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Dead Again edition

MEG's updated updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0326Anr2

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9B7rxtxZs4

In this thread:

>I don't even know
>gog weekend promo and localized releases
>vorcha terrorism
>What's the fucking point
>best tits of all time
>Some poor lost fucker actually discusses Mass Effect

Reminder that Talicancer is alright, but swampbeast shitposters should be terminated on sight.
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Best waifu.
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>>137099428

Previous thread: >>136753656
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making an arrangement
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>>137101845
only a shit deals in absolutes
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>>137103660

They're an AI, their entire existence comes down to the absolutes of 1 and 0.
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What the fuck is wrong with Microsofts account system? I haven't played Mass Effect in forever but my roommate wanted to give it a shot and I own it on 360. He doesn't have access to all of my DLC though. I thought since this is the same console and I bought it he would have access to it on my console.
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>>137107261
That looks like good strong IKEA rope, for holding a slut in place.
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A succulent quebecfu...
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doing my best
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>>137109492

ME3 should have prioritized Quebecfu and her succulente robit body.
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>>137110026
>can't have quebecfu aboard the normandy
>can't invite her up to watch some hockey
>can't use the kitchen to make some poutine and share it with her
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>>137110293
>can't take her as only squadmate
>can't gift her with oversized lumberjack flannel shirts
>can't get into hot tub with her or have her the only guest at the party
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>>137109492
What's this about quebec?
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>>137111431
It's the province Eva Core calls home.
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>dying
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>>137113489
morning western
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>>137113489
we live, we die, we live again
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>>137116931
It's like poetry.
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>>137119381
if you drive with the illusive man you drive with hitler
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when's the next convention/presentation thing?
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>>137099543

Good man!

>>137101845

Oh, wow, I think that might be my screenshot.
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>>137104148

They 'live' in quantum computers, though. They can be 1 and 0 at the same time.
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>>137099543
>>137120621
You're awesome
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>tfw going with Liara in the end because you'll be picking Control/Synthesis and want Tali to be happy with someone, even Garrus

It's the hardest thig I've ever had to do
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>>137120721
>>137120621
>>137099543
Ash with a bun is so much better than longhair Ash.
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>>137105472
had to click image
made me kek
good start in the day
thank you
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>>137123019
>implying Tali won't be happy outliving you and spreading your legacy
What a cuck
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>>137123019
Softly massaging waifu's waist and hips while spooning on the bed or couch? Continuing softly so not to disturb her once she falls asleep?
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>>137123085

I like the long hair, but I think it'd be better if they saved for the romance scene. Where she shows the part of her that's also a woman, not just a soldier.

I'd strongly prefer she wore something more similar to the fatigues Shepard and Kaidan wears, or maybe something like Vega's outfit, instead of the latex jacket and thigh-high combat heels (even if that outfit's hot).
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>>137123019
>picking Control/Synthesis
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>>137123019
>picking Control/Synthesis
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>>137123883
>>137123954
I have to, it's the only way
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>>137124242

Nigga, the only way is destroy.
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>>137123019
Tali's nice but Xen is the sexiest quarian waifu

Raan's voice is #2
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Tali and Ashfags are at it

and here i was thinking it cant get any worse
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>>137124395
I couldn't do that to Joker!
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>>137124553
Fuck joker, just kick him in the shins if he tries to stop you
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>>137124465
>>137123019
Why does the literal bubble-boy race have the bubbliest butts?
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>>137106337
Only bad thing about waifu mako is that you can't flip her on her back. But when she's on top her built in jumpjets make things interesting.
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>>137124698

They don't, they're quite flat.
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>>137124465
I like Shala'Raan, most other female quarians are young but shala is a bit of a milf.
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>>137124553
It's for his own good
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>>137123019
source?
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It'd be cool if you encountered prototype Hahne-Kedar mechs that were a lot more agile and manoeuverable, capable of jumping or climbing over cover, wielding heavier weapons, etc, with a more organic look. LOKI mechs looking even more human and FENRIS mechs with visible artificial muscles like the geth Stalkers.
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>playing ME1 again for the first time
Man, I completely forgot how chatty this game is. ME2 and 3 are practically silent by comparison.
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>>137124553
you're helping joker by destroying his talking sex doll
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>>137126107
>>137125651
The only reason I'd pick destroy is if I wanted to spite joker out of envy
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>>137126001
>squadmates speak during the elevator rides
>you also hear news reports about yourself
>squadmates say unique things depending on the environment

Clearly, those things SHOULD have been removed.
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>>137126282
>one guys sexbot vs fate of the whole universe
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>>137124553
>>137126282

Dude, who gives a fuck? EDI herself said she doesn't mind being deactivated for the cause.
>Should I destroy the genocidal mega bots once and for all?
>Nah, it'll ruin the pilots RealDoll.
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>>137126413
I'm not sure if you're trying to be sarcastic, but I'm talking about how deep the conversations go, mainly.

ME2 and 3 had more ambient, spontaneous, and flyby dialog, and used what it had to good effect most of the time, but otherwise there's simply less (optional) exposition overall.

Perhaps it was for the better since it can get boring to just stand there jawing for 5 minutes, and maybe it wasn't even that necessary since the setting was already established.
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>>137126582
but i wanna believe
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mass effect has basically the same plot as terminator
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>>137127241
If mass effect solely consisted of the Geth/Quarian backstory, maybe. Otherwise Mass Effect is basically Fable 3
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>>137127350
>Mass Effect is basically Fable 3
only in terms of building an army for the final battle, and even then your army doesn't really matter because it doesn't change the endings to any significant degree at all
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>>137127241
no man mass effect is the same plot as hackers
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>>137127502
I'm still mad that instead of showing the forces you gathered they just show some generic human,asari,quarian turian ships
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>>137130084
And you call Ashfriends obnoxious...
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>>137130260
Everyone here is annoying as fuck, other than eddy, he's cool
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>>137130260
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>>137130260

Is that the autist, though? He usually only posts pictures with the beast in them.
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>>137125428
I remember this. I had actually prompted eddrf to write this. I barely remember the conversation that led to it, but it was me, before I put on the mask
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>>137130913
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>>137127241

Nah m8, it's basically Revelation Space and Star Control II.
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This thread may be a pile of waifuist rubble, but it's our pile
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>>137132347
Why did you request it?
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>>137134798
The sort of thing one says when there are no other redeeming qualities to be found
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Any fics posted recently?

I wish we just had a list for this.
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>>137132347
>I had actually prompted eddrf to write this
same here
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>>137135902
eddrf wrote this awhile back.
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>>137138514
>no hexagons
nigga what you doin
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Welcome to MEG. Here we follow rules.
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>>137139812
show us some flesh, mrs. cerberus cheerleader
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>>137139113
She's been with shepard for so long that the distinct borders of the hexagons have worn away from all the touching, caressing and lewd activities. She still wears the suit, she finds it cozy and it reminds her of him.
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>>137139812
Of MEG's rules which are most important to know?
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>>137140759
1. Around Feet, Never Repeat.
2. Never short your pre-faps.

Those are MEG's golden rules.
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>>137140060
post the same picture 5 more times

what a tremendous faggot
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/meg in full waifu cyclejerk and noone represents the best waifu
this place is dead to me
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>>137140846
It's against the golden rules to fap to any given pair of feet more than once? Why must MEG be so cruel?
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>>137141567
>noone represents the best waifu
what do you mean? lots of people like miranda
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>>137141652
fuck off with your meme fetish
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>>137141715
degenerate people like you only love her because of her extra chromosome, you dont have any game for not handicapped waifus

there is only the one and only best waifu
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>>137141567
>/meg
>cyclejerk
>noone

Spelling is hard.
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>>137141567
I like her better as a best friend rather than a waifu
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>>137141652

Fapping to any pair of treats twice instantly makes you a scuzzball foot-fetishist. You have to become a sexual nomad.
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>>137141896
pic related

>>137141952
its enough for you

>>137141979
kill yourself
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>>137141979
Is this shepard after he builds that little house on Rannoch with Tali?
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>>137141979
xcg pls go
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>>137141896
>extra chromosome
>>137142115
>pic related

wow, you guys must really hate liara
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>>137142406

kill yourself too aidsnigga
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>>137141979

Where's that from? Looks pretty cool?
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>>137142793

Didn't mean to put the second question mark there.
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how can other waifus even compete?
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>>137142923
good to know, keep me posted
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>>137142991
>Hahne-Kedar armour

Titerally the best.
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>>137142793
It's a model from XCOM 2. It's Firaxis way of hiding the commander's gender since the commander is the player.
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>>137143218
no its shit faggot
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>>137143271

Oh, right, forgot about the stasis suit.
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>>137143420
>armour set that increases weapon damage

Nah, it's unequivocally the top armour of ME3.
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>>137143593
no, it covers all of the breastoutline

if you play infiltrator you dont need more damage anyway
l2p fucking pleb
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>>137143761
vanguards, infiltrators and soldiers can always, always use more weapon and headshot damage.
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>>137143910
why? you oneshot nearly all enemies anyway

if the game gets any easier i can literally sprint through it
and thew black widow is a gamebreaker
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Now, that's a plump butt.
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Lel.
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best
butt
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>>137144640
what the fuck is wrong with her eyes ?
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>>137145029
irritation from taking too many MTJ loads on her face
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>>137145029

Too much blow.
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>>137144938

Turians don't look very strong.
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>>137145349
>you will never snort a line of red sand off arias magnificent butt

what a cruel torment life is
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>>137145603
humanized version of it
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>>137145607

I'd rather snort a line of coke off of her tummy.
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I found Miranda's soundtrack on /wsg/
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>>137145845
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>>137145845

I was wondering what the hell the artist was talking about. Didn't link to anything so I had no idea.

>>137145952
>dat delicious curve
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>>137145952
you only could've made this post less lewd by switching tummy with feet

way to kill it weido
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>>137146040

Sounds about right. Couldn't take more than a few seconds, though.

>>137146185

He just had to go for that horrendous haircut.
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>>137146345
>Not liking sidecuts
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>>137146271
>less lewd
>previous post was about her ass

The hell are you on about?
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>>137146595

That kind of sidecut, no, it looks like complete shit. Especially with the scars making it look like the thing black dudes always go for.
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>>137146626
you're a faggot, thats what im on about
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>>137135518
I don't remember, exactly. I think it might have been a discussion about Shala'Raan, but I'm pretty sure I had started the whole thing myself, which led to that. Memory is all fuzzy and quite possibly wrong, but I'm pretty sure I started it, for some reason.

>>137136295
Where you in the discussion about Shala, or are you referring to pic related?

>>137142569
>dem arms
>dat bellyfat
Does she even lift?

>>137142991
Well, Diana Allers looks just as bad, I think.

>>137146040
Too off key.

>>137146345
>He just had to go for that horrendous haircut.
I just want to rub my dick on the fuzz of her head and then cum on it.
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>>137149436
OCD, you shouldnt be judging women since your taste is abnormaly bad

go fuck your twinks, but do it quiet, fucking faglord
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>>137149932
>go fuck your twinks, but do it quiet
But you're never quiet when I fuck you
:^)
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>>137150214
your a fucking joke man, i bet you didnt fuck anything in years
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>https://d2.maxfile.ro/xwcedmboif.jpeg
>https://d2.maxfile.ro/feqjbadlfn.jpeg
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>>137151739
not wholesome
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>>137146040
it's true, but that voice is atrocious
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>>137151739

Nigger just had to use the beast.
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>>137149932
His taste in tits is questionable, but twinks?
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Rollercoaster Tycoon World is out ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1cbsLKXasQ
These games used to be cool. What happened, /meg/?
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>>137157187
You aged 15 years?
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>>137157187
multiculturalism
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>>137151739
it's like you willingly put your dick into a snakepit or something
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So, /meg/, it's gonna be April Fool's again soon. What joke are you gonna play on people? I know what joke's gonna be played on me at work. Getting paid on time
;_;

>>137157403
>>137158013
I just wanted to post lover rollercoaster
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>>137158586
I don't really care about april fools. It's Rooster Teeth's anniversary (red vs blue and rwby) but really there's no other reason to do a dumb juvenile joke.
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>>137158586
never really did that shit. it's also my parents' wedding day though, take that as you will.
let's see what funny shit hiro comes up with. or what EA is brewing together.
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>>137159040
>EA
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>>137159293
>le funny and customer-friendly corporation
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the crossover we all waited for
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>>137124553
you have to help him get over his hikikomori ways
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>>137163095

DELETE THIS
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Waifu choke sexe?
>>>/gif/8318502
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Which bodytype/range of types do you think the waifus like?
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>>137163095
what the fuck is that ??
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>>137165458

Clearly, Ashley likes people built like Shepard or Henry Cavill, but I also feel like she'd go for someone a bit more average. It doesn't feel like it's that important.
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>>137164221
You bet.
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Gonna post some shit.
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>>137166191
You know, that MoS scene, right after the thing at the oil rig, where he shows up with the beard and shirtless, that's what kinda got me to grow my own. Though not as short. Cavill is a very rugged man. He was awesome in "The man from UNCLE"
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>>137168057

Almost thought that was the scene with Samara and Morinth, but with EDI instead of Samara.
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>>137168057
Left to right
>Liara
>Tali
>Samara
>Jack
>Ashley
>Frecklebeast
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>>137168697
Liara Alli best waifu
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>>137168338

Handsome as all hell.
Yeah, I really liked Man from UNCLE, too. His American James Bond thing was great.
I also like that he has chest hair, too, I've never been a fan of waxed chests. I've always wondered why Captain America in the MCU waxes.
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>>137168697
Alli is so cute
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Some posts may be far in between as I sort through a fuck huge amount of ME stuff I have saved. Fucking hell, what do I even need all these pics for?

>>137168842
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Normal hair Jack. For the femshep autist <3
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>>137168886
Bit too much muscle tone, but holy crap.
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>>137165853
Undertale, the hidden furry meme game. It's literally a mix of furry fetish, muh memes XD and Homestuck (a fully retarded webcomic).
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>>137171543
>too much muscle tone
Chicks dig muscles, bro. And muscles are manly. Go get yourself some. Can't have too much muscle tone. Unless you drop to like 3% body fat. In which case, yuck.
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>>137170407
>what do I even need all these pics for?
I ask myself the same question every time I look in my ME folder
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fuck you meg
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im raging so fucking hard right now

who the fuck developed this shit combat for ME1
how did this shit get approved
and then they make a whole fucking dlc around it and my fucking autism dictates me to suffer through this shit
fuck pinnacle station holy fuck i hate mass effect
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i just want to physically choke ahern to death slowly with his smug comments
YES I FAILED BECAUSE ME TEAMMATES SHOOT THE fUCKING WALL FUCK THIS AI
the best is if they are stucmk in the switching animation and DONT SHOOT AT ALL
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FUCK ASHLEY
FUCK GARRUS
FUCK WREX

ALL WEAPON USING SQUADMATES ARE SHIT

I DONT EVEN NEED ANYONE BESIDE LIARA
i save the galaxy with her alone, fuck all this shit
liara is best, you cant argue against it
all other opinions are irrelevant
LIARA X FEMSHEP BEST!

gonna play some shadow borker now fuck me1
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This picture was from a leak before ME3 was released.
>Jack with a sniper rifle
Makes me wonder what they originally had in store for her.
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Oh, God ...
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And then I played the rest of the game.
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>>137174406
>Makes me wonder what they originally had in store for her.
probably a sniper rifle
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Just a fun gal, overall.

>>137175316
Well, gee
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Is Liara going to get raped here?
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Now, /meg/ I know you have high hopes about Andromeda, but let me tell you about Bioware.
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No, /meg/, you're not listening!
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>>137171543

Yup, the dude got seriously ripped for that movie.
Last pic, really.
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>>137174406

Nothing, most likely. Concept art usually just involves throwing all kinds of ideas around, even if you don't intend to use it.
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I said, let me tell you about Bioware.
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Hey, wait a minute! I think I know that guy.

>>137176295
Jesus Christ! Somebody won the genetic lottery.

>>137176469
Jack wasn't going to be a teacher at all. It's not until much later that Weeks pushed her out of the crew, because you already had Liara as a biotic and possibly Kaidan/Javik and you had no other engineer, besides EDI. Also, Tali was his waifu so she had to be in the crew.
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>thread's been nothing but two namefags and an autist for the last three hours
wow
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Not even lewds could save ME3 for me. Such a terrible game.
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Thorian here. BTs are cucks.

>>137177245
Just dumping images I've collected over the years here on /meg/. It's like browsing through our history.
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>>137176295
Preferences, if we're being honest.

Post yfw every male in Andromeda looks like him and every straight romance for males look like underground mole women.
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Hnnnnnnnnngh!
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>>137177659
I only ever have one face for that.
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>>137177659

Guess I'm going gay, then.
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Last one for now.
>dem ayys doe
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>>137168886
>>137171543
>>137176295
>>137177659
Watched that just a few days ago. I was actually very disappointed because Superman killed Zod
Literally not my Superman
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>>137177046
Couldn't you make Javik an engineer using ancient Prothean tech? Wouldn't that work as well?
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>>137171695
Wasn't there a bunch of furries who managed to put their fursonas into the game? Something about one of the kickstarter rewards for having no common sense spending was that your character would be put in?
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>Watching Champions League game in the 90s
>half time ads
>Shepard shows up to pick up short haired cutie
I never stood a chance, /meg/.
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>>137179724

I didn't mind it. He did it to save that family, and it's the only time it happens so that could be why he never does it again.
Have you seen BvS, yet?
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>French
No wonder the first Normandy blew up.

>>137179724
It wasn't a decision he made lightly. And I like the fact that Snyder/Goyer made him make a questionable choice.

>>137179754
I guess...
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>Having to play Andromeda with a character created in the DA:I character creator instead of Vanderloo
I don't like it, /meg/. I don't like it one bit.
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>>137181529

They could still have a default character that's modeled after a real person, though.
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>>137181873
I hope so. Going through the DA:I character creator was terrible.
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>>137182063

Doesn't it supposedly have a good creator?
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>>137183287
It's better than Oblivion's. But have you seen the options for hair and beards?
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>>137180227
nope

>>137180445
>It wasn't a decision he made lightly.
doesn't matter, the real Superman would have found a way. just watch Superman vs. The Elite or read Action Comics 775 ("What's so funny about Truth, Justice and the American Way?")
Holy shit what luck, it's on youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikNNVKlH4gk

>And I like the fact that Snyder/Goyer made him make a questionable choice.

Yeah well, fuck them.


>>137181529
Someone's probably creating a Mark Vanderloo mod

>>137183287
It just offers you a lot of choice, but they all look cartoony in the end, and in a bad way. just look at those fraggles that go for your squadmates.
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>>137184347
>doesn't matter, the real Superman
MoS Superman is new to the gig and inexperienced. You can't expect him to be as perfect at what he does as an established, hardened Superman. I'd expect some degree of failure when he starts out.

>Someone's probably creating a Mark Vanderloo mod
Will be weird. Having a non-Shepard Vanderloo. Maybe we'll get a Henry Cavill-Ryder. But probably not.

>It just offers you a lot of choice, but they all look cartoony in the end, and in a bad way. just look at those fraggles that go for your squadmates.
And you can't get rid of the "just took a swim in the oil vat" look that everyone has.
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>>137184985
>a Henry Cavill-Ryder

Would immediately choose/10.
It'd be really awesome if we could change the haircut and beard of the modeled faces, too. Should've be that hard to do, right? Just take the 3D model and add more hair.
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>>137185856
*shouldn't
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>>137185856
OCD is this the beard you were talking about?
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>>137186664
No, it was this beard. >>137168886 I just decided to grow it longer. Actually it was that and Ragnar from Vikings.
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>>137187121
>Vikings

I've been thinking of watching that show, is it any good?
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>>137177558
>no Shiala squadmate
>no sniper rifle, thorian plant cloak powers and vanguard charge
>no qt green Quiet
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>>137187996
Not as bloody as I would have liked, but yes, I think it's very good, honestly.

>>137188042
Are you suggesting that Bioware dropped the ball, somehow? What a ludicrous notion.
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>>137188042
>no qt green Quiet playing in the rain on Illium
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>>137188216
Even if it was just friggin Armax Arena licenses for however many other characters and NPCs, that would have been awesome. I mean, not even fuckin Mordin?

Speaking of which, if I bought the Omega DLC, would that unlock licenses for Nyreen and Aria?
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doing some sightseeing with my waifu
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>>137189290
I like Quarian boobies, bums and feet.
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>>137193089
I like those, and their legs, hips, accents, luminous eyes, etc
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>>137193089
>I like Quarian feet.
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>>137184985
Every main line Superman has been inexperienced once and they still managed it without killing. that's what superman is all about

>>137193089
hothead
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>2 full qwerty keyboards stacked, both narrower than your hand
>a d-pad
>a touch-pad
>fatass grips on the side
>monochrome display that's too see-through to even read
I know Mass Effect predates the iPad but look at this fucking thing. At least Star Trek's PADD had the excuse of predating most mobile devices.
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>>137193767
Those are pretty good too.
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>>137196716
and just like omni-tool it can only be operated with one hand should it be necessary to have it away from a flat surface
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>>137193767
>accents
Bar a slight Eastern European/Polish-American tinge on a few named people (Tali, Raan, some of the quarians from ME2), Quarians are all over the place when it comes to accents. Xen, Gellar and Koris are all posh brits, Reegar's an American drill sergeant, etc.
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>>137198857
Russian Quars are the most prominent, though. If you ever watch human porn, Russian accents when gargling cock are insanely hot.
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>>137199163
I imagine the extranet is full of mail-order quarian porn series
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>>137200434
Quarian Quimquim 5
My Slutty Pilgrimage
Femquar Buttwhore
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>>137196716

It always bugs me when they have clear screens in sci-fi series. It doesn't make any sense.
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>>137200964
3D touch interaction with holographic displays would be superior to interaction with a pressure touchscreen interface?
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>>137200964
Clear screens make sense if they can become translucent or opaque on command. If they're off, they're as attractive as a window, and if they're on you can use them.

As for them still being clear while operating, that's cinematic shorthand for fancy holograms, a halfway between floating color panels and standard displays. PADD-type devices exist wherever using paper might be seen as not futuristic enough. The failing is usually in people using them like paper (i.e. handing pads around like they were forms) and not like actual devices.

Another weird point is where all the above display technologies exist already in Mass Effect. You've got floating holopanels and omni-tools that just manifest anything you want above your hand, so you wouldn't need a piece of glass/plastic that rolls text.
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A LOT OF LITTLE BLUE CHILDREN
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im in love with femshep ;_;
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everytime i play i wait for a conversation so that i can see her again
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>>137202403
ADOPTED QUARIAN BABIES
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all the other times i just look at her but
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>>137196716
pisses me off so much as well. also omnitools can only be used 1-handed

>>137203550
but what?
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>she could've been a normandyfu
FFFFF----
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>>137124465
What's this strap for?
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>>137206402
It's to seal away such terrifying power
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>>137125882
In ME1 a theme for the geth pointed out in the manual and mentioned by Tali was that the geth were becoming more organic.

"Hoppers", those things that had "skin" and were more organic looking, jumping around everywhere, were said to be a brand new form of geth. The first known variation of geth not designed by the quarians.
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>>137206620
>those changes
This started in ME2, really. In ME1 Cerberus was as obscure as Section 31 in Star Trek. By ME2 they're basically famous. By ME3 they're a magical super organization that can pull fleets out of its ass and go to war with multiple galactic powers simultaneously, using "Reaper Tech" as some kind of magic wand to excuse all inconsistency.

If I had my way Cerberus would only "go public" in ME3. TIM would've mastered some form of indoctrination and used it on a portion of alliance leaders, then attempt to secede as the reapers arrived, claiming that since cerberus was fighting the reaper threat since ME2 with shepard only they were qualified to defend humanity against it. Well-meaning people that weren't indoctrinated would side with cerberus out of distrust for the alliance leadership that attempted to disavow shep.

The alliance would then fracture into civil war, which would explain why cerberus has all those fleets, and why Shep would need so much alien help. The aliens would be reluctant to side with a human "internal affair" in addition to their own reaper issues.
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>>137208397
Not bad.

I think what I'd do for ME3 is after the Reapers gain control of Earth they indoctrinate much of the leadership and population. They then have them broadcast to the rest of the Alliance that they should stand down and assist the Reapers. Humans and Reapers are allies. They could even drop in some bits of truth to make some people capitulate. Such as the fact that Reapers do seem to consider humans more worthy than the other races of being "uplifted".

Considering Shepard's trial was on Earth it seems that a good portion of the Alliance leadership is stationed there. So if enough of them were captured they could be giving out orders to the rest of the Alliance that would technically be legitimate. This would fracture and it some might actually obey.

I think a nice moment that could have been in ME3 is Shepard calling in for reinforcements. He sees a stealth frigate fly overhead and N7 marines drop down... then they open fire on his squad.


Really though, if I were gonna rewrite the series I'd have to start at the beginning.
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>>137209507
Most of Alliance leadership was on Arcturus station, which was hit in the first attack on Earth. In ME3 udina mentions being the most powerful human in history after the alliance parliament got blown up.

There are ambient details in ME3 where the reapers were broadcasting negotiation offers for earth leaders (presumably the nation-state leaders), followed by more details about leaders using military force against the civilian population "to prevent loose cannons from provoking the reapers", with Allers and the resistance suspecting those leaders are indoctrinated.

That stuff flies in the face of everything we're actually shown about the reapers, so it doesn't ring true in the actual context of ME3, but it would ring truer under the background of a cerberus-led civil war. A fractured government on earth would be trying anything to survive, including appeasement, and we already know TIM's ultimate goal was Control, which would mean that Cerberus-led forces wouldn't necessarily be out for absolute resistance against the reapers, and would be attempting to do things like hinder attempts to build the crucible in addition to out-and-out fighting tha liance military.
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>>137209507
>>137208397
A thought about ME3 and Cerberus.

Everything in ME2 and Mass Effect: Retribution set them up to have a smaller role in ME3. Not a bigger one.

In ME2 we are repeatedly told, including from classified Cerberus files we weren't intended to see, that Cerberus had sunk most of its money and resources into Shepard and the SR2. On top of that we saw projects like Overlord and the derelict Reaper which had numbers of personnel in the hundreds and suffered nigh total losses. Then in Retribution the turians attack several Cerberus facilities, killing all the personnel, and they also arrest a large number of Cerberus' spies in the Alliance and in the private sector.


It's pretty stupid and clumsy in terms of writing then that in ME3 none of this seems to play any role. Cerberus has a competently large fleet and support staff to build an army and wage war on the galaxy. All of this in only a few months.


Going into ME3, before the leak anyway, I assumed that in ME3 our interaction with them would be limited. That their main role in the story was completed with 2. I figured we'd call up TIM at the start and if we saved the base he might give us a free upgrade or something, but that otherwise he'd be all like:

>Shepard, Cerberus hasn't the funds or man power to help you now. You've got the SR2... and EDI. It's on you now.
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>>137206620
>>137208397
>>137209507
>>137210390
>>137210728

tl;dr
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>>137210390
>There are ambient details in ME3 where the reapers were broadcasting negotiation offers for earth leaders...

Mm, I never played it. However I've always wondered about the ambient stuff. Sometimes it's the most interesting and builds the world a lot, but is often overlooked.

A long time ago I had an idea similar to your Alliance Civil War concept. Only it was for an alternate "anthology" Mass Effect series. One in which each game was a self-contained story about one of the first human Spectre's missions.

In I think the third or fourth game, I had the idea that the Cerberus group would be uncovered. They'd have reactivated the Klendagon Gun and use it to hold the galaxy hostage, eliminate human rivals, and allow a coup of supporters overthrow the Alliance leadership.

At that point Shepard would find himself being hunted down human and alien forces alike, whilst trying to free the galaxy from Cerberus' clutches but at the same time prevent a violent alien retaliation that could cripple humanity for generations.
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Please talk to me, MEG, I'm lonely
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>>137213827
sorry...
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wew, factorio is pretty cool, especially since it's so simple I can actually play it offline at work

but now it's sleepy time.
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>>137215010
no threats?
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>>137213827
too tired to talk but can't sleep yet

>>137215010
Goodnight WG
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>>137215010
Gute Nacht
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>>137215696
What's your favorite thing about you're waifu?
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>>137215536
>threats
what?
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It's been a while meg. Hello
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>>137216019
Her cheerful enthusiasm
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>>137217149
are you someone memorable? are you a grill or an alien? maybe both?
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>>137218250
Oh, just a drifter...
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>>137216019
>using the armor skin
why
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>>137218727
are you the mass effect 2 is best frogposter then?
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>>137219001
I do prefer ME2 but I haven't played 3 yet
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>it's an almost page 10 before I go to sleep episode
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>>137220447

Putting aside ME3, I prefer ME2's gameplay, sense of humor, and (some of the) characterization, but ME1 is king for me.

Otherwise it's ME1 > ME3 >>>>>>>>>>>>ME2
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>>137222996
>filename
kek

Speaking of Vanguards, how does Charge even work? Obviously Biotics is basically The Force, but other than charge nothing else they've done even implies they can pass through solid cover

Is the charge effect simply an abstraction of the vanguard's biotically-aided traversal or is the vanguard using their biotics to actually phase into and out of matter?

And why couldn't an Adept do everything a Vanguard can, by that tack?
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>>137223375
I'm not sure about the other things, but an Adept can't do vanguard stuff purely for gameplay reasons I think. Lore wise there could possibly be a gap due to training and specialization, but logically if someone has biotics they can do anything related to biotics
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>>137220447
ME1 is for real patricians, but 2 is good enough.
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>>137223375
>Is the charge effect simply an abstraction of the vanguard's biotically-aided traversal or is the vanguard using their biotics to actually phase into and out of matter?

It should be the former, but knowing how stupid the Mass Effect writers are they probably literally wrote something about Vanguards being able to phase through solid matter.

It's the whole universal translators thing all over again.

Back in the ME1 days some folks who thought they were clever asked why the aliens all spoke English. A sane and rational person understands that this is merely an artistic indulgence to aid in story telling as devising alien biology is hard enough without having to come up with a fictional language and then add in sub-titles.

However... people just couldn't leave well enough alone. So now everybody has an INSTANTANEOUS universal translator in their omni-tool or some shit that not only converts speech AS IT IS SPOKEN INSTANTLY but also completely mutes the original actual voice and words and replaces it with the translation AND it also, somehow, makes sure the entity is properly lip-synced as though they were speaking English.
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>>137223375
>>137223858
>how does Charge even work? Obviously Biotics is basically The Force, but other than charge nothing else they've done even implies they can pass through solid cover
True, but Biotics is Space Magic, so precedent carries no weight. After all, Vangos couldn't charge in ME1.

Anyway, the flavor text for Charge says they phase through solid objects, so that's what they're doing. Gameplaywise, a vanguard can't charge an enemy that's behind cover, so maybe lore-wise there's a limit on how much they can phase, so it's not full on Kitty Pryde mutant powers.

That aside, all biotics are basically capable of the same, it's just a matter of training, talent, and the quality of their amps. Crazies like Jack, Samara, and top Asari biotics can do all kinds of crazy cutscene-level shit, while scrubs like Kaidan or pre-ME2 shepard have to content themselves with occasionally being able to warp or pull
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If we illegalize waifus, only the criminals will have waifus.
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>>137229302

No one wants to make waifus illegal, if anything they should be more accessible than they currently are. There should be a waifu in the hands of every anon.
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>>137229302
The only thing standing against a bad man with a waifu is a good man with a better waifu
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>"we have to kill you.. so the robots don't kill you."
>literally what saren wanted: the ending
>retarded space god bullshit: the ending
>too good to be true, so let's randomly add a stipulation that synthetics die: the ending

I am still mad.
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>>137230051
Needs awful cargo pants to complete the look
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>>137181873
and hopefully he'll be less dorky looking than vanderloo
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>>137230452
>Not loving The Mark
renegade interrupt yourself out a window, friend

i just wish the non-default presets look less dopey next time
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>>137230578
Mark is way better than Hale

I don't get why people love Hale so much, not in Mass Effect anyway
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>>137230827
Oh, right. Worksafe. I forgot about that.
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>>137230827
The Mark we're talking about is Vanderloo, though, not Meer, and femshep isn't modeled after Hale either.

I think Hale's a better VA than Meer in general, but I'm already attached to Meer as maleshep, so that's my preference.

Plus people like her because she's been around forever. I still remember her as Fall-from-Grace in Planescape etc.
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>>137229927

If AI gets too advanced, it inevitably wipes out organic life in the galaxy, which the Starchild was programmed to not allow. Therefore, killing all advanced species before that can happen is okay, as long as organic life continues to exist somewhere.

A not-completely horrible idea (still dumb) executed in the worst possible fashion, in a series that maybe wasn't suited to it.

Should've just gone with a happy ending and epilogue. This isn't Revelation Space, give the people what they want.
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>>137230452

Mark Vanderloo looks fine, Bioware's modelers are just shit.
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>>137198857
>Xen
Australian. It's Claudia Black, the same VA as Matriarch Aethyta and Dragon Age's Morrigan.
>Reegar
Adam Baldwin, that guy Bioware hates now.
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>>137231230
>I think Hale's a better VA than Meer in general, but I'm already attached to Meer as maleshep, so that's my preference.

Yeah, I agree she's a great voice actor. However I don't think she really brought her A game to Mass Effect. Her femshep just sounds unnatural.

I will admit that in ME1 Meer had some really terrible lines that were just totally flat. However in ME2 he'd improved tremendously and was pretty fantastic, especially as a Renegade.


>>137231348
I think giving the Reapers motivation was a mistake.

Honestly their motivations never needed to be terribly complex. Think about it like this.

>Species reaches singularity and beyond
>they are all immortal machines
>have uncovered all possible questions about the universe
>nothing left to do but exist
>however new life keeps evolving and advancing
>it could pose a threat if it ever reached their level, either by accident or by being a deliberate belligerent
>What to do?

So the Reapers set up a passive system by which newly evolving societies are shepherded into a controlled environment. Once they reach a certain point where they might start to approach singularity the Reapers intervene, wiping the slate clean and recording the data on the fallen societies for analysis/storage.

Endlessly repeat.

It's not a complex motivation, but it's a very practical one. I mean when you have to start thinking and planning for the future on the scale of billions and billions of years you gain a totally different way of looking at things.
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>>137231606
>Reegar is fucking Jayne
Bullshit.
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>>137231606
Claudia Black is Australian, but Xen sounds British. As evidenced by the other characters Claudia voiced in Mass Effect it is clear she can do different accents and voices.
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>>137231791
The voice she's doing is how upper-class people speak here. Not every Aussie sounds like GDAY MATE FANCY A BEER A SHRIMP AND A ROOT CUNT, just like not every American sounds like they're from an old Western.
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>>137193089
>>137193767
I like all of these things
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>>137231960
I see.

Well, I learned something today.
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>>137232105
It could even be to do with where she grew up. Sydney (where she's from) and Melbourne (where I'm from) are arguably the least Australian sounding cities.
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>>137231678
>However I don't think she really brought her A game to Mass Effect. Her femshep just sounds unnatural.
I dunno, it sounds fine to me. Not her best work, but more than adequate. IMO it's more down to Shepard being a generally flat character because player self-insert than to any particular fault of Hale's.
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>>137232473
>I dunno, it sounds fine to me.

To me she sounds like someone trying to sound tough and grizzled.

I suppose it's one of those opinion things. Not really worth fighting about. Hardly the worst thing about femshep

>those stick arms

Jesus, I'm not a very large man at all but I'm pretty sure, minus femsheps cyborg enhancements, that I could probably kill her with my bare hands if I really tried
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>>137231678

Agreed, all that's consequential to you is they're going to kill you and everyone else in the galaxy, get to work stopping them.
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>>137231678
>reaper theory
That works more logically, but it's weaker thematically and less satisfying dramatically. Bioware clearly wanted a more dramatic ending and they got it in ME3, but even all of that couldn't undo the damage ME2 did to the overall story.

See, even in ME1 they were pushing the idea of synthetic/organic conflict being at the root of the reaper cycle, via the convos with sovereign, with the larger background theme to that being the importance of multiculturalism and diversity (along with the peacemaking and diplomacy critical to maintaining both) being the key to surviving the cycle.

Unfortunately, ME2's diversion with cerberus, TIM and the collectors, and the general tonal shift of the whole thing with Paragon/Renegade becoming so much more binary (ME1 was more Jade Empire while ME2 was more KOTOR in the way moralities were differentiated) put big cracks in how that story would unfold. From there it became a Bioware-standard "unite the races, beat the evil" story with all the awesome-button subtlety of Dragon Age 2 marketing.

The themes of Synthetic/organic conflict and cyclical history were pushed to the background by the Cerberus cheerleading, and even in ME3 they couldn't help it. There are so many moments in ME3 that would've worked better or just made so much more sense of the reapers were the enemy rather than cerberus.
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>>137233080
> the importance of multiculturalism and diversity (along with the peacemaking and diplomacy critical to maintaining both) being the key to surviving the cycle
I could buy that. Javik does mention that the main difference between his cycle and the preceding one is that most of the races share power rather than being dominated by a single empire.
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>>137233080
>multiculturalism and diversity
even in 2008 bioware was cucked by sjws, how sad
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>>137233501
>most of the races share power rather than being dominated by a single empire
At least until we found out that the asari were hoarding all the best prothean tech for themselves to maintain technological superiority over the other races. Blue girl race was just more subtle about it.
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>>137234160
This is partially true, but they probably couldn't handle the turians if it came to full-scale war, seeing as how ineffective the asari military was vs the Reapers and how similar the turian and reaper tactics are. Liara's father strikes the same notes, asari just aren't built for front lines, and based on the flavor text about asari culture, plus the unique asari ability to do it and have babies with everyone, means that even an asari-dominated galaxy would be different from the prothean empire, the turian empire, or a Krogan empire.

Heck, you could argue that the state of the galaxy as it is in ME1 *is* the Asari "empire". Just like in IRL geopolitics, more power is wielded by some, and less by others, but no one nation has the power to dictate affairs to everyone else, at least not in the way that the protheans and possibly their predecessors did.
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>>137234000
I want /pol/ to go

Also if this is your first clue about bioware's politics, clearly you were literally born in the 21st century
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Did somebody say asari empire?
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Anyone here know anything about making mods for ME3? I want to try modding in some extra squadmate licenses for the Armax Arena in the Citadel DLC.
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>>137230827

I hadn't looked up Rescraft in a while.
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>>137233080
>That works more logically, but it's weaker thematically and less satisfying dramatically.

That's true.

However depending on how the story was written it might never have been necessary for the plot to delve into the Reaper's motivations. ME1 deliberately avoided that by having Vigil flat out tell you that understanding them wasn't important.

Of-course, at that point in the plot you had a very immediate threat you needed to solve.

Though, perhaps ME3 could have done the same?

ME2 didn't damage the story; it just didn't advance it. This put more of a burden on ME3 but the story in ME3 sucks because it is a bad story with bad ideas, not because ME2 was a waste of time. Even if say ME3 had gone with the Dark Energy thing would people have been any happier with the ending? I don't think so.

It would still be lazily designed and unsatisfying. Maybe it would be a little better explained, to justify the fictional science, but I think that's about all that would be gained.


ME2 should have been setting up the resolution for ME3 or else altering our perspective of the conflict and what was at stake. Think A New Hope vs The Empire Strikes Back

TESB doesn't really advance the plot at all as far as Empire vs Rebels is concerned. However from the main character Luke Skywalker's perspective the MEANING of the whole war is changed. It is no longer a fight against mostly faceless and impersonal evil empire, but rather duel to the death with his own flesh and blood. It is also a fight between good and evil on a person level... within himself.


Perhaps ME2 could have done this if they'd used the Shepard death and resurrection plot to its fullest.
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>>137234492
Or Mass Effect was his first Bioware game.

I was born in '86 but Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 remain the only Bioware titles I have ever played. When I went into Mass Effect I was expecting a serious setting and story that wouldn't be afraid to hurt me for trusting the wrong person or making the wrong choice.

In the end, Mass Effect had kid gloves and became very predictable in its pay-offs. It played everything safe.

Paragon = good
Renegade = bad

There was little depth to the morality system in the end because the choices became so shallow in their morality.

Renegades never saw the benefit of eliminating enemies and projecting strength.

Paragons never experienced the shock of having their good intentions and trust used against them by the opportunistic and the greedy.


It's a missed opportunity.
Now in the case of multiculturalism... I think Anderson says it best in ME1 when he takes the moderate position. He says that the Council's position on matters is understandable, but that humanity must also look out for itself first. Ashley says something similar later.

It'd be foolish for humanity to go it alone. We should strive to make friends with everyone, but not be anyone's tool. Anderson understood this and didn't want the Alliance to blindly obey the Council at every turn because then we'd just be puppets.


It's too bad ME2 and ME3 didn't really continue any of the political discussion.
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>>137235397
Maybe, but it's all pure speculation now.

In that vein, if ME2 hadn't been such a waste of time and instead started working on the themes needed to *really* set up ME3 better, ME3 would've worked, without necessarily going full-rewrite on everything.

IMO ME3 didn't work well because it didn't have room to breathe and the big ideas it had to set up to reach that thematically relevant ending all rushed in via the back half, partly because of the invasion/end-of-days dramatic pressure and partly because they couldn't just get off cerberus' shaft already.

>ME2 didn't damage the story; it just didn't advance it. This put more of a burden on ME3 but the story in ME3 sucks because it is a bad story with bad ideas, not because ME2 was a waste of time. Even if say ME3 had gone with the Dark Energy thing would people have been any happier with the ending? I don't think so.

It damaged the story by not advancing it, is my point.

ME3 was actually closer to ME1 for reaching at some of the big ideas and themes hinted at in that place. Vigil flat out told you that understanding the reapers isn't important, but that's just a hint for whatever they were originally planning, most likely something shaped like what was more directly discussed in ME3, particularly with regard to extinction cycles and synthetic/organic relations.
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>>137235686
>Paragon = good, Renegade = bad
This is exactly why I'm glad Obsidian took Mass Effect's whole 'play the game how you want' gimmick and beat their ass black and blue with it in Alpha Protocol.

Instead of just Good Cop and Bad Cop you had varying levels of Professional, Suave and Aggressive. Different characters responded differently to different approaches, and later on other characters would meet up with you having different preconceptions depending on how you interacted with their contacts. On top of all that, this shit actually affected missions; Aggressive players faced more security, Professional players got more intel from certain enemies out of mutual respect, Suave players got spared by femme fatales, etc.

Shame the actual combat side of it was total dogshit.
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>tfw jack will never have tali's body
i just want a wide-hipped big booty tough girl who is really just a soft teddy bear inside
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>>137236386
>facing Russian gun runner
>your Taiwanese contact offers to spike his crack supply with poison
>when he takes a hit midfight it cripples him
>shit talk him before pulling the trigger
>he likes the cut of your jib, asks you to spare him
>sets you up with $75k and his sick ass sound system if you do
Fuck, AP was fun
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>>137236567

i like scrawny jack 2bh

and i'm usually more into thick girls as a rule
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>>137236161
>IMO ME3 didn't work well because it didn't have room to breathe and...
>It damaged the story by not advancing it

That's all true, but I still think a competent writer should have been able to overcome that. All that's needed is dialogue to explain the logic to things. Perhaps the game also need a less predictable plot. Everyone knew as far back as ME1 that in ME3 we'd probably be leading a massive war effort and uniting everybody together. Some thought part of this would be in ME2, and ME2 did foreshadow some of this.

However most wrongly assumed that in ME2 we'd be hunting down the geth, attacking the quarian homeworld to liberate it, and/or going to war with the batarians.

Instead ME2 took things in a totally different direction and told a story nobody predicted. Now ultimately this story didn't really contribute to the trilogy, but taken on its own it was a fine concept and told reasonably well, even if it did stumble here and there.

So, does ME3 really NEED to be about Shepard flying around and staving off disaster so each species can commit forces to the Grand Fleet? I mean we already knew that naval engagements weren't gonna win the war. Sovereign alone decimated several fleets and even with upgrades few thought that would be enough to meet the Reapers head on. So we always knew we were going to have to be clever and use some secret weapon to win.

ME3 never even TRIED to explain the Crucible. They just said "it exists, build it". Part of the story is that we don't know what it is. Well, the simplest way to fix that is to have us LEARN WHAT IT IS and WHAT IT DOES while we build it. Rather than going back to the krogan plot-line (which realistically can't be settled in so short a time-frame) or fighting a purely military battle on Palaven, we can learn about the Crucible. We can be sent into a war zone to extract information and/or people necessary to build it. As we learn its function so to do we learn the Reaper's goals.
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>>137236386
I never played it, but I heard good things about it.

When I played ME1 and ME2 for the first time I agonized over each choice. I thought my choices would be important and that just about anything could happen.

Then I looked up what a Paragon import to ME2 looked like (my first Shep was Renegade). I realized then how shallow the system was and much of the fun dried up. From then on it became less of a personal thrill and more of a pure roleplay experience.

Mass Effect could have really made the player think and feel in some pretty deep ways about the various moral choices in the series if the outcomes weren't so stereotypical.

I don't think every choice should have inverted itself on you, but it should have happened often enough that every Paragon player would always think; will this hurt me in the end?

Every Renegade player would think; will this sacrifice be worth it?

In some cases, not being ruthless should have made the galaxy a less safe place. Old feuds continue unabated, despite your show of mercy.

On the other end of the Spectrum, violently slaughtering the opposition down to the last man should have resulted in a genuine peace, if a guilty heart.


Walking the high road has much less meaning and virtue to it if there is no cost.
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>>137193089
Me too. Though the feet have started to weird me out a little lately. But femquar still a best.
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>>137231791
>aquarianfetishist
>propagating the downfall of the human race
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>>137202904
Thank you for your sacrifice. May your death be quick at the hands of the great freckled beast.
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>>137216019
Does she walk around with a slippery crotch afterwards or does the suit absorb moisture?
Is the crotch of her suit scratched and speckled with flecks of paint from all the pipes she's rubbed up on?
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where fics?
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Fucking April Fools shit
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god damn it!
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>>137244005
I guess I can deal with it for a day though.
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>>137206620

Which would've been really cool if they did something more with it, but of course they'd completely throw that out of the window when they chose not to include 'Hoppers'. They couldn't even bother to give us some new geth, either, they're all the same.
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making an arrangement
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>>137245565
There was that scrapped ME3 mission where Admiral Xen was working on a way to turn geth into suicide bombers, which became a geth viral attack, which became a geth viral attack that infected organics with cybernetics.
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>>137246101
i dont even want to know how many cool ideas couldnt be realiesed
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WOW SO MANY GIRLS HERE???
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>>137230452
So post your Ryders, /meg/. I'd like to start with the original David Ryder.
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>>137236567

Tali's got a flat, but wide ass. Not a 'big booty'.
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>>137246468
They even scripted dialogue for it. Voice files got scrubbed out of the final build, but the subtitles got left in.

>Xen: We had victory in our grasp until you betrayed us!
>Tali: Shepard stopped the war!
>Xen: Are you sleeping with him, Tali? Did someone get her induction filter popped on Pilgrimage? Or are you just stupid?
>Xen: Because I can see the rest of our spineless leaders accepting peace, but not Rael'Zorah's daughter.
>Xen: Have the geth loaded themselves into your suit yet, Tali? How long until they're talking for you? Until they run you?
>Xen: I did not work for years to become a slave to the synthetics!
>Shepard: I figured it was only a matter of time until you cracked.
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Mads Mikelsen would also make a great Ryder.

>>137235234
Woah! Is this worksafe? Those tr*ts aren't even close to censored!
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How about a suave Ryder?

>>137236567
What am I looking at here?
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>>137246101
>a geth viral attack that infected organics with cybernetics

wot

>>137247098

A British Ryder would be fun.
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>>137247098
Default Ryder will probably be a nigger, let's face it. We all know what Bioware is like.
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Or the guy who's dick could double as a golf club? His putt is better than mine.

>>137236386
>>137237385
AP is a seriously underrated game. It's a real shame that it gets shat on for being a third person RPG with shooter elements.
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>>137247829
I wish I didn't have to play AP to enjoy AP. If someone could hack out the combat and make it a telltale-type game it would be GOTY
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Ah, fuck! April fools.

>>137237782
It fits her character. Scrawny, biotic punk girl whose diet consists of red sand and rynchol.

>>137247551
Which Brit would you Ryder?

>>137247729
>mfw
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Default Ryder is going to be another white male meathead soldier, so probably...
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>>137248172
Honestly, this looks like any of the non-Vanderloo presets already
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>>137248172
I'm OK with that. Although ...
Woo!
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>>137248172
>Woo woo woo! You know it!
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I have to say this April Fools is giving me a lot of potential Ryder first names as well as XCOM rookie names.
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>>137248165
>Which Brit would you Ryder?

Henry Cavill's British. He's from Jersey. The old one.

>Ah, fuck! April fools.

I kind of like it, actually.
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>>137248738
I know. I was wondering if you had another Brit in mind.
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>>137249012

True, it wouldn't have to the facemodel.
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faggots only discussing male ryders

what if it is a qt3.14 femryder?
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>>137249084
>it wouldn't have to the facemodel.
Did you accidentally a coca cola bottle?

>>137250512
Hey! Hey, buddy! Over here! >>137249012
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>>137249084
*have to be

>>137250646

Probably.
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>>137250646
>Hey! Hey, buddy! Over here!
a femrydser without a shitty feminist SJW haircut maybe
this is just vomitinducing
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>>137251295
>Not developing a reverse corruption fetish
If you're femshep autist, you should definitely grow one.
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>>137250512
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Ryder?
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>>137252117
her face looks all pinched up
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>>137252117
what a punchable face
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RYDER
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>>137252263
it is isn't it? I could see her yelling at her 4 loud dirty kids out of her trailer door.
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Mass Effect needs more planets/moons and space stations with amazing views.
Go to a space station (could be related to the main quest and filled with side missions, could be completely optional), look out the window, and there's a gorgeous gas giant with massive rings, with moons making visible shadow on the 'surface'.
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>>137252238
>>137252263
Just not a nice angle. Great body, though.

>>137252678
>Projecting this much
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>>137253239
>projecting
no

you have shit taste so throw it in the bin and build a new one
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>>137253987
>no
If you say so, Alexandra.
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must be the worst day on earth for our old tripfags
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>>137254283
shut up before I pull your hair Megan
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>tfw no antisocial femshep gf to joke with
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>>137236567
What I wouldn't give for a chick with an ass like that.
I'm not sure it's actually possible for a human body to have such a prominent mound though.

>>137237782
Both bodytypes have their merits. Personally I think Jack wouldn't fit as a thick woman. the emaciated druggie physique is more appropriate for her charachter.
Maybe after a few years of reaperless life with Shepard she puts on a few pounds and fills out a little.
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>>137254610
not at all. I can still recognize AWG's and OCD's posts by their language patterns. eddrf as well if he would post.
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>>137256084
>people unironically read OCD's posts

its basically just random words
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>>137256084
I'm Alfonso. Just above you.
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Hello :^)
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>>137257898
CIS SCUM!
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>>137256470
so you are
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hnnngg
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>>137259051
>illustration of my hoped-for happy ending to the story Slaves of Cerberus by NakedOwlMan.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1052423
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Are the names in place of Anonymous random or taken from somewhere?
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HOW DO I GET THE OLD 4CHAN SETTINGS BACK REEEEEEEEEE
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>>137260203
Close the browser until tomorrow
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>>137260203
wait until tomorrow?
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>>137260203

I like this new UI. The reply-button in the lower right corner is a nice addition.
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At least I'm not Anthony Burch.
>>
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To be a big player in galactic politics and a potential Council member is the only requirement that you go undiscovered by the galactic community until you've had the chance to build multiple fleets of space battleships? It seems like the only thing that actually set humans apart when they arrived was that nobody noticed their existence until they'd already spread beyond a handful of systems.
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>>137259887
>156 chapters
jesus
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>>137254986
That's no way to talk to a lady, Edward.
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>>137256084
I'd have to agree with Scott here >>137256359 about OCD's posts.
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>>137259887
Isn't a usual sci-fi book around 100 000 words? If so then that is about four and a half books worth of fanfic.

Jesus.
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who the fuck needs ryder, there is no way anyone can replace her
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>>137262839

That's just too much rape for me.
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>>137263232
>as much personality as a sheet of cardboard

Literally anyone can.
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>>137261716
that's the only good thing, but there are drawbacks. look at this:
base
my start
popup
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I am the WG now
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>>137269817
n-no...
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>>137269817
>Jessica Riddle

Are you a character in a comic book?
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>>137270629
someone like that, perhaps
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so I'm lazy as shit, has there been any andromeda news in the past couple months
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>>137272647
nope. only that it got pushed to 1st quarter of 2017
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what do you think how often they fuck each other?
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>>137276194
that looks so evil
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>>137276194
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>>137276387
Fuck off Jordan, no one likes you
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>>137273946
>Yang

Are you a cute Asian girl?
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>>137276387
I bet 5 times a day minimum :3

hey fellow femshep enthusiast, how is your day?
you are doing gods work anon
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>>137276387
>>137277159
and i thought people dont like her
guess im not alone
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He should definitely practice when it comes to pistol size.
Other than that, it's not bad at all.
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>>137278918
looks like she's taking a selfie with it. maybe he used a pic of some girl taking a selfie as model.

wouldn't mind all quarians taking 1-shot selfies with pistols if you know what I mean.
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strongly reminds me of some Michael Turner art
he was a hack though
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>>137281064
who is this even supposed to be?
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>>137281465
Kaidan and Femshep
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>>137281064
>>137281465
>>137282341
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>>137281064
Guy that did Aspen? Isn't he dead?
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shepard is russian btw
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>>137287361
>shepard is russian
нeт
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night /meg/
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>>137287361
I thought he was Canadian
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>tfw finally able to spent some qualitytime with best waifu
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CHECK!CHECK!
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>>137276387
What if one of the other waifus would moleste sexuelle your wiffle, while you were in the next room, watching the game with your buds?

>>137290071
>to spent
Learn to tense!
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What's up /meg/? I'm actually OCD. Second shift is over.

>>137291171
Katherine is a l*wd b*tch.
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>>137291465
mine just started, easy shit tonight, everything's done, another round of factorio
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>>137285495
yes, but that doesn't free him from criticism for his shit art.

>>137287361
>ashley looks like a normal human being when un-animated
>swampbeast looks even beastlier
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>>137292081
Got a bit of a headache, to be honest. And I got work again in ... 7 hours or so. Don't feel like going to be right away, though. Gonna watch some bad TV shows before I head to bed. The Night Manager ended with a bang, btw. Great fucking show. You should all watch it, /meg/.
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>>137292886
>Don't feel like going to be
bed*
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>>137287361
Shepard is also male.
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>>137292886
I was actually disappointed a bit by the end. if it wasn't for Roper (probably) getting killed by that rich yallah he would basically have gone scot-free again. the Brits would probably just build up another Roper afterwards because he was half-sanctioned. not only because those high-ups in the secret services profiteered directly but because they influenced shit in regions of crisis over him.
the last part of the mission was basically unsanctioned, off the books and therefore unwanted by the Brits. Yes. Roper got fucked, but there will be more like him because something like it won't go public.


>>137293231
of course he is
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>>137291171
>Miranda groping Ashley
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>>>/tv/67735816
MIRANDA CONFIRMED CANON WAIFU
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>>137294352
But you need someone that is interested in getting into the arms trade, an illegal operation, in the first place. Roper had a plan and a system and it worked perfectly, up until Pine. Sure there will be others, but there will always be others. What you've managed is making the world safer for a relatively small amount of time. And that's OK. Also, Roper getting screwed over, was part of Pine's plan.
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>>137295421
WOOHOO! YES!

>>137295871
John le Carré's stuff is generally very enjoyable, he seems to have a faible for the villain getting assassinated or murdered if he eludes regular justice though
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy was very enjoyable though, the soundtrack alone added so much to the movie and Gary Oldman as actual old Man is incredible.
>>
>>137295421
there's also a Melinda Shepard

>>>/tv/67735521
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Hitler was a sensitive man
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>tfw even the science fiction & fantasy general on /lit/ is faster than /meg/
>>
>femshep
>not best waifu
lel, degernerates
>>
>+(You) this post
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If you could add characters as squadmates to the Armax Arena, who would you add?
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>>137302448

It saddens me that this UI will be gone by the time I get back on tomorrow. I really like the way it looks.
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>>137302676
I don't like it, especially since it fucks up images with that circle filter. but the "post a reply" button at the bottom right is very handy.
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Goodnight, MEG!
See you tomorrow.

>>137302943

The circle thumbnails are really weird, I agree.
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>>137303950
good night AWG
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Will we ever get a Mass Effect related user name?
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>>137306718
no.
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home alone on a friday night? pathetic!
>>
stories about succulente treats when?
>>
h-hello?
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>>137310195
Her feet were covered in mud.
She cleaned them.
Now they look nice.
FIN
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>>137312232
bit simple
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I just want to have an active night on /meg/ again, is that too much to ask for?
new mass effect art from deviantart has literally come to a stop, same with tumblr. /r/masseffect isn't as cringeworthy amusing as it once was, I don't even go to BSN. fuck man, what should I do to keep this thread alive?
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oh, look what day it is today, swampbeast poster:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Autism_Awareness_Day
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>>137262776
>To be a big player in galactic politics and a potential Council member is the only requirement that you go undiscovered by the galactic community until you've had the chance to build multiple fleets of space battleships?

Pretty much. Like real-life, politics in Mass Effect is rigged. If you follow the Council's wishes and laws you will never rise to their level because they set the system up to keep them on top of everyone else. Humanity was very lucky to meet them when it did, have access to a large Prothean cache, and have plot armor.
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>>137315879
plot armor is the exact opposite of luck
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>>137319287
I was being a little sarcastic with the plot-armor thing.

Personally I think humanity should have been a bit weaker in the series or else the timeline should have been a bit longer between the discovery of the relay and our contact with the Council.
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http://allgamesdelta.s-ul.eu/OwV5l0tm

Andromeda footage
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>>137320034
what the fuck kind of URL is that, James?
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>>137320034
most of that looks absolutely atrocious. those character animations are horrible. again.
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>>137320034
>>137321181
Somebody describe it to me. I don't feel like opening it.


So I heard the story for Andromeda is that we basically invade this other galaxy and go to war with the natives.

So are we playing as Conquistadors?
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>>137321365
it's an mp4 video of example animations/footage of andromeda and it looks real
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>>137320034
looks like shit
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>>137320034
Link is dead, jim.
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>>137324374
http://www.allgamesdelta.net/2016/04/mass-effect-andromeda-short-gameplay.html
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>>
http://orig09.deviantart.net/fdfd/f/2016/091/d/1/liara_posing_3_by_mikkois-d9xbbum.jpg
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>>137328654
I'm not a Liara man, but I'd give 'em a lick
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>>137331024

how very generous!
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>>137333628
What does asari breastmilk taste like?

What are its properties?
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>>137333947

rich in eezo for infant health and development and tastes of eezo to assist and encourage embracing of eternity
>>
>>
Is this a leak for Mass Effect Andromeda, or is it just an old pre-release video from ME3?

https://vid () me/p41b
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>>137338270
not clicking that virus
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>>137338270
looks like actual leaked footage. the hud is the same as in teased images and the youtube link was taken down by EA.

https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/4czne1/mass_effect_andromeda_short_gameplay_leak_not/
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>>137338624
that's interesting
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>>137338624
>taken down by EA

for fucks sake
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>>137338624
Well that's disappointing. I really hate the skintight armor in Mass Effect; it just looks so awkward.

And more Krogan? What the hell? Can't we get actual new races here?
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>>137338718
i dont know why they even bother, it'll be all over the internet tomorrow
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>>137338725
the previous leak mentioned a krogan squadmate and a blond human squadmate, both seem to be present in the new leak as well. there's no info about the rest of the squaddies, so anything's possible.

https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/3tpug2/mass_effect_andromeda_gameplay_information_leak/cx87at2
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>>137339171
Yeah, but we see NPC Krogan enemies, presumably being pirates and shit.

I wonder if Andromeda takes place like 100 years after ME3 after we've started spreading across Andromeda like filthy Mexicans?
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No Quarian, no buy. Or some other sufficiently cute xenos waifu, that isn't a fucking Asari.

And no more fucking lesbians.
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>>137341239
bioware animation department strikes again
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>>137340190
Too bad. You will have lots of krogan, because those are cool and well-liked by everyone, and asari for the booty.

No one on the dev team likes those quarian niggers.
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>>137339626
if you play as the pathfinder and don't have a fully human crew, it would kinda make sense that you're the first ones to explore that area. but if they want to include the old familiar races, then your idea sounds more plausible. dunno, the entire premise just sounds silly in my opinion so we'll have to see how they deal with it.

>>137340190
>And no more fucking lesbians.
kek, good luck with that.
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>>137338725
>I really hate the skintight armor in Mass Effect; it just looks so awkward.

ME1 style armor blows the shit out of the ME2 and 3 catsuits and heels, if it can look such sexy on the men in that leak, imagine what it will do to women.
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>>137341310
I'm surprised how little the graphics has changed since the switch from the Unreal Engine to Frostbite. The only real noticeable difference is the more human faces.
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>>137341467
ME3 has some good looking armour
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>>137341239
>Camera focuses on the Krogan's groin for a minute
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>>137341568
>all those edges and baggy trousers

ME3 is trying too hard to be like a modern COD/BF style shooter, if I wanted to fuck one of those, I'd watch American Sniper
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>>137340190
Be careful what you wish for, they might give you a stronk femtur or krogran bitch similar to Cassandra or Vivienne
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>>137341650
>edges and trousers = modern military shooter

wot?
>>
should i go for heightened adrenaline rush or hardened?
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>>137342047
hardened for a revenant user, heightened for everything else
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>>137342116
you mean there are people who unironically play the soldier without using the revenant?
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>>137342292
yep, a widow soldier will outdamage a widow infiltrator by a country mile
>>
For an SJW game, there are still too many whites. When are the Biowarecucks just going to admit they don't give a shit about this diversity garbage
>>
lel the krogan teammate is called Holax? Did Bioware go to George Lucas for naming advice?
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>>137342467
>wasting points on adrenaline rush when infiltrators get that shit for free
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>>137342467
well i use a revenant but i kinda wanna get heightened, should i get it anyway?
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>>137343547
it really won't matter unless you're trying to powergame
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>>137342467
>Widow
once you go black you never go back
>>
>walking around Silversun Strip
>literally everyone you meet complaining about ME3 MP
>the cutie redhead infil whining about her dickhead team of randoms
>the sentinel using nothing but tech armor
>the vanguard and adept wondering what dumbass officer sent them to fight geth
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>>137343742
They are trying to promote the MP, which was the only thing they were proud of in ME3 aside from Cerberus.
>>
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>>137344625
>Unironically posting that picture
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>>137334964
>eezo for infant health and development

wot
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>>137338624

Weird, it almost looks graphically impressive. The dude by the krogan had some unattractive armour. A bit like the Phantom/Nemesis.
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>>137340190
>No Quarian, no buy.

Now that's a good feel.
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>>137343516

It's better than Finn, Rey and Poe Cameron.
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>>137341387
not even the fanbase likes quarians, it was determined via community poll that quarians and krogan could be ejected from the series and nobody would give a shit
>>
This is a peculiar general
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>>137347926
link pls? would be funny to see that
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>>137347926
They kept the krogan, Bioware does not give a shit if they like something enough themselves
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>>137344625

Why did I read the entire thing?
>>
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>>137278918
It really looks silly with just two fingers holding the grip of the gun.
Poor quarians must drop their weapons constantly.
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>>137349760
because they suck at warfare and surrender constantly?
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Why are male quarian masks elongated?
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>>137349760

Especially when the fingers are so thing. Turians and krogan at least have very thick fingers.

>>137351038

No one knows.
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>>137351331
The mask contains a second artificial mouth, controlled by the real mouth. So that the malequars can gobble cock without contamination. Most femquars are brave enough to risk contamination so only a few need the bigger masks.
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>>137351493

Sounds pretty gay.
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>>137351493
Most male quarians also have a secondary helmet with a dildo of their preferred size and shape mounted behind the voice light and projecting toward their mouth, which cleverly houses some minor helmet mechanisms as well as a nipple for water access.
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>>137351493
>>137352573

All of you insult quarian masculinity, but what if the malequar romance option ends up being the most popular?
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>>137352573
Some clever malequars allow other males to link up nerve stims and dildo sensors. allowing them to either pleasure themselves, or others just using the mouth and the dildo. It's not gay since it's just a plastic cock with sensors in it. Totally straight.
Suckle circles form in the lower levels of the ship, where huddling groups of twinkquars link up with taped together cables and furiously suck on their helmet dildos, sharing the sensation that the dildo sensors pick up.
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>>137341239
You know what the problem with Bioware making a game in Frostbite is? Everything that is assets imported from DICE looks great and anything Bioware made looks jarringly bad, by comparison.

The only way I'm playing Andromeda is if the blonde human is Cassie Cage or I get something equivalent.
>>
/meg/ has more headcanon about gay quarians than Tumblr, Deviant Art and Mass Kink. Think about that for a second.
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>>137353276
They're not gay! They're just helping their fleet-brothers!
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>>137353276
How would you know all that?
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>>137353276
/meg/ needs to degrade malequars as sexual competitors because they are that beta and insecure.
>>
>watching Gran Torino
>tfw you'll never wield your ancient M7 Lancer at a bunch of batarian four-eyed slants and tell them to get the fuck off your space lawn
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>>137353262
>blond Ashley

No thanks
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>>137354190
>you'll never tell them you used to stack those fuckers 1.5m high, use them as sandbags
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>>137338725
they're literally taking the krogan problem with them into the next galaxy. imagine taking jews, muslims and niggers into space instead of keeping them on earth and throwing virus bombs on them.
>>
>>137354223
>blond Ashley
What?
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>>137341239
the guy going down from the pollen looks a bit like Tom Cruise

>>137353262
you can see a blonde squadmate (?) at 30 seconds in, you can see her head from above, she is clearly blonde and has long enough hair to have a ponytail, no face though.
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>>137341239

He must've noticed the zoom on the krogan's crotch.
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>>137354776
Cassie Cage has a ponytail And so did Jack. I'm not getting my hope up, though.
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>>137354954

Cassie has a bun.
>>
Slut.
>>
>>137354429
/meg/'s hatred of the krogan is entirely due to jealousy of the BKC
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>>137354397
just hypothetically, it would actually maybe be a good idea to use those soft corpses as protection against spalling, placed behind deployable ablative shields
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>>137355145
WHY DOES HE ENJOY THE NOODLE ARM ELBOW BEND SO MUCH?
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>>137355040
Point is her hair is long. That's what I'm getting at.
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>>137354190
>>137354397
watched that a few weeks ago, damn gook movie
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>>137355787
>tfw no beanerfu
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>>137123883
Control/Synthesis are acceptations of endoctrination
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>>137356804
>endoctrination

Is the when you get a Ph.D. in endocrinology?
>>
Once upon a time in Germany there was a girl who was about to be gang-raped by 12 Muslims.

The girl was so scared all she could say was " NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!"

So three of the Muslims went home.
>>
>>137353262
>>137341239
The source for this is some Bioware dev's LinkedIn page, which says this clip is from 2014. That's pretty damn early.
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>>137354223
my name is in there, and it describes me perfectly
I know people who are described described perfectly with this picture

Picture is accurate
>>
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>>137359901
that looks more like Samara...
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>>137354903
I had the same expression while watching the thing.
>>
Even Hideo Kojima has a better grasp of how military organizations work than Bioware
>>
>>137360795

Kojima's got a military and weapons boner, Bioware just doesn't give a shit.
>>
>>137361010
kojima is a nip who loves american weaponry, technology and cinematography, whereas bioware is a bunch of canadian liberal fucks who take it is the ass and think they're better for literally no reason
>>
As someone who loves to play as an evil character, synthesis was literally the best thing ever. Instead of shooting someone out the window or even nuking a Reaper I could forcibly change every single living being in the galaxy! I even imagined my Shepard letting out one final "mwhahaha" as he fell into the beam. Do you think there will be evil choices even remotely on a similar scale in Andromeda?
>>
>>137361217

Maybe not quite on a galactic scale, but seeing as how it's still Bioware, it'll be the typical Paragon-Renegade choices where there's very obvious good and bad chocies.
>>
>>137361420
I hope so. It just sucked how DAI barely had any "evil" options. I'm hoping it was just a DA team thing and won't affect ME.
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>>137354903
He looks like a fuckboi in that tight outfit. At any moment, the krogan could have just bent him over and shagged his skinny ass, didn't even need to use the spores or gas or whatever it was.
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>>137338709
That looks neat

>>137340190
>No Quarian, no buy.

Likewise.

GIVE ME FEMQUARS

>>137341467
>ME1 style armor blows the shit out of the ME2 and 3 catsuits and heels,

The heels and exposed skin in vacuum shit was dumb. However I do none the less like ME2's expanded variety of designs when it came to armor. They just needed touching up to make them more practical and not so immersion breaking. Pic related.
>>
>>137342467
To play infiltrator properly you need to be aggressive with cloak and use cryo ammo with the tempest and/or viper. The geth or Cerby shotgun is good too.

BE AGGRESSIVE

Ambush every mo-fo and hit the entire enemy team with lots of cryo shots. Let your squaddies shatter 'em.
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>>137349760
No, quars have very strong fingers (and toes)
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>>137360795
Have a bone disease that means even a small bump or stumble could shatter your arm or leg?
Can't run or even jug, just sort of amble from one place to another?

SURE

You can join the Alliance. It's unlikely your inability to move unassisted will ever put anyone else in danger or get them killed.
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>>137363378
Remove Quar!
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>>137363378

Fucking disgusting.

>>137364091

b-but muh skill
When in reality they'll give you the finger if your shoulders are even the slightest bit injured.
>>
Short-haird, sultry waifus when?
>>>/hr/2614504
She's too cute, man.
>>
Did anyone save those short little snippets eddrf wrote

I remember one about a freighter captain dropping his hold full of spaghetti. I remember there was a longer one too with mention of space italians.
>>
>>137099428
Reminder that Control is the most morally just ending and only redditors think it's 'evil D:"
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>>137366413

Nah.
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>>137365707
I have that first short fic, do you remember any more about the space italians snippet?
>>
Anybody want me to post that fic where Daro'Xen cuts off Veetor's cock n' balls and eats them?
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>>137368709
Please do.
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>>137369340
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>>137369903
Thank you. Shalraan and Daroxen both need many more lewdfics written about them.
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>>137371997
Yes, they do.
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>>137374395
Is she supposed to look like she's completely encased in plastic?
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>>137375128
It's probably supposed to look like whatever material the loyalty catsuit is made from.
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>>137376179
Well it looks like shit
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>>137375128
>>137376263
gypsie cancer
>>
>>137378043
>frekelbeast
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>>137378215
qt femshep is 1000 times better than this radioactive exposure victim in your pic
>>
so, can we all agree that maleryder is a shitskin faggot sissy twink? whats with the shitty facetattoo?
>>
>>137341239
it this just a tech demo?
or are we going to witness another Wrex Virmire dilemma like in the first ME?

inb4 the shit in his hand cures the genophage
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well, look at that

new leak material and /meg is as dead as always

you all are an emberassment
>>
lads?
>>
>>137385164

Sshh, we're sleeping.
>>
>>137385164
Hmm?
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>>137385797
>>137385850
oh nothing, just rousing you from page 10
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Threadly reminder that tattooing is a form of self mutilation.
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>>137389291
>didn't remove the head tattoo
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Watching you're waifu workout?
>>>/gif/8343956
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>>137389291
getting in an argument with femshep?
none of you backing down?
letting it escalade in insults and pushing each other?
getting physical?
hatefucking the shit out of each other?
getting kissed by her softly as her body twitches in extasy?

no? you are all fucking fags
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>>137391218
>no meat besides tits
This is the beauty standard today?
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>>137389291
>>137391808
didnt want to reply, but you are still a fag
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>>137391808
>getting in an argument with femshep
>killing her
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>>137392251
>kissing steve afterwards
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About to replay ME1 again, and for some reason I have this issue where at certain parts(like the comm screen in the Normandy) a lens flair type effect will shoot up to the point where the whole screen will go white. It's pretty damn trippy.

Can't seem to find much info on it, any ideas what might be causing it?
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>>137392251
>not killing her on pure principal
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>>137392923

Never heard of it, sorry.
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>>137392923
Also. What waifu has the most and best material in ME3?

I mean, personality aside, I'm talking more about the amount of quality content.

Can't decide who to go with in this run so I might as well let that decide.

>>137393419
Yeah, can't really find anything about it when googling either, it's pretty odd. I mean, so far it's not been massively annoying, but I don't know if it will get worse farther down the line.
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>>137393718
Liara
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>>137394083
Hm. I see, I've waifued her a bit too much I fear. What would be the other big ones?

Feels like there ain't a whole lot of screen time for a lot of that stuff in ME3, at least compared to ME2.
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what would the name of the child be?
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>>137392923
not sure if you know, but you can switch of regular lens flare, maybe that's causing it. if it's an actual bug then I don't know.
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>>137395491
Yog-Sothoth
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>>137395491
shedoesnthavemygenes, myracewilldieoutifasaribecomeourpreferredpartners or goodfuckbutnotmychild
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Liara x Femshep is the best canon for her romance.
Asari are attracted to female human reproduction partners, because they imitate asari partners most.

MShep just doesnt fit. A virgin Asari recluse doesnt just decide to take filthy human dick from one day to the other. She would be repulsed because her own species doesnt offer this kind of reproduction organ.

Though it is clear that Femshep takes the "male" role in the relationship, this is in no way bizarre, since Athita showed masculine behaviour aswell. Even more reason Liara is attracted most to Femshep.

Now you Sheploo fags finally have a reason to bring the Helium tank from the cellar.

>>137395892
Femsheps DNA is so dominant and aggresive Liara can be glad her children dont grow red hair.
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>>137396848
>blah blah

also no one should ever be happy about having children with red hair
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Was there ever a decent fix for the dialog skip issue in ME1 where you would hit space to skip a line only to accidentally choose a dialog option?

Like rebinding the skip button to something different from the select button.
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>tfw can't choose between Miranda and Tali

Miranda has the backstory but Tali has the qt.
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>>137399202
dont hack on spacebar like a madman
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>>137399441
Even if I don't it feels like I accidentally hit it all the time.
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>>137398993
>>blah blah
nice argument, seems like you got BTFO

redheads have the superior haircolour
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>>137399384
>Tali has the qt.

Lel. Just go with the human that doesn't have disgusting hands and feet.
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>>137399927
But they remind me of Garrus.
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Sheploo is canon
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>>137400092
yes, for the casual low quality expierience

sheploo is pleb tier
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>>137400420
Femshep is ugly
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>>137399914
I'm not discussing with you. swampbeast isn't canon. it's just that bone to appease the tumblr crowd and autists like you. now fuck off and never come back.
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>>137400598
This. I don't get why it became a thing. She looks like a random inconsequential NPC, like so boring she don't even get any dialog.
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>>137400993

That is seriously one of the most hideous characters Bioware has ever created.
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>>137400598
better looking than anything you will ever get my virgin friend

>>137400712
yes i know your old senile mind isnt capable of coping with life changing facts which change your worldview

besides, i stated that it is the canon for the Liara romance
Sheploo canon is Ashley romance

>now fuck off and never come back.
guide me to a place that hates femshep more than you
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>>137400993
>She looks like a random inconsequential NPC, like so boring she don't even get any dialog.

how you get from looks to the boring personality?
please think before you type something

>>137401128
alas, you act like there isnt a character creator
but plebs like you just take the standard soldier build because it would take time to craft a decent male or female face
you make me sick
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>>137401135
yes, I guess it's your day today.
>>137315537
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>>137401562
>alas, you act like there isn't a character creator
Except I was referencing default Femshep. You can create some pretty tasty custom ones. But default, which is what really blew up in fan art and stuff, looks disgusting.

It's the other way around with males, default is the only one that looks good, while custom just looks retarded.

ME really has a shitty character editor.
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both shepards suck, liara is literally the best and only character worth a damn anyway
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>>137400993
why is she so fucking ugly
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>>137404010
Literal nightmare fuel
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why is she so fucking gorgeus?
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all models look shit in the wrong lighting
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>>137404426
picture unrelated
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>>137404685
there is no right lighting when it comes to the default femshep
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>>137404685
>wrong lightning
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>page 10
not yet /meg/, not yet
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Always vigilant
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>>137409348
haven't seen that one yet
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>>137409348
I told you there are ruins on mars and its moon

Buzz confirmed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDIXvpjnRws
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>>137410452
Buzz went crazy a long time ago
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>someone shared this on deviantart
a 5 year old would probably have drawn it better
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>>137413937
t. anon who stopped drawing pictures because he got picked on by other kids and now vents his frustration on an autistic shitposting board by ridiculing a picture drawn by a 13 yo girl who wanted to express her love for her favorite game
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>>137414524
I'm sure it's the work a sweaty neckbeard who longs to breathe in the aroma of quarian sweat.
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>>137414679
yes, but thats harder to work with
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>>137414524
*gasps*
oh no! anon is so mean!
*walks over to anon*
*puts his head in a vice between legs
that will teach you!
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>>137414524
t. 13 yo girl who wanted to express her love for her favorite game
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>>137413937
>>137415350
this is fucking terrible
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>>137413937
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>>137419734
GOD DAMN IT!
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Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying

because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL
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>>137422862
>you can't reply to this, reminding him that his best wasn't enough to get past a half dead drell
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>>137423250
instead you punch a hole in his thorax 2 missions later
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>>137423714
it wasn't satisfying at all though since he was such a bad villain and since killing him didn't make the game better
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>>137419992
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>>137424608
is there even anything you like about the game?
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>>137423714
Not the point. Shepard never answers his messages. Mike Thorton did, and it was awesome.
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>>137424920
the mating tubes
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>>137425109
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>>137426693
I didn't even notice it was just one sentence because it was so perfectly structured.
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>>137425109
>>137425595
>>137426693
just noticed
>Michael Thornton
>MT
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>>137429725
>barbdbarb
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Western.
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Anyone here done an ME3 playthrough without carrying over an ME2 save? Almost all the dialog is different, even stuff not pertaining to old games.
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>>137425109
>you will never receive a message from Shiala on Zhu's Hope
>you will never send a thoughtful considerate reply, and an offer to hold her to the promise she made on Illium
>she'll never break down and confess to you in response
>you'll never romance beautiful greenberry
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>>137433256
yes?
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>>137436345
Vocaroo
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>>137435585
>greenberry

I hated this.

Purple Shiala was prettier.
>>
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>>137437115
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p6XETSlZ0A
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>>137438146
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>>137438697
I can't understand a single word, but your voice is pleasant.

Thank you.
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Renegade Femshep x Liara is the best ME has to offer regarding romances
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>>137438697
remember to take the stick out of your ass
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>>137439445
it's a verse from Goethe's Faust

>Such Er den redlichen Gewinn!
>Sei Er kein schellenlauter Tor!
>Es trägt Verstand und rechter Sinn
>Mit wenig Kunst sich selber vor!
>Und wenn's euch Ernst ist, was zu sagen,
>Ist's nötig, Worten nachzujagen?
>Ja, eure Reden, die so blinkend sind,
>In denen ihr der Menschheit Schnitzel kräuselt,
>Sind unerquicklich wie der Nebelwind,
>Der herbstlich durch die dürren Blätter säuselt!

I made sure to include something with the word Schnitzel in it because non-German speakers somehow find this word immensely amusing and I remembered that verse.
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I'm going to finish up my first series run as paragon infiltrator male shep.

Is it worth going through again as renegade femshep? Recommended class?
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>>137440734
Infiltrator fits pretty well
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>>137440207
you wound me
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>>137440734
remember to not do all pure renegade run, in key moments and with certain squadmates its good to use paragon responses
it offers the better expierience
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>>137440268
You are correct and I audibly laughed when I heard it.
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>>137439289
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>>137438697
>no pott dialect

disappointing
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>>137441665
>bitching
>no contribution
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>>137441665
I can put it on and off at will
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Liara best girl because of this
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>>137443104
please stop
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>>137443243
I've never liked you, you know
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>>137443243
its over, image limit reached
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>>137443416
you don't have to like me to stop posting foot faggotry of the worst kind
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http://orig10.deviantart.net/4e63/f/2016/093/c/1/365_art_challenge__day_94_by_miss_arcadia-d9xmadb.png
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>>137444736
that looks challenged indeed. night meg.
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>>137444963

'night WG.
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describe your waifu in an alternate setting
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http://img13.deviantart.net/6f2b/i/2016/093/8/d/tali_sketch_by_artikuta-d9xlb2h.jpg
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>>137447279
What do you mean by "alternate setting"? You mean an alternate Mass Effect universe or a different fictional setting entirely?
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>>137440734
>british person on space adventures using a wand with a glowing blue tip to magically open doors
She's a god damn Time Lord isn't she
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>>137447279
>describe your waifu in an alternate setting
Head of a major political house in a galaxy-spanning empire of universally attractive blue skinned dominatrices.
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http://orig15.deviantart.net/0526/f/2016/093/2/d/turian_female__by_drawerlous_drawer-d9xlv5m.jpg
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>>137449624
anything you want anon
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http://orig11.deviantart.net/23ee/f/2016/093/7/5/mass_effect_by_n7_infiltrator-d9xn62a.jpg
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>>137401562
Default ME1 and 2 Femshep looks way better in ME3 than Swampbeast. Why didn't they just stick with it instead of wasting all that money and energy on promotional material for a worst product?
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No one's gonna start a new thread?
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>>137457812
40 posts early?
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>>137457902
Not much fun if we can't upload more images, right?
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>>137458798
It's /meg/. They'd just be pictures of Femshep or Admiral Xen's feet.
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>>137457812

You make a new one if you want, I'm fine to wait until post limit.
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http://orig12.deviantart.net/21cd/f/2016/093/f/7/miranda_lawson___dat_ass_by_shinyfighters-d9xk16h.png
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Characters that should've gotten Armax Arena licenses, go

>Mordin
>Legion
>Thane
>Kal'Reegar
>Shiala
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>>137463429

Benezia, Saren, Tela Vasir, Shadow Broker
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>>137464289
Shadow Broker's already in there, anon
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>>137463429
>Mordin
Same as he was in ME2; the tech monkey. Overload, Incinerate, Cryo Blast, maybe one of the elemental ammo mods.
>Legion
ME2 build plus something extra. Sabotage, Combat Drone, Defense Matrix, either AP Ammo or Tac Cloak.
>Thane
Throw, Warp, Slam, either Warp Ammo or AP Ammo because no Shredder Ammo
>Kal'Reegar
Frail ass quarian needs some sort of protection power. Disruptor Ammo, Carnage, Fortification and Stim Pack because the fucker practically swims in antibiotics.
>Shiala
Asari huntresses are their versions of infiltrators, so anon's ME Quiet build seemed appropriate. Warp, Pull, Concussive Shot, Tac Cloak.

>>137464289
>Tela Vasir
Fuck I wish allied squadmates could Charge.
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>>137463429
>bioticgod.jpg
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>imagecap
new general when?
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>>137465447
When we hit post limit, as we said before. You can hold back your bad deviantart quarian feet collection for another 20 posts.
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>>137465447

go right ahead
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>>137465583
>>137465583
>>137465583
new
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>>137438697
Perfect for German nature documentaries. It all seems kinda silly that the man attached to such a voice would talk about MTs. I don't know. Just me, I guess.

>>137440268
>I made sure to include something with the word Schnitzel in it because non-German speakers somehow find this word immensely amusing
It just made me hungry.
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