/kfg/ - Killing Floor General

this game fucking sucks

For healslut!

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All me.

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This general went down the shitter, please end it (for now).
We'll restart after PvP update is here, there's no point this up other than to shitpost about some healslut.

>>137415084
at least we got some quality Megumin pics out of it

>>137415373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxYiVs4JKJU

>>137415341
Post feet

>Unrelated image, even if it was made here
>Not even linking to the previous thread
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Shit OP

>>137416081

I wish I actually could afford trap clothes for fun.

>>137416081
YES!!

>>137416081
HIGH
TEST

>>137416567
BOY
KNEES

General goes to shit right from the start. I wish I was dead as this game.

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>>137417471

I want you to know something anon.
I don't want you dead.
No one out there wants you to die.
I don't know what type of things you've been hearing that have made you wish you were but I want each and every anon here to know that your not stupid. I've realized a lot of things lately and its made me realize that there are things that we should all get to experience. Take a step outside get in your car and drive somewhere you've never been to before. It doesn't even have to be some place far away. Don't just drive there to get there. Look at what you pass by. Maybe you will have a a diffrent outlook on everything, I know I do now. Sometimes you just need to pack it up and change your regular routine to let you not take so many beautiful things for granted or go unnoticed.

There is a lot to appreciate in this world. That includes everyone on of you. I know its hard to fight that fear of self worth and the lack of understanding of the reasons as to why we exist in this way, but you are worth more then you realize, don't leave before you find the value in everything including yourself.

>>137418594
kill yourself

>>137418594
That's really nice to hear. Too bad I don't have a car.

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>>137418594

>>137418594
Deep stuff, that's got me thinking now..

So does Tripwire just not care that their game is fucking dead? Do they not have the man-power or something?

Aren't they a relatively large dev team at this point? I've just gotten to the point where I've stopped caring about this game. There hasn't been any significant content in 4 months and the next update isn't even including a new perk. It's fucking ridiculous.

I'm going to marry healslut!

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>>137418594
What the fuck am I reading?

>>137419416
I'm already married to her, you can be her boyfriend though.

>>137419557
Cuck.

>>137419765
There's nothing wrong with being a cuck, anon

>>137419390

Well a lot of there devs have left the team recently to get PHD's and stuff. They probably realized it might be time to get a real job or something, I dunno.

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>>137419390
I don't know, you tell me.

>>137419390
Personally I think they just waste a shitload of time on dumb shit.

Project leader all going to check up on a weapon designer and he's modeling up the laser gun from duck dodgers while making pew pew noises with his mouth. Group of sound effects people all implementing acapella singing scrakes and FPs that make the sound of a deflating balloon rocketing around the room while it rages while laughing like schoolboys. That sort of thing.

Then they all realize they should've had an update out 2 weeks ago and they have literally nothing of substance even started.

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>still no Ana reskin or hair change
Workshop needs to get its priorities in order.

>>137420481
go make it yourself
the actual character models are locked down pretty good

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>>137416081

What a generic photo. Could be of anyone's feet, wouldn't matter.
If Healslut wants to dress up seriously they're gonna have to do better than that. Only showing your legs and feet at a shallow angle where you can't see the rest of the body whatsoever is the absolute lowest level of "trapping" you can get.

If I were to take my thighhighs out, put them on, and take a picture, I could look just as "cute" even though in real life I am overweight and have a beard.
Healslut (or whoever's feet that is) is gonna have to try much harder to convince anyone.

>>137419390
they just have completely fucked priorities
>hey instead of content, bug fixes, or balance patches, let's invest resources into a game mode that like 2 people wanted, and not even the endless game mode that everyone wanted
my boiling hatred for john gibson will never die

>>137420430
>>137421346
Does anyone else get a weird feeling that they're just plain lazy? Like that's the only real excuse I can think of that makes any sense.

I feel as though they're just lazy and have absolutely zero intention of doing anything faster than a snail's pace.

>>137419390
http://www.tripwireinteractive.com/jobs.aspx
>Environmental Artist
>Lead Designer
>Art Director
>Character Artist
>Technical Artist
>QA Testers
>Senior Gameplay Programmer
Sharpshooter coming for Christmas

>>137420006
>>137421881
So what, did people leave or something? I wonder what happened. They didn't ALWAYS feel this incompetent.

>>137421346
I fear that VS Survival will be a total garbage. Good enough to play for giggles, but no real challenge, just dumb shit.

>>137421773
i don't think tripwire is lazy, i think all of the talented people keep getting pulled aside for a bunch of stupid side project bullshit like VS mode. john gibson is a fucking liar when he says things like the zedconomy don't take away from core production.

maybe SOME people at tripwire are lazy, but this whole shitshow reeks of management cockery to me than anything else.

>>137421996
People realized this game was going to fail with Zedconomy, and knew TWI had enough resources tied up in it that it would destroy the company.
Rats from a sinking ship man

>>137422602

May those rats at least find a more reliable ship.

So the only content I honestly care about are the perks.
What are you guys' realistic predictions as to when we'll see the rest of the perks?

I feel like we'll see sharpshooter in late July, and I HONESTLY believe that SWAT and Martial Artist are going to be paid perks at some point in early 2017.

>>137423028
I want to be wrong, but using common sense and looking how fast things are introduced right now, SWAT and Martial Artist are not going to be released this year.

>>137423028

SS: Late June/early July
MA: November
SWAT: November as DLC

>>137423028
Late 2017 at the earliest is when this game comes out of Early Access.

Done right, stay tuned.

>>137423028
>>137424991

>2017
Oh boy aren't you two optimistic about this game's future.

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>medic bought a nade pistol
And then I hopped the fuck out

>>137421204
did no one else notice how pathetic this post was???

>>137426521
I don't know anon I can see his reasoning. It's true those could be the feet of anyone? How do we really know they belong to healslut?