
>McCree
>clear shot on you, one hit will kill you
>runs for 3 or 4 seconds so he can get you in stun + fan range
>end of game 18 eliminations 17 fan the hammer kills

McCree is top tier cancer and op as fuck

Nerf when
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>>143662353

you killed a telepad once
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>tfw some other guy keeps taking my Mercy and I have to pick something else
>pick POOINLOO

Symmetra is actually really fucking strong like holy shit Genji and Tracerfucking shits kept trying to fight me and getting dicked

DESIGNATED
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>>143661963
you get a gold medal for having the most eliminations on your team, silver for 2nd most, bronze for 3rd most

etc for all the other categories
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>>143661834
if you can guess my main then i'd be happy.
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>>143662483

>MeiCree in bottom tier
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>>143662483
>vg247
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>enemy team doesn't know how to contest the payload
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>>143662402
If they're that good, then they would perform infinitely better with a hero other than D.va, as long as that hero isn't Zenyatta.

D.va sucks, it's time to admit that.
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>>143662483

Unbelievably stupid.
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>>143661416
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>do not add rocket jumping to make pharah hard countered by certain classes and not let a skilled player outplay worse players with superior movement
>let CS nerds still dominate their counter classes with their superior point&click skills by making the one of the strongest sniper classes ever seen.
Why does Blizzard hate Quake/TF2 players?
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>>143662483
>McYee tier 3
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>>143662564

Symmetra is nice to have in the early game as defense and nice to have in the late game as offense. Teleport is sick.
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>>143662528

next patch
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Junkrat has the best Highlight Intros and Emotes but the worst skins

Should I buy Rip-Tire or Unfortunate?
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>ENTERING HANAMURA
>Screen goes black
>DEFEAT

Fix this Blizzard.
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forced 50% is real

only way to go beyond is to be a big stack

if you queue alone with 60%> wins, it puts your team against full or near full stacks

i asked my past 10 games, my team would have at most a party of 2 players, and enemy team was always at least 4

the matchmaking is rigged boys
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>>143658978
sauce pls
>>
>ever widow I've had on my team is useless
>decide to give her a spin after all the bitching of her being broken
>takes a few games before I start regularly landing heads hots
>dropping their squishies while positioning agressivly with hook
>kings row and route 66 are my personal fuck toy

Damn boys this is fun. I've gotta get huntress now
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Feels alright man
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STOP PUTTING ME IN GAMES THAT ARE ALREADY RUNNING

YOU KNOW WHY THERE IS AN EMPTY AND OPEN SLOT IN IT? BECAUSE THE TEAM IS LOSING BADLY AND THEY ARE ALL SHIT
THIS IS WHY SOMEONE LEAVES AND NOW YOU PUT ME IN THERE TO SUFFER

STOP THIS

FUCKING SHIT BLIZZARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>143661995
>no challenger
Fail
>>
>>143662483
This tier list is in the “oh no please don’t…” tier
>>
>>143661286
>you will never SPRAD her pussy with your whole hog
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>>143662740
It just gave you a condensed version of attack on Hanamura
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>>143662483
>winston is top tier because you don't have to aim
they sure know their userbase
>>
>>143662742
WHY IS FORCED 50 MEME HERE
ARE ALL OF YOU CLAN IRAQ CULTISTS
>>
>>143662662

hello worse player

pharah can rocket jump

please meditate on your place in the world
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>>143662702

Teleport on offense is so fucking OP.

No rest for the enemies.
>>
>It's a "three snipers on the team" episode
>It's a "teamates pick defense heroes on attack" episode
>It's a "teamates run away from you/don't protect the healer" episode
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>>143662483
Everything I've seen come from that site has been retarded cancer.
This is no different.
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>>143662483
>Winston in Tier 1
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>>143662652
>underpowered hero
>admit that she sucks
Are you stupid? There is no reason to switch if you like playing her and are very good at it as well. It's about viability.
>>
How accurate are those leaderboards?
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>>143662514
I would play with you, but I'm too shy for a lewd guy like you.
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>>143661712
Every time I've used him on Defence, I go like 15-1.
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>>143662742
>winrate

Are you retarded?
>>
>>143662742
>get matches against equally skilled opponents
>receive 50% wr

baffling. bizzare. outrageous.
>>
>>143662897
that and lucio were the things that they actually got right though
>>
>playing pool table the character
>chasing down some annoying fucking tracer
>about to blow all my balls into her face
>teammate mei throws an ice wall infront of the door
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Post your sensitivity bitches

10in/360
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I finally understand how to play WINston right. I just won on fucking Gibraltar by giving everyone the hot monkey dick to keep them from contesting the payload. It all makes sense
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>>143662483
>Junkrat
>Mei
>Needs buffing
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What are D.Va's fetishes?
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>>143662997
Older men
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>>143659941
>>143660254
>>
>>143662924

not even a little
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>>143662913
>It's about viability.
She's not viable.
You're hurting your team by picking her.
But if your team sucks enough to the point where you get any gold medals as D.va, then picking anyone else probably wouldn't have helped you win anyways.
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>look at team
>two hanzos, one genji and two widowmakers
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>>143662997
cum, gangrape, bdsm, choking, large insertions
>>
>>143662997
vore, scat and post vore scat
>>
>>143662836
>>143662946
>>143662954

because the matchmaking is blatantly rigged to move players towards 50%, it's not even something that is hidden or some sort of illuminati shit

blizzard made it do exactly what i wrote, if you're too good you get put vs big stacks, simple as that

want to have high win ratio? always play in a stack with good players

are you seriously going to be ok being put vs stacks when you're alone in RANKED matchmaking later? because blizzard will use the same system :^)
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>>143662997
Memes.
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>>143662997
Robots
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>>143662997
Getting fucked while on killstreaks in cod, same as mine.
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>>143662483
>junkrat in need of buffing
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>>143662838
Give her more charges on E, remove it affecting opponents if you have to, I don't care.
I just want to go fast.
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>>143662483
>Genji that high
>McRee that low
>D.Va that high
>>
>>143661301
Unless they were objective kills they're usually counted for less. Shit sucks
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>>143662424
nah i never post in chat
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>>143663031
delete this
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>>143662997
Machines
>>
>>143659775
>>143659906
I did the same thing on a defence map with two Hanzos and a Widowmaker.
>>
>>143662483

>Le epic dwarf of dead POTG is hard to use

Kekked.
>>
>>143663053
Got a better resource then? I'm curious as to how i stack up against other players of my hero
>>
>>143663054
You have no idea what your talking about and it's embarrassing
>>
>>143662807

This, you should be thankful you didn't have to suffer.
>>
Is this the next esports big bucks jamboree
>>
>>143662483

>Junkrat and Mei need buffing

Holy shit I am laffin
>>
>>143662783
Meanwhile a match that just entered the waiting for players skirmish gets shut down because there are too few players.
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>>143663057
Man, your mmr must be fucking trash.
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>>143663105
>Genji not the best character
Suck on my dick while i fuck your ass with my genji cock, faggot.
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Rate my autism
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>>143662926
I'm not a guy you homo
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>>143662483
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
>>
>>143662858
>its a "Tracer, Genji, Widowmaker" team baseline episode

oh wait thats all the episodes.
>>
>>143663153
but he's right. d.va player here. just pick winston instead, he does the exact same thing while being an infinitely better character
>>
>>143663182
Maybe due to the popularity of it. Doesn't mean it's gonna be a good scene though
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>>143663205
>suck on my dick while i fuck your ass
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>>143662897

Winston is good for his mobility and utility. He can't fight other tanks for shit, but it doesn't really matter if he plays to his strengths.

Once McCREEEEE gets nerfed, he's going to explode in popularity.
>>
Vote for worst players, Genjis or Widowmakers.
>>
>>143663225
Do you prefer "man"?
>>
>losing gibraltar
>6 minutes left
>enemy team has 0.23m left
>switch to mei from reinhardt
>our zenyatta contests
>contest in ice block
>push them back
>just going off headshotting tracers pharahs and mccrees all alike
>the cart is back at the last checkpoint before the game ends
>go on a 21 kill streak from the moment I switched
>"nice cheese" t. enemies

I wish I would play that well every time
>>
>>143663218
What is that
>>
>>143663205
>>143663252
>Genji players
Not even once
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>>143662483
>D.Va in Tier 2
>McCree tier 3
>he’s fallen out of favour
>In need of buffing
>Junkrat
>Mei
>>
>>143662997
Doing terrible terrible damage.
>>
>>143663252
Is there a problem, faggot?
>>
http://www.playdota.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1394726
BE ENLIGHTENED YOU FUCKING FOOLS
LET THE MASTER HIMSELF TEACH YOUY
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>>143662483
>Symmetra is a good team member who can be replaced later, once the Ultimate Ability has been put to good use.

NO

FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
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who /getting rsi from playing too much/ here?

My wrist is fucking killing me
>>
>>143662483
>Tracer is an all-rounder
>Bastion is an all-rounder
>Zenyatta is specific
>Torbjorn is offense
what the FUCK were they smoking
>>
>>143663252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ty1p0ZlCXw
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>>143663347
yeah, your dick isn't big enough to go call the way through
>>
>>143663054
This is terrible, terrible bait. Please kill yourself.
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>>143663227
Meanwhile i 2-shot everything that isn't a tank and tanks that aren't reinhardt are piss easy to kill
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>>143663369
Me and I love it
Haven't had this much fun in a long time
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>>143663281
Genjis because Widowmaker in the right hands can instantly rape a team.
>>
>>143663367
Who need poo in the loo anyway
literal cannon fodder
>>
How long does the XP penalty for leaving last? Not that it really matters, because I'm going to continue leaving in the middle of the game if my team sucks shit.
>>
>>143663390
>implying
Want to bet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ty1p0ZlCXw
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>>143663369
Here. I'm way too young for this shit.
>>
>>143662997
getting raped
cumplay
cosplay sex
getting fucked through clothes (bodysuits)
>>
>>143663369
>right hand hurts from healing as mercy for hours
>left hand hurts from masturbating
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>>143663369
Meeeeee
>>
Nothing like a 6 game loss streak to start the day bringing me back down to 56%

All stomps too
>>
>>143662659
>kill 3 people as Junkrat
>get killed by a Tracer or Genji
>they run on top of my corpse and get killed

every time
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WOW FUCKING BLIZZARD FORCED 50% WIN RATE
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>>143662897
Why did you keep shooting after his shield went up
>>
I haven't been in these threads since the beta. What did I miss?
>>
>>143662483
Reminder that these are the people Blizzard listen to and there is nothing you can do about it.
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>>143663448

google it faggot
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>>143663448
like 3 or 4 games was it for me
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>>143660008
>"Guys, let them come to me so I can get headshots"
>We're attacking
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>>143663281
Genji, because I see decent widowmakers once in a while. Meanwhile every genji on my team is always off roleplaying Naruto or some shit.
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>>143663301
I prefer princess. ^___~
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>>143662483
>Roadhog in the "difficult to use" tier
>>
>>143663470
>bind mouse4 to walk forward
>mouse5 backwards
>mwup is wings
>mwdn is ult
still better controls than console
>>
>>143663442
That's what I thought before I had to play her, she is a fucking terrible support but a really good sneaky defense character and her poobeam does really surprising damage
>>
>>143663497

Why would you stop?
>>
>>143663369
Haven't gotten that, but I have had trouble sleeping because for whatever reason my brain keeps imagining entire matches of Overwatch while I'm in bed trying to sleep and I can't do anything about it.
>>
Thinking about buying overwatch lads, got a couple questions.

I already know it's fun, it looks really fun.

Is there any power creep?
Is the free to play style micro transaction really in your face?
Any skill ceilings?

a guy told me the ultimate's were like I win buttons, he was exaggerating right?
>>
>>143663369
My back, eyes, wrist and my head all hurt.
>>
>>143660695
And then Mei the Bea happens
>>
>>143663590
shame you are not in eu
>>
>>143662997

Fuck you, I need to fap now
>>
>>143663593
I will have to set this up to optimise healslut gameplay

ty
>>
>>143663639
DEFEAT
>>
>join match
>loading screen never disappears
>"you will be removed from the match if you remain inactive"
>"you were removed from the match due to inactivity"

>alt tabbing on main menu
>ui disappears, characters disappear, screen is blurred
>keys do nothing
>forced to restart just to keep playing

Fix your fucking shit blizz jesus christ
>>
>>143663643
>power creep
no
>micro transactions
no
>skill ceilings
low as fuck except for like 3 heroes
>>
>>143663487
negro I don't want to admit how many times the final gift kills me as mercy
>see a dude with critical hp
>jump to them
>they just killed a junkrat
>there is no way to stop the jump in midair
>>
>>143663639
I had this too. I tried taking a break during the afternoon yesterday and not even 5 minutes later I was wanting to play again.
>>
What's with the D.Va obsession?
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>>143663450
>rap
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>insane damage potential
>defensive backbone of your team in almost any situation
>losers get mad about getting their asses handed to them by a pink-haired butch

why don't you play Super Zario?
>>
>>143662997
dominating pathetic virgins, both in-game and in-bedroom

she also likes to sit on Tracer's face and show her what a real ass is like
>>
>>143663367

Whaat does that even mean? The telepprter goes away of she is switched out. They didnt even play the game apparently.
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So forced 50 is a meme right? I'm also solo queueing.
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>there are people defending bad forced 50% matchmaking system
>there are people defending 20 tick
>there are people thinking mccree needs nerfs
>there are people thinking mei 150 bodyshot damage spikes are ok
>there are people thinking widowmaker is perfectly fine
>>
>>143663643
Only thing you pay for is cosmetics and no ultimates are not win buttons.
>>
>>143660679
There were games when I couldn't even finish loading before I got kicked.
>>
>>143663590
Princess(male)
>>
>>143663721
fuck off
>>
>it's a "you've suddenly lost all semblance of skill for seemingly no reason to the point where you can't even kill a reinhardt as widow anymore" episode
>>
>>143663726
Because she is more fun to kill with metal balls
>>
>>143663590
I bet
>>143663591
Maybe i'm just retarded but i find myself having a hard time with him and destroying with genji.
>>
>team doesn't even ATTEMPT to get to control point
>widowmaker way in the back trying to snipe through a small crack
>gets like one shot off every minute

I'm so angry
>>
>>143658978
I want to like D.Va. I really want to. But she's underpowered as hell.
>Stand back
>do zero damage
>jet in
>do piddly damage and then die
The only way to get semi-respectable stats as her is to play her like a support who happens to be tanky. Meanwhile, every other charcter in her category can melt faces under the right circumstances.
>>
>>143663716
Yeah except press space
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>>143662483
>people take this seriously.
>>
>tfw all the alternate skins are worse than the original except for Nomad Genji and maybe overgrown bastion
>>
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Mei is fun. Such a troll class. Feels good to ruin the game for everyone.
>>
How do I stop aiming with my wrist after only using my wrist for years
>>
>>143663716
>no way to stop the jump in midair

fucking this. what it should be is you glide automatically, and alt fire halts your momentum and stomps to the ground
>>
>>143663630
To move into the shield and keep shooting him, silly.
>>
>>143663848
Cool.
>>
why is this game so horribly laggy?

could download it at 2mb/second but can't even fucking play it because of lag.
>>
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>>143663643
>Is there any power creep?
the game just came out


>Is the free to play style micro transaction really in your face?
no

>Any skill ceilings?
none that you would ever reach faggot
>>
>>143663798
Just abuse her boost and get in their faces, and play hit and run when you're out of the mech.
>>
>>143663769
tfw no princess (male) to play overwatch with
>>
>Level 45 on our team
>Think to myself maybe this time I can have decent team mate
>He is utter shit and I get 5 gold medals as a fucking Zen
>>
>>143663738
It means that teleporter isn't needed after first objective has been lost
>>
>be mercy
>get 51% winrate
>next match my entire team is drooling retards
eternal 50%
>>
>>143663837
Cute belly!
>>
OH SHIT BASTOIN GOT DA PLAY

:OOO

FUK THIS SHIT GONNA BE GOOD LES SEE WHAT THIS NIGGA DOES??!?!?
...
:o
:0
:O
JESUS THAT WAS SICK!HOW HE DO THAT??????? !!!!
>>
>>143663721
it's a loli and virgins like lolis
>>
>>143663725
>Liking whitey music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsBV-P9gIC0
>>
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>he didnt stop at 1 win
>he doesnt have 100% winrate
>>
>>143663850
Make mouse sensitivity ridiculously low. Arm movement will naturally follow.
>>
>>143663850
Lift your palm up off the table. Move from the shoulder.

>>143663886
ICE pun.

>>143663643
>Any skill ceilings?
If you've never played it, you've already reached the skill ceiling. It's that low. You'll have to crawl on the ground to avoid hitting your head on the skill ceiling.
>>
Is Torbjorn the best for KDR on defence?
>>
>>143663850
Why would you not use your wrist
>>
>>143663924
Who was he using?

And level practically means nothing, all you gotta do is play the game a lot.
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>>143663969
every game until you like it.
>>
>>143663714
I disagree with the skill ceiling there.
Techniques like Lucio's wallriding, Widow's grapple jumping, Junkrat's double bomb, Pharah's E boost, and overall fast pace of the game make for quite the high skill ceiling.

I get it, this isn't Quake III, but the ceiling is still pretty high.

Even with ultimates
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>>143663919
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>>143663837
No she isn't. She is morbidly obese.
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How did D.VA ever get so popular here
Is it just ironic?
Is it post-ironic?
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>>143661202
everyone picks him
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>>143663982
>thinking people give a shit about your stats
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>>143663939
>play mercy and only mercy all day for 8 hours straight
>think I did alright
>check masteroverwatch
>43% winrate as mercy
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>>143663798
You're playing her the wrong way.
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>>143663982
>100% winrate

You must be the best player in the world according to /owg/
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>>143663643
Ults are "I'm here please shoot me" buttons in most cases
Others are "I hope someone is dumb enough to get hit by this" buttons
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>>143663981
get out of here you damn wigger
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>unironic frogposting
this general stinks
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How the fuck do I play genji
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>>143664053
Perfect cutie hypersexual asian waifu
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>>143663972
>D. Va
>loli
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Zarya is for hugs and kisses
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>Hanamura defense
>let's try Torbjorn and see how bad he is
>4 gold medals and POTG
>POTG is me spectating and getting revived

Absolutely based hero.
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>>143661202
Mei is the most fun character. You can literally shutdown an entire attacking team by yourself. Genji is just an autistic weeaboo's wetdream.
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>>143664053
She's the sex symbol.
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>>143664089
are you cute
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>>143663675
Play with the lag. :^)

>>143663769
ADD ME AND FIND OUT

>>143663793
Oh yah? (:
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Does having fun mean going like "I FUCKING GOT KILLED BY BASTION"?

I feel like I'm the only one who took the red pill and see the bullshit called Overwatch.
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>>143664089
>average 2 gold medals a game
>39% win rate
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>>143663939
>forced 50%

You mean "working matchmaking"?
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>>143664152
yeah i do alright
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>>143664053
it's one or two autists spamming
d.va is useless
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>leave game because the enemy is a 6 man stack
>re-queue 2 minutes later
>get put in the same server
so, is the userbase already this low?
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>>143664053
idk man, other tanks for me are not fun or entertaining, i picked d.va because "lol why not" and she is now my 2nd most played character
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>>143664053
Nope. /vg/ has always had the exact same tastes as reddit and gaf, they're just more tsundere about it.

They fell for le gamer chik as soon as she was revealed. Now they're deluding themselves that D. Va is a thirsty slut, and not a domineering bitch who gets off on being a cocktease.
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>>143664113
Press buttons and point at the enemy. You win.

>>143664169
You're so unique and smart. We're all impressed by your red pilling. Did Morpheus personally recruit your for the war against the machines?
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is it true that d.va transitioned to female
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What are his fetishes?
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>>143664208

Just means they're at your MMR despite being a 6 stack.
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>>143664202
Show your stats and hero playtime lad.
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D.Va is for sexualizing.
D.Va has the perfect body of a young, sexually frustrated teen eager for romance while her feminine instincts urge her to become pregnant.
D.Va is for eager conversations on her stream chat and gradual transitions to private PMs where you flirt and discuss your shared interests.
D.Va is for dating, meeting up in her casual disguise so you can both go undisturbed. For holding hands and stealing a kiss to leave her blushing and flustered.
D.Va is for being lovers, watching her game from behind while you tweak her perky chest and massage her shoulders, or get horny and distract her by sliding your thick cock down the small of her back and in between her plump ass cheeks.
D.Va is for fervent fucking, rolling around in the sheets while you try to pin her down and thrust to kiss her womb. For letting her moan and suck on your fingers while you lick her pussy to orgasm.
D.Va is for being dominated, for having your new mistress demand respect while you watch her enjoy controlling you. For being teased to the brink and forced repeatedly to hold it in or be punished.
D.Va is for loving, for handholding while she leglocks you to stay inside. For playful glances as she traces the outline of your cock first with her tiny hands and then with her tongue.
D.Va is for teasing, for pretending to be more interested in other women 8th public to see her jealous. For sitting her on your lap and watching her squirm as your hard cock presses her anus but doesn't penetrate while you play with her clit and suck on her neck.
D.Va is for building a family, for abandoning her skinsuit and putting on casual clothes as her stomach bulge grows, for being told you made her truly happy as she gives birth to your child. For teaching your new child to game together and truly finding happiness.
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so when I join a match and I lose before the models even load up...does that count as a loss for me?
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>>143664261
Ageplay
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>>143660670
>Not wanting to okay freeze the big stupid knight mode
Senpai youre living a bring life
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>>143663837
If only fat people in real life could be as attractive.
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>>143664250
Well she's supposed to be a pro gamer, so almost 100% sure
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>>143664175

Can we put a note in the OP or something explaining why talking about "winrate" is retarded? It's like half the posts by the same 12 year olds who slept through basic elementary school math.
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why does this game have such high GPU usage on THE FUCKING MENU
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Why does McCree's flashbang stun instead of blinding you? Why does it work when you arent even looking at it?
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>>143664208
you're going to get put vs stacks no matter what if you queue alone and your winrate is above 50%

have fun

>>143664262
no, not how that works
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>>143664110
Welcome to 2016 4chan, we Facebook now
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>>143664261
Underage beaners
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>>143664175
>play genji
>want to be the very best, like no one ever was
>2 hours of play time
>30% winrate
>overall winrate of 40%
>never again
>winrate back up to 52%
the dream is dead
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/owg/ - D.Va General
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1150 dpi zowie ec2 28 sensibility
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>>143664017
>Even with ultimates
lies
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>>143663793
press chain

collect kill
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>>143664175
>check heroes tab
>go to mercy
>2 of those 8 hours were on fire
>average 2.87 gold medals per game

I think I can safely blame my team here
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>>143664102
>Wigger
Changing up what you call us huh?
Well fuck you cracker.
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>>143664250
I hope so, just for the online reaction when it is revealed
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I wanna out a baby in Dva
she'll be a good mommy and wife
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mod to enable this as background music on Dorado when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCRvwLKb8Es
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>headshotting Widowmakers from afar
>meatshotting Roadhogs as they hook me in
Holy shit Torbjorn's gun is so good
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Based on the tierlists, is D.Va meant to be underused? Why do I see 3-4 people using her every match?
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>>143664318
it's literally just owg
I don't see it in any other generals
or tumblr or facebook for that matter
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>>143659785
Commando 76
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>>143664325
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How the FUCK do you deal with a McCree that's constantly coming from behind corners to flank you?
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>dream about symmetra
>wake up and play some
>tilted
>lose all games
>stop

sigh
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>>143663205
but genji has no cock only boipucci
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>>143660804
>can literally kill everything in the game in one pop
>climbs walls and moves fast
>blast radius the size of a capture point
Wow, such amazing balance.
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>>143663281
Genjis
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>>143664301
enlighten me, why does winrate not matter, especially if I mostly play in six stack?
or are you just trying to convince yourself that your *sick streak* was all that mattered in all those games you never touched the payload?
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>>143664053
She's a young and cute asian looking girl in a tight bodysuit who loves cum
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>>143664313
I don't mind smaller stacks, but if a team bumrushes a point with 6 ults coordinated no bunch of random palyers stands a chance
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>>143664435
cool concept
rocket boost is one of the most fun abilities in the game
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>>143664448
you don't
mccree counters lonewolfs and promotes teamplay
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>>143664435

The tier list is virtually irrelevant.
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>>143663912
But that's my problem, even when I jet into their faces I can barely 1v1 a 200HP hero.
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>>143664289
Boring fucking mobile is shit
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>>143664436
People unironically post Facebook frog all over /vg/ and /v/ all the time.
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>>143664270
>No one will ever say this about you
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>>143662997

her butt is sideways
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>>143664153
>oh yah
Yes actually you are a guy and no amount of brain power can change that.
>>143664457
>Implying
Nope he has a robo cock, boipussy is for faggots.
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>>143664448
>getting flanked by the slowest class
Are you retarded? Only time I ever die to McCree is when I get too aggressive with Winston and don't notice the team comp of the group I'm jumping into.
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>>143664153
>>143664152
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>>143664261
Milfs
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>>143664448
Tracer fucks him up. Just bait flash bang and pepper with M1.
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>>143664008

Probably wants to play with lower sensitivity for accuracy and low sens + wrist only movement kinda blows
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Can anyone confirm that hard bot games give more exp?
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>>143664270
>implying that D. Va doesn't know the value of her hot, tight, teenage body.
>implying she doesn't despise her fans and only puts up with them in exchange for fame and money
>implying that she would ever be submissive in bed
>implying she wouldn't make you worship her feet
>implying that she wouldn't tie you down and tease you until you're a slave to her pussy
>implying she would ever sacrifice her perfect body for pregnancy
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>>143664325
basado
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>>143664448
reflect his stun
or stun him first
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>won 70/136 matches

wow I thought you guys were just memeing it up about this forced 50% shit...
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>>143664473
Dude just play against easy bots, you'll have a 99% winrate and feel really good about yourself.

If you want to play against evenly skilled opponents, your winrate will always approach 50%. If you win a lot you play better opponents, if you lose a lot you play worse opponents. I don't see what's so hard to understand.
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REMINDER TO NOT QUEUE ALONE AS IT PUTS YOU VS 4+ STACKS TO MOVE YOU TOWARDS 50%
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help i'm bad at this game and now everybody knows it
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>highest accuracy as genji is 66%
Damn that's way better than I expected
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>>143664608
>playing against literal aimbots
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>>143660964
I actually agree with them too, but I think they're getting shit for being too mean and calling names.
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>>143664536
>>143664494
I wasn't lonewolfing. He kept picking people off on their deathruns back to the payload.
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>6 torbjorn defence on volkswagon
>turrets on the rotating platforms
>constant molten core
what do you do
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>>143664654
I wish it was 50%. I'm at 42. Send help.
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>>143664669
Go back to /tesg/ Zix
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>>143664669
>ima record that and put it on youtube or something
Anon...
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>>143664569
>bait flash bang
>As Tracer
How, exactly? It's god damn near instant.
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>>143664660
>tfw faggot dude bro friends won't play Overwatch because "it looks cartoony and has no blood"
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>>143664704
Ez, just cheese with reinhardt
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>>143664654
>forced 50%

You mean "working matchmaking"?
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NERF FUCKING WIDOWCUNT YET HOLY FUCK THIS IS MORE EZ MODE THAN THE TF2 SNIPER WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS FUCKING NONSENSE

IF YOU DEFEND THIS SHIT YOU GOT SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS
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>>143664704
most people here play on PC so it isn't any different for them
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>>143659931
muh projection
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...but why is everyone in this general so mean to each other? thought we were all friends or something?
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>>143664615
Please don't ruin D.Va for me, she's all I have.
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REMINDER TO NOT QUEUE ALONE AS IT PUTS YOU VS 4+ STACKS TO MOVE YOU TOWARDS 50%

FORCED 50% IS REAL

BLIZZARD LEARNED FROM THE MASTERS, VALVE
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>>143664750
Alternatively stay out of flash range and blink back when he rolls forward to try to get the drop on you

Also prediction + reflexes
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>>143664669
what a play
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>>143664750
>How, exactly? It's god damn near instant.
Nah, you just peek at him and press S and blink. McCrees always instinctively mash E but you are already far away.
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>>143664669
Do you monitor this thread now?
Can I yell at you about Appchan here too?
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Christ Zenyatta is useless
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>>143664731
snipe one and use the platform to collect your cap
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Please remove Mei from the game, Blizzard. Thanks.
While you're at it, get Junkrat, too.
Also please buff Zenyatta.
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>>143664660
B-but with whom should I queue then?
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>>143664842
>One time out of 2 the tickrate will fuck you in the ass
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>>143664750
It's range is really short. Stay medium range and move a ton
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>>143664538
I like to think so.
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>>143661673
Sent, I need more NAfriends.
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>>143664615
>implying she wouldn't make you worship her feet
good
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>>143664669
>potg
>1 kill after ages

how shit was that players to put you as potg
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>>143661308
>bug fixes
>new maps/game modes
>no new hero for 6 months

a man can dream
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>>143664742
I don't wanna.

>>143664743
well, 4chan is as good as anywhere else.

>>143664852
I'm not sure if I should be embarrassed that it's POTG because it was awful, or because the people I play with are at least as bad as me.

>>143664936
this.
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I like it when D.Va dies violently.
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>>143664825
first day on 4chan?

>>143664879
>Christ Zenyatta is the most fun support
FTFY
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>>143663369
Is this your first addictive multiplayer game or what
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>>143664765
working matchmaking would mean that games are close

forced 50 results in the asspounding steamrolls you see in OW
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>really close game
>almost over
>barely winning
>Lost connection to server
Good job Blizzard. Not only did you DC me for no reason, I can't rejoin and get the xp/stats I deserve for that game.
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>mei's attack will now only slow you, but not freeze you

Fixed. Throw me your panties.
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>>143664839
If you ever do queue, you're gonna want a group of exactly 6 players. If you queue with 4, like I have been doing, it's going to set you up with 2 useless idiots while the other team is 6 people grouped up and on the mic if you win too many matches.

At least if you're a group of 6 competent players you'll frequently get paired against another group of 6 competent players for some fun fights.
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>>143664448
most mcree players are faggots that just camp a medkit in some little room somewhere and cheese kills by flashbanging people who walk in.

if he's a retarded mcree who stands out in the open, shit on him with any long-mid range hero.

if he's camping inside a building, pick junkrat and flush him out.
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>>143664893
You need to cool off. I can help.
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>Got Young Master Hanzo

Not too bad
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>>143664983
>>143664984
Stop teasing people about their first times
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My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
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>>143664752
>has no blood

But it doessssss
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>>143664191
Working matchmaking is when you and your teammates are all the same skill level. And you feel like you lost because the other team outplayed you.

The current matchmaking can take one high mmr person, slap on a bunch of low mmr people and somehow expect him to carry. Making you lose because your team was bad.
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>>143664979
you have to or I'm gonna tell them how bad you are
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>>143665018

The issue with Mei isn't even her left click, it's her right. Anyone who can aim and isn't a tank/support can out damage her when she's using the snowthrower.
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>>143664191
"working matchmaking" is when you play with similarily competent or incompetent people against a team that's roughly at the same level.
It's not when you're put with drooling imbeciles vs a coordinated team. Constantly stomping or getting stomped is not a "working matchmaking". Close matches are when it actually works as intended.
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>>143665006
>I can't rejoin and get the xp/stats I deserve for that game
You do
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>>143664893
here is your free (You)

Stop me if you hear this one before.
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>>143664893
>buff Zenyatta
lol no.

aim better.
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>>143665098
jokes on you, I already told all the people I care about.
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>>143665065
but you're not a wolf though...
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>>143665018
thats a fucking retarded idea
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>found a bug where if you are lagging/losing packets, ult callouts might not happen
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>>143665018
>Mei is now useless
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>>143664936
I got a sick potg understanding tip for you right now
the potg is randomly chosen in a one of a set of conditions
two of the conditions are "shutdown" and "lifesaver", which are written in orange at the bottom of the screen. as you can see, his is shutdown
these two conditions are responsible for the least interesting potgs because they don't require you to kill 3 people. shutdown I think is killing people with their ult out? but it might be streak related. lifesaver is just killing someone about to kill someone else. you potg could just be you killing a 20 hp reinhardt as he has someone pinned, and that's it
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what's the worst OW feeling?

>defend decently entire match
>lose in the final five seconds

fucking kill me
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why do pharah's rocket jump feel so slow? its like im dead weight in the air or something. wish it felt a little better
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>>143664893
Zenyatta's health is the only thing preventing him from being completely game-breakingly OP
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>>143665156
please come home I miss you
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Why the FUCK does mercy's ult charge so quickly
Thats fucking retarded
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this, but with pertinent heroes
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>tell bastion in my team to switch because he doesn't contribute at all at attacking
>he goes full autistic meltdown and ends up staying at spawnpoint

Nice to see the people behind those left-click potgs.
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Which Overwatch would you impregnate?
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>>143665193
>Go on /owg/
>There's some tripfag like straight out of /tf2g/

Truely the worst feel
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>>143662783
>try to raise my winrate with reaper
>join game, intending to really help the team
>literally 8 seconds on the timer, thy haven't even opened the payload on Hollywood
>DEFEAT
Why? WHY?
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>>143665109
>Anyone who can aim and isn't a tank/support can out damage her

Roadhog can also outdamage her left click, especially since she has to get in range of his scrap gun to freeze him. Roadhog is one of the most vulnerable characters to her right click though. Very slow and a big target, extremely easy to headshot.
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>>143664912
self esteem is great, girl
I just don't want to fall in an ebin ruse cruise.
(clothed) pic pls?
Also, you'd better be fun
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>>143665193

Taking A really easily and then being unable to break through B for 7 minutes until you lose.
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>>143661673
This better not be a trick
I just want to play video games
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>>143665193
>Join game in progress
>Nepal
>Stuck in spawn, get mowed down by a bastion standing right against the plane/carrier/thing
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>>143665229
All asian girls in this game look white, sorry
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>>143665216
stop focusing tanks and instead focus Mercy. Her ult only charges if she's healing people.
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>>143664828
Don't worry, anon. She'll still be your perfect girlfriend.

At least in public.

In private, well, she might not have much time for you. But she'll still make sure you're satisfied. Whenever you start feeling lonely, she'll work her mouth on you, smugly smiling as you writhe under her heavenly tongue. Whenever you start feeling doubts about your relationship, she'll take you inside her pussy and take all your worries away. And whenever she's too busy to spend time with you, she'll send a submissive slut like Mei or Tracer over to service you.

All she asks in return is that you worship her. Lick her soft belly, suck her perky tits, massage her cute feet, let her sit on your face as she plays games. All while calling her mistress, goddess, whatever she demands. Just surrender to her and all the pleasures of her perfect body will be yours to enjoy.
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>>143665258
At least we can be content with the fact that he is bad and constantly losing.
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>>143665290
>traveling to volskaya industries
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>>143665258
dsg, m8
I barely browsed tf2g
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>>143665253
Zarya. Passionately while kissing her deeply.
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>>143663798
desu you used the word tanky so that means you're playing her wrong

Disrupting is the best way to describe her. You're a huge, contrastring target with pretty much a second chance in case you get fucked up. You have infinite ammo and you don't need to reload, so you can constantly keep pressure on enemies. The boost isn't just a way to get from the spawn to the cap asap - you can actually utilize it to flank the fuck out of everyone, or jet when it's too dangeours. The ultimate, just like everything else that explodes, is great for denying caps/carts. Remember to use jetboost first before activating it for more funsies

she's not a tank
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>>143665193
>Join game, immediately shows DEFEATED and your name on the score screen.
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>>143665082
wrong picture m8 plus if you dont have this with tracer just stop playing with her
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>>143665332
>This better not be a trick
He say's he's a semi-decent D.va and that he's cute.
That means he doesn't actually want to play the game, he wants to ERP.
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>>143665253
Junkrat
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>>143665253
Depends, do I have to deal with the children after?
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>>143662967
25inches/360

my right arm is ripped as a result
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>>143664879
>Only support that can heal AND carry

I think you are just bad bro
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>>143665216

People padding their meters and doing chip damage to tanks charge it really easily. If I'm Mercy and we've got a D.Va/Hog on a KotH map then I can usually get my ult before the point is even active.
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Is there a Discord group?
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So coming up to 1k coins soon, Mako, Sharkbait, Nevermore (though I already have Mariachi) or a few emotes/highlight intros?
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>>143665494
Go ERP somewhere else
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>>143665443
Motherfuck.
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>>143664901
I know people meme hard on the tick rate, but combine that with the fact that i have never been below 50 ping (east coast, wtf) and it can really fuck with you sometimes.
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>>143665513
Roadhog skins look like shhhiiiiiiiitttt
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>>143665380
Actually it charges if she damage amps too
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>tfw no one but me will ever get legendary in my games because I always vote for myself
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When will we get a character representing this country?
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>>143662967
17 inches/360
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>>143661640
You fucking faggot level means nothing I fucking hate you stupid fucking assholes who expect me to be good just because I'm level 47 you get nearly as much EXP losing as you do winning you dumb shit even bad players will be high levels. Fuck I hate you so much stop expecting me to to do well just because my level is high I hope you've learned your lesson after reading my post.
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>>143664261
Powerplay and handholding
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>>143665383
D.Va doesn't need someone to serve her she needs me to love her and be her partner.
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>>143665570
that's mei anon
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>>143665570
we already have isis gundam
>>
>really like zenyatta because he's fun
>half his health is armor and the rest is hp
This is so shit, it's so low and insignificant.
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>>143665556
same problem: she should be dead.
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>>143665570
Isn't there already a German character?
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>>143665550
oh look, a nonanswer.
>>
>Play pharah
>Feels like my rockets are nerfguns
>enemy pharah
>rockets feel like ICBMs hitting me with splash damage like 50 feet away
every time
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>>143665654
>9gag
>>
Mei was made for little bitch babies who couldnt get into FPS games and need someone to stand still for a solid 6-7 seconds in order for them to be able to hit them

fuck this obese piece of shit chinese cunt
>>
>only one person votes for you
>you have to vote for yourself so it doesn't look like you voted for yourself
Anyone else know this feel?
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>>143665654
>9gag

kys
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>>143665654
Battleborn has like 3k players it's D E A D
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>>143665654
>The Division
>Battleborn and Overwatch even having a fight
>9gag.com
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>>143665602
All she needs you to do is fuck off and let her play video games.
You can also subscribe to her Omnic Kaiju hunting stream.
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>>143665726
Yes, every time.
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>>143665513
islander
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>>143665620
he's one of the highest damage potential characters in the game of course he shouldnt be healthy
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>>143665332
>>143665443
Yah I'm fucking tricking you into playing OW with me.
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>>143665719

Kill her first.
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>>143665654
this would be a good comparison is the brown monkey were on a wheelchair, lacked both arms and suffered cerebral palsy
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>>143665654
>9gag
>the division
stop
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>>143665654
>9gag
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>level 25
>a single SHIT legendary for fucking SYMMETRA
>one single (250) skin for fucking roadhog who I never play
>open this for level 26
FUCK

THIS

SHIT
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>>143665702
>Enemy Pharah is constantly hovering in the air
>Nobody ever takes her out
>I jump over a curb
>6 snipers obliterate my face instantaneously
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>>143660674
not in a game where assists count as kills
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>>143665774
I just want to see you naked tho...
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>>143665253
Only the commander, only the best
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>>143663182
I hope not. Esports are cancerous. Look at dota, LoL, sc2 and "hearthstone" (top lel)

all fucking cancer
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>>143665719
>play Mei
>never use her left click
>stand off in the distance getting headshots with the right click
>ice wall and freeze myself when in danger
>get the 20 killstreak achievement
Mei is a better sniper than Hanzo.
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>>143665771
yea he can put out damage with the discord and then the balls but it's too little still.
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>>143665862
This feel too :(
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>>143665082
Mai naim iz naht impohtent. Wha iz impohtent iz wha am gonna do... ai jus fookin ate dis worl. An da uman wohms feestin on iz cahrcass. Mah ole life iz just cold, bitta haytred. An ai alwhays wannid ta die violently, luv. Dis ere iz da time o vengance an no life iz whats worth savin it ain't. An aill put az many in da grave as ai can. It's time fa me ta kill. An iz time fa me ta die. Mai gennoside crusayd beegins ere.
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>>143665774
heh I guess I'll bite
>>
>>143665769
Islander/Toa look like absolute shit with fucked up toes.
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>>143665857
>the ayy lmao faces

everytime
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>>143665857
at least it's not a duplicate
:^)
>>
why is it so hard to aim as d.va
there is something in her shit that makes me lose all my aiming capability
maybe it is the slow down and i cant properly move with my enemy
>>
>>143660848
Like the others I'm not sure if this is copy pasta but will post assuming it isn't. I used to meditate and stuff a lot and my life was great. I stopped and things got shitty for a long time. Lately they've been improving but I've hesitated on meditating again. Though I fell in love with Tracer right away and wanted to play her, Zenyatta called to me more and I just kick so much ass with him. I even got the skin I wanted in my second day playing, the Sunyatta skin. The stuff he says vibes with me too and is really inspiring me to meditate. You should try too. If you do it a lot you'll really understand the state of mind Zenyatta seems to be in. It changes EVERYTHING and is just incredible. I'm going to start doing it again for sure. Things will get better anon. You seem like a really chill person and you seem like you'd make a great friend. Good vibes /owg/. I fucking love you guys.
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>>143665885
>Hearthstone is esports now
No fucking way you're serious.

WHY
H
Y
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>>143660487
isn't that leaver penality bullshit?
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>>143665862
>tfw I'm that enemy Pharah
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>>143660852
There's a metric shitton of sfm porn blogs doing Overwatch videos, it's not that damn hard to find
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>>143665857
a good symmetra is a fucking monster
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>>143665570
>Tracer
>Widowmaker
>Reinhardt

what do you mean?
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>used to snipe a lot on CS:S
>never played Widow
>would be good if I could practise her
>we always have one on our team so I can never pick her anyway
>the one on our team is always worse than the one on their team
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>>143665774
pls accept friend request
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>>143665857
I feel you bro
I've had one single legendary from +20 loot boxes to a character I've never played and never will

Rest of the boxes have been nothing but 3 white 1 blue shit, mostly sprays and voice lines

so fucking rigged, people who use money on the boxes have better drop rates
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so where is d.va's head? where do you aim for the headshot while she is in the meka?
her real head, or the whole thing that's the meka's head?
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>>143666065
worst feeling
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>>143666090
the window
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>>143665119
You do what? Get the xp?
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>>143666065
shit widow = no widow
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>>143666090
Windshield
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>Play Genji
>No one's shooting the Pharah and she ruins the game
>Play Soldier 76
>No one's shooting Reinhardt and he ruins the game
>Play Tracer
>No one's shooting the McRee and he ruins the agme

I can't counter everything at once you shitbags
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>>143665809
>>143665792
>>143665745
>>143665735
>>143665712
you act like this place is any better than 9gag LOL
they're both equally shit
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>Genji has the epic 1HKO sword and mobility out the ass, also blocks anything you throw at him
>McCree has the skillful E+RMB
>Pharah can push you off the map, does ridiculous damage without even hitting you
>Reaper has le PoTG Q
>Soldier 76 literally uses autoaim
>Tracer never dies because she can't be hit by anyone and just flies around the map like a retard
>Bastion
>Hanzo with the simple geometry that somehow always kills any character by shooting at their feet
>Junkrat the "Lemme spam LMB the whole game from the distance and still get kills"
>Mei is Mei
>Torbjorn who can just wank while his turret kills everyone and a gun that does more damage than anything but Widowmaker/Hanzo
>Widowmaker is already being played by the MLG CoD kiddies who do their super-cool zoom-in, zoom-out technique non-stop and are able to get kills on anyone halfway across the map
>D.Va is pretty shit overall
>Reinhardt with the extremely proactive shield the Bastion/Widowmaker gameplay, oh and also I can stun your entire team at a whim
>Roadhog, Hook>Shot>Instakill
>Winston, Mr. 50DPS on your entire team and never dies
>Zarya the Russian dyke, nuff said
>Lucio who you NEED to have in any team to even have a chance at winning
>Mercy who just revives her entire team and enables half the heroes to oneshot anyone
>Symmetra is fine I think
>Zenyatta is literal garbage

3 heroes that they didn't make absolutely infuriating to play against. Amazing.
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>play Zenyetta
>pal tells me to play something else because he's bad
>he's the only hero I'm good with and enjoy
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>zipping around at the speed of sound on Lucio
>single particle of frost barely grazes the side of my arm
>come to a screeching halt and slogging around an america on a treadmill

not cool
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>>143665494
Nope, just the reddit one
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>143666174
>equally
they're both shitty sure, but saying they're equally shitty is just wrong
>>
>>143662483
>His orbs benefit teammates regardless of where he is on the map because he isn’t restricted by line-of-sight. The only way to stop his Orb buffing/nerfing is to kill him.
>>
>>143666148
Yes
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>>143666201
just play him then fuck it
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>>143666065
Serious question: why people are definitely so obsessed with snipers in all games?
Is that something about satisfaction of killing someone with minimal risks ?
>>
Which female character would fuck me in Amazon Position?
Anal only.
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>>143666231
thanks, mate
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>>143666201
He's fine as long as people don't expect you to be the main source of healing.
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>>143661673
Hey Im not sure if you are still here but I sent you a request.
CouchTomato#1228
I'll take any other requests too if anybody wants to play with me on NA
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>>143666080
> people who use money on the boxes have better drop rates
Well, I bought five and got nothing. I guess five is not enough for good goy special drop rate.
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>>143666278
mlg memesters wanna prove how pro they are and snipers are the most mlg class
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>>143666281
Then it's not amazon it's missionary
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>>143666281
the fuck is amazon position?
>>
STOP MAKING ME FILL IN SHIT TEAMS HOLY SHIT MATCHMAKING PLEASE
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>>143666281
no one because you are ugly
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>>143666194
>zarya
>dyke
fuck off karl
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>>143666251
it's a dated list, that chap must've only played the closed beta
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>>143666201

>"pal" telling you what to play

Shiggydiggy. My two friends main Bastion and D.Va, offence, defence, makes no difference. I'm not going to say anything though because we still have good win rates and it's what they enjoy.
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>>143666281
What a retarded position, I bet you dream about getting sat on your face, and slapped around by a mistress, you pathetic worm
I know I do
>>
>>143666080
i have a friend who hasn't bought any lootboxes and has 6 or 7 legendary's by level 30, one of which was a duplicate so he just got coins

He got two legendary's in one lootbox
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>>143666201

I get the same thing with Symmetra. Someone picks mercy and tells me we don't need two supports, even though Symmerta is more of a defense hero. Just play what you want, babies can fill the roles if they really want them.
>>
>>143666194

If every hero is infuriating to play against then the hero you're playing is also infuriating to play against so it's fine.
>>
>>143666281
no one wants to fuck a pasty fat NEET like yourself
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>>143664658
>Three matches in a row have been complete stomps against us in different lobbies
>Still get 6 stacks against us

This game has the worst matchmaking I have ever seen.
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>>143665726
I always vote for myself, I don't fucking care.
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>>143666359
Hello, Carl
>>
>Started playing last night
>10 straight hours trying to play someone
>Can't aim, get fucked as tracer
>Get fucked as bastion
>Start playing mercy
>Win every game going forward

I didn't know I wanted this. What does everyone have their sensitivity set at? I tried max and had to lower it drastically.

Also
>Roadhog + Mercy is fucking overkill
>>
>>143665253
Symmetra would be pretty good.

>she loses her mind trying to prepare for the baby
>designs state-of-the-art crib, hard light mobile, stroller with turrent defence system
>determined to be the perfect mother
>decides to quit her job, devotes herself to making the perfect home
>you support her every step of the way, keeping her well-fed, assuring her that her figure is still sexy, calming her down when she panics with self-doubt and stress
>>
>>143665570
junkrat already suicide bombs
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>>143666343
No.

>>143666347
Picture related.

>>143666351
Thanks.
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>>143666165
The only constant is you
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>>143666445
>Symmerta is more of a defense hero
There is nothing particularly defensive about her. If attacking team has a long walk from spawn, Symmetra is attacking hero.
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gib new thread pls
>>
Should I be concerned about my combat statistics or with my W/L record?

I mean, I can reliably get games where I got alot of gold medals like as Soldier 76 and try my best to fulfill the objective and yet lose anyway
>>
>>143666457
is you phreak from riot games by any chance?
>>
>>143666281
You actually made me goole what it is, you cuck.
>>
>>143666546
why would you pick symmetra on offense when lucio exists
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>>143608190
>>143608190
>>143608190


NEW THREAD
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>>143665857
>6 legendaries for characters I actually play
>level 21
>>
>>143666618
Lucio needs to get back on point quickly too. His speed buff is short.
>>
>>143666278

I just find it satisfying to one shot people, and kill the people trying to counter-snipe. I don't really mind if I don't snipe, but once you start doing it in one game you might as well carry on in others.
>>
>>143666545
hey that's a /wotg/ meme go away
>>
>playing with a group
>they all rage quit and get of teamspeak
>I continue with the match
>we win anyway

Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти
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>>143666520

das it mane, i'm with you on that. Imagine the security the home would have, and even if she didn't quit her job she could set up a teleporter for quick check ups.
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>>143666652
kill yourself
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>>143666547
>Dash in
>Press M2 three times
>Take 75 maybe 150 damage
>Bastion is dead
>Leave with dash

Omg blizzard nerf mercy bastion reinhardt it's impossible to counter
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No! Bad Blizzard! Bad Blizzard!
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>>143666652
got a chucle out of me
>>
>>143666732
What is dead may never die but rises again to shitpost harder and stronger
>>
I don't want to be a waifufag but I only enjoy playing D.va and Mei.
>>
>every weab cyborg POTG is unsheathes sword and holds down mouse button and swinging blindly around like a mong
>>
>>143666915
>>143666915
>>143666915
>>
>>143665857
>he doesn't main symmetra

>>143666174
yet ur here
>>
How long until we complete the transformation into a waifu general?
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>>143666652
made me laugh
>>
>>143666909

All POTGs are generally pretty shit.
>>
You anons scared away the lewd D.Va poster.

Shame on you guise.
>>
>>143666362
>click bait article full of factual lies
>nobody in the comments point them out
>>
where are you guys finding all this overwatch hentai? theres nothing on panda
>>
>>143660741
It means you either win or lose more, you fucking retard
>>
>>143666281
Zarya
>>
>>143666359
>most butch women are actually straight and bi
>she probably loves cock

>>143665726
>tfw when don't have favorites i always vote for the person with 0 votes unless they were totally shit
I'm sorry anon
>>
>>143666764
Mercy:
>years of medical training
>years of experience as a doctor
>years helping Overwatch and other organizations by healing people around the world
>help design the best healing equipment in the world

Lucio:
>like music
>couple years as a DJ
>steal some tech
>dance around blaring music
>does better healing
>>
>>143667002
no one cares about land whales
>>
>>143667236
GIVE YOURSELF TO THE RHYTHM
>>
I have come to terms I am completely horrible at this game, and FPS's. I want to improve, I need to start with aiming. What should I do, buy CS and play some aim training maps?
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>>143667496
You play Overwatch more, play 76 or Tracer a bunch
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>>143662749
i simply have no idea what ur talkin about anon
>>
>>143667496
Succumb to the fact that you suck at shooters and play characters that don't need to aim, like Reinhardt, Mercy, Torbjorn, McCree, Symmetra, Mei, etc
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>>143658978
>Losing badly on defending last point
>Switch to Mercy
>Doing better because I manage to keep everybody alive longer and they're not able to push us so hard
>Pharah informs that her ult is ready
>I buff her up as we fly behind enemies
>She unleashes her ult
>https://youtu.be/XL2od1AF_Cs?t=30

rest is history
>>
>>143658978
Do NOT sex the D.VA

She is mine, you can't have her
>>
>>143664435
Boosting around the match in a Mech is fun, I can't help it. The other tanks are either more boring, or require a coordinated team (Reinhardt)
>>
>>143666613
That's the exact opposite of riot balance ethos though.
>>
>>143667997
sorry anon, ive had my username for half a decade and it literally has d va in the name
IT WAS MEANT TO BE
>>
>>143663369

increasing my sens helped with this
>>
>>143668163

>Japanese voices removes all of D.Va's Korean speech
>>
>>143662858
Most defense heroes are also useful on Attack, though.I'd rather have a Mei or a Bastion than another shit Tracer or Genji.
>>
I cant do it anymore, how the fuck can anyone play with pubs in this fucking game.
I have yet to get a game where my teammates aren't a bunch of useless cunts that run in one by one into their whole team.
>>
>>143668573

Play with some of the /vg/ stacks then

We never win games and have at least two mercy sluts
>>
>>143667997
I'd put my D in her Va, man.
Meant to be.
>>
>>143664542
S. 76 X Mercy.
Best, ships?
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>>143668997
>is he named after his jacket
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>>143664615
Wow she sounds like a real _diva to me
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Why is Junkrat's tire able to go through Reinhart's shield? I can understand counters, but you would figure with everything else he is blocking, a fucking tire would be stopped by the shield.
>>
>>143669926
it doesnt go through, you need to blow it when he doesnt face with his shield
>>
>>143669926
...it does?
>>
>>143666531
I love it but there's so little porn of it
>>
>>143670494
>>143670496
Go try it and see for yourself.
>>
>>143661308
>Team Deathmatch

Or a hardpoint style where there are multiple objectives. The team that holds the most for the longest time in 10 minutes wins.

I hate objective gameplay. Camping the objective is just not fun.
>>
>rank 45
>not a single skin for reinhardt

;_;
>>
>>143671759
by now you should have enough credits to just buy one outright unless you're spending them on fluff
>>
>>143671759
>Rank 24 only gotten legendary skins for Reinhardt.
>0% win rate when I pick him.
>>
>>143669926
Because its able to be shot and killed
Reinhardt blocks enough fucking ults with his retard shield
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>>143673670
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level 26, still 0 legendary
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>Hanzo kills me with arrow spam
>in the killcam both arrows are stuck into the air near my body instead of my actual model

why is this allowed?
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