/owg/ Overwatch Genera

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I really want a hero based on cheesy magical girl anime. She could have a wand that shoots hearts or something stupid like that.

I know right now Blizzard is trying to do their world building thing, and have all the characters make sense in the Overwatch universe, but hopefully down the line in the dlc they drop pandering to the lore and give us some absolutely ridiculously noncanon hero's that prioritize fun character design over continuity

>tfw can't find friends because teams always get shuffled around

>tumblr

D.Va's cute thighs

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>>143651656

There's a setting to change it to toggle, and also to stop Guardian Angel locking onto your healing target.

With Mercy, you may as well toggle healing so you don't have to worry about accidentally releasing your mouse button and losing your target.

By unlocking the Guardian Angel target, you can continue healing one person while using your team-mates to move quickly around a small area (eg. Using a distant Widow-maker to pull yourself out of Genji melee range while staying in healing range of a 76 that's trying to kill him.)

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>Mei Freezes you
>She just stand there like a fucking dickhead lining up the headshot

NOTHING GETS ME MORE MAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Just got 1000 overbucks, cop or not?

Posting the list of virgin Overwatch heroes:

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Winston is the worst hero in the game

>>143652058
Haha reeeeee love this meme saw it on facebook :)

I wish you could trade skins

I'm never going to use my scavenger dva

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>Enemy Reinhardt puts up shield
>Your team instantly starts treating it as if it were a wall, not trying to take it down as fast as possible to make Reinhardt useless

Why? It's not a fucking wall. Why do people stop attacking as soon as Reinhadt puts up the shield? Just fucking burst it down

How to fix Mcree.
>Make it possible to turn and use abilities whilst in flashbang

>Tracer can recall
>Genji can use dash
>Roadhog can hook him
>Mercy/widow can gtfo
>Mei can iceblock
>Junkrat can mine jump
>Phara can leap
>Mcree can roll

What this does
>Keeps Mcree as a viable counter to multiple characters who dont have defence abilities
>Forces defensive options on flankers or outright kills them if he's payed attention to what they've used
>Most of these defensive options require skill to pull off, or to be aware of your cooldowns when near a mcree (Hook, Mercy, widow, junkrat)
>Stops mcree fights being about who threw flashbang first.
>Keeps mcree being a major threat to all the tanks
>Stops people bitching about the win button
>Raises the skill ceiling on all characters when playing against him because you and him need to be aware of cd's

Mcree has a massively damaging hitscan weapon and is able to bust any tank including reinhardt shield, he will still be played in competitive with this change, but will be reliant on getting headshots rather than his crutch flashbang.

You're fucking welcome blizz

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Nth for having to babysit damn kids

>>143651980
>give us some absolutely ridiculously noncanon hero's that prioritize fun character design over continuity

D.VA

She's a superstar schoolgirl who is the best at absolutely everything ever. Designed just to get the weebs and pedos playing. There's your little girl you can lust over.

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>>143652004
It's tough picking the cutest emotes, sprays, and victory poses for D.Va

>>143652058
dumb frogshitter

You deserve to be frozen and shot in the head.

t. Cirno

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Evewybody's cumming on me!

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>when you get potg but it sucked ass

:(

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Now that i have your attention...
How do i get good with Zarya ?

>>143652094
>19 years old
>pedos

Just got the game yesterday and the hate against Bastion is real. Seems like a braindead character that you go around and mash the R2, R1 button to win. Every "play of the game" from him is just him spraying explosives everywhere.

>>143652109
>tfw knowing I'll never have a cute asian girlfriend that is slightly submissive and cosplays video game characters for me while cooking delicious food also she'd have a nice sense of humour and be really adorable in bed

why even live

Am I missing something? Zarya's lightning gun does worse damage that Mercy's pistol when uncharged, and when fully charged it only does 50% more but it can't headshot (so arguably it does 25% less in ideal circumstances. She seems like one of the worst damage heroes in the game, yet she isn't tanky enough to just outlast heroes in a push. Is the entire point of her to throw out clutch shields to save allies and then get a black hole combo going? Why not just play Mei and be similarly difficult to kill while throwing up clutch walls and freezing people? You even have a similarly powerful set-up ult.

>>143652120

You play Quake lightning gun only for 500 hours, or spam MB2 like a knob.

>>143652118
report the shittalkers ;)

>>143652167
1 good skin for a bad hero
and 1 bad skin for a good hero

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>>143651910

Because even with a computer putting you into matches you should be able to win, you still seem to fuck it up.

>>143652128
It says 19 in her bio sure because they can't legally have children getting shot in their game.

But she's got the body, voice and mind of a 12 year old.

>NU-UH, THIS HERE SAYS SHE'S LEGAL, THAT'S MEANS I'M NOT A PEDO LOL

>>143652094
I don't mean specifically little girls. I also think some sort of fat chef character would be fun as hell. His melee is a frying pan or something. That would never fit in the lore though

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how we doing friends

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>>143652089
This is what i do as a Reaper, as soon as i see that shit up i start unloading it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpC2U3jSRJc
idk how to a webm

>>143652167
Teach me master

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>>143652143
I was super salty about him early on but as you level up people will start to realise how to play against him, a decent genji/tracer/junkrat can flank him or a widowmaker/hanzo can pick him off, but I agree that when he gets that fucking camping spot and kills everyone in the team then goes into tank mode and kills everyone again it's super annoying

>>143652174
>slightly submissive
>not wanting a girl to be dominant in bed

fucking betas

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>>143652174
>yellow fever shitters

>>143652120
Go above the enemy and shit grenades on the. Fuck up Reinhardt and D.Va with the laser gun.

>>143652143
Bastion couldn't be more braindead and he's obviously powerful, but I don't ever find him frustrating. He's so good but so not annoying. He's too straightforward to be annoying.

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is cute

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>>143652115

which class would play? mei is clearly too slow

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McCree does not need a nerf, he exists literally to prevent people from going alone and is supposed to win all 1v1s

If anything needs a nerf it's Widowmaker that's blatantly overpowered and anyone with a brain and some skill knows this

Instead of nerfing other heroes they should be buffing them in various ways. If they start nerfing literally everything forever games will turn into slow boring shitfests where everything takes a minute to die

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Who should I play if I want to make people mad as fuck, pad my stats and get easy wins?

>>143652267
I did the exact same thing the other day

Why is the matchmaking system in this so fucking shit? Just pair up 12 equally good players instead of this stupid ass shit where i get put on a retard team. My last 3 losses has been entering a map and then "defeat" 5 second later. WHAT THE FUCK.

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>>143652058
>mfw i deliberately do this as slowly as possible

>>143651925
>Shadbase
No thank you.

>>143652180
>Is the entire point of her to throw out clutch shields to save allies and then get a black hole combo going
yes. Also having 200 of your health be shields is super strong, it's very hard for heroes like pharah and junkrat to kill you even without a healer

>>143652284
i want to SNIFF her ASS

masteroverwatch fucking sucks, it isn't accurate at all

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>>143651956
We tend to remember bad things happening a lot more than good things happening. I promise you things are not the way you think they are. It is a matter as simple as we as people naturally tend to remember when things go wrong, because, well, they went wrong and this is a problem we wish to correct. When things go right, we tend to ignore things going right, because why make a note of something working as intended? Variance happens, friend. There is a mindset you just need to mold yourself into. Bad games happen, let them go. Individual games do not matter as much as you think they do. Just do your best every game and concentrate on improving yourself. I know, it is hard. It took me a long time too, but once I learned it, not only did I improve but I enjoyed games more. It is not going to be easy but I believe everyone can do this. So can you.

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>didnt get to pick widow because some guy already took her
>he proceeds to suck dick losing every widow vs widow
>enemy widow constantly wiping our team

Should I just go 2nd widow when this happens?

>>143652279
He's a little too powerful. His healthpool plus the damage he puts out is unreal. I'm aware of the counters to him and I sub Widowmaker to snipe him but I tend to get him to gun me down, even when I'm away from everything

>>143652285
>stripping (9)

this place has gone to the fucking dogs

>>143652309
tracer, mei, mccree, widowmaker

>>143652330
At least it's not the gay shota

>>143652324
this is a blizzard game, and so it will ruthlessly enforce equal KDs and winrates like the Soviet Union

everyone's a winner by losing and we're all equal in poverty :~)

>it's ALWAYS the winners that write gg
and I've never seen anyone who's lost say it

>>143652403
I hate this everyone's a winner mentality

it's the reason no game in 2016 is allowed to show k/d anymore

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>>143652058
>McCree stuns / fans you
>emotes at your lifeless corpse

>>143652309
tracer, genji, widow if you are good

>>143652359
Yes, only sure counter to widow is a better widow.

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>>143652330

>>143652120
Do you have your shield available? Get enemies to shoot you, then pop shield and laugh at them. Half your HP pool recharges automatically, so you can afford to wait until you're actually taking damage. If you do it too early you look like a retard. Your crosshair circle gets fatter when your weapon is charged up, at which point it does 100% more damage for 150DPS from the R1 beam.

Keep an eye out for allies who are taking damage, too.

Note that bastion and D.Va blow through your shield instantly.

Is your shield recharging? Shit grenades in their general direction. By the way, a grenade costs 25 ammo, but you can still fire one if you have 1 ammo left, so you can get a little extra R1 damage in with 4 grenades.

Try to coordinate your ult with someone like Hanji or D.Va.

>>143652407

i'm sorry that you keep getting matches with dickheads

i've seen some genuine loser-first ggs though

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>>143652359
Yes. Show them how it is done.

>>143652293
>he exists literally to prevent people from going alone
What the fuck are you talking about?
He can stun multiple people with the flashbang so it doesnt matter if you're in a fucking group.
He can throw it over the fucking shield and still kill you nomatter how many people there are

>If they start nerfing literally everything forever games will turn into slow boring shitfests
And slow boring shitfests are worse than a character having an instantkill button, the best close range damage and the one of the best long range damages of any character?

Fucking hell you're autistic, kill yourself.

>>143652407
It's always some cunt who was raging hardcore and going maximum tryhard that says gg. Always. If he says Ez then I guarantee you 100% they almost lost the game at some point.

>2 Toblerone, Bastion + Reinhardt shield on Hanamura
I never felt so dirty about winning

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>>143652125

> Put shield up around my teammates
> They step through it to shoot at enemies
> Try to move up to cover them
> They keep stepping out of range
> They die
> "wtf Reinhardt why didn't you shield me"

THE SHIELD WORKS WHEN IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND THE BULLETS

>>143652407
welcome to "competitive" games

>>143652058
>not spamming "sorry-sorry" before shooting the icicle

>>143652430
It is less about, "Everyone's a winner," I mean afterall, there is obviously the "on fire" system, and more that not showing it directly allows people to concentrate less on, "MUH KDA" and focus more on the actually important detail, you know, winning.

>>143652284
So how is this post contribute anything to the thread dear janitors?

>>143652491
Someone upset they couldn't go le epic lonewolfing because an enemy mccree stopped just that?

>>143652092
who's that supposed to be? Alejandra or D.va?

>>143652229
now do Mei, then Mercy, then Torb, then Reaper etc

can they fucking patch roadhog already, i'm kinda done with being hit by bugged, rubberbanding hooks

>>143652359
once i realize a team is a lost cause i kind of just do whatever i want

Tracer has the most disappointing ult of all heroes

> Other team starts shit talking
> Tell them I fucked their mother
> The amount of tears is out of this world all because of the oldest trick in the book

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>>143652058
>Freeze someone
>"Hey chill out"
>Wait for them to get out of the freeze so I can do it again and then kill them

>enemy team get slaughtered
>a player ragequits and is replaced
>suddenly it is balanced

>>143652514
>Sitting behind shield as lucio
>He puts it down to use E
Sniped
>He turns to not face the sniper randomly
Sniped
>He charges off
Sniped

>WHAT THE FUCK WHY DONT I HAVE HEALING
Fucking reinhardt mains man

>>143652562
Mcree stops groups just as well as he stops people on their own
Kill yourself

remove widow

im tired of playing against her, im tired of seeing her on my team

>>143652226
>look I'm an expert on child psychology this is a child muh headcanon

alrightie then

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>>143652293
>it's an "please don't nerf my crutch, blizz" episode

>Reduce Widowmaker's fully charged bodyshot damage to 100 so that two full shots are needed to kill but good Widows can still fuck shit up with headshots
>Potentially nerf ult by making it pulse out on a timer and/or only show indicators rather than exactly what hero is where

Is this enough to nerf her? Would it make Tracer too good?

Anyone want to join NA?
Free losses.

please help

i don't want to play with south americans anymore

how do I play with north americans

i beg you

>>143652407
Once on Gibraltar, both we (def) and the other team were literally 0.1 seconds from winning in the like 5th overtime. Payload was like 20cm from the point. We somehow won, and the whole enemy team GGd. It was a good match.

>>143652570

it's working correctly

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>general is already nothing but angry offense mains insisting everyone serve them as healers and tanks pushing the objective while they go rack up a sick-ass K/D

>tfw one day I will be level 100+ but I will still be matched with the average level 1 - 10 players because that's where my MMR puts me.

Fuck this EXP system. I wish it was a ranked system so that I could drop down to where I deserve.

>>143652570
>enemy team is carried literally only by 20 tick arrows by autistic hanzo """main"""

>>143652624
if a mccree kills a group of 2+ people he stunned then it doesn't matter because the enemy is fucking dogshit

>>143652497
Bastion and a Reinhardt that look out for each other is enough

Bastion on his own is fine but when the enemy team on defense plays President Bastion it sucks dick to fight against.

the only non-ult way to deal with it against a half decent team is to try to distract/flank them and get your own bastion/reinhardt setup before they react.

>>143652570
apart from when it pulls you behind Roadhog i'm pretty sure it's working as intended.

>>143652542
I swear this never happened in sc2

>>143652120

buddy system with another tank
if there's no teammates on your screen an entire ability is wasted, its kinda like playing a support in that regard.

>>143652058

i hate the fact those obesity deniers have to fucking run up point blank with that stupid ugly fucking jaden smith face to land an M2.

i love it when a bad play of the game invalidates the entire match and everyone gets angry

>>143652643
>Potentially nerf ult by making it pulse out on a timer and/or only show indicators rather than exactly what hero is where

WHAT ABOUT LETTING ME KNOW WHEN I'M BEING WALLHACKED OTHER THAN SOME SHITTY ASS WHISPER IN FROG THAT IS DROWNED OUT BY GUNFIRE 99 TIMES OUT OF 100

>>143652672
Assemble a pre-made

>that soldier-76 duo that carried our team with meds
I don't know who you are, but thank you.

>>143652309
mccree

you might not win every game but you will piss off an enemy player every 10 seconds with flashbang and m2

also the hero is basically uncounterable if you play him right

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>>143652629
I wish she wasn't in every game so I could play Zenyatta and not die every minute

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>>143652514
>Be Reinhardt
>McCree is standing right in front of us
>"It's high noon"
>Everyone runs out of my cover into his line of sight

widowmaker's wallhack should also display her location to the enemy team

https://twitter.com/SeclusiveBlue/status/736279628663431168 every time

>>143652078
You misspelled D.va

I have literally never seen a Lucio potg.

fuck even symmetra gets some

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Hitscan long range dps classes with no large drawbacks was a mistake

>>143652728
it doesn't happen in ut or quake, either. kids don't play difficult games anymore

>>143652727
>play Mercy on Hollywood
>get on the limo with a Bastion and a Reinhardt
>ride to victory almost unopposed while holding rmb
>sometimes shoot a peeking Hanzo so he stops peeking
So boring. So, so boring. So extremely fucking boring.

>>143652758
i don't have any american lads online right now though

also

>get first pink thing out of loot box
>it's currency

why this

>>143652407

If I lost and it was a hard fight or there were some spectacular moments I'll type it. If it was a shit-stomp loss then I wont, because that wasn't fun.

If it was a stomp and they write 'gg' first I'll write it back. Olive branch kind of thing.

>>143652757
I feel like the issue with that is that teams could just wait it out if it's announced. Of course then it's still good by forcing them to sit back so I guess it'd work out.

>>143652719
>Character has more burst damage than any character
>Character has a flashbang instant win button which can go OVER shields and stun entire groups
>Character can 4 shot tanks with normal fire if he gets headshots
He has literally zero weaknesses and you should kill yourself.

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>>143652835
>Got 4 kills in a row as Lucio
>Genji gets the POTG

>>143652836

It's almost like the game was tested by a bunch of people who couldn't aim for shit

>>143652835
Best shot is blowing multiple people off a cliff

>>143652816

nice link to a tweet that links to a video i'm totally gonna watch that faghead

What is the worst game mode and why is it escort?

>>143652846
Shekels are epic-quality by definition, goy.

>>143652712
I've played Reinhardt and Lucio for 7 fucking hours. My play time for every other hero combined only totals 5. I just don't want to be forced to play Rein and Lucio every fucking game because people refuse to pick a healing support or when I finally do get a chance to pick something else the last guy who hasn't picked anything until game start will suddenly pick an offence character and I'll have to change if I want to win.

>>143652835

environmental kills are pretty high on potg logic. hang around cliffs and abuse M2.

>tfw your POTG sucks and everyone makes fun of you

>>143652882
I'm starting to be more and more convinced of this.

>>143652293
>McCree
>close brawler

Nice meme.

>>143652927
On the other hand, everyone else was so shit they couldn't get a better POTG

every team does not need a healer you retards
there is self-healing and medpacks for a reason

>>143652865

correct behavior

>>143651925

Post your balance wishes.

>D.Va
Decrease hitbox by 20%
Ult donation reduced by 0,5s

>Lucio
Increase cooldown of Amp it up by 2s.
Reduce Sound barrier shield by 50.
Reduce his movement speed.

>McRee
Increase Flashbang CD by 2s.
Decrease Flashbang radius by 10%.
Increase fan spread by 20%.

>Reinhardt
Decrease shield by 300
Reduce shield reloadtime by 1s.

>Zenyatta
Increase HP to 200
Increase movementspeed by 10%.


brought to you by Icefrog

>>143652927
>tfw your potg shows how much your aim is shit
>they never say anything but you know they're judging you

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>>143652719
>>if a mccree kills a group of 2+ people he stunned then it doesn't matter because the enemy is fucking dogshit

it's an "anon plays the 'if you lose to mccree you're bad' card even though the best players in the game spam 2 or 3 mccree per team every game because it's the best way to win" episode

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>Hey guys, how do you counter a Sniper?

Well, you either get up close to them where they are weaker, or flank them and take them out from behind.

>So you're saying we should give them really strong close range and wall hacks?

>>143652836
Snipers in general was a mistake. Who thought high damage from safe distance was a good idea?

>>143653026
haha epic frog man i saw this on reddit.com/r/pepethefrog

>>143652991
You're legit retarded. If people are off getting health packs they aren't on the objective and you deny another player a health pack.

>>143652546
>not hitting them with an 'A-MEI-ZING'

you'll get there some day

Do people actually think comp play is real in Overwatch or are they just pretending? No real comp team would waste their time playing comp in Overwatch. This is a casual game for relaxing. It doesn't have a high skill ceiling for comp play.

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>>143652491
He can stun multiple people with the flashbang, but good luck killing all of them with one fan before they recover. McCree's main utility is punishing shitty lone wolf behaviour. If McCree can waddle his way up to you and catch you, you've already lost unless he's retarded, but chances are good you weren't actually contributing anything useful so nothing of value was lost.

Situational awareness is your best weapon when it comes to him; make sure you know where he is and for FUCK sake stay away from him unless you know for a confirmed fact his flashbang is on cooldown. Stay at medium/long range, and most importantly KEEP him at medium-long range by peppering him with gunfire. He's not a tank, he'll go down like any other if he doesn't retreat eventually.

Also, if he can actively throw his flashbang over your shield and unload into you uncontested, your team has failed you completely because they should be standing behind the shield, pouring fire through it and making it unviable for McCree to get close enough to put you down. Or you were being a dumb motherfucker and tried to go solo as fucking reinhardt, so you basically deserved the respawn time. Either way, it all comes down to retardation.
McCree preys on retarded and unaware players, and the best counter is to not fucking feed him kills by wandering off or trying to make your sick pro mlg ult plays while he's active.

>>143651925
why does shad bother drawing such cute shit? you know it's about to get dark

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Why do people think that 2 snipers are necessary on every map?

>Reinhardt is allowed to E+LMB for 175 damage
>Streetpig is allowed to hook+shoot+melee for instagib damage
>Winston is allowed to jump->tesla people
>D.Va's boost->melee->pewpewpew "combo" needed a nerf
Why.

>>143652836
>open beta
>closed beta faggots believe they are better than newcomers
>it is actually their sheer incompetence that prevented widow to be nerfed

>>143653056
dead people cant stop you from capping
just kill everyone as tracer and then cap

>>143652991
>Trying to heal tanks with 75 and 250 health packs

How about no.

Is there anything worse than having a bad widow on the team? It seems to be about 90% of them.

>>143652567
>implying 76 isn't best dad for literally all the kids in the world
It's whoever you want it to be. A self-insert fantasy for neets with daddy issues

>>143653097
Sniperfaggots are a blight on every class based game

The black support guy is the best support.

I just wish there was a white skin.

>>143653083
as long as the developers put enough money in tournaments, there will be serious competitive players, look at dota and lol.

ut4 can't come soon enough

>>143653097

why do widowmakers stay widowmaker despite being shit and useless all game

>>143653041
Snipers are retarded but they aren't safe in OW. Reaper can teleport behind them and silently assassinate all snipers with ease. And Winston can get to any sniper ledge to knock them off or kill them. I suck at this game and shooters in general but I can rack up 30 kills a game just picking off snipers and healers as Reaper. No one ever turns around to look.

>>143653120
Can't kill them all if you run out of health first because while you're getting 0 heals the enemy is constantly receiving them.

>>143653041
Snipers + mobility might have been a mistake.

>>143653031
>finally get up close to a Widowmaker
>she jumps around and then hooks away to the safety of her team

Great counterplay, woo.

>>143653182
just kill mercy

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>>143653130

>Enemy Widow is Korean Neo hooked directly into the Matrix unleashing the full power of The One

>You Widow can't hit an immobile Bastion

Every single time.

>>143653009
Buff D.Va's damage by 10-15%.
Nerf Lucio's self healing component.
Give Zen 50 more HEALTH (not shields), increase movespeed and make it so you can hold RMB indefinitely but it slows you down to D.Va's shooting speed.

There.

Is it normal to only get one gold medal as a healer

>play with randos on attacking side
>one guy goes reinhardt
>i go mercy
>rest i dont remember but it was good shit
>people actually stand behind reinhardts shield as we start our push
>mfw dis is gona be some good shit
>reinhardt suddenly does his charge
>flies all the way to the objective and gets instantly rekt
>we take heavy damage/die as we spread out to nearest cover

this was singlehandedly the most autistic play i've seen so far

>>143653209
>Mercy

Nigga please. Lucio or bust.

>>143653231
yeah, healing sucks in pubs

>>143653130
Having a bad healer is worse. Everyone sees the healer role is filled and they assume the healer must be doing their jobs, but half the time it's a Zeny sitting on the front lines being a poverty sniper with no heal orbs up on anyone who needs it.

>>143653231

Lucio can usually get 2 with Objective time, but yes, generally you'll only get 1.

>>143653248
>it's a Mercy thinks inching towards the objective behind Reinhardt's shield is a good tactic episode

>we never match solo queue players against large stacks
>literal 4stack in my game all leave together

>that frustration when playing support but the people you support are bad

>>143652090
Or you just remove the stun and make it blind and disorient people.

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Fuck Mei.

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>the only support you can pick is Lucio

Is this becoming the meme now?

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>>143651925
At least post it in full res

>>143652812
Increase the volume of the line she says when activating damn wallhack. Litrally every other character announces his ult loud and clear only this trash whispers it for some reason. Reduce her body damage, so that she can't one shot zenyattas. Reduce the duration of her ult. There, widow is fixed. You can also just remove her from the game, that also works.

>>143653154
That's why there's the frog skin.

>>143653308
what are you implying, reinhardt is the best attackside tank in the game. most games nobody uses his shield and he just goes around being useless, he's excellent for covering ground safely

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>pick Reinhardt
>everyone walks in front of you

> Symmetry sets up a TP behind the enemy
> Realise our whole team has gone through the TP
> Enemy team has 5 people on the payload
> The flank was too deep
We lost and they started shit talking. On the flip side when the positions reversed we dunked on them and until their premade quit.

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>>143653162
>no you don't get it i gotta get that sick headshots-only hexakill for my frag montage it's coming right up and i'll change afterwards

One widowmaker is good, if a bit offputting. Infrasight is a fucking insanely useful ult, after all, and if the player can keep it rolling with kills then it can be the i win button the team needs
Two widowmakers means both of them are shit because they'll inevitably compete for kills (and thus ult charge), and neither of them will want to contribute to objectives because they're too busy getting bushwhacked by the enemy team's sniper slayers

>>143652690
>>143652727

it is absolutely not working as intended. the sheer fact that for the majority of time, i eat hooks through walls and get pulled through the fucking geometry should illustrate that.

his hook is completely fucking busted. same thing with widow, that hero also a piece of shit who relies on rubberbanding lag to hit people.

>>143653083
You forgot the most important thing, it fills the hole in the FPS genre. TF2 is obviously long dead and its more than different enough than CS to have a comp scene even if there is a large part of the game like ults that require virtually no skill.

Shit even gearbox dumped all their money into it because of the potential of a MOBA/FPS hybrid would easily draw players in.

>>143653226
>Give Zen 50 more HEALTH (not shields)

Just turn his health into armor and one shotting isn't a problem anymore.

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Overparents best ship

>>143653248
>mfw my friend does this all the time


Nigga, stop charing randomly in, yeah you got a great pin but now everyone else is dead and you will be soon as well. It's only worth if it the enemy team is lining up a perfect charge+ earthshatter for you.

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>>143653327

>>143653308
oh boy

try and drop some mercy knowledge, let's see how actual shit you are

>>143653391
If people aren't working with you as Rein either go beserk on the enemy or change to something else and fuck your team off

>>143653389
That it's a shit tactic as enemies will just shoot the shield to load up their ults and/or flank you while you're waddling behind the shieldcuck.

You're playing King of the Hill and there's one last slot to be filled, and the guy is going to pick a support

Would you rather have a good Zenyatta player, or a competent Lucio player?

>>143652229
So you bought loot crates - nope i'm not doing that.

>>143653226
>increase movespeed
This is all he really needs. Right now Zen is too easy a target for snipers. He's so slow and so visible. Easiest support for snipers to pick off.

>>143653490
Lucio, 10 out of 10 times.

Zenyatta is a secondary support.

>>143653490
Lucio

>>143653041
I wouldn't go that far. Being able to snipe high priority targets is good for the game.
Being able to output 75dps with bodyshots is not.

>buy the game
>cant win a single game
why did i get a game that i knew i was shit in?
how do it git gud in FPS games?

Whats that one map you feel like killing yourself when you see it on the loading screen?
>Lianjing

>>143652293

If McCree is supposed to prevent people from going alone, then why is he so good at killing groups?

>Stun
>Fan the hammer, dead mercy
>Roll
>Fan the hammer, +1 kill

>>143653490
Lucio as he can contest most objectives for a very, very long time, the speed boost is super useful and he can actually shoot and disrupt people while healing.
All Zenyatta can do to win is pass through the anus and plonk people from afar or behind. He can't attack a point as he'll get rekt by any aoe.

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let's just replace widowmaker. i'm thinking m1 pulse rifle secondary, m2 hold-to-charge impact hammer and a translocator on shift

ultimate swaps the gun for a beefed up shock rifle with 40 ammo charges

>>143653490
Literally would switch to Lucio if the guy was retarded enough to pick Zen in that situation.

>>143653490
A competent Lucio can do a lot. There are really good Zen players but he's not as useful. Lucio's speed boost can change a battle.

>>143653590
>Attack on Anubis

>>143653009
delete bastion
he's not fun to play as or against in the slightest, it doesn't matter how easily counterable he is

>Shitters who don't understand the game cry about Bastion
>Shitters who still don't understand the game but learned how to counter Bastion are crying about Mcnormiesgetout

Someone wanna bet who will be the next Bastion after they got over McReeeee?

D.Va buffs when?
shes completely useless

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>>143653327
Fuck Mei.

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>>143652229

doing good i took my waifu out to many dates recently and she loved all of them

>all these PCucks complaining about Widowmaker because Sanjeet and his toaster can outplay their thousand dollar rig.

>not playing on console and enjoying the game as it was meant to be

Zarya's CDs are way too fucking long

>>143653605
>translocator

wtf

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Lets nerf Snipers.

Bodyshots do 50% less damage. Headshots do triple instead of double.
Charge time for both Widowmaker and Hanzo doubled.

Game fixed, when do I get my paycheck.

>>143653450

yes that's working as intended

>>143653590
>Volksaya Industries

Either side that map is just no fun

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Nerf

Dwarf ult
Widow recharge
Mccree stun radius

>>143653648
She's not useless, but she either needs to do more damage or not be slowed down by shooting.

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>>143653009
D.va
>can now launch homing missiles with m2. takes 2.5 seconds to lock on to a target that is in vision, missiles move somewhat faster than symmetras balls (still not very fast)
>can fire the missiles at multiple targets at a time
>possibly additional balance changes to make this ability balanced
>the point of this is to make her different from winston by giving her a ranged option, making her better for open areas and acting as a mobile area denial hero

Lucio
>healing aura now heals at full "speed" all the time like when you press E, but only when the target has not taken damage in the last 3 seconds like Mercy's self healing
>pressing E allows targets to be healed in combat like before
>lucio now specializes in out of combat healing, not just "everyone gets 10-25% more effective health when near lucio even when lucio is doing nothing"

McCree
>flashbang now slows and blinds the target, but does not disable ability use
>direct hits apply the same effect, but also a 0.2 second stun so you can still disable ults with it
>possibly buff McCree's HP or roll CD to bring him up to par with other heroes if this turns him into shit

Widowmaker
>Charged shots now deal 100 damage instead of 150
>fire rate decreased by like 20% when scoped, but not charge rate
>wallhack, when activated, now notifies the enemy team when it's active, duration possibly nerfed
>shitters can still go for 2 bodyshots but it won't be as easy now, wallhack no longer gives you "o they had wallhack" deaths

reinhardt
>buff his health to like 700
>nerf his shield to like 1000
>increase melee damage to 90
>maybe now someone will lower the shield and go swinging now, i don't know, i just hate reinhardt's shield bitch playstyle

zenyatta
>no real need to change anything now since charged shots only deal 100 damage

the last time i suggested these ideas i got called a retard though

>>143653090
>but good luck killing all of them with one fan before they recover
Its the "McCree isnt overpowered unless he can stun and kill 5 people episode"

>McCree's main utility is punishing shitty lone wolf behaviour
No it isnt, this is a meme
His utility is in his fucking catastrophic damage coupled with his instant win button

>If McCree can waddle his way up to you and catch you, you've already lost unless he's retarded
Be Lucio sitting behind reinhardt shield with rest of team
McCree rounds the corner, flashbangs the shield and kills reinhardt without anyone being able to do anything
>GIT GUD LEL LONE WULF SCRUB

>McCree preys on retarded and unaware players
No he doesnt, he works in literally every single situation he can be played in with no downsides.

Kill yourself.

>Spend the entire set up time practicing Lucio's wallriding in the ship/spawn room
>Never fucking use it in an actual match

Anyone else know this feel

>>143653635
widowmaker

it's already happening

>defend the capture zone match
>everyone just stands there waiting for others to come in

silly
payload is way more fun

>>143653661
I assume this one gets a lot of (You)s on /v/

>>143653590
>Lianjing
It's Lijiang you uncultured piece of shit

>>143653652
>not going for Mei first
Fuck that bitch. I don't even care if the Mercy survives.

>>143653009
reduce mercy's ult charge time by 30-50% or reduce her guardian angel travel speed

>>143653652
>>143653467

>>143653675
Do you know that Hanzo's arrows kinda lock on the head, so if you fire one at a far away target and it doesn't move then you will get a headshot?

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Why does no one ever vote for me when I play Tracer and dominate the other team, getting 3-4 gold medals?

Is it because a good Tracer is so annoying to place against? You can respect that great support or reinhardt on the enemy team but a good Tracer is like an annoying little bug that you just can't swat

>>143653681
no game on this planet intends for you to see through the geometry into the skybox. if a roadhog is in my game, i'll see it pretty much whenever i get hooked. sometimes, the collision detection actually works and i don't get pulled through but that's rare.

>>143653231

it doesn't matter since you still only get +150xp even if you get 3 or 4

>>143653675
>Lets nerf Snipers.

>Bodyshots do 50% less damage. Headshots do triple instead of double.

that is a major buff you fucking dullard

>>143653665

>Tfw you want to shield your teammates so you can get charge but also want to have it ready to save them from something

>>143653450
>hook Tracer out of the air as she teleports
>oneshot to the face
>allchat: FUCK YOU! FAT PIG!
All that salt goes great with my bacon. Delicious.

>>143653782
because tracer sucks black cocks

>>143653689
Mostly because that Lucio thing is a direct buff to his retarded point contesting power, and because D.Va doesn't need a ranged option. She needs her close range option to not suck dick.

>Tfw just lost defence on Gibraltar under 3 minutes.

Why is this game full of retards?

>>143653782
People don't respect players that do nothing but rack up sick kills, they like people who play the objectives.

Yes I know that is Tracer's job before you say it

>>143653083
TF2 competitive wasn't anything like actual TF2 though. They had pathetically small teams, and it would always end up with two scouts running in circles around each other holding down M1.

It was total dogshit, but because nobody wanted to get embarrassed by dying to a spy/sniper/pyro/engy/heavy, the players forced their artificial "MUH SKILL" meta on the game and only played scout/demo so they could get LE EPIC HEADSHOT KILLS.

I imagine Overwatch will be the same way, just a couple Tracers, Genjis, and Junkrats running around holding down M1 while bored commentators try and keep the vanishing audience hyped.

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>>143653458
>trying this hard to force the meme ship

>>143653858
kek

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>>143653819
>Riding the pit in Ilios to hold the objective in overtime and spew out heals for free
>"Get fucked you dickhead"

>>143653858
Is that a parody of Equilibrium?

>>143653220
I thought asians suck at fps.

>>143653782
Nobody can see you doing work in the back line and are more likely to realise when their teams been rezzed than when the other team hasnt been rezzed due to you sitting on mercy

>>143653675

> Widowmaker's rifle takes time to charge up
> Each head-shot increases the charge rate
> Slow cool-down on that charge rate

Useful for slowing down a push. Still lets her kill squishies. Rewards skill and punishes idiots on both sides.

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>>143653767

I really don't care about Headshots, although it's apparent that Hanzo is literally just the Cuntsman from TF2.

What bothers me is when you sneak up on a Hanzo and don't one hit kill them then he jumps around like a rabbit on cocaine blind firing instant charge arrows in every direction until he kills you.

>>143653812

Sorry, worded poorly. "Bodyshots do 50% less" was meant to imply that the base damage of the gun was reduced by 50%, but headshots buffed to compensate. The idea was to nerf bodyshot damage but keep headshot damage the same.

My apologies.

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>>143653858

>>143653812

maybe he meant reduce base damage by 50%, leaving headshots at 0,5*(3/2)=75% of current damage

probably not though

>>143653858
That voice audio cue comes way too early. As soon as I hear DIE DIE DIE he hasn't started shooting yet, so I spin and headshot him. It gives you almost a full 2 seconds before the shots start. It's really dumb considering he's supposed to be stealthy.

>leave a game after it ends because team mates don't bother switching up heroes when needed
>queue again
>puts you with the same exact team

I don't know why blizzard decided it's a good idea to just throw you back with the same team even if you left after the game ended

>>143653489
>enemies will just do X

can say this about anything in the game kek, nice arguing anon. you know you can shoot through friendly reinhardt shields right, fucking retard. and im not saying you constantly have to be behind him, he's good to cover the first meters then some heros can safely start spreading out to kill people. im not gonna sit here and argue with you you're obviously retarded if you dont think reinhardt stomps pubs on attack when played right

>>143653916
I'd get exhausted doing that deep enough so it wasn't immediately obvious to any hovering pharah what was going on

>All these shitty buff/nerf suggestions that would completely wreck the game.

Here is mine . give Zen 5 more health so he is at least a doubletap bodyshot. The rest is pretty fine, gud job blizz.

Loved the Orb nerfs tho - he is more interesting to play now.

>>143653689
retard

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>>143653872
>it's another "person who doesn't know anything vomits their opinion on /vg/ as fact" post

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>supposed to be all about heroes from around the world
>No Canadian hero or map

>>143653950
>keep headshot damage the same.

dude does 0,5 * 3 equal 1 * 2?

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i'm getting fucking cancer

>>143653950
They take 1s to charge and if you snuck up on him you opened fire first, and even as Winston or D.Va you already took like 80 hp from him by simply moving to him. Which means he can either run away or get rekt.

>>143653964
>>143653812
>>143653675
They wont nerf bodyshot damage because >consoles. Less mobility would be fine though.

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>Mercy's Ult
>Revives all allys in range
>Full HP
>All abilities off CD

Tell me how this sluts Q isn't the most overpowered shit in this game. I think it's pretty safe to say that she's a 100% autoinclude in every team just like McCree

>>143653963
>>143653858
>*throws guns on ground*

> Mei iceblocks on the point or payload

I really wish there was one character that could break that piece of shit.

>>143654019
regular bodyshots do 150 dmg? you're talking about 100% powered widow shot?

>>143654019
Zen doesnt even need it, just on defence with a symmetra or toblerone

>75 damage an auto attack every second with one of the longest gap closers in the game
Justify this

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I cant stop enjoying the most hated hero in the game

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Who else /Reinhardt/ here?

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>it's a spam all your ults in the epic last stand final chokepoint death hallway of faggotry episode

I fucking hate payload so much

>>143654005
And you're going to do what exactly. Enemy team has to do 2k damage which is piss easy to do, and then they get to btfo you because you're out in the open and far away from them, because you thought inching towards them instead of moving from cover to cover protected by his shield is a good idea.

>>143654086
>Mei doesn't stop caps anymore while ice blocked

fixed mei

>>143654112
Enjoy it while you're still being matched with retards

>>143653652
>That Rein play
He's the only hero that I get nervous around
Fucker is a threat in good hands

>>143654060

Oh no, maths, my one weakness.

>D.Va is fine!

t. non-D.Va players

>>143654061
>Double Bastion and a torb
>No Genji, No Tank, not even a Winston

Your team deserved it

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>play against bots
>even enemy team commends me at the end

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nice matchmaking bros

>>143654059
but Lucio likes hockey, isnt that enough for you? Dont you know of the thriving hockey scene in Brazil. Be appreciative when Gabriel Silva comes in and saves the NHL in a few years.

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Who /Zenyatta/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MY89ZAWwHU

>>143654112
It's probably because of all those dicks in your mouth

>>143654125
Nah I like playing characters that require at least a tiny bit of skill instead of none at all.

>>143653847
>because D.Va doesn't need a ranged option. She needs her close range option to not suck dick.
even if you make her close range option better, she will still be a winston v2. the heroes are so similar that one of them needs to be reworked to serve a different role

>this hero has 500 health
>shift is a mobility ability with a short cooldown, allowing this hero to catch backliners with ease
>E is an ability that blocks incoming damage and protects this hero's team for a few seconds
>mouse1 deals sustained damage at close range, but only in close range
>the ult is mostly used to clear an objective from enemies

what hero am i describing? winston and d.va are incredibly similar and one of them will always be considered the shitter version of the other until one of them gets reworked for a different role. the only thing d.va does better is nullifying bastions with her E and stuff like that, but it's not enough to differentiate them

>>143654191

somehow i doubt that

>>143654193
I main D.Va, I died once in the last 3 games, I get gold medals like a boss, I murder everyone and protect all the objectives and fly out of bottomless pits. gitgud

>>143654194
I can't play every class at the same time anon

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>>143654226

>>143654186
Fortunately most of them are shieldcucks who barely even start swinging even when you walk through their shield as Torb and start RMBing their dicks. They just kinda spin around.

>>143651925
>>143652330
>>143653094
Why is Shad such a shit "artist?"

How is it possible to make such shit drawings?

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rant. pic unrelated

>be yesterday
>queue up for some solo fun
>play symmetra my favorite hero
>in group with a 5 man party
>their team rushes us fast
>lose
>"dont play simetra ever again you suk"
>"get the fuck out of this group seriously"
>feel like shit haven't played since

Why are people playing in groups so inconsiderate?
I can't take the pressure, I don't like arguing with people. If I had any friends, I'd play with them.
This is one thing I escaped cs:go from, the solo queue with everyone else premade. The groups always pin everything
on the solo guy because it's an easy way to cool off, and also the biggest bitch thing you can possible do to the solo guy.

I have 67% win rate on symmetra in 5 hours on her.
How do I even respond, it's a group of 5 people against me? I honestly didn't even play that poorly, the enemy team was just better.

>>143654232
i feel your anger. keep convincing yourself that reaper takes skill

>>143654212
Numbers won't stop you from blowing them up mate.

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>>143654112

>Carrying your team on King's Row:Attack as Bastion

Feels good man

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>2 bastions gunning into the point
>Everyone keeps jumping around it getting killed when my shield keeps breaking
>Force the tank to flank and kill both of them
Why is flanking a stationary target so hard to understand?

>>143654147
>because you thought inching towards them instead of moving from cover to cover protected by his shield is a good idea
>you thought

can you read my thoughts? im done lol, i never said or thought that. nice strawman well done anon.

>>143654091
Marking targets for your team, even if it's only a few seconds now is a huge part of Zen play, you can use it to focus a target or to warn your team of snipers/flankers, that pesky flying pharah.

Since the LoS nerfs to orbs im playing him like a fucking buddhist bayblade, always spinning. So it would be nice to survive at least a bodyshot from people that aren't good enough to doubletap.

>>143654282
his humor is usually on point, but yeah his art is fucking shit for western

>>143653717
>China
>Culture
lolnotanymore

>>143654284
get the fuck out of this thread seriously you suk

>>143654274
That's true, but you can never be too wary

>>143654193

She completely garbage. I shit on her all the time even if she bumps me as Zen.

>>143654193
she is fine, it's that a few other heroes are too good

>>143654307
>play reinhardt against two fucking bastions
>complain about others being worthless and retarded

>>143653689
Thank god you're not a fucking developer you flaming fucking faggot

>>143654172
>he thinks this will ever change

So what's your least favorite map?

>>143654381
what was wrong about it

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>>143654125

Mate

>>143654251
Ok allright, i know the feel if you get matched up with shitters that don't even understand basic teamcomp. Have another (you) as sign of sympathy.

>>143654356
But if she bumps and melees a Zenyatta she'll need like 3 bodyshots to end him.

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>>143653916

> Pharah fires rockets into the well
> "Use a displacement mine. That'll shift him off the wall"
> "Nah, man. Splash will get him"
> Splash damage doesn't get him

>>143653782
Either no one is seeing you work, so they don't realise you contributed, or those kills didn't help take the objective.

If your team can't move and could really use a Tracer while you're pissing about out the back of beyond, then you aren't helping.

>>143654284

Just ignore them.

There's also a mute function if you use the social tab function in game.

>>143654226
I would play him all the time if his offensive abilities weren't his only good traits.
He's supposed to be a fucking support, you know?

>>143654406

gibraltar bores me

When was the point you realized that it wasn't that Zenyatta was underpowered, it's just that you've been playing him with terrible teammates?

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>I main __________

nigger you play the matchups

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I wish Mercy and Lucio swapped kits so that more people would be playing Mercy(who is actually Lucio)

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>enemy team is 2 reinhardt 2 bastion 2 mercy

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Honestly this game is a stupid amount of fun. Of course there's some flaws, but I think overall it's a great game. But I wonder how much they will end up adding to the game, like more game modes or heros. Or if competitive will actually be fun and worth getting gud in.

>Tracer is absurd because she can't be punished
>Mccree is absurd because automatically wins engagements
>Widowmaker is absurd because bodyshot spam and wallhacks

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>>143654112
>it's a bastion gets the potg episode
I like bastion too but man does this get boring. It's the same clip every time. My highlight reels are filling up with the same bastion clip.

I just lost 8 matches in a row. All of them were a crushing defeat, half of them we lost in under 2 mins.

Why is matchmaking non existant? Playing alone is a nightmare.

>>143654406

Probably Numbani, but I think most maps are pretty decent.

>>143654481

not if you're bad and retarded.

>>143654481

>Implying there aren't heroes that are always viable on a team

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>>143654382
Sorry to break it to you but out of dumpsterland Bastion is a non-issue and people will laugh at you for picking him