/sdvg/ - Stardew Valley General

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What would you do to make Maru more interesting and less boring?

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I want to marry Emily!

without mods

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Claiming best husbando

Jas lewds when?

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nth for Elliott

>Alex will never fuck your boypussy

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>Thread went full retard from the get go

At least the goggle+ design for april fools fits the cancer.

>>137256907
me too tracy... me too.

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>>137257153
Are you saying you're still seeing the shitty joke layout? You didn't get rid of it immediately?

>>137257153
/sdvg/ threads haven't been good for quite a while.

>>137257312
That's what happens when a game with waifus runs out of content to discuss.

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>Tfw Lewis got the best girl
I guess I'll just be a booze baron all by myself.

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>>137257291
I don't know how.

Does that slime barn have a door to let the slimes out? I got a little corner i can shove it in if it doesnt need to let the slimes roam outside

So has anyone ever bought a truffle from based gypsy lady at all? Truffle isn't listed in what she sells on the wiki, but hell, worth an ask here.

>>137256885

Make her white

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>>137257490
Lewis is smooth as fuck getting them MILFs

>>137257490
That crusty old fart doesn't deserve her

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Are you tired of venomous men and women draining you of your precious time, gold, and patience through tough to acquire presents?

Wouldn't it be nice to have a well-meaning shota protecting you and your homestead for the paltry sum of a few grapes per week?

Do I have the mod for you...

> Bachelor Vincent Mod
Version: 1.07 (final soon?) v3
Download: https://mega.co.nz/#!ZohR0QjK!UncPjiW3k6v25imd5lpEGz-YMWvL6sanrWcOI-FX7Qs
Changes: Up to date mod files with new and fixed 10 heart event

Version: 1.06 v4
Download: https://mega.co.nz/#!d5hUjD4R!I44hu33zNiUHB9YoycwR4TrxgqRdwvoOzqit96TiOIc
Changes: Fixed the new 10 heart event

Features:
- Date & marry Vincent
- Expanded portrait for more emotions
- Expanded sprite for flower dance, marriage ceremony, and kiss compatibility
- Custom pre- and post-marriage dialogue
- Custom 10 heart event for Vincent
- Marriage schedule with associated dialogue

> How do I install this?
Backup your Content folder and save file, then extract the downloaded folder into your StardewValley game folder.

> NOTE: This will override any other marriage mods or Vincent sprite/portrait replacements you have installed!

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>>137258070

>>137258441
Shota is love.

>>137258441
Just filter it.

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>>137258504

>>137258441
such plebian taste, Hannah

>>137257761

It's not only that she is black, it's also that they just had to make her the "nurse" too...

I miss having a proper nurse instead of a nerd who just works in the reception, I miss the loving wife that took care of you when you collapsed after working long hours, I miss Elli.

>still can't find a dino egg
FUCKING
WHY

>>137257719
Probably not, but i've seen her selling truffle oil

>>137248758
That is statistically VERY unlikely. That's hilarious. You should have got at least 12 gold star parsnips.

>>137259275
Yeah, I've seen her sell it too. Damn it, I really don't want to have to bugger about with pigs. Oh well.

Cheers anyway anon

Do artifacts only have a chance of appearing with the worms or can I just go ham with the hoe and hope for the best?

>>137256995
Sauce?

>>137259130
>Friend finds 2 dino eggs in their first year
>Already nearing my third year and still haven't found any
I swear I'm doing something wrong, but I don't know what.

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I want to engage in bestiality.

>>137259990
>I swear I'm doing something wrong, but I don't know what.
You forgot to DL Chicklet editor and cheat what you rightfully deserve.

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PENGUIN FARM MOD WHEN?

>>137257523
Add
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to your adblock

>>137261081
Do they still make cow moos

>>137261241
Meh, it works but i can't choose the dark background. Since it still has to look bright i'll just go along with the joke layout until it wears off.

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Should I help the cuck?

>April Fools from Jesterbutts
Really cruel

>>137261731
Install Stylish and get the midnight caek theme. Takes one minute if that.
>>137261313
Yes.

when does the flowers start growing in winter? I cant find any

>>137261832
yes
emily thinks it's from you

>>137261313

Yes...

The modder said he was trying to get someone to record the cute moos though.

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>>137259742
p-please respond

>>137262302
Yes. Many appear with the worms.

I'm gonna name my character this

So, how many melons do I have to plant with basic fertilizer to get 5 gold star ones?

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>waifu gives birth during the night
>wake up, waifu nowhere to be found
>go outside
>not there
>it's 6AM on a saturday so she's definitely not wandering about
d-did my waifu die during childbirth?

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>>137262658
I'm so sorry anon.

>>137262360
But are the worms the ONLY way for them to appear? No reason to hoe entire areas into oblivion daily?

>>137261979
Thats hilarious.
God I want to wife Emily.

>>137262771
I've never seen anything but clay when I tried to hoe big patches.

>>137262658
I want a mod for that. Gimme the feels.

>+(You) this post
kek

I just unlocked the greenhouse in year 2. Should I just pack it full of cranberries? Making Pale Ale is also a big chunk of where I make my money, should I have some hops in there too? or maybe I should yolo and pack it full of starfruit?

>>137263169
>maybe I should yolo and pack it full of starfruit?
Shit, Tyrone, get it together. Cranberries or blueberries.

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>>137263426
>Not making it all starfruits at first with a few ancient seeds that you got out of that one you dug out and planted
>Not having a tree farm for saping and getting loads of kegs
>Not going full demon

Weak shits stay out.

>>137262771
Worms aren't required in the mines, but outside it's more efficient to go after worm spots.

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>>137263624
>assuming he has ancient seeds
>going full demon for any reason at all
Get back to your grinding, anti-comfy existence, Jeff.

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Catfish never ever

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>>137263992
I'm having fun going full efficiency though. I'm not trying to make my farm look like a shitfest though. Still gonna make it look nice.

Now if only Ape would add in the shed he mentioned in the Q&A soon, it would look much better.

>>137263992
>needing to go full demon
i'm already a demon

>>137264193
>shed
That's the slime hutch.

>>137264472
He mentioned wanting to add in a proper looking storage building, as in a shed, or a basement for your home in the Q&A.

>>137259990

Here's the sauce.

http://i.imgur.com/hI5HAkP.png

>>137261081
But whatever you look at it, that's a cow!

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5 names my cow

>>137265045
>Got 5 yourself

It's Orlando Kaiser.

>>137265045
Welp, hope your cow likes being named "5 Names her"

>>137265045
Orlando

>>137265045
Apparently Orland or 5 names her

>>137265085
>>137265045
oh lordy.

>>137265045
heifer

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>>137265085
>>137265045
Yoba has spoken

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>>137265045
>>137265085
What are the odds.

>>137264948

You don't think you could ever see a cow as a hot girl in a swimsuit do you?

>>137265405

1 in 10 actually.

This reminded me of Stardew Valley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYiEdJqaYSE

>>137261128
I'll save that for a last resort if I don't get it in my third year.

>>137264880
Better than expected, thanks.

>leah's birthday tomorrow

>know none of her favorites besides wine

FUCKING FERMENT ALREADY, CHRIST

>>137267673
>he doesn't know about salads

>>137267673
>loves paint
>loves nature
>loves collecting her own ingredients

gee anon i wonder what she likes

i want to walk around barefoot

>>137267673
i have her my first and only prismatic shard.
have not encounter another one of those.

i need a name for my and penny's daughter

first reply to this post who is assigned an april fools username shared with an ingame character wins

>>137267809
Don't have the recipies yet.

>>137267851
I know her likes, but I want to give her something she loves.


And the wine's not done. Fuck. How long does it take?!

>>137269129
>first reply to this post who is assigned an april fools username shared with an ingame character wins
nigga thats its gonna be hard.

but cuck.

>>137269129
Tyrone

>>137268167
I eagerly await the footfag genocide

>>137269369
>tfw understand desire to be barefoot ingame
>tfw not footfag
I grew up being barefoot all the time I wasn't in school it just feels weird wearing shoes and it helps me self insert when my character is just as much as a shoeless weirdo as me

>>137269525
fucking poorfags or dirtfags or rural fags or whatever people walk barefooted.

i have a foot fetish and walking barefooted its gross.

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>>137268965
Bueno

Im in year 1 winter and I just opened the desert dungeon. How do I not die in the first few floors?

>>137269878
Footfag pls consider suicide, you cant even accept the glory of dirty stinky feet
I bet you wouldnt even cream your panties while licking your bear daddies feet after his long days work in the fields

>>137270001
dirty feet are disgusting, clean out of the shower feet are the best.

>>137269223
You can buy salads in the saloon, dummy

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nth for haley a best

>>137269129
Sexsleeve.

>>137270086
>Hope Ochoa
How can one man have both a shit name and shit taste all at the same time?

>>137270294
you are the one liking shit on feet basically Jack.
go sink yourself.

>>137269129
Maki

>>137269926
eat food with buffs (+speed, +luck, +defense, +combat are all useful)
bring a lot of food
bring a lot bombs to clear rocks (the goal is to get to level 50+ or 100+ if possible before time runs out since there's a lot better drops at the deeper levels)
get a bigger sword

>>137270375
Dirt is not shit you faggot, licking the dirt off your daddies feet is a privilege and you should be glad to do it

>>137269129
cuckie.

>>137269129
It's almost like asking for dubs.
But Raven.
May your daughter grow up to be a good waifu

>>137269223
She likes beer too. Anything else you can forage is a winner. Leah is easy to please.

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>>137270502
sure... anyways you are sick and need help.
here, have a pair of clean feet.

>>137270763
>girl feet
gross

>>137270131
THANK YOU OLGA

Seems too easy, though. I won't make constant use of it.

>from 6 to 9

jesus

You can give multiple people bouquets, right?

>>137269129
Dicknipples

Just woke up, is 4chanx acting retarded an april fools joke too?

I got to 8 heats in relationship pretty quick but can't seem to get to 9, is that normal?

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Can you shut up about feet you fucking faggots and just realize that hand-holding with your farm waifu is where it's at?

>>137270912
You need to give a bouquet to get the last two hearts. To show you're interested.

>>137271003
they actually shut up like 5 minutes ago.

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>>137271025
oh thanks, now just to decide who gets it

>>137271407
Give it to Marnie since she is the best girl

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>>137271407
EVERYONE

>>137271497
Yeah, I bet he totally wants to get his farm taxed into oblivion

I would really like if they added rival sistem, where one of the bachelors and bachelorettes actually go for eachother and if after a certain time you didnt get to a given level with one of them, they get in a relationship with their partner NPC, so at the end of year 2 everyone has a relationship and one NPC or the player is a cuck

Ok, Im on day 18 and finally starting to get a decent amount of crops growing, except fucking water and planting takes all fucking day.... Is there eventually some sort of automation or machinery?

Also what do i do with monster meat?

>>137272651
You can eventually get sprinklers
Keep monster meat for when you can craft bait

>>137272651
Why did you think it was a good idea to make a fuck ton of crops right off the bat?

>>137270165
what the hell is that retard even trying to do? Has she never eaten with chopsticks before? How can someone so rich be so uncultured

>>137272834
what else should i be doing? I cave dove until like level 12ish, but that also takes all day for just a bunch of shitty rocks.

Can't craft anything useful yet so the only thing to do is farm or fish? Am i missing something?

>>137250436
>you can rotate furniture?
Right click instead of left click. Can't rotate tvs, but you can rotate tables, chairs, sofas.

>>137272651
I'm going to kill your husband and marry you Jodi.

>>137273128
>>137272834
Yo, Merle. Whats the best way to make money early-game besides farming?

>>137274118
Fishing is good early game money, but it doesn't scale well like farming.

>Willy wants a squid

>can't fucking land one

SEASON ENDS IN 2 DAYS

PANIC

Also, did devs add Oak Resin to the Keg recipe to nerf brewing?

>>137274536
yes, and there's only one dev. bee hives now require maple syrup.

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>tfw out of wood and coal
These are the only materials I'm constantly short of
And I can farm coal in levels 40-50 easily, but wood? I always plant trees and wait

>>137274641
this makes no sense. Bees make the fucking honey...

>>137274880
Just buy it

Wood is cheap af

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>>137274880
I made a huge tree farm but at some point in year 2 it was easier for me to just buy wood than to bother chopping down hundreds of trees.

>>137275004
Mandy, that's kinda cheating

>>137274949
b a l a n c e
meanwhile cranberries and blueberries exist

>>137275101
>buying things is cheating

>>137274880
designate a part of your map as tree farm

Whats the lay out for trellis plants on an iridum sprinkler?

>>137275129
>cranberries and blueberries
those are to balance winter I guess, since it was the season I used to grow frui trees ready for spring and now they dont in winter.

>>137275376
Don't fruit trees still grow in winter? I know sap trees don't.

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So my baby went under the house after interacting with it. Has anyone ever had this problem?

>>137275376
>no mandarin and lemon trees to give fruit in winter
this shouldbe added or moded in

>>137276015
What do you expect if you have a kid with Elliot? That kid is just too deep for you.

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>>137276140

Best place to fish for treasure chests? I need an ancient seed.

>>137276358
Try places with water.

>>137256885
>What would you do to make Maru more interesting and less boring?
Make her hypochondriac and a bit hysteric instead of "duh, the samples fell, it was your fault... sloooow?".

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>>137276358

>>137276358
Any location with bubbles, high luck days, treasure hunter bobble, pirate skill, magnet bait.

>>137276358
They appear a lot in river, forest part of it

>>137276689
So it is random then? It feels like I have more luck in some spots than others, but I guess it's just my finicky luck then.

Can I reduce window size in windowed mode, to 800x600, for example?

Also, do you have to catch the fish to open the treasure? Like if I grab the treasure and then fail to catch the fish, do I lose out on the treasure, too?

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>>137277058
Seems random.

Skeletal hand isn't supposed to appear on the road north of the farm according to the wiki, but it does.

>>137277235
You need to capture the fish to get the treasure.

FUCKING JOURNEY OF THE PRAIRIE FAGGOT

Three times have I reached the boss now, and three times I died while the boss only had a sliver of health remaining.
It wouldn't even be that bad if it weren't for the last two fucking levels. Gargoyle rush and a bullet hell boss five difficulty settings above anything else in that shitty RNG shithole.

Doesn't help either that the controls are sometimes unresponsive if you try to shoot diagonally and walk.

>>137277818
We all gonna ignore her broken ass legs?

>>137277078
You can adjust the size how ever you want, you dont have fixed sizes for windowed mode

>>137277818
Oink oink piggu.

Do harder fish give more fishing exp?

Do crab pots give fishing exp?

Is there any way to ensure easier fish for when I'm hunting treasure? Because I swear, if one more lingcod fucks up my treasure I will be mad. Fucker leaps to the screen faster than I can follow even if I hold my mouse button down from the start.

>>137278189
I think so
Not sure
Fish in spots where its easy to catch a fish, lake and oceans always have easy catches imo even if you dont have a trap bobber but the treasure bobber stops the catch fishing line from dropping while youre catching the treasure so atleast something

>>137278189
Yes

Yes

No


As far as I know.

>>137278417
>>137278189
Crab pots definitely give xp, 24 crab pots brought me from level 8 to level 10 fishing in 3 weeks.

> Start reeling in fish
> Time stops
> People still walk around and shit

Time travelers, man.

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Holy shit this setup looks horrible.
Fucking April Fools

>>137278452
>Shane Lowe

Shouldn't you be at work, Shane?

>>137277818
It's true cuz everyone who marries Maru are a bunch of scrubs.

>>137279239
adblock ||s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css

dead thread
dead game
not even waifuposting could keep this thread alive

>>137280941
>waifuposting
Stop talking about that please

>>137280941
Alright, I'll try to ask for Jas lewds more often from now on.

>>137280941
>>137281047
I hover thread.
It's more active at night in NA than it is in the afternoon.
It has slown down though.

>>137279696
Thank you Charles!

>>137280941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0
It's okay. It was fun while it lasted.

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>>137280941
I'm holding onto my waifu.
Please let me marry her, Ape.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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someone post their beehive formation

>wake up
>click new thread

What is this abyss

Fuck you hiroshima

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>>137282417
Mine's shit, but here you go.
I had flowers there, but sunflowers don't affect the Honey at all, so I just sold them.
Also I could have more, but 8 coal is steep, despite how rich I am.

>>137277952
No matter how I resize, it goes back to previous size. My toaster's window is too small.

>>137282919
Does it go to previous size while the game is still running or after you exit and start the game again?

>>137283073
The former.

>>137283206
Oh, have you took a peek into ingame options? I think theres an option that says something like 'stop window resizing', something among thoose lines

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Question, if I plant my whole farm with cheap parsnips on the 28th of Spring, the dirt will be tilled & watered on the 1st of Spring right?
Just wilted stuff needing to be scythed, much less time consuming than tilling and watering 400 crop slots

Will the fertilizer carry over like that?

>>137282803
Nice farm

>>137283326
Nope, didn't find it.
Is there any option file I can edit to do that?

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>>137283556
For the most part.
Some might just disappear, but most will wither and leave the land tilled and full of water.
It's your best bet.

>>137282803
Jeez, dude, that is horrifically inefficient, just use the farm planner to set up a bee box fractal with flowers in the center.

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>>137282417

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>>137282417

What the hell is the point of a void chicken? There isn't even anything special about the egg.

>>137284753
It's a way for Chickens to cuck you from making Mayo.
It just works.

>>137284753
It sells for 500(?) i think

>>137283819
O wait uh, are you playing in borderless window or just windowed?

>>137285254
Just windowed. I think that option isn't there in borderless, either.

>>137271407
>taking a picture of your computer monitor with your cell phone
why don't you just use the print screen key

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>>137284939
>tfw can't make the deepest darkest mayonnaise
why even live

>>137285341
Yeah it isnt, im just asking cuz im playing in windowed and i have no troubles adjusting the screen however i want.. Just weird really
Maybe if you force it into full screen with alt enter and then back to windowed? Maybe that will fix it

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>>137271515
What about when you get married? It bites you in the ass.

>>137285823
Sebastian would be so disappointed in you.

>>137261979
Doesn't the text say she kisses you too?

>>137285927
There's one thing I'm wondering though.
Is it just a warning from the palm reader/fortune teller, or is it like in RF (was it RF? Or maybe it was one of the HMs?) where the other bachelors/ettes you courted came up to you during the wedding and made you feel like a piece of shit for playing with their hearts?

I had a savefile where I played the village bicycle, but I hadn't married yet.

>>137286480
Yeah, she goes *smooch*.
I assume she smacks you on the cheek.

Can bachelor(ette)s propose to you? Why must I make the moves?

>>137286483
Someone who did have multiple bouquet'ed people said that the game does announce that many are "heartbroken" and it takes away most of their hearts, from 10 to 2.

>>137286930
I feel no guilt. He should've brought it to her himself

>>137286626
>"urrrdd hey meestoh farhmah"
>"i weadin dis pickshoh book gurrrrr"
>"my mahm a drunk buh-buh bitch"

>>137287235
>buh-buh bitch

No Joanna, you're the buh-buh bitch

>>137287414
It's your own fault your art sucks, Kayla.

>>137287579

savage

>>137287081
The part about the fortune teller saying you're going to leave many broken hearts is true, but the 10 to 2 hearts part is bullshit.

Why are bat wings required to craft a lightning rod? Would they even conduct electricity well? It's mostly leathery tissue.

>>137287579
You leave my GF alone, Ho-nique

>>137285979
seb can rot away in his man cave for all i care
that just leaves more abby for me

>>137288606
>Ho-nique
OH NO SHE DINT

Assuming the future male and female spouse options will not be Shane and Emily:
Who would you want to be those options(aside from Shane and Emily)?
Who would you expect to be those options(aside from Shane and Emily)?

Kent and Sarah for me.

>>137289205
Jodi and Linus.

>>137288770
>Abigail

Shit taste, my friend.

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The good doctor is actually a spy for the Gotoro empire.

Who is worst girl and why is it Abby? Fucking SJW crybabby who wants to be an adventurer but is too lazy and scared to do anything for herself.

>>137289205
I don't care who the male option is as long as it's not fucking Shane. He deserves to die alone.

For female: the cute tourist girl who shows up at some festivals

>>137289453
Are you saying the good doctor is to blame?

>>137289441
>>137289598
i see the american shitposters have woken up
no need to worry about the thread dying anymore

>>137289684
He has to pay.

>>137289874
Would you say he was a monster?
Would you set fire to his name?

>>137284753
Krobus loves void eggs

>>137289921
It gets said all the same, Faye.

I did nothing wrong and now my husband is laying in bed all day in a shit mood (and he's not sebastian). What gives?

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>>137290248

Not your fault, its probably that time of the month if you know what I'm saying.

You know what I'm saying.

>>137289684
>>137289874
>>137289921
>>137290229

you're good people /sdvg/

>>137290248
the issue isn't that you did nothing wrong
the issue is that you didn't do anything good
have you been gifting your husband regularly?

>>137289205
Who is Sarah now again?

Would probably be Sandy for me. No opinion about the guys.

>>137290370
nico nico no

>>137290073
Oh yeah, that's true.

>>137285341
Did it help? Did you fix it? :\

>>137290758
I kept my void chicken long enough to produce 12 eggs. Enough to max krobus and keep 1 in case I ever need a void chicken again.

How come my goat can produce asexually? There are no other goats.

>>137291550
You bought a pregnant goat.

>>137290581
I give him a gift twice a week. You mean I have to give him shit everyday?

>>137291601
Well, I bought it as a baby. Before it was even able to get pregnant (I assume). That's some PFM. Or it's that witch again.

>>137291717
Well how about this, there are no male animals. Every animal you get is female and every animal born is also female.

>>137289598
Pretty much

This or Salt and Sanctuary?

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>>137291550

At night Shane sneaks into your barn and fucks your goats

Anyone down for reading some writefag shit?
I wanna write some stuff about this sunflower slut.

>>137292618
I was hoping for Fernando the Manwhore to show up instead.

These goats mean nothing to me now.

>>137294540
I wouldn't mind some writefags in this thread, actually.

>>137295025
Love as large as brontosaurus

If you build a second silo do you get to store double the hay?

>>137277303
Literally just got Skeletal Hand on the road during the Winter (I think it was 7th or 8th?).

So if there was a mod that completely reworked the game to be about drugs instead of crops who do you think would be the robotripper of Stardope?

Abby?

We all know Demetrius on that lean tho

>>137296073
Yes.

what music do you listen to while playing this game?
just got it and i was looking for some nice music to have on while making taters.

>>137294540
Does it include tender loving and interlocking fingers?

>>137295508
Passion like a bleeding walrus

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>>137294540
Ew, words?

>>137256718
What happened with Starbound?

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I think this is the first time I gave birth in a video game. Feels pretty good.

>>137296924
If I had one wish, I'd wish for Abbyfags to become non-existant.

>>137297220
I don't see why you're asking this here, chucklefucks only published this game, they didn't have anything to do with production.

>>137258070
Anyone have that link to the cuter portraits someone made?

>>137297368
The OP says

>Chucklefish had no hand in the development of this game. They only published it, and Concerned Ape (the creator) asked them to publish it BEFORE the Starbound fiasco.

I want to know what that fiasco was

>>137297319
Okay. And how is that relevant to anything right now?

>>137297540
It promised too much, is stuck in open beta forever, almost never has any decent updates, if at all. And creators were known for saying a lot of shit during development process and laughing at their customers.

The funny thing is to this day there's people defending the game.

>>137292618
I wish he would rather sneak into my bedroom

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>Picking up speed for items is completely fucked in the most recent "fix" of the beta patch

For fucks sake. Need to pick up my last batch of cramberries before winter but the pick up speed is atrocious, now i need to wait for the animation to play out before each pick.

>>137297319
point in this ancient doll where abigail has touched you

>>137298027
>tfw Ape is slowly making the game play worse and worse

>>137298168
according to what i read on reddit for beta patch bugs it seems this happens sometimes and restarting fixes it, but the recent fix seems to have made it happen more often.

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post ur cliques

>that one faggot who cries about abby "being a sjw" when he gets triggered by the mere mention of her name
baldman_holds_baseball_bat.png

>>137296680
Was thinking calloused hands and tenders asses.

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So, which villager is the easiest to befriend and which is the hardest?

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>Get both deluxe barn and coop
>Can no longer grab all the hay stored inside the dispensers and store it in a chest to cut down even more grass

Fuck, apparently you can only grab hay from the dispenser if there's am empty space in the hay spots.

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>>137298396
you really couldn't be assed to find the picture?

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>>137298313
Shane is in 6th with 9 hearts.

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>>137298678
That's a shame. Haley is very close to a tsundere, which are known for very cute and embarrassing love making with lots of hugging and hand holding.

Though maybe that's just want I want it to be.

>>137299273
She's not really tsundere. She was a litteral bitch before you sofned her up by being her friend and she learned to be a better person.

A tsundere implies they aren't very good with expressing how they really feel, but are good people deep down, which was not the case for Haley, since it was a gradual transformation process.

>>137299525
I know, which is why I wrote 'very close', though that expression was probably still too much. I probably should've used 'shows similarities in behavior' or something. But hopefully people will know what I'm getting at.

>>137298939
>putting any more effort than the minimum into replies to bait
wew lad, you'll have to try harder for decent (you)s

>>137300062
>>137298396
Just fuck off already. By continuing this comment chain you're worse than the people you're complaining about. I realize I'm doing the same, but it's in hope that it'll be over with this comment.

>>137300278
>anons doing anything you say
hahahaha

>>137300505
>anons

Lori is arguing with Ed and Nick

>>137300572
Shut your whore mouth Clayton.

>>137300659
You Whiteheads are all the same.
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

>>137300659

I hope President Trump deports you first Juanita

>>137300659
fuck you juanita

>>137256718
anybody wants to buy me this game on steam?

>>137301524
sent ;)

>>137257134
That word triggers me.

>>137302027
It flips your bitch switch?

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>>137257134
>>137302027

I feel bad, our game died.
RIP

Which husband should I marry?

>>137304210
There's nothing to talk about aside from waifuposting and such. It would be the same as discussing any of the harvest moon games, soon enough you'll run out of stuff to talk about.

>>137304210
It's Ape's fault. By killing the cuck memes, he killed his game.

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>>137304354

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>>137304354
>mfw you're right

>>137304354
what cuck meem

>>137304262
Anyone but Sam.

>Game came out just over a month ago
>Has exceptional sales and universal acclaim
>Everyone things it's already dead
Are you guys just too accustomed to no one giving a shit about Harvest Moon?
This thing is getting a few game of the year nominations guys.
Lest chucklefucks slip in something abysmal, but y'know.

>>137304354
I wish there was fanart of this

> "give the sand dragon his final meal."

what

>>137305141
can you get to the desert yet?
if not, then leave it for later
if yes, put at least three of your brain cells to work

>>137305241

Thank you, Dallas

Farming and processing makes this game too easy especially after getting Artisan.

How viable would a no-crops run be?

>>137305496
You'd just be making yourself way slower and thus way more boring.

Just limit yourself a bit. It's not supposed to be hard to get money. Just like every other harvest moon/rune factory in existance.

>>137305631
You'll have to be more specific about "a bit". Farming is extremely overpowered compared to the other 4 "professions".
The second you unlock the greenhouse or have two or three iridium sprinklers out you're already on the railroad to being a billionaire.

>>137262632

At least 5

>>137306021
In any game there's always a way to make a profit in a certain way compared to any other way. Rune factory games for example have some incredibly good ways to making you money by going into dungeons and killing bosses or mobs, sometimes it's even better than long term farming.

Not to say he shouldn't try to balance it out, but balancing everything takes a lot of work.

Is he still doing beta builds you can download?

Is there anything juicy past 1.06?

I can't wait till we get some mods that make big changes like maybe a new town you can go to, more characters, or a completely new map.

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>>137306537
>let's draw a generic girl with redhead
>i'm going to say it's penny because i say so
>nevermind there's actually no connection between this art and the character

>>137306537
I would've never guessed that this is supposed to be Penny

>>137306537
That dosn't really look much like Penny.

>>137306736
Prove it.

>>137307076
How about I tell you to fuck off and you get some glasses instead?

>>137307076
But anon, he's speaking the truth.
I would never guess it's Penny.

>>137269129
benis

>>137297540
You know, I was having a good day, but, hey, nothing lasts.

Chucklefuck, those lazy tumblrite shits have kept this game in development hell for years.
The game was slated for release in 2013, but guess what? It's still in "early development".

Like >>137297687 said, they constantly laugh at their customer's faces and backpedal faster than Blizzard whenever cornered in arguments.

There are people just continually gargling on their collective sack too blind to realize that they are a SHIT. Hell, when a few people even point it out, they just give the old "Hurr, it's 4chan, they hate everything!" argument.

I would say more, but, you can pick through the ashes yourself on 4x2chan's /sbg/ on /vg/

>>137269129
Meme

>>137269129
Donald Trump
or
Trump

Is there somewhere i can find all existing mods for the game in a list fashion?

>>137269129
Sam Jr.

>>137269129
DIO

>>137269129

Aborted Fetus

>>137308694
fucking savage

the absolute madman

The item list thing lists Jelly as a singular item sold for 160 granola
Does the fruit it's made of not matter?

>>137269129
Isis

>need to buy animals from Marine
>SHE'S NEVER FUCKING THERE

I HATE HER FAT FUCKING ASS

STOP SHOPPING AND FUCKING RUN THE SHOP

>>137308894
iirc the value of jelly is some value times the value of the fruit you make it with

>>137269129
DICKS

>>137269129
Potato

>>137269129
Dikbut

Can someone post some good Shane pics? I want to set some various account icons to Shane because I'm literally living his life right now.

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Found a bit of a silly bug when tilling the ground. If you till 3 or 5 tiles straight up from your position and the first tile happens to net you a random resource, the following 2 or 4 tiles will be the same.

>>137310421
Or maybe you were just stupidly lucky

>>137310485
No it happens ever time. I took this picture after the 5th time of it happening.

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Also it's not just in the quarry. Don't know if it's winter only though.

>>137269129

Roastie

>>137310421
It's more than just 4-5 tiles for me, it's all tiles above. At least that's the case during winter. I made quite a lot of cash that way with frozen yams.

>>137269129

Gaybot2000

>>137298313
>Shane up the top

Good taste

>>137310819
I've only seen it work with the 1x3 to 1x5 tile tilling. Just tested with 3x3 and 6x3 and both acted as normal.

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Reminder

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>>137311080

No, I'm not Emily. You don't know the depths of madness that I've sunk to in order to gain these shekels plating my shriveled jew body.