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>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
MWSF:
- Cancelled
>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
streambig.net
narcissawright.com/brainspill
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who tf is squid anyway
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>>140298886
a grind monkey with a bird laugh
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I feel like a little kid.. and I like that jump!
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>>140298886
/srg/ runner who btfo some srg oldboi who then spent his days calling him a monkey instead of trying to get his time back from him
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>>140299230
This post reeks of banana and feces.
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who wants to join the mumble crew? tryouts are NOW
join us in mumble. address is trueskill.club, port is 42069
we will be watching The Living Daylights soon, so join while you can!
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Meows = Chanzeux
malos_ = shyguytd
Ari = soe__
Was 2014 the worst year for newbois? All of them went insane and got a namechange to avoid the banter.
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>>140298886
there is also someone who is obsessed with him and cant stop posting about him >>140299520
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>>140299758
What about NKR
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>>140299845
NKR was the only newboi we got in 2015
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>>140299951
He came in 2014
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GIVE ME A LIST OF CONFIRMED /SRG/ FURRIES
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>>140300308
there is literally nothing wrong with being a furry
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>>140300407
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS ASKING GIVE ME A LIST
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>>140298949
same
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say my name
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>>140299758
what aboutme______
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>>140300949
croni this has to stop
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>>140301183
what aboutw
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LEAVE
NARCISSA
ALONE
She can do whatever want
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>>140301241
who is w?
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>>140301391
he needs to die
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>>140301961
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>>140303193
still a waste of money even if its "ironic" , dumbass faggot
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>>140300949
nietzsche
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*caws aggressively*
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>>140304042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ghqbdJDNSZ
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>>140299000
>trips with splits
Dude nice
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YARUMASI
https://www.twitch
.tv/kethien
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*doesnt speedrun*
heres what i think about your game's rules!! they are bad rules!!!!
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>>140304917
this isnt twitter
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>>140304917
someone please tweet this to yaru
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>>140305070
*doesn't politics*
Here's what I think about the president! He's not who I voted for!!!!
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where is simplee elin
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>>140305342
ya didn't go for the commission that was offered
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>>140305342
elin only appears in early threads, m8
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>>140299758
>tfw didn't make the list
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i like to speedrunning
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Daily reminder that you should donate at least $5 a day to cosmo so he can keep paying for his hormones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
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>>140304917
delete this fucking stream monster shit
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>>140306676
delete this fucking demon monster shit
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>>140306991
>>140307214
>>140306498
Delete yourselves.
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>>140306676
*sips soylent*
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>>140306294
but ur right there, sowwie
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>>140307567
im NOT soe
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>>140299758
Wallyaldo = Wallyalto
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>>140299758
whatever happen tomaze?
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>>140308454
he ded like warp and guh
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when the exposure too real
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>>140309535
stop making these unfunny posts you obsessed freak
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>>140307765
andre?
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>>140309589
*bird cries*
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Reminder to support your speedfriends!
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>>140310617
you know it bud
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>>140310856
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>>140310617
>>140310856
>>140310957
s e c o n d a r y s h i t
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look at the speedfilm i did friends
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>>140311201
the patch is canon frail
honk cat did no wrong
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If you need a new speedgame Xenoblade Chronicles is being ported to Wii U virtual console tomorrow!
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>>140312514
Rob why keep promoting your shitty meme game instead of the one thats part of a franchise and has a speed comunity
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>>140312686
literally not me
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>>140313217
1) He's not contributing anything for the community
2) He steals strats of other people and use them
3) He has to grind out run over run to get a good time
4) He is not skilled in the slightest and mindlessly has to grind everything out to get a good run going
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>>140313397
Can you name five known grind monkeys?
This will be on the test on Friday.
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is there anyway squid can redeem himself after being outed as a grind monkey and a bird laugher?
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>>140313549
Found a new grindmonkey but I would expose myself when I mention his name
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>>140313658
no, and i'm pretty sure he has no intention to do so either with the other shit he's done in an attempt to police srg like he's some kind of leader
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>>140313658
he has 3 records and always remains on the top of his games, he is higher up than every one of you
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>>140313217
apparently with orgo chem
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>>140313217
i see 3 of them right there
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>>140314046
yarumasi tier post assuming is rampant it seems
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>>140314492
croni confirmed that in chats squid would go on about who and who isnt srg
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>>140314660
big deal, kill yourself you gossiping baby
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>>140314728
butt baby
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>>140314660
- a reddit baby who doesnt belong here
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>>140313549
grav
squid
joden
binny
puncayshun
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chanzeux, cyberdemon, and cook are the three Cs that grindmonkey shamelessly
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>>140315106
thats funny, this is just a list of good runners
wait a minute
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>>140315116
chanzeux aint even speedrun doe
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>>140315116
who the fuck is chanzeux?
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remove the crab
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>>140315368
>srg vg as avatar
lmao pyatters is a fag
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>>140315216
what are you trying to say?
they are good runners
but they have to put in way more time and grind their asses out to become good runners while they contribute nothing to the community
also
>grav
>good
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>>140315536
>tfw chanzeux isn't following me
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>>140315536
how fucking new are you
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WHO IS CHANZEUX?
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>>140315536
Can we talk about how Pyatters has a /vg/ general as his Twitch avatar? I haven't seen this level of faggotry in a long time. At least make it anime or something less degenerate you fucking loser.
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>>140315593
- a stream monster who doesnt speedrun
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>>140315783
meows became a tranny and chose a new name
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>>140316112
why do idiots even acknowledge his name change? most people still refer to cosmo as cosmo, same should apply to meows
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all trannies need to die
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>>140316051
No I'm an active speedrunner since 2014 and also been in alot of communities
usually there are some people that actively tries to find new strats/routes and optimise everything while they may or may not run
and then there are people who just mindlessly looks at the WR and copies it
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>>140315817
Lmfao exposed pyatters. You are a cringe cow just like chibi. How is the baby penis doing?
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>>140316286
word word WORD
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>>140316267
Stop backstabbing Chanzeux.
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>>140316357
I'm sorry, what WR's do you have again?
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>>140316357
does squid really do no routing or make new strats? grindxmonkey indeed
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>>140316591
he did a lot for ape escape 3
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>>140316591
he actually did stuff for his speedgames
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>>140316506
I have no idea who chanzeux is, meows on the other hand is a massive faggot and deserved to get backstabbed.
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>>140316591
kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFfd0Fa12DU
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why is this happening again, you fags have issues
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>>140317504
what you mean?
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what are you looking forward to at sgdq? is cosmo going?
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>>140315536
hey I'm in this pic ty for posting it
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>>140315536
>tfw made the list
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>>140317854
cosmo is dead
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>>140315536
>tfw you didnt make the list
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>>140317854
i'm looking forward to the last run, it's going to be a real BLAST
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>>140318352
you made my list, anon. list of anons i'm gonna fuck hard
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>>140318953
o_o
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>>140318868
you better explain yourself
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>>140319874
yashi is gonna make sgdq an explosively fun time
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>>140319874
epic tabs
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>>140319874
fuck off snow
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>>140319874
what's your fur affinity account?
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>>140318084
>>140318352
links to doujins?
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>>140321874
http://exhentai.org/g/836483/8ef404247e/
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DSS is working at IHOP? thats sad
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>>140322451
where do you work anon?
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>>140322742
none of your business bitch
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>>140322843
>being a NEET
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>>140322843O_O
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>>140322028
i see a sad panda????
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>>140324606
tri...
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Diversity is a codeword for White genocide
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>>140324912
I like that jump!
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I feel like _______?
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>>140326181
dancin'
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brb soylent
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newboi here. did /srg/ ever find cosmo entertaining in a way that didn't involve him/her/it being made fun of?
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>>140328286
his old oot streams, plus the first few months of wind waker were pretty good
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>>140322451
is his new job really at IHOP? I guess that's better than McDonalds.
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>>140328286
His WW streams were comfy
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>>140328286
/v/ started making threads in 2011 or 2012 and whatever year he did the oot mst run everyone was blown away by it
now that i think about it cosmo had a big part in making people interested enough to start a general
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>>140322028
do you have more of this quality?
thanks in advance
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>>140328960
http://exhentai.org/tag/group:ash+wing
all yours my friend
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>>140329160
absolutely based
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>>140328653
thats one scrummy looking pizza
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put the doggy down already
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>>140334101
that's a lotta pr0nz
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>>140330026
based on what?
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>>140334101
>>140329160
is it really that time again
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>>140334101
thanks
>>140334396
on being based of course
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>>140334101
Mega Gay
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>>140334675
>tfw you go into heat and there's no one around to satisfy you
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You see some weird shit filtering through #pastebinmonday
Speedrunners are fucking losers lmao
http://pastebin.com/dNz2dFvt
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http://pastebin.com/bMnpqDCx
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>>140335987
what's so special about this one? find one where a loser cries about not being able to watch anime
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>>140335764
>>140335987
Speedrunners are all the same: early 20s whiny loser memelord millenials
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why can't i get subscribers and donations and do nothing all day
fuck this im going trans, that should work
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>>140336321
Because you're not smart enough to viewer bot slowly and get to the top, then sell out.
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>>140336223
I make an effort not to click on pastebins. The whole reason I have a speedrun twitter is to stay away from the facebook mentality. It is weird for me to think about how people make these blogs about their grades and personal life like someone cares.
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http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
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>>140336321
use hitbox and you can.
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>>140336807
is Melanie single?
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>>140336901
hippie...
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>>140336223
A good majority of pastebin monday attention whores have anime avatars. Coincidence?
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>>140337427
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trannies are a jewish conspiracy
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>>140337427
>>140337651
I want to fuck all these animes
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slayer or headcrab or tolarus stream RIGHT now
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>>140342892
ill try to stream tomorrow sorry
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>>140342892
>these choices
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>>140343192
if the crab is streaming it means he can't shitpost
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>>140344271
i shitpost on stream all the time
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https://youtu.be/qqJHyBM45uk
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I'm gonna get something from the store, someone keep the doggy alive for me
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getting my record back today
stay tuned
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wally or ion or brobuzz stream practice
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Just got a PB by 13 seconds
Got terrible RNG for the last boss but overall the run was way better executed than my previous one
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>stage fright
how do you go from streaming to attending GDQ?
that's a massive, giant chasm of a leap
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>>140346043
stream?
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>>140347913
twitch /sert64
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I ain't getting out of bed for less than $2,500 patreonbux a month
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i like to speedrunning
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cheeky little sub hype
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So now ESA is supporting a charity that enables Europe's suicide with propaganda like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gWLQhCSv2I
They also "help" "refugees" all across the Balkan route and Italy and offer them "legal advice" in Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Britain and Germany, which basically means abusing every loophole to never leave again.
I guess MSF was not "progressive" enough for the Swedish cocksuckers that run the event.
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>>140351469
the majority of "children" refugees are men who are claiming to be 15 when they are 25. it's a fucken joke.
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>>140352197
refugees should have also been in quotes
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>>140351469
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>>140354606
Good luck Chen!
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>>140307546
>likingitintheass.mkv
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>>140307546
does anybody find this attractive? no straight man in the world is remotely attracted to that
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>>140355567
>>140356760
has he ever stated about his sexual orientation? does he just like girls? bi? or full fledged homo?
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>>140357109
Judging by Adrian I'd say he's a dedicated homo.
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>>140357109
SHE is lesbian (I wish I didn't have to clarify this in 2016, but that inlcudes trans women with a penis).
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>>140357979
damn, what are the odds of being born in the wrong body AND being gay?
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Why isn't wally's twitter alt called wallyalto?
Wasted potential baka
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>>140358304
should be wallybajo
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>>140351469
>not letting young little arab boys into your country and eventually your family
current
fucking
year
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>>140359170
these lolis are pretty cute desu
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>>140359170
we have plenty of room
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>>140358304
>having an alt when you are a literal who no one cares about
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>>140359365
>>140359170
>>140352197
>>140351469
>>
FrankerZ
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I underfstand the DMC3 runners all hate each other, any speed drama connoisseurs want to shed some light on this?
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>>140351469
eurocucks baka
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Just ordered a headset
how do I get better at talking?
I have to pop a couple xanax just to pluck up the nerve, which probably messes with my focus
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>>140363748
>Radgecast: Anime watching degenerate that constantly cries about wanting to kill himself
>Glaedr: American-Japanese Hybrid that lives in Japan but only talks to americans whose only hobby is making shit up about people after he found out how photoshop works
>Pvtcb: autistic manchild that begs for donations and constantly cries about his parents or literally everyone else. Also has an irregular fetish for pissbottles
Do you think these individuals could actually talk with each other like civilized human beings?
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I like that meme!
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>>140316357
>and then there are people who just mindlessly looks at the WR and copies it
there's nothing left to find in SM64. all of the top runners are grind monkeys. if you play sm64 and aren't a grind monkey, you probably suck at the game.
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does anyone here play Trackmania Turbo?
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>>140311201
mfw secondaries cant even clear IN on easy
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>good run going
>set for new PB
>last difficult part
>do you;
>A) safe strats, better chance of securing PB
>B) fast strats, risk throwing the good run away
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cosmo wright
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>>140370602
who?
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watchin anime rn
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>>140370532
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>>140372116
gonna have to word this
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dont reply to me or my son ever again
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*flies high above it all and bird laughs*.
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>>140373637
stop posting this unfunny, forced shit
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>>140373923
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>>140373923
*bird cries*
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>>140339354
In Judaism, transvestites are actively scorned - it's against halacha.
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Has chibi posted proof of donating the money yet?
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Daily reminder that you should donate at least $5 a week to Cosmo so he can keep paying for his hormones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
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>>140376652
>halacha
They have an ancient term in the scripture for cutting off your penis and making a hole there instead?
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>>140378090
all donators got a receipt from ES, so there's no need for proof from him
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reminder that you're not partnered and twitch doesn't advocate sex appeal to get viewers
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>>140383049
Brain-dead cavemen that enjoy paying to ogle cow tits need to be gassed.
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>>140383049
who dis?
>half german half arab
isn't that just german?
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>>140383049
whos the semen demon
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My time was beaten so I had to make a new run
Last boss fight RNG wasn't as bad as last run but still somewhat bad, wish he'd let me get that sub 30
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>>140379591
Dis shyt aint even speedrun-related doe
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>>140383049
why did you blur?
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>GIM will be made possible in Deku Tree on iQue within the next few days
>Joden will reclaim the any% world record shortly thereafter
>Skater will lie and say he no longer cares about the category before transitioning like his idol, Cosmo
Screencap this post.
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>>140385459
Skater will probably whine and say the iQue shouldn't be counted
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>>140385459
>GIM will be made possible in Deku Tree on iQue within the next few days
is this something that is almost actually possible/being worked on or was this just something you made up
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>>140386114
You can make GIM not crash by locking the camera somewhere else.
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>>140386245
oh ok
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>>140383049
tfw found an even better twitchfu
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http://pastebin.com/3mvApCqF
what a coward
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>>140387514
dammit duggy
de chosen one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paEu4YlITlA
thoughts serg?
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>>140387514
I-I'm sure he's just pretending to make TMR slack again and get the lead in secret!!!!
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>>140388254
>contains Caleb
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfy-irj5zXM
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>>140387514
I really hate when people fake reactions
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#tbt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gdqMTKXrc
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>>140388923
>roids
not even once
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>>140389447
>>>/v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvXI-q0naA
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>>140383049
>partnered after 3 weeks
fml
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>>140389285
delete this smug cunt right now
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>>140389671
you get partner as soon as you sign up on hitbox anon. who cares about cam whores on twitch?
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here are my top 5 most influential speedruns serg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8xXtoIm76s
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>>140393539
delete this
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>>140386476
our girl
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if speedrun.com didn't exist you wouldn't be able to speedrun
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>>140383049
ugly fat mongrel, gas it
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>>140351469
I warned you
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>>140385459
I don't like Joden, but I find Skater fucking disgusting so I'll be happy if he lost WR desu
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>>140397283
Is skater still dating that girl who got married last year?
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>>140397567
So he's literally Chibi except in reverse?
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Normally dont think of these streamer to streamer kind of things but I cant help but notice a particular pattern in douchebagery or perhaps ignorance and Im curious about what others think about it.
I started watching Elajjaz when Dark Souls 3 came out and as an avid watcher of Dist, I have heard his name before. Elajjaz pulls higher numbers and is far from being on dist level in speedrunning runner but I do find him entertaining and engaging which makes me want to follow his progress. I've noticed Elajjaz almost always hosts and boosts Distortion after his streams, giving dist copious amounts of credit and viewers and although dist seems thankful and like Elajjaz- whenever his chat goes on the Elajjaz hate train he doesnt care to say anything about it in his defence. Is this not odd? Whats up with the hate? Why do streamers want to see other streamers burn even when they are nice? I dont understand the behaviour.
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>>140400874
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>>140387514
Rip duggy
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This some scary movie shit
why does he have the webcam set like this?
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>>140400874
it's called focusing on the run my dude. If you look at the leaderboards there is not a ds3 category for hosting etiquette or chat interaction.
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>>140403768
>maybe if they can't see my face they'll think i'm a girl
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>>140404256
All the filter does is make his tooth gap stick out more
there's a big dark gap between his teeth lmaO
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>>140403784
good idea, im about to take free wr in my new lttp category
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>>140404158
>"me so ugly"
>"needs more makeup"
She needs to stop crying desu, that's so fucking pathetic
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>>140333840
ok
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i dunno, i c that stuff too and to claim he focuses on the run and cant speak up is silly because he does respond to and with his audience even when in a run. my two cents. its not hard to say "please dont hate on other streamers", but w/e cba random streamer drama.
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oh wow narcissys chat isn't sub only anymore
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would you kill cosmo if it asked you to put it out of its misery?
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Which one of our boys is the most based?
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Going jungle
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>>140411092
The one you don't talk about
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>>140412273
oh shit
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>>140412273
good answer
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~EXTREMELY IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS BULLETIN~
zfg is streaming
~EXTREMELY IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS BULLETIN~
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>>140414983
>zfg has been streaming for 3 minutes
You're late
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>>140411186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCpqMYrIURA
big up brap brap
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>>140415098
va te faire foutre crétin
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>>140415098
>>140414983
am I stupid? ZFG1 is offline on twitch
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>>140415323
yeah you're pretty fucking dumb, my man
sorry to break it to you :/
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>>140415323
He's online, try refreshing
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imagine zfg hessing in real life
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Ian the man
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darbian is my favorite speedrunner
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>>140415639
I've seen greasy fat people before, I live in america
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can you picture a world where toufool isnt actually incredibly epic on twitter
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>zfg unironically says hundo and zeldo
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imagine zfg doing his laundry
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Jesus F. Christ
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlAkSmzMhm7qiFodGaXm1MWaEeniXPUKQ
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oKITBIeGRo
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>>140415992
diversity = White genocide
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>>140397567
that was so incredibly bizarre
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>>140416873
heck off, Rob
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>>140416682
sick playing
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>>140416682
damn didnt know zfg could shred like that
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>>140416682
snowfag...
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reminder that moofin thought dating a "girl" from /soc/ was a good idea
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more like muffin
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damn daniel back at it again with the white genocide
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>>140417404
muffin dated a tranny?
lucky fucker, was she cute?
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>mfw jackafur
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>>140417991
more like JUSTafur
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>>140417404
people have gotten STDs from hooking up on /soc/
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>>140418368
people have gotten STDs from hooking up at GDQs
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1% of streamers have 99% of viewers
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>>140418489
y_...
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>>140418568
you antisemite
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>>140417991
he is literally so epic
proposes to a girl at a convention where people play video games fast then proceeds to be a shitlord on twitter
a man can only dream of being that epic
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her name is slayerofbabies
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http://pastebin.com/VXWce6CR
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http://pastebin.com/HZMVTxj7
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http://pastebin.com/QNMDa8bT
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imagine """""running"""""" a game where the BKT is longer than 4 hours
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http://pastebin.com/Ud43h9tA
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>>140419636
>BKT
now there's a classic
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>>140419747
those are some sick apes, thanks man
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http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
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*inhale voice* medievil
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a grind monkey with a bird laugh
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Please stop using "BKT". It reminds me of Burger King, and I don't want to ruin my new diet. "PB" also makes me think unhealthy thoughts, so refrain from using that one too. Thanks.
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>>140422003
moofin...
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>>140422927
our girl
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>>140422927
heh
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>de seize eye roll
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>>140422927
"mum i want you to buy chemical garbage from a marxist shop owned by a jewish billionaire omg"
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>>140422927
I deleted my normie twitter because girls post shit like this all the time
What an entitled generation we are a part of
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>>140423246
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>>140422927
why doesn't she pay for it with her own money she receives from the hundreds of virgin nerds that donate to her when she streams?
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>>140423441
holy SHIT
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>>140423334
well it was the boomers who made it this way 2bh
the only reason she's probably still living w/ her mom is because the housing market is actually fucked
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>>140423282
all drinks are 'chemical'
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thanks im finished you can stop now
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>>140423637
>>140423830
Get this girl a frappichino, she looks incredibly malnourished
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>>140424035
>de enamel
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can someone get these thirstfags some water?
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>tfw thirsty for dancingscarecrow
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>>140424626
>tattoos
>sitting next to non-Whites
dropped
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>>140424558
sry to crush ur dream my man but its not gonna happen
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>>140424989
Stiv must have fucking ruined her.
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>>140425389
All I can do is look on with astonishment.
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>>140425737
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cjnu5avd_s
:3c
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new meme idea: we pretend pie isn't based
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cake is better
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It's like when a friend dies, when someone "transitions". Only it's worse because not only are they gone forever, another person is walking around in their skin.
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>>140428235
the 'friend' never existed
it was a facade, a way of coping with life by a deeply troubled person
be happy that they're happy now
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>>140428520
you are fucked up. commit suicide
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>>140428235
>person
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>>140428591
i was just messin
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>>140428661
that shit is not funny, it's sick
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>>140428908
That clearly says "GRANITE", you dolt.
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>>140428908
but that's pretty funny
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>>140428984
Medi Medi Medi evil !!!!
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>>140423637
>>140423830
>>140424035
>>140424242
>>140424429
>>140424626
>>140424793
>>140424989
>thirsting after a literal 3/10
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>>140429278
trannies aren't medi evil, they're high evil
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>>140429376
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>>140428520
Isn't it equally likely that the facade is the current behaviour of a deeply troubled person?
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>>140428520
>be happy that they're happy now
LMAO
trannies arent happy u retard
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>>140429527
>you'll never honk her kazooples
whats the fucking point lads
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trannies are a symptom of a deeply corrupted society
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>>140430412
no, trannies are a symptom of boredom
tranny acceptance is a symptom of a deeply corrupted society
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>>140429952
narci has fun all the time pic related
also serg help i need a new speedgame and i cant find any that i really wanna settle down with
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>>140430730
word
this tranny shit is the product of a society running out of things to complain about. faggots love to complain so they'll make up issues to cry over
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>>140430920
how can anyone think this person is mentally sound?
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>>140431608
Being progressive is very important to today's society. If you say one politically incorrect thing about a trans there goes your job.
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>>140431608
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>>140426831
is that based our boi minion in bed with a man with long hair?
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http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/becoming-disabled-by-choice-not-chance-transabled-people-feel-like-impostors-in-their-fully-working-bodies
my hands hurt guys
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>>140432369
ian
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>that feeling when you crack open the runs for a new speedgame
nothing compares boys
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>>140433272
wording this hard as fuck my dude
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>>140431836
Ok buddy we're not on swedens level just yet
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>>140432953
probably a sex thing
there are people known as 'wheelchair-wannabes' that get a kick out of using wheelchairs, crutches, canes, seeing eye dogs ect.
Pic related has perfect teeth but wants to wear braces/headgear anyway.
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>>140432953
Literal mental illness
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>>140433905
Apologies for the meme, but: who is we?
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Fullgrowngaming is on pace to kill MM
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>>140434065
>why_boner.jpg
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i wish i could do the world a favour and just die in my sleep tonight
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>>140434434
me too
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i wish i could do srg a favor, become immortal and post these videos every day
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=CzewkvUDZ6M&video_start=2&audio=8-WFNbMohTQ&audio_start=0
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>>140434414
>pedos are next
finally. praise goldstein
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>>140434093
We the people
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>>140434120
>55:50 bow
it's happening
kyle the absolute madman
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>>140434939
Can't he get fucked by bomb luck at the end? MM is a shit game
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>>140435082
he can get fucked by quite a few things
if anything he'll get owned by twinmold
still a bit of dumb luck to go in the run anyway, even the final boss can go terribly
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>>140435310
nice blog grind monkey cucklet
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Lmfao getting owned and distracted because he has degenerate alerts and music playing on stream
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>>140435446
mean!!!!!
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>>140435629
*flies high above it all and bird laughs*
>>
What's more likely to happen?
>Siglemic loses his last and final SM64 record (70 star on VC)
or
>Cosmo ditches the tranny meme
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this guy about to lose his world Record to memes
smgdh
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>>140436385
>Cucked at the end of speedrun by bushes
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when was the last time someone ran the Real version of MM on a REAL fucking n64??? huh??
fucking emulator faggots
also PJSalt
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>>140435882
Former.
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>>140418816
are you mad he doesnt buy into faggy left trends or something?
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why doesn't anyone talk about how big a piece of shit CloakedYoshi is? He's like 10x the amount of sellout Trihex is except more beta and less entertaining.
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>>140436928
any time
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>>140298886
stream monster
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>>140422927
>Must be nice getting everything handed to you. I guess some people just get lucky
yeah, they're called attractive girls
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>>140437005
have you tried not watching him? thats what i did. not sure what else there is to say.
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70 star PBs only matter on console.
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>>140438249
*bird laughs*
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>>140438249
good thing the wii is a console
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good thing medievil is a bone monkey
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>>140438084
yeah, I don't watch him anymore but his stream used to be really fucking good. It's a shame.
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>>140438597
that was one of your weaker ones rob
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>>140438684
because it wasn't me
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how long after a wank does it take to restore dexterity and endurance back to 100%?
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imagine speedrunning shitty ps1 games just because they are shitty on purpose for no reason
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Speedrun the true, original version of the game ONLY!!
*inserts PAL version 3.2 cartridge*
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>>140440009
I have dick hand for quite some time afterwards because I can only get off from edging
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someone stream ape 1
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>>140440009
fw weak hands from speedrunning
fw can't have a solid wank any more
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please someone, anyone stream ape 1
my child, he is very sick, please help
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can you guys give me some stuff that makes a game objectively better for speedrunning? this is what I have so far:
-shorter length
-no RNG
-no autoscrollers
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>>140442068
isn't squid still doing his 16 hour grind monkey sessions?
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please someone, anyone stream bird escape
my medi, he is very evil, please help
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*clips squid's wings*
let's see him hit that reset button now
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>>140442597
squid hasn't run ape 1 for a good year or so
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>>140442578
- you grew up with it
literally the only deciding factor in a good speedgame
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>>140442578
-nobody runs it but me (free wr)
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>ooooohhh yeaaaaahhh
thanks for the follow
>>
who /views/ here
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>tfw speedrunning is my escapism from real life where i suck at fucking everything
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>>140443859
you suck at speedrunning too
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>>140443983
perhaps
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cyber stream buzz
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>>140444123
no, you do
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>>140442578
the only thing that matters is if you enjoy playing it or not. there's no such thing as an 'objectively' good speedgame lmao.
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should i stream
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>>140445682
what game
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>>140445682
please stream ape 1
i dont have much time left
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https://youtu.be/T-qQzP83pZc
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>>140445682
I mean, you couldn't possibly be worse than chibi and cosmo. So I don't think there's anything to lose.
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A bullet in the head of EVERY tranny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTkbL-6nkqw
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>>140446673
>that solo at 3:08
so based
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>>140448227
i could not word this harder
FUCKING WORD
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>>140418249
youre being a bit too epic my dude
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I didn't get wr today
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>>140450084
exposed_grind_monkey.wad
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>>140450817
y_...
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is carcinogen the biggest piece of shit on the face of the planet?
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>>140451031
is he the sjw cuck fag one
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>>140451031
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>>140451116
yes. he also is a big pie nuthugger.
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>>140451191
does he actually smoke
afaik nobody in the speedrunning community smokes cigarettes
i know skater smokes weed but idk abt cigs
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>>140451390
kill him along with all the trannies
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>>140451540
no way
his mom would kill him
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>>140451949
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
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>>140451949
He smoked cigarettes with tobacco and marijuana all the time until a few months ago. Now he claims to have given them up, and "only vapes" with his girlfriend.
>>
The God Gamer Stigma
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might paint my nails
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The Medi Evil Stigma
>>
The Grind Monkey Stigma
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*preps bull*
>>
same
>>
is this prime time srg
>>
nah 2bh :/
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>>140454964
no thats when nkr wakes up
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HesqAy0Vf48
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>>140455419
>number 2 was literally beat last week
wew lad
>>
can we revive the meme where we don't quote the post we're responding to?
>>
anything for you fampire
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thanks for the late response!
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i dont want to see a single fucking (You) for the rest of the thread
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(Yashi)
>>
(Y_)
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>>140456206
what are you gonna do about it
>>
i'm going to reply to one of you and you're not going to know who I'm talking to
>>
My girlfriend cheated on me. What is a speedgame that can make the pain go away?
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>>140456405
Depression Quest
>>
SpeedRuinsLives
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>>140456405
sorry laz
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>>>/v/335874805
word
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>>140456518
I am not laz!
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>>140456451
>promoting your shitty "game"
>>140456523
>ctrl fing self
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>>140456383
well im really bummed out now
>>
fw you hate being alive
>>
wording the post right above me
sike i love life
>>
can >we just ban depressing posts
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cosmo's mental breakdown on twitter would have been much better if he posted pepes instead of shitty hentai
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>>140451540
Carci, Duckfist, Countdown69 and Jackafur smoke.
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>>140455702
they said the record was 4 minutes and 57 seconds
it wasnt beat.
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>>140455419
That fucking wow girl gamer lmao. I bet every MMO autist out there has done 30+ hour sessions.
>>
>>140464050
thanks for the late response!
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>>140464095
no problem family
>>
Daily reminder that you should donate at least $5 a week to Cosmo so he can keep paying for his hormones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
>>
why arent you watching OUR boy cook rant about the SGDQ schedule RIGHT NOW???
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>>140466064
Cook's streams are more boring than watching paint dry
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>>140465595
Mood swings
his endocrinologist should have told him to expect those
are these people professionals at all?
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>>140466414
Hes not even getting hormones from a doctor
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>>140456405
Spider: Rite of the Shrouded Moon
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is there any worse quality a person can have than a bird laugh?
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>>140471875
being a grind monkey
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>>140472074
BURN L OH L
>>
thanks for the sub
enjoy those emotes my friend
>>
i like to speedrunning
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>>140473379
what's your problem?
>>
>>140474507
thanks for the late response!
>>
>google/twitch ends the partner program
how many people's lives would go down the crapper from that one action?
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please stream senpai
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*streams*
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Reminder that doing games quick makes you a gay
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>>140474671
lots
google's own employees foremost (the real ones, not the chumps making videos on youtube)
>>
is cosmo past the point of no return?
those hormones must have done a number on his brain by now
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Hey speedfriends
What are your speedplans for this speedday?
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>horrible sleeping pattern
>been awake for 10 hours by 9am
>don't want to do a run whilst tired
am I just procrastinating?
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>>140474727
What game does your senpai stream anime?
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>CTRL+F
>narcissa - 2 results
>cosmo - 18 results
>it - more than 100 matches
>>
>>140477182
>>140484372
Wtf happened to this guy? I just saw a video from him where the title was a devil emoji and he's doing some weird awkward dancing and posing. I'm worried, either he's gonna kill himself or someone. WTF is this shit
I'm thankful I grew up with a dad who gave two shits about me
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>>140484526
mfw
>>
Are we going to look passed our differences and look at what all makes us similar when Trump finally gets elected?
You guys do realize the rampant militarism on both sides is literally killing your speedrunning "community" as it is doing to almost every other group that was once well knit.
I have a dream that one day a person will be judged not by the degeneracy they wish to partake in but by their rank on the leaderboard of whatever shit game they decide to play
>>
"Im Looking at their pbs like what are thooooose
I mean you boys not even coming close" - 6xSquid
>>
>>140487195
>tfw you never managed to kill yourself so you live in constant pain and jump on the latest shitpost sensation as a smokescreen for your inanimate dreams and desires as you know you'll eventually die loveless, full of regret with no one but your direct family remembering you
I feel sorry family
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>>140487752
it's ok, i too am guilty
every group desperately needs some group therapy
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>>140488645
why did you delete?
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You guys used to all be united under the common interest of vidya, and your small literal-who of a community has managed to achieve some really great things.
I'm somebody from the outside looking in, running the same game over and over is mundane to me, but it's moments like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI that make you guys appeal to those like me; it's ok if you're one big dysfunctional family (you are) you need to learn to get along so you can keep doing great things. There are a lot of talented people in this community worthy of great praise, don't let it crash and burn over petty nonsense.
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>>140465759
Gross. Was this taken around the time that bitch was teaching him social justice?
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>>140486012
this pic reminds me of that creepypasta, The Smiling Man, the creepy guy dancing in the street.
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>>140489952
lmao who cares fag
just let it all burn
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Finna go work out and then when I get home I'm gonna get that pb
Wish me luck boys
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>>140491456
get a PB at the gym instead, fat stuff :^)
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I feel like a little kid
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what if cosme runs out of narcotics to cloud his mind?
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>>140492561
can someone PLEASE tell me what little kids feel like, possibly link me a doujin that goes in to detail about it
i need to know
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IM BEING FUCKING EXPOSED
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>>140493364
his hugbox is too strong.
though his nuthuggers can't do anything about his adam's apple.
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>>140494575
weed
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John Numbers is a pseudonym right?
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>>140495005
it's an anagram for "Burns Em John"
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>>140495005
yes, his real name is goldberg
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>>140494575
>>140494969
also buttplugs
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I haven't looked at the thread in months and it's still the same shit.
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dude this place fuckin sucks
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>>140495748
yasumasi this has to stop
>de hippie spacing
who is "we"?
<something about squid>
anime dreaming of wr.jpg
>she
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Slayslay you gotta stream fc3 commentary
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gaywith is based
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Imagine all the nuthugging in chat if SkeletonBill were to stream DKR right now
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Chibi streamed with no mic or cam last night
You guys went too far.
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>>140500682
That sounds like the ideal stream.
Good job srg!
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is there anything more retarded than replying to a post on 4chan through twitter
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/srg/ Minecraft server
167.114.158.79:25875
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>>140503716
yeah. speedrunning
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/v/ is making fun of us again...
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>>140505201
link
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*flies high above it all and bird laughs*
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Just got home from a week vacation, can someone give me the latest chibi update?
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>>140507879
He is streaming without webcam or mic
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>>140494143
It's probably because I'm a degenerate tranny freak with brain problems but is it weird i don't think he's THAT ugly
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>>140508490
thanks for the late response!
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>>140508490
It's literally the makeup that reminds you of a woman's face. Most women are pretty fucking ugly too.
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I've thought about starting to run Dark Souls 3, should I do it or just kill myself instead?
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>>140508083
Really? What the fuck did you guys do to him?
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>>140509474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlbMUnagjlQ
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>>140509474
We dug up his dad and left him on chibis doorstep
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>>140509910
LOMA! Our boy retro bringing in the "ironic" speed drama news XD. So funnai.
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>>140510278
sorry should have put a trigger warning
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>>140499870
I won't
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>>140512963
thanks for the late response!
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>>140491658
I don't think there's anyone here with a better body than me but aite bud
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>>140513101
you're welcome
how have you been?
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>>140503978
reminder to join skeletonyo's minecraft server and play with all the 2013 oldbois!
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>>140513165
>>140513319
thanks for the late response!
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>>140513396
yeah I was working out, remember?
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>>140513319
>>140513396
im going to grief your house nigga
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I'm the real bill
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what game should I run? Free WR's are a must but I don't care how painful and awful the games are
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>>140514298
run some obscure non-translated jrpg. Those are free WRs
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>>140514298
STALKER Call of Pripyat. Master difficulty best ending.
It's free because everyone lost interest in it before getting the time good.
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I only played video games casually today and I feel guilty about not practicing my speedgames. :/
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Cronikeys and Darkpapo do you want to build Trump tower with me on Bill's minecraft server?
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i only watched streams today and i feel great about slidin right into another one :)
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"I never owned a non-Nintendo console"
Why is zfg so based?
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>>140515365
>Missed out on ps2
>based
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>>140515513
>Missed out
more like dodged a bullet lol
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>>140515571
>literally one of, if not the best, library of any console
>was supported for a long time
>dodged a bullet
Oh /srg/, never stop shitposting
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Every nintendo game speedrun stream has its chat about nintendo and the nx now
fucking opened
shitty company
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>>140515772
>everyone at school talking about their ps2 games
>you had a gamecube
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>>140515982
At least we had custom robo
r-right?
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>>140515982
I truly believe growing up with a Nintendo console is a large part of my social awkwardness
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>>140515982
>always have/had every console
>can't relate to posts like this
wew
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idorts a best
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zfg's hands hurt guys. He's going the way of sig now.
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>>140518790
Janice Esposito
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>>140518895
speak english or get sent back
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Followed videos now show all recent broadcasts instead of just highlights.
Good job, Twitch, completely unusable now.
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SkeletonBill please stream :/
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Cosmo going tranny is the worst thing to happen to zfg's chat
Every time chat brings it up he goes quiet for minutes
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>>140521107
if I do it will be later and it won't be speedrunning so who cares
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I hate to say this but cosmo needs to hurry up and kill himself or get off the internet forever. Only then can the speedrun community begin to repair itself. Right now anytime something good happens for the community, cosmo goes and makes a new video of him being a fucking disgusting creep and it pulls the attention away from the good. This has to end.
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>>140521885
baited for this exact response
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Caracarnvi is so based
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>>140522048
dont you ok me mr
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>>140521885
run mm5 already
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>>140521918
your fault for paying attention to any of cosmo's vids
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>>140514663
>>140514986
>>140515279
Imagine being this pathetic
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>>140521417
Yeah, it sucks even more because it feels like zfg is getting better at commentary and chat interaction. The silence kills it
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>>140521995
lol?
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>>140525762
gets me every time desu
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>>140525762
>muh freeze peaches
hate speech is not free speech
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>>140526667
into the oven you go marxist degenerate
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zfg just brought back a 50 second time loss the absolute madman
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>>140527318
White people are the minority, anti-White
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>>140527318
cosmo hurry up and kill yourself
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>>140527549
Privileged people can by definition not be in the minority.
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>>140527794
>you literally call them the 1%
>>>tumblr.com
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>>140528678
Who are you quoting
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speed running
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>>140528678
what do you mean by 1%?
minority = oppressed social group
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ZFG is such an inspiration
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>>140529501
he's pretty cool desu
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>>140528951
I'm just posting to let you guys know that I've put Sam Advance away for now because it's a shit speedrun. If anyone wants a free WR, go ahead.
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>>140443465
u right u right
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>>140529691
I wish I could enjoy anything as much as zfg does OoT. I'm assuming he never had a girlfriend or much friends but it all works out for him because he loves that game so much. ;_;
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>>140529803
You will not have fun with FE though
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>>140530283
I already run TFE, I am aware of how shit a speedgame it is
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>>140530454
Why speedrun it then? Tried TSE but it looked mostly the same.
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>>140530718
Because I don't really care if it's a bad speedgame or not, it's something I want to run. I did sam advance, clearly I don't care about whether or not it's a good speedgame
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medi
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>>140532136
fw waiting for bn6 streams still
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>>140534389
are you trying to communicate
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>>140534389
>niggerspeak
out
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>>140518790
He just forgot a gold skultula. It's all over.
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>unironically watching ocarina of time "get everything in the game and do everything except for the stuff i dont want to do"
loma
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>>140535324
all the categories are arbitrary pal
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>>140535324
how do i watch a stream ironically
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>>140535565
The Medi Evil!
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>>140535324
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Medievil is proof that there is a god, and he loves us.And by "us", I mean the white race.
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friendly reminder that brossentia is the best and most entertaining streamer even if he's a homosexual mormon furry.
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>>140539084
when the tranny freaks face gets curb stomped just right
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>>140539630
they're best friends now
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Play Minecraft with >our bois
Cronikeys and Papo are building Trump tower
167.114.158.79:25875
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>>140539864
>discord
Fucking pathetic
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>>140539974
Delete this irrelevant shit. You are not a speedrunner and Papo isn't a speedrunner either. Fuck off.
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>>140540126
We need something to do because Nostalrius got taken down tho
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>>140539987
>>140540126
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>>140540230
switch to another mmo then
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>>140540523
>tree of savior
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>>140540230
warmane is fine
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>>140540674
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>>140540913
>wrath
lmao
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/srg/ overwatch when?
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>>140541070
if you were in the discord you would know we started playing overwatch a few days ago
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>>140541070
ask goose
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>>140541210
you guys need to stop being fags who hide in a discord
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>>140541335
stay mad you're not invited
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i cant
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>>>/v/335951392
>/v/ likes Biinny
>/v/ likes cuck sagan
Ugh.
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I hate what /srg/ has become
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>>140541403
fuck you cunt
https://discordapp.com/invite/0uoOEbbh8cPvEusU
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>>140541459
Guitar playing is retarded and doesn't matter. Almost as much so as speedrunning.
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speedrunning has and always will be an antisocial activity. you normalfags with your skype/discord masturbation chats ARE NOT speedrunners. you are poser little normalfags.
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>>140541459
*asks a question*
*waits 18 hours*
It's been made clear to me that nobody wants to help me!!!
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>>140541893
speedrunning is a gateway for socially awkward people to find other nerds to play casual games with and chat about their life problems
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>>140541459
I don't understand what he's asking/complaining about
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>>140542336
http://www.speedrun.com/turok1/thread/mg159
he was asking for a specific version of turok so i uploaded and linked him one, then he couldn't figure out how to install it so i explained it to him on stream, but i guess he still couldn't figure out how to do it because he's saying nobody's helping him and apparently lost his shit in the discord or something (i dont use discord so i have no logs)
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>>140542721
whens monhun
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>>140542924
when it's a good speedgame
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>>140541403
baited for this EXACT response
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>>140542721
sounds like a case of the spergies :/
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>>140542947
didn't the issues you were complaining about get fixed?
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>>140541459
>first the 3u leaderboards and now this
can you stop being such a dictator for your speedgames....
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>>140543480
maybe, crit range seems to work properly at native resolution, but not at anything higher
it's still a shit speedgame
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>>140543864
not like the other games you've been doing lately are any better
come on man, give the people what they want already
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It's a sad state of affairs when yarumasi will stream monster hunter with a handheld faster than slayer. Step the fuck up already, we all want it.
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>>140544332
>>140544505
slayer doesnt care about his viewers, he even banned his number one fan, headcrab
one cold ass nigga...
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>>140544589
banning headcrab shows he DOES care about his viewers
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>animated avatar
>senpai in the name to show everyone that they're "such a weeb xD"
>those posts
hooooooly shit
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Why is no one in /srg/ talking about the degenerate homothon?
https://www.twitch
.tv/degenhom
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>>140547446
i'd actually struggle to find something that i care about less than that marathon
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speedrunning was a mistake
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>>140548310
nobody cares
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>the last time skeletonbill streamed was when cosmo was a man
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>>140548402
Was xhe considered a man before or after xhe started panting xher nails?
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hit me up with some speedrunners who run obscure games but aren't shit
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>>140548402
nice selfpost bud, no one cares anymore, go back to LoL
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>>140548402
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Who we watching?
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>>140514986
We're already building one on Cronikeys' server (Cronikeys here)
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>>140549104
Post proof
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Is there a bigger whinefag on /srg/ than Pyatters?
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well, srg? are there?
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>>140549532
me....
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>>140549652
Did you cheat to get all of those materials?? If you're building Trump Tower you need to get it all legit.
You're no better than Bernie....
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>>140549652
>not just prtscing
stupid bitch
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>>140550157
I'm no communist
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>>140551012
phew, you scared me for a bit
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>>140549646
chess :^)
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>>140549646
Sonic 2
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>>140549646
monster hunter 2 pvp
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>>140551012
what's the point of namedropping /sci/ if you can't even accept the undeniable biological truth of your manhood, "alison"?
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>>140552168
someone should respond with chess. it's a legit good answer to his question.
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>>140551012
bing is a nice touch
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>>140552863
>that one guy who doesn't have a woman card
lol?
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reminder that slayer is an anti-white pederass
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>>140554138
>being a pederass
>not based
hello?
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>>140554138
>>140554260
had to look up what the fuck a pederass was. when did this word become a thing? are we too highbrow to just say gay pedo now?
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>>140554260
>thinking I meant that as an insult
hello? I'm stretching my poc boipussy with my anal training kit for him rn
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>>140554587
dude same
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Croni is another agent of the white genocide. By arbitrarily claiming to be a woman for no other reason than an incessant crave for attention, he has turned himself into a reproductive dead end, an useless piece of meat subjugated to hedonism and a false sense of moral authority when he has renounced to his essential duty: to perpetuate the white race. Not only that, by posing as a woman he also lures away other men from their duty to civilization, engaging themselves in putrid and useless sodomy that will never enrich the history or legacy of the white race. Every time that degenerate sins it's a double murder: the seed he wastes and the seed the "man" (as being with another man, no matter how much makeup he wears, how long his hair is or how high pitched his fake persona voice sounds, is dehumanizing) who has been tricked by this postmodern nonsense of empty rethoric and appeals to vulgar "feelings". It's not just the aliens killing the white race, this kind of degenerate is killing the white race from the very inside, destroying its values and being a true obstacle to its future.
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Remember #FindFoco from that one GDQ?
>he still hasn't been found
Do you think he's dead?
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>>140554874
>Croni
>White
Literally a jew
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>>140554874
word, but I know you still want croni's boipucci nkr
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Do I have an essential duty to perpetuate the white race if I'm ugly?
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>>140555593
In an ideal world, no, but right now we have to take anything that we can get
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what the HECK is Degen Homathon
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>People bullying chibi like mad all the fucking time
It's like you don't want him to stream and produce more quality lolcow events. What is wrong with you?
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>>140557523
they want their autism to be showcased instead of his
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>>140557523
installing a backdoor is probably the most epic thing an /srg/ shitter has done
they didnt even get anything out of it because they bragged about it in the threads
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>>140557907
fucking THIS. Seriously. How fucking retarded do you have to be to give that shit away. You could have quietly disabled his antivirus when he was asleep and had access to fuck with him forever.
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>>140555391
Cr0n Cr0n aint even no qirl doe
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>>140559914
croni is an honerary girl
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>>140560405
doesn't work that way bucko
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>>140555278
who? is this guy dead?
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