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Mass Effect General - /meg/

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True love edition

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In this thread:

>I don't even know
>gog weekend promo and localized releases
>vorcha terrorism
>What's the fucking point
>best tits of all time
>Some poor lost fucker actually discusses Mass Effect

Reminder that Talicancer is alright, but swampbeast shitposters should be terminated on sight.
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gigi-chan best waifu
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>>137463429
>Characters that should've gotten Armax Arena licenses, go
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I just learned about the leak, it this it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opOdFKObpeM


Also why did i get so horny at this krogan crotch shot? How degenerate am I?
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>>137465752
> no 2 meters+ krogan with a huge dick and rugh fuck a tiny 155 petite human/asari/quarian qt until i rip her insides to shreads
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>>137465838
i am gay and kinda fat, not a sissy hariless faggot
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>>137465721
>Enkindle (renamed Incinerate)
>Incendiary Ammo
>Marksman
>Carnage
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>>137465721
>sexy
>shoots things
>infested with parasitic plant spores that give her crazy abilities
Quiet? Quiet.

>shotguns and sniper rifles
>Warp
>Charge
>Nova
>Tactical Cloak
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>>137466646
still so mad they never did anything with this character. she had so much potential to have an amazing side arc.
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>>137467610
>token exotic green chick
>speaks in half sentences like Captain Kirk
No way this is coincidence
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Previous thread: >>>137099428


>>137465583
>no backlink
>no link to thread theme
>doesn't change 'in this thread'

For fuck's sake OP.
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>>137469462
Serious business
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>>137465752

Is this you?
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>>137465583
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>>137465862
Be my bf anon, I'll love you forever
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>>137465752
>jetpacks
we're fucked, m8s
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>>137470880

It's just a stupid jumppack like in Battlefield EA.
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>>137471251
Battlefront EA, I mean.
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>>137473365
By quarian standards, isn't she pretty much naked?
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>>137465583
>that shit OP
I get you wanted to be funny, but it's still shit.

>weekend Verkauf
>new Baldur's Gate EE content
damn I didn't know. really need to check news more often. also not sure if I want to pay €20 for it

also 4chan thinks this post is spam.
HELLO WHAT THE FUCK HOW OFTEN SHOULD I REFORMAT THIS POST? FUCK YOU!

>>137465752
yeah

>>137466312
it's literally the site that has /r/masseffect on it - the mass effect character
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>>137473546
also it seems like "reddit" became blocked again.
at least that's what I had to reformat.
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>>137473637
for some reason it works now. I feel like 4chan pulled my leg.
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Hello /meg/ How's it going?

>>137473365
I think she could use a skirt or something, maybe a sundress. then again everything is better with delicate little sundresses.

>>137466312
Is it just me who sees the slit of a urethra at the very tip of blasto's head?

>>137473720
Hi there WG.
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>>137473876
hello. and I see it as well.
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>>137473365
I'd cum in her
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>>137469558
Totally, but kinda fatter:3

I mean look at his big strong legs, that nice bulge, oh my god...

>>137470529
>Tfw if it was only that easy
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>>137475070
it's probably stuffed
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/dag/ fuck off.
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>>137475520
What?
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>>137475495
Honestly i dont care, i just want to cuddle a krogan ;_;
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>>137467610
she gives you a cheeky kiss in ME2
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>>137469558
I guess even in the other galaxy we can escape from non whites
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>>137473546
>new Baldur's Gate EE content
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459678850662.webm
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>>137475070
I think it's just his balls m8
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>>137473546
http://archive.is/YyB1Z

“I think we’re about 90-95% new code at this point,” said Beamdog president Trent Oster. They also had to create a new style guide, a tome to reference when asking, “Is this thing we’re making in the spirit of Baldur’s Gate?”

“Everything that we added that was new, the question that was always, always on our mind was, ‘Does this feel like Baldur’s Gate?’” said Daigle. “Does this enhance the Baldur’s Gate experience or are we pushing it in a different and perhaps wrong direction?

“If there was something for the original Baldur’s Gate that just doesn’t mesh for modern day gamers like the sexism, [we tried to address that],” said writer Amber Scott. “In the original there’s a lot of jokes at women’s expense. Or if not a lot, there’s a couple, like Safana was just a sex object in BG 1, and Jaheira was the nagging wife and that was played for comedy. We were able to say like, ‘No, that’s not really the kind of story we want to make.’ In Siege of Dragonspear, Safana gets her own little storyline, she got a way better personality upgrade. If people don’t like that, then too bad.”-Amber Scott, writer for new Baldur's Gate
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>>137473546
I couple of years back either you or SS asked me whether I would have liked a new game set in the Baldur's Gate series. I said that the story was done, the character arks were fulfilling and fleshed out nicely. If they made a new game it would feel forced and since nobody from the old Bioware was there to make it as it were, it would be bad. Well. Now we know I was right.
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>>137478209
>jokes at women’s expense

Not their expense! D: Women are fragile little creatures that need to be protected!
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>>137478198
I dont care, I WANT TO TOUCH IT
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>playing Armour Warfare with this one guy that just won't stop complaining
>no punctuation or capitalization

Oh, wow, it's just like I'm playing with the autist.
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>>137478209
>Safana was just a sex object
Damn right, she is. There's a female voice set option like that in IWD as well which I can't not use.
>are we pushing it in a different and perhaps wrong direction?
Yes.
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Never played the multiplayer. I take it it's full of EA microtransaction jewery?
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>>137482361
you can count on it
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>>137482361

You buy boxes chalk full of RNG with in-game credits, or real money.
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>>137482361
Optional but certainly present. I think there's some file you can edit that will greatly increase the credits you receive though
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>>137483478
>>137484008
i heard that you have to pay to play anything other than a human?
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Oh, wow!
>/CluelessGlamorousAmericanwigeon
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>>137478209
dropped
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>>137484090

Oh, no, that's not the case. You buy boxes with credits and (possibly) unlock new characters to play with. Varying from common characters to very rare.
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>>137484212
oh alright thanks
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>>137474539
She's Cute.
Must hurt if someone steps on her toes or she bumps into something though.

>>137478209
Great. more SJW stuff. They're gonna have a lecture scene where a man gets beaten by a tiny woman and a stronk woman who needs no man.
I've been playing a little borderlands 2, so at least it can't be worse than that. Right?
Mr Torque is bisexual and don't forget it's cool to treat women with respect! :^)

>>137478390
Women are like Schrodinger gender in the eyes of SJWs I'm sorry. people who identify as females and demimollusks in a female stage of their headmate cycle.. They're both fragile little flowers, and tough bulldykes who can take anything and more.
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>>137484115
>>137484810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__6nFM5GER8
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>>137485014

Holy shit, man. Her name and her being a tranny has literally NOTHING to do with anything.
FUCKEN WHY
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One of these days, I'm gonna fuck up my name.

>>137485416
At least it has a happy ending.
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>>137485478
I know that feel.
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>>137485478
>>137485585
>tripfag humour
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>>137485642
I don't get it.
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>>137485014
>Game: RuneScape
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>>137485014
>I find it particularly interesting that killing xir results in 2000XP and no cost to reputation.

there are actually some good youtube comments for a change. and NO ONE is defending that shit, imagine that.
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WG's voice is so alpha
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>>137487201
It's very cute
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>>137487201
>>137487454
I can't help it
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>>137487201
I listened to it, and like OCD's I feel he could fit being the narrator of a documentary.
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>>137486874
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>>137488049
If one of the waifus in ME was a trap, which would you think is the most likely one?
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>>137488183
Jack
Too perfect to be a woman
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>>137488398
I was of the same opinion.
But more because she's got tiny tits and a really fucked up life.

I didn't want to disrespect you're waifu though,so I remained silent.

Also these captchas get worse and worse.
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>>137488183
tali
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>>137488618
But where would she hide her dick? The suit is skintight.
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>>137488049
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>>137489049
>male quarians
>dick

come on eddy, you should know better.
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>>137488183
ashley evidently, but i dont know if that counts since she already is one in the series
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>>137489202
Right. Almost forgot.
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>>137468430
>Cara
Kill yourself faggot.
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Stay mad faggots!
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>>137490294
>swampbeast autist sinking so low he's impersonating other waifufags to stir up unrest now
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>>137487201
It was alpha as fuck.
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>>137490442

He does take autism to new levels.
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>>137490442
wasnt my post you retarded faggot
i dont save tranny pics

>>137490539
stop complmenting yourself WG
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>>137490774
Shut your face, you tool.
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>>137490774
>stop complmenting yourself WG

I don't really need that.
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>>137490442
>Utter faggot disregards possibility of a random shitposter swooping by and enjoying the chaos.
>Gets buttmad.
>Writes a faux-condescending post to mask it.
>Plays right into shitposter's hands.

Thanks, buddy. Keep your rectum sensitive.
Pic related as a reward.
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>>137491041
Eat your tranny dick aidsnigger
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>>137491368
I don't have one. Take your Seroquel.. and whatever it is you take for finger tourette's.
And then ask your mam for a reverse abortion.. or your gods for a black hole.
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>>137491707
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>an agressive ashley poster shows up at the same time the swampbeast autist starts posting
>both vehemently deny they are the same poster
>inb4 edited (you) screenshots
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>>137493979
That means i would replay to myself. Come on, thats OCD tier
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>mfw gypsies' reaction after choosing geth
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>>137495096
What's wrong with talking to yourself?
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>>137497347
Nothing, really. I think it's alright, as long as you have a split personality.
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>>137497347
not much
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>>137497496
>>137497508
Well, I sure showed that guy, then.
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>>137498337
yes you did
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http://i.imgur.com/baNmBT0.jpg
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>>137500498

Is that Asarimaniac? Cringy fuckin' name.
Finally, a picture without the beast and her shitty tits.
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>>137501274
think so
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http://i.imgur.com/yDhRfCW.jpg
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>>137503816
It's a little disappointing that the creators of nude models always go with recolored human genitalia for aliens when they've got the opportunity to make something that is little different.
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>>137504221
I for one am thankful they do not take that route
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>>137504452
>not wanting to feel the birthing tongues of a lithe alien maiden against your manhood.
>Not wanting to pound an andromedan hyperpussy and feel the suction cups of her lips lock you together.
>Not wanting to make love to a 4th dimensional being, with fractal genitalia.
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>>137505036

its time for you to do the sex my friend.
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>>137505036
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>>137504452
same here

>>137505036
eddrf no!
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>>137505401
>>137505527
>>137506496
Is at this point I mention bants/banter? Can I say that I meant it as a joke or is too late for that?
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>>137505036
>Not wanting to make love to a 4th dimensional being, with fractal genitalia.
draw this pls
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>>137507084
NO!
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>>137507084
If you can explain how to draw a 4th dimensional object.
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>>137506647
Bit late, yeah.
>>137507316
You have to look into his third eye to understand the instructions
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>>137507346
What's wrong with her boobs? It looks like double-butt, but on her chest.
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>>137508686
had to crop out the NSFW stuff, they are getting squeezed
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>>137505036
Honestly, aliens are sexy as a fantasy, but in real-life I'd be pretty grossed out by the idea.

In real life, despite my foot fetish, I highly doubt I'd ever lick Tali's feet.
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>>137508686
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>>137509028
I agree, that's why i backed down a bit. Things like Tali's feet and fingers, or her bent knees. Imagining them in real life, they creep me out quite a bit.
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>>137509186
Looks like a poorly done boob job though.
>two male hands that aren't human
Looks like some pretty serious cuckoldry too.
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>tfw no qt femshep to cuddle with
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>three on one pal, it's over
>不,現在它的樂趣
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making an arrangement
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>>137510571
finally found one
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>>137511293
is it racist that they gave him slanty eyes on his visor thing?
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>>137511721
it fits his little chinaman eyes better
why are you concerned? PC police is knocking at your door or something?
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>>137512289
no, im a chink
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that face when liara cant get enough
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they are so cute together
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liaras part in the citadel dlc is very unsatisfying

there should be a part where you can marry her
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>>137513326
use your headcanon
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>>137509186
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>>137514783
that's quite old
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>>137514259
Ive got it all figured out in my head
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>>137514907
2007
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>>137516467
I'm not blind
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>>137516447
my personal favourite
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i mean, if they really focus on exploration with many different kinds of planets and they dont focus on multiplayer tier mapdesign andromeda got a chance to be really cool

but i bet my life they will do nothing like that and drive this shit completely against the wall with their shit ideas and crappy gamedesign
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>>137517587
I bet they will focus mostly on sjw bullshit
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>>137517931
thats quite retarded, why would they?
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>>137520079
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>>137520354
i would love to fuck that bitchy faceexpression out of the qt redhead face
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>>137516665
wait really? Here I thought you dictate to someone what to type in your name
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>>137521604
you're grouchy today, what's wrong ?
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>>137521945
everything's fine. I thought it was just banter.
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Night /meg/
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>>137522489
is ok , no palobelem
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>>137521604
>WG in charge of originality
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did you like my abstract ideas ?
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>>137525325
>2014
>muh originality
by that logic, no one should be allowed posting memes then.
also I didn't even know that one
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death bump
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>>137530183
>2016
>not posting femshep to bait some replies out of this cemetary
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>>137531228
shes fucking hot 2bqh there
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>>137531228
stockings are hot tbqh
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>>137531228
my raifu
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>>137531702
black widow best waifu [/spoiler}
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>>137531228
>black widow
muh dick
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>>137532046
>Greg Land traced "art"
triggered
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>>137532046
>no trigger discipline
would not bang/10
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>>137533194
it's like he draws a dick then a woman who sucks on it, then he erases the dick then continues to colour it
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>>137533621
he's really just tracing. you can see it from the poses or how characters who were put beside each other don't really seem to interact naturally at all. pic strongly related, 2 cardboard cutouts put near each other
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>>137534390
his head is fucking huge
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>"female" turians
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gfycat com/DirectGraciousGordonsetter
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>>137536171
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>>137536463
The penis physics are not the best, I agree.
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>>137536565
thought I was the only one noticing it
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>>137536886
Impending doom.
Talicancer arrived
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>>137537084
fucking suit rat
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I liked Kai Leng's portrayal in Mass Effect: Retribution.

He was an overt racist, but that was a nice character flaw as otherwise he was a very professional assassin who truly believed in his cause. He even tried to reason with Anderson and Sanders.

I was looking forward to him appearing in the games.


Too bad ME3 made him into utter shit.
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>>137537343
Yeah, it's not like she actually removes that shit when fucking with shep
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>>137537569
>racism
>flaw

you're right in a way though, since a chinese racist seems like a flaw to me.
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>>137536171
not cool man
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>>137537084
>>137537813
didnt the original Talicancer have a trip? or am I mistaken?
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>>137538745
Tali-Ban wasn't really cancer if you mean him. the recent one had no trip
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>>137538745
Not sure what do you mean by 'trip'
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>>137539002
tripfriend, he had a "name" instead of "Anonymous"
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>>137538991
then I remember it wrong.
it was some russian kid with a shit pc which couldnt even run me3
not Tali-Ban the brick enthusiast
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>>137539131
Oh, mkay. I know that's not wise to admit but i'm pretty new here.
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>>137539294
ye well, talicancers arent really the boogeyman around here anymore
the most hate is focused on the femshep poster
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>>137539475
;_; i didn't even have my chance to be hated
What poster btw?
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>>137539637
>What poster btw?
you can't really tell, but no sane regularhere posts humongous amount of pics and stupid posts regarding to "fem"shep's "beauty"
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>>137539258
that is the talicancer from a few months ago, yeah. seems like he's vanished. still not sure if he was really that retarded or just pulling our leg

>>137539637
just scroll up and look at all those femshep or femshep/liara pics and how he manages to make everyone hate him forever
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>>137540278
Oh, you meant that femshep obsession in general.
Then i agree, i was wondering why most of the ME shit i find online includes female shepard.
Didn't know it was a thing here as well
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>>137540638
it's not bad in itself, the problem is that 99% of artists have adapted the swampbeast as femshep and that they somehow think she's beautiful even though she has the most fucked up face in history
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>>137540978
Yeah i understand. I've played ME like 2 times as a male and then i thought i'd try fem. But i couldn't stand here face. And voice.
I just regretted all that lesbian shit i missed
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>page 10 again
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>>137543918
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>>137544317
>cardboard cutout art
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>>137545137
I dunno WG-senpai, that looks like A+ art to me
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>>137541561
welcome on my shitlist faggot
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>>137545459
Guess there are some pretty cool guys on your list.
I'm honored
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>>137545713
if you count trannies, faggots, retards and degenerates cool then be my guest
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>>137545459

>Daily reminder that femshep was put in game to fill the SJW/Gender equality quota.
>Femshep=closetfagshep=latenttrannyshep.
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>>137545931
I'm flattered that you include me amongst your family and friends
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>>137545997
what if I play femshep and I'm a grill?
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>>137537883
Well it was a flaw in that it hindered his ability to work with aliens or even associate with them. He couldn't even hide his dislike of them.

So it is something that potentially impacted his professionalism.
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>>137545997
>femshep was put in game to fill the SJW/Gender equality quota
[citation needed]
first shepard animations were female

>>137546246
fuck off man
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>>137545403
there is literally no dynamics in kate n db's art, similar problem to Greg Land, at least she draws that stuff herself though.
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>>137546278
femturs don't count
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>>137546425
I'm not even remotely tryharding to offend you.
You really have some problems, don't you mate?
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>>137546780
and there is our resident swampbeast autist. sadly we can't seem to get rid of him even though no one likes him or wants anything to do with him. maybe one day he will notice and finally fuck off.
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>>137546617
Well I can't even play anymore since my new hands can't grip a controller and I've accidentally pulled off several keys on the keyboard with my talons
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>>137547064
>maybe one day he will notice and finally fuck off.
not gonna happen in your lifetime old man
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>>137547064
>>137547180
I suppose he believes he has a purpose here. Thought you guys would treat it like some sort of amusement.
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Anyway, gotta go to sleep. Good night good people. And good night mr. Autist.
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>>137547145
poor thanemancer.
but back to your original post, anyone can play anything xir/he/she likes I guess.
except swampbeast

>>137547512
sometimes it is.
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>>137547912
Does anyone ever play as default swampbeast?
I prefer to make mine custom.
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>>137548889
did it one time. it's irritating.
ME2 default is okay though, it's just ME3's default femshep that's the problem.
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>>137546425
>[citation needed]
>first shepard animations were female
>Hurr durr I believe BS corporations feed me.
Of course they say that. They appear that much progressive. Jesus, you're dense.
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>>137548889
not even i do
but i dont find her that bad looking like everyone makes her out to be
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>>137549359
your reasoning makes absolutely no sense and is retarded.
this whole post is cringeinducing.
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>>137549780
swampbeast is cringeinducing.
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>>137549172
>ME3 femshep
What went wrong?

>>137549424
I think a lot of it is the thick makeup and BW's horrendous lighting that makes all of their clay figure people look even worse.
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>>137550019
>>ME3 femshep
>What went wrong?

I remember that after release you couldnt even import your custom face correctly because they implemented a faceeditor that wasnt compatible with the previous ones.
they patched it later.
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>>137546425
They should have just made Shepard one gender and class. Probably soldier.

It'd make sense from a thematic perspective. Soldier is pure combat, but you'd need the other squadmates for their specialities.

Team work.

Working together.

Ect
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>hacketts ass
>fleets arrive
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>>137551572
But Infiltrator is the most fun
>Soldier is pure combat, but you'd need the other squadmates for their specialities.
This is already how it works though.
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an end once and for all
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>>137551572
>missing out on that sweet romance

no thanks
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>>137551572
kinda unfair if you are stuck as soldier while almost everyone else gets to do the space magic fun though. classes are fine they just should have added more variables into the storyline for it. I got so fucking angry every time I saw Samara and Liara fly around with their biotics while I could just stare after them, playing an adept myself.
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>>137552363
>playing
bullshit, you havent touched the game in 3 years
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>>137552650
nice observation skills, that's probably why I was writing in the past tense.
also it's been around 1 1/2 years
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>>137552873
>1 1/2 years
I thought you were so pissed by the ending that you havent touched the game since ME3 came out
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>>137553539
you confuse me with someone else. I haven't even played the game before summer 2013.
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night meg. don't forget to wash behind your ears
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>>137555298
What if I don't have ears you cis male scum
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doing a depression
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>>137555802
haha serves you right

this is commander shepard, signing out
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>>137552053
>This is already how it works though.

It should be more prominent.

In early builds of Mass Effect you could even control the squadmates directly.

They should have kept the system ME1 had where you needed somebody with tech skills in order to hack open containers and doors.

>>137552363
>kinda unfair if you are stuck as soldier while almost everyone else gets to do the space magic fun though. c

You are the player playing the game. You ARE doing it. Just give the player more control in combat.
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>>137559114
mastr reys
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>>137559114
Perhaps, the solution would be for Mass Effect to be less a 3rd person shooter and more of a tactical team-based shooter. Perhaps something turn-based like X-Com.
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letting your waifu suck a stranger's dick?
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>>137557981
fuck off you soulless ginger dyke
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doing a poo
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>>137565389
on the loo
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>>137559114
>In early builds of Mass Effect you could even control the squadmates directly.

Like DA?
I didn't particularly like that and I think it kills part of the roleplaying experience to do that.

You have a modicum of control already by being able to direct their powers and everything and I think that fits with the theme of being a commander.

>They should have kept the system ME1 had where you needed somebody with tech skills in order to hack open containers and doors.

This is one mechanic I did not miss. If it was improved somehow, like streamlining the skills so that, a la Dragon Age where the rogue characters for instance would just have to level up lockpicking.

It honestly sounds to me like you just want Dragon Age.
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>>137569164
>Some poor lost fucker actually discusses Mass Effect >>137465583

Turns out there's at least three of us. Here's my two cents:
>it kills part of the roleplaying experience to do that.
>being able to direct their powers
I think it would have been best if you were able to have pre-set tactics like in DA2.

>If "X(condition)", then "Y(action)"
E.G.
>Garrus
>If "enemy has shields", then "use overload"
>Liara
>If "enemy shields are down", then "use singularity"
etc.

Combat would be much more dynamic and you'd be able to focus on your gameplay rather than micromanaging.
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>>137569164
>It honestly sounds to me like you just want Dragon Age.

Never played Dragon Age, actually. So I imagine you're making a comparison I didn't really intend.


Mass Effect in a sense already has an element of turn-based combat to it, what with pausing the game to select powers. I think a fully turn-based system would have been fine form the start. It would also have left much less opportunity for the game to devolve into a pure action shooter.

By its very nature a turn-based system would keep out the CoD crowd, or rather any incentive to try and rope them in. Keeping the game more focused on dialogue and roleplaying.
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>>137571348
>Some poor lost fucker actually discusses Mass Effect
I like to be on-topic once in a while when I'm not giving relationship advice or something.

>I think it would have been best if you were able to have pre-set tactics like in DA2.

I think that could work.
Me personally, I like to micromanage.
Nothing irks me more than being in the heat of battle and having to wait for my AI to recharge their overload or something because they used it on a guy who had ~10% of shield left when I could have used it on a more high-priority target.

>>137571809
>Never played Dragon Age, actually
You should try it. Might be right up your alley since it gives you the ability to individually control all characters in the party and set up tactics.

>I think a fully turn-based system would have been fine form the start. It would also have left much less opportunity for the game to devolve into a pure action shooter.

I really only felt that it turned into an action shooter when I was playing on easier difficulties or when I was playing as a soldier.

The class I played was integral to the choices I would make for selecting squadmates and their abilities while also influencing my strategies.

Different strokes I guess.
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>>137465752
Why do gay men that arent """"girls"""" always are attracted to fat ugly beasts like krogans?
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>>137572689
>I really only felt that it turned into an action shooter when I was playing on easier difficulties or when I was playing as a soldier.

Certainly there was more strategy at higher difficulties, but it was still mainly a cover shooter. I mean in the end that was always an option too. I just think a lot more interesting things could be done with a turn-based system.

Like say...

Shepard/Wrex
>Adrenaline Rush 1
When combat begins a character with this trait gets a free chance to attack with a weapon.

>Adrenaline Rush 2
If health is below 50% the character will counter attack with their weapon if struck by an enemy.

>Adrenaline Rush 3
At the end of every other turn the character will gets a free attack with their weapon.
Garrus
>Range Finder 1
At the start of combat the player will be notified of any enemies at long range. (passive)
Character can enter snipe mode, allowing them to attack enemies at long range.

>Range Finder 2
Character tags long range enemies allowing the rest of the team to attack (like say with carnage/marksman). (passive)
Tali/Wrex
>Carnage 1
First turn is used to charge ability, second turn fires. Must cool down the next turn (unable to fire weapon)

>Carnage 2
No cool down turn is needed as long as carnage is not used two turns in a row.

>Carnage 3
Weapon can be charged and fired in the same turn. Cool down same as above.


Tali
>Hacking 1
Hacked unit will attack anything in its vicinity for three turns.

>Hacking 2
Hacked unit will only attack enemies, lasts four turns.

>Hacking 3
Hacked unit is controlled by player for five turns.
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Was it just me, or did the ME2 romances amount to nothing in ME3?

>>137574896
ME1 had some interesting tactical options, but the combat was really bad.
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>>137576016
I think the problem with the combat in ME1 was two things

1.) No feedback

Enemies didn't react physically to taking damage or being killed. They just went from acting normal to a ragdoll when they died. Something ME2 really improved on was enemy animations when they died or took damage or were stunned. It made combat more satisfying.

2.) The defensive abilities were too powerful

Once you powered up immunity or the barrier abilities you were effectively invincible. As such you'd just run around without even needing cover (and the enemy wouldn't either), which just made combat chaotic and silly.


So again in that sense ME2 did it better by making cover more essential. In fact, this even fit the lore better as in the books shields and barriers are good for deflecting an attack, briefly, so that you can get behind cover. Else they go down very quickly and you wind up getting splattered.


I just wish ME2 hadn't made its combat so segregated from everything else. Two things I miss from ME1's combat are:

1.) It could happen anywhere totally unexpected. Literally in the same place you regularly do shopping you could get into a shoot-out on a quest. You could get ambushed in other areas. The game was able to surprise you every now and then with this.

2.) The scale. In ME1 you have some really big open battlefields with heavy turrets and snipers. I miss stuff like that. Real battlefields.

I'd have loved to see the series expand on that rather than cut it. I liked that rachni mission for instance where you have to defend the outpost on this big open map. So much more could have been done with that.
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>>137577285
ME1 had major control issues too, especially on the PC. Like, the keyboard shortcuts are really complex and not very intuitive.

Yeah, the defensive abilities were too powerful. Too often strategy was just play keep-away and shoot until the shields went down. Even the final battle was like that.

ME3 really disappointed though. It learned from 2 and made battles much more streamlined, but it got rid of so many things and never returned to the epic scope of ME1.
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No Tali, no buy.
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>>137581546
very appropriate considering quarians have never bought anything in their lives
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>>137581596
What are the chances Andromeda will be like Dragon Age 2 in terms of relationships?
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>>137582035
i've never played dragon age because i'm not a queer
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>>137582121
Dragon Age 2 was

>Every romantic interest is bi
>Every one will hit on you if you're even slightly friendly with them
>Every one will betray you for power and wealth
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Are there any good mods for ME2?
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>>137583610

the jeanluc highres texture mod and other minor mods, check nexusmods and moddb sections.
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>>137586035
they'd receive severe sunburns in a desert
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>>137587156

mass effect fields
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>>137590301
>putting N7 on every fucking thing
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>>137571809
>Mass Effect
>turn based

I would have loved that.
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>>137590301
>dem eyebrows
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>>137586035
here is the uncensored version, you are welcome
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>>137592773
yes, another x-com would've improved so much, like, taken the last bit out of action out of the game.
If ME is to fast for you, play other games gramps.
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>>137531228
femshep is a ugly whore
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>>137594013
oh, that totally hurt my feelings now
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>>137593943
>being this mad for no particular reason whatsoever
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>>137595895
>reading a sarcastic post as an angry rant

take a step back and reread my post
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>>137595997
>sarcastic
right.
inb4
>germans can't into humor etc
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>>137577285
>I think the problem with the combat in ME1 was two things
>fails to mention sniper rifles in any way
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>>137596784
gid gud scrub
l2quickscope
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>>137596784
if you put many points in sniper rifles, it's actually good
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doing my best
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>>137547064
>even though no one likes him or wants anything to do with him

He doesn't even like this place, so I don't understand why he continues.
That takes some real, actual autism.
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>>137599791
is that suppose to be a female prothean ?
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>>137600480

I believe it's intended as Javik and Liara's daughter, yup. Though I don't know why she's not an asari in that case.
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>>137601286
>Javik and Liara's daughter
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>that tiny bipod.
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>>137602857
I did think it was weird that the asari didn't make any pistols and sniper rifles, but did have a shotgun.
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>>137602857
>all of them have the same retarded design
>all human weapons look different to each other

bravo, bioware and fan artists
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>>137603890

kek
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Watcha doin', MEG?
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>>137603535
Ryder seems to hug the floor a lot
Brittle Bone desease?
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>>137606220

Just having some dinner.
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>>137606220
Playing DAO
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Your waifu becomes real, and you migrate to the e ME universe after the reapers are dead Big red button, no catalyst.. But you've got to combine the aspects of two waifus to get her Which would be the best combination for you?
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>>137610689

What do you mean with aspects?
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>>137609817
>Shepard with tits like that

Nah.
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>>137465752
that doesnt look like the krogan from that e3 bioware ad. also rehashed animations from previous 3 games? also how is this frostbite?
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>>137611246
Attributes. Jack's tattoos, miranda's tits and Tali's hips and so on and so forth.
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>>137611440

Frostbite is just the game engine, it doesn't mean all games look the same. Mass Effect doesn't look like Gears of War or Rainbow Six Vegas.
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I'm playing ME3 for the first time since release and I never managed to figure out war assets very well.

Where do most of them come from? My first playthrough I remember doing almost every single side quest in the game but I didn't have 100% search and rescue and I didn't even get close to the best ending so obviously I missed something, however doing search and rescue looks like this also doesnt give that many war assets.

Does that basically mean you have to play MP to get all the war assets possible for the best ending?
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>>137612059
BW wont get the best out of the Frostbite engine anyway. Basically only Dice knows how to handle the Engine.
EA just forces everyone to use it because it offers good graphics so the sheep buy the games.
They even forced Need for Speed in Frostbite, the cars handle like shit.

>>137612291
there is a crack for 100% readiness
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>>137612291
DLC's bro. Leviathan quest for example. I think it's impossible to get enough war assets without dlc's if you don't do all this readiness shit.
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>>137612597
Yeah I'm aware of the crack I'm just curious as to where bioware was expecting players to get all these points since side quests doesn't fill the quota for the best ending even with the extended cut I think.
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>>137612839
Wow they really are the jews, thank god for the crack.
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>>137613004
Yeah, well that's how they roll nowadays.
I don't think they will change course with Andromeda
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>>137612897
yes, it was intended that players play the multiplayer, they got alot critique for that.
but EA doesnt give a fuck
Action-RPG that is heavily based on the Story?
Fuck you, here is the Multiplayer we focused on so much that your story got cut.

>yfw you will never see EA go bancrupt
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>tfw you will never live in a comfy desert house on Intai'sei
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>>137613170
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>>137611587

I can't really think of anything. I thought of Miranda's breasts, but I already got those in ME3. A really full butt, too.

Miranda's black outfit. Dear lord, the black one is fantastic.
Or Jack's small breasts.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyQ8k7D91L8
>trump just tweeted this out
Who /voting for TIM/ here?
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>>137613724
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>>137613938
just saw it, now im fucking hyped to play Mass Effect

would vote for TIM if yank
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>>137610689
Ashley in Miranda's body (+fertile)
>>137613938
To be honest I support Don ever since he entered the race, but this is hilarious.
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>>137614664

Does she still have her own face? Does she keep her tanned skin colour, or doe she also get Miranda's creamy white colour?
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>>137613938
>>137614237
>>137614664
Trump: Cruz. You’re making a habit of costing me more than time and money.

Cruz: You get the help you deserve.

Trump: And what about the rest of America? Your ideals have cost us more than you could imagine. The easy win from the republican purist base could have secured republican dominance in America. Against the mexicans, mudslimes and beyond.

Cruz: American dominance? Or just yours?

Trump: Strength for Trump is strength for every American. Trump is America. I should have known you choke on the hard decisions, just like little Marco. Too idealistic from the start.

Cruz: I know what you are. And the price of dealing with you. We do things my way from now on. The mexicans are coming. And they won’t be alone. I’m going to make sure we’re ready when they get here. You can fall in line or step aside. But don’t get in my way.

Trump: You’re sure that’s what you want? You’re taking a hell of a risk Cruz, with your past weakness on borders and support of the TPP.

Cruz: I don’t think so. I’m going to stop the mexicans and the muslims. But I won’t sacrifice the soul of America to do it.
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>>137613938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrber0OzLOg

damn, i didnt remember the music in the Trailer to be this epic

wonder why they didnt keep it in the games
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>>137615148
9/10
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>>137615053
yes, her face but Miranda's eyes
skin color more like Miranda but some healthy tan
>>137615148
kek'd/10
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>>137613938
>no clapping
>no explosions
>only a short fireworks display
not good enough
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>>137615179
Pretty sure that's standard trailer music not exclusive to ME2's OST.
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>>137615179
because it's 2 steps from hell I think and they can't just put that into their game, the free license only works for youtube. also notice how shepard is male.
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>>137610689
Kasumi with Miranda's voice.
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>>137616539
swampbeast autist on suicide watch
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>>137610689
What would a female TIM even look like though
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>>137616965
You're not involved here, anon.
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>>137616539
>>137616740
just didnt want to upset the sheploo cocksuckers by posting the superior version
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>>137610689
Miranda's body with jack's personality.
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>>137617307
>superior version
doesn't exist
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>Playing ME3
>side quest bugs out on me
>didn't realize until 3 hours later because Ignored it to do some N7 missions

whatever i dont give a fuck about hanar's being indoctrinated anyways.
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>>137617720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMAa0DMcRfE
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>>137617859
>female Shephard
>superior
>capable of saving the galaxy

>females
>capable of anything
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>>137618158
>whoreshep
>superior
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>>137617859
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>implying a whispering beta could save the galaxy
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>>137612059
but it looks way to similar to unreal engine (atleast the one they made me1,2,3 with)
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>>137617854

They still haven't fixed that goddamn thing?
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>>137618931
nope, this side quest has bugged out on me on at least 30% of my playthoughs.
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>EA took down the trump me2 video
NO FUN ALLOWED AS USUAL.
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>>137620150
What? Trump plays ME2?
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>>137620806
>>137613938
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>>137620806
yes, and he plays as femshep

smhtbqhf
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>>137621091
>implying he doesnt play his own personal version of me2 as the Illusive Trump
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>>137621091
Hey, there's nothing wrong with letting your inner woman out was in a while in some form
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>>137620982
Oh... It's just an April fool's joke. Ok
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>>137621650
faaaaaaaaaaag
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what happened to that ubisoft shill that posted about The Division all the time?
doesnt post any comments about it.
was it maybe not so good?
did the game get boring by any chance?
was the hype to much and he fell for it and now feels silly?
show yourself, i want to laugh about you
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dont you die on me
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>>137629189
gone
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>>137632410
nope, always coming back
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>>137629189

Never left, still playing it.
I bought a new MP7 and put in a Heavy Magazine Spring, and increased the rate of fire from 950 to 1079. Good lord, it spits out rounds like a mother fucker. Good thing the magazine mod also increase mag capacity, from 20 to30 rounds.
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>>137633085
oh wow, it must be so much fun firing 3 mags in a head of one thug with that uberweapon

but atleast there are alot of enemys that are the same, so it never gets boring.

did you play it though yet and defeated that super innovative endboss?
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>>137633686

You seem to care a surprising amount for someone not interested in the game. O:
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>>137634049
but you are mistaken, i was very intrested in the game

but unlike you i waited for the final product and watched alot of unbiased commentary, streams and gameplay and what i saw was more than unsatisfying

another cool idea for a game botched with bad gameplaymechanics, unconsistent enviroment and boring endgame....its just sad at this point

and sheep like you with no sense for good games buy this shit and praise it as the holy grail of gaming

you are the reason shit gamecompanies like EA and Ubisoft are profiting off of your idiocity

you are a retarded cunt and the reason MEA is going to be shit

kill yourself please
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>>137634637
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>>137612291
Originally you were meant to play the multiplayer to get the additional points.

However, BW changed it so that it can be completed entirely with just in game missions. I think it was patched in with the extended cut or something.
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>>137632402
For entering the atmosphere in just an armored suit, I'd expect her body to be less pristine but with broken limbs, and more a molten puddle of metal and polymer with a soft red filling.
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>>137635327

If not completely incinerated.
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>>137635327
thats the scene after the me3 final when liara recovered femsheps body
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>>137636078

Then why is Shepard wearing armor and Liara a Cerberus outfit?

And isn't that how you're NOT supposed to transport badly injured people?
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>>137636235
fuck you, leave my headcanon alone
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>>137636458

Faggot.
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Always vigilant
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>>137629189
>>137632402
that was AWG. and he's still playing it.

>>137634049
>>137635127
was it really surprising that it was the swampbeast autist?
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>>137652663
Ah thanks, now i have a name for that son of a bitch
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I missed everything, what's the consensus on the leak so far?
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>>137653798
>enjoy a game that he doesn't like
>that son of a bitch

This is hilarious.
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>>137659961

'Meh', here on MEG, I think.
There's not much there, and one anon said it's from 2014, so it's at least little over a year old.
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>>137661518
he just can't stop the autism
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https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/716843855375634432

Now we know how general election will end.
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>>137596784
>>fails to mention sniper rifles in any way

What was wrong with sniper rifles in Mass Effect 1?
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>>137616924
Female TIM is Hillary Clinton

I knew a guy on BSN who literally commissioned art depicting it. I don't think I saved it though.
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>Playing as Femshep

It's like these autists like to play the game wrong.

Make Shep is cannon.
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>>137669653
bad dps and shaking
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>>137675682
Dude, just put some points into it and some mods.

Are you retarded or what?


Anyway.


Why do gay people exist in Mass Effect? I mean by that point humanity can screen for anything the womb. Designer babies anyone?

What couple is going to CHOOSE to have a homosexual child? Sure, some children will be born natural and some will be gay and a minority of gay couples will probably get artificially inseminated... but that still means gays should be an even smaller % of the population in Mass Effect than they are today.
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>>137676868
Pretty sure people just stop giving a shit about what people find attractive in the future.
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>>137677779
Pretty sure parents generally want their children to be like them.

I think you're just triggered is all.
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>>137657579
The artists artwork is so great that it hurts me to remember that she's ships Joker/EDI
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>>137674074
this whole post is bait

>make shep
>cannon
>that pic

>>137661518
no, i can tell your posts from other posters and you are definitly a cheeky cunt, eat a dick

>>137675682
gid gud scrub
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>>137678223
sad
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>>137676868
its not genetic, its psychological

fucking high school dropout, read a book
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>>137676868
What if you're too poor for the genetic screenings and modifications?
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>>137679728
So it's a choice then.

Why choose to be gay?
Anyway.


If we were to rewrite history and lock Shepard's gender and appearance way back in ME1.

How would you market the character? I think in this case we'd have a bit more leeway to write Shepard as an actual character, rather than merely a vessel for the player.


My first instinct is to use Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor as the inspiration.

Who else?
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>>137680390
you'd have to sell your body
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>>137680449
>using females as inspiration for a male character
>complaining about gays
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>>137678223

How do you ship something that's canon anyway? It's not like Shepard can bang EDI himself or divert her into a relationship with Legion.
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>>137680390
I believe I covered this.

A minority of children born will be born totally naturally. However we live in a world in which 100% of babies born are not designed and yet only some 3 to 5 percent of the population is openly gay (it might be a little higher if some hide it).

So logically in a world where, what, let's be conservative and say that only a third of all babies born are designed.

I think the % of homosexuals in the population would shrink dramatically. Simply because most people who have children in the first place are heterosexual and if they can choose their child's sexual orientation I see little reason that any would choose to have a homosexual child.

Simply because parents generally want children that remind them of themselves. So they want kids that look and to a large degree act like they do.
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>>137680636
Oh sorry, I meant to add in this:

>Assuming we locked in Shepard as a woman, rather than a man.

So what if femshep was always the only Shep?

That's what I meant.
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>>137680663
Do you think maybe there might be less stigma towards gay people in the future especially since asari are basically hot space lesbians and both men and women will be fucking them?\

Or would that be bestiality
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>>137681186
It seems a large number of humans are still uneasy around aliens, actually, and hold lots of ignorant beliefs about them.

So, I'm not sure the existence of the asari would help all that much.

Though if trends continue, then the tiny minority of homosexuals in human space probably suffer very little prejudice. Most of it is going to be directed at aliens, especially turians and batarians.
>>
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>>137683485
Sometimes I imagine Star Was being remade in the Mass Effect universe, so they like do it with Mass Effect races.

I can see Darth Maul as a shadowy masked quarian.
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people who make custom shepards should be killed
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>>137683485
>>137684325

>>137684790

Not killed, just reeducated. With waterboarding and jumper cables as mediums of instruction.
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http://img07.deviantart.net/ed10/i/2016/095/b/f/liara_t_soni_by_kurokiyuu-d9xw08p.jpg
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>>
One of his memories is definitely becoming intimate with Ashley Williams after the events of Mass Effect 1. Upon being discovered by Shepard, and at the request of Ashley, who was persuaded to join up with Shepard for the Suicide Mission(like wat should've actually happened). Lyte here's trying to remember, even though he has mostly no feelings to remember of Ashley for.
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>>137691718
huh?
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>>137691863

OC.
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I'm watching Smudboy's ME2 Plot Analysis again
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>>137695024
I don't want that
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>>137696812
>tfw alt universe where Mass Effect came out in 1994
>was mainly a text and point and click
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>>137697342
>Mass Effect came out in 1994
>text and point and click

I'd take one now, too.
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>>137680765
>almost 6 hours later
>still no anser
I guess you're alone with that crazy notion.
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The IA Of The Space Ship
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>>137657579
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>>137702654


>>137570581
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>>137693462
would be funny if that fag actually posted here
his videos are good, but they also destroyed alot of mass effect magic for me
>>
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>>137705573
Doesn't matter, anon. What matters is our plan that you had fun with it. No matter how good or bad something is. I had fun watching movies like Dracula 3000, Sorceress and Dungeons and Dragons, in spite of them being terrible, for the sheer camp of it all. So have fun with what you enjoy.
>>
>>
>three kilometer long worm

Jeez.
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>dis nigga


By the way, there's a ass-in-jeans thread on /s/. The thread's expired, though, so I can't link it, you'll have to go to the archive.
Unless this works:
>>>>/s/16588391
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>>137709407

Meant to post this.
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>>137709407
That works. Great thread, thank you.
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>>137684790
>Choosing to play with a Ken doll.
kek. Fuck off.
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>>137709572
>Meant to post this.
OK, but, why?
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>>137710409
>choosing to play with bioware's plasticine down syndrome face rather than a properly modeled one
literally kill yourself
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>>137710445

The greentext was suppose to go with the picture.
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>>137709164
surely can't be right
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>>137710595
>Refusing to put some effort into creating realistic looking character
>Bitching at devs

You are literally everything that is wrong with gaming.
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>>137710936

All custom males look terrible, though. Mostly because the creator tools are bad and all the haircuts look stupid.
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Thick husbandos?
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>>137711401

Thick with fat? Are girls even into that?
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>>137711506
I don't know. Not fat, just a little chubby.
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>>137711401
no gay shit thanks
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>>137711097
>creator tools are bad
That, I agree with. What irked me the most, were noses. Especially in ME3 most look rather niggerish. With nostrils and bridges you could fit a dreadnought through.
However, if you're willing fiddle with skin complexion, and facial structure you can get pretty good results(by that time's standard) It sure as fuck beats the DA/DA2 character creator. And it's definitely better than stock Shepard.
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>>137712049
>And it's definitely better than stock Shepard.

You might get it to look non-shitty, but it'll never look better than default male Shepard.
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>>137686495
>Implying /meg/ isn't a faggy sissyboy who wants his ass pounded by big dicks
>Implying /dag/ isn't filled with fat women and burly gay men
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>>137712182
>look better
What do you mean by that, do you mean good looking as in handsome? Cause default Shepard is literally a male model(one of the top 5 faggiest professional occupations on earth), he looks like a Ken doll. He doesn't look like someone who has fought in a war, or seen his unite get shred to pieces by thresher maws(default background). And he certainly doesn't look like a badass military type.
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>>137713329
Custom Shepard doesn't even look human though.
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>>137713329
custom shepards look fake

default has stubble, wrinkles, imperfections. he looks like an actual person.
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>>137713432
He does if you try.


>>137713940
>stubble
Use the beard slider
>wrinkles
Skin complexion
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>>137714245
did you want your shepard to be bald like you? are you butthurt that default has a full head of hair?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re32xnyYP3A

http://rainymood.org/

i unintentionally watched a video on andromeda

i felt some slight interest somewhere in my body

send help
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>>137714347
>like you
>butthurt
>Oh shit, I'm losing. Quick, dust off ad hominem!
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>>137714549
>implying i can lose an argument where both parties know they're not going to convince the other that they're right
anyway, cant imagine any other reason someone would want their avatar to be bald tbqh
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>>137714245
I hope that manboon you posted wasn't supposed to be an example of a good looking custom Shepard. He looks like the mishapen lovechild between Joss Whedon, Louis Cuck King and a neanderthal.
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>>137714735
Probably because they want their Shep to look like them. Not everyone is sad about balding.
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>>137715645
I'm actually pretty happy to be balding, I think it's a statement against the matriarchy's oppressive beauty standards, challenges the norms and the status quo.
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>>137715780
Just as bad as feminists, MGTOW.
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>>137714245
you really didn't help your case by posting that
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>>137693462

>nigga predicted ME2's squadmates wouldn't be in 3 which everyone else didn't notice

His alternative ideas were crap, though

>>137697342

And it was called Star Control II

>>137715780

Whatever you say, chrome dome.
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/meg/ men are just as petty as /dag/ women.
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Pretty waifus? Post waifus you want to kiss!
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Kaidan and Garrus are trying to decide if they feel jealous that Shepard is sitting on James’ lap, Zaeed is giving a “fuck my life” look straight into the camera, Thane is thinking about what’s for lunch, Joker is wondering if James and Shep are hooking up on the sly, James is feeling uncomfortable because his suit is too tight around the neck, and Shep is just loving the attention :)
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>>137715979
>MGTOW
???
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>>137717109

>>137717212
>Men Going Their Own Way is a statement of self-ownership, where the modern man preserves and protects his own sovereignty above all else. It is the manifestation of one word: “No”. Ejecting silly preconceptions and cultural definitions of what a “man” is. Looking to no one else for social cues. Refusing to bow, serve and kneel for the opportunity to be treated like a disposable utility. And, living according to his own best interests in a world which would rather he didn’t.

I always have to check google or urban dictionary for those retarded shortcuts
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>>137717975
Part of me thought you might be involved with it. I'm proud that you didn't know what it was.
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>>137717975
>shortcuts
Shorthands.
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>>137718870
>shortcuts
>Shorthands.
It's called acronym or abbreviation(if it's shortened version of a word).
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>>137719054
Faggot.
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>>137719113
At least come up with something original, clitscum.
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>>137718675
I'm not into twitter "culture" or wherever that came from
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>>137719286
holy fuck that looks exactly like my brother's GTA V character. or well, his character is uglier.
intentionally so
>>
>>
So lemme get this straight

Because BioWare fucked up Mass Effect so much, they're just rebooting the series in the Andromeda Galaxy with all the same shit?
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>>137719783
You'd rather they would retcon the endings into one thing?
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>>137719054

Pretty sure that's an initialism (like CIA, FBI, NSA), not an acronym. While people pronounce it mig-(or meg-)tow, it's not a word like radar or laser.
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>>137717975

Tevos is very pretty. She's got a cute nose.
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>>137720037
I'd rather see it discontinued
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>>137722117
But then /meg/ would also die.

Even if it sucks I think it will be fun to see what they do with Andromeda. If it is shit I will get a nice laugh and if it's good... not that I have much faith in Curry Thunder and company but if it is then I have a new space adventure to play.
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A hot gangbang. An airtight waifu.
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>>137723168
Samara.
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>>137723276

Who's she getting g-banged by? Human studs? Hung turians? Ravenous krogan?
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>>137723420
Indeed, Blue Suns and their krogan mercenary support overpowered her.
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>>137723168
>13 batarians surround Ashley, waiting for their turn as her holes are all occupied by at least one cock, her asshole currently being rammed by the two thickest batarians in the group
>In the next bathroom stall in the filthy Omega restroom Shepard is getting his ass destroyed by Miranda's humungous cock, he feels her twitching every time the couple hear moans from the booth Ashley is currently servicing the batarian mob in
>Ashley having made a comment about the stench of batarians just moments earlier feels her nose get plugged by batarian foam and the taste of weeks old smegma is all over her tongue
>The batarians having fought reaper forces for weeks without break feel their morale returning as they ride the human slut bareback
>+5 war assets
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>>137724030

full fic pls
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>>137724876
English isn't my first language, it'd be terrible.
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>>137722562
>that tattoo
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>>137722562

I like her massive bimbo tits.
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>>137726150
They weren't in the game due to technical limitations.
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>>137721439
You're wrong.
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>>137726150
>they never mention Ashley's significantly larger breasts
>she'll never have to try to explain the implants

Lame.
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Considering how much written, drawn and 3D animated porn there is of the Mass Effect universe do you guys think they'll finally add more lewd content to Andromeda? It's rather obvious that it is something that the majority of their audience wouldn't mind at all. Will they let Ryder wear a kinky outfit that squaddies can comment on, more slutty behaviour with harems and stuff, BDSM relationships and stuff like that in the new game or is the company simply unable to produce content like that?
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>>137730362

They might do nudity again, since they had they in Inquisition.
I'm not sure why they decided to remove it entirely, but maybe we'll get to see some actually naked waifus, and maybe see n*pples.
I wish they added non-squadmate NPCs you could flirt with, like in SWToR.
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>>137731829
>I wish they added non-squadmate NPCs you could flirt with, like in SWToR.
Why stop at flirting?

I honestly think it a bit weird that in Neverwinter Nights and Dragon Age 1 & 2 they let you sleep with prostitutes but didn't let you proposition normal people that you weren't in a relationship with and found alluring. Is it only okay with sluttiness if there's money involved?
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>>137731829
>>137732150
Shiala should've had 20-25 semi-interactive sexuale movies that would play every time you banged her, a different scene each time.
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>>137732559
Tevos too.
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>>137732150
>Why stop at flirting?

Don't want to get my hopes up too high.
I wish I could have a buttslut in every port, but I'm probabably never getting that.
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Save me.
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>>137732968
>I wish I could have a buttslut in every port
10/10, GOTY, top ten games of all time.
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>>137711401
no

>>137721691
Tevos and greenberry are the ultimate asari waifus.
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>>137736235
>no
not even when it's only their mangingey that's thick?
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>In anticipation for Mass Effect Andromeda I wanted to get an idea for what I want my PC to look like. I know that is not the Ryder name for the character we will be playing but since bioware wont give us anything its a placeholder for now. Her face is based off of Gal Gadot
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>>137732559
>>137732735
I would buy that. Day one along with the MT DLC

>>137736235
Honestly now, which body type do you prefer? Kaidan's, Thane's or Vega's?
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>>137738391
>Her face is based off of Gal Gadot
I don't see it.
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>Tevos and greenberry are the ultimate asari waifus.

opinion discarded
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>>137739215
Sup OCD
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>>137740363
oh Liara honey, you are looking lovely tonight
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>>137740598
Hello, anon.
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>>137739215
still?
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How does New Game + in ME2/3 work exactly?

I plan to start a brand new character in ME1 and then import it into ME2 (and then ME3).

If ME2/3 has already registered that I have finished the games before, will I get the money/resource bonuses even though I import a new character?
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>>137742821
I think you keep all that and start with the level you ended the last game with.
not sure about weapons in ME2 but in ME3 you keep those as well and it's the only way to upgrade your weapons to mk X. in a new game in ME3, regardless of imported character or not, upgrades stop at mk V so you'll have to play a new game + to get all upgrades. if you missed an upgrade somewhere, you can't fully upgrade to mk V/X by the way..
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>>137741640
You're helping, but still, no.
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>>137743979
weapons brought from stores can be upgraded to X in ME3 without doing newgame+
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>>137745909
it always stopped at mk V for me, funny.
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Beambog said that they hired the old talent back to do the voice acting for Dick of Tranny Speared. Gonna pirate it and see if Heidi "I haven't done a single thing in 14 years" Shannon is back as Jaheira. That's pretty much the only thing I'm curious about. Anything you would like to know about it, meg?

I know Jim Cumming is back as Minsc and Grey DeLisle is, surprisingly, back as Viconia. They even got David Warner to play Irenicus. Surprised the bugger is still alive. Really underrated fucking actor.
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>>137748540
did they increase the level cap?
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>>137749019
Can't be much higher. In BG2 you start at lvl 12 max, I think. Might be 14 now with this? You're still limited to lvl 18 in BG2.
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>>137746085
you need to actually upgrade the weapon by buying higher level from the store itself, not from normandy's upgrade console
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>>137748540
David Warner is amazing. They even made a soundset featuring him which is excellent.

The old cast returning is the only good thing about it though, the writing is shit and the expansion feels more like a mod than anything else overall.
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>>137749304
>You're still limited to lvl 18 in BG2.
It's 30 with the expansion.

Was kind of pissed in BG1 that it stopped at 12 even though you could clearly get enough exp to get to level 16 or 17 or something. fucking arbitrary shit.

>>137749342
I see.
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>>137749793
>It's 30 with the expansion.
I thought it was 40.

>>137749784
>the writing is shit and the expansion feels more like a mod than anything else overall.
As I expected. Did you play it? Is Jaheira's VA back?
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>>137750074
or 40, whatever. still, it's not enough in BG1
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>>137750074
>Did you play it?
Yeah but I gave up shortly after the intro. The game is blurry, has a new awful UI and is a bit of a mess atm. Might try it again later when it's patched up.
>Is Jaheira's VA back?
I don't know, I played with an evil party. But I think so? They mentioned that the ones they couldn't find wouldn't stay with the party and also said that they wrote a new story specifically about Jaheira and her hubby.
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>>137750525
I also heard they changed Jaheira's character completely.
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>>137750753
The original BG wasn't progressive enough for Beamdog.
>“If there was something for the original Baldur’s Gate that just doesn’t mesh for modern day gamers like the sexism, [we tried to address that],” said writer Amber Scott. “In the original there’s a lot of jokes at women’s expense. Or if not a lot, there’s a couple, like Safana was just a sex object in BG 1, and Jaheira was the nagging wife and that was played for comedy. We were able to say, ‘No, that’s not really the kind of story we want to make.’ In Siege of Dragonspear, Safana gets her own little storyline, she got a way better personality upgrade. If people don’t like that, then too bad.”
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>>137750753
can't have her being the nagging wife or helpless, that'd be sexist, it's 2016 after all
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Here's some impressions of SoD from a source I trust:
>Every single female character talks with Amber Scott's vocabulary, uses her "snappy remarks" and her sarcasm. That's a clear sign of 14 y.o. fanfic level of writing. That she is amateurish is alright in itself - many people have been there, but only Amber Scott has been handed to write the first original content for the BG games since 2004, and that's not alright.
>Every female character is obligated to express her superiority to men at every opportunity, in general or in particular - whether that be her father, her boyfriend, her traveling companion (Dynaheir/Minsc), or a male PC. Examples range from Corwyn's daughter, to Skie and her father, to Viconia and some generic duergar friend of hers who serves no other purpose except for her to spite him, to the Safana and Coran exchange. You don't even have to look closely for those examples. Boy, you'd think this Scott woman must have been put down by men all her life to develop such blind hatred. It's really a fixation she has, apparently. It's curious to behold, it's like misogyny but backwards.
>Minsc has to act as if he's signed a contract with a hamster pets shop chain, by which he is bound to mention Boo in literally, and I mean literally, every other sentence that comes out of his mouth. The Boo jokes are so overdone, that as much of a fan as you could be, you could seriously grow to hate Minsc by the end.
>I'm beginning to think the whole Caelar Argent crusade is a metaphor for Scott's own crusade against the patriarchy, where she sees herself as the torchbearer of freedom from the oppression of... "people who don't like that".

>>137751589
The thing is that neither of those things said about the old BG characters are true at all. Safana was always a manipulative roguish han solo type who simply used her sex appeal to trick dumb men and Jaheira wasn't a nagging wife stereotype at all.
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>>137751507
What's SoD anyway?
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>>137751297
>Safana was just a sex object in BG 1
She was a manipulative bitch that used sex appeal to get what she wanted. How does that make her a sex object? Has no one ever heard of subterfuge over at beambog?

>and Jaheira was the nagging wife and that was played for comedy
Maybe in the character selection scripts for herself and Khalid, but the fact that she was very judgemental was part of her character. You can't undo that and still write Jaheira. You're writing an entirely different character.

>>137751589
>it's 2016 after all
is it? Is it 2016 already? Well, I guess that clears it all up. My bad.
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>>137751507
I hoped she's gonna get raped by a negro or by some other non-human filth
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>SJWs infecting Baldur's Gate
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>>137751890
>Amber Scott

sounds like a pornstar name
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>>137752390
Siege of Dragonspear, a new expansion to Baldur's Gate. Y'know the game that made Bioware famous back in 1998?
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>>137753140
Amber Rayne is ded. ;_;

I think Scott might not be a pornstar but a tranny though.
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>>137736235
>lusting after Tevos
Oi. One rule on Omega: don't cuck Aria.
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>>137753172
Oh ok, thanks.
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>>137753287
check scott madison if you have petite fetish
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>>137753140
There's an actress called Amber Scott. She was Peter Pan's daughter in Hook.

>>137753287
Get your shit together, 2016!
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>>137753497
This is the Amber Scott that works on Bioware.
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>>137753804
>Bioware
I almost didn't notice you didn't write Beambog.
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>adding a trans character to BG
I've honestly never played BG, so maybe there's some sort of overarching lore-driven reason for there not to have trans characters, but I don't see what the big deal is. It's a character, and apparently the fact she's trans is buried beneath a whole bunch of conversation choices, so it's easy to ignore. Don't care, look forward to the day that things like this are as little a deal as they should be.

>"actually it's about ethics in blah blah blah" is an actual line of dialog
This is just silly though. There's art imitating life and there's blatant opportunism. Damn near every writer on the planet that sells themself as a progressive hero tries to slip this line into their work these days, it's just banal now. It's a cheap pop to their target audience, and there's no other reason for it.
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>>137754632
>so maybe there's some sort of overarching lore-driven reason for there not to have trans characters
Girdle of Feminity/Masculinity, polymorphic magic etc. No real reason to be trans in D&D. The kind of gender bending and kinky lgbtbbq stuff that the people at TSR wrote into D&D is far more progressive than anything Amber Scott can come up with.
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>>137754632
Baldur's Gate plays in the Forgotten Realms setting of Dungeons and Dragons.
There are no trans-characters in D&D, that's why.
Except if you make them for your campaign of course. But that would be fan fiction tier.
Or if you push them into an existing video game.
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>>137755141
>There are no trans-characters in D&D
Why is that?

>>137755131
>Girdle of Feminity/Masculinity, polymorphic magic etc. No real reason to be trans in D&D.
Ah, yeah. Guess that makes sense. I suppose they can claim there's something preventing them from seeking something like that out, but if it goes unsaid in the game, yeah, that's a bit of a plothole.
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>>137755702
because there are actual complete polymorph spells to handle it.
One of the main line books about THE archmage of the realms, Elminster, is about him getting transformed into a woman. why bother with all that trans-indentity-special-snowflake bullshit when you can have the actual real deal?
even the otherkin stuff is handled without problem. feel like you're really a wolf inside? no problem, just anger a mage long enough and you ARE a wolf.
so why bring that shit into the game? there is no reason for it. none at all.
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Robits.
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Jesus Christ on the cross, I haven't been here in 3 years and these threads are still up? What the fuck do you guys even talk about? It's over.
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>>137765513
>not posting the proper pic

you aren't aware a new game is coming up right?
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>>137766105

I am aware, but I think we all know that it's going to suck. How the hell are they going to explain that everything in Andromeda is the same as the Milky Way?
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>>137767370
mass effect fields
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>>137767370

They'll just ignore it, like in the OT.
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>page 10
night meg
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>>137767370
>How the hell are they going to explain that everything in Andromeda is the same as the Milky Way?

What do you mean by that? Is Andromeda not composed of star systems, with stars and planets in them and all that shit? What is different? You are confusing me here.
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>>137770236
it's composed of shit
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put the aliens into deathcamps. deathcamps I say!
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>>137705573
I liked Smudboy. He was a fun person to chat with about Mass Effect. I used to talk to him in Skype every now and then.

Though, he did seem to genuinely dislike ME2 at the end. While I had lots of criticisms of it I nonetheless enjoyed it quite a bit.


>>137716475
>nigga predicted ME2's squadmates wouldn't be in 3 which everyone else didn't notice

Lots of people predicted that, actually. I was among them.

>His alternative ideas were crap, though

I worked with him a bit on that. Well, brainstormed with him. He didn't use most of my ideas though, in the end. My ideas were the combos of Jack/Miranda, Thane/Samara, Zaeed/Jacob, and replacing Tali with Daro'Xen (for thematic reasons and before you accuse me I shot down the suggestion that she be a romance option goddamn you)

I didn't like the made up factions stuff and I thought the crew interaction was going a little too far into tedium. From what I remember of it anyway.
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So, from what I gather, creative team on Andromeda is pretty much mostly new people, is that right? Hudson is gone, Walters is pushed into "Creative Director" role, few other producers left also, new lead writer from outside the company, etc. The only recurring people are level designers and some artists, it seems.
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>>137776953
It will probably be shit.
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>>137777865
Well, yes, just like most modern AAA games. The question is, exactly how and what kind of shit it will be.
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>>137769392
Night
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>>137778635
Please God, I just want it to have a decent story
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>>137788785
source?
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>>137791871
can't find it on reverse image search
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>>137791871

It's hock's room from the kasumi ME2 dlc.
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>>137795042
Bekenstein seemed like a comfy place to live.
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>equip your heavy pistol as soon as you can in your new game plus
>remember it only has three shots before it needs reloading
>tfw you literally can't kill Dr Eva and have to start the Mars mission again
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>>137798317
>playing ME3

Why?
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>>137802961
delete
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>>137796525
allers was born and lived there. not sure if I'd like that. and the reapers bombed it to oblivion. sadly allers wasn't there.
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>>137802961
>dextro eggs
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>>137798317
happens with a lot of guns, like the executioner and scorpion

is there enough time to swap to another weapon?
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>>137802961
I admire their restraint as far as having an egg with "N7 colors" that omits the brand logo.
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>>137804695

No, I think you have to reload the previous checkpoint.
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>>137800368
Because the Citadel DLC is literally my favourite part of the trilogy.
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>>137806393
The previous checkpoint is Dr Eva dropping Ash/Kaidan and charging at you. You have to start Mars over completely.
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>>137808001
what were they thinking
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>>137807831
>cheap schlock and fan service peddled to the shit-eating biodrone fanbase for $15
>literally my favourite part of the trilogy
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>>137808001

I obviously meant whatever checkpoint allows you to continue past the Dr. Eva charging sequence. Not one that locks you into a cycle of failing the sequence and reloading to fail again.
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>>137808246
That's irrelevant though. It doesn't matter what checkpoints you see before that scene, once that scene plays out it saves a new checkpoint that locks you in the cycle. You need to go back to the very start of the Mars mission.
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>>137808348

Okay.
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>>137808038
not that guy bit if you can manage just a second to ignore the party and the meetings, the rest of the DLC is actually quite good compared to most others.
it isn't an on-disk ripoff like from ashes, not just one long mission like omega and not just a one time revelation without replayability like leviathan.
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>>137808630
Besides, what sort of killjoy doesn't like the party and the meetings? It's their way of saying goodbye to characters you're probably never seeing again.
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>>137808760
I dunno. I've never played it.

Is the actual interaction with squadmates meaningful or is it just silly fun?
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>>137808894
Changes per character, mostly silly fun. That's the way it should be though; if it's too serious, people start to wonder why it wasn't in the release game to start with. Whole thing ends with something of a curtain call for all the major characters; hell, it's a better ending than the end of the game.
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>>137809129
God damn, better than Me3's? pull the other one, anon.
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>>137812119
>kaiden
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>>137797621
>there are people who "romanced" Allers
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who Chobot here?
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>>137814318
I would a Chobot
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>>137814318
>>137815201
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>>137815251

dag get out
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about to play the Feros mission, god i hate this shit
cant wait for Noveria

Noveria best mission in ME, prove me wrong
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>free pick (LI)
>combat expert
>combat expert
>tech expert
>tech expert
>biotic expert
>biotic expert
>two other squadmates

Who would you let onboard your Normandy?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEYOoAjakdg

>>137797621
>I can't refuse an exclusive
It seems someone forgot to add "bullet to Diana Allers' head" to the title. Seems weird to me.

>>137814132
Some people think chopping off their limbs is a good idea.

>>137808025
Quality Bioware Level Design

>>137818710
>Jack
>Grunt
>Zaeed
>Legion
>Mordin
>Samara
>Miranda
>Wrex
>Kasumi/Shiala/Emily Wong
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>>137818481
never liked feros either
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>>137818710

9 squadmates is too many.
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>>137818710
Kasumi, Grunt, Ash, EDI, Tali, Samara, Miranda, Thane, Kaidan
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>>137825976

I prefer the leather material on her arms.
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>>137817661
>filename
"WG was right"? Who caught her anyway?
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>>137832827
>not dogs
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>>137829139
she's in a pen now, ready to face her heinous crimes against existence
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>>137826435
oh just fuck you man
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>>137836352

Calm down, triggerman.
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>>137829139
me, shes currently in the basement

picture related
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>female Shepard is a slut for batarian cock

Doesn't surprise me. That's the reason for the whore dy and makeup.
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>>137837097

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/tinkerbomb/416320/Mass-Effect---Shepard-pt.13
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>>137837232
I prefer part 12, with BTs eating them out
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>>>/aco/448594
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>>137826435
>>137836352
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>>137826435
>>137836352
>>137840749
Nice work. I like those leggings they have on.
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>page 10

foam sweet foam
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>>137840749
>exploding head
>potato bag
>Liara's face

Where are Miranda and Ashley's faces from, again?
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>>137840729
You know what I don't like about SFM?
>too much sfm about DoA characters that aren't Christie or Lisa
>Witcher SFM when there is in game porn, vastly superior to anything these SFM animators can do
>too much Lizzie
>BamHam Knight Ivy and Catwoman
>Not BamHam Knight Harley
>Memelands porn
Why do people have such shit taste?

>>137843283
I was playing DOSbox Hero Quest.
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>>137843816
>>Not BamHam Knight Harley

Tonnes o' that shit, yo.
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>>137843778
Miranda is from some futa pic on paheal, search for miranda_lawson and hawke.

Ashley is from some tumblr porn comic by supermcvader where she's infatuated with miranda and wants to have sex with her
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watching football now, stop dying, will you?
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>>137841379

Indeed, dem delicious thighs.
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>>137846171
Yes daddy
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>>137846171

s-sorry
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>>137846171
American football or real football?
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A waifu with a phat ass.
>>>/s/16604238
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>>137848247
Bioware is putting predominantly thick waifus into Andromeda, aren't they?
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>>137846171
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>>137849349
>predominantly thick waifus into Andromeda

What does that mean? That most of them are thick?
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>>137850152
Yes it does.
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>>137850426

I don't think so, Bioware make slim waifus most of the time.
Even in SWToR where you can pick a THICK body for your character, the actual waifus you can romance are slim.
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>>137846932
She seems to be awfully happy for a person shot in the belly ...
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>>137852083

Yeah, it's really weird. Kaidan looks shocked that you shot him (in the stomach of all places), while Ashley looks relieved.
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>>137852083
It's the botox
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>>137849349
>weirdo anon thinking they put landwhales in a multimillion dollar development

gtfo with your shit fetish
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>>137852558
>thick
>landwhale

wat
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>>137846932
>>137852083
>>137852314

>shooting you former squadmate in the stomach to watch them slowly bleed out and die in agony
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>>137852314
Maybe she's just glad they missed the implants?

>>137852357
That ... explains so many things.
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>>137852616
use the word chubby you imbicile

thick means fat
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>>137852787

I never understood why you shoot them in the stomach. You'd think with his training, Shepard would pop them in the chest, in the heart, and grant them a quick(er) death.
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>>137852934

No.
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>>137853279
>that almost negative curvature of spacetime

Terrible posture, as well.
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>>137853279
ass.exe stopped working
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cowgirl femshep?
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>>137853847

Looks like Claire Redfield or Cass from Fallout: New Vegas.
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http://i.imgur.com/tq7bPLQ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/FijTwcs.jpg
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>>137853571
>>137853637
But wait! There's more!

Or less. Depending on how you look at it.

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1459965569906.webm
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>>137855780
Thats are a pair of beautiful tatas. Plus the black latex suit.
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>>137855780
>Miranda getting implants to make her breasts even larger

Damn! Her boots look weird.
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>tfw you'll never get to this on ilium with the Normandy.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459793124880.webm
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/paedophilia-sexual-orientation-straight-gay-criminal-psychologist-child-sex-abuse-a6965956.html
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I need a filename for this.
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>>137856460
>Need for Speed Underground 1 and 2

Fuck, man.
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>>137856513

HOW ABOUT THAT MASS EFFECT, HUH?
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>PoliticalCarefulFlickertailsquirrel
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Need a THICK robitfu in Andromeda.

>>137857342

Her breasts are a wee bit bouncy, no?
Still, awesome animation.
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Sweet Christ, that massive ass.
>that dead look on her face, though
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>>137858371
need more synthetic wiffles with those feet and shoes. if they can be called shoes.
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>>137847490
>watching handegg
Why would I do that? Real football with the Real Madrid, not the fake one.

>>137852083
>>137852314
>I was right after all

>>137856350
>Her boots look weird.
looks like the artist used the Borderlands filter

>>137856559
can't think of anything
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>>137858843
>can't think of anything
I was thinking something along the lines of "/dag/ anon venting on /meg/ gets played like a damn fiddle" or something along those lines.
>>
https://d2.maxfile.ro/fjzxwrrkvc.jpeg
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>>137859148
Little bit long.
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>>137859495
That's why I need a filename.
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>>137859451

Very nice! Could use a bit more work, but really good!
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>>137859824
https://www.youtube.com/X9uk9IcoQ0w
All I can think of.
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>I need another drink
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holy shit
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>>137862462

I don't understand why there's a quarian in there? Are they both gypsies AND jews?
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>>137859148
fiddle of ass destruction
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>>137864032
Quarians are often given shitty deals, volus are not. So that quarian, and others maybe, disguise themselves as volus.
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>>137859148
>played like a damn fiddle
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>>137859824
fiddle dee fuck you
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>>137868418
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Leviathan DLC. Worth, or not worth?

>>137870298
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>>137870448
For lore's sake - yeah.
Apart from that not interdasting.
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>>137870448
not worth it in my opinion. literally no replayability value at all after the reveal.
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>>137860620
I think there's something wrong with your link, anon.

>>137865026
>>137866723
It's not nearly as funny, unless we make fun of /dag/

>>137865412
Yeah, that was kinda the driving point.
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>>137871548
I don't know man, I don't want the
irish stereotype to embody /meg/
>>
>>137871548
>dag
why would anyone want to visit that cesspool ?
>>
>>137873548
do they have anyone comparable to the swampbeast autist actively posting?
>>
>>137873698
they have gays, that's more than enough 4 me
>>
>>137873698
there was someone defending tranny science real hard yesterday
>>
>>137877318
>tranny science

What's that?
>>
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>>137877318
tranny science? what's that supposed to be?
don't want to go through /dag/ to read up on what you mean.
>>
>>137870448
just pirate it

>>137870980
>shit taste counter: 78151278652
>>
>>137884123
I disagree but I respect your right to be wrong.
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>>137885136
>t. guy who posts in a general for a game he doesnt like and hasnt played for over 4 years

gg wp
>>
>>137878264
>>137881973
the "proven" sciences that arent in favor of the progressive left on transgendered brains and behavior
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>>137885338
>4 years
it's 732 years and 231 days actually.
>>
>>137886127
i wanted to type 3 but i missed for one key
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>>137818481
Noveria is my favorite mission because it offers a lot of variety

You have plenty of action and a driving segment of-course, however you are also given lots of dialogue to roleplay with and the first part of the mission is even a bit of a sand box.

You are told you need a garage pass but from there how you get it is up to you. You even have a hidden third option to get it right away, but you have to be attentive to discover it.

The finale is an interesting moral question as well.

Music is also excellent and so are the characters.
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>>137886330
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good night meg
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>>137889924

night qt
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>>137888012
yeah, just finished the mission

i noticed that you get a lot of varied dialogue with the npc's if you decide to start the conversation with renegade/paragon options.

especialy the benezia and rachni conversation
the later games didnt have that anymore

you can also solve the second part in rift station in a lot of different ways. you can basically go straight through the maintanance area

sad that the later games didnt offer that kind of variation, i can remember the whole path from the london mission in me3 because it is so short
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>>137891712
Indeed, I wish Noveria was the inspiration for lots of other missions. It was very, very well.
>>
Mass Effect
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>>137898651
So I've been thinking about this series and all the alternate versions that purport to "fix" it. Often ME1 or a little less often ME2 are left intact. However I think that ME1 itself is the root cause in a way because while ME1 was well crafted as a standalone game, it was not properly thought-out as the first act in a trilogy.

The writers first should have decided on several things:

>What is the over all plot?
Save all life from the Reapers.

>What IS a Reaper?
They decided Reapers were ancient machine-life and Sovereign's dialogue alludes to them being perfect as individuals maybe? What does "We are each a nation, independent, free of all weakness..." MEAN?

>Who is the main character(s)?
Shepard

>What are the themes?
Multiculturalism vs xenophobia, compassion vs ruthlessness, synthetic life vs organic life, freedom vs slavery, and the title of the game implied that actions can have far reaching consequences.

The questions they forgot to ask though were these:

>WHY are the Reapers killing everyone?
I think this was a fatal flaw. It meant that once ME1 was finished they had to start writing for ME2 mostly from scratch. ME1 told us little about the Reapers in general and nothing that it did tell us was actually used in ME2 or ME3. ME1 implied the Reapers had no real NEED for organics, much like the geth. However ME1 then contradicted this by making organics the key component in Reaper reproduction.

>HOW will the Reapers ultimately be defeated?
No idea at all. ME2 hints at dark energy being important to the plot in some way and we can gather that we all gotta' work together, but that's it.
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>>137901592
Now going back to Sovereign's quote... What do you think it might have meant? If Reapers are free of all weakness what might that mean? If they are each an independent nation unto themselves, then what does THAT mean?

I have at least one idea. Might it mean that the Reapers are, forgive me, the ultimate autonomous libertarians? It might fit Mass Effect if another theme in the game was collectivism vs individuality. It's just another layer to the multiculturalism vs xenophobia bit.

It could be that part of the Reason the Reapers took centuries to exterminate the Protheans was that once they come through the relay... they don't really work together much after that. They instead split up and scour the galaxy doing their own thing.

That could at least hint at an advantage for the protagonists. Keeping the Citadel and relay network out of the Reaper's clutches means not only can the whole galaxy stand united as one, but the Reapers it seems might not actually fight cohesively. Perhaps many could be isolated and destroyed in smaller numbers, slowly weakening the whole.

Of-course that still doesn't answer the WHY or WHAT, but it at least now we have a more detailed "HOW" beyond the Citadel/Relay trap.
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where new thread?
>>
pls
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>>137909223
About 13 posts away
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>>137910689
we're at image limit
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>>137910827
So?
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>>137910973
we can't survive entirely on text, it's not nourishing enough
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>>137911048
We can survive nine more posts without some creeper's quarian foot fetish spam.
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>>137911168
Time will tell.
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http://orig01.deviantart.net/b96f/f/2016/078/a/7/a70e274c57acae0ac65210a876bdb67e-d9vo5k7.png
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>>137818710
Liara
Grunt
Garrus
Mordin
Tali
Jack
Miranda
Zaeed
Shiala
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>no Mordin, Thane or Legion licenses for the Armax Arena
what's up with that?
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>>137913751

They ded.
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>>137914906
but my Mordin's not ded

I get why that'd affect the other characters, but it's not like you have an option to save Thane or Legion. Overall it seems stupid to have limited who can help you to who's alive and on your team.

In universe you'd think the turians would be straight up worshipping these guys enough for a memorial license in the Arena; Mordin for securing the krogan reinforcements for Palaven, Thane for saving the Citadel Council, and Legion for unifying the Veil and creating the galaxy's biggest armada to assist the turians.
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>>137889924

G'night.
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>>137915327
You could add in anyone based on that. Have Armax sign a deal with the Alliance News Net or something, to showcase people the ANN are highlighting in the war newsreels. Kal'Reegar, Shiala, etc.
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New thread when
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>>137916817

Almost.
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>>137916817
>>137917462

There >>137918201
>>137918201
>>137918201
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