/pdg/ Payday the Heist, Payday 2 General

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First for best heister

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Second to remind you guys to be good goys.

>2016
>not being Almir's goy
>ISHYGDDT

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3rd for not acting dum

>>137446063
>2016,
>not using the dlc and skin unlocker on daily basis and whine like a bitch every time the devs are posting free content,

Get a grip.

>>137446063
>cuck
opinion discarded

whats best build to aboos grinder

>>137447024
Double incendiary gren launchers.

Just did crazy ivan cheevo was pretty fun because of MORE.

>>137447024
Any primary, though one with a reasonable firerate, I like LMG's
Firebreath Loco
Molotov

>>137447024
RPG and claiming it's a taser/accident

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Breach of security > Breach 2015

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>>137446063
>claims to be a good goy
>didn't buy three dlcs

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POST RARE MASKS

Unlocker shitters stay out.

>>137450852
>undertale good goy

how do i into golden grin now with 4 guards in back

>>137452142
sneak, you piece of shit.

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>>137449895
Crime Wave 2015 > Crime Wave

>>137452142
Don't kill the boss of the gym and you should be fine, even on DW.

>>137452142

Kill all of them

What's the best way to grind offshore these days?

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>>137455284
Hey clown I think you got the wrong door, the printer room is 2 doors down.

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>Yfw the devs add an achievement for killing Captain winters with only sentries

Am I the only one who is unable to find all ingredients for the 7th bag of meth in Rats day 1?

>>137458886
Because is not a 100% thing.
You have to get lucky to get enough for 7 bags, otherwise you either get 6 or 5 bags max.

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25th for shitty fucking rng drop

>>137460964
Blue Dog Maid pls

>>137459310
>>137458886
It is 100%, people just want to mash F to pickup ingredients which will just end up "eating" the second ingredient of the same kind you just picked up.

>>137460964
>Still dropping weapon mods
Fucking shitters

>jimmy is paying millions for the payday gang to do his job,
>still follow them in russia,

Nice lore Overkill

how do i get gud at stealthing in general, is there a video or guide i can use?

>>137464970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifmRgQX82O4

>>137464970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kkoiE-P44

>>137458886
>>137459310
Rats Day 1, 7 sets of meth ingredients is guaranteed.

It's just that there's a race condition where if you spam F at the ingredients, there is the chance where if you pick up an ingredient (say HCl) and pick up a second HCl before the first HCl shows up in your inventory, the game only counts one HCl and so the second one is effectively deleted.

Stop spamming F at the ingredients. Take it slow.

>>137464970
watch stealth gameplay videos of all of the heists

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>You're hurt, take Clover !

>>137455525
Aftershock Overkill, 11 minutes of work, 8 millions offshore. Can't go better than that

>there are people who actually call cloakers "cockers"

Does doing The Diamond loud gets you shitton of cops as before? Took a long break and haven't tried it yet.

>>137470385
Probably.
Never tried it on DW, must be hell.

>>137470385
Yep.

>>137470385
I don't know, I've only done it half stealth half loud. Didn't notice it even with bernetti 9 in hand.

>>137470385
I ran through on normal to get a feel for the map, got bored and started offing everyone, swat rolls in, get backed into a corner by the vault and run out of primary ammo because there are no cops near me and 40 visible cops in front of me.

>>137470385
No, overkill patched it too. Now it's on the same level as Big bank of spawns.

http://gensec.biz/
never forget

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JUST

>5 last mega masks
>Mega grin
>Mega zombie
>These are supposed to be the most popular masks

>>137475913
Doc Crime looks like a painted cat

>>137475934
inb4 they took the date from the same people who use Hitman or crew chief

>>137475913
>Mega gage and mark
Well hello there new masks I will be actually using.

post meta guns.

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>>137476430

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>https://web.archive.org/web/20150302213826/http://iconmagazine.se/artiklar/stories-in-english/hood-hollywood/
Holy shit, Dragan's actor is based as fuck. I mean, I already knew he had a criminal past, but this guy used to be a real life career heister, with professionalism and all:
>For me it’s like this. You work with two, tops three, people. That’s what differentiates a real robber and someone who’s just talking a big game. Not to disrespect anyone, but a real robber doesn’t change his game and start dealing in drugs instead if there aren’t any jobs. A robber does everything himself, and that’s why they have the best status in prison. Back then I’d rather work as a cook in a restaurant for two years, waiting for the right gig. You stick with what you know, your expertise, like any other profession. A career criminal does whatever it takes. The career robber has the discipline, they are in good physical shape, they can blend into most environments and they are dangerous. They are ready to shoot to kill to pull off their thing.
>robbed a bank for 100 million before he turned 20
>was on the run from the authorities for seven years and turned himself in when the money ran out

>>137463967
did you even watch the trailer? he says he needs help, and offers to pay you to doublecross Akan.

>>137477159
There's a good reason why Dragan is one of the best heisters.

and the reason why he isn't the best is because his tie clips through the LBV and his suit really clashes with the ICTV

>>137477159
>tfw still no 100 millions job to honor the Dragan actor's scores,

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>>137477745
this is 200 million in cash, give or take. Notice something?
It's about the size of 1 pallet of cash from BoS.
Locke took a hell of a cut from the top of that one.
fo sho.

>>137477745
>Still no more than 3 day job
One of the basic promised features and still nothing

>>137475913
I liked the kawaii mask 2.0 desu

>>137476768
>Can't even reach 91
LoL

>>137478675
I've done Rats with 2 escapes.

>>137478940
>taking that long on day 2

where's me mega sokol lads

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Daily reminder you should be thankful for those 5 more masks ;)

Is there anywhere I can get the full version of YEAH?

>>137475913
Grin and Mark are okay...

The rest are shit.

Skill tree revamp when?

>>137481268
Beta in 2-3 weeks.

Unless Jules fucks something up, again...

>>137481489
Is it going to be a full revamp?

>>137481268
This week is going to be ghost snd next one fugitive. Beta should be afterwards.

>>137481670

Yes, consequences will never be the same.

>>137476768
god damnt it that's ugly, they could atl east let you choose a color for the mod

Repostin baby Viklund
https://soundcloud.com/lemmyrodul/cashsample

>>137478394
is that marked money?

>>137475913
Gage blade is a good canvas desu

>go on crime.net
>don't like hosting because sometimes computer overheats and shuts down, don't want to ruin everyone's heist
>don't trust pubs but what can you do?
>AL shadow raid, 4 stores, and mall crasher popping up
>see hoxton breakout on ovk
>"well, even if everyone goes into custody I can do this solo"
>join in game
>lvl 35, 42, and 53
>oh shit
>game chat is silent whole time
>everything is coordinated
>only 5 downs in both days
>finish whole thing in like 33 minutes
Everything went better than expected, probably the best lobby I ever joined, especially considering their levels.

>taser pops up
>everyone drops what they're doing and turns on him

>nobody ran off, we stayed withing 10 meters of eachother

>>137483992
>>137483992
>>taser pops up
>>everyone drops what they're doing and turns on him
>>nobody ran off, we stayed withing 10 meters of eachother
I dont get this part?

So are the new heists good?

>>137483992
I had a level 16 joined a hoxout ovk before. He learned fast that staying out of cover is a fast way to getting rekt.

Finished the whole thing with him going down twice.

>>137480172
Did you...did you try googling the song name?

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>>137400552
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Knew What I Did Was Wrong (i_knew_what_i_was_doing_was_wrong)
- Painting Yourself Into A Corner (pink_panther)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>137484141
Snipers?

Hey, I quit the game a long time ago when suit dodge builds became hella meta, what's the meta now? Is ICTV viable again?

>>137486605
ICTV was always meta alongside dodge and still are.

I guess you left while you were still a shitter.

>>137487790
No, for a while it became completely untenable even on OVK because the enemies just blew through it instantly when you stuck your head out and your toe-curlingly slow movement speed made getting shit done a chore.

>>137488085
You're not helping your case.

Guys new-ish player here (I-71), I have a couple questions:

-Is there anywhere I can check what's the meta weapons/perks/skills/etc right now? (Using Grinder/Deag/Beag/Nade launchers/Eagle Heavy but I want to try out other builds)

-Is pubbing DW worth it?

>>137488276
I really don't care what you think my case is, I just wanted an answer.

>>137488085
>for a while ICTV became completely untenable even on OVK
Hahahahahahahahaha you are hilarious.

someone carry me

>>137479105
It's easy enough for it to take time.
> gang double cross you so they don't open safe.
>have to steal back 7 bags and 4 cash
>drill breaks no fewer than 6 times
>cops have solid response time because I'm not playing on babby difficulty
Still was only like 7 minutes total, but had to escape.

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almir is one sexy mother fucker

>>137482682
Seized from a raid on a cartel fortress en mehico.

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>tfw just done Boiling point solo death wish

>>137488845
semite aryan mix

>>137484558
Some people will say the murky job is a cheaper version of Shadow raid job but it's still challenging and fun although it basically always end up in the "find the 4 objectives items then empty the wagons" routine. Bonus points for the devs for encouraging snipers players to mark the units with the theia scope, helping their friends down there in the process.

Boiling point is the kind of heist that's way too rushable, not bad but a couple more objectives would have been more enjoyable.

>>137488657
post id

>>137489528
nyet

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Haven't played in months. Is it still a boring grindfest? Worth playing for a couple of hours?

>>137489528
There are some people here I don't trust, you post yours.

>>137489637
>Is it still a boring grindfest?

Kinda, only with more memelord contractors, ridiculous masks and an even more fucked up lore. For some reasons, devs have an hard on for crossovers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rCtAFwx5ak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaOZTs8QgQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Xuk_cieHQ

>>137490117
Darth vader is in the game now?

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>>137490417
Kinda, only 20% more anime

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>>137488931
>tfw done Boiling point DW after 4 tries

>>137484141
I mean no one let the taser sneak up on them and knock them down. And no one ran off to an objective through a group of swat and got knocked down. Those are pretty much expected in every other lobby I go in to.

One time a kid screamed "who the fuck is this karate dude?!" I go over and a cloaker is just stomping him into the ground. I just stood and watched him go into custody because him screaming for help was so funny.

>>137488931
>>137491632
>post nerf
lol

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>>137492831
>pre nerf
>carrying the server to the plane
>host crashes

>>137484558
Pretty basic. Murky station is a stealth only open the containers and get the loot. It is a lot like shadow raid. If you like that mission you'll like this one. It has a gimmick though, spy drone security camera. I think that's pretty cool, you have hear a buzzing before they show up.

Boiling point is a standard loud mission. First wave, breach, second wave, breach, third and fourth wave,wait on a timer, carry loot bag, fifth wave, bug out. Pretty short, but I like it.

It's not bad, but it feels like they rushed as far as planning goes. They're replayable.

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>>137493132
>prenerf
>missle launcher is in the middle of the forest and not near the rock wall

>>137488381
It's kind of cheap, but trying dropping into death wish games while they're in game, sometimes you get lucky and they're over halfway through, and you come in with full health and equipment

>>137493959
Oh, and best part, you'll come in and already be able to tell if they're shite or not. If they are you can just leave with little time invested

>>137492831
Man, they really fucked up with that nerf.

>>137494392
Haven't tried it yet, what happened?

>>137494523
Those Russians are just a regular reskin now.

>>137494523
all the russian cops used swat stats so they all did MASSIVE damage while having little to no health

the heist was actually hard because you got killed so fast no matter what build you were

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>>137494797
>manage to pull it off without getting downed once (thank you Infiltrator)
>rest of the team got downed a couple of times
>finish heist
>get cheevo
>teammates also get the cheevo
I shouldn't have been surprised.

dead thread

>>137497558
Dead baby deagle, dead buzzer.

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reminder that this game is literally pay to win

>>137497896
Does having a dmr kit on a gun affect it's ammo pickups?

What's the point of DMR if sniper rifles exist?

>>137497896
>shitty "Le grand bleu" skin,
>DMR-kit so crippled ammo pick up,
>silent shitter aced,

Triggered/10

So whenever I host noone joins my games. Is it cause only europoors and chinks paly this now? I have NGBTO but it doesn't even tell me it kicks anyone just noone joins at all.

>>137498179
Yes.

Pretty much all of them max out at 3.

>>137498304
>admits to use lgbto
Leave.

>>137498693
>not making your DW lobbies a better place
you leave

>>137498219
>silent shitter aced
you can't get perfect stability accuracy and good damage without it. Everything gun except the pistols became utter shit after crimfest 2 and its still like that so stop meming.I use my jungle ninja deagle for regular fbi and gensec enemies and the ak for specials.
>>137498179
not sure, i use it for speicals. deagle for regulars.

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>mfw remembering there was once a time when the Krinkov only had 60 ammo pool,

Thank god all of this is behind us.

>>137499208
>Krinkov
Before Crimfest 2, the only smg allowed was the Uzi or Jacket's Piece.

Now, if no fully modded deagle silent killer aced, no video game.

>>137498693
>letting scrubs into your lobbies to fuck up your games

This game isn't Carry Scrubs 2. If you aren't ready for Deathwish then don't join Deathwish lobbies.

whats up boys
who here wants to play same PAY DAY TWOOOOOOO
because i sure do haha
see you guys in washington d c
keep those helmets flying

I left when the kikefest safes got into the game fucking over the game balance in the progress and the old dlc unlocker. How does it work nowadays, just get BLT and figure things out myself? If I don't get my free shit I ain't playing.

>>137497896
reminder that you can beat dw with 40 dmg weapons

>>137504618
Can't fret the bernett

>>137504308
Just look for the new dlc and skin unlockers, BLT should be also fine.

Balance is "fine" for the moment, only light damage assault rifles (aka 40 damage) are trash tier, rest is decent for the most part.

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Should I do it?

>>137505249
Do you have any links?

>>137505702
nah but i'm sure you already did

>>137505702
yeah sure

its your mask, not mine

>>137475913
>Gage Blade was my favorite mask for a long time before Biker came out.
>Mega Gage Blade is utter shit.
Great job Overkill.

>>137505702
5/10 meh, why not.

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Daily reminder that Hud and BLT mods are bad and turn you into a lazy fuck.

>>137509280
Not a big fan of mods, Huh.

Go play BigLobby,
Then you will like mods.

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I'm bored out of my mind, can we have some Sokol

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I'll be in the chatroom for an hour or so, message me for 1 free code per person.

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>>137511054
okay

>>137509280
>he unironically plays with default bots

anyone got the comic where Sokol looks like Debbie Harry?

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>>137513465
1/2

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>>137514184
2/2

>>137514515
>>137514184
artstyle could use some work but damn it if sokol isn't a cute

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>>137513294
Thank you

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comfy

Is Crew Chief a good perk deck?

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>Destroying turret in one swan song with white streak on Beneath the mountain DW

I'm sorry I didn't see the light earlier /pdg/, I'm so sorry.

t. former broncofag

Hosting big ass lobby mod session. Join group chat.

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Hьopo~н

>>137515946
Not really.

If you want a deck to support your team with, try Gambler or Maniac.

>>137516260
come on ya wankers, join us, have fun.

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>>137515946
Absolutely not. It try to follow the logic of the crew bonuses from the first game but it absolutely fails to give anything worth on the long run for your folks and that's not even talking of the fact you're crippling yourself for not taking a superior perk deck.

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>>137511054

>>137517534
sokol is a SLUT!! A SLUT!!!

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>>137517601
;)

>>137517498
I see. If I switch to another one, what are the ones you'd recommend? Someone earlier recommended Gambler, is that a good choice?

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>>137517157
Depends on your game style: if you're using armors and such, Muscle can be your best pick or the Rogue perk deck is you're betting everything on dodge.

If you have the sokol character's pack, use grinder and try to get as much dodge skills as possible.

>>137518528
shit, meant for >>137517924

>drew rule 63 sokol
>realized how weird it was and deleted it
kinda gay

>>137518996
>modded the Kobus 90,
>realized how weird its phallic barrel is and sold it,
kinda gay too.

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It is always gay in here

>>137519337
we're not gay though, right?

so its either death or tumblr faggotry, thanks overkill.

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>>137519689
>so its either death or tumblr faggotry

>>137519472
Of course not

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>that feel when getting insulted for wishing to have cloakers hidden on DW stealth maps, waiting for the payday gang to kick them or silently shoot at them.

>>137520849
You're one twisted bastard I would love to see that.

Shit pubbies do pt. nth:
>see someone fixing drill
>try to fix drill even when someone is already on it

>doesn't realize that you can put down bags when you don't need to be moving them

>underestimates falling damage and drops down into a street full of cops

>>137521379
>CTV fags trying to control the streets on bank heist only to get BTFO by the swat turret,

Never get old.

178th for based Tribe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tb_Agu9AaE

>>137522698
>sperging out like a man child
>based
???????????

>>137521379

>go to a vantage point "to provide sniper support" and get downed while alone and inaccessible

Is there any way I can make posts made by this trip be highlighted? !V0lQvE30nA

>>137521379
>calling out dozers
>kill dozers while they stop to type DOZER!

>>137524262
No and who cares anyway

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KSP or RPK ?

>>137519851
>hoxton is cross dressing now

>>137521379
since it allows you do it instead of saying "X is already doing it" then it is understandable that they think it will speed up the process

>>137525482
bad goys like me

>>137525960
mg34

>>137516187
>not just having someone on the crew bring a Thanatos
Dozer Crushin
Turret Bustin
Captain Killin
Savin the day.

>>137528317
>wasting a weapon slot on the fiddy cal when there are better and more fun guns
You gotta be kidding me.

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Why is there no way to get rid of this? It has been there for me since fucking Halloween. I know I didn't miss any items because I have repeatedly gone through, in depth, my entire inventory.

>>137531784
You gotta be missing something. A pattern, or a single mod or something. Works for me when I go through everything.

>>137533135
I'm not. I've checked every weapon and mask over and over and over. It popped up the same day they added the bolt cutters in.

>>137533238
Did you check the melees? Don't know what else to suggest. Maybe it's a skin mod issue where you sold a weapon with a skin that came with mods and the skin's mods are sitting in your inventory somewhere as a duplicate but you should still see and unhighlight those too so I don't know what the issue is.

>>137534020
Yeah, I checked the melees, too. Haven't sold any skins, though. It's driving me crazy.

>>137531784
I used to have that glitch. I fixed it by resetting my profile

>>137531784

I've seen this to be a common issue. I'll talk to Joakim or Almir about it, see if we can a proper fix for it or remove the notification altogether.

>>137534161
If the problem is the game forgetting to turn off the highlight even though everything's unhighlighted, what you could try is using up one of every gun mod and then grinding Jew Stores until you fill up the empty spaces. Then try unhighlighting it all.

Otherwise, I only see manual save file modification or similar measures being the only other answer.

>>137534378
I really don't want to unlock everything again.
>>137534837
That'd be great.

>>137534837
Can you ask them to give us some goddamn new side jobs and weekly rewards too? I have like 50 The Grin masks and it's getting really stupid, and doing Sewer Rats every 3 weeks is really boring.

>>137535098
Actually, could the DLC unlocker be a cause, too? I had it for a while but I forget if that was before or after this issue started up again for me. I think it was after because I grabbed it around the time the point break shit came out.

>>137535198

I can't make them do everything, just advise this and that. Right now there are a few things that need sorting out first. Big things like update plans and future content need a more public support than me just asking Overkill staff. If you make it more known as a concern then it will be discussed.

>>137535198
>I have like 50 The Grin masks and it's getting really stupid
I hope you're not a COP owner then...

>>137536123
If we are talking concerns than the vast majority of melee weapons are absolutely useless because most people will only use ones with max conceal for stealth and the really hard hitting ones with high knockdown for loud. The ones in the middle mostly just don't get used.

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>Go help team idiot that fell behind on day 5 of rats dw pro job
>We all go into custody for it

Never again

>>137535198
I thought it was a bug on my game, I see the grin was for everyone

So why did I scan a bunch of bald russians for a coke addict?

>>137539025
Weekly Side Job rewards aren't random.

Each job has a very specific reward. Same job? Same mask. Every single fucking time.

>>137539106
super soldiers or something

>>137537098
it was bound to happen, they release a bunch of melee(because muh reused animations) withe very single dlc and update so there's so fucking many they're all shit

perhaps if they made categories like:
daggers, spears, halberds, straight swords, curved swords, greatswords, axes, great axes, hammers, great hammers, etc

and then making them all do things uniquely it could b egood
but we're talking about overkill, some retard at lastbullet will make an usable mod someday for blanacing melee

>>137539106
Money

remember when infamy was a thing? they were less shit then

did they had other projects so they didin't work on payday and suddenly it all went to shit so they began their jewery on tihs game?

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Why does his badge have a woman's name and face?

>>137539715
Apparently Goldfarb was the only thing stopping them from turning the game to what it was today.

He had his faults but he believed in controlled jewery.

>>137539923
>Goldfarb
?


is he like an alan wilson or like a yoshiro?

>>137539906
that's sokol's fat brother

>>137540352
But it looks like the badge says Elena. Unless I'm misreading it and it says Elmo.

what was the april fools update, I missed it

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r8
>>137541741
firing sounds for some guns got changed to finger gun sounds

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>>137542017
noice

>>137542278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5QzoXz8XpY

>>137542017
>she

>>137540184
He was an ex-EA employee who was one of the original devs of PD2.

He introduced the idea of DLCs and other stuff that made us called him Jewfarb but he left after he realised that he made a critical mistake introducing the ways of the jew to OVK. Stuff like H&T having 4 different heists UK Job+Jew Store being different heists to pad "so many heists at launch ;)" numbers, the fake-RNG card screen, the unlimited amounts of paid DLC, etc. are all things that he didn't like and tried to stop but OVK went behind his back to make it happen.

He left OVK to start his own game dev studio because he couldn't take it anymore. Shortly after, we got shit like the Disappointment Bat and ONE Wick and it's been downhill ever since.

Jewfarb was the hero we deserved, not the hero we needed.

>>137544557
Respect my cat's pronouns, shitlord.

>>137544646
>Shitlord. 1. A derogatory word used by fat activists on Tumblr to insult people who disagreed with them.

>>137544924
That's right, pissbaby. Now fucking apologize to my fictional cat for not respecting xher pronouns.

>>137544616
>DLCs
damn, that must be what god felt after creating humans, or what disney felt after seeing degenerates makng furry porn of his art.

>>137544616
>>137545189
actually nvm I misread, I thought he created dlcs butr you probably meant dlcs on gayday

>>137544616

That really isn't what happened at all. I can't go into it as i don't have the right to, i can say that isn't true at all.

>>137544993
>Not unlike a crybaby, but where a crybaby cries out of sadness, fear, or pain, a pissbaby pisses on things out of anger
im learning to meme in reddit tongue, thanks.

>>137545437
Prove me wrong faggot.

>>137545570
The only other one I know is garbageman or something like that. This is more tumblrtalk, though. I don't think even Reddit likes these people for the most part.

>>137545658

I can't really. I'm not at liberty to go into things like that. I don't mean him any insult but at the same time he wasn't the saint like many users make him out to be.

He was just a guy, made a few mistakes and had a few good ideas as well.

So when is the last pack of mega masks coming?

>>137545437
Fuck off, Transhley.
We don't want to hear anything from you until the next DLC codes dump.

>Mega Gage Blade in the third pack
>still don't have a regular Gage Blade after hundreds of hours
>desperately want one
>didn't buy Completely Overkill because I'm not a good goy
fug

>>137547247
>Needing his DLC codes at all.
How fucking pathetic are you.

>>137547667
>his

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>>137547336
>Not being the good goy
Shame on you, also bless russians selling them piss cheap, 5€ for CO pack.

>>137547667
>game about jewing
>not being the best jew and outjewing the jew overlords
you disgust me

>>137548447
Fuck, if somebody would hurry up and buy my nugget skin I would actually try to find a dude selling it if there still are any. Though I would get paid in steambucks so I guess that wouldn't work. I don't even know where to find a russian selling it but I want it.

>>137548486
>Implying you're the best jew.
You're still taking their handouts. If you want to fuck them and play the game for real steal it.

>>137548686
Anon if you see the date of the purchase it was when the pack was fresh. There wasnt even a preview of the COP mask. There are almost no packs left and I dont think they are that cheap at all anymore.

>>137548890
Oh well. I guess there's always the DLC unlocker. The BLT version link in the pastebin is dead, though.

>>137548890
>December 2, 2015
>Fresh

>>137549052
>America
I forgot. but I should have give you a hint when I said € DIDNT I?

Get the fuck up

>>137547336
GAGE COINS
G
A
G
E

C
O
I
N
S

>CHEATING
FUCK THIS RNG FILLED BULLSHIT, GET WHATEVER YOU WANT, HAVE FUN.

>>137552376
Is it possible to shut off the parts of it I don't want? I really just want the coins and maybe the persistent laser.

>>137552921
Okay I've installed it and let it update but it doesn't seem to be working. That's unfortunate.

>>137553550
Use pirate perfection and add them to your inventory, then uninstall PP.

>>137553962
I already have the DLC unlocker, I was hoping to get GoonMod working for the stuff I have access to but haven't gotten as a drop yet. Guess I'll have to wait for another update.

>>137554106
I wasnt talking about dlc unlock, I was talking about using the command to add them to your inventory. It was 4 or 5 in the numpad then add 1 of each in the inventory.

>>137554256
I can just wait for the update. I'm really just missing a Gage Blade and that's it.

>>137552921
That's pretty much all there is to Goon Mod.

Well, Corpse Delimiter is another nice feature. But pretty much everything else you have to actually use aren't just passive features.

>>137555484
Well, it mentioned something about an ironsights thing and I don't know how well my PC will handle corpse delimiter.

>>137555627
Oh yeah, normalizing iron sight aiming sensitivity.

You could just set the corpse limit to below vanilla and maybe improve performance.

>>137555932
I can run the vanilla game fine but one of my fans is shot and I can't afford to replace it so I worry too many corpses might make the computer a little too hot. It rarely goes about the mid-40s celsius but I worry, I guess.

>>137548720
that would be becoming a nigger, a jew knows that keeping himself legal in certain places is best.

>>137548447
>didnt buy infamy

>>137557598
>keeping himself legal
lol yeah. Find a judge that will accept a case from a bunch of Swedes because someone changed a 0 to a 1.

>>137555627
corpse delimiter is cool but i removed it because it's basically a cheat since the dead bodies still activate the underdog skill unless they fixed that but idk

>overkill
>fix

>>137557785
???

>website is called blacksonblondes.com
>many of the girls aren't blond

why is this allowed?

>>137563223
what

>>137563459

the brand name suggests blonde women having sex with black men, but many of the women having sex are not blonde
this is false advertising

why is this allowed?

>>137563576
what the fuck does that have to do with video games

>>137563928

shut up and the answer the question whiteboi

>>137563576
Because it's just a brand name. The Mr. Clean® Magic Eraser® isn't really magic.

>>137564252

oh i see now
take care friend
don't act dumb

>>137542017
6/10 maybe a darker material would have made the white sticky stuff more apparent

>>137564362
take your own advice, faggot

>we'll never get a good russian heister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8_JD8If3Sc

>>137553550
Go into options and click force run. On updates that don't affect shops or menus you should be able to force it without worry.

HEY YOU, GET OF YER FEET

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>>137566642
>sokol,
>shit,

Hope you'll get a battle worn skin on your next achievement safe, shitter.

>THERE'S NO ADVANTAGE TO KILLING CIVILIANS
what did he mean by this?

>>137553550
you can just turn on the features you want,
to force load go to OPTIONS>MOD OPTIONS>GOONMOD>FORCE LOAD MODS. goonmod will keep turning itself off every update in case it brakes something, it usually doesn't.

>>137570906
>There's no advantage to killing civilians.
>It raises my body count.
>It prevents the cops from setting them free.
>It makes me feel tingly inside.
Bain is a liar.

>>137571489
More than that.
>in stelf, a clown carrying a bodybag is much lower profile for being spotted than a ziptied civie. And faster. and will go exactly where you want without pathing bullshit.
>if they have a keycard or watch cameras, that's completely taken care of faster and with less of a chance of being seen than shouting them down
>you don't have to defend them or waste ties on them, allowing you to protect hostages in other areas more effectively

9 times out of 10, you're better off killing civilians.

>>137570906
you can't activate grinder by killing unarmed peoples.

>>137451221
What do you mean? Moonmask has nothing to do with undertale

>>137574969
The name you retard

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>>137450852

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Heist where we kidnap Jiro's son when ?

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>Stealthing First World Bank on Deathwish
>We've done pretty much flawlessly so far and just needed to follow the lady to the exit
>Right as soon she touches the keypad she turns around and phases through the floor back to ground level
>When she's finally back from taking the long way to press the dial again we get spotted and the alarm goes off
>tfw lost the stealth bonus because the game suddenly fucked us out of nowhere

>>137577863
>green bridge 2
yes please

>>137577863
I doubt we'll ever get to resolve that plot.

YOU DON'T WANT THE THREAD TO DIE, DALLAS

8 SWATS RAPPELLING

>>137582983
TRUST ME, YOU WILL REGRET IT.

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I want Sokol to wear a cow costume

>>137583895
Why are people gay for Sokol?

>>137584809
Because he is a qt 3.14

>>137583895
Cow costumes are stupid.

>>137587890
FUCK you faggot

>>137588826
That's what YOU want, no thanks.

>>137589129
I just want to milk a boy!

>>137577918
>Didn't run like hell into hiding when that happens

own fault

page 10

>>137594649
Here's something I don't understand about Armourfags.
You guys move so slowly, how do you stand it?

>>137596497
are bery stronk ,take many hit
feels good

>>137596721
Of course you take many hit but you move so slow you need to take hit to get to the same position as someone wearing lighter armour.

I just can't do it, man. The speed at which ICTV users move fucking kills me.
Can't wait for the new skilltrees to sort their shit out so that I can get Kilmer aced as a basic ability

What's a good job I can do solo, and get quite a good ammount of XP? I'm 82, and want to get to 100 today.

>>137598912
Deathwish Shadowraid

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Are there any achievement drill / safe combos that work now? I got the Goat Simulator one by accident recently.

>>137598912
heisters story pack, and do the silencisco thingy.

>>137598983
Any special build for that?

>>137598151
from my personal experience ICTV really excels when combined with shotguns and closed spaces spaces you can become literally invincible especially in chokepoints or areas like the back of big bank where you know exactly the points where cops can come from
It is extremely fun being The Wall and I hope the skilltree rebalance doesn't fuck with my killwhore build because at this point killing cops is the only part of the game that is fun anymore

>>137599326
General stealth build will be fine.

>>137599339
See, I can understand that but then the movement kills it for me. I enjoy defence as much as the next guy but that speed, man

>>137599468
So, what build is that? I'm still kinda new to the game.

>>137581459
Considering that his son is probably just living in LA like a normal person(because nobody is autistic enough to keep someone hostage for 20 years), there is literally 0 reason for Jiro to just appear like a wanted criminal he is and fuck up the life of his son.

>>137600134
It might be fun to do that heist, discover this to be true, but kidnap him anyway.

After the heist Jiro and his son will have a big argument and the two will go all HE DISHONRABU, HE NOT MAI BLOODU

Leaving Jiro with nothing left to live for, he puts the rest of his life into the Payday gang.

>>137599602
Ah, if you're that new then Shadowraid might not be such a good idea.

>>137600410
No, I mean, I'm 82, no infamy, and can't get discounted skills. So, what should my build look like?

>>137599468
the movement speed ain't actually that bad when you get all the movement skills like endurance, ace sprinter, shinobi and run and gun.
and if you manage to get someone who actually uses the speed boost shout part of inspire on you as well as all those perks you pretty much the only thing faster than you is a guy in a suit dodgebuild

>>137600350
Would be nice if it was just heist to find out where his son is, then just somehow help him, but do not get involved with his life.
Also
>Kento is a trap
>Saving money for operation
>Jiro breaks him out
>Kento stays with payday crew for muh diversiteh and to make monies for sex change surgery
>Jiro constantly shit on him and scream about dishonoring the family
>Kento doesn't know japanese, screams at dad back in heavily-accented english
>crimefest 3.0 is restarting PCs while Kento is getting surgery by that guy from Goat Sim heist
>tfw it's 2017 and we finally get our japanese qt3.14 girl heister

>yfw kento is the leader of a mob and we have to kill him

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>>137601724
>tfw kento comes back few months later as a half-robotic new captain cloaker with hardcore henry 2 promotion

I'm surprised at how useful pistols are in this game. I expected them to be kind of emergency weapons or a useful way to carry a silencer without hindering your main weapon but I had to get into a serious firefight with my silenced pistol and I was frankly impressed with how well it performed.

What are some good pistols to look at. Preferably non-dlc (I read a bunch that the Leo is great but I simply do not have it)

>>137603602
White streak apparently.
Deagle.
Bronco .44

>>137603602
All of them

>>137548993
no it's not

>>137539106
I think they're genetically modified soldiers, designed to be unrelenting bad asses or something. Just cause Bain kept commenting that we had to kill them before we went in because we didn't want to have to deal with them. But then we get down there and all of them are dead, but all the doctors are still alive.

Anyone know how much money it pays out per body? I only did the job twice and I did 3 each time.

>>137607487
Probably around a mil on DW

>>137563223
>not black
>watches porn with black dudes in it
I never got this. At least for me, if I'm watching porn it's to fantasize about banging the chick in the porn. The fantasy is even less believable if the dick doesn't look like mine. It just makes it weird because it's like I'm standing in the room watching 2 people screw and beating off at the same time. So, it's like I'm jerking it to a fantasy about jerking it.

>>137607487
If it was significant, someone would've mentioned it by now.

No one has.

Go back to farming HoxOut and Aftershill.

>>137608648
>fantasizing about banging the chick in porn
dude, no. they're performers.
I don't project that I'm playing guitar on stage when I go to a concert.

>>137607487
I always just assumed they were mechanical and that's why the EMP shut them down. I'm guessin they were like how Hardcore Henry is mechanically altered.

>>137584809
Because Houston is so last year and for some reasons people don't care anymore about Hoxton.

>>137603602
Deagle

Don't be turned off by the lower ammo pool. Compared to the gruber(my choice for stealth) I use much less ammo, like chest shot canaries one hit kill on overkill. Tasers in 2. I've never ran out of ammo with it because basic enemies take one shot and drop more than that.

>>137610393
Actually that makes a lot of sense, that has to be it.

>>137608650
I wasn't planning on farming it, I was just wondering if it's worth sticking around and searching for all the bodies.

>someone said a few months ago that the dentist haunts the dentist loot and the diamond and that's why we needed to steal them
>someone told him that bullshit in this universe
>we now have people with robotic upgrades and sith mind powers
Weird how things change

>>137609265
That's just weird for me. And a lot of people actually do the thing you described. Mostly hack musicians themselves though.

>>137611303
IIRC "sith mind powers" are some kind of high level cybernetic nano tech upgrades too

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Rule n°1: Never try to make sense of the payday universe or lore because the devs won't try even if they recently a guy to take care of this horror.

>>137608648
I once found cool video in the genre i never was into before. It was rimming. It was Valentina Nappi, and i'm usually not into "thick" girls too.
But somehow this one i liked. When i watched her rimming his anus i was imagining not myself, but Elephant from payday universe.

>>137611418
Doesn't it say in the trailer for the movie that Henry doesn't have his voice module installed. Guess you could say that Jacket has one of them, which lets him do hands free talking

>>137611418
the mind powers come from the force

ie the test asking the kids to tell them what was on the cards they couldnt see, you have to read their minds to answer it

>>137611705
Uh
I was talking about Akan's powers.

>>137611976
"sith mind powers"

>>137612030
Yes, in quotation marks.

>>137612187
And i'm saying if you're going to refer to something that's been around since 1977 in reference to something not very well yet known don't be surprised that someone gets confused.

>>137612367
>this cocksucker shows up in a PDG and starts spouting off about the Hardcore Henry heists and the preview video which literally everyone in this thread has watched
>compares it with the obvious comparison to pop culture
>fuck that asshole someone might not know what he was talking payday video in a payday thread

goddamn.

>>137612367
Here >>137611303 anon referencing Akan's powers as "sith mind powers". I was refering to his post, not star wars bullshit.

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>>137612773
>>137612909

>>137612909
yes. I got it. That anon called Akan's shit from the trailer "sith mind powers" which literally everyone but you understood was referring to him murdering the waitress with his magic weird shit.
and the you assume he's talking about actual Star Wars. In a payday thread. for some reason?
donacdum.