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>Guide for beginners (STATS/STRATS MAY BE OUTDATED):
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=425843240
Memetastic maps by /kfg/:
>KF-Fog_Rig http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=646654523
>KF-Mall http://drive.google.com/file/d/0BywcqXA0Kt4IS3pwMFQ2VVRHZ00/view?pli=1
>KF-Nuked http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=642313451
>KF-ParkingGarage http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=642348804
>KF-GreenStreet http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=646131633
>KF-Antarctic http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=644445723
Mods n shit:
>Anon's weapon skins and modded Soundtracks
https://mega.nz/#F!axEgHD7L!7d-vuxYC5SBMmADi6cMjlA
>Engraveless 1911 skin
http://kf2.gamebanana.com/skins/143388
>Anon's guide to modding sounds
http://pastebin.com/UTnM0yb8 (embed)
>Useful console commands for testing or goofing around:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=424641626
>Spreadsheet with lots of stats about Perks, Damage, Weapons, Etc:
http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GDpg2mN1l_86U_RaDug0glFx8cZCuErwxZLiBKl9SyY/
>Grind map for gaining xp fast:
http://kf2.gamebanana.com/maps/187635
>Mapping/modding help, Bugs, Tweaks, Downloads, and extra stuff:
http://pastebin.com/w5jdaGVn (embed)
>How to join servers via the console
1. Press F3
2. type "open" then the IP address. if the server is passworded you append that with "?password=blahblah"
3. example: open 127.0.0.1:23020?password=cocaine
Previous thread: >>136546419
>>137054445
Reminder that the 150MB update is just some compiler admin shit or something.
Nothing to get excited about, the actual update is still very soon, so stay tuned.Fuck man I was so close to waking up this time.
>update happens
>generals back
>get excited
>its nothing
>feels bad
>>137055520
It's just another day.
4th for ded
>>137055130
Sleep tight Filia poster
Hi
>>137056880
Hey handsome
>>137056880
Hey. You here for kf2?
>>137058178
Hey. (;
>>137058202
Absolutely.
>>137059241
I LOVE YOU HEALMEME
Reminder the update won't be out today and it'll be several Gigs in size
>>137060314
>several gigs for 2 weapons and a map
>patch is basically confirmed to not be out for another month
>>137059241
Heal play PvP so I can murder you
?
>>137063416
it's fucking nothing
>>137061546
>We didn't waste development time guys I swear!
>>137063416
Read a few posts above you
>>137063416
Come the fuck on, it's literally the first post.
>150MB UPDATE
GUYS IT'S REALLY HAPPENING
>>137060314
>7 gigs
Bullshit cunt,
How can two weapons and a map be 7 gigs?
Unless the PvP is fuckhuge.
>>137066145
No it isn't you stupid animeme posting fuck.
>>137066269
>New PvP mode
>2 weapons
>1 map
>Game conductor
>Crafting system, 70 new zedconomy items
>New ragdolls for headshots
>Some bug fixes
There's plenty of stuff in this patch, I blame the new cosmetics for the size
>>137066564
Oh yeah true, I forgot about the conductor.
Hopefully it'll only make the game harder though, not easier, that'd be shit.
>Oh hey team!
>We noticed that one of your teammates has died every wave since Wave 1!
>Now that it's Wave 6, we've decided to scale your difficulty more appropriately
>No FP spawns or Scrake spawns until Wave 10!
Fuck no manne.
>>137054445
>155MB
wow its fucking nothing, the actual update will be literally 3.5 gigs.
Go back to ded everybody
>>137067258
NO
UPDATE WHEN BY THE WAY
I'm trying to write negative review on steam
write for me something /kfg/
>>137068185
"/kfg/ told me this was a bad game so now I think it is too"not to be taken seriously of course
>>137068185
Just write something about micro transactions like everybody else
>>137068185
The worst offense above all else in the early access shit is how much the devs flat out ignore the community. Feel free to refer to that essay the pro players wrote that was basically blatantly ignored by TW.
Personally the lack of communication is the worst thing for me. Second to the lack of direction on understand of their own game.
>>137068185
What's the difference between the second coming of Christ and KF2 leaving Early Access?
One is an essentially mythological event that many believe will occur in the future, but probably not within our lifetimes, or even at all, and the other is the second coming of Christ.
>>137068185
They couldn't care less about balance. 100% true review.
>game with 2 zerks
>they both just mash M2 on fleshpounds with the Zwei
>no sort of blocking/parrying
>>137068185
my review from the zedconomy update
Wilkes was seen in the beta trailers for KF2
He won the poll on the next character in the game
Why in the fuck don't we have him ingame yet
>>137071653
They cut him to have the ability need to "prove" that they're working on the game by putting him into the game again saying "see guys, we're good".
>>137071653
I think I remember seeing some forum post by a dev that says he wasn't going to be worked on/included because he didn't fit in the art design the game has.
Which is pretty bullshit, considering we have Tom Banner and all manners of cosmetic items.
>>137073045
No, there isnt any forum post related to wilkes specifically
That was just one of the developers saying he didnt want to make sexy woman characters and no buff armored male characters
We could still get Wilkes
>>137073045
>talking on our boy banner like that
He's basically what Hayato is though, a weirdo who's taking his fantasy role too seriously, its a decent fit.
Hans feels way more out of place, and to a lesser degree, Strasser, who was a frozen guy from WW2.
>>137071653
>wanting a generic halo clone
no
>>137071653
>>137071927
>>137073045
>>137074443
Where is my Mike Noble? Where is my spooky skeleton made entirely of hate and fuck?
My obsession with SWAT units is getting out of control, /kfg/.
At first I was just excited for the Justice set. Then I made SWAT weapon skins. Now I've ordered a full SWAT uniform.
God, how much am I gonna end up spending on the steam market trying to get that Justice set?
>>137077559
Are you at least going to be cosplaying with that outfit?
>>137077559
This is getting gayer each moment, anon
>>137077559
SWATfag
>>137077812
Of course. Why else would I buy it?
>>137078053
I'm such a nerd ecks dee
Every time I want to play, I have to play in either 1-normal or 2-hoe with shitty unleveled pubs because no one plays anymore.
When I join the group, the group seems dead. Is there a time or a day which people still play this ded nightmare?
We stayed tuned before, but these are hard times.
>>137077835
Wanna rub mags, recruit?
>>137060314
Am I the only one who still thinks the size of these updates is way too high for what they are? I get it that this isn't just a bunch of patches to fix a few numbers in code or anything like that, but I've seen games that add about as much content as this upcoming update will, with sizes much lower.
KF2, in fact, is currently the game with the largest size out of all the others I have downloaded. There's something really odd about that. It really makes me think there's some rather serious lack of optimization from TWI's side.
>>137079892
Apparently it has something to do with the unreal engine which forces them to make updates big in size.
>>137079892
3 things
1. Waste
2. Fraud
3. Abuse
>installed KF2 on my SSD with windows on it
>only 4.7GB remaining
help
>>137080880
do you have a 50GB SSD?
>>137080880
>installing KF2
>>137080880
>Installing games on an SSD with a capacity that was made only to store your OS
You dumb m8
>>137081546
>Installing games on an SSD with a capacity that was made only to store your OS
wat
>we'll never get a slutty female character
>>137081759
We already have you, and that's more than enough.
>>137081675
If an SSD is already running dangerously low on storage capacity only from having one game installed, it is clear the SSD was not intended to hold that much data, i.e. games. SSDs, as they come nowadays, are generally intended only to hold your OS so it loads faster at startup. Not dozens of GBs for games. You can buy SSDs with high-enough capacities to be able to hold a bunch of games, but they are still way too expensive.
Bottom line: Buy an HDD for your actual storage.
>>137081759
>tfw TWI has stated they are staunch social justice warriors and KF2 will NEVER have a slutty bikini armor character for fanservice purposes
>>137082282
Can we have anime characters at least? Is this anime discrimination or something?
>>137082215
True, price per GB is higher, if you're a poorfag wagecuck. SSDs improve loading times for almost every video game, with the most drastic difference being MMOs like World of Warcraft, where loading screens happen in less than a tenth of the time as they do on HDDs.
>>137080975
It's 120GB, but there's a couple other games on there that I still play. I like all of them enough that it's difficult to decide which one to remove come time for KF2's update.
>>137082282
>>137082535
>play KF2
>die because too distracted by anime girl ass on another player
>>137082589
>if you're a poorfag wagecuck
>Posts this with a le epic pepe image
Something tells me you are projecting here.
>>137082881
>tfw living off free money from taxpayers
Thanks for paying for my NEET lifestyle.
>>137081867
I'm no slut, I don't even main medic
No wonder we're going to shit, we got unironic /r9k/ posters here, not even the good kind
>>137083336
you probably main berserker
I've noticed girls usually main demo or zerk and cucks main medic while real men play everything else.
>>137082589
>Spends money unnecessarily with mommy's credit card just to lessen the time of loading screens in his gaymes
Where is /g/ right now? They would have a field trip with this guy.
>update because TWI changed compiler
I'm almost afraid to go look at how badly it broke all the mods and shit I had
>>137083558
>tfw playing only demo, zerk, and medic
WHAT AM I
>>137083496
>>137082881
>samefag got triggered when he found out his hard-earned money is being funneled into my onaholes and anime figurines
>>137083721
nigga I'm from /g/ step it up
>>137083558
Are you implying support, mando and firebugs are real men?
>>137082589
>You can buy SSDs with high-enough capacities to be able to hold a bunch of games, but they are still way too expensive.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OAJ412U/ref=twister_B00PRDMHLU
>>137082589
>using a fucking SSD for MMOS
PUT ANDERSON BACK IN THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY
>>137084195
He's the kind of guy that buys a $1000 video card or a full Alienware to play LoL all day.
>>137084037
you quoted wrong person but yeah the difference is negligible when you're building your entertainment system. I can understand when you have to budget your parents' allowance or christmas gifts but when its your own money and you want to invest in an entertainment device dropping $2-$3k is nothing and a $80 SSD isn't the breaking point.
>>137084195
What he said was true. I used to only own a HDD and WoW and CS:GO loading screens were atrocious. I had a 970 and it was still slow as fuck. Installed WoW on a new SSD one day and holy shit it was so fast and smooth.
You have no idea until you see it for yourself.
>>137083862
Support is very manly, the idiotic kind.
You're basically playing a zerk where you have to get in enemies faces and without the resistance or speed benefits.
>>137084195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoKUFGjFR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ic6ttIGZEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WykqsQozDB8
BTFO
>>137084423
What's the point still? I get it that loading screens aren't exactly engaging, but for only making those load faster, I really don't see why you wouldn't use that money you spend buying an SSD over an HDD/Hybrid Disk for hardware that actually makes the game itself run better, like a better video card or CPU. I'd honestly rather have better framerate than better loading times. Upgrading my HDD is the least of my priorities in a gaming PC.
>>137085386
>Upgrading my HDD is the least of my priorities in a gaming PC.
Very true, it is the last priority. Just depends on how much you actually game on your PC to feel its worth.
>tfw bought my first 250GB SSD thinking it will only be used for OS like you guys did.
>try moving WoW to SSD when I wiped the raid on WoW due to long loading screen
>works brilliantly
>End up needing more space down the road and prefer shorter loading screens
>buy a 2nd SSD with 500GB
I havent played since early January, anything happen??
>>137086341
Nope.
>>137086341
lol
>>137086341
lmao no
>>137086341
>I havent played since early January, anything happen?
I want to die because of this question.
>>137086967
>.
>>137086967
>>137086854
>>137086854
>>137086809
>>137086809
>>137086493
not evne since early january? r u sure?
Please make more.
>>137087135
Look, I'll be honest with you.
There has been zero content updates since December.
Here's what we can expect in the next update:
>2 weapons
>a map
>more cosmetics
>tacked on Versus mode
If you're extremely optimistic we'll get the update early next week.
If you're more realistic we can expect it late in 2-3 weeks.
>>137087135
At best we've been told about changes going to happen along with the FREE CONTENT PACK, so stay tuned to find those out.
>>137086341
>>137087135
Instead of v1021, we're on v1025.
You can read all the great bug fixes on the TWI forums.
>>137087264
>>137087264
I can't actually draw though. I just traced the original image.
>>137087451
Content is content my nigga
>>137087135
Literally fucking nothing. You can play to farm up a crate per week if you want.
>>137087687
I was just saying I won't draw anything like that from scratch.
If it's traces people want I can try making some, though.
>>137087841
Traces are fine my man, a lot of animemes come from them after all.
>ded at 99
>>137091081
What do you expect out of a dead game?
>>137084396
Not in a billion years, kid.
>>137088113
Aw, thanks.
Here, have Megumin grinding up against an RPG.
>>137096164
Actually this one is a bit better.
>>137093567
FUCK YOU CAMERON
EVERY THREAD UNTIL HE'S BACK IN THE GAME
>>137096819
You should've voted Labour, kid.
NHS is dead in the water, just like him, you, and KF2.
>>137096687
Cute
How do I install this?
>>137099346
You don't unless you want to eat a big bullet.
>>137099346
Have you tried reading the description maybe?
>>137096687
OH MY GOD
YOU ARE MY HERO
>>137100793
C'mon anon
>>137096687I coloured it.
>>137103594
Small fix.
>>137104167
big fix
>>137104927
Shit son, blend those strokes
>>137105094
blend yourself
>>137104927
Can you please fix/add these?
>>137105562
fucking demanding holy shit
>>137105562
instead of making a picture to point out what's wrong why didn't you fix it yourself and post that instead?
>>137105964
Because I'm absolutely terrible at drawing things, I coloured it though.
>>137106098
Then learn to draw, stop procrastinating and start doing.
>>137105562
>>137106098
and learn to colour /well/ while you're at it
>>137106197
>>137106498
Thank you senpai. I'll try to add something to this pic when I'll wake up.
>>137068731
Hah
>>137074514
They should have just said that Strasser was some faggot who was obsessed with WW2
>>137108939
>"hold up, new 'clip' in!"
>>137083558
i am straight male and main demo, tyvm
>>137083558
fuck off, I main demo/support and I'm not into any of the gay trash that goes on in this shithole
>>137103594
bless you, my nigga, for this OC
>>137083558
Commando and GS main. feels good
>>137083558
>I've noticed girls usually main demo or zerk
That's funny because every female I've seen in kf plays firebug
xd
>>137114241
why didn't you let it die?
>>137114364
xddd
>>137114364
Because I love you!
xd bump to save thread
>>137116929
bane?
>>137083558
>tfw play all classes with high proficiency and equal frequency while waiting for my main perk SS to be released.
I'm p-perfectly s-s-sane.
SHARP WHEN
>>137119116
No, you're not
>people are still excited for the sniper
The CoD stench is real
>>137123302
>people are awaiting with teeth grinding anger for the only content worth mentioning in 3 months and last content period of the year
>>137123528
And what a sad life they have that they're this angry over nothing
>>137106498
>>137104927
>>137104167
>>137103594
Whoa, I never figured someone would actually color my image.
Thank you.
>>137123302
shut up white bitch
>New update
>It's absolutely fucking nothing
>New /kfg/
>Anime shit everywhere
I wish I could forget about this game
>>137124645
If you're complaining of anime shit and would rather have the thread be dead, why are you replying?
>>137124645
>Complaining about Animemes when your profile pic is a Furry
I wish you could forget about this game too.
No dying, not on my watch
>post a threadly complain about demo for a couple of threads
>weapon swap announced
This shitpost of mine glows with an awesome power.
>>137129470
please shitpost about about audio resource package file structures next, before I have stroke
>>137129470
Shitpost about fatport next, daddy needs some more shotgun fun
>>137130628
Nigga AA12 is getting buffed again, support will be fine
>>137079892
unreal engine updates are fuckhuge
>>137131160
Lowering the price and faster reloads to your T4 is a good start, but there still needs to be tweaks made.
Damage and falloff is awful when it means you have to be zerk tier close, welding may as well just not exist and those zed time skills are too weak for what its worth when you have nukes, spartans and sedates running amock.
I wouldn't even mind ammo being pricey and not plentiful if it meant actual good damage that didn't drop off after the first two zeds right in your face.
>>137132515
dumb velourposter
>>137133714
dumb dumbposter
>>137108939>clip
>>137133959It is a clip though, .webms are technically clips :^)
>>137133714
pls no bully, I just want werewolf pussy like everyone else
>>137077545
Where's Edmund Cook? Where's that insane private detective in chicken suit?
>>137134980
WHERE'S TF2 PYRO? WE NEED THE TF2 CROSSOVER AGAIN
KF2 should do a SMNC crossover
http://steamcommunity.com/games/232090/announcements/detail/951757389280277737
>>137136913
>No KF-Nuked
>London Escape
>>137135201
But we already have Ana to spot shitters, we don't need the TF2 Pyro back.
>>137136913
>everyone crying over nuked
lmao
>>137140054
>not Oisten
Literally the biggest shitter attracter
>>137136913
>nuked didn't win shit
i think sexman's a fag but it deserved at least 4th.
>>137141158
>Implying shitters even know how to get Oinsten
I barely ever see him, I've yet to see a single good one though I'll give you that
>>137142667
Luckily they're rare but holy fuck, i've never seen one who wasn't the living example of a booster. My last three games where i've encountered them
>never healed others and didn't even heal himself when he was last man standing
>just kept spamming M2 on a fleshpound with the zwei as zerk then complained when the medic didn't keep him alive enough despite the fact he never blocked/parried
>firebug who used the flamethrower and kept spraying big enemies with it instead of crisping weaker enemies
Not once have I seen a redeemable one, I notice they're the biggest TW apologists too so that probably explains a lot
Healslut has a huge butt!
>>137147390
>>137147807
I'll stop posting when I feel like it
>>137148204
why dont you post a live stream of your suicide kid.. heh....
>>137148704
Thats a little rude
UPDATE WHEN
>>137152358
hopefully today or tomorrow at the latest.
>>137152358
Next week at the soonest.
>>137152358
Stay tuned!
>>137152705
They don't update on Fridays.
>>137152358
>>137152358
SHARP WHEN
>>137153154
>QA is generating bugs
Wrong. QA is discovering bugs.
>>137157087
Not at Tripwire!
I haven't played since the beta and I just tried Gunslinger and holy fucking shit I love it.
I just quickly played solo on normal just to test it but is it actually any good on higher difficulties?
>>137153154
>QA is generating bugs
>>137157520
Gunslinger is probably the second strongest perk, equal to Berserker but stronger than Firebug.
>>137157520
very good on higher difficulties, but much more mechanically difficult than most classes if you want to play it at its best.
>>137153053
they updated the game twice on a friday.
the only day they haven't updated/posted an update is on saturday.
>playing okay game with decent looking team
>going fine
>wave 6 one of the zerkers changes to demo
>even though we already had a demo
>kept blasting scrakes with explosive RPG shots
>look at name and profile pic
>typical gamer gurl who has her caked up face as a profile pic and has xx in the name
>>137159025
were any of those content updates, or were they hotfixes the day after a major patch?
the point of not doing big updates on friday is to give at least 1 day to push fixes if there's a huge problem.
>>137160359
one was right after ROTP and the other was 3 days after the I&D open beta, it's still a small possibility they update today or tomorrow between 12-6PM.who am i kidding TWI will never update when we expect it.
>>137161656
It's almost 1600 at TWI. They go home in an hour. They ain't updating today.
>>137161656
yeah I don't see them ever dropping a big update on a friday, still hopeful it'll come today though.
>>137162101
if i remember correctly they stuck around over-time to deploy one of the more "recent" patches, it could happen again.of course it's more likely they'll just jerk us around some more and deploy the patch in a week or two because "opt-in betas are too hard"
>>137157520
Dedicated Scrake killer probably the perk with the highest skill ceiling.
debate me, atheists
>>137163006
>crossbow will either be hitscan or poorly implemented laser projectile
>>137163006
What are we debating?
>>137163006
You're right, they're worse than nothing in this game.
>>137087135
Zerk got buffed and demo nerfed
>>137168428
All is right in the world
>>137163006
Martial Artist will have the power of invisibility in some form or manner.
>>137171180
It'll be a zed time skill where enemies can no longer see MA and he can move in normal speed like zerk
>>137171180
This is the second time today i've seen this image, what the heck is it from and how awful is it?
>>137163006
Crosshairs on a scope are fine because it's a scope.
Crosshairs floating in the air in front of you are a shitter's crutch.
Where is your God now?
>>137173850
Its not like the crosshair now has any value, is it just TW subtle way of saying "don't use it"?
>>137076190
>halo clone
?
anime
>>137174938
h-hi
>>137174938
>>137174938
>>137174938
>long ago, used to hate /kfg/ animemes
>now welcome them and even join in because i hate this shitty game and only stick around to watch it burn like it deserves to
>>137174938
Shhh...Harry Enfield is sleeping
>>137176186
Wake up dood this game fucking sucks
>>137176425
Surprise chuckle achieved.
>>137176186
Wake up you pillock!
>>137175037
>>137175350
>>137175568
>>137175789ur cute
>>137176163
That's not very nice, anon.
>>137176761Gaou~
>>137176425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMAYOoi56IU
>"The level cap is 25 and there are people running around with level 38, 39 even higher than that."
>Perks being reset
>Everyone complained enough so it didn't happen
>No content
>Posted the video a week after EA released
>Repetitive grinding
>Hans revenge and zed spawing was still relevant back then
>>137176902who are you and why do you hug me so much ;_;
>>137136913
holy crap this map looks awesome
I want to tie xenos to a chair and start playing with him making him my cute toy.
I want to make him edge and watching his cute face as he squirms around unable to finish
>>137176046
>Been in /kfg/ since the start of the beta
>Never minded the animemes
>Thought they were a little strange, but wheredoyouthinkweare.png
>Play lots of games with them, they're really good and lots of fun
>Have a great time with lots of different people
>Don't mind the ERP and unusual things that sometimes happen because, I don't know, I'm not autistic?
>Meanwhile, people like me actually have a bad time here and get mad because some random is posting china cartoons, to the point where they don't even like this game and yet they're still here.
I can't explain it.
Can you?
>>137176046
Careful, that's a slippery slope.
>>137136913
>Shopping Spree
>no KF-Mall
>>137136913
>london escape
>>137177762
Animeme culture in /vg/ in general is weird, just leave em to their corner and they're just a funny observation.
I've found em to be pretty good though with some exceptions, so i'm not even upset at this point.
>>137176046
I still think KF2 is redeemable, but Tripwire isn't. I'm done giving those scumbags money, but I want to see KF2 through to the end. Thankfully I never gave a shit about Rising Storm or Red Orchestra and I pity anyone who does.
Where do my maps download to if I subscribed to the workshop for it?
>>137147390
>Healslut has a huge butt!
flat as a 10 year old
>>137182701
cache i think
>support on HoE, volter manor
>last one alive against the patty
>team doubted me telling me to die and one even left
>he was in orange and took a lot of beatings so I knew I had a chance
>on the ammo hunt as I get some distance while he taunts from killing last person
>boomstick abusing to keep the dodging and mobility on in case he gets too close or goes for the rockets
>find 2 boxes and unleash hell with AA12
>he's gone off cloaked and returns in red as i'm scouting for more
>both keep the offensive pressure on and kill him withmed pistol
>one of the pubs actually said "holy shit"
Its time like that i'm still happy to play my shotgun class, even if I did kill him with a medic toy.
>tfw tried adding the spaceport map that won the contest to my server
>if the mapvote at the end of a round changes to it, the server crashes
>changing it manually in webadmin works fine
that sucks, oh well
>messing around with Banners outfit a bit
>riot helmet change from that anons NEET uniform for Briar also carries onto Banner
Huh, neat.
Remember how naive we were?
>>137187225
>incorporating community feedback into our tuning and balancing
>>137187564
The community feedback sure got incorporated into the tuning
Can't say much for the balancing though
>>137187978
Yeah.
They do listen to us. There's a 6 month delay until they implement, but they do listen.
>>137188374
I feel like they are trying their best, but they're just slow and Yoshiro is awful at communicating with the community.
>>137188765
>I feel like they are trying their best
that's what is so worrying
>>137188917
Tell me about it.
I don't know which perspective is more disturbing.
>Tripwire aren't trying their best
>Which means they're lazy as shit and their priorities are greedy and shady as hell
OR
>Tripwire are trying their best
>Which means they're pretty far off the mark right now and have no idea what they're doing and YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN KID
>>137188917
Its a real shame that its where they seem to fail at most. TW genuinely have some talented people working there, but these slow updates are really killing it.
I know they're not the fastest when it comes to things and they like to release things in bulk, but shit, this is pretty awful.
>>137181515
>just leave em to their corner and they're just a funny observation.
if you do that they cover the whole thread in their cancerous garbage
which is what has happened to this shithole
>>137191646
it wouldn't be covered if there was actual game related content to post
But that's gone and the threads die of their own accord
>>137184356
Good job, anon.Can I touch your abs?
>>137177352I'm your next lover
>>137188374
Shrapnel exists since september.
>>137193059
They put it on firebug and not demo.
>>137191646
seriously, this >>137192026
even the forest devs that only have like 5 people manage a big update once a month. this general is shit because the game is dead because tripwire can't unfuck themselves long enough to put out a stupid balance patch and resurrect some hope from their ghost town of a playerbase.
yes i mad.
>>137190278
Extreme stubborness from the one in charge.
>>137193516
>Live Update is implemented next update
>They'll use it as frequently as they actually update the game
>>137193779
Fucking THIS
All problems can always be traced back to John Gibson. Does anyone have that image explaining all the shit he did leading up to the release of Red Orchestra 2?
What if TWI never made KF2, where would /kfg/ be?
>>137196398
Going through the painful wait of Fire Emblem Fates coming out in yurop, I still am now but i'd have one less thing to be waiting several months on.
>>137192026
except this shit was everywhere even when there was content
>>137197134
welcome to 4chang
as long as there's something worth talking about, it will stay background noise. It's when we're busy STAYING TUNED that weebshits begin ERPing or whatever the hell they do
>>137197134
And we had the content to drown it out, its a natural balance of life
>>137197274what if i'm both stupid and naive?
>>137197449you'll fit right in
give Tripwire more money plz
>>137192553you damn well can, this strong body is still ripped from carrying the team.
>>137197882Carry me next!to bed
>make a new friend
>chat with them and have some fun
>play some warframe together
>check their library, notice they have kf2
>they only play normal and hard
fucking gross
>>137199012
How many hours though?
Sharpshooter never ever
>>137199540
33
so maybe they still need time
>>137198417when i'm done with you, you'll have to be carried everywhere
>>137199573
>December start to March end
>Blizzard release two new maps for co-op, a new commander, a couple of solid patches and the first part of the Nova campaign
>New commanders are confirmed for April
>December start to March end
>Tripwire release one perk, one map, one testmap and a surprise RNG system which cripples their reputation
>Release nothing else, can't even guarantee another perk in April
This is more unbelievable than when I thought Selendis would be a bro-tier ally and thenshe was a major villain.
How the fuck can this be?
HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS BE?
Seriously? Shit, I can't even say "Yeah well they're working on RS2 as well" because Antimatter is doing it.
HOW? HOW CAN SO LITTLE BE DONE AFTER SO LONG?
>>137199606
Yeah that makes sense, especially if they haven't had KF1 experience
Give it 50-60 hours and see what the levels are like before giving him a hand in sui
>>137201092
fair enough
we will see
Remember that anon who made KF-GreenStreet? The guy goes on /pdg/ too, he made a Payday track and got noticed by Simon Viklund.kf2 so dead people re-install Payday2
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, Be happy
Your favourite character is dead
You still hear his lines in your head
Don't worry, Be happy
The new game lacks your favourite gun
Without it you just can't have fun
Don't worry, Be happy
You think all the new maps are lame
Can't remember your last Foundry game
Don't worry, Be happy
You had fun playing HOE you know
But that was oh so long ago
Don't worry, Be happy
The good old days will come back again
But until then it's UPDATE WHEN
Don't worry, Be happy
You used to talk to KF players here
But now it's some guy who loves Nepgear
Don't worry, Be happy
The update for SS is late
Still no GF to impregnate
Don't worry, Be happy
>>137199803who r uwhen do we play together
>>137203153i'm healmeme, who are you?
>>137203537
>healmeme
>no . filename
nice try kid
>>137203537Awkward.
>>137203802
Its totallly me I swear
>>137204048
>>137204067
>>137204067
kill yourself asap
>>137204067
>>137204140
You could have prevented this.That's not even a real NepNep.
>>137204140
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>137204460
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>137204048
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>137204460
I LOVE YOU HEALSLUT
Post butt
>>137204140
*unzips pyro*
>>137204914
>liking trannies
>>137204757
I agree, anon.
>>137204914
Negative.
>>137205225
Theres nothing wrong with tranniesmy gf is one and shes one of the sweetest people about
>>137205369
What if I asked on steam?
>>137205561
To me what matters is beauty.
Aesthetics. I greatly appreciate aesthetics.
Now, there are trans who are the ideal, they turn out very feminine and beautiful.
However, they are one in every ten.
The other nine are just sad aberrations.
All that said, thankfully, my love for beauty has been best found in actual women so far.What I'm trying to say is, I hope your "girl"friend isn't a hideous half-man-thing.
No offense to the LGBTs or whatever.
>>137205762
U S E D G O O D S
>>137205762
Negative.
>>137206017
Hi tiki
>>137206140
sup slut
>>137206017
S C R E E N C A P S
>>137206359
Hey! You were meant to give that hat back upon your dismissal. That's Government property now.
>>137206017
Got any more? This is kinda hot
post more hilarious erp logs this general will die without drama
>>137206471
My fucking dick
>>137207874
>>137206471
>>137206017
tiki the resident tranny tamer
>>137206017
>>137206471
>>137207874UPDATE WHEN
>>137208210
>tfw it felt so good playing as demo when it was first released
why did they nerf demolition so much, it was literally perfect
>>137208463
>sit at chokepoint behind a serker
>kill any specials without any risk to team for an hour on HoE
sure is FUN GAME!!!!
>>137208463
>Sit at the back of the team and detonate C4 every now and then to kill fucking everything
>And stun a FP sometimes maybe
Yeah man Nuke was so much fun
>>137208210
April 5.
>>137208539
>>137208790
kek cornerhugging fags outted themselves, how fun is it sitting in 1 place and doing nothing
fuck idiots like this who think they know everything
>>137201830
Hey man. I don't go to Payday general. I went a bit on it last year but never posted there.
W E W
E
W
L A D
A
D
http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showpost.php?p=1479314&postcount=4
>I think Versus Survival is the last official mode for launch
>No endless mode
>No objective mode
>>137218342
>objective mode map coming out with update
m8....
>>137218921
You can't even use the Trader and the "Objectives" are completely awful, no disrespect for the guy since he did what he could with the bare bone tools Tripwire gave us, but it's no way a proper objective mode.
>>137192747
best idol
Is the HoE server the only one that's up?
>>137218342
>That one question about official maps.
Out of curiosity, am I the only one who doesn't really care about new maps?
The community does such a great job putting out cash maps that I wouldn't be bothered if TW put new maps on hold to get other stuff done like the perks.
I havnt played in ages, The last content patch I played with was the "incinerate and detonate patch"
Has anything been added since? I read something about a pvp mode? sounds strange...
>>137220776
OH SHIT you've been gone for a while.
Here's what you missed,
Gunslinger
A couple of new maps
As for the rest, STAY TUNED VERY SOON
>>137220776
Patriarch, Gunslinger, microtransactions, Workshop support, PvP mode soon, 2 Sharpshooter weapons soon (but not the Perk because fuck you)
>>137221084
>>137221150
Thanks pals
>>137160163
>>kept blasting scrakes with explosive RPG shots
Unlike the Pulv, the RPG when exploding does also do its impact damage.
>>137206471
>>137223108
Which is fucking nothing (150 base ballistic damage) unless it's a headshot, while throwing off everyone's else aim.
>>137223539
>healslut is a /pol/-tier racist
where's the unfriend and block button?
>>137224104
Is it 2015 again?
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/112134985/#q112287473
>tfw seeing Healslut's huge rack
>>137224104
Only white heterosexual males can be racist, anon. Your very ignorance and intolerance triggers me and the rest of the attack helicopter community.
>>137225291
nostalgiafags pls go and stay go
Looks like I'm in charge now.
>>137225463
Shut up white bitch
>>137225826
Okay.
>>137209413
WELL DONE SHITWIRE
>>137225075
i've already read enough
>>137228697
pls stop ty
Do something, or I'm brown bread!
RELEASE THE TOXIN
>>137178554
Now before we lose sight of what's important:
Source on that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7q--xnmG0
>>137233669
jesus christ this image made me crack up so hard
reminded me of this tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSBeTEfYVyo
>KF-Grooveyard
This map is pretty fun tbqhwyf
>>137216786
holy shit no fucking way, please tell they back tracked on that.
>>137235062
Nuked was a shit map get over it
>>137236328
>real anime hours
What the fuck is this crap?
/hg/ frowns upon you.
THIS is how you post REAL NIGGA HOURS
>>137236328
what's it like to be wrong?
Is Support still shit?
>>137237269
yes, now go to sleep and dream of hsg-1.
Bumping before I go to bed
>>137238552
OK I got to know, what show is she from?
>>137238607
not that anon, but i'm guessing the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya.
>>137238607
Konosuba
Oh for fuck's sake boys.
Colonel here, is anyone else seeing this weird ass shit?
>>137241012
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
APRIL FOOLS WAS YESTERDAY YOU DUMB AMERICAN FUCKS
Don't refresh the page and you'll at least spare yourself from the horrible layout.
>>137223983
>(150 base ballistic damage)
quadrupled for scrakes
does using a custom name fix it?
>>137242292
Nope.
>>137242292
no it does not
One can dream right?
>Sharp gets added and it's NOT a copy of GS or Firebug and NOT in a taste of "Commando who can damage spike" to make mando an inferior class. It's a light glasscannon perk with high damage per shot rifles. No health or mobility modifier but helps team to stand a point without zerkwall
>All classes get new weaponry by the means of unlocks from high difficulty achievements or may be even DLC. I honestly don't care after that point. M32 Rotary MGL, HSG-1 or Pancor Jackhammer (M.C.Z. Thrower), Lee-Enfield (S.P.L. Musket), FNFAL....
>Objective mode added to the game, and now high difficulty objective achievements unlock extra arsenal.
>Demolition gets a faster weapon swap ability instead of Grenade Supplier. On contact now allow C4 to have a motion detector and set off automatically at the presence of enough specimen around when laid on ground. Now demo gameplay diverses into faster weapon swapping combos or on contact TNT stun and C4 traps.
>Support's Supplier ability gives out grenades as well as ammo and now Ammo ability increases the grenades you can carry by 2.
>Commando's Single Fire ability now also allows him to pierce one target. Leadership also increases the movement speed of you and closeby teammates by 10%. Backup also increases your weapon shove damage.
>Firebug gets Shrapnel tuned down, Zed Napalm now causes other specimen to stumble on first contact always.
I fixed your game thank me later.
nice april fools XD
if only nuked not getting some prize money was a joke
>>137224104
>there are people who unironically get triggered by the word nigger
I blame the SJW influence, there was a time where you could call each other faggots and jews here too and nobody would bat an eye.
HOLY FUCK, CHANGE IS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE
>>137208210
SHARP WHEN
>>137242892
No you fucking didn't, you made it worse
Remember the good old days, /kfg/?
>>137244628
>Implying it could get any worse
>>137245712
I wouldn't be so sure, when TW throws us a bone it'll always hit us in the face somehow, you never know what kind of downgrades they would make to anyone for "balance" purposes.
I want to bang Xenos!
>373 posts
>163 images
Nice job, assholes.
Please God, let this shithouse April Fools day pass quickly and well.
>>137247639
Trust nobody today, not even me telling you this
Any way to force the bash ground rage animation to practice on it?
So how about-
>dropoff on AA12 lessened
>M4 replaced by a pump shotgun with less dropoff
Would that help support?
>>137248879
>>M4 replaced by a pump shotgun with less dropoff
how would this help?
what's up with the new id's?
welding should be a bannable offence.
>>137248879
>dropoff on AA12 lessened
Damn straight
>M4 replaced by a pump action
Ehh, M4 needs a slight weight reduction and more shots for what its worth
And speaking of shots, make shells 3 dosh a pop instead of 5 and it becomes even less of a money pit.That or up damage again but lets face it, its unlikely they're going to give us a damage buff since they took it away for a long time now.
The question is, would you?
>>137250963
>Like feet
>Have to be associated with these deviantart degenerates every day
>>137251014
I know that feeling, man
>>137183384
It's the best butte though
>Only 21.5~ hours left of this Google Plus Hell to endure
>>137251603
Jokes on you, tabs opened the previous day stay in the previous day css.
>>137251603
>When you left the tab open overnight and you can just hit [Update] to avoid April Fools shenanigans
It's a good thing this is the only thread I read.
>>137251603
Why is Ana so cute?
>>137251774
KRELLY
>>137251462
I want to see this butte
>>137253031
Oh boy here we go
>>137253497
>Tfw would make a good Mod
>Tfw don't want to ask for it because that's not right
I will not ask for it, but if offered I would accept.
>>137253497
Whats the word?
http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showpost.php?p=1479399&postcount=20
>Nuked got 6th place
Damn shame. Can't help shit taste I suppose.
>>137253031
>that awful quality
What a shame
>>137253787
I got perma banned
I've never played Nuked.
Can someone please explain all the hype?
I'm not doubting it, I'm honestly curious.
>>137253938
Also, /kfg/ group chat has broken again for whoever's still in there
>>137253938
"Bikini was disqualified due to content. Nuke placed well but was outside of those that placed and was just edged out."
"Some maps from the contest are already in the pipeline to join the game as official content in the future. We did enjoy Nuked, and it and several other maps that did not place are potential candidates to be asked to join the official stock maps moving forward if the mappers are interested and keep updating their maps. We are keeping an eye out on all the maps that were entered."
There's no way English is his first language
>>137254067
I for one support you, Brother.
You and Pika whipped out some righteous maps for KF2, it's a damn shame that it came to this.
I like SBD's maps, I always have, but you're right, this contest was a shambles at the start, it's no surprise that it should be a shambles at the end.That part about Christians made you look like a fedora and probably didn't help though, I'm just saying.
I will update my map and make it so great that I will buy Tripwire and make it great again
>>137254113
I'd recommend you roam about it yourself to get a personal opinion but i'll say what I can.
Its a spacious map that fits the general style of the original KF, that general reddish tint on the map as well as the trashed look really blend in well.
The map also holds a pretty unique attribute where later onthe map outside pretty much gets engulfed in a sort of storm which blurs your vision and you want to take cover inside, and sirens blaring out can mask the sounds of big guys arriving, so you really need to keep a sharp ear out.
It makes things a little more unpredictable and to really focus .
>>137254532
>boo hoo leave the christfags alone
fuck off faggot
Congrats folks
Here's your reward for staying tuned for this long, arduous year
4) At least one character is in the works right now. We'll be talking more about her in a bit when she is further along. After that I do not think we have any immediate plans for new characters.
5) I think the overall feeling here was that and "endless" mode would be something fairly easy for the community to bring online and we could spend our efforts bring more complex things online. But if that doesn't happen we will likely take a swing at it. I think Versus Survival is the last official mode for launch. More are planned for post launch.
6) Prestige - Still being decided on.
FUCKING
NOTHING
No new characters after 1 girl. RIP wilkes, anderson, gary glover, mike noble, kevo, aldridge, DAR
No new gamemodes other than PvP because Tripwire can't be fucking bothered. Endless and objective? The gamemodes you actually wanted? Stick them up your ass
Prestige and any semblance of persistence or reason to keep playing, gone out the window
>inb4 remove "No workshop"
>Implying the workshop even works
>>137255749
No dipshit I'm not thumping a bible here.
Not that you give a shit, but I've got 430 hours in this game, and about 420 of those were as LE YELLING CHRISTIAN MAN UWWWWWWWWUAAAAAAAARGH, believe me, I'm not about to call the Inquisition and tell anyone they're going to be on fire forever.
I'm just saying, commentary like distracts people from the valid point that came before it.
It's like saying "The Global Financial Crisis was caused by Wall Street greed and reckless profiteering strategies," and then continuing with "so we need to round up the kike bankers and gas them".
You're right, but it won't matter, because people will hear that last part and say "No you're crazy, get out of my way".
I'm running up Fisto's colours, I'm sick of this shit too.
Three weeks from now and it'll be A FUCKING YEAR AND NO SHARPSHOOTER.
A FUCKING YEAR.
here you go famalam
Damn there's alout of heat right now between TripWire and the players. I'm starting to think that valve should license kf2 and actually finish it.
>>137257392
Honestly man it just feels like that old D12 and Eminem song.
How come? We don't even talk no more? And you don't even call no more? We don't barely keep in touch at all? And I don't even feel the same love when we hug no more?
>>137241658
>unless it's a headshot
Just leave Scrakes to Slingers and Commandos instead of wasting RPGs and getting everyone else killed.
>>137223108
You serious? I thought it only applied to blunt damage, not that I would use up RPG shots on scrakes unless it was a dire situation
Safeguard should increase general damage resistance instead of just giving armour that 2 medic darts can make
>>137259498
>Commandos
kek, they only manage to piss scrakes off
besides, flinging RPGs at screks is fun as fuck
>>137261272
>I've never played above Hard
Decaping Scrakes with an EMP and the SCAR was the most popular method to kill them around 1008, and it's still a really good strategy if you've got no Gunslingers.
>>137261607
>needing an EMP to decap scrakes
times have changed friend
Demo has sweet deag/RPG combos to rek screks on Sui and HoE
>>137216786
>the map being uploaded the day before means they had the time to actually look at it and judge it accordingly
>>137263834
They had more than a month until they announced the winners. Seems like enough time to me.
>>137263834
>Being this retarded
>>137264796
Barbara, please stop calling other people retarded. Don't make me bring this up with management again.
>>137264952
Suck my dick Cara
I'M SICK OF WAITING FOR CONTENT. IT'S BEEN LIKE 4 MONTHS SINCE WE GOT ANYTHING.
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE THIS FUCKING SLOW?
Where is the rest of the game i bought a year ago?
>>137099346
Why don't you...
Hit the subscribe and like button!
>>137108939
Its like watching a magic trick, god that drives me nuts.
I really hope we get a mod that changes the clip reloads. Like maybe if you wait for the whole reload animation before you fire you wont get a jam.
Imagine firing that gun yet a bullet doesn't fire so you just click again and it fires.
I dunno anymore.
>>137266372
>jamming
No
No
NO.
>>137136913
>http://steamcommunity.com/games/232090/announcements/detail/951757389280277737
>KF-Fog_Rig failed
Okay thats understandable
>KF-Nuked failed
Even sexmans KF-Nuked failed?!?!?
Like fucking how?
Holy shit I am enraged!
>>137178861
>no KF-Mall
Pika said that he doesn't want the mall map to ever see the light of anything in the workshop since he always wanted it to stay as a secret meme map just for the anons who came here who contributed to it for fun.
Isn't shopping spree that map that literally has copyrighted music which also plays at the same time as the ingame music?
UPDATE UPDATE
http://steamcommunity.com/games/418460/announcements/detail/969771787796562046
>>137177441
Thats infernal realm right?
It definitely looks cool but does it have a good layout for fighting zeds in?
>>137270734
You aren't getting m-
>[TW]YOSHIRO
Oh shit it's re-
>Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
Fuck you
>>137270734
>>137270734
I hate you
>>137136913
>No Nuked or Fog rig placements at all
JUST
>a free, open sourced niche hentai game I enjoy has been created, updated multiple times and is now on 2.0
>all before the game I paid $30 for can get ONE update
well I know which one I enjoy more in the end
>>137190278
I remember when this general had left wing/right wing politics on updates.
Left wing: Give them more time to update, be more patient, they want to release the content when they think its good and ready.
Right wing: Its been too long, they need to make more frequent updates, thats what EA is for letting the community help test their shit.
>>137270734
You cheeky cunt.
I can't wait until this days over.
>>137209413
AH HA HA AH AH AHA AHA AH AHA AHA HA AHA HA HA AA A HAHA!!!
>he doesn't know about TWI famous contest deadline extensions
We should of learned from gamebanana silly boys.
>>137271429
honestly the worst day of the year, and this is coming from a guy who spent Christmas alone, drinking
Everyone has some funny le random joke they absolutely must push
I fucking hate it
>>137234657
Top kek.
>>137251774
HE DOES IT AGAIN!
AINT NO ONE GONNA STOP THIS MAN!
>>137254067
>Your band blows
Its a jon gibson wishes his band would of made it big so he starts banning people in the forums update when there horrible work ethic gets called out.
>>137272342
episode
>>137272342
>>137272396
*It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia them starts playing*
>>137263834
The stay tuned period was more then a month of us waiting to hear the results moron.
>>137270734
>More hyped for RS2 then I am KF2 updates now
This really sucks senpai
>>137272767
>Trusting Tripwire again
Learn from your mistakes Tracy
>>137270812
It has a lot of open areas, wide corridors, and few spawns, so you have to try really hard to find a spot that a decent team can't defend in a pinch.
Feels a lot like a KF1 map in that sense, and with sprinting and melee bashes at your disposal that can take away a bit of the challenge because its so easy to outmaneuver and mow things down from a safe distance. Still fun though, especially if you kite since I'm pretty sure you could piece together some great routes.
>>137272887
but muh AMG
>>137273043
Like every other TW game it will be shit on release, hemmorage player numbers and go on 50% sale before the end of the year.
no one should even consider buying it on release.
>only zerk decided to go fucking demo on the scrake appearing waves
>we already had a demo and the zerk who was demo wasn't even level 20
>he decides to go back to zerk on fp wave
>original demo changes class altogether
This is the second fucking time this week, and he was an oistenfag.
>>137275448
The game is dying.
I either play with /kfg/, my shitter friends or not at all.
>>137276127
>dying
Whoa, are you from June of last year?
>>137276723
eugene-kun plz
it's been damn near a year
At least with these fake names we can pretend there's more posters in /kfg/ than there really are.
;_;
>>137277892
Hey Greg, let's be friends
>>137261929
>explosives against skrakes
>even though they have resistance to explosives
>"well its fun and I don't care about my teammates or wasting ammo so I'm going to do it anyway"
JUST
>>137278484
i still haven't figured out how to use the upvote button ;_;
>>137278650
You are really dumb
>>137278650
You know undetonated RPG headshots deal x4 damage against Scrakes, right?
It's only 150 impact damage base, sure, but now take that 150, multiply it by your demo level, multiply by x4, and then x1 for the headshot damage bonus.
Up to 825 damage, which is pretty damn good.
2 shots will kill it on any difficulty with 5 players max. Add one more shot and it will 3 shot it on any difficulty.
>>137279429
3 DE headshots, RPG point black knockback, then bash into a 2nd RPG headshot will kill a 6p HoE Scrake
I still think it should only be used as a last resort though
>>137279429
The x4 Scrake multiplier actually still works for detonated rockets (you can still On-Perk knockdown with exploded rockets also) and you do get the x4 for bodyshots, which can help in a pinch though it's far less useful and ammo-efficient than a headshot.
>>137279429
Thats all well and dandy, but it still doesn't seem worth it to me especially since demo is tight on ammo as is and you need to get literally in its face without it flailing its chainsaw in you.I mostly just bank on the nuke anyway or dare it in a last resort type of situation though.
>>137279429
>>137278853
Yeah, it might kill him, but there are better, more efficient methods of killing a skrakes rather than wasting the power of a demo.
I am demo main, AMA
>>137281104
What does black penis taste like?
>>137281471
Richer and more filling than white penis
>>137281104
Why do you hate yourself so much?
>>137270734
>that stiff as fuck reloading animation
Tripwire's animators have spoiled me with their magical powers. I hope that's a placeholder, otherwise AMG are having their unpaid intern do the reloading animations.
>>137282750
Everyone else hated me so I may as well too.
>>137281104
Are you from WESTLONDON?
i want to grope /kfg/ demo
>>137286339
pls don't, I have a sensitive body
>>137289458
ALL THE BETTER
LET ME HEAR YOU MOAN
>>137242892
>NOT in a taste of "Commando who can damage spike" to make mando an inferior class
>NOT a copy of GS
very redundant
I would do dirty things for a Brown Bess in this game.
I don't care how retarded it is, I would use the fuck out of it as a SS weapon
>>137289942
Sounds basically like he wants an SS with very limited rate of fire (so as to not step in on GS territory) with high spike damage.
So the EBR would have a fire rate of once per second if that's the kind of SS he wants.
>>137289516
stay back, i'm armed
>>137291023
*teleports behind you*
*disarms you*
>>137248879
>M4 replaced by a pump shotgun
It's really incredible just how complicated and terrible people's suggestions for the M4 are when the thing is one bloody number change away from being fine. More ammo.
>>137291292
Please don't hurt me, or my reactive armor will go off
>>137292051
DON'T WORRY, THE ONLY THING THAT WILL GO OFF IS YOUR UNDERWEAR
>>137292395
/KFG/ HELP
>>137292925
*UNZIPS RPG*
>>137292925
>>137292395
stop this
>>137281104
How good does it feel that you can throw grenades at Sirens and actually have them detonate.
>>137297860
What a cutie
Surely the update will come sometime this month right girls?
>>137301503
Either next week or the one after that, it's already in QA
>>137301503
>find good team and make a decent team of 4
>getting through big enemies
>freeloaders join wave 9/10
>second demo who aggro'd scrakes with C4 and commando who just ran around with dual 9mm even though we gave him plenty of money
>good synergy was fucked because of those two shitters who left right after they died
>>137297860
After years of suffering it feels great, sometimes when playing other classes I need to remember I haven't got that luxury and be careful of nades
>join sui game as level 12 medic
>doing decent, taking care of my team
>another 19 level medic joins
>"oh great now I can switch to a higher level perk"
>medic abandons defense point and goes solo with another dipshit
>dies like a faggot round after round
>10th wave we get ripped apart by fps
g fucking g
>>137301694
QA at tripwire generates new bugs though so who knows
>>137303473
>medic abandons defense point and goes solo with another dipshit
You can't blame him if you were zerkwalling though.
>>137303897
Except we weren't zerkwalling. We were defending the Paris subway entrance, not screwing with pathfinding in any way.
Who enjoys that shit anyway? There's no fun in camping a tight corner for the entirety of the game.
So I subscribed to some maps on the workshop. Yet I still have to download them when I try to join servers with those maps. Any idea whats going on?
>>137304839
Some servers don't have their maps updated so you end up downloading the old versions
There a difference between camping and holding up an area?
>>137305259
probably but more importantly, i'd fuck those legs
>>137305259
You could rotate between different camping spots on a map each wave or if you get overrun.
Why the animu?
>>137307680
Shut up Clint
Man I haven't seen a General struggling like this since Halo General after Requiem was destroyed.
Darker skies ahead.
Please Tripwire, update next week.
The line can be held no longer, we cannot hold.
>>137311062
It's not like we'll have much to talk about once that happens other than how awful VS Mode is and if Sharpshooter weapons are ok/bad/good off-perk
>ask for some spare cash
>nobody gives you any
>zerk asks for money
>teammate who was hording 1K dumps it all on him
>try to get inbetween so I can at least stock weapons
>"stop trying to steal money"
>votekicked
>>137314871
I fucking hate it when people do this
>support is really bad right now
>people say its really solid on boss waves though
I don't get it, why? Compared to everything else, barring demo, it still seems really underwhelming.
Zerks have tankiness, speed and power
Slingers have speed, power and distance
Medics have speed, tankiness and strong healing
Firebug has power since it has a toy that abuses both bosses weaknesses
Mando has distance and visual aids
Support just feels like its got the same power of firebug, but at higher costs. Supplier doesn't really give all that much either, so i'm kinda stumped.
>>137317994
I don't really get this also. Support and Firebug have nice dps, but they are slooow. On higher diffculties I hardly see them survive Hans' last phase if there isn't zerk tanking like a boss. The most important advantage for boss wave is speed, especially with Hans. I always go GS for boss, or Medic when... well playing as a team's medic.
>>137319013
I always buy a katana, stay close to the group and parry his shit if he wants to get touchy
If I don't get 1 shot before I can pull it out of course, faster weapon switching will help a lot with that
>>137320051
>>137319013
I wish firebug would have 1 weight slot available when they buy MWG and Caulk. I want to have like a medic gun or some shit.
>>137320051
Stay close to the group, but keep a safe distance from Hans. And fuck parry, just go sonic fast. Hans is easy, just takes a long time kiting with him. And I don't remember even one game when Patty won.
>>137314871
>>try to get inbetween so I can at least stock weapons
good on em for kicking someone like that
>>137320579
>And I don't remember even one game when Patty won
Pretty much.
The only way I've seen people get consistently insta-killed is when he point blank rockets them in the face out of nowhere. It's rare for me, but it happens.
ded
>>137327207
>Only 6.5~ hours left of this Google Plus Hell to endure
>>137327945
plz end
just wanna see what my name is
>>137329307
This is a christian board Cedric, please delete your post.
>>137323586
How would they even buff Patty?
He's really not that hard and all but the red ram move he does can be parried.
You could also kill him before he gets his first heal if you have everyone stack C4 on him and detonated when he runs away.
But with Hans you're forced to go through all of his healing phases and since he runs like sonic to catch up to you his melee fucks you up.
>>137329307
Next week,
but it will never be good
>>137329864
Make him deal as much damage as he did in KF1
>>137329307
>You will never eat Weiss' pussy
Not a pleasant feeling.
If TWI let you fix/add one thing what would it be?
>>137330932
M32, or MK23
>>137330932
DISAPPEARING PROJECTILES
>>137331109
meme .45 fám
>>137331287
Fuck you man I liked it
>>137331404
>Hans will save us
>implying there's anything to save here
have a good one anon. We won't be here tomorrow.
>>137331404
as bad as furries
I found out something cool today
>>137205561
how does it feel being gay or bi. tell us more.
Sharpshooter never ever
>>137334083
Not him but basically,
Think of your appreciation of good pussy.
Now imagine that, but in addition, an appreciation for girl ass.
Now imagine those two things, but in addition, an appreciation for boi ass as well.
There you have it.
>Only 3.5~ hours left of this Google Plus Hell to endure
>>137338559
>not disabling it yourself
>>137342378
me on the left
>Feeling a little rusty on my HOE game, it's been so damn long
>Shit, I need to assess myself
>Jump in a match with a man and a pubbie
>I haven't lost my touch
The relief is palpable.
Good game all, hell of a lot of fun that was, and good conversation too (heh).
dont whore out ema pls
>>137345369
AND that Pubbie was actually someone from round here WHOOPS.
GG anyway man.
i want to fuck commando perkslut
>>137345951
Why me?
>>137348120
would do lewd things with/10
>>137348242
But why?
>>137348697
literally perfect
The next update is gonna come out with a free weekend, isn't it?
>>137349259
need to milk those content updates as much as possible.
>>137345951
>Read this
>Think about which Perkbabe appeals to me the most
>Definitely Sharpshooter
>Delicious chocolate skin
>Delicious chocolate breasts
>Delicious chocolate pussy
>Delicious chocolate everything, just like some of those 3DPDs I've fuc-
>Wait a minute
>Think back to my past sexual encounters
>Realise I've fucked more non-white women than white women
Oh my God.
What the fuck.
How did I never notice this? Wow.
That's so weird. Man, what the hell. I don't regret it, I can't get enough coloured goodness, but still it's kind of strange.
Hey, nobody tell /pol/.
>>137350434
Too late amigo, i'm already informing /pol/
>>137350802
Oh shit man, my bad I wasn't trying to be that guy, I'm sorry. It just kind of hit me.
If it makes you feel any betterI was a kissless virgin in High School.
>>137350840
Pls no.
>>137350993
i havefinished uniand im stillkissless virgin
>>137350881
OK, uh.
Well how about this.
I am no longer a kissless virgin, butI'm still at Uni, and despite now almost reaching the end, I actually have been delayed by almost a year because I failed a bunch of Accounting papers.
Do you feel better now?
>>137350993
>>137350993
It's all beans, bullets, bandages, my man. I just ain't had the chance to post that picture since dogs learned to bark.
>>137351289I work at a bar at 22 and i'm still a kiss virgin, all the while my work colleagues brag about their one night stands and partners, feels bad.
>>137351354
Shit, meant for
>>137351289
>>137351435
i bet they have noticed, since, and im guessing, you arent contributing to those discussions.
>>137351354
i can relate. finished uni only on the 2nd try.
>>137351604
I finished my degree in one go, but forgot to do the crucial step of getting a good career going afterwards. So now I'm just a blue collar asshole who knows way more about taxes and finance than he needs to.
Make some fucking connections in college, kids. Do some goddamn internships.
>>137351523
Pretty much, they never asked but its safe to say they know the answer, I might justget en escort so I can at least say i'm not a virign
>>137351961
ye senpai, i realized that very early, thankfully. got paid internship in the 1st year and have been employed since then, wew.
/kfg/ - Killing Feels General
>>137351604
>Really good in legal studies
>Finished Commercial Law studies
>Finishing Tax Law studies
>But I fucking suck at Accounting and I need it to finish my degree
>Even the simplest Accounting papers are so fucking hard for me, it's frustrating as shit
You know I fucking hate Uni. I hate it so much.
If Uni was a person, they'd better never meet me.
If Uni was a man, I'd cave his skull in and take his wallet.
If Uni was a woman, I'd wouldn't even rape her, I'd just fucking kill her. God. FUCK UNI.Alright, alright let me calm down and take some of this edge off. At least I've got some part time work in field. Alright, yeah, it's not completely shit OK.
>>137352370
>accounting
the absolute madman
>>137352515
Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to be bad at Accounting?
Everyone I know is good or at least OK at Accounting. I feel like such a fucking retard around them. It's shit.
>>137352069
ask them to wingman for you
>>137352589
need to get local accounting qt to help you
I have a question.
I played Killing Floor, and I absolutely hated it. The grinding, the awful community banning you because you're not at least level 5, the constant begging of money, the retard blowing the doors you're trying to wield.
Is Killing Floor 2 better or the same shit with better graphisms?
>>137352750
just leave
>>137352750
>the awful community
>Is Killing Floor 2 better or the same shit
It depends only on your luck, breh. The grind isn't that bad in KF2 though.
>>137352935
>The grind isn't that bad in KF2 though
Sounds interesting, but is it still the same "wield 200 doors" bullshit? There's still some grind to do?
>>137314871
>try to get inbetween so I can at least stock weapons
You asked for it. I hate people doing this shit in KF1 too.
>>137331109
>MK23
Yes, and not as overpowered as KF1 version before please.
>>137352750
>Grinding is still there, but easily bypassed since its just "kill lots of shit" and there's servers for that.
>Community banning is still there, but a little more relaxed since anyone worth shit can hold their own at level 15+ and quick kills ain't shit
>You better bet people still spam for dosh
>Welding doors'll get you banned now
Sounds like you won't enjoy it, chief. Maybe try it out on the free weekend probably coming up next week.
>>137352989
No, you just need to get certain amount of XP to level up, you can level up only by killing zeds.
>>137353074
Ha, so I can't level by healing people.
>>137353049
>Welding doors'll get you banned now
Okay, I'm out.
Thank a lot for taking the time to answer, you confirmed me that I don't want to play that game.
See ya around mates, I'll try to find another coop FPS with classes.
>>137353074
>>137353161
>only by killing zeds
>just by killing zeds
Fix. Classes also get xp for specific actions such as healing for medic.
>>137353161
>Ha, so I can't level by healing people.
you can level medic by healing, but it is much slower than just killing
>>137353258
>>137353263
Noted.
>>137352750
>I played Killing Floor, and I absolutely hated it.
Okay.
>The grinding,
If you can not spare time for grinding in KF1, then you won't like what comes with KF2. There are power perk level maps, but they won't help you in the long run. KF1 have complicated combos in high difficulty play, you can still leech pubs, but joining in a server with bunch of friends with low knowledge will get you insulted and ends up you being booted out.
>the awful community banning you because you're not at least level 5,
Only if you're retarded enough to join a Hell on Earth game as a level3 or lower. Unless you have really good knowledge on mechanics you only drag a team down by doing mistakes, then you can not recover it because of your low level. Only trolls would do such shits.
>the constant begging of money,
Somebody don't have sense of ignoring, I guess.
>the retard blowing the doors you're trying to wield.
You misspelt "weld".
That retard blowing up doors may be it's because he's aware you're welding a wrong door. You weld doors in KF1 to redirect mainstreams to somewhere else, welding all doors in the face of specimen ends with them breaking all doors and you getting overwhelmed or waste ammunition. You're welcome.
>Is Killing Floor 2 better or the same shit with better graphisms?
Worse.
>>137353503
>KF1 have complicated combos
didn't read past that, 2/10
>>137353503
Good to know that out of 20 servers in normal difficulty that I tried, 19 had "trolls".
>>137353673
this 2bh
DAILY REMINDER that KF2 has relatively minimal grind compared to KF1.
KF1 was INSANE grinding. Like fucking millions of kills.
In KF2, I got the first four perks up to Level 25 legit, it took about 120~ hours.
In KF1, you could play for 500 hours and not have every perk to Level 6.
I can remember interviews last year with TW employees saying "Yeah I have a thousand hours and I still haven't maxxed them all out LOL".
Granted, TW are shit at their own game, but still.
>>137353673
>>137353764
Tell me which speedkill combos KF2 have? Compared to KF2, ofc KF1 would be "complicated". Each and every perk have a few different way of getting rid of Scrakes, while FP speedkills only features a few perks.
>>137354096
I read that most, if not all devs are usually shit at their own game.
>>137354286
Tell me the most complicated combo in KF1.
>>137354438
Yoshiro is truly the most skilled in the team
>>137354525
Headshot decapitation on FP combo as Support or nade stack FP takedown as mando. But those are not exactly practical in game.
Most complicated combo that is practical would be... Double FP takedown of Support or Demolitions. Any mistake on landing nades, or any trash bothering you then boom; team wipe or Sirens on your face.
Your turn; tell me the most over complicated shit combo in KF2 for speedkilling Fleshpound. EMP nade then pulv spam?
>>137354792
There is one for Demolitions that involves using the Deagle, then throwing C4 without detonating it, then hitting it with an RPG and knocking it down, then hitting it with another RPG, then detonating the C4.
Alternatively, a much less complicated way would be to simply alt fire a loaded Pulverizer as zerk into the FP, bash its head once you've burnt through your magazine, then repeat the process until it dies.
>Lead map designer for the game got moddb and Workshop upload dates mixed up on one of the highest rated workshop maps
>>137355008
>There are people who believe that and will advocate TWI for this fuckup.
>>137354792
>nade stacking
>complicated
All falls on demo again for the complicated, though.
You have to go through a cycle of C4 sticking, dynamite stunning then going for RPG shots/C4 detonates while its still stunned, then when it comes back you finish off before it shreds your asshole a new one.
You need to have space and time to do this because of slow reloads/weapon switching unless you've got a zerk literally bodyblocking it as a door. It doesn't help when enemies will go at sanic speed to you and aim to mess up your combo, even as much as a crawler or stalker getting inbetween and blocking your explosives can cost you greatly for how slow you are to recover/your own weapon backfiring on you.
>>137354792
>Tell me the most complicated combo in KF1.
>Most complicated combo that is practical would be... Double FP takedown of Support or Demolitions. Any mistake on landing nades, or any trash bothering you then boom; team wipe or Sirens on your face.
>Tell me the most complicated combo in KF1.
>w-well, you stack nades a-and that's it b-but it's hard
Fukken lold. I mained demo in KF1, I main demo in KF2. You're telling me that aim difficulties make a combo complicated? Son, killing a FP in KF2 with eviscerator is harder and "more complicated" than this easymode you described, and effective demo combos are harder than those in KF1.
So, is demo the thinking mans class?
>>137355008
>KF-Nuked did not make the deadline for judging, hence no placement
>realises that it is a terrible excuse because anyone can check it and see that it is a lie
>uh oh sorry guys map was judged for sure it's just bad you know
>even tho everybody thought that it deserves at least 3rd place
CYKA
BLYAT
>>137356072
JESUS WHAT THE FUCK
>>137355792
It'scute girls class.
>>137355457
>>137355363
Okay I guess you wanna hear more.
As I said, the hardest nade stack combo is Commando's FP take down, because all throws must be precise since you don't have any way of setting them off and it's not even remotely practical in a game. Don't belittle this combo and ask around if you didn't yet.
As for single FP takedown of KF2; I still think It's much more complicated to take out 2-3 FP at once in KF1 compared to that. Single FP speedkill as demo in KF1 you asked? I kill it without creating any visible smoke.
If double FP is in the vicinity of Sirens then your whole combo can be fucked. When you notice Sirens you have to set nades in mid air which creates an even worse thick smoke. Gores or Stalkers can block your shots if you left behind unattended for long too. For tripple FPs you have to reload M32, and it must be at a really precise timing to weaken at least both before you finish the third.
For Support it's EVEN worse, at least Demolition can take out Sirens if he notices, Support hardly have that advantage when engaging 2 FP at once. Tripple FP? Just run away or clear Sirens to do good for team.
If you want to call something complicated because of "weapon swaps" then try your chance to standing insta headshots on Scrakes as Support.
>>137356701
>a combo is complicated because you need to aim
Okay.
>If you want to call something complicated because of "weapon swaps" then try your chance to standing insta headshots on Scrakes as Support.
Good luck learning how to consistently kill FP in KF2 with eviscerator solo in 6 ppl HoE game without loosing any health.
>>137356874
>without loosing any health
No.
An anus can be loose. Not health. You "lose" health, you cannot loose it.
>>137356874
Godspeed at gittin' gud broham.
>combo is complicated because you need to aim
>you need to aim
>Good luck learning how to consistently kill FP in KF2 with eviscerator solo in 6 ppl HoE game without loosing any health.
So you don't have to aim with eviscerator??
>>137357049
>what is a typo
Wow, you're smart.
>>137357121
What I'm saying is that even if we will use your retarded logic combos in KF2 will still be more complicated.
>>137356701
>a combo is complicated because you need to aim
No shit, I need to aim. IN A FUCKING FPS.
>>137357297
And what I'm saying is;
>KF1 Demo vs 2-3 FP
>Trying to aim at the center of the 2 FP you just pushed away with blasts behind the damn smoke by compensating for recoil
>Sirens there? Whole combo changes or if you notice them late you are fucked
>Tripple FP? You have to reload at a very precise moment.
>Stalker or Gore blocked your shot? You're fucked.
>Gore shanks you from behind? You're fucked.
And yes, you have to aim.
Also:
>retarded logic
Insta standing headshots on Scrakes (HoE 6p setup, btw) are there, I have friends pulling it constantly in a real game as well as jumpshots and flinch-OHKOs on Scrakes. I'm the 4k hours KF1 anon.
FP Support decapitation and mando nade stack FP kill almost never made out of test-training maps, but they exist. Damage spikes of those combos are enough to kill it, just their execution is so hard with trash getting in your way in a real game.
Also before it was patched there was a way to keep FP calm for a few seconds with KF1 Chainsaw as I remember.
>action unleashed is out
>nerds still care about their lame kf2 strategies
>>137358212
>KF1 Demo vs 2-3 FP
>Trying to aim
>You have to reload
SO
COMPLICATED
Meanwhile in KF1 combo differs depending on distance and you need to time your c4 explosions and that's way harder than your bullshit.
The only legit point is about sirens. The only. Even with that, combos in KF2 are harder. Deal with it.
>Stalker or Gore blocked your shot? You're fucked.
>Gore shanks you from behind? You're fucked.
Absolutely not possible in KF2.
>he still refuses to accept that killing a 6 ppl HoE FP is harder than these "b-but it's hard to aim" combos
>>137356671
I disagree.
>>137356701
I shouldn't be biting still, but I am just in the rare case it isn't.
Spamming the same type of weaponry, in this case, nades, is hardly a combo. Its using the same tool over and over without much thought, that's like saying a firebug tapping a flamethrower/MWG on something is a combo, its more just mash spamming.
Demo is complicated because you have to do the actions in a right order and with multiple tools, if you piss it off early then you can't just stun it like you could before, if you don't sticky the C4 on it then it could just run past your detonations, if you somehow switch to the wrong thing then it wastes valuable time, etc. Plus unlike the previous game, its literally a downside to just stack and spam your explosives on a set of fleshpounds because of a 50% damage reduction if you detonate under a 2 second mark, so you can't just cheese it with throwing down all your explosives and hoping it will instagib.
>>137358942
>Meanwhile in KF2
>killing a 6 ppl HoE FP with eviscerator
Fix.
>>137358212
>guys
>guys
>here is my combo
>i start with nade spam
>then i combo it with m32 spam
>then i combo if with m32 reloading
>then i combo it with m32 spam
>that's it!
>cool combo guys right?
>>137359607
I have a better idea.
>get lever rifle
>shoot things in the face
>reload
>shoot more things in the face
>???
>PROFIT
>>137359854
jesus christ how am i supposed to pull it off? i'm not a fucking nerd i have a real life
>>137358942
>>137359008
>timing C4 set off
Okay, I think I saw the point. I don't wanna push this shit further.
Here's also another thing because I'm not entirely sure if that's clear or not. A single KF1 FP in 6p HoE setup takes like 5 long ranged explosive M32 shot to gib it. With double FP you have to "time" your nade set offs; that's what we call a "combo". I'm not talking about standing and shooting M32 dry on double FP hoping that they would die, that'd be ridiculous.
Also once you fucked up the combo because of Sirens or anything, you can not weapon shove FP away from you like KF2. Yes, I think double FP combo is hard because you need to aim behind a thick smoke, time your nade set offs (animation cancel in case) and watch where you pushed them with blasts as you're watching trash emerging from the smoke you just created.
>>137359008
It's 3 seconds.
>>137358979
You're not allowed to disagree. Please,agree withme senpai.
>>137359607
>Spam 3 hand nades at double FP with Sirens in KF1
>Sirens yell at you denying your combo
>Kill Sirens and spam 3 hand nades at double KF1 FP again
>they simply steers away from your sights and rage as nades go off and take minimal damage
>Spam dry M32 on double FP
>you may kill one of them and Sirens at the area but second one starts charging at you
>Angry FP charging on you and you have to reload
>You're ded
Short story.
>>137360623
>demo players
>>137360625
>Sirens yell at you denying your combo
wow
i just realised that hoe sirens in kf1 were invisible
>>137360816
They are, especially when A.I hides them behind Bloats, Scrakes or Fleshpound. You'll never know what hit you. And you need grenades to spare your M32 chamber, as Wave10 is long enough to make you run dry on it with 3 waves of double FP encounter being possible among a single wave..
>>137360730
YES I AM
woah
>>137360991
i want to take your clothes off
>>137360352
Even worse
>>137361714
You can try.
>>137359607
>>137360816
Btw, try a 2 FP kill on KF1 in a real game with M32 then share your experience here. Spamming something shouldn't be hard, right?
Demo sluts are making me rock hard right now
>>137362167
>install kf1 to try babycombos
hmmm
no
>>137362271
What a pervert.
>>137362541
>I have no idea what I'm talking about but I'll keep being salty
okay
>>137363574
>literally explained his own behaviour
k bruh
>>137364045
dat projecting
>>137362779
i want to rub my dick against that tummy!
Oy, i'm fairly new to this shit since a friend gifted it to me and i've played enough to know the basics like headshots are highly valuable and knowing which class is suited for chainsaw guys and who isn't, fleshpounds are weak to grenades etc.
Main question is what levels should I be around before I can hit up higher difficulties? I hear people get pissy when you're not max level on Hell on Earth or level 20 on suicidal, is it true? Because i'm already finding hard already not much of a challenge even with around level 10 classes, except demo class which has just been painfully slow and stuck at 6.
>>137360052
Follow your blood. You're American, you're used to shoot people.
>>137330932
Making a fun game?
>>137333627
top kek.
This is why tripwire should of designed the reload to actually make it so you reload both guns at the same tome somehow.
>>137342378
Im excited to see where this game is going honestly.
At least they update much more constantly then tripwire does.
>>137351435
Do any hot cougars come into the bars?
Its sad but I do have a thing for older woman.
>>137354571
>Yoshiro! You wanna play some HOE with us?
>Nah man get your own cheevo's
>>137355008
This company is way to relatable with the mistakes they make.
>>137360352
You see achmed!
When dress like robert in booms, you do not ave to fear that you won't explode because of faulty clicker.
>>137365469
>hot cougars at bars
Unlikely. You must chase them at rave parties or desolate restaurants, but they're mostly with rich bastards there. If you don't have dough then try your chance at crowded cafes near their workplace at lunch break.
>Be KF2 demo
>To kill a single FP you have to do 3 somersaults then count to 3
>skill
>>137365469
There was only one hot older woman who came into the bar regularlyher body was fucking phenomenal, and she was with a 24 year old guy. We get older blokes who try and hit on the younger women in a reverse fashion, but it doesn't work out well for them.
>>137365469
Reading things like this makes me hopefulthat I'll stil be desirable when I grow older
>>137368031
You probably will be
>>137368031
Your ass should always be fine, Ana
>>137368031
if you're on 4chin prob not fám
>>137368031
You're not even desirable right now Ana
>>137368883
>bullying Ana
FIGHTING FIT
>>137360991
>shoots once, spends all day reloading
yeah about right
>>137361714
So do I.
>>137177280
in a pee vee e game no less.
>>137372291
And look how we've progressed
>>137245491
as a support, this makes my dick diamonds.
>>137379054
>as a support
I'm sorry.
>>137379054
He was a good little slut, shame he left
>tfw no healslut trap gf
>support posting
Someone stop it
Remember support will get a buff, so rev up your AA12s
>>137380961
Hey qt, do you like vidya?
>>137381287
I guess.
>>137381537
>this many people with weebshit avatars
disgusting
>>137245491
>tfw healslut is what kept me coming back to /kfg/
>>137382763
Healslut is aight
>>137382639
Here (You) go
>>137382639
Hey 4/6 of those people are cool I'll have you know
>>137384115
Barking best boy
>>137384115
cool like sanic the hedgehig?
>>137384231
He's the best player in /kfg/
>>137380961
Healslut how do I add you on facebook
>Image limit at 680 posts
Good fucking job
>>137385086
http://steamcommunity.com/id/healslut
>>137384502
That's me, anon.
>>137385246
>180 friends
>i'm just another piece in his collection
>>137385246
That's not facebook friend collector
>>137385246
>That's me, anon.
You must have access to the chat to be considered an official kfg member, sorry
>>137385246
please add me back
>>137389146
I don't know who you are.
>>137389406
I'm your next boyfriend
>>137364882
People do get bothered about levels, but a bit more than they should. Ten is alright for sui with most perks. For HoE, it varies because of how useful which skills are, some need 20 or 15 particularly.
Demo benefits the most from leveling up, so every five levels you'll hate it considerably less.
>>137390071
Better late than never response, appreciate it.
I'll give suicidal a try then since i'm near level 15 anyway
>>137389887
You mean cuckold? She has plenty of those.
>>137393397
Don't you talk about my wifes boyfriend like that
>>137393397
>She
Only proud demos here.
>>137394153
>demos
WE
>>137394447
WUZ
>>137394447
>>137394875
Tavish DeGroot pls go
WE NEED A NEW THREAD TO POST ANIMEMES IN
>>137397054
then shitpost until we hit bump limit.
>>137397054
You must deal with the consequences, you're getting this thread to 750 posts
SHARP WHEN
SHRAPNEL REMOVAL WHEN
SUPPORT FIX WHEN
>>137398337
Soon™
Never
You got your AA12 back at 1500, that's good enough right? :)
>>137354096
I have less than 800 hours and all level 7 except medic.
>>137390071
>sharp when
Soon
>shrapnel removal when
Never ever
>support fix when
Next patch, AA12 will kick em in the head again
>>137398610
>>137398653
>50% damage fall off after 4 meters with all shotguns
support will forever be shit as long as that is a "mechanic"
>>137398624
>Level 7
>>137398916
What do you suggest then senpai? 14m?
>>137399429
It should be outright removed.
But even 7m would be a huge improvement.
>>137400650
I miss that one lucky pellet from a hunting shotgun blast managing to catch the pixel representing a distant gorefast's head and blowing that sucker the fuck out.
>>137400650
but anon, removing it altogether would make support OP!
>>137397227
What is bump limit and where to check it?
>>137400650
seriously, why the fuck is it even a thing
>>137402508
750
>>137402523
because incompetent fucking devs
>>137399019
Please don't be retarded.
>>137402508
bump limit is 750
count the posts up by hand
>>137403668
>count the posts up by hand
you devil
You're allcute.
>>137400901
you actually can still do that though
it's when it's not a kill that the damage dropoff is a problem
:o
I'm going to pin healslut down with my powerful hands and choke him to the ground until he's on the verge of tears.
>>137408169
All talk.
>>137409447
I'd do more than talk if the image limit wasn't reached
>>137409664
No you wouldn't, manlet.
>>137409926
You must have me mistaken
I'm not Slade
Post your list of cucks, healmeme
I WANT TO DECAPITATE HEALSLUT AND FUCK HER BLOODY ESOPHAGUS
>>137410242
>HER
>>137409991
You're all fuccbois, don't make me laugh.
>>137410063
I don't know what you're talking about.
>>137410242
Negative.
>>137410674
Am I one of your cuckbois?
Jesus I want to violently cum on healmemes feet
>>137411325
This desu
>>137410674
I ain't no fuccboy babe
>>137411325
>>137411518
My footfriends
>>137411727
Prove it.
>>137411141
No.
Where did it go so wrong, /b/ros?
>>137412081
*unzips dick*
>>137412508
>not wanting to blast healslut's soft soles with ropes of cum
>>137412508
I would say probably zedconomy is where things started to look down.
>>137413375
I wonder what a footjob from healslut would be like haha
>>137412508
Early Access
>>137413987
she'd probably make cute angry faces and act all tsundere while at it
>>137414130
mah dick
>>137414130
Stop this.
NEW THREAD
>>137414789
>>137414789
>>137414789
>>137414789
I LIKE SHOOTING ZEM
>I LIKE SHOOTING ZEM
I LIKE SHOOTING ZEM
>I LIKE SHOOTING ZEM
>>137414919
Post feet
>>137415062
>2 early
Shit nigga