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Meet the Cloakers bandits Edition

Previous Lab Rat Heist >>136834504

>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (needs new maintainer)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://www.pd2skills.com/

>Skilltree Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/E6x18Bt.png

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Big Oil Engine Calculator:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/E3m0uKKn

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFOuIXvyO4s

>Discord
https://discord.gg/0uV3K0bedAayoSAB
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First for incoming Russian dozer
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is it just me or no one uses the theia scope on sniper rifles?
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>>137095429
Apart from Bomb:forest and maybe Lab rats if anyone plays it, nobody needs it and it's not like your average shitter cared enough to do the achievement related.

Iron sight strong in the safehouse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk_65CEAbms

>14 people,
>not a single shaped charges guy,

GeneralMcfattas confirmed for attracting the worst kind of shitters
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Is Jimmies first mask (from the trailer) in the card drops? I've played all this time and did some offshore casino and all i got was one second mask.
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>>137096560
Must be bugged for the moment like with Jiro's mask where we had to wait for a month for the devs to fix it.
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7th for Clover being the sexiest heister of the crew
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>>137099021
Maybe if you remove all of her distinguishing features and put her in a generic anime artstyle.
Otherwise she's the second most unnattractive
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What heist is Bain's worst plan?
my vote is for Framing Frame.
>Steal paintings to sell to him secretly
>to get camera access
>even though there are cameras all over the house already being broadcast to some cameraroom off-site, so we should be able to hack the feed.
>And then you have to give him a bunch of bags of coke to frame him for being cokehead
>When he already has that stolen art hanging around his house
>also I did no research, but he has gold from a guns/drugs/gold deal with terrorists or something
>if shit goes loud, hack his computer to leak that info about that drug/guns/gold deal
>which will "frame him" for something he actually did
>also if you do it silently, there's no indication how or why that coke you gave him would become public knowledge.
>all of this is because the elephant is paying us to make sure the vic doesn't win an election.
We could just shoot him. We have guns and generally don't give a shit about using them on people.
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>>137100651
The Payday gang aren't exactly hitmen, they're just in it for the money.

The Elephant also needs that guy to be 'framed' because a murder would look too suspicious, which means that some blame might be pointed to his side.

What I don't understand is how putting Coke in his secret compartment is gonna frame him. It's well hidden, and I'm pretty sure that the people working for him know that he's a crook.
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>>137101269
Also why don't we just hack him to begin with in stealth. Or sell him the paintings, then when we know they're up, call the cops and have them see the stolen art in his place. Or hide a dead hooker in his vault, that'll cost way, way less than 4-8 bags of coke.
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>>137100651
>implying Car Shop wasn't a set up considering how the place was crowded and Bain pretended it would be cool
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>>137101669
no, that's actually not crowded.
When it's crowded, it's like an Alesso concert.
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>>137101810
>Alesso concert
>'shit guys, we've gone loud'
>'better time the c4 with the concert so nobody hears it go off'
The only way I'll accept this is if Bain is a HUGE Alesso fan and wanted to hear the rest of the concert.
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>>137102094
Who ISN'T a huge alesso fan? Biggest musician in the world, man.
In one generation, The Beatles. later, Nirvana. Now, Alesso.
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>>137102094
This is also where the police and FBI know that four extremely violent gunmen have infiltrated a concert full of civilians, and they don't bother to evacuate the building.

That whole heist was silly honestly. It can be summed up with;

>GenSec wanted to wave their dick around, so Bain decided to wave his to prove its bigger

Or something
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>reusing the AK assets instead of giving new models to the russians units.

You had one job Ovk.
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>>137103467
Does anyone really care what gun the units use? I feel like you're just looking for something to complain about now, I'm just glad they're not using CAR-4s
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>>137103776
>>137103467
So who else is ready for the Ruskie sniper and his hi-tech AK?
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>>137104234
SVD isn't an AK.
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>>137104348
>>137104234
where can i find a sniper rifle
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>>137105090
The armory on floor B2 in the Tank Hangar.
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cyka
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>>137104234
>highly modified Krinkov
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>mfw have to beg a I-46 shitter to not take an armor bag on DW.

Couldn't be happier that this sale is soon over.
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>>137105242
Why don't we have a real SVD instead of a cheap AS Val modded ;-;
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I HAVE 1,86 LEFT

I HAVE THE GAGE MOD PACK ONLY

WHAT ELSE DO I GET?
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>>137109273

Sokol Character's pack. Perk deck is absolute trash tier but the rifle is so worth it.
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>>137107994
>cheap AS Val modded

39,9 DAMAGE
9
,
9
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>>137099021

>not sokol
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>>137102574
>GenSec wanted to wave their dick around, so Bain decided to wave his to prove its bigger

That's basically the overarching plot of Payday 2.
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>>137109821

>grinder is bad meme

Still?
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>>137110960
}not useing rouge with 15 faqs
its leik u want to get downd: DDDD go back 2 ledit scrub
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lets get some icy hot opinions in this thing
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>>137111595
Opinion time.
Haven't used MS Paint in ages
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>>137111275

>being this bad at trolling
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>>137112365
Well shit, you got me.
armor>everything>your mum>you
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>>137111595
>bonnie, jiro and jacket above houston
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>>137100651
Framing Frame day 3 alone is hands down the worst bit of writing in the game. It should be
>Gather devices
>Find server room.
>Hack.
>Activate office computer to open the vault
>Steal gold
>Leave
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yeh
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>>137111595
>Tier one
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heist release when
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>>137115345
Around 8 hours left
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>>137116543
i actually keked at the ammo bag.
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why are pubs so bad at shooting snipers
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Can I use Macaroni in shotgun centered Enforcer/Mastermind build.
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>>137118276
Because AR have no fucking accuracy anymore and pubbies just love the funnel of fun compensator
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>>137118779
N°1 rule about shotguns: if it's not the M1014, the Predators 12G or the Street Sweeper, you can bring it for any DW heists and have fun with it.

>not using the moscovici in a shotgun centered Enforcer/Fugitive build,

Just step it up
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>>137118909
But I need inspiration so can save all those shitters in pubs.
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>>137052618
Fun fact: The Hardcore Henry director made the trailer himself.

Isn't his name in the trailer somewhere? It was pretty obvious. It's not OVK's rendition of the character.
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>>137119060
>implying killing all the enemies instead doesn't save those shitters
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Why does Sokol like the smell of corpses so much
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>>137118909
>M1014 is bad
HE M1014 was good enough for loud DWs. It was one of the better primaries before the Joceline and buffed Macaroni came out.
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>>137120405
I liked the trailer, it was kind of cheesy.
I liked Jimmy's character on it, but I can see why some people might find him annoying.
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>>137120405
>>137122250
I think the over all trailer sucked, but the end was good. The part where they are walking in slow mo, music going off, guns blazing, Jimmy pouring coke into and all over his mask. That was great.
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Is there any fun and viable melee build out there?
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>>137122595
Techforcer ICTV + Berserker basic + Pumping Iron aced + Katana + Armorer perk deck

It's "balanced".
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>>137123092
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>>137122595
Techforcer/Masterforcer with Katana, Berserker, Armorer/Yakuza, Pumping Iron aced, Martial Arts aced, Iron Man aced is really fun on Deathwish. Katana one shots gensec elites, two shots tans, charging up will kill specials outside of Dozers, Iron Man aced allows you to knock over shields.

This is my melee Deathwish Masterforcer build with Armorer and sometimes Yakuza. I usually use the secondary nade launder and an assault rifle.

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSnLhJeFGcDa:eRoMIEFGDa:tda:ghIECda:feCa:ibcdea:::

Keep in mind I like that stuff and play it that way. The only really necessary skills are Berserker basic and Pumping Iron basic mixed with the Katana to make a really strong melee build. Other melee weapons work too, but the Katana is probably the most effective.
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>>137123092
>>137123426
>Armorer instead of Infiltrator

If you're already going Techforcer ICTV, the Damage Resistance bonuses add up a lot more than a little bit of extra Armor does. Plus it gives you some of that sweet health sustain nectar and even more melee damage.
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>>137123092
>>137123426
>>137123567

Do I need any of the DLC?

Also, is this build as close as I can get to make payday play like hotline?
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>>137123831
You'd need Dragan DLC for the Infiltrator Perk Deck, and the Jiro DLC for the Yakuza Perk Deck and Katana, which really is the best melee in the game.

It's debatable, the ICTV makes you move pretty slow and eat up all the bullets. If you're okay with mods there is a Sociopath Rework that makes the perk deck turn you into a super fast glass cannon which is a much more accurate rendition of Hotline Miami's gameplay.
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>>137124001
Any other DLC that is good to have?
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10 NEW ACHIEVEMENTS GUYS, HYPE

>When to leave requires training coming in like a wrecking ball
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>>137123402
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>>137124392
Basically all the Character DLC. Even if you don't like the characters involved pretty much, most of the Perk Decks add a lot to the table. Clover's Burglar Deck is very useful for Stealth and Sokol's Grinder Deck is, even after all this time, considered the strongest in the game by many. Jacket's Sociopath is probably the one exception unless you download one of those reworks.

As far as Weapons go, Gage Mod Courier provides a lot of Weapon Mods even if you have to work for them, and BBQ Pack has the Molotov Cocktail and the pretty fun Flamethrower, and Gage Shotgun Pack has HE Rounds for shotguns, which makes stuff like the Judge Shotgun kill shields or remove Bulldozer Visors quickly

You can ignore most Heist DLC to start with, just join Friend of Pub lobbies.
Golden Grin Casino has the Buzzer though, which is regarded as the OTHER best Melee in the game, because it tazes anything besides a Bulldozer.
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>>137125109
>Jacket's Sociopath is probably the one exception

It's "okay", it just needs a lot of compromises to be good, even more than you would do for an Armorer or Infiltrator perk deck. Still, your defense suck on DW, you really need to constantly chop ennemies to be in a tough spot.
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>>137111595
>god tier
Chains
Jacket with animal masks/Biker
>Great tier
Dallas
Houston
Sokol
>good tier
Dragan
Bonnie
Wolf
Jimmy
Clover
Jiro
>bad tier
Hoxton
Wick
Jacket with any other mask
>shit tier
Bodhi
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>>137124541
Do you live in the past?
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Daily reminder to watch the Stream from the devs for extra shitter behavior and failed overkill heists
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>mfw the new weapon end up even more OP than the baby deagle
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>>137123567
The point is that it's a melee build. You go Berserker to get extra melee damage to one shot gensec elites and two shot tans on Deathwish with the Katana. Infiltrator gives you health upon melee strikes, which sort of defeats the purpose.

>>137123831
For the Katana and Yakuza deck you need the Jiro DLC. If you use the Yakuza deck with the build I linked, yeah it's kinda like Hotline. You actually move pretty fast with the Yakuza deck plus Run and Gun with the ICTV. Not as fast as the suit, but it's more viable I'd say on Deathwish than other melee builds that use the suit. There's fragile and then there's really fragile.

There are a lot more ways to make a good melee build on Overkill and below though.
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>Playing Payday
>Roomate decides to watch me play for a bit
>I'm busy shooting 1 billion cops in a mall
>"So is this just a domestic terrorism simulator?"
>"What?"
>"No"
>"Its..."
>"uhhh"
Hmm
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>>137128887
That's honestly not a good way to do a Melee build though. Bezerker's Damage boost is redundant in most cases where Infiltrator's own works just fine. Having to charge for a second more is far less of a drawback than Zerker's lack of health regen, lack of significant damage resistance. Gimping your health intentionally on Death Wish means you'll be competing with Killerbee for Most Downed.
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>tfw TechForcer ICTV Hitman works on Deathwish
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>>137130285
It is a good way to make a melee build. Berserker's damage is definitely not redundant for melee. Killing stuff as quickly as possible is important with a melee build, because the cops tend to notice you as you're smacking away at their buddies. One shotting them with the Katana makes them react slower.

Infiltrator's damage bonus comes from consecutive hits which takes too much time to actually matter. 230 ish armor is more than enough on Deahthwish, unless you're new to it. After all, there was a time before First Aid Kits, before Muscle giving out large amounts of health regen, and before Infiltrator existing. I've run that build many times with good results. If you run the Techforcer variant, you have even more armor. You should try it out sometime, especially on the Diamond. Lots of close range fights and lots of cover. Doorway fights are the best with the build as you can just smack your melee key and rack up the kills.

>>137131626
It is a good feel. Masterforcer Hitman works well too. You can even pick up Hostage Taker if you want some regen.
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>>137131626
since when does Hitman work in general? I thought its the worst perkdeck
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>>137101269
>>137101470
>>137112860
>>137100651
The reason you don't hack the computer to release the video of the arms deal is that the question will later be asked "well, what happened to the gold?" This way you can get out with the gold without the feds even knowing it exists. Although if the feds crack his computer(which they would try to) they may be able to find the video themselves. Assuming they don't get the video the only people that know about the gold are the gang and the senator.
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>http://www.10chambers.com/member2.html
No Mercy confirmed.
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>>137132318
I think they buffed it so that it doesn't have armor penalty anymore.

You could also regen armor while under fire too or so I've heard.
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>>137094889
>there will never be a fem cloaker with bdsm attire
>you will never rape fem cloaker
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>>137099021
shit art tbhqh

>>137109273
>>137107807
>furry gondola poster retard is gone forever
>we get this cancerous cunt instead
bravo overkill
r
a
v
o
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>>137111595
Remove Sokol from god and place on top.

Change "mid tier" to "annoying in an enjoyable way" tier, place SOkol on this tier along with the others.
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>>137125467
>jacket on anything but worse than bodhi tier
fuck off transgender bifluid zoophilic fag

they had the chance to make him great, make a mixtape of lines from all over the place. airpor lady saying something, radio man something else, kid from tv show saying a thing, etc etc

yet they turned him on a cunt with an anjnoying cun'ts voice
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whos kenny
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>>137132318
No armor loss, no problems anymore.
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>>137135846
its a name we use instead of saying "cancer" so it sounds pretty, its like saying cunny instead of cunt
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>>137123092
Every game in history has a meta that can be exploited to minmax the shit out of a build and the strongest you can possibly be. The only way to make it so that retards who don't have a clue can be slightly useful is while at the same time having retards who know what they're doing be overpowered.

You can simply not use that build and forget about it and play without skills.
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>>137135765
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>>137135846
Some heister, we never wish to see again ever
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>>137134619
who? what? where?
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>>137139296
>Payday game and made a substantial part of the Payday 2 environments, then went on to collaborate with Valve Software on two DLC's for Payday 2
>collaborate with Valve Software on two DLC's for Payday 2
Unless he means blackmarket update, iirc it was labeled as "free dlc" at steamdb?
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IT'S HAPPENING GUYS
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>>137140356
cyka blyat
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>he thinks Jacket isn't the best heister
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>>137140671
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>>137140680
Dragan is easily the best. Plus, he's the only real heister out of the whole bunch.
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>>137140909
this
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>>137140680
>not houston

Don't act dumb
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>>137140680
>>137140909
>>137141394
everyone is good, but sokol a best
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>>137136341
>cunny
People don't mean 'cunt' when saying 'cunny'. Not on 4chan, at least.
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>3 Gigs to download the update,

Get a grip Overkill
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yfw both heists are shit
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>>137142854
They would REALLY have to try to make heists shittier than Alesso or Transports
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>>137142854
inb4 both heists are rehash
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>>137142854
>mfw the stealth heist is rushable in less of 4 minutes
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>>137094889
>russian cloakers
>not screaming "Aa нy чики бpики и в дaмки!" after dropkicking you
0/10
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>Still no updates,

Ded game, ded Jimmy, ded Deagle
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>>137145830
>>137145830
It has n't be n 24 hours sicne hte last announcement
It was posted at 3:47 ( my time) it's 3:14 now
(hopefully this post is understandalb.e)
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>>137140909
Dragan would be my favourite if he didn't lack 70% of the Pocohud lines.

he has: Let's Go, Hurry, Left/Right/Upstairs/Downstairs, This Way, Straight Ahead and Thanks.

If I can't scream FUCK ME SIDEWAYS or AH SHIT when I'm in trouble (which every other heister has), what's the point? I have to say - Jimmy's panic lines are Q U A L I T Y.
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>>137146791
to expand on this the original 4 heisters have the most enabled voice commands. Chains gets my points for being most audible.

PUTSOMEROUNDSDOWNRAIN
COUPLEMOREMINUTES
SHIT, SHIT
PRESSON
WENEEDTOMOVETOAMORESTRATEGICPOSITION
WEGOTTABUGTHEFUCKOUT
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>>137146791
That's because Slavs are stoic and face their fears with dignity.
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>>137129202
It's not terrorism if the premeditated crime isn't political.

Stealing stuff shooting up malls for protection money, assassination Russian crimelords for favours, stealing illegal nukes from PMCs, winning cartel drug wars, cooking meth, framing politicians, etc. are all good ol' American crimes.
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>>137147030
>WE ARE INVINCIBLE
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>>137129202
Terrorism: Using fear to make people think the way you think.
You're all about the money and the thrills.
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checked packages on dsteam db and it waslast updated 30 minutes ago so the heists should be out within an hour
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>>137147662
should be out within an hour
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new technician tree reveal when?
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>>137104234
I'm hyped as long as it's a proper Dragunov and not the bullshit that is pic related.
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>>137148170
tomorrow
they're being revealed one tree per week.
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>>137129202
That's why you gotta disguise your bank robbery as a terrorist attack
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>tfw gayday is top seller just after shit:go
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>>137134619
Maybe he's just talking about Go Bank and Train Heist.
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>>137129202
>mfw people care more about killing stuff than stealing money or complete objectives,

Do you see the crew in Heat hunting cops or going on a slaughter ? We're heisters, not psychos ffs
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>>137149027
You do know that it's April Fools' Day tomorrow, ye?
Imo, one of the stupidest and most useless days of the year, good thing that people have been giving less and less shit about it each passing year
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Alright, I'm fairly new to the game, only level 73, no infamy.
What's the easiest way to get some levels, and what's a good build to actually get me levels fast?
Only deck I have unlocked is the rogue.
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IT HERE
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/hardcorehenry-heists
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IT'S ON GUYS, HAPPENING
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cool casey heists are live bois
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>Added the job "White Streak" Pistol
What did they mean with this?
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>I can be a cloaker now
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Magazine: 12
Total Ammo: 60
Rate of Fire: 667
Damage: 145

Accuracy: 68
Stability: 32
Concealment: 29
Threat: 9

Holy fuck baby deagle
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>free taser
fuck,did i buy ggc for nothing?
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>bad motherfucker for menu

Fuck the heists this is what I'm here for.
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Pistol is a Lebedev PL-14
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>cloaker-san mask
AHAHA
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>cloaker-san
>not cloaker-sama
I thought this was a russian pack, not an anime pack
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Fuck Cloacker mask is behind stealth achivement
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>>137150748
>What's the easiest way to get some levels,

If you're patient, Rats Overkill with 7 bags of meth

>http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSoLmhiJeGBDa:eDa:ghEgCa:fqrsnoKhjEGBCda:::

Try to keep your detection risk under 5 in order to get the maximum dodge and critical hit bonuses. Akimbo should improve your life greatly.
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Technician tree rework when?
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>>137151470
It's going to be shit.
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Are the heists and the rest of the new shit already in the game?
My game refuses to update.
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>>137151508
It literally can't be worse than what it is right now. It's impossible Overkill fucks up this badly, anything would be an improvement.
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>>137151268
They just know which audience to go for.
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>>137142521
I do ;)
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>>137150572
>butthurt about April Fools'
Found the fool.
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>Complete the Murky Station job by killing all guards
>forcing you to stealth with a team
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Wait does the new meele actually stun the cops like buzzer
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>>137153262
Guess the devs really want nobody to accuse this game of being P2W
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>Bad Motherfucker as a menu track
Cool, I dig that song.
tfw I loved Biting Elbows before the DLC announcement and was waiting on the movie
It's the only reason I came back to the game.
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>new pistol is free baby deagle
>new meele is free buzzer
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So with the free baby and buzzer melee is this the "its not pay to win keep them flying ;)" pack?
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>game updating at 357 kbps
anyone else downloading this slowly?
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>Fixed an issue that caused the Black Bulldozers to deal higher damage than intended

They fucked up my game now
It was good hide and seek game
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>All AR below 80 dmg get a flat +10 dmg, +4 accuracy and +20% ammo pool, AR above 80 only get +4 stabily and +20% ammo
>All pistols get -10 dmg, -30 dmg for deagles and revolvers
>Mosco and Jocelyne get their dmg divided by 2 because fuck you
Would that make AR good again?
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kek
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>>137154471
ew
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>>137154471
>no IPSC compensator,
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>>137154471
>white streak pistol
>no white streak
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>>137155202
"Brown Streak" would be too obvious.
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>>137150437
>implying you can take stuff without killing everyone in the assault wave

Did you watch Heat? If you have a shitter on your crew that makes it loud, then the pros kill EVERYONE.
Then you kill the shitter for fucking up everything.
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>>137039347
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- For The Pension Fund (earn_2000k_offshore_cash)
- Lord Of War (lord_of_war)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>137156202
oh pension fund.
AKA "have your free sidejob drop"
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Damn I'd take these shitty drone cameras over actual camera spam any day.
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So what do you think of the new update?

http://strawpoll.me/7239481
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>>137157120
It just came out you dumb mother fucker
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>>137157281
This thread is going to be up for a while, retard

Plus this update is small as fuck
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I remember now why I quit this game.
>failed to join session
>host has left
>you have been kicked

2 hours and not one game completed.
Neat.
>>
Where is the thermal paste?
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>>137157425
Kill yourself faggot
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>>137157605
Say that to my fucking face cunt
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>>137157427
>not hosting every game you play
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>>137157427
Didn't you figure out that you can host your own game dummy?
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>>137154471
what is that material supposed to be? a form of porous metal?
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>Fixed an issue that caused the Black Bulldozers to deal higher damage than intended

finally holy fuck
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>almost april 2016,
>still no fix for the skins that are bugged as shit,

Fuck you Overkill.
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>>137159095

rip dw even more
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>>137151341
What if I'm not that patient and just want to get a lot of XP with not much time invested?
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>>137159195
>april of 2016
>snipers still use "the highly modified dmr m4 rifle ;)))))" instead of an actual sniper rifle even though we have sniper rilfes now
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Fuck is it just me or do these Russians hit HARD?
>>
>>137159539
now we need that picture of sokol getting fucked by swat but instead being fucked by spetnqz and saying "just like when Iw as a kid" or something
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>>137157598
Engies have it in their boxes
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>>137159539
Are we talking Bronco Cop hard or Murky hard?
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I was just playing with a not so decent player(infamy something and hundred of hours) and he had the "better bots" mod.

I noticed Dallas had a taurus and clover a saiga, do they use the player skills on top of that or they somehow get stronger custom versions of those weapons?

I always called the bots to be with me as I rampaged around the map(dw on shit comptuer) and they never went down once and were actually damn helpful if you got tased or had a cloaker rubbing his dick against you
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>>137159774
>being fucked by spetnqz and saying "just like when Iw as a kid" or something
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Whats the epic ruse for tomorrow
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why is the damage output of these russians so fucking huge jesus christ
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>>137111595
>Houston only in mid tier
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>Bad Motherfucker added to the game
HOLY FUCK YES HOLY SH-
>Only for the menus
Oh well. Guess I'll replace the result screen I guess.
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>>137111595
>>137161527
>Houston as high as mid tier
>not sub-bodhi
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How many dumpsters are there
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>>137160029
Full ICTV Techforcer, a single shot from those AKs took down a third of my armor.

Russia don't fuck around.
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>silence white streak
>it isn't actually silent

I understand video game logic is like that in general but jesus fuck the noise put me off hard
>>
damn, new heist is pretty lit

also those electric brass knuckles suck

Compared to the buzzer I mean.
Initial swing speed is way slower
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>>137161982
feel the power of 7.62 cyka
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>>137156202
Those were the sidejobs from yesterday, you retard.
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What are some must have weapons in this game? I just got the new pistola
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Any ideas on what the new units are saying? I'm curious on whether they're unique lines, or just Russian versions of the Police lines.
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Do the bodies in boiling point act like bags, so doing another gives more money? Or it just

A. 1 body and leave
or
B. All bodies and leave?
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>>137161982
I wonder if we'll ever get a "heist" were we're just kind of merc-ing around and killing cartels people or something and they have their special units

The tazer throws chili picante at your face and keeps you "tazed" until you pass out, the dozer is a fat shit wearing mariachi armor, the cloakre is a luchador, and winters can be hector
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>Complete the Murky Station job by killing all guards
How
You only get 4 pagers
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>>137163604
if you can't figure it out you don't deserve the achievement
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someone post the cloaker-san mask pls
my update's going slow as fuck and my weebdom needs satisfaction
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>>137163876
Literally on the update page.
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>>137163806
You shoot them then leave before the pagers go off?
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so...drones are pretty much stationary right?
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Boiling point is fun

I bet overkill is going to forget about the russian cops now and never use the models ever again.
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>>137163979
haha I really enjoy being retarded
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>>137159520
Except, new russian snipers have a low-poly SVD
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>>137164113
that emp blast was dank af
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stealth heist is really shit
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>>137166270
ur mum is shit

rekt ;)
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>>137166270
what else is new
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Shit that pubbies do:
>team in the escape zone
>some random faggot is on the other side of the map killing cops for fun
>gets downed like a retard
>some guy goes to rescue him
>entire mission goes to shit

>Shadow Raid
>snipes guys from a long distance so NPCs will spot the corpses
I haven't had a single successful Shadow Raid with pubbies
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>>137165147
>sniper
>laser
god fucking dammit overkill
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>>137165147
the gensec guys have ump that were never added eitehr and I think the black dozer ha a drum on his saiga
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>>137165147
>laser on barrel,

Overkill please
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>Ghost Run
>Complete the Murky Station job within 7 minutes of starting it.

>Janitor
>Complete the Murky Station job after hiding one body bag in each dumpster.

These are not currently working?
Completed the heist in 6:53 and dumped five guys.
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I got ghost run done in 5:21 and it worked.
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>>137167740
>dumped five guys
That you, Zoe?
>>
Anyone completed crazy ivan? Pretty hard to solo, fucking tazers always make me kill someone
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>>137163994
There's this thing in the game that allows you to block pagers for a short amount of time. Dammit, what are they called.
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>>137169198
armor bags you idiot
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>pistol will stop being primaries for masterforcers and become an useless secondary
>only dodge faggots will enjoy the glory of pistols
t-thanks overkill
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>>137167174
Lasers on a sniper isn't realistic, but it looks cool and and is an acceptable gameplayechamic to let the players know that they're targeted with powerful weapons.
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>>137168315
Ah, nevermind, just did it. Infiltrator+ICTV+saw is a way to go, if some autistic solofag like me is intrested.
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Where the fuck is the thermite and keycard on this goddamn heist I want this fucking EMP
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>>137169573
You could just see the glimpse of a trace after the bullet is fired or something like that, not some kind of high powered james bond laser.

Unless they at least blind the fuck out of you if they aim atyour face
>>
I'm new to Payday and I just played my first stealth mission, are they popular among the community? Because I was bored out of my fucking mind
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>>137171147
If you hate fun, then yes.
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>>137170494
keycards are near the radios, look for hit songs such as "Donacdum"
thermite is the same place as blowtorches; near the welders
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>>137171147
Depends on the mission.
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>>137171147
Shadow Raid is the most popular one. Erection day a bit too although the Golden Grin Casino end up piss easy if you know what to do
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who is your favourite heister?mine is Bokston
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>for the kill

This is nice
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Please tell me I didn't waste my time.
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How many dupsters there is on the murky station anyway? Found only 3.
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>>137172691
>84 accuracy,
It's decent although barely
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>>137172335
you ;)
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>>137172691
>he doesn't optimize all his weapons even the ones he''ll never us
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So can't play the heists right now, are they good or Lab Rats tier ?
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>>137174441
Boiling Point takes time to get used to mob-wise and the standard cops will shred you down, but otherwise the heist is big oil lite.

Murky Station is train 2.0, with laser beams to boot. It's pretty straight-forward when you figure out how it functions as Bain doesn't necessarily give you the full lowdown outright, opting to instead run you through it as you go. It really helps to find the billboard that tells you where all four of the different supplies can be found.
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So any advice on technician? Specifically what I should grab or avoid? I was initially planning on being a tech but I heard more than a few times that its not a very good tree.

That being said faster drilling does seem incredibly useful
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>>137174780
Nice, is this Framing-frames tier of bullshit and difficulty or is it actually well designed ? From my memories, open spaces and stealth doesn't mix well at all
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>>137175354
Drill skills, C4 and Bulletproof (Nothing to lose).
Pretty much the only skills worth it.
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>>137175354
>any advices,

If you're going techforcer and heavy armors, go for the rifle, drill and mine skills until you reach bulletproof,

If just grinder or rogue, stick to the first two drill skills, no need to go further or spend a single point in sentries.
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>>137175515
Station I would say is decently designed, with there being plenty of different ways to get around without having to do some stupid positioning bullshit. The only questionable part is the drones themselves, as they either do or don't do their camera thing unless they're standing still. Getting around above-ground is a bit tricky with the guard count overall, as the train doors that you can manually open slide open very quickly and the only way to get into the locked ones is with a panel to hack, which takes less than 30 seconds of your time. In terms of your concern however, it's not actually that open, and there are even some spots that you can sneak under to get around certain patrols.
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>>137175534
>>137175697
I haven't actually considered going maximum armor, currently I was going to try and see how far I could get with various ballistic vests (and related perks/skills) as sort of a best of both worlds approach (though feel free to inform me if this path is a shit one and I'd be better off going all or nothing armor or dodge)

How hard to kill is someone with the best armor, armorer, and bulletproof (are there enough points for all of that)?
>>
>Another update
>Another two songs.
>Still no soundtrack update.
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>>137177635

>best of both worlds approach
is shit. You lose significant dodge for a piddling amount of armor, enough to absorb 0 to 1 more hits.

>How hard to kill is someone with the best armor, armorer, and bulletproof
Pretty hard. Though Muscle or Infiltrator are both better than Armorer, and even the tankiest build around can't spend too long outside of cover in DW.

>are there enough points for all of that
There are enough points for ICTV, Bulletproof, and all the necessary utility skills (like stamina, move speed, bag handling) without even being infamous.
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>>137175354
>>137175534
>>137175697
Rifle skills are for DMR shitters. If you need the stability or accuracy from them for shotguns, then you have a lot of fucking problems.
Don't need to Ace Bulletproof (it's a meme that started in 2014 for some unknown reason).
Don't take Silent Drilling ever.
Shockproof is a waste of points. Only good for memeing in sub-optimal gimmick builds.

Don't bother getting Bulletproof (or get any points in Tech) if you're not going to get ICTV.
CTV+Armorer+Bulletproof is less total armour than naked ICTV. This is one of the main reasons why CTV is armour for shitters. All the negatives for none of the armour.
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>bundle modder broken
RIP
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>>137180172
tbqh new Iron Man should give bonuses to non-ICTV armor. Like, cutting stamina\speed penalty or something
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>decide to do cloaker fear solo for some fucking reason
>throwing bags through office
>game crashes

dont know what I expected desu
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>New stealth heist is Shadow Raid with actual objectives.
>Ruskies in the loud heist are an actual threat.
>Gray Fox mask isn't a full helmet
0/10 shit DLC.
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>breifcase can be bugged and not spawned
>>
Guys I don't have fun playing anymore, how can I make a fugforcer build to suck on purpose?
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>>137184109
Let's reserve judgement until after all 5 trees are announced and finalised.
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Did they the "leaked" safe already or no
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>>137156202
>>137156875
>>137162568
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bulldozer (any_25_tank_kills)
- Yeah He's A Gold Digger (yeah_hes_a_gold_digger)

And the Monthly Side Job for the month of April is:
- Nostalgia (monthly_firestarter)
Complete it for a chance at a random Stat Boost or a Team Boost!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>
>>137187032
I just really don't like that "shield bash" thing. I think it would fit much better into whenever they decided to put counterstrike, berserker and pumping iron. While some bonuses to middleweight-tier armor would provide more gameplay variety for armor builds.
Also i actually agree and have no fucking idea why they decided to reveal 1 tree each week. It's not like they gonna seriously consider any feedback anyway, just like they didn't took very much from weapon rebalance\perk decks rebalances.
>>
>boiling point involves cutting up the arm of dead(?) scientist
>the facility is definitely not akan's facility, since he is after the data from it
>in the trailers, henry got his arm replaced by cybertic prosthesis
>henry's wife is genius engineer
What if payday gang assaulted facility before Hardcore Henry movie happened and was directly responsible for creating a "hardcore henry"? As in, Henry was main researcher, got wounded, nearly died, was saved by his wife. Now Akan's after the only data on those cybertroopers that we scanned. Because Jimmy says "lets burn it now" about data, the only good info on cybertroopers that's left in the world can be provided only by Henry or his wife.
Bonus: the briefcase that Bain says "imprtant to get" but do not specifies what it contains is the one from this music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgox84KE7iY
It doesn't look like "bad motherfucker" story is directly connected to Hardcore Henry story, but it could be a reference.
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>escape isnt dipping the briefcase in water and teleporting away

Shit heist.
>>
hey you
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>boiling point is actually pretty difficult
>it's because of a bug
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>>137166972

>team in the escape zone
>some random faggot is on the other side of the map killing cops for fun
>gets downed like a retard
>some guy goes to rescue him
>entire mission goes to shit

so that includes you then? or are you the random faggot on the other side killing shit?
>>
What are some halfway decent workhorse guns?

Nothing too gimmicky, nothing dlc, just a halfway decent gun that can hold me over while I figure out what my niche is. I'm still using the AMCAR and Chimano and they're both doing fine for me so I guess assault rifles, smgs, and pistols are what I'm asking about
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>>137196075
The Unbalance actually buffed the AMCAR to be sort of DW viable, it's pretty silly. The fact that a fully modded AMCAR can break 40 damage now is hilariously viable.
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>>137195609
what's the bug
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>>137196075

I really enjoy the Eagle Heavy. I think that's the name. I'm no pro but I've seen a lot of people endorse it and I love using it.
>>
do the russian units talk non fucking stop like the default units or are they cold and silent pdth ones were?
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>>137197458
all the enemies have 500% of their default accuracy
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>>137198402
>cold and silent
I'VE GOT ONE IN THE CHICKEN PLATE
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>>137197458
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/14/371918937260870715/
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>>137198089
Nice damage and high stab/accuracy.

M308 is back to god status.
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So I don't think anybody noticed but one of us actually got noticed by Simon himself by making music

https://twitter.com/SimonViklund/status/715661189800411138

And this is the same anon who made a map for the last KF2 contest

We breed good shit
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>>137198089
>I'm no pro
stopped reading there

>>137200453
it could also 15 or 20 roudns per mag
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>>137195609
>>137199594
>>137199927
Well, if they can tone it down a bit but keep their accuracy above average then I'd love the heist just for the fact that the Mercs have better aim than the trained police force
>>
So I haven't played in a while but is there been a mod that replaces the Kawaii with Mega Kawaii yet? I tried googling it but all I got was "that would be stealing" from last bullets forum.
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>>137198089
the gun from big bank (its a FAL but i cant remember ingame name) can get slightly lower stats but has double the mag size and faster reload
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>>137201358
Just use the DLC Unlocker if you really want a worse mask.
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>>137200967
>heist in britain
>cops can only have pepper gas, batons and other things
>they don't come anywhere near the location of the crime

or
>sas deployed
>each unit fires one round
>heist failed and your account is reset to level 0
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>>137200832
So next stop Almir's twitter account ?
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>>137201358
>that would be stealing
>mega kawaii
>>
>Doing hotline miami
>Literally my first time doing it, super fun
>Cook what seems like a million batches of meth
>Get to commisair super fast, throw something like 20 bags into the helecopter
>Literally at the very end
>other player gets booted
>I get booted
Wut
>>
>>137200947

cyka blyat
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>>137207657
>People keeps kicking others at the end of the heist
I guess they dont realize they lose money and exp. You got most of the exp and money the first day anyway so thats not a problem. Like always, I recommend hosting yourself if you have a decent internet and dont want to deal with retards.
>>
>>137205542
Muh privilege as a COP owner
>>
Dropped payday around the last crimefest, what's changed since then and should i pick it up again
>>
>>137180172
>tfw you take silent drilling because you hate the noise
isnt the tech tree preview coming today anyways?
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>>137194108
get off yer arse
>>
Just checking, does smg specialist affect akimbo smgs?
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>>137211317
>what's changed since

Stat boosts are free now, more heists, devs are shitting their pants when people are claiming the game is becoming P2W so they're throwing more and more meta free content and some of the paid dlc were not bad such as the point break heists.

Might be worth a shot.
>>
Also is Hitman worth using now along with Heathers?
>>
>>137214665
Yes, fo so.

>>137201358
So you want a mod for a shit mask that only you would be able to see outside heist and only in the lobby screen, use the dlc unlocker if you want that trash. I own the COP pack and I dont use a single of those mask because I'm always wearing default pref mask.
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>>137215589
Hitman is never worth using but if you want cheap Heathers, go at it.
They should honestly just give Hitman dodge bonuses so that you can survive that 5 seconds you're waiting for your armour to regen
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>>137215642
alright then
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>>137216018
Speaking of which, are Heathers good at all in the first place? They don't seem to synergise well with MM.
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>>137216268
I enjoy them and they break the 40 breakpoint but otherwise I just derive most of my enjoyment from going into Swan and just mowing everything down with them.
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>>137215589
>Hitman
Might as well go play easy.
here is what I used with the akimbo SMGs, is a personal choice
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSLmhjEFGBca:eiEfDa:tda:ghJECda:frsoKiEFGbCda:ibcdea:pN8:::
Run it with a secondary HE Judge and you can kill every single special unit and cops.

>>137216268
Wrong they require less points in pistols and they can focus with anything. However fugitive is a must if you want them to be useful with the insane DPS crits.

>>137216018
>Dodge when health regen is king
Nah even that wouldnt be worth.
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>Go to Russia.
>try to cook meth for a little extra heist cash
>can't find ingredients.
>Ask Bain.
>They don't have meth. They have Krokodil. Desomorphine.
>Fine. look for ingredients.
>start cooking: Calcium Hypochlorite, Sodium Hydroxide, and Ammonium Perchlorate
>hear from outside "Davai Davai"
>Russian Mercs
>run for the evac
>Mercs squat down in a circle, start shooting up the drugs
fuckers.
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>>137216882
I get Health Regen is king, I really do but not every perk deck needs HP regen.
That would just defeat the purpose and may as well just make passive HP regen a thing like in normal FPS games.
The way I see it, having a proper dodge on Hitman would actually increase survivability by leaps and bounds given that once your armour breaks, you're basically fucked.
Combine dodge with Bullseye and then the 5 second forced regen and you might actually be able to survive without getting completely wrecked.
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Why has this game gotten so much harder out of fucking nowhere?

>Full armor or full dodge builds don't matter. My health is shredd either way.
>Every second enemy I run into is a tazer.
>Cop spawns seem to be at x2 the normal rate.
>3 cloakers showing up 60s after police arrive is now not uncommon to see.

The only thing that doesn't seem to be effected is dozer spawns. Was there some hidden update shit to scare off all the noobs who are coming in from the sale?
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Does the new electric knuckle stun?
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>>137217321
Sounds like you were playing on hosts who had toasters.

Cop difficulty goes up the faster the host computer gets because their reaction rate gets faster and the spawn rates get faster by virtue of the host computer being able to process them faster.
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>>137217229
Considering the skill trees are getting updated probably Hitman is out. If they make akimbo an early acces skill in fugitive it will me useless. Health regen isnt a must but when you have good toys you keep playing with them.

>>137217449
Yes they also are faster charging for max meele damage.
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>>137217574
I don't think Akimbo will become early access, I suspect it will stay at the top of the Fugi equivalent of Sharpshooter.

They should just not make you need a skill for it then replace Hitman's Akimbo skill with something else.
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>>137217796
I think quite the oposite, since they made saw free for everyone and using a secondary a second tier skill i think they will either people get them for free now , or a really low tier skill such as the basic or second tier like the saw.
If they remove akimbo from htiman they will probably give it a huge dodge boost when you armor break so can actually not get shot so much with it, kinda interest if they are doing large reworks on perkdecks since they said it would make more sense with the new skilltress than the old system
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>>137217574
>faster charging for max meele damage
The minimum and maximum damage is the same.
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>>137217449
Yea

Buzzer is arguably better, since it has a much faster draw time so you can get those cloaker stuns in time.

Other than that, and the irrelevant charge time, they're identical.
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>>137218928
But you get to punch the cops instead of poking them with a stick.
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>telling a friend to ace low blow for getting crits with the flamethrower on a grinder build
>mfw as he actually did it
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>>137169198
The achievement says not using any ECMs
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>>137226719
FREE SAFE/DRILL

IT'S A LIE

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>137226719
>1st april
>Also friday so new tech skill tree should come out
I wonder if they are going to release a joke one first then the real one.
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>>137166972
>Beneath the mountain
>blow up the bunker door
>guy with blowtorch is running around killing cops outside
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>>137227186
What if they release the real one but disguise it as a joke one
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>>137227064
Hey joke on you, we should be getting the jimmy safe next week.

Enjoy your Ghewer 3, GL40 and Joceline skins you unlocucks.
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>Camera detected a broken camera
Thanks OVK
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>mfw Akimbo Heathers with Bullet Storm aced active
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>>137230613
>Akimbos with fully loaded aced,

There will be a lot of retirement files today
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>>137217321
Yeap what this anon said >>137217491

I used to play back when Deathwish was first released and it would change massively depending who hosted. I have a much better new computer now and so do my friends except one guy. He hosted a bunch recently and we breezed through 10 DW missions no problem. Next day I hosted, and so did someone else, and we basically were being bum rushed hard by everything all the time. We went loud Big Oil day 1 and within the first 2 minutes of the assault wave I had killed 4 Dozers, 5 Tasers, 3 Shields, 4 Cloakers. It was nuts, they were just vomiting specials at me.

It's weird how Deathwish can go from easy to feeling impossible depending on the host.
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>>137233048
>mfw pubbies it was just heist was easy by itself when i hosted with my shitty computer,

Still, after the third-four chill heist in a row, they understood something was weird.
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>>137116543
Comedy gold
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Dollos ?
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Megalo-mania, nao.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fuckingcloaker/
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>>137230613
>>137232095
What mods?
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Don't act dumb
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>>137238446
Max concealment and if possible the IPSC one. Unless you're using Shitman, you will need to lower your detection risk as low as possible.
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332th for Cloakers charging through containers
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>Boiling point DW
>Spawn
>Get tased while still being in the air
>Die

Yay, that was fun, thanks Overkill !
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>>137240805
All thanks of the black market update ;)
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>>137241465
FUCK OFF CHAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Posting to see what name I get
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>Can't change the theme
Ebin prank broseph
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>>137242548
Still better than the new interface beta to be honest
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Rate the new heists /pdg/
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>>137243493
Murky station is good
Boiling point is fucking miserable
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>>137243493
Boiling point is good
Murky station is fucking miserable
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>>137243726

Boiling point on dw is so hard at the start, once you get inside it's more manageable. But getting to that point is so fucking hard because there's no where to hide. My armor feels like tissue paper.
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>>137243726
>>137243868
Stop being tricky.
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>>137243876
Just hope that you get hackable anti-air at the far west side of the wall. There's tons of cover there.
If you get it in the middle of the forest though, well, good luck.
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>>137244336
sorry
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>>137243876
>Armorfags on DW
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>complete murky station in 6:40
>don't get the ghost run achievement
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxzLuAlWIqI
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>>137246675
git gud
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>>137246675
Now I finished it in 4:45 and it still hasn't unlocked, is there some hidden rule that it has to be on a certain difficulty? I did it on Normal at first then on Hard and didn't get it both times
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>>137247291
>one-time mooks have better voice acting than fuckers like Bodhi
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>got downed loads
>still get The Ground Is Too Cold
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How hard are the new achievements to get ?
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>>137248398
Only difficult ones are DW Boiling point (because Boiling point is misery) and No Witnesses because it requires a ton of coordination
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Чики-бpики и в дaмки!
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How easy murky station solo under 7min? i want a cloacker mask
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Clover is cute. CUTE
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>>137250185
Ugly. UGLY!!
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>>137165147
How do you enable debug stuff?
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>>137250185
that's not sokol
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Anybody up for a quick Megalo-mania?

/pomfo
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>>137249707
Very easy, you can do it in around 5 mins or so
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>>137243493
Boiling point is nice and i always wanted shady lab heist, but look like it's too hard for shitters ;)
Murky station is shit-tier reskin, literally shadow raid knockoff. Also
>hey guys, it's locked, you need a blowtorch!
>wow you actually found it!
well no shit Bain
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>>137250772
dude fuck off nobody wants to play with a horsefucking animefag
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>>137254791
Why so tense? You realyze where you are right?
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>>137256067
We aren't in /mlp/, that's for sure
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>>137254791
I agree. This thread is strictly for scalie animefags.
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Oh wow. That was easy. Cya in the next update.
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> wanna play with /pdg/
> I use the dlc unlocker because poor
:(
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>>137256465
And how is that relevant, you can't see anywhere /mlp/ on my profile, only /b/. So eat that dick.

>>137250772
Looking for goys for Megalo-mania / No witnesses.
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I'm sure you guys get this all the time, but how often would you say a heist turns into the scene from Heat

I've always been interested in this game and now I have some availability for it
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>>137243868
>Visit basement to pick up thermite
>there's the thermite, with a fucking static guard
>move to opposite side of the wall and pick it up through the wall

The irony.
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>>137257492
>only /b/
>implying that makes it any better
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>Boiling point
>everything going well
>no one even gets downed
>host crashes
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>>137257795
The Armored Transports are basically a direct homage to Heat, including the Hockey Masks.

I guess Hoxton Breakout Day 1 looks like the street scene.
Green Street in PD:TH is also probably a homage to the street scene too.
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>>137250653
>Sokol

Mein nagga
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what the fuck is going on
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>>137166972
>Host spends like 5 minutes telling everyone to pack loud for Boiling Point
>We need to remind him that Dodgers are a thing
>He finally starts the game, and he's wearing no armor and a minigun and not even using Grinder
>Goes down and gets into custody for straying too far out from the group
>Spends the rest of the session bitching for us to get hostages
>Heist fails

And then during take 2
>He spends another ten minutes apologizing and telling us that he's going to terminate the contract and respec, but never actually does it
>Need to remind him that Dodgers exist again
>He spends even more time by asking us which Melee weapon he should use, even when they're clearly the same thing
>He strays too far out in game and goes into custody again
>We all quit his game
>>
Murky Station is pretty intense desu, although all those spare torches and hard drives and keycards are of questionable use.
>>
>Fixed an issue that caused the "The Ground Is Too Cold" achievement to get triggered when it should not
>tfw got it already
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>run both Jimmy Heists blind on OKV with 1 partner
>goes good
>get cold ground thanks to that bug
things went better than expected.
>getting late, decide to bro up for a FWB before we sign off.
>finish loading all the bags into the truck
>host crash
On the whole it was a pretty good night, I guess. Could have done without that crash though.
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>"Fixed an issue where the Russian Mercenaries used the wrong health values"
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5 SENTRIES
SENTRIES THAT PIERCE SHIELDS
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LMG SKILLS
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>>137263856
Holy fuck ,2 deploables, lots of sentrys, fire shaped charges, AP bulltes for everyone, i'm going to be a lmg god now
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>>137243493
>Wolfe
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>>137263660
It's 6 sentries you retard, you get 2 by default
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>>137263856
>You gain the ability to restart the drill by punching it
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>>137265102
>Not allowing the player to restart a drill by shouting at it.
Wasted opportunity.
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>>137263856
Also something they don't mention in the image is that you can pick up and re-deploy sentries.
Trip Mines and Shaped Charges have been separated and you always have some of both.

So basically if you go the Engineer route you can potentially have sentries, shaped charges, trip mines and your choice of a 'second' deployable, all at the same time.
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>>137265394
S-sounds g-good..!


HAHAHAHA no.
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>>137265365
they'd have to record new lines for everyone for shouting at the drill, since the "drill is jammed someone fix it" chatter lines wouldn't really work.
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>more sentry glitch spots
i hope they fix that as well
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>>137265643
>PICK UP THE FUCKING PACE
>C'mon FASTER
>FASTER, FASTER
It's possible.
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>>137263856
where are these new skill trees being posted? i can't find the source anywhere
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Is Murky Station just Shadow raid 2.0?
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>>137263856
>take 7 faks
>take 2 ammo bags
Now I am become Solo God
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>>137266016
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/10/371918937263815072/
Steam forums in the suggestions part
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>>137266013
>Chop fucking chop you malignant little shite
>>
Is the game going PEW whenever you guys shoot too or did I get rused by a mod I downloaded?
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>>137266041
No it's train heist 2.0
It's an obvious remake of that heist, it has all the same features as train stealth but is simply better in every way

>Can hide under the trains in both
But it's better in the new one since the weird bars don't reveal you as easily

>Can hide behind an object in both trains
But it's better in the new one as you don't have to awkwardly stick to a wall next to a box

>Both have 3 trains you have to open, 2 of which are mandatory, 1 is extra loot

But unlike the train heist, you don't have to dump points into silent drill or ECM's and have 3 fucking people to be sure
You just open them with no skills

And so on
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>>137263856
>Kick Starter
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>>137265394
I think Trip Mines + Shaped Charges count as a separate deployable.
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>>137266473
Well yes, but according to the discussion page OVK posted "You start with 3 shaped charges and 3 trip mines".

Although this does make me unsure if you have to choose between taking trip mines OR shaped charges.
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>>137243493
AWOOOOO
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>>137266326
delete your cheats
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>bain's new lines when failing a heist
Holy shit.
So fucking gay.
I feel like dropping this piece of shit game just because of it.
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>>137268907
>replacing some sound files
>cheats
stay mad
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My game keeps crashing after the bugfix whenever I try to start Murky Station. Is it just me?
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>>137269771
APRIL FOOLS!!!
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>>137269709
It is cheats, literally
Please uninstall
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>>137270094
stay mad
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>>137270136
>implying I am
Nice projection cheater
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>>137270512
Obviously you're mad enough taht you needed to reply.
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>>137270571
Stay mad
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>>137271049
>can't come up with a proper insult
>starts parroting me
cute :3
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>>137271614
you know being gay is a sin right?
seek help
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More Vlad heists when ?
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>>137272520
ad hominem nice!
You're almost there!
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>>137272810
If you reply to me again, you're literally a gay
>>
Well technician is a bit strange.
Oppressor doesn't seem that good considering how easy it's to just shoot cops in the head.
Looks like sentries will see a bit more use now? Still unless they release new heist none of the old one's really require sentries.
Breacher is good overall, also looks like they changed how trip mines work? What's up with that "fire effect". And isn't there currently 6 shaped charges available max?
>>137272764
Hopefully never. We need more elephant and butcher, Vlad the memelord can fuck off together with Locke. For sure.
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>>137273374
:3
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>>137273374
heyo
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>>137273481
You admitted you love sucking dicks online that's a start
But now you gotta say it to your dad
Be brave I'm sure he'll suck you off, even tho you're a 10 year old
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>>137273396
If you ask me, it'd be great to keep this trend going of having anyone but Bain act as the mission control in your ears.

Not that I hate Bain, but I'd like to see The Elephant talk to you personally like how Vlad does in Goat Sim and Meltdown.
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>>137273396
The butcher and elephant are both fucking boring, what's the point?

Also, "fire effect" is literally fire
You put a trip mine somewhere and it shots fire out like a flamethrower

>>137273741
>I'd like to see a nigger talk to me personally
Seek help about that shit taste you got
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>>137273741
>The Elephant talk to you personally like how Vlad does in Goat Sim and Meltdown.
>inb4 he keeps talking about Reddit or how about he's laughing his ass off the framed senator,
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>>137274021
Tribe pls fuck off
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>>137273741
That's the thing that pisses me off about the newer missions though.

Bain is supposed to be the almighty mastermind, the guy who has every single possibility, every single contingency planned. Nothing escapes his notice, nothing gets past him. Hector told us to our face that the coke truck is getting hit in Watchdogs so Bain gets us out. You think a normal crew can get out of that shit? Nobody gets out of a FBI stop guns blazing without planning and resources like Bain's.


And then we have him failing basic recon shit like "Oh there are guards here, Vlad didn't tell us about that", "Oh no, there's a cop ambush! How could I have not known!" (well okay that one might be believable), "VLAD, THESE ARE LIVE NUKES", etc.

Infinite heists like White Xmas, okay Vlad screaming about HIM hearing presents fall from trees can be believed. HM Day 1, the whole day was specifically the recon mission so it's okay. Aftershock? Come the fuck on.

I'm not saying Bain should always be the edgelord who knows everything, not everyone's perfect. But he should be able to handle basic legwork shit you'd expect to do when you're doing a job like that. You don't take mystery jobs transporting mystery cargo without risking your crew's necks. Who does that? The people who want to get paid also would like to know what the fuck's going on so they can live to spend the money.

It's so stupidly frustrating whenever Bain starts whining about basic shit he should have known ahead of time.
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>>137273741
>>137274824
The Elephant is just the deal broker, and he already gave the intel to Dallas when he first hired him.

The problem with The Elephant talking to you in the Jimmy missions is the fact that you're backstabbing the edgelord Jedi. The good Senator has absolutely zero reason to walk you through the job and/or help you.

If anything, I was worried that it'd be a Wankah-Jimmy mission like Hoxton Breakout because it's Jimmy's job now.
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So are the Jimmy Missions the prequel to Hardcore Henry?

>steal the data that Akan wanted
>this leads him to trying to get Henry since he's the only one left with the data he needs
>yfw the PAYDAY gang caused the events of the movie
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>>137276006
Yeah, and briefcase is probably prequel to Bad motherfucker music video
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GUYS
EQUIP A BRONCO AND SHOOT IT
Happy April Fools :^)
>>
Did anyone else have the patching take absurdly long even for Overkill standards? It was "just" 130 megs so it should've been done in a couple of minutes, but instead it took 7ish minutes with the disk I/O at max most of the time, on a good SSD no less
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>>137276225
The prequel to the Bad Motherfucker video is a different one of their videos. I forget the name, though.
>>137276006
It's likely unrelated since the movie is about a futuristic cyborg who can't talk murdering hundreds of people.
>>137276645
Bodhi's rifle does the same thing.
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>>137277461
Here we go, their video for "The Stampede" is a prequel to Bad Motherfucker.
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>>137277456
How much free space did you have?

The less free space you have, the longer it takes.
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PTEW PTEW PTEW PTEW PTEW PTEW
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>use the platypus rifle
>shot sound is just a man screaming
Oh. Okay.
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>>137278478
90 gigs, also the SSD was pulling 500ish MB/s in both directions just fine. My friend had it worse, it took nearly 20 minutes for him on a regular cheapo HDD
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https://youtu.be/iQQiW2VlFvw
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>>137279872
finger guns mod when?
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>>137279872
>that bernetti sound
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>>137275681
But Jimmy's the good guy, AYEH?!
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>Do Boiling Point on release day.
>CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKA
>RUSSIANS ARE FUCKING HARDCORE HOLY SHIT
>WHOSE BLOOD AM I COVERED IN
>RIP AND TEAR
>RIP AND TEAR

>Boiling Point after patch.
>Took one in the chicken plate!
>why is this boring.
>well I guess I can go for the melee only achievement
>shit the tasers keep killing themselves.
>why isn't anyone hurting me.
Overkill did something right once and they sprang to fix it as quickly as possible.
>>
>kicked straight out of the first 4 games I join
>failures everywhere because teams keep sucking hardcore
>get one good heist going
>right on the finishing line
>connection to the host lost
Today was a shit day. Oh well, at least got to see the Russian mission.
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>>137279872
>That RPG sound
>>
These new heists are actually pretty good. I'm pleasantly surprised.

Jimmy is hot garbage, though. Look at his fucking HAIR

Unsure of his perk deck. Has potential.
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Clueless player here, how can i stealth the new murky heist ?
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>>137196075
The Swedish cuckgun is pretty decent imo.
>>
>Didn't see any russian cloakers for most of the mission
>Turn around and finally see one
>He doesn't even make a beeping noise, he just goes "ALULULULULULULULU" and runs at you
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>>137290081

Sprint around the basement first, watch out for lights, don't be a hothead and rush into doorways, look for some of the following items :

>Thermal Paste (welding sounds)
>Blow Torches (welding sounds too)
>Keycards
>Hard drives

Don't bother with the vents, you will never be moving loot through here and you sure as hell shouldn't be wasting pagers down here

Get through the surface through water or stairwell. DO NOT USE THE LADDERS, THEY POP IN RIGHT IN GUARD PATHS. If you are missing items, look for them more carefully

Guards patrol on one lane, sometimes two. Drones see under them, keep a very close eye out for any if you are going to take out a guard

Any train door that you can open, open. If you can't, that's a loot or EMP wagon. Find the bright yellow panel. It takes a bazillion years of interaction to hack, so look for the guards looking out for that lane before making an embarrassment of yourself

You can pass between the train cars like on Dockyard, there's no clip there despite appearances

Be EXTREMELY careful around open train doors, and be ready to crouch if you see detection or a flashlight cone

Loot cove can be river or overpass (where you start). Either is fine, always move overground

If you're stuck and can't find the relevant item, the general rule is 2 surface/2 underground. If you have less than two items from either, search harder

There's a few places you can scale through, notably box stacks. Any fence that isn't covered can be cut through, do it, it gives you ton of guard-free mobility (only the fenced area has guards)

I would not recommend taking out any guards due to heavy risk of alert spiraling with the drones and merged lanes. If you fuck up, clean up, PUT THE BODYBAGS IN A LOOT WAGON, NOT IN THE SMALL EMPTY CLOSETS

To empty loot wagons with lasers faster, throw the bags under the lasers first, should be ample space to do it

If you are retarded, you might open a train the wrong way and get optional lasers
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>>137292020
Also, if you're looking for something specific, there's a red crate in the corner of the yard (Where the body bags can potentially spawn) That tell you where shit is, like if the keycards are upstairs or downstairs, etc.
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>>137292020
What? How do you open trains "the right way"?
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>>137284909
Did what right, released broken shit?
The shotgun Russians literally insta killed you across the map
That's retarded
Feel bad for having such disgusting opinions
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>>137292453

Thermal Paste and Hard Drive always has one side to open. Blow Torches and Keycards have two sides to open (basically both door sets open)

Generally, there are only laser sets on one side, so it's a better idea to switch side and take the less risky route

If you already used your keycard, both gates should be open anyways. Blow Torch is going to take more time though
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>>137292597
The lasers really aren't all that threatening, though. The pattern doesn't change at all.
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>>137292734

Yeah, saves you a bit of time if you can sprint in and out with the bomb though

It's up to you really, just makes things faster so you can slip out with the bomb parts and refocus on the loot
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How do I get a blowtorch on murky station?
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>tfw 13th drill drawn today

Thanks Almir, you sure are my greatest ally!
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>>137294806
Check the board near the spawn
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>>137295008
>Undertale name
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>JIMMY COMMAND YOU TO RISE
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bamp
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No witnesses isn't soloable legit is it? I dealt with 4 surface guards silently and then rushed to burn the rest down but by the time I got into the basement the alarm had already gone off and I had 13 seconds to bail. Am I just being fucking stupid for trying it on Death Wish? Is this is a car shop situation where it's ez pz on normal.
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>>137297147
Do it on OVK, doing it on DW is just bumfuck retarded.
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>>137297147
>Not doing basement guards first and escape through boat
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>>137297229
Alright, thanks for confirming what was probably obvious and should've gone without asking.
>>137297360
Who's doin with the surface guards then?
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>>137297147

I think you'd have to take out all the basement guards, properly stealth the bomb and them ECM rush the surface guards

Shouldn't be impossible by any margin, but obviously 13 seconds is too tight for a single person to clear a trainyard
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>>137297727
You're not allowed to ECM rush it though. But I should be taking out the basement guards first. Even if there's only two, that detour takes way too long.
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Daily reminder to give salepubbies their chance.
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>>137298064
>not rightfully discriminating pubbies, and shitters

I shiggy diggy
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>>137295008
You crop a motherfucking attitude with me one more time, nigger, and you're all the way gone. Fuck you. I will kick you so hard in the asshole you will taste my shoelaces. I will find where you live, and I will feed you to my fucking dog, you god damned nigger. Don't you ever say shit like that to me again. You think you're hard? Do you think you're hard?! Motherfucker! You ain't shit, you ain't shit! I could fucking execute you where you stand right now, I can make a phone call and kill you, don't you ever fucking talk to me like that again, you motherfucker. You ain't in charge of shit nigger, you're a terrible fucking leader, you need to keep fucking mouth shut for the rest of your god damned life. Not unless somebody tells you to open it so that they can put their cock in your mouth you worthless motherfucker. Yeah that's not the way you handle it when we still have zipties motherfucker, so you can go ahead and die in fires is what you can do, you dumb motherfucker.
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>>137298205
There's no real need.

Single-digit salebabbies will join your loud DW lobbies, ask if it's stealth, then go into custody within 2 minutes (quadruple inspire near cops), and then finally quit after watching you carry the game for 30 seconds.

And the process repeats until the very end of the heist where they bitch like the ungrateful ingrates that they are that they didn't get to have any fun or do anything because I did all the work and spoiled them.
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>>137301614
>Mountain Overkill
>Fucking level 1 joins
>Gets downed 3 times and I place a med bag
>GUYS I NEED MEDS
>He never uses them and I placed them in HIS FUCKING EYES AT THE ELEVATOR.
I'm always impressed.
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>>137279872
the tiny glock sounds like a gay
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>>137257915
>grab Thermite while standing behind the construction worker
>he doesn't notice
Makes me feel like a fucking mystic force.
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>>137302573
Civs are naturally just less perceptive from behind than guards are. I've stolen the crowbar, picked the door lock, and killed the guard all right behind the civ that stops in the second floor of the warehouse in Shadow Raid.
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>>137263856
>6 sentries
>With all those sentry glitch spots on the maps

This is gonna be gud
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Did they fixed the x5 accuracy?
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>>137303558

Yes
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>XVLI-faggot: asd has is cheating ;))))
>asd: no im not
>XVLI-faggot: you have a dw mask without blabla
>asd doesn't have it equipped
>asd: no I dont
>XVLI-faggot: yes you do my """""""anti cheat"""""""""" told me ;;;))))
>asd was kicked
>me: haxhud cheat is bs btw just so you know
>XVLI-faggot: oh I know I have ngtbouvwxy anti cheat its connected to steamstats
>host: omg I do too how do you turn it on?
jesus why are people who use that mod always such faggots? who give a flying fuck if he cheated a damn mask/content

I wish they were worse so I could have carried harder and properly tip my fedora at the end
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>>137302573
>>137302975
they can't hear shit with those construction earpro
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>>137248398
Pretty hard TBQH

You're not gonna be able to do all of them without a communicating team.
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Ded
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My game crashed
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The new achvs are difficult
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>blow up EMP
>nothing actually blows up with it

can't say I blame them for their accuracy
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sale shitters going into dw games at level 50 and not wanting to kick them because you want to see them get fucked by skulldozers
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>>137313897
I wish that we could've fought the robodroid dudes in the lab. I'd kill for a boss cop that is just a terminator. One that's actually threatening and not just a bullet pinata like Bulldozers.
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>>137314134
I've honestly wanted a heist where the DW change involves a robocop badass boss in the very vault you're robbing, with the ability to rob his augmented parts for bonus money only to have to pain yourself with a painful extra day that's like the escapes but with slightly-less-powerful robocops to deal with. but I guess that'll stay a dream.
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>>137146791
>not changing the sounds pocohud plays to bain
>>
>tfw there will never be trailer as good as hoxton breakout
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>>137314473
>DW robo cop heist.
>Pinned down by a swarm of normal units and three black dozers.
>Just barely manage to pull through.
>Suddenly everything falls silent.
>Rest of the cops start retreating.
>Hear heavy metallic footsteps coming from nearby.
>"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
>>
>Didn't got the achievements yesterday because shit was new and because of the fucking accuracy shit

>Now I cant heist because I don't recognize shit because of the sound of the bullets

FUCK EVERYTHING
>>
Ded
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>>137318358
>Bunch of new content for free
>Saleshitters been playing for free for an entire week
>Still ded game

Truly these are the end times
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>>137318358
>>137318623
I dropped out of the game after the latest jewfest debacle, because fuck crates and every implementation of them. If I chose to come back, would I have fun?
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>>137319838
Depends on your take on memes and non traditional heists
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>I just don't understand how comming to russia to kill a commissar is going to help free hoxton
I dont even know if they're serious anymore
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>Murkies rescue civilians in Slaughterhouse

They're pretty much the HYDRA of Payday, why the fuck bother with random meatpackers?
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>>137315605
>NEW HEISTER: CLARENCE BODDICKER
>NEW GUNS: AUTO-9, CLARENCE'S DEAGLE CUSTOM
>NEW DECK: SHITKICKER
>NEW HEISTS: OCP TOWER (steal ED-209, fight robocop), NUKE FACTORY (cook drugs. Level introduces shallow water effects)
>>
I wish overkill would stop teasing about the skilltree overhaul and just fucking either hurry up and release it or stop teasing altogether because at this rate mine and most other peoples interest in it is going to be at zero and reaction when it does release will be 'meh'
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>>137322215
>mine and most people
>I speak for everyone

eat dicks, shitter.
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>>137322387
Literally everyone I know that plays payday HAS already lost interest in the overhaul because of overkill dragging this shit out for longer than they need to in a pathetic attempt to bring life back into their dieing game.
People usually don't like being teased every little detail about something they are waiting for for lengthy periods of time
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>>137321897
You forgot the COBRA ASSAULT CANNON scope for Sniper Rifles.

It doesn't do anything other than take up 3/4th of your screen and look cool.
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So are dodge builds just a meme or should I really care about my concealment if I plan on going with the suit?
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>>137325582
Unless you are running with low blow and the other skill concealment doesnt matter.
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>Those guns shooting sounds
Truly 100% realistic.Sounds better than clover.
>>
Hope this fucking "prank" is over tomorrow because the sounds suck
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>>137328563
Just use an audio mod from last bullet or that bodhi's sound repair shit
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>>137328563
how does it feel to be the most boring man in the world?
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>Dallas is one of the possible first names today
huh
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>>137325582
Meta builds are serious stuff.

Silent Killer/The Professional builds are the true meme with those shitters believing that making the Heavy Eagle reaching 110 damage is worth 24 skillpoint
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>>137265365
KEEP DRILLING YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>
I'm worried about the new skill trees. I'm afraid they're gonna take away some of the really useful ones like Brother's Keeper.
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>>137330453
I might be dum but I'm pretty sure Houston is a possibility too, as well as Nathan Steele.
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hey pd2g, me and 2 other friends have been playing this fun game, I was wondering what are some great stealth missions that u can do with 2-4 people for leveling and making money fast
>>
Anyone mind helping with Crazy Ivan?
In group chat
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>>137333687
Still waiting on Ghost and Fugitive.
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>>137335146
Just solo it, it's pretty easy.
unless you get a turret in the scanner room
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>>137334842
pls repons
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>>137335597
I'm about to try it tomorrow myself.

What would you recommend, if the strat isn't just bunkering down and hoping the objective goes by fast enough?
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>>137336013
I did what >>137169687 did with the katana and I added shockproof
Just be careful not to kill the tasers with it.
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>>137265846
>overkill
>fixing game breaking exploits
The exploit has been known now for over a year and they haven't done shit.
But so was the black dozer damage output so they might fix it in a year maybe :^)
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SEVEN TASERS BUZZING
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnt2ykP2Thg
>that loud section

Based Semen Viklund
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>>137337105
SIX DOZERS CHARGING


My favorite line.

Well, second favorite after Hoxton's "Two fucking years in jail." on the count down from Eight Swats Rappelling. The amount of vile and hatred in his voice is so good.
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529 for throwing bag simulator
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>>137340310
>First World Bank
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Is Pirate Perfection dead?
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>the milkylickers at Overkill will never make a Ghost heister
>you will never play as a true capitalist heister
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>>137341378
I don't know, but the thread sure is.
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>>137337401
>Doesnt appears in the custom tracks
>Isn't "finished"
>Doesnt even says the name of the track during the heist
FUCK YOU
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>>137094889
So after not playing for like 6 months due to my PC being busted, I decided to reset my progress and start on a clean slate. Is there an updated skilltree guide I should use, or is the outdated one still okay?
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>>137248818
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>trying to get crazy ivan
>see taser disarming bomb
>go to stab him
>he tases me while still disarming the bomb
>accidently shoot him
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>>137346650
>use rpg
>waste all rockets
>get tased
>nothing happens
>continue
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>>137345921
Skilltrees are fine, it's only the weapons whose meta totally changed. Just use pistols from now on.
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>>137347381
Well now I feel stupid
>>
>HEY YOU, GET ON YOUR YEAH
>>
ジャケット!
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiTAz8puwZI
>mfw loving this update a bit too much
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>>137321245
From a realistic perspective, PR.

I doubt Murkywater wants the public seeing them as a bunch of looters, so by saving a bunch of innocent bystanders from the evil Payday gang it puts them in a much more positive light.
>>
>removed the April Fools' joke
nooooooo
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>>137351806

It's okay senpai, i've got your back
http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15837
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>>137351806
>tfw for some reason the guns sounds never changed for me so I don't know what they were changed to
>>
>Playing boiling point
>cops talking in russian
>sudden "SEND IN THE HOSTAGE RESCUE TEAM!"
God dammit overkill
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>>137352952
>Hostage rescue team

Russian code word for death squad
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>>137352651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQQiW2VlFvw
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>>137353310
Can't trade hostages if they're dead!
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>>137336291
Yeah, i'm >>137169687 and i used shockproof aced and katana too. Also FAKs.
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Grenade launcher attachment WHEN?
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Does anyone else suffer from slow update unpacking? People keep saying that there's not enough room on the hard drive, but there's plenty.

20 minutes to unpack a 100mb update? What the fuck
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>>137355805
Only for 4,99 ;)
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>>137356087
he looks cool, like a living potato head.
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>>137356087
The update takes forever because the update unpacks the whole game, puts in the 100 mb and reseals it.

OVK at its finest
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So what was the April Fools? I never heard the difference in sounds.

>>137356593
And the game is bigger each time...
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>>137357457
We're slowly reaching a point where it's faster to download the whole game than watch it repackage it.
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>>137357457
see
>>137279872
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>>137279872
>>137357576
Why did I not hear any of these?
>>
WOULULULULUOLUOLULUOLUOULOULU
I miss the Cloacker already.
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>>137357574
>200kbps
not for me
>>
>that masked boat driver at the end of Big Oil day one,

Who is this guy, Bain's cousin ?
>>
I have an Idea I came up with due to a combination of boredom and other stuff
What if overkill included special pro-job only heists that were just combos of other heists turned into multiday heists?
>big bank+Diamond+golden grin+hotline
>hox breakout+hox revenge
>Election day+frameing frame
>the two new heists
and other heists where it could make sense
>>
>>137359189
Why? Just play some other games.
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>>137359442
because it would provide something that would actually be half a challenge due to the length
Even though now that I think about it noone would play them beyond for achievements due to that very reason due to everyones ADD
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>>137360153
I think the only challenge here will be desync and the fact that people will not want to play hour long heists
Also IIRC there is a mod for that
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>>137360559
Heisters story pack
>>
>Plays Boiling Point
>Hears the Russian mooks speak lines for the FBI
Overkill, what the fuck?
>>
>>137361219
Shame on you for understanding the language. They were sure nobody speaks Ruskies here.
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>>137359189
>>137360153
>>137360559
>>137360710
http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14530
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>>137355606
Yeah, I took 4 faks, but i never needed them
I think that's partly due to the fact that I got lucky and only saw about 3 dozers and one was when I blew up the wall.
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I wasted a whole hour for this.
N-nice.
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>>137361624
that would be nice and cool as fuck but the fact that you need everyone else to have it installed to work means that I would never be able to use it in the first place
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>>137362895
Is it because you have no friends? Yeah well, I never played it either but I have it installed for ages...
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>>137362815
>get a +2 damage boost for the Clarion,
>it's fucking useless as it easily get the 40 damage breakpoint and you would need more stability and accuracy anyway
>>
>>137363103
I do have friends but they are massive memelords who abandoned the game when the safes were added and now whenever I try to get them to play the game again they just yell shit like "overjew" and pretend they always hated the game
>>
>>137363395
Let me rephrase

>Is it because you have no friends that play payday?
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>>137342348
Still waiting on that potential voice mod
>>
fuck grinder :^)
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>>137364465
Fuck the Baby Deagle

Muh P2W Pistol
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>>137366450
the new pistol is basically the same gun except 2 more mag
>>
>>137314134
implying overkill could do something like that without breaking or crashing the game
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>>137366838
worse accuracy but who cares
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Are you a true professional, /pdg/?
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>>137370123
What a fruity fruitbowl gay bastard.
>>
>>137274021
>The butcher and elephant are both fucking boring, what's the point?
More Butcher heists for the sidejob.
>>
>>137370123
I bet he likes to take it up the pooper
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>>137370123
Mod_Overridefag here, can't live without the Hotline 2 Ost
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>>137353893
Those silencer sounds reminds me of "You you, give us smooth!" "Yes, you, give us silky!" from Dark Souls 2
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>>137364465
don't mind if i do!
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>>137359189
>>137360153
Mixing loud and stealth heists, which require different skill sets is a bad idea and you should feel bad.
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>>137373098
>stealthing those heists
Yeah if you hate fun.
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>>137370123
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>that beginning of Boiling point DW in the open,

Never rng was this much essential on a heist.
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>>137373386
See: >>137359189
>>the two new heists
aka a stealth and loud one
>>
I haven't played sine before goat sim released, what should I know whats changed?
>>
>>137374083
We got some fists
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>>137374195
elaborate?
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>>137374241
They shock shit
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>>137374512
so that fist from hardcore henry is really good?
>>
Can I get pictures of the new skill tree packages?
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>>137374738
Free buzer, like the white streak pistol is free baby deagle
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>>137374912
but if I have baby deagle and buzzer I should just use those?
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>>137374958
The white streak has a slightly bigger mag so if you don't mind losing 2 or 3 concealment points, it's cool.
>>
>>137374958
Baby deagle has better concealment and accuracy, white streak has 2 more shots with extended mag than beagle. From what i hear eletric brass knuckles are faster than the buzzer
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>>137250185
post source you hoebag
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>>137375580
Nigger, what? The knuckles are a bit slower. They charge faster but who the fuck would charge either.
>>
>>137373098

>require different skill sets

I used to like the idea of hybrid stealth/loud heists, but today it just means they'll go GhostFug Grinder. Or use their regular MasterFug Grinder and make do without ECMs and camera loop. Either way it's just pushing people even harder towards the dodgefag meta.
>>
>>137377163
I think we could have hybrid without dodgefag meta if armor kit was automatically equipped to you when you wore armor and using it put your armor on and then gave you your normal equipment you had selected or something.
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>>137370123
>what's the mod do?
>well, you can change the color of your lasers, and you have the option to enable additional gameplay challenges like giving Dozers shields, no one drops ammo, or 100 million cloakers spawn
>CHEATER YOU AREN'T GOOD AT THE GAME
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who /boiling point day 1/ here

shitters need not apply
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>>137378725
No no they're more like:
>what's the mod do?
>well, it changes the tint of the lens on Wick's sunglasses
>CHEATER YOU AREN'T GOOD AT THE GAME
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>>137378725
You heard him, man. Turning your lasers pink means you're not good at this game
>>
tfw noone joins my lobbies ever
>>
>>137379143
fuck off king fag
>>
>>137379143
I bet you ran it on a laptop faggot
>>
Anyone up to carry me through Firestarter day 1 in DW? I'm tired of idiots fucking up on day 2 loud so I'll do it stealth, but I can't do day 1 loud with my stealth build.

Get in the group and say something if you're up for it.
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>>137379143
Bomb:Forest a chill heist
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Someone host a game, just be warned i'm a shitter
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>>137383243
Not a high enough level to help you. Sorry.
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>>137383439
meant for
>>137383148
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>>137383148
Banned in pub chat for racism 1 year ago.
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>>137277456
It took me 40 minutes to get playing again. Steam kept dripping the server and then it took 18 minutes to install. Same thing today when they released the new patch. April fools, you fuggin dolts
>>
>join lobby
>noones masked up yet
>host walks into a guard
>kicks me for it
????????????
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>LMG's that can pierce body armor and enemies
Now let me have my Brenner with a holographic on
>>
how do we fix the technician skilltree?
it's consistently been the most sidegrade skilltree there is since this game started, what skills could be added to make it more viable?
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>>137386851
OVK's already redo'ing all the trees. Did you see the Technician one posted yesterday?
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>>137387352
i didn't know that actually, link?
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>>137386440
why tho? its just 5.56, by that logic an ak and rpk should both pierce
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>>137387456
Revamp announcement: http://steamcommunity.com/games/218620/announcements/detail/857180519126306770

Dev feed back forum: http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/10/

(where all the stickies are posted)

They're doing one tree a week, Ghost is probably next week.

It looks okay so far.
tl;dr - 100 skill points, 104 if Infamous V. Aced T4 skills cost 28 points each so you get about 3 Aced T4 skills and a handful of lesser skills
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>tfw you'll never know Clover's soft side outside of the heists and all its violence
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>>137387352
Is there any official word on how they're handling it yet?I heard speculation that they may make the ove9000 a standard thing anyone can get. Not sure what that's coming from so I'm taking that with a grain of salt. I'm more curious how they're going to handle the existing trees of players, like do we get all our points back and the money we put in? And are they redoing the perk decks too?
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>>137387706
They can though. Also
>questioning the logic of Payday 2 when the Matever in .357 does more damage than the Bronco in .44, and the Crosskill and Interceptor both dealing 65 damage while the Peacemaker deals 180, despite the fact they are all chambered in .45
>>
>>137388214
>removed nerves of steel
fuck that was one of the only "essential" skills on that tree
regardless thanks senpai
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>>137388671
Might see it in fugitive. Would be cool

>Basic: 30% less likely to shoot you when you interact with shit
>Aced: 50% damage reduction when interacting with shit
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>>137388671
They are shuffling the skills around.

e.g. Tech rifle skills are on Enforcer now, all pistol skills probably going to Fugitive, most mobility skills are still missing, etc.

We're reserving judgement until we see all of them. For now.

Ghost is probably not going to change much. I'm guessing there will be a stelf tree, ECM tree, and a suppressor tree so until we get that Fugitive tree, we probably can't decide whether the revamp is good or bad until then.

>>137388581
See my post at >>137388214 for the MM, Enforcer, and Tech trees they released already.
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>>137387706
>just 5.56
It's based of the HK21E, which is 7.62x51mm NATO, a bigger cartridge than the AK and RPK's 7.62x39mm
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>>137388632
if you also add tan shields with stronger shields and who only die on headshots through the visor of the shield that might be ok
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>>137389687
so you want a bulldozer that does less damage? The skill only says body armor, not shields.
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>>137390080
I want you ;)
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>>137388632
Peacemaker is .45. Long Colt, not ACP.

The biggest "Lol Payday logic" would be the White Streak, Baby Eagle, and Cavity. All of them are 9mm, but the two pistols do more damage than the carbine.
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>>137390921
Are you doubting the power of Slavic and Jewish engineering?
>>
>>137390921
>AK 7.62 does more damage than the AK rifle despite the fact that 5.45 was shown to do more internal damage while 7.62 tended to over penetrate
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What's the point of baby deagle/white streak? Concealment? Rate of fire?

You can't one shot tans and whites so you burn much more ammo than the bronco, the additional ammo pickup is negated. They don't have much more max ammo than it either and the reload times aren't that high than mag size makes that much of a difference.
>>
Rip Cheeki Breeki
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>>137392204
diversity
content
weaponfus
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>>137392204
Beagle is a p2w upgrade to the Deagle.
>>
Can I use skin unlocker without being marked cheater? and if so please link to skin unlocker script
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>>137392204
Burst damage, more damage per magazine than magnum weapons, higher rate of fire, more stability to keep you on target when mag dumping.

They aren't primary weapons, they are, "Oh shit!" guns for when your primary is clicks empty.
>>
>>137392914
Just use the one in the Reddit sticky.
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>>137392204
Baby Deagle is a highly effective all around sidearm that can easily reach 30 concealment without any real sacrifice.

>not headshotting grays
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>>137393350
>They aren't primary weapons
>He doesn't know
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>>137393354
What sticky?
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>>137393350
Different guy, but I like to use pistols in the beginning of Heists, when the cops haven't rolled in the shield units yet.
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I spent 90 minutes yesterday downloading the 130mb "joke" patch just so I could spend another hour today downloading the "fix"

why
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>about to start a heist
>says alright lets roll
>game crashes
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>>137396340
hahah we're funny ;)
buy more DLC
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>Start game up
>Play around with weapon customization and don't actually play games.
What's wrong with me.
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>>137397907
It's a pretty good gun dress up game.
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>>137397907
>only play heists to get some cash for more mods
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so when the next patch arrives pistols will become backup weapons? what will make them less shit than smgs for anyone but a fugitive?
>>
>>137390921
Cavity 9mm has special red rounds according to the Firearms movie database so they're excused for this one
>>
Haven't played since Feb and am ready to get back into it.

What are the best weapons right now?
>>
>>137399154
bow judge mosconi joceline nagant buzzsaw42
>>
someone power level me
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>>137399816
i will when i finish downloading update
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>>137399971
post id
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>>137398776
That made sense back when it was introduced and it was a 9mm carbine that hit almost as hard as the M308, a 7.62 NATO battle rifle.

Now those red tips are basically rubber bullets that do just a bit more than half the damage of the Beagle/White Streak.
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>>137400007
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair
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>>137188276
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Greased Lightning (any_25_taser_kills)
- Situation Normal (slakt_3)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>
>>137400446
That's a group not your id senpai.
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>you will never have the meme achievements staining your achievement tab
feels good
>>
Why can't Overkill balance their game?
Balancing weapons is literally changing some numbers in an excel spreadsheet, why can't they do it? Do they even play their own game?
Don't they know how weak AR are right now?
They keep releasing tons of content but they ain't balancing shit.
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>>137401075
>making excuses because you can't beat watchdogs on death wish
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>>137401194
they test the game on easy
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>>137401194
>Do they even play their own game?
Only on OVK or lower
>>
>>137401361
Literally no one plays below Overkill.
Overkill is normal mode, DW is hard mode, the other difficulty levels are irrelevant.
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R8 my Agehao Rasmus mask
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>>137401535
Did you even read what I wrote? I know everyone plays ovk or dw but that doesn't stop them from loading up easy mode when they test shit it's why everythings retarded.
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>>137401620
K-kenny?
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>>137401710
No. Akillerbee used the eye material anyway which ended up in awkward results anyway.
>>
>>137401194
As long as people aren't rioting on the steam forums, Overkill doesn't feel the need to perfectly balance the game. Beside, even if they spot something weird in the balance, the process is really long for them to find a solution (one-six months).

I contacted some devs back in january to report about the ammo pool boost from the Christmas Izhma 12G skin missing from the free boosts, still waiting on their despite being a very simple case.
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>>137388238
>implying
Bonnie is the one who has been married. Her and wolf have exes. Although John Wick obviously and Chains has at least dated seriously. Bonnie is the sweetheart as anyone who has known fat Scottish women will attest. Hard as nails, sweet as candy.
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>>137399154
Cavity 9mm, Patchett L2A1, Compact-5, Street Sweeper, Valkyria Rifle
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>>137401194
it's doesn't matter how well they balance it

some people will always be unhappy
>>
best way to powerlevel from level-0?
>>
>>137404345
Keep dick sucking goy maybe Trashley will give you a DLC code.
>>
>>137404872
ukraine job DW stealth
diamond store DW stealth
hoxton breakout OVK
cook off OVK

in that order
>>
>>137404930
wow rude

why not just modify the fucking stats yourself

theres your fucking balance, faggot
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>>137404872
Jewelry store DW stealth, you just can't fail it.
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>>137404247
>tfw married to a Scottish woman
She's not fat though and would cave me feckin' skull in if I dared imply it. Nah, she wouldn't, but she's got the tough act.
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>>137405441
>>137405235
Can't do DW yet.
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>>137405537
Than just go for Aftershock Overkill and support masculine ICTV players with your body.

Also 4 Stores Overkill with a single ecm for the very early levels.
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>>137405537
Bank: GOLD
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best stealth solo heists to lvl?
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Captain Cloaker when ?
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>>137404345
Of course people will always be unhappy, that's not the point. The point is you can't just leave your game unbalanced like this for months. Sure, it's not a competitive game, but what's the point of having tons of weapons, decks and skills when only a few of them are viable?
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>>137407035
Shadow Raid, Golden Grin Casino, Car Shop.
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>>137407035
Stealth is for shitters.
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>>137407035
>stealth heists,
>farming level,

Just go back to Hoxton's breakout already
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>>137407120
>Tailored to make these Criminals lives a living hell

>Winters spawns.
>All 4 people in my crew drop everything and start scrambling to be the one to kill him first
>Spam pointing at him as he retreats and we hit him with buzzers.
>Teabagging his squad and blasting the shields around with grenades.
>>
>>137401228
>
>>
does anyone want to play some PAYDAY 2 on the DEATH WISH difficulty
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>>137407035
>>
>>137408257
>Infamy 5
I died a little inside.
>>
>>137408245
I do if I'm allowed to be a shitlord
>>
>>137408741
what does that mean
>>
>>137409128
unleveled but with experience. If its stealth then im even better. shitlord
>>
I haven't played since Hardcore Henry came out. What I miss?
>>
>>137290513
that was the april fools cloaker sound fyi
>>
So Crazy Ivan wasn't all that hard honestly. Did it with one other guy and the biggest challenge was out pacing all of the dozers trailing behind us.

But say I want to help a few other people who don't have any notable amount of DLCs, what should those people use in compensation?
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>noone who plays payday qualifies as "close"
>all lobbies are 200-300 ping
>they all are shitters too
>>
>>137416401
where do you live
>>
>>137417336
americlapistan
>>
>loli heister released
>overkill bankrupt
>purchased by anime company
>game turns into waifu fest cosmetic fuckery
>>
>>137417493
will he get safehouse customization then?
>>
I may be objectively wrong here but I actually kind of enjoy when something fucks up and a well planned heist goes to shit.

Don't get me wrong, a smooth heist is fun and I'm sure as hell not going to deliberately sabotage anything. But when shit goes south because someone did something stupid or there was just some bad luck? Pure fun.
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>join any game
>foreigners I can't understand on 600 ping
>host game
>noone joins
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>>137417783
>"we go silent"
>everyone gets stealth gear
>someone inevitably buggers up and gets caught with their pants down
>"FUCK IT WE GO LOUD"
>intense firefight with stealth-designed weapons and equipment
>we all make it to the end with all loot (overkill difficulty)
It's a better feeling than a host who just restarts.
>>
>>137417493
Atleast the nips should be slightly less bad at developing a PC game than OVK.
>>
>>137418257
>team fortess
how to spot subhumans
>>
am i wrong to hack in dlc because there is so fucking much in this game jesus
>>
>>137422693
Depends, how long have you been playing?
>>
>>137422914
113 hours and it was dec 28 2013
>>
>>137423171
Don't you get kicked from every lobby though if you use DLC weapons? How do you cope with that?
>>
>>137424489
I play with friends or solo
>>
>>137422693
there is literally no need for dlc anymore

so many dlc clone items being added in recently
>>
>>137425510
>Mod Packs
>>
>>137425510
>White Streak is just a clone of the "I can't hit 100 accuracy" Beagle
Why even add new weapons if they're just clones.
>>
>>137405521
but you also know exactly what I'm talking about with the whole "she's a sweetheart too" yeah?
>tfw you're the one who got Bonnie so excited in 1985.
>>
>>137404247
just kill yourself please
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>tfw I bought all these DLCs at their releases to their full prices

Feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>137431680
>mfw I got PD2 as a gift from a friend, bought 7 DLCs with steam wallet money from selling TF2 items, then downloaded the DLC unlocker and haven't paid for anything since.
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Are you guys enjoying the new heister, Sokol?
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>Doing the car shop achievement where you get 1st place in a 4 man crew with a friend
>Join a normal difficulty lobby with saleshitters
>Have a deathrace against my friend with saleshitters as passengers because they're too dumb to get their own keys

Sometimes this game is fun
>>
>>137431680
Buying Goat Sim DLC
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>>137426953
>tfw you like like your bronco around 92 so it acts like the snub pistol from Gears of War 1.

No better feeling than aiming around the head and the bullet curves into a headshot.
>>
I know then Ammo bonus from Ambidexterity and the Akimbo skill used to stack, do they still, or no?
>>
>>137433842
>aiming around the head and the bullet curves into a headshot.
Yeah I love that technique
on shotguns
and not single shot weapons with 6 bullet chambers
>>
ok senpai what are the most optimal setups for RAts DW
>>
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>>137434571
>6 bullet chambers
>not reloading after each bullet out of habit
>>
>>137434943
>sub-100 accuracy shooting and depending on hitting a miss while reloading after every shot.
jesus
>>
>>137434943
Tbh Bronco got the same reload time, either its empty or tactical
>>
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>>137435374
I'm just screwing with (you). But reloading the bronco feels really good.
>>
>Caring about accuracy past 80
???
I can perfectly shoot snipers in the building from the crane in the Big Bank heist with the baby deagle at only 72 acc. 100 accuracy is stupid unless you really care about heashots past a hundred meters.
>>
what are the best loud weapons
>>
>>137417493
I don't see anything wrong with that senpai
>>
>>137437691
The mighty mosconi of balanced heisting.
>>
>>137437691
AA-12 with pre-rebalance stats

god bless modding
>>
I quit around the time Akimbo + HE Judge was the undisputed best build. What's the equivalent to it now assuming all I have is Courier Mod, Shotgun, and Sniper DLC?
>>
>>137431680
same here, fellow goy

I even bought the COP :^)
>>
>>137441267
>I quit around the time Akimbo + HE Judge was the undisputed best build.
So you quit in an alternate universe and then traveled to ours. Interesting.
>>
>>137382212
i ran it at 135 fps

sorry stupid noob
>>
Are they any decent Payday 2 You-tube channels apart from GeneralMcBadass?
>>
>Nu-Jack of All Trades lets you equip ANY deployable
>6 Sentry Guns and 7 First Aid Kids that revive you if you go down near them
>6 Sentry Guns and 2 Ammo Bags with 200% each
>6 Sentry Guns and 2 Doctor Bags with 4 charges each

This is going to be silly.
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>>137438163
>mfw remembering the good old days before the rebalance
At least the M1014 is still usable. It pisses me off that the steakout has shit stability now, literally one of the best things about the AA12 is the lack of recoil.
>>
>>137431680

dollar is strong now, its not such a bad waste as it was 2 years agho
>>
>>137443178
> sentry guns with 200% more sentry gun
>>
I really want overkill to change maps that require C4. What I think they should do is make maps where C4 is needed to be modified so it's done differently, such as blowing up the gas station or opening the doors on HM, and then given the option to use shaped charges. It would make shaped charges way more useful.
>>
Why isn't the M79 a secondary and the China Lake a primary?
>>
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>>137444712
>Overkill's balance
>>
>>137443178

The 2nd deployable has 50%less stuff in it, but that's still great considering you can take turrets+a good amount of ammo.
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Point of no return in 23 seconds guys, >>137445551
>>
>>137442912
Are you looking for memes or actual gameplay?
>>
>>137153750
same
>>
whats the best wep loadout/skillbuild for grinder abuse
>>
>>137417783
Some of the best comedy in the game is shit like this.
>drop a solitary guard
>a half second away from finishing the pager, another guard rounds the corner and sees him
>clean up both
>just as you're finishing the second one, another one walks around the corner into you.
>somehow still finished (hox revenge DW) in stealth
>>
>>137442912
ArrowKeyGaming
>>
>>137443178
sentry guns are fucking garbage though
>>
>>137153750
My Heart, well it yearns for vengeance
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