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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, May 27th:
1644 – Manchu regent Dorgon defeats rebel leader Li Zicheng of the Shun dynasty at the Battle of Shanhai Pass, allowing the Manchus to enter and conquer the capital city of Beijing.
1860 – Giuseppe Garibaldi begins his attack on Palermo, Sicily, as part of the Italian unification.
1905 – Russo-Japanese War: The Battle of Tsushima begins.
1941 – World War II: U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt proclaims an "unlimited national emergency".
1942 – World War II: In Operation Anthropoid, Reinhard Heydrich is fatally wounded in Prague; he dies of his injuries eight days later.
>News
CK2 DD 7
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-development-diary-7-get-sicker-and-die-harder.936920/
HoI4 DD56 - Bits and Pieces
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/hearts-of-iron-iv-development-diary-56-bits-pieces.930457/
>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/
# Archive
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WZZFXDyT!yyb25ZuLdLs0B8vhoKS3LA
# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>EU4 - BDSM
http://pastebin.com/vYbnKvK2
>>[CK2 - 2.4.5] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
Old Thread
>>143409706
Dicholas
reminder
reminder to report and ignore shitposting
>>143499139
In December of 1924, after almost three years of taxing work, every French army, colonial and home, has been fully refitted with modern equipment and support personnel. The task was immense, but the French General Staff can now pat themselves on the back: they have helped to give France the indisputably most advanced army in the world.
Each army is comprised of 24,000 infantry, 6000 airborne support personnel, 9000 tank and 9000 artillery support personnel, and 3000 special engineering personnel. The General Staff is confident that, while almost numbingly expensive to maintain, France's armies are now once again the ideal standard, perhaps for the first time since the days of Lyautey's reforms in the mid-1800s.
The battle for military funding is not yet over--Napoleon V is now haranguing Maurras and the Assembly both to ensure that he has sufficient funding for a "significant naval expansion" to help challenge British dominion of the seas--but, for now, everyone can take a well-deserved break.And me too, shit goddamn. That was taxing as hell, I barely got through 2 3/4 years this whole fucking day.
NOTHING CAN STOP THIS TEUTONIC ADVANCE
>>143501861
>91 stack
That's a big army
pls preorder hoi4
>>143501783
The
WORST
General
>>143501958
shit meme shit borders
>>143501958
What mod
>>143501861
Are you in debt?
>>143502115
robmod
>>143501970
U U
U U
>>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i
>>[V2] - unHPM v1.3.1
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx
>>[V2] - 7 Years v0.3
http://pastebin.com/tsPsr70u
>>[V2] - Robmod v2.4b
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi
>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t
>> Updated Waggle Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB
>>143501958
>that romania
>>143502209
thanks rob
>>143502209
Based Cobra
>>143502319
Will the new tech system improve eu4?
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-26th-of-may-2016.937696/
For those who missed
Update the link in the OP, OP
>>143502319
>>143502416
Yes. But it won't be enough. Also, there's gonna be a GP blob in india or china every fucking game now.
>>143501958
ITS A GERMAN WAR DANCE
>>143502046
Russia isn't controlled by me, White Russia won the civil war.
>>143502115
WW1 mod for HoI3, it's pretty railroaded though, you're forced to declare war on Montenegro, Greece always goes allies, and nobody ever joins the central powers.
>>143502269
It's historical, although romania should have moldova
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Bucharest_(1918)
>>143502518
How so?
>>143502416
Maybe, but it's hard to say
I think it can end up locking non friendly nations out of tech
Or punishing non colonial nations
Wagglers are a necessary evil to cleanse shit threads of even shittier posters.
good job
>>143501970
They're actually 51 stacks, anon.
But don't worry, I have like 25+ of them.
>>143502143
Nah, I can finance them with good income when they're at 10% supplies. It's when they go to 100% and it costs me like 17,500 a day when things start to get dicey.
>>143502554
Its still pretty shit looking
>>143502209
>mfw I've created this pasta with just unHPM trying to legitimately help unHPM with his mod
I've never thought that it would result something with all mememods that gets constantly shitposted 2bh.
>>143502681
Yeah but did the last war leave you in debt?
Who /waggler/ here?
>>143502569
The starting rulers on some indian nations have fucking insane stats. Without a starting tech penalty, they'll keep up much longer. Also some of the conditions are basically based on wealth, and a larger indian nation can easily have the biggest trade node for instance. So they'll have an easy time getting the new tech stuff spread to them.
>>143502013
>go to /his/ to redpill them with my righteous opinions
>get banned for racism
Holy shit, the memes are real.
>>143502554
No I'm talking about your borders
>>143502851
Shit, maybe they will balance it out
>>143502762
No, I've only been in debt like twice the whole game, and it was no more than like 2k each time and I paid it off instantly.
>>143502787
more like /putmyhelmteonbackwards/
>>143502757
>unHPM
>not a meme mod
If it wasn't a meme mod why didn't he call it something else?
>>143502554
France is dead, only one more left
>that luxembourg
wew
>>143502727
What do you expect from """roman"""ians
>>143502946
Yeah, with ukraine it looks pretty bad. I would release them as a puppet if I could keep Galicia.
>>143502964
The screenshot of the spread showed korea and south india having all 7 spread to them while eastern europe and spain didn't. So, yeah.
>>143503163
The mod covers WW2?
>>143503040
>shit
I only posted HISTORICAL FACT, it's not my fault the Jews have been banned from literally all of europe at one time or another.
>>143502757
>>143502209
>>143502209
Why is 7years considered a meme mod while napoleonmod isn't?
>>143503102
Initially he tried other names but unHPM seemed the best one at that moment. But now he is apparently using unHMM, which seems better.
No matter how hard Reddit shills against waggling, Willy always saves the day.
>>143503242
What exactly did you post?
>>143503291
It was made by the leader of the discord shitposter group
>>143503291
It is not, but for some reason (read R&I autist) it is not allowed in the OP.
>>143503291
7years is too much absurd, while napoopan is reasonable and plausible.
>>143503320
Good interracial poster
>>143503040
Bad soon-to-be interracial poster
>>143501643
>feel like reliving the golden days with EU3
>open archive
>.bin
>>143503496
why is France winning the Napoleonic wars reasonable and plausible but France winning the 7 years war not reasonable and plausible?
>>143503291
it isn't, it used to be in the OP until it became known the modder is the owne rof the discord group
>>143503641
because a revolution is required for a country to be truly a winner B)
>reform rome in ck2
>import into eu4
>about to hit the end date
So if I port it over to Vicky2, will the Roman Empire be there? Because I'm going to take this all the way to HoI3 if I can.
>Steamgruppe
>/gsg/ MP
>Radical Yugoslavia
>Discord
Will gsg ever catch a break?Or will we finally stop pretending that shitposting isn't part of the essence of this general?
>>143503641
It's not France winning that isn't reasonable, but the way the fucking mod itself is organized. It's bugged, bareboned, incomplete and shit in general.
history buffs will always be the biggest shitposters
>>143503875
Don't forget the hivemind shitposters.
>>143503903
so it could possibly be considered a shitty mod, but not necessarily a meme mod
>>143503395
I'm just meming, I can't even remember what exactly what it was, I was discussing whether the Nazis or the Soviets were worse with a gommie and he said that thr nazis put 6 gorrillion of their own citizens in camps so I said that the Jews were not German, they're a parasitic disease which attaches itself to a host nation, degrading it's national values and conciousnessbefote moving on to it's next prey.
>>143503596
>not knowing how to pirate
>>143504035
Ah yes, Freelance Shitposters (mostly allied to Rad Yugo) and the liquormemers branch of the Discordians.
>>143504113
fuck me for assuming the archive should suffice
>>143504047
Yes, but it's both shitty and meme because of meme decisions, meme borders and meme events.
>>143503847
yes though I fail to see why would do that
>>143504246
You still needs the tools to pirate, the archive just gives you the files
>>143504259
blobbing probably
>>143504492
>rome with pops
I don't know, I can see the upsides.
>muh slaves
>5th game in a row where not enough iron is being produced in time for me to be able to upgrade my fucking factories
HPM please... Or am I'm just too good at industrializing?
>>143504667
>Or am I'm just too good at industrializing?
>I'm so good I don't know how to do it
>>143504667
Peak in demand can happen
>>143504072
Holy shit
>>143503163
Time to take back our rightful territory
>>143504887
>Im so good at industrializing that the entire world runs out of iron
ftfy
>>143504667
>>143504887
>>143505215
It's literally you. Lower your tariffs until you get your factories made, you fucking mongoloid.
>>143505115
Are you laughing at the cringeworthy righteousness oe the ban?
>>143505215
Sounds more like the rest of the world is so good at industrializing that they're running themselves out of iron.
Unless you're a gross nation like China or something and you're building a massive industry without researching the iron production techs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2V9IE-BqRs
>>143505975
Wilhelm the great?
>>143504184
We are allied to no one, as we are free men.
>>143505456
Nope, played as Germany this time and was way ahead of anyone else in all scores and techs. Had about 40 factories that were full and needed upgrading but no iron.
Same thing happened last week when I played Cuba and USA. There just isn't enough iron being produced
>>143505417
>No new posts
t. phd in liquornomics
>want to listen to history ASMR whilstplaying gsg
>only history asmr is male
>not confident enough in my sexuality to listen to a male voice seductively whispering about serfdom in early modern prussia
Wat do, lads?
>>143505156
beautiful
India is completely occupied, as well as burma
In 4 months I'll just lower britains unity so they surrender, they cant win anymore
>>143507418
ur gay lad
>>143507418
>asmr
Kill yourself
>>143507914
what is asmr lad?
>>143507418
>history ASMR
explain yourself lad
>>143504072
truu
>>143508468
>>143508432
If you don't know what ASMR is it's basically that feeling you get when you pee on a cold day and you shiver, excspt brought on by sounds. Whispering with lip smacking can do it, rqin, tapping, lots of things.
The problem is there is this big history channel for ASMR, with this french person whsipering seductively about history, which would be great, but he's male. And getting tingles from a man would be GAY
>>143508842
nothing gay about being gay bro.
>>143508842
you're fucking gay because of ASMR not because you like men's cocks
I'm mopping up the last holdouts that are resisting the Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere.
I could use some help naming the following planned puppet states:
>An insultingly colonial Indochina type client state composed of Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia
>A medium sized chinese client state centered around Beijing
>A small client state occupying the Johore/Northern Malaysia area
>>143509209
pew
tew
lew
>>143508912
t. milo yebrewopolis
>>143509209
>Manchuoko
>not Manchukuo
lmao
just lmao
>>143509209
>>143509704
>Manchuoko
man chew uk oh
>>143509704
>nip nap nop
The only name he needs to remember is Allgemeine Ostasiatische Gesellschaft.
>>143509704
I'm not good at naming oppressive Japanese client states, thats why I asked for help. Is Mengjiang right at least? And how is Nanjiang as a name for a southern puppet state centered on Nanjing (orange)?
>>143510069
Other names used are the Republic of China-Nanjing, China-Nanjing, or New China.
google it matey
or
use ur imagination.
>>143510354
My imagination isn't helpful, as its in english. Rep China-Nanjing and the other variants are too WW1/WW2 era specific, thats why I didn't use them.
New China isn't quite right for the EU4 map. It translates to Shin Chūgoku in google, I might use that. Also considering Chūgoku Pekin (China-Beijing)
>>143510654
If you're going by localized names rename Manchuria to Manshū and Vietnam, Annam
>>143510654
Land of the fallen sun?
>>143510995
I might do that for Annam. I'm going to rename the Malaysia area Syonan-to, so the only ones I need to figure out are the Beijing and Canton centered client states.
Whats the equivalent of Manchuoko that might be used for those two areas?
There's nearly 6 million people living here. If La Plata unified right now, it'd have 100k pops less than them.
>>143505423
yes
>>143511295
Dunno, can't help you there. I only really have read much about WW2 Imperial Japan and Warlord China. That is the extent of my knowledge.
why
why is vanilla so goddamn retarded
I didn't even start the blobbing into persia thing, that just happened and then I jumped on at the very end
I just got out of a war to get basra back from spain after they colonized it form me, and I thought well I'm civilized now so I shouldn't need to worry about niggers blobbing into me
but no russia wanted basra for some fuck reason
>>143513529
The Secret War
>>143512797
>>143513732
>Kingdom of Timbuktu
I miss the AI releasing those gross little shits desu
>>143513732
>kingdom of timbuktu
*smacks lips*
hol up
Who should I play in nWo?
NO memes
>>143514242
Belgium
>>143514242
Germany and conquer Poland
>>143514242
Israel, 1992 start date
Encourage max globalization and puppet USA and European Federation.
>>143514242
Comfy Thailand desu
>>143513732
>>143507418
>>>/lgbt/ is your home now anon.
sorry for killing the thread lads
>>143514242
Conquer all the Bantustans as Leostho
>>143515257
t. Alexi Grandi
>>143515487
t. Alexi Ghandi
do you like my mod lads?
>>143515442
alex hates me dude
Any /gsg/ approved films? I like pic related, it really showed how gruelling the falklands war was.
>>143516203
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/gallery/big-screen-booze-15-movies-598102/1-the-worlds-end
>>143516261
mememememememememememememememe
>>143516210
Lad I am the only liquormemer here, everyone else is a fucking fraud.
>>143516402
Hi Alex!
t. K
>>143516402
>>143516330
>>143516210
>>143515923
>>143515934
>>143515694
>>143515442
>>143515257
Alright I have been putting this off for the entire time you've been doing this, over a month now, atleast. I am really fucking annoyed by this meme. Victoria 2 is a great game, by far the greatest grand strategy of all time, in no other game can you manage an economy, your pops, your diplomacy, your taxes, your army and your sphere of influence at the same time. Victoria 2 takes every element of every game and makes it great. Your pathetic fucking mana/dynasty/OoB/insert single issue game simply can't compete. I've tried playing them, believe me. They are pathetic. You play them and you only have to manage one, maybe, two things. Hah, what is this mess? It's a botched job. A complete write off. And sure, if you like that sort of purile simplistic shit then more power too you, it's not my job to kick down your sandcastle. But why must I spend my time arguing this with you? Just because Victoria 2 is too complex for you doesn't mean it is for everyone. And when challenged you crawl back into your same abhorrent memery, because that's all this is, you don't have the slightest clue what you're saying or who you're messing with, because if you did you'd stop. Go back to playing your blob simulator, little man, because this general belongs to us. The true strategy gamers. Not your lame, disgusting casual shit. And you know the worst part? We can't even meme back. Hell, I'm sure there's some really overpowered trade good in EU4, but we can't say "hurr durr naval supplies" or whatever because the simple fact is nobody has played your favoured game since EU3, back before they dumbed it down for people like you. So well done, my friend, you made an intellectual victoria 2 fan MAD. You've achieved your greatest feat since you formed grossulmiums, mark this on your wall as a victory for your abysmal existence because I can tell you now, kiddo, this is your peak.
The only reason the Western culture has dominated for the last 200 years is that it's power has ascended greatly since the Industrial Revolution. Things are going to change in this century. Before the Industrial Revolution, Europe was basically a coping and adaptive culture. As you can see, the Greek civilization was not an ORIGINAL civilization like the Chinese civilization. The Greek civilization was heavily influenced by both Egyptian and Mesopotamian civilizations ( Greek myths and religion had their roots in various Mesopotamian beliefs).. The Greek architecture and medicine were adopted from Egypt and ancient Greeks extensively borrowed from Babylonians ( the ancestors of the present day Arabs) for it's astronomy and mathematics and even it's alphabet was based on the non- European semitic Phoenician alphabet. How about Christianity which was originated among non-European semitic people? As you can see, the Greeks were the biggest copycats in the ancient world. In this ancient time period, there were Confucius, Laozi, Mozi, Zhangzi, Mencius, Sun tsu, etc in China whose thoughts were at least as great as any Greek thinkers. Before you wrote this outdated Eurocentric trash, you should have read SCIENCE AND CIVILIZATION IN CHINA by Joseph Needham which was picked as one of the 100 best English language non-fictions of the 20th century by Random House. I'm going to list some of many Chinese inventions and ideas that backwards Europe copied from China before the Industrial Revolution. China invented compass, rudder, leeboard, centerboard, multi-mast, watertight compartments which Europe didn't use for their ships until the late 18th century. Without all these Chinese inventions, the European voyages of discovery wouldn't have been possible. Also China invented not only paper but also printing including the movable type about 400 years before Gutenberg who had been vey likely influenced by the movable type developments in China and Korea, developed one.
lads I am liquormemer after all
Without these Chinese inventions, the SPREAD of Renaissance would have been extremely difficult. China invented not only gunpowder but also gun, cannon, rocket including multi-stage ones, both land and sea mines, bomb, even hand grenade. All these Chinese military technologies were furiously copied by Europeans. Can you imagine the modern military without these Chinese inventions? Even the European Enlightenment was heavily influenced by many of Chinese thoughts. As a matter of fact, many Enlightenment thinkers such as Montaigne, Leibniz, Voltaire, Quesnay, etc. were enamored with the ancient Chinese idea of mandate of heaven that essentially declared that an UNFIT king should be overthrown. These European scholars thought the mandate of heaven idea was much more enlightening than the rigid and primitive European idea of the divine right of king to rule forever no matter what. This Chinese idea of mandate od heaven greatly influenced the French Revolution. Also these European thinkers had a high opinion of the Chinese bureaucratic system based on meritocracy through civil service examinations, while denouncing the privileges of the European hereditary aristocracy. Even the concept of laissez-faire was borne in the ancient China. Both Taoists and Confucian scholars believed in little or no state intervention in economic activities. From about 2nd century BC on, Chinese dynasties practiced free market economy while only intervening from time to time in iron and salt enterprises and also by and large they kept taxes low. The Chinese idea of laissez-faire greatly influenced the French economist Quesnay who in turn influenced Adam Smith. Also in the 18th century all things Chinese were a rage in Europe. Europeans copied Chinese architecture, interior decoration, tea-drinking, etc. As you can see it was the Europeans copying Chinese, not the other way around.
It's no accident China and India were the two biggest economies in the world from the 1st century to the end of the 18th century. Also China invented blast furnace, coking - coal, so called- Bessemer Steel Process, Siemens' Steel process, drilling techniques for oil and natural gas ( China drilled for natural gas and transferred it through pipelines for heating and lighting starting in the 4th century BC, on the other hand Europe didn't use natural gas until the late 19th century). Without all these Chinese inventions, the Industrial Revolution would have been impossible. These are just some of the ground- breaking Chinese inventions and ideas that backward Europe eagerly copied before the Industrial Revolution. Even science was born in the 11th century in the Islamic civilization with the birth of the EXPERIMENTAL SCIENTIFIC METHOD ( all ancient civilizations were pre-scientific) The backwards Europe again copied the experimental scientific method extensively thus bringing about the Scientific Revolution in Europe. The primitive Europeans copied not only science but also math, architecture, literature, etc from the Islamic civilization in the Middle Ages. As you can see Europe was basically a copying and adaptive culture before the Industrial Revolution. Even though Europe overtook China in science in the 17th century. China was still ahead of Europe in technology until the end of the 18th century because there was disconnect between nascent scientific theories and implementing them for technological developments. Before the Industrial Revolution, almost all the technological improvements were done by craftsmen or technicians not by scientists. Even Ancient China was far ahead of the Greco-Roman civilization in technology. According to Robert Temple, a well-respected scholar of the Oriental Studies, more than half of the inventions that laid foundations for the modern world before the Industrial Revolution came from China.
Since I have reached the conclussion that my ideal grand strategy game will not be released anytime soon, I started daydreaming about playing GS.
That's right, I no longer play strategy games, instead I imagine that I am playing them. And oh boy, this is really fun.
There are just so many options... In my mind, you pretty much play as any contemporary nation. You can play as N.Korea and try to become more liberal, reform financially (over the course of years) ultimately unifying Korea through diplomacy, or remain an absolutist dictatorship and fund extremists to steer shit up in the south, or declare war when the International Community is busy with more severe issues. There is this thing called World Tension (nothing to do with the hoi4 one). When there is not much world tension, the world is very eager to maintain peace, so unprovoked invasions or war crimes will be dealt with very aggressively, when there is a lot of world tension, the world starts getting used to the notion of wars, thus it is easier to do your thing without the UN fucking your shit up. If there is a lot of WT and the UN fails to reduce it several times, its' Authority will get reduced, resulting in eventual disbandment. The UN can always be restored, with the consent of all 10 Great Powers.
My favorite campaign was with South Africa. I picked a globalist focus, that pretty much allowed all Negroes to feel accepted in my society (pan-Africanism). After reforming agriculture, industry, infrastructure and healthcare, I started focusing on military imports and technology. I got to attack some "infamous" nations and soon I dominated the African Union, federalizing several friendly nations up to lower-central Africa. After teaching them how to be humans, I rapidly started feeling like a World Power. Having riled-up a lot of attention with my conquests and being the US rival (emerging GPs are not taken very kindly), they manipulating the global opinion against me and funding discord groups.
im in heaven
>>143517720
>tfw the uk produced 40% of the world's steel in 1875 with only 32 million people
try and beat that chinks
I soon started preparing fortifications in Southern Africa and importing AA and nuclear arms from Russia and China. I even got to spread out my industry and make some shelters. The US soon made their move, 20 divisions deployed in the Ivory Coast, plus 6 allied ones. My intel detected 3 US CVs deployed across my western coast. Shit was getting serious. I barely managed to complete my Balistic missle project before the US declared war and blockaded me, significantly reducing my import capability. As would be expected between nuclear powers, the war declaration was followed by a mutual agreement to not use nuclear weapons and instead fight conventionally. I accepted, since the US nuclear arsenal was way more threatening than mine, but this treaty can be easily revoked if necessary.
Their continential invasion proved to be much stronger than expected, their 20+ divisions broke through my 40+ ones due the crippling effect of their air-force. Being out in the plains, our army group was hopeless against the overwhelming US airforce. While our Russian imported jets were exceptional, both the larger quantity and better air-tradition of the US meant that we were to tread carefully. The first battle was a complete disaster, with us losing over 50 thousand troops (30 thousand dead or wounded, 20 thousand captured) and 30 jets, while them losing barely 2,000 troops and 4 jets.
Despite the first ominous battle, the US airforce failed to achieve her goals of completely crippling and overwhelming our military capabilities, like in Iraq. Flights deep in our country were thwarted by our overwhelming investment to AA technology and small scale dogfights proved to be effective at intercepting US jets. Our army, now deployed in a hilly environment and dugged it, while supported by our nearby forts and AA weapons, was in a largely better position. Within the next 3 days, the US lost over 60 jets! while we lost 40.
>>143515442
>>143515487
>>143515694
>>143515923
>>143516330
>>143517106
>>143517556
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>>143517859
>>143517913
>>143517920
>>143517953
These are grandiposts
>>143517982
trob
That isn't to say that we got away with it though. US troops still broke through the east part of the 2nd front, more or less forcing us to abandon a large portion of our land and retreating into our 1st line of heavy fortifications. On the meanwhile 3 major amphibious assaults, involving 3 US fleets with one carrier each and 120,000 men took place across our Western coast. Armed with special warheads, from our 10 ballistic strikes towards the CVs only one succeeded, but it was enough to force the ship to retreat for repairs. Only the northmost invasion succeded in making significant gains, with the middle one being repelled and the south one being cancelled due to the lack of air support.
Bah, this will take hours to fully type out. Let's say that as I was starting to get my shit fucked up, I used nuclear strikes against their armed forces and they retaliated. Soon I started also targeting their own cities, and even got a succesful strike on Washington DC. With me having my force completely crippled, half a million US soldiers deployed in the south-east of my country, having over 50% of my population dead and most of my land irradiated and with major attempts to overthrow the government, I got saved in the last minute; a Russia intervened on a somewhat exhausted USA, unleashing half their nuclear arsenal on them and invading Alaska.
The US withdrew from my land and was forced to cede Alaska to Russia and pay me 5 billion $ as reparations, while I lost a significant part of my African gains due to the unpopularity of the war. I am currently trying to rebuild my country and get rid of that fucking nuclear fallout. Don't use nuclear weapons lads, it's hell on earth.
Pic related: Red+Pink was my country before the war, Pink is the land I lost after the war, Blue were the US aligned countries, Yellow were non-aligned ones. X's are the fortifications and trenches, blue arrows are the major US invasions.
Daydreaming about playing GS sure is fun though..
>>143518027
grandipost
>>143518087
this is a grandipost
>>143518092
this is also another grandipost
>>143518131
trobobobo
Jose, is that you?
Why has this general gotten so weird?
>>143518776
there is nothing to discuss
>>143518776
lol kid ur so weird 0_o
>>143518848
>/gsg/ Grandi Shitposting General
Call Me by chipmunkson16speed
>>143518776
People hate EU4 because of mana.
People hate Stellaris because of 4X.
Nobody plays HoI3 because HoI4 is coming out.
Nobody plays CK2 any more because new DLC took out all the fun.
People are starting to hate V2 because of elitists, Rob and liquormeme.
We have nothing left to discuss, nothing to agree on and start to hate ourselves.
HPM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ROBSHIT
>>143519179
chipmunkson16speed, it's time to stop shitposting.
>>143519179
it's time to lay off the meth
>>143518776
nothing is wrong
>>143519269
You do realize the steam group is owned by Johan himself and this is all a ploy to get people to buy HOI4 right?
>>143519570
pls buy
Okay go- guys let's get back on track and talk about the only Grand Strat that matters, HOI4.
How about we set up a HOI4 mp game, when do you want to play?
>>143519932
We'd have to learn how to play the game first
>>143519269
>People are starting to hate V2 because of elitists,
Had you not put elitests this aould have been a perfect summary.
Fucking with traits. Is it possible for agnatic traits to be inherited by the mother in a Matrilineal marriage?
>>143519979
Just draw arrows at the other countrys m8.
>>143520039
no
>>143519932
no fuck off, im in heaven
ive never had a better thread
>>143519932
as soon as there's a working mp crack, cuz I ain't buyin that shit
also only if I can be Belgium
>>143520554
The Secret WarI don't see a thing because I don't use 4chanX
Quick reminder that Austria > Prussia
>>143520554
Why was my post deleted I didn't break any rules.
inb4 this post is deleted
has anyone ever seen an unprofitable liquor factory
>Matrilineal marriage
>mediæval dynasty simulator
>allows wymyn to be the head of the household and pass on THEIR family name
>>143520880
i agree with this only becauseim a Pre-Vatican II Catholic
pls don't let my favorite general die
>>143520425
>no
Well shit. Will have to find a way around that then.
>>143521003
Nobody tell this man about Conclave.
>>143521158
DO tell this man about the mod that removes the offending features once he does find out about Conclave
>>143521294
>mod removes ahistorical matrilineal marriage
>get daughter
>game over unless she commits incest
>>143520880
Crumbling Multicultural Mismash of States <<< Strong German-Majority Nation
reminder this is what Stellaris does to threads
>>143521294
Is there a mod that removes shattered memetreats and restores battle WS to pre-cuckslave levels, but -keeps- the reduced assault time? I want to win wars even faster (only way to make playing on a toaster bearable)
>>143521450
>CK2
>not committing incest
>not waggling your willyahhh CUMand jamming it in every woman in your court
L
A
D
>>143521012
What the fuck is Vatican II, me lad? Mecca?
>>143521294
That honestly sounds like a pointless mod. IIRC the AI doesn't touch that stuff.
>>143521556
>>143521730
>doing that as a woman
>50 kids
>half of them niggers
>all with claims
>>143521840
>your heir becomes the KANG of afrika
>WE
>WUZ
>>143521556
>brown eyes
Why is literally every german nationalist not even german?
>>143518116
>>143517980
>>143517859
>daydreaming gsg campaigns
honestly sounds fun
>>143522015
>implying eye color factors in race
>>143522015
fuck off kike
Why must the internatonal jew perpetuate the myth that the slow down of CK2 is due to the Greek castration, and not, the obvious answer, the sub-continent of bloat itself, India?
>>143522195
You don't want India in CRUSADER kangz?
What are you racist?!?!?!?
Everyone knows India was a vital part of the crusades.
>>143522527
nice meme
pls suscribe
https://www.reddit.com/r/DDRJake/
twitch.tv[slash]red_pete
streaming victoria please watch desu :3
>hey this game about the crusades is a really good idea! We need to expand on it!
>Hey, how about leeting peoppe play as muslims, seeing the crusades from the other sides?
>I love it, that's a brillaint idea!
>And how about expanding the Byzantines, because they featured heavily in the era, particularly the fourth crusade?
>Oho, we're on fire now! Any more ideas?
>How about the merchant republics?
>Wait, what did they have to so with the crusades?
>History and shit..
>Y-yeah.. okay.. what else?
>We should expand the game back to the vikings
>What the fuck? No. The playerbase won't accept us destroying a polished game by hyper extending it beyond it's initial timeline
>Trust me man..
>Wow, okay, that sold better than ever. Apparently the kids who play these games don't care about history at all, what DLC now?
>Play is safe with one focused on religion.
>Yeah, that one did okay, they're saying there wasn't enough content though.
>Listen man, I've got it.
>What?
>India.
>The fuck are you talking about?
>Motherfucking India, man, they'll love it.
>This is too fucking far, what does India have to do with the crusades?
>POO IN LOO CHOO CHOO
>Okay, that sold well but the reviews are extremely negative, we really need to improve ou-
>Charlemagne.
>No man, pls, they don't want this..
>Extend the game back to a period we have no knowledge of, outside of western Europe, it will sell for millions.
>They love it, we're filthy rich! Now what?
>Steppe expansion, the game currently runs too well, I'm able to pass a week in game in a minute, we need to fix that.
>You sure?
>Yeah, but make it really overpowered for the player, but somehow still shit enough that it doesn't do anything in SP.
>Right, it's become apparent they will buy literally any shit we make, now what?
>EU4 mechanics.
>>143523749
>okay what's next
>CHYNA
>wait no man I mean the rest of the DLC worked but China? Really?
>CHYNA
>okay
>HOLY SHIT WE MADE 6 MORE MONEY OFF ASIA DLC THEN WE DID OFF ALL PREVIOUS DLC COMBINED
>WHAT NEXT BRO
>anime DLC
>w-what
>anime
>b-but
>anime
>dude
>ANIME
>>143523548
great stream i love it
>>143523749
Don't forget the goddamn retarded 100 years war scenario.
Should've just stuck to the third fucking Crusade.
Will this general just be a stitch and bitch until the end of time?
Will there ever be a definitive, 600 page long treatise on why Vic 2's economy is absolute dog shit?
>>143524868
The steamgroup thinks 6 letters is enough.
>>143522195
>Greek castration
explain
>>143524978
Which steamgroup are we talking about? /gsg/ multiplayer, or Grand Strategy General?
>>143524980
Everybody was saying the game was slow as fuck after India was added and so paradox made a forum postclaiming the reason was not the massive continent of bloat, but it was in fact to do with the AI of greek rulers choosing whether to castrate their prisoners. They then claimed it's been fixed.
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ask-paradox-development-studio-anything.615174/page-98#post-19138242
But the game still runs like crap, and it only started running like crap post Rajas, so I suspect this was paradox in their usual bullshit way of making a funny to hide their appalling development skills.
And it worked on reddit, at least.
https://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/comments/3dfutg/til_that_before_patch_24_one_of_the_main_reasons/
Why hasn't HPM reduced factory construction time to 1 year?
>>143525101
>le good group theory
Fuck off, discord.
>>143525387
Gotcha. I don't play without India removed, but I own a toaster so it still runs pretty slowly anyway. Oh well.
>>143524080
If they actually managed to get the sheer batfuckery of Imperial China's politics right, you bet I'd buy it.
>>143525598
Do you own a NASA supercomputer or are you just absolutely retarded?
>>143525526
Both groups are full of autistic manchildren, but they talk about different things and have different motives.
>>143525598
Have you seen the abomination that muslims are in CK2?
If you think that is even close to accurate grab a rope, they'll literally just add another tier and make china feudal.
>>143525720
If, nigga.
>>143525720
Redpill me on China, lads. I unironically know nothing about it pre 9th century.
>>143501958
nice job cucking germany to the east
>>143525968
19th*
is making steel a maintenence good for factories a good idea
>>143526119
Yes. It would increase the profitability, realistically. The only ones against it are people who hate HPM and Victoria.
>>143526283
This is obviously a horrible idea upon about 5 seconds of actual reflection.
In order to maintain factories, coal already appears 3 times in the chain.
You need the end products, cement and machine parts, to maintain factories.
You need coal for cement.
That's one time.
You need Coal and Steel for Machine Parts.
That's two.
You need Coal and Iron for Steel.
That's three.
And then when you add steel into the equation, that's the fourth time.
>>143526796
Then simply increase the tech bonus for coal. This would have the duel effect of making early industrialisation harder and of course making steel great again.
>>143526796
You say that like coal wasn't the most important resource in the Victorian era.
>>143527000
>making coal more plentiful makes industrialization harder
???
>>143527024
>implying it wasn't liquor
well the world is absolutely bonkers. Africa is a clusterfuck beyond repair politically, austria hungary got cucked, a certain power in europe fell to facism and exterminated their irish, scottish, welsh, and jews. India is a supreme clusterfuck, and Ireland is a great power.
Gee fucking gee best mod ever, hpm is a saint
groβ-Germanium bump
>>143529578
Bait: The Picture
>>143501832
reminder to kill yourself
right lads, help me out here
i'm going to start a mega meme campaign, but first I'm checking that all my converters work, and lo and behold, the only official one is the shittest - constantly showing up country names as their tags. so i checked the localisation files and they seem fine (left of picture), so if i can get any help from you lads it would be appreciated
just feels like i'm missing something retarded
>>143531551
>impling you wouldn't want to fuck europe up as deutschland
>>143503596
>being this retarded
>>143532359
>>143532815
there is all sorts of things wrong with the save
please all have memorized watch at the rhine by this august at the lastest
i will be gathering you all up for end time rope days and will need you all up to par on discipline
we will form a microstate in north west australia called gross germaniums and start generating casus bellis from there, thanks
>>143523749
>Extend the game back to a period we have no knowledge of, outside of western Europe, it will sell for millions.
This is a very good point. How exactly do they know what country owns what, what nations even exist, etc, in earlier start-dates? Hell I would assume it's impossible to get any maps or writings from steppe and eastern nations.
I'm quite new to this game, until I can get primogeniture do I have to accept that every time I gain land I will eventually lose it until I have a higher ranked title?
Awesome news!
League of Legends publisher buys large amount of Paradox stocks.
There is just no way they will pressure Paradox into producing lowest-common-denominator games with no political elements to appeal to the chinese market.
https://twitter.com/producerjohan/status/736081172283854848
>>143532178
thanks for all the help lads, eventually found out was because paradox forgot to pay the converter guy to make the localisation indented in case anyone else has this problem
>>143534561
>paradox goes public
>>143534467
yes it sucks
are theregoodvicky 2 mods that extend through the 1900's and 2000's?
i dont enjoy HoI3 and EUIV's mods are shit for it
>>143534650
>>paradox goes public
>mfw being a neet who invested all his money in Liquor(factories) and is too poor to buy Paradox stocks
Could be my silver lining, they destroy the franchises I love but atleast I get some money out of it....
>>143525387
>Remove india mod
>Game triples in speed
Nice goin there paradox. Ill tell ya what I really want in vicky 3 fuckin duel core support.
>>143534918
only ones i know of are NWO and ultimate
NWO is ok and ultimate is almost hilariously bad
>>143535176
alright thanks, ill look into NWO. havent played vicky in a while but didnt want to just go back to vanilla+expansions
pls leak hoi4
I am bored
>>143535338
pls buy hoi4
I am poor
>>143535508
be sure to buy marshal edition as well, goy!
>>143535573
>goy
guy
>>143535573
of course I just couldn't bear not having my exclusive forum avatar
Do you prefer humanist or religious ideas as the byzzies?
>>143536605
Which game
>>143536771
EU4
>>143536837
the uninstall ideas
>>143536605
espionage
>>143501643
Should I do it /gsg/?
Is there a Vicky2 mod that lets me send all the Afro-Americans to Liberia?
So I can then play a comfy game of a majority African American Liberia.
>>143537891
>not wanting to play a pure white America
>>143537774
maybe
>>143538019
I'll just save after the event so I can play both whenever I feel like it.
But America will never be pure white, because I can't get rid of the Mexicans and Indians.
okay time to try out NWO mod, who play?
>>143538746
Tajikistan
>>143538746
prussia
>>143538746
Banat
I cannot believe that all the pissing and moaning by people about bloo bloo muh tech group muh poor china so unfair europe is so op ;__; has actually managed to worm into the minds of the devs and ruin EU4.
The game is called "Europa Universalis" for a reason you fucking retards. It it set in a time period where, shock horror, China and India and your favourite West African OPM didn't amount to shit. The first two (and arguably the third now I think of it) are both already dumb and ahistorically strong as it is, they don't need to be any stronger.
What the hell is with this fetish on the part of EU4 players for bitching about Europe's tech group? The original board game Paradox ripped off didn't even let you play as anything outside the European GPs (with the exception of the Turks) for fuck's sake.
Yes I'm nerdraging/mad.
When where and who should I play as?
>>143539296
preaching to the choir
go post it on reddit for a proper reaction you mong.
>>143539296
Shouldn't your choice in country essentially be your difficulty? I mean, I get the notion they have of not wanting the same fucking map happen at the end game screen every time, but of course the Chinese wont stabalize and horde their way to Europe. If you want to do it, you can, but it should be a challenge just like it would be for their leaders in history.
>>143539296
Except in EU4, everybody got Westernized mid game because somehow Portugal got a free province in India and China shares the same border with Russian Siberia sooner or later.
>>143539719
Actually what happenedim not sure if they fixed it but I doubt itis to westernize simply owning a province that a western power has a core on is enough. Even if they never owned it. This leads to a huge problem since Portugal gets a free core on goa around 1650ish. This leads to south india westernizing 99% of the time. Sometimes its a near unified india that gets it sometimes Asia is ruined to bad cause some OPM gets it.
>>143539340
oh nevermind, game keeps crashing on the load in
And every thread that discusses always ends up in "Nevermind fixed it" or "Works for me ;)"
oh well
>>143501686
had a shitty day but then I open /gsg/ and see that R&I sperg didn't get first post and I'm instantly much happier
you just made my day thanks friend
With the Seljuk jihad of 1081 leaving Constantinople only a few hundred miles from Muslim invaders, the Christians of Europe now had to take this threat to their religion and lands more seriously.
In Spain, the fight was more successful. The previously squabbling kingdoms of Leon and Galicia had been subsumed by Castille, putting together the Asturian framework that had before repelled the Umayyads and prevented incursion into France, and for now, have slowly taken back rightfully Christian lands in Toledo. On the eastern side of the peninsula, the joint crowns of Navarra and Aragon took Zaragoza, in no small part to the bravery of the count of Navarra, Ramiro Jimena.
After the victories in Spain, the Pope called for a crusade for Andalusia and the major Catholics in Western Europe, namely the kings of Castille, France and England, along with mercernaries paid for by the wealthy merchant republics, managed to obtain the duchies of Beja and Badajoz after an initial skirmish ended heavily in the Catholics' favour.
The Pope decreed that the land be given to the Serene Doge of Venice for his services in the war - and in having no way to adequately defend these lands himself, gave it to his unlanded sons to rule over. Meanwhile, the count of Navarra, upset due to the nature of the defeats in Muslim territory in wars waged by his liege, declared himself the rightful king of Navarra, and with more men loyal to his cause, was proclaimed so, with the Aragonese crown given to the more worthy Duke of Barcelona.
As the known world turns into the new century, other kingdoms also seem to be in periods of strife. The Duke of Poitou is defending himself against the unfair revocation of his lands, and travelers and merchants speak of an incredibly large civil war in the Holy Land.
well this should be a shit show
>>143540782
>China doesn't own Mongolia or Taiwan
wow what the shit China
>>143540912
>Implying you can own Mongolia
>>143540782
show Europe please, I'm expecting one Gross Germanium.
>>143540912
Wow it's like real life
>>143541186
China owns Mongolia and Taiwan, filthy Anglo scum
>>143541239
t. Turkroach
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>143541282
>Implying I'm a filthy kebab
How about gassing yourself?
>>143541342
t. kebab
How do i get male kids?
Should I play the all in one mod 4.5 or Mixed Mod for Darkest Hour ?
>>143540698
Whilst the Catholic part of Spain now has an advantage in strength over the Islamic side, it weakens itself by dividing.
The Queen of Castille's daughters split her kingdoms between themselves, and count of Alto Aragón refused to become a vassal under the new king of Navarra. However, once he was captured during the battle of Barcelona, he had no choice but to hand over his lands to his cousin.
>>143540698
yes my man, Make Navarra Great Again
Any mods I should get if I'm playing South Africa?
The first step is complete.Alles wird wieder gut sein.
>>143542563
Caleb's Political Titles.
>>143542653
Germanium must be gross
>>143541290
if you have a panzer corps i recommend putting Von Manstein as the leader, he is unstoppable.
All I wanted to do was play a quiet and comfy game as Sweden. I even turned on historically lucky nations so that I could get a decent Yurop.
>Poland declines the event to form a PU over Lithuania
>Hungary blobs into Poland like they're playing HoI 3
>Austria forms a PU over Hungary, smashes Muscovy in the succesion war and then without any break to rebuild manpower or money goes on to beat down The French and Ottomans at the same time
>>143543050
>Playing as Germemes in Kaiserreich
Play as Ottoman Empire if you dare you fucking casual
>>143543223
I believe in this europe
>>143543050
>>143543460
If I wanted to play as the Turks I'd play Alien vs Predator as a Xenomorph
>>143543223
it is your birth right to fix this shit
why the fuck does victoria 2 have to be so laggy??????????????
it's my favorite paradox game but it's fucking unplayable f uck you johan
>>143544015
That's just your computer being trash desu
>>143544015
>have a shitty, old laptop
>vicky 2 runs just fine
It's you desu
>>143544131
>>143544264
bros i can play mount and blade warband with 500 battle size silky smooth 60 fps and also gta V in 60fps but noooooooo not fucking victoria 2 of course not
>>143544338
What's your CPU?
>send ships at enemy ships
>lose lots of ships
rip ships
how do i ship
>>143545276
>putting HQ in with other unitsHQs provide a bonus to all neighbouring provinces. They're not supposed to be doing any fighting.
>>143545406
do they give a bonus even if they're fighting
>>143545489
yes they give HQ bonus when fighting
>>143512797
just
>>143540698
Is this just a visual mod? Does it increase performance?
>>143545805
Running a culture mod which is why the Muslim states aren't their dynastic names, running a mod that does increase performance by getting rid of sub-Saharan Africa, Iceland and India, and visual mod too.
What should the Serene Republic of Kiev do next?
>>143546534
Become a nomadic state
Release some western vassals and conquer a bit eastwards
Continue to do this until you get to karakorum
Then go south to india, and just hang around there for the rest of the game
>>143547062
That...
That's not what I was thinking of, really.
Although the Muslims banded together to avoid being fully wiped out, the new king in Navarra, Ramiro II, still attempted to achieve what his father, Munio, and his father before him, Ramiro, couldn't - an Iberia free of Muslim influence. Having rallied most of the other Western Catholics to his cause, he can feel his goal is finally within striking distance, even though he has only seen Muslim gains in his lifetime bar a small reprieve in the Navarran gain of Molina.
>Start as OPM, conquer 24 provinces in 60 years
>Country still smaller than single swiss/north german provinces
Such is the Swabian life.
>>143547947
Jesus fuck what am i looking at
>>143548139
You're looking at
>
>
>
>>143548139
What don't you get?
>>143548212
what mod is that though
>>143548254
>holy
>roman
>empire
How does it feel not being an alpha?
>>143547947
Any special countries mittel Germany can form?
>>143548254
The
>Sacrilegous
>Germanic
>ConfederationVoltaire's Nightmare
>>143548456
What the fucking shit is that bowtie
>>143549015
t. Beta
>>143549084
jawohl
>>143547947
I'd love to play this if it wasn't for what they did to France desu
The fall of the Castillans to Muslims was another straw on the camel's back. After gaining the support of the formerly liege-less Duke of Navarra, the King of Navarra declared a holy war to claim Castille's lands back, and the Pope backed this up with gold and supplies sent to Navarra, and by declaring another crusade for Andalusia - and he managed to persuade the Kaiser to bring forces.
How can I make a Paraguay playthroughfunin HPM past 1850 without going full democratic? Is there a way to get immigrants as a dictatorship? And what borders should I go for?
>>143549947
just conquer the rest of the americas so not being a democracy is not a problem
>>143549947
event 14680
>>143529578
>it's the second half of the 20th century and italy still didn't form
lmao
>Play Spain
>BTFO of Carlists
>Decide to liberate Greece and call in my best buddy Russia
>Russia peaces out for fucking dobrudja instead of liberating Greece
I hate these games more than I can express desu
>>143550670
>not letting carlists win to get the GOAT flag
Also whenever the AI does stupid shit with peace deals just use change owner to make it more sensical.
>>143541518
Just keep seducing until you get a male bastard to legitimize.
You will see
>>143547292
Start thinking of it then
>>143550926
>cheating
>>143550434
>cheating
>>143542653
>Fraktion Kalifatstaat
what?
>>143549947
Force a reactionary revolt, it turns you into an absolute monarchy, pass some reforms then. You become democratic and get cultural enrichment but can still appoint ruling parties
I'm going to play as Bhutan today in HPM and declare war on all New World nations I can but one. Which nation should I not go to war with?
>>143552305
USA
>>143552305
Chile
>>143552305
But why?
>>143552305
Make the UK release Jamaica and leave it alone.
>>143552536
Bhutan is inaccessible and it kills the targets' immigration.
>>143552536
To railroad the entire world's emmigration to a single nation.
>>143552305
Chile
pre-conclave, how do I get vessels to vote yes to higher crown authority?
>>143552661
>>143552717
Nice meme if you ask me
Is this typical or should I restart?
>>143552860
This is the default start I think.
>>143552860
Restart
>>143552305
I did this once and the peak was 40k immigrants a day to bolivia, it went on like that for a few years too but then died down a bit
The south american population density map was hilarious
I'm going to need some music for this one boys.
>>143553009
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSFWN18N0JB
"China's Tencent invests in Paradox Interactive shares"
RIP Paradox.
As Ramiro III ascended the throne, he saw Spain in a state of chaos - Leon had lost more yet more land, leading to Muyahid control of Asturias in the North, whilst the Aragonese royalty were more concerned with governing their new kingdom in Brittany.
All hope was not lost though. Whilst there were two seperate holy wars for the land Galicia had recently gained, Navarra had grown strong in the last 20 years, and with the help of Galicia should be able tor repel the invaders.
Maybe my CK2 games just don't last long enough, but I never seem to have any performance issues. The odd CTD, but that's it.
How many centuries in are folks before they start seeing this slow down with all the DLC going?
Also, I have yet to get Conclave or even update past 2.4.5. Is it remotely worth it?
>>143553141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iaEUWHVI2Y
>>143553160
RIP? They made League the greatest game on earth after they bought that
>>143553664
So you want Paradox games to:
>Be dumbed down for casuals even more
>Have even more microtransactions.
>Be altered to conform to PRC propaganda in their historical views
?
>>143553915
Paradox did those things before the investment though, nothing will change
>>143554082
>Paradox
>conform to PRC propaganda
>>143553664
>League
>good even before the purchase
it was dumbed down HoN, which is arguably dumbed down DotA allstars
Which is the worst paradrone community? The forums or r/paradoxplaza?
>>143552860
It's the Auld Alliance lad
>>143554192
It's still the most popular game out there
Would be cool if I could change the name or flag of my nation in-game in V2 desu. I hate having to edit all of the files manually.
>>143554194
Unironically /gsg/
>>143554585
The argument was greatest game on Earth, not most played.
You can't possibly want Paradox Games to become mainstream. Mainstream invites casual players, casual players invite casual mechanics.
>>143554673
t. Memeth
>>143554732
Lad, Paradox became mainstream long ago, where the hell have you been? Have you not noticed Stellaris, EU4, CK2's newest DLC, HoI4?
>>143554862
>>143553664
>>143554585
But Candy Crush has 4x the daily active players as LoL. So it's clearly 4x as good.
>>143552786
Anyone?
>>143554982
It isn't even remotely mainstream. It isn't niche anymore, no, but it isn't category 5 like League of Legends, Clash of Clans, Call of Duty, Hearthstone, etc.
Hell it doesn't even have the reach Civilization has. However, I will agree it has been shifting in that direction, which is what you see in EU4 and Stellaris. Slowly but surely.
>still no game made by paradox which is mainly focused on the cold war
>>143555234
>Wanting to spend 20 JFK mana to prepare your base tax for war or 30 Krushev points to increase base military in Moscow by 1.
Catholics btfo
>>143555169
Europa Universalis 4 currently has 1/4th the active players as Fallout 4 and 1/2 as much as Dark Souls 3 on Steam, which is pretty damn mainstream considering its a way older game.
>>143555169
>Hell it doesn't even have the reach Civilization has.
Lad, I don't think other games you list also have the reach Civilization have, perhaps except than LoL. Civilization is a fucking legend, don't underestimate it because it's not popular here. Civ V has always been in the list of top played games in Steam since it came out
Also most of my real life friends who play LoL also play EU4, but I can't base my assumptions on that as I don't have many friends anyway
>>143552786
>>143555116
One last time
any updates on the byzantium minimod?
Reminder that the Paradox IPO will be on May 31
Reminder that the Chinese will probaly buy large shares of the company and censor the shit out of the games up so they can be sold to Chinese markets
>>143555519
Perhaps I have the warped perception then. My circle has grown a bit and most of them are pretty casual, but absolutely none of them even heard of grand strat games in general until I brought them up. In fact, only one person I knew in real life knew of EU3 back then and he was a druggie /mu/ faggot.
I suppose the numbers on Steam don't lie, but would that mean Trove is mainstream as well? I guess we don't have a criteria to what labels "mainstream" or just "more popular than niche".
>>143554585
>but it's popular that means it's good guize
Jesus christ just kill yourself.
>>143555374
>766 troops to defend the entire region surrouinding Rome
Nah, he's fucked.
>>143555717
they did mention sweden a lot in there though
like, they would be skeptical of buyers outside sweden
I don't know if they're allowed to disallow some parties from investing selectively
>Can ally France
Should I remove moortuguese?
I wonder if paradox employee are browsing /gsg/
>>143556152
>they would be skeptical of buyers outside sweden
gee, I wonder why
maybe because that's because racist, islamophobic, misogynist and pedophiles are not allowed to invest :^)
just started my first campaign with all the dlcs™ as suggested by /gsg/
now it's time to tell me if i was tricked or not into getting shit dlc
>>143557243
Get HPM, faggot
I thought this meme was a joke, I didn't think they were actually this bad.
>>143557549
you have to go back
>>143557549
>LE EPIK ULM xD
>DONT FORGET TO SEE MY JAN MAYEN WC AAR xD
>>143557786
>post comment disparaging reddit
>this means you support and like reddit
HATING this meme tbvqh lad
>>143557787
Who made these borders?
I'll fucking kill them!!!
>>143557937
>actually going to reddit in the first place
>actually capturing screencaps from there and posting them here
You have to go back.
>>143557996
Shen, I believe.
>>143555553
You just make them like you. I'm assuming you're new at the game, so I'll tell you that hovering the vassal in the screen that show s the vassals who vote now to a crown law shows modifiers affect their choice IIRC. Just give away gold and landless titles like the rest of the game.
>>143558068
This is how you spot a self hating redditor, lads.
>>143557937
kill yourself
>watching child pornography
>b-but i am not fapping to it or something, i am doing it ironically guise! xD
>>143558101
>rob/discord/cobra//unHPM/radical yugoslavia/steamgruppe are a bunch of redditors
Who would've thought.
>>143558175
I just don't care what the fuck goes on there, just fuck off with your screencaps, you're just making me mad.
>>143558243
there's nothing wrong with watching child pornography
it's a victimless crime
>>143558137
OK thanks mate, and yea I am new to the game. I see you guys complaining about conclave so I turned it off for my first run. Whats so bad about it?
>>143558414
t.
Only 20 years into his reign, Ramiro III managed to retake Eastern Asturias and Toledo from the Muyahids. This could not have been achieved without expedient assistance from the large neighbouring Catholic state, France, but it had paid a price for that assistance - a civil war wrecked the nation and tore it in two, with the powerful Duke of Aquitane breaking away.
Outside of Navarran control was the lost land in the west, as Galicia and Leon fought over inheritance rights to land.
>>143558470
jesus christ, when was this taken?
he looks like a 70 year old today
>>143558520
Why your water has turned into vomit?
>>143558470
No, you idiot.
>>143558304
>you're just making me mad.
That's the idea, lad. You're supposed to channel your hatred of reddit into something you can laugh at.
>>143558446
Vassal system becomes cancerous and bloated but tolerable. The big thing is the addition of coalitions/a bad infamy system. General eu4-ization of the game.
>>143558446
All but one opponents like me though, how high does it have ti be?
>>143558623
Because it's with the map mod I'm using as I hate the weird glowy yet matte look of the normal CK2 map
>>143558641
But surely, pirating paradox games must be much more of a heinous crime than just fucking children? I mean, they don't even count as persons anyway.
>>143558823
t. Johan
>>143558790
Still it's better than a fucking sea of vomit.
>>143558764
It depends on many factors, if bribing/flattering doesn't work don't even bother. You could try replacing vassals that say no, I don't think vassals can retract their yes after agreeing so you can be gamey
Hey lads, using the EU4-Vicky converter, will it work with HPM?
>>143558520
Does this map mod affectironmeme?Also name of mod plos
>>143560052
Nope, in fact, the converter will blurt out some very awful borders, you may have to modify the map a bit. Or you can just leave it as it is and go full believable worlds.
>>143560812
Don't think so lad but I don't play in meme mode so don't quote me on that, and it's called Theatrum Orbis Terrarum
>>143560954
The shitposting died down after the new thread war last night, now most of us memesters are either banned or resting.
t. Cobra
What are the oldest dynasties in Ck2?
I know the Chola/Chera date back to the 3rd century BC whereas the Pandyas date all the way back to the 6th Century BC. The Three Families were known as the Three Crowned Kings of Tamilakam.
>>143560954
this is an autistic general for autists who play autistic games. Also yes there where 9000+ post deleted earlier.
>>143560954because
>>143560954
>Why not /wowg/
Clearly you've never been to /wowg/
>>143561725
>ERP
>in an MMO
this is not surprising
>>143540782
Tell me what happened.
I always salivate over the prospect of China and India duking it out in the Himalayas.
It would be like the Italian Campaign 10000 times worse.
>>143561226
WE WUZ KANGZ SOLOMON 'N SHIT
Does anyone have a link to download all the Victoria 2 sprites and the music pack?
>>143561226
Rashidun
>>143562938
>being so mad that 4x shit isn't included in the general
wew
>>143563268
Yeah fuck videogames, I would much rather complain about steamgroup drama and have Freshman level history discussions.
Fuck, the CTD issue with the birthright mod of CK2 still haven't been solved.
>>143514242
Ethopia, conquer every single colony released, or do it with Rhodesia, racist.
>>143558641
Speaking of child pornography, is there an archive of the paradox forum somewhere?
>>143507693
The central powers have won the war to end all wars!
The british have surrendered, giving up nigeria, gabon, egypt and rhodesia, but keeping everything else.
There are no gommunist countries in this world
King Nuño earned his moniker "the Hammer" for his crushing victories over the Muyahids, the eternal rivals of the Catholic Spaniards, earning both Valencian and Murcian lands.
His fights are still not finished however - the Breton-Aragonese war over Grenada still has Navarran support, although with a large rise in Cathar heresy support within Navarra, the king might have to look inwards rather than outwards for once.
>>143514242
CHYNA
>>143564087
Too bad we can't have localized nicknames.
are you fags really spamming threads again? I hope /gsg/ gets banned.
>>143564009
>Lëtzebuerg
How can I become theocracy as Persia? How the hell do I become theocracy as anyone actually? There aren't any religious rebels in the game IIRC
>>143564009
Africa is pretty nice desu
>>143564231
Yeah I'm not really sure why that abortion of a country is even there
>>143564496
>britain gave up labrador and nothing else
wew
This mod is pretty trash unless you play as the allies
Do tributaries count towards your realm size?
>>143564365
Reactionary rebels in muslim countries should make them theocracies tbqh
>>143565110
and the usNot even joking, the US becoming a monarchy makes little to no sense but becoming a theocracy makes plenty. In God we trust not king ok praise washington
I finally understand why you guys recommend people to disable the Conclave dlc.
>>143565415
You can also turn off shattered retreat and coalitions. I'm not sure about infamy.
>>143565415
The problem is the councils actually make sense in the initial timeline, what with the magna carta and such, but vikings having to take orders from a council of nobles in 817 is ahistorical bullshit.
>>143565415
>not disabling all dlc period
The only acceptable exception is charlemagne when you are ready to make your custom empire. Maybe the ruler designer at the start. Disable them after the deed is done.
Scrub.
>>143565703
Can you? I thought tnat was coming in a patch later, I didn't know you could already.
>>143565703
I've only ever played with shattered retreats (I'm new to CK2), and I in my beginner knowledge of the game don't see why they're so bad?
>>143565832
Open the defines.lua with notepad++ and change the parameters of shattered retreat and coalitions to 0.
>>143565924
>armies ping-ponging all the time
>no simulation of cavalry massacring low morale soldiers fleeing.
Its not realistic, and also makes fighting adventurers an extremely annoying task.
>>143565939
No, I know you can mod it out very easily, I'm asking if they added the ability to do it in game yet.
>>143566065
What are adventurers? Is it those ''Turkic band'' and various other people with strange names and titles I see?
>>143566224
No it's the guys with a claim who get a host and invade a realm to get the titles
>>143566190
>t. HPM
What the fuck does this meme even mean? Why would HPM do this? You fucking memers don't even understand the basic fucking noobcore memes anymore. Fuck off back to /r/paradoxplaza
>>143566190
I remember when /int/ was spammed by these very same pictures.
It was all done by australians.
Is all shitposting in /gsg/ done by australians?
>>143566334
I think I might've seen that once. I got a message that one of my courtiers once left to assemble an army and try to take over the titles of some petty king, is that it?
>Wanna do a mega campaign and see my tribe grow from nothing to the greatest civilization of all time
>Manage to do this in ck2's timespan so there's no reason for me to convert and continue playing
>>143566190
kek, waiting on the willy wagglers nowhttp://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB
>>143566425
Yes, that's it
>>143566361
All shitposting in 4chan is done by australians, m80
We are Gilen, a decent commander who decided to revolt on the cruel regime of Sancho II, what made people rally around us wasn't our personality but our military talent and the vision that we can unify Iberia and stop all the infighting in Christendom.
With 3000 men and Castile and Galcia fighting, we should be easily win our freedom and start a new era
>>143566346
t. Alex Grandi
>>143566446
Then start it in 1337, asottomemes
>>143566446
roleplay.
>>143566832
>Ottomans
>Ever being a tribe
>Becoming the greatest civilization of all time as Ottomans
>Implying I want to do something historically accurate
>>143566683
I don't see why australians would even frequent these threads, given they're a bunch of convicts descendants with no history.
>>143566769
>starting post 1066Following, looking forward to this. Good luck.
>>143566913
Do it with Germiyenoğuları then
>>143566913
Then start in 1337, assome indian shithole
>>143566975
I can't start 1066 with a peasant revolt, I had to start in 1066 and observeI also got wiped out, starting out as a peasent revolt is tough
>>143565305
yet we're on the eve of the ascention of the God Emperor
>>143567236
Last screenshot I got before I got wiped with a 7k stack
>>143565305
Thatis actually a pretty cool idea anon
>>143567265
>Roleplaying teens
Goddamnit I hate you guys
Help my sister is trying to seduce me
what do?
>>143567967
fuck her
>they're changing tech groups in EU4
>at the behest of redditors who found the current system was too "ahistorically railroaded against non european powers"
>so now Kongo longo mongo will start with the same tech as Europa
>mfw
>>143564143
>chin states
>>143568096
I bet you're one of those racists from /gsg/'s 4chan
>>143568315
>/gsg/'s 4chan
r8 my yurop
>>143567967
Post pics or shut the fuck up
>>143568553
Build any forts?
>>143566769
Reminder to self, make a stable rulership before posting ehre
>>143568683
From the Baltic to the Black.
>>143568771
Proof or gtfo
>stellaris is even worse than eu4
damn
Jesus FUCK
literally what the hell is it with spain blobbing into the middle east in vanilla vicky? I mean holy shit, it's every time, it's consistently in every one of my games they do this, fucking every time.
>>143568553
I love it desu
>>143569524
Problem being?
Why does Aral sea in HoI3 looks different to how it is in real life?
>>143569674
It's just so annoying. I mean, I don't give a shit I'm not playing as anyone around there. But like, WHY, why does it always happen AND IT'S ALWAYS SO INSULTINGLY UGLY
And don't you think some european power conquering mecca would cause some issues
They're giving out HoI4 keys.... and I dont have one.
THIS IS SO UNFAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://twitter.com/AsaTJ/status/736248620001828865
>>143569674
If doesn't get enough colonial migration :^)
Gonna play around Persia/Afghanistan lads
Should I do a Zunist or Manichean run?
>>143569817
What sea? I never heard of it.
>>143571000
Sunni Muslim
>>143569817
The aral sea is pretty much gone at this point
>>143571006
t. cotton farmer
>>143571129
This
>>143570496
>Folk Metalhead. Viking Warrior Poet.
Damn, where is my fedora
>>143571129
Played it too much desu and want something new and exciting
>>143571006
Now post the photoshopped version
>Hungary's population in 1960 was bigger than their population today
>>143571202
Don't most male ethnic Swedes listen to metal nowadays?
>>143571492
>Ireland's population in 1840 was bigger than their population today
>>143571209Orthodox then
>>143571492
It's because they banned abortion and taxed the shit out of everyone without a child in the 50s
>>143571492
>>143571750
>Finland's population in 59745BC was bigger than their population today
>>143572012
That's what Europe should dobut only for intelligent whites
>>143572078
>4Chan was better before all of you autists started memeing ironically and forcing memes
>>143572295
>4Chan
you have to go back
>>143572012
>taxed the shit out of everyone without a child in the 50s
Did the Nazi policy of eliminating interest for couples who had children actually work?hoi3 btw
>>143572295
>4Chan
>C
>>143572295
>4Chan
>think about what country I should play in a new vicky save
>always end up picking germany
Why bros? Why can't there be any country to match the might of Germany?
>>143572587
>RADIO ACTIVE
>>143572716
;^)
>>143572707
The UK if you're patient or Russia if you git gud 2bh
>>143572861
Well I did play Russia once. Managed to keep absolute monarchy until 1920s but fucking massive rebellions every year drove me crazy.
>mfw no counters on the map for hoi4
guess I won't be buying this shitty game. I've played the whole series since I was in middle school and I suppose this is how it ends- not with a bang but a whimper.
What do?
>>143572861
Speaking of russia, what's the fastest way to get a communist dictatorship?
>>143573041
but lad, there are counters :^)
>>143573041
You can disable 3d units entirely, and you can use NATO counters instead of their "horsey" symbols.
>>143574150
>You can disable 3d units entirely
I have yet to see definitive proof of this. I've seen it from a zoomed out perspective, but they may appear when zoomed in, as, for example, the map changes colour on zoom level.
>>143558414
You are supporting the production of child pornography though
Why do people here fail to grasp the concept that ironic shitposting is still shitposting?
>>143574293
>>143573041
they look really shitty, all they did was change the unit icon to nato and removed models from showing, but it still looks fucking terrible since the camera pans zoomed in
>>143574415
Actually I'm pretty sure everyone knows it. It's just that they don't care.
Under the reign on Ramiro IV, the dream of his extremely great grandfather, a Spain only for Catholic Spaniards, was almost realised.
Ramiro was not unaware though, that the French are not Spaniards...And neither are the Basque but fuck you that land is mine
>>143574358
>watching CP without paying for it is supporting CP
>Playing Paradox games without paying for it is supporting CP
Makes sense.
>>143574241
If you mean to imply that we wish for an efficient and harmonious society, then yes, you could consider us racist. We believe that our forefathers were bred to be smarter, bolder, and more powerful than any of the weaker races that we have subjugated.
Have you taken a look outside your pathetic basement? The most powerful humans of all time are by and far white males. We have carried the torch for humanity- giving light where was only darkness, food where there was only starvation, and medicine where there was only suffering. We have made it possible to gaze into ourselves to find the best man possible within us in order to create an stable, ordered society. I'm going to assume you're some negroid baboon or whatever half-breeds there are nowadays, and make sure that you leave the talking to us because it has become obvious that you're contributing nothing to our combined knowledge and intellect. Perhaps one day you will realize your place in this world and allow us to carry on civilizing the world and bring prosperity to all in our benevolence.
Why no leak for Hoy Four?
GROßAlso can anyone upload the water files for the map? I fucked it up by installing https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=438973576please
>>143556309
No, you get an event to PU them if relations are over 150 and the year is between 1550 and 1650 or something
>>143574425
wew, thanks johan
Goddamn nothing will ever top off the immersion factor of CKII. Stelaris is shite. EU IV and Vicky are alrite but they're not so immersive.
Can't wait for The Guild III, it's got all the CKII features i love.
>>143574817
>I'm not Spanish, I'm Basque
>I'm not Spanish, I'm Catalan
>>143575729
What I hate about the guild is that 4 years pass for every in game day
>>143575729
>>143576221
First time hearing about The Guild and I've been playing CK2 for thousands of hours.
Redpill me on the The Guild.
>>143574425
pretty sure its easy to mod out the 3d map and camera pan.
>>143568553
>communist turkey
>communist sweden
its beautiful :')
>>143571718
The three of them still there?
>>143575154
The fuck did you do to the water?
>>143576915
I installed A Revolutionary Water Mod incorrectly and didn't make any backups. It's in the spoiler.
>>143575737
t. jose ramirez
GSG DISCORD WHEN
>>143576372
Think of CK2 but there are no maps to paint.
>>143577731
stop posting, you'll start an autistic shitstorm
is the DLC unlocker dead for good? i don't want to support paradox's SJW bullshit and price gouging DLCs, but i was buying the base games. now it looks like i'm going to have to pirate everything rather than give money to a company that makes good games.
>>143577731
t. Cobra
Wew I love me so 'here have a day take 30 seconds to process
Anyway, fuck time. It's been a while since I played a whole game
>>143577101
>It's in the spoiler.
well now I feel retarded.
wake me up
>>143578079
Here's NA, that Alaska has maybe 24k total. Fucking GB and their damn sphere
Canada got un puppeted after GB got dismantled
>>143578289 SA
France, GB, and the Netherlands got dismantled, so Guyana spawned
Chile fucked up Argentina when I wasn't looking
>>143578492
SE Asia
Nothing much here, just German colonies acquired through dismantling Japan took Korea and did jack the rest of the game
>>143578136
Don't be
Just upload the original water files for me and it'll be cool
I'm almost done with my pre-V2 Co-Prosperity Sphere. Zhijiang, Nanjiang, Mengjiang, and Manchuko are my client states. What should I do with my last 100 years?
http://poal.me/jtycpo
http://poal.me/jtycpo
>>143578712
Southern Africa
South Africa and Rhodesia living the dream, poor Portugal keeps getting fuck by big Scandinavian men, and Tanganyika actually conquered Kenya after they both got released
Fucking Swedes petitioned for the Congo and immediately dropped the charade
>>143577856
Can I sling medieval crack to peasants and seduce female nobility as a means of climbing the social ladder
>>143579085
I believe you can, actually
>>143578870
take some land in indochina
btw are you converting this to vic2?
>>143578950
Northern Africa/Middle East
Yemen and Arabia sphere formed then released, Persia gets an honorable mention for taking Russian and Indian cock during Gb's dismantlement
Egypt, Sudan, Chad, and Buganda are fascist puppets. Germany got everything here after France/GB dismantlement. Ivory Coast conquered Liberia within the last 5 years.
>>143579291
That German west Africa has pretty gud borders
>>143579291
>5
>8
>0/7
>100/194
>100/710
>9 dip mana
>Green hammer
>>143579183
Sounds like a game I'd thoroughly enjoy then. I'll give it a shot.
>>143579291
>liquor mana
>>143579486
>Green hammer
>not knowing that fascists can always change policies
>>143579291
Europe. Sweden won and formed Scandinavia, the Netherlands reclaimed Belgium early on and held it for nearly 70 years, France and KUK got cucked, Turks never recovered from the Congress, and Italy stronk
Glorious Heathen Empire
>>143579285
Yeah I will, but the theme of a V2 run as Japan if I convert will be an overextended nation desperately trying to hold on to its conquests, rather than a conquering empire like the UK.
Planned problems for Japan:
Demands for autonomy in Indochina
Mengjiang being a poor excuse for a state constantly raided my Mongol neighbors,
Chinese puppet states chafing under modernization and Japanese rule,
Chu trying to unite the chinese against the invaders
Koreans wanting to be recognized in the empire like the scottish in the UK
Domestic unrest, socialist/liberals unhappy with the Shogunate system
I'm open to other suggestions on problems that a built up westernized Japanese empire might have.
>>143578079
post culture mapmode
>>143579431
I freed Nigeria, Togo, Ivory, Guinea, Cameroon, and Chari so Germany didn't take EVERYTHING. Senegal freed themselves after France let it's Africa holdings fall to communist. Ethiopia fell to the Netherlands surprisingly, but after they got dismantled, Germany got it while Somalia freed themselves.
>>143579579
>>143579846
My main goal for this game, breed Italians and remove everyone else. The interior Libya holdings just wouldn't get any migrants, even after I made them states. Still, every state is majority Italian, with Albania as an exception
>>143578181
>Sicily
>Mesopotamia
>Georgia
>Hungary
>Hungary
>Temes
>Temes
>Temes
>Temes
>Khiva
>Khiva
>Khiva
>Khiva
nice memes
Which catholic kingdom should I roleplay as?
>>143580294
yeah HPM made it so it's nearly impossible to get immigration into deserts.
After the Duke of Granada broke away from French sovereignty, he swore fealty to the King of Navarra, now widely recognised as the King of the Spaniards, destroyer of Islam.
The Sunni Caliph responded to this incursion into what was considered Muslim territory by declaring a Jihad to regain Andalusia, with nations from the eastern coast of Africa to the western side of the Middle East combining forces. However, coordination was always the problem during these large scale wars in these times, and the smaller Muslim armies that kept straggling their way across to the peninsula were quickly and routinely routed by a large Catholic alliance determined to ensure Christendom maintained its hold on the area.
>>143580458
>>143580294
In HPM, the fact that white settlers would be unlikely to move into barren deserts full of savages is pretty well modeled. It prevents things like a 1 million pop french sarahan utopia. Almost all historical Italian settlers in Libya settled on the coast anyways.
>Decide to play as Zunist afghanistan
>My first character stares into the sun for too long and becomes blind
>Barely manage to squeeze out a single heir
>Inherits the throne at the age of 10
>First battle ever at the age of 20 and he turns incapable despite having good stats
>Alright third times the charm
>Heir dies and game over
fuck this game
>>143573156
You can westernize fast enough with just rushing university reform. You definitely are rich enough to fund education 100%. Never tried conquest with Madagascar though.
>>143580294
For comparison, Montenegro is the lowest state, sitting at 29k
>>143580458
I thought it might be something like that
>>143580630
Funny, Gafsa, the northern interior province in Tunisia was the first province that went Italian majority
>>143580630
I agree, but then I remember Walvis Bay is a desert as well. Walvis Bay should definitely be a semi-desert and coastal deserts in general shouldn't be as penalized as landlocked deserts.
>>143581043
It makes sense to penalize coastal deserts, because with a few exceptions (walvis) they weren't heavily settled. I agree that the malus should be somewhat lowered.
>>143580907
Shout out to Romania for going Fascist first, helping me see the light, and helping me kick Russia, GB, France, and Austria Hungary's ass
>>143581283
And cores as I leave.
Quick question tho, I never once the whole game got the event to begin integrating states. What's the requirement/MTTH? Removing cores could have helped with assimilation, I probably could have gotten to 20 million Italian men if some cores had disappeared
Alri, who else?
This general is so dead ever since Stellaris came out lmao
lol
http://www.hoi4wiki.com/Console_commands
>>143582017
Hello podcat
>>143582017
>>143581713
I believe you need a party with residency to be in power, not sure about mtth
One thing I do is only take that decision that removes italian minor cores once i've blobbed all over. Makes you a bit less vulnerable I guess. Maybe it even removes cores for shit like dalmatia
>>143581929
in between hoi4 and shillaris, waiting
>>143581929
Uhh no?
This is the usual speed when we're not being raided
>>143571273
Don't know that you're talking about comrade
>>143581910
lads?
>>143580330
>Feudalism
I am fucking livid right now.
I've been trying for so many restarts to get going as the Byzzies. I finally got good alliances, Hungary and a strong Poland/Lithuania. I had to wait untill 1485 because the Turk roaches wouldn't declare on me, but I eventually got my war. We doing good, we've thrown them out of the Balkans and are sieging their forts in the area down. I see a large stack of Ottos crossing the Bosphorus and I think we got this. But nooooo. Just before the Otto army hits, my AI alliances split their armies. The Otto shits then proceed to mop up all the smaller armies, and win the war. I damn near punched my fucking screen.
lads...we're gonna have nation packs, you want to play a minor in hoi4? too fucking bad, here's a generic as fuck focus tree, it's like playing EU4 without the idea slots for fuck sake.
>>143583269
did anyone except anything else out of the king of the jews?
>Buy Conclave
>Play an ironman game as Wessex
>Things going good, conquering Great Britain
>Begin expanding into Hispania after inheriting Toulouse
>Declare holy war on Umayyads for Castille
>25% infamy
>All the Christians hate me now
>Monthly decay is only 0.21%
>All because I liberated my fellow Christians
Fucking Conclave, why did I fall for this meme
Why are telephones and cars so easily overproduced?
>>143583673
>blobbing in spain
well deserved
>>143583153
>playing as byzantium
>>143583975
>byzantium
ye fuck me right
Okay lads, I´m going to build an industrial powerhouse from scratch. Help me to decide with witch country I´m going to do it. Currently considering Spain, Persia and Egypt, but I´m open to recommendation.
Byzantium expansion for HPM delayed until July 2016.
Apologies for the inconvenience.
>playing ironmeme for muh cheevo
>get close to getting cheevo
>ironman bullshit happens
>have to restart
>repeat 83 times
wizards poofed me cliques away. what now?
>>143584229
unHPM?
>>143584414
No it's just my own mod adding a bunch of events and decisions for Greece/byzantium
>>143584354
>Free Tibet
>>143584354
join the axis instead of japan and win the world war without america joining
>>143584537
sounds nice
>>143583975
Where else could I go? All the Norse gang up on me once I invade their attrition-filled lands and Francia turned into an elective mega-blob.
>>143584229
take your time and make good
>>143584354
Annex Mongolia and Tibet.
With no more Muslim nations in Spain any longer, the dukes underneath the Navarran king are waging war between each other, trying to play the game of thrones and see who can come out on top.
Naturally this led the king to look out over his vast array of lands and wonder if, without the Muslims to push the people towards a common cause, if they will instead simply fall apart.
Guys, I seem to be having an issue with EU4. Any idea what is going on. I've had the problem for about 4 months but I assumed it was due to a lack of drivers for my graphics card. Now I am running with the bog standard intel one. Pic related.
>>143585327
Tryuninstall.exethen reinstall
>>143585474
I will but is there any other alternative you could offer before? My internet is shockingly slow and it will take 2-3 hours.
>>143585279
Are you going to convert the game to EUIV later?
>>143585648
Do you meet the minimum requirements for the game? It's not really designed for integrated GPUs.
>>143585776
Yes, that's why I'm taking it slow right nowProbably won't be anything much exciting for the rest of CK2, it'll mostly be stopping the little shits I look after from killing each other and sucking my council's cocks
>>143585884
I did with my previous temporary GPU but now I don't think so. However, I had the exact same issue with that graphics card on both EU4 and CK2. When I switched to using the Intel one, the issue was resolved on CK2 but not EU4.
What to do now? Who should I invade for rp?
>>143586274
keep us updated on your epic liquor empire
>>143576452
Just mod it my gentile friends !
Who needs to make a game when we can just provide modding tools and charge you for it ?
>>143583269
Do they plan to ban mods that expand focus trees and events for nations they're making DLC for?
>>143586274
The Ottomans
>>143586274
Qatar and Bahrain. They are rightful Persian clay.
>>143586363
Hehe memes
>>143545276
i think killing yourself would be acceptable under these circumstances
>>143586386
I guarantee they'll find some way to hardcode the features of it
>>143586274
Go East, try and get Sindh before the Bongs and then head north to get the steppes before Russia does.
>>143586274
>Kalat
>Sikh Baluschistan
You still have one year lad, we believe in you
>>143586274
Try these borders.
Hey /gsg/ does anyone has the direct link for the memeguy's nightmare mod?
>>143586772
Why the fuck did no one ever conquer Arabia?
>>143587109
It's a whole bunch of sand.
>>143587109
Because it's a sandy shithole. It only became strategic when the oil came into play.
>>143587109
Are you serious?
When forming Italy, do you guys think it's better to form it as Two Sicilies or S+P? I'm thinking Two Sicilies as it will get your pops overall better since the South Italian pops are the worse ones.
>>143587303
Two socilies is easier.
Not sure about the long term.
>>143587191
>>143587150
>there's no sand in Egypt or mesopotamia
>>143587109
The strength of Allah
>>143587303
Papal States.
>>143587393
Sure, but there's also worthwhile shit to conquer, while in Arabia there's only oil, which wasn't important until later.
>>143587393
Indeed.
>>143587405
>Achaemenids
>dealing with mohamed and his rag-tag band of heathens
>>143587363
SP gets free event fires to form Italy so it's far easier to form as them.
>>143587431
Thought about it, but they don't have the pops or RGOs I want.
>>143587393
>there's rivers in Arabia
how to build up a good steel industry as france?
>tfw no one has ever conquered Japan, Sweden or Arabia
Literally the 3 greatest countries on earth
I popped a large zit on my head which leaked yellowish/greenish puss and now the swelling has gone down and it feels a bit better
>>143587689
Build liquor factories first.
>>143587715
Add Scotland to that list lad
>>143587715
[laughs in American]
>>143587393
How can people play these map gazing games and still don't know anything about geography?
how to build up a good steel industry as france?
>>143587924
let the germans take over
>>143587715
>>143587715
Sweden will be conquered by ISIS soon.
>>143587805
>looks at a map
>scotland never conquered
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>143587846
Johan tried to get us to use the terrain map mode but we rejected his generous offer. Now we must pay the ultimate price of ignorance.
>>143587805
t. SNP cuck
>>143587805
last time I checked a map there wasn't a country called Scotland lad :^)
>>143586772
>>143586656
I´m going east for now, liberating poor Persians abroad. I will take baluchistan after my infamy cools down.
epic
epic epic epic
Please guys I'm interested too in >>143587029
>>143588317
>>143588404
It's what happens when you take over other countries then change your name so they feel included :^)
>>143588367
Couldn't be more wrong, complete britboo here
>>143588578
What? We Englishmen conquered your asses then went on to conquer 1/4th of the world, fuck off you didn't take over shit
When will HOI4 leak?
Well for that I didn't expect
>>143588675
Took over your government with just one man if you remember correctly lad :^)
>>143588719
my cousin (a youtuber) is getting it on monday and hes teasing me about it
he's a fucking asshole though and probably won't give it now however I could presuade him with some money only probel is I don't have that much
so if any /gsg/ lads would chip in and help me with my finances I could maybe get him to leak it
>>143588918
t. Nigerian prince
>>143588918
sure give me your paypal ;))
>>143588880
Remember when we banned your bagpipes, Jock? Also that's a great ENGLISH langauge you're speaking. Not Scottish, ENGLISH.
Post nations whose people should not be allowed to post here. I'll start:
>US
>Slovenia
>Poland
>UK
>Ireland
>Brazil
>Australia
So any one got to play Power & Revolution yet?
>>143589271
>no krauts or frogs
>>143589271
Post people who should not be allowed to post here:
>Memegruppe
>Discord
>You
A reform is coming soon, which one, lads?
I would like to personally thank Vasiliy for single-dickedly ensuring the survival of our dynasty as the only member of my family who actually breeds.
>>143589790
Foreign training if you're conquering, Universities if not
>>143589894
Okay, also, does anybody know why I have African Minors in Persia?
>>143590041
>alexmod
that's why
>>143590109
do I want to know what that is?
>>143590041
Slaves lad
>>143590214
he's being a EPIC memer
>Can't fabricate claims on the fuckers in the north
>Conquered every other nearby nation
What now?
>>143590863
Colonise.
Alright lads, made the decision to rename the land in Italy. I'm going to need to make decisions for Catalonia, Rhineland, and Lowlands. I'll change the working for the Rhineland since we never know if there are multiple countries will own the land or just one. For Italy I took the simple approach and allowed the decision if all renamable provinces were held. The Rhineland will need to be different unless I change the coreswhich I should because it just be just Rhineland cores and thats it. The other two tags are bloat to be honest
>>143590947
what effect does this have on gameplay
>>143591308
None.
Don't you like bloat decisions that need to be checked every day for every country in the world, slowing the game down for everyone?
>>143591423
That's a pretty cool event
Okay so after a long struggle I managed to subjugate the kingdom of norway, thus achieving my character goal of becoming the king of norway, previously to that i was the ''petty king'' of iceland and some additional land in scandinavia and such.
upon conquering the kingdom of norway however, something fucking ridicilous happened.
my own (sole) son is no longer heir to anything but a shitty little tribe in iceland. for some god forsaken reason, the fucking king of rus is the heir to both the jarldom of iceland and the kingdom of norway, and apparently all the laws of the realm have reverted back to lowest tribal organization and low centralization..
what the FUCK is going on?
>play as germanic barbarian
>get event to invade
>lose the first skirmish
>fall back, regenerate manpower
>re-engage and capture the roman's lapdog after the second battle
What now?
Rome 2 when
Why did all the laws revert back? Why is the fucking king of rus the heir to my new kingdom? what the fuck is going on?
ty whitey
>>143591308
Nothing at all really, but people like flavor so I added it for the people who would like it. It won't really be much work
>>143591531
Four decisions that do a simple boolean check will not slow your computer down by even 1 fps anon. I removed a good amount of tags and useless events/decisions when I was modding, so by your logic you should be running a calm 200+fps
Eu IV is unironically becoming sweden yes simulator
>>143591649
Love that mod
Fix your borders lad
>>143587715
These three countries combined have exactly zero (0) aircraft carriers.
>>143592401
I already quit because it stopped being fun after the mess I was put in after the invasion
Fuck me, if only I could be bothered enough to reorganize the realm
>>143591649
What mod friendo
>>143592554
>Getting others to do the fighting for you
>Not great
>>143592840
The Winter King
>>143587303
>South Italian pops are the worse ones
what do you mean senpai
>>143592153
FPS is independent of how fast the game runs, anon.
>like ww2 history
>knew about paradox games, just never played them
>decide today to play darkest hour
>literallywtfdoido.png
Is there a guide I should read?
>>143593070
wew
>>143593015
Would you maybe have a direct link to download for us folk that pirated the game? I'm kinda burnt out on HIP
>>143592960
t. Romulus Augustulus
>>143592137
>One of the greatest epidemics to affect an ethnic group in history
>lose like 100 ducats, 2k manpower and raises autonomy by 0.60
is pndk the right checksum for hpm currently
>>143592554
>needing flimsy boats that sink when gotland exists
>>143593124
UNITE GERMANY
MAKE LEBENSRAUM
MAKE NATIONAL SOCIALISM GREAT AGAIN
???
PROFIT
>>143593124
You should play hoi3 because it's better
Goals?
>>143593298
>Gotland can move to any sea in the world
>>143593030
Just like in real life: South Italians are objectively worse than North Italians. Specifically in vick 2, they have much lower literacy
>>143593192
I still have the ZIP in my downloads folder, got any sites where I can upload it without registering? I don't know if I can puush a file that big (330mb)
>>143593349
I figured I'd try to create Iron Guard greater Romania instead and then genocide the bozgors. Too bad there probably isn't an option for jewish progroms
>>143593382
give it all to germany
>>143587715
>Japan
>occupied by Allied forces, still being raped today
>Sweden
>A country so pathetic that only Africans would bother invading
>Arabia
>A country that doesn't exist on earth.
>>143593030
>>143593395
They also start with 0 craftsmen, 0 clerks and 0 capitalists, while North Italy overall already has their industry kickstarted.
>>143593382
unite all those micro nations, after then conquer the chaco, then bolivia, take matogrosso and parana from brasil.
I prefer hoi3 over dh
>>143593665
shitposter thread
>>143593663
this
>>143593382
Get sea access and aesthetic borders
>>143593349
Nice meme
The end
>>143593507
https://www.sendspace.com/ would be your best bet I think, or just mega.co.nz
Thanks for the effort mate
Which one next lads?
>>143594281
https://mega.nz/#fm/VNAxnThI
How am I doing?
While I´m planning to westernize soon, the bongs are fucking up NGF.
>>143598585
London has fallen,time to convert to buddhism and get meme raj achievement